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00:01:07 They stopped.
00:01:09 - Which one?
00:01:11 Start the stopwatch.
00:01:14 - Is he okay?
00:01:18 Stop.
00:01:21 What does that mean?
00:01:23 Nothing ...
00:01:30 Well, the logic is, when forced into an aversive situation
00:01:34 the rat will oscillate between attempts to escape
00:01:38 and resigning to its fate.
00:01:40 - And this guy gave up
00:01:43 - Does he usually?
00:01:47 I'm trying to quantify
00:01:51 and why more today than yesterday.
00:01:53 But it seems Mr. 7 is always
00:02:03 - Umm, could you sign this for me, Larry?
00:02:06 - Thank you.
00:02:09 - Hi
00:02:13 - Do you work here?
00:02:14 We went to college together.
00:02:16 - Really? He looks so much older than you.
00:02:21 This is a PhD candidate in neurobiology
00:02:27 in Mongolian gerbils.
00:02:31 Really?
00:02:33 No, uh ... just their brains.
00:02:37 I'm sorry, that was really weird.
00:02:44 I'm sorry again.
00:02:48 She had any idea how many times a day I masturbated
00:02:52 ... she'd probably sue the university.
00:02:55 - And she'd be right, it's inappropriate.
00:02:58 So ... why do some swim
00:03:03 Oh, it's hard to say ...
00:03:06 To what degree the rat feels helpless
00:03:10 Wanna swim more are the same drugs that make people,
00:03:15 - Antidepressants?
00:03:19 Do you know women are 20 times more likely
00:03:22 Maybe more. Can't remember the exact number.
00:03:29 That's good ... for men.
00:03:33 Not really ... when you think about it heterosexually.
00:03:39 Right.
00:05:29 Enough, enough, enough ... stop stop stop!
00:06:08 Oh shit, what happened to you?
00:06:10 Pickup game,
00:06:12 Black dude?
00:06:13 Definitely white.
00:06:16 Hey Kevin, lunch.
00:06:19 Hey look, got some mini burgers
00:06:24 Wassup dude not much.
00:06:26 - Want some?
00:06:29 How did you make out with the
00:06:32 Uhh, I think I sold him 5 beds.
00:06:34 5 beds?
00:06:37 He's got 5 bedrooms.
00:06:39 Smart.
00:06:41 Came in looking for some beds
00:06:45 I asked him how his bonus season went.
00:06:47 He cackled, squealed like a pig.
00:06:52 What's bonus season?
00:06:55 Every year banks give out bonuses, y'know, big bonuses
00:07:01 I'm in the wrong industry.
00:07:06 Anyway, I got him up on that Scona
00:07:11 He laid there for a couple of minutes .. I asked him
00:07:16 And bang ... 5 beds.
00:07:21 ... if you listen to the slug.
00:07:24 Ugh, this place depresses me. Don't like the idea.
00:07:29 Let me get you somebody to talk to.
00:07:32 They will help, they know what they're talkin about.
00:07:35 I want a fucking bed.
00:07:37 Hold on.
00:07:41 Hi, can I help you?
00:07:44 Okay ...
00:07:50 This bed feels like it's full of cookie dough.
00:07:52 That's a horsehair-covered bed.
00:07:57 What's this?
00:08:03 A salesman with a shiner.
00:08:09 Better ...
00:08:10 Uh here's some literature.
00:08:15 Ok, uh tell you what,
00:08:18 I'm happy to help
00:08:20 No no no, you're on this ride with me
00:08:23 And I came here to buy a bed and I don't have time
00:08:26 your little videogame station.
00:08:29 And what you kids do all day.
00:08:32 What's this?
00:08:35 Um, that's the Scona Sangar 770 series
00:08:39 Best bed on the market.
00:08:43 That was a joke.
00:08:47 Yup, good one.
00:08:50 C'mon, not gonna touch you.
00:08:52 Don't have to be shy in front of me,
00:08:57 Bunch of homos out there on Fire Island piling on top of each other. It's disgusting.
00:09:03 Yeah. Bet you wish you had a couple of these out there
00:09:08 Have a disgusting orgy.
00:09:10 I bet you wish you could come.
00:09:13 Alright, get up.
00:09:18 Alright, what's the story on this thing?
00:09:20 Uh, it's the last bed you'll ever buy.
00:09:22 Only bed I ever bought, how much?
00:09:25 American? It's a lot of money
00:09:30 Alright, I'll send my girl by this afternoon
00:09:34 Work out the financing.
00:09:36 14 grand is the price you quoted me
00:09:38 So don't try to Jew the price up on me.
00:09:41 No, I'm not.
00:09:43 It's just a figure of speech,
00:09:46 I work with Jews, they Jew me all day long
00:09:49 Ok, um there's shipping and handling
00:09:51 No. 14 grand, work it out Chester.
00:09:54 Let's go Gary, this place depresses me.
00:09:58 You going where and for what now?
00:10:01 Vancouver, right? - Vermont
00:10:06 My father's 80th birthday.
00:10:10 Your brother's going?
00:11:06 Hi.
00:11:09 Hi.
00:11:11 Can i help you?
00:11:17 Yeah, um, my dad ...
00:11:20 And talked to someone about a bed
00:11:23 Ok.
00:11:24 He came in ...
00:11:31 Um, big guy?
00:11:34 I meant your dad?
00:11:35 Oh yeah, kind of sort of uh loud mouth
00:11:38 Yeah, the uh Scona bed you wanna see?
00:11:42 Yeah ...
00:11:57 Uh ... this way.
00:12:00 That's a great bed.
00:12:02 Made in Sweden.
00:12:06 Wow.
00:12:09 Sure.
00:12:12 Ohh, this is a nice bed!
00:12:14 How much is it?
00:12:17 Holy shit!
00:12:19 Is this the one he wants?
00:12:23 Fuck it, money gotta spin man.
00:12:29 Thank you.
00:12:32 Can I lie here for awhile?
00:12:36 Sure.
00:12:38 Thanks.
00:12:47 Can you see up my skirt?
00:12:54 Not really.
00:12:58 Great.
00:13:01 What happened to your eye?
00:13:04 Uhh, I was attacked by a homeless man.
00:13:17 I'm gonna get you a receipt
00:13:23 Built into the price, it's a pretty standard
00:13:28 And for delivery
00:13:33 Because I told your dad ...
00:13:36 Or really he told me ... umm ..
00:14:12 Family Initiative
00:14:15 Kenyatta Folds, please.
00:14:16 I'm sorry, can you repeat the name?
00:14:18 Yes, can you please connect me to Kenyatta Folds
00:14:26 This is Kenyatta
00:14:29 Oh hey, wassup man?
00:14:31 What's the name of those beds you make?
00:14:33 Ah well, we don't make them
00:14:37 I looked them up,
00:14:40 Yes, but truly excellent
00:14:43 Better be for that kinda money.
00:14:47 Nothing, it's Friday, so uh,
00:14:50 I got no news man,
00:14:54 But nothing's changed.
00:14:57 What about the application and references
00:15:03 No.
00:15:04 Ok, I'm still interested in the
00:15:08 But can you keep me on the email list
00:15:13 All 3 lists?
00:15:15 Thanks.
00:15:15 Be safe.
00:15:17 Will do, bye.
00:15:25 Hey Brian,
00:15:29 Uh, that, that guy,
00:15:33 His daughter. es su hija.
00:15:35 He buy that bed?
00:15:37 Yeah, you see that's what I'm talking about.
00:15:42 So what's up with them Chinese people.
00:15:44 Uh, still no word.
00:15:48 Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:15:51 I will.
00:15:54 How old was he when he had you?
00:15:56 Uh 52.
00:15:57 Damn.
00:15:59 Still shooting bullets at 52.
00:16:04 I'm out.
00:16:34 I fell asleep on your bed.
00:16:37 How long was I asleep?
00:16:42 Uh ..
00:16:46 You must've been tired.
00:16:53 I've got your receipt here
00:16:56 You just need to tell me
00:16:59 Wait a minute ...
00:17:00 I had this fucked up dream ...
00:17:03 I was in a cave and my hair
00:17:07 and then ...
00:17:08 my swim coach was um ...
00:17:14 And then ... we went to ...
00:17:20 No.
00:17:24 Oh, you were in my dream.
00:17:26 Do you ever incorporate things
00:17:29 I was out of it.
00:17:35 Umm .. delivery...
00:17:37 No, you were on the phone
00:17:44 In the process of adopting
00:17:49 Did you give me this?
00:17:53 Wow, that's amazing.
00:17:55 Well, it was right there on the bed ...
00:17:56 No, I meant the baby.
00:17:57 Oh, I don't have the baby yet
00:18:04 Yeah, you've to go through
00:18:09 And there are a few categories where I'm not
00:18:12 An ideal candidate.
00:18:14 Do you mind me asking why?
00:18:19 What would they rather have?
00:18:23 Are you gonna raise this kid?
00:18:25 That's the idea,
00:18:28 So, how long have you
00:18:32 Pretty much my whole life.
00:18:38 So it's been a weird obsession.
00:18:41 Sorry I keep asking questions.
00:18:42 No, it's ok,
00:18:48 So do you actually deliver it?
00:18:53 The bed?
00:18:54 Oh no, the guys do it.
00:18:58 Ok, well,
00:19:02 I guess I'll just come in tomorrow and ...
00:19:08 See what my dad wants.
00:19:12 Yeah sure, you just have to sign here
00:19:21 I'm Brian, by the way.
00:19:24 My name's Harriet,
00:19:28 It's a nice name.
00:19:29 Which one?
00:19:31 I like it.
00:19:45 Yes, so uh ..
00:19:47 I'll talk to you tomorrow?
00:19:54 Yeah, I'm a hooker.
00:19:55 I thought so.
00:19:58 I work for my sister, sort of.
00:20:05 I gotta go.
00:20:09 Thanks for letting me sleep here.
00:20:12 Sure.
00:20:16 Anytime, uh ..
00:20:26 Yeah, that's looking good.
00:20:29 Is it?
00:20:30 Hell yeah.
00:20:34 Had a white stepfather had to deal with
00:20:39 She looked like a dog
00:20:42 White people just don't know how difficult
00:20:48 Wassup dude not much.
00:20:52 Y'know Kevin.
00:20:57 "What's up dude?" is the question.
00:20:59 "Not much" is the answer
00:21:04 Listen dudes, I need someone to help me
00:21:08 For that guy with the fag friend
00:21:13 I'm sorry, homosexual.
00:21:16 Where's Plume?
00:21:17 Well he called in sick dude.
00:21:20 Parts and he's like honking his guts out.
00:21:25 Well get on Kumalo.
00:21:28 I'll do it.
00:21:29 Sweet.
00:21:30 I'll call in a temp.
00:21:33 Route 212, 93. Busca el 2903.
00:21:36 Right here.
00:21:39 Ok.
00:21:41 Sweet.
00:22:05 Happy!
00:22:06 What?!
00:22:07 The door!
00:22:21 Yeah?
00:22:25 Ok.
00:22:29 Put some clothes on for God's sake.
00:22:49 Hello?
00:22:52 We're delivering the mattress.
00:22:54 I'm lying on the kitchen floor.
00:22:56 Now that we both know what we're doing,
00:23:10 Where can we set this up?
00:23:12 How about the bedroom area?
00:23:15 Right.
00:23:18 Happy!!!
00:23:23 Hi.
00:23:26 The delivery guy got sick.
00:23:28 Oh, ok, I'll show you.
00:23:42 Wassup dude not much.
00:23:48 Kevin!
00:23:49 Coming.
00:23:55 So, um, just, right there.
00:24:01 Happy.
00:24:03 Happy!!
00:24:05 What? Coming.
00:24:15 I'm going to the back doctor today.
00:24:18 I need you to drive me.
00:24:20 No way.
00:24:22 I'll give you $1000
00:24:25 Dad, I can't.
00:24:26 Get that kid to do it.
00:24:29 Who? Brian?
00:24:31 Well we just can't ask him to do stuffs like that.
00:24:44 Hey, I've kinda a weird question for you.
00:24:46 What is it?
00:24:48 Will you drive my dad
00:24:55 I can't drive in New York City.
00:24:59 A cab?
00:25:01 He doesn't ride in cabs.
00:25:06 Well, yes ...
00:25:07 He'll pay you ...
00:25:14 I really appreciate you doing this
00:25:18 Oh well.
00:25:21 Brian, I'm totally serious when I say she may've
00:25:30 Ooh, somebody got all glossied up.
00:25:41 You play tennis, Brian?
00:25:43 I've played, not much.
00:25:47 They clocked it.
00:25:52 The doctor will meet you in Room 1.
00:25:56 Come on in now.
00:26:28 Thanks.
00:26:34 Structurally, there are no abnormalities.
00:26:37 This has to do with your musculature and your ligaments
00:26:41 What about ruptured discs?
00:26:44 That is bullshit. All that shit is
00:26:48 Back disorders, duodenal ulcers,
00:26:51 Attributed to middle-aged men today.
00:26:55 Stress, Al.
00:26:56 Tension.
00:26:58 Weariness, that's what causes
00:27:01 Let me show you something.
00:27:09 A little pressure.
00:27:10 Look at that energy pattern.
00:27:12 You look at it.
00:27:14 But I'm not fucking stressed.
00:27:17 What are you reading?
00:27:20 It's an article about a Tibetan
00:27:25 Monks in Arizona.
00:27:27 Says they got in a fight with five advertising
00:27:37 What are you reading?
00:27:41 Uhm ... mostly just ads.
00:27:45 This one's for ... a ..
00:27:47 Meditation cushion ...
00:27:52 And it costs $249
00:27:57 It's a cushion?
00:28:02 Yeah, it's mostly just a pillow that
00:28:08 Seems like a lot.
00:28:21 Do you have any interest in
00:28:28 Yeah.
00:28:34 Now.
00:29:10 I need to schedule another appointment, Linda.
00:29:12 How was your visit, Mr. Lolly?
00:29:14 A waste of money.
00:29:15 How about Thursday the 23rd?
00:29:17 Nope.
00:29:19 Yup.
00:29:20 No.
00:29:23 Yup.
00:29:31 Smells like a wharf nut in here.
00:29:34 What?
00:29:35 You heard me.
00:29:39 That's weird.
00:29:43 Hey, how was the doctor, dad?
00:29:45 Yup, good enough quack.
00:29:52 Did you know I had brain cancer once, Brian?
00:29:55 No.
00:29:58 Yup, huge tumour on the
00:30:02 But you're ok now.
00:30:04 Yup. 100% holistic.
00:30:10 What did you do?
00:30:11 I mapped the pathology of the cancer with my mind.
00:30:19 Yup.
00:30:21 Again with meditation.
00:30:23 I pushed it down to the fatty tissue
00:30:27 2 months.
00:30:28 Then I moved it down to my nasal cavity stream.
00:30:32 Then ...
00:30:41 About the size of a squash ball,
00:30:44 Do you play squash, Brian?
00:30:45 Yeah, I've played some squash.
00:30:47 I was the No. 2 at Yale
00:30:50 Dad.
00:30:52 Uh. Pakistani.
00:31:14 Hey Brian
00:31:15 It's Missy.
00:31:22 She wants you.
00:31:26 What's up in the rat world?
00:31:28 Oh ... depression, sleep deprivation,
00:31:35 What the fuck is that?
00:31:38 This, is a sports drink.
00:31:40 I'm hungover.
00:31:44 How you doin' man? -
00:31:46 I got a problem.
00:31:48 Yeah? What's going on?
00:31:52 I had sex with this girl in the back
00:31:59 Is it a sting when you pee
00:32:01 No.
00:32:03 Expound.
00:32:06 Well ...
00:32:11 Mmm ... well now there are 2 possible
00:32:14 You either wanna bang it home again
00:32:19 Which is it?
00:32:24 Bang it home?
00:32:27 Why are you saying it
00:32:30 Bang it home.
00:32:32 Yeah. There you go.
00:32:36 Good job.
00:32:39 Who is this girl?
00:32:41 She came into the store the other day,
00:32:45 God bless capitalism.
00:32:47 So when's the next bang-bang gonna happen?
00:32:50 I don't know.
00:32:51 You like her?
00:32:54 I don't know.
00:32:57 You think it's possible that the rat
00:33:00 And taking a little break?
00:33:03 Unlikely.
00:33:05 These calculations are based
00:33:08 The same rat that stopped swimming again and again
00:33:14 How's the mattress business?
00:33:17 I should get there.
00:33:20 Hey you ...
00:33:23 Can't. Scared.
00:33:26 Good luck.
00:33:29 Hey, you gotta swim
00:33:33 That's reality.
00:33:36 I will.
00:33:51 What's our first meal?
00:33:53 Ah, c'mon,
00:33:55 Nah, it's better on an empty stomach.
00:33:58 It's true.
00:33:59 Crock. It's not. Yeah well I'm hungry
00:34:02 No, I'm alright.
00:34:04 Excuse me, shaman.
00:34:11 Dad, you need some help?
00:34:13 Nope, I've got it.
00:34:14 When are the shrooms ready?
00:34:16 Oh no no no ...
00:34:21 Talked to a local, he said there were alot
00:34:27 And black trumpets south side of Temper
00:34:31 You bringing that?
00:34:32 Yup.
00:34:36 Might be some pheasant.
00:34:38 That's tradition. He brings a gun
00:34:42 He throws up.
00:34:44 Thanks dad.
00:34:46 Sometimes ... it takes mushrooms
00:34:53 Prepare your pouches
00:35:18 Well, my hand is starting to look a bit
00:35:26 So I think it's time to pack our stuffs.
00:36:40 Any news from China?
00:36:42 Uhm, not really.
00:36:44 Same stuff, I'm on the list ...
00:36:46 A couple of years ...
00:36:50 Yeah, well, listen,
00:36:54 Very powerful businessman,
00:36:57 Right here in the States
00:36:59 Owns an airline company, tobacco interests,
00:37:06 And uh, he might, he might
00:37:10 Well, I think he's Korean, dad
00:37:15 Yes, yes ...
00:37:21 Of no help to you.
00:37:24 Yeah, well ...
00:37:26 I hope it happens.
00:37:28 Be nice to have some
00:37:32 Hope you get the kid, yea.
00:37:34 I think you'd be great at it.
00:37:36 You think so?
00:37:39 You got what it takes
00:37:41 What does it take?
00:37:45 Well ...
00:37:47 I haven't the foggiest idea,
00:37:54 Listen ...
00:37:56 Here we are, walking together
00:38:01 And if you can aspire
00:38:09 After they've made it as far
00:38:14 I think you've done the right thing.
00:38:17 That makes sense.
00:38:20 It makes sense.
00:38:22 Not really.
00:38:24 But ...
00:38:28 I think you understand me ...
00:38:32 I do.
00:38:36 Dad!
00:38:37 What the fuck?!
00:38:38 Dad.
00:38:39 Where the fuck did it come from?
00:38:40 Are you alright?
00:38:42 Yeah yeah, I'm the war generation
00:38:45 When we hear shots,
00:38:47 You guys are running
00:38:49 You sure you're okay?
00:38:52 Looks like a tiny calibre bullet.
00:38:53 Looks like a .22.
00:38:55 Some hunter probably shot one
00:38:58 Yeah, what's he hunting?
00:39:00 He has a point.
00:39:03 There's 2 ways we can go here
00:39:07 Or we can make our way back.
00:39:08 Oysters.
00:39:10 Huh ...
00:39:14 Look at those beauties.
00:39:17 Hey, what we gonna do about
00:39:19 Nothing, nothing.
00:39:21 We got our mushrooms, go back to our cabins
00:39:25 Then later, I'll take our bounty after hours,
00:39:31 And have them cook us
00:39:39 Ah, Bonjour mes amis.
00:39:53 Uh, you need any help?
00:40:01 Brian, come to the kitchen.
00:40:05 I'd love to help.
00:40:06 What's he sayin'?
00:40:08 I'm going to help Jacques with the dinner
00:40:13 What, everybody speaks French but me?
00:40:29 Jacques,
00:40:30 Ahh, I get carried away sometimes.
00:40:35 Whatever that boy wants,
00:40:38 And you've got 15 years on both of ya.
00:40:43 You forget what you were like
00:40:47 I was finishing my residency
00:40:49 Yeah, I was in Russia
00:40:51 Yup, you look good.
00:40:55 Stronger than I have ever seen you.
00:40:59 uh ..."pizza".
00:41:02 Uh, you mean piss-ant?
00:41:06 Yeah yeah "piss-ant".
00:41:09 Thanks.
00:41:13 Well, that's for you Jacques, thanks for the hospitality
00:41:17 Thank you for the champignon
00:41:22 So, how will you get home?
00:41:24 Brian.
00:41:25 I've got it.
00:41:26 Are you okay to drive?
00:41:28 No.
00:41:28 I just don't drink 3 bottles of wine
00:41:37 Jacques, you fabulous Frenchman!
00:41:41 Thank you for suffering us.
00:41:43 Been my pleasure.
00:41:48 Merci monsieur
00:41:51 You crazy Americans.
00:41:59 That means wait.
00:42:00 Thanks dad.
00:42:02 Langostas. You put them in the pot
00:42:09 Watch your step.
00:42:15 Lobsters, lobsters, lobsters,
00:42:33 Ohh ... Aww,
00:43:28 Whoa whoa whoa ... jailbreak huh?
00:43:35 Is this a rueful act or a mistake?
00:43:40 No!
00:43:44 I got a leg cramp.
00:43:46 I see.
00:44:06 What are you doing here?
00:44:07 Does it matter.
00:44:10 I'm with my Japanese guys doing business.
00:44:14 Yes.
00:44:16 Listen, I was talking to the big guy, Kanagae
00:44:23 With some Chinese diplomats.
00:44:25 What are you talking about?
00:44:27 Come over here.
00:44:35 Ohh, my ass is in love with this bed.
00:44:39 Yeah, good.
00:44:42 Anyway, so I talked to this guy Kanagae,
00:44:48 Yeah, they're customers.
00:44:50 They're good?
00:44:51 They're cool.
00:44:56 He thinks he can get a healthy Chinese baby
00:45:01 What?
00:45:04 He's got these kind of connections.
00:45:08 Really?
00:45:12 The black market?
00:45:14 It sounds kinda shady.
00:45:17 Does it?
00:45:20 Right.
00:45:25 Ok.
00:45:28 My little contribution, but um ...
00:45:31 Parallel paths we pursue that way that's not working
00:45:40 Ok.
00:45:41 Hey, you mind if I crash here
00:45:44 Knock yourself out.
00:45:45 Ohh, gotta love this fucking bed
00:45:49 Hey Bri, you got laid recently
00:45:51 And don't fucking lie to me either.
00:45:59 Hi.
00:46:00 I'm here to see Harriet Lolly?
00:46:02 Happy?
00:46:04 Have a seat on the couch, make yourself comfortable.
00:46:10 Just over there.
00:46:15 Uh, Happy, you have a visitor.
00:46:19 Dude ... sir, what's your name?
00:46:23 Brian, you heard it.
00:46:27 She'll be right out.
00:46:29 You're welcome.
00:46:58 Hi ... what are you doing here?
00:47:01 Wow, nobody honours that system.
00:47:03 So old-fashioned.
00:47:06 Well, that's how I roll.
00:47:09 Are you really busy? Right now? I could come back ...
00:47:14 I barely have a job,
00:47:17 Sure.
00:47:18 It's really fascinating.
00:47:25 We're gonna have to lay low because my sister's
00:47:31 Oh, I'm sorry ...
00:47:45 Why don't we do it like
00:47:47 Hey Hap.
00:47:50 This is my friend Brian.
00:47:52 Hey dude.
00:47:53 You look like her old boyfriend
00:47:56 Totally.
00:47:58 How do you guys know each other?
00:48:00 Uhm, Brian sold my father
00:48:03 Oh, you work in the mattress store?
00:48:05 Hey, you get me a good deal?
00:48:06 Probably not.
00:48:08 Your shoulder's a lil tight.
00:48:11 Fuck!
00:48:14 I gotta jack.
00:48:17 Oh, here's my sister.
00:48:19 Hi.
00:48:20 I'm Melanie Lolly.
00:48:26 I look like a fucking' mannequin
00:48:29 No, absolutely not.
00:48:30 Melanie sort of hosts the show.
00:48:32 Congratulations.
00:48:34 If I look like a massive wall of grey
00:48:36 I do?
00:48:41 Thank you.
00:48:45 Uh, what is that?
00:48:47 Press the button.
00:48:55 We sold like,
00:49:00 That's a uh ...
00:49:01 Combination rape whistle, pepper spray
00:49:06 Yeah, you laughed
00:49:09 She peppered a drunk guy in the valet line
00:49:12 He was an old perv.
00:49:14 So do I look huge?
00:49:16 No, shut up.
00:49:20 ... Wait I'm not saying that this doesn't make
00:49:24 Well, this has been interesting.
00:49:38 So, do you want to do something later?
00:49:43 Sure.
00:49:46 I'm having dinner with my dad
00:49:53 Please?
00:49:56 Ok.
00:49:58 Do I have to get dressed up?
00:50:01 Kinda.
00:50:03 Ok.
00:50:06 I should check with work, though.
00:50:09 Oh, are you open at night?
00:50:13 Right
00:50:16 It's called the Bobcat ...
00:50:18 It's on 62nd Street,
00:50:25 You've got 2 hours and 45 minutes
00:50:55 Sorry, I got a little lost.
00:50:58 Yeah, city's laid out in a perfect grid
00:51:03 Hi, I'm Brian.
00:51:05 Ducky.
00:51:06 Brian, this is Ducky Settinstall.
00:51:09 He's recently started
00:51:11 Albert.
00:51:14 Am I incorrect? Please tell me if I'm being incorrect.
00:51:18 Bobby, another bottle of Merlot please.
00:51:22 Brian, am I correct?
00:51:25 Well, no.
00:51:27 It's just been
00:51:32 So if we do it again
00:51:34 Then I think you could call it
00:51:36 Fantastic.
00:51:38 And how's the adoption going?
00:51:41 A kid from China.
00:51:42 Oh, so you would like ...
00:51:45 You've got fertile soil
00:51:48 Are you not planning on sticking around,
00:51:51 Dad?
00:51:54 Why do you think you and Ducky
00:51:58 Is it because she works for you?
00:52:01 So you just have
00:52:04 I think I'll have the lamb ...
00:52:07 ... and a free sal salad ...
00:52:10 I think I'll have the clams.
00:52:15 So ... seriously,
00:52:18 Suppose this Chinese baby plan works
00:52:21 And you get the kid,
00:52:24 Who's the mother?
00:52:27 What happens when the kid
00:52:30 I'm asking the tough questions.
00:52:33 The long term finance structure?
00:52:35 Yeah, I assume you make peanuts
00:52:39 On a meagre salary?
00:52:42 Well, I guess we'll just
00:52:45 They don't eat a lot in China anyway,
00:52:50 It'll be some cost-cutting measures
00:52:56 You won't be laughing
00:53:00 And she wants a horsie
00:53:04 What's a Countach?
00:53:05 It's ... it's a Lamborghini.
00:53:09 Well, it sounds totally preposterous
00:53:14 No wife,
00:53:16 But I admire it.
00:53:19 I admire the hell out of it.
00:53:21 How old are you
00:53:23 I'm going to be 29.
00:53:25 Christ to a cracker!
00:53:27 You speak Chinese?
00:53:32 I speak a little Mandarin, pretty fluent Thai but
00:53:44 How much do you make in the job?
00:53:48 Well, it's a commission-based thing so,
00:53:52 Believe it or not,
00:53:55 Now pipe down.
00:53:58 I generally sell 5 beds a month,
00:54:02 Of the pre-tax sales.
00:54:04 You make $700 every month?
00:54:05 Yes.
00:54:08 You like Harriet?
00:54:10 She's had a tough go-over. You mess her up,
00:54:15 Yes.
00:54:19 Let's go girls. C'mon up ...
00:54:23 Goodnight Brian.
00:54:33 Dad, I think I'm gonna
00:54:36 Not this late at night you're not.
00:54:38 It's only 9:30.
00:54:40 Suit yourself.
00:54:41 Take the avenues, no sidestreets.
00:54:45 What's this?
00:54:46 It's a switchblade.
00:54:50 Bye daddy.
00:54:52 Goodnight darling.
00:55:01 Hey Larry.
00:55:02 Whoa, what up ...
00:55:04 I was in the neighbourhood
00:55:07 This is Harriet ...
00:55:09 Oh ...
00:55:15 How are ya?
00:55:16 Larry.
00:55:19 Nice to meet you.
00:55:25 So, what are you up to?
00:55:28 Oh, me, I'm just having some dinner
00:55:33 You, uh, you want some?
00:55:35 Is that purple vodka?
00:55:37 Yeah, just put a little
00:55:41 I'll have some.
00:55:45 Uh ... sure, I guess.
00:55:49 Let's do this.
00:55:56 You guys want a little bit
00:55:58 No.
00:55:59 There you go. One for you.
00:56:05 One for me.
00:56:09 Hey, uh,
00:56:15 Yeah, sure.
00:56:17 Absolutely.
00:56:23 Thanks.
00:56:27 Bye Larry.
00:56:37 So what are we doing here?
00:56:39 We swim.
00:56:47 In the nude, I presume?
00:56:49 Well, pretty much.
00:56:56 Let's go up here.
00:57:03 Effectively combines
00:57:07 The dark, heights,
00:57:55 What if I'm scared?
00:57:58 You're not.
00:58:00 Yes I am ...
00:58:02 Well, I did it.
00:58:05 Good for you.
00:58:07 Am I a virgin ...
00:58:10 Being thrown into the snakepit?
00:58:14 I think we both know
00:58:33 Can we have sex over there?
00:58:37 Do you want me to go ask
00:58:50 Sweden have a quarter of the available light
00:58:54 And?
00:58:55 And what does less light mean?
00:58:59 Yes, but more importantly
00:59:02 These motherfuckers know how to
00:59:05 Me, I sleep like the dead anyway
00:59:09 They outsleep everybody, but ...
00:59:12 They are some depressed,
00:59:17 Where is that, Iceland?
00:59:23 Can you hold on one second?
00:59:27 Brian?
00:59:29 Kenyatta called.
00:59:34 This is Kenyatta.
00:59:39 Hey Brian.
00:59:41 What's up man?
00:59:42 You called me.
00:59:44 Mmm no ... you called me
00:59:49 Shit! You're right!
00:59:54 So so, listen man ...
00:59:57 You are going to go to Hong Kong
01:00:02 We have an international sister agency,
01:00:09 I just wanna say, congratu-fuckin-lations man,
01:00:13 Thanks.
01:00:16 I'll probably have you come in and take care
01:00:23 Thank you.
01:00:27 Laters.
01:00:38 As I suspected gents
01:00:42 No go. I'll call it off.
01:00:44 I appreciate the effort though. I owe you all
01:00:50 Weathersby, how come you've never had a wife?
01:00:55 Just why,
01:00:58 Well, you guys
01:01:00 Yes.
01:01:01 Look where it got you,
01:01:17 Why have you
01:01:19 It's ok to not be married.
01:01:21 Yes, it is.
01:01:26 I was close once.
01:01:29 What happened?
01:01:31 We split, she married a college professor
01:01:37 What does it feel to study?
01:01:39 Asian studies.
01:01:42 Well, looks like
01:01:45 Oh yeah,
01:01:49 Fuck you,
01:01:51 Douchebag, Nagata.
01:01:54 Goddamn, if you don't try
01:01:58 Asshole.
01:02:00 Honey, you may wanna work the balls a little bit
01:02:04 You want some goat stew?
01:02:06 You made that?
01:02:07 Hell, no.
01:02:09 West Indian girl I know
01:02:12 It's damn good too.
01:02:22 That's your girl?
01:02:26 Mmm mm .. body's tight ...
01:02:32 Hi
01:02:35 You're Roger.
01:02:39 You fine-looking thing you. You want some goat stew?
01:02:45 Be right back.
01:02:52 So what's the big news?
01:02:56 Shall we get a cup of coffee
01:03:00 I don't know ... depends on how serious
01:03:04 Not serious.
01:03:09 Here you go.
01:03:16 Smells good. I'll leave you two
01:03:26 Or we can do it here.
01:03:28 You're making me nervous.
01:03:31 No, don't be.
01:03:41 How's your soup?
01:03:45 A little ...
01:03:48 Ligamenty ...
01:03:50 Well, you don't have to eat it if you uh ...
01:03:55 So what is it?
01:03:58 I got the baby.
01:04:04 The baby, the baby?
01:04:08 I made the list.
01:04:13 And bring it back here.
01:04:20 Wow ... that's so great.
01:04:26 Yeah, I know, it's crazy.
01:04:32 For a long time ...
01:04:36 Hold this for one sec cause I just ...
01:04:43 Yeah sure, it's right over there.
01:05:35 I'm so sorry I just run over that
01:05:39 Like what?
01:05:44 I could come with you, this place is ...
01:05:48 It's for my ...
01:05:55 Yeah, so I have to go,
01:06:00 Congratulations!
01:06:02 Thanks. My family's having a dinner
01:06:07 Can you come?
01:06:09 You could bring your dad if you want.
01:06:33 Mom?
01:06:37 It's Harriet.
01:06:44 I'm okay.
01:06:49 Thanks. Uhm ...
01:06:54 Oh, you gotta get out here and see me.
01:06:59 Yup, where are you, exactly?
01:07:06 I thought it's Naples, Florida, 809?
01:07:14 The uh,
01:07:20 When did you move out there?
01:07:27 And Paul's car show.
01:07:29 Is Paul the new boyfriend?
01:07:36 Great. What does he do?
01:07:47 What are you up to?
01:07:54 And we're just doing what we do.
01:08:04 Uhm, maybe, yeah it's ... it's tough.
01:08:13 Well, I don't know
01:08:16 Well sort of a general question, mom.
01:08:20 Y'know I still get these alumni newsletters
01:08:24 Do you want me to hold on to them,
01:08:29 No, it's okay.
01:08:33 Anyways, can I just ask you this thing?
01:08:45 I'm seeing this guy
01:08:51 Anyways I was with him ...
01:08:58 Went to the bathroom and I threw up everywhere.
01:09:02 No, I'm not ... I'm not ill.
01:09:08 I just wondered if you had
01:09:14 Honey, you probably got a microbial virus or some type
01:09:23 No mom, I didn't eat from a deli.
01:09:31 You plan a trip, you come up and see me.
01:09:39 And read you a book.
01:09:46 Down. Come down and see you.
01:09:49 Will you say hello to your father for me?
01:09:55 Alright, beautiful.
01:10:04 I haven't been in an office
01:10:07 This is different?
01:10:10 These are them.
01:10:14 ... These aren't offices. Where do you
01:10:23 So sorry to keep you guys waiting
01:10:26 Kirby Weathersby.
01:10:28 Your son has been very diligent about this
01:10:33 Oh yeah he's been talkin' bout it his whole life
01:10:37 For his 8th birthday,
01:10:40 Chrome mongoose. He ran to his room crying,
01:10:53 Well, let's get down to some specifics, shall we?.
01:10:58 I'll take a bourbon.
01:10:59 Dad? They don't do that.
01:11:05 Oh, great.
01:11:09 So, uhm, thanks for coming in.
01:11:14 Brian ... and
01:11:17 Kirby, please.
01:11:20 Kirby, your wife and two boys, John and James,
01:11:28 Ok, great. Just sign here and here Ok,
01:11:34 Thanks.
01:11:36 So Brian, looks like you'll be headed over to Hong Kong
01:11:43 And then you'll be returning here
01:11:48 This is terrific.
01:11:49 Brian, let's go celebrate.
01:11:55 Uh y'know I would love to
01:11:59 Here's what you do, tell your girl to hold all
01:12:04 Well, I don't have a girl, Kirby.
01:12:07 Who makes your appointments?
01:12:11 I do.
01:12:13 You do?
01:12:19 Harriet.
01:12:23 Hey dad, this is Octavio,
01:12:27 Not on my account he won't.
01:12:33 Take care Octavio.
01:12:42 Don't.
01:12:48 So.
01:12:50 I'm going to cooking school. In France.
01:12:55 I just signed up online.
01:12:59 Why not take on another career?
01:13:03 Dad?
01:13:07 Well, I'm sorry, but chef school ... but I've never
01:13:13 Y'know what,
01:13:15 I'll give you whatever you need.
01:13:19 Ok, thank you.
01:13:22 Sure this isn't
01:13:25 Like what?
01:13:27 Like uh ... like your friend.
01:13:34 Did he hurt you?
01:13:38 No.
01:13:41 He told me he loved me.
01:13:44 Yes ... sort of.
01:13:50 But now, I'm gonna y'know commit myself
01:13:56 Well, it's a swift change,
01:14:03 Some of the most important decisions we make in life
01:14:10 It's your life.
01:14:19 He's asleep?
01:14:28 Well, should we get out of here?
01:14:30 Y' think she might show up for some dessert?
01:14:35 Oh yeah,
01:14:39 I'm sure she got tied up
01:14:44 Just make sure she's alright.
01:14:51 Well, get him home,
01:14:56 Hey, congratulations big guy.
01:15:01 Thanks mom.
01:15:04 Go get her, sport.
01:15:10 That's gonna end poorly?
01:15:14 It's just the way I see it, mom.
01:15:16 Women, present company excluded, are liars, thieves,
01:15:21 You're a fool.
01:15:24 Roland,
01:15:30 How bout dessert?
01:15:54 ... You're crazy ...
01:16:04 Hey.
01:16:07 How are you doing?
01:16:12 I'm sorry about dinner.
01:16:16 What happened?
01:16:18 I was at work and we couldn't get
01:16:24 but then Melanie was kinda like in my ear the
01:16:34 Just kind of ...
01:16:38 Is that a lie?
01:16:44 Kind of.
01:16:52 Do you wanna come upstairs?
01:17:50 How was your dinner?
01:17:59 I'm sorry.
01:18:03 This is definitely my fault.
01:18:07 I just have so much
01:18:11 First, I wanna tell you that ...
01:18:14 I care for you.
01:18:22 Never met anyone like you.
01:18:29 Ok.
01:18:32 I'm just so fucked up.
01:18:37 I don't have a real job ...
01:18:42 Never really been in love.
01:18:46 It's just a lot.
01:18:52 You're about to have
01:18:59 I know.
01:19:03 I understand ...
01:19:07 It's disappointing, but ...
01:19:11 I guess I had to know
01:19:16 I feel like shit.
01:19:19 I am shit.
01:19:22 I'm gonna go to chef school.
01:19:29 What? I didn't know ...
01:19:40 It's gonna be a fresh start ...
01:20:06 Well, I think our work here
01:20:10 No Brian, don't go like that.
01:20:12 At least be mad at me ...
01:20:15 I'm going to go ...
01:20:18 Sorry, that would be
01:20:25 You're really enjoying your
01:20:39 I've an international power converter
01:20:46 I got it in France
01:23:11 You don't understand.
01:23:16 There's ... something going on
01:23:55 Hello ...
01:23:58 Hello?
01:24:03 Now when I get to the house,
01:24:09 What I don't understand is, how is the button
01:24:14 Name is next to the button, dad.
01:24:19 Oh oh ok ... and the porter will clear it?
01:24:23 No porter? what d'ya mean, you mean no one?
01:24:28 Who does your shoes? Who take care of deliveries?
01:24:35 Ok? You'll figure it out when you get here?
01:24:41 How do ya shut this off?
01:24:43 Uhmm ... right there.
01:24:48 Thanks for the cellphone.
01:25:15 Hi.
01:25:20 I thought you'd already gone.
01:25:22 My plane is supposed to leave tomorrow, but I thought
01:25:33 What happened to your face?
01:25:35 Uh ... a pickup game.
01:25:38 Yeah, some fratboys.
01:25:42 Well, are you having a party?
01:25:45 My folks are coming by and
01:25:50 Oh, God ...
01:25:56 Maybe I should leave.
01:26:09 Oh!
01:26:15 I thought you had to go to China.
01:26:18 Uh, no, the agency called, this couple
01:26:26 So,
01:26:30 Went out there last week, and we're
01:26:39 This is May.
01:26:42 No, but I like it.
01:26:45 Me too.
01:26:48 Yeah, I think so too.
01:26:54 Let me get that thing.
01:27:06 Oh, the door?
01:27:15 Stay there.
01:27:20 Uh, think this is it.
01:27:23 Should work in all of Europe.
01:27:26 Brian, I wanted to talk to you
01:27:29 Well, my entire family is bout to walk thru the door.
01:27:33 For acting out the other night and I'm really sorry
01:27:37 Alright, let's have a little look
01:27:40 Samurai's Japanese, dad.
01:27:45 Oh my God!
01:27:48 She is the most darling thing I've ever seen.
01:27:54 Oh thank you. Barbara, we gotta apply
01:27:59 You did it!
01:28:05 This is not just champagne.
01:28:10 This is ...
01:28:13 Oh I thought you were goin' off to become a chef, Happy.
01:28:19 I signed up for a cooking school
01:28:24 It doesn't exist because it dissolved in 2004
01:28:31 I see ...
01:28:35 Marvelous! That's fantastic, because we need
01:28:41 Because frankly, Barbara don't get ya nose outta the joint,
01:28:49 John Weathersby.
01:28:51 Nice to meet you.
01:28:54 A toast, Brian?
01:28:56 Why don't you do it Grandpa? You're good at it.
01:29:02 I'm James.
01:29:07 Since brevity is the soul of wit
01:29:10 And tediousness its limbs
01:29:14 Therefore, I shall be brief.
01:29:17 Twait.
01:29:21 May ...
01:29:28 Welcome, little May ...
01:29:36 You're in good kind hands.
01:29:42 And I'll be at every one of them! Salud!
01:29:51 Brian, have you got any beer in the fridge?
01:29:57 Happy darling, would you like to come and ...
01:30:04 There's a deli ... two blocks that way
01:30:09 Happy, I don't drink beer.
01:30:25 It's okay dear.
01:30:28 Don't be sorry.
01:30:35 I really wanted to come to the dinner.
01:30:42 I called my mother the other day.
01:30:47 She didn't know
01:30:52 She doesn't call me on my birthday
01:30:58 When is your birthday?
01:31:01 Uh ...
01:31:06 I was half a geezer,
01:31:12 He's been sweet
01:31:15 But he never had the family
01:31:19 Everyone thought that we were
01:31:23 He told his teacher once his real parents'd died in
01:31:31 He did?
01:31:35 Well, he was confused I guess.
01:31:41 It wasn't disloyal, he was just trying to make
01:31:50 But nothing's normal.
01:31:54 You guys seem pretty normal.
01:31:57 We're not.
01:32:02 I'm just afraid that I fucked
01:32:06 Nothing's fucked up.
01:32:15 Thank you.
01:32:19 You're welcome.
01:32:24 This could use a wall light
01:32:27 The pipe looks strong enough, the rope looks
01:32:32 Welcome back girls.
01:32:36 Now, Happy ...
01:32:38 For your benefit,
01:32:41 For the kids when they were born I would
01:32:48 Fill it with bitter honey.
01:32:51 John, uh, had Stalin.
01:32:53 James had Mussolini,
01:32:56 And Brian, had Pol Pot.
01:33:01 And this is
01:33:06 Let's whack him. Now Happy, since May
01:33:15 She would want you to be the proxy whacker. Ok?
01:33:20 Blindfold her please.
01:33:29 Uhm Happy, you won't be able to break it
01:33:36 Put a start on it because of its
01:33:48 Over here.
01:33:50 Attagirl. Straight.
01:34:06 Here here, gimme that baby.
01:34:11 Brian, there's a deuce loose in the caboose
01:34:26 Champagne, cocktails, drinks ... c'mon everyone