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Garfield A Tail of Two Kitties
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NARRATOR: |
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in an English castle |
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there lived a pampered |
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- ( yawning ) |
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( bell ringing ) |
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All right, |
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Hurry! Hurry! |
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Come along, quickly. |
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Right, are we all ready? |
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NARRATOR: |
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than a life ofluxury. |
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Oh, did I mention |
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Good morning, Prince. |
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( yawning, groaning ) |
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Your tea. |
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( British accent ): |
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I have your favorite dish. |
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Carlyle log. |
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Ah, lovely. |
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( slurping, smacking ) |
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( moaning ) |
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( chuckling ) |
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Super. |
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Oh, it's good to be the king. |
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NARRATOR: |
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there lived |
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who thought he was a king, |
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but who ruled over |
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Meow. |
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( grunting ) |
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I'm the king of the cul-de-sac. |
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That's what I'm talking about. |
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jon and I have everything |
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Food in the fridge. |
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And don't forget lasagna. |
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That's right. |
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I want you to know, you're the |
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Let me sleep, please. |
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Before I met you, |
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I was incomplete. |
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Oh, you still are, really. |
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I guess what I'm |
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...will you marry me? |
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Eh? Marriage? |
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Well, this is kind of sudden. |
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There may be |
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Look, I like you, |
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Maybe as a servant, we could |
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So what do you say... Liz? |
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- Wait a second. Liz? Liz? |
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Liz is a girl. |
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No, worse. |
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- ( bell dings ) |
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Well, I think |
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Hmm, we gotta put an end |
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( romantic music playing ) |
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Time for a new DJ. |
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( stereo blasts ) |
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( singing ) |
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Somebody take my temperature. |
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Garfield! |
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( stutters ) |
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Whoa! |
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( music stops ) |
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Man, you have changed. |
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I can't have you messing |
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- Oh, I get it. It's her. |
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She doesn't like our music. |
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Whatever happened toJon? |
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- My metal-head guy. My dude. |
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You were so much cooler |
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Now stay here. |
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- So much cooler. |
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I suppose she likes |
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I suppose she likes |
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- Coming! |
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- Hey, Liz. |
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Guess who's going to be |
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for the Royal Animal |
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Siegfried and Roy? |
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- Oh, come on. |
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jane Goodall dropped out |
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because she's nursing |
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and they asked me. |
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I mean, it's gonna be at |
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on a huge estate. |
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Well, Liz, that-that's... |
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I am flying to London |
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- Can you believe it? |
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I mean, I have |
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Oh, are these rose |
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Yeah, well, Liz, |
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some important news |
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Uh... |
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GARFI ELD: |
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( clears throat ) |
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Excuse me, do you believe |
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I was hoping you'd say yes. |
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You have made me |
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- Uh... |
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- What's the news? |
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I finally house-trained Odie. |
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- Really? |
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That would explain |
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I have to pack. |
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I'm so sorry |
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But you know what? |
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I will send your |
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Okay, congratulations |
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Oh, oh, yeah. |
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They're lucky to have you. |
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( kisses ) |
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Bye. |
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Oh, I thought she'd never leave. |
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Garfield, you ate |
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Well, yeah. |
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What are you |
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Oh, never mind. |
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It's too late. |
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( belches ) Ooh! |
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Good stuffing. |
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Well, come on, cheer up. |
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- I saved you the wishbone. |
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Sure there is. |
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Return the ring and |
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Wait a minute. |
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- Oh, you poor sap. |
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- She'll be surprised. |
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- She'll be thrilled. |
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- She'll say yes. |
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I gotta go pack. |
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You moron. |
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This is a huge mistake,Jon. |
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One of your biggest. |
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Don't roam. Stay home. |
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Odie and I are not just coming |
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This is actually |
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jON: |
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( yawning ): |
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We must have been |
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England is no great shakes, huh? |
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I mean, the buildings here look |
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That is the kennel back home. |
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They'll never take me alive. |
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They're gonna |
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Yeah, yeah. |
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Garfield's never stayed |
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so I'm afraid |
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some separation anxiety. |
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No. |
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He's probably fast asleep |
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You hear me, warden?! |
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I have the right |
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Anything I say can and |
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in a court of law! |
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And I have the right |
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And if I can't afford one, |
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by the court! |
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Never mind! |
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I just broke out. |
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He likes a belly rub |
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And, oh, if you |
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a pan of lasagna |
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that would be great. |
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Oh, almost forgot Pooky. |
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Can't be |
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( barks ) |
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Oh, great.Just when |
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Look, why don't |
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and get your |
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maybe get a brain transplant? |
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( barks ) |
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Okay, go away. Beat it. |
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Hide beneath the wheels. |
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Agh! You're |
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Aah! Get off. Get off. |
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Get in here! |
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Okay, so you have |
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and you have |
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- Don't worry, I do. Bye now. |
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GARFI ELD: |
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jon won't mind if I repack him. |
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We're gonna need |
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( humming ) |
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( quacking ) |
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( quacking ) |
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( humming, screams ) |
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Aah! You savage beast, |
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Get out of here! |
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There's something |
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There's a duck in my pool, |
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A duck! |
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A duck, sir? |
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Filthy wild animal |
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What do you intend |
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I shall speak |
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Mmm. |
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( squeaking ) |
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Oh, by the way, |
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for the reading |
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Excellent. |
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In a few moments, |
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of this entire estate. |
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And from this day on, |
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things will be done my way. |
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( quacking ) |
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MAN: |
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of Lady Eleanor Carlyle |
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¡®¡®I declare this to be my last |
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which I make, |
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Keep still. |
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I've got a bad feeling |
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I can't watch. |
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If Lord Dargis gets the estate, |
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We're doomed! |
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Shh! Quiet. |
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¡®¡®To my devoted Smithee, |
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¡®¡®I make thee caretaker |
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¡®¡®Care for my beloved |
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¡®¡®as you have in the past |
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and you will always have |
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Thank you, Madame. |
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She's dead, Smithee. |
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¡®¡®The rest of my |
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¡®¡®my castle |
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I leave to the love of my life, |
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somebody who was like |
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Thank you, Aunt Eleanor. |
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Please let me finish, |
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I'm sorry. I always get |
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¡®¡®I leave all my worldly possessions |
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Prince the 1 2th.'' |
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- That's incredible. |
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Entirely without |
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This is what it says. |
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But I'm her nephew, |
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She can't have left it all |
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I, Prince, |
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( cheering ) |
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Good show, Lady Eleanor. |
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Oh, bless her heart. |
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Can it be? |
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Thank you, Winston. |
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The will clearly states |
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at Carlyle Castle and |
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of, uh... |
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- Fifty pounds?! |
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after what we assume will |
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you will receive |
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and your title. |
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But that fat ball of fur |
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Let us hope so. |
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The castle was built |
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by Lord Franklin Carlyle. |
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Now, the initial structure |
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MAN: |
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Yes, and where would |
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Oh, there he is! |
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- That's unbelievable. |
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Snap your photos. Unfortunately, |
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Hey, buddy, do you |
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I can't get a good |
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Greetings, all. |
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So glad. |
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May I remind you |
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Oh, relax, bro, it's not |
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We shall see. |
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( quacking fanfare ) |
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To all the royal |
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I give you the new possessor |
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Prince the 1 2th! |
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PRI NCE: |
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I pledge, from this day forward, |
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to rule my kingdom |
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And as long as I reign, |
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you shall continue |
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here on the bountiful grounds |
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Thank you. That is all. |
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ANI MALS: |
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Long live Prince! |
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I think that went |
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Don't you, Winny? |
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Sire, I hasten to remind you |
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that Lord Dargis has every |
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Oh, Winny, pooh-pooh. |
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I'm his favorite kitty-cat. |
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( grand royal theme playing ) |
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( record needle scratches ) |
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Hello, little Prince. |
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What a beautiful day |
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Oh, no, thanks, old boy. |
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You just run along |
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Hey! What the devil...?! |
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So it's hide-and-seek |
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All right, |
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- ( barking ) |
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...three, four, five... |
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...3 5, 36, 37, 38... |
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...96, 97, 98, 99, 1 00. |
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All right, fair warning. |
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Ready or not, here I come... |
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( Prince yells ) |
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Bon voyage, Prince. |
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( chuckles ) |
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Oh, dear me. |
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I may have misjudged |
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Perhaps he is somewhat |
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After all, this is not the way |
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( crow cawing ) |
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( rock music plays ) |
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( group singing ) |
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( singing continues ) |
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( singing ends ) |
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Oh, blimey. |
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( sighs heavily ) |
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Will that |
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Oh, yes, thank you. |
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Uh... thank you. |
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Thank you, sir. |
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Oh, wait, wait, |
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how do I look? |
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Lovely, sir? |
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No, see, I'm proposing |
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She's staying |
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I want to make sure I look... |
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Well, let's see now. |
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It needs a certain... |
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Ah! |
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May I, sir? |
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There we are. |
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- Hugh Grant. |
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Uh, oh, could you deliver this |
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Of course, sir. |
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Oh, and, uh... |
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and this. |
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Cary Grant, sir. |
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( knocking ) |
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jon? |
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Hey! |
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But, what are you doing here? |
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Well, it's just Fashion Week. |
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This is incredible. |
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I cannot believe |
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So you're glad? |
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Glad? I'm thrilled. |
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But London? |
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I mean, did you come all |
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Yeah, it's nuts. |
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In fact, I, uh... |
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I want us to be together, uh... |
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LIZ: |
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Come here! |
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( laughing ): |
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( gasping ): |
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Garfield? |
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That's the hello I get? |
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1 3 hours in a bag |
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Ooh, you know, they have |
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Don't let Odie |
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They might deport him. |
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Deport Odie? |
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Oh, I like this country already. |
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Oops! |
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( grunts ) |
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Okay, I'm gonna need |
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a room service menu |
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and in that order. |
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Anyone needs me, |
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I'll be in my office. |
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Where are my clothes? |
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Cool. |
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My very own cat tub. |
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( water splashing ) |
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( spitting ) |
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Gol-lee! |
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( cawing ) |
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( caws echo ) |
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NIGEL ( echoes ): |
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Could have just come down |
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All right. Listen up! Listen up! |
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I've got some good news |
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Which would you |
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ANI MALS: |
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Lord Dargis just threw |
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( concerned exclamations ) |
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Okay, give me the good news. |
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He was |
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( animals exclaiming ) |
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If he throws us in the river, |
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- You're ducks; you can swim. |
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Winston, I'm next in line |
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Uh-oh. This could get ugly. |
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I have here a list of new rules |
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WI NSTON: |
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Rule Number One: |
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entirely too close |
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We house pets need our space. |
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Oh, you've got enough space, |
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right between your ears. |
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- ( animals laugh ) |
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I command you, as your new king. |
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Look, there's still a chance |
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Prince may find |
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In the meantime, Claudius, |
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and find out |
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I'm on it. |
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I'll see |
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( traffiic passing ) |
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( Liz laughing ) |
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I want to do something |
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Okay, all right... |
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You're cold. |
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( barking ) |
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Getting colder. |
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You're an icicle. |
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You're frozen stiff. |
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Let's remind ourselves |
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It's a hamburger. |
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- A squeaky hamburger. |
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We take a walk |
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Excuse me? We ¡®¡®walk''?! |
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Then we stroll down |
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the incredibly cultural |
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( laughs ) |
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¡®¡®Stroll''? |
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And then, boom- |
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Aren't we about 40 years |
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too late for Carnaby Street? |
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( British accent ): |
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That's where |
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Oh. Well, then we |
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going to the British |
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( gags ) |
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Any cuter, I'm gonna need |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
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- I'm security, pal. |
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just protecting you |
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Garfield, you have caused |
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Now you have food, |
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Which one is he? |
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- Be good. |
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Be careful! |
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Oh, no. He's under her spell. |
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( barks ) |
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Okay, Odie, |
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It's not in there! |
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Prince! |
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( sighs ) |
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Where is that cat? |
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Prince! |
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Prince! |
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Prince! |
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Prince! |
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( gunshot ) |
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Prince! |
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Pull! |
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( gunshot ) |
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Sir, have you, |
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I can't seem to |
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Oh... dear! |
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You mean our little orange |
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Pull! |
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( gunshot ) |
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- Crikey! |
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The man's got a cannon! |
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And he's pointing it at us! |
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We're sitting ducks! |
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Careful, sir. |
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You wouldn't |
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the creatures, |
| 00:21:36 |
Run away! |
| 00:21:39 |
Of course not. |
| 00:21:40 |
That would make me |
| 00:21:41 |
wouldn't it? |
| 00:21:42 |
By the way, Smithee, |
| 00:21:43 |
I've a little errand |
| 00:21:44 |
Could you go to London |
| 00:21:46 |
and pick up my new suits |
| 00:21:47 |
Oh, very good, sir. |
| 00:21:56 |
Pull! |
| 00:21:58 |
( announcer speaking |
| 00:22:00 |
Can you imagine |
| 00:22:03 |
taking a nap on that table? |
| 00:22:05 |
just lie there |
| 00:22:10 |
In other news today, the |
| 00:22:12 |
returned from their world |
| 00:22:13 |
aboard Her Majesty's yacht. |
| 00:22:15 |
The animals are said |
| 00:22:16 |
a mild seasickness, |
| 00:22:19 |
the finest calf's liver. |
| 00:22:20 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:22:21 |
Must be sweet. |
| 00:22:23 |
¡®¡®My tummy's upset. |
| 00:22:25 |
Boy, I wish Jon was a queen. |
| 00:22:27 |
- ( knocking ) |
| 00:22:29 |
Okay, blockhead, time |
| 00:22:31 |
and catch up with Jon. |
| 00:22:32 |
First, let's |
| 00:22:33 |
before I eat your liver |
| 00:22:35 |
with some fava beans |
| 00:22:41 |
Sorry, we left |
| 00:22:43 |
in the bathroom. |
| 00:22:47 |
All right, |
| 00:22:50 |
for a goofy-looking |
| 00:22:51 |
They're not up here. |
| 00:22:52 |
I'm coming down! |
| 00:22:55 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:22:58 |
Hee-yah! |
| 00:22:59 |
jon? Jon? Jon? |
| 00:23:01 |
Where's Waldo? |
| 00:23:06 |
Take the picture. |
| 00:23:07 |
Take it! Take it! |
| 00:23:12 |
( guard shouts an order ) |
| 00:23:16 |
GUARD: |
| 00:23:17 |
Right face! |
| 00:23:19 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:23:20 |
Did you see |
| 00:23:21 |
who look like |
| 00:23:22 |
Oh, I know this drill. |
| 00:23:24 |
They won't crack up, |
| 00:23:27 |
Hey, Freeze-Frame, |
| 00:23:29 |
Hmm. I know |
| 00:23:32 |
No, seriously, |
| 00:23:35 |
Hey, Dry Goods. |
| 00:23:36 |
( blubbering ) |
| 00:23:37 |
Yeah. |
| 00:23:38 |
Anybody ever tell you |
| 00:23:42 |
That was effective. |
| 00:23:44 |
COACHMAN: |
| 00:23:45 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:23:48 |
GUARD: |
| 00:23:50 |
Hey, Odie, look, |
| 00:23:55 |
Hey, lady, |
| 00:23:58 |
Stuck-up little punk. |
| 00:24:00 |
Oh, I know she heard us. |
| 00:24:01 |
They had the top down. |
| 00:24:03 |
Odie? Odie? |
| 00:24:04 |
D'uh-oh! Odie, no! |
| 00:24:06 |
Don't do the |
| 00:24:10 |
The British are coming! |
| 00:24:13 |
Well, you made him |
| 00:24:16 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:24:18 |
It's so smelly down here. |
| 00:24:20 |
Hello? Someone help a chap? |
| 00:24:23 |
( grunting ) |
| 00:24:24 |
I'm in the sewer. |
| 00:24:27 |
This is hopeless. |
| 00:24:28 |
We'll never find Jon. |
| 00:24:29 |
Face it, Odie: |
| 00:24:31 |
- whether we live or... |
| 00:24:33 |
- ( tires screeching ) |
| 00:24:39 |
( sighs ) |
| 00:24:40 |
Prince, I've found you. |
| 00:24:43 |
Oh, dear. |
| 00:24:44 |
Why is it the weird ones |
| 00:24:47 |
and not the dog? |
| 00:24:48 |
Odie, help, please. |
| 00:24:49 |
- ( whines ) |
| 00:24:51 |
or a disinfectant, sir? |
| 00:24:52 |
I just got you |
| 00:24:53 |
a special treat: |
| 00:24:56 |
Odie, call a cop. |
| 00:24:57 |
I mean, bobby or jimmy. |
| 00:25:00 |
Never mind, Odie. |
| 00:25:01 |
There's a pie here. |
| 00:25:03 |
I'll be just fine. |
| 00:25:08 |
( barking ) |
| 00:25:18 |
( barking continues ) |
| 00:25:26 |
( whining ) |
| 00:25:28 |
( groans ) |
| 00:25:31 |
Dear heavens! |
| 00:25:33 |
That was absolutely |
| 00:25:36 |
But I'm alive. |
| 00:25:39 |
And... covered in filth. |
| 00:25:42 |
Here, here. |
| 00:25:45 |
I must return to my throne. |
| 00:25:47 |
- ( barking ) |
| 00:25:49 |
Oh, indeed. |
| 00:25:51 |
Seeing me in this state |
| 00:25:53 |
I've lost my bearings. |
| 00:25:55 |
You must lead me with all due |
| 00:25:59 |
But first, I require a bath. |
| 00:26:02 |
- ( sneezes ) |
| 00:26:03 |
Do you expect me to lick myself? |
| 00:26:05 |
Garfield?! |
| 00:26:06 |
Odie? Wh... What |
| 00:26:09 |
Garfield? |
| 00:26:12 |
What am I going to |
| 00:26:14 |
Do you know how |
| 00:26:15 |
if I lost you here? |
| 00:26:17 |
From now on, |
| 00:26:19 |
I'm not letting you |
| 00:26:22 |
Oh, dear heaven. |
| 00:26:23 |
Why is it |
| 00:26:24 |
always go for the cat |
| 00:26:27 |
Oh! Bath time |
| 00:26:29 |
Well, that's the best news |
| 00:26:31 |
The dog's not |
| 00:26:33 |
Where are you taking me? |
| 00:26:34 |
Is it somewhere lovely? |
| 00:26:35 |
Somewhere special? |
| 00:26:44 |
Mmm! |
| 00:26:47 |
Ah! |
| 00:26:49 |
Hey, Mario Andretti. |
| 00:26:50 |
You're drivin' |
| 00:26:53 |
and I've got an entire pie |
| 00:26:55 |
Don't worry, Prince. |
| 00:26:57 |
You'll feel better when |
| 00:27:02 |
- ( Rings ) |
| 00:27:03 |
Yes, hello. |
| 00:27:04 |
Ah, Hobbs, |
| 00:27:08 |
A terrible thing |
| 00:27:11 |
Prince is missing. |
| 00:27:13 |
We've searched everywhere. |
| 00:27:14 |
Prince is missing? |
| 00:27:15 |
- BOTH: Missing?! |
| 00:27:17 |
development, |
| 00:27:18 |
- don't you think? |
| 00:27:21 |
In the absence, or in this |
| 00:27:24 |
it can be quite |
| 00:27:25 |
confusing and disorienting |
| 00:27:28 |
let's face it, they have brains |
| 00:27:31 |
- ( Dargis laughing ) |
| 00:27:33 |
this seems |
| 00:27:35 |
I don't particularly care |
| 00:27:38 |
Legally, |
| 00:27:41 |
the title of the Carlyle estate |
| 00:27:43 |
Am I not correct? |
| 00:27:47 |
Uh, yes, very well. |
| 00:27:49 |
Good-bye. |
| 00:27:52 |
He's up to something. |
| 00:27:54 |
He's got some plan |
| 00:27:56 |
and I want to find out what. |
| 00:28:02 |
Ah, Miss Abby |
| 00:28:05 |
( chuckling ): |
| 00:28:07 |
Hello. |
| 00:28:09 |
DARGIS: |
| 00:28:11 |
such an interest in |
| 00:28:14 |
Well, my investors |
| 00:28:17 |
Cheers, dear. |
| 00:28:19 |
To a long-lasting |
| 00:28:21 |
To Carlyle |
| 00:28:26 |
Allow me to introduce |
| 00:28:33 |
What's this? |
| 00:28:35 |
State-of-the-art spa, |
| 00:28:36 |
meditation garden |
| 00:28:38 |
luxury condominium. |
| 00:28:40 |
( chuckles ) |
| 00:28:41 |
But what of the woodland |
| 00:28:44 |
Allow me. |
| 00:28:48 |
If you would... |
| 00:28:49 |
Oh. Very clever. |
| 00:28:52 |
No woodland, |
| 00:28:55 |
no barnyard area. |
| 00:28:56 |
Whoosh- gone! |
| 00:28:57 |
So what will you do |
| 00:29:00 |
Let's just say |
| 00:29:02 |
those we don't chase off, |
| 00:29:05 |
to the guests. |
| 00:29:07 |
( cackling ) |
| 00:29:10 |
I must alert the others |
| 00:29:23 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:29:24 |
I got a pie belch coming |
| 00:29:27 |
( loud belch ) |
| 00:29:28 |
( squawking ) |
| 00:29:30 |
Ah. |
| 00:29:40 |
Come on, Prince. |
| 00:29:44 |
Yeah, yeah, |
| 00:29:47 |
Now you can just call me |
| 00:29:49 |
...arfield. |
| 00:29:52 |
Wow. |
| 00:29:53 |
Get a load of this dump. |
| 00:29:59 |
Thanks. |
| 00:30:01 |
No pet door, huh? |
| 00:30:03 |
Holy cow, I can |
| 00:30:06 |
Mom?! Dad?! |
| 00:30:08 |
I'm home! |
| 00:30:11 |
Your Highness. |
| 00:30:12 |
You talking to me, froggy? |
| 00:30:14 |
It's me, |
| 00:30:15 |
- Winston. |
| 00:30:17 |
Warning: |
| 00:30:19 |
I scratch, and I bite. |
| 00:30:21 |
It's all right, sire. |
| 00:30:22 |
All is well now. |
| 00:30:23 |
You're home. |
| 00:30:24 |
- Home? |
| 00:30:25 |
What, retirement home? |
| 00:30:26 |
Where, uh, |
| 00:30:27 |
Is this an insane asylum? |
| 00:30:29 |
Am I being kidnapped? |
| 00:30:30 |
( laughs ) |
| 00:30:31 |
Your loyal subjects |
| 00:30:33 |
They need to be comforted |
| 00:30:37 |
Hey, trust me, |
| 00:30:38 |
windbag, there's no way |
| 00:30:39 |
I'm going to give a speech |
| 00:30:41 |
And then, of course, |
| 00:30:43 |
a royal feast. |
| 00:30:44 |
I think I'm just going to do |
| 00:30:46 |
See if that |
| 00:30:49 |
Oyez! |
| 00:30:50 |
Oyez! |
| 00:30:52 |
Prince the 1 2th |
| 00:30:55 |
( quacking fanfare ) |
| 00:30:56 |
Thank you, windbag, |
| 00:30:58 |
for that slobbering |
| 00:31:00 |
Hello, everybody! |
| 00:31:03 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:31:04 |
- Listen up. |
| 00:31:06 |
Is this an audience |
| 00:31:08 |
Okay. Great to |
| 00:31:10 |
at the palace. |
| 00:31:12 |
I look out and I see |
| 00:31:14 |
a sea of dumb |
| 00:31:16 |
I'm here in your country |
| 00:31:19 |
between, uh, you know, |
| 00:31:22 |
I live in and a girl who |
| 00:31:24 |
I know that whatever it is |
| 00:31:26 |
that you have, |
| 00:31:27 |
that produces this glazed look |
| 00:31:31 |
I hope you defeat it. |
| 00:31:33 |
I wish I could take every one |
| 00:31:34 |
Thank you. |
| 00:31:36 |
I killed. |
| 00:31:37 |
WI NSTON: |
| 00:31:40 |
I didn't realize |
| 00:31:42 |
What's up with Prince? |
| 00:31:44 |
Oh, he's on the catnip again. |
| 00:31:46 |
Hold on, chaps! |
| 00:31:48 |
What's the word, Claudius? |
| 00:31:50 |
Dargis is going to bulldoze |
| 00:31:52 |
and feed us to the tourists. |
| 00:31:53 |
Let him try. |
| 00:31:55 |
with these fists of fury, |
| 00:31:56 |
- Well, that's dreadful. |
| 00:31:58 |
Calm yourselves, everybody. |
| 00:32:00 |
We're all right |
| 00:32:04 |
Well, obviously that feline is |
| 00:32:07 |
He's not even the cat |
| 00:32:10 |
NIGEL: |
| 00:32:13 |
Wait, he doesn't have to be |
| 00:32:15 |
He just has to |
| 00:32:17 |
If he fooled me, |
| 00:32:19 |
But what's to stop Dargis from |
| 00:32:23 |
McBunny is right. |
| 00:32:25 |
We must protect this cat |
| 00:32:28 |
Our fates rely on it. |
| 00:32:29 |
jON: |
| 00:32:32 |
- Liz Arbuckle. |
| 00:32:35 |
Elizabeth Arbuckle. |
| 00:32:37 |
Listen, you dolt. |
| 00:32:39 |
Attempted murder most foul. |
| 00:32:41 |
I am Prince the 1 2th |
| 00:32:44 |
You there, with the wise |
| 00:32:47 |
Hello. |
| 00:32:50 |
Convince this man |
| 00:32:51 |
jON: |
| 00:32:53 |
Wedding party?! |
| 00:32:55 |
Think you can hold a basket |
| 00:32:57 |
Enough with the grooming, you dunce. |
| 00:32:59 |
My subjects face |
| 00:33:03 |
Dog, approach. |
| 00:33:06 |
We must plan my escape, |
| 00:33:08 |
and I'm relying on your |
| 00:33:11 |
( Odie growling ) |
| 00:33:12 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:33:15 |
New plan. |
| 00:33:16 |
( Odie whimpers ) |
| 00:33:17 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:33:19 |
I'm ready to roll. |
| 00:33:20 |
WI NSTON: |
| 00:33:22 |
You know, |
| 00:33:24 |
Your master, the one who's |
| 00:33:28 |
He's not leaving me. |
| 00:33:29 |
It's more of a... |
| 00:33:32 |
Garfield, your master's |
| 00:33:34 |
It's time |
| 00:33:37 |
Come on, I want to show |
| 00:33:39 |
Do have any idea what runs |
| 00:33:42 |
Yesterday's dinner, |
| 00:33:44 |
Royal blood, sire. |
| 00:33:45 |
You are the long-lost heir |
| 00:33:48 |
( chuckling ) |
| 00:33:50 |
You kill me. |
| 00:33:52 |
These are your ancestors, |
| 00:33:55 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:33:58 |
Wow. |
| 00:34:00 |
Like, I'm a royal cat? |
| 00:34:02 |
Well, of course. |
| 00:34:03 |
And anything you need is |
| 00:34:06 |
A flick of my tail, huh? |
| 00:34:07 |
So, if I said, drool |
| 00:34:09 |
- ( Winston panting ) |
| 00:34:11 |
How about roll over |
| 00:34:14 |
( whistling ) |
| 00:34:16 |
How's that? |
| 00:34:17 |
Nice. All right. |
| 00:34:18 |
Tough one:jump up |
| 00:34:20 |
( grunting ): |
| 00:34:21 |
You don't get up |
| 00:34:23 |
there, do you, fella? |
| 00:34:26 |
I give you your royal |
| 00:34:30 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:34:34 |
Even a king needs a catnap. |
| 00:34:36 |
Get up! |
| 00:34:37 |
Get down. |
| 00:34:39 |
Get up! |
| 00:34:41 |
Why do you think |
| 00:34:44 |
( echoing ): |
| 00:34:46 |
Are you all right? Sire?! |
| 00:34:48 |
( grunts ) |
| 00:34:50 |
The royal trapeze? |
| 00:34:53 |
That is how you ring, sire. |
| 00:34:55 |
You pull it |
| 00:34:57 |
- And what is that? |
| 00:35:00 |
Oh, I needed a playhouse. |
| 00:35:02 |
I've got a house |
| 00:35:05 |
Does this castle make |
| 00:35:09 |
Fits you like a glove. |
| 00:35:10 |
( farts ) |
| 00:35:11 |
- Ooh! Blimey. |
| 00:35:13 |
Well struck, sire. |
| 00:35:17 |
Well, you took that |
| 00:35:19 |
Shall we have a look |
| 00:35:21 |
Did I hear you say... |
| 00:35:30 |
( overlapping conversations ) |
| 00:35:34 |
Here we are. |
| 00:35:37 |
All mine? |
| 00:35:38 |
Every morsel, |
| 00:35:40 |
down to the last crumb. |
| 00:35:44 |
Okay. All right. |
| 00:35:45 |
You can just call me... |
| 00:35:48 |
( Garfield and animals singing ) |
| 00:35:56 |
( singing continues ) |
| 00:36:09 |
( singing continues ) |
| 00:36:31 |
( singing continues ) |
| 00:36:47 |
( singing ends ) |
| 00:36:50 |
Yeah, you can just drop |
| 00:36:53 |
( body thuds ) |
| 00:36:54 |
( tray clattering ) |
| 00:36:56 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:36:58 |
it's disappointing. |
| 00:36:59 |
Your doughnuts are dry |
| 00:37:00 |
and don't have |
| 00:37:02 |
and your coffee's so weak, |
| 00:37:04 |
I don't suppose, |
| 00:37:07 |
you could find time |
| 00:37:09 |
for a wealthy duke. |
| 00:37:10 |
( giggling ) |
| 00:37:11 |
Lord Dargis, |
| 00:37:13 |
As I am myself... |
| 00:37:17 |
( laughs ) |
| 00:37:18 |
Oh, don't mind me. |
| 00:37:19 |
I'm just an |
| 00:37:23 |
- Cat! |
| 00:37:24 |
Nothing, nothing. |
| 00:37:26 |
Nothing at all, |
| 00:37:27 |
Gosh, is that |
| 00:37:28 |
Time, I've |
| 00:37:30 |
flies like an arrow. |
| 00:37:32 |
Don't be afraid |
| 00:37:34 |
and bring some |
| 00:37:36 |
those lovely investors. |
| 00:37:37 |
We'll throw a party. |
| 00:37:39 |
Cheerio! |
| 00:37:44 |
Ah... Smithee, d-did |
| 00:37:49 |
Isn't it remarkable? |
| 00:37:50 |
I found him wandering |
| 00:37:53 |
as I left Willoughby's. |
| 00:37:54 |
Indeed. |
| 00:37:56 |
Extraordinary. |
| 00:37:57 |
And where is |
| 00:37:59 |
the little fiend... |
| 00:38:00 |
( clears throat ): |
| 00:38:02 |
Oh, I'm sure |
| 00:38:04 |
Well, I'll maybe take |
| 00:38:07 |
Make him welcome. |
| 00:38:08 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:38:14 |
Look at this room, |
| 00:38:16 |
Uh... how would you |
| 00:38:18 |
But, sire, this castle |
| 00:38:20 |
is centuries old. |
| 00:38:21 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:38:22 |
It's boring. |
| 00:38:24 |
And you know what's missing |
| 00:38:27 |
It's called fun! |
| 00:38:28 |
Fun? |
| 00:38:30 |
It's not that hard. |
| 00:38:31 |
You got to get |
| 00:38:32 |
at something |
| 00:38:33 |
Who-o-o-o-o-o-a! |
| 00:38:34 |
This is gonna end so badly. |
| 00:38:37 |
( screaming ) |
| 00:38:39 |
Oops. |
| 00:38:41 |
It was already cracked. |
| 00:38:43 |
( laughs ): |
| 00:38:45 |
does it, sire? |
| 00:38:47 |
Yeah. I like |
| 00:38:48 |
You just slide, baby! |
| 00:38:49 |
Whoa...! |
| 00:38:51 |
D'uh-oh! |
| 00:38:52 |
Don't worry about it. |
| 00:38:53 |
That one was cracked as well. |
| 00:38:55 |
Oh, I can relax. |
| 00:38:57 |
Oops! |
| 00:39:04 |
What the...? Ooh! Oof. |
| 00:39:06 |
Smithee! |
| 00:39:08 |
Get this thing off of me! |
| 00:39:09 |
All right, let's go try |
| 00:39:11 |
Good idea, sire. |
| 00:39:13 |
MR. HOBBS ( on phone ): |
| 00:39:15 |
I've got the deed and |
| 00:39:16 |
and I've contacted |
| 00:39:17 |
We'll be out there on Monday. |
| 00:39:19 |
Monday? |
| 00:39:20 |
But... but I need more time. |
| 00:39:23 |
More time? |
| 00:39:25 |
More time for what? |
| 00:39:26 |
Oh... n-n-nothing. Nothing. |
| 00:39:30 |
That'll-that'll be fine. |
| 00:39:32 |
Oh, very well, |
| 00:39:33 |
unless, by some miracle, |
| 00:39:36 |
We can only hope, Mr. Hobbs. |
| 00:39:41 |
( screaming ) |
| 00:39:52 |
What's the news? |
| 00:39:54 |
Dargis is sure to make a move |
| 00:39:56 |
The solicitors |
| 00:39:58 |
Right. Good work. |
| 00:40:03 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:40:05 |
That's high-grade |
| 00:40:06 |
you're tossing |
| 00:40:08 |
Beautiful, fellas. |
| 00:40:09 |
Hang the plasma |
| 00:40:10 |
right over the |
| 00:40:12 |
Sire, a word. |
| 00:40:13 |
jowls, my man. |
| 00:40:15 |
Guess what your |
| 00:40:17 |
all-powerful ruler |
| 00:40:18 |
has brought |
| 00:40:20 |
Oh, I can't wait to hear this. |
| 00:40:23 |
Don't tell me. |
| 00:40:24 |
A Renaissance painting. |
| 00:40:25 |
Foosball, you know? |
| 00:40:27 |
F-F-F-Foosball? |
| 00:40:28 |
What does he think this is, |
| 00:40:30 |
just because we don't |
| 00:40:33 |
doesn't mean we |
| 00:40:35 |
Yes, sire, but I feel |
| 00:40:38 |
Listen, Winnebago- |
| 00:40:40 |
when history |
| 00:40:42 |
and she will, I want |
| 00:40:44 |
as the ¡®¡®Party Prince.'' |
| 00:40:47 |
As you wish. |
| 00:40:48 |
You chaps know me- |
| 00:40:50 |
Right? But this cat is too much. |
| 00:40:53 |
( scoffs ): |
| 00:40:55 |
Oh, he's a disgrace |
| 00:40:57 |
¡®¡®My pillow isn't soft enough. |
| 00:40:59 |
My TV remote won't work.'' |
| 00:41:00 |
Don't get your knickers |
| 00:41:02 |
I know he's a pain in the neck, |
| 00:41:04 |
but we just got to keep him |
| 00:41:06 |
( quacking fanfare ) |
| 00:41:08 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:41:09 |
and fragrant subjects, please. |
| 00:41:11 |
Thank you. |
| 00:41:13 |
Briefly, I |
| 00:41:15 |
just hate 'em. |
| 00:41:16 |
Therefore, I decree, |
| 00:41:18 |
there will be no more Mondays. |
| 00:41:20 |
- What? |
| 00:41:21 |
Got it? Today is Tuesday, then. |
| 00:41:23 |
Happy Tuesday, everybody. |
| 00:41:26 |
Yeah, I think he's lost it. |
| 00:41:27 |
Like I said, |
| 00:41:29 |
we just got to keep him safe |
| 00:41:34 |
Hello, Rommel. |
| 00:41:36 |
Ah-ha-ha! |
| 00:41:38 |
I have a present for you. |
| 00:41:40 |
Prince's favorite pillow. |
| 00:41:42 |
( barking, snarling ) |
| 00:41:44 |
Sniffy, sniffy, Rommel. |
| 00:41:46 |
Ooh, bad pillow. Ooh! |
| 00:41:50 |
Kill kitty. |
| 00:41:53 |
( snickering ) |
| 00:41:54 |
Oh, what a clever boy. |
| 00:41:56 |
Eat the cat. |
| 00:41:57 |
Yum, yum, yum. |
| 00:42:00 |
I think you're ready. |
| 00:42:05 |
Uh-oh, here comes trouble. |
| 00:42:06 |
Eat the pussycat. |
| 00:42:08 |
Operation Feline Protection |
| 00:42:10 |
I'm on it. Hoo-hoo! |
| 00:42:18 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:42:21 |
( barking ) |
| 00:42:25 |
Oops. |
| 00:42:28 |
Bon app¨¦tit. |
| 00:42:32 |
Here, kitty, kitty. |
| 00:42:34 |
Come to Rommel. |
| 00:42:35 |
Where are you, |
| 00:42:40 |
Hello, Rommel. |
| 00:42:41 |
Eat kitty. |
| 00:42:43 |
No, no kitty, Rommel. |
| 00:42:44 |
But we have something |
| 00:42:47 |
No kitty? |
| 00:42:48 |
That's right: no kitty. |
| 00:42:50 |
Bring Lord Dargis's |
| 00:42:53 |
Pig, the trousers! |
| 00:43:01 |
Uh, trousers. |
| 00:43:03 |
Thank you, Sam. |
| 00:43:04 |
And now, Rommel, |
| 00:43:08 |
a nice tug of war? |
| 00:43:09 |
Yeah. |
| 00:43:17 |
Ooh! Lord Dargis |
| 00:43:19 |
next time |
| 00:43:21 |
( snarling ) |
| 00:43:22 |
( whistling ) |
| 00:43:26 |
Hello, Smithee. |
| 00:43:29 |
You're in good spirits today, |
| 00:43:31 |
Yes. For some reason I feel |
| 00:43:34 |
A burden, sir? |
| 00:43:36 |
What do you make of |
| 00:43:38 |
Hmm? |
| 00:43:39 |
Oh, very smart, sir. |
| 00:43:41 |
Oh, Smithee, I've invited Miss |
| 00:43:45 |
and it's extremely important |
| 00:43:48 |
Why don't you bring up a bottle |
| 00:43:51 |
And set out |
| 00:43:53 |
silver service. |
| 00:43:54 |
You know the type of thing. |
| 00:43:56 |
Very good, sir. |
| 00:43:58 |
( whistling ) |
| 00:44:04 |
ROMMEL: |
| 00:44:09 |
DARGIS: |
| 00:44:10 |
to Miss Westminster, please. |
| 00:44:12 |
Hello, Rommel. |
| 00:44:15 |
Did we enjoy |
| 00:44:16 |
our little snack, then, hmm? |
| 00:44:18 |
Trousers. |
| 00:44:20 |
Ah, Miss Westminster... |
| 00:44:22 |
Trousers! |
| 00:44:24 |
Care to pop over |
| 00:44:26 |
( screaming ) |
| 00:44:30 |
RUGBY FAN 1 : |
| 00:44:32 |
RUGBY FANS: |
| 00:44:33 |
Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! |
| 00:44:34 |
FANS: |
| 00:44:36 |
( all cheering ) |
| 00:44:38 |
- LIZ: Isn't this fantastic? |
| 00:44:40 |
Who ordered the pasta? |
| 00:44:41 |
- Oh, it's for the kitty. |
| 00:44:44 |
What gruel is this? |
| 00:44:45 |
( barks ) |
| 00:44:46 |
Quite right, old boy. |
| 00:44:47 |
They must have given me yours. |
| 00:44:49 |
Garfield, since when |
| 00:44:52 |
You do realize I'm a cat, |
| 00:44:56 |
You know, he doesn't |
| 00:44:58 |
He's probably |
| 00:45:00 |
I suppose I should probably |
| 00:45:02 |
to keep up my strength. |
| 00:45:05 |
Oh. It does have |
| 00:45:08 |
So, Liz, I don't know |
| 00:45:09 |
but I've been |
| 00:45:10 |
( fans shouting ) |
| 00:45:13 |
( laughing ): |
| 00:45:15 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:45:17 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:45:19 |
Never have I tasted its equal! |
| 00:45:22 |
Oh! |
| 00:45:24 |
Oh, Garfield, |
| 00:45:28 |
( laughing ) |
| 00:45:29 |
Please, sir, |
| 00:45:45 |
Oh! Does a Great Dane live here? |
| 00:45:48 |
It's a Carlyle log, my lord: |
| 00:45:50 |
a savory of liver and spleen |
| 00:45:52 |
served in a sleeve |
| 00:45:54 |
And you're supposed to eat it? |
| 00:00:03 |
Intestines? Spleen? |
| 00:00:06 |
I'm the king, right? |
| 00:00:07 |
Prince, actually. |
| 00:00:09 |
Same difference. |
| 00:00:11 |
WI NSTON: |
| 00:00:13 |
Great. Then feed this |
| 00:00:14 |
and just bring me a piping hot |
| 00:00:20 |
I'll see to it |
| 00:00:22 |
at once, sire. |
| 00:00:25 |
Now it says |
| 00:00:29 |
Ducks! |
| 00:00:30 |
You're supposed |
| 00:00:31 |
the flour, not sit in it! |
| 00:00:33 |
Don't yell at us. |
| 00:00:35 |
We're not the ones who drank |
| 00:00:37 |
( hiccups ) |
| 00:00:38 |
( singing ) |
| 00:00:46 |
Hmm. Carrots make |
| 00:00:48 |
and it can't hurt lasagna. |
| 00:00:52 |
What the heck is...? |
| 00:00:54 |
( egg splats ) |
| 00:00:56 |
That was close. |
| 00:00:58 |
WI NSTON: |
| 00:00:59 |
ooze in the tomatoes. |
| 00:01:00 |
Now stir the |
| 00:01:02 |
in a bowl and let the bowl... |
| 00:01:04 |
Okay. |
| 00:01:05 |
You know what |
| 00:01:06 |
Hold it |
| 00:01:07 |
right here, |
| 00:01:08 |
all you animals. |
| 00:01:09 |
What goes on |
| 00:01:11 |
( laughs ): |
| 00:01:12 |
the royal lasagna, sire. |
| 00:01:14 |
Unless you prefer |
| 00:01:16 |
Did you say ¡®¡®dish''? |
| 00:01:17 |
Lasagna's not |
| 00:01:20 |
It's a way of life, |
| 00:01:22 |
Man's one perfect achievement. |
| 00:01:25 |
What did the Indians serve |
| 00:01:27 |
Lasagna. |
| 00:01:28 |
What did Marie Antoinette |
| 00:01:31 |
¡®¡®Let them eat lasagna.'' |
| 00:01:33 |
What did Neil Armstrong say |
| 00:01:35 |
when he landed |
| 00:01:36 |
¡®¡®That's one small slice |
| 00:01:39 |
It's not a dish. |
| 00:01:40 |
It's the stuff of dreams. |
| 00:01:42 |
It's the food of the gods. |
| 00:01:44 |
It's what's for lunch. |
| 00:01:47 |
Yeah, well, the problem is, |
| 00:01:51 |
You just need a little |
| 00:01:53 |
( fast-tempo, |
| 00:01:58 |
Where's the flour? |
| 00:02:00 |
( caws ) |
| 00:02:01 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:02:02 |
One large mixing bowl. |
| 00:02:04 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:02:06 |
Thank you. |
| 00:02:08 |
( sneezes, sputters, coughs ) |
| 00:02:10 |
Much obliged. |
| 00:02:11 |
( group singing pop ) |
| 00:02:15 |
Sheba, did you remember |
| 00:02:20 |
Ladies... thank |
| 00:02:24 |
Strike. Strike. Strike. |
| 00:02:25 |
A little outside. |
| 00:02:27 |
Step on it, |
| 00:02:29 |
I need that dough. |
| 00:02:31 |
Yeah, we'll need |
| 00:02:35 |
( squawks ): |
| 00:02:36 |
doing in the kitchen? |
| 00:02:37 |
I demand you all leave at once. |
| 00:02:39 |
This is completely against |
| 00:02:41 |
Getting hot in here. |
| 00:02:42 |
Turn on the exhaust fan, |
| 00:02:43 |
PRESTON: |
| 00:02:45 |
Get away from there! |
| 00:02:46 |
( squawks, |
| 00:02:48 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:02:49 |
Proof more accidents happen |
| 00:02:51 |
than any other room |
| 00:02:53 |
Hey, where did |
| 00:02:55 |
All I see are magnificent |
| 00:03:01 |
Yo, it's lasagna, |
| 00:03:03 |
Taste that. |
| 00:03:04 |
Is that too |
| 00:03:07 |
( grunting ) |
| 00:03:09 |
One time. |
| 00:03:10 |
( grunts ) |
| 00:03:11 |
( group singing pop continues ) |
| 00:03:15 |
( laughing ) |
| 00:03:16 |
Whoa! |
| 00:03:21 |
Here comes the parsley. |
| 00:03:22 |
All right, bring it back. |
| 00:03:24 |
Bring it in. Bring it in. |
| 00:03:25 |
Bring it back, back, back, |
| 00:03:27 |
We need somebody |
| 00:03:29 |
Thank you. |
| 00:03:33 |
( sighs ) |
| 00:03:34 |
It's out of |
| 00:03:38 |
( inhales deeply ) |
| 00:03:42 |
( growling happily ) |
| 00:03:43 |
( animals exclaiming |
| 00:03:45 |
EENI E: |
| 00:03:47 |
Oh! |
| 00:03:49 |
That's a bit of |
| 00:03:51 |
Those Italians got it right, |
| 00:03:52 |
Mmm! Oh! |
| 00:03:54 |
Two cheeses. |
| 00:03:55 |
That is delicious! |
| 00:03:57 |
Yeah, not bad on short notice. |
| 00:03:59 |
It's beautiful! |
| 00:04:01 |
What'd I tell you? |
| 00:04:02 |
If you'd just let me be your |
| 00:04:04 |
Any more? |
| 00:04:05 |
CHRISTOPHE: Oh, one more piece. |
| 00:04:06 |
- EENI E: Oh! |
| 00:04:08 |
- I, CLAUDI US: It's mine! |
| 00:04:09 |
- I, CLAUDI US: Move! |
| 00:04:10 |
- Hold up a moment! |
| 00:04:12 |
That piece has |
| 00:04:13 |
Uh-oh. |
| 00:04:14 |
( all arguing ) |
| 00:04:16 |
Please, I command you. |
| 00:04:18 |
( glass smashing ) |
| 00:04:19 |
Leave room for dessert. |
| 00:04:23 |
DARTS ANNOUNCER ( over TV): |
| 00:04:25 |
A half-inch adjustment |
| 00:04:26 |
Oh, nearly! |
| 00:04:29 |
Oh, heavens, I fear |
| 00:04:32 |
to which I was supposed |
| 00:04:34 |
and yet I can't for the life of |
| 00:04:38 |
( giggles ): |
| 00:04:40 |
I do. It's great. |
| 00:04:41 |
Thank you. |
| 00:04:42 |
Let me see. |
| 00:04:45 |
I got to go. |
| 00:04:47 |
Are you sure I |
| 00:04:48 |
to this castle |
| 00:04:50 |
They won't mind. |
| 00:04:51 |
It's a Conservancy function |
| 00:04:54 |
I guess the woman |
| 00:04:56 |
was a big animal lover. |
| 00:04:57 |
You hang with the guys. |
| 00:04:58 |
Odie could use a walk, |
| 00:05:02 |
...some serious ab work. |
| 00:05:05 |
Anyway, I'll be back soon. |
| 00:05:07 |
Have fun, boys. |
| 00:05:08 |
My entire world seems to |
| 00:05:11 |
around napping, |
| 00:05:15 |
Still, I'm plagued by a vague |
| 00:05:18 |
Oh, well. |
| 00:05:19 |
Back to sleep. |
| 00:05:23 |
What is it, woof-woof? |
| 00:05:24 |
¡®¡®Castles of England''? |
| 00:05:26 |
Good Lord! |
| 00:05:27 |
There it is! |
| 00:05:28 |
Carlyle Castle |
| 00:05:31 |
Oh, brilliant, Odie. |
| 00:05:33 |
All this time, I took you for... |
| 00:05:38 |
Now destiny calls. |
| 00:05:40 |
To the battlements! |
| 00:05:41 |
Sound the horns! |
| 00:05:42 |
For king and country! |
| 00:05:44 |
Farewell, my loyal squire. |
| 00:05:46 |
The legend cont... |
| 00:05:47 |
( gasps ) |
| 00:05:48 |
What, ho! |
| 00:05:51 |
( screaming ) |
| 00:05:53 |
Garfield? |
| 00:05:57 |
Okay, sore bottom, a little |
| 00:06:02 |
Garfield! |
| 00:06:03 |
Now, which way is the river? |
| 00:06:05 |
( sniffiing ) |
| 00:06:06 |
I think this way. |
| 00:06:07 |
jON: |
| 00:06:08 |
Sorry,Jon. |
| 00:06:15 |
Oh, here it is. |
| 00:06:17 |
Now one needs |
| 00:06:21 |
- ( horn tooting ) |
| 00:06:24 |
Oh, it's an awfully long way |
| 00:06:26 |
and I shall, and I... |
| 00:06:29 |
( screaming ) |
| 00:06:30 |
Ow. |
| 00:06:48 |
Well, Miss Westminster, |
| 00:06:49 |
I have the papers |
| 00:06:51 |
We need only sign them, |
| 00:06:52 |
and it's on to |
| 00:06:54 |
Oh, that's wonderful. |
| 00:06:55 |
I would like to move forward |
| 00:06:57 |
just think. |
| 00:06:58 |
Bulldozers, paving machines |
| 00:07:00 |
busily transforming this dump |
| 00:07:05 |
You and I striding |
| 00:07:09 |
like giants surveying |
| 00:07:13 |
Two proud parents. |
| 00:07:19 |
I-I'll just check on Smithee. |
| 00:07:22 |
See if tea is ready. |
| 00:07:31 |
- ( quacking ) |
| 00:07:44 |
Filthy monsters! |
| 00:07:50 |
Come back here, |
| 00:07:51 |
Come here! |
| 00:07:53 |
Pigs, mark your man! |
| 00:07:55 |
( Grunting ) |
| 00:07:56 |
Come here, |
| 00:07:58 |
( Squeals ) |
| 00:08:01 |
You know what? |
| 00:08:02 |
I got two words for that guy. |
| 00:08:04 |
¡®¡®You're fired.'' |
| 00:08:05 |
If only it were |
| 00:08:08 |
( clucking ) |
| 00:08:10 |
Swine! |
| 00:08:13 |
Is there a problem, sir? |
| 00:08:14 |
Is there a problem? |
| 00:08:15 |
There's a bull drinking |
| 00:08:18 |
the pool's full |
| 00:08:19 |
and a pig just |
| 00:08:20 |
Yes! I would say |
| 00:08:22 |
I'll tend to it, sir. |
| 00:08:23 |
You'll tend |
| 00:08:26 |
And we'll have tea indoors. |
| 00:08:27 |
Do you think you |
| 00:08:29 |
Thank you. |
| 00:08:33 |
Oh! |
| 00:08:36 |
Has there been an accident? |
| 00:08:38 |
I'm afraid tea will have to wait |
| 00:08:40 |
Oh. |
| 00:08:41 |
( chattering ) |
| 00:08:50 |
He's about 42 |
| 00:08:52 |
He has orange fur, |
| 00:08:54 |
more like a burnt sienna. |
| 00:08:56 |
And he answers |
| 00:08:57 |
I-E-L-D. |
| 00:08:59 |
( typing ) |
| 00:09:00 |
Okay, |
| 00:09:01 |
well, fortunately, Scotland Yard |
| 00:09:04 |
So, uh, we'll put together |
| 00:09:06 |
a task force |
| 00:09:07 |
and, uh, turn all |
| 00:09:09 |
our resources and attention |
| 00:09:11 |
towards finding your fat cat. |
| 00:09:13 |
Really? |
| 00:09:14 |
No. |
| 00:09:15 |
( whines ) |
| 00:09:17 |
- Come on, Odie. |
| 00:09:26 |
( clanging ) |
| 00:09:28 |
Now, Rommel, |
| 00:09:32 |
Uh...? |
| 00:09:33 |
Me... Prince. |
| 00:09:36 |
Prince... me. |
| 00:09:39 |
Provider of food... |
| 00:09:41 |
Food. |
| 00:09:43 |
Right, governor. |
| 00:09:44 |
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! |
| 00:09:47 |
Yum, yum. |
| 00:09:51 |
Kill... |
| 00:09:52 |
Kitty! |
| 00:09:54 |
Attaboy, Rommel! There you go! |
| 00:09:58 |
Well done! |
| 00:10:01 |
Bad boy! Bad boy! |
| 00:10:04 |
( groans ) |
| 00:10:06 |
Smithee. |
| 00:10:08 |
How are you? |
| 00:10:09 |
Do me a favor. |
| 00:10:11 |
There's a good chap. |
| 00:10:12 |
So, what's on |
| 00:10:14 |
Uh... |
| 00:10:16 |
Are the solicitors |
| 00:10:19 |
It's nothing at all, |
| 00:10:22 |
Papers to sign. |
| 00:10:24 |
Incidentally, |
| 00:10:26 |
last have |
| 00:10:28 |
Holiday, sir? |
| 00:10:31 |
I can't remember. |
| 00:10:33 |
- Seriously, man? |
| 00:10:34 |
What an embarrassing |
| 00:10:37 |
I insist you have a week's |
| 00:10:41 |
Oh, I don't know. |
| 00:10:43 |
Oh, Smithee, I won't |
| 00:10:45 |
I can just see you |
| 00:10:47 |
fighting the wild boar |
| 00:10:52 |
Farewell, wind to your sails |
| 00:10:55 |
Well, then... |
| 00:10:57 |
thank you... sir. |
| 00:11:04 |
( indistinct conversations ) |
| 00:11:08 |
jON: |
| 00:11:10 |
How am I supposed to find |
| 00:11:12 |
- London's really... big. |
| 00:11:19 |
I don't care about some |
| 00:11:22 |
I'm worried about Garfield. |
| 00:11:24 |
( barks ) |
| 00:11:25 |
Odie, you know what? |
| 00:11:28 |
¡®¡®Lady Eleanor of Carlyle |
| 00:11:31 |
to her beloved cat, |
| 00:11:34 |
Maybe someone mistook this cat |
| 00:11:37 |
Odie, come on. |
| 00:11:39 |
The Venetian crystal chandeliers |
| 00:11:44 |
by the Third Earl of Carlyle |
| 00:11:47 |
Over here, we have several |
| 00:11:51 |
by the Dutch master |
| 00:11:53 |
These are amongst |
| 00:11:55 |
to be found at Carlyle. |
| 00:11:57 |
( singing ) |
| 00:12:00 |
- PRESTON: Oh, hogwash! |
| 00:12:02 |
I tell you, this cat is |
| 00:12:04 |
WI NSTON: |
| 00:12:06 |
We're only doing what is |
| 00:12:08 |
PRESTON: |
| 00:12:11 |
I can't believe this cat |
| 00:12:14 |
he's actually royalty. |
| 00:12:16 |
Well, he does, and house cat |
| 00:12:19 |
Wha...? House cat? |
| 00:12:22 |
just have a little patience. |
| 00:12:24 |
Patience? Ha! |
| 00:12:26 |
This buffoon couldn't groom |
| 00:12:30 |
Buffoon?! |
| 00:12:34 |
( acoustic guitar plays |
| 00:13:34 |
Golly, this is without a doubt |
| 00:13:38 |
Huh? |
| 00:13:43 |
jon. |
| 00:13:45 |
Man, I've been such |
| 00:13:48 |
( sniffling ) |
| 00:13:49 |
I've lost my friend. |
| 00:13:52 |
I've got to find him. |
| 00:13:53 |
The original medieval kitchen |
| 00:13:55 |
on this site since 1 485... |
| 00:13:58 |
Yes, yes, it's big. |
| 00:14:01 |
Uh, Lord Dargis, uh, |
| 00:14:04 |
from the Royal |
| 00:14:06 |
Oh! By all means, |
| 00:14:09 |
That's my motto. |
| 00:14:11 |
Big fan of Free Willy, |
| 00:14:13 |
all the Free movies. |
| 00:14:15 |
Bravo! Now off you go. |
| 00:14:18 |
If you come this way, |
| 00:14:19 |
we'll visit some of the |
| 00:14:21 |
one of which... |
| 00:14:23 |
Hello. Welcome to |
| 00:14:25 |
Thank you. |
| 00:14:28 |
Well, that makes |
| 00:14:30 |
Did I mention how much |
| 00:14:33 |
Unless, of course, |
| 00:14:35 |
- Bye. |
| 00:14:38 |
Uh, one question, uh...? |
| 00:14:39 |
Liz. |
| 00:14:41 |
Ah, the same as our own |
| 00:14:44 |
- One question, Liz. |
| 00:14:48 |
What would you say |
| 00:14:50 |
one of my priceless |
| 00:14:52 |
to your conservancy? |
| 00:14:54 |
Um... Thank you? |
| 00:14:57 |
Mm! But how |
| 00:14:59 |
That royal sleaze |
| 00:15:03 |
Perhaps you would consider |
| 00:15:05 |
at the castle tonight? |
| 00:15:06 |
Nobody hits on my best friend's |
| 00:15:11 |
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Pinata-Head. |
| 00:15:17 |
( growling ): |
| 00:15:19 |
Me? |
| 00:15:21 |
Excuse me for one moment. |
| 00:15:23 |
- Sure, but... |
| 00:15:31 |
- DARGIS: Aha! |
| 00:15:34 |
- Your nine lives are up! |
| 00:15:36 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:15:38 |
Good Lord, |
| 00:15:42 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:15:44 |
Ah, Mr. Hobbs, |
| 00:15:46 |
just taking out the rubbish. |
| 00:15:50 |
GARFI ELD ( whimpering ): |
| 00:15:52 |
Okay, you got me. |
| 00:15:56 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:16:06 |
Dungeon. |
| 00:16:08 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:16:15 |
GARFI ELD ( crying ): |
| 00:16:20 |
and, and you're so strong, |
| 00:16:24 |
( Garfield grunts ) |
| 00:16:26 |
( lock rattles ) |
| 00:16:27 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:16:29 |
There's more than one way |
| 00:16:33 |
I'm not a royal cat! |
| 00:16:34 |
I'm a self-centered house cat! |
| 00:16:35 |
Hey! Wait! Wait! |
| 00:16:36 |
What, you think I'm going |
| 00:16:39 |
Uh-uh. No. |
| 00:16:42 |
I'm finally gonna have |
| 00:16:45 |
I'm gonna write that novel |
| 00:16:47 |
I'm gonna learn a couple |
| 00:16:50 |
and I'm gonna start a whole |
| 00:16:52 |
I'm gonna lose all this. |
| 00:16:53 |
Get myself |
| 00:16:55 |
Thank you! Yeah! |
| 00:16:58 |
Ha, ha! |
| 00:16:59 |
I love it here! |
| 00:17:01 |
You've done me |
| 00:17:03 |
Who's laughing now? |
| 00:17:05 |
( laughing ) |
| 00:17:08 |
( laughter fades ) |
| 00:17:10 |
( laughter resumes ) |
| 00:17:12 |
( sighs ) |
| 00:17:15 |
( grunting ) |
| 00:17:19 |
It's nice to get away |
| 00:17:23 |
¡®¡®Carlyle, 28 miles.'' |
| 00:17:25 |
Going my way? |
| 00:17:29 |
( grunts ) |
| 00:17:31 |
Piece of cake, really. |
| 00:17:33 |
jON: |
| 00:17:39 |
( barks ) |
| 00:17:40 |
Oh. Right turn. |
| 00:17:42 |
Thanks, buddy. |
| 00:17:48 |
I'm afraid |
| 00:17:51 |
Really? Well, then... |
| 00:17:53 |
let's make it official. |
| 00:17:56 |
Well, if we must, we must. |
| 00:17:58 |
Then there's the time |
| 00:18:01 |
and the time that I ate |
| 00:18:04 |
Hey, that's only seven lives. |
| 00:18:07 |
I got two more. |
| 00:18:08 |
All right, I'm gonna |
| 00:18:10 |
( stone scrapes, clatters ) |
| 00:18:13 |
Bingo! |
| 00:18:15 |
Winston and I have come |
| 00:18:17 |
Took you long enough. |
| 00:18:19 |
What, did you finally hear |
| 00:18:22 |
No, but we heard your tiresome |
| 00:18:25 |
( stone scraping ) |
| 00:18:28 |
Let's get you out of here, |
| 00:18:30 |
Winster. |
| 00:18:32 |
The solicitors are here. |
| 00:18:33 |
We have to move quickly. |
| 00:18:35 |
Huh. |
| 00:18:36 |
Uh, then we luncheon, |
| 00:18:39 |
Yeah, you can drop that shtick, |
| 00:18:42 |
I heard you |
| 00:18:44 |
How about the house cat part? |
| 00:18:47 |
Aw, all right, all right. |
| 00:18:49 |
So we weren't exactly honest. |
| 00:18:51 |
We had to do it. |
| 00:18:52 |
What would |
| 00:18:53 |
Save your breath, chubby cheeks. |
| 00:18:56 |
I shall abdicate my throne |
| 00:19:00 |
You were our only hope. |
| 00:19:02 |
The only hope of the hopeless. |
| 00:19:05 |
What do they want, blood? |
| 00:19:07 |
I have been eating and sleeping |
| 00:19:10 |
still not enough. |
| 00:19:12 |
Like I'm not as good |
| 00:19:19 |
Huh? |
| 00:19:25 |
Hmm... |
| 00:19:27 |
( Garfield humming ) |
| 00:19:32 |
Hmm? |
| 00:19:33 |
Hmm... |
| 00:19:38 |
Hmm? |
| 00:19:40 |
Blah! |
| 00:19:43 |
Hmm? |
| 00:19:53 |
( Garfield groans ) |
| 00:19:57 |
( glass squeaks ) |
| 00:20:00 |
( exhaling ) |
| 00:20:04 |
( Prince groans ) |
| 00:20:05 |
Aha! I so knew you weren't me. |
| 00:20:10 |
And you must be Garfield. |
| 00:20:11 |
How do you know my name? |
| 00:20:13 |
I've lived your life |
| 00:20:16 |
Yes, if ever a man loved a cat, |
| 00:20:20 |
Return to him, Garfield. |
| 00:20:22 |
Return to your home. |
| 00:20:25 |
Your Highness, you don't have |
| 00:20:30 |
Sire, thank heavens. |
| 00:20:31 |
- You've returned. |
| 00:20:33 |
The prince is home, |
| 00:20:34 |
It's the real prince- |
| 00:20:37 |
Yes, my friends, |
| 00:20:39 |
I have returned to you |
| 00:20:42 |
So, Winny, what exactly is |
| 00:20:46 |
He intends to level our homes |
| 00:20:49 |
O... kay. |
| 00:20:51 |
( clears throat ) |
| 00:20:53 |
Well, in that case, I decree |
| 00:20:56 |
and get our scraggy bottoms |
| 00:20:59 |
Perhaps to the castle next door. |
| 00:21:01 |
- Oh, boy. |
| 00:21:03 |
( sarcastically ): |
| 00:21:04 |
Brilliant. |
| 00:21:05 |
I am so fired up. |
| 00:21:07 |
You know, I have to believe |
| 00:21:09 |
I thought you were leaving. |
| 00:21:11 |
Hey, button the beak, |
| 00:21:13 |
or I'll stick that thing on |
| 00:21:16 |
Look, Lord Doofus is |
| 00:21:18 |
And what do we do to bullies? |
| 00:21:20 |
Well, generally, |
| 00:21:23 |
No, we don't leave. |
| 00:21:25 |
We stand |
| 00:21:27 |
Trust me, if you beasts... |
| 00:21:30 |
can bake a two-cheese |
| 00:21:32 |
you can beat Dargis. |
| 00:21:34 |
Well, do you have a plan, |
| 00:21:36 |
Tell you what. |
| 00:21:38 |
I would prefer |
| 00:21:41 |
And we have two plans. |
| 00:21:46 |
- Oh, teamwork. Oh, yes, yes. |
| 00:21:51 |
( panting ) |
| 00:21:54 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:21:56 |
( snarling ) |
| 00:21:58 |
Yeah, you girly girl! |
| 00:22:00 |
You're such a silly sissy dog! |
| 00:22:03 |
( barking ) |
| 00:22:07 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:22:09 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:22:11 |
( Rommel barking in distance ) |
| 00:22:16 |
- Sissy, silly dog. |
| 00:22:18 |
You don't move so good, bozo! |
| 00:22:21 |
( barking ) |
| 00:22:23 |
Uh-oh! |
| 00:22:28 |
Here, kitty-kitty. |
| 00:22:29 |
( panting ) |
| 00:22:33 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:22:35 |
- Oh, Mr. Stinky Dog. |
| 00:22:37 |
Hey, loco. |
| 00:22:40 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:22:42 |
Run away! |
| 00:22:44 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:22:46 |
Yahoo! |
| 00:22:53 |
DARGIS ( sadly ): |
| 00:22:54 |
I'm not quite |
| 00:22:56 |
any of us will ever |
| 00:22:59 |
Prince and Carlyle Court |
| 00:23:03 |
Sometimes, it's, it's almost |
| 00:23:07 |
his spirit was still... |
| 00:23:16 |
His spirit's still what? |
| 00:23:18 |
...still ro-roaming |
| 00:23:24 |
I wonder if you could |
| 00:23:28 |
Do you hear running water? |
| 00:23:34 |
I-I won't be long. |
| 00:23:36 |
He's a bit of a tool, |
| 00:23:41 |
( doorbell rings ) |
| 00:23:43 |
Yes? |
| 00:23:45 |
Lord Dargis. Am I early? |
| 00:23:47 |
Only just, Miss Westminster. |
| 00:23:49 |
Please, please. Please. |
| 00:23:54 |
I was just |
| 00:23:55 |
I wonder if you'd like |
| 00:23:58 |
( whimpers ) |
| 00:23:59 |
Make yourself at home. |
| 00:24:01 |
Have a seat. |
| 00:24:03 |
Thank you. Um... |
| 00:24:04 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:24:05 |
Oh! On the other hand, |
| 00:24:08 |
- Why? |
| 00:24:10 |
I can't smell anything. |
| 00:24:12 |
Oh, you never can, |
| 00:24:13 |
Next thing you know, |
| 00:24:14 |
you're salsa dancing |
| 00:24:16 |
- What? |
| 00:24:20 |
( growls ) |
| 00:24:22 |
( grunts ) |
| 00:24:25 |
MR. HOBBS: |
| 00:24:28 |
will we be starting |
| 00:24:30 |
Absolutely, Mr. Hobbs. |
| 00:24:32 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:24:34 |
( Dargis screams ) |
| 00:24:36 |
- What's the matter? |
| 00:24:39 |
- You screamed. |
| 00:24:41 |
Why don't you adjourn |
| 00:24:49 |
And now, I'll retrieve |
| 00:25:00 |
Where are you, |
| 00:25:11 |
( grunts ) |
| 00:25:12 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:25:13 |
Yoo-hoo, Mr. Fancy-pants. |
| 00:25:18 |
( groans ) |
| 00:25:20 |
Wait till I get |
| 00:25:23 |
Ha-ha! He's brilliant! |
| 00:25:24 |
( groans ) |
| 00:25:34 |
( groans ) |
| 00:25:42 |
GARFI ELD ( in Brooklyn accent ): |
| 00:25:44 |
I got two words for youse: |
| 00:25:46 |
Me. Yow. |
| 00:25:48 |
Come here, you! |
| 00:25:55 |
Oh, no, you won't do. |
| 00:25:56 |
I specifically requested |
| 00:25:59 |
( screams ) |
| 00:26:02 |
( Dargis groans ) |
| 00:26:03 |
( Dargis yelling ) |
| 00:26:06 |
Somebody get this thing |
| 00:26:16 |
Hey, bozo! |
| 00:26:17 |
- ( growls ) |
| 00:26:19 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:26:20 |
( screams ) |
| 00:26:26 |
Stupid, red-haired, |
| 00:26:31 |
Whoa-aah! |
| 00:26:33 |
( grunting and groaning ) |
| 00:26:36 |
Lord Da... What is...? |
| 00:26:40 |
What is that? |
| 00:26:41 |
- I felt a slight chill. |
| 00:26:43 |
I thought a simple wrap |
| 00:26:46 |
- There! |
| 00:26:48 |
There is absolutely no reason |
| 00:26:49 |
why you can't have |
| 00:26:52 |
to make you feel calmer |
| 00:26:55 |
Wait in the room. |
| 00:26:58 |
Stupid cat! |
| 00:26:59 |
Nobody makes an idiot out of me. |
| 00:27:03 |
( grunting ) |
| 00:27:06 |
( whimpers, body thuds ) |
| 00:27:09 |
( visor squeaks ) |
| 00:27:10 |
Oopsie-daisy. |
| 00:27:12 |
Medic! |
| 00:27:13 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:27:15 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:27:17 |
Never seen a welcome mat |
| 00:27:19 |
( grunts ) |
| 00:27:22 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:27:24 |
DARGIS: |
| 00:27:26 |
( chickens clucking ) |
| 00:27:33 |
- ( ducks quacking ) |
| 00:27:40 |
( taunting blubber ) |
| 00:27:42 |
( panting and grunting ) |
| 00:27:45 |
Ooh! |
| 00:27:48 |
( panting ) |
| 00:27:50 |
( grunting ) |
| 00:27:52 |
( gasping ) |
| 00:27:53 |
ROMMEL: |
| 00:27:55 |
( Dargis screams ) |
| 00:27:57 |
( barking ) |
| 00:27:59 |
( Dargis screams ) |
| 00:28:01 |
( barking ) |
| 00:28:03 |
- Trousers! |
| 00:28:05 |
( gasps ) |
| 00:28:16 |
McBUNNY: |
| 00:28:17 |
DARGIS ( mumbling ): |
| 00:28:18 |
Pull! |
| 00:28:19 |
- Take that! |
| 00:28:23 |
- And that! |
| 00:28:25 |
- Down a bit. Down a bit. Up. |
| 00:28:29 |
( grunting ) |
| 00:28:31 |
Good Lord, it's a conspiracy! |
| 00:28:33 |
( Rommel barks in distance ) |
| 00:28:35 |
( barking ) |
| 00:28:38 |
Oh, dear. |
| 00:28:39 |
Trousers! |
| 00:28:42 |
DARGIS ( echoing ): |
| 00:28:46 |
jON: |
| 00:28:49 |
Is that Carlyle Castle? |
| 00:28:51 |
It is. |
| 00:28:52 |
Maybe you can help me. |
| 00:28:53 |
Have you seen a cat |
| 00:28:56 |
Ah, yeah... that's Prince, |
| 00:29:00 |
the cat of Carlyle. |
| 00:29:01 |
( whimpers ) |
| 00:29:03 |
It's also Garfield, |
| 00:29:05 |
Do you mean to say, |
| 00:29:07 |
that's Prince's doppelganger? |
| 00:29:08 |
No, I'm saying |
| 00:29:11 |
And there's a chance |
| 00:29:13 |
I see. |
| 00:29:18 |
There you are, man. |
| 00:29:20 |
Good God! What happened |
| 00:29:24 |
Indeed, it's been |
| 00:29:29 |
Mr. Dargis, I demand |
| 00:29:30 |
( voice cracking ): |
| 00:29:33 |
The cat just won't die. |
| 00:29:36 |
What did you say? |
| 00:29:38 |
You will sign the deeds |
| 00:29:43 |
Oh, my! |
| 00:29:44 |
Mr. Hobbs, you were right. |
| 00:29:46 |
Lord Dargis was willing |
| 00:29:48 |
to get the estate. |
| 00:29:49 |
I can see you're busy. |
| 00:29:51 |
Uh! Young lady. |
| 00:29:54 |
Get over there. |
| 00:29:57 |
Traitoress. You were working |
| 00:30:04 |
jON: |
| 00:30:07 |
Odie! |
| 00:30:08 |
DARGIS: |
| 00:30:11 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:30:13 |
Sorry I'm late. |
| 00:30:15 |
Well, it's Prince, |
| 00:30:18 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:30:19 |
All this running-for-my-life |
| 00:30:22 |
What say we break for lunch, |
| 00:30:23 |
take a quick nap |
| 00:30:25 |
Sound good? |
| 00:30:26 |
There are two |
| 00:30:29 |
For those keeping score |
| 00:30:33 |
MR. HOBBS: |
| 00:30:35 |
- HOBBS: Two cats?! |
| 00:30:37 |
I have plenty of ammunition. |
| 00:30:38 |
- Aah! |
| 00:30:42 |
Something's biting me! |
| 00:30:45 |
( screaming ) |
| 00:30:48 |
( growling ) |
| 00:30:50 |
Odie, let him go! |
| 00:30:52 |
Help! Oh! |
| 00:30:53 |
Your lunatic dog |
| 00:30:56 |
( laughter ) |
| 00:30:58 |
All right. |
| 00:31:02 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:31:04 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:31:06 |
I'll go quietly. |
| 00:31:08 |
jon? |
| 00:31:09 |
- Liz? |
| 00:31:11 |
Well, hello, my dear. |
| 00:31:13 |
Hello. |
| 00:31:14 |
And not a moment too soon. |
| 00:31:17 |
- ( gasping ) |
| 00:31:19 |
Is this part of the tour? |
| 00:31:21 |
- Let her go. |
| 00:31:23 |
Now if you'll be so kind... |
| 00:31:24 |
Okay, stay calm. |
| 00:31:28 |
Mr. Hobbs, the papers, please. |
| 00:31:30 |
I've seen enough. |
| 00:31:32 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:31:33 |
Oi! I'm a ferret. |
| 00:31:35 |
And I mean business... |
| 00:31:36 |
Ooh... ( screams ) |
| 00:31:39 |
NIGEL: |
| 00:31:40 |
Ooh, on second thought, |
| 00:31:43 |
Aah! Good Lord! |
| 00:31:44 |
There's a wild animal |
| 00:31:47 |
( grunts ) |
| 00:31:49 |
( whimpers, body thuds ) |
| 00:31:52 |
Hoo-dee-doo-dee-doo. |
| 00:31:53 |
Uh, who's next then, eh? |
| 00:31:55 |
Glass jaw. |
| 00:31:57 |
He can dish it out, |
| 00:31:59 |
That was amazing! |
| 00:32:00 |
Are-Are you okay? |
| 00:32:02 |
Yeah, I... |
| 00:32:05 |
PRESTON: |
| 00:32:07 |
I was rooting for you |
| 00:32:09 |
Did you hear something? |
| 00:32:10 |
Yes, one did. |
| 00:32:11 |
I'm here to discuss |
| 00:32:14 |
SMITHEE: |
| 00:32:15 |
Come along. |
| 00:32:18 |
Oh... It was the animals, |
| 00:32:21 |
Plotting, planning, |
| 00:32:24 |
I assume that |
| 00:32:26 |
Smithee. |
| 00:32:29 |
Smithee! |
| 00:32:31 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:32:33 |
You're a hero |
| 00:32:35 |
Whoa. There are |
| 00:32:37 |
Well, how can you |
| 00:32:40 |
Oh, you forgot imbecile. |
| 00:32:42 |
- That's Garfield. |
| 00:32:44 |
Liz, I've been... |
| 00:32:46 |
I've been trying |
| 00:32:47 |
to ask you something |
| 00:32:49 |
- Uh-huh. |
| 00:32:55 |
Oh, come on... |
| 00:32:57 |
( mumbling ): |
| 00:33:07 |
Thanks, pal. |
| 00:33:12 |
Liz, will you marry me? |
| 00:33:13 |
( sighs happily ) |
| 00:33:14 |
Yes. |
| 00:33:18 |
Aw... |
| 00:33:21 |
You know a dog's mouth |
| 00:33:24 |
- ( rock beat plays ) |
| 00:33:27 |
( group singing pop ) |
| 00:33:30 |
( animals cheering ) |
| 00:33:35 |
Hooray! |
| 00:33:37 |
McBUNNY: |
| 00:33:39 |
Hooray! |
| 00:33:41 |
Go, Garfield. |
| 00:33:43 |
That's right. Come on! |
| 00:33:44 |
Do you do |
| 00:33:46 |
It goes like this. |
| 00:33:48 |
( chuckling ) |
| 00:33:49 |
Can you do this? |
| 00:33:52 |
Oh, boogaloo. |
| 00:33:53 |
( chuckles ) |
| 00:33:55 |
( chuckling ): |
| 00:33:57 |
Bust a move, man. |
| 00:34:00 |
No, it's something |
| 00:34:02 |
PRI NCE: |
| 00:34:06 |
I leave you |
| 00:34:09 |
Cannonball! |
| 00:34:12 |
( animals groaning ) |
| 00:34:15 |
( moos ) |
| 00:34:16 |
( bleating ) |
| 00:34:18 |
( animals chatting excitedly ) |
| 00:34:22 |
Brilliant party, sire. |
| 00:34:24 |
GARFI ELD: |
| 00:34:27 |
the great ones party. |
| 00:34:29 |
( grunting ) |
| 00:34:32 |
( Odie barking ) |
| 00:34:35 |
( bleating ) |
| 00:34:37 |
Who wants to play |
| 00:34:39 |
HOGS: |
| 00:34:40 |
I refuse to partake in this |
| 00:34:44 |
Oh! Those nuts look good. |
| 00:34:46 |
Get a load of this! |
| 00:34:47 |
Bombs away...! |
| 00:34:50 |
I love this pond. |
| 00:34:52 |
We rule the pool, goosey. |
| 00:34:54 |
Give me some feathers! |
| 00:34:56 |
( group singing pop continues ) |
| 00:35:07 |
GARFI ELD ( chuckling ): |
| 00:35:11 |
Thank you. |
| 00:35:12 |
Oh, you're so kind. |
| 00:35:15 |
( Odie barks ) |
| 00:35:20 |
Odie, could you |
| 00:35:24 |
It's good to be king. |
| 00:35:27 |
( group singing pop continues ) |
| 00:35:49 |
( group singing pop continues ) |
| 00:36:00 |
( song ends ) |
| 00:36:02 |
( mid-tempo rock beat plays ) |
| 00:36:10 |
( man singing ) |
| 00:36:25 |
( woman vocalizing ) |
| 00:36:27 |
( man singing ) |
| 00:36:53 |
( woman vocalizing ) |
| 00:37:10 |
( man singing ) |
| 00:37:35 |
( woman vocalizing ) |
| 00:37:46 |
( man singing ) |
| 00:38:03 |
( woman vocalizing ) |
| 00:38:16 |
( song ends ) |
| 00:38:18 |
( fast-tempo surf guitar |
