Ghost Town

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00:00:58 Hello? Is anybody there?
00:01:03 Hey, honey, what's up?
00:01:05 Slow down. Who are you talking about?
00:01:09 No, I don't know! Sweetheart,
00:01:12 An apartment?
00:01:16 No, no! Of course I'm not
00:01:19 Why would I be
00:01:23 Wait a sec, wait. I know what this is.
00:01:25 Oldest trick in the book. Yeah.
00:01:30 Yeah, realtor calls the wife, says,
00:01:33 "I'm looking at a... "
00:01:35 My card? My business card?
00:01:41 That I don't know. I don't know
00:01:43 Maybe he...
00:01:46 Maybe he or she, then.
00:01:50 Yeah.
00:01:51 Okay, surprise ruined.
00:01:54 No, no, it's all right.
00:01:55 It was gonna be for our anniversary,
00:01:57 Yeah, it's just a little one-bedroom
00:02:00 but you're gonna love it.
00:02:01 Yeah. Yeah, I know.
00:02:03 Hey, listen, the car never picked me up
00:02:06 I got to go. I'll see you at home tonight,
00:02:09 I love you, too.
00:02:12 It's okay. Big kiss.
00:02:14 All right, then. Bye-bye.
00:02:24 Hey, let me ask you a question.
00:02:26 You a real estate broker
00:02:31 Babe, I really think
00:02:34 No, I got it, I got it.
00:02:35 No, I did not say
00:02:38 I said Amber needs
00:02:41 Amber sound like the wife
00:02:45 - Careful with my table!
00:02:47 Okay, just get the cord for me, will you?
00:02:48 Okay, all right. I got it, baby.
00:02:51 Just keep it out of my way.
00:02:53 Well, it's not exactly a love nest
00:02:55 if my wife's there picking out
00:02:58 Careful, just get the window,
00:03:00 - Okay?
00:03:01 Yeah, just pull it down, and inside.
00:03:03 No, I'm telling you right now,
00:03:06 Because I'm thinking.
00:03:07 No, I'm thinking! I don't...
00:03:12 No, kill it. Kill the whole thing.
00:03:14 - There, good.
00:03:17 Oh, no!
00:03:22 Call me over the weekend.
00:03:24 saying the seller's
00:03:26 and that the whole thing's...
00:03:29 - Oh, my God!
00:03:37 You are not gonna believe
00:03:42 - Did you see that?
00:03:46 - Oh, my God, is he dead?
00:04:02 What?
00:04:08 You cannot be serious!
00:04:14 Not now.
00:05:32 Okay, go ahead and spit.
00:05:37 So, anyway, the very first scene
00:05:41 You have to remind yourself that
00:05:44 My five-year-old, Alex, just adored it.
00:05:47 He wanted his father to see it with us.
00:05:52 That's better.
00:05:54 Anyway, I think he really,
00:05:59 Dr. Pincus? Hi.
00:06:01 I'm gonna need
00:06:04 for most of the morning tomorrow,
00:06:05 so if that fits in
00:06:07 Fine.
00:06:09 Really?
00:06:13 I hear it's supposed to be a lovely day.
00:06:19 And?
00:06:21 No, I just thought that maybe
00:06:29 Right. Sorry to bother you.
00:06:34 You know, we brought some cake.
00:06:37 Mrs. Prashar and I
00:06:43 Yeah, it's a girl,
00:06:45 and we're having a little cake
00:06:52 That'd be delightful.
00:06:56 Start without me.
00:06:59 Great, great. Okay, so...
00:07:08 What a cute baby. She is so cute.
00:07:10 - Yeah, she really is.
00:07:13 - Ten hours.
00:07:14 - Yeah.
00:07:16 - That seems like a really long time.
00:07:20 - It's not?
00:07:21 - See, that's, like, too long.
00:07:24 I'll just get a cat, you know?
00:07:26 Like, 10 hours is a long time
00:07:30 - Look at that.
00:07:42 Stop global warming?
00:07:54 Yeah, just a tiny...
00:07:57 Good evening, Doctor.
00:08:00 You know what? Let me just open it.
00:08:04 Hey! Can you hold the elevator?
00:08:08 - Yeah. Holding.
00:08:13 - Sorry!
00:09:29 Good. Still some more.
00:09:44 Come on, come on, come on,
00:09:46 make it, make it, make it,
00:09:48 Paging Dr. Michael,
00:09:51 - Charts come back up, yet?
00:09:53 I appreciate it.
00:09:54 - Spell it.
00:09:57 - Date of birth?
00:10:00 What day were you born?
00:10:02 No, I understood the question.
00:10:04 Let's leave it blank. Weight?
00:10:07 - Last night or this morning?
00:10:09 Hundred and eighty-two pounds.
00:10:11 Number of alcoholic beverages
00:10:13 - Why do you need to know that?
00:10:16 Well, I'm sure
00:10:17 but I don't want my intimate details
00:10:19 auctioned off to the highest bidder,
00:10:21 I'll put zero.
00:10:22 - Marital status?
00:10:25 - Profession?
00:10:27 - Food allergies?
00:10:30 - Are you allergic to sticking plaster?
00:10:33 I'm not answering
00:10:34 - Do you smoke?
00:10:36 - Do you wear dentures?
00:10:38 - When was the last time you ate?
00:10:43 Yesterday, lunchtime.
00:10:45 I had a tuna sandwich.
00:10:47 - Did you drink the laxative solution?
00:10:50 Did it work?
00:10:53 It was as advertised.
00:10:56 Did you evacuate your bowels?
00:10:58 I drank copious amounts
00:11:01 What followed was fait accompli.
00:11:03 Sir, what I'm asking is if you were...
00:11:05 I shat. Okay? Good. Again and again.
00:11:10 It was like a terrorist attack down there
00:11:14 the running and the screaming, okay?
00:11:15 - Fine with me.
00:11:18 Gross invasion of my privacy, this.
00:11:20 Wait till they get you in the back.
00:11:24 - Good morning, Dr. Pincus.
00:11:26 Don't anticipate any difficulties today.
00:11:28 We'll have you up
00:11:30 - Okay.
00:11:31 I notice you requested
00:11:33 It's not really typical
00:11:36 - It's not necessary and we normally...
00:11:37 I have no intention of being around
00:11:40 When does the surgeon arrive?
00:11:42 I'm the surgeon.
00:11:44 - Really?
00:11:46 - Why do you look that tan?
00:11:47 I got a spray tan
00:11:50 - Looks natural.
00:11:53 It's moisturizing
00:11:55 Yeah.
00:11:56 It has an odd smell.
00:11:58 - I don't know if...
00:12:01 - What are you...
00:12:03 But like a garden dirt, like a good dirt.
00:12:06 - You gonna go darker?
00:12:09 It's really gonna make my eyes pop.
00:12:11 You could get your teeth whitened
00:12:13 - Yeah, that makes a difference.
00:12:15 Yeah, I don't like having trays
00:12:18 Sorry, you babbling idiots.
00:12:19 Can we talk about my bowels?
00:12:23 Looks like the sodium thiopental's
00:12:25 - Makes people say crazy things.
00:12:28 - Going in now.
00:12:30 So are you here on a school field trip?
00:12:33 Not a real people person are you,
00:12:36 Not really. Given a choice between
00:12:39 I choose my cat. She hunts dwarves.
00:12:42 She takes them up the tree.
00:12:44 You can see their little legs going.
00:12:45 Sounds like Norah Jones
00:12:56 Wow, you must be excited
00:12:59 What cat?
00:13:00 I thought yesterday
00:13:02 I despise cats. What sort of men
00:13:06 I had a cat once, when I was a little girl.
00:13:09 My father, right before he died,
00:13:12 "Debra, take a look
00:13:13 What a wonderful man
00:13:15 Now, listen.
00:13:16 All those people in my room last night,
00:13:18 I thought I was dreaming at first,
00:13:19 Who were they?
00:13:22 - I don't know anything about that.
00:13:24 - Here you go. Clean bill of health.
00:13:29 Come back soon!
00:13:31 What a terrible thing to say
00:13:47 Nice.
00:13:49 Fine example for healthcare workers.
00:13:52 Still, I suppose
00:13:56 - Thins the herd. Weeds out the stupid.
00:13:59 Yeah, but I was having a go at them,
00:14:01 Oh, good.
00:14:02 I picked one that should be
00:14:13 Show it some attention,
00:14:19 Sorry!
00:14:24 Did he see you, too?
00:14:31 - He can see us!
00:14:32 That guy?
00:14:40 Hey, why don't you open your eyes?
00:14:50 Hey!
00:14:53 Hey, mister!
00:14:55 Please, just hold up!
00:14:58 - Idiot. Get out of the road.
00:15:00 - Listen, I just need two minutes...
00:15:07 ...of your time!
00:15:10 You can see me, huh?
00:15:13 And you're not like us.
00:15:15 I know you're not, because back there,
00:15:18 And he honked at you,
00:15:22 I don't feel well. Why on earth...
00:15:26 Hey!
00:15:35 Officer, there's loony weirdoes.
00:15:37 I don't know why they're here.
00:15:39 - Hey, man, you can see me.
00:15:41 Hey, come back here!
00:15:44 Hey, don't be scared! I'm a cop!
00:15:45 - He can see us?
00:16:19 ...from the moment I left the hospital.
00:16:21 - What kind of side effects?
00:16:24 - Okay, visual or aural?
00:16:26 And really vivid, really realistic, weird.
00:16:31 Well, you know.
00:16:37 Not having hallucinations,
00:16:39 Did anything unusual happen
00:16:42 - Did any...
00:16:44 - Sorry, but did anything...
00:16:46 - Why do you just keep talking while...
00:16:49 - Why do you keep interrupting me?
00:16:52 - Did anything unusual happen...
00:16:55 - Just answer the...
00:16:57 - Did anything unusual happen?
00:16:59 What do you mean, where?
00:17:02 Did anything unusual happen
00:17:04 - Yeah.
00:17:06 - No.
00:17:08 "No" is what I ended with.
00:17:15 Did anything unusual happen
00:17:18 - And if so...
00:17:21 Can you hold on a second?
00:17:25 Yeah, it's me.
00:17:27 Can you stop what you're doing
00:17:33 It's that thing that we talked about.
00:17:37 Yeah, well, you told me to call you
00:17:40 Okay.
00:17:42 What was that? What's the thing?
00:17:44 I have a rash on my back.
00:17:50 You... Miss!
00:17:51 - Yes?
00:17:52 - What the... What?
00:17:55 - Can I... Yes.
00:17:57 - To the...
00:17:59 - And then you'll tell me.
00:18:04 What?
00:18:09 Did anything unusual... What?
00:18:13 Jesus Christ! Sorry, I wasn't...
00:18:16 We have a meeting in a couple minutes,
00:18:22 Did anything unusual happen
00:18:27 Can you please define "unusual"?
00:18:31 Out of the ordinary,
00:18:38 No, this went well.
00:18:39 - It was good. Okay, normal.
00:18:42 Yes, good. Well, the cessation maybe,
00:18:44 - but after that, you responded...
00:18:47 Dr. Pincus, I really...
00:18:50 every medical procedure
00:18:52 - Everyone's different.
00:18:54 There are subtle variations
00:18:56 What would a subtle variation be
00:18:59 - Well, one doesn't wish to use jargon.
00:19:02 - But, you know, technically...
00:19:05 ...medically, it's beginning...
00:19:11 Okay. Yeah.
00:19:13 - You died.
00:19:15 - Little bit.
00:19:17 - Seven minutes.
00:19:19 I died for seven minutes.
00:19:20 - A bit less.
00:19:21 That's really the only thing
00:19:24 How did I die?
00:19:26 For the record, we did not recommend
00:19:30 When you use anesthesia,
00:19:34 of a biochemical anomaly.
00:19:37 Where's the anesthesiologist?
00:19:39 He does not work here anymore.
00:19:41 You'll be happy to know
00:19:43 we have a very strict
00:19:48 My anesthesiologist had two strikes?
00:19:50 Okay, let's all calm down.
00:19:53 Let's just not overdramatize
00:19:57 Why is he calming down?
00:20:01 Everybody dies.
00:20:05 Yeah, but usually at the end of their life,
00:20:09 Everybody's different.
00:20:10 And you weren't even gonna tell me.
00:20:12 - No, we did tell you. We told you...
00:20:14 We told you that night.
00:20:16 - No, I don't remember that.
00:20:20 It says here that you gurgled to me
00:20:24 before you rolled your eyes back
00:20:32 Have you any idea
00:20:36 - Nothing, I'm afraid.
00:20:39 You signed a general release
00:20:41 relieving your surgeon,
00:20:43 Saint Victor's Hospital and Cooperative
00:20:46 from any liability related
00:20:47 to your anesthetic-induced cessation
00:20:49 I definitely did not.
00:20:51 - Is this your signature at the bottom?
00:20:54 Right after you passed
00:20:57 legally mandated
00:20:58 Obviously I didn't know
00:21:01 You knew enough to sign your name.
00:21:02 I dotted the "i" with a little love heart!
00:21:05 You were happy to be alive, right?
00:21:09 Now, about these hallucinations.
00:21:13 People.
00:21:31 Hey, got a sec?
00:21:37 Never get used to that.
00:21:40 No. I'm not the guy.
00:21:43 Real quick, got to hit you up for a favor.
00:21:45 No, no, no, no.
00:21:48 - Thank you!
00:21:51 Hey. Wait a minute. Wait, what?
00:21:52 - Drive!
00:21:55 - Where to, buddy?
00:21:57 You're a busy little guy.
00:21:59 That woman whose cab
00:22:01 - That's perfect.
00:22:03 She's got a very serious problem.
00:22:07 - Where do you want to go, pal?
00:22:09 I don't want to go to 54th and Madison!
00:22:11 Okay, that narrows it down.
00:22:13 I don't want a Sapphire martini
00:22:15 Okay, that narrows it down.
00:22:17 Yeah, you're making kind of a fool
00:22:19 You can't talk to me
00:22:21 - Campari and soda.
00:22:24 No.
00:22:27 - Pimm's Cup.
00:22:30 Pimm's Cup? Pimm's?
00:22:33 - Just get a real drink.
00:22:34 Okay! Sorry.
00:22:36 Can I have the first thing I said?
00:22:40 Sapphire martini up with olives.
00:22:46 - Shut up.
00:22:49 No, it's okay, it's okay.
00:22:51 It's okay.
00:22:53 I haven't done jack in 14 months.
00:22:55 - I've been here, believe me, I can wait...
00:23:01 What do you mean?
00:23:03 - I was dead. For seven minutes.
00:23:07 And then when they brought me back,
00:23:09 Yeah, well, look, that's the thing.
00:23:12 I mean, they're everywhere,
00:23:13 and they're a noisy,
00:23:16 same as when they were alive,
00:23:19 The dead have
00:23:20 which is why we're still here.
00:23:22 And normally, we can't talk to the living
00:23:24 and, suddenly, you come along,
00:23:27 A lot of excitement.
00:23:29 Why are you dressed like that?
00:23:31 - I'm gonna ignore that, okay?
00:23:33 You wear what you died in.
00:23:35 - Sapphire martini up with olives.
00:23:38 - Drink your drink.
00:23:39 - All right.
00:23:42 Aesthetically pleasing.
00:23:45 Am I still dead? I'm still dead, aren't I?
00:23:47 This is heaven.
00:23:49 I'm lying on the operating table,
00:23:52 It's all gonna be a dream.
00:23:54 Yeah. Don't overthink it.
00:23:58 Have a drink. Have another one.
00:24:01 - You can take your BlackBerry with you?
00:24:04 What, have you got a signal?
00:24:06 - Not yet, but I keep trying.
00:24:08 Thank goodness
00:24:11 Damn it! How'd you die?
00:24:14 Something went wrong
00:24:15 I went in for a colonoscopy
00:24:17 Yeah, I never got one of those.
00:24:18 I don't think
00:24:20 - What kind of anesthetic did they use?
00:24:22 - What?
00:24:23 - Yeah?
00:24:24 - Expected me...
00:24:27 Don't actually say "ass feelings. "
00:24:31 - Lf we're gonna be hanging out, I just...
00:24:34 May I ask you a question, young man?
00:24:36 It's about my daughter.
00:24:39 - She won't speak to her sister...
00:24:42 All right? I'm talking to him.
00:24:45 I certainly see no harm
00:24:47 How about the fact
00:24:49 Look what you did. You upset him.
00:25:06 Yeah, very good. I know you're there.
00:25:09 Let's start over, huh? Come on.
00:25:12 You had a rough day.
00:25:14 You do yoga? You do yoga?
00:25:16 My girlfriend's got a studio.
00:25:18 Girlfriend?
00:25:20 Did I say I was a perfect person?
00:25:22 - Come on, let's hail a cab. She's hot.
00:25:25 You're the bizarre aftereffects
00:25:28 I'm gonna go home to bed,
00:25:30 with any luck, you'll be gone.
00:25:32 That would be truly rotten luck
00:25:34 who just needs a little bit of your help.
00:25:36 - Lf you would come through for me...
00:25:39 Hey, I don't want to play hardball
00:25:41 - It's Pink-Ass, right?
00:25:43 Pincus? Pincus?
00:25:46 - It's my wife, okay? She lives right...
00:25:47 She lives right here in this building,
00:25:49 She's getting married
00:25:51 to a real scumbag lawyer,
00:25:53 Somebody's got to stop this.
00:25:54 What do you care?
00:25:56 Never been married, right? Okay.
00:26:00 - It's all right, I can take a hint.
00:26:02 - Good evening, Dr. Pincus.
00:26:53 - What?
00:26:55 My letter went under the carpet.
00:26:56 He lost something important,
00:26:59 She won't wear a helmet
00:27:06 Gee, I'm sorry, Doctor,
00:27:07 did I accidentally give everybody
00:27:16 If you don't help her, she won't...
00:27:20 I got to tell you, nobody was
00:27:32 Leave me alone.
00:27:35 - Dr. Pincus?
00:27:37 - Sorry?
00:27:42 - Bless you.
00:27:47 - Bless you.
00:27:52 - Bless you.
00:27:53 If I sneeze again, I'll assume...
00:27:56 I'm not very well. It's not you.
00:28:01 Mainly... You can't... But you're adding.
00:28:08 Don't you see, Pincus,
00:28:11 I mean, this slimeball, he's using Gwen,
00:28:15 I left her a good chunk of change,
00:28:17 - My head. It's throbbing.
00:28:20 You can be
00:28:21 - Pass.
00:28:22 You don't want to help me
00:28:23 I don't care.
00:28:25 - You don't want to at least help Gwen?
00:28:28 She chose you, didn't she?
00:28:30 And now she's got a new slimeball,
00:28:32 I'm sure another Mr. Wrong
00:28:34 'cause that seems to be her thing.
00:28:35 Now, leave me alone.
00:28:38 I've got a crown at 8:00 a. m.
00:28:41 I see! I understand, I get it.
00:28:45 - What? What do you get?
00:28:49 - No, it's you I loathe.
00:28:51 Frankie spent some time on the couch.
00:28:52 You know, dentists have
00:28:54 of any other profession.
00:28:55 But this might really give you a chance
00:28:57 - to connect with another human being...
00:28:59 Okay? Don't you understand?
00:29:02 Do you know why? It suits me.
00:29:04 Because 90%% % of the people
00:29:06 have cotton wool
00:29:08 I'm not interested
00:29:10 I don't care
00:29:12 I don't care about their lives.
00:29:17 You are a sad little man.
00:29:18 - And you're a lying, bigamist corpse.
00:29:21 I'm an adulterer.
00:29:22 Sorry, my mistake.
00:29:26 Come on. You don't think
00:29:33 This is crazy, all right?
00:29:35 You want your quiet life back?
00:29:38 I'll talk to them for you,
00:29:40 I'm good at talking people into things.
00:29:43 Did.
00:29:46 Look, you do this one thing for me,
00:29:47 you'll never see any of us
00:29:52 Problem solved.
00:29:56 Yeah, okay.
00:30:01 The mummy's been examined
00:30:04 oncologists, forensic pathologists,
00:30:07 searching for signs of foul play,
00:30:09 but Pepi the Third's cause of death
00:30:14 still remains a mystery.
00:30:15 It can't be that hard
00:30:17 I used to screw
00:30:19 Maybe we ought to just hire a broad to
00:30:22 That woman lives in my building?
00:30:23 Or we send her an anonymous letter
00:30:26 - I've never seen her before.
00:30:28 - You stole her cab, remember?
00:30:31 Never noticed her?
00:30:33 What are you, a brain in a jar?
00:30:35 Okay.
00:30:37 - Really?
00:30:39 And the grand manner in which
00:30:44 also suggests that he was embalmed
00:30:48 as opposed to
00:30:51 Preservists.
00:30:54 That's awkward.
00:30:55 I suppose
00:30:58 would be to plant a seed of doubt
00:31:01 - Give her another option.
00:31:05 - Present her with an alternative.
00:31:07 You mean hire
00:31:09 Don't hire anyone. Don't...
00:31:12 - Don't need a male model or a fireman.
00:31:14 Not too handsome. Not chiseled,
00:31:17 'Cause I was thinking, like,
00:31:20 ...round-faced, if anything and sensitive.
00:31:23 Well, he's gonna have to have
00:31:24 If he's sensible with his money,
00:31:26 he's probably invested well,
00:31:28 - Really?
00:31:30 - She might like that.
00:31:31 But he's gonna have to be tall.
00:31:33 No, no, no, no, no, he's not.
00:31:35 - Really?
00:31:39 Oh, my word, you mean you.
00:31:46 - I'm... Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:31:48 Don't walk away mad!
00:31:52 I would like to elaborate further on
00:31:59 - I'm sorry.
00:32:01 That's okay. I mean, a lot of great ideas
00:32:05 Sorry I even brought it up.
00:32:06 I'm still thinking about it.
00:32:09 I mean, all you're gonna have to do
00:32:11 to give her a few second thoughts,
00:32:15 Be a challenge.
00:32:18 Almost impossible.
00:32:20 But I'd be there, you know?
00:32:23 Guy in the bushes calling the plays.
00:32:28 - Really. I can do this. I can do it.
00:32:34 No, no, no, you're not...
00:32:36 - Good God, no.
00:32:39 No, just between us, currently.
00:32:44 - So you use hookers.
00:32:49 We've also conducted
00:32:52 to search for orthopedic trauma,
00:32:56 as you may remember was the case
00:32:59 as shown here on slide 43.
00:33:02 Nope, nope, you know what?
00:33:03 It's possible
00:33:05 I mean, she likes athletic guys.
00:33:09 - Yeah?
00:33:11 - Twice a week. Free weights.
00:33:14 - You got a nice, thick head of hair.
00:33:16 - She's gonna like that.
00:33:18 - Look after your scalp.
00:33:20 All we got to do is find a way
00:33:22 At her apartment, you show up as
00:33:27 - You watch a lot of porn, don't you?
00:33:29 I was inclined to regard this injury
00:33:34 to hastily remove
00:33:37 I tell you what I'm gonna do.
00:33:38 I'm gonna go over there
00:33:39 and strike up a conversation with her.
00:33:43 - Yeah.
00:33:47 - What?
00:33:49 I'm just thinking,
00:33:52 - Yes. I came straight from work.
00:33:53 - I'm a dentist. This is what we wear.
00:33:56 - This is how we do it, baby.
00:34:01 And remember that the show officially
00:34:05 Thank you,
00:34:14 You know, it's an interesting story.
00:34:17 - Oh, really? Did she?
00:34:22 Good, all right.
00:34:27 I owe you an apology.
00:34:31 Do you mean for stealing my cab
00:34:36 - Don't remember the second one.
00:34:37 Maybe it was for that time that
00:34:39 you told the super that
00:34:42 stenchy ethnic food
00:34:46 - Was that you?
00:34:48 They told me that any complaints
00:34:52 Or, you know, maybe it was for
00:34:56 "Hello," or "Good morning" or whatever,
00:35:00 I'm a very private person.
00:35:02 What you are is a little bit of a jerk.
00:35:07 - Bertram Pincus, D.D.S.
00:35:12 - I enjoyed your lecture very much.
00:35:17 - Don't take the walk-outs personally.
00:35:22 But, you know,
00:35:26 Quite a few, quite a few.
00:35:32 - Atrocious dental hygiene.
00:35:34 Your mummy. 1999.1.4.
00:35:37 He was no flosser.
00:35:41 Dental humor.
00:35:45 Is there something else?
00:35:50 Shoes. Your shoes are comfortable.
00:35:57 Bye.
00:36:02 I knew you were gonna come off scary.
00:36:04 I wasn't scary.
00:36:06 - Right, and it scared her.
00:36:09 Don't make eye contact.
00:36:11 Let me... No, no, no.
00:36:13 - What the hell is your problem?
00:36:15 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
00:36:16 You got a big problem.
00:36:19 No, I take it back.
00:36:20 - Yeah, they suck.
00:36:24 What's the drama? Some big, bad lady
00:36:27 Well, get over it. It's in the past.
00:36:28 You know nothing about my past,
00:36:30 I know you got to forget about this
00:36:32 It's not helping you out there.
00:36:33 Listen, the thing with women
00:36:35 I do fine with women.
00:36:39 You know, for the sake of time,
00:36:41 and say, "Yeah, you do great
00:36:43 But you stink with this one.
00:36:49 And she likes a man who's a man.
00:36:51 She likes you to order for her
00:36:54 Don't ever tell her
00:36:56 - This will make her absolutely nuts.
00:36:58 I do know how to talk to people.
00:37:02 Oh, yeah.
00:37:05 Once you're with her,
00:37:07 You got to be jealous,
00:37:09 Why on earth would I do that?
00:37:11 'Cause it shows you're interested.
00:37:13 This is the worst advice
00:37:17 But she's jealous, too,
00:37:19 She thinks you're lying, she'll raise
00:37:24 I call it her pirate look.
00:37:30 - Hi.
00:37:32 Don't be silly. Get in here.
00:37:35 I don't want to... Okay.
00:37:38 Pincus.
00:37:41 Okay, just don't say anything.
00:37:45 You're not ready.
00:37:48 Don't do this. And get that face off.
00:37:53 I've been thinking
00:37:57 Pitting is what I'm talking.
00:37:58 Saw it on the slideshow,
00:37:59 which would indicate to me,
00:38:04 and on the upper left
00:38:07 The mummy.
00:38:09 Open invitation to a little vitis
00:38:12 Gingivitis?
00:38:14 More dental humor.
00:38:19 Check out the mandibular bone loss,
00:38:23 But wouldn't that just be
00:38:27 Not if it's only on one side, you idiot.
00:38:30 I don't think so.
00:38:32 How do the ladies resist
00:38:41 All right, all right. Not a total disaster.
00:38:45 Next time, you just got to listen
00:38:47 Excuse me?
00:38:49 Do you think maybe you could come by
00:38:54 Let's have a look, shall we?
00:39:01 - Okay.
00:39:03 No, today's out, tomorrow is out. That.
00:39:06 Cannot move that. Cannot move that.
00:39:10 And that little puppy
00:39:14 Hunkerty, dunkerty, dock.
00:39:16 I don't want to move that,
00:39:23 Busy bee.
00:39:24 - It's okay.
00:39:27 abound.
00:39:29 Pack 'em in, move 'em out, Rawhide.
00:39:37 - For the love of God!
00:39:42 - Great. Okay.
00:40:01 Way to go, Frank. Oh, God.
00:40:08 Oh, thank God you're back.
00:40:09 You left the newspaper
00:40:12 - I'm sorry.
00:40:14 I'm not in the mood anymore.
00:40:17 Where have you been?
00:40:20 I sit around here all day long,
00:40:23 You meet interesting people.
00:40:26 Hey, is that a new shirt?
00:40:28 Hey, it is a new shirt,
00:40:30 Well, well, well. Pinky's got himself
00:41:03 Hi. Hi.
00:41:07 Yeah, it's my yacht, yeah.
00:41:16 Quite the little heartbreaker, huh?
00:41:18 You should have seen the state
00:41:22 Blackened skin, multiple fractures
00:41:26 fully retreated lips.
00:41:27 Five thousand years of acid reflux
00:41:32 Deep down, you know, the preservation
00:41:37 and it's what's underneath that counts.
00:41:40 First, they suctioned his brain out
00:41:44 And then they make a slit
00:41:46 so that they can remove
00:41:50 Beautiful.
00:41:51 ...so that they could be separately
00:41:54 But what's really exciting about Pepi is
00:41:58 - His organ?
00:42:01 I got it right here. You wanna see it?
00:42:05 Please.
00:42:07 There's nothing unusual
00:42:11 - Sure.
00:42:13 You know, normally, the penis
00:42:15 and mummified along with the body,
00:42:18 but in Pepi's case,
00:42:19 they removed it and preserved it
00:42:25 God. I can see why he was king.
00:42:29 - You okay?
00:42:30 I've got to get used to looking down
00:42:33 Oh, geez. I see he died happy.
00:42:38 That's it. That's enough.
00:42:40 He must have had huge hands.
00:42:41 - No, no.
00:42:43 Is this here the pitting
00:42:45 Yeah.
00:42:50 We just assumed
00:42:52 Don't be naive.
00:42:54 That is the work
00:42:57 That was a absolute magic carpet
00:43:00 And that could have killed him?
00:43:02 Yeah, if it was severe, that would
00:43:04 and as soon as the infection
00:43:07 he'd have pennies on his eyes
00:43:10 Well, the mouth. A coin in the mouth.
00:43:12 It was a Greek tradition, you know,
00:43:15 to pay the boatman to ferry you across
00:43:18 I mean,
00:43:20 and just in time
00:43:22 - Hey, will you come?
00:43:24 - Big opening with loads of people...
00:43:26 - No. That's...
00:43:28 It's not so much the crowd as
00:43:33 Well, if you change your mind,
00:43:37 Just seems so obvious now.
00:43:41 Everybody waits until it's too late.
00:43:44 So you're a funny dentist.
00:43:48 You wanna touch him?
00:43:50 - This is my lucky day.
00:43:52 - No, no. Really, really touch him. Yeah.
00:43:56 - No, like...
00:43:58 - Isn't that amazing?
00:44:04 Don't you just love that smell?
00:44:07 It's not decay. It's the resin. It's pine.
00:44:10 - They imported it from North Africa.
00:44:14 After a couple of hours,
00:44:18 it triggers your vomit impulse.
00:44:20 Like visiting your grandmother.
00:44:29 Sugar-free treat?
00:44:32 Sure. Okay.
00:44:36 It's sweetened with Splenda.
00:44:44 Surprisingly delightful.
00:44:47 - Have you lived in the building long?
00:44:50 Originally born and raised in England,
00:44:54 - Why'd you move?
00:44:58 Overcrowded, just no privacy.
00:45:03 So you picked Manhattan?
00:45:05 The reasoning is a little bit convoluted.
00:45:10 - What's her name?
00:45:12 - Wife?
00:45:14 - Girlfriend?
00:45:15 Still together?
00:45:17 Possibly.
00:45:21 No, she died, actually. Quite sad.
00:45:24 She had a rare condition.
00:45:28 She actually ate herself.
00:45:32 I made that up. I was joking.
00:45:35 - But that's not funny.
00:45:38 - Okay, and the truth about Sarah is...
00:45:43 How long you been here?
00:45:47 Can you just hold on one second?
00:45:48 This is so stupid,
00:45:51 and I can never find my keys.
00:45:54 I moved back to the city about
00:46:00 You lost your husband?
00:46:03 Thanks.
00:46:06 I want to ask you something,
00:46:11 Okay.
00:46:14 Okay.
00:46:17 This tooth.
00:46:18 It kills whenever I drink anything cold.
00:46:22 - Should I make an appointment?
00:46:26 Let's have a look.
00:46:30 You want me to say, "Ah"?
00:46:35 Hey, Dentist!
00:46:36 I need you to clip a guy for me.
00:46:38 - Can you tell what it is?
00:46:40 You see, Dentist, in life,
00:46:41 I accepted payment for a job
00:46:43 Bad molar contact?
00:46:46 - You should come and see me.
00:46:48 - You have to finish it for me.
00:46:49 There's a.38 snub-nose taped
00:46:52 You just give him two in the head.
00:46:55 - Maybe I will.
00:46:58 - What the...
00:47:02 Is everything okay?
00:47:04 - Yeah, it's just the...
00:47:06 Oh, no, don't... Careful.
00:47:09 Look, right in the ear nearly.
00:47:10 It's just... I saw you talking to
00:47:13 Hi, there. Hey!
00:47:16 Good. Another one.
00:47:18 - Hey, honey.
00:47:22 - Hi.
00:47:24 Why did this fellow have his hands
00:47:29 Sorry, Dr. Pincus, this is Richard,
00:47:32 Richard, this is Dr. Pincus,
00:47:33 that dentist that I told you about
00:47:35 I think he's got a really terrific idea
00:47:39 Really? That's fantastic.
00:47:40 You know, I've been needing
00:47:43 Why don't you join us for dinner
00:47:47 I'm making curry.
00:47:49 - She's really cute.
00:47:52 - Doctor?
00:47:54 - Great.
00:47:58 Thank you.
00:48:02 - I hope it was edible.
00:48:05 - Stop complimenting him!
00:48:10 - Where did you learn to cook?
00:48:14 I had a friend
00:48:18 Richard's being modest.
00:48:20 He worked for three years
00:48:23 You still in the sex trade or...
00:48:28 That's inappropriate.
00:48:34 You know, Doctor,
00:48:35 I confess an ulterior motive
00:48:40 As a dentist,
00:48:41 you could do an awful lot of good
00:48:44 They're in desperate need
00:48:46 "Modern dental care. "
00:48:48 Now, the political will is there,
00:48:51 What an act. So pompous!
00:48:54 - Sorry. What is that?
00:48:56 NGOs are being supported.
00:48:59 - I need you to punch him.
00:49:01 - Come on!
00:49:03 Kick his self-righteous teeth in!
00:49:04 How can teeth be self-righteous?
00:49:10 Is a strange thing for a dentist
00:49:16 but, you know, it needs to be...
00:49:20 Well, I'll tell you, they can't.
00:49:22 What is essentially dentin and enamel
00:49:25 outcrops from various mandibles
00:49:30 and therefore, have no moral code.
00:49:31 All they can do is chew and grind,
00:49:35 It's mainly
00:49:40 What were you saying?
00:49:42 I was... I was... I was saying, we need...
00:49:46 We need people like you
00:49:51 in places like Peru,
00:49:54 Mainly those sort of really hot,
00:50:00 I mean, I'm just not a humidy person.
00:50:03 I mean, what is the dental care like in,
00:50:08 There's breezes.
00:50:10 You know,
00:50:13 I mean, I could do veneers.
00:50:16 Shrugging and smiling.
00:50:22 He's kidding, sweetie.
00:50:35 I'm sorry, I have to take this.
00:50:38 Boy, he'd be handy
00:50:41 Do you want some more wine?
00:50:42 - That tent pole stuck up his ass.
00:50:45 Okay.
00:50:50 Well, that is perfectly unacceptable.
00:50:53 - Shut...
00:50:55 What?
00:50:57 If I am, just give me a fake cough
00:51:02 Okay, was that...
00:51:04 Was that a coincidence?
00:51:11 Richard's a human rights lawyer,
00:51:16 Oh, well, so you should
00:51:18 I take human rights seriously.
00:51:20 You know, everybody's equal,
00:51:26 We're all the same on this planet.
00:51:31 - Except the Chinese.
00:51:33 No, they are. They're the odd ones out
00:51:36 No, I'm not having a go.
00:51:38 I'm just saying, you know,
00:51:40 I mean... No, no.
00:51:42 - things like Kwok...
00:51:43 ...and that's their choice,
00:51:46 And they... No.
00:51:48 - Stop, please, stop.
00:51:51 You can have... You have one kid,
00:51:52 you can use all those names
00:51:54 You could call a kid Kwok Pong Wang.
00:51:58 Ming Wa Men and Ho Lee Park
00:52:01 I have to get down to the office.
00:52:05 Well, they're being arraigned
00:52:07 - and the government will only allow...
00:52:08 ...their attorneys to appear
00:52:11 - I'm sorry.
00:52:12 Doctor, it's been a...
00:52:13 Yeah, so you guys stay
00:52:24 Oh, gosh, poor Leonard.
00:52:26 - No, not at all.
00:52:35 When did you get your horse?
00:52:37 A couple of months ago.
00:52:39 I found him at this shelter
00:52:41 They were gonna put him down.
00:52:43 Then they lost their nerve, did they?
00:52:48 The smell? Yeah, I know.
00:52:51 His mood levelers give him
00:53:04 Are you okay?
00:53:07 Got a very sensitive gag reflex.
00:53:10 Oh, dear.
00:53:16 - Are you all right? Do you want to...
00:53:20 You know what?
00:53:22 Do you want to maybe walk him now
00:53:26 Now is good, yeah.
00:53:49 Leonard, you good boy!
00:53:52 That is so healthy!
00:53:55 Good, good boy! That's a good boy!
00:53:58 That's a good boy!
00:54:02 You wanna finish dinner?
00:54:04 I don't think I'm quite ready for
00:54:07 - I'll have a drink, though.
00:54:11 There's...
00:54:13 Or, no, have you ever been
00:54:23 I know, yeah. No, I like Sting
00:54:25 because you can hear
00:54:27 - Pimm's Cup for the lady.
00:54:30 And a Sapphire martini up with olives.
00:54:33 Thank you.
00:54:35 You know,
00:54:37 Oh, yeah, I forgot. Sorry.
00:54:39 You forgot?
00:54:41 You forgot what?
00:54:44 Forgot? Yeah.
00:54:47 You recently lost your husband,
00:54:48 and the polite thing to do
00:54:50 would have been to check
00:54:53 as not to evoke any horrible memories.
00:54:57 Why would you assume
00:55:00 Painful. Not necessarily horrible.
00:55:03 Just all the memories, nonetheless,
00:55:10 I like a Pimm's Cup.
00:55:12 This is exactly the kind of girly drink
00:55:16 Once when we were in Anguilla,
00:55:20 And then...
00:55:23 and he grabs him
00:55:25 "Hey, I'm the only one giving... "
00:55:27 Oh, for God's sake!
00:55:28 Sorry. Just running
00:55:30 No, no, no, it wasn't you. No, no.
00:55:34 Oh, that's sweet.
00:55:36 - Someone I really hate.
00:55:39 No, no, no. He should leave.
00:55:42 Let's do some... You were saying that
00:55:46 - I was?
00:55:48 because you should not
00:55:50 You should remember their faults.
00:55:52 Oh, well, I remember them.
00:55:55 Oh, good. Well, let's make a list.
00:55:59 What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:56:01 This is therapeutic, actually.
00:56:04 - Come on, then.
00:56:07 His faults. Number one.
00:56:09 Well, Frank could be a little controlling.
00:56:12 Well, that's what made me successful.
00:56:13 But that's probably why
00:56:15 No, no, don't apologize for him.
00:56:18 Okay, he was occasionally obnoxious.
00:56:21 Regularly, I imagine.
00:56:22 - No, no, no, you walked her into that.
00:56:23 That didn't count, Pincus.
00:56:25 Hey, what are you doing, Marjorie?
00:56:28 Oh, be quiet! Let them talk.
00:56:33 He had a shoe fetish.
00:56:35 That is so embarrassing,
00:56:38 and go to gloves
00:56:42 Right. "Pervert. "
00:56:44 And he was rude to waiters.
00:56:48 - So do I.
00:56:51 Because they're just doing a job,
00:56:53 What a nasty piece of work.
00:56:54 So what about
00:56:56 I'll bet he was really into fitness,
00:56:58 because he was
00:57:00 No, but, you know,
00:57:03 to get into yoga at the end there.
00:57:05 - I'll bet he was.
00:57:09 Yeah. Okay, this is shaping up nicely.
00:57:11 So now we've got
00:57:15 who's rude to waiters.
00:57:16 It's a good list.
00:57:18 I don't have to listen to this shit.
00:57:21 Disloyal.
00:57:34 Yeah, I think that's enough.
00:57:43 I didn't know you knew.
00:57:47 I didn't find out until the day he died.
00:57:53 I didn't get the chance to say,
00:57:56 you know, "I want a divorce,"
00:58:06 Well, I'm sorry. I...
00:58:08 - That must feel...
00:58:26 She used to travel
00:58:31 And the trips got longer and longer.
00:58:35 And then one trip,
00:58:40 Married a man in Portland.
00:58:45 Sorry.
00:58:51 Travel will do that to a relationship.
00:58:56 Yep.
00:58:57 I just got this amazing offer
00:59:01 in the Valley of the Kings for six months.
00:59:04 But I think I'm gonna say no this time.
00:59:09 Because of Richard.
00:59:12 Yeah.
00:59:15 - Good night.
00:59:22 Your story, it's not boring
00:59:26 I mean, we just get the one life,
00:59:29 Just one. You can't live someone else's
00:59:33 just because it's more dramatic.
00:59:35 What happens matters.
00:59:38 Maybe only to us, but it matters.
00:59:43 Good night.
00:59:46 Good night.
00:59:58 What?
01:00:00 What's with the doom and gloom?
01:00:02 You're weaseling your way
01:00:04 This is gonna work.
01:00:05 This Richard fellow, I just...
01:00:10 You know he's a human rights lawyer.
01:00:12 Hey, when the devil shows up,
01:00:13 you think he's gonna have
01:00:16 No, he's gonna work for
01:00:18 and he's gonna give
01:00:20 Well, if he did all that,
01:00:24 You know what I mean.
01:00:25 Pincus, I got better things
01:00:26 I wouldn't just be hanging out here.
01:00:28 What, exactly,
01:00:30 I told you!
01:00:32 The guy is setting her up
01:00:34 And what proof have you got? I don't...
01:00:36 What are you basing this on?
01:00:37 I saw things with my own two eyes.
01:00:41 - Saw what?
01:00:43 Come on. What did he do?
01:00:46 Well, that's... He's...
01:00:49 Okay, all right, fine.
01:00:52 - Yeah.
01:00:53 - Yeah.
01:00:54 and this clown says
01:00:58 It's over at the coat check.
01:01:00 - How convenient, right?
01:01:02 So he goes over to go get it,
01:01:04 makes a big show
01:01:06 and she says, "No, no, let me get this. "
01:01:13 - Yeah?
01:01:17 There's nothing
01:01:20 No, no, don't you see?
01:01:22 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:24 Listen, he's a perfectly
01:01:26 Pincus, there are other things!
01:01:27 - He took five grand from her.
01:01:30 Yeah. $5,000.
01:01:32 I saw her write the check
01:01:34 put it right in his sweaty little fist.
01:01:38 For charity.
01:01:40 Or shaking the money tree,
01:01:42 - I don't know.
01:01:43 - What was it, AIDS?
01:01:44 Refugees?
01:01:46 Orphans? Orphans. Good.
01:01:49 - You're missing the point.
01:01:50 - You really are. This guy, he's a lawyer.
01:01:53 A lawyer who fights to protect the rights
01:01:57 There must be
01:01:59 There must be some reason
01:02:02 Otherwise, what am I doing here?
01:02:07 I'm out.
01:02:08 What? No, no. What do you mean?
01:02:12 I mean, I'm not gonna interfere
01:02:15 And I can't lie to her.
01:02:17 You were right about the pirate look.
01:02:19 and I nearly confessed
01:02:20 You can't abandon her to this creep.
01:02:22 - She loves him.
01:02:24 I haven't seen her laugh
01:02:26 He's a good man.
01:02:28 You actually like him,
01:02:32 I hate him. Okay?
01:02:33 I want to run him over
01:02:38 But he's what Gwen wants.
01:02:39 And after what
01:02:41 she deserves a bit of happiness.
01:02:44 You're in love with her.
01:02:49 You are. I knew it.
01:02:55 That little Grinch heart of yours
01:02:58 and now you want to take it back
01:03:01 That's what you wanna do.
01:03:03 - I quit.
01:03:06 I'll make your life a living hell.
01:03:11 It already is.
01:03:37 There you go. That's such a good boy.
01:03:41 Leonard, Leonard, open, open.
01:03:44 Come on. Come on, sweetie. Come on.
01:03:47 Leonard, Leonard, Leonard.
01:03:51 God damn it. Come on. Come on.
01:03:55 You don't wanna wait until
01:04:02 Wait.
01:04:04 Leonard! It is too late.
01:04:14 Too late.
01:04:21 And so Alex says to me,
01:04:22 "Mommy, I know that babies come
01:04:26 "but what I really want to know is,
01:04:30 Can you believe? And, of course,
01:04:32 - I have no clue what to say...
01:04:33 ...but I have to come up with something,
01:04:35 Oh, no talking,
01:04:39 - Okay.
01:04:41 There you go. Good.
01:04:43 Just leave that there.
01:04:46 Isn't that good? So much better.
01:04:49 You're resting your jaw, and I'm resting
01:04:58 Can you get these over to the lab?
01:04:59 Mr. Harriman's bridge
01:05:01 I thought I was through
01:05:04 - You are through.
01:05:10 What about what?
01:05:12 - Frank.
01:05:15 I don't know who you mean.
01:05:17 What are you... Who? I've never...
01:05:18 Okay, my opinion is that
01:05:22 Well, I don't know
01:05:23 Can I have the bathroom key, please?
01:05:27 - No, no, he'll run.
01:05:28 - Dentist, don't piss me off!
01:05:43 He's not in the office!
01:05:50 Well, then he must be upstairs.
01:05:58 Good afternoon, Doctor.
01:06:00 Good to see you. You look smart.
01:06:10 Just been to the toilet.
01:06:13 Different route back, around the...
01:06:16 I mean, I finished earlier than I thought,
01:06:19 I mean, you can take a long time
01:06:25 Good. Okay.
01:06:27 That's set.
01:06:30 Okay, it has to be...
01:06:33 Good.
01:06:35 Can you take a new walk-in
01:06:37 He seems to be in a lot of pain.
01:06:40 Life is pain.
01:06:44 Does that mean yes?
01:06:47 So we have an emergency
01:06:50 - Yes, we've met.
01:06:54 - Thanks for seeing me.
01:06:56 What seems to be the problem?
01:06:57 I don't know.
01:07:01 That was silly.
01:07:03 Head back.
01:07:05 Let's have a look, shall we? Open up.
01:07:10 Oh, yeah, there it is.
01:07:11 Well, you've got the bite of an Inuit.
01:07:13 Have you been chewing seal hide?
01:07:15 Yeah, well,
01:07:17 when I'm stressed and I'm...
01:07:19 I don't know.
01:07:21 - I came home and Gwen was...
01:07:25 - Gwen was...
01:07:27 No, you were gonna
01:07:29 Well, she was just...
01:07:33 - No, forget about it.
01:07:35 - Just...
01:07:37 - Can we just get this...
01:07:38 or you wouldn't have brought it up.
01:07:40 - It's personal.
01:07:41 but, I mean just to...
01:07:43 I'd rather not talk about it.
01:07:44 - Why don't we just...
01:07:47 - I'm a good listener. Please.
01:07:50 - Can we just...
01:07:52 - I'm in pain.
01:07:58 Dr. Prashar?
01:08:04 Jahangir? That's his first name.
01:08:10 You're from a scary country, aren't you?
01:08:14 Excuse me.
01:08:16 - I'm from India.
01:08:18 So you're not a Christian, like us.
01:08:22 No, I'm a Hindu.
01:08:27 How would you extract information
01:08:34 Well, as a Hindu person,
01:08:37 I would ask them politely.
01:08:44 Yeah, I just need a technique.
01:08:47 - Doctor, I'm with a patient.
01:08:56 So where were we?
01:08:57 You were telling me about Gwen.
01:08:59 - No, I wasn't. I meant my tooth, yeah.
01:09:02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:09:05 All work and no play makes Jack
01:09:12 Open up.
01:09:16 - That hurts.
01:09:19 But it almost certainly would
01:09:23 Do you know the worst thing
01:09:28 - Sugar?
01:09:31 If you tell me what's on your mind,
01:09:32 As I said before, Doctor, it's private.
01:09:35 I really would like to keep this
01:09:38 Yes, please.
01:09:41 We can play it any way you want to.
01:09:48 Actually.
01:09:57 That's not Novocain.
01:09:59 No, it is a little dab of nitrous oxide.
01:10:03 Nitrous? I didn't know you guys
01:10:07 - Are there any side effects?
01:10:09 Some people laugh.
01:10:13 But they all talk.
01:10:22 Hey, Frankie! Fancy seeing you here.
01:10:25 You back on the job yet
01:10:29 I got a couple Civil War
01:10:32 - They used live ammo.
01:10:34 Job's done. Richard's history.
01:10:36 - What?
01:10:39 - How do you know?
01:10:42 So he's out completely?
01:10:44 Well, he wants to stay friends,
01:10:46 She said she was confused
01:10:48 and it wasn't right
01:10:52 Why would Richard tell you all this?
01:10:53 Because I gave him
01:10:56 - Is that a lot?
01:10:59 You know, I think this sounds
01:11:02 - I mean, young couples at this stage...
01:11:04 - Very normal for them to start...
01:11:05 ...to get into this...
01:11:08 She's going there for six months.
01:11:10 It's the real thing. She leaves Thursday,
01:11:16 - Well, this is great news.
01:11:18 Yeah, we should maybe go celebrate,
01:11:22 - I can't.
01:11:25 - Well, wait! What's in the bag?
01:11:27 Is that from a jewelry store?
01:11:28 - Oh, my gosh. Is that for Gwen?
01:11:31 Well, whatever happened
01:11:34 There's nothing to interfere with now,
01:11:36 The relationship's over!
01:11:38 And you think she's gonna love you?
01:11:39 A smock-wearing tooth jockey?
01:11:42 You said that if I broke up the marriage,
01:11:45 I broke up the marriage!
01:11:46 Well, you should at least let me
01:11:48 Do you have any idea how much
01:11:51 - I bought her over the years?
01:11:52 She loves Peruvian gold, but, Pincus,
01:11:54 - you're rushing things, I'm telling you!
01:11:56 Our time together, as we both know,
01:11:59 But I will say this.
01:12:02 boorish, distasteful, uncouth,
01:12:10 - You gonna finish?
01:12:14 - Okay.
01:12:17 we finished what you had to finish.
01:12:19 One day, not too soon I hope,
01:12:22 - Until then, this is our fond farewell.
01:12:29 But why am I still here?
01:12:36 Construction crane dropped
01:12:39 That must have hurt.
01:12:40 It was a hydraulic leak. An act of God!
01:12:42 Why does he do those things?
01:12:44 But the crane operator,
01:12:46 Oh, therapy time!
01:12:58 Don't panic. It's nothing.
01:13:04 A key chain.
01:13:07 I needed a key chain!
01:13:09 - I love it!
01:13:12 I can't believe you remembered.
01:13:16 What a strange
01:13:19 It was down to that
01:13:23 Well, I hope you didn't spend too much.
01:13:25 $140. The receipt's in the box.
01:13:27 No, well, you don't actually
01:13:30 No, no, no.
01:13:32 It's not like
01:13:35 And the reason I say that
01:13:38 made from Peruvian gold in the shop,
01:13:41 and I thought, "Gwen would like those,
01:13:42 "but sorry,
01:13:44 So...
01:13:46 What? Stop giving me the pirate look.
01:13:49 I just got you a gift and, you know,
01:13:54 Just a little gesture to let you know
01:13:57 and I think you should accept it
01:13:59 in the spirit of friendship
01:14:03 "Pirate look"? How could you
01:14:06 - I don't.
01:14:09 - Common expression?
01:14:11 How do you know
01:14:13 - Pirate look? Peruvian gold?
01:14:16 And then the other night,
01:14:19 Come on, take it easy.
01:14:21 - Don't tell me to take it easy.
01:14:23 How do you know what I hate?
01:14:25 Lucky guess. Can we start again?
01:14:27 Why don't you just tell her?
01:14:31 She's leaving anyway in a few days.
01:14:33 Gonna have to go with the truth,
01:14:35 You've got about 10 seconds
01:14:37 and then I'm out of here.
01:14:39 How do you know
01:14:42 - It'll sound crazy.
01:14:43 Try me.
01:14:46 A couple of weeks ago, I went into
01:14:49 but there was complications.
01:14:56 It's true! I can prove it!
01:14:58 You know what? Just stop.
01:15:01 How else would I know
01:15:03 Well, you must have known Frank.
01:15:05 I don't know,
01:15:07 Ask me something else, then.
01:15:10 - How do you get like you?
01:15:12 One question, and if I get it wrong,
01:15:18 Frank used to have this nightmare
01:15:22 He'd wake up in tears and he never told
01:15:25 What was it?
01:15:27 Drowning.
01:15:30 I'd dream that I dove into the water,
01:15:33 but when I turned around
01:15:36 I couldn't, no matter how hard I swam.
01:15:37 Drowning. He dived into the water,
01:15:39 and it didn't matter how hard he tried
01:15:45 That's right, isn't it?
01:15:47 Not even close.
01:15:52 No!
01:15:54 You know the first time I met you?
01:15:56 And then the next 10 or 12 times
01:16:02 But then I got to know you
01:16:04 And I convinced myself
01:16:07 You know,
01:16:09 "needs a little work. "
01:16:12 But to use intimate details
01:16:15 in order to get close to me,
01:16:19 that's unforgivable.
01:16:22 You're sick.
01:16:26 - I love you.
01:16:35 You lied. Why would you do that?
01:16:42 Because you're
01:16:44 who doesn't give a rat's ass
01:16:51 She's already had one of those.
01:16:55 See you around, Dentist.
01:17:38 - What?
01:17:40 Yeah, you mentioned
01:17:42 She won't speak to her sister,
01:17:45 She's so angry about the necklace I left,
01:17:48 but I slipped a letter under her door
01:17:51 It explained everything.
01:17:53 But there was carpeting in the entryway.
01:17:56 I didn't know
01:18:00 She never got it.
01:18:01 My God, you're boring, aren't you?
01:18:06 My little boy has a stuffed animal,
01:18:09 It was his favorite.
01:18:11 Couldn't get to sleep without it.
01:18:15 They don't know it's just
01:18:17 It's right there, they just can't see it.
01:18:19 So now, he cries himself to sleep
01:18:22 because to him that toy is me.
01:18:25 I can't help you.
01:18:27 You mean you won't help us.
01:18:30 Isn't that the truth?
01:18:32 Yeah, I'll tell you
01:18:36 We live alone and then we die alone.
01:18:39 And, apparently, we stay alone.
01:18:44 That's the truth, too, isn't it?
01:19:48 - You idiot!
01:20:02 Unbelievable! Come on.
01:21:04 - Hello.
01:21:07 Yeah, well, it appears that
01:21:11 - Hail.
01:21:13 It doesn't even have
01:21:17 Is there any more stupid form
01:21:22 - No, I suppose that is the stupidest.
01:21:26 - Yeah.
01:21:28 - Well...
01:21:29 - Yeah.
01:21:32 - Yeah.
01:21:34 Panoramic X-ray machine, for example.
01:21:36 - Yeah.
01:21:37 - No, I wouldn't say that.
01:21:40 Well, that's not the point, is it?
01:21:44 Listen.
01:21:46 I met a woman.
01:21:50 The kind of a woman that
01:21:52 makes you want to go back in time
01:21:55 Whatever the hell life was like then,
01:22:01 Knowing she's out there
01:22:06 What I'm trying to say is
01:22:10 could you write me
01:22:14 What?
01:22:15 Well, I can't prescribe myself, can I?
01:22:17 Legally. It's for my sleep
01:22:22 Or Darvon.
01:22:24 Or Vicodin.
01:22:25 Just like a 30 count, or 60,
01:22:29 me to keep bothering you.
01:22:33 I'm not even gonna ask for morphine.
01:22:39 Come with me.
01:22:46 - What are we doing?
01:22:47 - No.
01:22:48 - Why?
01:22:57 - Oh, look, never mind.
01:23:05 - Brilliant.
01:23:11 Yep. As mass-produced poster
01:23:15 Dr. Pincus, at some point in your life,
01:23:18 and ask yourself the ultimate question.
01:23:22 "This business of
01:23:24 "being such a fucking prick,
01:23:29 "what is it really getting me?"
01:24:05 You said something about a letter.
01:25:21 You should try it on.
01:25:40 Mom! Look what I found!
01:25:43 What? Where'd you find this?
01:25:46 It fell out of his backpack.
01:25:49 Thank you.
01:25:53 Dr. Pincus?
01:26:00 Hi. Sorry, I didn't...
01:26:06 Thank you. Thank you so much!
01:26:09 I never realized.
01:27:38 Thanks.
01:27:42 ...many insights into the life
01:27:45 Thank you. Thank you very much.
01:27:52 Thank you very much. Thank you.
01:27:54 Gwen!
01:27:58 What are you doing here?
01:28:00 I've got to talk to
01:28:02 Please leave me alone.
01:28:03 It's all rubbish.
01:28:05 I think they've got it completely wrong.
01:28:07 Ghost stories.
01:28:11 Look at Pepi. Okay, they buried him with
01:28:15 Household pets, money.
01:28:17 They even put his penis in a big jar.
01:28:21 But you saw that penis.
01:28:26 No, not why did they put it in a big...
01:28:28 Why'd they put it in a jar at all? Why?
01:28:31 What?
01:28:32 Why would they go to all that trouble for
01:28:36 Because they love him
01:28:38 and they want to make sure
01:28:40 Because if they know he's okay...
01:28:42 - Yes, they can let him go.
01:28:43 Thank you. That's very sweet of you.
01:28:46 Exactly. They can let him go.
01:28:49 Frank's haunting you, Gwen. Let him go.
01:28:52 If he's haunting me,
01:28:54 No. He can't. It's not him. It's you.
01:28:57 All this stuff about ghosts
01:29:01 it's us that are unfinished.
01:29:04 Let Frank go.
01:29:06 Let the pervert decay in peace.
01:29:10 Please, stop following me.
01:29:17 - It was wonderful! Thank you so much.
01:29:20 That came out all wrong.
01:29:21 I don't care how you knew
01:29:24 - I don't care.
01:29:25 Maybe you guys were
01:29:27 - How about that?
01:29:28 Two regular guys while he was alive,
01:29:29 and you went out drinking
01:29:32 - and talked about your girlfriends...
01:29:33 ...and laughed at your wives...
01:29:34 - I swear.
01:29:37 Why didn't he love me?
01:29:39 I did love you. I still do.
01:29:41 He did love you.
01:29:45 Then why wasn't I enough?
01:29:53 You've got nothing to say to that,
01:29:55 - What?
01:29:57 Please. What do you think
01:29:59 - Well...
01:30:00 have you ever actually known anybody
01:30:03 Why can't you make an effort,
01:30:05 I am who I am.
01:30:06 I suppose you're talking
01:30:07 - Is that what you want me to believe?
01:30:10 - What do you want to say?
01:30:13 I want to know
01:30:15 It wasn't you that wasn't enough.
01:30:20 I don't know why I did the shit that I did.
01:30:22 And he doesn't know
01:30:25 And you don't get any smarter
01:30:27 You don't get smarter after you die.
01:30:30 But I did see one thing,
01:30:34 But he's seen
01:30:42 I'm so sorry, honey.
01:30:46 - What? What'd he say?
01:30:52 That's it?
01:30:54 He's sorry?
01:30:55 Well, it was the way he said it, it was...
01:30:58 He's sorry. He's sorry.
01:31:01 - Heartfelt.
01:31:04 Good guess. I got to go pack.
01:31:07 No, you should have heard it!
01:31:11 Gwen! Wait!
01:31:13 Why should I talk to you?
01:31:14 You couldn't even get his dream right!
01:31:17 No, because he told me the wrong
01:31:19 He stitched me up.
01:31:20 Then what's the right one?
01:31:22 Well, he's not here right now, is he?
01:31:24 - I can't check with him.
01:31:25 No, it's not convenient.
01:31:27 Listen, I'm not a liar, okay?
01:31:29 I've been a lot of things.
01:31:32 I'm not a liar and I'm not lying now.
01:31:34 Gwen, I've lived more
01:31:36 that I've spent with you, since I died,
01:31:42 back when I was living, the first time.
01:31:46 Nope.
01:31:47 Right. I'm born and then...
01:31:57 Someone call an ambulance!
01:32:00 Try to get help!
01:32:04 Somebody do something!
01:32:06 Oh, my God.
01:32:08 Now that is a real shame.
01:32:11 You were really getting
01:32:13 - What's happening?
01:32:15 Goddamned MTA strikes again.
01:32:17 These drivers, I mean,
01:32:19 No! No, I'm not dead!
01:32:21 Yeah, I'm afraid so.
01:32:25 I'm sorry, kiddo.
01:32:29 Come here, you. Kind of nice.
01:32:31 - Feels good.
01:32:33 Everything else, every minute up till now
01:32:36 Just a warm-up!
01:32:38 Yeah.
01:32:41 - This is the worst part.
01:32:44 - Watching her cry.
01:32:46 Knowing she needs somebody to
01:32:50 Has anyone called 911?
01:32:52 - Wait a minute.
01:32:55 Well, call them!
01:32:56 - Wait a minute.
01:33:02 He's doing CPR. He knows CPR.
01:33:05 Give him space, he needs space.
01:33:07 He's probably gonna
01:33:09 and massage your heart back
01:33:11 Oh, Lord! Spare this man!
01:33:14 Okay, I really can't take
01:33:15 Honestly, really, I can't.
01:33:18 Come on!
01:33:39 Hey, Pincus, there's something
01:33:42 It might come in handy
01:33:45 You're gonna help me? Why?
01:33:48 Those tears she's crying,
01:33:54 those are for you, now.
01:34:01 Listen up.
01:34:06 I think my ride's here.
01:34:33 Dr. Pincus, always good to see you.
01:34:36 What happened?
01:34:38 You crossed the street when it said,
01:34:40 Not much of a lawsuit, I'm afraid.
01:34:44 Gwen.
01:34:46 Was there a woman here?
01:34:47 It's possible, but if she was unable
01:34:50 security would have escorted her
01:34:54 Nice work, guys.
01:35:00 - You went darker.
01:35:04 Looks good. Makes your eyes pop.
01:35:14 Okay, Mr. Goldman, six months.
01:35:16 Remember, only floss
01:35:20 Hi.
01:35:32 I didn't know you were back.
01:35:35 - Hi.
01:35:37 I thought you were in Egypt.
01:35:39 I felt like sticking around. You're okay?
01:35:43 Yeah. Under the circumstances.
01:35:46 You know, I tried visiting you
01:35:49 Yeah, they run a tight ship over there
01:35:51 at Cooperative Institutional
01:35:56 You okay?
01:35:57 I have bad molar contact.
01:36:01 Sit down.
01:36:03 I'm not. I actually made
01:36:06 - Oh, no, of course. No... He's...
01:36:11 He's a lovely man.
01:36:12 And he's a better dentist than me,
01:36:18 Anyway, I'm glad to see
01:36:23 And you.
01:36:28 He's eight years old.
01:36:30 - Sorry? What?
01:36:33 In his dream. The real one.
01:36:35 And he's walking in the woods
01:36:38 He's holding hands,
01:36:40 He tries to find his way back
01:36:44 but he keeps ending up
01:36:47 and that's his nightmare.
01:36:50 That he's lost
01:36:53 That's it.
01:36:56 Do you still see him?
01:36:59 He found his way home.
01:37:01 That's good.
01:37:36 It hurts when I smile.
01:37:41 I can fix that for you.