Garfield

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00:01:38 [Snoring]
00:01:48 - [Ringing]
00:01:50 What the... Aw.
00:01:54 Oh...
00:01:58 [Groans]
00:02:04 I hate Mondays.
00:02:07 [Yawning]
00:02:16 Pooky, cover me.
00:02:21 Alley... oop.!
00:02:23 B-b-b-b-b-bah, ha!
00:02:28 [Singsong]
00:02:32 You can stop dreaming about me
00:02:35 Now, just wake up.
00:02:40 You're not just my owner,
00:02:44 - Now be a...
00:02:46 Get... A-Ah...
00:02:48 Cut the sweet stuff.
00:02:53 Trying to cuddle
00:02:56 Trying to avoid
00:02:59 Well, that just
00:03:02 It isn't gonna
00:03:05 See, I'm getting my exercise,
00:03:08 Just one quick cannonball!
00:03:11 - Oh!
00:03:12 Garfield!
00:03:14 ?? [Jon Singing]
00:03:17 Okay! I think you're clean enough now.
00:03:21 - H-H-Hot.! Hot.! Hot.!
00:03:23 Garfield.! No.!
00:03:30 [Beeps]
00:03:36 - It's liver flavored.
00:03:40 [Gags]
00:03:43 Mm. Mm!
00:03:45 Mm!
00:03:49 Oh! Oh, liver!
00:03:51 - [Spitting]
00:03:56 [Sighs]
00:03:58 Now I think I'll just
00:04:00 and get myself
00:04:03 Mmm.
00:04:05 - Garfield, look, the milk truck.
00:04:08 - The milk truck comes every day.
00:04:11 Maybe it's changing routes.
00:04:15 Come on. It's just across the street.
00:04:18 - Let's go for it.
00:04:19 - But, you... -
00:04:21 I don't leave
00:04:23 Out there,
00:04:26 Bad things happen out there.
00:04:30 Besides, I've found
00:04:33 everything comes to you.
00:04:37 [Nermal]? Here come the milkman
00:04:40 - ? He got his shoes on, he got his milk pan??
00:04:43 let's play astronaut
00:04:45 - Yeah?
00:04:47 You're such a brave
00:04:49 - All right.
00:04:53 But wh-wh-what
00:04:55 - Who needs milk when you can be in outer space?
00:04:57 - You got a secret mission today.
00:05:00 - You'll be exploring the Milky Way.
00:05:02 I get the chills when you jump
00:05:05 The nation thanks you.
00:05:07 - I'm ready to go, friend.
00:05:10 Whoa!
00:05:12 Bon voyage.
00:05:14 Look at me go.!
00:05:16 - [Garfield] Don't look down.!
00:05:18 [Garfield]
00:05:20 I can see everything up here.
00:05:23 [Burps]
00:05:25 I can see
00:05:28 - Well, that's nice. That's very nice.
00:05:31 Ooh.!
00:05:34 - I can see... Whoa!
00:05:37 Whoa.! Whoa,
00:05:39 Where did everybody go?
00:05:41 You're on the wrong side
00:05:45 And you, Luca, the wrong side
00:05:48 Okay, that's it.
00:05:50 - You're gonna get it good today.
00:05:53 The real question, Luca,
00:05:56 - What?
00:05:59 - I know how to spell.
00:06:02 - Now you're making fun of me.
00:06:05 You'll never get
00:06:08 - I think I just did.
00:06:12 Jump back!
00:06:16 Oooh!
00:06:19 If I ever get off this chain,
00:06:22 Everybody back up! I don't know
00:06:26 I love the smell of
00:06:29 [Sniffs]
00:06:32 [Luca] Oooh!
00:06:37 So much time,
00:06:42 [Squeaking]
00:06:45 Mouse!
00:06:47 No thanks, I'm full.
00:06:50 Get him, Garfield!
00:06:53 Get him, Jon!
00:07:01 - [Jon Yelling]
00:07:03 Oh, it's always gotta be
00:07:05 Nobody poisons anymore.
00:07:09 Aha.!
00:07:11 Whoa...
00:07:14 There's my ball!
00:07:16 What good is a cat
00:07:19 I don't do the chase thing.
00:07:21 All right,
00:07:25 I know you don't hear me,
00:07:31 [Panting]
00:07:33 Louis, what are you doing
00:07:37 Sorry, Garfield, man.
00:07:39 Look, when he sees you, he expects
00:07:42 Jon's got those macadamia nut cookies.
00:07:45 - You understand?
00:07:48 Aw!
00:07:52 [Garfield Swallows]
00:07:54 Mm. Mmm.
00:07:59 [Slurping]
00:08:01 - Mm! Mmm!
00:08:04 See, I knew you could do it
00:08:07 - You are the best cat a guy could have.
00:08:10 [Chuckles]
00:08:14 Mmm.
00:08:18 Have you tasted
00:08:20 Hey, it wasn't exactly the first-class lounge
00:08:23 Get yourself lost. Take a powder for a couple days,
00:08:28 Cool.
00:08:30 I got a question for you.
00:08:33 Finally, back on
00:08:36 You're gonna make sure
00:08:39 Isn't that right,
00:08:41 That cat's puss is everywhere...
00:08:46 Who would want
00:08:48 [Door Opens]
00:08:51 - Hey, buddy.
00:08:55 Remember, be happy.
00:08:57 I'm happy when I'm with you,
00:08:59 of tomato paste, ricotta cheese,
00:09:03 Garfield, don't even
00:09:05 That's my food.
00:09:08 I may just nibble.
00:09:10 Thanks, Happy.
00:09:12 I'm Christopher Mello.
00:09:15 Be happy.
00:09:18 - [Bell Rings]
00:09:20 - [Sneezing]
00:09:24 Give me the Benadryl.
00:09:27 Yeah! Yeah.
00:09:28 Yeah! Yeah.
00:09:31 Damned cat allergies.
00:09:36 [Sneezes]
00:09:41 Any word
00:09:43 Uh, no, but they're looking for a dog act
00:09:46 Dog act!
00:09:48 Looking for a dog,
00:09:51 I thought the segment
00:09:53 [Whiny Voice]
00:09:55 Of course it went well,
00:09:57 The 50 housewives
00:10:00 This is WalterJ. Chapman
00:10:04 Oh, please,
00:10:06 ...were met with angry crowds...
00:10:08 And everybody always said
00:10:12 I was the smart one.
00:10:15 But there you are
00:10:18 and here I am working with this sack of dander
00:10:23 Back to you, Dan.
00:10:24 Back to you, Dan.
00:10:27 Garfield!
00:10:29 - [Moaning]
00:10:32 [Hiccups]
00:10:35 What am I gonna do
00:10:37 Love me. Feed me.
00:10:40 Come on. Let's go for a ride
00:10:43 that always leaves you
00:10:46 Huh? Oh, I know...
00:10:48 [Garfield]
00:10:51 No? Wendy's?
00:10:55 Well, I'm stumped.
00:10:59 Hmm. The only time I ever leave my cul-de-sac
00:11:05 which he's been doing a lot recently,
00:11:10 Jon must want to go
00:11:14 Well, there's nothing wrong
00:11:17 He's just a happy,
00:11:19 No need for
00:11:21 - Well, I worry about him.
00:11:23 Ooh!
00:11:25 You know, you care about him more than
00:11:28 "Him" has a name.
00:11:31 Let's get Garfield in for his dip.
00:11:37 - Mm. Oh!
00:11:40 Uh, Mr. Pathetic, you've had a crush
00:11:43 Would you please ask her out so she can
00:11:47 - I have to ask her out.
00:11:50 - Wish me luck.
00:11:53 You the man. You the fella.
00:11:55 You preach to her. Show her how
00:11:58 you hopeless loser.
00:12:03 Betty, today, why don't you start me off
00:12:06 a manicure
00:12:09 Seaweed wrap, loofah...
00:12:11 belly rub, uh...
00:12:13 tail waxing and then
00:12:16 Jon, there's something
00:12:20 Something that I wouldn't ask
00:12:23 Wait, no. I think I know
00:12:25 - You do?
00:12:27 Liz, I've wanted to ask you
00:12:31 - Are you sure that
00:12:33 Yeah, uh, I've never been more sure
00:12:36 Liz, I am ready
00:12:39 - I am ready for...
00:12:42 [Laughs]
00:12:44 - A dog!
00:12:47 A dog.
00:12:49 - [Laughs]
00:12:51 - Hey, I think he likes you.
00:12:53 - [Whines]
00:12:55 [Chuckles] He's a frisky... frisky
00:12:58 His name's Odie,
00:13:01 if he has to live
00:13:03 He needs to
00:13:06 [Hair Dryer Blowing]
00:13:14 Well, thank you. Thank you very much,
00:13:17 - No, maybe not in my neighborhood.
00:13:20 Hey, Boomer,
00:13:24 Gotta fly, everybody. Really, please,
00:13:28 So great of you
00:13:31 but I've got somebody waiting for me,
00:13:34 - [Meowing]
00:13:36 I know what it's like to be unloved.
00:13:40 I'll try to come back and visit,
00:13:43 - Bye-bye.
00:13:45 Bye-bye, everybody.
00:13:48 Jon, you know you don't have to do this
00:13:50 No. No, it's okay.
00:13:53 Some part of me always wanted
00:13:55 to have a pet that actually
00:13:58 [Laughs]
00:14:00 One question... Am I still gorgeous?
00:14:04 Jon, I think we got
00:14:06 - [Whining]
00:14:08 I can help
00:14:11 [Garfield]
00:14:13 - We could all go out together. Park, dog shows,
00:14:16 - Stuff like that.
00:14:19 W-Wait a minute.
00:14:23 Oh, Jonny boy, the time has come
00:14:27 You're not gonna believe it. A mongrel mutt
00:14:31 Garfield, this is Odie.
00:14:34 Whoa! You went in there to get a date
00:14:37 Oh, that's bad even for you.
00:14:41 Oh, no, no, no. We're not
00:14:44 Hey, I ride shotgun!
00:14:48 What are you looking at, tick boy?
00:14:51 [Garfield]
00:14:53 Quickly, turn around...
00:14:57 [Crying]
00:15:00 Please take this
00:15:03 - Please.
00:15:05 This is your new home.
00:15:08 [Crying]
00:15:13 Come on, buddy.
00:15:15 Jon, you had me,
00:15:20 and now you've got
00:15:23 [Sniffling]
00:15:25 Garfield,
00:15:28 - I am aware, Nermal.
00:15:31 Gee, I don't know, Nermal.
00:15:33 It just seems like
00:15:35 bringing a dog into a house
00:15:38 Can we drop it?
00:15:41 It's... just a splattered bug
00:15:44 A bug?
00:15:46 A dim-witted, smelly, goofy...
00:15:48 Splattered bug that I will deal with
00:15:52 - Come on.
00:15:55 See ya later, Garfield.
00:15:58 Come on.
00:16:02 [Laughs] This is payback
00:16:05 Payback.
00:16:08 This is your new home, Odie.
00:16:13 And, uh, the TV over there.
00:16:15 - And, uh, the kitchen.
00:16:17 You wanna go see it?
00:16:20 Why don't you draw him
00:16:23 Okay, I've gotta...
00:16:27 Jon's a cat guy,
00:16:29 This'll last a week,
00:16:33 Boy, this puppy
00:16:37 Nah, this is just a bad dream. I'm gonna
00:16:41 everything will be
00:16:50 - [Panting]
00:16:52 Not close.
00:16:54 Dog cooties.
00:16:59 - [Thuds]
00:17:02 This is a nightmare. L...
00:17:04 I just need a little quality time
00:17:08 television.
00:17:11 [Chuckles]
00:17:15 [Sputters]
00:17:18 Hey, new guy, let me hip you
00:17:21 Number one...
00:17:24 I even see you raise a leg,
00:17:32 Very well.
00:17:34 - [Smack]
00:17:45 Yeah, I think I just may have
00:18:03 Leave me alone.
00:18:06 Pop a worm pill
00:18:10 You wanna play? Fine.
00:18:14 Go jump in the pail,
00:18:17 Come on. It's real simple.
00:18:21 Follow the ball,
00:18:23 Come on, Odie.
00:18:26 Come on over here and just jump
00:18:30 Come on. No.
00:18:32 Uh-oh.!
00:18:33 Aaah!
00:18:38 Oh, no.!
00:18:41 Whoa!
00:18:47 Aaah.!
00:18:54 Oh, no!
00:19:00 Houston, we have a problem.
00:19:04 Odie, get off the pail.
00:19:07 Would you get off
00:19:09 Okay, time for a new game.
00:19:12 It's called
00:19:14 Come here! Get back here!
00:19:17 Come on!
00:19:19 If my legs were longer,
00:19:23 Just wait for one second.
00:19:25 Slow... down.
00:19:26 - [Laughs]
00:19:29 Well, well, well.
00:19:32 Hey, Luca, is that a new chain
00:19:36 Looks good on ya. You look great.
00:19:38 Oh, I've been waiting
00:19:41 - Would that be regular years or dog years?
00:19:44 - [Cowering]
00:19:46 What the... Get away
00:19:49 Uh, Luca, this is Odie.
00:19:53 Luca, do me a favor and eat him for me,
00:19:56 - [Girl Cat] Garfield, are you all right?
00:19:58 Luca's about
00:20:01 If it wasn't for Odie,
00:20:03 [Nermal]
00:20:06 - Odie's a hero!
00:20:09 No, Odie's an imbecile
00:20:12 [Jon Gurgling]
00:20:15 Hey, moondust...
00:20:17 if I were you, I'd grab
00:20:20 Jon doesn't let me
00:20:22 [Sighs]
00:20:25 Odie... You wanna
00:20:28 Okay.
00:20:30 Wha...
00:20:33 Hey, buddy. Good boy.
00:20:36 You want to sleep
00:20:38 [Jon In High Voice]
00:20:40 I think I'm going
00:20:44 Good night, Odie.
00:20:46 Great. Wish me luck
00:21:05 Another day ruined.
00:21:15 Oh, you little suck-up. Oh!
00:21:19 ?? [Singing]
00:21:24 Whoa! Whoa, baby.
00:21:31 No. Down.
00:21:39 What part of"no"
00:21:42 The push off the chair?
00:21:47 Oh! Look. What am I
00:21:50 "Thanks for saving
00:21:53 Okay, thanks for saving
00:21:57 Where was I? Right here.
00:21:59 Oh!
00:22:01 That was a cheap shot.
00:22:03 Hit a guy
00:22:06 Oh, excuse me. L-I think you
00:22:09 I saw this and I thought,
00:22:12 Oh, I love to dish it out.
00:22:15 - ?? [Continues]
00:22:19 Come on.
00:22:21 That's right.
00:22:26 Oh, come on with that.
00:22:29 Get that weak stuff outta here.
00:22:31 Is that butt broken?
00:22:33 No, it's something
00:22:35 Can you do this?
00:22:38 Uh, shouldn't those hips be in the shop?
00:22:43 I'm-a walking the dog.
00:22:45 Well, step it up a little bit.
00:22:49 Ho, look at this.
00:22:51 It could go. Uh-huh.
00:22:55 You probably should've
00:22:57 before you stepped up
00:23:00 Back up.
00:23:02 Fly with me. Maybe something
00:23:05 Hey! How 'bout this?
00:23:09 Take it outside.!
00:23:12 Look who's here
00:23:14 I'm walking the porch.
00:23:18 Uh-huh.
00:23:21 Hey! Look. Garfield's
00:23:23 They're like buddies now!
00:23:25 What's the matter? Oh, my God!
00:23:28 I was doing a solo dance,
00:23:32 Did you guys see that?
00:23:33 Did you guys see that?
00:23:35 Uh-oh.
00:23:43 Look at the goony look
00:23:46 - Come on, buddy. Come here. Come on.
00:23:49 - Time for our date with Liz.
00:23:52 Yeah? Are you putting
00:23:56 Hey, Garfield,
00:24:00 - and he's leaving you behind.
00:24:03 [Nermal] They're off
00:24:06 And your point is?
00:24:08 Well, that's gotta feel bad...
00:24:10 being left byJon
00:24:13 It's like you're not
00:24:16 Hey, what do you say
00:24:18 Would you go get my power tools?
00:24:22 This is so sad.
00:24:24 Jon has completely
00:24:26 Doesn't realize
00:24:29 I need to be so very
00:24:32 at this difficult time.
00:24:34 Hey, wait up! Wait up for me!
00:24:38 Slow down! Please slow down!
00:24:41 Waa... oh! I think
00:24:48 All right. It's okay.
00:24:55 Oh, my poor nose.
00:24:58 [Man On P.A.] So, if you own Marie,
00:24:59 [Man On P.A.] So, if you own Marie,
00:25:02 Thank you very much.
00:25:06 Now, before the show starts, go over
00:25:11 and get those goodies.
00:25:13 We have things there
00:25:15 [Groans]
00:25:19 I'll catch up with ya.
00:25:22 or... or a skull fracture.
00:25:24 Maybe I'll get a CATscan.
00:25:26 A CAT scan!
00:25:29 [Man On P.A.]
00:25:32 if they would please
00:25:35 Oh, watch your step there.
00:25:43 [Applause]
00:25:45 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:25:48 Well, what if I
00:25:50 How 'bout I do the rolling around
00:25:53 And I'll purr. I'll purr like a Ferrari.
00:25:59 I won't climb drapes though. That's more
00:26:03 Oops. Dogs.
00:26:06 - Oh, what? You're all gonna take it personally?
00:26:10 - Stay!
00:26:12 Oh, now I really
00:26:15 Excuse me.
00:26:17 - [Clamoring]
00:26:21 [Man On P.A.]
00:26:23 People, control
00:26:26 Music! Music, you idiot!
00:26:29 ?? [Dance]
00:26:31 - Yeah, play the music.
00:26:34 [Garfield]
00:26:36 - Feets, don't fail me now.!
00:26:39 [Man On P.A.] I apologize for this.
00:26:44 - This is highly irregular.
00:26:46 Odie.! Odie, come on.
00:26:49 Odie.! Odie, you want a treat?
00:26:51 ?? [Continues]
00:26:54 Okay. All right.
00:26:56 I'm a cat in trouble.
00:26:59 - Ooh!
00:27:00 - [Barking]
00:27:04 Come on, Pinkie. Move it out.!
00:27:12 Move.! Move.! Move, Pinkie.!
00:27:15 [Man On P.A.] We certainly have
00:27:20 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:27:24 [Happy]
00:27:28 Hyah, Pinkie! Hyah!
00:27:32 A cat's life is at stake. Whoa.!
00:27:36 Thanks for the ride.
00:27:38 Excuse me, ma'am.
00:27:42 [Crying]
00:27:44 This is exactly
00:27:48 I promise if I survive,
00:27:52 Okay.! You got me.!
00:27:54 But before I say good-bye...
00:27:58 Look who's here to witness this.
00:28:01 You're so stupid.
00:28:04 ?? [Continues]
00:28:05 Whoo! Yeah!
00:28:10 Whoo. Whoo-hoo.
00:28:12 ?? [Ends]
00:28:14 [Laughs]
00:28:17 Odie, come here.
00:28:20 [Man On P.A.]
00:28:24 [Laughs]
00:28:29 [Cheering]
00:28:31 You know, this is exactly
00:28:33 that could have
00:28:36 Oh, thank you, Mr. Chapman,
00:28:39 And that's... that's all
00:28:41 - You're kidding.
00:28:44 Okay. Well,
00:28:47 And, uh...
00:28:49 this is for you if you
00:28:52 You just ring me up.
00:28:55 I changed my mind.
00:28:57 - Okay.
00:28:59 - Okay.
00:29:02 [Man On P.A.] What a sensational ending
00:29:06 - Smile.
00:29:09 a fabulous dancing puppy
00:29:13 ...the cul-de-sac. Never leave the cul-de-sac.
00:29:16 N-Never leave the cul-de-sac.
00:29:19 Never leave the cul-de-sac.
00:29:22 [Groans]
00:29:27 - [Jon] I had fun today. Thank you.
00:29:30 Would you like to come in?
00:29:32 - Uh, not today.
00:29:34 - I'm sorry.
00:29:37 I have to cover
00:29:39 Oh! Really?
00:29:42 How's Sunday?
00:29:44 Sunday is... Sunday's great.
00:29:48 [Laughs]
00:29:54 So, I'll...
00:29:56 - I'll see you Sunday.
00:29:58 - Sunday.
00:30:04 Why? Why has this happened?
00:30:07 I was the one.
00:30:10 Not about some stupid,
00:30:14 high-maintenance disco dog.
00:30:20 Ahh!
00:30:31 Oh, no.
00:30:40 [Gasps]
00:30:49 [Creaking]
00:30:56 Huh? Oh...
00:31:02 ?? [Jon Singing]
00:31:15 You just can't do this, Jon. He's trying
00:31:19 You know me. I'm too lazy
00:31:21 I was provoked, pushed,
00:31:25 You can't kick me out of my own house
00:31:30 Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!
00:31:31 Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!
00:31:32 You know I'm scared
00:31:37 Yeah, that's a good boy.
00:31:41 ? Used to haveJon to myself?
00:31:45 ? Day or night
00:31:50 ? From dawn to dusk
00:31:53 ? I'd lounge about in my home?
00:31:58 ? But now I'm out
00:32:01 ? All alone till
00:32:07 ? I'm in a new dog
00:32:19 ? Used to think I had a home?
00:32:23 ? A special place
00:32:28 ? But now the dog's in
00:32:31 ? I've got noJon
00:32:37 ?? [Wailing]
00:32:45 ? I'm in a new dog
00:32:53 [Crying]
00:33:00 Leave me alone.
00:33:03 You're inside with him,
00:33:33 Odie? You came out here
00:33:37 I'm touched.
00:33:39 - And you must be touched in the head.
00:33:43 ?? [Garfield Singing]
00:33:48 - See you in the morning, little fella.
00:33:51 You know, a puppy needs a little tough love
00:33:55 I think it builds character.
00:33:57 Hello, Pooky. Miss me?
00:33:59 You know what? I'm gonna
00:34:03 I'm going to teach him how to
00:34:06 - [Whining]
00:34:08 - That cat is such a pig.
00:34:11 You never put
00:34:13 Why not?
00:34:16 Because dogs...
00:34:18 [Scooter Approaching]
00:34:23 [Barking]
00:34:39 [Barking]
00:34:57 [Barking]
00:35:04 [Siren Wailing]
00:35:34 [Whines]
00:35:40 [Snoring]
00:35:43 Sure, Jon, I'll eat
00:35:55 [Woman] Oh, look.
00:35:59 You're a lost dog.
00:36:02 [Strains]
00:36:05 Well, we can fix that.
00:36:08 [Chuckles]
00:36:13 Oh, do I feel good
00:36:16 I slept like a fat cat.
00:36:20 Hey, tall, dark and human,
00:36:22 Odie! Where
00:36:25 Well, relax. Uh, I think
00:36:29 - Odie?
00:36:36 Odie! Odie?
00:36:40 Hm. Well, maybe he's fetching
00:36:47 Where is that silly dog?
00:36:53 I can't go on like this
00:36:56 I've got to get a dog.
00:36:58 I think that's a lovely idea.
00:37:00 I know you've been sad and lonely since
00:37:03 Not for me, you imbecile.
00:37:05 If I could get my hands on
00:37:09 wouldn't WalterJ.
00:37:14 - Like Odie?
00:37:16 Yeah, now he was good.
00:37:20 Oh, yeah. You know, he was
00:37:24 - And...
00:37:26 [Happy]
00:37:33 Hi, it's Jon. I was just calling to see
00:37:37 My name is Jon Arbuckle,
00:37:39 I've looked all around the neighborhood,
00:37:42 I saw him last night, but I
00:37:44 And, uh, if you see him,
00:37:47 Uh, I was calling to see if you'd seen Odie?
00:37:50 I was giving him a bath,
00:37:54 You know, 'cause
00:37:56 He's about 15 pounds.
00:38:00 - [Doorbell Rings]
00:38:02 Um, I'm offering a reward.
00:38:05 Yeah, that's right.
00:38:08 - Hi.
00:38:11 I'd say the refrigerator
00:38:14 Wh... What are you
00:38:16 We're having dinner,
00:38:18 Right! R...
00:38:21 Th-The two of us.
00:38:26 - Shall I come in?
00:38:28 Yeah.
00:38:32 Uh, you know, uh, Liz,
00:38:35 Uh, uh, it's not really a confession.
00:38:38 It's a... You know what it is?
00:38:41 It's like a declaration.
00:38:43 I love it
00:38:45 - Do what?
00:38:48 It's cute.
00:38:50 It's one of the reasons I had
00:38:53 You had a crush on me?
00:38:55 Yeah. I thought you were
00:38:59 Not like all those
00:39:01 I don't believe it. L...
00:39:03 - Isn't that funny?
00:39:06 Hilarious.
00:39:08 So, um, what's your confession/
00:39:13 Actually, um...
00:39:18 I forgot about our dinner.
00:39:21 [Laughs] Oh, that's okay.
00:39:24 No. No, I'm...
00:39:27 Let me just, uh, get my jacket,
00:39:36 Okay, what am I gonna do?
00:39:38 What... What am I gonna do?
00:39:42 If you tell her the truth,
00:39:45 And you won't have to
00:39:48 It's kinda creepy having a vet
00:39:50 I can't just go out and pretend like
00:39:53 Well, I sure could. The one thing you can't do
00:39:57 - I gotta tell her.
00:40:00 - I've gotta tell her.
00:40:04 Schmuck.
00:40:05 Liz, uh,
00:40:08 - Why not?
00:40:11 - What?
00:40:14 I called the pound.
00:40:16 I looked everywhere,
00:40:18 - Why didn't you just tell me?
00:40:20 he was the only reason you were
00:40:23 - Come on.
00:40:27 No, I mean, come on.
00:40:29 O-Oh.
00:40:35 Ayayayayay.
00:40:38 How can this dog be such a problem
00:40:43 Well, I'm not gonna
00:40:46 I believe you've
00:40:48 - He answers to "Odie."
00:40:51 Family name.
00:40:55 Oh! Odie!
00:40:58 There you are. Oh!
00:41:01 [Laughs]
00:41:05 Yes. Yes. Yes.
00:41:10 How could I ever
00:41:12 An autograph
00:41:14 Then splendid
00:41:18 - ?? [TVTheme]
00:41:20 - Uh, no.
00:41:23 [Groans]
00:41:24 - [Doorbell Rings]
00:41:26 [Sighs]
00:41:29 Ooh.
00:41:32 This is ridiculous.
00:41:35 - Hey, what are you lookin' at?
00:41:39 [Nermal]
00:41:41 - What's going on?
00:41:43 - We know how much you wanted him gone.
00:41:46 All I wanted was
00:41:48 And to do it, you cast Odie out
00:41:51 We saw how you locked
00:41:53 Oh, I don't believe you guys.
00:41:57 He's a dumb dog.
00:41:59 - Uh, what?
00:42:02 - Any one of us could be next.
00:42:04 There's no room for anybody else
00:42:07 Huh? Oh, that's
00:42:10 Well, I may have been a little tough
00:42:14 but, uh,
00:42:18 I understand Happy
00:42:20 A special treat.
00:42:22 Ah, guten Morgen, Chris.
00:42:24 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have been working
00:42:28 and I would like
00:42:32 Odieschnitzel!
00:42:37 Lookee here!
00:42:40 And he's safe and sound.
00:42:42 Although, he seems to have found
00:42:46 He still can't dance.
00:42:48 Well, this gets me off the hook
00:42:50 - Now I'm gonna be the hero.
00:42:53 Oh, I'm glad you think so, Chris,
00:42:58 Old Happy Chapman
00:43:00 are going to be climbing aboard
00:43:04 bound to New York City,
00:43:06 to be regular contributors
00:43:10 Huh? That's his last name...
00:43:13 Thank you for all your help yesterday.
00:43:16 Jon, Odie's on TV,
00:43:19 L-I'm sorry.
00:43:22 Um, I upped the reward
00:43:25 And, uh, I'm going to put up
00:43:27 He's clog dancing, I think,
00:43:29 I'm sorry.
00:43:32 - Oh, you're gonna miss it.
00:43:35 Garfield's
00:43:37 Do I have to bark
00:43:40 Come on.
00:43:42 Arf! Arf! Arf!
00:43:44 While we're young.
00:43:47 [Both]
00:43:49 Oh, you're gonna miss this. He's the small one.
00:43:53 [Garfield Groans]
00:43:55 Garfield, I'm not in the mood.
00:44:00 You know, it's never good
00:44:03 And this may be
00:44:05 [Wendell]
00:44:07 H-He's months of positive reinforcement
00:44:17 Happy, you promised
00:44:20 I mean, that collar
00:44:22 This collar...
00:44:25 is the dog's future.
00:44:29 Do you have a problem
00:44:32 - No.
00:44:34 Now we'll see how smart
00:44:42 Happy Chapman. Happy Chapman.
00:44:44 Not now, Garfield.
00:44:47 Jon, you're denser
00:44:49 - [Door Opens]
00:44:52 - [Door Closes]
00:44:54 Wait a second.
00:44:58 My box... My box
00:45:02 Let's see. AppleJacks.
00:45:05 Kibbly Kat.
00:45:08 Telegraph Tower. That's where they make
00:45:13 Yeah. But how far away
00:45:16 Maybe...
00:45:19 Apaw and a half maybe.
00:45:23 [Panting]
00:45:26 Can't do this.
00:45:30 Shouldn't have tried it
00:45:34 Must go back and reload.
00:45:36 - [Applause]
00:45:39 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
00:45:42 - [Applause]
00:45:45 Mmm.
00:45:48 Ah, and that's the sign
00:45:51 I can do this. Beyond this intersection
00:45:55 And another and another.
00:45:57 On the other hand, I wonder if there's
00:46:01 No. Now's not the time
00:46:03 Now's the time
00:46:05 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:46:18 ? He is trampling out
00:46:23 - ? He has...??
00:46:27 [Garfield]
00:46:30 Oh, taxi.
00:46:32 [Garfield]
00:46:41 No, Odie's not a hound dog.
00:46:45 No, I don't want
00:46:48 - Thanks anyway.
00:46:50 Garfield, lunchtime.
00:46:53 I made your favorite...
00:47:00 Garfield!
00:47:03 Garfield!
00:47:06 Garfield, where are you?
00:47:13 Can anyone direct me
00:47:15 that's shown on the back
00:47:19 Uh, it's the one right by
00:47:24 Well, this doesn't feel
00:47:28 [Clattering]
00:47:30 - Hello?
00:47:33 - [Garfield] Uh-oh, rats.
00:47:35 - Rats the size of rats.
00:47:37 Is that big orange blob a cat?
00:47:39 Hey, now, why am I
00:47:41 - Some of my best friends are vermin.
00:47:44 - Finally, some meat.
00:47:46 Meat? No, it's not meat.
00:47:49 It's 100% body fat.
00:47:52 Hey, body fat's
00:47:54 - [Rats] Mmm. Yea.! Yippee.!
00:47:56 - Garfield.! Coming through.
00:47:59 Come on, Louis.
00:48:02 Hey, back off. Garfield?
00:48:05 Besides defending my life?
00:48:09 dog got kidnapped by a TV star,
00:48:12 Seems like you got yourself
00:48:14 I wish there was something
00:48:16 Louis, I think you and I
00:48:19 - The macadamia nut cookies?
00:48:22 - Sorry, rat pack, this cat's with me.
00:48:25 Y'all got to roll.
00:48:27 Who wants to go
00:48:31 [Laughs] Hey, maybe next time,
00:48:34 Good luck with the plague
00:48:36 Don't push your luck, fat cat.
00:48:39 Garfield, you can't just
00:48:42 There are dangers everywhere.
00:48:44 Potholes, subways,
00:48:47 You think you can get me
00:48:49 Two more cookies and you got a deal.
00:48:53 [Garfield]
00:48:55 [Louis]
00:48:57 Louis, this is a little bit
00:49:00 If I didn't have a box over my head,
00:49:05 Okay, hold up. All right.
00:49:08 Now, when I give you the signal,
00:49:12 - [Garfield] Way over there by the horizon?
00:49:16 Wait up.! Wait up.!
00:49:19 [Gasps, Groans]
00:49:21 [Grunts]
00:49:23 - Am I dead?
00:49:27 Don't move?
00:49:29 [Louis]
00:49:33 Oh, no, it's a stampede.!
00:49:37 - If I can just get away from this herd.
00:49:41 Garfield!
00:49:43 Garfield, where are you?
00:49:45 Garfield, get down
00:49:48 No. I'm not coming down.
00:49:50 I'm happy to live the rest of my life
00:49:58 Liz! Liz!
00:50:01 - What's wrong?
00:50:04 First Odie, and now Garfield.
00:50:07 - Wait. What happened?
00:50:09 I can't live
00:50:11 Let's start at the park.
00:50:13 Let's start at the park.
00:50:14 Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
00:50:17 Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
00:50:19 Garfield, relax.
00:50:22 - We're here now.
00:50:25 The Telegraph Tower
00:50:32 [Garfield]
00:50:34 You gotta go all the way up there?
00:50:37 I'll catch you later.
00:50:39 - Thanks a lot, partner.
00:50:42 - What?
00:50:44 - You know, five-oh? Control-oh.
00:50:47 - Animal control, man.
00:50:50 - Keep it squeal.
00:50:53 [Louis]
00:50:55 I can't try the door. I couldn't
00:51:04 Hey...
00:51:06 [Panting]
00:51:09 First thing Monday morning...
00:51:12 I'm gonna get to work
00:51:21 Okay, everything
00:51:24 Looks like we got ourselves
00:51:29 [Beeping]
00:51:32 Hmm.
00:51:34 Guess we'll just...
00:51:40 [Straining]
00:51:47 - [Vent Clatters]
00:51:49 That wasn't my stomach, was it?
00:51:51 - [Air Blowing]
00:51:55 Ooh. Woah!
00:51:57 Woah.!
00:52:06 - Whee!
00:52:10 Aaah!
00:52:15 Oh, my poor nose.
00:52:21 [Liz]
00:52:29 - What?
00:52:31 Somebody found him.
00:52:35 Let's go.
00:52:37 [Garfield]
00:52:38 [Garfield]
00:52:39 Ode.!
00:52:43 Ode-ster.!
00:52:46 Ode-man.
00:52:48 This rescue thing
00:52:51 When do heroes
00:52:53 - [Barks]
00:52:55 - It's Odie.!
00:52:57 O-O-O-O...
00:53:02 Odie.
00:53:06 I'm so sorry
00:53:08 Look. We kind of got off
00:53:11 But, come on. You can be
00:53:15 And you don't give me
00:53:16 And you're
00:53:19 But we have a common purpose.
00:53:23 Jon needs us even more.
00:53:26 And I kinda
00:53:29 So, stand back.
00:53:32 I almost got it.
00:53:34 Hurry up, Wendell.
00:53:40 Do you think he's ready
00:53:42 [Happy]
00:53:46 Come on, Odie.
00:53:51 Now.
00:53:53 Ah. Good morning, New York.
00:53:57 I know you're gonna flip for Odie
00:54:01 - [Whirring]
00:54:03 [Happy Laughing]
00:54:05 - A shock collar? That's... That's inhumane.
00:54:09 Oh, gosh, hot doggy.
00:54:13 So, when does
00:54:16 Oh. Two hours.
00:54:18 Tickets?
00:54:24 Poor Odie.
00:54:28 neglect and degradation.
00:54:31 Hey, nobody gets to mistreat
00:54:39 Psst.! I'll be right behind you,
00:54:43 [Whimpers]
00:54:57 Surf s up!
00:55:00 Gravity, do your thang!
00:55:06 Ah-ooh!
00:55:11 Ah-ooh.!
00:55:13 Woah!
00:55:17 Woah!
00:55:20 I think I had a nightmare
00:55:23 Woah!
00:55:37 Once again, my life has been saved
00:55:43 I said limo, not taxi.
00:55:47 Odie, here I come!
00:55:51 - I'll rescue you.!
00:55:54 - Gotcha.!
00:55:56 Well, what have we got here?
00:55:59 Looks like we got us
00:56:02 [Garfield] Hey, McGillicuddy,
00:56:04 happening right there
00:56:06 I'm trying to do
00:56:10 - [Dogs Barking]
00:56:12 - Welcome to my world, Red.
00:56:14 - Newbie on the block.
00:56:17 - Here we go.
00:56:20 [Garfield]
00:56:23 - In you go, big fella.
00:56:25 - What is with the cage?
00:56:29 Oh, now, this is insulting.
00:56:32 - Gimme newspaper?
00:56:34 - I oughta give you a bunch of fives.
00:56:37 - Rosa, I'm watching you.
00:56:40 I was trying to save a friend...
00:56:43 that's not very smart,
00:56:46 I don't belong in here.
00:56:48 L-I'm not a stray.
00:56:51 - Hi. I'm Jon Arbuckle.
00:56:53 Um, I think you have
00:56:55 - I think you're mistaken.
00:56:59 No, he's Happy Chapman's dog.
00:57:02 Happy Chapman?
00:57:04 The gentleman with the cat
00:57:09 He came
00:57:11 Odie's the family name,
00:57:16 - Well, uh, good day.
00:57:20 Happy Chapman took Odie?
00:57:24 L-I don't know.
00:57:27 ?? [Garfield: Hymn]
00:57:28 ?? [Garfield: Hymn]
00:57:32 Ah, shut up.!
00:57:34 Hey, save it
00:57:40 ?? [Ends]
00:57:42 Could you please be quiet?
00:57:46 Oh, this really
00:57:48 Hey, Persnikitty. Happy Chapman's cat.
00:57:52 I was his cat
00:57:57 Oh, then he replaced me with a dog
00:58:01 - All humans are the same.
00:58:05 [Chuckles] No way.
00:58:08 He puts up with me,
00:58:11 And he lets you vacation
00:58:14 Yeah, not for long,
00:58:16 Would you please
00:58:18 My name isn't
00:58:21 - It's Sir Roland.
00:58:23 Yes. Another one of
00:58:26 I was trained in the classical theater,
00:58:29 But now, I'm a celebrity
00:58:33 with a name
00:58:36 Well, this may hurt
00:58:38 I'm trying to rescue the dog
00:58:41 I mean, Roland. Uh, Happy and Odie
00:58:45 to go to New York to become regulars
00:58:48 Wait a minute.
00:58:51 You're a cat that's
00:58:55 It's true. I know.
00:58:58 At first I thought he was a pain,
00:59:02 like a wart you wanna have removed
00:59:05 it defines you
00:59:08 Do you know, that is
00:59:11 Let me ask you
00:59:14 What are you talking about?
00:59:16 How could you understand?
00:59:20 Oh, my gosh.
00:59:23 Guard, may I have
00:59:27 [Guard] Well, hello there.
00:59:30 All right. I need a five-count lineup
00:59:33 - Move, move, move.
00:59:35 Adoption. Looks like one of us
00:59:38 So, you're here
00:59:41 All right. Well, let's see
00:59:43 - [Persnikitty] Careful.
00:59:45 Can I just say
00:59:47 How are you, newbie?
00:59:52 Come here.
00:59:54 Oh, you are a heavy one.
00:59:56 - Excuse me. Muscle weighs more than fat.
00:59:59 - Come over here.
01:00:02 Hey, what about me?
01:00:04 All right.
01:00:07 Paws on the white line.
01:00:10 I don't need to be adopted, guys.
01:00:14 - That one.
01:00:16 She picked me!
01:00:18 - [Singsong] She picked me. She picked me.
01:00:22 That one. The one that looks
01:00:25 Back it up, Red.
01:00:27 - [Persnikitty] Sorry, love.
01:00:29 Better luck next time.
01:00:31 - There you go.
01:00:34 Jon's gonna be here
01:00:37 When I give the signal,
01:00:39 - What?
01:00:42 - Do I really have to run?
01:00:44 Eat hair ball, Happy Chapman!
01:00:47 - [Guard] Not the red button.!
01:00:49 [Persnikitty] Once more
01:00:54 ?? [Sings]
01:00:57 [Barking]
01:00:59 - Go, go, go, go, go!
01:01:01 Run! Run! Let's go!
01:01:06 [Dog]
01:01:08 Don't stop!
01:01:18 Code blue! Code blue!
01:01:20 Halt! Stop! You have not
01:01:24 [Chattering]
01:01:54 - [Jon] Garfield's been here.
01:01:56 - Can I help you with something?
01:01:59 Uh, yeah. He's on his way to the train station.
01:02:02 D-Do you guys
01:02:04 - I'm gonna have to ask you guys to leave.
01:02:06 Okay, thanks.
01:02:13 - [Gasps]
01:02:15 [Man On P.A.] Your attention please.
01:02:19 is now departing
01:02:23 All aboard!
01:02:26 All aboard.!
01:02:35 Good afternoon, gentlemen. What will you be
01:02:40 Steak.
01:02:43 Beep, beep. Cat coming through.
01:02:47 - Nyow! I just had to do that.
01:02:50 [Man On P.A.] Final call
01:02:53 The New Amsterdam Limited
01:02:59 No. Wait.
01:03:02 Wait. Don't. No. Oh.
01:03:05 You monster, Chapman.!
01:03:08 [Sobbing]
01:03:12 Whoa.
01:03:14 - Let's wait here now, honey.
01:03:17 I got it. It's just a train set, only bigger.
01:03:23 - Oh, no, we're too late.
01:03:25 We're gonna stop
01:03:29 Somewhere around here...
01:03:32 there's gotta be
01:03:34 with all the trains on it.
01:03:36 [Man On Radio] Yeah, now's a good time
01:03:39 Over and out.
01:03:43 He looks like the type.
01:03:46 And this must be where
01:03:52 [Woman] I'm very sorry, sir.
01:03:55 Ma'am, you don't understand.
01:03:58 My dog and my cat
01:04:01 I suppose ifJon
01:04:08 Okay, we gotta find our train.
01:04:11 - [Beeps]
01:04:15 [Female Computer Voice]
01:04:19 Well, I'm sorry. Folks in Boston
01:04:22 - Ha!
01:04:25 Let's see what happens
01:04:28 - Warning: Seattle Wind...
01:04:33 Warning: Collision.
01:04:35 Ma'am, I'm looking for
01:04:37 Just one second.
01:04:41 - The New Amsterdam Limited...
01:04:45 - [Horn Sounds]
01:04:49 - Gosh, you sound like my mother.
01:04:52 - [Alarm Blaring]
01:04:55 - Warning.
01:04:59 - Five, four...
01:05:02 - Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
01:05:05 [Horns Blaring]
01:05:09 - [Beeping]
01:05:12 Okay, everybody.
01:05:15 - Okay?
01:05:19 - You have to stop that train.
01:05:21 [Beeping]
01:05:23 I'll be down to meet you
01:05:26 Actually, that train has stopped.
01:05:32 Are we on the right train?
01:05:38 [Beeps]
01:05:44 - Where are ya?
01:05:48 I think I recognize
01:05:52 [Continues Whining]
01:05:55 Hey, come on.
01:05:57 - [Scratching]
01:06:00 when you book
01:06:04 Good to see you, partner.
01:06:11 Let's get outta here.
01:06:13 Your attention please.
01:06:15 Your attention please.
01:06:17 is making an unscheduled stop
01:06:20 No, sir,
01:06:22 - No, no, my future is running away from me.
01:06:26 [No Audible Dialogue]
01:06:30 [Conductor] Please, stay calm
01:06:32 - [Man] Hey.!
01:06:34 Buddy!
01:06:40 [Panting]
01:06:47 Ah.
01:06:54 Hey, could you slow down?
01:06:58 And I am over it.
01:07:02 We're free. Oh.
01:07:04 - If it isn't Unhappy Chappy.
01:07:10 Nice accessory, but I don't think
01:07:13 Let's get outta here.
01:07:19 Oh, right in the nose again!
01:07:22 - [Odie Whimpering]
01:07:26 Did you really think you could just
01:07:30 [Garfield]
01:07:32 No dumb dirty animal is ever
01:07:35 And let's see how you feel
01:07:38 - through that thick canine skull of yours.
01:07:41 - Come here.
01:07:46 [Garfield Yelling]
01:07:50 [Grunts, Groaning]
01:07:53 - Hey, Boomer. What round is it?
01:07:56 - We're here to help.
01:07:59 In the fur!
01:08:01 - Come on. Come on. Come on.
01:08:05 [Both Growling]
01:08:09 [Whistling]
01:08:12 [Dogs Continue Barking]
01:08:19 [Dog Growling]
01:08:21 - [Barks]
01:08:24 - Okay. Okay.
01:08:27 Rats! Aah!
01:08:34 All right, here's the drill. Cats,
01:08:39 Dogs, bite but don't chew.
01:08:41 - [Gulps]
01:08:47 [Garfield]
01:08:51 it's showtime.
01:08:55 All right, boys.
01:08:58 [Clamoring]
01:09:00 Thanks, boys.
01:09:03 Better split before
01:09:06 - Hey, Garfield, shake it easy.
01:09:11 Odie, would you mind
01:09:17 Every dog
01:09:22 - Nice kitty.
01:09:24 [Electrical Surge]
01:09:29 Let me tell you
01:09:31 To you, Odie might be
01:09:35 - But to me, he's all that and much more.
01:09:39 He's my friend.
01:09:42 Odie, try something else.
01:09:46 [Electrical Surge]
01:09:52 Strong finish,
01:09:55 Odie? Garfield?
01:09:57 - Odie?
01:10:03 - Be happy.
01:10:10 He didn't steal me.
01:10:12 Garfield! Odie!
01:10:14 - Come here. Hi.
01:10:16 Oh, I missed you guys so much.
01:10:20 I'm never gonna let you
01:10:22 Never. You guys
01:10:26 - You had me at hello.
01:10:30 - Get outta here.
01:10:33 with breaking news
01:10:35 Abby Shields reporting.
01:10:38 Details are sketchy,
01:10:42 may be the cause
01:10:44 A deranged man?
01:10:46 In fact, the police are bringing
01:10:50 Aah! Good grief.
01:10:52 [Nermal]
01:10:55 He's going for a ride
01:10:58 But sources tell me
01:11:01 somehow involved a dog
01:11:05 - [Girl Cat] Garfield.!
01:11:09 - Now he's a hero.
01:11:12 Garfield's on TV.
01:11:16 [Nermal]
01:11:19 - Garfield's a hero now.!
01:11:21 - [Nermal] Hero.!
01:11:24 - [Nermal] We're a whole street full of heroes.
01:11:27 - [Nermal] Yeah. Heroes.!
01:11:29 [Luca]
01:11:31 - [Nermal] Whoa.!
01:11:34 - [Nermal] Hey, Arlene.
01:11:38 I couldn't have done this
01:11:42 We...
01:11:44 You're a really
01:11:47 Jon, I wanna be more
01:11:52 - You do?
01:11:58 [Garfield]
01:12:14 ?? [Chorus On TV]
01:12:19 Yeah, just
01:12:24 Yeah, right!
01:12:28 [Chuckles] No, seriously,
01:12:30 Come on. Come on.
01:12:35 Down you go. We just
01:12:38 because we both love
01:12:40 - [Whimpers]
01:12:43 ?? [Singing]
01:13:12 [Chuckles]
01:13:14 ?? [Ends]
01:13:18 Uh, oops.
01:13:21 Hey, Odie, help me.
01:13:27 Odie, my friend,
01:13:31 Will you hurry up, you dumb dog?