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00:01:19 Know what I like about Christmas?
00:01:21 The surprises.
00:01:22 You get this box, and you're sure
00:01:26 You shake it, you weigh it.
00:01:27 You're convinced you have it pegged.
00:01:31 But then you open it up,
00:01:33 You know. Wow, bang, surprise.
00:01:35 I mean, it's kind of like
00:01:39 And I'm not saying
00:01:44 Come on, this time yesterday,
00:02:01 Paper or plastic?
00:02:11 Both.
00:02:16 You didn't double my coupons.
00:02:20 They're at the bottom in red,
00:02:30 You can't put bleach in
00:02:45 Don't think you're something
00:02:51 Look how far it got you.
00:02:58 Nothing brings back warm holiday
00:03:03 - Don't.
00:03:04 Because she's been on for 14 hours.
00:03:09 - Ronna?
00:03:11 - I haven't asked yet.
00:03:14 Christmas is a time for giving.
00:03:16 Mistletoe?
00:03:19 Pardon me if I'm not in
00:03:23 I'm getting evicted.
00:03:25 Tomorrow.
00:03:27 They wouldn't evict you at Christmas.
00:03:30 You'd be ho-ho-homeless.
00:03:33 - How much you owe?
00:03:35 - That's nothing.
00:03:37 You want my shift?
00:03:40 My best mates are going
00:03:43 I've never been.
00:03:46 If you take my shift,
00:03:53 Cash up front?
00:03:56 Deal.
00:04:00 I'll throw in an extra 20
00:04:08 Any available cashier.
00:04:10 I need a cashier up at the front.
00:04:16 Look, I went the last time.
00:04:18 Okay. Dead Celebrities.
00:04:21 Omar Sharif.
00:04:25 Steve McQueen.
00:04:27 Michael Landon.
00:04:29 Lee Marvin.
00:04:32 Shit.
00:04:38 Malcolm X.
00:04:44 You can't say Malcolm X.
00:04:46 He's famous. He's dead.
00:04:48 That's a rule.
00:04:50 That's not my problem.
00:04:52 You can challenge.
00:04:53 - I challenge.
00:04:55 Give me one dead celebrity
00:04:59 Fuck!
00:05:01 There is one.
00:05:03 I thought of one before.
00:05:06 Break was over four minutes ago.
00:05:19 I am.
00:05:26 - Xerxes.
00:05:28 Xerxes.
00:05:29 He was some dead pharaoh guy,
00:05:32 That wasn't it.
00:05:36 The pharaoh could've saved your ass.
00:05:39 There's an opera about him.
00:05:41 Xerxes.
00:05:42 I took Music Appreciation twice.
00:05:45 What do you mean, he's snowed in?
00:05:49 Look, just call me
00:05:52 He can't get out of the airport.
00:05:55 Is the British guy still here?
00:05:57 He went to Vegas for the weekend.
00:06:00 Vegas.
00:06:06 Hi...
00:06:08 ...Ronna. Right?
00:06:11 Do you know where I can get
00:06:14 Doughnuts, aisle four.
00:06:16 I was hoping for
00:06:18 The British guy usually hooks us up.
00:06:23 - How much?
00:06:25 You're overpaying.
00:06:26 We're desperate. We're going to
00:06:31 "Mary X-mas Superfest."
00:06:33 - You going?
00:06:35 But it's all or nothing
00:06:39 My friend's stuck in Chicago. He
00:06:43 Now we're dead.
00:06:46 ...to help us out...
00:06:48 Please.
00:06:59 I'll see.
00:07:02 Kick ass! Thank you.
00:07:06 So you want to buy all this OJ?
00:07:08 Absolutely.
00:07:16 You know Simon's in Vegas?
00:07:18 I don't need Simon. I'm going to Todd.
00:07:20 Todd Gaines?
00:07:22 Who's Todd Gaines?
00:07:23 That's Simon's dealer.
00:07:25 You can't go around Simon
00:07:28 Listen, if Simon were here,
00:07:32 ...when he gets it for ten.
00:07:35 But it's a leap. You're moving up the
00:07:40 You shouldn't do this, Ronna.
00:07:42 Why can't you chill the fuck out, okay?
00:07:46 When Simon gets back, we can still
00:07:50 But this is my deal.
00:07:51 Just sit back and watch.
00:08:19 - Speak.
00:08:21 - You know me through Simon.
00:08:25 Can I come up?
00:08:49 I thought you were still
00:08:52 At least, what Simon
00:08:55 I keep him honest.
00:08:58 At that level, you should pinch.
00:09:01 You leaving?
00:09:19 Be good.
00:09:23 I take it this is not a social call.
00:09:28 I need a favour.
00:09:30 I didn't know we were
00:09:33 Because if we were, you'd know
00:09:36 I ain't giving my best friends head...
00:09:39 ...so your chance of getting a favour
00:09:42 Just tell me what you want to buy.
00:09:44 Twenty hits of Ecstasy.
00:10:37 You come here out of the blue
00:10:40 ...when 20 is the magic number where
00:10:45 - I'd never fuck you like that.
00:11:09 This is the real thing.
00:11:10 Pharmaceutical grade,
00:11:14 Don't let anybody double dose.
00:11:18 - I understand.
00:11:21 Understood.
00:11:24 Twenty at fifteen is three hundred.
00:11:27 Fifteen?
00:11:30 I was thinking more like ten.
00:11:33 I know you charge Simon ten.
00:11:35 Inflation is a bitch.
00:11:39 Here's the deal. There are 20 of us.
00:11:42 But I only have $200.
00:11:47 No, no. Hear me out.
00:11:49 Hear me out, okay?
00:11:52 All right?
00:11:55 ...I go to them, get the extra hundred,
00:11:58 That would be doing you a favour,
00:12:03 I could leave something with you.
00:12:06 Collateral.
00:12:08 I already got a fucking Swatch.
00:12:10 I need something
00:12:15 - I'm not going up there.
00:12:17 Hour, tops.
00:12:19 He's a drug dealer.
00:12:20 Jesus, Claire!
00:12:23 How much have I done for you?
00:12:25 No. You're making me an accessory.
00:12:28 Claire, my bracelet you're wearing,
00:12:32 You're just some chick
00:12:35 I'm not.
00:12:38 Okay. No bullshit, okay?
00:12:41 I don't get this money, I'll get
00:12:48 Claire, I don't have anyone else
00:12:52 I'm coming to you,
00:12:55 Please.
00:13:03 Fine, 45 minutes.
00:13:05 We'll be back by 8. I promise.
00:13:16 It's 237.
00:13:19 Jesus! Next time, ask for directions.
00:13:28 Hey, Ronna?
00:13:35 You're a pro.
00:13:36 I'm a top-seeded amateur.
00:13:42 And I'm a very happy man.
00:13:53 Come on in.
00:13:57 Ronna.
00:13:58 When I heard Philly got snowed in,
00:14:02 It was getting loose there.
00:14:06 Work, work, work.
00:14:09 Friday must be a busy night.
00:14:12 That was just a friend.
00:14:15 What can I get you to drink?
00:14:17 Some of that orange juice
00:14:20 Great.
00:14:30 All right.
00:14:34 I understand...
00:14:37 ...this party tonight is
00:14:39 Massive.
00:14:41 Traci Lords is a promoter.
00:14:42 She is.
00:14:45 That's what I heard.
00:14:50 Ron, hon, we are fresh out of OJ.
00:14:57 Hey, we bought a bunch
00:15:01 I just left it in the car.
00:15:07 Zack tells me that you've got 20 at 20.
00:15:13 You got a bathroom?
00:15:15 - It's down the hall on the right.
00:15:21 Maybe we could do this first?
00:15:33 Fuck!
00:15:34 We said Chicago. You said Philly.
00:15:37 Maybe she didn't notice.
00:15:39 Everybody just keep it calm.
00:15:49 You're fine.
00:16:04 Everything all right?
00:16:06 Fine.
00:16:09 Shit!
00:16:25 It's all yours.
00:16:33 Ronna, hon, do we got a deal here
00:16:39 No, we don't. I came to tell you
00:16:42 A resourceful girl like you?
00:16:45 It's true.
00:16:49 I just want to make a deal here.
00:16:51 Who the fuck are you? Monty Hall?
00:16:57 Did you know I'm only 17?
00:17:00 I probably shouldn't be drinking beer,
00:17:04 ...underage and all?
00:17:13 That means get away from the door.
00:17:23 We go back to Todd's,
00:17:25 ...then exchange the pills for Claire.
00:17:27 We can't.
00:17:29 - Why not?
00:17:32 Think of something.
00:17:34 I need 100 bucks or 20 hits of X.
00:17:40 What?
00:17:46 You took one, didn't you?
00:17:51 Fuck you, Mannie!
00:17:53 How could you do this to me?
00:17:56 Drive!
00:17:58 Where?
00:18:00 Just drive!
00:18:02 I have an idea.
00:20:19 Were they round or oval?
00:20:21 White.
00:20:24 Round.
00:20:25 Like aspirin.
00:20:28 Like baby aspirin.
00:20:33 A or B?
00:20:36 - B.
00:20:39 Well, I wasn't really looking.
00:20:43 Stop fucking paging me, Claire!
00:20:59 Speak.
00:21:02 I'm just licking my dick.
00:21:03 What's up with you?
00:21:06 It's called the Crazy Horse.
00:21:10 I don't know what I'm up to.
00:21:16 The party? Where's it at?
00:21:28 It's called Mary X-mas.
00:21:31 "Mary," like a chick.
00:21:34 Like her name is Mary.
00:21:36 Not like you marry her,
00:21:40 I don't know.
00:21:42 Is this going to be cool?
00:21:44 Yeah, I guess.
00:21:45 My friend Claire here says
00:21:51 What, you know her?
00:21:54 It's your buddy Simon.
00:21:56 Yeah, I know.
00:21:59 She knows.
00:22:02 Hell, I don't know.
00:22:06 Maybe.
00:22:10 Well, save a load for me, big boy.
00:22:13 Whatever.
00:22:26 What do you want for Christmas,
00:22:30 I don't know.
00:22:33 Do you want to get laid?
00:22:36 No.
00:22:38 No, you don't want to get laid...
00:22:41 ...or no, you do, but you don't want
00:22:44 They'll be here.
00:22:57 Are you a virgin?
00:23:00 What?
00:23:01 Come on, Claire.
00:23:04 Answer the question.
00:23:06 Answer the question, Claire!
00:23:11 Breakfast Club. I get it.
00:23:18 Don't say anything.
00:23:21 Try not to look so stoned.
00:23:26 This girl's brother had already
00:23:29 I understand that.
00:23:31 Okay?
00:23:35 Let me just, you know,
00:23:39 ...and I'll have the manager
00:23:41 I'm trying to explain to you
00:23:44 They already got stuff somewhere
00:24:53 I'm keeping 50.
00:24:54 - Call it interest.
00:24:56 I'm really sorry about all this.
00:25:00 Hey, Ronna.
00:25:06 I just gave you a favour.
00:25:10 Here I thought you just gave me head.
00:25:49 Crown me.
00:25:57 You know, at the risk
00:26:00 ...me...
00:26:02 ...what'll you do about being evicted?
00:26:04 Aren't you still short?
00:26:15 What?
00:26:44 Hi, I'm Kelly and this is Donna.
00:26:46 We're wondering
00:26:51 I think I feel something.
00:26:54 It's really smooth, isn't it?
00:26:57 Donna's brother, here,
00:27:03 Chip. His name's Chip. My brother.
00:27:09 Is it like a wave...
00:27:12 ...or is it like a zoom?
00:27:14 It's like...
00:27:16 ...floating.
00:27:19 Like...
00:27:20 ..."Hey, man, how's the ground
00:27:24 I got it.
00:27:27 Holy shit!
00:27:29 Fuck, yeah!
00:27:32 Shit!
00:27:36 It's really that cool?
00:27:37 Man, you got to try this shit.
00:27:42 You know what makes it even better?
00:27:45 If you take, like,
00:27:48 I mean, like a lot of pot.
00:27:51 I can't believe
00:27:53 We're out of that.
00:27:58 Some people are saying
00:28:04 Show me your tits.
00:28:22 So how much have you made?
00:28:23 Four hundred.
00:29:42 Ronna. Ronna.
00:29:56 Where'd you get it?
00:29:57 This girl inside.
00:30:00 Ecstasy. You mean the real shit?
00:30:02 Pharmaceutical grade.
00:30:04 None of the crunchy herbal rave shit.
00:30:06 Best twenty bucks you could spend.
00:31:11 What's wrong?
00:31:13 I can't feel my hands.
00:31:16 Jesus, you're burning up.
00:31:18 I can't carry you, okay?
00:31:24 I'm going to leave you here, okay?
00:31:26 I'm going to go get the car.
00:31:28 All right? Just hide here, okay?
00:31:31 Just like a little mouse.
00:31:32 I'm going to get the car, then come
00:31:58 Hey, Ronna.
00:32:01 How are sales?
00:32:04 Todd.
00:32:06 I can explain.
00:32:07 I'm not going to ask you to.
00:32:10 It's not
00:32:13 But goddamn,
00:32:19 It's not what it looks like.
00:32:22 ...it's complicated.
00:32:26 I know I fucked up, okay?
00:32:29 ...I can make it up to you.
00:32:30 I'm the last person
00:32:33 I have the money.
00:32:35 I have more than I owe you.
00:32:37 So now you're an entrepreneur.
00:34:07 Jalisco? Where's Jalisco?
00:34:10 It's in Mexico.
00:34:14 Simon, no one is going to take
00:34:20 Nothing brings back
00:34:24 - Don't.
00:34:26 Because she's been on for 14 hours.
00:34:30 - Ronna.
00:34:32 - I haven't even asked.
00:34:35 Christmas is a time for giving.
00:34:37 Mistletoe?
00:34:42 - How much you owe?
00:34:44 - That's nothing.
00:34:46 You want my shift?
00:34:49 My best mates are going
00:34:52 I've never been.
00:34:55 If you take my shift,
00:35:00 Cash up front?
00:35:05 Deal.
00:35:08 I'll give you an extra 20
00:35:21 Fucking let me out of here!
00:35:35 What?
00:35:36 Shut your big butt.
00:35:46 Motherfucking jack-in-the-box!
00:35:49 Dude, you passed out
00:35:53 He still looks great.
00:35:55 Watch out.
00:35:59 Damn!
00:36:00 Man, watch the kicks!
00:36:03 That is nasty.
00:36:08 Peep this.
00:36:09 This chick's bobbing up and down
00:36:14 She actually found your dick?
00:36:16 Then she moves around the outside.
00:36:20 Whack! It hits her in the eye.
00:36:22 And her contact? It's, like, stuck
00:36:29 Yo, her contact is stuck
00:36:32 - Was it hard or was it soft?
00:36:35 - The contact lens.
00:36:38 That she once had two blue eyes...
00:36:40 ...and now she had
00:36:42 What does it matter?
00:36:44 It matters because it happened to me.
00:36:47 That was my story.
00:36:51 The difference is I knew
00:36:54 That, and my story was true.
00:36:59 - Whatever.
00:37:01 - Well, whatever.
00:37:04 Pull your stinky dinky out of my ass!
00:37:08 Fuck! Give a nigger a break!
00:37:11 "Nigger"?
00:37:13 Yo, I told you my
00:37:16 She was black. This ain't Roots!
00:37:18 Show me this Nubian's picture.
00:37:20 I don't carry her picture
00:37:23 If you were less black,
00:37:25 She was black as night!
00:37:27 Okay, stop! Truce!
00:37:28 Shut up!
00:37:34 Man, I see black.
00:37:36 I know I am.
00:37:39 You know? You're right.
00:37:42 Yo, fuck you, Vanilla Ice.
00:37:47 So what does Valentina do?
00:37:49 - Valentina's a nutritionist.
00:37:52 She also teaches a class
00:37:55 Class? What class?
00:37:57 It's called
00:38:01 She teaches people how to fuck?
00:38:04 Yo, I taught myself.
00:38:06 Yo, are you done yet, girl?
00:38:08 That's a shrimp ass.
00:38:11 Don't eat that shrimp.
00:38:14 This shit's expensive. You're spending
00:38:18 Damn!
00:38:23 The thing is, most people...
00:38:26 ...don't know how to make love.
00:38:28 They stick it in, move it around
00:38:31 But what Tantra teaches you
00:38:34 ...prolong the sexual experience.
00:38:36 Bring it to a higher level.
00:38:38 If one man in ten was having the sex
00:38:43 What's the longest you two ever did it?
00:38:46 - Fourteen hours.
00:38:48 How many times you shoot?
00:38:49 Not once, man.
00:38:52 You didn't go once?
00:38:55 You redirect the orgasm inside.
00:38:57 How long do your orgasms last?
00:39:02 I've had orgasms that have lasted
00:39:06 That's got to be bullshit!
00:39:08 - Honest to God, and I mean Allah.
00:39:11 - "Word."
00:39:12 When's the last time you got off?
00:39:14 I haven't ejaculated in six months.
00:39:21 Anyone can do it.
00:39:23 It just takes discipline.
00:39:25 Bullshit. You're some kind of
00:39:29 You call me "old school."
00:39:34 Hour and a half.
00:39:38 Thank you.
00:39:39 What the hell you doing with
00:39:42 The drug dealer.
00:39:44 He gets a discount here.
00:39:46 He let me borrow it. He's a good guy.
00:39:49 He's the good drug dealer. Right.
00:39:53 Relax, we're going to pay cash.
00:39:58 Come on, Singh.
00:39:59 I told you not to eat
00:40:02 Todd, it's Simon.
00:40:04 Come on, Singh.
00:40:05 I'm in Vegas. We just got here.
00:40:08 What was the name of
00:40:11 "Crazy Horse."
00:40:12 Right. So what you up to tonight?
00:40:15 Singh, come on now!
00:40:16 Hold on, man.
00:40:26 Damn, Singh!
00:40:28 See, I told you not to eat
00:40:32 You're going to a wedding?
00:40:33 So what is it, like a rave?
00:40:36 How's your stomach feel, Singh?
00:40:40 No gambling for you.
00:40:42 I know Claire.
00:40:43 So you going to fuck her?
00:40:50 All I know, mate, is
00:40:53 - Who are you?
00:40:55 What are you doing?
00:40:56 Raping small children.
00:41:06 Did I mention how much
00:41:10 No. No.
00:41:16 Bitch, look at your shirt.
00:41:20 Lend me some money.
00:41:21 - Man, where's your money?
00:41:24 We've been here five minutes.
00:41:25 I know, but I played a $100 table
00:41:29 Now I do.
00:41:31 Cool. Give me your wallet.
00:41:33 Here you go.
00:41:35 - What're you doing?
00:41:39 In an hour, I'll give you your money.
00:41:44 Scram. Damn it!
00:42:07 Darling?
00:42:28 Hello.
00:42:30 Cheers!
00:43:05 Oh, my God!
00:43:13 So if you're from over there...
00:43:16 ...then where did you meet
00:43:20 ...who I don't see?
00:43:24 The others already knew each other.
00:43:27 In traffic school?
00:43:30 Listen, I'm a good driver, I am.
00:43:32 I learned everything
00:43:35 - Great.
00:43:38 Knight Rider is an excellent programme.
00:43:42 Are you having a go at me here?
00:43:46 Our stop.
00:43:55 So do you want to be
00:44:11 Otherwise, I can't hold it in.
00:44:28 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:44:36 - You're fine.
00:44:38 - I don't know what was I doing!
00:44:41 You're beautiful.
00:45:15 Did you go?
00:45:21 Why not?
00:45:25 Tantra, baby.
00:46:18 Sorry.
00:46:35 Could you hand me a towel?
00:46:45 Baby, what's up?
00:46:55 I'm not a bathroom attendant!
00:46:59 Redneck motherf...!
00:47:04 Man, we're leaving.
00:47:06 - Hell, yeah.
00:47:17 Keep it close and there's an extra
00:47:24 Get in the car. Get in.
00:47:51 Shit! Look at this.
00:47:53 Oh, my Lord!
00:47:56 Don't point it at me.
00:47:57 - How do I know if it's loaded?
00:48:03 You know, I've never held
00:48:06 It's heavier than I thought.
00:48:07 Could you put it down, please?
00:48:09 I wonder if it's loaded.
00:48:11 How do you get this...
00:48:19 I can't do it. It's stuck.
00:48:25 Give me that gun! Take the wheel.
00:48:27 Goddamn you!
00:48:32 Take this.
00:48:39 I hold ten men's lives in my hand.
00:48:42 It's a nine-millimetre.
00:48:44 You don't have the stopping power.
00:48:46 Right.
00:48:47 For that, you'd need magnum force.
00:48:51 Easy, easy.
00:48:52 They'll ask you if you want
00:48:56 - Don't.
00:48:57 "Champagne" means a private dance.
00:49:01 - "Champagne" is a code, right?
00:49:03 - What does "vodka" mean?
00:49:05 You can order anything you want
00:49:09 Champagne.
00:49:34 What'll it be?
00:49:36 Let me get a vodka tonic
00:50:05 I'd like to buy your
00:50:10 Dumb ass!
00:50:20 I need a major credit card.
00:50:29 This is a gentlemen's club.
00:50:30 You are expected
00:50:34 I'll be giving you one rule.
00:50:35 If you break this rule,
00:50:39 - Are we clear?
00:50:41 The ladies can touch you.
00:50:43 You cannot touch the ladies
00:50:47 - Is that clear?
00:50:50 Enj oy your evening.
00:51:02 Have a seat right here, sexy.
00:51:07 Just relax.
00:52:03 Give it to me.
00:52:19 God!
00:52:20 Hands! Hands!
00:52:23 Asshole!
00:52:26 - Jerk! Can't listen to shit!
00:52:29 What did I fucking tell you?!
00:52:31 The other one!
00:52:35 Take it easy, man!
00:52:38 Am I talking to you?
00:52:40 I'm talking to
00:52:43 - Stop fucking kicking him!
00:52:47 - Want a piece of this?
00:52:54 Everybody back the fuck away!
00:53:02 Is there another way out?
00:53:04 Behind you. The door.
00:53:08 Marcus.
00:53:27 What are you doing?
00:53:29 Getting rid of the weapon.
00:53:32 It has your fingerprints on it.
00:53:42 Do we answer?
00:53:45 It's probably Orange County,
00:53:48 They can trace us
00:53:51 Go find the gun.
00:53:58 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:54:08 Just because some rapper's got
00:54:10 ...doesn't mean that
00:54:14 You pat him down.
00:54:15 You check him out.
00:54:17 I know.
00:54:19 You know what wakes me up at night,
00:54:24 Knowing you're no worse than anyone
00:54:29 Give me a towel.
00:54:34 In the old days...
00:54:36 ...you know how you got to the top?
00:54:39 By being better
00:54:43 And how do you people
00:54:45 By being so fucking incompetent,
00:54:50 So he falls on his ass, and
00:54:55 And now the top is down here,
00:55:00 ...and you don't even know
00:55:03 They said that
00:55:10 Then they must be
00:55:12 And I won't just teach you
00:55:15 ...l'll show you how not to be
00:55:18 The noise, the dealer
00:55:21 I'm going to show you what to do,
00:55:28 What?
00:55:30 Room 660.
00:55:33 Who was that?
00:55:36 Some shit.
00:55:38 I don't know.
00:55:45 They're at the Riviera, room 660.
00:55:52 Keep the change.
00:56:00 Here we go.
00:56:07 Hey, hey!
00:56:09 We got 30 seconds to get out!
00:56:11 - Get up!
00:56:13 - What the fuck?
00:56:16 - Just do it now!
00:56:20 What'd you guys do, man?
00:56:30 Room service.
00:56:33 It's them.
00:56:35 Who's "them"?
00:56:39 Kid! Kid, open the door.
00:56:44 I'm really sorry about before...
00:56:46 ...but it'd be swell if you could
00:56:49 - Fuck you!
00:57:00 Look, I'm really sorry, but it'd be
00:57:04 - It's an emergency.
00:57:07 Hundred bucks.
00:57:08 - Fuck!
00:57:17 - Tiny!
00:57:18 Now, kid, open up the door.
00:57:20 Open now. Open now!
00:57:24 Come on, man.
00:57:26 Come on, buddy.
00:57:28 Okay, you got the money.
00:57:40 I don't feel well!
00:57:43 What's going on?
00:57:47 What the fuck are we running from?
00:57:51 - Get in.
00:57:53 - Get in!
00:57:55 Hey, come on!
00:58:10 Get the car!
00:58:18 Do you even know
00:58:21 Of course I do. Don't be stupid.
00:58:23 Damn! Watch what you're doing.
00:58:25 Oh, my God!
00:58:27 Hold up!
00:58:29 Yo, Simon, slow down!
00:58:40 Come on. Look at this.
00:58:42 Come on!
00:58:46 They're right behind us.
00:58:48 Who?
00:58:50 Shit!
00:59:31 You're making me sick again, man.
00:59:44 Let me out!
00:59:51 Cop, cop, cop!
01:00:14 It's them.
01:00:18 How did they find us?
01:00:22 It's their town.
01:00:24 They have people.
01:00:54 Get off this street.
01:00:56 - Hold on!
01:00:58 Not here! Wait!
01:01:05 What the fuck?
01:01:09 I don't see them.
01:01:14 Wait! They're coming in!
01:01:18 All right, we can do this!
01:01:22 We can do it!
01:01:41 Let's gut this motherfucker!
01:01:57 Are you happy now?
01:01:58 Shut up, man!
01:01:59 Is your British ass happy now?
01:02:07 Come on, man!
01:02:10 - They're going to kill us!
01:03:04 You son of a bitch!
01:03:10 Man!
01:03:12 Will you get out of there?
01:03:21 Just so we're clear.
01:03:23 You stole a car...
01:03:25 ...shot a bouncer...
01:03:26 ...and had sex with two women?
01:03:30 You had sex with two women?
01:03:32 Here's the plan.
01:03:33 We can be in Mexico by noon.
01:03:35 We'll split up. I'll take Baja.
01:03:37 Fuck the plan, fuck Mexico!
01:03:39 We're going back home to L.A.
01:03:43 Simon, think about it.
01:03:45 If they wanted the cops,
01:03:48 They wanted us gone,
01:03:51 It's over.
01:03:54 - You had sex with two women?
01:03:58 Yeah, Tommy, it's Vic.
01:03:59 I need you to run a credit card.
01:04:03 Yeah. You ready?
01:04:06 First name, Todd.
01:04:08 Last name, Gaines. G-A-l-N-E-S.
01:04:18 - Which brings you all your holiday
01:04:24 - Don't.
01:04:26 Because she's been on for 14 hours.
01:04:30 - Ronna.
01:04:32 - I haven't asked yet.
01:04:35 Maybe you forget, Detectivne.
01:04:37 I was cleared of all charges.
01:04:42 I don't care how many lawyers
01:04:45 Eden Valley will never stand
01:05:12 You work out, don't you?
01:05:16 We have to. It's in the contract.
01:05:19 No, no, you got a great body.
01:05:21 Hey, people in here!
01:05:24 Look, Burke, just so we're
01:05:28 ...even if you get this guy today,
01:05:32 If a guy's concerned about
01:05:35 ...how come he gets busted
01:05:40 Relax. I'll sign the form,
01:05:50 Is it safe to have a radio
01:05:53 It's safe enough.
01:05:56 Starlight, star bright...
01:05:59 ...first star that I see tonight.
01:06:01 I wish I may, I wish I...
01:06:02 That's good. I'm getting him.
01:06:16 What does your girlfriend look like?
01:06:20 Five foot eight, brown hair, blue eyes.
01:06:25 - Hot?
01:06:28 Is she faithful?
01:06:30 No. I don't think so.
01:06:32 You faithful?
01:06:35 Not anymore, no.
01:06:48 Zack's girlfriend
01:06:52 Man, that sucks. How'd you find out?
01:06:58 No big deal.
01:07:01 - Come on. Spill it.
01:07:05 Okay. I found socks.
01:07:08 You know, the socks
01:07:11 ...to keep it from stretching out?
01:07:13 All my socks have that.
01:07:15 One day, I went into the drawer
01:07:20 - So...
01:07:22 We got John Sherlock Holmes in here.
01:07:24 You've been fucking around too.
01:07:27 Only after I found out.
01:07:48 So, Zack, do you know
01:07:52 No, Adam, I do not.
01:07:53 Although I have suspicions,
01:07:58 What a coincidence.
01:08:00 I have the exact same problem
01:08:04 Isn't it ironic?
01:08:05 Don't you think?
01:08:08 Maybe I should start
01:08:16 Gay men are so hot.
01:08:20 It's tragic.
01:08:31 He's not here.
01:08:33 What should we do? He's not here.
01:08:35 We're going to ask.
01:08:37 You're going to ask. Come on.
01:08:39 Why me?
01:08:41 You're more wholesome.
01:08:44 There's an opera about him.
01:08:46 Xerxes.
01:08:48 I took Music Appreciation.
01:08:59 He wasn't there.
01:09:00 - We heard. You guys were great.
01:09:03 Now this chick, Ronna,
01:09:07 - Maybe.
01:09:09 Then that's all we need.
01:09:18 Now they're both going in.
01:09:23 If she gets the stuff, what?
01:09:26 No, we try to bring her over.
01:09:28 You see, we arrest her
01:09:30 One crack whore off the street.
01:09:34 We cut her a deal
01:09:38 We cut him a deal to get the guy
01:09:41 Sooner or later,
01:09:44 You got that right.
01:09:46 She's coming up.
01:09:49 What if she's not a dealer?
01:09:51 What if it's just one thing you pulled
01:09:55 If she's making a deal, she's a dealer.
01:09:58 Doesn't matter
01:10:00 Ronna, hon, we are fresh out of OJ.
01:10:05 We bought a bunch
01:10:08 We just left it out in the car.
01:10:12 Zack tells me that you got 20 at 20.
01:10:17 You got a bathroom?
01:10:20 Yeah. Down the hall, on the right.
01:10:22 Here, let me show you.
01:10:27 Go!
01:10:44 It's all yours.
01:10:46 I shouldn't be
01:10:49 My being so...
01:10:51 ...you know, underage and all.
01:10:57 That means move away
01:10:59 Okay. Thank you.
01:11:11 Watch how I twist his wrist away
01:11:14 ...so he can't go after me.
01:11:16 Right down like that. Boom!
01:11:21 You know, I watch
01:11:24 ...and they never do it right. Ever.
01:11:28 Pisses me off.
01:11:30 Spread them!
01:11:37 Hey, feel the abs on this one.
01:11:39 You could scrub laundry on these.
01:11:45 What?
01:11:47 Nothing.
01:11:50 I'm just out of it.
01:11:51 Have a merry Christmas.
01:11:54 All right. Noël.
01:11:59 Whether you get something
01:12:01 ...we're done, right? We did our part.
01:12:05 Great!
01:12:07 There's something
01:12:11 I don't know.
01:12:16 You see, my wife and I...
01:12:18 We both work on Christmas,
01:12:22 And I was thinking...
01:12:24 ...maybe you guys
01:12:27 My wife is great. You'll love her.
01:12:29 Then I'll sign the paper.
01:12:33 Well...
01:12:46 Yes?
01:12:49 - Hi.
01:12:51 Phone?
01:12:52 - Check my messages?
01:13:36 Sorry.
01:13:37 No. Stay for a sec.
01:13:40 What does that smell like?
01:13:42 CK One, right?
01:13:43 Right? But it's not.
01:13:47 - Really?
01:13:48 I get this stuff
01:13:52 - It's nice.
01:14:04 It's down.
01:14:06 So is the liner.
01:14:10 - It's really soft.
01:14:12 Oh, no, no.
01:14:17 - Hear that?
01:14:19 Exactly. Individually wrapped springs.
01:14:24 I could do aerobics
01:14:26 I bet I wouldn't.
01:14:27 So, Zack, would you say
01:14:34 Tell me something.
01:14:36 When you kiss those girls, you're not
01:14:41 Well, it's a stage kiss.
01:14:44 Your lips touch,
01:14:46 So there's no feeling?
01:14:48 Nobody gets jealous?
01:14:51 It's not real. It's only acting.
01:15:04 See, now that...
01:15:07 There was a tongue there.
01:15:10 Honey?
01:15:12 Red or white?
01:15:15 Which goes with ham?
01:15:16 - White.
01:15:21 Fabulous.
01:15:23 - More wine?
01:15:25 He doesn't want any more.
01:15:27 No.
01:15:29 No, thank you. No, thank you.
01:15:32 Sure.
01:15:38 Look...
01:15:39 Burke, this is...
01:15:42 This is really great.
01:15:45 You're welcome.
01:15:48 I don't even know how to say this.
01:15:50 I'm sorry, but I think
01:15:53 ...because Adam's not feeling well.
01:15:58 I don't.
01:16:00 It's true.
01:16:04 Well, if you got to go...
01:16:06 ...then I understand.
01:16:09 But...
01:16:11 ...well, Irene and I sort of...
01:16:14 ...had an ulterior motive
01:16:16 He makes it sound sinister.
01:16:19 - It's not.
01:16:22 She's right. Okay.
01:16:25 You've looked around our place.
01:16:28 Where do you think we got
01:16:32 Just guess.
01:16:35 Come on.
01:16:42 - Sears?
01:16:48 It's actually from
01:16:51 Almost everything here
01:16:54 ...from the toilet paper
01:16:58 - The wine.
01:17:00 Even that cologne you liked.
01:17:02 Confederated Products is a multilevel,
01:17:07 ...which means we don't just sell
01:17:10 No sir-you-ree Bob!
01:17:12 We recruit and manage teams
01:17:15 Irene and I started eight months ago...
01:17:17 ...and already, we're pulling in
01:17:20 We're the number four distributor
01:17:22 You got that one, babe.
01:17:24 And by March,
01:17:31 As law enforcement officers, we can't
01:17:35 It's against the rules.
01:17:38 ...we look for people
01:17:41 Like the entertainment industry.
01:17:45 Wait. Wait.
01:17:48 You want us to sell Amway?
01:17:55 It's Confederated Products.
01:17:58 It's a different company.
01:18:00 It's a different quality of product.
01:18:05 I have to do something
01:18:09 I need to bathe in sin.
01:18:11 With me, or one of
01:18:15 Okay, I have cheated on you
01:18:18 Ditto.
01:18:21 Who?
01:18:26 No, I won't tell you because
01:18:30 Bad, not funny Roseanne kind of
01:18:36 - I'll tell you mine.
01:18:38 Why not?
01:18:41 You can't wait to tell me, can you?
01:18:45 You think yours is better than mine.
01:18:48 No, I don't.
01:18:49 - It's Sean Connery, isn't it?
01:18:51 - Fine.
01:18:53 - Wait, wait.
01:18:56 Okay, fine.
01:18:57 Count of three.
01:18:58 One, two, three.
01:19:00 - Jimmy...
01:19:05 Jimmy?
01:19:07 "Jimmy" Jimmy?
01:19:13 Is Jimmy here?
01:19:15 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
01:19:18 I'll call you back.
01:19:21 Jimmy's not here right now.
01:19:24 He went to this thing.
01:19:32 I'll go get it.
01:19:37 You two do know, don't you?
01:19:41 We know.
01:19:44 I take no responsibility.
01:19:46 I was only an innocent bystander.
01:19:48 But there was this one time
01:19:51 ...you missed each other
01:19:54 It was so exciting!
01:20:06 It's some sort of rave thing.
01:20:17 I got to say, the thing about Jimmy,
01:20:21 And the ear thing?
01:20:23 I have Q-tips.
01:20:26 The one thing I will give him
01:20:29 The oral was good.
01:20:30 What do you mean? He was terrible.
01:20:32 At one point, I had to stop him
01:20:36 I actually grabbed him by his ears
01:20:40 When was that?
01:20:42 I don't know. October, maybe?
01:20:45 Early October,
01:21:05 Hey.
01:21:13 Hi, cowboy.
01:21:18 Hi, asshole.
01:21:20 Stop!
01:21:34 I think you want
01:21:37 What?
01:21:41 Where'd you learn to drive?
01:21:44 I didn't pack a bag.
01:21:50 What the...?
01:22:04 Stop!
01:22:17 - Go. Go.
01:22:19 Go! Go! Go!
01:22:44 Okay.
01:22:47 Let's think about this logically.
01:22:51 All right, if she's dead...
01:22:54 ...there's nothing we can do.
01:22:56 And if she's alive,
01:22:59 ...who looked like
01:23:01 ...he probably did shoot her.
01:23:05 So...
01:23:06 ...even if she's alive, she's dead.
01:23:10 Exactly. Okay. Okay.
01:23:16 The only witnesses
01:23:19 I don't think any of us will talk
01:23:23 I really...
01:23:24 It really didn't go
01:23:29 A girl is dead.
01:23:34 I didn't say it went perfectly.
01:24:00 911 emergency.
01:24:42 What's up?
01:24:48 Holy shit!
01:24:58 They couldn't have been listening.
01:25:00 Hello?
01:25:02 Everything we've said
01:25:05 ...and they'd know we did it.
01:25:11 What if we were, like,
01:25:14 We could've been rehearsing.
01:25:23 Maybe no one's found the girl yet.
01:25:25 They will.
01:25:26 If there's no body, there's no crime.
01:25:37 - Stop! Stop it!
01:25:39 - What?
01:25:41 Well, where...?
01:25:42 We'll put her in the passenger seat.
01:25:44 Then where will I...?
01:25:45 You'll be in the passenger seat
01:26:04 All right.
01:26:17 Little help?
01:26:20 I can't.
01:26:22 What do you mean?
01:26:23 I can't do this. I can't do this.
01:26:25 - Listen.
01:26:29 - She's not dead!
01:26:31 I hit her and killed her.
01:26:33 She's not dead. She's acting dead.
01:26:35 Listen, this is just a scene.
01:26:37 You're just acting scared.
01:26:39 I'm acting like I'm helping her.
01:26:41 It's a scene. Look at the lights.
01:26:43 We're acting. Look at the camera.
01:26:46 Watch your blocking.
01:26:49 - Hi, Molly.
01:26:52 Hi, Molly.
01:26:54 Craft services are here and they're
01:26:58 You can have as many as you want.
01:27:02 Just help me get through this scene.
01:27:05 Smell them. Smell them.
01:27:07 Smell the veggie burgers.
01:27:11 I'm not delusional!
01:27:13 Then grab her fucking arms!
01:27:35 - She's not dead.
01:27:41 If she isn"t dead,
01:27:44 - We can leave her.
01:27:46 If we leave her and she dies,
01:27:49 - You still killed her.
01:27:51 Come on, I didn't mean it like that.
01:27:54 It's not like I'd testify against you.
01:27:58 Let's stick to plan A.
01:27:59 What? In plan A, she was dead.
01:28:10 Wait. What...?
01:28:27 Okay, new plan.
01:28:36 Man, that's Kelly.
01:28:39 Somebody beat the crap out of her.
01:28:41 Can somebody call an ambulance?
01:28:51 Look.
01:28:53 They"re getting her an ambulance.
01:28:56 It's good. Good.
01:28:59 What about that guy?
01:29:01 The guy with the gun?
01:29:03 Hey, Adam. Hello? Look, girl in ditch:
01:29:08 Girl out of ditch:
01:29:09 Sorry. Look, we did the right thing.
01:29:14 What? Okay, approximately.
01:29:17 In a half-assed, thrown-together,
01:29:21 ...we did the right thing.
01:29:24 Right?
01:29:27 She"s fine.
01:29:31 Right.
01:30:09 - Just sit anywhere you want.
01:30:12 ...meeting people.
01:30:49 Have you seen Ronna or Mannie?
01:30:51 We"re twins.
01:30:56 Coffee. Here you go.
01:31:00 We meet here after we go out,
01:31:06 I'm sorry.
01:31:10 Thanks for buying me breakfast.
01:31:17 Unless you want to sit alone.
01:31:20 No.
01:31:23 Fine.
01:31:25 See, I knew you weren't all evil.
01:31:35 What do you have against
01:31:37 Okay. You read your paper...
01:31:40 ...and you're enj oying
01:31:44 And there's
01:31:47 ...bottom right-hand corner,
01:31:50 And that"s
01:31:52 ...it spoils everything
01:31:57 You could just not read it.
01:32:00 I hate it, yet I'm
01:32:04 Are you going to...?
01:32:17 You know what I like about you?
01:32:19 And it's not your face.
01:32:23 But I think it's...
01:32:25 You"re the first non-fake person
01:32:27 It's kind of nice.
01:32:29 Professional curiosity.
01:32:32 - I'm serious.
01:32:36 Ginseng and Dexatrim.
01:32:44 You know what I like best
01:32:47 The surprises.
01:32:48 You get this box and you're sure
01:32:52 You shake it, weigh it,
01:32:55 No doubt in your mind.
01:32:57 But then you open it up,
01:32:59 You know. Wow, bang, surprise.
01:33:02 It's kind of like
01:33:04 And I'm not saying
01:33:08 Come on, this time yesterday,
01:33:56 How'd you get out?
01:34:02 Well, isn't this romantic?
01:34:13 Simon's apartment is here.
01:34:15 On Orlando, just off of Third.
01:34:19 There's construction on La Cienega,
01:34:24 Well, thanks.
01:34:25 Why don"t you
01:34:27 You could help them
01:34:32 Listen, I'm going to need
01:34:39 Guys, guys. Come on!
01:34:45 Do it.
01:34:46 Don't let him kill me!
01:34:48 Do it!
01:34:49 Stop it!
01:34:52 Shut up!
01:34:53 Hello? Witness?
01:34:54 - You going to shoot us both?
01:34:56 - This little fuck shot my son.
01:34:59 So you'll shoot all of us?
01:35:04 Justice.
01:35:12 That should be the fleshiest bit,
01:35:15 So it should be okay if you hit that.
01:35:23 Right. Cheers.
01:35:45 I can't.
01:35:48 - What do you mean, you can't?
01:35:50 You just pull the fucking trigger.
01:35:53 Pull the fucking trigger!
01:35:54 If he knows he'll be shot,
01:35:57 Just point! Shoot him!
01:35:59 - I don't mind.
01:36:01 If your mother could see you now.
01:36:04 - Pull the trigger.
01:36:06 No shit!
01:36:08 He shot you!
01:36:10 - Where you going?
01:36:11 See? The girl's leaving.
01:36:13 See you later!
01:36:21 It's all right! I'm okay!
01:36:57 Hey.
01:37:03 Things didn't go exactly as planned,
01:37:11 And where's Mannie?
01:37:17 Fuck me!
01:37:19 - Mannie.
01:37:24 Mannie?
01:37:30 - Mannie?
01:37:37 Mannie?
01:37:42 Yeah? Yeah?
01:37:48 You look like shit.
01:37:51 Found them.
01:37:56 Let's go.
01:38:07 Here, I'll drive.
01:38:12 Do you have enough money
01:38:14 And 20 left over.
01:38:17 Maybe I'll open a savings account.
01:38:24 So...
01:38:25 ...what are we doing