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00:01:28 ( sighs )
00:01:36 So did you like
00:01:38 I think the movie was good.
00:01:41 It was very
00:01:43 What about you?
00:01:44 I liked it.
00:01:45 It wasn't
00:01:47 Too many people
00:01:50 in this movie theater.
00:01:51 Yeah?
00:01:54 I don't do very well in--
00:01:56 ( laughs )
00:02:01 It was great,
00:02:03 very well done,
00:02:05 And the way he
00:02:08 the different steps that
00:02:12 that's what's
00:02:14 It's a documentary
00:02:16 I thought it wasn't
00:02:18 They kept saying,
00:02:22 And they did.
00:02:25 Yeah, it was good.
00:02:27 Would you
00:02:29 Yeah.
00:02:31 Sorry to interrupt.
00:02:34 - Yes.
00:02:36 Can--?
00:02:39 - red is good for you?
00:02:41 Can we get
00:02:43 The first time he asked
00:02:46 The second time--
00:02:50 And now,
00:02:54 he's asking
00:02:59 And he's a friend.
00:03:00 And, you know,
00:03:03 But it's a lot of money
00:03:06 And it never ends.
00:03:10 So what do I do?
00:03:12 What would you do?
00:03:13 It sounds like he's
00:03:33 It's good
00:03:35 It's always good
00:03:41 Thank you.
00:03:48 Come here.
00:04:05 MAN:
00:04:07 Get 'em.
00:04:08 Good.
00:04:11 18, 17.
00:04:13 16, 15, 14...
00:04:17 Two.
00:04:19 Good stall here.
00:04:21 Beautiful, Zizzo.
00:04:23 Attaboy.
00:04:26 Ow.
00:04:28 - I'm just kidding.
00:04:30 - All right.
00:04:32 - My Wheaties?
00:04:34 I had my muscle milk this morning,
00:04:36 So what's going down?
00:04:39 You want to hear everything
00:04:41 Let's start at two or three
00:04:44 Let me ask you
00:04:47 Yeah.
00:04:48 What are you doing
00:04:50 What am I doing
00:04:52 No, the other trainer
00:04:54 - I don't know. I don't know.
00:06:14 MAN:
00:06:17 Do you know
00:06:19 I'll just have whatever you're having.
00:06:22 What about the bailout?
00:06:25 That's not
00:06:28 You need more money
00:06:30 a lot more money than
00:06:35 It's just
00:06:39 So I don't know
00:06:45 I think it's better
00:06:50 that's what I do anyway,
00:06:53 No it's not.
00:07:19 ( speaking French )
00:07:23 I'm out of here.
00:07:25 Thank you
00:07:27 - I hope I'll see you soon.
00:07:31 - Take care.
00:07:33 CHELSEA'S VOICE: I met with Philip
00:07:36 I wore a Michael Kors dress and shoes
00:07:40 I wore a Michael Kors
00:07:43 with La Perla lingerie
00:07:45 and diamond stud
00:07:47 We met at 7:30 at the hotel
00:07:52 He liked my dress
00:07:55 and didn't mention anything else
00:07:57 MAN:
00:07:59 It was fine.
00:08:01 you know, went back
00:08:06 But he's
00:08:09 and sometimes I just can't
00:08:14 Lucky for me, though,
00:08:17 so that helps and I
00:08:19 But it was weird
00:08:22 He didn't even stand up
00:08:26 to hug me or say goodbye
00:08:29 It was a very
00:08:33 He's never
00:08:39 CHELSEA'S VOICE:
00:08:42 Philip didn't ask
00:08:43 and had the chef serve us
00:08:45 a different wine
00:08:47 We went to the 9:40
00:08:50 at the Sunshine Cinema.
00:08:53 We went back to the hotel
00:08:57 mostly about
00:08:59 that keeps borrowing money from
00:09:02 Then we had sex for about an hour.
00:09:06 After, we talked for about 15
00:09:11 At breakfast he briefly told me
00:09:14 and said I should invest
00:09:17 He also mentioned a book about
00:09:20 He didn't make
00:09:26 Sometimes clients think
00:09:28 but at the end
00:09:30 They want what they want you to be.
00:09:33 something else.
00:09:35 Suppose I'm that rare
00:09:38 if they wanted you
00:09:40 they wouldn't be
00:09:44 I know you've been buying
00:09:47 Right.
00:09:49 You realize you're losing
00:09:52 But I'm taking it
00:09:54 I know. I hear that.
00:09:57 if you buy more sessions, obviously
00:10:00 I think our relationship is good.
00:10:03 - You do a great job.
00:10:06 You've gained
00:10:08 - You're on your way to a six-pack.
00:10:10 I don't think our relationship
00:10:13 So my suggestion is let's
00:10:16 - like 25 or 50.
00:10:19 - You did five.
00:10:22 So if you did 25 or 50, you'd be saving,
00:10:25 So you're looking
00:10:29 And I know times are a little crazy,
00:10:33 I know what I pay for five.
00:10:36 You pay $150
00:10:38 And you'll end up
00:10:40 If you end up
00:10:43 You are the beautiful,
00:10:46 Let me ask you
00:10:48 Not to pry,
00:10:51 I mean, you guys
00:10:53 Everybody's hurting right now.
00:10:55 You're gonna spend money?
00:10:57 Self-medicating.
00:10:59 Don't worry about that.
00:11:01 I'm go?
00:11:03 If I was hurting,
00:11:04 I can't afford
00:11:05 You don't have
00:11:07 I can afford for you
00:11:08 We all can afford
00:11:10 In fact, we almost can't
00:11:13 You gotta come,
00:11:15 All right, let me see
00:11:18 ( doorbell rings )
00:11:22 Hi, Chris.
00:11:25 Thank you very much.
00:11:27 Thanks.
00:11:32 I'm starving.
00:11:34 CHELSEA:
00:11:36 Work was good--
00:11:39 I trained Zizzo.
00:11:41 He was trying
00:11:44 To some crazy
00:11:46 Vegas?
00:11:49 Yeah, boys' trip
00:11:51 I told him I didn't think
00:11:55 Do you get bored of just
00:11:58 It can get tedious.
00:12:00 It can get tedious?
00:12:02 It can.
00:12:04 You really have to adapt and
00:12:07 Oh, God.
00:12:09 I mean, do you find
00:12:12 I do.
00:12:14 I think you're getting a little
00:12:16 Because the economy
00:12:19 And my business
00:12:20 I'm making 1/10 of what
00:12:23 It's just getting
00:12:25 And this is something that is
00:12:29 if I can't
00:12:31 And I've aged out
00:12:33 So I fucking show up on
00:12:38 They think I worked on
00:12:41 Did that other show
00:12:44 Yeah, it might have
00:12:46 but it's not a sure thing.
00:12:48 To maintain what
00:12:51 You don't think so?
00:12:54 I can't tell.
00:12:56 in the business
00:12:58 ( exhales )
00:13:00 Well, anyway,
00:13:02 I've been in so many
00:13:06 I definitely think relationships
00:13:09 God, totally.
00:13:11 Jesus, that's why we--
00:13:15 We're constantly exchanging
00:13:19 I mean, that's how
00:13:21 It's just so
00:13:22 the way everybody wants
00:13:25 and want
00:13:26 Sorry, my hands
00:13:29 It's okay.
00:13:32 MAN: Well, my first
00:13:35 I do like it.
00:13:37 It's just that,
00:13:40 It's a tough time for me to start
00:13:45 The economy right now
00:13:48 And we got a store
00:13:51 And we do have stuff
00:13:54 with this type
00:13:56 CHRIS:
00:13:59 MAN:
00:14:01 to Marvin, just to get
00:14:04 I'm thinking
00:14:07 But I'm thinking maybe
00:14:10 Marv, uh...
00:14:13 you know,
00:14:15 I'm definitely okay
00:14:18 because it gets a chance
00:14:20 and see how it does.
00:14:23 and I'm sure we could find a little
00:14:27 I know it's going to sell. I
00:14:29 This way
00:14:31 If it doesn't sell, then I'll
00:14:33 But I would like to have it out
00:14:36 Because that's when
00:14:39 MAN: Everyone has to
00:14:41 If we don't close
00:14:44 We have to pay
00:14:46 There's no way this deal's
00:14:50 The whole world is afraid
00:14:53 70% of all hedge funds are
00:14:55 CHELSEA: On October 25th
00:14:58 We had lunch at Nobu and
00:15:02 During lunch he talked
00:15:05 When we got back
00:15:07 he immediately
00:15:09 and ordered
00:15:13 I put on a Kiki de
00:15:16 panties and gloves.
00:15:18 The shoes
00:15:20 After he got off the phone
00:15:23 Then he asked me
00:15:27 Then he masturbated
00:15:29 He made another appointment
00:15:32 MAN: I think one element
00:15:35 is the photography.
00:15:36 You should have
00:15:39 I have pictures I can give you.
00:15:41 Are they really
00:15:44 They should look like
00:15:46 Yeah, they're
00:15:47 Yeah? Okay.
00:15:49 And we could improve the logo
00:15:53 make it look
00:15:55 Okay, I also
00:15:58 I don't know exactly
00:16:00 but I would
00:16:02 if my site would come up
00:16:05 You know, like--
00:16:09 I don't know exactly
00:16:11 But when you Google
00:16:14 It's a little tricky.
00:16:17 But one good idea is
00:16:19 in a lot of directories
00:16:21 The more links there
00:16:24 the better your rankings in
00:16:27 - You can do that?
00:16:29 Sure, sure.
00:16:32 if you want to work out a
00:16:34 How much?
00:16:36 You have to continually
00:16:38 How much would you charge
00:16:41 About 1500 bucks.
00:16:43 And how soon could you
00:16:45 I could only work
00:16:49 MAN OVER PHONE: Can we sort
00:16:52 I am not trying
00:16:56 how to run
00:16:58 I'm trying to help you
00:17:00 And I think
00:17:02 If I didn't think
00:17:04 I wouldn't have taken
00:17:07 You seem like
00:17:09 Are you familiar with
00:17:13 I'm not.
00:17:15 Okay, well, you might
00:17:19 Some of the stuff that's
00:17:22 On "The Erotic
00:17:24 I don't usually like
00:17:27 Well, let me tell you
00:17:30 about what happened
00:17:32 Tara is 20 years old,
00:17:36 just falling off the turnip
00:17:40 And when I put up
00:17:43 her rate started going up.
00:17:45 This is making you more
00:17:49 You think you know
00:17:53 but what I'm offering you
00:17:56 So...
00:18:01 So anyhow,
00:18:02 do you have to develop
00:18:06 Who does your books?
00:18:10 That's something
00:18:12 Well, I'm not gonna--
00:18:16 I do. Let's just say I have
00:18:19 I'd like to
00:18:21 MAN: I think you want
00:18:23 As a time to actually
00:18:25 Personally, my wife and I have gotten
00:18:28 We set up a 529
00:18:31 We wanted to get
00:18:34 because you don't see these levels,
00:18:39 If you sit back like
00:18:40 you're actually going
00:18:42 of what you should be doing-- investing.
00:18:46 How's your wife?
00:18:48 She's well. She's better.
00:18:50 Yeah, of course.
00:18:53 He's good too.
00:18:57 Every family right now feels stress.
00:19:00 We watch this
00:19:04 and this campaigning.
00:19:07 to wonder where
00:19:09 Definitely.
00:19:10 I think sometimes you
00:19:14 You just can't even
00:19:16 I think, more importantly, you
00:19:20 I see your ledger. I see your
00:19:24 You could possibly be the best
00:19:27 But let's not rest
00:19:32 There's more things
00:19:34 Like what?
00:19:37 It just seems like
00:19:40 A reflection point like this allows you
00:19:44 I asked you to meet with
00:19:47 I think he has
00:19:49 of what's going on
00:19:52 and could take you
00:19:55 What exactly does he want?
00:19:59 MICHAEL: What differentiates you
00:20:02 is what's gonna make these
00:20:06 So I do understand it,
00:20:08 Besides that,
00:20:11 There's so many things
00:20:13 that will allow you to
00:20:16 but you can continue
00:20:18 Here's an example--
00:20:21 some woman would want to take
00:20:26 to my boutique if they
00:20:30 If it was a sex boutique
00:20:32 that'd be a different story, but
00:20:35 I'm not trying to be
00:20:37 I'm just trying to
00:20:39 there's an opportunity lost if
00:20:43 In what other ways could
00:20:47 Well, like, you
00:20:50 We could do a movie
00:20:53 Right now
00:20:55 People are making
00:20:57 MICHAEL:
00:21:01 Tara.
00:21:02 Sugar!
00:21:04 - Darling, how are you?
00:21:05 Very well.
00:21:07 - This is Chelsea.
00:21:09 I have to get out of here.
00:21:12 - It was nice to see you.
00:21:14 We have about 20 minutes.
00:21:17 - I'd love a drink right now.
00:21:19 - So how was your flight?
00:21:21 - Where are you staying?
00:21:26 Yeah, it's really
00:21:30 Well, you know, you're
00:21:32 I'm sure there's plenty
00:21:35 - in front of you--
00:21:37 I know, but it's--
00:21:39 I don't really want
00:21:41 But it's just
00:21:43 I mean, if I--
00:21:45 You know, two holes in the ground
00:21:49 now the banks have--
00:21:51 I have a big office.
00:21:53 But that's just--
00:21:59 I don't
00:22:08 - MAN: Hi.
00:22:15 Here.
00:22:16 You can just
00:22:18 Thank you.
00:22:23 Um...
00:22:33 I haven't seen you
00:22:37 - Yeah, that's a long time, right?
00:22:40 ( sighs )
00:22:44 - It's good to see you.
00:22:49 How long have I
00:22:51 Two and a half
00:22:53 God... Two
00:23:01 - CHELSEA: It's not that long.
00:23:02 No.
00:23:07 Feels like a--
00:23:09 Doesn't feel
00:23:12 It's been fun,
00:23:14 But it feels like you're a
00:23:17 I look up and suddenly
00:23:20 I'd like
00:23:22 - Yeah?
00:23:26 ( sighs )
00:23:28 You have a lot
00:23:30 - Do I?
00:23:35 I like it,
00:23:38 Someone else
00:23:40 or did you just
00:23:41 - I did it myself.
00:23:43 This is how
00:23:45 CHELSEA'S VOICE:
00:23:48 I wore a vintage black
00:23:51 Earnest sewn jeans
00:23:53 and Pour La Victoire
00:23:55 Dan talked
00:23:57 We didn't have sex.
00:23:59 He was very upset
00:24:01 his firm lost
00:24:04 He set a date
00:24:06 MAN:
00:24:08 And they started doing
00:24:10 and they started just
00:24:12 We were totally hammered.
00:24:14 some other manager comes in
00:24:18 It was, like,
00:24:22 10 grand was
00:24:24 - Are you fucking kidding me?
00:24:25 That's a big bar bill.
00:24:28 Oh, I'm sure it was a
00:24:33 I don't even know.
00:24:36 Then it grew. And by the time
00:24:39 I think strangers were just
00:24:42 - and champagne and shit.
00:24:44 It was so fun, though.
00:24:49 She needs to get
00:24:51 what do they call those
00:24:54 She did.
00:24:57 Didn't get her
00:24:59 I don't know
00:25:01 DAVID: My buddy tried
00:25:04 He's been smoking
00:25:06 and he missed the burn and
00:25:08 He needed it.
00:25:11 Chelsea?
00:25:13 - Hi.
00:25:15 I thought
00:25:17 Hi. I'm Ken.
00:25:18 - How are you? David.
00:25:22 I'm just taking off,
00:25:27 DAVID:
00:25:29 And how's Sheila?
00:25:31 She's doing good.
00:25:34 There's always gonna be
00:25:36 No matter what's going on
00:25:39 She's doing okay,
00:25:41 even though she's a little
00:25:46 Cutbacks, recession,
00:25:49 They might lose their funding.
00:25:52 We should
00:25:54 Yeah, we should
00:25:57 I think she'd< like that again.
00:26:00 You know, there's not a lot
00:26:04 I agree.
00:26:06 A lot of people think they
00:26:11 And when they
00:26:13 they're intimidated, their
00:26:17 With you guys,
00:26:28 - Chris.
00:26:30 Nice to meet you.
00:26:33 - How're you doing?
00:26:36 CHRIS'S VOICE: Are you guys
00:26:39 From the looks of this place, it
00:26:42 You already have
00:26:44 How aggressive are you about
00:26:47 We do not want
00:26:49 But we do want
00:26:52 We want about 10 clubs
00:26:55 but we certainly don't want
00:26:58 We want to maintain a
00:27:02 So that we can cater
00:27:04 So many of the corporate
00:27:07 are very rigid
00:27:09 and that's the last thing
00:27:10 The problem is with gyms
00:27:15 a-- I have to take
00:27:17 but b-- I need the facility
00:27:19 They're with me
00:27:20 but they're in the gym
00:27:24 I'm liking, I think, that I hear that
00:27:28 Absolutely.
00:27:30 If you look at the club alone,
00:27:33 so we have to maintain
00:27:37 So if we're not getting results,
00:27:41 I was wondering
00:27:42 where I could start
00:27:44 not just doing my sessions where
00:27:47 but something where I could
00:27:50 or manage the place, and you
00:27:55 I just have to start doing
00:27:57 I've gone out and checked
00:28:02 and felt some
00:28:05 You've looked
00:28:06 After all the times
00:28:09 you've looked
00:28:10 I mean, again,
00:28:12 just to feel out what
00:28:15 And I'm here to you
00:28:16 How do you feel
00:28:19 I mean, look, I've been
00:28:21 I don't want
00:28:23 But at the same time I
00:28:27 I need to step it up. I've been
00:28:30 Right now is not
00:28:32 To start hitting people up
00:28:35 I know that.
00:28:37 But that's exactly
00:28:40 Because I don't know how much
00:28:43 Or hopefully they turn around
00:28:46 But all I do know is I've
00:28:49 to where I need a change.
00:28:51 with you guys,
00:28:53 And if it's not, I understand,
00:28:56 You're talking about
00:28:58 taking a piece of the profits,
00:29:01 I've been trying for weeks just
00:29:04 And you can't even pass
00:29:08 I got to be honest with you, Bill,
00:29:12 I mean, I love the gym.
00:29:15 But if I have
00:29:18 to be on the team,
00:29:20 That's what I mean--
00:29:22 I don't see you
00:29:24 I don't get that
00:29:26 I get you're more of an outsider,
00:29:28 fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants
00:29:41 - Hi, how can I help you?
00:29:45 Cheapest prepaid?
00:29:52 This is $110. You get 200 minutes
00:29:56 $110 and I only get
00:29:58 - Yeah.
00:30:01 No, our cost is $95.
00:30:03 Then I'll take $95,
00:30:06 No, I can give you
00:30:08 Okay, that's fine.
00:30:12 Hi, David.
00:30:14 Hi. You're real.
00:30:18 ( chuckles ) So I checked
00:30:22 and I see
00:30:24 and your company is in L.A.
00:30:28 Yeah, I live in L.A.
00:30:30 Do you travel a lot?
00:30:33 I do, you know,
00:30:35 I just go wherever
00:30:38 I'm in New York,
00:30:40 What kind of writer
00:30:42 Screenwriter.
00:30:47 So what are you
00:30:50 Do you have anything
00:30:53 Well, you know,
00:30:57 after looking
00:30:59 I'd just really love to
00:31:01 I'm just feeling
00:31:04 I should probably
00:31:05 But it seems more fun
00:31:09 Why don't you tell me
00:31:11 Are you married?
00:31:15 Yes and yes
00:31:19 How many kids
00:31:21 I have two
00:31:23 Don't make me
00:31:26 I won't.
00:31:32 Would you like
00:31:34 Yes, I would,
00:31:36 But tomorrow is my
00:31:40 That's what
00:31:42 So I can't do it
00:31:44 And I leave Friday morning.
00:31:47 I can't do it
00:31:49 Really?
00:31:51 Have you ever even seen
00:31:55 No, this is my first time.
00:31:59 Well, no, it's just
00:32:03 that I usually
00:32:05 unless they've been
00:32:08 You know--
00:32:11 Do you make
00:32:13 Actually, I was just
00:32:15 that I was looking
00:32:19 and it actually coincides
00:32:25 Let me see if I could
00:32:28 CHELSEA'S VOICE: We clicked.
00:32:30 - And I told him that--
00:32:33 I told him that I was going
00:32:36 - Right.
00:32:39 And what really
00:32:42 when he insulted me
00:32:45 all my
00:32:47 Right.
00:32:50 I had a feeling he didn't
00:32:54 And I found out
00:32:58 So you found out last night
00:33:02 It's not astrology.
00:33:05 Are you gonna
00:33:09 - It kind of is.
00:33:14 20,000 people-- that's more
00:33:18 I definitely think
00:33:20 It's critical to have
00:33:24 But it's important to,
00:33:29 I don't want to be
00:33:31 that feeling when you
00:33:33 is the best feeling
00:33:35 I don't want to be
00:33:46 It's funny because I wanted
00:33:49 I didn't want to depend on them.
00:33:52 That's more than
00:33:54 I started doing this
00:33:57 I have a lot of money
00:33:59 and I won't completely feel
00:34:02 - monetarily at least.
00:34:08 But he made me
00:34:10 And I want to know
00:34:12 that will continue
00:34:14 CHRIS: Do you really believe
00:34:19 You think--
00:34:21 Let me guess--
00:34:22 Does he have a family?
00:34:25 You're gonna go away
00:34:27 something magical
00:34:29 He's gonna go home
00:34:31 who he's cheating on
00:34:33 and say, "Hey, Honey,
00:34:35 I spent three days with a
00:34:38 I don't know what's going to
00:34:42 I know what's gonna happen.
00:34:45 You're gonna go on your
00:34:48 And when he's done
00:34:50 because he's having
00:34:53 he's gonna leave you
00:34:55 to his normal,
00:34:56 with his wife
00:34:59 and he's gonna leave you
00:35:02 then you're gonna come back here,
00:35:06 And you'll be stuck with
00:35:10 I promise you that.
00:35:16 I wish I would've known
00:35:19 MAN:
00:35:21 Just fucking blindsides
00:35:25 Blindsides me out of
00:35:28 "I am going away with
00:35:32 That's the end
00:35:34 Buddy, listen.
00:35:37 I feel for you. From fucking
00:35:40 you loved her. You were happy.
00:35:44 So for that
00:35:45 But, honest to God,
00:35:48 - It's not good riddance.
00:35:51 It's the first girl in
00:35:54 that I really care about--
00:35:57 Let me tell you, all
00:36:01 They're the worst species.
00:36:04 because they have
00:36:07 - I'm sensing a little frustration from you.
00:36:10 And they know this.
00:36:12 - CHELSEA: Do you ever listen to Jim Rome?
00:36:15 CHELSEA: He always talks
00:36:18 and he had a bill
00:36:21 for 15 grand
00:36:24 And he was like,
00:36:27 He walked out on it?
00:36:28 No, it was just like he said,
00:36:31 and never paid it, honestly
00:36:34 - DAVID #2: Sure, Charles.
00:36:36 Sock down $15,000
00:36:40 and then waltz
00:36:42 Then he repeats it,
00:36:45 You see that when they
00:36:47 with the powdered sugar on it.
00:36:50 You think, "this is
00:36:57 INTERVIEWER:
00:37:00 is I'm trying to see the role
00:37:04 not necessarily your
00:37:07 I'm not interested in the intimate
00:37:11 you and your boyfriend.
00:37:15 somebody in your business would have
00:37:20 Let me speak with him and
00:37:25 This journalist mark
00:37:28 He's a little intrusive,
00:37:31 Intrusive?
00:37:32 He's a journalist,
00:37:35 It's just I'm not used
00:37:38 He wants
00:37:39 - He wants to meet me?
00:37:42 What does he want
00:37:44 He's never met
00:37:48 that is in a committed
00:37:51 WOMAN: He just continues
00:37:54 He's even talked about my
00:37:57 I feel like he's
00:37:59 bring your boyfriend out,
00:38:02 and, "if your
00:38:05 I know guys that do
00:38:07 He'll have you bring the boyfriend out
00:38:09 - Exactly.
00:38:13 So it doesn't even matter if I
00:38:15 So, I mean...
00:38:17 I don't know what to do.
00:38:20 and continue
00:38:23 but I'm at a loss
00:38:26 That's like
00:38:29 I've been there before, but
00:38:34 Just kick the crap out of
00:38:36 Make him throw up,
00:38:38 asking you out and then
00:38:41 I hope so.
00:38:43 - Either that or get in really good shape.
00:38:47 And then you might want
00:38:49 I don't know about that.
00:38:52 You can make him over,
00:38:59 - Hi.
00:39:01 Glenn wouldn't happen
00:39:03 Yes, right this way.
00:39:11 ( knocks on door )
00:39:21 Glenn, someone
00:39:22 - Ah, Miss Chelsea, I presume.
00:39:25 Thanks, Dad.
00:39:27 - What the fuck is up?
00:39:33 So how do you like what I
00:39:38 Uh... This is
00:39:41 It's kind of
00:39:43 I've got a little deal
00:39:48 So you're
00:39:51 a "sophisticated
00:39:54 Would you like a little Schoenberg?
00:39:57 I could improvise
00:40:01 Ahem--
00:40:05 So what's
00:40:09 What would you
00:40:11 Well, it's not so much
00:40:14 It's what I'd like
00:40:17 But again...
00:40:22 I don't think you
00:40:25 what I can do for you
00:40:29 I trust you've looked
00:40:32 You've seen
00:40:36 who are the stars of
00:40:39 I've got a very big
00:40:41 that I think, if this works
00:40:43 I'm organizing a junket,
00:40:47 to Dubai.
00:40:50 Lots of money.
00:40:52 Arab people with cash flowing
00:40:57 I'm gonna take a bunch
00:41:00 Everybody there says that the
00:41:04 I want to convince
00:41:06 that it's best
00:41:08 It's very-- it's all
00:41:12 The great thing about
00:41:14 is that it sounds like
00:41:18 but it's not.
00:41:21 And again, I think
00:41:23 that really ups your profile,
00:41:26 I want to help you.
00:41:31 by giving me a
00:41:34 of what you're like
00:41:37 How does this trip to
00:41:41 It benefits
00:41:43 I've got some people out
00:41:46 We go out there totally
00:41:49 private jet,
00:41:51 ( sing-song voice )
00:41:52 All sorts of
00:41:54 We're out there.
00:41:56 On your off-hours you
00:41:59 But on your on-hours
00:42:02 who will pay $2500,
00:42:06 just for the pleasure
00:42:08 And then it goes
00:42:10 If you want
00:42:13 it might be...
00:42:16 ( sighs )
00:42:18 to give me some play.
00:42:21 We talked about review
00:42:26 I'd like to see
00:42:28 to be with someone
00:42:30 as breathtaking
00:42:32 as you are.
00:42:36 Here I have...
00:42:38 a new, hygienic,
00:42:40 lovely Q-tip.
00:42:43 And maybe...
00:42:46 to get a better sense of something,
00:42:50 you could take
00:42:52 and swab it a bit
00:42:58 give it to me,
00:43:01 take a little taste,
00:43:04 I will be able to discern
00:43:09 tastes like
00:43:12 poured onto a hot-off-the-griddle
00:43:15 on the one hand,
00:43:18 a salt lick doused in
00:43:21 You see, this is the thing.
00:43:24 the kind of vivid
00:43:28 that makes "The Connoisseur"
00:43:32 GIRLFRIEND:
00:43:36 How'd it go?
00:43:39 Thank you.
00:43:42 Not so well.
00:43:43 But I don't really
00:43:46 I dealt with that and I
00:43:49 But when I came home,
00:43:52 'cause I really needed him
00:43:57 And meet you-- like, meet
00:44:00 Mm-hmm.
00:44:04 Okay, what is that
00:44:08 Hopefully more money.
00:44:10 He said he could help
00:44:15 That's what he said?
00:44:18 What did he say in
00:44:26 He said he reviewed her
00:44:30 INTERVIEWER: Do you ever get
00:44:32 that are in
00:44:34 Not at all.
00:44:38 You look great, but this is
00:44:42 - You know?
00:44:45 I mean, there's always
00:44:49 ( street drummer plays
00:45:06 - Hi, how are you?
00:45:21 - Hi there, how are you?
00:46:14 ( drumming continues )
00:46:34 Yeah, so what did he
00:46:36 You know how Philip was acting
00:46:39 Yeah.
00:46:41 Now I know why.
00:46:43 Why?
00:46:45 Or I think
00:46:47 I was shopping today.
00:46:50 And I saw him
00:46:54 and some girl outside
00:46:57 I think it's
00:47:00 the one the hobbyist
00:47:03 Oh, that new girl.
00:47:05 You think it was her.
00:47:08 What'd she look like?
00:47:10 Similar to me.
00:47:13 thin, pale skin.
00:47:18 She's taller, though.
00:47:22 And that upsets you, of course.
00:47:25 I don't know how much
00:47:27 is playing this
00:47:30 you guys against each other,
00:47:33 to help himself out and try
00:47:35 And, honestly,
00:47:38 You are the best
00:47:42 And just because
00:47:44 there's always going to be new
00:47:45 but nobody does
00:47:49 So please do me a favor and
00:47:51 I know you're competitive
00:47:54 but you are
00:47:57 - Thank you.
00:47:59 Can you get me
00:48:01 Yes, I can get you
00:48:09 Excuse me, guys.
00:48:12 I'll take a ginger ale and whatever
00:48:15 - What's going on, brother?
00:48:17 - Nice to meet you.
00:48:21 I'm trying
00:48:23 Not my date.
00:48:25 That's all right.
00:48:28 MAN #2:
00:49:46 - CHELSEA: "buy me."
00:49:49 We're having a conversation
00:49:51 Oh, yes?
00:49:53 He's done very well,
00:49:55 - DAVID #2: A lot of red dots in that book.
00:49:58 Actually, that one
00:50:01 I love that one.
00:50:03 Kind of reminds me
00:50:06 CHELSEA:
00:50:10 he listened.
00:50:12 He made me feel a way
00:50:15 since the first couple
00:50:18 and probably
00:50:21 Yeah, I mean,
00:50:25 I love that when it
00:50:27 you meet somebody and there's
00:50:29 It is different.
00:50:32 from a boyfriend.
00:50:36 There's boundaries there
00:50:38 where it's just
00:50:40 whereas what you have
00:50:42 it's a real relationship.
00:50:45 MAN ON TV: This is not the end.
00:50:48 I think it's going to get much
00:50:52 If I hear one more thing about
00:50:56 If I hear the word "Maverick" one
00:50:59 INTERVIEWER:
00:51:01 who just really wants
00:51:09 I mean,
00:51:10 In other words,
00:51:13 for a short
00:51:16 You don't want to get
00:51:17 You want to get
00:51:21 What else
00:51:23 Another
00:51:26 It's the story
00:51:31 DAVID #2: So listen, the idea
00:51:34 is really starting
00:51:36 And I'm thinking
00:51:38 I'm thinking
00:51:40 You have any big plans
00:51:46 Want to spend
00:51:49 Yeah.
00:51:52 Good. You want
00:51:57 Okay, I'm gonna take
00:51:59 I need to do
00:52:02 I'm gonna send
00:52:04 take you to this place in the
00:52:07 It's called Monteverde.
00:52:09 And I'm gonna meet you
00:52:12 We'll spend the weekend together
00:52:15 Okay.
00:52:17 It's a plan?
00:53:18 CHELSEA: About a year ago I found
00:53:22 So the first thing
00:53:24 or one of the first
00:53:26 is when is their birthday.
00:53:30 if this person is going
00:53:31 if they're gonna be
00:53:34 INTERVIEWER:
00:53:37 if they have their personal
00:53:40 That's right.
00:53:42 The guy you met--
00:53:44 the guy you met
00:53:46 that you were kind of
00:53:48 he was interested in you.
00:53:50 How did you handle
00:53:58 Let's just say
00:54:00 - Yeah, but--
00:54:03 You are handling it?
00:54:05 What's next?
00:54:09 Where have you been?
00:54:11 - I've been out.
00:54:14 I've been calling--
00:54:16 I just had my phone
00:54:19 I've been freaking out,
00:54:22 Get that for me.
00:54:28 It broke.
00:54:30 Where have you been?
00:54:33 I told you.
00:54:38 It's freezing
00:54:40 Doing what?
00:54:42 Seeing somebody.
00:54:44 I think that you've been
00:54:48 without any contact.
00:54:50 I didn't know if you
00:54:55 Are you still gonna take
00:54:59 I have no idea.
00:55:01 I told them, no,
00:55:03 'cause you
00:55:06 I don't know--
00:55:08 ( sighs )
00:55:11 - Maybe you should.
00:55:17 I met somebody today.
00:55:20 You met somebody?
00:55:24 I want to go away
00:55:31 ( stuttering )
00:55:33 You met somebody today--
00:55:37 You know our rule is you
00:55:50 It's just something
00:55:54 No, I don't know.
00:55:56 I don't even know what you're
00:55:58 Who is this client?
00:56:00 I've actually
00:56:03 but there was
00:56:06 There was definitely
00:56:08 Today was the first
00:56:11 I just said that,
00:56:16 This is just hard
00:56:18 you're suddenly going away with
00:56:23 Does this have something
00:56:28 Yeah, it does.
00:56:31 But that's not
00:56:34 There's just
00:56:41 And there's something
00:56:43 I can't
00:56:47 Okay, let's back up.
00:56:50 Did I do something?
00:56:52 It's just for two days, Chris.
00:56:55 - Okay, I get it.
00:56:58 Is this because of me
00:57:00 Is this something
00:57:03 Not at all.
00:57:08 What's this
00:57:10 Don't worry
00:57:17 What does this mean, you're
00:57:20 I'm just going away
00:57:22 That's it or you're
00:57:24 Look, we've been together
00:57:26 I'm gonna need more than just
00:57:29 "I'm fine. I'm going away
00:57:31 You don't even know
00:57:33 Chris, you know
00:57:36 You know what my books
00:57:40 Books.
00:57:42 I was cool with your books 'cause
00:57:45 and it made
00:57:47 but at the end of the day they're
00:57:51 that probably has never been
00:57:54 and doesn't know what the
00:57:57 - You think so?
00:57:59 I knew you felt that way.
00:58:03 - Why didn't you admit it?
00:58:06 For a guy that you read
00:58:10 - I didn't say I was going to leave.
00:58:13 - I said we're going away for a weekend.
00:58:15 It's not just a guideline
00:58:18 It's for my
00:58:22 No, it's--
00:58:24 We are our lives.
00:58:27 What you do for work--
00:58:31 You didn't meet
00:58:33 You didn't meet some guy you
00:58:36 I don't know that
00:58:38 No, I do know that.
00:58:41 and destroy
00:58:43 I mean,
00:58:48 We're just gonna
00:58:52 I didn't say I was
00:58:55 I said I need to find out.
00:58:58 Yeah, well, if you go
00:59:00 you're throwing
00:59:03 - You understand that?
00:59:06 There is no going
00:59:10 You're incredibly selfish.
00:59:13 - What did you say? I'm selfish?
00:59:15 I'm selfish?
00:59:17 - while you go out and fuck guys for money!
00:59:20 And I don't do anything.
00:59:24 Don't fucking
00:59:27 ( ringtone chiming )
00:59:35 - Hello.
00:59:38 - Hi.
00:59:41 A little cold.
00:59:45 Listen, Christine,
00:59:48 I've been thinking
00:59:50 since we said goodbye.
00:59:55 But I can't come.
01:00:02 What?
01:00:04 I'm sorry.
01:00:08 I have to go home.
01:00:12 I'm already here.
01:00:15 I'm really sorry.
01:00:19 The room's taken
01:00:24 I was video-chatting with
01:00:26 and the tears just started
01:00:29 And I realized
01:00:35 CHELSEA:
01:00:41 I'm sorry.
01:00:44 GLENN:
01:00:46 dark straight hair,
01:00:48 Chelsea would appear
01:00:50 to satisfy in the goth
01:00:54 Alas, Chelsea seems intent
01:00:57 as a sophisticated
01:00:59 With her flat affect,
01:01:02 and utter refusal to engage,
01:01:05 the likes of
01:01:07 And that's just where
01:01:10 Just as her perky little tits seemed
01:01:13 so too did the connoisseur's
01:01:17 at the clammy touch
01:01:19 and the lukewarm and loose
01:01:22 To quote the great sage
01:01:25 'this number is
01:01:28 A splendid time is absolutely
01:01:34 # when they leave #
01:01:37 # oh, yeah #
01:01:40 # everyone's
01:01:47 # whoo-oo-oo... #
01:01:52 # ooh-oo-ooh... #
01:02:00 # oh, yeah #
01:02:03 ( song continues )
01:02:22 # oh, yeah #
01:02:30 # you ask me #
01:02:36 # to pray
01:02:41 ( knocks on door )
01:02:52 - Hi.
01:02:56 Should I come out
01:03:09 How are you?
01:03:14 Good.
01:03:17 Can I get you
01:03:21 I'm fine.
01:03:24 So how's your day
01:03:33 It's been all right.
01:03:37 Are you sure?
01:03:46 No.
01:03:52 Want to talk about it?
01:03:55 I really shouldn't.
01:04:00 But it's just been
01:04:06 Something happen?
01:04:13 There's this guy
01:04:16 and he's really nobody.
01:04:21 And...
01:04:23 he wanted to meet me
01:04:26 and have sex for the exchange
01:04:28 that in return he'll write
01:04:34 tell people that I gave him
01:04:37 the time of his life,
01:04:40 which I already know
01:04:43 ( laughs )
01:04:45 I shouldn't talk about this.
01:04:50 You can if you want.
01:05:01 He took a Q-tip
01:05:04 and he asked me
01:05:11 This guy probably didn't
01:05:22 I'm sorry,
01:05:27 This guy was
01:05:29 in every sense
01:05:33 I'm sorry,
01:05:35 I shouldn't be
01:05:39 It's okay.
01:05:42 Look, you seem like
01:05:46 Do you want
01:05:48 You want to take a walk, get
01:05:52 ( distant siren wails )
01:05:57 Yeah.
01:07:24 ( silent )
01:08:10 Could you put us somewhere a little
01:08:13 I have something
01:08:17 That's better.
01:08:23 When somebody-- we agreed
01:08:27 We agreed to meet here and
01:08:29 which is a transactional
01:08:31 you deal with all the time
01:08:34 Now we're up to this part
01:08:37 that would actually be
01:08:40 and I feel you're
01:08:42 I mean, the thing is that
01:08:47 I mean, there's--
01:08:49 in this business it's all
01:08:52 If you weren't beautiful, nobody'd
01:08:56 To put it grossly,
01:08:59 So the thing is that
01:09:03 you wouldn't be
01:09:05 Is that right?
01:09:08 Do we agree on that?
01:09:10 So suppose
01:09:15 but I'm really much more
01:09:18 because I get a sense from
01:09:21 I'm not talking about myself,
01:09:24 I got a feeling
01:09:26 and also looking
01:09:28 and the way you're doing
01:09:31 and the way you're wearing
01:09:33 and all that kind of stuff--
01:09:36 and here's somebody I'd like
01:09:39 So is that iron door
01:09:45 For most people, yes.
01:09:47 Most?
01:09:49 It's possible that
01:09:51 in that little door
01:09:54 This kind of thing that you
01:09:57 I assume the armor in your
01:10:01 just because
01:10:03 So what kind of guy
01:12:31 ( knocks )
01:12:36 ( beeps )
01:12:39 - Hi, Naim.
01:12:41 - How are you?
01:12:43 Good, thank you.
01:12:45 - You look lovely.
01:12:49 But it's very important that you
01:12:53 I know. We've had
01:12:55 The state of Israel
01:13:00 He's the man.
01:13:02 Everybody's buying gold
01:13:05 it's a good hedge
01:13:10 A friend of mine
01:13:12 actually said I should
01:13:17 People think that
01:13:20 but diamonds don't really
01:13:24 Unfortunately,
01:13:28 Gold is
01:13:32 ( sighs )
01:13:49 Here.
01:13:53 ( shuddering )
01:14:06 ( gasps )
01:14:17 ( sniffles )
01:14:29 ( moans )
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