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Get Real
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[ Birds Twittering ] |
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[ Man Narrating ] I came late to sex. |
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That was when my friend Mark Watkins |
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Really ? |
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Yeah. Honest. |
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[ Man Narrating ] For over a year after |
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when two women tied a man to a bed |
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But it's |
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Na na ! |
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[ Man Narrating ] At secondary |
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[ Documentary Narrator ] |
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unless the female is willing to |
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She then lies with her hind legs |
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and the formerly aggressive |
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The male seizes her |
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and mating takes place. |
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Mating lasts only a minute or two, |
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The male plays no further part |
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Indeed, the two animals |
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[ Man Narrating ] |
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Simple, really. |
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find somewhere to do it, |
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- [ Brakes Screeching ] |
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Thing is, |
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it just isn't that simple. |
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And as for |
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well, nothing |
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Anything interesting ? |
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Oh. Not really. |
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Romeo and Juliet |
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It's really, you know, |
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He speaks very |
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- You doing your homework ? |
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You might find it easier with the book |
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[ Chuckles ] |
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[ Chuckles ] |
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- What do you do ? |
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Wow. A writer. |
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I've thought about, |
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I'm not really sure. I-I've entered |
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You have to write about what it's like |
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the new millenium. |
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- And, uh, what is it like ? |
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Could be better. |
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No. |
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I guess it's hard |
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- but when you're-- you know-- |
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[ Chuckles ] |
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- You're lovely. |
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- Tart. |
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Oh, Linda, he's stunning. |
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- Tart. |
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- Dangerous. |
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Safe ? What's safe about |
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You promised me you wouldn't |
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I don't ! I was just sitting outside |
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Steve, babe, |
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Some git starts blagging you outside the |
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Well, where else am I supposed to meet |
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And he's not some randy old git. |
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He's up for the same thing I am. We're |
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The woods ? Steve, you did it |
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- Queer-bashed by squirrels ? |
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Or you could have been arrested. |
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Life's a risk, Lins. |
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Linda, Mum says if you don't come in for |
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- Okay, okay. |
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Well, we'll get one. |
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He's never gonna |
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That's not what he said |
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- Hi. |
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- You're late again. |
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for the newspaper |
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Special study groups |
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- Great. |
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Oh, uh, not bad. |
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Oh. |
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That's very... |
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Well, he won't meet any deadlines |
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Sorry ? |
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Mrs. Gillingham said |
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Oh, yeah. |
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I had a bit of a block, |
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Steven, you are going to |
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Of course I am. |
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Because if this is just |
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then you might as well |
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Hmm ? |
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Oh ! |
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oý' Gonna have to wait oý' |
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[ Chuckles ] |
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oý'If I ever see you again oý' |
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-oý'I will tell you why oý' |
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oý'I was low and insecure oý' |
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oý'Didn't want to make you cry oý'oý' |
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[ Girl ] ''Come, gentle night. |
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- Give me my Romeo. And when I die--'' |
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- Sorry, sir. |
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What is it today ? |
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Bus hijacked |
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Or were you confined |
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- [ Students Chuckling ] |
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Romeo and Juliet, Steven. |
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Okay, sit down. Oh, have you |
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- Uh-- |
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I'll have to suggest |
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the special study periods |
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Carry on, Wendy. |
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''Take him and cut him out |
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and he will make |
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- that all will be in love with night.'' |
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- [ Continues Reading ] |
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''So tedious is this day as is |
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to an impatient child that hath |
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I'm just saying people sometimes |
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- A phase ? Since I was eleven ? |
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That's how old I was |
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[ Chuckles ] Mind you it was |
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before I realized I could |
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Stop trying to shock me. |
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Stick to your own balls. |
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You haven't told those wankers |
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Oh, yeah, I announced it |
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I told you, |
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Geez, if they thought |
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Fuck me around enough because |
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and I've got an I.Q. |
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School full of tossers. |
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Oh, yeah. |
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No way. |
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Not even him ? |
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John Dixon. |
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I know. Every time I see |
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I wish it was |
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Sure wouldn't kick him out of bed |
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- Great poster. |
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Well, why don't you take down |
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It's been here |
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You can create |
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Should we ask |
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Probably. |
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[ Indistinct ] |
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- Are you sure this'll be okay ? |
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Look, if it makes you feel easier, |
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-Thanks. |
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Don't work that body |
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- Hi. |
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So, um, you're on |
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I am the school magazine. |
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I could be fu-- |
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Whatever. |
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Finish clearing this lot and, um, |
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- Yes ! |
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Steve, |
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The gorgeous Glen |
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- He just got held up. |
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Sweetheart, I know you want me |
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I just don't feel |
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- Anyway, I've got to get home. |
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- How many have you had now ? |
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- eight. |
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- You sure all you're doing is driving ? |
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Not all men are obsessed |
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Who mentioned sex ? |
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Look, you go home |
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- You'll scare him off if he sees you. |
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No, I mean |
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You know what I mean. |
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You be careful. |
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oý'I feel it in my fingers oý' |
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oý'I feel it in my toes oý' |
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oý'Love is all around me oý' |
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oý'And so the feeling grows oý' |
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oý'It's written on the wind oý' |
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oý'It's everywhere I go oý' |
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-oý'So if you really love me oý' |
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oý' Come on and let it show oý' |
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oý' You know I love you |
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oý'My mind's made up oý' |
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oý'By the way that I feel oý' |
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oý' There's no beginning |
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oý' 'Cause on my love oý' |
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oý' You can depend oý' |
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oý'I see your face before me oý' |
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oý'As I lay on my bed oý' |
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oý'I kind of get to thinking oý' |
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oý' Of all the things you said oý' |
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oý' You gave your promise to me oý' |
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oý'And I gave mine to you oý' |
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oý'I need someone beside me oý' |
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oý'In everything I do oý' |
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[ Sighs ] |
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Oh, bugger. |
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[ Whispering ] |
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oý' You know I love you |
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oý'My mind's made up |
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oý' There's no beginning |
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oý' 'Cause on my love |
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oý'It's written on the wind oý' |
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oý'It's everywhere I go oý' |
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- Come on. Come on. |
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-oý' Come on and let it show oý'oý' |
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All right, mate ? |
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Carter, isn't it ? |
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- Fag ? |
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Oh. Thanks. |
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[ Coughs ] |
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[ Exhales ] |
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This is a nice park. |
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Yeah, it's nice. |
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- [ Coughs ] |
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- What ? |
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I only started because |
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Peer pressure, |
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Yeah. |
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Peer pressure. |
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- [ Coughs ] |
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- You be yourself. |
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- Listen, Dixon, I-- |
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John. About what |
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Forget it, mate. My mistake. |
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In there it's usually a question |
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- I didn't know it was you. |
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Look, let's just put it |
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You don't know why |
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Y-You mean you're-- |
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Geez, I thought-- When Kevin |
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they're only |
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I mean, you're not |
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- Yeah, I'm... dodgy. |
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No, I don't mean-- |
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Fuck me. |
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Don't be. |
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What are you up to now ? Do you fancy |
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- I live around the corner. |
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Anyway, I should get in some training |
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Yeah. Good luck. |
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Are-- |
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Are your parents in ? |
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- You did say no sugar, didn't you ? |
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Here. It's hot. |
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Why don't you sit down ? |
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- Is it okay ? |
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- The tea. |
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Didn't-- |
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- I'm not. |
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Oh. |
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- How long have you known that you're-- |
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- [ Chuckles ] |
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- Fuck me. Eleven years old ? |
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When I was in the Cubs, there was this-- |
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and all the other kids were deciding |
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and uh, and one kid |
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''Don't know what the fuss is about. I'd |
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-So, I said, ''So would I.'' [ Chuckles ] |
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I've never really talked |
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Oh, it's okay. |
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Well, intrigued. |
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- Like, does anyone know ? |
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- What about your parents ? |
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- What if they found out ? |
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They'd be gutted. |
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Blimey! |
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- Oh, that must be Linda's. |
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- Please. |
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-John. |
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I can't. |
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It's all right,John. |
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I'm not gay ! |
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I don't know why I-- |
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- I only came for coffee. |
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Stop being so fucking clever ! |
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John ! |
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oý'oý'[ Drums ] |
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Hi,John. |
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Steven ! |
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Steven ! |
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What ? |
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- Your tea's ready. |
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Steven, have you got |
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No. |
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- Is that your article ? |
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- Pleased with it ? |
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But you were |
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- Come on, let's have a look. |
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- I'm not sending it in. |
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Why can't you |
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I mean, |
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- Sorry to be such a disappointment. |
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- Yeah, but if they hadn't lied-- |
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You don't think being up front |
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What, like, |
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Well, I know I'm only 1 4 and that, and |
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but I thought he was a bit of |
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[ Teacher ] Well, what would you guys |
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- Steven ? |
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- I said, what would you have done ? |
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[ Students Chuckling ] |
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-[ Bell Rings ] |
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you will have to |
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Any chance of borrowing camera equipment |
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No chance. He's got real down |
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Well, could you ask him anyway ? |
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God, Mark, I'm not groveling to my dad |
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Oh, thanks. |
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- What's up, Steve ? |
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- Everything okay at home ? |
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- Girl trouble ? |
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Oh, did Mark ask you |
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Uh, yeah. I don't think I'm gonna |
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Oh, that's a shame. Wendy's |
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about the athletics team... |
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and we need some photographs-- |
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What's with this |
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Well, I just thought doing the school |
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Hmm. Okay. |
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Just you make sure I get it back. |
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And yes, you do |
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- I'm afraid I'm a bit early. My-- |
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Not to worry. I'm not quite ready |
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I'll be back in a minute. |
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Glen ! God, I thought I'd |
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What the hell |
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I just came to borrow |
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- Your dad ? |
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He's got no idea. |
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- Why did you stand me up the other day? |
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- Did you find another man ? |
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- [ Baby Crying ] |
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[ Crying Continues ] |
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I thought I told you |
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Now, Mrs. Armstrong, if you'd |
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- [ Baby Crying ] |
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Hello. |
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''From forth the fatal loins |
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a pair of |
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A-- Which speech |
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Romeo, Romeo, cover me in honey... |
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- and suck it off with a straw. |
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- God, he's perfect. |
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- He can pass me his baton any day. |
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- Hi. |
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your study periods productively ? |
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Yes, sir. I was just |
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Um, Steve's gonna take |
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It's all right if hejoins |
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Uh, yeah, all right, thanks. |
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-John, we need to do that shoot now. |
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- Hi. |
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- [ Teacher ] Is that your team vest ? |
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- Maybe you should wear that. |
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Well, you're the expert, |
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Hey, you know that guy who was arrested |
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- Yeah. |
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- Was he arrested in the organ loft ? |
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The police say the woods |
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Jess! |
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- Right on cue. |
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Shouldn't you be somewhere else, |
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- [ Students Chuckling ] |
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Yeah. |
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Best thing you ever did |
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Hey, Steve, do you want to go |
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get some ''News of the World'' |
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No, seriously, we could |
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We want the magazine to be |
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Well, what could be more radical |
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It's not a gay story. |
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- It's a pervert story. |
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Well, you're not gay |
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Something funny, Carter ? |
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- [Jessica ] Leave him alone, Kevin ! |
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- Still laughing, are we ? |
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Kevin ! |
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Stop pratting around, |
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Leave the girlies |
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You okay ? |
| 00:29:16 |
Uh, yeah, I'm fine. |
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So, um, when did |
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Oh, um, |
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a few days ago. |
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I-I'd rather not, |
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- I knew she liked him. |
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Yeah. |
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- Think she'll go out with him ? |
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If she finally gives up on the idea |
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away from Christina |
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- You ever seen her ? |
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- Not even the underwear pictures ? |
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She's not a real model. She models |
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Oh. |
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Still, she is |
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I told Wendy you'd have to be pretty |
| 00:30:33 |
- [ Door Closing ] |
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Yeah. |
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I brought your photos back. |
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Oh, thanks. |
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I think she likes me, but she seems, |
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It's killing me. |
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- There's a medical term for that. |
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Funny. Did you |
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I'm sure she's not wearing a bra. |
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God, just ask her to go |
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- Well, it's difficult. |
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Do you want to go to the cinema on |
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- [ Sighs ] Maybe. |
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- I don't need cheering up. |
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All right. |
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How's, uh-- |
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- How's tricks ? |
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We must |
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- Hi, Mr. Carter. |
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- You look nice today. |
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- Mrs. C. |
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Have a nice time, eh ? |
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Steve ! |
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oý'Now pretty ladies |
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oý' Got a weird thing to show you |
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oý' Tell your brother, your sister |
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oý' 'Cause we're about throw down |
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oý' Wave your hands in the air |
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So, that's the incredible |
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Where ? |
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The girl you've been staring at |
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Have not. |
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You ever thought of doing it |
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Not exactly. |
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oý' When you hear the call you've |
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oý' Word up |
| 00:33:01 |
oý'No matter where you say it |
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oý'Now all you sucker DJ's oý' |
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Stop staring at him. |
| 00:33:09 |
- He stares back. |
| 00:33:13 |
oý' You try to put on those airs |
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oý'But you've got to realize |
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oý' Give us music, we can use it |
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oý' We don't have the time |
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- Get off of me ! |
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oý'No romance for me, mama oý' |
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oý' Come on, baby |
| 00:33:38 |
oý' Word up oý'oý' |
| 00:33:40 |
oý'oý'[ Continues Faintly ] |
| 00:34:00 |
- [ Sniffles ] |
| 00:34:05 |
- You okay ? |
| 00:34:08 |
Just needed some air. |
| 00:34:11 |
Kevin Grainger's |
| 00:34:15 |
oý'oý'[ Dance ] |
| 00:34:22 |
You all right, |
| 00:34:26 |
- See anyone you fancy ? |
| 00:34:28 |
- Yeah,Jessica. |
| 00:34:32 |
Pastures is right. |
| 00:34:35 |
Well, you don't look at the mantle piece |
| 00:34:38 |
What happens if you're |
| 00:34:44 |
So, it was fine |
| 00:34:49 |
He was nice, |
| 00:34:51 |
almost, you know, |
| 00:34:55 |
Kevin Grainger, romantic ? |
| 00:35:00 |
Well, then we-- you know, |
| 00:35:03 |
did it. |
| 00:35:06 |
First time for me. |
| 00:35:08 |
- And ? |
| 00:35:11 |
Oh, God, I'm not sure I should be |
| 00:35:15 |
Okay. On the day |
| 00:35:20 |
Wendy heard him tell the lads about-- |
| 00:35:26 |
Details, |
| 00:35:28 |
Even what I'd been saying |
| 00:35:32 |
I felt humiliated. |
| 00:35:35 |
He said he's sorry. |
| 00:35:38 |
No, you deserve |
| 00:35:43 |
Thanks. |
| 00:35:45 |
Look, I'm fine now. |
| 00:35:50 |
[ Sniffles, Sighs ] |
| 00:35:52 |
Anyway, I think I'm |
| 00:35:54 |
- What about you ? |
| 00:35:56 |
Yeah, you're a real secretive one. |
| 00:35:59 |
No, not really. |
| 00:36:02 |
But you'd |
| 00:36:04 |
- Something like that. |
| 00:36:07 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:36:13 |
oý'If you really |
| 00:36:16 |
oý' Get yourself a bad boy oý' |
| 00:36:21 |
oý' Get it like it could be, would be |
| 00:36:26 |
oý'If you want it |
| 00:36:29 |
oý' Get yourself a bad boy oý' |
| 00:36:32 |
There you are. |
| 00:36:34 |
God, you'd have to |
| 00:36:41 |
oý' Oh, yeah oý' |
| 00:36:45 |
Hi. I'm Kevin. |
| 00:36:50 |
- And you are ? |
| 00:36:52 |
- Fancy a real drink, Kirsty ? |
| 00:36:55 |
Something else, then ? |
| 00:37:01 |
You know, I really like... |
| 00:37:09 |
So, uh, could I |
| 00:37:11 |
He's seeing me home. |
| 00:37:13 |
- That wanker ? |
| 00:37:17 |
Oi, Carter ! Not exactly |
| 00:37:20 |
No, she's cuddly, |
| 00:37:23 |
and until a few seconds ago, you assumed |
| 00:37:27 |
instead of some slim oil painting, |
| 00:37:30 |
for a quick one |
| 00:37:32 |
- Linda. |
| 00:37:36 |
the pathetic fumbling |
| 00:37:39 |
the slobbery kisses, belching |
| 00:37:42 |
because you've had too much |
| 00:37:45 |
and then the main event, |
| 00:37:49 |
or not at all because |
| 00:37:52 |
Shall I take that |
| 00:37:54 |
- Take it up your bum. |
| 00:37:58 |
Just because he's got a prick, |
| 00:38:05 |
Sod this. If you're going to put me |
| 00:38:08 |
we might as well at least |
| 00:38:36 |
oý'She wasn't easy oý' |
| 00:38:40 |
oý' Changing rocking rolling |
| 00:38:44 |
oý'And things were |
| 00:38:49 |
oý'I thought I had to |
| 00:38:53 |
oý'But now it's |
| 00:38:56 |
oý'Hey, I'm funky now |
| 00:39:01 |
oý'oý'[ Fades ] |
| 00:39:03 |
oý'oý'[ Ballad ] |
| 00:39:20 |
oý' You are so beautiful oý' |
| 00:39:32 |
oý' To me oý' |
| 00:39:37 |
oý' You are so beautiful oý' |
| 00:39:48 |
oý' To me oý' |
| 00:39:52 |
oý' Can't you see oý' |
| 00:39:57 |
oý' You're everything |
| 00:40:04 |
oý' You're everything I need oý' |
| 00:40:12 |
oý' You are so beautiful oý' |
| 00:40:19 |
oý' To me oý' |
| 00:40:24 |
oý' You are so beautiful oý' |
| 00:40:33 |
Don't you start ! |
| 00:40:35 |
- Sorry, I was thinking of someone else. |
| 00:40:39 |
oý' You are so beautiful oý' |
| 00:40:48 |
oý' To me oý'oý' |
| 00:40:52 |
God, it gets |
| 00:40:54 |
You haven't got a monopoly |
| 00:40:56 |
- At least you're not me. |
| 00:40:59 |
Sweetheart, I'm not cuddly. I'm not |
| 00:41:04 |
I'm absolutely |
| 00:41:06 |
The only offers I get are from dickheads |
| 00:41:10 |
and even then after he's tried |
| 00:41:14 |
At the end of the evening, |
| 00:41:16 |
Tsk. Men. |
| 00:41:19 |
Look, let's have a night of debauchery |
| 00:41:22 |
I'll nip home and get a video, you can |
| 00:41:25 |
We'll have a threesome-- |
| 00:41:29 |
- What will the neighbors think ? |
| 00:41:32 |
Yeah. I'll put |
| 00:41:42 |
I'm changing ! |
| 00:41:45 |
[ Footsteps Approaching ] |
| 00:41:48 |
I said I'll be down-- |
| 00:42:06 |
Hi. |
| 00:42:14 |
Please, I-- |
| 00:42:17 |
I need to-- |
| 00:42:22 |
I need to use your loo. |
| 00:42:28 |
Oh. |
| 00:42:32 |
It's first |
| 00:42:46 |
Shit ! |
| 00:42:52 |
[ Door Closing ] |
| 00:42:56 |
[ Sniffs ] |
| 00:43:15 |
[ Toilet Flushing ] |
| 00:43:20 |
Linda ! I really |
| 00:43:22 |
- I think I'll just go to bed. |
| 00:43:25 |
- Good night. |
| 00:43:36 |
The uh-- |
| 00:43:41 |
I just |
| 00:43:48 |
- Are your parents out ? |
| 00:44:02 |
- Coffee ? |
| 00:44:07 |
You don't like kissing. |
| 00:44:15 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:44:21 |
Please. |
| 00:44:25 |
Help me. |
| 00:44:29 |
- I'm-- I'm worried. |
| 00:44:34 |
- Confused. |
| 00:44:37 |
You don't know ! |
| 00:44:40 |
I'm getting there. |
| 00:44:46 |
It's just-- |
| 00:44:49 |
I thought I'd-- |
| 00:44:54 |
It was a long time ago. |
| 00:44:58 |
- What was ? |
| 00:45:07 |
About-- |
| 00:45:11 |
about a year ago, |
| 00:45:15 |
geography field trip. |
| 00:45:18 |
We went to Cornwall |
| 00:45:22 |
- You been to Cornwall ? |
| 00:45:25 |
It's really, |
| 00:45:30 |
Like, quite wild. |
| 00:45:38 |
One night, I went |
| 00:45:42 |
Danny, from one |
| 00:45:47 |
He was-- |
| 00:45:49 |
a sound bloke. |
| 00:45:51 |
[ Chuckles ] Well, apart from being |
| 00:45:54 |
Sound. |
| 00:45:56 |
We had one of those |
| 00:46:00 |
We got really pissed. |
| 00:46:03 |
Sitting on some rocks, |
| 00:46:05 |
by the sea. |
| 00:46:09 |
We got really silly. |
| 00:46:14 |
He said he would |
| 00:46:18 |
So we took all our clothes off, |
| 00:46:21 |
Christ, it was cold. |
| 00:46:23 |
[ Sniffles ] |
| 00:46:28 |
He never jumped. |
| 00:46:33 |
He just stood there, |
| 00:46:36 |
laughing. |
| 00:46:38 |
[ Scoffs ] He said I was a prat |
| 00:46:41 |
- You were. |
| 00:46:48 |
When I got out, |
| 00:46:51 |
I was shivering. |
| 00:46:54 |
Then he picked |
| 00:46:57 |
and as I |
| 00:47:01 |
put it over |
| 00:47:05 |
started to-- |
| 00:47:08 |
to dry me, |
| 00:47:12 |
so, so gently. |
| 00:47:20 |
And I felt-- |
| 00:47:26 |
I felt-- |
| 00:47:29 |
Take your time. |
| 00:47:34 |
I felt sexy. |
| 00:47:39 |
You know, aroused. |
| 00:47:45 |
Then he kissed me, |
| 00:47:50 |
started to-- |
| 00:47:55 |
all over. |
| 00:47:58 |
[ Chuckles ] God. |
| 00:48:02 |
I pushed him off |
| 00:48:06 |
and ran. |
| 00:48:09 |
Johnny. |
| 00:48:14 |
We never spoke to each other |
| 00:48:19 |
And I've never |
| 00:48:24 |
I told myself... |
| 00:48:27 |
it was the wine, |
| 00:48:29 |
the place, the sea-- |
| 00:48:32 |
that it was |
| 00:48:37 |
Then the other day |
| 00:48:42 |
And now, whenever |
| 00:48:46 |
I just wanna-- |
| 00:48:51 |
God ! |
| 00:48:56 |
[ Sobs ] |
| 00:49:03 |
[ Sobs ] |
| 00:49:05 |
Shh. |
| 00:49:08 |
It's all right. |
| 00:49:15 |
I'm so scared. |
| 00:49:19 |
Don't leave me. |
| 00:50:08 |
[ Tires Screeching ] |
| 00:50:15 |
Whoops. |
| 00:50:18 |
Not to worry. |
| 00:50:22 |
We'll try it again |
| 00:50:24 |
Can't we do |
| 00:50:29 |
Okay. |
| 00:50:32 |
- [ Engine Revs ] |
| 00:50:36 |
[ Tires Squealing ] |
| 00:50:43 |
It's doing it again. |
| 00:50:52 |
It's a bit stiff. |
| 00:51:05 |
- Steven ? |
| 00:51:09 |
I'm afraid we finished |
| 00:51:11 |
Fine. |
| 00:51:14 |
- What time are your parents due back ? |
| 00:51:16 |
- They're down here with me. |
| 00:51:19 |
Shit ! Shit ! Shit ! |
| 00:51:22 |
Mum says if you make an honest man of me |
| 00:51:26 |
[ Sighs ] Oh, wanker. |
| 00:51:30 |
oý'oý'[ Radio ] |
| 00:51:40 |
[ Phone Beeping ] |
| 00:51:51 |
Hi, Mum. |
| 00:51:53 |
[ Sighs, Chuckles ] |
| 00:51:58 |
I'm still at Kevin's. |
| 00:52:02 |
What, did he ring ? |
| 00:52:04 |
Oh, well, we had |
| 00:52:08 |
so I went and stayed |
| 00:52:10 |
- But I'm back at Kevin's now. |
| 00:52:14 |
Look, Mum, I've gotta go. |
| 00:52:17 |
Kevin's phone. |
| 00:52:21 |
Sorry... for worrying you. |
| 00:52:24 |
Yeah. See ya. |
| 00:52:28 |
- [ Phone Clicks Shut ] |
| 00:52:31 |
By the way, you hogged |
| 00:52:39 |
- What's up ? |
| 00:52:44 |
[ Steven ] We're only lying |
| 00:52:46 |
[ John ] Yeah, but when Kevin called |
| 00:52:49 |
If you really do like being-- I mean, |
| 00:52:52 |
if you deny what you are ? |
| 00:52:54 |
- All right, let's tell everyone then. |
| 00:53:02 |
Look, I'm sorry. |
| 00:53:05 |
I'm so scared. |
| 00:53:07 |
I feel like |
| 00:53:11 |
I know. |
| 00:53:13 |
Listen, if you |
| 00:53:17 |
If anyone even starts |
| 00:53:19 |
It's on then, is it ? |
| 00:53:21 |
Of course it's on. |
| 00:53:25 |
I like you a lot. |
| 00:53:27 |
- What about Christina ? |
| 00:53:31 |
You're a better kisser. |
| 00:53:33 |
- Promise ? |
| 00:53:41 |
[ Chuckles ] |
| 00:53:50 |
You sure you're not |
| 00:53:52 |
Steve, he kissed me. |
| 00:53:54 |
- Where ? |
| 00:53:57 |
- No, I mean-- |
| 00:54:00 |
Oh, must be love, then. |
| 00:54:02 |
What would you |
| 00:54:05 |
Best you ever manage is a quick one |
| 00:54:10 |
Linda-- |
| 00:54:14 |
You're right. |
| 00:54:17 |
I didn't know |
| 00:54:20 |
It was like everything |
| 00:54:23 |
You know, |
| 00:54:25 |
when two people stare |
| 00:54:28 |
- and they both just know that-- |
| 00:54:31 |
Bollocks ! Bollocks ! |
| 00:54:34 |
[ Footsteps Departing ] |
| 00:54:40 |
I thought it was just |
| 00:54:42 |
I didn't know I was gonna get off with |
| 00:54:45 |
So, is Wendy gonna bring Jessica |
| 00:54:47 |
I didn't know |
| 00:54:49 |
Hey, you don't think they're on |
| 00:54:52 |
Oh, God. You should have |
| 00:54:55 |
Gonna need them later. |
| 00:54:57 |
[ Whispering ] |
| 00:54:59 |
[ Movie Dialogue, Indistinct ] |
| 00:55:05 |
- Hi. |
| 00:55:12 |
- So, where to now, then ? |
| 00:55:16 |
Actually, I-- |
| 00:55:18 |
- Some poor animal's balls, then. |
| 00:55:22 |
- Me too. Walk me home ? |
| 00:55:24 |
- See you, then. |
| 00:55:26 |
[ Indistinct ] |
| 00:55:29 |
So, where |
| 00:55:32 |
- Fancy a Whopper ? |
| 00:55:34 |
We can always |
| 00:55:39 |
You know, I reckon |
| 00:55:42 |
- she just wants more driving lessons. |
| 00:55:44 |
It's funny, but I thought Linda was |
| 00:55:48 |
- No. No, it wasn't her. |
| 00:55:53 |
You know, I really en-- I really |
| 00:55:57 |
-That's what balls are for. |
| 00:56:00 |
you know, |
| 00:56:03 |
Yeah. I enjoyed |
| 00:56:07 |
- I feel like I can relax with you. |
| 00:56:12 |
- Yeah. Well, um, this is my house. |
| 00:56:17 |
Um, thanks |
| 00:56:21 |
- Any time. |
| 00:56:24 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:56:39 |
-Jess-- |
| 00:56:46 |
Jess-- |
| 00:56:57 |
Oh, bugger. |
| 00:56:59 |
I'll catch you later. |
| 00:57:02 |
See you later, mate. |
| 00:57:06 |
Hi. |
| 00:57:09 |
Look, I've already told you. |
| 00:57:12 |
- I just wanted to-- |
| 00:57:18 |
I'm sorry, but... |
| 00:57:21 |
we've gotta be |
| 00:57:23 |
Weekends are best. |
| 00:57:25 |
Great. |
| 00:57:28 |
I've got to go |
| 00:57:31 |
Playing |
| 00:57:45 |
[ Whispering, Indistinct ] |
| 00:57:53 |
Shh, shh, shh. |
| 00:58:02 |
- Hi. |
| 00:58:07 |
- Hi. |
| 00:58:09 |
Steve, I-- |
| 00:58:12 |
I thought we might go |
| 00:58:16 |
Oh, I'm-- I'm busy tonight. |
| 00:58:19 |
[ Teacher ] Ah, Steven. |
| 00:58:23 |
- Sorry, sir. I've got the photos. |
| 00:58:26 |
We were just discussing |
| 00:58:28 |
- My article ? |
| 00:58:31 |
- Your newspaper article. |
| 00:58:37 |
- Oh, I hadn't heard. |
| 00:58:40 |
They want to present |
| 00:58:46 |
''And although the decision |
| 00:58:48 |
because of the high quality |
| 00:58:51 |
we felt your article to be |
| 00:58:54 |
showing true potential and a feel |
| 00:58:59 |
There. |
| 00:59:03 |
I'm-- We're proud, |
| 00:59:06 |
Mmm. And the 500 quid'll |
| 00:59:09 |
- I just-- I don't understand. |
| 00:59:14 |
I don't understand how you could have |
| 00:59:17 |
Well, I don't understand |
| 00:59:21 |
What was it ? Too much effort |
| 00:59:23 |
Because it's rubbish ! |
| 00:59:24 |
But all that stuff about this town |
| 00:59:30 |
I thought you really captured |
| 00:59:35 |
Life ? |
| 00:59:37 |
What do you know |
| 00:59:40 |
[ Door Opens, Shuts ] |
| 00:59:46 |
Look, mate, can't it |
| 00:59:49 |
I have to speak to her now. |
| 00:59:53 |
Ow ! Yeah, well, |
| 00:59:57 |
- She's got a test in two weeks. |
| 01:00:00 |
Bloody hope not. |
| 01:00:03 |
Still, if she is gonna drive this thing, |
| 01:00:06 |
Yeah, |
| 01:00:09 |
oý'oý'[ Classical ] |
| 01:00:13 |
[ Guests Chattering ] |
| 01:00:23 |
[ Woman ] Hello, Steven. We haven't |
| 01:00:26 |
Probably. [ Under Breath ] |
| 01:00:34 |
So, where was I ? |
| 01:00:38 |
- [ Sighs ] Shagging Bob. |
| 01:00:40 |
We... made love. God, it was better |
| 01:00:45 |
- So gentle and kind-- |
| 01:00:48 |
- my man, how's things ? |
| 01:00:52 |
Aren't you going to |
| 01:00:55 |
No. |
| 01:01:07 |
Steve, what's got into you ? |
| 01:01:09 |
I'm sick of everyone assuming |
| 01:01:11 |
- That's why you bloody invited me. |
| 01:01:14 |
Why ? |
| 01:01:16 |
Steve, you're so fucked up by all this. |
| 01:01:19 |
Yeah, why don't we get |
| 01:01:24 |
Lins, I've got to |
| 01:01:26 |
- Let's go for a walk. |
| 01:01:28 |
I want to go |
| 01:01:30 |
Sweetheart, no one ever wants to go |
| 01:01:33 |
Yeah, well, I do. |
| 01:01:36 |
- You've got to help me. |
| 01:01:40 |
I'll tell you |
| 01:01:46 |
-John Dixon and me-- we're lovers. |
| 01:01:51 |
It's true ! That's who |
| 01:01:53 |
We've done it-- loads-- |
| 01:01:57 |
- Steve, slow down. John Dixon-- |
| 01:02:01 |
[ Sighs ] If he was my girlfriend |
| 01:02:07 |
I've got to see him today. |
| 01:02:10 |
- Well, let's just go. |
| 01:02:12 |
He says I belong here. |
| 01:02:17 |
- Darling, you're cracking up. |
| 01:02:23 |
- Faint ! |
| 01:02:26 |
-Just do it ! |
| 01:02:29 |
Oh, please ! |
| 01:02:32 |
- Steven Carter, I really hate-- |
| 01:02:46 |
Oh, my God ! |
| 01:02:48 |
She's fainted ! |
| 01:02:51 |
- Lins ! |
| 01:02:56 |
- She's coming round. |
| 01:03:15 |
- Hi. |
| 01:03:21 |
- I guess your parents are in. |
| 01:03:27 |
Pity. |
| 01:03:30 |
There is one place |
| 01:03:34 |
[ Laughing ] |
| 01:03:37 |
[ Steven ] |
| 01:03:58 |
We won't have to go through |
| 01:04:02 |
It'll be great. |
| 01:04:05 |
You can what ? |
| 01:04:07 |
- Come and see you in Oxford. |
| 01:04:09 |
What are you thinking |
| 01:04:14 |
Guess so. |
| 01:04:17 |
- Are you looking forward to it ? |
| 01:04:21 |
Well, it's funny. |
| 01:04:23 |
I can't ever remember |
| 01:04:26 |
It's like-- it's like it was something |
| 01:04:31 |
by fate. |
| 01:04:33 |
[ Laughing ] |
| 01:04:36 |
- What, 'cause he went there ? |
| 01:04:38 |
My dad-- the Oxford blue in everything |
| 01:04:44 |
Can't blame your parents |
| 01:04:47 |
I'm sure I'll be the same. |
| 01:04:53 |
Sure. |
| 01:04:57 |
- You hoping to have kids, then ? |
| 01:04:59 |
Well, I mean, |
| 01:05:02 |
Oh, sod it. |
| 01:05:05 |
All that's |
| 01:05:07 |
[ Chuckles ] You do want me to come |
| 01:05:11 |
'Course I do. |
| 01:05:13 |
It's just I've heard their rowing team |
| 01:05:17 |
[ Laughs ] |
| 01:05:19 |
- [ Twig Snaps ] |
| 01:05:22 |
- I think I saw someone. |
| 01:05:25 |
We'd better split up. |
| 01:06:21 |
[ Panting ] |
| 01:06:24 |
This time you were lucky. |
| 01:06:28 |
But it could have been a lot worse. |
| 01:06:34 |
I hope you do. |
| 01:06:36 |
Yes, I-I think |
| 01:06:38 |
Thank you very much for bringing |
| 01:06:48 |
[ Door Opens ] |
| 01:06:52 |
Steven. |
| 01:06:55 |
What were you doing |
| 01:06:59 |
It was just a laugh. |
| 01:07:01 |
Oh, you're sorry. |
| 01:07:05 |
You heard what he said. How can you |
| 01:07:09 |
- Graham. |
| 01:07:13 |
He could have been molested |
| 01:07:16 |
God, the thought of it |
| 01:07:18 |
What on God's earth |
| 01:07:21 |
Well, where else were we |
| 01:07:25 |
[ Footsteps Ascend Stairs ] |
| 01:07:29 |
- Oh, God. |
| 01:07:32 |
You don't think |
| 01:07:53 |
- That was a long run. |
| 01:07:58 |
Oh, Christina called again. |
| 01:08:54 |
- Well, how is he ? |
| 01:09:01 |
I don't think |
| 01:09:05 |
Well, I don't know who these |
| 01:09:08 |
but they're no good for him. |
| 01:09:13 |
[ Dog Barking ] |
| 01:09:22 |
[ Typing On Keyboard ] |
| 01:09:31 |
[ Typing Resumes ] |
| 01:10:08 |
- What are you doing ? |
| 01:10:10 |
''Walking in the Cotswolds.'' |
| 01:10:12 |
Yeah. We have to put |
| 01:10:18 |
Are you putting something new |
| 01:10:20 |
- No. |
| 01:10:24 |
- Yours ? |
| 01:10:31 |
So, you fancy |
| 01:10:33 |
Uh, I'm busy lunchtime. |
| 01:10:39 |
Steve, |
| 01:10:42 |
- do you like me or not ? |
| 01:10:45 |
No. Do you like me ? |
| 01:10:50 |
Um-- |
| 01:10:52 |
- You kissed me the other night. |
| 01:10:55 |
And at the ball you said |
| 01:11:01 |
[ Sighs ] Look,Jessica, |
| 01:11:11 |
- Oh, God. |
| 01:11:16 |
How could I have been |
| 01:11:20 |
Sorry, I-- |
| 01:11:23 |
Something I'm not allowed |
| 01:11:27 |
Did, um-- did you get home |
| 01:11:30 |
- Not exactly. |
| 01:11:33 |
- I was picked up by the police. |
| 01:11:36 |
Well, what do you think ? |
| 01:11:38 |
They just gave me a lecture about |
| 01:11:40 |
'cause it's full of |
| 01:11:45 |
- Are you okay ? |
| 01:11:49 |
Look, um-- |
| 01:11:52 |
It's more difficult now. My parents |
| 01:11:56 |
Look. |
| 01:12:02 |
That's my mobile number. |
| 01:12:04 |
If you can escape, |
| 01:12:07 |
Please. |
| 01:12:11 |
All right. I suppose I can |
| 01:12:14 |
[ Voice On TV] |
| 01:12:18 |
Answer ! |
| 01:12:30 |
Uh, is it okay |
| 01:12:33 |
Yeah, okay. |
| 01:12:43 |
- Hello, beautiful. |
| 01:12:46 |
- I was talking to the car. |
| 01:12:58 |
[ Phone Buttons Clicking ] |
| 01:13:05 |
Hi,Johnny. Listen, I managed to sneak |
| 01:13:10 |
Uh, tonight's not convenient. |
| 01:13:15 |
Convenient ? |
| 01:13:17 |
Hang on a minute. |
| 01:13:25 |
Wh-What's so important |
| 01:13:28 |
Um, Steve, I'm, uh-- |
| 01:13:31 |
- When do you think you'll finish ? |
| 01:13:37 |
John. Johnny. |
| 01:13:44 |
Sorry. |
| 01:14:16 |
I'll see you soon. |
| 01:14:21 |
- Ring me when you get back. |
| 01:14:32 |
Steve ? |
| 01:14:36 |
- Steve ! Steve, wait ! |
| 01:14:40 |
[ Sniffles ] |
| 01:14:44 |
- You lied to me. |
| 01:14:47 |
- You lied to me ! |
| 01:14:51 |
Steve, I-I haven't even spoken |
| 01:14:56 |
Honestly. |
| 01:14:59 |
If I see her from time to time, then no |
| 01:15:02 |
- Oh, so you're just using her. |
| 01:15:06 |
If she means nothing to you why didn't |
| 01:15:14 |
It can't work,John. |
| 01:15:19 |
Okay. |
| 01:15:24 |
I wanted to see Christina |
| 01:15:26 |
Great. |
| 01:15:30 |
Just listen, will you ? |
| 01:15:32 |
You don't know ! |
| 01:15:34 |
You don't know |
| 01:15:38 |
-John. |
| 01:15:44 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:15:47 |
myself. |
| 01:15:51 |
- And did you ? |
| 01:15:55 |
all I felt was that I was |
| 01:16:00 |
holding her, kissing her, |
| 01:16:03 |
hoping we'd drive past |
| 01:16:05 |
so they can see me with |
| 01:16:10 |
And she is. |
| 01:16:14 |
I like her. |
| 01:16:16 |
I really like her. |
| 01:16:19 |
Do you-- |
| 01:16:26 |
Steven, I love you. |
| 01:16:35 |
H-How do I know that ? |
| 01:16:37 |
Well, if will make you feel better, |
| 01:16:40 |
Oh,Johnny, |
| 01:16:44 |
don't you see |
| 01:16:47 |
I want to make you feel good about |
| 01:16:51 |
But you're not ! |
| 01:16:55 |
You're ashamed to be seen with me. You |
| 01:16:58 |
God, when other people are around, |
| 01:17:01 |
- [ Sighs ] I will. |
| 01:17:03 |
I will ! J-Just one more chance. |
| 01:17:12 |
Please. |
| 01:17:21 |
You need a shave. |
| 01:17:24 |
- I shaved last month. [ Sniffles ] |
| 01:17:57 |
Blimey. |
| 01:17:59 |
- Thought you had a driving lesson. |
| 01:18:20 |
Hello. |
| 01:18:22 |
Where's Bob ? |
| 01:18:24 |
You've just got to |
| 01:18:26 |
He'll come round. |
| 01:18:28 |
He's probably scared |
| 01:18:31 |
He's a bastard. |
| 01:18:33 |
A married bastard. |
| 01:18:36 |
A married bastard with kids. |
| 01:18:43 |
God, Lins. |
| 01:18:47 |
Don't feel sorry for me. |
| 01:18:52 |
So,Julie-- |
| 01:18:54 |
You don't mind |
| 01:18:59 |
Hop in. |
| 01:19:10 |
You all right ? |
| 01:19:22 |
- It's at half past 5:00 tonight. |
| 01:19:27 |
Your friends-- bring them, definitely. |
| 01:19:30 |
Hi. |
| 01:19:32 |
Got some good news. I'll meet you |
| 01:19:38 |
These are the two, um, designs for the-- |
| 01:19:45 |
Fuck me. |
| 01:19:47 |
- Sorry, Mark ? |
| 01:19:51 |
''Get Real. Anonymous. I am a pupil |
| 01:19:57 |
Bloody hell ! |
| 01:19:59 |
''Someone once wrote |
| 01:20:01 |
is so often the life |
| 01:20:03 |
I wish I could lead |
| 01:20:06 |
I am writing this article |
| 01:20:09 |
and because I want to impress |
| 01:20:12 |
that your assumption that |
| 01:20:15 |
may be causing them pain.'' |
| 01:20:16 |
[ Wendy ] Aren't there |
| 01:20:19 |
- Let me see this. |
| 01:20:21 |
Why not ? It sounds great ! It'll |
| 01:20:25 |
Yeah, and it's a lot more interesting |
| 01:20:29 |
or whatever it could replace. |
| 01:20:31 |
- Didn't you authorize this, sir ? |
| 01:20:35 |
Someone in this room did. |
| 01:20:41 |
I did. It was handed in anonymously, |
| 01:20:46 |
and thought-provoking. |
| 01:20:49 |
It certainly is. |
| 01:20:51 |
Look, I'll read it, but I'll have |
| 01:20:54 |
- Can you print it out for me, Mark ? |
| 01:20:58 |
[ Students Chattering ] |
| 01:21:16 |
- Why didn't you just tell me ? |
| 01:21:18 |
You could've. |
| 01:21:22 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 01:21:24 |
I wanted to, especially |
| 01:21:29 |
But I was protecting |
| 01:21:33 |
He's a lucky guy, |
| 01:21:36 |
So am I. |
| 01:21:40 |
Hang on. You said it was |
| 01:21:43 |
So he's at this school. |
| 01:21:46 |
Oh, wow. |
| 01:21:48 |
Tell me. Go on. |
| 01:21:52 |
It's not Mark ? |
| 01:21:54 |
- Oh, Wendy'll be-- |
| 01:22:00 |
Yeah, well, I was right about one thing: |
| 01:22:05 |
- Shit! Bloody fascist. |
| 01:22:08 |
Alcock won't let us print |
| 01:22:10 |
Something about this sort of thing |
| 01:22:14 |
He's such a bloody fascist! |
| 01:22:16 |
''Disgusted at Basingstoke'' |
| 01:22:18 |
Well, that's it. |
| 01:22:21 |
There is. |
| 01:22:22 |
We can print an empty page with the word |
| 01:22:26 |
We owe that much to the poor bugger |
| 01:22:28 |
Oh, I'm sure the poor bugger |
| 01:22:32 |
[ Chattering ] |
| 01:22:41 |
Uh, no. |
| 01:22:47 |
- Guess what. |
| 01:22:49 |
No. My parents are going away for |
| 01:22:53 |
Ooh, I'll have to |
| 01:23:11 |
oý' When you're lyin' |
| 01:23:15 |
oý' When you're sinkin' |
| 01:23:19 |
oý'And it feels |
| 01:23:23 |
oý'And a minute is |
| 01:23:28 |
oý'Let's get up early |
| 01:23:36 |
oý'Just me and you |
| 01:23:40 |
- [ Laughing ] |
| 01:23:47 |
And it's the magnificent Dixon |
| 01:23:55 |
- Dixon wins again ! |
| 01:24:01 |
- Hi. |
| 01:24:15 |
Oh ! |
| 01:24:29 |
Hi, boss. |
| 01:24:32 |
Oh, hi, Kev. |
| 01:24:37 |
Um, |
| 01:24:40 |
I was just going jogging, |
| 01:24:44 |
Sorry, mate. Carter and me are |
| 01:24:48 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:24:53 |
- Catch ya later. |
| 01:25:06 |
- I can't believe you asked him in. |
| 01:25:09 |
- He can't swim ? |
| 01:25:15 |
To us. |
| 01:25:24 |
Do you think I could persuade my parents |
| 01:25:27 |
What do you want to move |
| 01:25:29 |
No, pillock. |
| 01:25:32 |
You could come |
| 01:25:36 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:25:38 |
I don't think I could |
| 01:25:40 |
- Why ? |
| 01:25:48 |
The wallpaper in the sitting room |
| 01:25:51 |
- [ Scoffs ] |
| 01:25:57 |
- Come here. |
| 01:26:26 |
[ Graham ] Will you stop worrying ? |
| 01:26:29 |
Who's worrying ? |
| 01:26:31 |
You've hardly |
| 01:26:35 |
Sorry. |
| 01:26:42 |
You're the one who says |
| 01:26:45 |
If he's made a mate of this |
| 01:26:49 |
I'm all for it. |
| 01:26:51 |
- He's going to Oxford, you know. |
| 01:27:02 |
- Graham-- |
| 01:27:05 |
- I'm back. |
| 01:27:08 |
- Good time ? |
| 01:27:10 |
Good. |
| 01:27:20 |
[ Crowd Screams, Cheers ] |
| 01:27:36 |
- You were fantastic ! |
| 01:27:39 |
I tried to find you before the race. |
| 01:27:42 |
The whole school's talking about that |
| 01:27:45 |
[ Chuckling ] Oh, that. |
| 01:27:46 |
People are saying |
| 01:27:48 |
- Was it ? |
| 01:27:50 |
- You wrote it, didn't you ? |
| 01:27:53 |
I can't believe you've done this. |
| 01:27:56 |
People know we're mates now. Does |
| 01:28:01 |
- I think Jessica might have guessed. |
| 01:28:14 |
Just to confirm the winner |
| 01:28:18 |
it was John Dixon. |
| 01:28:24 |
I guess we should sell |
| 01:28:27 |
- It's him, isn't it ? |
| 01:28:30 |
You know what I mean. |
| 01:28:32 |
it's John, isn't it ? |
| 01:28:37 |
-John-fucking-Superman Dixon. |
| 01:28:40 |
- Hi, Steve. |
| 01:28:43 |
- This is my mum and dad. Jess. |
| 01:28:46 |
-Hello. |
| 01:28:48 |
- Oh, yes, please. |
| 01:28:51 |
- There you are. A pound. |
| 01:28:54 |
I better go see if I can sell |
| 01:28:56 |
Okay. |
| 01:28:59 |
I'll be back in a minute. |
| 01:29:02 |
-Jess, please ! |
| 01:29:06 |
-Jess, please. You'll ruin everything. |
| 01:29:09 |
I promise. But you have to be |
| 01:29:13 |
People aren't stupid. |
| 01:29:17 |
[ Man Over Loudspeaker ] |
| 01:29:19 |
the senior four by 1 00 meters relay, |
| 01:29:24 |
- Oh,John. |
| 01:29:28 |
-Just a quick word. |
| 01:29:30 |
I wanted to ask you-- |
| 01:29:32 |
What ? Why ? |
| 01:29:34 |
Well, these photos of you-- |
| 01:29:36 |
I'd really like some prints. |
| 01:29:38 |
No ! I mean, I don't know. |
| 01:29:41 |
Well, you must know him |
| 01:29:43 |
- I can't remember. It was ages ago. |
| 01:29:47 |
- Steven, this is John's father. |
| 01:29:51 |
Steven's been saying lovely things |
| 01:29:53 |
- Our house ? |
| 01:29:56 |
-Ah, there you are, Steven. |
| 01:29:59 |
-Sorry. |
| 01:30:03 |
- Uh,John, this is my mum and dad. |
| 01:30:08 |
Uh, this is |
| 01:30:19 |
- Well, we're not exactly mates. |
| 01:30:21 |
Uh, yeah, just to give John |
| 01:30:24 |
But you said you were |
| 01:30:27 |
- Oh, Graham-- |
| 01:30:29 |
- Hang on. They're starting. |
| 01:30:32 |
- [ Pistol Fires ] |
| 01:30:56 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:31:26 |
Shit. |
| 01:31:29 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:31:38 |
- What's happened to him ? |
| 01:31:43 |
What's she staring at ? |
| 01:31:45 |
Maybe she's not happy about our son |
| 01:31:49 |
- How do you know John's not the liar ? |
| 01:31:57 |
Graham, can we go and sit |
| 01:32:00 |
Why ? |
| 01:32:05 |
'Cause I've got |
| 01:32:10 |
I was so fucking embarrassed. |
| 01:32:13 |
Why did you tell your parents |
| 01:32:15 |
Because I thought we were going to be |
| 01:32:18 |
- [ Sighs ] |
| 01:32:22 |
If anything, they've all decided |
| 01:32:24 |
And why did you write |
| 01:32:26 |
If Jessica's guessed |
| 01:32:31 |
Johnny, |
| 01:32:35 |
No, not if it means |
| 01:32:44 |
He's our son, Graham. |
| 01:32:55 |
- Have you seen Steven ? |
| 01:32:58 |
Can't let him be late |
| 01:33:01 |
- Maybe he's inside. |
| 01:33:04 |
Uh, you must be |
| 01:33:14 |
Where are you going ? |
| 01:33:16 |
I'm going to go and watch |
| 01:33:29 |
- Look, can we just-- |
| 01:33:33 |
- I'm not your mate. |
| 01:33:36 |
I thought I was your-- |
| 01:33:40 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:33:44 |
We'll be late for the awards. |
| 01:33:48 |
Johnny, your bag. |
| 01:34:05 |
Bastard. |
| 01:34:07 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:34:09 |
Fucking bastard. |
| 01:34:12 |
[ Sobs ] |
| 01:34:15 |
I love you, you bastard. |
| 01:34:21 |
What the fuck ? |
| 01:34:23 |
Why are you |
| 01:34:25 |
- Probably getting a cheap thrill. |
| 01:34:29 |
You really are queer. |
| 01:34:35 |
Well,Johnny's our mate, |
| 01:34:38 |
Say it:Johnny's not queer. |
| 01:34:41 |
You two found my bag, or-- |
| 01:34:44 |
-What's going on ? |
| 01:34:49 |
He's in love with you. |
| 01:34:52 |
-Johnny, I-- |
| 01:34:56 |
Wait outside. |
| 01:35:05 |
- [ Sobs ] Johnny, I-- |
| 01:35:17 |
- [ Blow Landing ] |
| 01:35:20 |
[ Snickers ] |
| 01:35:22 |
[ Blows Continue, Steven Moans ] |
| 01:35:29 |
[ Continues Moaning ] |
| 01:35:42 |
[ Panting ] |
| 01:35:49 |
Shit ! |
| 01:35:51 |
Johnny, Hutton's-- |
| 01:36:00 |
You queer bastard ! |
| 01:36:12 |
[ Man ] For continuous sporting |
| 01:36:15 |
this cup goes to John Dixon ! |
| 01:36:18 |
[ Applause ] |
| 01:36:25 |
[John ] Um, thanks. |
| 01:36:28 |
Thank you very much. |
| 01:36:40 |
Now, a special moment. |
| 01:36:42 |
Some of you will already know |
| 01:36:46 |
has won The Basingstoke Recorder |
| 01:36:50 |
We're delighted to welcome Roger |
| 01:36:54 |
to give the prize. |
| 01:36:56 |
- Where's Steve ? |
| 01:37:00 |
Ladies and gentlemen, a young man we're |
| 01:37:05 |
Steven Carter. |
| 01:37:08 |
[ Applause Continues ] |
| 01:37:20 |
Um, Steven doesn't appear |
| 01:37:23 |
So, perhaps I could ask Mr. McGregor |
| 01:37:28 |
- [ Door Opens ] |
| 01:37:34 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:37:55 |
[ Audience Applauds ] |
| 01:38:14 |
[ Coughing ] |
| 01:38:16 |
I-I'm very proud-- |
| 01:38:20 |
won for the school. |
| 01:38:23 |
But I, uh-- |
| 01:38:26 |
I feel a bit of a fraud. |
| 01:38:28 |
You see, I-I wrote about... |
| 01:38:31 |
growing up as I imagined |
| 01:38:36 |
but there was another article |
| 01:38:41 |
included in the school magazine, |
| 01:38:44 |
censored because it was about |
| 01:38:49 |
gay. |
| 01:38:52 |
[ Inhales, Sighs ] |
| 01:38:58 |
I-I wrote that article. |
| 01:39:01 |
I wish you could have read it |
| 01:39:06 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:39:16 |
I'm sick of feeling |
| 01:39:19 |
I want to have friends who-who-who |
| 01:39:24 |
I want to be part of a family |
| 01:39:28 |
not someone I pretend to be |
| 01:39:35 |
I'm sick of hiding, |
| 01:39:39 |
of being sad and... |
| 01:39:47 |
[ Sobs ] |
| 01:39:51 |
There must be more of you |
| 01:39:54 |
like I do-- |
| 01:40:14 |
Yeah, well, |
| 01:40:17 |
thanks for proving my point. |
| 01:40:24 |
I'm-I'm gay. |
| 01:40:26 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:40:29 |
Dad, |
| 01:40:32 |
but you can bet your life you're not the |
| 01:40:39 |
It's only love. |
| 01:40:41 |
What's everyone |
| 01:40:48 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:40:53 |
Thanks for listening. |
| 01:41:29 |
I didn't know you were |
| 01:41:32 |
Ow. I still can't believe |
| 01:41:36 |
- My mum says she's known for a while. |
| 01:41:41 |
I saw him running off towards the sports |
| 01:41:44 |
Weren't you listening |
| 01:41:47 |
you don't know what |
| 01:41:50 |
Forget him. He's a-- |
| 01:41:52 |
What ? Poof, queer, faggot ? |
| 01:41:56 |
I'll tell you |
| 01:41:59 |
He's my son, |
| 01:42:03 |
And if you do anything |
| 01:42:05 |
I'll have your bollocks |
| 01:42:17 |
Steve, I've got |
| 01:42:21 |
It's not quite as big a deal as you |
| 01:42:24 |
- but it's a surprise anyway. |
| 01:42:28 |
I know-- |
| 01:42:39 |
- Where's Dad ? |
| 01:42:43 |
You stay here with your mates. |
| 01:42:48 |
He'll be fine. |
| 01:42:51 |
- Mum, I-- |
| 01:42:54 |
I love you too. |
| 01:42:56 |
Mum, you're embarrassing me. |
| 01:43:07 |
Don't be too late. |
| 01:43:09 |
Yeah. |
| 01:43:31 |
God, no one followed you, |
| 01:43:33 |
No. |
| 01:43:56 |
I'm... so sorry. |
| 01:44:01 |
I can't believe I-- |
| 01:44:04 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:44:06 |
We've had |
| 01:44:10 |
Strange thing is, |
| 01:44:14 |
after I'd... |
| 01:44:17 |
[ Sighs ] |
| 01:44:24 |
all I could |
| 01:44:28 |
holding you... |
| 01:44:32 |
to make it all right. |
| 01:44:37 |
And I knew-- |
| 01:44:41 |
I really knew-- |
| 01:44:47 |
that I'd never loved anyone |
| 01:44:58 |
Johnny, you do realize |
| 01:45:15 |
[ Sobs ] |
| 01:45:20 |
[ Sobs, Sniffles ] |
| 01:45:22 |
Be happy. |
| 01:45:42 |
[ Aretha Franklin On Radio ] |
| 01:45:45 |
oý' Think about what you're |
| 01:45:47 |
oý' Think, let your mind go |
| 01:45:52 |
oý'Let's go back, let's go back |
| 01:45:57 |
oý'I didn't even know you, you couldn't |
| 01:46:01 |
oý'I ain't no psychiatrist oý' |
| 01:46:02 |
-oý'Ain't no doctor with degree oý' |
| 01:46:04 |
I don't believe it ! I thought you said |
| 01:46:08 |
Shut your face. |
| 01:46:11 |
oý' Think about what you're |
| 01:46:13 |
-oý' Yeah, think oý' |
| 01:46:15 |
oý'Let your mind go |
| 01:46:18 |
oý' Oh, freedom oý' |
| 01:46:21 |
oý'Freedom |
| 01:46:24 |
oý' Yeah, freedom oý' |
| 01:46:26 |
oý' Yeah, freedom oý' |
| 01:46:27 |
oý' Got to have freedom oý' |
| 01:46:29 |
oý' Oh, freedom oý' |
| 01:46:31 |
oý'Need me some freedom oý' |
| 01:46:33 |
oý' Oh, freedom |
| 01:46:36 |
oý'Hey, think about it |
| 01:46:40 |
oý' There ain't nothin'you could ask, |
| 01:46:44 |
oý'But I was gonna change that but I'm |
| 01:46:48 |
oý' You better think oý' |
| 01:46:50 |
oý' Think about what you're |
| 01:46:52 |
oý' Whoa-oa-oa, think oý' |
| 01:46:55 |
oý'Let your mind go |
| 01:46:58 |
oý'People walkin'around every day, |
| 01:47:02 |
oý' Tryin'to make other people |
| 01:47:04 |
oý' Well, be careful you don't lose yours |
| 01:47:08 |
oý' Think about what you're |
| 01:47:10 |
oý' Whoo-oo-oo, think oý' |
| 01:47:12 |
oý'Let your mind go |
| 01:47:15 |
oý' You need me |
| 01:47:19 |
oý' Without each other there ain't |
| 01:47:23 |
oý' Oh, yeah oý' |
| 01:47:25 |
-oý' Think about it oý' |
| 01:47:27 |
oý' Think about it, baby |
| 01:47:31 |
oý' Yeah, right now oý' |
| 01:47:34 |
oý' Whoa-oa-oa oý'oý' |
