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Game Plan The
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(RUBBERNECKIN' PLAYING) |
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All right, all right. All right, all right. |
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Never |
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say |
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no. |
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Well, this is Kingman's |
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If they win, they guarantee themselves |
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Everybody get on the King's back |
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and I'm going to lead you |
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- All right? On one, on one. Ready? |
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MAN 1: Go deep. |
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Let's go! |
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Pick him up. Pick him up. |
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Sanders. Sanders. |
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(BARKING ORDERS) |
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Go wide! |
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Hut-hut! |
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Hut! |
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COMMENTATOR 1: All right, here's |
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He's got Sanders wide open |
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Kingman is on the run. |
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He stiff-arms. It's the Kingman swing. |
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And he is in! Touchdown, Rebels. |
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CO MMEN TA TOR 2: What a |
| 00:04:21 |
But I have to wonder, |
| 00:04:22 |
The King does it again! |
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(JAILHOUSE ROCK PLAYING) |
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- Go Joe! |
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- Never say no! |
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Yeah! |
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(CHEERING) |
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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING) |
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WO MAN ON RADIO: WZPZ FM. |
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Hey, Boston. Happy New Year. |
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Don't party too hard, boys. |
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You're going to need all your strength |
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- Enjoy your drink. |
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Hope it's okay. |
| 00:05:05 |
I'm telling you guys, |
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They got garlic and mint leaves. |
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Hey, Coop. Coop, check it out. |
| 00:05:15 |
- See the hottie? 12 o'clock, tan dress? |
| 00:05:18 |
I think she said |
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I do. |
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You should go talk to her. |
| 00:05:23 |
- You think so? |
| 00:05:25 |
Get in there. Get in there. |
| 00:05:30 |
Use some of this. Chicks dig it. |
| 00:05:31 |
- Webber, you got a pen? |
| 00:05:34 |
Because you might want |
| 00:05:38 |
(CHATTERING) |
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What's up? |
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(SPIKE BARKS) |
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Webber! |
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I told you, they bumped up shoot. |
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But Tatianna will miss you. |
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The King doesn't want his queen |
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So I got you a little something special. |
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(GASPS) |
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- Close your eyes. |
| 00:06:13 |
Tatianna, Tatianna. Which one? |
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No peeking. |
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Dreams are on Joe tonight, honey. |
| 00:06:21 |
(GASPS) |
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Happy New Year. |
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- (EXCLAIMS) Channel? |
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JOE: Whoa, Sanders. |
| 00:06:36 |
Just past your bedtime? |
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Yeah, well, you know, |
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Want to go home, |
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All right, thanks for coming. |
| 00:06:45 |
- All right, Happy New Year. |
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All right, see you. |
| 00:06:50 |
All right, Joe. Come on, it's real funny. |
| 00:06:52 |
Now, just give me back the wallet, |
| 00:06:53 |
I'm looking to confiscate |
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but his wife, Maria, |
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- Yes, really... |
| 00:07:04 |
Oh, you call this "life"? |
| 00:07:06 |
Oh, you call this "life"? |
| 00:07:08 |
- Whatever. |
| 00:07:13 |
- Who's ready to party? |
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ALL: Party! |
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Yeah! |
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Where can I get a man card? |
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(MUSIC PLAYING) |
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- Why? The night is still young! |
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- Play the guitars, Joe. Come on. |
| 00:07:31 |
- I love that idea. |
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- Call me. |
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We were doing so good. |
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Hey, Spike. There's my boy. |
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Do you know who the greatest |
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Just checking. Let's go! Huddle up! |
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(PANTING) |
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Can you feel it? Can you smell it? |
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Z-slant Mississippi! On three. Ready? |
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Come on, Spike. |
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(SPIKE BARKS) |
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Oh, that's a good one. |
| 00:08:04 |
Kingman drops back, he's... |
| 00:08:05 |
(CROWD CHEERING) |
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Post pattern, Spike. Post pattern. |
| 00:08:08 |
(SPIKE BARKS) |
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He throws. |
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Touchdown! They're going crazy. |
| 00:08:16 |
Crazy. |
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(SIGHS) |
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Gracias, Rosa. Enjoy your vacation. |
| 00:08:35 |
What do you want to do, Spike? |
| 00:08:37 |
It's a new year. |
| 00:08:39 |
You want to play football? |
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You want to watch the new ESPN |
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I know you do. Me, too. Watch. Watch. |
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Attaboy. |
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Blessed with crazy strength and |
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Ridiculous. |
| 00:09:00 |
... Joe Kingman could have succeeded |
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But what really sets |
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is his passion for the game. |
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And no one sums it up better |
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- Wait a minute, that's not what I said. |
| 00:09:11 |
- What I said was this. Life... |
| 00:09:13 |
- ... holds many pleasures for me. |
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- But... |
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- ... nothing... |
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- ... nothing beats the thrill... |
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- ... of playing on that field... |
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- ... every Sunday. |
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- Football is my life. |
| 00:09:27 |
- Beyond the field... |
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- ... nothing else matters. |
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Nothing. |
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If nothing else really matters, |
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why does that championship ring |
| 00:09:38 |
Some of the experts say |
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I mean, think about it... |
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(FORWARDING TAPE) |
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(MOCKING) |
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How does that sound, Stuey? |
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Joe, you're a 30-something now, |
| 00:09:53 |
The clock is ticking, Joe. |
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Blah, blah, blah... |
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You come talk to me when you have |
| 00:10:03 |
(PHONE RINGING) |
| 00:10:08 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:10:09 |
I have a visitor here at reception. |
| 00:10:11 |
- A Peyton Kelly, sir. |
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A young lady. |
| 00:10:17 |
- Is she cute? |
| 00:10:20 |
Well, what are you waiting for, Larry? |
| 00:10:25 |
He never says "no." |
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(DOORBELL RINGING) |
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I am the king. Thank you very much. |
| 00:10:30 |
Hmm. |
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Look out. |
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Hello. |
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- Goodbye. |
| 00:10:49 |
Look, kid, I don't do Girl Scout cookies, |
| 00:10:52 |
You don't get abs like these |
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eating Peanut Butter Patties, |
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Go ahead, hit me. Come on! |
| 00:11:01 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:11:05 |
It's ridiculous, isn't it? |
| 00:11:09 |
Bye-bye. |
| 00:11:13 |
It's ridiculous. |
| 00:11:15 |
(DOORBELL RINGS) |
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I don't know what it is you're selling. |
| 00:11:24 |
I don't want any money. I want... |
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I know. I know what you want. I get it. |
| 00:11:30 |
An autograph of Joe Kingman. |
| 00:11:33 |
You'll probably go sell it, |
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Because I'm Joe Kingman, |
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Happy New Year. I'll be right back. |
| 00:11:41 |
You have a bulldog. Come here, boy. |
| 00:11:45 |
You're so cute. |
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(EXCLAIMING) |
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Easy, easy. |
| 00:11:49 |
Yeah. He's going to lick me to death. |
| 00:11:51 |
Listen, you just can't come walking |
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There are a lot of weirdos out there |
| 00:11:58 |
- Didn't your mom ever teach you that? |
| 00:12:00 |
- Well, where is she? |
| 00:12:03 |
On an airplane? |
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My father. |
| 00:12:06 |
Well, you better go get him, |
| 00:12:09 |
- He's not looking for me. |
| 00:12:12 |
Because he's looking at me. |
| 00:12:16 |
What? |
| 00:12:18 |
Hi, we've never met before. |
| 00:12:23 |
Sara Kelly? |
| 00:12:25 |
My name is Peyton. I'm your daughter. |
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(EXHALES) |
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No. No. Nope. No! |
| 00:13:03 |
No. Time out. |
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- She wrote you a note. |
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(SCOFFS) |
| 00:13:24 |
"Joe, I know this is a big surprise, |
| 00:13:29 |
"I need you to watch her for a month. |
| 00:13:32 |
"I'll explain everything |
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You sure got a lot of pictures |
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You expect me to believe |
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- Anybody could have written this. |
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(JOE SCOFFS) |
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I've also got this. |
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Birth certificate? |
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- Your name is on it. |
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My name? |
| 00:14:00 |
Awesome! |
| 00:14:03 |
ELECTRONIC VOICE: Ready? Break! |
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My name's not on this. |
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"Joseph Kingman." |
| 00:14:09 |
(SPEED-DIALING) |
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Hut! Hut! Hut! |
| 00:14:14 |
- We've got a situation. |
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Fix it. |
| 00:14:23 |
Oh! |
| 00:14:25 |
Don't you think |
| 00:14:28 |
- I didn't know. |
| 00:14:30 |
That was a long time ago. |
| 00:14:33 |
Didn't even last longer than a year, |
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Okay, but for argument's sake, |
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is there the teeniest, tiniest possibility |
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Think hard. |
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(STAMMERING) I don't know. |
| 00:14:47 |
We got the separation, |
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she came by to pick up |
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(STUTTERING) We... |
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Is anyone else hungry? |
| 00:15:00 |
- Hungry? |
| 00:15:02 |
When did this, "We... We... |
| 00:15:06 |
About eight, nine years ago. |
| 00:15:08 |
- How old are you, kid? |
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Congratulations, Joe. |
| 00:15:13 |
This isn't happening to me. |
| 00:15:15 |
(SPIKE WAILING) |
| 00:15:16 |
Muffin, just talk to your Auntie Stella. |
| 00:15:19 |
Hmm? |
| 00:15:20 |
It says here that your mom |
| 00:15:25 |
She's on her way to Africa. |
| 00:15:27 |
What kind of a selfish, |
| 00:15:30 |
She's on a water sanitation project |
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to the drought-ravaged children |
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If I had a dime |
| 00:15:41 |
So on her way to save the world, |
| 00:15:43 |
your mom just suddenly decided |
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I begged her. I said, |
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And she said, "Well, baby, he doesn't |
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I get it. I get it. |
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I got it. I got it. I'm a genius. |
| 00:16:02 |
Sara has a sister. |
| 00:16:06 |
Goombah, Grip, Grime... Carmen! |
| 00:16:10 |
- Karen. |
| 00:16:13 |
She's... |
| 00:16:15 |
She's dead. |
| 00:16:18 |
Oh, that's convenient. |
| 00:16:21 |
What? |
| 00:16:23 |
How do we get in touch |
| 00:16:25 |
- Her cell won't work in Kassala. |
| 00:16:27 |
They don't have Internet there. |
| 00:16:29 |
How did you get here again? |
| 00:16:31 |
We flew to Boston together, |
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And the car just magically |
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- Not some man. My father. |
| 00:16:44 |
- Want a paternity test? |
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Let's do that. No problem. |
| 00:16:50 |
I don't like needles. |
| 00:16:52 |
Not in the middle of negotiating |
| 00:16:55 |
These things never stay quiet, |
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If she does turn out to be yours, |
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you'll look like a guy |
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and you can |
| 00:17:05 |
- Stella. |
| 00:17:08 |
We don't even look alike. |
| 00:17:13 |
Oh, no. Not at all. |
| 00:17:17 |
- Thanks a lot for the heads up, Larry. |
| 00:17:21 |
(BLOWS WHISTLE) |
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I'm late. |
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(GULPS) |
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Let's go. No huddle. |
| 00:17:41 |
- No back seat. |
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If you get in an accident, |
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Oh, come on, I don't have time |
| 00:17:55 |
Come here. |
| 00:18:12 |
(HORNS HONKING) |
| 00:18:17 |
So late. |
| 00:18:18 |
I've got four weeks |
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so let's get started, shall we? |
| 00:18:24 |
I'm going to ask you some questions |
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and you're going to give me |
| 00:18:28 |
Now, for example, |
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if you asked me what my favorite thing |
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So what's your favorite thing to do? |
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That's easy. Play football. |
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Football. |
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(HONKS HORN) |
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Come on! |
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If you could only save one thing |
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My Heisman. |
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No, wait... I know. |
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My limited edition |
| 00:19:00 |
Come on, horseradish. |
| 00:19:03 |
Just one more question. |
| 00:19:07 |
What's the best thing |
| 00:19:10 |
Listen, I got a question for you. |
| 00:19:13 |
Why didn't your mom |
| 00:19:18 |
Want a cookie? |
| 00:19:19 |
No, I don't want a cookie. |
| 00:19:22 |
But you said you were hungry. |
| 00:19:23 |
- And I made them special for you. |
| 00:19:30 |
- Now, about your mom. |
| 00:19:34 |
I just can't believe that the Sara I knew |
| 00:19:36 |
would just let her daughter |
| 00:19:44 |
(COUGHS) |
| 00:19:46 |
I know what happened. |
| 00:19:48 |
- You do? |
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(COUGHING) |
| 00:19:53 |
- She's gained a lot of weight. |
| 00:19:55 |
What's she pushing now? About 180? |
| 00:19:57 |
Deuce? |
| 00:20:04 |
(WHISTLE BLOWS) |
| 00:20:07 |
(SLURRING) Let's go. |
| 00:20:10 |
What do you think, you're some |
| 00:20:12 |
This is "cover-two," little lady, |
| 00:20:15 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:20:16 |
Do I sound okay? |
| 00:20:19 |
- Milk, flour, eggs and cinnamon... |
| 00:20:24 |
Cinnamon? I'm allergic to cinnamon. |
| 00:20:26 |
- Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 00:20:29 |
I sound like this, "I'm sorry"? |
| 00:20:34 |
I'm allergic to nuts. |
| 00:20:36 |
Joe. Joe, don't forget I got that |
| 00:20:40 |
- You have to be there this time. |
| 00:20:42 |
What do you think, |
| 00:20:43 |
Stop touching me. |
| 00:20:47 |
Stop eating so much. |
| 00:20:48 |
- You're late, Joe. That's a $500 fine. |
| 00:20:52 |
Hey, sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. |
| 00:20:57 |
King's here, Danville. I got it. |
| 00:21:00 |
Get a submarine sandwich |
| 00:21:02 |
All right, let's go. Sixty-six seam, |
| 00:21:03 |
All right, let's go. Sixty-six seam, |
| 00:21:09 |
(SLURRING) Suffering succotash, |
| 00:21:10 |
something seems to be wrong |
| 00:21:14 |
I said sixty-six, slot seam left on three. |
| 00:21:18 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
| 00:21:19 |
Hey, Joe. |
| 00:21:22 |
- I'm not a fan. I'm Joe's daughter. |
| 00:21:27 |
I didn't know Joe had a kid. |
| 00:21:28 |
Yo, I don't think Joe knew |
| 00:21:32 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:21:36 |
- Stay here. |
| 00:21:40 |
(WHISTLE BLOWS) |
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(MUMBLES) |
| 00:21:46 |
Hat. |
| 00:21:48 |
Give me this! |
| 00:21:49 |
Here's what you got to read right there. |
| 00:21:51 |
Here we go. And three, two, one... Go! |
| 00:21:55 |
Boston Rebels! Experience the heat! |
| 00:21:58 |
(BEEPING) |
| 00:22:01 |
Boston Rebels! Catch the magic. |
| 00:22:04 |
Boston Rebels! Feel the... |
| 00:22:10 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 00:22:11 |
Hey, let's get Joe. |
| 00:22:14 |
We'll put ice in his bath. |
| 00:22:16 |
Coop, look. Look real close. |
| 00:22:19 |
Joe is in an ice bath. |
| 00:22:23 |
- Well, we'll put colder ice in it. |
| 00:22:27 |
Yeah. |
| 00:22:30 |
Webber, think about this. |
| 00:22:33 |
Big surprise, eh, Kingman? |
| 00:22:36 |
More like a safety blitz. |
| 00:22:38 |
Yeah, well, you should be happy. |
| 00:22:39 |
I remember how happy I was |
| 00:22:42 |
JOE: Yeah, but you knew |
| 00:22:44 |
Yeah, well, either way, she's here now. |
| 00:22:49 |
What's your name, sweetheart? |
| 00:22:50 |
- Peyton. |
| 00:22:52 |
- Hi, Peyton. |
| 00:22:54 |
Oh, that's cool. |
| 00:22:57 |
No, dude. |
| 00:22:59 |
No. Peyton Rous. |
| 00:23:04 |
- Who's that? |
| 00:23:06 |
For what team? |
| 00:23:12 |
In medicine. |
| 00:23:15 |
He's not even a football player. |
| 00:23:18 |
"Stupid" is a mean word. |
| 00:23:20 |
- No, it isn't. |
| 00:23:22 |
- No, it isn't. |
| 00:23:23 |
- Isn't. |
| 00:23:24 |
- Isn't. |
| 00:23:26 |
JOE: Quiet. Both of you. |
| 00:23:35 |
(GROWLS) |
| 00:23:37 |
Step away from my pants. |
| 00:23:41 |
Awkward. |
| 00:23:44 |
Hey, sweetie, it's okay. |
| 00:23:45 |
See, those are Monroe's |
| 00:23:47 |
You see, |
| 00:23:49 |
- or he thinks we won't win. |
| 00:23:51 |
(JOE CHATTERING ON TV) |
| 00:23:52 |
Hey, I'm on SportsCenter again. |
| 00:23:58 |
I'm hungry. |
| 00:24:00 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:24:01 |
Please don't touch anything. |
| 00:24:04 |
Tonight's Tuesday. |
| 00:24:07 |
Twenty-twenty-sixty ratio. |
| 00:24:10 |
What? |
| 00:24:11 |
Hey, do you have any Jell-O? |
| 00:24:14 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:24:16 |
Like I said, please don't touch. |
| 00:24:18 |
Stand right here, don't do anything. |
| 00:24:19 |
I'm not giving you 28 grams |
| 00:24:22 |
We do not do simple sugars |
| 00:24:25 |
But I'm a kid and kids love sugar. |
| 00:24:29 |
Well, my dad never let me have sugar. |
| 00:24:31 |
Oh, is that why you never smile? |
| 00:24:36 |
Mmm. |
| 00:24:43 |
(SLURPING) |
| 00:24:45 |
Listen, you better eat your food |
| 00:24:48 |
But it's as big as a mountain. |
| 00:24:52 |
Listen, if you're going to make the pros, |
| 00:24:55 |
Let's go. Eat. |
| 00:24:58 |
You got a little... |
| 00:25:00 |
- A little something right here. |
| 00:25:05 |
I got what? |
| 00:25:14 |
I'm going to go and wash the dishes. |
| 00:25:17 |
You can eat. |
| 00:25:20 |
And finish eating. |
| 00:25:30 |
I don't have a guest room |
| 00:25:34 |
But you can sleep here. |
| 00:25:35 |
- What's this? |
| 00:25:38 |
It controls the world. |
| 00:25:41 |
What's the "romance" button for? |
| 00:25:43 |
The romance button |
| 00:25:49 |
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:25:50 |
(JOE EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:25:51 |
Turn... Turn this off. Turn it off. |
| 00:25:55 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:25:57 |
Turn it off. Press the button. |
| 00:26:00 |
(MUSIC STOPS) |
| 00:26:01 |
(MACHINERY WHIRRING) |
| 00:26:04 |
Stop touching things. |
| 00:26:08 |
Aren't you going to tell me |
| 00:26:14 |
Bedtime story... Bedtime story. |
| 00:26:17 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:26:18 |
Yeah. |
| 00:26:23 |
The Big Bad Wolf |
| 00:26:26 |
blew down the Grammy's house |
| 00:26:28 |
and ate the Goldilocks |
| 00:26:31 |
and then there was something |
| 00:26:35 |
The end. |
| 00:26:36 |
Good night. |
| 00:26:37 |
I mean a real bedtime story, Joe. |
| 00:26:40 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:26:42 |
A bedtime story is supposed |
| 00:26:46 |
I'll show you. |
| 00:26:48 |
Lean back, relax, |
| 00:26:52 |
Fine. Fine. I'm going to listen |
| 00:26:56 |
Then you go to sleep. |
| 00:26:59 |
Once upon a time there was a princess |
| 00:27:02 |
and she had a lot of beautiful dresses. |
| 00:27:05 |
She had a pink dress, a red dress, |
| 00:27:08 |
a blue dress, a green dress, |
| 00:27:11 |
- an orange dress, a yellow dress... |
| 00:27:13 |
A lot of dresses, a lot of colors. |
| 00:27:18 |
So each dress had a secret power. |
| 00:27:21 |
The pink dress, |
| 00:27:25 |
could make her fly. |
| 00:27:27 |
And the blue dress, |
| 00:27:32 |
could make her tiny. |
| 00:27:35 |
And the green dress, |
| 00:27:40 |
could make her sleep. |
| 00:27:44 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:27:45 |
(SNORING) |
| 00:27:54 |
(SNORING) |
| 00:28:03 |
Whoa! |
| 00:28:05 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
| 00:28:08 |
Hey, baby. |
| 00:28:10 |
Why didn't you answer me |
| 00:28:11 |
I was starting to get worried. |
| 00:28:13 |
I'm sorry. I forgot I had |
| 00:28:17 |
Well, I'm just happy that you got |
| 00:28:21 |
Great. Well, the food's not so hot, |
| 00:28:27 |
Well, that's very cool, |
| 00:28:29 |
I mean, is it as good as they promised? |
| 00:28:31 |
Too soon to tell. |
| 00:28:33 |
Hey, listen, sweetie, |
| 00:28:37 |
but I will call you |
| 00:28:40 |
I miss you so much already. |
| 00:28:42 |
E-mail me lots of pictures. |
| 00:28:47 |
I love you, too. Bye. |
| 00:28:50 |
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:28:52 |
Is there a ballet school close by? |
| 00:28:54 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:28:55 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:28:56 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:29:02 |
Spike? |
| 00:29:04 |
Why is my dog in a dress |
| 00:29:09 |
He's learning Swan Lake. |
| 00:29:11 |
(SIGHING) |
| 00:29:13 |
Do you know how to fix |
| 00:29:15 |
Do I look like I know |
| 00:29:23 |
(CRACKING KNUCKLES) |
| 00:29:27 |
My mom says we're not supposed to |
| 00:29:31 |
Well, your mom |
| 00:29:33 |
instead of her specially designed |
| 00:29:37 |
made by Dr. Johan Gustavo, |
| 00:29:44 |
(CRACKS KNUCKLES) |
| 00:29:45 |
- What's... What's with the Beethoven? |
| 00:29:50 |
- Do you listen to this every morning? |
| 00:29:52 |
Sometimes I listen to Bach, |
| 00:29:55 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:29:58 |
Do you have an iPod? |
| 00:30:01 |
Because I'm going to buy you one. |
| 00:30:04 |
I'm going to buy you an iPod. |
| 00:30:06 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:30:08 |
Until then... |
| 00:30:10 |
Whoa... |
| 00:30:12 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:30:14 |
What is this? |
| 00:30:15 |
My Bedazzler. |
| 00:30:20 |
A Bedazzler? |
| 00:30:23 |
And that's why I use |
| 00:30:28 |
Mmm. |
| 00:30:29 |
- Gross. |
| 00:30:33 |
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) |
| 00:30:36 |
Yeah, that's my favorite. |
| 00:30:39 |
Joe's juice. |
| 00:30:43 |
Okay. That's enough. |
| 00:30:45 |
I'm gonna need you to drink up. |
| 00:30:46 |
You'll be running the 40 |
| 00:30:50 |
(EX CLAIMS) |
| 00:30:52 |
That smells worse than school food. |
| 00:30:54 |
You know, speaking of school, |
| 00:30:58 |
- I'm on break. |
| 00:31:02 |
Yes, I am. I go to a magnet school, |
| 00:31:06 |
Really? Well, guess what? |
| 00:31:08 |
As a matter of fact, |
| 00:31:10 |
So I'm gonna need you |
| 00:31:12 |
put some hustle in it, |
| 00:31:13 |
- Peyton, stop messing around. |
| 00:31:15 |
Peyton! |
| 00:31:16 |
No! |
| 00:31:17 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:31:19 |
(SPIKE BARKING) |
| 00:31:29 |
Nice. |
| 00:31:31 |
That's real nice. |
| 00:31:43 |
- You know what a playbook is? |
| 00:31:49 |
Oh, I get it. The Xs are for kisses |
| 00:31:53 |
Wrong! The X's mean |
| 00:31:56 |
The O's mean "open access." |
| 00:31:58 |
For example, you want to go |
| 00:32:01 |
But now you go to the kitchen, big X. |
| 00:32:04 |
Off limits. No access. |
| 00:32:06 |
Can't go there, because you made |
| 00:32:09 |
Do you understand? |
| 00:32:10 |
No trick plays, no flea-flickers. Got it? |
| 00:32:13 |
Got it. No flea-flickers. |
| 00:32:15 |
This is your game plan. |
| 00:32:19 |
(WHISTLE BLOWING) |
| 00:32:21 |
COACH: That's it, boys. |
| 00:32:27 |
Pick a nanny, Joe. |
| 00:32:30 |
- I'll take the one at... |
| 00:32:32 |
Don't you think |
| 00:32:36 |
I've got great instincts. |
| 00:32:40 |
The one on the end, Stella. |
| 00:32:42 |
Edna. |
| 00:32:48 |
The other end, Stella. |
| 00:32:52 |
Blondie, you're up. |
| 00:32:54 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:32:55 |
Oh, no. No. |
| 00:33:01 |
The King picked me! |
| 00:33:06 |
We are going to be just like sisters! |
| 00:33:10 |
Oh, my goodness. |
| 00:33:12 |
You start tomorrow. |
| 00:33:13 |
(PEOPLE CHATTERING) |
| 00:33:15 |
Hey. You're going |
| 00:33:20 |
It's my restaurant. |
| 00:33:22 |
Oh. |
| 00:33:24 |
Well, what are you |
| 00:33:32 |
I don't know. |
| 00:33:34 |
(CROWD CHEERING) |
| 00:33:36 |
(POP MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:33:39 |
Hi. Hello. |
| 00:33:47 |
Welcome, Mr. Kingman. |
| 00:33:50 |
- The Maloofs! |
| 00:33:52 |
You made it. Have fun. |
| 00:33:53 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:33:58 |
- Hey, Joe. |
| 00:33:59 |
- How you doing? |
| 00:34:00 |
- Jo Jo! |
| 00:34:03 |
JOE: Hey, everything's on Joe tonight. |
| 00:34:05 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:34:07 |
And that's exactly what I said. |
| 00:34:09 |
I said, "Listen, I'm the greatest." |
| 00:34:13 |
The purple or the yellow? |
| 00:34:16 |
Hmm. |
| 00:34:21 |
Mmm? |
| 00:34:24 |
Mmm. |
| 00:34:26 |
That's what I was thinking, too. |
| 00:34:35 |
I'll be back. |
| 00:34:40 |
Water the lawn. Water the lawn. |
| 00:34:42 |
Hey, great night, Mr. Kingman. |
| 00:34:44 |
Indeed it was, Jay. Indeed it was. |
| 00:34:46 |
MAN: Hey, Joe! This way! |
| 00:34:48 |
Number one on the field |
| 00:34:55 |
(MY GIRL PLAYING ON RADIO) |
| 00:34:56 |
(SINGING) I've got sunshine |
| 00:35:00 |
On a cloudy day |
| 00:35:04 |
Yes, I do. |
| 00:35:06 |
When it's cold outside |
| 00:35:10 |
I've got the month of May |
| 00:35:16 |
I guess you'd say |
| 00:35:20 |
What can make me |
| 00:35:22 |
What can make me |
| 00:35:23 |
feel this way |
| 00:35:25 |
My girl |
| 00:35:26 |
Joe? |
| 00:35:28 |
My girl |
| 00:35:29 |
Talking about my girl |
| 00:35:31 |
My girl... Peyton! |
| 00:35:37 |
(HONKING HORN) |
| 00:35:39 |
Joe? |
| 00:35:41 |
Joe. Joe, where are you? |
| 00:35:45 |
There you are. |
| 00:35:49 |
Peyton! Peyton! Peyton! |
| 00:35:52 |
- MAN: Hey, Joe, is that your daughter? |
| 00:35:53 |
Hey, Joe, you forget something? |
| 00:35:55 |
MAN: Father of the year! |
| 00:36:01 |
Yesterday, Fanny's Burgers |
| 00:36:04 |
your action figure |
| 00:36:07 |
But do you think |
| 00:36:09 |
who forgot his child in a bar? |
| 00:36:12 |
Hmm? |
| 00:36:14 |
My mom says that Fanny's |
| 00:36:18 |
Well, your daddy's agent says |
| 00:36:24 |
Now, I have to put together |
| 00:36:27 |
I'm the janitor, Joe's the mop, |
| 00:36:35 |
What? |
| 00:36:37 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:36:38 |
- Something funny, Larry? |
| 00:36:40 |
Well, get it fixed. |
| 00:36:42 |
Right here. Chop-chop. |
| 00:36:47 |
You got a station wagon, Stella? |
| 00:36:49 |
(CHUCKLES) No, you did. |
| 00:36:52 |
Say "bye-bye" to being |
| 00:37:02 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:37:05 |
Oh, yes. |
| 00:37:07 |
(PEOPLE CLAMORING) |
| 00:37:08 |
(CAMERAS CLICKING) |
| 00:37:11 |
You want me to sign that? |
| 00:37:14 |
Peyton, sweetie, be a good girl |
| 00:37:19 |
and Auntie Stella will get you a nice |
| 00:37:26 |
And an upgrade |
| 00:37:29 |
I'm eight. |
| 00:37:31 |
Listen, Bratty McPain-in-the-Butt, |
| 00:37:33 |
you will do whatever it takes |
| 00:37:35 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:37:39 |
I'll pay for the therapy. |
| 00:37:41 |
Listen, Peyton, |
| 00:37:44 |
this right now is crunch time. |
| 00:37:46 |
So, if something's bothering you, |
| 00:37:47 |
Let's keep it bottled up |
| 00:37:50 |
Fine. |
| 00:37:53 |
On one condition. |
| 00:37:55 |
No nanny. |
| 00:37:57 |
(SCOFFS) |
| 00:37:58 |
No way. |
| 00:38:04 |
Hey... |
| 00:38:06 |
- Let's go. Come on. |
| 00:38:10 |
Everything's all... |
| 00:38:12 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:38:14 |
- Dizzy? |
| 00:38:16 |
from that funny yellow soft drink |
| 00:38:20 |
What was it called again? |
| 00:38:22 |
(MUMBLES) |
| 00:38:24 |
Margarita? |
| 00:38:26 |
- You wouldn't. |
| 00:38:27 |
Try me. |
| 00:38:30 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:38:31 |
Good morning, Joe. I'm ready to start! |
| 00:38:34 |
Hey, Cindy! |
| 00:38:37 |
You're fired. |
| 00:38:40 |
Bye. |
| 00:38:41 |
(REPORTERS CLAMORING) |
| 00:38:43 |
Joe! Joe! |
| 00:38:45 |
Hey, Joe, |
| 00:38:46 |
when you can't remember |
| 00:38:48 |
Joe, what is an 8-year-old girl doing |
| 00:38:53 |
Thank you. Thank you guys |
| 00:38:55 |
Ladies and gentlemen. |
| 00:38:57 |
thank you so much for coming. |
| 00:38:58 |
Great questions, by the way. |
| 00:39:01 |
As you all know by now, |
| 00:39:07 |
And clearly, |
| 00:39:12 |
MAN: That's not an excuse, Joe. |
| 00:39:15 |
But you better believe that Peyton's |
| 00:39:20 |
Because from now on, we're both |
| 00:39:24 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 00:39:25 |
Now, who's number one on the field |
| 00:39:34 |
Let's go. |
| 00:39:37 |
Can I say something, please? |
| 00:39:39 |
No. Let's go. |
| 00:39:43 |
Hi, everybody, I'm Peyton, |
| 00:39:45 |
the one who'll be going to bed early |
| 00:39:49 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
| 00:39:53 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:39:54 |
My dad didn't have much of |
| 00:39:58 |
and he is still |
| 00:40:02 |
But it's like everything else in his life. |
| 00:40:05 |
He never says "no." |
| 00:40:07 |
I mean, he's teaching me |
| 00:40:11 |
if you've got motivation |
| 00:40:16 |
And the place where that starts |
| 00:40:20 |
is right here, in the heart. |
| 00:40:25 |
You're the world's greatest father. |
| 00:40:28 |
(ALL EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:40:31 |
That was good. |
| 00:40:33 |
- That was really good. |
| 00:40:36 |
(GIGGLING) |
| 00:40:43 |
MONIQUE: |
| 00:40:46 |
There you go, there you go. |
| 00:40:49 |
And... |
| 00:40:51 |
Come on, this isn't a sport. |
| 00:40:54 |
Football. Football's a sport. |
| 00:40:56 |
Excuse me. Hi. Can I help you? |
| 00:40:59 |
Hello. This is Peyton. |
| 00:41:02 |
- Hi. |
| 00:41:05 |
So, I guess I'll be back |
| 00:41:08 |
Well, class started 15 minutes ago, |
| 00:41:10 |
and we don't accept students |
| 00:41:12 |
and that happened last month, |
| 00:41:17 |
I'm sure maybe we can |
| 00:41:19 |
Money's no object, |
| 00:41:23 |
Okay, the thing is |
| 00:41:29 |
- That's very nice. |
| 00:41:31 |
Go change, go on, go change. |
| 00:41:32 |
Let me see how she does today. Okay? |
| 00:41:34 |
All right. |
| 00:41:38 |
(GIRL SCREAMS) |
| 00:41:42 |
(JOE CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:41:44 |
(GIRLS LAUGHING) |
| 00:41:47 |
Maybe I'll... I'll try and... |
| 00:41:50 |
The moms sit over there. |
| 00:41:53 |
Excuse me. Thank you. |
| 00:41:55 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:42:01 |
(SPEAKING FRENCH) |
| 00:42:03 |
And one, two, three, very long... |
| 00:42:07 |
Come on, come on. |
| 00:42:09 |
And one, two, three, four. |
| 00:42:13 |
Open up, like a princess, chin up. |
| 00:42:16 |
Thank you. |
| 00:42:17 |
Beautiful class, everybody. Beautiful. |
| 00:42:19 |
(ALL APPLAUDING) |
| 00:42:20 |
Peyton, come here. |
| 00:42:23 |
Peyton, come here. |
| 00:42:25 |
Thank you. |
| 00:42:26 |
Our next big performance |
| 00:42:28 |
But if you promise me that you're going |
| 00:42:32 |
we'd love to have you. |
| 00:42:34 |
- I'll come every single day. |
| 00:42:38 |
Well, it is a ballet school, |
| 00:42:41 |
And when we make a commitment |
| 00:42:43 |
we ask that the parents |
| 00:42:45 |
Can you do that? |
| 00:42:46 |
Well, I think you can make |
| 00:42:49 |
- And why is that? |
| 00:42:53 |
No. |
| 00:42:55 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:42:56 |
I'm Joe Kingman, baby! |
| 00:42:59 |
Number one on that field |
| 00:43:01 |
and number one |
| 00:43:04 |
"The King of the Gridiron." |
| 00:43:07 |
"Never-Say-No Joe?" |
| 00:43:11 |
No? Nothing? |
| 00:43:15 |
Odd. |
| 00:43:16 |
- Well, don't you know who I am? |
| 00:43:20 |
I'm Monique Vasquez, |
| 00:43:23 |
the one that doesn't accept |
| 00:43:26 |
unless she knows for a fact |
| 00:43:31 |
That's fine. Fine. I promise. Whatever. |
| 00:43:36 |
Who doesn't know |
| 00:43:38 |
She must be living under a rock. |
| 00:43:40 |
- MAN ON TV: Raef will take it this time. |
| 00:43:41 |
- Got it. |
| 00:43:42 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:43:44 |
I didn't see what happened |
| 00:43:45 |
We'll be right back |
| 00:43:46 |
- after a word from our... |
| 00:43:47 |
I can't believe they came from 10 down. |
| 00:43:49 |
Hey, keep this clean. Use the napkins. |
| 00:43:53 |
Don't look at me like that. |
| 00:43:55 |
Yeah, you tell him. You tell him, Spike. |
| 00:43:59 |
Let's get Webber. |
| 00:44:07 |
Webber, you want a soda? |
| 00:44:11 |
Huh? |
| 00:44:12 |
Yeah. Yeah, thanks. |
| 00:44:17 |
Oh... |
| 00:44:18 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
| 00:44:22 |
- That's refreshing. |
| 00:44:25 |
What's up, Joe? |
| 00:44:26 |
I don't know, Coop. What do you think? |
| 00:44:29 |
I asked you to be careful! |
| 00:44:31 |
- Which bathroom should I use? |
| 00:44:34 |
(SPIKE BARKS) |
| 00:44:35 |
COOPER: Come on, Pierce! |
| 00:44:36 |
Paul Pierce comes down |
| 00:44:39 |
WEBBER: The man's a beast. |
| 00:44:41 |
That's why the Celtics |
| 00:44:43 |
Celtics got this one locked up. |
| 00:44:44 |
Hold on, hold on... |
| 00:44:47 |
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV) |
| 00:44:49 |
Wait a second. Wait a minute. |
| 00:44:54 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:44:55 |
Stop growling. Hold on. |
| 00:45:05 |
What did I do? |
| 00:45:06 |
JOE: Let's go, Paul Pierce. |
| 00:45:08 |
- Okay, here we go, baby. Here we go. |
| 00:45:11 |
(ALL CLAMORING) |
| 00:45:13 |
GIRL ON TV: Welcome to |
| 00:45:15 |
What happened? |
| 00:45:19 |
Get it back! Get it back! |
| 00:45:21 |
Get the mechanicals! |
| 00:45:22 |
The mechanicals. |
| 00:45:25 |
(POP MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:45:28 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:45:30 |
It's right there. See? |
| 00:45:32 |
MAN ON TV: Unbelievable! |
| 00:45:33 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:45:34 |
We missed it! |
| 00:45:36 |
- You gotta celebrate. |
| 00:45:43 |
What did I do? |
| 00:45:44 |
Thanks, Joe. Let's go, guys. |
| 00:45:47 |
Wait. Where are you going? |
| 00:45:50 |
You don't have to leave. |
| 00:45:53 |
- I got to get home to... |
| 00:45:55 |
Nothing. |
| 00:45:56 |
(DOOR OPENS) |
| 00:45:57 |
(DOOR CLOSES) |
| 00:45:59 |
What did I tell you |
| 00:46:01 |
Bath. Bed. Now. |
| 00:46:03 |
Just got to add a little bit |
| 00:46:07 |
Not too much. That's good. |
| 00:46:11 |
Perfect. |
| 00:46:12 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 00:46:15 |
This could take a while. |
| 00:46:19 |
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:46:25 |
MAN ON TV: But what really sets |
| 00:46:28 |
Passion for the game. |
| 00:46:30 |
(SPIKE BARKING) |
| 00:46:31 |
Spike, you know the rule, |
| 00:46:34 |
Spike! |
| 00:46:35 |
(BARKING) |
| 00:46:36 |
Spike? |
| 00:46:38 |
What happened? |
| 00:46:41 |
Spike. |
| 00:46:43 |
Peyton? |
| 00:46:45 |
Peyton! Peyton! |
| 00:46:49 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:46:50 |
Peyton! |
| 00:46:52 |
(SPIKE BARKING) |
| 00:47:17 |
I'm not going to yell. |
| 00:47:19 |
We're going to have a very calm |
| 00:47:21 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:47:23 |
And rational discussion |
| 00:47:26 |
about all... |
| 00:47:33 |
You Bedazzled my football. |
| 00:47:38 |
(BREATHES HEAVILY) |
| 00:47:52 |
(SPIKE SNORING) |
| 00:47:55 |
You guys comfortable? My pillow. |
| 00:48:01 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:48:03 |
King on the couch! |
| 00:48:11 |
This is ridiculous. |
| 00:48:15 |
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) |
| 00:48:17 |
Never |
| 00:48:19 |
say... |
| 00:48:20 |
(SLOW MUSIC PLA YIN G) |
| 00:48:22 |
No! No! |
| 00:48:23 |
I have to warm up. |
| 00:48:25 |
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:48:27 |
I have to practice. |
| 00:48:29 |
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:48:32 |
I have a playoff game this weekend. |
| 00:48:35 |
Do you... |
| 00:48:38 |
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:48:39 |
My guess is that it means |
| 00:48:44 |
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:48:45 |
My dog, my bed, my car, my TV, |
| 00:48:49 |
Is nothing sacred? |
| 00:48:51 |
(MUMBLING) |
| 00:48:54 |
My towel! My towel. |
| 00:48:57 |
This is all mine! It's all me! |
| 00:49:00 |
It's all mine! This is all me! |
| 00:49:03 |
MARV: Hi, everybody, I'm Marv Albert, |
| 00:49:06 |
We're here in the Mile High City |
| 00:49:10 |
in the first round of the playoffs. |
| 00:49:12 |
In what should be |
| 00:49:14 |
We have a rematch |
| 00:49:17 |
in which Denver narrowly escaped |
| 00:49:20 |
MARV: He has the tight end screen, |
| 00:49:23 |
The catch made by Cooper. |
| 00:49:25 |
Cooper on the run, picks up a blocker. |
| 00:49:29 |
And now, directing traffic... |
| 00:49:31 |
Nice cut. Cooper down the sideline! |
| 00:49:34 |
And he's bounced out of bounds! |
| 00:49:35 |
(WHISTLE BLOWS) |
| 00:49:36 |
Yeah! I did it again! |
| 00:49:38 |
Oh, our boy looks great today. |
| 00:49:41 |
He's going to look even greater |
| 00:49:43 |
at the new Blake resort. |
| 00:49:44 |
Let's just see how many Fanny's |
| 00:49:48 |
Fanny. |
| 00:49:52 |
Do you work at Fanny's Burgers? |
| 00:49:55 |
I own Fanny's Burgers, honey. |
| 00:49:57 |
My mom says... |
| 00:49:59 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:50:01 |
I mean, my dad says |
| 00:50:07 |
Yeah, they do! They rock. Come on! |
| 00:50:12 |
MARV: Kingman out of the gun, |
| 00:50:14 |
He has Sanders wide open. |
| 00:50:18 |
BOO MER: Marv, I've never |
| 00:50:20 |
who doesn't trust his wide receivers |
| 00:50:22 |
with a game on the line like this. |
| 00:50:23 |
Touchdown! It's all over! |
| 00:50:25 |
Boston has defeated Denver. |
| 00:50:27 |
All on the legs of Joe Kingman, |
| 00:50:29 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:50:30 |
Boston advances |
| 00:50:32 |
for the second year in a row. |
| 00:50:34 |
Now, will this be the year the King |
| 00:50:48 |
Peyton, are you okay? |
| 00:50:50 |
I guess Joe's running a little bit late |
| 00:50:54 |
What, two hours late? |
| 00:50:56 |
Come on, sweetie. Let's go. |
| 00:50:58 |
JOE: Hey, King. |
| 00:50:59 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:51:01 |
No, I'm the king. You're the king. |
| 00:51:02 |
(IMITATING) Don't do it, Elvis! |
| 00:51:04 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:51:05 |
Mr. Kingman? |
| 00:51:08 |
Oh, no. Peyton. |
| 00:51:11 |
Hey. |
| 00:51:12 |
Yeah, I guess practice ran a little |
| 00:51:16 |
- Mr. Kingman, we need to talk about... |
| 00:51:18 |
Why don't you just call me Joe? |
| 00:51:22 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:51:23 |
Stop it. Stop it. |
| 00:51:24 |
Mr. Kingman, |
| 00:51:27 |
that we are a ballet school, |
| 00:51:30 |
Yeah! I got that. Mental note. |
| 00:51:32 |
I'm glad you told me. Now I know. |
| 00:51:37 |
Sure, let me hook you up |
| 00:51:38 |
Peyton, go grab a hundo out of my bag. |
| 00:51:42 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 00:51:44 |
I just knew |
| 00:51:46 |
One of what parents? |
| 00:51:47 |
(SPEAKING SPANISH) |
| 00:51:49 |
The kind who thinks that his life is |
| 00:51:54 |
Look, lady. |
| 00:51:57 |
All I know is I have an entire team... |
| 00:51:59 |
Scratch that, |
| 00:52:02 |
Yeah, you also have a daughter |
| 00:52:04 |
not to only take care of her, |
| 00:52:08 |
- Listen, I care about Peyton. |
| 00:52:11 |
- I got it. |
| 00:52:13 |
Your father here was telling me |
| 00:52:15 |
to finally fulfill the commitment |
| 00:52:19 |
And guess what? |
| 00:52:22 |
Cool. |
| 00:52:23 |
No, no, no. Absolutely not. |
| 00:52:26 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:52:27 |
You're a freakishly large man |
| 00:52:30 |
and you're telling me you're incapable |
| 00:52:33 |
No, what I'm telling you is |
| 00:52:36 |
Not a ballerina. |
| 00:52:38 |
You do me a favor, mamita? |
| 00:52:40 |
Thank you so much. |
| 00:52:41 |
Trust me, no one is ever going to |
| 00:52:45 |
And now, |
| 00:52:47 |
I'm not going to be an enchanted tree. |
| 00:52:49 |
I'm the only one that talks. |
| 00:52:52 |
(INAUDIBLE) |
| 00:53:12 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:53:18 |
Up! |
| 00:53:19 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:53:21 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:53:26 |
...around and... Oh, my God, no, no... |
| 00:53:28 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:53:29 |
Wasn't so bad. |
| 00:53:31 |
We're just warming up, so come on. |
| 00:53:35 |
(PANTING) |
| 00:53:39 |
(WHEEZING) |
| 00:53:48 |
Hey, so what were you saying about |
| 00:53:52 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:53:54 |
Hmm? |
| 00:53:56 |
It wasn't... It wasn't so bad. |
| 00:53:59 |
You see, ballerinas can leap |
| 00:54:02 |
but when they go down, |
| 00:54:04 |
And they hold and hold. |
| 00:54:06 |
And then they go en pointe |
| 00:54:10 |
So, if ballet were easy, |
| 00:54:16 |
Yeah. Right. |
| 00:54:19 |
Yeah, right. |
| 00:54:21 |
Listen, Mr. Kingman, |
| 00:54:23 |
your daughter has all the makings |
| 00:54:26 |
She has passion, talent, discipline. |
| 00:54:29 |
(GIGGLES) |
| 00:54:31 |
I guess she inherited more |
| 00:54:39 |
You see? |
| 00:54:42 |
Let's try that one again. |
| 00:54:44 |
(BLOWS WHISTLE) |
| 00:54:45 |
(ALL GROAN) |
| 00:54:50 |
Where were you last night? |
| 00:54:53 |
Hey, man, |
| 00:54:54 |
I was doing some stuff. |
| 00:54:57 |
Well, you could've called. |
| 00:55:00 |
Dude, stop being such a chick. |
| 00:55:04 |
Never thought someone so little |
| 00:55:06 |
You don't know the half of it. |
| 00:55:07 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:55:13 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
| 00:55:16 |
- Hello? |
| 00:55:19 |
Listen, I finally got to a phone. |
| 00:55:23 |
I don't know where to start. |
| 00:55:24 |
How about those pictures |
| 00:55:26 |
E-mail me right now. |
| 00:55:28 |
I have to see you. |
| 00:55:29 |
Okay, hold on. |
| 00:55:32 |
(TAPPING KEYS) |
| 00:55:34 |
I just sent them. |
| 00:55:37 |
You're breaking up. I love you. |
| 00:55:38 |
Wait, wait. No, no, Peyton! Honey... |
| 00:55:42 |
I love you, too. |
| 00:55:44 |
(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION) |
| 00:55:47 |
We need to talk. Follow me. |
| 00:55:54 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:55:55 |
I need my bed back. |
| 00:56:01 |
Wow! That is awesome! I love it! |
| 00:56:07 |
Love it. I love this room. |
| 00:56:11 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:56:15 |
It's beautiful. |
| 00:56:18 |
- Thanks, Joe. |
| 00:56:21 |
Look, P, you know the whole |
| 00:56:26 |
No more buttonhooks in the kitchen. |
| 00:56:29 |
Right. No more buttonhooks. |
| 00:56:30 |
You see, the quarterback |
| 00:56:33 |
better than anybody. |
| 00:56:36 |
But you and I, |
| 00:56:41 |
I just joined the dad team, |
| 00:56:44 |
No kidding. |
| 00:56:46 |
All right. |
| 00:56:48 |
Listen, sometimes a quarterback |
| 00:56:51 |
and call an audible, okay? And... |
| 00:56:55 |
Here, this. |
| 00:56:57 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:56:59 |
When the linebackers |
| 00:57:01 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 00:57:02 |
And all of a sudden |
| 00:57:03 |
to change the play, |
| 00:57:06 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:57:07 |
He scores. |
| 00:57:10 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:57:12 |
All right, it's kind of like, just like in life. |
| 00:57:16 |
Sometimes things |
| 00:57:19 |
Then you got to call an audible. |
| 00:57:23 |
You got to learn on the go. |
| 00:57:26 |
- Just like us. Okay? |
| 00:57:34 |
Number one on the field, |
| 00:57:37 |
- Now, number one on your toothbrush. |
| 00:57:40 |
My teeth are really white. |
| 00:57:43 |
Ding! |
| 00:57:44 |
That's ridiculous. |
| 00:57:46 |
No, that's not. That's awesome. |
| 00:57:51 |
(CHA TTERIN G ON TV) |
| 00:57:53 |
- Joe? |
| 00:57:56 |
What's the best thing |
| 00:58:04 |
Well, I... |
| 00:58:05 |
(MACHINE BEEPS) |
| 00:58:06 |
VOICE ON MACHINE: |
| 00:58:09 |
Hold that question, all right? |
| 00:58:14 |
JOE ON MACHINE: |
| 00:58:17 |
Hey, baby, it's Tatianna. |
| 00:58:21 |
(BLOWS KISS) |
| 00:58:23 |
(CHUCKLING) Tatianna! |
| 00:58:26 |
Tatianna's coming at 6:00. |
| 00:58:30 |
Who's Tatianna? |
| 00:58:32 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:58:33 |
I got 15 minutes. |
| 00:58:37 |
- Who's Tatianna? |
| 00:58:39 |
Listen, she's a friend. |
| 00:58:42 |
Take all this, take it down, and... |
| 00:58:46 |
And you go, too. |
| 00:58:47 |
And you play hide-and-seek with that, |
| 00:58:50 |
(SINGING) |
| 00:58:56 |
(HUMMING) |
| 00:58:59 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 00:59:00 |
PEYTON: Is Tatianna your girlfriend? |
| 00:59:02 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:59:04 |
Do you mind? |
| 00:59:16 |
No, no, no, no, maybe, yes. |
| 00:59:22 |
Hi, you must be Melanie. |
| 00:59:28 |
- I'm Tatianna. What are you? |
| 00:59:32 |
Joe's daughter? |
| 00:59:33 |
Mmm-hmm. |
| 00:59:34 |
- How old are you anyway, four? |
| 00:59:38 |
- I'm 21. |
| 00:59:42 |
Joe! |
| 00:59:43 |
(BARKS) |
| 00:59:44 |
Bonsoir, Tatianna. |
| 00:59:47 |
You look tres... Gorgeous! |
| 00:59:51 |
- I know. |
| 00:59:55 |
(STUTTERING) |
| 00:59:57 |
Peyton. |
| 00:59:59 |
Peyton, yes. |
| 01:00:02 |
'Cause she has |
| 01:00:04 |
Either way, |
| 01:00:07 |
Where are we eating? |
| 01:00:09 |
You are going to eat |
| 00:00:02 |
It's just like a restaurant over there. |
| 00:00:05 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:00:08 |
We going to miss you |
| 00:00:12 |
It was a shock at first, |
| 00:00:16 |
Nothing's changed. |
| 00:00:19 |
Is your coat Bedazzled? |
| 00:00:25 |
Peyton. |
| 00:00:26 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:00:30 |
I'm still Joe. |
| 00:00:34 |
Still the king. |
| 00:00:36 |
You drive station wagon. |
| 00:00:38 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:00:39 |
What? A station wagon? |
| 00:00:43 |
Somebody's fired. |
| 00:00:49 |
- Mr. Kingman, wait! Mr. Kingman. |
| 00:00:52 |
I'm sorry, but I guess Peyton's |
| 00:00:56 |
Oh, she's allergic to the dog. |
| 00:00:59 |
Oh, really? |
| 00:01:02 |
(IMITATING SNEEZING) |
| 00:01:03 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:01:08 |
- Bed. Now. |
| 00:01:10 |
- Well, I am. Go to bed. |
| 00:01:14 |
just to hang around |
| 00:01:16 |
What did you just say? |
| 00:01:18 |
- To think you walked out... |
| 00:01:20 |
She walked out on me. |
| 00:01:22 |
Oh, really? |
| 00:01:23 |
Because she said |
| 00:01:27 |
And that everything |
| 00:01:30 |
She said your head was so swollen, |
| 00:01:31 |
she was surprised |
| 00:01:35 |
- She said that? |
| 00:01:38 |
(SCOFFS) |
| 00:01:39 |
You know, it's all coming back to me. |
| 00:01:42 |
Of course. Everything. |
| 00:01:45 |
All the talking and the arguing |
| 00:01:48 |
And you know what? |
| 00:01:51 |
- Oh, yeah? |
| 00:01:52 |
You think you're right about everything! |
| 00:01:54 |
- Just like her! |
| 00:01:57 |
You scrunch your nose |
| 00:02:00 |
Keep it coming. |
| 00:02:01 |
You're always working on me |
| 00:02:05 |
Well, I actually like that, it's really cute. |
| 00:02:08 |
But it doesn't matter, |
| 00:02:11 |
Is that all you got? |
| 00:02:12 |
And then you get inside |
| 00:02:14 |
and you drive them crazy! |
| 00:02:16 |
Just like her! |
| 00:02:17 |
Well, at least I got a mind, |
| 00:02:22 |
Well, I'm lucky, because as far as |
| 00:02:27 |
- Good! Because I am sick of it here. |
| 00:02:32 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:02:34 |
Don't turn your back on me, little lady. |
| 00:02:37 |
My mom! |
| 00:02:52 |
(SPIKE WHIMPERING) |
| 00:02:59 |
Hey, open the door. |
| 00:03:11 |
Thanks a lot, Spike. |
| 00:03:12 |
(SPIKE BARKS) |
| 00:03:13 |
Traitor. |
| 00:03:15 |
(SPIKE BARKS) |
| 00:03:24 |
Any advice? |
| 00:03:26 |
JOE: (SINGING) |
| 00:03:32 |
Do you miss me tonight |
| 00:03:36 |
Are you sorry we drifted apart |
| 00:03:42 |
(SPIKE HOWLS) |
| 00:03:45 |
Does your memory stray |
| 00:03:50 |
To a bright sunny day |
| 00:03:54 |
When I kissed you |
| 00:03:56 |
and called you sweetheart |
| 00:04:03 |
I wonder why I am |
| 00:04:08 |
Singing this for |
| 00:04:13 |
When you will not even |
| 00:04:18 |
Open the door |
| 00:04:23 |
I don't want to see you. |
| 00:04:26 |
Well, how about you open the door |
| 00:04:28 |
(SPIKE BARKS) |
| 00:04:32 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:04:33 |
See, that wasn't so bad. |
| 00:04:37 |
Is your heart filled with pain |
| 00:04:41 |
Shall I come back again |
| 00:04:46 |
Tell me dear |
| 00:04:49 |
Are you lonesome tonight |
| 00:04:53 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:04:56 |
Won't you open your eyes |
| 00:05:01 |
Give your dad a surprise |
| 00:05:07 |
Tell me Peyton |
| 00:05:09 |
Are you lonesome tonight |
| 00:05:18 |
There they are. Big and brown. |
| 00:05:21 |
Do I really have my mommy's eyes? |
| 00:05:24 |
Yeah. You bet. |
| 00:05:27 |
You also have |
| 00:05:31 |
And every time you bat those things, |
| 00:05:37 |
See, look at that. |
| 00:05:40 |
It's on the news. |
| 00:05:42 |
My mom said she fell in love with you |
| 00:05:46 |
That you sounded just like Elvis. |
| 00:05:48 |
- Well, what do you think? |
| 00:05:51 |
and you sound more like |
| 00:05:56 |
A wounded moose? |
| 00:05:57 |
Mmm-hmm. |
| 00:05:58 |
Like... |
| 00:05:59 |
(IMITATING MOOSE CRYING) |
| 00:06:01 |
Like that? |
| 00:06:04 |
There's that smile |
| 00:06:08 |
I would do anything to |
| 00:06:13 |
Anything? |
| 00:06:15 |
(KIDS CLAMORING) |
| 00:06:16 |
(SHUSHING) |
| 00:06:17 |
Quiet! |
| 00:06:18 |
Quiet! I said quiet! |
| 00:06:20 |
Let's go! |
| 00:06:22 |
JOE: Everybody, I need a tight |
| 00:06:25 |
Tight formation, everybody. |
| 00:06:27 |
Fifty-nine razor. What would... |
| 00:06:29 |
I am serious! Everybody huddle up... |
| 00:06:33 |
Little girls don't speak "football," Joe. |
| 00:06:36 |
Hey, I didn't say break. |
| 00:06:38 |
You call your dad Joe? |
| 00:06:39 |
Hmm. |
| 00:06:40 |
Come here. |
| 00:06:44 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:06:45 |
Watch out! |
| 00:06:50 |
What's that number? |
| 00:06:51 |
Get out of here! You're in my way! |
| 00:06:53 |
My legs! I got to play on Sunday. |
| 00:06:58 |
Get off me! Everybody off... |
| 00:07:05 |
- GIRL: Excuse me. |
| 00:07:10 |
(DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC |
| 00:07:18 |
Maybe a smidgen of the cream. |
| 00:07:23 |
Very good tea. |
| 00:07:26 |
(GIRLS LAUGHING) |
| 00:07:35 |
- Thank you for saving me. |
| 00:07:39 |
Totally out of my league. |
| 00:07:42 |
Not necessarily. |
| 00:07:43 |
I mean, it's true |
| 00:07:47 |
and kinder and funnier, |
| 00:07:49 |
and for the most part |
| 00:07:52 |
But can I tell you something? |
| 00:07:54 |
I wouldn't underestimate |
| 00:07:57 |
- The power of the father. |
| 00:08:00 |
Dads are great for picking you up |
| 00:08:03 |
They give you the courage to do things |
| 00:08:04 |
They give you the courage to do things |
| 00:08:04 |
that you never thought you could. |
| 00:08:06 |
My father took me |
| 00:08:11 |
Lucky for us he did. |
| 00:08:20 |
What? |
| 00:08:21 |
Nothing. |
| 00:08:23 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:08:24 |
Do we have any product for this? |
| 00:08:26 |
My doll has hair plugs for some reason. |
| 00:08:29 |
Joe, they've got Camille |
| 00:08:32 |
- No way. |
| 00:08:34 |
(CLAMORING) |
| 00:08:36 |
Nice shade. What is that? |
| 00:08:38 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
| 00:08:40 |
I got a question. Do your toes match? |
| 00:08:42 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
| 00:08:43 |
Hey. Hey, relax. Relax. Cut it out. |
| 00:08:48 |
Somebody stole his man card. |
| 00:08:50 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
| 00:08:52 |
All right, all right, all right, all right. |
| 00:08:55 |
Indianapolis claims that they're |
| 00:08:59 |
- But who's about to go fishing? |
| 00:09:02 |
- Who's about to hit the links? |
| 00:09:04 |
- Who's going to win the championship? |
| 00:09:10 |
- We are? |
| 00:09:11 |
- Ready! |
| 00:09:22 |
(BLOWS WHISTLE) |
| 00:09:24 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:09:28 |
Your turn, little one. |
| 00:09:31 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:09:39 |
I can't do it. I'm not big enough. |
| 00:09:45 |
Little one. You can do it. |
| 00:09:51 |
- Are you ready? |
| 00:09:53 |
Let's do it. |
| 00:09:57 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:10:00 |
- There you go. You're doing it. |
| 00:10:03 |
Hey, Joe. |
| 00:10:06 |
Attaway, P. |
| 00:10:12 |
MONIQUE: And one. Higher. |
| 00:10:14 |
Everybody together. Much better. |
| 00:10:18 |
No, no, no, no, no, no... |
| 00:10:20 |
(SPEAKING SPANISH) |
| 00:10:22 |
Instinct. |
| 00:10:24 |
And a three. And one... |
| 00:10:26 |
And... |
| 00:10:27 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
| 00:10:28 |
Hey. You've got my time, cutie-pie. |
| 00:10:31 |
(SPEAKING SPANISH) |
| 00:10:36 |
(SPEAKING SPANISH) |
| 00:10:41 |
Boston Rebels. Catch the spirit. |
| 00:10:48 |
Hey, Peyton. Come here. |
| 00:10:50 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:10:52 |
- Hey... |
| 00:10:54 |
Fire! |
| 00:10:55 |
- Fire! |
| 00:10:57 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
| 00:11:06 |
Good one. |
| 00:11:48 |
Boston beats Indianapolis. |
| 00:11:50 |
The Rebels will advance on |
| 00:11:53 |
Look at this. Look at this. |
| 00:11:56 |
(PEOPLE CHATTERING) |
| 00:11:58 |
I definitely say |
| 00:12:00 |
That's our game plan. |
| 00:12:02 |
See, I especially like the Xs and Os |
| 00:12:04 |
Oh, no, those are hugs and kisses. |
| 00:12:06 |
Hugs and kisses. All right. All right. |
| 00:12:14 |
Is Spike wearing a tutu? |
| 00:12:18 |
No, no. |
| 00:12:19 |
No, that's one of those... |
| 00:12:28 |
Hey, P. P! Hey, P. |
| 00:12:30 |
Give these to Monique, okay? |
| 00:12:33 |
You good? |
| 00:12:35 |
Miss Monique. These are for you. |
| 00:12:37 |
(SPEAKING SPANISH) |
| 00:12:40 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:12:42 |
- Are you ready for your big debut? |
| 00:12:45 |
- There you go, P. |
| 00:12:46 |
No, no, no. Joe. Joe, this is for you. |
| 00:12:53 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:12:55 |
No. No, in case you forgot, |
| 00:12:58 |
and these are "freakishly" small tights. |
| 00:13:00 |
Hurry up, offense. No huddle. |
| 00:13:03 |
- Hey, guys. |
| 00:13:04 |
MONIQUE: Come on. |
| 00:13:06 |
- Please. Get dressed. |
| 00:13:11 |
How's it going? |
| 00:13:13 |
(PEOPLE CHATTERING) |
| 00:13:18 |
Full house. |
| 00:13:20 |
- Oh, no. |
| 00:13:22 |
You know, Joe, I'm not feeling so good. |
| 00:13:25 |
We should just go home. |
| 00:13:29 |
Did I just hear the girl who forced me |
| 00:13:33 |
But I didn't think there were |
| 00:13:37 |
You just have pre-game jitters, |
| 00:13:39 |
All athletes have those. |
| 00:13:42 |
- Even me. |
| 00:13:46 |
Come here, honey. Stand up. |
| 00:13:50 |
We've worked way too hard |
| 00:13:53 |
I know. |
| 00:13:59 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:14:01 |
All right, all right. All right. |
| 00:14:03 |
Listen, I don't care how ridiculous |
| 00:14:09 |
We're going to go out on the stage, |
| 00:14:13 |
- Because my daughter's no quitter. |
| 00:14:16 |
And she never says no. |
| 00:14:19 |
Okay. |
| 00:14:21 |
(WEBBER CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:14:22 |
Excuse me, ma'am. |
| 00:14:29 |
Oh. Wait, no wait. |
| 00:14:31 |
That is the stupidest outfit |
| 00:14:34 |
Stupid is a mean word, Mr. Cooper. |
| 00:14:37 |
I didn't say "stupid." I said "stupidest." |
| 00:14:42 |
Hey, Sanders. |
| 00:14:44 |
What are we doing here? |
| 00:14:46 |
Joe, did you really think the team |
| 00:14:50 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:14:51 |
Yeah, you should've said no, Joe. |
| 00:14:56 |
Did you say "team"? |
| 00:14:58 |
Hmm. |
| 00:15:01 |
Joe. |
| 00:15:04 |
- P. |
| 00:15:06 |
Bye. |
| 00:15:07 |
Did you say "team"? Or... |
| 00:15:11 |
(AUDIENCE CHATTERING) |
| 00:15:16 |
Don't panic. No panic. |
| 00:15:19 |
Power of the father. |
| 00:15:21 |
Power of the... You're panicking. |
| 00:15:22 |
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) |
| 00:15:30 |
(BALLE T MUSIC PLA YIN G) |
| 00:16:10 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:16:22 |
(APPLAUDING) |
| 00:16:44 |
- Wow. |
| 00:17:47 |
MAN: Wow. That's incredible. |
| 00:18:05 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:18:09 |
(APPLAUDING) |
| 00:18:16 |
So |
| 00:18:18 |
beautiful. |
| 00:18:23 |
- Bravo! Bravo! |
| 00:18:27 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 00:18:33 |
Little one! |
| 00:18:48 |
MARV: Well, Boomer, |
| 00:18:51 |
Joe Kingman and all of Boston |
| 00:18:54 |
at that coveted trophy, which has |
| 00:18:58 |
Aw, there's my number-one |
| 00:18:59 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:19:00 |
We did it! We're going! |
| 00:19:02 |
You may be the world's |
| 00:19:04 |
but I'm the world's greatest agent. |
| 00:19:06 |
What's up? |
| 00:19:07 |
We're about to make |
| 00:19:09 |
look like minimum wage. |
| 00:19:11 |
All you have to do is, |
| 00:19:16 |
Details. |
| 00:19:17 |
B, right after you win, |
| 00:19:21 |
and say, |
| 00:19:24 |
- That's it. An instant 25 million. |
| 00:19:29 |
Stella, for the record, Fanny's |
| 00:19:34 |
Zip it before I tie another one of |
| 00:19:37 |
"I'm going to Fanny's Burgers." |
| 00:19:40 |
Twenty-five million. Done. |
| 00:19:45 |
I'm going to Fanny's Burgers. |
| 00:19:47 |
MONIQUE: Two and one to the front. |
| 00:19:50 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:19:51 |
Spike, what are you doing? |
| 00:19:56 |
Oh, my God. I'm sorry, guys. I didn't... |
| 00:20:01 |
"Please be our lunch date. |
| 00:20:07 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:20:08 |
- Hi! |
| 00:20:10 |
Okay. Thank you. |
| 00:20:13 |
MONIQUE: (LAUGHING) |
| 00:20:14 |
PE YTON: I agree. |
| 00:20:16 |
JOE: No, I'm not. Don't say that. |
| 00:20:18 |
- You guys good? |
| 00:20:20 |
What did I tell you? |
| 00:20:21 |
I agree that you are freakishly large. |
| 00:20:23 |
That's not funny. |
| 00:20:25 |
Hey, Joe! Joe, man! |
| 00:20:28 |
Number one. |
| 00:20:29 |
- Joe, Joe, Joe... |
| 00:20:32 |
- Is it always like this? |
| 00:20:33 |
What, you have a big game |
| 00:20:35 |
- Yeah, the championship. |
| 00:20:38 |
Eight years old and already going to |
| 00:20:41 |
Yeah, unfortunately Peyton's |
| 00:20:44 |
Her mom gets back from Africa |
| 00:20:46 |
Well, can't you just go home |
| 00:20:48 |
No, I have to get back before she does. |
| 00:20:52 |
What did you say? |
| 00:20:55 |
You said you'd have to get back |
| 00:20:57 |
Mmm? |
| 00:20:58 |
Isn't your mom picking you up? |
| 00:20:59 |
- Well... |
| 00:21:03 |
I was planning to tell you, Joe. |
| 00:21:06 |
Actually, it's a really funny story. |
| 00:21:09 |
- It's just LOL... |
| 00:21:11 |
I'm supposed to be studying |
| 00:21:15 |
but instead, |
| 00:21:19 |
You ran away? |
| 00:21:21 |
You ran away? |
| 00:21:23 |
- Yummy dessert. |
| 00:21:26 |
- About that... |
| 00:21:29 |
Okay, I'm sure there's a reasonable |
| 00:21:32 |
The press is going to eat me alive. |
| 00:21:34 |
What a stupid, stupid, stupid thing |
| 00:21:37 |
Did you ever stop and think about |
| 00:21:40 |
(COUGHING) |
| 00:21:41 |
Oh, stop it. |
| 00:21:42 |
You're in serious trouble. |
| 00:21:44 |
Okay, she's sweating like crazy. |
| 00:21:45 |
Okay, she's sweating like crazy. |
| 00:21:46 |
Oh, come on. Don't fall for that. |
| 00:21:49 |
I don't think she's acting right now. |
| 00:21:52 |
- Are you allergic to something? |
| 00:21:54 |
Did you know that? |
| 00:21:56 |
The dessert has nuts. |
| 00:22:01 |
Hospital. Where's the nearest hospital? |
| 00:22:02 |
Ninth and Woodrow. I'll get the car. |
| 00:22:05 |
Where you going? |
| 00:22:09 |
Move, move! Move! |
| 00:22:11 |
MAN: Excuse me, sir. |
| 00:22:20 |
(COUGHING) |
| 00:22:21 |
(HORNS HONKING) |
| 00:22:27 |
Help! My daughter needs help! Help! |
| 00:22:30 |
- DOCTOR: What do we got here? |
| 00:22:32 |
She can't breathe. |
| 00:22:35 |
Looks like an anaphylactic reaction. |
| 00:22:38 |
- She can't breathe. |
| 00:22:41 |
(PEYTON GASPING) |
| 00:22:42 |
Airway's almost closed. Let's move her. |
| 00:22:44 |
- Ten liters non-rebreather mask. |
| 00:22:46 |
(DOCTOR BARKING ORDERS) |
| 00:22:48 |
I'll show you to the family waiting room. |
| 00:22:49 |
It's going to be fine. |
| 00:22:51 |
She'll be okay. |
| 00:22:55 |
Peyton Kelly's father? |
| 00:23:01 |
I'm Peyton's dad. |
| 00:23:03 |
Your daughter is responding well |
| 00:23:05 |
We're going to keep her overnight |
| 00:23:07 |
but she's going to be fine. |
| 00:23:09 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:23:11 |
- Thank you so much. Thank you. |
| 00:23:15 |
(ALL CHATTERING) |
| 00:23:19 |
- She's going to be all right. |
| 00:23:22 |
Okay. |
| 00:23:26 |
KAREN: Please tell me |
| 00:23:29 |
She's going to be... |
| 00:23:34 |
She's going to be fine. The doctor says |
| 00:23:38 |
You're lucky I haven't called the police. |
| 00:23:42 |
- Karen? |
| 00:23:44 |
and I see you and Peyton. |
| 00:23:46 |
Your faces plastered |
| 00:23:49 |
I called Peyton a hundred times |
| 00:23:52 |
I flew out here, got off the plane, |
| 00:23:58 |
Karen? |
| 00:23:59 |
Is that all you can say for yourself, |
| 00:24:02 |
- I... I thought you were dead. |
| 00:24:10 |
- How did you find her? |
| 00:24:14 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:24:26 |
She didn't tell you, did she? |
| 00:24:31 |
Joe, |
| 00:24:35 |
Sara died in a car accident |
| 00:24:45 |
(SIGHING) |
| 00:24:49 |
Oh, Peyton. |
| 00:25:04 |
So when we got to Boston, |
| 00:25:09 |
I sort of e-mailed |
| 00:25:13 |
The driver took me to Joe's. |
| 00:25:16 |
Where does everybody |
| 00:25:19 |
In Africa with you. |
| 00:25:23 |
The most important thing |
| 00:25:27 |
But we're going to discuss |
| 00:25:30 |
- Home? |
| 00:25:32 |
As soon as Peyton's strong enough, |
| 00:25:35 |
Hold on a sec. You can't come in here |
| 00:25:38 |
You know what? We're going |
| 00:25:42 |
Right now, |
| 00:25:48 |
I'm telling you. |
| 00:25:50 |
It's absolutely terrible timing. |
| 00:25:52 |
MONIQUE: I'm gonna go |
| 00:25:54 |
- Do you want some coffee? |
| 00:25:58 |
Okay. Okay. |
| 00:26:01 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:26:02 |
(SHUSHES) |
| 00:26:15 |
(TOYS SQUEAK) |
| 00:26:20 |
JOE: Forget about timing. |
| 00:26:22 |
I just care about her. |
| 00:26:24 |
All right. I understand. |
| 00:26:28 |
- Can we talk? |
| 00:26:32 |
(MUMBLES) |
| 00:26:34 |
She's asleep. It's okay. |
| 00:26:42 |
Here. |
| 00:26:45 |
We're all good. |
| 00:26:49 |
Are you saying you want Peyton |
| 00:26:51 |
- Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. |
| 00:26:55 |
That's not my fault. |
| 00:26:58 |
And we've come such a long way |
| 00:27:00 |
What, you mean since a month ago |
| 00:27:03 |
I am not the same man that I was. |
| 00:27:05 |
Or an hour ago |
| 00:27:09 |
This is not about you. |
| 00:27:11 |
This is about Peyton, |
| 00:27:15 |
And she needs to be in a stable home |
| 00:27:17 |
with someone who's known her |
| 00:27:19 |
Peyton needs her father. |
| 00:27:22 |
Of course. It'll be a huge distraction. |
| 00:27:27 |
And ugly. |
| 00:27:31 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:27:33 |
Joe will be dragged through the mud. |
| 00:27:37 |
He's worked too hard |
| 00:27:40 |
I just don't see him |
| 00:27:42 |
My hard work goes down the drain. |
| 00:27:45 |
This is exactly the sort of thing |
| 00:27:47 |
That's not your decision to make. |
| 00:27:51 |
I missed eight years of Peyton's life. |
| 00:27:56 |
And I will fight for this. |
| 00:27:57 |
Oh, that would be a great thing |
| 00:28:01 |
Do you have any idea |
| 00:28:03 |
I've been doing it for a month now! |
| 00:28:06 |
And look where we're standing, Joe. |
| 00:28:17 |
Hey, P, you're awake. |
| 00:28:23 |
- How you feeling? |
| 00:28:27 |
- I want to go home. |
| 00:28:32 |
No problem. Doctor said |
| 00:28:35 |
Then we can go home. |
| 00:28:37 |
(WHIMPERS) I want to go home now |
| 00:28:45 |
P, if it's... |
| 00:28:50 |
honey, I didn't mean that. |
| 00:28:52 |
I just want to go home with Aunt Karen. |
| 00:28:55 |
I never should've come here. |
| 00:29:18 |
LARRY: Take care of her, will you? |
| 00:29:20 |
Hey, you know who |
| 00:29:23 |
Joe Kingman, the quarterback. |
| 00:29:43 |
(SPIKE WHIMPERING) |
| 00:29:45 |
Come on, Spike. |
| 00:29:48 |
Spike. |
| 00:29:53 |
Spike, not tonight. Come on, Spike. |
| 00:29:56 |
Spike, there's nothing under there. |
| 00:30:01 |
Is that her bag? |
| 00:30:06 |
(WHIMPERING) |
| 00:30:32 |
"What's the best thing |
| 00:31:06 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:31:17 |
"Dear Joe, I have written |
| 00:31:22 |
"but I could never find the right words. |
| 00:31:24 |
- "We have a daughter." |
| 00:31:26 |
- Her name is Peyton. |
| 00:31:28 |
She's like you in so many ways, |
| 00:31:35 |
PEYTON ON MACHINE: |
| 00:31:37 |
Leave us a message. Bye. |
| 00:31:39 |
(MACHINE BEEPS) |
| 00:31:41 |
SARA: I'm so afraid |
| 00:31:43 |
and not want anything to do with her. |
| 00:31:46 |
We had already decided |
| 00:31:50 |
I rationalized that I was doing |
| 00:31:55 |
You were just starting out |
| 00:31:58 |
A child would have been |
| 00:32:06 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:32:08 |
Idiot. |
| 00:32:12 |
He's open, Joe. Sanders is wide open. |
| 00:32:25 |
(DIALING) |
| 00:32:29 |
PE YTON ON MACHINE: |
| 00:32:32 |
Leave us a message. Bye. |
| 00:32:34 |
Hey, just calling to say that... |
| 00:32:40 |
Spike, he misses you and... |
| 00:32:46 |
I mean, Spike really misses you, he... |
| 00:32:48 |
(MACHINE BEEPS) |
| 00:32:52 |
Sounds like someone else |
| 00:32:57 |
Oh, hey. |
| 00:32:59 |
Sanders, I was just... |
| 00:33:01 |
I was talking to... |
| 00:33:05 |
Tell me what I'm supposed to do. |
| 00:33:09 |
Well, the only thing you can do |
| 00:33:12 |
is make sure |
| 00:33:15 |
and that nothing's |
| 00:33:18 |
And then when she's ready, |
| 00:33:22 |
- You know, I owe you a big "thank you." |
| 00:33:26 |
Just for catching everything |
| 00:33:31 |
That's what friends are for. |
| 00:33:32 |
(CROWD CHEERING) |
| 00:33:38 |
Hey, old man. |
| 00:33:41 |
Hold on a second, Joe. |
| 00:33:43 |
Word has it that your daughter |
| 00:33:46 |
How much easier will it be for you |
| 00:33:49 |
without the distraction |
| 00:33:51 |
She's not a distraction. |
| 00:33:54 |
I'd want her here with me |
| 00:33:56 |
even if it meant I'd never play |
| 00:34:00 |
There's nothing that I love more |
| 00:34:04 |
Nothing. |
| 00:34:05 |
(REPORTERS CLAMORING) |
| 00:34:29 |
MARV: Here we are as the two biggest |
| 00:34:33 |
for their chance |
| 00:34:36 |
BOO MER: You know, |
| 00:34:38 |
is will Joe Kingman |
| 00:34:40 |
Or will New York win their third title |
| 00:34:44 |
- Come on, let's go. |
| 00:34:45 |
BOO MER: Third and long |
| 00:34:47 |
Here's Kingman... Back to throw. |
| 00:34:50 |
Oh, he's drilled |
| 00:34:53 |
New York has recovered the fumble. |
| 00:34:55 |
(WHISTLE BLOWS) |
| 00:34:56 |
MARV: Boomer, |
| 00:34:59 |
This is not the same Boston team |
| 00:35:01 |
we've seen march through |
| 00:35:02 |
(BARKS) |
| 00:35:03 |
BOOMER: You know Marv, |
| 00:35:03 |
BOOMER: You know Marv, |
| 00:35:04 |
I mean, |
| 00:35:06 |
He's been sacked four times, and he |
| 00:35:10 |
So whatever that distraction is, |
| 00:35:13 |
He owes it to his teammates |
| 00:35:15 |
to play it and lay it on the line. |
| 00:35:17 |
Your guy's not looking so hot. |
| 00:35:20 |
How long has it been since you've had |
| 00:35:25 |
Mmm. |
| 00:35:28 |
Too long, is my guess. |
| 00:35:33 |
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) |
| 00:35:34 |
JOE: Deflects right lead, |
| 00:35:36 |
(WHISTLE BLOWS) |
| 00:35:37 |
MARV: The Rebels |
| 00:35:39 |
Less than a minute remaining |
| 00:35:42 |
Kingman has his team at the line. |
| 00:35:44 |
Cooper, wide right, |
| 00:35:48 |
Signal's called, and here's Kingman. |
| 00:35:51 |
Yes, go! |
| 00:35:52 |
Kingman on the run. |
| 00:35:54 |
He is crushed. |
| 00:35:56 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:35:57 |
BOOMER: "Crushed" is right, Marv. |
| 00:35:58 |
Drake, the linebacker for New York, |
| 00:36:02 |
They are on a mission |
| 00:36:03 |
(WHISTLE BLOWS) |
| 00:36:04 |
Welcome to the championship game, |
| 00:36:07 |
(COUGHING) |
| 00:36:09 |
Who's the king now, Joe? I am! |
| 00:36:11 |
Come on, Joe! Get up, Joe! |
| 00:36:14 |
- Yeah, baby! Let's go! |
| 00:36:17 |
BOOMER: Hold on for a second, Marv. |
| 00:36:19 |
It looks like he was hit by a truck. |
| 00:36:21 |
Believe me, I know. I've been there. |
| 00:36:23 |
This hit is not going to be easy |
| 00:36:25 |
MARV: So, Boomer, you never want to |
| 00:36:28 |
They're being very careful, |
| 00:36:30 |
lifting Joe Kingman onto that gurney. |
| 00:36:32 |
Well, they really can't evaluate him |
| 00:36:34 |
They want to do that |
| 00:36:36 |
Some way, Joe Kingman |
| 00:36:38 |
to get back on this field. |
| 00:36:39 |
- Don't worry, he's tough. |
| 00:36:42 |
Oh, he is. Tough as nails. |
| 00:36:46 |
MARV: And there's the backup |
| 00:36:49 |
so that does it for the first half. |
| 00:36:51 |
BOOMER: This is not good |
| 00:36:52 |
They have got to hope that Kingman |
| 00:36:55 |
- All right, what's going on here? |
| 00:36:57 |
He's got a separated shoulder, |
| 00:37:01 |
Joe, it's your call. |
| 00:37:02 |
If you think you can handle it, then... |
| 00:37:06 |
What do you say? |
| 00:37:07 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:37:17 |
Put Danville in. |
| 00:37:20 |
That's the best thing for the team. |
| 00:37:23 |
MARV: Can you believe this? |
| 00:37:24 |
It looks like Danville, the backup |
| 00:37:28 |
He hasn't played all season. |
| 00:37:29 |
Can you say, |
| 00:37:32 |
He's coming back out, right? |
| 00:37:35 |
Sam, baby. Not to worry. |
| 00:37:43 |
(RUMBLING) |
| 00:37:45 |
(FARTS) |
| 00:37:50 |
Go, Boston. |
| 00:37:53 |
MARV: So, it's all in the hands |
| 00:37:56 |
And he's in trouble, |
| 00:38:00 |
Joe Kingman must be banged up |
| 00:38:02 |
If not, he would never let Maddox |
| 00:38:03 |
take him out |
| 00:38:07 |
Turn them off. |
| 00:38:10 |
I said turn them off! |
| 00:38:11 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:38:13 |
Hey, Joe. You got money |
| 00:38:20 |
Peyton? Come here. |
| 00:38:21 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:38:25 |
It's okay. |
| 00:38:29 |
Please tell me |
| 00:38:30 |
No, this time she brought the warden |
| 00:38:34 |
- What are you guys doing here? |
| 00:38:38 |
See, I thought you'd be better off |
| 00:38:42 |
But judging by the butt-whupping |
| 00:38:49 |
I love you, Daddy. |
| 00:38:53 |
I love you too, Peyton. |
| 00:38:59 |
She needs her father. |
| 00:39:02 |
She needs you, Joe. |
| 00:39:06 |
Are you serious? |
| 00:39:10 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:39:12 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:39:14 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
| 00:39:15 |
- Daddy, can't breathe. |
| 00:39:18 |
Me either. |
| 00:39:21 |
So, why aren't you out there playing? |
| 00:39:23 |
I thought the team |
| 00:39:25 |
I didn't come all this way |
| 00:39:29 |
I'm really banged up, P. |
| 00:39:31 |
Did I just hear the King give up? |
| 00:39:34 |
We've worked way too hard |
| 00:39:38 |
My dad's not a quitter. |
| 00:39:54 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:39:59 |
I have an answer to your question, P. |
| 00:40:02 |
Win or lose today, |
| 00:40:04 |
you're the best thing |
| 00:40:30 |
BOO MER: Marv, what is this? |
| 00:40:31 |
There's some sort of commotion |
| 00:40:34 |
(CHEERING) |
| 00:40:36 |
Time! Time! |
| 00:40:37 |
(WHISTLE BLOWS) |
| 00:40:38 |
And it's Joe Kingman. He's come out! |
| 00:40:41 |
MARV: What a moment for Kingman, |
| 00:40:43 |
and certainly Boston's fans. |
| 00:40:45 |
- Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! |
| 00:40:49 |
All right. All right. Coach, your call. |
| 00:40:54 |
Your team. |
| 00:40:56 |
All right. Train red two. |
| 00:41:01 |
Hey, hey, hey, come on! Nobody look |
| 00:41:04 |
We got plenty of time, |
| 00:41:06 |
You know why? |
| 00:41:10 |
Break! |
| 00:41:13 |
Come on, Joe! Destroy them! |
| 00:41:16 |
MARV: With only a minute remaining, |
| 00:41:19 |
the drive of the century. |
| 00:41:20 |
He'll have to march |
| 00:41:24 |
Boomer, he has no timeouts remaining |
| 00:41:26 |
and they need |
| 00:41:29 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:41:30 |
Down set! |
| 00:41:32 |
MARV: All right, |
| 00:41:34 |
(CHEERING) |
| 00:41:35 |
Go Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! |
| 00:41:39 |
Back 88. |
| 00:41:42 |
Back 88! |
| 00:41:44 |
Hut-hut! Hut! |
| 00:41:47 |
MARV: Kingman. Back to throw. |
| 00:41:52 |
And now flips it... |
| 00:41:54 |
Webber with the catch! |
| 00:41:57 |
But he cuts inside. |
| 00:42:00 |
Can't get out of bounds |
| 00:42:01 |
BOO MER: Webber needed |
| 00:42:03 |
He knows |
| 00:42:05 |
Now, it's up to Kingman to get |
| 00:42:08 |
and call a play quickly. |
| 00:42:09 |
Black! Fifty-nine razor! |
| 00:42:12 |
Take Drake! |
| 00:42:13 |
MARV: Now second down with |
| 00:42:17 |
Out of the shotgun. |
| 00:42:19 |
Can't find anybody, he's on the run. |
| 00:42:22 |
There's the "Kingman Swing." |
| 00:42:25 |
Kingman with some fancy footwork. |
| 00:42:27 |
BOOMER: Fancy? The King looks |
| 00:42:30 |
MARV: He's to the 25... The 20... |
| 00:42:33 |
He took a hard hit! Oh, man! |
| 00:42:36 |
Knocked out of bounds at the 17. |
| 00:42:39 |
Come on, Joe. Get up. Get up, Joe! |
| 00:42:41 |
Can he get up, though? |
| 00:42:44 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:42:45 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 00:42:47 |
Yeah! |
| 00:42:50 |
MARV: I'll tell you, Kingman |
| 00:42:53 |
BOO MER: And, Marv, with four |
| 00:42:56 |
I don't know a quarterback |
| 00:43:01 |
Come on, guys. Come on, team. |
| 00:43:04 |
MAN 1: Come on, Rebels! |
| 00:43:07 |
MAN 2: Come on, number one! |
| 00:43:08 |
Great block, Webber. Great block. |
| 00:43:11 |
It has come down to this. |
| 00:43:12 |
With time for one last play, |
| 00:43:16 |
Can he pull off yet another miracle? |
| 00:43:18 |
BOOMER: Marv, this is Joe Kingman's |
| 00:43:21 |
This is the stuff |
| 00:43:23 |
Come on, Daddy! |
| 00:43:24 |
(SHOUTING) |
| 00:43:26 |
Check 52! 52! |
| 00:43:27 |
(CLAMORING) |
| 00:43:31 |
I'm going to show you |
| 00:43:33 |
You about to get done lit up, son! |
| 00:43:35 |
What? Are you stupid or something? |
| 00:43:38 |
"Stupid" is a mean word! |
| 00:43:40 |
Hut-hut! Hut! |
| 00:43:43 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:43:45 |
Stay off my quarterback! |
| 00:43:47 |
BOO MER: In what could be |
| 00:43:50 |
Kingman looking downfield. |
| 00:44:03 |
It is caught! |
| 00:44:04 |
Touchdown! |
| 00:44:09 |
(CHEERING) |
| 00:44:22 |
Let's go watch my MVP |
| 00:44:28 |
MARV: An incredible ending |
| 00:44:31 |
Joe Kingman, finally a champion. |
| 00:44:34 |
Okay, Joe. This is it. |
| 00:44:38 |
Hey, Joe Kingman, |
| 00:44:41 |
so what are you going to do now? |
| 00:44:46 |
I'm going to take my daughter home. |
| 00:44:48 |
(CHEERING) |
| 00:44:53 |
(BARKS) |
| 00:45:01 |
Daddy, you won the championship. |
| 00:45:03 |
Oh, Peyton, |
| 00:45:09 |
(CHEERING) |
| 00:45:14 |
Yeah! |
| 00:45:19 |
(BURNIN G LO VE PLAYING) |
| 00:45:22 |
(ALL SINGING) |
| 00:45:26 |
(BARKS) |
| 00:46:00 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:46:20 |
(BARKS) |
| 00:48:03 |
(BARKS) |
| 00:48:04 |
And cut! |
| 00:48:06 |
(CHEERING) |
