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Garfield s Fun Fest
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NARRATOR: A long, long time ago, |
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on a magical pond, |
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there lived a frog named Freddy. |
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Freddy was no ordinary frog. |
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(CROAKS) |
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Okay, he was sort of ordinary. |
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Freddy was the first funny frog. |
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Not only was he the first funny frog, |
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Not even clowns were funny back then. |
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Clowns were teachers and lawyers |
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Just regular folks, like you and me. |
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(NOSE HONKING) |
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Soon Freddy was playing |
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The creatures loved Freddy, |
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and they wanted to be funny like him, |
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but, alas, they didn't know |
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One brave bear cub stepped forward, |
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conjecturing that the pond water |
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He took a sip, and he became funny. |
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Soon creatures came from far and wide |
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They loved the good feeling they had |
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Life seemed so much more manageable |
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Thus was the story |
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JON: Garfield! Odie! Breakfast. |
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And they all lived happily ever after. |
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(PUZZLED GROWL) |
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(DISMISSIVE GRUNT) |
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Why is it so dark in here? |
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ODIE: Huh? |
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(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) |
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Work it. |
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Good morning, boys! |
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(ODIE BARKING) |
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(WHOOPING) |
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(WHOOPING) |
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(LAUGHS) |
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Am I supposed to eat those? |
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Come on! Cheer up. |
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Jon, it's morning. |
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Get with the program, big guy. |
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- I know. |
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I know. |
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(MUSIC STOPS) |
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All right, Mr. Grumpy. |
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Bet you can't guess what |
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(HUMMING) |
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That same dance routine |
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The same dance routine |
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but this year, I feel it, |
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Jon, that might have had |
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if it weren't for the whole |
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disco is dead thing. |
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(ODIE GIGGLES) |
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(JON CLEARS THROAT) |
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Okay, laugh, you guys. |
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At least I'm putting some effort into it, |
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Relax. Who wins every year? |
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Let's see. |
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(EXCLAIMS) I do. |
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Arlene and I will knock 'em dead |
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You know what? |
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You should forget the stand-up |
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She's wanted to do that for years! |
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Jon, read my lips. |
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Okay. |
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What are you doing this year, Odie? |
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(GRUNTING) |
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BOTH: Hmm. |
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(EXCLAIMS) |
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(ODIE CHUCKLES) |
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(GARFIELD GRUMBLING) |
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(GRUNTING) |
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(80's POP PLAYING) |
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JON: Ah! |
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All right! Very good, Odie. |
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What do you think, Garfield? |
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I think it's embarrassing enough |
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Now I'm living with a mime dog. |
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(SIGHS) |
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(SIGHS) |
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Good morning, guys. |
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- Good morning. |
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- Big day tomorrow. |
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What are you going to do |
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- I am so glad you asked. |
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Air guitar solo. |
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(IMITATING GUITAR PLAYING) |
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(SINGING) Fun Fest, Fun Fest |
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Are we there yet? |
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Fun Fest, Fun Fest |
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(GRUNTS) |
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(MOANING) |
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You gotta get by Arlene and me first, pal. |
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Yeah, which reminds me, |
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Not to worry. |
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I'll run you through it |
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Hey, why can't I ever get to be |
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Well, Nermal, how do I put this nicely? |
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- You suck. |
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- Like a vacuum cleaner. |
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You're too young and too short |
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Am not. |
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You're so short, |
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(GROANING) |
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Boys. |
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Garfield, I'd really like to do |
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Come on, Arlene, why mess |
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For once, why can't we do |
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I mean, it's not like I'm asking you |
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Now that would be pushing it. |
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You totally take me for granted. |
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That's what the marble statue said |
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"Don't take me for granite." |
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(SCOFFING) |
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That's your killer comedy? |
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You are so going down this year, fatso. |
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- Pipsqueak. |
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- Pipsqueak. |
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Are we there yet? |
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(SINGING) I can just see my name in lights |
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- Hey, Jeff. |
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Jeff, the entertainer of the year |
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(ALL CLAMORING) |
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Good morning, Billy Bear. |
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That's my name, don't wear it out. |
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Good morning, Randy Rabbit! |
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Fantastic and amazing. |
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Watch this. |
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(GRUNTING) |
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(IN MUFFLED VOICE) |
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- Nice try, Randy. I've seen that one before. |
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What if we use a groundhog |
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BOTH: Hmm. |
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Zelda, Zelda, Zelda. I swear. |
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Are those stars I see in your eyes? |
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Are those stars I see in your eyes? |
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- What are you talking about? |
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You're entertaining us tomorrow, |
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- I'll think about it. |
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(EXCLAIMING) |
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(CHAINSAW ROARING) |
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Hey, Zelda, what are you... |
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(ZELDA GRUNTS) |
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MAN: Whoa! |
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(ZELDA LAUGHING) |
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(ALL CHATTERING) |
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I've done that before. |
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Attenzione, attenzione, people. |
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(CHATTERING CONTINUES) |
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Betty. |
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(ECHOING) Shut up! |
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(SILENCE) |
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Good morning, people. |
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Before we do our comic strips today, |
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we are all going to rehearse |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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Now, if you would please proceed |
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in a quiet and orderly... |
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(GROANS) |
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Oh, Charles. |
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Oh, Charles. |
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- Hey, Eli. |
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Ready for another Fun Fest? |
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I'm ready to win another Fun Fest. |
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I heard a rumor about a new strip, |
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and this new guy is supposed |
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- Nothing can knock me off the top spot. |
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Uh... |
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Buddy? |
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(SIGHS) |
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Welcome to the dress rehearsal |
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where the act that's the most fun, wins! |
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As you know, |
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and the winner's comic strip |
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on the comics page. |
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The Garfield comic strip has enjoyed |
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but will it prevail again? |
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You bet your bippy, Monocle Boy. |
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(CROWD LAUGHS) |
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(ARLENE SIGHING) |
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(CLEARS THROAT) |
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Before we start rehearsal, |
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allow me to introduce |
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First, my assistant director, Betty. |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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From the Life Stinks comic strip, |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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I thought we were going to do something |
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- That would be beneath me, Walter. |
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And rounding out the panel, |
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All right. |
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You know who to vote for, |
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Don't ask me to play favorites, Billy. |
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What if I were to, say, |
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Are you bribing a judge, Mr. Bear? |
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No, sir. Ma'am. |
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(STAMMERING) |
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You better polish your act |
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And now, some opening remarks |
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and the perennial winner of Fun Fest, |
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please welcome Garfield. |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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Thank you, Charles. |
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(SIGHING) It's so great |
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And, to be honest, |
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(ALL JEERING) |
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No, but seriously. |
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I'm gonna tell you my secret for success. |
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- You bribe the judges. |
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- Your mother counts the votes. |
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In order to be a great comedian |
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a great dramatic actor. |
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- Yeah, right. Tell us another lie. |
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Sure, fatso. |
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Let me demonstrate. |
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Of course, I'll need my lovely assistant. |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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Arlene and I will do |
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where I perform all the great scenes |
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(EXCITED MURMURING) |
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Bond, James Bond. |
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a darn. |
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Here's looking at you, kid. |
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Me, Tarzan. You, Jane. |
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It's alive. It's alive. |
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Adrian! |
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(GROANING) |
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Toto, I have |
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GARFIELD: Mmm. |
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(ARLENE GROANS) |
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(HORN BLARING) |
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I'm the king of the world! |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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Yeah, thank you, thank you. |
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All right, people, work with me, |
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Can we have the first act |
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(EXCITED BARKING) |
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- Hi. |
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- There you go, Arlene. |
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Okay, here's what |
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Here are your setup lines, |
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"Gee, Garfield and I |
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And then I say, "Yeah, pressed for time." |
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GARFIELD: Laughter, laughter, laughter. |
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And then you say something like, |
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"where do you come up with that stuff?" |
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Garfield, I really had my heart set |
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Arlene, we win with this stuff. |
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Some things are more important |
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I'll pretend I didn't hear that. |
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Come on, Garfield, |
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Do it for me. |
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- Oh, come on. |
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Here we go again. |
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- What dance did you have in mind, Arlene? |
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Garfield, it would be |
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- And you can wear this outfit. |
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This outfit, you can't do the tango |
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(BILLY BEAR AND RAND Y |
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Uh... |
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BILLY BEAR: Put it on. |
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(GARFIELD GROWLING) |
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BOTH: Whoops! |
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No way, Arlene, I can't go there. |
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But you promised |
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I said I promised I'd think about it. |
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My comedy routine is |
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If you really wanna do the tango, |
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you'll have to find yourself |
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But who? |
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(DOOR OPENS) |
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(ARLENE GASPS) |
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(TANGO MUSIC PLAYING) |
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I will dance with you. |
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Who is that? |
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Allow me to introduce myself. |
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(ARLENE GASPS) |
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(LIPS SMACKING) |
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(ARLENE CHUCKLES) |
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I smell a rat. |
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(ARLENE GASPING) |
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(EXCLAIMS) |
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(RAMÓN CHUCKLING) |
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Garfield, are you sure |
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Yeah, I'm sure. |
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You go ahead and dance |
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- Ramón. |
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I'll work up a solo act. |
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- Good luck. |
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(SCOFFS) |
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(ARLENE SIGHS) |
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(RAMÓN CHUCKLING) |
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(SIGHS) |
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You got room for both of us up here? |
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- Both of you? |
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Sure. |
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Well, I met the new shooter. |
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Looks like Arlene met him, too. |
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING) |
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(TANGO MUSIC PLAYING) |
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(RAMÓN CHUCKLING) |
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Wow! Look at that guy move. |
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He's not so good. |
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- Yeah. |
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- You said it, girl. |
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But where is Garfield? |
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(ALL APPLAUDING) |
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(ARLENE SIGHING HAPPILY) |
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Thank you. |
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I heard his new strip's called |
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The only thing rough about him |
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He's nothing but a big phony. |
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Thank you, Arlene and Ramón. |
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Very nice indeed, charming. |
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All right, next to rehearse is Garfield. |
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Show time. |
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You've never done this |
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I'll be fine, just watch. |
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Well, good luck. |
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- Where is Garfield? |
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And what are you calling this routine? |
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"Whatever it Takes." |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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(ALL CHEERING) |
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Thank you, thank you. |
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(ODIE GRUNTING) |
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(CONFUSED GRUNT) |
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(WHISPERING) All right, let's go. |
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(MUTTERING GIBBERISH) |
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You're right, Odie. |
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Pressed for time. |
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Oh, dear! |
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This humor is, how do you say... |
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Stale? |
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(GIGGLING) |
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Don't you agree, Arlene? |
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All right, Raymond, |
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And moving on. |
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Prop boy, prop boy. |
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(WHISPERING) |
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Seriously, though. |
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I met this cat who was really short. |
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) |
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He was so short |
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) |
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Yes, something like that. |
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(RAMÓN LAUGHS) |
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Hey, folks, |
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Don't take me for granite. |
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHS) |
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It is so sad to see |
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Yes. |
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It is time for a new cat in town. |
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(SINGING) I'm strictly a feline, feline |
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(GROANS) |
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Perhaps, after I have won Fun Fest, |
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I will teach each of you the tango. |
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(EXCITED GIGGLES) |
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The dance of romance. |
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(ARLENE SWOONS) |
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(SIGHS) |
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(AIR ESCAPING) |
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(ALL MURMURING) |
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Well, that was interesting. |
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(GARFIELD SIGHS) |
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- What was that? |
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I never bomb. |
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Well, what do you expect? |
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Without Arlene, you had to make up |
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- It'll take some time. |
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Fun Fest is tomorrow night. |
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I suggest you work on your routine, |
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'cause there isn't any magic potion |
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- Except Freddy's pond water. |
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Oh, nothing. Just a fairy tale I read. |
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Great work, people. |
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It was so wonderful dancing |
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I feel like the world is my oyster, |
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Speaking of pearl, perhaps you and I could |
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Thank you so much. |
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(SIGHS) |
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(SNORING) |
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GARFIELD: Oh, little magic pond. |
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Just one sip. I'll be funny again. |
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Oh, yeah. |
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(IMITATING ALARM CLOCK) |
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(GARFIELD YAWNS) |
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What? Good morning, Odie. |
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(IMITATING ALARM CLOCK) |
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I mean, good morning, alarm clock. |
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(GRUNTING) |
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What's the rush? |
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(GULPING) |
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(GARFIELD GASPS) |
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(ODIE CHUCKLING) |
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(HORN BLARES) |
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(GARFIELD MOANS) |
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ODIE: Ta-da! |
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I know, I know, tonight's the big night. |
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But the only way for me to win tonight |
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(YELPS) |
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I keep reading this storybook, hoping |
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JON: Boys, breakfast! |
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BOTH: Huh? |
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Or maybe the answer's in my oatmeal. |
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(CURIOUS GRUNTING) |
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(EXCLAIMING) |
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Good morning, Odie. Looking good. |
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(EXCLAIMS) |
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Did you know my costume is double knit? |
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That's because you're "kind of geeky." |
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(ODIE PANTING) |
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Now what? |
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(BARKS) |
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Oh, I get it, you're a mime mailman, |
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(GRUNTING) |
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Odie, please. I'm trying to eat. |
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We'll play your game |
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(MUTTERING) |
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(GARFIELD SIGHS) |
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(ODIE WHIMPERING) |
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(GARFIELD SIGHS) |
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(GRUNTS) |
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BOTH: Huh? |
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Make way, you slow pokes. |
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Hi! |
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Huh? |
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Huh? |
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(ODIE GRUNTS IN SURPRISE) |
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(SCOFFS) |
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Eat my bubbles. |
| 00:24:21 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:24:24 |
(COUGHING) |
| 00:24:34 |
(GARFIELD SIGHING) |
| 00:24:35 |
(ODIE GRUMBLING) |
| 00:24:36 |
Stop! Enough, Odie. |
| 00:24:40 |
(WHIMPERING) |
| 00:24:42 |
Not now, Odie. I have to find out what |
| 00:24:46 |
(ODIE SIGHS) |
| 00:24:48 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:24:51 |
All right, all right, |
| 00:24:54 |
ODIE: Duh! |
| 00:24:55 |
This is very old. Where did you find it? |
| 00:25:04 |
- In the storybook? |
| 00:25:07 |
Whoa! |
| 00:25:08 |
Why didn't you tell me this before? |
| 00:25:13 |
Whoa! |
| 00:25:15 |
Whoa! |
| 00:25:15 |
Nonsense. I am beautiful from all angles. |
| 00:25:17 |
Fine. |
| 00:25:20 |
Arlene, my precious flower. |
| 00:25:23 |
I hope you had time to think about |
| 00:25:27 |
Please, say you will star in my strip today. |
| 00:25:31 |
Gee, I don't know, Ramón. |
| 00:25:35 |
Of all the lovely ladies here, |
| 00:25:38 |
you are the most ravishing beauty |
| 00:25:47 |
Oh, my! |
| 00:25:48 |
(SIGHING) |
| 00:25:50 |
How did you know |
| 00:25:53 |
Ramón always knows |
| 00:25:57 |
Please, say that you will be my damsel. |
| 00:26:04 |
This is a map to Freddy Frog's magic pond. |
| 00:26:08 |
All we have to do is follow the directions |
| 00:26:11 |
through the mystical forest, |
| 00:26:13 |
to the magic pond |
| 00:26:17 |
and I get funny |
| 00:26:20 |
ODIE: Uh-huh. |
| 00:26:22 |
Yeah. It's a little hard to believe, isn't it? |
| 00:26:26 |
So much for magic maps. |
| 00:26:28 |
I guess I'll have to rely on my good looks |
| 00:26:34 |
Who needs a magic pond, anyway? |
| 00:26:37 |
All right. Let's shoot, people. |
| 00:26:40 |
BOTH: Huh? |
| 00:26:43 |
(ARLENE SIGHING) |
| 00:26:45 |
CHARLES: And, action! |
| 00:26:51 |
I need a magic pond. |
| 00:26:54 |
(GARFIELD GASPING) |
| 00:26:58 |
(GASPING) Oh! |
| 00:27:00 |
(RAMÓN LAUGHING) |
| 00:27:06 |
Man, this thing would be a lot easier |
| 00:27:10 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:27:12 |
(SINGING) |
| 00:27:15 |
Kick, two, three, four. |
| 00:27:17 |
(NERVOUS PANTING) |
| 00:27:20 |
Oh, Garfield. |
| 00:27:30 |
Wow. This is a lot farther |
| 00:27:34 |
Thee towne is here, |
| 00:27:38 |
It's only this far on the map. |
| 00:27:42 |
Hmm. |
| 00:27:44 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:28:03 |
(PANTING) |
| 00:28:23 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:28:33 |
(GARFIELD SIGHS) |
| 00:28:36 |
(CONFUSED MOANS) |
| 00:28:41 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:28:42 |
Yes, I think we're on the right path, Odie. |
| 00:28:45 |
That appears to be the mystical forest. |
| 00:28:50 |
(BELL CHIMING) |
| 00:28:53 |
Yeah. |
| 00:29:08 |
Wow. |
| 00:29:15 |
Hey, look. |
| 00:29:18 |
ODIE: Oh! |
| 00:29:25 |
Hmm. |
| 00:29:29 |
(CHATTERING) |
| 00:29:35 |
What the heck is this? |
| 00:29:36 |
(CONFUSED GRUNT) |
| 00:29:40 |
BOTH: Huh? |
| 00:29:44 |
We don't have time for this nonsense. |
| 00:29:49 |
Let's go. |
| 00:29:50 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
| 00:29:51 |
- Stand back there, sir. |
| 00:29:53 |
You may not enter the mystical forest |
| 00:29:56 |
until you've seen |
| 00:30:00 |
So keep your pants on, sir. |
| 00:30:02 |
The presentation will commence |
| 00:30:06 |
And you would be? |
| 00:30:08 |
(CRASHING) |
| 00:30:11 |
The mystical forest ranger, |
| 00:30:15 |
Please be seated, sirs. |
| 00:30:19 |
GARFIELD: Hmm. |
| 00:30:20 |
(EXCITED PANTING) |
| 00:30:25 |
(CRASHING) |
| 00:30:30 |
ODIE: Hmm. |
| 00:30:32 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:30:35 |
Welcome. |
| 00:30:37 |
Beware, all ye who dare to enter |
| 00:30:42 |
(ODIE WHIMPERING) |
| 00:30:46 |
Beware the bear with the sinister smile. |
| 00:30:50 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 00:30:52 |
I sometimes scare myself. |
| 00:30:56 |
- May we go through now? |
| 00:30:58 |
I'm almost finished. |
| 00:31:00 |
(ODIE'S TEETH CHATTERING) |
| 00:31:02 |
And beware the alligators |
| 00:31:06 |
They would really like |
| 00:31:11 |
Look, pal. I really don't have time for this. |
| 00:31:15 |
Maybe you can tell us which way |
| 00:31:19 |
Of course. The shortcut is |
| 00:31:25 |
Just tell me |
| 00:31:28 |
First, you must answer |
| 00:31:32 |
Tell me about yourself. |
| 00:31:33 |
Are you a solo act, |
| 00:31:36 |
I'm strictly solo, pal, |
| 00:31:39 |
Hmm. |
| 00:31:41 |
Very well, sir. |
| 00:31:44 |
- Right this way. |
| 00:31:49 |
What a goofball that guy was. |
| 00:31:52 |
(ODIE GRUNTS) |
| 00:31:58 |
Hey, wait a minute. |
| 00:32:01 |
Hello! |
| 00:32:05 |
Hey, what kind of shortcut was that? |
| 00:32:07 |
Perhaps you haven't learned your lesson. |
| 00:32:10 |
And perhaps I have. |
| 00:32:14 |
(ODIE SIGHS) |
| 00:32:18 |
(HUMMING) |
| 00:32:23 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:32:24 |
Ha-ha, Mr. Wise Squirrel. |
| 00:32:28 |
Tell me about yourself. |
| 00:32:30 |
Are you a solo act, |
| 00:32:33 |
(SIGHING) I need all the help I can get. |
| 00:32:36 |
Yes. |
| 00:32:40 |
Right this way. |
| 00:32:42 |
This is the right path? |
| 00:32:44 |
You always take the right path |
| 00:32:46 |
when you choose to be honest |
| 00:32:51 |
- And please enjoy your stay. |
| 00:32:55 |
(ODIE GRUNTS) |
| 00:33:00 |
(ODIE HUMMING) |
| 00:33:07 |
(FLOWERS GIGGLING) |
| 00:33:19 |
BOTH: Wow. |
| 00:33:24 |
This isn't getting any easier. |
| 00:33:28 |
just this bear. |
| 00:33:30 |
(BEAR GROWLING) |
| 00:33:33 |
(GULPING) |
| 00:33:35 |
It's only this big on the map. |
| 00:33:39 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:33:42 |
Pick a card, any card. |
| 00:33:44 |
- You're not gonna eat us? |
| 00:33:48 |
Okay. |
| 00:33:51 |
- What card did you select, sir? |
| 00:33:55 |
You, sir, are absolutely correct. |
| 00:33:58 |
(GIGGLING) |
| 00:33:59 |
Give it up for the bear. Go, bear! Go, bear! |
| 00:34:03 |
(BOTH SIGHING) |
| 00:34:04 |
- How does he do it? It's a gift. |
| 00:34:08 |
Okay, okay, one more. |
| 00:34:10 |
- Well, we're kind of in a hurry here. |
| 00:34:17 |
(HUMMING) |
| 00:34:20 |
Voila! |
| 00:34:21 |
I've never seen anything quite like it. |
| 00:34:26 |
Just one more. I'm on a roll. |
| 00:34:28 |
- Junior? |
| 00:34:32 |
Come to dinner and let |
| 00:34:36 |
(SIGHING) Momma. |
| 00:34:38 |
Come on, or your berries will get cold. |
| 00:34:42 |
- You boys headed to the magic pond? |
| 00:34:45 |
Everybody who comes here |
| 00:34:49 |
If you ask me, |
| 00:34:53 |
Being funny should come natural, |
| 00:34:57 |
Oh, he's something, all right, |
| 00:34:59 |
but not all of us |
| 00:35:02 |
So could you tell us |
| 00:35:05 |
Well, I suppose Junior could show you. |
| 00:35:08 |
- And you come right home, you hear. |
| 00:35:13 |
So, Junior, do we go right or left? |
| 00:35:16 |
To get to the magic pond tonight, |
| 00:35:20 |
follow your heart, |
| 00:35:25 |
No, no, no. Don't do this to me, Junior. |
| 00:35:28 |
- It's a riddle. |
| 00:35:31 |
I love riddles. |
| 00:35:32 |
MOMMA: Junior, dinner! |
| 00:35:35 |
Gotta go. Bye, guys. |
| 00:35:38 |
(GIGGLING) |
| 00:35:42 |
Well, swell. Come on, Odie. |
| 00:35:50 |
To get to the magic pond tonight, |
| 00:35:52 |
follow your heart, |
| 00:35:55 |
I guess we go right. |
| 00:35:56 |
ODIE: Mmm-mmm. |
| 00:35:58 |
No? |
| 00:35:59 |
(BARKING) |
| 00:36:08 |
You're saying that since our hearts |
| 00:36:13 |
then if we follow our hearts, |
| 00:36:17 |
You really think it's that simple? |
| 00:36:19 |
(BARKS) |
| 00:36:20 |
Okay. |
| 00:36:24 |
Let's hope this is quicker than |
| 00:36:29 |
(EXCITED GIGGLING) |
| 00:37:10 |
- Where's Garfield? |
| 00:37:13 |
Well, I'm making up the list of acts, and... |
| 00:37:16 |
Just schedule him for the end. |
| 00:37:19 |
But he's supposed to be |
| 00:37:22 |
We start in an hour. |
| 00:37:25 |
I could not help but overhear. |
| 00:37:29 |
I would be honored |
| 00:37:34 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 00:37:42 |
GARFIELD: Hmm. |
| 00:37:45 |
(GARFIELD SIGHS) |
| 00:37:48 |
Well, let's go. |
| 00:37:55 |
What? |
| 00:37:57 |
Hey. |
| 00:37:59 |
- Odie, do rocks move? |
| 00:38:04 |
Are rocks bouncy? |
| 00:38:06 |
No. |
| 00:38:08 |
(ROCK LAUGHING) |
| 00:38:10 |
Do rocks giggle when you tickle them? |
| 00:38:12 |
Uh-oh! |
| 00:38:23 |
Now we'll never make it to the magic pond |
| 00:38:27 |
We're no match for alligators, Odie. |
| 00:38:30 |
(ALLIGATORS GROWLING) |
| 00:38:31 |
BIRD: You sure about that? |
| 00:38:33 |
BOTH: Huh? |
| 00:38:38 |
There is a way to get by the alligators, |
| 00:38:40 |
- Are you serious? |
| 00:38:44 |
(BOTH LAUGHING) |
| 00:38:50 |
Yes. We're very serious. |
| 00:38:53 |
So what do we have to do? |
| 00:38:56 |
Well, not many people know this, |
| 00:39:00 |
So make them laugh, |
| 00:39:04 |
you can cross the creek. |
| 00:39:06 |
But what if they stop laughing |
| 00:39:11 |
Aren't we the poopy head! |
| 00:39:13 |
(GARFIELD SCOFFS) |
| 00:39:14 |
What Roger is saying is that |
| 00:39:19 |
in its negative impact |
| 00:39:22 |
Poopy, poopy, poopy head! |
| 00:39:24 |
- And he's also saying you're a poopy head. |
| 00:39:29 |
Come on, Odie, let's entertain the troops. |
| 00:39:32 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:39:36 |
Thank you, thank you! |
| 00:39:37 |
Hey, guys, it's great to be back here |
| 00:39:42 |
but you wouldn't believe |
| 00:39:45 |
I was mugged. |
| 00:39:48 |
"Your money or your nine lives." |
| 00:39:52 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:39:53 |
(GULPING) See, because cats |
| 00:39:57 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:40:00 |
It's tough being a cat. |
| 00:40:02 |
You wouldn't believe |
| 00:40:09 |
They're not laughing. |
| 00:40:11 |
You're not funny. |
| 00:40:13 |
That stuff might work for cats, |
| 00:40:17 |
these aren't cats! |
| 00:40:19 |
What Roger is saying |
| 00:40:22 |
is essentially kinetic in nature. |
| 00:40:24 |
- Yeah! Do stupid stuff. |
| 00:40:28 |
Allow me. |
| 00:40:32 |
(CLEARING THROAT) |
| 00:40:34 |
(MAKING SILLY NOISES) |
| 00:40:43 |
You see? Play to your audience. |
| 00:40:48 |
I gotta lower my standards. |
| 00:40:56 |
Good job, Odie. Let's go. |
| 00:41:00 |
- Thanks for the help. |
| 00:41:04 |
What do you know? |
| 00:41:05 |
Yeah! Who'd have thought |
| 00:41:09 |
Who'da thunk? |
| 00:41:14 |
(SIGHING) |
| 00:41:24 |
(CHATTERING) |
| 00:41:30 |
We have to start. |
| 00:41:42 |
(SINGING) I'm Jeff the dancing gate guard |
| 00:41:48 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:41:57 |
(ODIE MUTTERING) |
| 00:42:05 |
(GARFIELD GASPS) |
| 00:42:08 |
(BOTH GASPING) |
| 00:42:11 |
It really exists, Odie. |
| 00:42:17 |
Let's do this! |
| 00:42:19 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:42:20 |
Oh, boy! Come on, Odie! |
| 00:42:23 |
Whoa! |
| 00:42:30 |
(GARFIELD SIGHS) |
| 00:42:34 |
I knew this wasn't gonna be easy. |
| 00:42:38 |
Hello! Anybody home? |
| 00:42:44 |
Hold your horses. |
| 00:42:53 |
Whoa. |
| 00:42:55 |
(ODIE GIGGLING) |
| 00:42:57 |
- State your business. |
| 00:43:01 |
Who doesn't? And why do you want |
| 00:43:07 |
Because I'm not funny anymore. |
| 00:43:09 |
I'll be the judge of that. Tell me a joke. |
| 00:43:13 |
How many rabbits does it take |
| 00:43:16 |
One! If he hops to it. |
| 00:43:18 |
- You do impressions? |
| 00:43:22 |
Do a cat. |
| 00:43:23 |
Meow. |
| 00:43:24 |
I'm not convinced. |
| 00:43:26 |
- Are you quite through? |
| 00:43:28 |
- You're not funny, all right. |
| 00:43:32 |
- A piece of advice. |
| 00:43:34 |
Drink a lot of funny water. |
| 00:43:37 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:43:38 |
- Okay. |
| 00:43:49 |
You may proceed. |
| 00:43:53 |
Are you gonna raise the gate? |
| 00:43:55 |
Do I look like Arnold Schwarzenhagen? |
| 00:43:59 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:44:01 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:44:07 |
- Come on, Odie! |
| 00:44:12 |
(ODIE BARKING) |
| 00:44:13 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:44:15 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:44:23 |
(HUMMING) |
| 00:44:47 |
Hmm. |
| 00:44:49 |
Hmm. |
| 00:44:52 |
Yeah. |
| 00:44:54 |
It's show time! |
| 00:44:59 |
With a one, two, three. |
| 00:45:02 |
(MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:45:08 |
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:45:14 |
Our master of ceremonies, Garfield, |
| 00:45:18 |
(ALL MURMURING) |
| 00:45:20 |
Perhaps he'll drop in later, |
| 00:45:21 |
so please welcome |
| 00:45:25 |
(DRUM ROLL) |
| 00:45:26 |
Ramón! |
| 00:45:28 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 00:45:31 |
Good evening, all you beautiful people. |
| 00:45:35 |
My name is Ramón. |
| 00:45:38 |
Ever since I was a little kitten, |
| 00:45:41 |
to one day leave |
| 00:45:45 |
and perform for a wonderful audience |
| 00:45:49 |
(ALL SIGHING) |
| 00:45:51 |
Welcome to my show. |
| 00:45:57 |
(CHEERING) |
| 00:46:04 |
(MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:46:09 |
Ah. |
| 00:46:12 |
You appear to be thirsty, my young friend. |
| 00:46:14 |
BOTH: Huh? |
| 00:46:16 |
No, I'm just here for the funny water, |
| 00:46:20 |
Ah, but only the magic pond |
| 00:46:23 |
- This ain't the magic pond? |
| 00:46:27 |
We moved it years ago. |
| 00:46:30 |
fed by a drainage ditch from Grin City. |
| 00:46:33 |
(FLIES BUZZING) |
| 00:46:36 |
(SPUTTERING) |
| 00:46:38 |
(GAGGING) |
| 00:46:42 |
Nice spit take. |
| 00:46:47 |
(SCATTING) |
| 00:46:56 |
(IMITATING OUTBOARD MOTOR) |
| 00:47:03 |
- So where's the magic pond? |
| 00:47:08 |
Why do you wish to partake |
| 00:47:10 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:47:11 |
I've been getting these pop quizzes |
| 00:47:14 |
Who do you people think you are, anyway? |
| 00:47:16 |
I can't speak for the others, |
| 00:47:20 |
(BOTH GASPING) |
| 00:47:22 |
You. You're for real. |
| 00:47:25 |
I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. |
| 00:47:29 |
(CHUCKLING) From a storybook, |
| 00:47:31 |
That was many years ago |
| 00:47:35 |
Well, it's an honor meeting you, Freddy. |
| 00:47:37 |
Now, if you'll just direct me to the magic |
| 00:47:41 |
- I'm afraid it's not quite as simple as that. |
| 00:47:47 |
You must first attain |
| 00:47:50 |
before drinking the water. |
| 00:47:51 |
Can I get enlightened before Fun Fest? |
| 00:47:55 |
Then let's begin. |
| 00:47:57 |
Ah. |
| 00:47:59 |
What is this, round one? |
| 00:48:01 |
It's a stick. |
| 00:48:04 |
Oh, I always give nicknames |
| 00:48:07 |
Now, this is much more |
| 00:48:11 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:48:12 |
Who ordered the frozen snake? |
| 00:48:14 |
How long have you been on this diet, sir? |
| 00:48:17 |
Can you get this splinter out of my neck? |
| 00:48:20 |
Now, you do something with the stick. |
| 00:48:23 |
- I can't. |
| 00:48:25 |
Because you used up all the good stuff. |
| 00:48:27 |
(MUTTERING) |
| 00:48:30 |
(BARKS) |
| 00:48:33 |
Hey. |
| 00:48:35 |
Ooh. |
| 00:48:38 |
(MOCK GASPING IN PAIN) |
| 00:48:48 |
(FLAMENCO GUITAR PLAYING) |
| 00:48:59 |
(HOUND DOG PLAYING) |
| 00:49:06 |
There you go. |
| 00:49:10 |
Thank you. Thank you very much. |
| 00:49:12 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:49:13 |
Mimes aren't supposed to talk. |
| 00:49:15 |
Well, I'm sorry, but I don't do stick shtick. |
| 00:49:20 |
Boot camp, big boy! |
| 00:49:27 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:49:29 |
Ha! |
| 00:49:31 |
(WHIMPERING) |
| 00:49:34 |
(MOCK FARTING) |
| 00:49:44 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:49:55 |
This is supposed to make me funny? |
| 00:49:58 |
Not until you can snatch this pebble |
| 00:50:04 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:50:09 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:50:10 |
(AMUSED SIGH) |
| 00:50:11 |
- I never get tired of that one. |
| 00:50:14 |
A great Zen master once said, |
| 00:50:18 |
At any rate, "Comedy is tragedy |
| 00:50:23 |
Well, I don't do tragedy. |
| 00:50:24 |
In that case, |
| 00:50:27 |
- More of what? |
| 00:50:32 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:50:34 |
It's only when one humbles himself |
| 00:50:37 |
that he's able to ascend to a higher plane |
| 00:50:41 |
Remember, it's about the audience, |
| 00:50:45 |
Humor is in the ear of the beholder. |
| 00:50:48 |
Do all you people talk gibberish out here? |
| 00:50:51 |
You really haven't been paying attention, |
| 00:50:53 |
- What do you mean? |
| 00:50:56 |
there has been a lesson to be learned. |
| 00:51:00 |
Look, Freddy, it's been nice |
| 00:51:03 |
but I am way behind schedule here. |
| 00:51:05 |
Follow me, oh one who is great of girth. |
| 00:51:09 |
(ODIE GIGGLING) |
| 00:51:12 |
(GARFIELD GROWLING) |
| 00:51:16 |
(HUMMING) |
| 00:51:28 |
Hey! Hey! What's going on here? |
| 00:51:32 |
A test in humility that even one |
| 00:51:36 |
You're on the Bridge Over Truthful Waters. |
| 00:51:39 |
Tell the truth, and you will pass unharmed. |
| 00:51:42 |
And just what is that supposed to mean? |
| 00:51:44 |
- How would you describe your body? |
| 00:51:48 |
maybe a little on the stout side. |
| 00:51:55 |
(SPUTTERING) |
| 00:51:57 |
Okay, okay, I admit it. I'm chubby. |
| 00:52:01 |
Whoa! |
| 00:52:03 |
(SPUTTERING) |
| 00:52:04 |
I'm fat. Okay, I'm fat. |
| 00:52:06 |
- How fat are you? |
| 00:52:10 |
Uh-uh. |
| 00:52:12 |
Okay, okay. I'm so fat, |
| 00:52:14 |
every time I go to the beach, |
| 00:52:17 |
Hmm. |
| 00:52:19 |
I'm so fat, I never knew that "I could eat |
| 00:52:24 |
I'm so fat, one time I got on a Ferris wheel |
| 00:52:29 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:52:34 |
Very well done. That was very funny. |
| 00:52:38 |
- What's so funny about being fat? |
| 00:52:44 |
If you share your humanity |
| 00:52:47 |
they'll share their affection with you. |
| 00:52:49 |
Remember, it's better for someone |
| 00:52:53 |
than never to have laughed at all. |
| 00:52:56 |
- So what now? |
| 00:52:59 |
- A hug? |
| 00:53:02 |
I'm very proud of you. |
| 00:53:08 |
- Is there gonna be a lot of this? |
| 00:53:11 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:53:12 |
Okay, so, where's the funny water? |
| 00:53:15 |
It is there. |
| 00:53:19 |
(GASPING) |
| 00:53:21 |
- Is this another riddle? |
| 00:53:26 |
- Is nothing easy? |
| 00:53:30 |
Hmm. |
| 00:53:31 |
I reckon not. Well, thanks, old man. |
| 00:53:37 |
- Bye. |
| 00:53:41 |
(ODIE GIGGLING) |
| 00:53:42 |
(GARFIELD GROWLING) |
| 00:53:46 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 00:53:48 |
I hope you are all enjoying the show. |
| 00:53:52 |
And now, please welcome to the stage |
| 00:53:56 |
Jeff, the dancing gate guard. |
| 00:54:01 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 00:54:03 |
(SINGING) I'm Jeff the dancing gate guard |
| 00:54:06 |
The way I dance and sing |
| 00:54:17 |
(GASPING) |
| 00:54:44 |
(GASPING) Just one more. |
| 00:54:48 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 00:55:09 |
Welcome, super-size one. |
| 00:55:10 |
BOTH: Huh? |
| 00:55:12 |
(PANTING) |
| 00:55:14 |
- How did you get up here? |
| 00:55:17 |
(BELL DINGING) |
| 00:55:18 |
You didn't tell me there was an elevator. |
| 00:55:20 |
- You didn't ask. |
| 00:55:22 |
Humor is all about questions, |
| 00:55:25 |
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
| 00:55:29 |
- Anyone here from Cleveland? |
| 00:55:34 |
- If you think you still need it. |
| 00:55:37 |
Why do you think I came all this way? |
| 00:55:41 |
I think that everything you need |
| 00:55:44 |
You guys and your riddles! |
| 00:55:46 |
If you really think you need |
| 00:55:50 |
Cool! Thanks. |
| 00:55:56 |
Yes! |
| 00:55:59 |
(HUMMING) |
| 00:56:04 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:56:08 |
Say, this stuff tastes a little funny. |
| 00:56:11 |
Funny! We get it. Very good. |
| 00:56:15 |
I think it's starting to take effect already. |
| 00:56:24 |
(WHOOPING) |
| 00:56:26 |
You must understand |
| 00:56:29 |
will not fully prepare you |
| 00:56:30 |
for creating the kind of comedy |
| 00:56:44 |
(BARKING LIKE A SEAL) |
| 00:56:48 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:56:48 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:56:50 |
Oh, my gosh, Odie, we gotta go. |
| 00:56:54 |
Thanks for everything, Freddy, |
| 00:56:57 |
I don't think you're quite ready yet. |
| 00:57:00 |
I'm as ready as I'll ever be, pops. |
| 00:57:03 |
(ODIE BARKS) |
| 00:57:04 |
One moment, my large charge. |
| 00:57:06 |
BOTH: Huh? |
| 00:57:07 |
If you really must leave, |
| 00:57:09 |
you'll need something that will assure |
| 00:57:15 |
- What do you suppose it is, Odie? |
| 00:57:18 |
Maybe it's a charm |
| 00:57:21 |
Or maybe it's a flying carpet |
| 00:57:23 |
or a winged dragon |
| 00:57:27 |
where we'll arrive to cheering throngs. |
| 00:57:31 |
Look! |
| 00:57:33 |
Oh! |
| 00:57:36 |
FREDDY: Give me a hand |
| 00:57:38 |
BOTH: Huh? |
| 00:57:40 |
(RUMBLING) |
| 00:57:47 |
We're gonna die! |
| 00:57:50 |
There you go! This hang glider will get you |
| 00:57:55 |
Are you sure we won't crash? |
| 00:57:57 |
Every flight ends in a crash, |
| 00:58:00 |
- Some are just a little worse than others. |
| 00:58:08 |
Well, off you go before you lose |
| 00:58:13 |
Thanks for everything, Freddy. |
| 00:58:16 |
I still don't think you're ready. |
| 00:58:29 |
I think I would've rather taken my chances |
| 00:58:33 |
We're gonna push off |
| 00:58:36 |
Uh-uh. |
| 00:58:37 |
Why not? |
| 00:58:39 |
Oh, you can only count to two. |
| 00:58:43 |
Yeah. |
| 00:58:44 |
Okay, Odie, on the count of two. |
| 00:58:47 |
One, two. |
| 00:58:50 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:58:53 |
(ODIE HOWLING) |
| 00:58:55 |
- Odie! Do you know how to fly this thing? |
| 00:58:59 |
Oh, boy, are we stupid! |
| 00:59:08 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:59:09 |
(PANTING) |
| 00:59:10 |
We're gonna live. |
| 00:59:13 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:59:20 |
Oh, stomach, don't fail me now. |
| 00:59:26 |
(WHOOPING) |
| 00:59:29 |
I think we got it. |
| 00:59:31 |
All right. |
| 00:59:33 |
(ODIE BARKING) |
| 00:59:34 |
(YAWNING) Oh! |
| 00:59:36 |
- So long! Goodbye! |
| 00:59:40 |
GARFIELD: Bye-bye! |
| 00:59:44 |
Ooh! |
| 00:59:46 |
- Bye! |
| 00:59:50 |
- See ya! |
| 00:59:55 |
(ODIE GRUNTS) |
| 00:59:59 |
And now, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:00:01 |
a kitty who is almost as talented as me. |
| 01:00:04 |
Please welcome to the stage, Jackie. |
| 01:00:08 |
(CHEERING) |
| 01:00:13 |
Good evening, genties and ladlemen. |
| 01:00:21 |
- There it is, Odie. The studio! |
| 01:00:27 |
- Are you ready to make a grand entrance? |
| 01:00:34 |
- Any idea how to land this thing? |
| 01:00:37 |
Then let's aim for something big, |
| 01:00:41 |
Left, left. |
| 01:00:44 |
Whoa! |
| 01:00:47 |
Look out! |
| 01:00:53 |
Look out! Over the guard gate. |
| 01:00:55 |
Through the guard gate. |
| 01:01:00 |
(YELLING) |
| 01:01:03 |
The studio! Let's dot the I. |
| 01:01:16 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:01:20 |
So much for a grand entrance. |
| 01:01:23 |
JACKIE: For my first number, |
| 01:01:24 |
I'd like to sing something |
| 01:01:28 |
(SINGING) You only got me |
| 01:01:32 |
You only squeeze me |
| 01:01:45 |
Thank you, thank you, I love you all. |
| 01:01:48 |
Thank you. |
| 01:01:51 |
Please, one more hand for the funny kitty. |
| 01:01:54 |
(CHEERING) |
| 01:02:02 |
Why, that cheesy cougar. |
| 01:02:07 |
(ODIE GRUNTS) |
| 01:02:10 |
Our next act, the one and only Garfield! |
| 01:02:15 |
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) |
| 01:02:23 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 01:02:25 |
(GASPING) |
| 01:02:28 |
Quick, Odie. |
| 01:02:35 |
- Charles! |
| 01:02:39 |
I don't know. |
| 01:02:42 |
Garfield! He's here! He's here! |
| 01:02:46 |
(AWKWARD CHUCKLE) |
| 01:02:48 |
Lazy cats. They're always late, |
| 01:02:52 |
Psst! Psst! |
| 01:02:55 |
He's here! |
| 01:02:56 |
It appears Garfield is only a moment away. |
| 01:03:01 |
For now, you will all have to be content |
| 01:03:06 |
(SIGHING) |
| 01:03:09 |
- It's about time. |
| 01:03:10 |
Where've you been? |
| 01:03:12 |
Getting funny, buddy boy, |
| 01:03:15 |
- Just wait till you see me out there. |
| 01:03:22 |
(ODIE LAUGHS) |
| 01:03:23 |
Just one more sip of this, |
| 01:03:26 |
(GASPING) What? |
| 01:03:28 |
- What's wrong? |
| 01:03:30 |
There goes Fun Fest, |
| 01:03:33 |
- What are you talking about? |
| 01:03:38 |
(SIGHS) |
| 01:03:42 |
Garfield! |
| 01:03:44 |
(SIGHING) |
| 01:03:45 |
(ODIE WHIMPERS) |
| 01:03:47 |
- Eli! What happened to Garfield? |
| 01:03:51 |
He's not coming, move on with the show. |
| 01:03:55 |
Well, it looks as if we'll be moving on |
| 01:03:59 |
(MURMURING) |
| 01:04:01 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:04:05 |
performed by |
| 01:04:10 |
just for you, so sit back and enjoy. |
| 01:04:14 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 01:04:18 |
(TANGO MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 01:04:35 |
(SIGHING) |
| 01:04:43 |
(ARLENE SIGHING) |
| 01:04:54 |
(CHEERING) |
| 01:05:02 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 01:05:03 |
(GASPS) |
| 01:05:05 |
(SIGHING) |
| 01:05:19 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 01:05:21 |
(MOCK YAWNING) |
| 01:05:23 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 01:05:29 |
Huh? |
| 01:05:31 |
(SIGHS) |
| 01:05:35 |
Garfield. |
| 01:05:48 |
(SIGHING) |
| 01:05:52 |
Nice going, Garfield. |
| 01:05:57 |
You had it all, pal. |
| 01:06:00 |
(SIGHS) |
| 01:06:04 |
My humor's gone, Odie, |
| 01:06:09 |
Because I'm, I'm... |
| 01:06:11 |
I'm sure there's a word for it. |
| 01:06:14 |
Arrogant? Conceited? Egotistical? |
| 01:06:18 |
Self-centered? Difficult? A prima donna? |
| 01:06:22 |
- What are you doing here? |
| 01:06:26 |
I flunked my final. That's how I'm doing. |
| 01:06:31 |
Back at the pond, |
| 01:06:35 |
I'll be ready and raring to go if you give me |
| 01:06:38 |
(SIGHS) That wouldn't do any good. |
| 01:06:41 |
- Why not? |
| 01:06:45 |
- What? |
| 01:06:49 |
- But the book, the map. |
| 01:06:54 |
But the funny water works. |
| 01:06:57 |
You felt funny because you are funny. |
| 01:07:00 |
I tried to tell you. |
| 01:07:03 |
It was never about the water. |
| 01:07:07 |
BOTH: Huh? |
| 01:07:08 |
Stan the squirrel taught you |
| 01:07:12 |
Junior the bear taught you |
| 01:07:15 |
And the alligators, humility. |
| 01:07:17 |
- Odie knew. |
| 01:07:20 |
Garfield, you forgot to entertain. |
| 01:07:24 |
You were working so hard at trying to win, |
| 01:07:30 |
You forgot to follow your heart. |
| 01:07:33 |
Follow my heart. |
| 01:07:36 |
Yeah. |
| 01:07:38 |
I'm gonna have to try |
| 01:07:41 |
Well, there may not be a next time. |
| 01:07:45 |
Hmm. |
| 01:07:47 |
(ARLENE GASPS) |
| 01:07:51 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 01:07:56 |
(ARLENE SQUEALING) |
| 01:08:00 |
(AUDIENCE CHEERING) |
| 01:08:05 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 01:08:09 |
(SQUEALING) |
| 01:08:25 |
(GASPING) Huh? |
| 01:08:27 |
Huh? |
| 01:08:31 |
(AUDIENCE CHEERING) |
| 01:08:34 |
Whoa! |
| 01:08:41 |
(GROWLS) |
| 01:08:47 |
(FRIGHTENED GASPS) |
| 01:08:48 |
(RAMÓN LAUGHING) |
| 01:08:50 |
Huh? |
| 01:09:06 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 01:09:08 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 01:09:17 |
(GASPING) |
| 01:09:21 |
(ALL GASPING) |
| 01:09:26 |
Oh, no! |
| 01:09:30 |
GARFIELD: I'm okay, Eli. |
| 01:09:34 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 01:09:47 |
You! |
| 01:09:49 |
Shall we? |
| 01:09:50 |
(GROWLING) |
| 01:09:54 |
ARLENE: Thank you, Garfield. |
| 01:09:57 |
(ALL GASPING) |
| 01:10:06 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:10:14 |
Huh? |
| 01:10:17 |
Yikes! Your arm. |
| 01:10:19 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:10:20 |
You! |
| 01:10:22 |
(RAMÓN LAUGHING) |
| 01:10:23 |
Huh? |
| 01:10:27 |
Do it for the character, Arlene. |
| 01:10:33 |
GARFIELD: Gotcha! |
| 01:10:36 |
(YELLING) |
| 01:10:46 |
- Arlene! |
| 01:11:02 |
Huh? |
| 01:11:03 |
(ARLENE SCREAMS) |
| 01:11:05 |
(GASPS) |
| 01:11:07 |
Hmm. |
| 01:11:09 |
(SCREAMING) What's happening? |
| 01:11:15 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:11:19 |
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) |
| 01:11:20 |
- Nermal! |
| 01:11:22 |
- Nermal? |
| 01:11:23 |
- Nermal? |
| 01:11:26 |
(IN SPANISH ACCENT) |
| 01:11:29 |
Why I oughta... |
| 01:11:31 |
(AUDIENCE CHEERING) |
| 01:11:32 |
Hmm? |
| 01:11:40 |
(GARFIELD GROWLS) |
| 01:11:48 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:11:50 |
Disgusting! |
| 01:11:55 |
Hit it! |
| 01:11:57 |
(THEME PLAYING) |
| 01:12:00 |
(TANGO MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 01:12:08 |
(ARLENE SIGHING) |
| 01:12:17 |
- Arlene, I'm sorry. |
| 01:12:21 |
For not saying I'd dance with you |
| 01:12:24 |
I should've realized this is more |
| 01:12:29 |
Who says we won't win? |
| 01:12:35 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 01:12:38 |
Yay! |
| 01:12:40 |
Yay! |
| 01:12:44 |
(WHOOPING) All right, buddy! Yeah! |
| 01:12:47 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 01:12:49 |
Way to go, Garfield! |
| 01:12:52 |
Judges? |
| 01:12:55 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 01:12:57 |
Never seen perfect scores before. |
| 01:13:01 |
the winners of Fun Fest, |
| 01:13:07 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 01:13:14 |
(IN FRENCH ACCENT) |
| 01:13:17 |
the flaming-baton-twirling |
| 01:13:21 |
(ODIE GROANS) |
| 01:13:30 |
Congratulations! |
| 01:13:35 |
This is |
| 01:13:45 |
(NARRATOR READING) |
| 01:13:56 |
Yahoo! |
