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00:01:14 I have crossed
00:01:17 To snap pictures
00:01:20 I've invited them
00:01:22 Let them crash out
00:01:26 There's sunshine
00:01:29 My kitchen's
00:01:31 I'm crying out in vain
00:01:34 Like a little African child
00:01:38 Trapped in me
00:01:41 There's a little
00:01:50 All of these blowjobs
00:01:58 Why do they matter,
00:02:06 To the little
00:02:13 This is Zoe Salmon,
00:02:15 of international
00:02:18 new music video,
00:02:20 I was watching
00:02:22 and I saw footage
00:02:25 a war in I think
00:02:27 or Zimbabwe or Rwanda,
00:02:30 And I just thought,
00:02:33 And I made some phone calls.
00:02:36 Aldous' longtime girlfriend
00:02:39 model pop star Jackie Q.
00:02:41 He's really passionate.
00:02:44 He's never been to Africa,
00:02:48 And about, like,
00:02:50 When they were putting
00:02:53 "Imagine an African,
00:02:58 And this is what
00:03:00 an African,
00:03:02 That's how it... Well,
00:03:05 Obviously, I'm not saying I'm an African,
00:03:08 That would be... That's not for me to say.
00:03:11 That's for other people to
00:03:13 They think
00:03:15 Ride me inside me
00:03:17 Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
00:03:20 Ride me inside me
00:03:22 Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
00:03:24 Ride me inside me
00:03:26 Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
00:03:28 Jackie, you've had multiple hit singles,
00:03:32 and your very
00:03:34 How do you find balance
00:03:37 Naples is a darling.
00:03:39 Really cool!
00:03:40 He's so gorgeous.
00:03:42 And Aldy's the best father.
00:03:43 What do you love
00:03:46 I just love his
00:03:50 The way he says
00:03:53 Jackie.
00:03:55 Oh, don't.
00:03:57 You have a huge album coming out right now,
00:04:00 Everyone is so excited about it.
00:04:04 When people look back
00:04:06 they'll say, "Sergeant Pepper,
00:04:10 That's what
00:04:12 Trapped in me
00:04:30 Jackie, Aldous,
00:04:33 Great to see you!
00:04:36 Fantastically.
00:04:39 I'm happy in a way I didn't
00:04:43 Great. And you, Jackie?
00:04:44 I'm actually a bit bored,
00:04:46 We've been sober now
00:04:48 And it's been a real
00:04:51 you know,
00:04:53 You know,
00:04:54 getting every part of
00:04:57 Except one part's missing,
00:04:59 I think that through all that... Jackie.
00:05:02 I've had a few fucking drinks, yeah.
00:05:04 Yeah. But that...
00:05:05 You know, arrest me.
00:05:08 The old Aldous would have,
00:05:11 Would've bent you over that
00:05:14 And now we'd be
00:05:15 You'd be coming over for a cognac later,
00:05:18 But that's not
00:05:19 Do you want me to start drinking again?
00:05:22 Do you want to return to that?
00:05:23 I'll do lines
00:05:25 while I'm in her
00:05:26 If that's what you want.
00:05:28 Tell you what,
00:05:31 'cause Aldous Snow
00:05:39 Drinking gin
00:05:41 Chatting up the bird
00:05:43 I vomit Jäger
00:05:46 Do a runner
00:05:53 Drop the pills,
00:05:55 Meet the lads,
00:05:58 The misbehaving singer appeared
00:06:00 to leak some
00:06:02 Let's get fucked,
00:06:05 Let's get fucked up
00:06:08 Let's get fucked,
00:06:10 Let's get fucked up
00:06:12 Aldous Snow's father and
00:06:15 has written
00:06:16 Well, I managed Aldous for the
00:06:19 Yeah, he managed me
00:06:21 The minute he ejaculated,
00:06:24 No, I don't fucking miss it!
00:06:26 Yeah, you're watching
00:06:31 Let's get fucked,
00:06:33 Let's get fucked up
00:06:36 Let's get fucked,
00:06:38 Let's get fucked up
00:06:43 Let's have fun, let's have fun
00:06:45 Let's have fun, let's have fun
00:06:50 Called a cab, back to mine
00:06:54 Okay, I'm up. I'm up!
00:06:58 Hey, Daph, how was work?
00:07:00 I can't talk.
00:07:04 Is that blood
00:07:06 Probably.
00:07:08 This guy's heart
00:07:11 It was like
00:07:14 You want me to
00:07:15 Oh, God, no. I have to
00:07:17 At noon?
00:07:19 That sucks, babe,
00:07:20 It's okay, sweetie.
00:07:22 Okay.
00:07:24 What do you want?
00:07:28 All of them.
00:07:30 There you go.
00:07:31 Thank you, sweetie,
00:07:33 You're welcome.
00:07:35 I got you an eggy thingy.
00:07:37 I took a bite out of it and it's
00:07:40 Thank you.
00:07:41 You want to tape
00:07:43 for two hours
00:07:44 You're so funny.
00:07:47 No? Are you sure?
00:07:48 I've always wanted to have sex with
00:07:51 No, I'll see you tonight.
00:07:54 Okay. Have a good day.
00:07:56 I love you, Aaron,
00:07:57 Good night.
00:08:07 Oi! I'm a love dealer
00:08:11 I'll give you my number
00:08:15 You're looking so lonely
00:08:19 Let me introduce
00:08:23 What's up?
00:08:25 What's up, man?
00:08:26 I went to that Jay-Z
00:08:30 Was it crazy? Was it insane?
00:08:33 I don't know.
00:08:34 But there was this
00:08:37 back at Jay-Z's house.
00:08:38 I ate cheese off
00:08:40 Just lie to me and tell me it
00:08:44 Yeah, it was, man.
00:08:46 Yeah. Dude,
00:08:49 Yeah. We went into
00:08:51 Jay-Z and Beyoncé have these
00:08:54 so they can sit
00:08:55 while they get their
00:08:57 You used Jay-Z and Beyoncé's
00:09:01 Jigga Man's bidet.
00:09:02 Did you hear? Killtown Records
00:09:05 So what? I'm safe.
00:09:07 I'm in the jazz game.
00:09:09 Sergio doesn't even
00:09:10 Good. I'm like background noise.
00:09:14 Let me put it like this,
00:09:19 replaceable, jazz.
00:09:22 We gotta thicken
00:09:26 We gotta thicken
00:09:27 We gotta thicken the fuck
00:09:31 Shit is serious out here.
00:09:32 The music business is failing.
00:09:48 Whose phone is that?
00:09:49 It's my phone, man.
00:09:51 It's mine, yeah.
00:09:53 Answer it.
00:09:55 Definitely.
00:09:57 What's up, bro? Yeah.
00:10:00 He forced me to answer it in the middle
00:10:04 Yeah, he's actually staring at me,
00:10:07 Swear to God,
00:10:10 I gotta go right now,
00:10:12 I apologize about that.
00:10:13 Throw that phone
00:10:14 Please don't
00:10:15 Throw the phone
00:10:19 Throw that fucking
00:10:21 Right on.
00:10:27 Y'all think this
00:10:30 No. No, this meeting is not for me.
00:10:33 See, see,
00:10:34 I'm straight. I got
00:10:38 East Hampton, Westhampton.
00:10:39 Sergio gonna be fine!
00:10:42 Fuck the recession.
00:10:44 I own 20 Koo Koo Roos.
00:10:45 Twenty-one, sir.
00:10:47 I own 21 Koo Koo Roos.
00:10:50 Y'all don't own one Koo Koo Roo.
00:10:53 Not one.
00:10:57 You all are fucked!
00:11:00 He's not wrong.
00:11:02 Everyone loves chicken.
00:11:05 Please, people,
00:11:07 Y'all need to come up with
00:11:09 Who's first?
00:11:11 Me first, Sergio.
00:11:13 There's this Taiwanese
00:11:16 it's got great valuation,
00:11:19 We buy that shit,
00:11:22 we're selling the fucking hardware, bitch.
00:11:26 Does this look like a
00:11:28 We make records here.
00:11:31 Anybody here know anything about
00:11:33 any of that
00:11:35 No. Well, you know something,
00:11:38 Don't be proud of your ignorance.
00:11:41 I just discovered
00:11:43 I swear to God above,
00:11:45 The next Alicia Keys.
00:11:49 What was your
00:11:51 Chocolate Daddy.
00:11:53 I couldn't hear you.
00:11:56 Chocolate Daddy.
00:11:57 Yeah, Chocolate
00:11:58 He discovered
00:12:00 How much did
00:12:03 Fifteen thousand units.
00:12:05 Fifteen thousand units.
00:12:06 I'm proud of every unit.
00:12:08 I'm proud of those units.
00:12:11 I'm telling you, this girl is...
00:12:14 This girl...
00:12:15 She got a...
00:12:20 I'm not gonna talk anymore.
00:12:21 Fifteen thousand units!
00:12:23 You made me vouch for Chocolate Daddy!
00:12:26 I got six fucking kids!
00:12:28 You know how much money that
00:12:31 You know how many Air
00:12:36 I'm sorry for my outburst.
00:12:41 You. What you
00:12:46 Just thinking of ideas.
00:12:49 That's what we need.
00:12:51 Share.
00:12:53 Okay.
00:12:54 Next month is the
00:12:59 Aldous Snow Live at
00:13:02 which is one of the highest
00:13:05 And if we did some sort
00:13:09 I did the figures,
00:13:11 millions of dollars
00:13:13 So you think one show
00:13:17 Well, we simulcast
00:13:20 We charge them each a million
00:13:23 And that'll jump-start sales
00:13:26 which we can re-release, re-master,
00:13:29 and a live DVD
00:13:32 Come on.
00:13:34 And Aldous Snow is not it.
00:13:35 Aldous Snow is one of the
00:13:39 With all due respect,
00:13:42 He's a real musician,
00:13:46 and that's how
00:13:48 And personally, I think it would
00:13:53 That's why we're all
00:13:57 To... 'Cause we're fans?
00:14:00 That's really nice.
00:14:04 Now I need y'all to listen to
00:14:06 Play that shit.
00:14:10 This is a game
00:14:24 Hey.
00:14:25 Hi.
00:14:28 I'm so tired.
00:14:31 You look pretty.
00:14:32 Thank you!
00:14:33 It was such a crazy day.
00:14:35 I can't wait to watch, like,
00:14:39 Me, too.
00:14:40 Yay!
00:14:42 Or instead of that,
00:14:44 we could go see The Pixies and
00:14:47 I don't think I can do
00:14:48 I have to be back at the hospital at, like,
00:14:51 And who's Mars Volta, again?
00:14:52 Oh.
00:15:10 I don't think it's worth
00:15:13 Just stay and watch
00:15:16 Okay, well,
00:15:17 then I get to go
00:15:19 If you stay,
00:15:21 I feel like
00:15:23 with your genitals.
00:15:24 Well, then do it to me.
00:15:26 Listen, if you don't
00:15:29 you don't get any
00:15:32 I think
00:15:34 Doesn't work with the penis.
00:15:35 Blackmail does not work with the penis.
00:15:40 Inside you
00:15:43 I've crossed me heart
00:15:45 And I need you here
00:15:51 Inside you
00:15:54 Inside you
00:15:57 There's got to be some part of me inside you
00:16:03 Aldous Snow wants
00:16:05 He's interested and available.
00:16:08 I want you to go to London
00:16:10 Then I want you to take him to
00:16:12 to make the announcement
00:16:14 Then bring him back here
00:16:19 Are you...
00:16:21 Don't smile like that.
00:16:22 It makes you look
00:16:24 who just discovered
00:16:28 I don't have one, so...
00:16:30 This is your fucking moment!
00:16:31 You only get one
00:16:33 It's not hiding in some cubicle,
00:16:36 Can you handle it? Yeah.
00:16:38 An artist is the slipperiest,
00:16:40 motherfucker on
00:16:42 That's why you have
00:16:44 while, at the same time,
00:16:47 It's called mind fucking.
00:16:49 You ever been
00:16:52 I don't think so.
00:16:53 I'm mind fucking you
00:16:56 You are?
00:16:58 Can you feel my dick
00:17:02 I don't... I can't
00:17:04 See, that's it.
00:17:08 I'm mind fucking
00:17:11 I hope you're wearing a condom,
00:17:18 That was a joke.
00:17:21 This is no time to joke.
00:17:22 Mind fucking is
00:17:23 You have to mind fuck
00:17:25 He's a drug addict, Aaron.
00:17:28 You have to
00:17:30 People want to
00:17:31 but they don't want to see
00:17:32 If this is fucked up
00:17:35 right here,
00:17:37 Not here. Right here.
00:17:39 Do you like his music?
00:17:40 I love his music. Except for African Child.
00:17:44 No. No. No.
00:17:46 Your mother loves
00:17:48 It's your girlfriend's
00:17:50 You love African Child.
00:17:55 Okay. Yeah,
00:17:57 So lie to him.
00:17:58 We don't lie to people.
00:18:01 We just believe
00:18:05 Okay.
00:18:06 Do you like African Child?
00:18:07 Hell, fucking no.
00:18:08 It was the most racist,
00:18:10 What the fuck you calling me?
00:18:13 Do I look like
00:18:14 I don't... No.
00:18:15 You just called me
00:18:20 No. I don't think
00:18:23 No. I wasn't... No,
00:18:26 But if he asks me if
00:18:28 I love that shit!
00:18:31 I wake up to it and I brush my teeth to it.
00:18:36 Okay. I got it.
00:18:38 But, no,
00:18:39 Don't ever ask me
00:18:41 Okay. I understand.
00:18:43 From the minute you
00:18:44 you have 72 hours
00:18:46 to the Greek Theatre
00:18:48 Do you understand me?
00:18:49 Yes. Definitely.
00:18:51 Your flight leaves
00:18:53 Please, do a good job.
00:18:55 Where is she?
00:18:57 Right there.
00:18:58 Hey.
00:18:59 Hi, sweetie.
00:19:00 I have amazing news.
00:19:02 I think I was asleep.
00:19:04 Go back to sleep.
00:19:09 You're funny.
00:19:11 You're funny.
00:19:13 Sergio was
00:19:14 He was like, "You got one moment,
00:19:18 And it was like 8 Mile. You know?
00:19:22 I mean, I get to spend one-on-one
00:19:26 Aldous Snow! I mean,
00:19:28 Wow, that's awesome.
00:19:29 I feel like I have all these ideas
00:19:34 You know, I could help
00:19:37 You know? I mean, it's incredible.
00:19:41 I have some kind
00:19:45 I got offered
00:19:47 a place in a residency program,
00:19:51 So, if I rank it first,
00:19:55 which is pretty good.
00:19:58 Like Seattle, Seattle?
00:20:00 Yeah. It's really,
00:20:02 And it's a bigger staff,
00:20:04 so we could actually spend some
00:20:09 I'm sorry.
00:20:10 You want to... You want to...
00:20:14 Well, yeah.
00:20:16 To work in the
00:20:19 What am I gonna do
00:20:21 Oh, my God, there's tons
00:20:24 Nirvana!
00:20:26 Can you not see how
00:20:28 that you've just decided
00:20:30 Do you have
00:20:31 Do you want to
00:20:32 and put them in your pocket so you
00:20:35 you can physically
00:20:37 I mean, I feel like a'50s housewife right
00:20:40 You're like Michael Jackson's dad.
00:20:43 Okay. You know what?
00:20:45 We're gonna table
00:20:47 Guess what. Just on a side note,
00:20:50 You're moving to Africa.
00:20:51 Listen. You know how hard
00:20:53 You know I am killing myself
00:20:57 This hospital will be beautiful in Seattle,
00:21:01 That's all I'm saying.
00:21:02 I'm just saying that I think it
00:21:04 so we're moving to Seattle!
00:21:06 We're moving!
00:21:08 No. We're not
00:21:09 Great.
00:21:16 Are you having your
00:21:18 I'm sorry, what?
00:21:19 Are you on your
00:21:21 Are you fucking
00:21:57 Hey! Aaron Green,
00:21:59 Hey, man! Hey!
00:22:01 Wow. What?
00:22:02 Okay. Oh, two. Right.
00:22:05 Europe.
00:22:06 Europe. Yeah.
00:22:08 In about three days?
00:22:10 Yeah, Aldous is really excited.
00:22:13 I'm so ready!
00:22:15 What?
00:22:18 Great.
00:22:19 I'm sorry, I'm nervous.
00:22:20 Okay, come in, come in.
00:22:21 Cool.
00:22:23 Just go and wait for him
00:22:25 I shouldn't
00:22:28 This is awesome.
00:22:37 Hey!
00:22:38 I'm Aldous Snow,
00:22:39 Oh, man! I mean,
00:22:42 This is gonna be
00:22:44 We're gonna travel together...
00:22:46 I'm sorry.
00:22:49 What are you
00:22:50 I'm from Pinnacle.
00:22:51 I'm here to take you to the 10-year
00:22:54 That's not for
00:22:55 Mum?
00:22:57 Yeah?
00:22:58 to change the date
00:23:00 Why would they do that?
00:23:02 Why would they do that?
00:23:03 Yeah?
00:23:06 Yeah. It's supposed to be in two months,
00:23:08 Yeah, two months.
00:23:09 Two months, right, exactly.
00:23:11 What?
00:23:13 We had spoken about it.
00:23:15 I've never seen you
00:23:18 I don't like change.
00:23:21 It's unsettling,
00:23:23 Would you like a biscuit?
00:23:24 Or a lolly? Codeine?
00:23:26 Mum, Duffy,
00:23:29 No.
00:23:30 It's not, is it?
00:23:32 No.
00:23:33 He is.
00:23:35 Yes.
00:23:38 Sorry I changed the date.
00:23:40 Finally!
00:23:42 Finally, he admits it.
00:23:44 That's better.
00:23:47 'cause now we can
00:23:51 Duffy?
00:23:52 Get us a couple
00:23:53 It really is so nice to meet you.
00:24:01 This lager hits the spot.
00:24:04 We should probably get going if we're
00:24:07 Aldy, by the way,
00:24:10 She was such a darling girl.
00:24:15 Did you? I really
00:24:17 Fuck off, Aldous.
00:24:21 You see how she talks about me dad?
00:24:24 Anyways,
00:24:26 He had a heart attack
00:24:28 Look how she mugs him off.
00:24:30 Well, if you like
00:24:31 why don't you go and visit
00:24:33 Perhaps I will.
00:24:36 You'd like that,
00:24:37 Yeah, I'd love that.
00:24:38 Cut you out of the equation,
00:24:42 We really...
00:24:44 We should get going if
00:24:46 I'm only joking.
00:24:49 I'm your special little soldier,
00:24:51 Yes, you are.
00:24:56 To Bushmills!
00:24:58 Cheers.
00:24:59 Hey, so, Aldous,
00:25:01 they want to know what
00:25:04 Say it was up to you, Aaron,
00:25:07 That's your call.
00:25:09 whatever you
00:25:10 I'd be really interested, 'cause you're
00:25:14 I'd like to know what
00:25:16 If I had to choose,
00:25:19 would be The Clap.
00:25:21 You know, that's...
00:25:22 That's, like,
00:25:26 Okay. Well, I suppose the obvious
00:25:30 - Yeah.
00:25:32 Yeah, I love African Child.
00:25:34 The song's awesome.
00:25:39 I think maybe we should
00:25:41 'cause we're getting close.
00:25:43 Change it to the next one.
00:25:45 Should we get out of this
00:25:51 I disagree with
00:25:53 Bollocks!
00:25:55 Oh, no.
00:25:57 Hey, move into...
00:25:59 Aldous, here!
00:26:00 Hey, look,
00:26:02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:05 So we're going
00:26:11 This is why we delay flights.
00:26:19 What's up, man?
00:26:20 Hey.
00:26:21 I'm here with Aldous Snow,
00:26:26 Great.
00:26:27 Feel free to bring
00:26:32 Come by. We'll play some
00:26:35 Just leave it. Yeah.
00:26:41 Right?
00:26:52 Excuse me.
00:26:54 Aldous. Hey. Sorry.
00:26:57 Excuse me. Sorry.
00:26:59 What? What are you doing?
00:27:01 What's this?
00:27:03 It's just getting super close
00:27:06 Aaron.
00:27:08 See them two girls?
00:27:11 I want to fuck them two girls.
00:27:14 Yeah, they seem awesome.
00:27:17 They seem, like, cool.
00:27:19 I don't want to think about
00:27:21 That's cool.
00:27:24 You're in a long-term
00:27:28 No, just ended, actually.
00:27:30 Brilliant! So, doesn't it make
00:27:36 and have possibly
00:27:41 Fuck!
00:27:43 Okay. What'd you prefer,
00:27:46 I don't know.
00:27:48 Brunette.
00:27:56 Here we go!
00:27:57 Thank you.
00:27:59 Do you want to go to
00:28:03 Why?
00:28:04 Oh, yes!
00:28:07 My butt's getting wet!
00:28:09 I'm falling in the toilet!
00:28:12 I'm falling into the toilet!
00:28:14 That was great. Awesome.
00:28:21 Chase me!
00:28:23 It's better
00:28:25 No, shut up.
00:28:26 Go on, Aaron,
00:28:28 All right.
00:28:38 I love you.
00:28:48 We've seen not much of that today.
00:28:49 Toss it!
00:28:50 And there it goes.
00:28:58 The hoop goes wide.
00:28:59 Oh, no.
00:29:05 We're fine. We got 35 minutes
00:29:10 I wouldn't worry about it.
00:29:12 Your mouth is smiling,
00:29:15 Will you excuse me one sec?
00:29:18 Do you mind driving faster, please?
00:29:20 Would you like me to take
00:29:22 through Hounslow
00:29:24 What is this,
00:29:26 Just take us to
00:29:29 Come on!
00:29:30 Run! Run! Run!
00:29:33 Run! Just, try and keep up.
00:29:34 Final boarding call...
00:29:36 Hold the plane!
00:29:42 Aaron. Aaron.
00:29:44 Aaron, you're sleeping.
00:29:48 You're asleep. You're asleep, Aaron.
00:29:51 My leg.
00:29:53 Cheers, mate.
00:29:59 Thank you for
00:30:01 Why do you think people
00:30:07 I don't think that's the case.
00:30:10 Yeah, a lot of negativity.
00:30:13 People are, " Yeah, he's shit,
00:30:15 "he's in his
00:30:17 Don't listen to that shit.
00:30:22 Do you love the album
00:30:25 Yeah, of course.
00:30:28 Aaron. NME said
00:30:31 was the most detrimental thing
00:30:34 since the Rodney King
00:30:37 Are you serious?
00:30:38 I read in Rolling Stone that
00:30:41 behind famine and war
00:30:43 as the thing that had been
00:30:48 I find that hard
00:30:51 but they say any press is good press, right?
00:30:54 Come on, mate.
00:31:05 It seems as if
00:31:07 you kind of went in
00:31:09 whatever the producer
00:31:12 Right. Yeah, no,
00:31:14 Aldous Snow needs
00:31:16 a bass and a drum kit
00:31:18 Vocals, yes! Yes.
00:31:20 And that's what we want to hear.
00:31:22 That's what all
00:31:24 It's just every artist
00:31:26 that's just not good,
00:31:29 Honestly, I listen to
00:31:31 "What is this piece of shit I'm listening
00:31:35 "What the fuck
00:31:43 Don't fucking talk to me like that,
00:31:45 I'm so sorry.
00:31:48 In future, if someone asks you to
00:31:52 don't rip out
00:31:55 and hold it in
00:31:56 What are you?
00:31:58 I'm sorry.
00:32:01 Yeah, what you did
00:32:03 But it was also very
00:32:04 and I respect you
00:32:06 but the content of what you
00:32:12 So there's a layer
00:32:14 for your truthfulness,
00:32:18 Hateful respect.
00:32:22 I'm sorry.
00:32:23 It's over.
00:32:24 - Scalpel! Now!
00:32:26 Hey, I think I used
00:32:32 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:38 Love is blind
00:33:03 Aaron. I haven't performed
00:33:07 I need a drink if
00:33:09 I feel tired.
00:33:12 You'll do great.
00:33:13 We have, like, 14 minutes to get
00:33:16 Aaron.
00:33:18 Here's a photo of you
00:33:22 And so it is.
00:33:26 Who's this guy?
00:33:28 That's Naples. My son.
00:33:34 The only thing that makes me happy,
00:33:40 Hey, Sergio.
00:33:41 The 7:00 a. m. Flight!
00:33:45 You have lost control
00:33:47 What you think?
00:33:50 I mean, come on, player.
00:33:53 That's your problem, man.
00:33:55 What are you talkin' about?
00:33:59 You're five zippers
00:34:02 And you're one shirt away
00:34:07 Fuck off, Sergio.
00:34:08 You can fuck me all you want,
00:34:11 Aaron, listen, your job is to keep
00:34:19 Hey, I feel like a little whiskey.
00:34:23 Thanks.
00:34:28 I'm not gonna wear
00:34:30 so whatever you do to my
00:34:37 I kind of feel like getting a buzz on also.
00:34:54 You enjoying yourself, mate?
00:34:57 Goddamn. This ain't cool,
00:35:00 'Cause I need
00:35:01 This isn't cool.
00:35:03 Don't be a bitch, dude.
00:35:22 Economist Paul Krugman stops by
00:35:25 Hey. I'm Aaron.
00:35:26 Do you have any idea how late you are?
00:35:31 But first, our interview
00:35:33 from British rocker
00:35:35 We'll be back right
00:35:39 And we're in commercial.
00:35:41 Meredith! Hello,
00:35:43 It is such a pleasure
00:35:45 I was getting a little worried.
00:35:46 changed your flights
00:35:48 I didn't think you'd make it.
00:35:49 I apologize
00:35:51 The culprit is this gentleman.
00:35:54 That's why we're late,
00:35:56 Aaron!
00:35:57 Come meet Meredith.
00:36:00 Oh, my gosh.
00:36:03 My mom loves your shit.
00:36:05 There, see?
00:36:08 He looks after me.
00:36:09 I am here with
00:36:11 Ready, one, take.
00:36:12 Aldous, tough question.
00:36:15 Now you are
00:36:18 Are you on
00:36:20 Yeah.
00:36:22 Yeah.
00:36:24 I'm just mucking around, Meredith.
00:36:29 I have.
00:36:30 I love them.
00:36:31 Aldous,
00:36:32 Are you Paul Krugman?
00:36:35 Yeah.
00:36:37 My dad loves your shit.
00:36:40 Thank you.
00:36:41 Hey, you're doing great, man!
00:36:46 I don't know the lyrics
00:36:48 You're funny as shit, man.
00:36:49 I need you to get the lyrics.
00:36:51 I can't remember
00:36:54 They're, like, the most
00:36:56 Are they, mate?
00:37:00 Yeah...
00:37:03 Across the mystic desert
00:37:06 Is a desert that is mystic
00:37:08 No! That's not the lyrics.
00:37:10 I don't know.
00:37:12 Thirty seconds.
00:37:13 I will figure this out.
00:37:23 I am here with
00:37:26 I understand that African Child
00:37:28 Who knows the lyrics to African Child?
00:37:32 ...artistically fulfilling.
00:37:33 Yeah, but it was also
00:37:38 Yes.
00:37:39 Hey, man.
00:37:40 Do you know the lyrics
00:37:43 I don't know the lyrics. I just pound
00:37:50 I need the lyrics
00:37:53 I need the lyrics
00:37:55 Yes, in a way.
00:37:59 Well, we all want you...
00:38:01 What are the lyrics
00:38:02 I guess I'm gonna.
00:38:04 We'll be right back with Aldous Snow.
00:38:13 It is a wonderful day
00:38:14 We are seconds away
00:38:17 performing live out
00:38:22 I can't...
00:38:24 Oh, boy.
00:38:25 And now, Aldous.
00:38:28 Thank you.
00:38:33 And this is African Child.
00:38:50 Oh, fuck.
00:38:51 Take three.
00:38:53 Oh, shit.
00:38:55 I want to...
00:39:01 Play The Clap.
00:39:04 One, two, three, four!
00:39:15 We got the clap
00:39:17 You got the clap
00:39:20 You took the smack
00:39:23 We love you!
00:39:24 We got the itch
00:39:27 Burns, burns, burns
00:39:31 You took the front,
00:39:36 We got the clap
00:39:39 We got it
00:39:42 I got the clap!
00:39:46 I got the clap, too!
00:39:48 I'm so shitfaced.
00:39:50 What's going on?
00:39:52 We got the clap
00:39:55 Wiped my face on
00:40:01 We got the clap
00:40:04 Got it off
00:40:08 Shake your hips
00:40:13 We got the clap
00:40:16 We got it
00:40:25 Oh, no.
00:40:26 Tell the West Coast
00:40:28 Ready, one, take.
00:40:29 We got the clap
00:40:35 We got the clap
00:40:37 We're gonna be performing at the Greek
00:40:45 Aldous!
00:40:50 Pandemonium!
00:40:52 Oh, man!
00:40:55 So cool.
00:40:56 I couldn't have done it without you,
00:40:58 The Clap. Great idea!
00:41:00 You rocked that shit!
00:41:01 It was amazing. It was crazy, man.
00:41:06 Oh, man.
00:41:13 Central Park is beautiful.
00:41:14 Are you sure you
00:41:16 We're on our way
00:41:18 Let's go jogging!
00:41:19 Come on, join in with me.
00:41:21 No, I don't...
00:41:23 Please!
00:42:08 Thank you. Thank you
00:42:11 I would grind that.
00:42:14 Yeah,
00:42:18 Don't take it.
00:42:21 Who is it? Sergio?
00:42:23 Shit, it's Daphne.
00:42:26 Hey, Daph.
00:42:28 What's up?
00:42:29 Listen, I'm just calling
00:42:33 I just slept for,
00:42:36 and I'm feeling really bad,
00:42:38 and I just wanted to say I'm
00:42:41 I was out of my mind.
00:42:44 Okay.
00:42:46 Yeah. Thanks.
00:42:47 So, I'd like to
00:42:49 when you get back
00:42:51 Wait, what's up?
00:42:52 I would like to
00:42:54 Fun Daphne got us
00:42:58 Wait, what's up?
00:42:59 Can you hear me?
00:43:01 I thought we broke up.
00:43:04 Aaron, we live together.
00:43:07 How could you think
00:43:09 Because that's
00:43:10 You really think that we're broken up right
00:43:13 You know, you're so holier-than-thou
00:43:16 You know, just 'cause you're a doctor
00:43:18 The Nazis have doctors,
00:43:20 They had Nazi doctors
00:43:23 so they could walk around
00:43:25 So... What are you talking about?
00:43:27 Aaron! Is it your girlfriend?
00:43:31 Aaron is very busy now.
00:43:36 Here you go.
00:43:37 There's pussy everywhere, mate.
00:43:40 Hey, that was Aldous.
00:43:41 You know, here's some medical
00:43:45 Herpes is incurable.
00:43:49 I labored under the myth of monogamy
00:43:53 and it was pointless.
00:43:55 So you only slept
00:43:57 No. No. I mean,
00:43:58 but I always
00:44:00 Monogamy.
00:44:02 I realize now my dad
00:44:04 I used to be angry...
00:44:06 I used to be angry
00:44:09 but really, he was
00:44:11 You can't remain
00:44:14 Your dad lives in,
00:44:16 Mmm-hmm. That's right, yeah.
00:44:18 You should invite him...
00:44:20 Your dad should...
00:44:22 You should invite him to the show.
00:44:25 I don't know if we really have
00:44:27 you know,
00:44:28 He always wants something from me.
00:44:31 Well, I'm sure he'd love
00:44:33 Let's put it this way. If I had a concert,
00:44:37 He would come,
00:44:39 and ask all the roadies
00:44:41 and if he knew
00:44:44 He'd be proud.
00:44:45 He's good.
00:44:47 Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:52 I hate to be a downer,
00:44:54 We have a flight early in the morning.
00:44:57 Yeah, yeah, right.
00:45:02 Have you ever drunk absinthe,
00:45:05 No.
00:45:08 Oi!
00:45:10 Absinthe!
00:45:13 All right, well,
00:45:15 and then we'll go
00:45:17 Just a little sip
00:45:19 and we go back
00:45:49 Aaron! You lost control,
00:46:09 Stampin' on an
00:46:11 Do you like it when
00:46:13 Why is Moby whipping us?
00:46:18 Whee!
00:46:21 Whee!
00:46:24 Look, I'm eating
00:46:38 I accept your apology.
00:46:39 What's
00:46:40 He's the best.
00:46:43 It's sort of like...
00:46:44 like his new producer
00:46:46 That is so amazing
00:46:49 Hello?
00:46:51 'Cause the left...
00:47:00 I don't
00:47:03 You live in Seattle,
00:47:12 Look how
00:47:14 Do you see how
00:47:16 I like being so close.
00:47:18 You're so beautiful.
00:47:21 Jackie Q, Jackie Q
00:47:24 I love you
00:47:28 Jackie Q
00:47:29 Fucking hell.
00:47:30 Jackie Q, Jackie Q
00:47:32 You silly bastard.
00:47:35 I love you.
00:47:37 'Cause I don't want to make a sex tape.
00:47:39 Fucking hell.
00:47:40 Come on, it'll be fun!
00:47:43 I will not call you.
00:47:45 Let me marry you.
00:47:54 Jackie?
00:47:56 Is that you, Aldous?
00:47:57 No, Aldous Snow
00:47:59 to do first thing
00:48:01 than call up
00:48:04 What are you doing?
00:48:07 Just in our old flat,
00:48:09 In New York.
00:48:12 You with anybody?
00:48:14 Some affable nitwit.
00:48:19 Where are you now, Jackie?
00:48:20 Los Angeles.
00:48:22 What are you doing?
00:48:23 Sleeping next
00:48:26 Lars Ulrich?
00:48:29 Yeah.
00:48:30 Why?
00:48:33 What's Lars packing
00:48:36 I can't tell you
00:48:37 He's sleeping
00:48:39 What are you so interested
00:48:41 You jealous?
00:48:43 No. I don't get jealous.
00:48:46 I miss you, Aldy.
00:48:47 I miss you. I miss you.
00:48:49 I miss you.
00:48:51 Listen, why don't you be a good
00:48:54 next to your vagina,
00:48:58 Hello?
00:49:01 Hello, Aldous.
00:49:02 All right.
00:49:04 How are you?
00:49:06 I'm very well, thank you.
00:49:11 What's the weather like?
00:49:13 It's quite wet down there, actually.
00:49:16 I really miss
00:49:19 I'm gonna come
00:49:21 I don't think you should, but I do,
00:49:24 I'm stuck here
00:49:25 I don't know
00:49:26 Hey, babe.
00:49:29 It's Mum. She's just
00:49:31 Let me
00:49:34 Oi, Aldous.
00:49:36 "I'm ashamed that you're
00:49:37 "I'd always dreamed that you
00:49:40 "With charisma.
00:49:42 "Rough around the edges,
00:49:45 Jackie, your mom kind of
00:49:48 Give me the phone back.
00:49:52 Darling,
00:49:54 I'll see you later.
00:49:56 I'm coming to see you.
00:49:57 Don't say anything else,
00:50:08 Get up.
00:50:10 I can't be here
00:50:16 Huh?
00:50:21 I can't believe we're actually
00:50:25 Hey, can you
00:50:27 Actually, we, we have
00:50:29 Yeah, no, just pull over here off Linden.
00:50:45 Dude really wants
00:50:49 He's not getting
00:50:51 Not the kind you
00:50:57 Go, please.
00:51:01 Next in line!
00:51:03 You two traveling together?
00:51:05 You mind coming in
00:51:07 Just come this way, please.
00:51:09 I need you to put this
00:51:12 What?
00:51:14 Put this into your rectum.
00:51:16 Whoa, whoa,
00:51:18 What the fuck, man?
00:51:19 What are you doing?
00:51:22 It's a necessary part of your job, Aaron.
00:51:24 I won't do it.
00:51:26 Put it in! Relax your anus.
00:51:29 Aaron! If you don't do it,
00:51:32 I'll just get on a plane
00:51:36 The only logical thing
00:51:38 is to put this
00:51:41 Please keep
00:51:45 My phone is ringing.
00:51:46 Your phone is not ringing.
00:51:48 It's Sergio.
00:51:49 It's not Sergio.
00:51:52 Aaron, stop pretending
00:51:56 Right, mate. Hello!
00:52:01 Hey! The couch
00:52:04 Aaron, my superstar.
00:52:07 The concert sold out
00:52:11 Hey, so I'm having a possible
00:52:16 What kind of health issue?
00:52:17 His eyes ain't rolling to the
00:52:19 No. Babe!
00:52:22 All I see is Babybels
00:52:24 Baby, look in the dairy drawer!
00:52:27 I don't see no Go-Gurts!
00:52:28 You need to put these shits
00:52:30 He wants me to put drugs up my ass.
00:52:34 Then you put
00:52:38 What's the problem?
00:52:39 Please don't
00:52:40 This is the opportunity
00:52:43 You are now in
00:52:45 You hold all the power
00:52:48 He will do whatever
00:52:50 Isn't that enabling him?
00:52:52 Yes, that's what we do.
00:52:53 It's only a little bit
00:52:56 Nobody's gonna die.
00:52:58 You know what
00:52:59 It's Biggest Loser
00:53:03 It's Daddy's favorite show
00:53:12 Just give it.
00:53:24 Aaron!
00:53:26 Come on, mate,
00:53:36 It's not recreational! It's not meant
00:53:45 Close the door behind you!
00:54:03 Why did you do this to me?
00:54:06 Out of love.
00:54:08 Are you sure you should be doing this stuff?
00:54:11 Have you got an anti-drug message
00:54:18 I just feel like it couldn't hurt
00:54:22 Couldn't it? You know,
00:54:24 When I was sober,
00:54:26 "Is this the twilight
00:54:29 "Is the mother of my child a cruel,
00:54:35 You know,
00:54:38 Now, I'm just
00:54:41 Your life's to-do list
00:54:45 You're worried about
00:54:47 You're worried about
00:54:50 Will I perform well?
00:54:53 Mine has on it
00:54:57 Do you know what that word is?
00:55:00 I have to sneeze.
00:55:02 I have to sneeze.
00:55:04 But I'm terrified that my
00:55:08 If you sneeze,
00:55:10 that you clench
00:55:13 Aaron.
00:55:14 I'm gonna sneeze.
00:55:17 Listen to me.
00:55:19 Don't close your eyes. It's impossible
00:55:21 Open your eyes.
00:55:23 You're being selfish.
00:55:33 Is it still in?
00:55:36 Hello, to you.
00:55:37 I'm just checking
00:55:40 Let's see.
00:55:44 Hello, gorgeous.
00:55:48 Not yet.
00:55:49 Well, stick us on
00:55:53 Two first-class tickets?
00:55:54 No.
00:55:56 Yeah, switch us onto the Vegas flight,
00:55:58 All right.
00:56:00 I want to visit my dad.
00:56:02 It was your idea.
00:56:04 That's not what I meant.
00:56:10 You didn't specify.
00:56:12 Yeah, well, I... You know,
00:56:16 So, maybe you could return that
00:56:21 What favor?
00:56:24 You know.
00:56:26 My mind's a blank.
00:56:28 Oh! He means the heroin.
00:56:30 His bum's all full of heroin.
00:56:32 No, no, no.
00:56:34 Mule!
00:56:36 He's a mule!
00:56:37 You're the devil.
00:56:43 All right,
00:56:44 I'm not gonna
00:56:46 until we're in Los Angeles,
00:56:48 Just to clarify, are you saying you're
00:56:52 You made a huge tactical
00:56:55 Okay.
00:56:57 Are you ticklish?
00:56:59 Okay, stop.
00:57:00 Seriously stop!
00:57:05 Seriously stop! Seriously.
00:57:06 Seriously, seriously stop!
00:57:10 What are you doing?
00:57:14 You're crazy! No! No!
00:57:17 No!
00:57:20 No!
00:57:22 Wasn't painful,
00:57:24 In future, if you find
00:57:26 What are you doing?
00:57:33 I just need you to go
00:57:38 We're in Vegas.
00:57:40 It's not a fucking game, Aaron!
00:57:42 Don't put yourself between me and
00:57:46 Go on now! Why are you still here?
00:57:52 Just calm...
00:57:54 It's not a joke!
00:57:55 Spilling my narcotics,
00:57:58 I need you to sort me out!
00:58:00 You spilled my medicine!
00:58:05 This is calm.
00:58:07 Twenty minutes ago,
00:58:09 when I had my fingers
00:58:11 You don't want to wait around
00:58:13 'cause I'll be
00:58:25 I'll figure it out.
00:58:27 Yeah, you will. Yeah.
00:58:32 Hi. Can I help you?
00:58:33 I am trying to look up a friend of
00:58:35 I don't know what room he's in.
00:58:38 It's spelled H...
00:58:40 ...E-R-O-I-N.
00:58:51 Can you find
00:58:56 Can you find
00:58:59 Okay, I see
00:59:01 I don't think it's funny,
00:59:03 I mean, you come here,
00:59:05 if somebody named Heroin has
00:59:07 'cause you wanna buy drugs
00:59:09 You pretend that it's the last
00:59:11 Are you out of your mind?
00:59:15 I don't know. I just,
00:59:17 I'm looking for my friend Heroin.
00:59:20 Yeah, I do. He'll be out back of the
00:59:27 I feel like I'm in
00:59:33 Yo, Brian,
00:59:34 or I'm gonna stab you in the
00:59:36 Get out of my room, dude.
00:59:40 What... I'm not,
00:59:44 Oh, my God!
00:59:46 Where is the hospital?
00:59:47 You take a right
00:59:50 Every street's
00:59:57 God, why didn't he take
01:00:02 One, two, three, four
01:00:04 It's just like
01:00:06 Five, six, seven, eight
01:00:10 A ring, a ring
01:00:14 My rear pocket is so
01:00:18 Ring, ring,
01:00:22 All the boys in town say
01:00:24 Aldous.
01:00:27 I couldn't get what
01:00:31 Sorry.
01:00:34 Yeah, I forgot
01:00:36 No, that's all sorted.
01:00:38 Turns out,
01:00:43 Why do you look
01:00:45 All right, just change and we'll get going,
01:00:48 Looking forward
01:00:49 Thanks again for
01:00:51 Great.
01:00:53 By posie,
01:00:58 Jackie Q!
01:01:35 When Frank Sinatra moves his arm,
01:01:47 What about... What was that
01:01:50 It was... What was it?
01:01:53 or what was it?
01:01:55 Child. Child. Yeah, yeah,
01:01:58 You should have stayed away from that one,
01:01:59 I think you should've aborted
01:02:04 You know, mate?
01:02:06 I loved it.
01:02:08 She loved it, yeah.
01:02:10 No, she told me
01:02:12 Yeah? I loved it.
01:02:14 We didn't order these.
01:02:16 These drinks
01:02:17 Oh, really? Great.
01:02:21 Funny, isn't it?
01:02:22 You get rich and then
01:02:25 Yeah.
01:02:28 So what brings you
01:02:29 Aldous wanted
01:02:31 No. No, we were
01:02:33 We were near.
01:02:35 Actually, I've got a show
01:02:38 Terrific! Terrific. Great.
01:02:40 It's tomorrow, actually.
01:02:42 Really? Terrific!
01:02:44 We should go see that.
01:02:45 Well, I'm not sure I...
01:02:48 No, I think I'm busy tomorrow night.
01:02:49 Don't worry about it.
01:02:52 It's actually
01:02:55 No, some of us have to work for
01:02:57 Yeah, 'cause I remember
01:02:59 as a result of
01:03:02 What?
01:03:04 All right, all right.
01:03:10 Dad!
01:03:11 I like it here.
01:03:13 Cheers, son.
01:03:15 Yeah, I like to come here and clear my head.
01:03:17 You remember that first
01:03:19 I do.
01:03:22 So listen, what are you going
01:03:24 Love Explodes.
01:03:26 I think you should open with Going Up.
01:03:30 It's fucking genius. You know,
01:03:33 I mean, getting them up,
01:03:35 right there in the fucking palm of
01:03:39 You missed
01:03:40 You know how much
01:03:42 I apologize. Look,
01:03:45 But, hey, we're at The Standard now,
01:03:48 because we're all
01:03:51 Guess what. I'm downstairs in the lobby.
01:03:56 You know what? Actually,
01:04:00 So I just think it'd be better if he
01:04:09 April Fools.
01:04:10 I don't want to hear
01:04:12 He doesn't do anything you want him to do!
01:04:15 Okay, shut the fuck up and listen.
01:04:17 I hope you got
01:04:19 We going to party these pussy
01:04:22 They gonna be
01:04:24 But we gonna have
01:04:27 A deep mind fuck.
01:04:29 Sergio!
01:04:31 Aldous, hey!
01:04:32 Have a drink with us!
01:04:33 Come on!
01:04:34 Whoo! Vegas!
01:04:36 Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
01:04:38 Join in!
01:04:39 Let's get our mind fuck on.
01:04:44 Now, the Rat Pack
01:04:46 Those guys right
01:04:49 Whenever I would hear Frank
01:04:51 shit would just
01:04:53 You know, it just makes me fucking tingle!
01:04:56 Yeah, I feel that.
01:04:58 Sometimes I think that I was
01:05:01 even though I was
01:05:04 No, I'm Frank Sinatra.
01:05:06 What? No.
01:05:07 You? No.
01:05:09 No. No, no, no.
01:05:12 You can't be Frank!
01:05:14 No.
01:05:15 What you trying to say?
01:05:17 Yeah.
01:05:18 'Cause I'm black,
01:05:20 Well, you know...
01:05:22 I look more like Frank
01:05:24 Hey, so it looks like you got
01:05:27 so I might call
01:05:29 Sit your ass...
01:05:30 Has he been acting like a bitch
01:05:32 Yes, he has.
01:05:34 What are you doing?
01:05:37 Excuse me. Come here for a second.
01:05:41 Destiny.
01:05:43 Destiny, this is Aaron.
01:05:45 He's my personal attendant.
01:05:48 Nice to meet you.
01:05:50 Destiny.
01:05:52 Destiny, pay attention.
01:05:54 You are gonna go and have sex with Aaron.
01:06:00 That's disrespectful.
01:06:02 Aaron,
01:06:05 That's my name, Destiny.
01:06:14 I'm actually in a band.
01:06:15 My life is music.
01:06:20 and we do the
01:06:23 And we're called
01:06:28 Can you hook me
01:06:32 Sure.
01:06:35 Okay, what are you doing?
01:06:39 Don't do that.
01:06:40 I feel like I want to
01:06:44 I feel like I don't
01:06:48 All right! Hey!
01:06:52 Right on.
01:06:54 Look at the hair.
01:06:57 Yeah, it's a microphone.
01:06:59 Hello. Testing, one, two, three!
01:07:03 Hello?
01:07:04 Hey, so put that away,
01:07:06 Do you want to
01:07:09 I'm okay. I'm all right.
01:07:11 Oh, my God.
01:07:13 I think you're really sexy
01:07:15 because you look
01:07:18 What? Really?
01:07:20 Pants off!
01:07:22 Off with the pants.
01:07:24 Pants-off party!
01:07:25 You're acting crazy!
01:07:27 Hello.
01:07:30 Fun and games are over.
01:07:34 Let's just, let's just...
01:07:40 Stop! When's the last time
01:07:44 Kiss it.
01:07:47 You like it.
01:07:48 I want to go home!
01:07:49 This is going
01:07:51 No! Get off of me!
01:07:53 Oh, my God!
01:07:57 Just relax.
01:07:59 Take your medicine.
01:08:01 Why does it
01:08:16 That was really nice.
01:08:17 No, it's really nice,
01:08:20 playing together like that.
01:08:21 Yeah.
01:08:22 We should do it
01:08:24 We should, Dad.
01:08:29 Yeah, you know, there's a ballroom
01:08:34 I know the owner a bit,
01:08:37 I could hook you up
01:08:41 We could make loads of dough.
01:08:46 Cher. Céline Dion.
01:08:48 If you want money
01:08:51 I don't want your
01:08:53 I just want to help your fucking career,
01:08:55 My career don't need help.
01:08:57 Your last record,
01:09:00 Don't need help?
01:09:03 So you know the precise sales
01:09:06 When was me birthday?
01:09:08 When was me birthday?
01:09:10 You never would have
01:09:12 I did make it without you.
01:09:14 You inherited all your musical
01:09:18 I wrote all your songs
01:09:22 Right. That's it. So, like,
01:09:25 Where does the DNA come...
01:09:29 Here.
01:09:31 Yeah, I think that's what Darwin
01:09:34 That music can be written
01:09:37 I'm talking fucking facts.
01:09:38 I think I've just been raped.
01:09:43 Raped?
01:09:44 Here you go, mate.
01:09:46 Yeah, give him that.
01:09:51 Here you go. All right?
01:09:54 It's called a Jeffrey, Aaron.
01:09:57 Here. Have a look.
01:10:00 Aldous Snow wasn't always so pretty,
01:10:03 What are you showing him
01:10:04 Why do you carry
01:10:06 Remember when
01:10:08 You used to get in the ring,
01:10:11 Do you remember?
01:10:15 Hey, what's in this?
01:10:20 It's weed mostly.
01:10:25 It's got a bit of opium in it.
01:10:30 Crunched-up E's.
01:10:33 Methadone. Subutex.
01:10:37 Some other stuff
01:10:39 and I think a little bit of angel dust,
01:10:42 You know, bit of glue for... Yeah.
01:10:44 It's like a drug Neapolitan.
01:10:47 Oh, my God,
01:10:48 What a lovely
01:10:50 Yeah, let me get a shot of that.
01:10:53 I'll never tire of
01:10:55 Why the fuck is it
01:10:57 'Cause who could be
01:11:00 Yeah, Jeffrey's just this nice bloke
01:11:04 What's wrong with you?
01:11:05 "Hello, I'm Jeffrey!
01:11:08 "Yes, I'm Jeffrey. "
01:11:09 "Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Jeffrey. "
01:11:12 I'm having a heart attack.
01:11:15 I'm having a heart attack.
01:11:16 You're not having
01:11:19 I think he might be
01:11:20 He's not. He's all right.
01:11:22 Don't wind him up.
01:11:23 I'm having
01:11:24 He is.
01:11:26 I'm telling you.
01:11:27 He's not having
01:11:29 He looks like he's having a heart attack,
01:11:31 Aaron, come with me, mate.
01:11:33 Just get away from him.
01:11:34 It's all right.
01:11:36 In through your nose,
01:11:37 In through your nose,
01:11:39 That's what you need to do.
01:11:41 Come here. We're together,
01:11:43 I shouldn't have given you the Jeffrey.
01:11:45 I'm so sorry. But relax now.
01:11:48 The world is beautiful. Everything is cool.
01:11:52 Look at that, look.
01:11:54 Look at this tiny,
01:11:57 Isn't that lovely? See?
01:12:00 It's nice, beautiful.
01:12:02 Isn't it beautiful?
01:12:03 And lovely, and wonderful,
01:12:08 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:12:10 No.
01:12:12 Now just breathe deeply.
01:12:14 Okay.
01:12:16 That won't last. No.
01:12:17 That's the joy of
01:12:19 It goes away,
01:12:25 Don't worry. It doesn't do that.
01:12:26 Don't listen to him,
01:12:27 Here. Put your hand here.
01:12:29 Stay with me. Be calm. Be calm.
01:12:34 You're with the furry wall.
01:12:37 Dad!
01:12:39 You sound
01:12:41 Don't talk about my mum.
01:12:43 It'll calm you down!
01:12:44 Sammy's right!
01:12:46 Right, I've got a question.
01:12:50 Or has he left her as well?
01:12:52 You're gonna die on
01:12:53 You're gonna die and I'm gonna fucking
01:12:56 Aaron, stop stroking the furry wall!
01:13:02 Get off!
01:13:04 Hey, shouldn't
01:13:07 Feel how good this feels?
01:13:08 I'm gonna cover the whole outside
01:13:11 Come back here.
01:13:15 My house is gonna look
01:13:17 What the fuck?
01:13:18 Go on, run away!
01:13:20 See, Aaron?
01:13:22 This is what old pussy used
01:13:25 I miss that.
01:13:27 You're a very bad parent!
01:13:29 I'll show you bad, eh?
01:13:30 What are you doing?
01:13:32 He's got a gun!
01:13:33 Now that's what I'm talking about.
01:13:35 Where did that come from?
01:13:37 Keep stroking the wall!
01:13:38 Keep stroking the wall!
01:13:40 That's Jeffrey's gun.
01:13:44 Somebody help me, please!
01:13:47 This is so rock star.
01:13:49 I'm having a heart attack!
01:13:50 Somebody take me to the hospital!
01:13:56 Calm down.
01:13:58 You're having a heart attack,
01:14:01 Jesus!
01:14:04 Sergio, fancy a drink, eh?
01:14:09 Sergio would have made you
01:14:11 Where is the medical kit
01:14:13 It's over there!
01:14:17 Fucker.
01:14:19 Yeah!
01:14:26 I'm okay.
01:14:28 Come here!
01:14:29 No! No. No.
01:14:31 Now I'm gonna stab you in the
01:14:33 What? What?
01:14:40 I'm alive!
01:14:48 See if you like this.
01:14:53 Where the hell you been?
01:14:54 We went to see Cher.
01:14:55 Cher? How was it?
01:14:57 Amazing.
01:14:58 This is all your fault!
01:15:00 He's fucking Catwoman!
01:15:03 You're so mean!
01:15:05 It's not easy
01:15:10 Shit!
01:15:12 I'm sorry, pops,
01:15:18 Now, this is what the
01:15:20 Sergio's gone crazy.
01:15:21 I love this game!
01:15:23 He's Jeffreyed.
01:15:25 No, I don't think so.
01:15:27 This adrenaline's crazy!
01:15:30 I don't have my luggage!
01:15:32 Fuck your luggage!
01:15:34 Where you going?
01:15:37 Sergio is chasing us!
01:15:39 This is the longest
01:15:41 It's Kubrickian!
01:15:45 You cannot outrun me!
01:16:02 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
01:16:05 Go! Now! Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:16:08 Drive faster!
01:16:10 It's not fucking cool!
01:16:12 Go! Oh, no!
01:16:14 Stop, stop!
01:16:18 Why aren't you bitches going?
01:16:20 Go, go, go, go, go!
01:16:24 The plan worked!
01:16:30 Aldous? Aldous.
01:16:34 The adrenaline'll wear off soon, Aaron.
01:16:36 Go back to sleep.
01:16:39 This adrenaline is just...
01:16:42 Aaron, don't be selfish.
01:16:44 I've had a really
01:16:45 Been under a lot of pressure.
01:16:48 No! No!
01:16:49 Aaron,
01:16:51 No! Aaron, don't be selfish.
01:16:53 No! You've kept me up for three days,
01:16:56 and you stabbed me in the arm
01:16:58 You're staying up
01:16:59 I gave you that adrenaline
01:17:01 Your life was in jeopardy.
01:17:09 Your dad. Your dad, man.
01:17:14 That was crazy, man.
01:17:15 He's all right.
01:17:18 He's not all right. He uses you.
01:17:21 Sooner or later you're
01:17:23 Yeah, a lot of the time
01:17:25 they come up with sentimental rubbish.
01:17:28 Ha, ha. I know you're making fun of me,
01:17:30 No, you've made me happy.
01:17:32 You know what I'm gonna do
01:17:34 No, this is good.
01:17:35 I'm gonna get on
01:17:36 and I'm gonna beg
01:17:38 It's gonna be shameful.
01:17:41 Because Jackie
01:17:44 I think it's a bit more
01:17:46 No. Underneath that hair is a
01:17:50 No, I think your brain
01:17:53 and rainbows and
01:17:57 Mine's slightly darker.
01:17:59 Aaron, you seem very tense.
01:18:02 You're growling. I don't like your spasm.
01:18:07 Stop it. Stop it.
01:18:10 Sorry.
01:18:21 Thank you.
01:18:25 You okay?
01:18:27 Yeah. Sorry. I'm just...
01:18:32 Just get some sleep, Aaron.
01:18:35 Okay, good. 'Cause if I don't get some
01:18:38 Go home.
01:18:39 I'm cool.
01:18:41 I'm just gonna rest,
01:18:44 Prepare for the show.
01:18:52 Good morning, beautiful.
01:18:55 Fancy an orgasm?
01:18:59 I told you not to come here.
01:19:01 It just happened.
01:19:07 Get in here, Aldous.
01:19:12 I gotta stop now.
01:19:15 We're done.
01:19:17 Hey. Steady! That's not fair.
01:19:21 I got a busy day!
01:19:24 What, you want to have a wank and
01:19:27 No, I don't want to.
01:19:29 I'm not 12.
01:19:30 I don't want to rub
01:19:31 I'll tell you a sexy story.
01:19:33 Jackie!
01:19:34 That's not fair. That's not equal.
01:19:37 What about a BJ?
01:19:41 Will you do
01:19:43 Yeah, fuck, all right.
01:19:45 Will you put your fingers
01:19:46 All right, yeah. Later.
01:19:50 Why are you in LA?
01:19:52 I'm here because I've been thinking
01:19:54 I want to be with you, Jackie.
01:20:00 You on a Jeffrey?
01:20:02 I'm not partying anymore.
01:20:06 I have been for a while.
01:20:09 Well, that's perfect,
01:20:10 I'm actually
01:20:12 A very different person.
01:20:15 I want to be clean with you.
01:20:20 Aldous, I've been
01:20:23 It's an ancient religion. It's brought to
01:20:27 For all those mistakes,
01:20:29 Don't be sorry.
01:20:32 Let's get married.
01:20:34 Yeah, and I was
01:20:35 but then you went to rehab
01:20:37 I was taking a lot of E,
01:20:40 Come off,
01:20:41 Aldous! This has been the best
01:20:45 I've realized you aren't
01:20:47 It's why your
01:20:49 It's been years since I've seen
01:20:53 You just numb
01:20:55 I was clean for
01:20:57 And you did yoga for
01:21:00 That's mental.
01:21:02 that you can't
01:21:04 The other day Lars
01:21:07 Bit indulgent.
01:21:09 It was beautiful!
01:21:12 And more intimate than anything
01:21:15 We share a son. That is a bit more
01:21:22 Naples is not your son.
01:21:25 Yes, he... Jackie, why...
01:21:28 Don't say things like
01:21:29 'cause, like, you can't come back from that.
01:21:32 He's not. Do you remember
01:21:37 Do you remember when
01:21:38 and spent that month
01:21:42 I'm so sorry, Aldous.
01:21:45 and I was so
01:21:48 and I thought you would
01:21:49 and then you turned out
01:21:53 And then he just kept looking
01:21:56 I'm so sorry.
01:21:58 I'm so sorry.
01:22:03 I'm so glad we finally got to
01:22:07 Namaste.
01:22:09 This is not an appropriate time
01:22:22 Yeah.
01:22:24 Naples?
01:22:26 One day you'll have to
01:22:31 Yeah, I know that.
01:22:33 Don't choose a woman
01:22:38 What do you mean?
01:22:39 I mean, your mother is
01:22:45 but she is
01:22:50 Are you sure of that?
01:22:51 Well, yeah, because if she
01:22:55 why would she have
01:22:59 Why are you so moody today?
01:23:03 I'm all right.
01:23:05 Do you love me?
01:23:06 I do love you, Dad.
01:23:09 I do love you, Aldous.
01:23:12 Why do I have to
01:23:13 You are my dad.
01:23:15 Dad.
01:23:17 Dad. All right.
01:23:27 See you tomorrow, Dad.
01:23:28 Good boy.
01:23:30 You gonna be okay, Aldous?
01:23:32 Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
01:23:33 I'll forget that the last seven
01:23:36 Aldous!
01:23:39 Hello. Enter Sandman.
01:23:40 Babe? We should
01:23:42 He's waiting
01:23:44 So why don't you go and sue Napster,
01:23:50 Aaron!
01:23:53 And why the fuck aren't you
01:23:55 I'm answering my phone,
01:23:58 Answer your...
01:24:08 Hi. Before you say anything
01:24:15 You were right.
01:24:16 We broke off our relationship
01:24:20 And I've learned
01:24:23 that life is mainly filled with
01:24:29 And I realize now how wonderful it is,
01:24:33 I'm begging you to take me back.
01:24:43 Did you hook up with anyone
01:24:50 You mean
01:24:54 What is he
01:24:56 What the fuck
01:24:58 I'll get rid of him, all right?
01:25:02 Hey, man.
01:25:04 Just went and saw Jackie.
01:25:07 She's marrying
01:25:09 and Naples ain't
01:25:11 I remember thinking,
01:25:14 Thank you, Aaron.
01:25:16 So, this is
01:25:21 You're Daphne then?
01:25:23 You know, when you hear about
01:25:27 That's happening now.
01:25:29 I've walked in the middle
01:25:33 No.
01:25:35 No, no, no.
01:25:41 Why is it so tense?
01:25:44 Is it because he had sex with other
01:25:49 I think that's
01:25:50 We're gonna
01:25:53 No, I think I'd like
01:25:55 Yes. I would like to talk about it.
01:26:00 Why are you
01:26:02 Because he broke my trust.
01:26:05 We were barely
01:26:07 and he went and
01:26:09 I didn't enjoy it, okay?
01:26:12 What I think, Daph,
01:26:16 by their nature
01:26:20 It's against nature to be with one person.
01:26:24 Yeah.
01:26:25 and then it turns out
01:26:27 with a bunch of
01:26:35 I personally think that monogamy can
01:26:41 Aaron, why have you chosen to put
01:26:46 You don't need these
01:26:49 Unless you get rid of them,
01:26:52 What kind of
01:26:54 'Cause in nature,
01:26:55 from polygamy to,
01:26:58 What...
01:26:59 Well, I mean, a threesome is
01:27:01 You know,
01:27:04 Hypothetically.
01:27:08 There's three of us.
01:27:15 Okay, that's funny.
01:27:20 Yeah, we're gonna
01:27:23 Let's just get naked
01:27:30 We should do it.
01:27:33 Wait, what?
01:27:37 I don't... What?
01:27:39 Come on.
01:27:43 No, thanks. I don't...
01:27:46 So you get to mess
01:27:48 and because I'm a woman,
01:27:50 You had your turn.
01:27:52 I would like to have
01:27:54 Don't think of it
01:27:55 Think of it as having
01:27:58 while someone else also
01:28:01 I think it'd be fun.
01:28:03 What are you doing?
01:28:05 We are pre-negotiating
01:28:08 Pre-negotiated.
01:28:10 I'm fucking psyched!
01:28:15 So, Aaron, Daphne,
01:28:25 I'm not sucking his dick,
01:28:32 Just relax.
01:28:38 That's good.
01:28:44 Aaron, look at her.
01:28:46 Aaron, look at Daphne.
01:28:48 Put those strawberries down.
01:28:51 Come on, mate, don't be tight.
01:29:03 Okay, I'm gonna kiss
01:29:05 Yeah. Yeah.
01:29:07 Yeah, it's totally cool.
01:29:24 Oh, my God!
01:29:29 Oh, fuck!
01:29:32 Oh, my God!
01:29:38 Daphne?
01:29:40 Are you ready?
01:29:41 You sure you want to do this?
01:29:45 What are you doing?
01:29:47 Aaron, no.
01:29:50 What are you doing?
01:29:52 I'm just having fun!
01:29:53 Enough with these rules and
01:29:56 Unleash that!
01:29:59 Aaron, don't do that!
01:30:02 You need to
01:30:03 Honestly, this isn't
01:30:09 What the fuck
01:30:10 I don't know.
01:30:12 What are we doing?
01:30:14 I don't want this, either.
01:30:17 I am so sorry, Aaron.
01:30:19 How did this happen?
01:30:21 You kind of insisted,
01:30:24 Wow. That was insane.
01:30:27 I think I've misjudged the dynamic.
01:30:31 Particularly you.
01:30:35 Oh, God, I'm on call.
01:30:39 Nothing you say makes any sense!
01:30:44 You're just
01:30:46 And you're smart,
01:30:48 but it's bullshit.
01:30:50 This is it, Aaron.
01:30:54 Did you enjoy the party?
01:30:56 You're sick in
01:30:59 You messed your own life up and
01:31:03 We're done here?
01:31:05 Get out of my apartment.
01:31:09 Thanks for the hospitality.
01:31:16 Bye.
01:31:22 Where are my boxers?
01:31:32 So I might not
01:31:34 You know, the show at the Greek.
01:31:36 I might not do it.
01:31:38 Oh, dear.
01:31:40 That's a shame.
01:31:42 Can you say something
01:31:43 Say that reassuring thing
01:31:47 You... No, you...
01:31:49 You stay chipper.
01:31:56 And when you get back,
01:32:02 All right, well,
01:32:05 Anyway, I just wanted you to
01:32:09 Stay chipper.
01:32:21 Coming up later...
01:32:22 The 10-year anniversary of Aldous
01:32:27 Live in Los Angeles. But now,
01:32:34 "Where the fuck are you?
01:32:38 Fuck him.
01:32:40 Broadcasting
01:32:42 your Uncle Joe.
01:32:43 Aldous Snow, the most self-destructive
01:32:46 not yet in the building.
01:32:47 Well, there'll be
01:32:50 Aaron? It's me.
01:32:51 I really need to
01:32:54 that I'm gonna jump off the roof
01:32:57 Fuck him.
01:32:59 If you're not busy...
01:33:05 Shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:33:18 Hello, Los Angeles!
01:33:22 Should I jump
01:33:25 Or how about
01:33:43 Hey, Aldous, it's Aaron! Get down!
01:33:50 Hey, Aldous, I'm here! Hey!
01:33:54 Hi, Aaron!
01:33:55 Just come down and
01:33:58 You made it!
01:34:00 - He's gonna jump!
01:34:06 No, no, no! No, no, no!
01:34:13 Aldous! Aldous!
01:34:15 My arm.
01:34:16 Aaron.
01:34:19 Are you okay, man?
01:34:21 Aaron, it was
01:34:24 with you and
01:34:26 That wasn't fair.
01:34:28 We don't have to talk about it.
01:34:30 I done it for my
01:34:31 I know, but fine.
01:34:33 I don't wanna...
01:34:38 I'm lonely, mate.
01:34:44 And I'm sad. And I ain't got no one,
01:34:48 And she's an idiot.
01:34:51 And now I'm crying
01:34:52 and you thought
01:34:54 for a while, and now I'm crying.
01:34:58 Embarrassed.
01:35:04 You try so hard, man.
01:35:08 But you're fine.
01:35:14 You're Aldous Snow, man.
01:35:18 You make people happy
01:35:23 And that's fucking awesome.
01:35:26 There's thousands of
01:35:28 just standing,
01:35:33 And they like you.
01:35:39 Don't you like me no more?
01:35:41 Aldous, I came here.
01:35:45 I'm here.
01:35:48 Right. I want to do the gig.
01:35:52 I'm gonna do it.
01:35:53 I don't think that we...
01:35:54 We shouldn't go.
01:35:56 I don't want to let people down who love me.
01:35:57 Not tonight.
01:35:59 I'm pretty sure if you don't go to a
01:36:02 I want to go to the Greek Theatre
01:36:06 and I want to
01:36:07 and do something
01:36:09 'cause this is not working
01:36:12 for me as a lifestyle choice.
01:36:17 You sure you're okay?
01:36:18 'Cause it looks like Jaws
01:36:22 Yeah. Little bit of blood
01:36:29 This is a bad idea.
01:36:31 Yes, we should.
01:36:34 Although, my arm is
01:36:38 I sustained an injury.
01:36:40 That's bone.
01:36:42 I'm taking you to the hospital,
01:36:43 Not tonight. This is
01:36:46 That is so fucking...
01:36:47 Don't overreact.
01:36:51 I fucking threw up.
01:36:52 I told you
01:36:54 Get that fucking arm out of my face!
01:37:08 Yes, yes, yes!
01:37:11 Sergio.
01:37:13 No! We should take him
01:37:14 No. Come on,
01:37:16 Don't worry about it.
01:37:18 The audience is
01:37:20 but you're here.
01:37:21 Hey, look, we should talk.
01:37:23 What's up?
01:37:28 What are you talking about?
01:37:30 He's all right.
01:37:32 There's a teeny-weeny
01:37:33 He can't go on.
01:37:34 What the fuck? Hold on.
01:37:38 Give him two of these.
01:37:43 I can't do this anymore.
01:37:45 What the fuck you talking about,
01:37:47 You, you got him here!
01:37:49 He doesn't need to be pushed
01:37:51 Sometimes we gotta
01:37:54 It's gonna be all right.
01:37:56 You keep feeding
01:37:58 He's a sad guy.
01:38:00 He's gonna live a long time.
01:38:03 British motherfuckers
01:38:04 You ever heard of a fucking...
01:38:07 No, none of them die.
01:38:10 Those Led Zeppelin...
01:38:14 Fucking Ozzy Osbourne's
01:38:16 I quit.
01:38:17 Hey, come on!
01:38:20 This is supposed
01:38:22 I fucking quit.
01:38:24 Aaron, get back here!
01:38:32 Aldous! You don't
01:38:35 You don't have to
01:38:37 I don't know what all the fuss was about.
01:38:41 You don't have to do this.
01:38:42 I do, Aaron.
01:38:44 They're all here to see me.
01:38:47 I feel nervous.
01:38:50 It's good to
01:38:53 I love this!
01:38:59 I owe you one, mate.
01:39:34 Like water through a drain
01:39:36 I'm spinning down, down, down
01:39:40 Like the needle in my vein
01:39:42 You're bringing me down, down,
01:39:46 Like a dog who's gone insane
01:39:48 You're putting me down, down,
01:39:52 And those of you
01:39:55 You're going down, down, down
01:39:58 And the record man
01:40:01 Can you hear what's going on?
01:40:05 I'm coming up
01:40:11 I'm coming up
01:40:17 I'm coming up
01:40:23 I'm coming up
01:40:31 And this world ain't gonna
01:40:59 Another night
01:41:03 I'm hypnotized but I
01:41:08 The signs for the Tube to come
01:41:13 Another night I'm here alone
01:41:16 My eyes so tired from
01:41:22 Why won't you call and come home?
01:41:26 And I know that you won't
01:41:31 But will you come for my
01:41:42 Another night in Soho Grand
01:41:45 My wrists so tired
01:41:51 Why has the world gone so still?
01:41:55 I feel that my next meal
01:42:01 Will you come for my bangers
01:42:08 Come for my bangers
01:42:17 Aaron? Listen...
01:42:18 Don't say anything.
01:42:24 The signs for the Tube to come
01:42:28 Another night I'm here alone
01:42:31 These eyes so tired
01:42:37 Why won't you call and come home?
01:42:42 I know that you won't come
01:42:47 Will you come for my bangers
01:42:50 My beans and mash?
01:42:53 Oh, come for my bangers
01:42:57 My beans and mash
01:43:19 Oh, my God.
01:43:24 Wow. I feel
01:43:28 Me, too.
01:43:30 Do you want to
01:43:41 We should probably burn
01:43:43 Yeah. I can get some bleach
01:43:46 Maybe just torch the whole apartment.
01:43:49 Yeah.
01:43:53 All right.
01:43:56 Thank you. Thank you.
01:43:59 Welcome back to Storytellers.
01:44:01 Yeah, I've been sober
01:44:05 So that's positive.
01:44:08 Thanks.
01:44:11 It's lovely to be applauded
01:44:14 by people who I can see
01:44:16 I can see some of you are literally
01:44:19 Here with us in the audience is
01:44:25 Aaron Green.
01:44:28 Yes.
01:44:31 We have
01:44:32 He's my producer.
01:44:34 How are you?
01:44:37 Is this 'cause
01:44:38 You think, "Oh, I'm grunge. "
01:44:41 You look like a lesbian.
01:44:42 Sing the song.
01:44:44 Sit down, Aaron.
01:44:46 That is Aaron Green.
01:44:50 All right.
01:44:54 You all right, sunshine?
01:44:56 I'm fine, Daddy.
01:44:58 Yeah. See,
01:44:59 He was my son for a while,
01:45:02 it turns out it's best just to think
01:45:06 Also, also he's quite mature.
01:45:10 Do you love me?
01:45:12 Uh, yeah.
01:45:14 It doesn't mean anything!
01:45:16 See, that's the thing now,
01:45:19 So, all right.
01:45:21 You all right, Mum?
01:45:23 She doesn't know
01:45:24 You don't know where you are,
01:45:27 Well, hey, listen,
01:45:28 I'm sidetracked.
01:45:30 Let's do this song.
01:45:32 but the most important thing
01:45:36 Thank the fucking Lord.
01:45:42 Yeah
01:45:45 When the world
01:45:49 Stroke the furry wall
01:45:58 Furry walls,
01:46:00 Furry walls,
01:46:03 Furry walls, furry walls
01:46:08 Furry walls, kiss me to sleep Furry walls,
01:46:13 Furry walls, furry walls
01:46:19 Furry walls can take you
01:46:24 Furry walls surround you
01:46:29 Let your furry fingers
01:46:34 Furry walls,
01:46:37 Furry walls,
01:46:39 Furry walls, furry walls
01:46:44 Furry walls, let's have a taste Furry walls,
01:46:50 Furry walls, furry walls
01:46:55 Maybe I'm in heaven
01:47:01 All around are furry clouds
01:47:06 Let me stroke
01:47:16 Furry walls, furry walls
01:47:21 Furry walls, I'm gonna cry Furry walls,
01:47:26 Furry walls, furry walls
01:47:31 Furry walls, furry walls
01:47:36 Furry walls
01:48:00 Little bird
01:48:02 Drink the champagne
01:48:05 Take a flying saucer trip
01:48:08 To the stars in my eyes
01:48:12 Little bird
01:48:14 Sitting on the tip
01:48:18 Though you look
01:48:20 Could be the stars in my eyes
01:48:24 Your words, like butterflies
01:48:27 Dance around my head
01:48:31 Your body, like forbidden wine
01:48:37 Hope your daddy doesn't mind
01:48:43 Hope your granny doesn't mind
01:48:46 Hope your grandpa doesn't mind
01:48:52 Little bird
01:48:54 You have got to be 18
01:48:57 Or a few years past your teens
01:49:00 Or you are in my eyes
01:49:04 Little bird
01:49:07 If you were born 'fore '92
01:49:10 Then you know just what to do
01:49:13 Rip the stars from my eyes
01:49:17 Your words, like butterflies
01:49:20 Dance around my head
01:49:23 Your body, like a cherry pie
01:49:29 Hope your daddy doesn't mind
01:49:32 Hope your mummy doesn't mind
01:49:35 Hope your nana doesn't mind
01:49:38 Hope your grandpa doesn't mind
01:49:53 Little bird
01:49:56 Brand new galaxies await you
01:49:59 Open up and let me take you
01:50:02 To the stars
01:50:09 Your words, like butterflies
01:50:12 Dance around my head
01:50:15 Your body, like forbidden wine
01:50:21 Hope your daddy doesn't mind
01:50:24 Hope your mummy doesn't mind
01:50:27 Hope your granny doesn't mind
01:50:30 Hope your grandpa doesn't mind
01:50:33 Hope your daddy doesn't mind
01:50:37 Hope your mummy doesn't mind
01:50:40 Hope your daddy doesn't mind
01:50:43 Hope your mummy doesn't mind
01:50:48 Little bird
01:50:55 Little bird
01:51:01 Little bird
01:51:10 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
01:51:13 Put your dominant hand
01:51:15 Reach your dominant hand
01:51:20 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
01:51:23 Put your hand up for sex
01:51:26 For me and me helmet
01:51:31 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
01:51:34 Put your hand up
01:51:36 For shagging five birds
01:51:42 I feel particularly
01:51:48 I feel in tune
01:52:06 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
01:52:08 Put your hand up for love
01:52:11 While snogging down south
01:52:16 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
01:52:19 Put your dominant hand
01:52:21 Put your dominant hand
01:52:33 Tonight
01:52:39 Unity
01:52:41 Yeah, yeah
01:52:44 Oi, oi, unity!
01:52:48 And love
01:52:51 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
01:52:53 Put your hand up for tea
01:52:56 For separation of
01:53:01 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
01:53:04 Put your dominant hand
01:53:07 Put your dominant leg
01:53:10 I feel particularly
01:53:15 I feel in tune
01:53:25 Yeah, yeah! Oi, oi!
01:53:28 Put your dominant hand
01:53:30 Put your dominant hand
01:53:34 To the sky
01:53:44 Go home.
01:53:46 Get the fuck out the theater.