Girlfriend Experience The
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( sighs ) |
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So did you like |
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I think the movie was good. |
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It was very |
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What about you? |
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I liked it. |
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It wasn't |
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Too many people |
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in this movie theater. |
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Yeah? |
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I don't do very well in-- |
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( laughs ) |
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It was great, |
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very well done, |
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And the way he |
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the different steps that |
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that's what's |
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It's a documentary |
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I thought it wasn't |
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They kept saying, |
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And they did. |
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Yeah, it was good. |
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Would you |
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Yeah. |
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Sorry to interrupt. |
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- Yes. |
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Can--? |
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- red is good for you? |
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Can we get |
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The first time he asked |
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The second time-- |
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And now, |
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he's asking |
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And he's a friend. |
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And, you know, |
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But it's a lot of money |
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And it never ends. |
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So what do I do? |
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What would you do? |
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It sounds like he's |
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It's good |
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It's always good |
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Thank you. |
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Come here. |
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MAN: |
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Get 'em. |
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Good. |
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18, 17. |
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16, 15, 14... |
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Two. |
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Good stall here. |
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Beautiful, Zizzo. |
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Attaboy. |
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Ow. |
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- I'm just kidding. |
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- All right. |
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- My Wheaties? |
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I had my muscle milk this morning, |
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So what's going down? |
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You want to hear everything |
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Let's start at two or three |
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Let me ask you |
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Yeah. |
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What are you doing |
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What am I doing |
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No, the other trainer |
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- I don't know. I don't know. |
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MAN: |
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Do you know |
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I'll just have whatever you're having. |
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What about the bailout? |
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That's not |
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You need more money |
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a lot more money than |
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It's just |
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So I don't know |
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I think it's better |
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that's what I do anyway, |
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No it's not. |
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( speaking French ) |
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I'm out of here. |
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Thank you |
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- I hope I'll see you soon. |
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- Take care. |
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CHELSEA'S VOICE: I met with Philip |
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I wore a Michael Kors dress and shoes |
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I wore a Michael Kors |
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with La Perla lingerie |
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and diamond stud |
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We met at 7:30 at the hotel |
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He liked my dress |
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and didn't mention anything else |
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MAN: |
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It was fine. |
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you know, went back |
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But he's |
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and sometimes I just can't |
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Lucky for me, though, |
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so that helps and I |
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But it was weird |
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He didn't even stand up |
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to hug me or say goodbye |
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It was a very |
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He's never |
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CHELSEA'S VOICE: |
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Philip didn't ask |
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and had the chef serve us |
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a different wine |
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We went to the 9:40 |
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at the Sunshine Cinema. |
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We went back to the hotel |
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mostly about |
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that keeps borrowing money from |
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Then we had sex for about an hour. |
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After, we talked for about 15 |
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At breakfast he briefly told me |
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and said I should invest |
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He also mentioned a book about |
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He didn't make |
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Sometimes clients think |
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but at the end |
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They want what they want you to be. |
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something else. |
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Suppose I'm that rare |
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if they wanted you |
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they wouldn't be |
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I know you've been buying |
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Right. |
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You realize you're losing |
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But I'm taking it |
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I know. I hear that. |
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if you buy more sessions, obviously |
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I think our relationship is good. |
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- You do a great job. |
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You've gained |
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- You're on your way to a six-pack. |
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I don't think our relationship |
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So my suggestion is let's |
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- like 25 or 50. |
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- You did five. |
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So if you did 25 or 50, you'd be saving, |
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So you're looking |
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And I know times are a little crazy, |
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I know what I pay for five. |
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You pay $150 |
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And you'll end up |
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If you end up |
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You are the beautiful, |
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Let me ask you |
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Not to pry, |
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I mean, you guys |
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Everybody's hurting right now. |
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You're gonna spend money? |
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Self-medicating. |
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Don't worry about that. |
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I'm go? |
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If I was hurting, |
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I can't afford |
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You don't have |
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I can afford for you |
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We all can afford |
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In fact, we almost can't |
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You gotta come, |
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All right, let me see |
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( doorbell rings ) |
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Hi, Chris. |
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Thank you very much. |
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Thanks. |
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I'm starving. |
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CHELSEA: |
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Work was good-- |
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I trained Zizzo. |
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He was trying |
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To some crazy |
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Vegas? |
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Yeah, boys' trip |
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I told him I didn't think |
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Do you get bored of just |
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It can get tedious. |
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It can get tedious? |
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It can. |
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You really have to adapt and |
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Oh, God. |
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I mean, do you find |
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I do. |
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I think you're getting a little |
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Because the economy |
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And my business |
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I'm making 1/10 of what |
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It's just getting |
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And this is something that is |
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if I can't |
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And I've aged out |
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So I fucking show up on |
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They think I worked on |
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Did that other show |
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Yeah, it might have |
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but it's not a sure thing. |
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To maintain what |
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You don't think so? |
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I can't tell. |
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in the business |
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( exhales ) |
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Well, anyway, |
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I've been in so many |
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I definitely think relationships |
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God, totally. |
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Jesus, that's why we-- |
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We're constantly exchanging |
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I mean, that's how |
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It's just so |
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the way everybody wants |
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and want |
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Sorry, my hands |
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It's okay. |
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MAN: Well, my first |
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I do like it. |
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It's just that, |
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It's a tough time for me to start |
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The economy right now |
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And we got a store |
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And we do have stuff |
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with this type |
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CHRIS: |
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MAN: |
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to Marvin, just to get |
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I'm thinking |
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But I'm thinking maybe |
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Marv, uh... |
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you know, |
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I'm definitely okay |
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because it gets a chance |
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and see how it does. |
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and I'm sure we could find a little |
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I know it's going to sell. I |
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This way |
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If it doesn't sell, then I'll |
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But I would like to have it out |
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Because that's when |
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MAN: Everyone has to |
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If we don't close |
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We have to pay |
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There's no way this deal's |
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The whole world is afraid |
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70% of all hedge funds are |
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CHELSEA: On October 25th |
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We had lunch at Nobu and |
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During lunch he talked |
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When we got back |
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he immediately |
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and ordered |
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I put on a Kiki de |
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panties and gloves. |
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The shoes |
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After he got off the phone |
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Then he asked me |
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Then he masturbated |
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He made another appointment |
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MAN: I think one element |
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is the photography. |
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You should have |
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I have pictures I can give you. |
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Are they really |
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They should look like |
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Yeah, they're |
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Yeah? Okay. |
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And we could improve the logo |
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make it look |
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Okay, I also |
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I don't know exactly |
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but I would |
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if my site would come up |
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You know, like-- |
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I don't know exactly |
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But when you Google |
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It's a little tricky. |
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But one good idea is |
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in a lot of directories |
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The more links there |
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the better your rankings in |
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- You can do that? |
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Sure, sure. |
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if you want to work out a |
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How much? |
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You have to continually |
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How much would you charge |
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About 1500 bucks. |
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And how soon could you |
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I could only work |
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MAN OVER PHONE: Can we sort |
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I am not trying |
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how to run |
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I'm trying to help you |
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And I think |
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If I didn't think |
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I wouldn't have taken |
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You seem like |
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Are you familiar with |
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I'm not. |
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Okay, well, you might |
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Some of the stuff that's |
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On "The Erotic |
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I don't usually like |
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Well, let me tell you |
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about what happened |
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Tara is 20 years old, |
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just falling off the turnip |
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And when I put up |
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her rate started going up. |
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This is making you more |
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You think you know |
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but what I'm offering you |
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So... |
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So anyhow, |
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do you have to develop |
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Who does your books? |
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That's something |
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Well, I'm not gonna-- |
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I do. Let's just say I have |
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I'd like to |
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MAN: I think you want |
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As a time to actually |
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Personally, my wife and I have gotten |
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We set up a 529 |
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We wanted to get |
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because you don't see these levels, |
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If you sit back like |
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you're actually going |
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of what you should be doing-- investing. |
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How's your wife? |
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She's well. She's better. |
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Yeah, of course. |
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He's good too. |
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Every family right now feels stress. |
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We watch this |
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and this campaigning. |
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to wonder where |
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Definitely. |
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I think sometimes you |
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You just can't even |
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I think, more importantly, you |
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I see your ledger. I see your |
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You could possibly be the best |
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But let's not rest |
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There's more things |
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Like what? |
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It just seems like |
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A reflection point like this allows you |
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I asked you to meet with |
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I think he has |
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of what's going on |
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and could take you |
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What exactly does he want? |
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MICHAEL: What differentiates you |
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is what's gonna make these |
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So I do understand it, |
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Besides that, |
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There's so many things |
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that will allow you to |
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but you can continue |
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Here's an example-- |
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some woman would want to take |
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to my boutique if they |
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If it was a sex boutique |
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that'd be a different story, but |
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I'm not trying to be |
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I'm just trying to |
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there's an opportunity lost if |
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In what other ways could |
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Well, like, you |
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We could do a movie |
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Right now |
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People are making |
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MICHAEL: |
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Tara. |
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Sugar! |
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- Darling, how are you? |
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Very well. |
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- This is Chelsea. |
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I have to get out of here. |
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- It was nice to see you. |
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We have about 20 minutes. |
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- I'd love a drink right now. |
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- So how was your flight? |
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- Where are you staying? |
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Yeah, it's really |
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Well, you know, you're |
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I'm sure there's plenty |
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- in front of you-- |
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I know, but it's-- |
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I don't really want |
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But it's just |
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I mean, if I-- |
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You know, two holes in the ground |
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now the banks have-- |
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I have a big office. |
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But that's just-- |
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I don't |
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- MAN: Hi. |
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Here. |
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You can just |
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Thank you. |
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Um... |
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I haven't seen you |
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- Yeah, that's a long time, right? |
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( sighs ) |
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- It's good to see you. |
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How long have I |
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Two and a half |
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God... Two |
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- CHELSEA: It's not that long. |
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No. |
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Feels like a-- |
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Doesn't feel |
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It's been fun, |
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But it feels like you're a |
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I look up and suddenly |
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I'd like |
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- Yeah? |
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( sighs ) |
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You have a lot |
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- Do I? |
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I like it, |
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Someone else |
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or did you just |
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- I did it myself. |
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This is how |
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CHELSEA'S VOICE: |
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I wore a vintage black |
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Earnest sewn jeans |
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and Pour La Victoire |
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Dan talked |
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We didn't have sex. |
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He was very upset |
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his firm lost |
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He set a date |
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MAN: |
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And they started doing |
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and they started just |
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We were totally hammered. |
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some other manager comes in |
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It was, like, |
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10 grand was |
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- Are you fucking kidding me? |
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That's a big bar bill. |
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Oh, I'm sure it was a |
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I don't even know. |
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Then it grew. And by the time |
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I think strangers were just |
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- and champagne and shit. |
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It was so fun, though. |
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She needs to get |
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what do they call those |
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She did. |
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Didn't get her |
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I don't know |
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DAVID: My buddy tried |
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He's been smoking |
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and he missed the burn and |
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He needed it. |
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Chelsea? |
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- Hi. |
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I thought |
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Hi. I'm Ken. |
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- How are you? David. |
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I'm just taking off, |
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DAVID: |
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And how's Sheila? |
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She's doing good. |
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There's always gonna be |
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No matter what's going on |
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She's doing okay, |
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even though she's a little |
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Cutbacks, recession, |
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They might lose their funding. |
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We should |
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Yeah, we should |
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I think she'd< like that again. |
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You know, there's not a lot |
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I agree. |
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A lot of people think they |
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And when they |
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they're intimidated, their |
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With you guys, |
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- Chris. |
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Nice to meet you. |
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- How're you doing? |
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CHRIS'S VOICE: Are you guys |
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From the looks of this place, it |
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You already have |
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How aggressive are you about |
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We do not want |
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But we do want |
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We want about 10 clubs |
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but we certainly don't want |
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We want to maintain a |
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So that we can cater |
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So many of the corporate |
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are very rigid |
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and that's the last thing |
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The problem is with gyms |
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a-- I have to take |
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but b-- I need the facility |
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They're with me |
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but they're in the gym |
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I'm liking, I think, that I hear that |
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Absolutely. |
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If you look at the club alone, |
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so we have to maintain |
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So if we're not getting results, |
00:27:41 |
I was wondering |
00:27:42 |
where I could start |
00:27:44 |
not just doing my sessions where |
00:27:47 |
but something where I could |
00:27:50 |
or manage the place, and you |
00:27:55 |
I just have to start doing |
00:27:57 |
I've gone out and checked |
00:28:02 |
and felt some |
00:28:05 |
You've looked |
00:28:06 |
After all the times |
00:28:09 |
you've looked |
00:28:10 |
I mean, again, |
00:28:12 |
just to feel out what |
00:28:15 |
And I'm here to you |
00:28:16 |
How do you feel |
00:28:19 |
I mean, look, I've been |
00:28:21 |
I don't want |
00:28:23 |
But at the same time I |
00:28:27 |
I need to step it up. I've been |
00:28:30 |
Right now is not |
00:28:32 |
To start hitting people up |
00:28:35 |
I know that. |
00:28:37 |
But that's exactly |
00:28:40 |
Because I don't know how much |
00:28:43 |
Or hopefully they turn around |
00:28:46 |
But all I do know is I've |
00:28:49 |
to where I need a change. |
00:28:51 |
with you guys, |
00:28:53 |
And if it's not, I understand, |
00:28:56 |
You're talking about |
00:28:58 |
taking a piece of the profits, |
00:29:01 |
I've been trying for weeks just |
00:29:04 |
And you can't even pass |
00:29:08 |
I got to be honest with you, Bill, |
00:29:12 |
I mean, I love the gym. |
00:29:15 |
But if I have |
00:29:18 |
to be on the team, |
00:29:20 |
That's what I mean-- |
00:29:22 |
I don't see you |
00:29:24 |
I don't get that |
00:29:26 |
I get you're more of an outsider, |
00:29:28 |
fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants |
00:29:41 |
- Hi, how can I help you? |
00:29:45 |
Cheapest prepaid? |
00:29:52 |
This is $110. You get 200 minutes |
00:29:56 |
$110 and I only get |
00:29:58 |
- Yeah. |
00:30:01 |
No, our cost is $95. |
00:30:03 |
Then I'll take $95, |
00:30:06 |
No, I can give you |
00:30:08 |
Okay, that's fine. |
00:30:12 |
Hi, David. |
00:30:14 |
Hi. You're real. |
00:30:18 |
( chuckles ) So I checked |
00:30:22 |
and I see |
00:30:24 |
and your company is in L.A. |
00:30:28 |
Yeah, I live in L.A. |
00:30:30 |
Do you travel a lot? |
00:30:33 |
I do, you know, |
00:30:35 |
I just go wherever |
00:30:38 |
I'm in New York, |
00:30:40 |
What kind of writer |
00:30:42 |
Screenwriter. |
00:30:47 |
So what are you |
00:30:50 |
Do you have anything |
00:30:53 |
Well, you know, |
00:30:57 |
after looking |
00:30:59 |
I'd just really love to |
00:31:01 |
I'm just feeling |
00:31:04 |
I should probably |
00:31:05 |
But it seems more fun |
00:31:09 |
Why don't you tell me |
00:31:11 |
Are you married? |
00:31:15 |
Yes and yes |
00:31:19 |
How many kids |
00:31:21 |
I have two |
00:31:23 |
Don't make me |
00:31:26 |
I won't. |
00:31:32 |
Would you like |
00:31:34 |
Yes, I would, |
00:31:36 |
But tomorrow is my |
00:31:40 |
That's what |
00:31:42 |
So I can't do it |
00:31:44 |
And I leave Friday morning. |
00:31:47 |
I can't do it |
00:31:49 |
Really? |
00:31:51 |
Have you ever even seen |
00:31:55 |
No, this is my first time. |
00:31:59 |
Well, no, it's just |
00:32:03 |
that I usually |
00:32:05 |
unless they've been |
00:32:08 |
You know-- |
00:32:11 |
Do you make |
00:32:13 |
Actually, I was just |
00:32:15 |
that I was looking |
00:32:19 |
and it actually coincides |
00:32:25 |
Let me see if I could |
00:32:28 |
CHELSEA'S VOICE: We clicked. |
00:32:30 |
- And I told him that-- |
00:32:33 |
I told him that I was going |
00:32:36 |
- Right. |
00:32:39 |
And what really |
00:32:42 |
when he insulted me |
00:32:45 |
all my |
00:32:47 |
Right. |
00:32:50 |
I had a feeling he didn't |
00:32:54 |
And I found out |
00:32:58 |
So you found out last night |
00:33:02 |
It's not astrology. |
00:33:05 |
Are you gonna |
00:33:09 |
- It kind of is. |
00:33:14 |
20,000 people-- that's more |
00:33:18 |
I definitely think |
00:33:20 |
It's critical to have |
00:33:24 |
But it's important to, |
00:33:29 |
I don't want to be |
00:33:31 |
that feeling when you |
00:33:33 |
is the best feeling |
00:33:35 |
I don't want to be |
00:33:46 |
It's funny because I wanted |
00:33:49 |
I didn't want to depend on them. |
00:33:52 |
That's more than |
00:33:54 |
I started doing this |
00:33:57 |
I have a lot of money |
00:33:59 |
and I won't completely feel |
00:34:02 |
- monetarily at least. |
00:34:08 |
But he made me |
00:34:10 |
And I want to know |
00:34:12 |
that will continue |
00:34:14 |
CHRIS: Do you really believe |
00:34:19 |
You think-- |
00:34:21 |
Let me guess-- |
00:34:22 |
Does he have a family? |
00:34:25 |
You're gonna go away |
00:34:27 |
something magical |
00:34:29 |
He's gonna go home |
00:34:31 |
who he's cheating on |
00:34:33 |
and say, "Hey, Honey, |
00:34:35 |
I spent three days with a |
00:34:38 |
I don't know what's going to |
00:34:42 |
I know what's gonna happen. |
00:34:45 |
You're gonna go on your |
00:34:48 |
And when he's done |
00:34:50 |
because he's having |
00:34:53 |
he's gonna leave you |
00:34:55 |
to his normal, |
00:34:56 |
with his wife |
00:34:59 |
and he's gonna leave you |
00:35:02 |
then you're gonna come back here, |
00:35:06 |
And you'll be stuck with |
00:35:10 |
I promise you that. |
00:35:16 |
I wish I would've known |
00:35:19 |
MAN: |
00:35:21 |
Just fucking blindsides |
00:35:25 |
Blindsides me out of |
00:35:28 |
"I am going away with |
00:35:32 |
That's the end |
00:35:34 |
Buddy, listen. |
00:35:37 |
I feel for you. From fucking |
00:35:40 |
you loved her. You were happy. |
00:35:44 |
So for that |
00:35:45 |
But, honest to God, |
00:35:48 |
- It's not good riddance. |
00:35:51 |
It's the first girl in |
00:35:54 |
that I really care about-- |
00:35:57 |
Let me tell you, all |
00:36:01 |
They're the worst species. |
00:36:04 |
because they have |
00:36:07 |
- I'm sensing a little frustration from you. |
00:36:10 |
And they know this. |
00:36:12 |
- CHELSEA: Do you ever listen to Jim Rome? |
00:36:15 |
CHELSEA: He always talks |
00:36:18 |
and he had a bill |
00:36:21 |
for 15 grand |
00:36:24 |
And he was like, |
00:36:27 |
He walked out on it? |
00:36:28 |
No, it was just like he said, |
00:36:31 |
and never paid it, honestly |
00:36:34 |
- DAVID #2: Sure, Charles. |
00:36:36 |
Sock down $15,000 |
00:36:40 |
and then waltz |
00:36:42 |
Then he repeats it, |
00:36:45 |
You see that when they |
00:36:47 |
with the powdered sugar on it. |
00:36:50 |
You think, "this is |
00:36:57 |
INTERVIEWER: |
00:37:00 |
is I'm trying to see the role |
00:37:04 |
not necessarily your |
00:37:07 |
I'm not interested in the intimate |
00:37:11 |
you and your boyfriend. |
00:37:15 |
somebody in your business would have |
00:37:20 |
Let me speak with him and |
00:37:25 |
This journalist mark |
00:37:28 |
He's a little intrusive, |
00:37:31 |
Intrusive? |
00:37:32 |
He's a journalist, |
00:37:35 |
It's just I'm not used |
00:37:38 |
He wants |
00:37:39 |
- He wants to meet me? |
00:37:42 |
What does he want |
00:37:44 |
He's never met |
00:37:48 |
that is in a committed |
00:37:51 |
WOMAN: He just continues |
00:37:54 |
He's even talked about my |
00:37:57 |
I feel like he's |
00:37:59 |
bring your boyfriend out, |
00:38:02 |
and, "if your |
00:38:05 |
I know guys that do |
00:38:07 |
He'll have you bring the boyfriend out |
00:38:09 |
- Exactly. |
00:38:13 |
So it doesn't even matter if I |
00:38:15 |
So, I mean... |
00:38:17 |
I don't know what to do. |
00:38:20 |
and continue |
00:38:23 |
but I'm at a loss |
00:38:26 |
That's like |
00:38:29 |
I've been there before, but |
00:38:34 |
Just kick the crap out of |
00:38:36 |
Make him throw up, |
00:38:38 |
asking you out and then |
00:38:41 |
I hope so. |
00:38:43 |
- Either that or get in really good shape. |
00:38:47 |
And then you might want |
00:38:49 |
I don't know about that. |
00:38:52 |
You can make him over, |
00:38:59 |
- Hi. |
00:39:01 |
Glenn wouldn't happen |
00:39:03 |
Yes, right this way. |
00:39:11 |
( knocks on door ) |
00:39:21 |
Glenn, someone |
00:39:22 |
- Ah, Miss Chelsea, I presume. |
00:39:25 |
Thanks, Dad. |
00:39:27 |
- What the fuck is up? |
00:39:33 |
So how do you like what I |
00:39:38 |
Uh... This is |
00:39:41 |
It's kind of |
00:39:43 |
I've got a little deal |
00:39:48 |
So you're |
00:39:51 |
a "sophisticated |
00:39:54 |
Would you like a little Schoenberg? |
00:39:57 |
I could improvise |
00:40:01 |
Ahem-- |
00:40:05 |
So what's |
00:40:09 |
What would you |
00:40:11 |
Well, it's not so much |
00:40:14 |
It's what I'd like |
00:40:17 |
But again... |
00:40:22 |
I don't think you |
00:40:25 |
what I can do for you |
00:40:29 |
I trust you've looked |
00:40:32 |
You've seen |
00:40:36 |
who are the stars of |
00:40:39 |
I've got a very big |
00:40:41 |
that I think, if this works |
00:40:43 |
I'm organizing a junket, |
00:40:47 |
to Dubai. |
00:40:50 |
Lots of money. |
00:40:52 |
Arab people with cash flowing |
00:40:57 |
I'm gonna take a bunch |
00:41:00 |
Everybody there says that the |
00:41:04 |
I want to convince |
00:41:06 |
that it's best |
00:41:08 |
It's very-- it's all |
00:41:12 |
The great thing about |
00:41:14 |
is that it sounds like |
00:41:18 |
but it's not. |
00:41:21 |
And again, I think |
00:41:23 |
that really ups your profile, |
00:41:26 |
I want to help you. |
00:41:31 |
by giving me a |
00:41:34 |
of what you're like |
00:41:37 |
How does this trip to |
00:41:41 |
It benefits |
00:41:43 |
I've got some people out |
00:41:46 |
We go out there totally |
00:41:49 |
private jet, |
00:41:51 |
( sing-song voice ) |
00:41:52 |
All sorts of |
00:41:54 |
We're out there. |
00:41:56 |
On your off-hours you |
00:41:59 |
But on your on-hours |
00:42:02 |
who will pay $2500, |
00:42:06 |
just for the pleasure |
00:42:08 |
And then it goes |
00:42:10 |
If you want |
00:42:13 |
it might be... |
00:42:16 |
( sighs ) |
00:42:18 |
to give me some play. |
00:42:21 |
We talked about review |
00:42:26 |
I'd like to see |
00:42:28 |
to be with someone |
00:42:30 |
as breathtaking |
00:42:32 |
as you are. |
00:42:36 |
Here I have... |
00:42:38 |
a new, hygienic, |
00:42:40 |
lovely Q-tip. |
00:42:43 |
And maybe... |
00:42:46 |
to get a better sense of something, |
00:42:50 |
you could take |
00:42:52 |
and swab it a bit |
00:42:58 |
give it to me, |
00:43:01 |
take a little taste, |
00:43:04 |
I will be able to discern |
00:43:09 |
tastes like |
00:43:12 |
poured onto a hot-off-the-griddle |
00:43:15 |
on the one hand, |
00:43:18 |
a salt lick doused in |
00:43:21 |
You see, this is the thing. |
00:43:24 |
the kind of vivid |
00:43:28 |
that makes "The Connoisseur" |
00:43:32 |
GIRLFRIEND: |
00:43:36 |
How'd it go? |
00:43:39 |
Thank you. |
00:43:42 |
Not so well. |
00:43:43 |
But I don't really |
00:43:46 |
I dealt with that and I |
00:43:49 |
But when I came home, |
00:43:52 |
'cause I really needed him |
00:43:57 |
And meet you-- like, meet |
00:44:00 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:44:04 |
Okay, what is that |
00:44:08 |
Hopefully more money. |
00:44:10 |
He said he could help |
00:44:15 |
That's what he said? |
00:44:18 |
What did he say in |
00:44:26 |
He said he reviewed her |
00:44:30 |
INTERVIEWER: Do you ever get |
00:44:32 |
that are in |
00:44:34 |
Not at all. |
00:44:38 |
You look great, but this is |
00:44:42 |
- You know? |
00:44:45 |
I mean, there's always |
00:44:49 |
( street drummer plays |
00:45:06 |
- Hi, how are you? |
00:45:21 |
- Hi there, how are you? |
00:46:14 |
( drumming continues ) |
00:46:34 |
Yeah, so what did he |
00:46:36 |
You know how Philip was acting |
00:46:39 |
Yeah. |
00:46:41 |
Now I know why. |
00:46:43 |
Why? |
00:46:45 |
Or I think |
00:46:47 |
I was shopping today. |
00:46:50 |
And I saw him |
00:46:54 |
and some girl outside |
00:46:57 |
I think it's |
00:47:00 |
the one the hobbyist |
00:47:03 |
Oh, that new girl. |
00:47:05 |
You think it was her. |
00:47:08 |
What'd she look like? |
00:47:10 |
Similar to me. |
00:47:13 |
thin, pale skin. |
00:47:18 |
She's taller, though. |
00:47:22 |
And that upsets you, of course. |
00:47:25 |
I don't know how much |
00:47:27 |
is playing this |
00:47:30 |
you guys against each other, |
00:47:33 |
to help himself out and try |
00:47:35 |
And, honestly, |
00:47:38 |
You are the best |
00:47:42 |
And just because |
00:47:44 |
there's always going to be new |
00:47:45 |
but nobody does |
00:47:49 |
So please do me a favor and |
00:47:51 |
I know you're competitive |
00:47:54 |
but you are |
00:47:57 |
- Thank you. |
00:47:59 |
Can you get me |
00:48:01 |
Yes, I can get you |
00:48:09 |
Excuse me, guys. |
00:48:12 |
I'll take a ginger ale and whatever |
00:48:15 |
- What's going on, brother? |
00:48:17 |
- Nice to meet you. |
00:48:21 |
I'm trying |
00:48:23 |
Not my date. |
00:48:25 |
That's all right. |
00:48:28 |
MAN #2: |
00:49:46 |
- CHELSEA: "buy me." |
00:49:49 |
We're having a conversation |
00:49:51 |
Oh, yes? |
00:49:53 |
He's done very well, |
00:49:55 |
- DAVID #2: A lot of red dots in that book. |
00:49:58 |
Actually, that one |
00:50:01 |
I love that one. |
00:50:03 |
Kind of reminds me |
00:50:06 |
CHELSEA: |
00:50:10 |
he listened. |
00:50:12 |
He made me feel a way |
00:50:15 |
since the first couple |
00:50:18 |
and probably |
00:50:21 |
Yeah, I mean, |
00:50:25 |
I love that when it |
00:50:27 |
you meet somebody and there's |
00:50:29 |
It is different. |
00:50:32 |
from a boyfriend. |
00:50:36 |
There's boundaries there |
00:50:38 |
where it's just |
00:50:40 |
whereas what you have |
00:50:42 |
it's a real relationship. |
00:50:45 |
MAN ON TV: This is not the end. |
00:50:48 |
I think it's going to get much |
00:50:52 |
If I hear one more thing about |
00:50:56 |
If I hear the word "Maverick" one |
00:50:59 |
INTERVIEWER: |
00:51:01 |
who just really wants |
00:51:09 |
I mean, |
00:51:10 |
In other words, |
00:51:13 |
for a short |
00:51:16 |
You don't want to get |
00:51:17 |
You want to get |
00:51:21 |
What else |
00:51:23 |
Another |
00:51:26 |
It's the story |
00:51:31 |
DAVID #2: So listen, the idea |
00:51:34 |
is really starting |
00:51:36 |
And I'm thinking |
00:51:38 |
I'm thinking |
00:51:40 |
You have any big plans |
00:51:46 |
Want to spend |
00:51:49 |
Yeah. |
00:51:52 |
Good. You want |
00:51:57 |
Okay, I'm gonna take |
00:51:59 |
I need to do |
00:52:02 |
I'm gonna send |
00:52:04 |
take you to this place in the |
00:52:07 |
It's called Monteverde. |
00:52:09 |
And I'm gonna meet you |
00:52:12 |
We'll spend the weekend together |
00:52:15 |
Okay. |
00:52:17 |
It's a plan? |
00:53:18 |
CHELSEA: About a year ago I found |
00:53:22 |
So the first thing |
00:53:24 |
or one of the first |
00:53:26 |
is when is their birthday. |
00:53:30 |
if this person is going |
00:53:31 |
if they're gonna be |
00:53:34 |
INTERVIEWER: |
00:53:37 |
if they have their personal |
00:53:40 |
That's right. |
00:53:42 |
The guy you met-- |
00:53:44 |
the guy you met |
00:53:46 |
that you were kind of |
00:53:48 |
he was interested in you. |
00:53:50 |
How did you handle |
00:53:58 |
Let's just say |
00:54:00 |
- Yeah, but-- |
00:54:03 |
You are handling it? |
00:54:05 |
What's next? |
00:54:09 |
Where have you been? |
00:54:11 |
- I've been out. |
00:54:14 |
I've been calling-- |
00:54:16 |
I just had my phone |
00:54:19 |
I've been freaking out, |
00:54:22 |
Get that for me. |
00:54:28 |
It broke. |
00:54:30 |
Where have you been? |
00:54:33 |
I told you. |
00:54:38 |
It's freezing |
00:54:40 |
Doing what? |
00:54:42 |
Seeing somebody. |
00:54:44 |
I think that you've been |
00:54:48 |
without any contact. |
00:54:50 |
I didn't know if you |
00:54:55 |
Are you still gonna take |
00:54:59 |
I have no idea. |
00:55:01 |
I told them, no, |
00:55:03 |
'cause you |
00:55:06 |
I don't know-- |
00:55:08 |
( sighs ) |
00:55:11 |
- Maybe you should. |
00:55:17 |
I met somebody today. |
00:55:20 |
You met somebody? |
00:55:24 |
I want to go away |
00:55:31 |
( stuttering ) |
00:55:33 |
You met somebody today-- |
00:55:37 |
You know our rule is you |
00:55:50 |
It's just something |
00:55:54 |
No, I don't know. |
00:55:56 |
I don't even know what you're |
00:55:58 |
Who is this client? |
00:56:00 |
I've actually |
00:56:03 |
but there was |
00:56:06 |
There was definitely |
00:56:08 |
Today was the first |
00:56:11 |
I just said that, |
00:56:16 |
This is just hard |
00:56:18 |
you're suddenly going away with |
00:56:23 |
Does this have something |
00:56:28 |
Yeah, it does. |
00:56:31 |
But that's not |
00:56:34 |
There's just |
00:56:41 |
And there's something |
00:56:43 |
I can't |
00:56:47 |
Okay, let's back up. |
00:56:50 |
Did I do something? |
00:56:52 |
It's just for two days, Chris. |
00:56:55 |
- Okay, I get it. |
00:56:58 |
Is this because of me |
00:57:00 |
Is this something |
00:57:03 |
Not at all. |
00:57:08 |
What's this |
00:57:10 |
Don't worry |
00:57:17 |
What does this mean, you're |
00:57:20 |
I'm just going away |
00:57:22 |
That's it or you're |
00:57:24 |
Look, we've been together |
00:57:26 |
I'm gonna need more than just |
00:57:29 |
"I'm fine. I'm going away |
00:57:31 |
You don't even know |
00:57:33 |
Chris, you know |
00:57:36 |
You know what my books |
00:57:40 |
Books. |
00:57:42 |
I was cool with your books 'cause |
00:57:45 |
and it made |
00:57:47 |
but at the end of the day they're |
00:57:51 |
that probably has never been |
00:57:54 |
and doesn't know what the |
00:57:57 |
- You think so? |
00:57:59 |
I knew you felt that way. |
00:58:03 |
- Why didn't you admit it? |
00:58:06 |
For a guy that you read |
00:58:10 |
- I didn't say I was going to leave. |
00:58:13 |
- I said we're going away for a weekend. |
00:58:15 |
It's not just a guideline |
00:58:18 |
It's for my |
00:58:22 |
No, it's-- |
00:58:24 |
We are our lives. |
00:58:27 |
What you do for work-- |
00:58:31 |
You didn't meet |
00:58:33 |
You didn't meet some guy you |
00:58:36 |
I don't know that |
00:58:38 |
No, I do know that. |
00:58:41 |
and destroy |
00:58:43 |
I mean, |
00:58:48 |
We're just gonna |
00:58:52 |
I didn't say I was |
00:58:55 |
I said I need to find out. |
00:58:58 |
Yeah, well, if you go |
00:59:00 |
you're throwing |
00:59:03 |
- You understand that? |
00:59:06 |
There is no going |
00:59:10 |
You're incredibly selfish. |
00:59:13 |
- What did you say? I'm selfish? |
00:59:15 |
I'm selfish? |
00:59:17 |
- while you go out and fuck guys for money! |
00:59:20 |
And I don't do anything. |
00:59:24 |
Don't fucking |
00:59:27 |
( ringtone chiming ) |
00:59:35 |
- Hello. |
00:59:38 |
- Hi. |
00:59:41 |
A little cold. |
00:59:45 |
Listen, Christine, |
00:59:48 |
I've been thinking |
00:59:50 |
since we said goodbye. |
00:59:55 |
But I can't come. |
01:00:02 |
What? |
01:00:04 |
I'm sorry. |
01:00:08 |
I have to go home. |
01:00:12 |
I'm already here. |
01:00:15 |
I'm really sorry. |
01:00:19 |
The room's taken |
01:00:24 |
I was video-chatting with |
01:00:26 |
and the tears just started |
01:00:29 |
And I realized |
01:00:35 |
CHELSEA: |
01:00:41 |
I'm sorry. |
01:00:44 |
GLENN: |
01:00:46 |
dark straight hair, |
01:00:48 |
Chelsea would appear |
01:00:50 |
to satisfy in the goth |
01:00:54 |
Alas, Chelsea seems intent |
01:00:57 |
as a sophisticated |
01:00:59 |
With her flat affect, |
01:01:02 |
and utter refusal to engage, |
01:01:05 |
the likes of |
01:01:07 |
And that's just where |
01:01:10 |
Just as her perky little tits seemed |
01:01:13 |
so too did the connoisseur's |
01:01:17 |
at the clammy touch |
01:01:19 |
and the lukewarm and loose |
01:01:22 |
To quote the great sage |
01:01:25 |
'this number is |
01:01:28 |
A splendid time is absolutely |
01:01:34 |
# when they leave # |
01:01:37 |
# oh, yeah # |
01:01:40 |
# everyone's |
01:01:47 |
# whoo-oo-oo... # |
01:01:52 |
# ooh-oo-ooh... # |
01:02:00 |
# oh, yeah # |
01:02:03 |
( song continues ) |
01:02:22 |
# oh, yeah # |
01:02:30 |
# you ask me # |
01:02:36 |
# to pray |
01:02:41 |
( knocks on door ) |
01:02:52 |
- Hi. |
01:02:56 |
Should I come out |
01:03:09 |
How are you? |
01:03:14 |
Good. |
01:03:17 |
Can I get you |
01:03:21 |
I'm fine. |
01:03:24 |
So how's your day |
01:03:33 |
It's been all right. |
01:03:37 |
Are you sure? |
01:03:46 |
No. |
01:03:52 |
Want to talk about it? |
01:03:55 |
I really shouldn't. |
01:04:00 |
But it's just been |
01:04:06 |
Something happen? |
01:04:13 |
There's this guy |
01:04:16 |
and he's really nobody. |
01:04:21 |
And... |
01:04:23 |
he wanted to meet me |
01:04:26 |
and have sex for the exchange |
01:04:28 |
that in return he'll write |
01:04:34 |
tell people that I gave him |
01:04:37 |
the time of his life, |
01:04:40 |
which I already know |
01:04:43 |
( laughs ) |
01:04:45 |
I shouldn't talk about this. |
01:04:50 |
You can if you want. |
01:05:01 |
He took a Q-tip |
01:05:04 |
and he asked me |
01:05:11 |
This guy probably didn't |
01:05:22 |
I'm sorry, |
01:05:27 |
This guy was |
01:05:29 |
in every sense |
01:05:33 |
I'm sorry, |
01:05:35 |
I shouldn't be |
01:05:39 |
It's okay. |
01:05:42 |
Look, you seem like |
01:05:46 |
Do you want |
01:05:48 |
You want to take a walk, get |
01:05:52 |
( distant siren wails ) |
01:05:57 |
Yeah. |
01:07:24 |
( silent ) |
01:08:10 |
Could you put us somewhere a little |
01:08:13 |
I have something |
01:08:17 |
That's better. |
01:08:23 |
When somebody-- we agreed |
01:08:27 |
We agreed to meet here and |
01:08:29 |
which is a transactional |
01:08:31 |
you deal with all the time |
01:08:34 |
Now we're up to this part |
01:08:37 |
that would actually be |
01:08:40 |
and I feel you're |
01:08:42 |
I mean, the thing is that |
01:08:47 |
I mean, there's-- |
01:08:49 |
in this business it's all |
01:08:52 |
If you weren't beautiful, nobody'd |
01:08:56 |
To put it grossly, |
01:08:59 |
So the thing is that |
01:09:03 |
you wouldn't be |
01:09:05 |
Is that right? |
01:09:08 |
Do we agree on that? |
01:09:10 |
So suppose |
01:09:15 |
but I'm really much more |
01:09:18 |
because I get a sense from |
01:09:21 |
I'm not talking about myself, |
01:09:24 |
I got a feeling |
01:09:26 |
and also looking |
01:09:28 |
and the way you're doing |
01:09:31 |
and the way you're wearing |
01:09:33 |
and all that kind of stuff-- |
01:09:36 |
and here's somebody I'd like |
01:09:39 |
So is that iron door |
01:09:45 |
For most people, yes. |
01:09:47 |
Most? |
01:09:49 |
It's possible that |
01:09:51 |
in that little door |
01:09:54 |
This kind of thing that you |
01:09:57 |
I assume the armor in your |
01:10:01 |
just because |
01:10:03 |
So what kind of guy |
01:12:31 |
( knocks ) |
01:12:36 |
( beeps ) |
01:12:39 |
- Hi, Naim. |
01:12:41 |
- How are you? |
01:12:43 |
Good, thank you. |
01:12:45 |
- You look lovely. |
01:12:49 |
But it's very important that you |
01:12:53 |
I know. We've had |
01:12:55 |
The state of Israel |
01:13:00 |
He's the man. |
01:13:02 |
Everybody's buying gold |
01:13:05 |
it's a good hedge |
01:13:10 |
A friend of mine |
01:13:12 |
actually said I should |
01:13:17 |
People think that |
01:13:20 |
but diamonds don't really |
01:13:24 |
Unfortunately, |
01:13:28 |
Gold is |
01:13:32 |
( sighs ) |
01:13:49 |
Here. |
01:13:53 |
( shuddering ) |
01:14:06 |
( gasps ) |
01:14:17 |
( sniffles ) |
01:14:29 |
( moans ) |
01:15:32 |
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