Garden Party

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00:00:34 Hey. You need a ride?
00:00:39 I'm Davey Diamond.
00:00:42 You're sitting on my face.
00:00:45 Turn around.
00:00:47 Good-looking guy, right?
00:00:49 You need an apartment? I can help you
00:00:54 That's my motto:
00:00:57 You get it?
00:00:59 Give me a call. You know
00:02:03 Let's get a move on.
00:02:06 I'll be in the truck.
00:03:17 I don't know if that's what you guys
00:03:21 No, man. It was cool.
00:03:23 I'm just looking for a band, you know.
00:03:25 No. I mean, where you from?
00:03:27 We're from everywhere, you know.
00:03:30 Oh, yeah.
00:03:32 I'm new in town,
00:03:35 - Who are you staying with, man?
00:03:38 Okay. So we gotta chat.
00:03:40 But it was good.
00:03:43 So I'll just call you guys
00:03:46 Yeah, you know what?
00:03:49 I'm still working on getting a phone...
00:03:51 ...so I'll probably have to call you.
00:03:53 You know what?
00:03:56 Number. E-mail.
00:03:59 All right, cool.
00:04:01 Hey, you guys mind
00:04:04 Take the rest, man.
00:04:11 Okay.
00:04:15 I need you to make copies of these
00:04:19 - Got it.
00:04:22 ...make copies of these,
00:04:24 - They are so ready to buy.
00:04:28 Do that, and then call me.
00:04:29 Is it cool if, after I do all this,
00:04:35 Just call me, in case.
00:04:38 Yeah.
00:04:40 - You're up for this, aren't you?
00:04:43 So many people would love your job.
00:04:46 - I know.
00:04:47 But I need you 24/7.
00:05:15 Hey. How's it going?
00:05:17 He's a fucking pig.
00:05:19 Yeah, my stepdad's always trying
00:05:21 - At least he didn't try to touch you.
00:05:25 How long you gonna stay there,
00:05:30 - She's in Vegas.
00:05:34 I don't know. She says she's working
00:05:41 - Why don't you just move to Vegas?
00:05:44 Lock your doors at night.
00:05:47 I mean, I was, like, hoping that I could
00:05:51 What kind of job?
00:05:53 I don't know.
00:05:57 And her roommate, or something,
00:06:00 And the rent's like 450 a month.
00:06:01 I know a job where you can make a
00:06:08 Nice.
00:06:10 You need to feel like you want me.
00:06:17 Nice. You want some more wine?
00:06:20 No, I'm fine.
00:06:23 Am l... Am I doing something wrong?
00:06:26 You just need to relax a little bit. Okay?
00:06:28 You need to look at me
00:06:30 You know what it's like
00:06:34 Okay, you wanna fuck me.
00:06:38 Yeah.
00:06:40 You can see that, can't you?
00:06:43 Yeah. You know what?
00:06:50 What do you...?
00:06:55 Tell me how much you wanna suck it,
00:06:58 I wanna...
00:07:06 Are you watching?
00:07:21 Yeah. Hi, Anna.
00:07:30 Yeah, well, I had to run from the other
00:07:37 Well, I'm painting.
00:07:40 I don't know.
00:07:43 I don't know.
00:07:46 A few hours, maybe.
00:07:49 Yeah.
00:07:54 I'll just pick up some sushi
00:08:00 - Forget it.
00:08:02 Anytime.
00:08:13 Shit.
00:08:20 - What are you looking at?
00:08:22 Do you know
00:08:24 Yeah. I can do that.
00:08:47 If you get it right away,
00:08:51 Just some realtor's card
00:08:54 Buyer or seller?
00:08:58 Me? My mother left me her house.
00:09:02 But my girlfriend hates it.
00:09:04 You should have me check it out.
00:09:06 Ask anyone.
00:09:12 Houses are like cars.
00:09:14 After a while,
00:09:17 I've lived in that house my whole life.
00:09:25 Thanks for saving my shoe.
00:10:29 I went to a garden party
00:10:33 To reminisce with my old friends
00:10:37 A chance to share old memories
00:10:40 Sing our songs again
00:10:47 Can I get a pack of rolling
00:10:50 - Here you go.
00:10:53 $7.89.
00:11:00 You got a few bucks I could borrow?
00:11:05 Sorry, man.
00:11:09 - All right.
00:11:14 I'm just, you know, hanging out.
00:11:19 - You need a ride?
00:11:23 All right, cool. Hop in.
00:12:01 I like your jeans.
00:12:07 They just... They... They're cool.
00:12:17 - You live here?
00:12:21 It's kinda part of the deal.
00:12:23 ...as long as I'm on call 24 hours a day,
00:12:33 So do you have a girlfriend?
00:12:38 Sorry, that's kind of a personal question.
00:12:45 Whoa, man, this is crazy.
00:12:47 Yeah, and pretty elaborate.
00:12:51 Why do you think she's the
00:12:54 So okay.
00:12:57 Yeah. Sally warned me to be careful...
00:12:59 ...'cause the last guy that worked
00:13:02 So I try to be cool
00:13:05 Plus, a couple nights a week
00:13:08 So I don't smoke on those nights.
00:13:12 - Do you work out?
00:13:16 I'm a musician.
00:13:18 You can have some bud,
00:13:21 - You serious?
00:13:25 It's pretty kind.
00:13:28 Holy shit.
00:13:31 You can have that.
00:13:50 Wow. You're up early.
00:13:54 Yeah, I guess.
00:13:57 I heard the coyotes this morning.
00:14:01 - These albums are amazing.
00:14:05 I think they were here
00:14:09 I love them, though.
00:14:13 All the time.
00:14:15 Oh, I'm making a pot of coffee.
00:14:18 Oh, yeah.
00:14:21 But I gotta get going.
00:14:23 Sally expects me to be there early, and
00:14:29 So are you gonna stick around?
00:14:34 I mean... See ya tonight?
00:14:37 - Yeah, definitely.
00:14:38 - All right.
00:14:44 Nathan. Get in here.
00:14:52 More packets to go out. And make sure
00:14:56 I thought I put them in every packet.
00:14:58 - Okay, okay. Shut up.
00:15:00 By the way,
00:15:05 I haven't been in there in a couple days.
00:15:07 That is not our agreement.
00:15:10 ...and make sure
00:15:12 - Are you stoned?
00:15:16 - I don't want you being stoned at work.
00:15:19 All right, bye. Hurry up.
00:15:25 Sally St. Clair's office.
00:15:37 - How you doing?
00:15:39 I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.
00:15:43 She's...
00:15:47 ...kinda young.
00:15:49 I thought that's how you liked them.
00:15:51 Look, just take care of her,
00:15:55 - Both of you?
00:16:33 - This is so frickin' sweet. I'm diggin' it.
00:16:36 - We should blow the fuck up, fool!
00:17:04 Hold up, hold up. Dude, that was
00:17:08 This morning. I was thinking about
00:17:11 - I put on a pot of coffee, and went at it.
00:17:15 We're supposed to play this party.
00:17:19 You're, like, killer.
00:17:22 The parents are out of town.
00:17:24 It's gonna be a sweet party,
00:17:27 Yeah. Sounds good.
00:17:30 Dirk, give him the address.
00:17:32 Here. Take a flier.
00:17:36 I'm gonna have to bum a ride.
00:17:38 It's like 10 bucks for beer, but I'm sure
00:17:42 For sure. Get there around 5. We can
00:17:46 - You wanna do this again?
00:18:02 - Studio.
00:18:05 - Can I help you?
00:18:07 I was wondering
00:18:09 Did you see my site?
00:18:11 - No, a friend.
00:18:14 Yeah, she told me that a friend of hers
00:18:17 - You know the kind of pictures I take?
00:18:21 - Okay. And it's 450, right?
00:18:25 Okay. So, what do I have to do?
00:18:28 - Studio.
00:18:45 - You're early.
00:18:48 Really? How was that?
00:18:50 It's easy.
00:18:53 Come in.
00:18:56 What did they say?
00:18:59 Stop.
00:19:03 I wanna see you in that light.
00:19:07 God, I can't wait to take
00:19:11 People tell you you're beautiful
00:19:15 Okay. You know what?
00:19:19 There's a robe in there. Take off your
00:19:23 We'll just start
00:19:27 Come on, let me hear you say "okay".
00:19:30 Okay.
00:19:59 - Sally St. Clair's office.
00:20:02 - Yeah, may I ask who's calling?
00:20:05 - I'm sorry, one more time?
00:20:08 Todd Winger.
00:20:10 We got a live one.
00:20:14 Name, please? Hello?
00:20:18 Todd Wang...? Wanger?
00:20:21 Todd Winger.
00:20:25 Hello, Todd.
00:20:28 Yeah. I'm the guy
00:20:33 And you did a damn fine job of it.
00:20:37 Mother left you a house.
00:20:43 Tomorrow afternoon?
00:20:46 How about 3:00?
00:20:49 Yeah, that sounds good.
00:20:51 You know I'm not really sure
00:20:54 Yes, of course.
00:21:00 Your girlfriend doesn't like
00:21:04 She says it's too big.
00:21:07 You could pretty much move anywhere
00:21:11 - What did your mother do?
00:21:16 My dad was a lot older.
00:21:19 He developed a lot of property
00:21:22 So I take it you don't need the money.
00:21:26 No, not really.
00:21:28 Well, you could always rent it out.
00:21:30 Yeah, I just don't know
00:21:33 I grew up in this house.
00:21:37 So how did you get into real estate?
00:21:43 I was...
00:21:45 ...desperate for a job where
00:21:49 Some guy walked into the club where
00:21:54 He figured I'd be an easy lay.
00:21:58 So...
00:22:01 ...I stole all of his clients,
00:22:08 I've seen your picture before
00:22:12 You were much younger.
00:22:16 What pictures?
00:22:20 Show me.
00:22:37 How did you find these photos?
00:22:39 They've been on there forever.
00:22:43 Is it your head
00:22:46 Nope.
00:22:49 It's me.
00:22:52 A few years ago, but it's still me.
00:22:56 You look good.
00:22:58 I still do.
00:23:02 So who owns the pictures?
00:23:07 A real low-life.
00:23:11 I guess you could call him
00:23:14 I sold 15 million dollars worth of real
00:23:18 He is not gonna cut
00:23:21 No. No. I want my full commission.
00:23:24 I do not give one shit.
00:23:27 - David?
00:23:29 I'll fight him
00:23:32 I gotta go. I gotta go.
00:23:34 - Hi, I'm Leni.
00:23:39 Come here.
00:23:42 Wow. Wow, you're a knockout.
00:23:46 - Your picture doesn't do you justice.
00:23:50 So you hungry?
00:23:52 - Sure.
00:24:05 Excellent.
00:24:11 - I hope you like Indian food.
00:24:14 I like spicy food.
00:24:22 Thank you.
00:24:25 So here's to new
00:24:40 You looked a lot different in your picture.
00:24:45 That picture was taken a year ago.
00:24:50 And you're 40?
00:24:55 You're starting to insult me now, Leni.
00:24:57 No, no, no. It's just that I'm still new
00:25:00 ...and I get confused.
00:25:03 Then let me tell you something:
00:25:06 Hey, you're a beautiful woman.
00:25:11 And afterwards, I'll take you back
00:25:18 You confused still?
00:25:23 Have a drink.
00:25:26 - Come on.
00:25:29 No, no. We'll come back for your car.
00:25:33 - I wait for my car!
00:25:34 I wait for my car.
00:25:36 Oh, yeah? Okay, I get it.
00:25:39 I mean, you let a guy take you out
00:25:42 And that's it?
00:25:45 Here. Come on.
00:25:47 Piece of shit.
00:25:53 So I'm not good enough for you?
00:25:55 You want somebody younger?
00:25:57 You want somebody better-Iooking?
00:26:00 Yes.
00:26:01 What are you looking at? You know
00:26:04 - Yeah. Not enough, though.
00:26:07 Leni. I bet that's
00:26:11 Go on back to the strip club, Leni!
00:26:34 Hello?
00:26:56 It's nice, huh?
00:26:58 - Yeah.
00:27:00 You know, my mom always promised
00:27:04 And then she never did it.
00:27:06 - Come on. Playtime's over. Let's get out.
00:27:09 I'll show you the house.
00:27:15 - Wow, pretty swank.
00:27:18 The guy's dad is, like, a software dude.
00:27:20 Makes a lot of cash, I guess.
00:27:25 No, I'm cool.
00:27:28 You wanna call me?
00:27:32 Don't worry about it.
00:27:38 - Hey, Sammy.
00:27:42 Nothing.
00:27:44 They're all out here.
00:27:49 It's a cool house, huh?
00:27:53 There's the band.
00:28:03 Sammy, you made it.
00:28:06 - What's up, man? You want a beer?
00:28:10 I see you met Becky.
00:28:13 - These are the rest of our groupies.
00:28:17 All right, man.
00:28:23 Five-letter word for "enlightenment"?
00:28:25 You're asking the wrong guy, pal.
00:28:29 Not tonight, please.
00:28:31 I'll do it first thing in the morning.
00:28:34 Oh, right now?
00:28:36 Yeah, I'm out pulling the signs
00:28:41 Yeah, okay. 8 a.m.
00:28:46 Hey, I'll have a beer.
00:28:56 Your phone is ringing.
00:28:59 Thanks.
00:29:06 Five-letter word for "enlightenment"?
00:29:09 I never was any good at that stuff.
00:29:12 "African nut-bearing tree"?
00:29:15 - Life is my fucking puzzle.
00:29:22 Honestly? Nothing.
00:29:27 I work, I sleep, I do a bit of pot,
00:29:30 I'm basically totally alone, and lonely
00:29:34 Yeah. I am.
00:29:39 - What do you do for a living?
00:29:43 How's that going?
00:29:46 Does "joyless existence" ring a bell?
00:29:49 Hey, let me buy you a shot.
00:29:51 And let's get you a real beer.
00:30:12 April.
00:30:14 Hey. How are you?
00:30:16 I'm okay.
00:30:19 What...? What kind of bar is this?
00:30:23 It's... It's a lesbian bar.
00:30:28 So I got my money.
00:30:32 - What money?
00:30:35 What rent?
00:30:39 Rent for your apartment...
00:30:41 ...'cause you said
00:30:44 I am her roommate.
00:30:48 Your cousin can be a little bitch sometimes.
00:30:53 Listen, I can't go back home.
00:30:55 Why?
00:30:58 Long story, but...
00:31:00 ...can I just stay with you guys
00:31:03 Yeah, sweetie.
00:31:08 I went to a garden party
00:31:11 To reminisce with my old friends
00:31:15 A chance to share old memories
00:31:18 And play our songs again
00:31:21 When I got to the garden party
00:31:25 They all knew my name
00:31:28 But no one recognized me
00:31:32 I didn't look the same
00:31:34 But it's all right now
00:31:39 Hey...
00:31:41 You see, you can't please everyone
00:31:44 So you gotta please yourself
00:31:48 People came from miles around
00:31:51 Everyone was there
00:31:54 Well, he was playing guitar
00:31:59 And lookin' like he should
00:32:01 Well, if you gotta play garden parties
00:32:05 I wish you a lot of luck
00:32:08 But if memories were all I sang
00:32:12 I'd rather drive a truck
00:32:14 But it's all right now...
00:32:16 One: I'm not afraid to love.
00:32:18 Two: I'm not afraid to be loved.
00:32:22 ...but I'm ready to make something
00:32:28 Do you hear that?
00:32:48 Hey.
00:32:51 Hey.
00:32:54 I really liked your songs.
00:32:57 That's cool. Thanks.
00:32:59 No, I mean it.
00:33:02 So do you go to school
00:33:05 I don't really go to school.
00:33:09 - You live around here?
00:33:13 I didn't go to the Tony Awards with Lance
00:33:18 How are you? I'm Joey Zane.
00:33:20 Put 'er there, big guy. That's an Army
00:33:24 I gotta tell you: I love you, kid.
00:33:27 You're one of the best.
00:33:30 I'm managing a band. We're looking
00:33:33 I think you should come on down
00:33:36 What's this? Uh-oh. Shabba!
00:33:40 With you on board,
00:33:42 I know this because of my dad,
00:33:44 The Chucky Lane.
00:33:47 He found Kurt Cobain working
00:33:50 Where do you think
00:33:52 He found the Ohio Players in Michigan.
00:33:55 Look, I've been doing this
00:33:58 I've already signed a dozen bands
00:34:01 I just said that out loud.
00:34:03 Okay, you promise
00:34:06 - Yeah. I promise.
00:34:09 You're slick as a wolf. I don't trust you.
00:34:12 - I don't really have a number.
00:34:16 No, I just got into town.
00:34:19 I fuckin' love it. He's like a Poison video
00:34:22 I tell you what: I'm gonna give you
00:34:25 I'm gonna call you on this. When I
00:34:30 Free minutes on the weekend, okay?
00:34:33 Don't worry.
00:34:35 I'm outta here.
00:34:47 - Hello.
00:34:50 That was a fuckin' test, and guess
00:34:53 Does that girl play tambourine? I got
00:35:08 No, no, leave those. We're counting.
00:35:11 Bullshit. Take 'em away.
00:35:13 Leave these.
00:35:15 - Put some more in that one.
00:35:18 Two of those.
00:35:22 Listen, I hate to do it to you, sweetheart,
00:35:25 That's fine.
00:35:27 Excuse me.
00:35:31 How's it going, huh? How are you?
00:35:35 Come down here, just for a second.
00:35:40 I want you to meet
00:35:42 - How's it going?
00:35:46 There we go.
00:35:54 - Do you get high?
00:35:57 Mind if I fire up?
00:36:00 - It won't affect your driving?
00:36:05 I probably drive better stoned.
00:36:11 I'll take that as a yes.
00:36:24 - How'd you find that picture of me?
00:36:28 ...l've been obsessed with you.
00:36:34 I guess you're my dream girl.
00:36:38 That picture was 10 years ago.
00:36:48 I'm a working stiff.
00:36:51 But I'm flattered.
00:36:54 Do you have a boyfriend?
00:36:57 Nope.
00:37:00 I live alone.
00:37:06 Are you okay?
00:37:09 Wow, that was quick.
00:37:12 Yeah.
00:37:13 You know,
00:37:17 How long you been here?
00:37:20 Two years.
00:37:22 But I'm just renting.
00:37:26 I don't want all my money
00:37:31 Smart.
00:37:40 Is this your fantasy?
00:37:44 Something like that, yeah.
00:37:48 If I acted out your fantasy,
00:37:53 Maybe. I guess.
00:37:57 Well, which is it?
00:38:00 What do you want me to do?
00:38:05 It depends.
00:38:30 I'm sorry.
00:38:41 No, no, no. Come here.
00:38:43 Nathan, get a little closer to her.
00:38:46 There you go. That's good.
00:38:49 Wow. God, you two look great together.
00:38:54 - You just did.
00:38:57 - Well, what do you mean?
00:39:01 You mean...? Well, how much?
00:39:05 You know, that depends.
00:39:09 Oh, man. You're packing. That could be
00:39:15 - You're kidding, right?
00:39:19 I don't want my picture
00:39:22 Sweetheart already sat for me. I don't
00:39:26 In fact, my clients prefer it
00:39:28 It makes them
00:39:30 ...to see another man's face
00:39:34 ...enjoying my pictures.
00:39:36 - I don't know.
00:39:39 Another 2000, for an hour's work. 2000.
00:39:43 Nathan. 2000, man.
00:39:47 Come on. Look at her, dude.
00:39:52 Let's party.
00:39:54 - Okay, but I need another shot.
00:39:57 Come on, come on.
00:40:00 Sammy. It's a really cool name.
00:40:05 I really think your music's amazing. I can
00:40:12 All right, you have to be quiet.
00:40:30 I wanna take your picture.
00:40:35 Okay.
00:40:39 Take off your shirt.
00:41:03 Now your pants.
00:41:21 What's wrong with you?
00:41:23 What?
00:41:26 I'm sorry.
00:41:29 Okay. I still get paid, no matter what.
00:41:33 All right.
00:41:36 Already a seasoned professional.
00:41:39 All right, look.
00:41:42 Okay. Look, man,
00:41:44 Why? Come on, it'll be fun.
00:41:46 I'm just not into her.
00:41:53 Oh, right. Okay.
00:41:59 I think this is more your style, huh?
00:42:03 It figures, with a schlong like yours, huh?
00:42:10 All right, come on over here.
00:42:15 Take your coat off.
00:42:32 All right, now turn around.
00:42:36 Didn't you check it out before?
00:42:38 Yeah, I did.
00:42:55 - Everything in its place?
00:43:07 Very good.
00:43:13 I don't want you talking anymore.
00:43:16 The only thing
00:43:19 Yes, sir.
00:43:20 Now go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:43:23 Yes, sir.
00:43:29 Okay. Interesting.
00:43:49 All right, that's good.
00:44:05 All right, hold it.
00:44:09 Let me just look at that.
00:44:14 Okay, now go lay down on the couch.
00:44:19 Yes, sir.
00:44:30 Whoa.
00:44:33 Let's get some breakfast.
00:44:37 I gotta feed my dog,
00:44:42 Well...
00:44:44 ...then I'll just wait for you to call me.
00:44:50 I'd never done anything like that before.
00:45:05 Hey. Where did you go?
00:45:08 I just went out with some friends.
00:45:11 - You stayed up all night.
00:45:15 You should be more careful.
00:45:21 Go get some sleep in my bed.
00:46:10 What are you doing here?
00:46:15 Hey.
00:46:18 Hey. What are you doing here?
00:46:21 I'm a friend of Nathan's.
00:46:25 Are you two lovers?
00:46:29 No. Nothing like that.
00:46:34 Well, don't let me disturb you.
00:46:59 - What can I get for you?
00:47:03 I was wondering
00:47:05 Yeah, we're hiring. But we may
00:47:08 Well, could I at least write down
00:47:13 - You looking for a job?
00:47:21 Call me.
00:47:24 - What do you want? It's on me.
00:47:27 - Yeah. What do you want?
00:47:31 Hot chocolate.
00:47:33 So I'll have a latte,
00:47:41 Hello? Anna?
00:47:54 Anna?
00:47:59 Anna, hey.
00:48:01 I'm leaving.
00:48:05 Of what?
00:48:09 I don't know, Todd.
00:48:11 Everything around here is so dark,
00:48:18 Can you close that?
00:48:21 Yeah.
00:48:25 - It's broken.
00:48:28 Where you gonna go?
00:48:30 I'm gonna go stay at Donna's.
00:48:32 I'll come back for my stuff
00:48:36 - We broke up.
00:48:39 I don't know.
00:48:44 We hardly ever
00:48:48 - I don't think she thought I loved her.
00:48:51 I don't know.
00:48:56 What does love mean to you?
00:49:00 Love. Love is something I can't have.
00:49:06 I don't believe love exists for me.
00:49:10 Did you love Anna?
00:49:14 I wanna talk about something else.
00:49:17 It's your session.
00:49:21 Well, I don't know.
00:49:24 It was good. All right, here he comes.
00:49:31 That's your phone.
00:49:33 - Yeah, or somebody for Joey.
00:49:43 - Hello?
00:49:45 - You get some last night?
00:49:48 Hey, that's your business.
00:49:51 I want you to come by the studio and
00:49:54 - Yes.
00:49:56 You're playing coy. I like that. I saw that
00:50:00 It's on Rowena and Silver Lake.
00:50:03 You're gonna see me waiting outside.
00:50:07 Yeah, okay. All right.
00:50:13 That is so cool!
00:50:15 Is this "Making the Band"? I'm not
00:50:17 Let's go.
00:50:20 I'm sweating like Patrick Ewing
00:50:22 - Jesus, kid. Where you sleeping?
00:50:25 Yeah? Who's your friend, baby Jesus?
00:50:29 Let's go.
00:50:32 Hey. What's crackin', guys? Dude, this is
00:50:35 This is Sammy.
00:50:38 Sammy, this is Everbright. That's Harry,
00:50:41 How's it going, Sam?
00:50:43 - So you ready to sing something?
00:50:45 I love it. The kid's always on the go.
00:50:50 - Dude, how was that weed I gave you?
00:50:52 Dude, it melted your face off, didn't it?
00:50:55 - Can I hear the track?
00:51:02 It's like listening to the Beatles'
00:51:11 Pop off this shit, pop off it.
00:51:17 This is cool. I like it. It's poppy.
00:51:21 You should give me a minute
00:51:23 He's gonna feel it out
00:51:26 I'll be his silent mom in the corner.
00:51:29 How 'bout you, sweetie?
00:51:32 Oh, my gosh.
00:51:38 Fifty bucks.
00:51:41 Yeah, okay, hold on.
00:51:50 - You should have it.
00:51:53 ...to 5045 Prospect, box #409.
00:51:59 - The name on the account is fake.
00:52:01 "IB Horny".
00:52:23 God bless, brother. God bless.
00:52:48 Thanks... Mr. Horny.
00:52:55 Check.
00:52:58 Yeah, I could come up a bit. It's cool.
00:53:02 Check. Yeah, it's good.
00:53:25 He changed the lyrics.
00:53:27 Just listen to it for a second.
00:53:40 What did I tell you? The kid's a genius.
00:53:44 Wonderboy changed the lyrics, man.
00:53:46 It's sounding better, honestly.
00:53:49 Well, it sounds good.
00:53:52 But it's not the same.
00:54:19 - Do you want one?
00:54:25 She's pretty.
00:54:29 Eighteen, I think.
00:54:32 - Is that her BMW outside?
00:54:39 Anyway...
00:54:41 ...I just came by to get my stuff...
00:54:46 ...and thank you.
00:54:50 Are you really gonna thank me?
00:54:53 What do you mean?
00:54:56 I don't know. I guess I just thought
00:55:01 You staying here.
00:55:10 Yeah, okay.
00:55:23 - Hey.
00:55:27 I gotta help Nathan with something.
00:55:31 So I'll... I should get a ride
00:55:36 - No, I'll wait for you.
00:55:40 That's not gonna work.
00:55:50 I'll see you in a couple hours.
00:56:05 - Greetings, soldier.
00:56:08 I hail from the Kirklactic Empire.
00:56:11 I've heard quite a bit about that place.
00:56:14 We've penetrated
00:56:17 You've penetrated everything
00:56:20 ... according to my sources.
00:56:37 Studio.
00:56:39 Yeah. Hi.
00:56:43 You and everyone else in this town.
00:56:52 - What the hell is going on?
00:56:55 It's an amateur site. Half of the pictures
00:56:58 They send in pictures of ex-girlfriends,
00:57:03 - Isn't that illegal?
00:57:07 ...they agree they have the rights to the
00:57:12 So do you know
00:57:15 All right, look. I'll take them off the site,
00:57:19 They're one of the most popular
00:57:21 Yeah, fine.
00:57:24 - Two thousand.
00:57:27 If you wanna renegotiate,
00:57:30 All right, look. I know who you are.
00:57:35 Actually, I was maybe gonna
00:57:38 Tell me, do you think
00:57:47 Call my office.
00:57:49 Wow. Who took the picture?
00:57:52 I could do a much better job,
00:57:56 - Lf you change your mind, call me.
00:57:59 As you see,
00:58:03 - Sorry about the stairs.
00:58:06 Nice... I like your stuff.
00:58:17 - You're early.
00:58:20 I didn't know how long this would take.
00:58:23 - Where do you live?
00:58:27 But I wanna get my own place soon.
00:58:31 Well, I can help you out with that.
00:58:35 Go get me a large, non-fat latte, extra hot.
00:58:39 Okay.
00:58:42 Becky? Hello, Becky.
00:58:46 Unlock this door, young lady.
00:58:48 - Shh, be quiet.
00:58:51 I heard voices last night. You're not
00:58:55 What are you talking about?
00:59:09 April?
00:59:14 What are you doing here?
00:59:17 - Sally, she offered me a job.
00:59:21 Nathan. This is our new intern, April.
00:59:25 - Nathan. It's nice to meet you.
00:59:28 You know, you look really familiar to me.
00:59:32 - Do you two know each other?
00:59:36 Maybe I've just seen a picture of you
00:59:39 No. I don't think so.
00:59:45 I told April she could stay at your
00:59:48 No really, that's okay.
00:59:51 And sleep on the sofa? No.
00:59:53 It's fine. We have an extra bedroom.
00:59:58 Of course not.
01:00:01 Sally St. Clair's office.
01:00:06 Okay, enough small talk. Nathan,
01:00:09 I'll do my best.
01:00:11 I ran into Sally at a coffee shop.
01:00:15 Sally St. Clair's office.
01:00:16 I don't know what's going on,
01:00:19 Can you hold please?
01:00:23 Carlos.
01:00:27 Listen, I need you
01:00:36 This neighborhood is a little sketch,
01:00:53 Carlos said he would be here. Dude's
01:01:02 I just talked to him.
01:01:13 Yo, Becky. What's up?
01:01:16 Carlos, you reek.
01:01:19 Just doin' some B-52s.
01:01:22 No. But it smells like some good shit.
01:01:24 Yeah. Some dude out of Diamond Bar.
01:01:27 Hydroponic, featured in High Times.
01:01:29 I mean, everybody's going crazy for it.
01:01:36 Dude, take the trash out
01:01:39 I know.
01:01:42 I've been really, really busy.
01:01:57 - What are you doing?
01:02:00 - You left me to lock up the office.
01:02:05 Look, you're the low man
01:02:09 Okay.
01:02:12 Yeah, sure.
01:02:14 Finish your shower.
01:02:16 You better not use my washcloth, okay?
01:02:25 So you're the guy
01:02:29 You're really not supposed to be in here.
01:02:33 There's a guy that comes by
01:02:35 ...to make sure everything's
01:02:38 I just kinda like spraying 'em.
01:02:42 It relaxes me.
01:02:52 Sorry, do you want a couple buds?
01:02:56 Sure. Yeah, yeah.
01:03:01 Here you go.
01:03:05 Wow.
01:03:18 This is some good stuff, man.
01:03:22 - Where'd you get it?
01:03:26 You get some more of this stuff, man,
01:03:30 Turn the fuckin' music down, man!
01:03:33 - So, what's Becky's story?
01:03:36 I mean, her dad's, like,
01:03:42 She's into me.
01:03:47 We met in this creative writing class.
01:03:50 She really likes my poetry.
01:03:57 I wanna go to fuckin' sleep, man!
01:04:02 - It's warm.
01:04:08 What do you think you can get
01:04:12 I don't know, man.
01:04:15 A lot of money.
01:04:17 This is, like,
01:04:21 I smoke a lot of pot.
01:04:24 So do you know "Free Bird"?
01:04:28 Fucking Christ! Turn it off!
01:04:32 Come on, let's smile now.
01:04:34 Look like you're enjoying it,
01:04:38 Okay, isn't that enough?
01:04:40 You said you'd let me
01:04:44 This has nothing to do with real estate.
01:04:48 How's that tape treating you?
01:04:51 I transferred it to my computer
01:04:57 Do I get a copy?
01:04:59 Do you want a copy?
01:05:03 - I'll get back to you on that.
01:05:10 You know, my girlfriend moved out.
01:05:15 That was sudden.
01:05:17 We haven't had sex for six months,
01:05:24 Are you one of those freaks that can
01:05:31 I don't know what came first:
01:05:34 ...or my complete obsession with you.
01:05:47 It's good I get into bed early tonight.
01:05:49 I got a yoga class in the morning.
01:05:53 - I was that young.
01:05:58 Yeah, you're right.
01:06:01 - You do yoga?
01:06:04 Birkram.
01:06:06 - Can you unlock the door?
01:06:10 Wait, wait, wait. Let him
01:06:15 And don't turn on the lights
01:06:47 - He's not gonna walk her to the door.
01:06:50 He's waiting for her to get in.
01:06:53 - Wait. What's the plan?
01:07:04 Hey! What?
01:07:10 Who are you, man? What do
01:07:14 - Shut up.
01:07:19 We've got a little surprise
01:07:25 Now I'm gonna pull you into the car.
01:07:28 If you try anything, I'll break
01:08:21 - It's my favorite song.
01:08:27 - Where are you going?
01:08:30 It's a congratulations
01:08:34 You want?
01:08:37 They're gonna give me shit.
01:08:43 I knew Sally was gonna
01:08:46 I'm too stoned all the time.
01:08:49 It's exactly what happened
01:08:51 Oh, don't say that.
01:08:53 Maybe you should just stop smoking
01:08:56 You think I care about this job?
01:08:59 I mean, every other person...
01:09:02 It's like, if they want a house
01:09:04 ...the full bedroom
01:09:06 But Mrs. Son-of-a-Bitch can't sleep
01:09:09 Mr. Son-of-a-Bitch can't sleep because
01:09:13 It's like Goldilocks grew up
01:09:16 And all of a sudden,
01:09:19 That's not what I want.
01:09:25 I don't even really know
01:09:28 Me, I came out here to be a dancer.
01:09:33 Like I was gonna be one of those people
01:09:39 Funny, huh?
01:09:43 You know, we should go dancing.
01:09:46 - No, I don't wanna go dancing.
01:09:49 What about your cousin?
01:09:52 You think I really wanna see them
01:09:56 Okay, okay.
01:09:59 Come, come. Come on.
01:10:02 Since the mid-1990s,
01:10:05 ... has been trying to put Bushmen out...
01:10:08 ... even though the National Constitution
01:10:13 Do you hear something, man?
01:10:20 Yeah. I got it.
01:10:23 Geographic just, like, kills it.
01:10:27 Hotties.
01:10:31 - Hello?
01:10:34 - Nothing, really.
01:10:39 - Just hanging with Carlos.
01:10:43 - Is he telling you my deep, dark secrets?
01:10:51 I miss you.
01:10:55 Sure.
01:10:57 No. I wanna hear you say it.
01:11:00 I want you to say it in front of Carlos.
01:11:02 I just farted, man.
01:11:08 I... I miss you.
01:11:15 Do you want me to come over?
01:11:19 Sure, I guess. What are we gonna do,
01:11:22 I don't care.
01:11:26 You're pussy-whipped, dude.
01:11:31 Okay. I'll see you soon.
01:11:38 You asshole.
01:11:46 What are you watching?
01:11:48 Geographic, dude. No lie.
01:11:51 Hot chicks.
01:12:12 Hey. Hope that didn't hurt too much.
01:12:16 Asshole.
01:12:23 Davey. You know why we're here?
01:12:28 Come over here, Sally.
01:12:32 Okay, Dave.
01:12:35 Why the fuck are her pictures up
01:12:40 See this?
01:12:47 I'm gonna pull this ball gag out of
01:12:51 ...l'm gonna hit you so hard,
01:12:55 All right.
01:12:57 - Jesus, Sally. What is this?
01:13:01 - What pictures?
01:13:04 Of Sally. Of everyone.
01:13:07 I want all the pictures,
01:13:11 I don't know who you are,
01:13:14 He is my friend.
01:13:17 Now, I want all the pictures
01:13:20 You see, Davey, some of those pictures
01:13:24 Sure. I mean, whatever.
01:13:28 And I want three of your listings.
01:13:32 Three of your houses
01:13:35 Come on, how can I do that?
01:13:37 Call 'em up and say
01:13:41 A medical problem.
01:13:43 And that you recommend me.
01:13:46 You don't think
01:13:48 With all the underage girls you parade
01:13:52 What are you, gonna go to the cops?
01:13:56 Honey, what are you doing
01:13:59 What was I doing
01:14:03 I'm always looking
01:14:05 You know what Dad was like.
01:14:09 This is some good stuff.
01:14:12 Yeah, thank you. Asshole.
01:14:16 - Are my photos in there?
01:14:19 We'll just have to take it all.
01:14:30 I love this song.
01:14:33 - So, what's your story?
01:14:37 I'm from Lincoln Nebraska,
01:14:41 And my only friend in high school joined
01:14:45 No...
01:14:48 I mean...
01:14:51 Do you like girls?
01:14:54 Yeah, I like girls.
01:14:57 Do you like me?
01:15:00 Yeah, I like you.
01:15:05 Do you like guys
01:15:18 Come on, Little Miss Missy.
01:15:20 Just give me a second, okay?
01:15:24 - Excuses, excuses.
01:15:34 Yeah, go. Peace.
01:16:21 Follow me.
01:16:40 You don't like guys.
01:16:44 Are you some frat boy fucking with me?
01:16:46 No, man.
01:16:49 Where do you think you're going, man?
01:16:52 I didn't come in here for nothing.
01:17:29 You can't stay here.
01:17:32 It's fine, don't worry about it.
01:17:36 No, this place is gross.
01:17:39 I'll clean it up.
01:17:43 How can you be inspired to write
01:17:49 Just leave that to me.
01:17:52 No.
01:17:55 I found you.
01:18:01 Hey. Can I get a large, non-fat latte...
01:18:04 ...and a regular, small coffee.
01:18:07 Okay. That'll be $5.65.
01:18:32 Good morning.
01:18:36 Yeah.
01:18:40 - Is Sally here?
01:18:44 I'm Todd.
01:18:47 - April.
01:18:49 Nice to meet you. You're a bit young
01:18:53 Why would you say that?
01:18:58 I'm just kidding with you.
01:19:02 Todd, is it?
01:19:04 - It is.
01:19:06 Bye. Nice to meet you.
01:19:08 Very professional.
01:19:11 Very impressive.
01:19:13 I just got a call
01:19:16 - Oh, good.
01:19:20 Hey, what do you wanna do
01:19:23 You can keep 'em.
01:19:27 I know you're a total perv.
01:19:32 Yeah.
01:19:35 What are you looking at?
01:19:38 I was looking at April.
01:19:47 What do you think?
01:19:51 I look like a douchebag in these clothes.
01:19:55 You look great,
01:19:59 Come on, let's just go.
01:20:01 Sammy. We're gonna go.
01:20:07 Sabrina, don't listen to him.
01:20:13 Call me tomorrow, and we'll figure it out.
01:20:19 - I thought you were sick.
01:20:24 Those are the keys
01:20:27 What's happening, Nathan?
01:20:30 I'm moving back to Nebraska.
01:20:33 Nebraska?
01:20:38 I'm done. I talked to my dad...
01:20:40 ...and he said he'd help me
01:20:42 I'm just not cut out
01:20:45 You can't quit.
01:20:46 You're always one step ahead
01:20:49 I mean, that's why you got
01:20:54 Yeah, you're right.
01:21:00 You know, out of all the screwups
01:21:04 ...you had days
01:21:09 Well, I'd like to think that today
01:21:57 Thanks.
01:22:09 Hey.
01:22:11 Call me.
01:22:25 It's your day, big boy.
01:22:27 Second page, sign under "artist".
01:22:48 I left her with you.
01:22:51 Don't fucking touch me.
01:22:53 I don't know.
01:22:57 What was the last time you saw her?
01:23:29 - We love these.
01:23:32 We're looking for something for this fall.
01:23:36 - What do you think?
01:23:39 We'll do it.
01:23:41 - Really?
01:23:43 - That's cool, huh?
01:23:50 No, no, that one's just being leased.
01:23:53 Hey. Do you like that picture?
01:23:59 - Do you think I look sexy enough?
01:24:02 Yeah, I am.
01:24:05 Wow, that's beautiful.
01:24:08 Okay, now look at me like you want me.
01:24:12 Come on, tell me that
01:24:17 Wow, that's beautiful.
01:24:19 Yes, I like the attitude.
01:24:35 Hey, you need a ride?
01:24:38 - Where you going?
01:24:41 I'll take you any place you wanna go.
01:24:54 Put your seatbelt on.