Get Shorty

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00:00:18 It's fucking cold outside.
00:00:21 That guy on the radio said
00:00:24 It's 34.
00:00:25 That's freezing, for chrissakes.
00:00:29 Yo, Chili.
00:00:32 They're closing down the Granville.
00:00:34 You know,
00:00:37 That guy owes Momo a couple G's.
00:00:39 I know. I was thinking
00:00:42 I could run it.
00:00:45 Why would Momo want a theater
00:00:49 Outside of making it a porno house,
00:00:53 I'm gonna go
00:00:55 -Besides, you got a job.
00:00:59 How you doing, Ray?
00:01:00 Good. You?
00:01:02 Okay.
00:01:05 Miami Beach, for chrissakes!
00:01:07 Chili Palmer.
00:01:09 It's chilly outside,
00:01:12 It's a regular fucking chilifest.
00:01:16 How you doing, Ray?
00:01:17 Obviously much better
00:01:22 That was a good one.
00:01:32 When you're done staring
00:01:35 I'll meet you
00:01:50 -Where's my coat?
00:01:53 Do you see
00:01:55 like Pacino wore in ''Serpico''?
00:01:57 -Cause if you don't, you owe me $379.
00:02:00 I didn't come to Florida
00:02:04 Find my coat or give me the $379
00:02:13 Wait a minute.
00:02:15 No, he didn't take it.
00:02:17 'Cause someone took his coat.
00:02:19 So Mr. Barboni tried this other coat.
00:02:22 That was my coat.
00:02:23 He was wearing it home.
00:02:26 My car keys are in that coat.
00:02:28 Mr. Barboni is a good customer.
00:02:32 I know who he works for.
00:02:35 This way.
00:02:37 Are you sure it was Ray Bones
00:02:41 That's what the man said.
00:02:42 Tomorrow, I see on the TV weather,
00:02:45 -You don't need the coat.
00:02:48 Hey, Chili. Get the coat.
00:02:52 Then we're gonna have to call Momo
00:02:55 And Momo'll be pissed off for wasting
00:02:59 Don't worry. I'm not saying
00:03:25 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:30 What!
00:03:33 My nose!
00:04:14 Holy shit!
00:04:16 Somebody call 9-fucking-1-1 !
00:04:20 Somebody call 9-fucking-1-1 !
00:04:25 What do you want me to do?
00:04:29 You're lucky
00:04:31 The coat was a Christmas present,
00:04:35 Listen to me, Jimmy.
00:04:36 You gotta do something about this guy.
00:04:39 He's got no fucking respect
00:04:42 He's got no respect for you.
00:04:44 I don't got to do shit.
00:04:48 He works for Momo
00:04:50 As long as Momo's around,
00:04:54 Do you understand?
00:04:56 Over here.
00:05:01 We're here, Momo.
00:05:03 I hope you checked this place out good,
00:05:07 and I don't want
00:05:09 I checked everything, Momo.
00:05:46 Who is it?
00:05:47 It's Momo.
00:05:49 Get in here.
00:05:56 Surprise!
00:08:18 So you're trying to say
00:08:20 No, I said I'm never going to bed.
00:08:24 This article says
00:08:27 As long as I stay
00:08:30 What? That's the dumbest thing I ever
00:08:34 In my recliner.
00:08:37 Or I'll go to a coffee shop,
00:08:41 How many people you know
00:08:50 You cut straight hair in here
00:08:54 Hey, Bones. That's quite a scar
00:08:57 Why don't you have these guys fit you
00:09:01 You two geezers
00:09:05 This man is the man. You understand
00:09:09 He's Mr. Bones,
00:09:13 You can do better
00:09:16 Not these days.
00:09:20 You got a miss.
00:09:23 He's dead.
00:09:24 How do you know?
00:09:26 Yeah, he told me
00:09:28 Personally?
00:09:30 Yeah, he personally told me
00:09:33 in that getaway jet crash
00:09:35 Maybe he took out flight insurance.
00:09:38 You check it out.
00:09:41 He owns some dry cleaning store
00:09:44 Let me explain something to you.
00:09:47 Which means everything he had now
00:09:51 Which also means that when I speak,
00:09:55 E.g., from now on, you start showing me
00:09:59 E.g. means ''for example.''
00:10:01 I think you want to say ''i.e.''
00:10:03 -Bullshit. It's short for ''ergo.''
00:10:06 To the best of my knowledge,
00:10:09 E.g., i.e., fuck you!
00:10:13 you say, ''Okay!''
00:10:15 -Yeah. Okay.
00:10:17 You owe me the dry cleaner's 15 G's
00:10:20 which is another...
00:10:26 2,700.
00:10:28 Get it from his wife or out of
00:10:32 But you never hand me a book
00:10:41 We'll see you, Ray.
00:10:44 Go see the dry cleaner's wife.
00:10:48 I told you not to piss him off.
00:10:50 Don't say another fucking word.
00:10:54 I hate the dry cleaning business.
00:10:57 I hate being inside all day
00:11:01 Must be hot.
00:11:03 You have no idea how hot it is.
00:11:08 You know, Fay, I was wondering...
00:11:11 did Leo have life insurance?
00:11:14 I don't know of any.
00:11:22 I trust you, Chili.
00:11:25 I think you're a decent type of man.
00:11:29 Thank you. Thank you, Fay.
00:11:33 I wish he really was dead.
00:11:36 He's a son of a bitch.
00:11:45 That's him, all right.
00:11:48 Hit on every showgirl in town.
00:11:50 Tell them he was the ''Martinizing King''
00:11:52 He's in L.A.
00:11:54 Put him on a plane.
00:11:57 Leo spanked her?
00:11:58 Apparently...
00:12:00 he invites her to the track
00:12:02 She tells him what he can do with that.
00:12:06 My guess, he's by his lonesome
00:12:09 If you go to L.A.,
00:12:13 Sixty days over.
00:12:15 Movie producer?
00:12:18 -Yeah, why not?
00:12:20 You're gonna love this guy.
00:12:23 Harry Zimm.
00:12:38 Thanks a bunch.
00:12:40 -Where is it?
00:12:44 -What is that?
00:12:48 I ordered a Cadillac.
00:12:49 That's the Cadillac of minivans.
00:12:52 Are you kidding me?
00:12:54 If you want, La Tijera Car Rental
00:12:57 but I think all they got
00:13:01 I guess I'll take
00:13:23 Harry.
00:13:26 Goddamn it, wake up.
00:13:29 What's wrong?
00:13:30 Somebody's downstairs.
00:13:32 Be quiet.
00:13:34 I don't hear anything.
00:13:36 Right there.
00:13:40 That's the television.
00:13:42 When I came upstairs, you stayed
00:13:45 I told you to turn off
00:13:48 I also told you
00:13:52 I did that. I turned the television off
00:13:57 then I laid it on the floor.
00:14:00 You know what could've happened?
00:14:03 The dog came in, stepped on it
00:14:06 I don't have a dog, Harry.
00:14:11 You don't?
00:14:13 What happened to Muffy?
00:14:15 Are you going down there,
00:14:18 I'm going.
00:14:20 Hurry!
00:14:27 Anybody skimming the pool?
00:14:30 I'm going, I'm going.
00:14:34 I'm going to the bathroom.
00:14:36 I'm going.
00:14:55 Are you on
00:14:57 No, not yet.
00:14:59 Where I live, with all the premium
00:15:03 2,800 channels!
00:15:05 -2,800.
00:15:07 Harry Zimm.
00:15:09 Jesus Christ!
00:15:11 How you doing?
00:15:14 Oh, Jesus. If I have a heart attack,
00:15:17 Where you been, Harry?
00:15:19 Have we met?
00:15:21 We just did.
00:15:24 You're in pictures, right?
00:15:26 Did you think what would happen
00:15:29 Look at me, Harry.
00:15:30 I am.
00:15:32 Keep looking at me.
00:15:34 That's what I'm doing.
00:15:38 You know Dick Allen?
00:15:40 That's what this is. You're a collector
00:15:44 You come in here
00:15:47 I thought you were an actor
00:15:50 We'll see about this.
00:15:56 Operator,
00:15:59 Harry, let me
00:16:01 Don't act like a hard-on.
00:16:05 You want to sit
00:16:11 Harry, a marker is like a check.
00:16:13 I know what a marker is.
00:16:16 They don't want yours to bounce.
00:16:19 Your dear friend,
00:16:22 left messages on your machine,
00:16:24 So he asked me to look you up.
00:16:27 So I follow you here,
00:16:30 Looks like Karen Flores,
00:16:34 You're not looking at me, Harry.
00:16:35 -Why must I look at you?
00:16:38 You're going to get rough?
00:16:40 I make good by tomorrow,
00:16:42 Come on, Harry.
00:16:45 You tell Dick Allen...
00:16:47 I'll cover those markers
00:16:49 If he doesn't like it,
00:16:56 So you want me to call you a cab?
00:16:58 You make movies?
00:17:00 I produce
00:17:04 You mentioned ''Grotesque'' before?
00:17:06 That happens to be ''Grotesque, Part II''
00:17:10 She also starred in three
00:17:13 You may have seen them.
00:17:16 I got an idea for a movie.
00:17:32 Leo, he would wear...
00:17:34 plaid wool hats in Miami
00:17:40 He doesn't want anyone
00:17:48 Say hello to Chili Palmer.
00:17:50 Chili, this is Karen Flores.
00:17:52 It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:17:54 How'd you get in the house?
00:17:56 He just told me an idea for a movie.
00:17:59 Sit down, have a drink. Tell Karen.
00:18:03 Maybe you didn't hear me.
00:18:05 I came in the back door.
00:18:07 -You broke in.
00:18:11 -What if it were?
00:18:14 It's about a dry cleaner that scams
00:18:17 Tell her.
00:18:18 Well, it's simple.
00:18:20 Basically, it's about a guy
00:18:23 and he's three weeks over
00:18:25 The interest you have to pay.
00:18:26 I know.
00:18:28 Anyway, this dry cleaner--
00:18:31 He's scared. He doesn't know
00:18:33 So Leo gets on a plane,
00:18:37 They announce there's some kind
00:18:40 They'll be there maybe an hour...
00:18:42 but keep your seats,
00:18:44 The guy's in no shape
00:18:47 So he gets off the plane.
00:18:49 He goes to the cocktail lounge
00:18:52 In fact, he's still in the lounge
00:19:01 When the guy finds out it was
00:19:04 If he had stayed on the plane,
00:19:06 He knows his luck has changed.
00:19:08 If everybody thinks he's dead, he won't
00:19:12 Keep going.
00:19:14 Since Leo's name was
00:19:16 they bring his wife
00:19:18 They're going through personal effects,
00:19:21 Leo's bags were on the plane.
00:19:24 things that only she would
00:19:35 My Leo!
00:19:38 A couple days go by.
00:19:41 They tell her they're sorry their plane
00:19:46 The amount based on what he would
00:19:49 How much is she offered?
00:19:51 300 grand. So they take it.
00:19:55 He gets his wife
00:19:57 and he takes off for Vegas
00:19:59 He gets there.
00:20:01 to let her know
00:20:03 She never hears from him again,
00:20:05 He runs the 300 grand
00:20:08 -He comes to L.A.--
00:20:10 because he's winning,
00:20:12 So we show in a back story
00:20:16 He's got the dough
00:20:19 mix with the celebs,
00:20:21 so he comes to L.A.
00:20:23 I don't know about the mixing
00:20:25 That was something new
00:20:28 But, yeah,
00:20:30 I don't know
00:20:32 What? That's it?
00:20:34 I said that I had
00:20:37 That's half a movie
00:20:39 There's maybe 40 minutes
00:20:41 You don't have a girl,
00:20:44 On top of that, you don't have
00:20:46 -You don't have a good guy.
00:20:49 The shylock is barely mentioned...
00:20:51 and it's not believable the wife
00:20:54 Harry doesn't realize
00:20:56 That Miami flight that went down?
00:21:00 Harry must've been busy.
00:21:01 -That's where you got the idea?
00:21:05 Wait a minute. You're not the guy?
00:21:08 Leo.
00:21:09 You wouldn't be talking to me
00:21:11 -No, I'm not the guy, Harry.
00:21:15 For God's sake, Harry,
00:21:17 That's what you do for a living?
00:21:19 That's what I did until recently.
00:21:22 After I'm done here,
00:21:25 I got an early call.
00:21:27 No problem, babe.
00:21:30 I'm saying that I would like you
00:21:35 Oh, yeah.
00:21:38 It was absolutely a pleasure
00:21:53 I guess in your line of work
00:21:56 You know, in case
00:21:59 They always pay.
00:22:02 You pack a gun?
00:22:04 Not really.
00:22:06 You ever been arrested?
00:22:07 I've been picked up for loan-sharking
00:22:12 No, I'm clean, Harry.
00:22:14 Racketeering.
00:22:16 That covers a lot of ground,
00:22:18 Get to the point.
00:22:33 That's us.
00:23:27 Good girl.
00:23:32 Don't say nothing.
00:23:33 Sit down and act like
00:23:36 What the fuck you talking about?
00:23:38 -Give me the fucking money.
00:23:42 Now, be looking.
00:23:44 Man over to your right
00:23:48 Derecho.
00:23:51 That's a federal officer.
00:23:54 He moves his leg,
00:23:58 Good.
00:24:02 Try it without looking
00:24:05 -What's your name?
00:24:07 All right. You know he's there.
00:24:09 I'm gonna get up. Once I'm gone,
00:24:12 You feel something under your ass.
00:24:14 to a locker
00:24:17 along with some product
00:24:19 Powder's been stepped on
00:24:21 You're supposed to give me
00:24:23 Try to be cool, Yahoo.
00:24:26 I told you where it is.
00:24:28 Do it how I told you,
00:24:49 What'd you have for breakfast?
00:24:51 How come you weigh so much?
00:24:54 Did you have a burrito?
00:24:58 Give it to the nice lady.
00:25:03 Say thank you.
00:25:05 Thank you.
00:25:10 Like fucking clockwork, huh, Bear?
00:25:12 Hi, Bo!
00:25:13 Hey, Farrah.
00:25:16 Told you to watch your mouth
00:25:25 These guys, my investors,
00:25:28 They put some money
00:25:32 Did okay.
00:25:34 This was a few months ago
00:25:38 about this band of killer circus freaks
00:25:42 There's a 700-pound fat lady who has
00:25:46 Harry, look at me.
00:25:48 You're trying to tell me you fucked up
00:25:51 and that's hard to do.
00:25:53 Let's talk
00:25:55 You blew 200 grand
00:25:57 on a football game in Vegas,
00:26:01 They don't seem like they'd take it
00:26:04 They'd break my legs.
00:26:06 You got that on the brain.
00:26:10 I needed a half-million dollars
00:26:12 A movie script?
00:26:14 Blockbuster but quality.
00:26:17 This is going to be
00:26:23 Murray Saffrin, the guy who wrote it,
00:26:26 Had it in his drawer
00:26:28 He shows it to me. Says he's got
00:26:32 -Would I produce it?
00:26:34 Two-time Academy Award nominee,
00:26:39 That's Martin Weir.
00:26:40 He played the mob guy
00:26:43 One of his best parts.
00:26:45 His best was when he played the crippled
00:26:48 ''Ride the Clouds.''
00:26:50 -That woman. She looks familiar.
00:26:53 Every day, same time,
00:26:56 He faces west,
00:26:58 She faces east
00:27:01 Unbelievable.
00:27:03 Anyway,
00:27:05 who happens to be
00:27:07 Murray gives the shrink the script.
00:27:09 The shrink gives it to the trainer,
00:27:13 -Martin loves it. He flips.
00:27:16 The problem is Murray.
00:27:19 Doris, Murray's widow...
00:27:21 finds out about the Martin Weir thing,
00:27:25 she wants half a million
00:27:27 So you want me to put you
00:27:30 so he can invest in your movie?
00:27:32 That, or what if
00:27:34 were to befall the Widow Saffrin?
00:27:37 No. I'm not going to pop her, okay?
00:27:39 It was just a thought.
00:27:41 I'll tell you what I can do.
00:27:46 Make the point so they understand.
00:27:48 You don't know these guys.
00:27:49 Believe me, Harry.
00:28:10 I once asked a literary agent
00:28:13 He said, ''Ransom notes.''
00:28:16 Ransom notes.
00:28:18 Here it is,
00:28:26 ''Lovejoy sits behind the wheel watching
00:28:30 Is he following someone?
00:28:32 Read it.
00:28:42 I think your investors are here.
00:28:45 Oh, Jesus.
00:28:46 All right, this is the plan.
00:28:48 I want the limo guys to sit in the chairs,
00:28:53 No, no. Keep the blinds open.
00:28:56 I'll sit at the desk.
00:28:59 Just start talking,
00:29:03 You understand?
00:29:05 They'll be looking at you,
00:29:07 They'll be saying,
00:29:10 But don't say anything.
00:29:12 -I gotta say something.
00:29:15 Don't say more than you have to.
00:29:17 Unless it's like...
00:29:19 ''Glad you assholes stopped by.
00:29:21 You're kidding, right?
00:29:23 Just say the movie's been
00:29:26 Whatever you do, don't mention
00:29:31 All right. Let's go.
00:29:34 -Hey, Ronnie.
00:29:38 -Bo.
00:29:40 Did we enter a time warp? I feel
00:29:44 Have a seat.
00:29:52 This is my associate, Chili Palmer.
00:29:55 So there's no misunderstanding...
00:29:56 in spite of the rumors
00:29:59 your investment in ''Freaks''
00:30:02 your participation agreement.
00:30:04 I can hear you, man,
00:30:06 Right here.
00:30:09 What I've been wondering is,
00:30:13 Where you been?
00:30:15 New York. I was interviewing actors,
00:30:19 Main thing is ''Freaks'' is going
00:30:22 -A couple months?
00:30:26 Just a couple months.
00:30:29 prep.
00:30:31 Bullshit, man!
00:30:34 We are going to do this picture.
00:30:37 I just have
00:30:39 One I promised this guy for years.
00:30:42 I want to see your books.
00:30:44 Show me a two
00:30:46 In black and white.
00:30:49 I want to see
00:30:51 Hey, Ronnie.
00:30:54 You have a piece of a movie,
00:30:58 If he wants to do another movie
00:31:02 Excuse me, bro',
00:31:04 I'm telling you how it is.
00:31:11 What is this other movie
00:31:13 -Let me show you.
00:31:16 Who am I talking to?
00:31:19 You can talk to me.
00:31:20 That's what I thought.
00:31:24 Outside of ''Freaks,'' it's none
00:31:28 Here it is right here.
00:31:32 I don't want you to think
00:31:36 ''Mr. Loveboy.''
00:31:39 It's fluff.
00:31:42 You think we see your movies?
00:31:47 It makes no difference to me
00:31:49 Take our 20 points
00:31:52 and put them in this
00:31:54 No, I can't do that.
00:31:57 You're positive?
00:31:58 It's a different kind of deal.
00:32:03 Okay. Then be good enough
00:32:07 or you think about us coming in
00:32:11 By Friday,
00:32:14 You hear me?
00:32:16 Take your time, Harry.
00:32:19 Are we, Ronnie?
00:32:35 What?
00:32:46 What!
00:32:50 Maybe I wasn't clear, but I thought
00:32:54 I had to tell them something.
00:32:58 Never say anything
00:33:01 You asked me to get these guys
00:33:03 Next thing I know, you're saying,
00:33:06 I couldn't believe my ears.
00:33:08 I told them I'd think about it.
00:33:10 In this town, what does that mean?
00:33:12 That's the difference
00:33:15 I say what I mean. If I want something
00:33:19 If I want Martin Weir,
00:33:21 I don't fuck around
00:33:24 Shrink's trainer.
00:33:25 Take me back to my car.
00:33:41 - Tommo? Chili.
00:33:44 I been calling
00:33:46 Ray Bones is looking for you.
00:33:49 -I'm in L.A. now.
00:33:52 Going into the movie business.
00:33:55 What the fuck do you know
00:33:57 I don't think
00:33:59 I think you're full of shit.
00:34:02 I gotta go.
00:34:03 Call me when you know more
00:34:06 -Hey, Chili--
00:34:08 What are you doing here?
00:34:11 I wanted to apologize
00:34:14 Let me get this straight.
00:34:16 You broke in again to apologize
00:34:19 Your patio door was open.
00:34:21 You shouldn't do that.
00:34:24 Make sure you lock it
00:34:27 Bad day?
00:34:28 I spent all day
00:34:30 The director said
00:34:32 the emotional core
00:34:34 What? Obviously he didn't
00:34:39 You saw that?
00:34:40 When you turn to the camera...
00:34:43 and say to the alien mother
00:34:46 Joan Crawford, on her best day,
00:34:50 in her day, the intensity you
00:34:54 That was a good scene.
00:34:57 For any movie.
00:34:59 I'm better than
00:35:01 walking around in a tank top and fuck-me pumps,
00:35:05 But what a scream.
00:35:07 It's a real gift.
00:35:08 All I'm saying is it'd be nice to get
00:35:12 Like in that great Bette Davis movie,
00:35:15 where she walks up to the guy,
00:35:18 and says, ''I'd kiss you,
00:35:21 Great line.
00:35:22 How come you don't do movies
00:35:24 Because I married the great Martin Weir.
00:35:28 Have you read Harry's new script?
00:35:31 He says it's the best thing
00:35:34 He must mean
00:35:37 Was that why Harry
00:35:39 To ask you to help him
00:35:42 Harry's dreaming of a $40 million
00:35:44 he'll never get off the ground...
00:35:46 with a star he'll never sign,
00:35:49 He said Martin flipped over it.
00:35:51 Martin's known for his flipping.
00:35:54 He flips over a script,
00:35:58 Why don't I go to Harry's office
00:36:01 Read it yourself.
00:36:04 Don't go out of your way.
00:36:05 No, it's nothing.
00:36:09 I better go talk to Leo,
00:36:12 Right.
00:36:14 That movie, ''Touch of Evil,''
00:36:17 We could check it out if you want.
00:36:23 That's all right.
00:36:28 See you around.
00:36:32 See you.
00:36:57 My name is Ray.
00:37:01 Have you spoken with Mr. Palmer
00:37:05 Once or twice.
00:37:07 What was it you talked about?
00:37:09 Nothing, really.
00:37:11 This and that?
00:37:18 I really want us to be friends.
00:37:20 And we know that friends don't
00:37:25 Let's start all over again...
00:37:27 and you tell me
00:37:33 Okay?
00:37:40 Good evening, sir.
00:37:41 And a very good evening
00:37:44 Thank you.
00:38:08 Leo.
00:38:10 Look at me.
00:38:15 I never thought
00:38:17 Leaving over 300 grand
00:38:20 But I guess you are.
00:38:22 I didn't know
00:38:25 Where would you?
00:38:27 How about a bank?
00:38:28 They'd report it to the IRS.
00:38:30 Don't open an account.
00:38:33 You dip in it
00:38:35 How'd you know I was here?
00:38:37 Here's another tip.
00:38:39 Next time you write your wife,
00:38:41 Fay told you about the money?
00:38:47 I'm here to save your ass.
00:38:49 How? By taking my money?
00:38:51 The money you won today
00:38:54 It's all mine!
00:38:55 Leo, sit down.
00:39:00 I don't know how you got this far.
00:39:03 You're through.
00:39:06 I hope you're not so dumb
00:39:09 Ray Bones is the man
00:39:11 When he finds out what you did,
00:39:14 including the sporty little hat
00:39:17 Most likely he'll shoot you,
00:39:21 I'm not gonna do that.
00:39:24 You've got $310,000
00:39:27 I'll take the 300 you scammed from
00:39:30 I'll borrow from you
00:39:33 Wait.
00:39:35 You take all my money,
00:39:38 At 18%. Now, don't ask another
00:39:45 You won't know where I am!
00:39:49 I'll find you, Leo. You leave
00:39:57 Wait a minute.
00:40:01 You want to borrow 10,
00:40:04 That's 15 for the vig plus the 10.
00:40:07 You go the whole year, buddy!
00:40:10 You hear me!
00:40:47 This is good.
00:40:49 This ''Mr. Lovejoy.''
00:40:51 It needs a better ending, but yes,
00:40:56 You understand. I knew Harry was lying,
00:41:01 but holding on to it like you'd have
00:41:06 That's funny.
00:41:07 I was thinking what I'll have
00:41:10 I'm explaining to you what
00:41:13 I came to rip off any of this
00:41:18 I wouldn't make you out to be a burglar.
00:41:21 Harry called you his associate.
00:41:25 I never heard your name or read it in
00:41:29 What he said.
00:41:31 You must bring
00:41:33 I do. Me.
00:41:36 It says here you're getting
00:41:39 That's right. Martin.
00:41:40 Come on.
00:41:43 I'm gonna put a gun
00:41:46 ''Sign the fucking papers, Martin,
00:41:48 That's it.
00:41:50 I wonder, would that work?
00:41:52 You know who I see
00:41:54 Harvey Keitel.
00:41:57 He was pretty good
00:41:59 Missed it.
00:42:01 You know who else?
00:42:03 Morgan Freeman, yeah.
00:42:07 So what?
00:42:09 Where's it say in the script
00:42:11 Color's what the part needs, man.
00:42:16 What do you think of the script?
00:42:23 First thing that's got
00:42:26 The writer's name, Murray Saffrin,
00:42:29 I'm with you on that one.
00:42:32 You know what I'm thinking?
00:42:34 Why don't you and I
00:42:38 You could write one?
00:42:39 There's nothing to it.
00:42:40 All you do, you get an idea.
00:42:44 Then you hire someone else
00:42:47 where they belong,
00:42:49 Maybe fix up the spelling
00:42:52 Although I've seen some scripts
00:42:55 There were hardly any commas at all,
00:42:59 You get to the end.
00:43:04 That's it?
00:43:08 Then what the fuck
00:43:12 Because I'm offering
00:43:15 Tell you what.
00:43:16 If I need a ride sometime...
00:43:19 I'll let you know.
00:43:25 How could you arrest me here?
00:43:29 This is where you're going to die.
00:43:35 That was no misfire!
00:43:38 'cause I don't want
00:43:40 unless you'd rather
00:43:48 Is she there?
00:43:50 She's in the car.
00:43:53 - You sure you got enough?
00:43:57 How many did you frame?
00:43:59 -You better give me that gun.
00:44:03 That's the second bullet
00:44:05 That's the second bullet
00:44:14 You're going down, Orson.
00:44:20 Isn't somebody going to come
00:44:23 In a few minutes.
00:44:26 The cop did.
00:44:28 The cop did.
00:44:31 -He loved him.
00:44:33 He was a great detective.
00:44:35 -But a lousy cop.
00:44:38 Is that all you have
00:44:41 He was some kind of a man.
00:44:47 What does it matter
00:44:57 -Good-bye, Tanya.
00:45:02 Adios.
00:45:19 You've been here the whole time?
00:45:21 I just caught the end.
00:45:23 Welles didn't even want
00:45:25 He had some studio contract
00:45:28 Sometimes you do your best work
00:45:34 I brought the script.
00:45:36 Harry left a copy at my house.
00:45:38 -How'd you like it?
00:45:40 I don't like the title,
00:45:43 -So you read it?
00:45:46 -You and Harry make a great team.
00:45:49 -I'll make a deal with him.
00:45:52 I don't want to act in it.
00:45:54 -Especially if I help get Martin.
00:45:58 Yeah.
00:46:00 Is that why you came?
00:46:03 I want to know.
00:46:04 Why would anyone want
00:46:07 Yesterday you were a loan shark.
00:46:09 Yeah, but I was never
00:46:12 Especially this bullshit
00:46:14 It's bad enough treating these guys
00:46:17 Smiling at stupid comments
00:46:20 You think the movie business
00:46:23 Yeah, but I like movies.
00:46:25 If I help Harry,
00:46:28 outside of raising money
00:46:30 That doesn't sound so hard.
00:46:32 I was in the money business, and I have
00:46:36 Listen, I'm going to talk
00:46:39 I told Harry I'd meet you and him
00:46:45 This just might work out.
00:46:47 You never know.
00:46:49 It just might.
00:46:54 Adios.
00:47:49 I spent eight hours at the airport
00:47:53 I don't like that.
00:47:54 This is not the way
00:47:56 You do not know
00:47:58 I don't want no fucking key.
00:48:01 Yayo! You gonna smoke,
00:48:07 I told you where the money is.
00:48:11 No!
00:48:13 I go to the airport,
00:48:16 I tell them I come to get something
00:48:19 -That's all you know?
00:48:22 Wait here a minute, Yayo.
00:48:26 Keep an eye on Yahoo for me.
00:48:40 That's how you get things done.
00:48:47 What the fuck
00:48:49 I'm taking you out, Yahoo.
00:49:02 Did you see that?
00:49:05 Maybe we could get
00:49:08 You could fix my railing
00:49:11 I invite the man up here
00:49:13 Get him to lean
00:49:15 Dumbest idea I ever heard.
00:49:19 Here's the thing, Bear.
00:49:21 I want to produce movies.
00:49:22 What's the point of living in L.A.
00:49:26 And I mean high up in it.
00:49:28 That's why Harry's going
00:49:31 not Chili Palmer.
00:49:54 I can't believe
00:49:56 I bought it for ten bucks
00:49:59 You were supposed to meet me
00:50:01 I know, but look. ''Martin Weir's house
00:50:04 -That must be Geo--
00:50:06 Nicole?
00:50:08 Jesus, it is you.
00:50:10 I don't believe this.
00:50:12 This is great.
00:50:14 -Hi, Nicki.
00:50:16 Shit, I didn't see you there.
00:50:18 Come in, baby. You gotta come in.
00:50:23 Where've you been?
00:50:27 Chili was the only one at Momo's
00:50:30 What a gentleman.
00:50:32 Do you like my hair?
00:50:34 Nice, yeah.
00:50:37 Martin won't let me shave.
00:50:40 Takes him back to the sixties
00:50:44 Speak of the devil.
00:50:46 Karen, look at you.
00:50:51 You smell so good.
00:50:54 Neat.
00:50:57 -Chili, is it?
00:50:59 Chili's a gangster.
00:51:01 Ran a club I used to play at
00:51:04 -How is Momo these days?
00:51:06 Bummer.
00:51:08 Well, I'll let you get
00:51:10 Chili, do not leave
00:51:13 See you.
00:51:17 So...
00:51:20 You know how beautiful you are?
00:51:23 You really are beautiful.
00:51:25 I'm sitting here...
00:51:28 I'm looking at you,
00:51:31 -Really?
00:51:33 I'm wondering, how did it go wrong?
00:51:38 It didn't slip away. You did, by going
00:51:43 Yeah. That was a good party.
00:51:46 Marty, you were so good
00:51:48 Martin.
00:51:49 That was a beautiful role.
00:51:51 All I had to do was find
00:51:54 the stem I used to wind him up,
00:51:57 -He'd just play.
00:52:00 If I didn't know better,
00:52:03 -Thank you.
00:52:05 And the fink part.
00:52:08 I never met a fink,
00:52:11 but the way you played a fink,
00:52:14 Yeah.
00:52:15 Two weeks
00:52:18 I went back to Bensonhurst
00:52:21 I'm Italian,
00:52:23 I wanted to get the rhythms
00:52:28 We speak differently?
00:52:30 It's more your attitude.
00:52:32 Your speech patterns show a certain
00:52:35 in your opinions, your indifference
00:52:38 It's like--
00:52:40 We don't give a shit.
00:52:42 Kind of, yeah.
00:52:44 Anyway, once I get
00:52:47 the rhythms,
00:52:51 I can actually get into their heads
00:52:55 -Really?
00:52:57 I'm one of those guys.
00:53:00 Don't get me wrong.
00:53:02 An actual metamorphosis doesn't
00:53:07 -So you don't know what I'm thinking?
00:53:11 You want to know
00:53:13 -Yeah, if you want to tell me.
00:53:16 One of mine?
00:53:17 No, one that we're producing.
00:53:20 With what?
00:53:24 Maybe this wasn't a good idea.
00:53:26 No, no.
00:53:30 Not since I left
00:53:32 The pressure got too much?
00:53:34 Pressure? I'm the one
00:53:36 Oh, yeah?
00:53:38 -Can I ask a question?
00:53:40 You're an actor.
00:53:43 We've been known to make believe.
00:53:45 Pretend this.
00:53:48 A guy owes you 15 grand,
00:53:50 He takes off.
00:54:06 Oh, Martin,
00:54:09 Just...
00:54:10 you know.
00:54:12 I'm doing Shylock,
00:54:14 -Right.
00:54:17 The acquisition of money.
00:54:19 To inflict pain if I have to.
00:54:22 Guy splits with 15 large
00:54:24 I'd go after him!
00:54:27 -Look at me.
00:54:29 No, look at me
00:54:31 Put it in your eyes.
00:54:33 ''You're mine, asshole.''
00:54:37 How about this?
00:54:42 What are you telling me?
00:54:45 That you want to go to bed?
00:54:46 Wait, wait.
00:54:57 Now you're squinting,
00:55:01 What do you--
00:55:03 -Look at me.
00:55:05 What I'm thinking is,
00:55:07 ''I fucking own you.''
00:55:09 What I'm not doing is feeling
00:55:12 You see,
00:55:14 You're an entry in my book.
00:55:18 All right.
00:55:26 Not bad.
00:55:29 -No wonder you're Martin Weir.
00:55:32 That's what I think of you, asshole.
00:55:35 Nothing.
00:55:36 I believe it.
00:55:39 I turn this on
00:00:03 -How do I know that?
00:00:06 His wife told me.
00:00:16 Harry, how you doing?
00:00:18 Oh, hi.
00:00:22 I'm expecting some people.
00:00:24 You must be doing some big deals,
00:00:27 I'm working on a few things.
00:00:29 I hear you bagged
00:00:32 This town.
00:00:35 Chili Palmer told me.
00:00:37 Last night, when he called me
00:00:40 Chili Palmer
00:00:43 Yeah.
00:00:46 So the wife sues the airline.
00:00:50 Good-looking too.
00:00:53 When do I meet up with the husband
00:00:55 That's not so simple.
00:00:57 There's a mob guy. Real hard-on.
00:01:00 He wants to take you out
00:01:04 Right, right.
00:01:06 At this point,
00:01:10 That's all you'll tell me?
00:01:12 Actually, Martin,
00:01:14 was to talk about ''Mr. Lovejoy.''
00:01:16 We understand you read the script.
00:01:20 Refresh my memory.
00:01:22 Listen, Harry. How'd you like
00:01:26 You pay me back at your convenience
00:01:28 Are you serious?
00:01:30 All I want in return is to work
00:01:33 I've already got some strong ideas
00:01:37 Gentlemen,
00:01:40 Let's get another for Mr. Zimm.
00:01:46 You're just going to give me
00:01:48 We'll talk about that,
00:01:51 how'd you hook up
00:01:55 ''Mr. Lovejoy.'' was good.
00:01:59 -Who's Buddy?
00:02:01 -Karen knows him.
00:02:03 I'm intrigued.
00:02:05 Another look at ''The Cyclone.''
00:02:07 The way a visual fabric
00:02:09 while the metaphor plays
00:02:14 Hey, Chili,
00:02:15 I like to sit up high.
00:02:18 It is the Cadillac of minivans.
00:02:21 Check this out.
00:02:27 Mind if I take it for a spin?
00:02:38 He was watching Letterman?
00:02:42 Did he find the dry cleaner,
00:02:45 Leo?
00:02:48 I bet he did, but he ain't giving
00:02:52 Not the way I am.
00:02:55 Assuming I go along with this,
00:02:59 Whenever you want.
00:03:00 The money's in a jock bag
00:03:04 just waiting in a locker
00:03:06 At the airport?
00:03:11 It was waiting on a deal
00:03:15 You don't want to know.
00:03:17 I don't know...
00:03:19 It's not the kind of thing you do,
00:03:21 Why not send your boy,
00:03:24 If he gets busted, hit on the head,
00:03:29 C-18.
00:03:31 Magic number.
00:03:39 I'm positive.
00:03:42 No, it was Rita Hayworth
00:03:46 Excuse me, Harry.
00:03:49 Wait here.
00:04:00 I'd like you to meet
00:04:02 Movie stuntman, champion weight lifter,
00:04:07 Throws things out
00:04:09 You ought to turn around
00:04:12 You're a stuntman?
00:04:14 -Any good?
00:04:25 That's not bad
00:04:29 I'll make you a deal.
00:04:30 If you can get out of here
00:04:33 I won't clean up the floor with you
00:04:37 You don't know me.
00:04:39 You only think you do.
00:04:53 That guy is a stuntman.
00:04:54 Yeah, he was in ''Creatures II.''
00:05:05 Rough business
00:05:07 I may have to go back
00:05:10 What're you still doing
00:05:12 He happens to be loaning me $500,000.
00:05:16 I can write any kind
00:05:18 -Cash or check?
00:05:21 It happens to be sitting at the airport
00:05:24 A locker at the airport. Jesus Christ,
00:05:28 You're being set up.
00:05:30 You cancelled that ''Freaks'' deal.
00:05:32 Is that right?
00:05:35 Why did Catlett say I should send you
00:05:39 You haven't done a thing for me
00:05:41 except show Bo Catlett my script.
00:05:44 You're right.
00:05:47 At least Bo has invested
00:05:49 We spoke with Martin.
00:05:51 We?
00:05:52 -Chili and me.
00:05:54 He asked us to call Buddy,
00:05:56 A meeting.
00:06:00 Guy's been in town two days...
00:06:02 and already he thinks
00:06:04 Okay, Mr. O. Selznick,
00:06:07 or are you going to talk
00:06:11 I found him,
00:06:14 Do you have it?
00:06:15 If I gave you Leo's money,
00:06:18 -That's a new kind of trouble.
00:06:21 Ray Barboni. He lives in Miami.
00:06:25 Who the fuck is Momo?
00:06:28 I tell you what I'll do for you.
00:06:29 I'll go to the airport
00:06:32 I'll check it out. If there's
00:06:34 But don't get your hopes up.
00:06:36 Maybe I should call
00:06:39 and see if he wants
00:06:41 Don't waste your time.
00:06:44 Give me the key.
00:06:52 Tell him he's gotta be out there
00:06:56 Because the actor will
00:06:59 I gotta go.
00:07:05 Coming!
00:07:09 -Who is it?
00:07:11 Oh, fuck.
00:07:13 I heard that.
00:07:15 Hello, Doris.
00:07:17 Harry Zimm.
00:07:18 You look like a wet kiss.
00:07:25 Aren't you going to offer me
00:07:28 Come in, Doris.
00:07:30 My favorite color...
00:07:32 putty.
00:07:34 I like it.
00:07:36 What do you want?
00:07:47 I miss Murray.
00:07:49 Yeah, I miss him too.
00:07:51 A hell of a good writer.
00:07:53 I should know. I discovered him,
00:07:56 What he was was a hack.
00:07:59 He couldn't get a job writing
00:08:02 I'm being honest.
00:08:04 He was a lousy writer
00:08:06 I just didn't know
00:08:09 20/20 hindsight and all that.
00:08:13 I hate being alone.
00:08:15 The house is so quiet.
00:08:17 So lonely.
00:08:20 It needs...
00:08:22 a man's touch.
00:08:26 Nice necklace, Doris.
00:08:36 I don't know
00:08:39 You seem to feel fine about it.
00:08:43 I mean morally.
00:08:46 Murray's dead.
00:08:51 Does this mean that...
00:08:53 you'll reconsider our deal
00:08:56 No, but now that
00:08:58 I did talk to a gorgeous
00:09:01 who just happened
00:09:03 What'd he say?
00:09:05 If Martin's interested,
00:09:10 Don't worry, Harry.
00:09:12 I'm still giving you until Friday.
00:09:15 How honorable of you.
00:09:18 You want me to go?
00:09:20 Just say so.
00:09:25 What the hell.
00:09:35 Fuck.
00:09:40 Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:09:48 What?
00:09:49 Ray Barboni?
00:09:50 Who is this?
00:09:52 Is this the guy
00:09:54 It depends.
00:09:56 Who is this?
00:09:57 This is the one telling you
00:10:00 Okay, asshole?
00:10:04 What 300 grand
00:10:06 The 300 grand a guy named Leo Devoe
00:10:10 The 300 grand Chili Palmer
00:10:16 Hello?
00:10:18 Are you there?
00:10:19 I'm here.
00:10:22 Either you're a big chickenshit,
00:10:25 Trust me.
00:10:28 Then who are you?
00:10:30 I happen to work for Harry Zimm, okay?
00:10:32 Who?
00:10:33 Harry Zimm. The man happens to be
00:10:37 Never heard of him.
00:10:38 Maybe because you've never been
00:10:42 Maybe you should get on a plane, come
00:10:47 So this Zimm guy,
00:10:50 Is that
00:10:53 Zimm don't ask for dick.
00:10:55 Zimm tells you the way it is,
00:10:59 Or else what?
00:11:01 Or else
00:12:23 Excuse me.
00:12:25 I have a gift
00:12:27 It's a surprise, and I was wondering
00:12:32 Ten bucks.
00:12:35 Yeah, okay.
00:12:37 You'll need some of this.
00:12:40 Make it quick.
00:12:43 C-17.
00:13:03 Good man.
00:14:05 Let's go, boys.
00:14:10 Excuse me, sir.
00:14:12 Agent Curtis,
00:14:14 These are Agents Dunbar and Morgan.
00:14:17 What's going on?
00:14:19 Let's follow him and behave ourselves.
00:14:28 Mr. Barbone?
00:14:30 I'm Bobby, your driver.
00:14:32 Yeah, but I hope you drive better
00:14:35 The name is Barboni
00:14:39 Want to go to the hotel first,
00:14:41 I want to get my fucking money.
00:14:46 [ Skipped item nr. 1122 ]
00:14:46 -You live in Miami?
00:14:48 Why are you in Los Angeles?
00:14:49 -I'm in movies.
00:14:51 -No, I'm a producer.
00:14:53 Not yet, I just got started.
00:14:57 I got a search warrant
00:15:00 Pat him down.
00:15:02 Put your hands on the wall.
00:15:04 Spread your legs.
00:15:06 What are you doing
00:15:07 Picking up my wife,
00:15:10 If you live in Miami,
00:15:13 We had a fight. She left me.
00:15:17 I called her and said,
00:15:19 Maybe a change of scenery
00:15:22 She said okay,
00:15:25 -Wife a Lakers fan?
00:15:28 I'm a fan of everything that's L.A.
00:15:31 He's clean.
00:15:34 You can go.
00:15:37 What are you looking for?
00:15:39 A bomb?
00:15:40 Something that shouldn't be here.
00:15:42 Is that right?
00:15:43 Get an attendant to open the lockers.
00:15:47 I'll think about it.
00:15:48 I'd do that.
00:15:50 Then I'd get
00:16:03 You ever want to go to the beach,
00:16:06 Of course, on the weekend
00:16:09 I'm from Miami fucking Beach,
00:16:13 Does the sun ever shine in this town,
00:16:16 They say the smog's the reason
00:16:20 That's what they say?
00:16:22 What a bunch of fucking bullshit.
00:16:39 I don't know how I could have
00:16:41 The same as the other one except
00:16:46 You didn't have the key on you?
00:16:48 You think I'd be standing here?
00:16:49 If you're gonna set someone up,
00:16:52 it's gotta be a surprise.
00:16:54 Spotted them?
00:16:56 Did it work in some movie
00:16:59 Got to ask you for that key back.
00:17:02 Wait. The setup didn't work,
00:17:06 Bo said if you didn't open the locker,
00:17:09 You're serious?
00:17:11 This is how you guys do business?
00:17:15 There's no fucking way
00:17:18 Unless you put a gun to my head.
00:17:20 Move away
00:17:22 I don't need a gun for you.
00:17:27 All right.
00:17:29 Breathe through your mouth.
00:17:32 Breathe.
00:17:35 Bear, look at me.
00:17:39 Tell your boss
00:17:42 He made a deal with Harry,
00:17:45 Got that?
00:17:50 Why are you hanging around a guy
00:17:54 You were in the movies.
00:17:56 What's he ever done
00:18:00 -You okay?
00:18:03 How about when you fell
00:18:06 Pulled my quadriceps.
00:18:10 How many movies you been in?
00:18:12 About 60.
00:18:14 -No shit?
00:18:15 What were some of them?
00:18:17 You didn't see
00:18:27 Harry Zimm?
00:18:31 Who is it?
00:18:34 I'm the dipshit
00:18:39 Mr. Barboni, what a nice surprise.
00:18:43 Have a seat.
00:18:45 Right here.
00:18:52 Ray Bones.
00:18:54 Barboni, sorry.
00:19:02 They say the fucking smog
00:19:05 you have
00:19:10 What do you mean
00:19:12 He knew it was a setup,
00:19:14 Where's the money?
00:19:15 I guess it's still
00:19:17 You guess?
00:19:20 I mean I don't care.
00:19:22 I really don't care.
00:19:24 I'll call you later.
00:19:27 Mr. Escobar, what a surprise.
00:19:30 -Where's my nephew?
00:19:33 Yayo!
00:19:37 I haven't seen Yayo.
00:19:41 He's my sister's kid. No father.
00:19:46 I only gave him the job as a favor
00:19:50 Family.
00:19:52 He comes up here
00:19:54 He's supposed to return with $500,000.
00:19:58 Meanwhile, my sister's going crazy.
00:20:02 Me? I just want to know
00:20:06 I gave the man his money
00:20:10 You gave him the money?
00:20:12 I gave him a key to a locker
00:20:15 Why would you
00:20:17 There were a zillion DEA guys
00:20:20 A zillion?
00:20:22 That's a lot.
00:20:23 Mr. Escobar, maybe your nephew
00:20:26 Why're you talking
00:20:29 I think I have Ramon and Cesar
00:20:35 What do you think?
00:20:37 I think you speak
00:20:40 We're spending the weekend
00:20:43 Take the tour.
00:20:46 Check out that ''Miami Vice''
00:20:48 Nice.
00:20:50 After, we're going
00:20:53 get my money.
00:20:59 And Yayo too.
00:21:03 His fucking nephew?
00:21:05 Go to the bank.
00:21:08 We got dick in the bank.
00:21:10 We dumped it all
00:21:13 I'm talking about you,
00:21:16 owning a piece
00:21:19 How much of a piece
00:21:21 I'm saying you could invest
00:21:24 that Palmer owes you
00:21:27 It's up to you.
00:21:29 Where's Chili Palmer?
00:21:33 Where's my fucking money?
00:21:34 Ray, look at me.
00:21:39 What?
00:21:40 Look at me.
00:21:41 Did you say look at you?
00:21:43 Look at me, Ray.
00:21:45 I'll tell you what, Harry.
00:21:47 Take a fucking look at this.
00:21:50 And have a peek at this.
00:21:53 You know, Harry,
00:21:57 is the exact fucking thing
00:21:59 A little fucking exercise...
00:22:02 after that long...
00:22:04 fucking...
00:22:06 plane ride.
00:22:10 You got a big problem, Harry.
00:22:14 Come on, Harry,
00:22:17 Look at me, Harry.
00:22:19 Where's my money?
00:22:22 Where's my money?
00:22:27 I'll ask you one more time...
00:22:29 then I gotta shoot you,
00:22:32 Where's my money?
00:22:34 Your money?
00:22:36 Who the fuck are you?
00:22:38 I'm Ray Barboni, from Miami.
00:22:41 Like that's
00:22:43 The man you're standing on
00:22:46 -This piece of shit owes me money.
00:22:48 I don't like waiting in line.
00:22:50 Tough shit. This ain't Miami.
00:22:54 No, no, fuck you, fuckball.
00:22:56 L.A. is an open city, and I don't think
00:22:59 from nobody for nothing.
00:23:00 Really?
00:23:03 I just closed it.
00:23:05 You must be one
00:23:08 because you got your gun
00:23:12 What do you got there?
00:23:15 Fucking Fiat of guns,
00:23:24 Don't you puke
00:23:28 I want you to do me a favor.
00:23:31 I want you to take this gun...
00:23:33 and put a pill
00:23:35 I know you're thinking, ''Why fucking
00:23:39 But you see,
00:23:41 tell you whether or not
00:23:44 and I was never here.
00:23:46 Understand, Harry?
00:23:50 If you say I was...
00:23:52 I'll come back
00:23:57 Knock it off, Harry.
00:24:00 That's it.
00:24:01 That's it.
00:24:05 Not a worry in the world.
00:24:08 Your pool needs skimming.
00:24:11 Martin wants to have lunch tomorrow,
00:24:14 Depends on who pays.
00:24:16 Definitely not Martin.
00:24:19 They have no idea
00:24:21 Most of them don't know
00:24:26 I can't imagine
00:24:29 You don't like Martin much,
00:24:31 No, I do. I do.
00:24:34 I think he's short.
00:24:40 I know he's a good actor, but what
00:24:46 Martin was different then.
00:24:48 He wasn't a movie star.
00:24:51 Anyway, what about your story?
00:24:54 Thought of a title?
00:24:55 How about, ''Get Shorty?''
00:24:57 How about,
00:25:00 That's a different story.
00:25:03 I'm still getting
00:25:06 But I have added to it.
00:25:09 There's a girl in it now.
00:25:11 Really?
00:25:14 She looks a lot like you.
00:25:20 I think you could be an actor.
00:25:22 I know you're acting sometimes,
00:25:25 You thought I was faking?
00:25:27 No, not then.
00:25:29 I mean in general.
00:25:31 You don't mean a movie star, right?
00:25:34 Well, whichever.
00:25:37 I could see myself in the parts
00:25:40 Maybe even an Al Pacino movie.
00:25:44 I can't see myself in a movie
00:25:48 and they act like 3 grown-up assholes,
00:25:51 Chili, look at me.
00:26:00 Leave a message.
00:26:02 Hi, Karen, it's Doris.
00:26:04 You might want to come by Cedars
00:26:08 He's in the emergency room.
00:26:11 Let's go.
00:26:14 I stopped by his office...
00:26:17 to see if he wanted to take me
00:26:19 I saw Harry and some other man
00:26:23 Good night, Todd.
00:26:26 Oh, man.
00:26:29 -Jesus.
00:26:31 He can't talk.
00:26:33 What happened?
00:26:35 According to Todd--
00:26:37 a man named Ronnie came by
00:26:41 He got rough,
00:26:43 You shot Ronnie?
00:26:48 Hello, hello.
00:26:51 Looks like Mr. Zimm has a broken jaw
00:26:56 to go with these fractured hands.
00:26:59 Excuse us, folks.
00:27:06 Martin wanted to meet us
00:27:09 I'd cancel, but he's going
00:27:11 so I really think maybe
00:27:14 Who wants to take a crack
00:27:22 Son of a bitch.
00:27:24 Hi, Bo!
00:27:26 Hey, Farrah.
00:27:28 Little honey bunny.
00:27:29 You wipe your feet
00:27:32 That's my girl.
00:27:34 Keep Uncle Bo's carpet
00:27:37 I been calling you, man.
00:27:39 See the paper?
00:27:40 Yeah, I seen it.
00:27:43 Says Harry shot
00:27:46 Four through the chest
00:27:48 His foot, Jesus.
00:27:52 Tonight, I got one for you
00:27:56 Go take a look
00:27:58 I can't.
00:28:01 I gotta take Farrah
00:28:06 and that don't matter,
00:28:08 I don't work for you no more.
00:28:11 to your face,
00:28:13 The Colombians are in L.A.,
00:28:16 If that ain't enough, as a bonus,
00:28:20 That's your problem.
00:28:27 Honey bunny. Come here.
00:28:30 Come see Uncle Bo.
00:28:32 You know Uncle Bo
00:28:37 In fact he hates it so much...
00:28:39 he takes a fall,
00:28:41 He'll plea-deal his way out.
00:28:43 Give up his ace stuntman,
00:28:47 if they go easy on the cat.
00:28:50 I hear in federal joints they let you
00:28:52 with your daddy on Father's Day.
00:28:55 Let her go.
00:29:04 After this one, I'm out.
00:29:06 This is the last time
00:29:08 Remember Harry's story
00:29:12 the one who stole $300,000
00:29:14 What about him?
00:29:16 Tonight, look around Palmer's hotel room
00:29:21 See if he hasn't stashed it somewhere.
00:29:28 What kind of food do they got
00:29:31 Continental, but it doesn't matter.
00:29:34 Why not?
00:29:35 Because a movie stars can never order
00:29:38 They have to think of something they
00:29:49 Harry, what're you doing here?
00:29:53 You look like you should be
00:29:56 My project!
00:29:57 -What did he say?
00:30:03 Thattaboy, Killer!
00:30:07 Right this way.
00:30:13 You're a celebrity.
00:30:32 Excuse me.
00:30:39 -Good to see you.
00:30:44 Oh, my goodness.
00:30:51 Sweet face.
00:30:54 You look great.
00:30:55 Smell good too.
00:31:03 I hear you had
00:31:05 Anyway, I'm glad you're okay.
00:31:08 You know what else? I'm really glad
00:31:12 when I auditioned for Eddie Solomon,
00:31:16 If I'd have gotten that part,
00:31:20 Have you guys ordered?
00:31:23 Can we order?
00:31:27 -Hi, what's your name?
00:31:29 Hi, Stephanie.
00:31:33 Shallots only slightly browned,
00:31:36 And no salt.
00:31:37 Why don't you bring one for the table?
00:31:41 I know, how about having
00:31:45 The drink with the little strawberries.
00:31:51 I think the romance angle in your story
00:31:55 It shouldn't be just a hop
00:31:58 They should fall deeply in love.
00:32:00 Which two?
00:32:01 Later, when their lives
00:32:03 and the mob guy is chasing them,
00:32:07 but it adds a wistful element
00:32:09 Mob guy?
00:32:10 I have to consider,
00:32:12 it's another man's wife
00:32:15 Yeah, and you have such morals.
00:32:17 Mob guy?
00:32:19 I have to run.
00:32:21 What I'd like to see is that...
00:32:23 they begin to have misgivings
00:32:26 This becomes a moral dilemma.
00:32:28 They rationalize taking it,
00:32:32 What money?
00:32:33 The 300 large.
00:32:35 I know I shouldn't talk about it
00:32:37 but I have such a good feeling
00:32:40 I am that shylock.
00:32:46 Harry, look at me.
00:32:49 Not bad.
00:32:52 It scares me
00:32:55 I could do this tomorrow,
00:33:01 Doll face.
00:33:03 You really should think
00:33:05 We could do something together.
00:33:07 I'll give it some heavy thought.
00:33:15 Take care of yourself.
00:33:21 Enjoy.
00:33:29 Here, let me help you out.
00:33:36 Suck harder.
00:33:47 Wake up!
00:33:50 It's Harry.
00:33:51 How do you know?
00:33:53 He's doing the same thing you did.
00:33:56 That's not Dave.
00:33:59 -You going down?
00:34:02 You don't know?
00:34:03 I don't know.
00:34:10 -Karen, you got a gun?
00:34:13 -Any kind of gun will do.
00:34:23 Sounds like ''Rio Bravo.''
00:34:45 Guessl'll take
00:34:49 I thought you would.
00:34:57 You want that gun?
00:34:59 I wish you would.
00:35:04 I need the money.
00:35:06 What money?
00:35:08 The 300 grand you got
00:35:11 Let's me get this straight.
00:35:13 You break
00:35:15 and you ask for 300 grand
00:35:17 Just give me the money.
00:35:19 I can't believe how you guys
00:35:21 I can't believe how fucked up
00:35:24 How about I count to three and organize
00:35:29 You're going to shoot me?
00:35:31 -Just a second. Two.
00:35:41 She can't talk right now.
00:35:44 That's a nice scream.
00:35:47 All right, I'll get you the money,
00:35:49 -I gotta go get it.
00:35:51 In the meantime,
00:35:53 -Do you know Laurel Canyon?
00:35:56 8150 Wonderland Avenue.
00:35:59 I'll be there, Karen.
00:36:12 -You get the money?
00:36:14 -What is this?
00:36:18 Make yourself comfortable.
00:36:25 -She's a movie star!
00:36:27 For chrissake.
00:36:28 -Going to make a trade.
00:36:30 -The money.
00:36:33 -Calm down.
00:36:35 -You want me to calm down!
00:36:37 What, are you
00:36:40 Go ahead!
00:36:42 Calm the hell down...
00:36:44 unless you want to spend the rest
00:36:47 in a room
00:36:50 So!
00:36:52 This is one of them houses you see
00:36:55 Where's Karen?
00:36:57 In my bathroom.
00:37:05 -Let me see her.
00:37:10 You okay?
00:37:12 Guy's got a fucking pink toilet,
00:37:15 She's great.
00:37:18 First, I'm gonna settle something
00:37:20 Now, I've been shot at before...
00:37:23 once by accident,
00:37:25 and I'm still here.
00:37:26 I'm gonna be here
00:37:28 Which means you gotta be
00:37:30 Nowhere near me,
00:37:32 Here's your money.
00:37:33 Take it and leave...
00:37:35 the movie business to the rest of us
00:37:39 Come on, Karen.
00:37:47 You broke in my house,
00:37:49 What?
00:37:50 Only this time it ain't no John Wayne
00:37:53 -in ''El Dorado.''
00:37:56 Robert Mitchum played the drunk
00:37:58 Dean Martin played the drunk
00:38:01 Basically, it was the same part.
00:38:04 He played John Wayne.
00:38:06 Man, I can't wait
00:38:08 Are you going to talk to me--
00:38:13 That's for the stairs,
00:38:16 Get him off my carpet
00:38:22 You want to take this guy out?
00:38:24 Come out to the deck.
00:38:26 You shoot him.
00:38:30 -Shouldn't he have a weapon? A knife?
00:38:33 All right, that's enough.
00:38:35 You keep hitting him like that,
00:38:38 It'll look like somebody beat him up
00:38:41 No, he ain't.
00:38:51 Hold on!
00:38:54 What are you doing?
00:38:56 -What are you doing?
00:38:58 She's shooting at us!
00:39:05 I'm sorry.
00:39:07 I'm sorry.
00:39:14 How do you think
00:39:16 Beats the shit out of me.
00:39:31 Were you scared up there?
00:39:33 You bet.
00:39:34 You don't act like it.
00:39:36 I was scared then, not now.
00:39:42 I'll be right back.
00:40:05 How'd you get in?
00:40:06 It was easy.
00:40:08 I acted real stupid,
00:40:11 What brings you to L.A., Bones?
00:40:12 Please, don't insult me.
00:40:15 Turn around!
00:40:18 Do you know that you're
00:40:21 Let me look in these pockets.
00:40:24 You should've told me about Leo
00:40:26 Why would I do that?
00:40:28 Because he's a customer of mine.
00:40:33 Well, well, well.
00:40:37 C-18.
00:40:40 I wonder what this could be?
00:40:42 A locker key?
00:40:44 But where's the locker?
00:40:46 I checked the bag at the airport.
00:40:49 Which terminal?
00:40:51 Which terminal!
00:40:52 Sovereign.
00:40:57 You found Leo.
00:40:59 You took the poor bastard's money.
00:41:05 Why haven't you left?
00:41:07 I like it out here.
00:41:11 You know, Chili,
00:41:14 There's really no reason
00:41:17 Forget all the stuff
00:41:20 I don't even remember
00:41:23 You took a swing at me for some
00:41:26 I say you owe me money.
00:41:28 I say you owe me the juice on the money?
00:41:32 I say live and let die.
00:41:34 But this...
00:41:36 is strictly between you and I.
00:41:39 You say nothing...
00:41:41 to nobody about this.
00:41:43 Whatever you say.
00:41:44 I think it's only fair.
00:41:48 Then it's all settled.
00:41:50 I'll see you around.
00:41:54 Dumb fuck.
00:42:11 Come on.
00:42:20 The fucking airport.
00:43:11 Bingo, boys.
00:43:13 Hey, Bones,
00:43:21 Fuck you, fuckball.
00:43:27 Damn!
00:43:28 Cut! Cut!
00:43:30 -I...I'm pushing the right button.
00:43:34 Every take I push the right button.
00:43:36 Bear, man,
00:43:39 I don't really know.
00:43:40 What do you want to do, Harry?
00:43:43 Wrap.
00:43:44 It's a wrap.
00:43:48 Harry, what're you doing? You should've
00:43:51 This is only the second day.
00:43:56 Do me a favor, okay?
00:43:57 I don't understand.
00:44:01 I just don't think
00:44:04 -Why the hell not?
00:44:06 Come on.
00:44:08 Why does he keep pushing Martin?
00:44:10 Packaging.
00:44:12 You can't make a Martin Weir
00:44:15 Where do you want to go?