Garden State

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00:00:50 Los Angeles Tower,
00:00:53 We are going down!
00:00:57 L.A. Tower, this is...
00:00:59 Mayday! Mayday!
00:01:01 22 Heavy, pull up! Pull up!
00:02:06 Andrew,
00:02:10 Hello?
00:02:14 Look, you don't call me back,
00:02:20 If you're not gonna
00:02:22 then there's no way
00:02:27 Look, I don't know
00:02:29 but you're gonna need
00:02:32 Last night...
00:02:35 Your mother died
00:02:37 She drowned.
00:02:41 Last night,
00:03:44 Ten résumés just today.
00:03:46 They come in every day
00:03:49 And you know what they want even more than
00:03:52 They want your job. This cannot happen again.
00:03:56 You have two tables.
00:03:58 And if I ever say this again,
00:04:01 Todd Slauson
00:04:11 Sparkling or flat?
00:04:13 Waiter 10,
00:04:16 You forget the order 41
00:04:19 What the fuck, man?
00:04:21 Nah, I'm just
00:04:23 Uh, we'll have four
00:04:27 And I'll have a Ketel cosmo
00:04:32 We don't have bread.
00:04:34 What do you mean?
00:04:37 Uh, we're a Vietnamese restaurant.
00:04:40 But you're
00:04:42 No, I'm not.
00:04:47 Can I have something to chew on?
00:04:50 I'll see what I can find.
00:04:55 Waiter number 12...
00:04:57 Flight Number 121
00:05:00 to Newark International
00:06:25 Shit, yo.
00:06:28 Holy shit.
00:06:30 What's up, man?
00:06:32 Largeman, what are you
00:06:34 Uh, that's my mom.
00:06:38 - Fuck.
00:06:41 Sorry.
00:06:43 Yeah.
00:06:45 So, welcome back home.
00:06:48 Thanks.
00:06:50 So what have you
00:06:53 You still, uh,
00:06:55 - Yeah.
00:06:58 - Yeah.
00:07:00 I hear that place
00:07:02 My cousin's a writer out there.
00:07:05 He's, like, writing a movie
00:07:08 I don't...
00:07:10 Um, but I should
00:07:13 Maybe you two
00:07:15 Yeah, definitely.
00:07:17 What are you
00:07:21 Uh, nothing.
00:07:24 I'm just in town
00:07:26 You should
00:07:29 We're gonna go over the Gleasons' house.
00:07:32 fucking huge party
00:07:34 - Supposedly.
00:07:37 - Really?
00:07:40 We'll probably go over there
00:07:42 - Well, I got to shower.
00:07:47 Do you know your mother
00:07:51 What?
00:07:53 Since I met her,
00:07:56 All of a sudden,
00:07:59 she wants to redecorate
00:08:01 I helped her.
00:08:04 - Oh, must have been fun.
00:08:07 I made you something.
00:08:09 It's a shirt.
00:08:12 That's... That's good.
00:08:16 Will you try it on now?
00:08:20 Now?
00:08:22 In case I have to fix it
00:08:25 and we don't see you
00:08:28 I wanna make sure it fits.
00:08:30 Oh. Okay.
00:08:32 You're gonna
00:08:35 I used the leftovers from
00:08:56 Hi.
00:09:01 - Hello.
00:09:04 "Well, besides that,
00:09:08 You know, I'm not really sure what
00:09:11 Mm.
00:09:14 How are you?
00:09:18 I'm okay.
00:09:20 I've been getting these
00:09:23 Um, they're really quick.
00:09:26 It's like a... just a little
00:09:29 Just for a second,
00:09:31 I just thought maybe you could help me
00:09:35 Go see Dr. Cohen
00:09:38 He's a neurologist in my building.
00:09:40 He'll fit you in. I'm sure it's
00:09:48 Place looks good.
00:09:50 Oh, that's nice. Yeah, we've been
00:09:53 Really?
00:09:58 Actually, no.
00:10:01 Someone redid the, uh,
00:10:04 Yeah. That's new.
00:10:11 I'm glad you're here.
00:10:15 Saying good-bye
00:10:21 I'm glad you could
00:11:37 - Put your hands on your head, please.
00:11:40 I said put your motherfucking hands
00:11:45 Eighty-two in a 25.
00:11:47 What are you gonna tell me,
00:11:49 - I was...
00:11:57 - Largeman.
00:11:59 Holy shit!
00:12:02 Oh, man.
00:12:04 I'm... I'm great.
00:12:06 - Your mom just died!
00:12:08 - I mean, that's why you're home.
00:12:11 You're a cop, Kenny?
00:12:13 - Yeah, I know. I know.
00:12:17 I don't know. Couldn't think of
00:12:20 No, but it's really cool
00:12:22 People really
00:12:25 they have to!
00:12:27 - Yo, and check this shit out. That's the safety.
00:12:30 And plus, the benefits, man.
00:12:32 rich!
00:12:34 But, Kenny, the last time I saw you,
00:12:38 No, I had to grow up, man.
00:12:41 It's time to grow up. Plus, I wasn't
00:12:44 No one knew who I was,
00:12:47 It's a much better
00:12:50 Speaking of which,
00:12:55 What do you mean?
00:12:56 I don't know.
00:12:59 You mean, like, as a cop?
00:13:01 Yeah. The whole,
00:13:04 Well, I thought you were a dick,
00:13:07 Nice. So,
00:13:10 You're this huge movie star now?
00:13:13 you played a big football player
00:13:15 - I didn't see it.
00:13:17 - Fucking De Niro and shit.
00:13:20 - He's awesome.
00:13:22 - Deer Hunter?
00:13:24 Man, we should sit down
00:13:26 because I've got some
00:13:30 You could play me
00:13:32 - Stories from the Force.
00:13:34 Yeah, definitely. That sounds good.
00:14:00 - Holy shit!
00:14:02 - How you doing, man?
00:14:04 - What's up?
00:14:06 Get this guy a beer. This guy does not
00:14:11 Like, uh, Jersey's
00:14:15 - Largeman, man, what are you doing home?
00:14:18 Press junket.
00:14:21 That's phat, yo.
00:14:23 Serpico and shit.
00:14:27 Shut the fuck up, man.
00:14:32 You like that?
00:14:34 Like, uh,
00:14:37 That's improv, bitch.
00:14:40 Okay. Let me
00:14:47 Largeman! Oh, whoa!
00:14:52 How you been?
00:14:54 - Jess. How are you, brother?
00:14:57 I haven't seen you in so long.
00:15:00 Oh, um, basically the man
00:15:03 - What?
00:15:06 It's just like Velcro,
00:15:08 the Velcro noise.
00:15:11 - So how much did they buy it for?
00:15:14 Wow. So wh-what are you
00:15:17 Um, nothing.
00:15:19 I've never been so bored
00:15:21 Yeah. First month I went out.
00:15:24 But, y...
00:15:29 Someone got
00:16:02 Here you go.
00:16:06 Oh. No, thanks, man.
00:16:08 Really? I thought you were
00:16:12 - Nah.
00:16:14 Eat this.
00:16:17 Welcome home.
00:16:31 I guess I'll see you guys later.
00:16:35 Should we
00:16:37 Let's play
00:16:41 I'm not playing "spin the bottle."
00:16:45 - Or more importantly, how old are they?
00:16:47 I think.
00:16:49 Well, wejust ate
00:16:52 so what the hell else
00:16:55 Girl has a point.
00:16:57 - Fucking right.
00:18:06 - Hey!
00:18:11 Large!
00:18:18 - Largeman, this is Dana.
00:18:22 Hi.
00:18:24 Who's up?
00:18:54 Whoo!
00:19:03 This is gonna be a good night.
00:20:22 It's good, isn't it?
00:20:28 I always try to save a couple
00:20:31 but I never make it.
00:20:33 I always end up with...
00:20:35 a bunch of flake things
00:20:39 My mind wanders.
00:20:45 So, Tim...
00:20:47 How long have you been
00:20:50 Three years. B-But I've
00:20:54 You have to
00:20:56 I worked in the stables
00:20:59 When I started,
00:21:02 It hasn't been the same
00:21:04 But I really
00:21:06 Don't be modest.
00:21:08 Mr. Modesty won
00:21:10 - Congratulations.
00:21:15 What was it that happened
00:21:18 You had a thing.
00:21:20 - He got the shit kicked out of him.
00:21:22 How do you know? He got the shit
00:21:26 - I fucked him up too.
00:21:29 He only chipped one tooth.
00:21:34 So, uh, w-what are you
00:21:36 You're digging graves?
00:21:43 Mark's getting into
00:21:50 - Tim can speak Klingon.
00:21:53 - No, I can't.
00:21:55 - What the fuck is Klingon?
00:21:57 - Yeah, he can speak their language.
00:22:00 No, I'm not.
00:22:02 - Yeah, don't be shy, Tim.
00:22:04 This guy who plays the wizard
00:22:08 - Don't be shy. Tell them
00:22:11 Say what you said
00:22:19 You gotta be kidding me.
00:22:21 It means, "I like to
00:22:24 - That's not what I said.
00:22:26 No. No. That wasn't
00:22:28 This one means,
00:22:30 and also "Hallelujah,"
00:22:34 You must have got it
00:22:39 - Honey, that is good.
00:22:42 Well, I do. It means,
00:22:45 before I chop
00:22:55 Mark, he's a knight.
00:22:58 He's just a fast-food knight.
00:23:03 I should get going.
00:23:17 Thanks, uh,
00:23:19 I had a lovely evening.
00:23:22 By the way, it says
00:23:26 - Asshole.
00:23:33 In the spring...
00:23:35 the hungry gator must find
00:23:44 Did you tell Large
00:23:47 No, Mom. I'm not doing
00:23:50 - What are the tapes?
00:23:52 You can make up to
00:23:56 You should have seen the boat
00:23:58 He even had his own game show in China,
00:24:02 I think Mark would be
00:24:04 Ma, shut up about those fuckin' tapes.
00:24:07 Well, I'm doing it.
00:24:11 Because I know what you could be
00:24:12 Because I know what you could be
00:24:14 You know what?
00:24:17 I work my ass off
00:24:20 I'm only 26. I'm not in any rush.
00:24:25 Just let me be.
00:24:30 Okay. Then I'll
00:24:33 Fine. Do 'em.
00:24:36 Okay, then I won't
00:24:40 Except Large. Large, you can
00:24:43 Just don't bring
00:24:49 Shit! I got to go
00:24:53 Okay.
00:24:57 I love you.
00:25:00 - I love you too.
00:25:06 - Large, it was nice to see you.
00:25:09 Oh. Oh, you guys,
00:25:12 'cause I took the batteries out of
00:25:15 It was beeping all night.
00:25:20 She drives me crazy!
00:25:22 She gets all baked out and makes me
00:25:26 And you know what?
00:25:28 I'm okay with being unimpressive.
00:25:32 - Hey, what time is it?
00:25:36 I gotta go.
00:25:42 Hi, I'm Andrew Largeman.
00:25:44 - I'm really late for my appointment.
00:25:48 Okay, Andrew. I'm gonna need you
00:25:51 As soon as we're ready,
00:25:53 - Okay. Thank you. I'm sorry.
00:25:56 - Hello, Miss Lubin.
00:25:58 Just have a seat.
00:26:01 - Thank you.
00:26:27 How's it going?
00:26:31 Get off.
00:26:33 Get off.
00:26:44 Heel.
00:26:47 Heel!
00:26:54 Got any suggestions?
00:26:57 Oh, what?
00:26:59 - You got any suggestions?
00:27:03 Kick his balls.
00:27:07 Yeah, but I don't wanna destroy
00:27:11 Don't worry about it.
00:27:13 If I didn't kick them in the balls regularly,
00:27:17 But he's gotta be close
00:27:19 Not yet.
00:27:21 Here comes the lipstick.
00:27:23 Mrs. Lubin?
00:27:25 Okay. Come on, Arthur.
00:27:34 I feel so used.
00:27:37 Thanks for your help.
00:27:42 - I recognize you.
00:27:45 No, not from high school.
00:27:48 - Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
00:27:51 Are you
00:27:54 No, I'm not.
00:27:56 Cool.
00:27:58 Great job, man. I mean,
00:28:02 You're just as good as that Corky kid,
00:28:05 If there was some
00:28:07 you would win like
00:28:11 Well, thank you.
00:28:14 I have to fill out
00:28:17 - Right on.
00:28:23 My cousin's an actor.
00:28:26 Doubt you've ever
00:28:28 He was, like, on Xena once as a gnome
00:28:32 Thanks.
00:28:36 Oh, my God.
00:28:38 That scene.
00:28:40 where you give the speech
00:28:43 and your dad... oh, your dad
00:28:45 Aw. That was, like...
00:28:48 That was emotional.
00:28:52 So, you got
00:28:54 No. You know,
00:28:56 I can't believe
00:28:58 I mean, Jake's not
00:29:00 You can't really tell on Xena
00:29:04 but when we were little, he used to
00:29:07 renditions of Andrew Lloyd Webber
00:29:10 And they were awful!
00:29:13 Like, so bad.
00:29:17 It sucks, though, because there's not
00:29:20 Anyway, I'm talking too much.
00:29:23 I'll just...
00:29:26 What are you
00:29:28 The Shins.
00:29:30 - You know them?
00:29:33 You gotta hear this one song.
00:29:36 Oh, I'm sorry. You have to...
00:29:40 Conundrum.
00:29:42 - maybe listen while you fill out your forms?
00:29:45 Yeah? Okay.
00:30:14 It's good.
00:30:18 - So, what are you here for?
00:30:21 Waiting for a friend. You?
00:30:24 I, uh...
00:30:26 Oh, fuck, that was nosy.
00:30:29 I am so nosy. I didn't...
00:30:33 No, I just... I get these headaches.
00:30:36 Cool.
00:30:38 - Andrew Largeman?
00:30:40 - We're ready for you now.
00:30:43 - Thank you. Nice meeting you.
00:30:46 Andrew.
00:30:48 Nice to meet you.
00:30:52 Thanks.
00:30:55 Don't worry, Sam.
00:31:27 - Mr. Andrew Largeman?
00:31:30 - There's absolutely nothing wrong with you.
00:31:32 Just kidding.
00:31:36 I'm Dr. Cohen.
00:31:41 What can we do
00:31:44 Um, I've been getting these
00:31:47 Um, they last for
00:31:50 It's like lightning, like a surge
00:31:58 Lithium?
00:32:00 How long have you been
00:32:02 Um, I've been on some form of it
00:32:09 And the Paxil,
00:32:12 Depakote...
00:32:14 did they, uh,
00:32:16 No.
00:32:20 I mean,
00:32:22 It's recently occurred to me I might not
00:32:25 Only, I'd never know it because as far back
00:32:30 I left them
00:32:32 This is, uh, the first time I haven't had
00:32:36 You know that stuff will
00:32:39 - I can write you a prescription.
00:32:43 Have you discussed this
00:32:46 Uh, well,
00:32:51 Yeah. So I think he'd
00:32:54 He... likes to think
00:32:59 You know, our bodies are capable
00:33:02 when they're consumed
00:33:06 Uh...
00:33:08 I found my ex-best friend's
00:33:15 I couldn't get an erection
00:33:18 for example.
00:33:22 Wow. Um...
00:33:25 But I don't really think
00:33:28 I don't really feel like
00:33:32 'Cause all the lithium he's had you on.
00:33:38 Look, Andrew, uh,
00:33:40 I think you do need to find
00:33:43 That's something that should have
00:33:46 He knows better.
00:33:48 And secondly, uh, I'm in
00:33:51 whether you should stay on the meds or not
00:33:55 But my opinion,
00:33:59 is that, yeah, those drugs may help you
00:34:03 but sooner or later, if you're not
00:34:06 whatever's going on in your mind will find
00:34:10 - Are you all right?
00:34:12 Yeah, you're all right.
00:34:15 Come on.
00:34:20 I'll need you to take your shoes off.
00:34:56 So why were you
00:34:59 Charging.
00:35:02 - Do you lie a lot?
00:35:06 Enough for people
00:35:08 - People call me lots of things.
00:35:12 I could say no, but how would
00:35:15 I guess I could choose
00:35:17 - You can do that?
00:35:20 Whose bike is that?
00:35:24 It was my grandfather's.
00:35:27 It was the only thing he left to anyone
00:35:31 And I like it.
00:35:36 So this is the point in the conversation
00:35:40 - It is?
00:35:45 Would you like a ride home?
00:35:49 Fine. But I'm not
00:35:53 - Why not?
00:35:56 Anyone who rides in that
00:35:58 Thus, I will ride
00:36:09 - Whoa.
00:36:11 Okay. Holdin'.
00:36:17 My hair is blowin'
00:36:24 What, are you
00:36:26 My boyfriend was gonna
00:36:29 - But then he couldn't.
00:36:32 No. He drives a Ninja.
00:36:35 - But what kind of helmet is that?
00:36:38 - Anyway, how's your head?
00:36:41 Cool.
00:36:48 Are you doing
00:36:51 - Can you elaborate on "doing anything"?
00:36:54 He bought this mansion
00:36:56 and he wants me
00:36:58 But I don't want to stay very long.
00:37:02 I could just say I have to take you home
00:37:06 Wow. That's pretty damn
00:37:09 - I know.
00:37:12 - No.
00:37:14 No. Come on.
00:37:16 I'll tell you what, we can have like...
00:37:20 Like, when you pull on your ear,
00:37:23 And then I'll be like, "Oh, I got to
00:37:28 Can we have
00:37:31 If you want.
00:37:33 Okay. But don't try
00:37:36 'cause my step-uncle's a bounty hunter
00:37:40 You're such a liar.
00:37:45 Whoo!
00:37:48 Okay. You ready?
00:38:12 I'll be fine. Am I the first boy
00:38:15 No. But, um...
00:38:17 I lied to you before when I told you
00:38:20 - He doesn't drive a bike?
00:38:24 But, you know,
00:38:27 - Wherever he is.
00:38:30 Okay. So...
00:38:35 I mean,
00:38:37 About random stuff too.
00:38:41 It's like...
00:38:43 I mean, sometimes I hear myself
00:38:47 "Wow, that wasn't even
00:38:50 So how do people know
00:38:52 Well, I always feel bad afterwards
00:38:58 Can you trust that?
00:39:00 Open the door.
00:39:04 Okay.
00:39:06 Okay.
00:39:11 Kevin, down.
00:39:13 Come on. Kick him in the balls.
00:39:16 Mom!
00:39:18 All right! Everybody down!
00:39:21 Do you want to eat?
00:39:25 Kevin!
00:39:28 I'm so sorry. Wejust don't have
00:39:31 Who's got the time
00:39:33 - Mom, this is Andrew.
00:39:36 Welcome.
00:39:38 Honey, I asked you to get
00:39:42 - I forgot.
00:39:45 Luckily, I got Peanut Butter out in time.
00:39:47 We have to get
00:39:49 who can't figure out
00:39:52 There's a tin box
00:39:54 You can do the honors.
00:39:56 - It's nice to meet you. Andrew, right?
00:39:59 Andrew.
00:40:01 Samatha, put the clothes
00:40:07 So this is it.
00:40:18 - It's nice.
00:40:20 Don't say that just 'cause
00:40:23 I'm not. I'm not.
00:40:26 You guys are a little early
00:40:28 Yeah, we never got around to taking it down.
00:40:32 we figured,
00:40:34 Oh, my God. You're totally freaked out.
00:40:38 - You, like, can't wait to leave.
00:40:41 - It's very nice.
00:40:44 Sure.
00:40:47 - Hey.
00:40:49 Titembay, this is my friend Andrew.
00:40:52 - Hi. It's very nice to meet you.
00:40:55 - I'm sorry aboutJelly.
00:40:58 I saved some mac and cheese for you.
00:41:00 Thank you.
00:41:06 Anyway, I'm late for class.
00:41:10 - Very nice to meet you.
00:41:16 So here we are.
00:41:18 It's nothing fancy,
00:41:23 Uh, it's... Titembay, right?
00:41:26 Yeah, it's weird, huh?
00:41:29 You're running for the door. It's okay.
00:41:32 - Stop doing that.
00:41:34 The whole thing you just did. I wanna be here.
00:41:38 Trust me, my family is way more
00:41:40 Okay.
00:41:42 So, Titembay.
00:41:45 - Yeah, he's my brother.
00:41:49 Kind of. My mom adopted him
00:41:52 One of those "For the cost
00:41:56 Where she's like, "How can you
00:42:00 And we couldn't. We just couldn't sit there
00:42:03 So we start sending him like
00:42:06 but then I got really into ice-skating,
00:42:10 Then one day we get this phone call
00:42:13 And he's at the dry cleaners
00:42:16 And he's like, "I'm at Rutgers.
00:42:19 but I'm used to living with my tribe
00:42:22 And he's been living
00:42:25 Wow.
00:42:27 Yeah. I know.
00:42:30 You gotta hear his stories. He struggled
00:42:34 When I think of what
00:42:36 I just feel,
00:42:38 He's studying criminal justice at Rutgers,
00:42:41 he was one of those kids with,
00:42:46 Wow.
00:42:48 I mean,
00:42:50 Yeah, I know. I mean, that's a true story.
00:42:55 This is Tickle.
00:42:58 - What is Tickle?
00:43:03 It's all that's left
00:43:06 - Tickle's all that remains.
00:43:08 - Was there like a hurricane or something?
00:43:10 No, I mean, I've had this
00:43:14 It's what they brought me home
00:43:18 - It's like the Wailing Wall.
00:43:21 Uh, the Wailing Wall
00:43:23 It's like the most holy place
00:43:27 It's all that's left of this enormous temple
00:43:32 So you're like
00:43:35 - What?
00:43:37 - You are.
00:43:39 L-I'm Jewish,
00:43:41 I don't do anything Jewish.
00:43:44 But I don't know anyJews
00:43:46 TheJews I know,
00:43:49 - It's Yom Kippur, the Day of Repentance.
00:43:52 Did you know that most temples
00:43:55 so that on the one day of the year
00:43:58 they can actually make the room
00:44:01 I don't really
00:44:04 - Just Tickle.
00:44:08 - We're not gonna make out or anything.
00:44:11 I'm sorry.
00:44:14 - No, no.
00:44:17 - Oh, no, I hadn't planned on trying...
00:44:19 I am so lame.
00:44:22 I'm sorry.
00:44:24 That was dumb. And...
00:44:26 - You know what I do
00:44:34 I make a noise or I do something
00:44:37 And then I can feel unique again
00:44:41 So, no one's
00:44:44 No, not in this spot. No. You just witnessed
00:44:48 - It's refreshing. You should try it.
00:44:51 - No, come on.
00:44:54 Come on.
00:44:56 This is your one opportunity
00:44:58 that no one has done before and that no one
00:45:03 A-And if nothing else, you'll be remembered
00:45:07 This one thing.
00:45:12 Uh...
00:45:19 How was that?
00:45:21 Oh, I've done
00:45:23 So, uh...
00:45:25 So, uh...
00:45:26 I gotta go bury this hamster
00:45:29 Wanna help? Hmm?
00:45:43 - Wow.
00:45:46 - I mean, this is, uh...
00:45:48 It's not that we're bad
00:45:52 It's just, you know, we've had
00:45:56 Besides,
00:45:58 After you.
00:46:08 All right.
00:46:14 Sit down.
00:46:23 What are you
00:46:26 - Now?
00:46:29 - Right now?
00:46:32 Right now, I was thinking I've been
00:46:36 - What, dates?
00:46:38 Is this a date?
00:46:41 Funerals.
00:46:43 Why? Who else died?
00:46:47 Oh, uh...
00:46:50 That's why I'm home actually. I guess
00:46:58 My mom just died.
00:47:05 God, that's weird
00:47:09 My mom just died.
00:47:12 Yeah, that's why I'm home.
00:47:15 I'm so sorry.
00:47:17 God, I'm so sorry.
00:47:19 And here I am, like, putting you
00:47:22 Not thatJelly's like
00:47:24 I mean,
00:47:27 I'm so sorry.
00:47:29 No, it's okay.
00:47:32 I'm all right with it.
00:47:34 Anyway, I think it's
00:47:37 How'd she die?
00:47:41 She drowned actually.
00:47:46 Yeah, my, uh...
00:47:48 She was in a wheelchair
00:47:51 You know, and, uh...
00:47:53 I guess she was
00:47:55 and she must have
00:47:58 That's what they say.
00:48:01 needless to say,
00:48:03 that's how she...
00:48:06 When?
00:48:08 This was, uh...
00:48:12 Sunday.
00:48:14 Oh, my God.
00:48:22 Why are you crying?
00:48:26 I don't know.
00:48:29 Because... I'm not
00:48:31 It's just like...
00:48:36 You know, it's like...
00:48:39 It's so tragic, isn't it?
00:48:42 It's like real life
00:48:45 Anyway, let's change
00:48:49 Let's really bring
00:48:51 'cause what could be ruder than talking
00:48:54 when you're in the act of
00:48:57 - Well, what should we do?
00:49:01 You appear to be
00:49:03 Well, we usually
00:49:06 Okay, uh,
00:49:11 Didn't really know you, Jelly.
00:49:14 - Little trouble with the wheel but...
00:49:23 Jelly, you were
00:49:27 I'm sorry I forgot to take
00:49:30 I'm so, so sorry
00:49:34 Good-bye.
00:49:36 I hope that you liked me.
00:50:22 Holy shit! You scared
00:50:24 - Why are you always doing that?
00:50:27 I know. I've been catching up
00:50:30 Dr. Cohen called.
00:50:33 Yeah, I think I'm starting
00:50:37 - When are you thinking of leaving?
00:50:41 Um, you know, I got a lot of stuff
00:50:45 - Probably have to find a newjob, so...
00:50:50 Yeah, uh, how?
00:50:54 What are you
00:50:58 Uh, now's not so good. I told my friend Mark
00:51:02 But how about, uh,
00:51:04 - Okay. Then we'll talk.
00:51:07 We owe that
00:51:10 Yeah.
00:51:12 We owe it to her.
00:51:16 Yeah.
00:51:18 Good.
00:51:20 Sorry I scared you.
00:51:25 How could you
00:51:28 I was totally going to
00:51:30 This fucking guy.
00:51:34 This town is so messed up.
00:51:38 It's like in Brave New World.
00:51:41 Who wrote that?
00:51:45 Aldous, uh...
00:51:48 there's like Alphas and Betas
00:52:06 Huxtable.
00:52:09 Aldous Huxtable.
00:52:26 Andrew, would you like
00:52:29 - Mom, no.
00:52:31 She was so ahead of her time.
00:52:35 No, no, no, no.
00:52:37 Yes, you could have.
00:52:39 - You had a gift.
00:52:43 Let's just show him the "Florida Stars
00:52:47 - Mom, I'm asking you, seriously.
00:52:51 Oh, she wants you to see it. How could you
00:52:55 - Were.
00:52:59 - Come on.
00:53:03 - Honey, what are you doing?
00:53:06 Well, could we move
00:53:09 I want to show Andrew
00:53:11 But someone's been pissing on my GameCube,
00:53:14 It wasn't me, Your Honor.
00:53:16 The paw prints
00:53:19 Andrew, come on.
00:53:21 I can't believe you're
00:53:27 Look, there she is.
00:53:43 - You're the alligator?
00:54:10 - Here comes the double axel.
00:54:14 - Land! Oh, I mean, come on. Is she good?
00:54:22 - All right.
00:54:25 - Shut up.
00:54:30 - This is awesome, but we gotta go.
00:54:33 - Just wanted to show how talented you are.
00:54:35 My baby!
00:54:37 Go on. Get away.
00:54:40 Gimme a hug.
00:54:42 I love you so much.
00:54:45 - I love you too.
00:54:47 - Thanks for dinner.
00:54:50 - Mom! Come on.
00:55:01 - Good night. See you later, Tim.
00:55:04 Peace out, player.
00:55:07 I don't know. It was
00:55:10 Pretending
00:55:13 I've been so out of it lately, the only parts
00:55:17 That is not funny.
00:55:19 Oh, come on.
00:55:22 If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem
00:55:26 All right, so what are
00:55:28 Mm.
00:55:31 - I have epilepsy.
00:55:37 I, um...
00:55:39 I had a seizure at
00:55:42 And they told me their insurance wouldn't
00:55:45 - What's preventative covering?
00:55:50 Oh, come on!
00:55:52 That's funny.
00:55:54 I mean, I'm the only person
00:55:56 who isn't, like, putting out fires,
00:56:01 Well, what do you do? I mean,
00:56:05 What do you do?
00:56:07 I'm not saying I don't cry.
00:56:12 And I realize how silly it is
00:56:17 Plus, I look forward
00:56:20 Feels pretty good.
00:56:24 I haven't cried since
00:56:27 I didn't cry at my mother's funeral.
00:56:31 I thought of all the saddest
00:56:34 Like, things in movies, this...
00:56:38 There's this image from Life magazine
00:56:40 I just focused in on it,
00:56:43 But nothing came.
00:56:45 That actually made me
00:56:47 the fact that
00:56:50 - What do you mean?
00:56:53 Hey, Vagina!
00:56:56 Hey, what's up, guys? Uh, Sam,
00:57:01 - Hey.
00:57:03 Hey, nice to meet you. I'm sorry
00:57:07 - I didn't know you were here.
00:57:09 Nice. Let's get fucked up.
00:57:15 One, two, three! Whoo!
00:57:25 - What are you doing?
00:57:28 It's so warm!
00:57:31 Can't you swim?
00:57:33 Of course I can swim.
00:57:54 Dude, maybe you should stay on the steps.
00:57:58 You look like a wet beaver.
00:58:16 There's a handful
00:58:19 There's a handful of normal
00:58:25 You know that point in your life when
00:58:29 isn't really
00:58:31 All of a sudden, even though you have
00:58:34 that idea of home is gone.
00:58:39 I still feel at home
00:58:43 You'll see one day when you move out.
00:58:47 You feel like you
00:58:51 It's like you feel homesick
00:58:57 Maybe it's like
00:59:00 You won't ever have that feeling again until
00:59:03 You know, for... For your kids.
00:59:07 It's like a cycle
00:59:11 I don't know. But I miss
00:59:17 Maybe that's all
00:59:21 A group of people that miss
00:59:35 Maybe.
00:59:49 How about some
00:59:52 I bought a chair,
00:59:54 - Where is it?
01:00:06 Silent Velcro.
01:00:10 You lucky motherfucker.
01:00:13 I feel like if I had showed up at school
01:00:17 they would have sent me away
01:00:19 - Why did they send you away?
01:00:23 - They didn't "send me away."
01:00:26 I mean, they sent me away.
01:00:28 "Sent me away" sounds like
01:00:31 - There were no straps involved.
01:00:36 They sent me to
01:00:38 they thought
01:00:42 "Oh, are you freaked out?
01:00:45 - You can go. It's okay. Don't feel bad."
01:00:47 It's really funny.
01:00:50 Why would they think
01:00:52 You're like
01:00:54 - Want to know?
01:00:56 You're gay.
01:00:59 No. Drumroll.
01:01:08 I was the reason
01:01:12 I pushed her.
01:01:15 So there that is.
01:01:19 - Shut up!
01:01:22 - No. That's the truth.
01:01:25 It was just a complete
01:01:27 It's one of those things you replay
01:01:31 and you see how clearly it was
01:01:35 My-My whole life, she was
01:01:38 And... one day,
01:01:40 I was a little kid.
01:01:42 and I just
01:01:45 And... I pushed her.
01:01:48 And it was innocent.
01:01:50 - 'Cause...
01:01:53 Yeah! Fuck, yeah!
01:01:56 any other day, she would havejust
01:02:00 But this day...
01:02:02 on this particular day...
01:02:05 the door of the dishwasher...
01:02:09 had fallen open...
01:02:12 And it would just
01:02:14 That fuckin' latch,
01:02:17 It's really amazing how much of my life has been
01:02:22 But...
01:02:24 So, anyway, she, uh...
01:02:27 and, uh, hit her neck on the kitchen counter,
01:02:34 - Wow.
01:02:37 But your mom was in the wheelchair
01:02:40 Yeah. Well, I was nine.
01:02:43 So they sent me to therapy
01:02:46 that were supposed to
01:02:48 and I've been on some
01:02:51 And when I was 16, my psychiatrist dad
01:02:56 it probably wasn't the best environment
01:03:00 he sent me to boarding school.
01:03:02 - And I haven't been home since.
01:03:05 - For her funeral.
01:03:10 I can't believe the retarded
01:03:15 - Jesse?
01:03:17 Where's the sauna?
01:03:20 - I'll show her.
01:03:23 - No, you get her a towel.
01:03:28 Want a ride, sweetheart?
01:03:43 You're in it
01:03:45 - What do you mean?
01:03:48 I'm, like, working something out in my head,
01:03:52 And I'm lookin' at you,
01:03:54 telling me
01:03:57 you're definitely
01:04:01 I think you're right.
01:04:06 Okay. I mean, whatever. All right.
01:04:09 Let's just... Let's just
01:04:12 - Good stuff?
01:04:18 - What do you got?
01:04:23 - What you got?
01:04:29 And I like you.
01:04:39 So there's that.
01:04:49 I can tap-dance.
01:04:51 I would love
01:06:18 - What are you doing?
01:06:23 Fuck yeah. Those things
01:06:25 You have any idea how much
01:06:28 - Really?
01:06:31 I have lots of little investments
01:06:33 One day I'm gonna sell all of'em
01:06:37 So, like how much
01:06:39 - Which?
01:06:43 I don't know. Mint?
01:06:47 - Dollars?
01:06:49 It's too early. You don't sell 'em yet.
01:06:52 I'm gonna
01:06:55 If you have a complete set,
01:06:57 - So do you have the complete set?
01:07:01 The corners are bent on my "Friendly Fire,"
01:07:11 Now, look.
01:07:14 I got you a little
01:07:17 but, uh, I gotta kind of
01:07:21 - So can you give me a ride?
01:07:26 - What?
01:07:30 Say it. Speak.
01:07:35 I kinda told Sam I was gonna
01:07:38 - So, uh...
01:08:44 I can't believe we're in
01:08:47 I really don't want
01:08:49 We're getting money
01:08:51 - How do I look guilty?
01:08:54 - Oh, no. Benson.
01:08:56 - Who is that?
01:08:58 Hey, man. What's up?
01:09:01 - Holy shit!
01:09:03 - I haven't seen you since, like, junior year.
01:09:06 - I thought you killed yourself.
01:09:11 I thought
01:09:13 - That wasn't you?
01:09:16 - Who killed themselves?
01:09:20 - Oh.
01:09:22 - Tina who?
01:09:24 - She was anorexic, did gymnastics...
01:09:27 - How'd she do it?
01:09:30 I think it was sleeping pills.
01:09:37 - Uh, sorry, this is Sam, Karl. Karl, Sam?
01:09:40 - Hey.
01:09:42 - Uh, you two stay here. I'll be right back.
01:09:46 - Hey, weren't you on a TV show or something?
01:09:50 So, uh, you're like
01:09:53 Only for a little while.
01:09:56 Actually, I should
01:09:58 I'm lookin' for smart people
01:10:01 - I should get your number.
01:10:05 I'd like to talk
01:10:08 about a good opportunity
01:10:13 We all have dreams.
01:10:15 I'd like to talk to you about an exciting
01:10:20 - We gotta get goin'.
01:10:23 - Hey, I should get your number.
01:10:25 Well, I'll call you because
01:10:28 Nice to meet you.
01:10:30 Why is it always the losers that get
01:10:33 Why can't it be some charming, hot girl
01:10:36 - Is that what he's doin'?
01:10:40 Why are you buying knives?
01:10:43 - I'd like to return these.
01:10:46 - Actually, no. They're a gift.
01:10:50 - They're not sharp enough.
01:10:54 No. Not for what
01:10:56 - They couldn't cut cans.
01:11:00 No, but in the commercial,
01:11:04 - With these knives, I can't.
01:11:07 - Did you try it?
01:11:12 - I don't want them. They're not sharp enough.
01:11:19 A major loophole in the Handi-World
01:11:22 without receipts
01:11:25 So, how often do you go?
01:11:27 I hit every employee once,
01:11:31 Luckily, nobody stays at
01:11:34 - Except for Karl Benson.
01:11:37 - If you need money, I could loan you some.
01:11:40 - I'm making my own right now.
01:11:43 I don't take anybody's money.
01:11:45 I make my own.
01:11:48 The only thing worse than a favor
01:11:53 Let's go. I gotta see
01:12:38 - What is this place?
01:12:42 I think you can see
01:12:54 Oh, yeah!
01:13:13 I'm gonna fuckin'cum!
01:13:19 That shit was hot.
01:13:21 I gotta go drop some knowledge
01:13:24 How do you know
01:13:27 Of course she's
01:13:29 Girls who look like her do not
01:13:32 unless it's for
01:13:34 Well, Julia Roberts
01:13:38 - Who the fuck are you?
01:13:41 No offense, man. But why are you
01:13:44 This is the guy who
01:13:47 I brought you
01:13:50 - Could you just tell us where to go now?
01:13:54 What am I, a fuckin' birthday clown?
01:13:57 Suck it off the tap. And I need
01:14:00 - because that guy's holdin' my 39 bucks.
01:14:03 Hold up. Hold up!
01:14:05 Who here just
01:14:07 Raise you hand if you
01:14:15 Thank you! So everybody
01:14:20 Now. You know where
01:14:23 - Down in Newark, right?
01:14:26 It's at the bottom of
01:14:28 You can't really see it
01:14:31 Park your car at the gate
01:14:34 At the bottom of the quarry, there's this
01:14:39 He's the one that tracked down
01:14:42 I'll call him right now
01:14:44 Okay, stop. What
01:14:47 - Just be patient, man.
01:14:50 but it's my last day and you haven't
01:14:52 If you told me we were going on a six-hour hunt
01:14:55 If I was gonna get you coke, we would've gone
01:14:59 We would have been
01:15:01 I think we corrupted
01:15:03 - I'm not innocent!
01:15:07 I don't want this guy taking you to,
01:15:10 in the middle of nowhere to find, like,
01:15:13 or pit bulls raping each other
01:15:18 Wow. That's like the most
01:15:22 - He was protecting me.
01:15:25 - He likes me.
01:15:29 He's my knight
01:15:31 Don't talk about knights in front of Mark.
01:15:36 - I'm gonna kill that motherfucker.
01:15:40 Oh, you're fuckin'...
01:15:46 Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:15:48 Ow! Ow!
01:15:52 - Oh, my God.
01:15:55 I never even knew
01:15:57 I've heard about it. They were
01:16:00 Yeah. I remember reading about that
01:16:04 digging or something, and they break
01:16:07 It's like an underground
01:16:09 Now they're in some huge legal battle
01:16:13 Can you imagine the guy whose job it is
01:16:17 on some, like, geological phenomenon?
01:16:19 They love their
01:16:22 All right. Let's find
01:16:25 - You're not gonna tell us what we're getting?
01:16:29 I think it's gonna rain.
01:16:36 So this is it.
01:16:40 So knock! Knock and barter
01:16:45 Don't tease me about my hobbies.
01:16:51 Okay!
01:17:04 - Mark?
01:17:07 Come on in.
01:17:13 Oh, man. You guys
01:17:17 Make yourselves warm by the fire.
01:17:20 Okay? I'll be
01:17:28 Ah, I must say, I'm continually impressed
01:17:32 - continues to be weirder and weirder.
01:17:35 Oh, nothing. Just hangin' out on an old boat
01:17:39 It's hardly
01:17:42 Did you check out
01:17:44 Hey! This is my wife, Faye.
01:17:48 Hi! Welcome.
01:17:50 Please. Have a seat.
01:17:57 Man, it's really
01:17:59 - It just started pouring all of a sudden.
01:18:01 in a bad storm, I like to pretend that
01:18:06 Um, unfortunately,
01:18:09 - I'm not quite sure it still floats.
01:18:12 - Listen, would anybody like some tea?
01:18:16 Do you want some?
01:18:20 What is this place?
01:18:23 Well, we're calling it
01:18:25 No one really knows what it is because
01:18:29 Meanwhile, while they're locked
01:18:32 - to make sure no one comes inside.
01:18:35 But what they don't know is
01:18:39 So, how deep does it go?
01:18:42 You know... Thank you.
01:18:45 But I like to pretend
01:18:48 It's kind of an odd job.
01:18:50 - Guardian of an infinite abyss.
01:18:55 But we also trade and deal
01:18:59 I suppose it is odd that
01:19:03 - No.
01:19:06 Well,
01:19:09 Why? What is it that you
01:19:13 I guess I just like the idea
01:19:16 Of doing something
01:19:19 that's never
01:19:21 - "Albert's Abyss."
01:19:25 But, you know what?
01:19:28 None of that really matters. If I get to be
01:19:32 and our beautiful baby...
01:19:36 that's all I need.
01:19:42 Well, I suppose you want
01:19:46 Oh, yeah.
01:19:48 It took me a while
01:19:51 but I owed Diego huge.
01:19:56 That's it.
01:19:58 - Yeah.
01:20:01 Good luck in the rain. Um, do you guys
01:20:07 - Yeah.
01:20:21 Good-bye!
01:20:25 - Hey, Albert!
01:20:29 Good luck exploring
01:20:31 Thank you. Hey!
01:20:36 You too.
01:21:51 Whoo!
01:22:49 So, uh, I don't know if
01:22:56 Don't you want to know
01:22:59 To be honest, I don't even care anymore.
01:23:09 What is it?
01:23:13 It's my mom's
01:23:16 I'd be lying to you if I told you
01:23:19 But... I got it back to you, right?
01:23:25 This whole day
01:23:29 You didn't want it
01:23:32 It's better it's with you.
01:23:34 Okay.
01:23:40 Hey! If you ever need a Kato,
01:23:59 It's funny. This, uh...
01:24:02 This necklace reminds me of this really
01:24:08 I was a little kid, and I was cryin'
01:24:12 And, uh...
01:24:18 She was just like, you know, cradling me
01:24:21 I can remember seeing the little balls
01:24:26 And, uh...
01:24:30 And there was just, like,
01:24:33 And, uh...
01:24:36 She gave me her sleeve...
01:24:39 and she told me
01:24:48 And I remember thinking,
01:24:51 "Wow!
01:24:57 This is love."
01:25:02 "This is love."
01:25:06 Large?
01:25:09 - Shut up.
01:25:12 We should save it
01:25:17 Okay. Don't move.
01:25:25 We could put it in my scrapbook,
01:25:28 - That it?
01:25:34 Well, if you do, just let me know.
01:25:38 This was such a good idea.
01:25:41 - Who are you?
01:25:43 Tissue?
01:25:51 Come here.
01:26:02 Fuck, this hurts so much.
01:26:05 Yeah, I know.
01:26:08 But that is life.
01:26:11 If nothing else,
01:26:14 It's real.
01:26:21 To be honest,
01:26:33 How are you feelin'?
01:26:38 Safe.
01:26:43 When I'm with you,
01:26:48 Like I'm home.
01:27:33 But did not make it.
01:27:36 Dad.
01:27:41 - Come on in.
01:27:44 No, I was just reading.
01:27:47 Where have you been?
01:27:51 Everywhere.
01:27:53 Been on sort of a crazy journey
01:27:55 You've been avoiding me.
01:27:58 No, I haven't been.
01:28:02 Okay, maybe I have been.
01:28:06 I'm sure you can find
01:28:11 that you can be
01:28:13 But what I do not understand
01:28:17 All I ever wanted was
01:28:19 - That's all I ever wanted.
01:28:22 You always say that,
01:28:24 When was this time
01:28:26 'Cause I don't have it in my memory.
01:28:30 But I just...
01:28:33 You know, you and I need
01:28:36 if that's not
01:28:40 Well, we might
01:28:43 if you can forgive yourself
01:28:47 What I did.
01:28:50 Okay, let's-let's do it.
01:28:54 I'm gonna forgive myself
01:28:56 I was a little boy, and
01:29:00 That's what I think. That's what
01:29:03 And I'm not gonna take those drugs anymore.
01:29:07 I have felt so fucking numb to everything
01:29:10 And for that...
01:29:13 For that, I'm here
01:29:17 You always said all you wanted was for us
01:29:21 Maybe what Mom wanted more than
01:29:28 And for me...
01:29:30 what I want more than anything in the world
01:29:33 for me to feel
01:29:36 Even if it's pain.
01:29:40 Well, you're going against
01:29:43 That's a pretty weighty experiment
01:29:51 This is my life, Dad.
01:29:54 This is it.
01:29:56 I spent 26 years waiting for
01:29:58 So, no, no, I don't think
01:30:01 because it's
01:30:04 I see now
01:30:10 You and I are going to be okay.
01:30:19 We may not be as happy as you always
01:30:27 for the first time, let's just allow ourselves
01:30:35 And that'll be better, okay?
01:30:41 I think that'll be better.
01:31:04 What are you
01:31:07 - You're not coming back, are you?
01:31:10 - Of course I am.
01:31:12 You don't realize this is good.
01:31:16 In your life, you know?
01:31:19 We can work
01:31:21 I want to help you,
01:31:24 We need each other.
01:31:29 Is that true?
01:31:31 No.
01:31:36 Look, this isn't...
01:31:38 This isn't a conversation
01:31:41 It's... It's...
01:31:43 I'm not puttin' a period
01:31:46 I'm puttin', like,
01:31:49 Because I'm-I'm worried
01:31:52 if I don't go, like,
01:31:54 then I'm gonna fuck this whole thing up,
01:32:03 I gotta go. L...
01:32:05 Gotta go.
01:32:08 I fired my psychiatrist.
01:32:14 Look, I'm gonna call you
01:32:18 I'm gonna call you.
01:32:26 Look at me.
01:32:30 Look at me.
01:32:40 You changed my life.
01:32:48 You changed my life,
01:32:56 This is the beginning
01:33:01 But right now, I gotta go.
01:33:11 Come here.
01:33:28 Final boarding call for all...
01:34:28 Take your seats as quickly as possible.
01:34:42 - What are you doing?
01:34:46 - and then finding you once I figured stuff out?
01:34:49 Yeah. The ellipsis. It's dumb.
01:34:52 And I'm not gonna do it, okay?
01:34:55 This is life...
01:34:57 and I'm in love
01:35:01 I think that's the only thing I've ever been
01:35:04 I'm really messed up now,
01:35:07 But I don't want to waste any more
01:35:11 - Yeah.
01:35:14 - We have to, right?
01:35:15 - Right?
01:35:20 So what do we do?
01:35:28 What do we do?