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10 Things I Hate About You
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[Rock Band Warming Up] |
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[Man] Okay, guys, here we go. |
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One, two... |
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One, two, three... |
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[Rock] |
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It's been one week |
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Cocked your head to the side |
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Five days since you |
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Get that together |
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Three days since |
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I realised it's all my fault |
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Yesterday you'd forgiven me |
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But it'll still be two days |
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Hold it now and watch the hoodwink |
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You'll think you're looking at Aquaman |
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Though I like my Chalet Swiss |
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Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes |
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Because I'm all about value |
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You try to match wits |
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Gonna make a break and take a fake |
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I like vanilla |
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Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll |
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'Cause it's so dangerous |
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[Hard Rock] |
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I don't give a damn |
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You're livin' in the past |
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A girl can do what she wants to do |
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And I don't give a damn |
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- Oh, no |
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- Not me |
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And I don't give a damn |
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Never said I wanted |
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And I'm only doing good |
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And I don't have |
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- And I don't give a damn |
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- Oh, no |
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- Not me |
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I'll be right with you. |
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So, Cameron. |
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Nine schools in ten years. |
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- Yeah. M-My dad is, uh... |
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I'm sure you won't find Padua |
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Same little ass-wipe shit-for-brains |
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Excuse me? Did you just say... |
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Not any more, you're not. I've got |
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Now, scoot. Scoot! |
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Okay. |
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Thanks. Thanks a lot. |
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Patrick Verona. |
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I see we're making |
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Only so we can have these moments |
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Oh, very clever, |
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Says here you exposed yourself |
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I was joking with the lunch lady. |
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Bratwurst? |
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Aren't we the optimist? |
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Next time, keep it |
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Scoot! |
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Hello! Michael Eckman. |
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Oh, hi. Thank God. |
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- Normally they send down |
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- I know what you mean. |
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Michael? |
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Here's the breakdown. Over there, |
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Now listen. Unless they talk |
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- Wait. Is that your rule or theirs? |
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- Eat me. |
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- To the left, we have the coffee kids. |
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- That was Costa Rican, butthead! |
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Don't make any sudden |
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These delusionals |
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They're big Marley fans. |
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- Semi-political, but mostly... |
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- Yeah. These guys... |
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Yeah, but the closest they've come |
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[Chuckling] |
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These are your future MBAs. |
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Yuppie greed is back, |
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- Hey, guys, how you doin'? |
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- Yesterday, I was their god. |
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[Sighs] Bogey Lowenstein |
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that I buy my lzods |
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- So they kicked you out? |
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- He'll pay. Now, over here... |
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- What group is she in? |
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- That's Bianca Stratford. |
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Of course you do. |
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I'm sure. |
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Yeah, but see, there's a difference |
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Because I like my Skechers, |
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But I love my Skechers. |
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- That's because |
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Listen, forget her. |
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And it's a widely known fact |
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Uh-huh. Yeah. |
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- Whatever. |
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[Chattering] |
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Okay, then. What did everyone |
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I loved it. |
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Romantic? |
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He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist |
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hanging around Picasso |
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As opposed to a bitter, |
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[Students Chuckling] |
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Pipe down, Chachi. |
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I guess in this society, being male and |
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- [Students Groaning] |
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or Charlotte Bronte |
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[Panting] |
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The oppressive patriarchal values |
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Good. |
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- Hey, hey! |
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Is there any chance |
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[Students Chuckling] |
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Someday you're gonna get bitch-slapped, |
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And Kat, I want to thank you |
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I know how difficult it must be for you |
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of upper-middle class |
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Must be tough. |
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But the next time you storm the P.T.A., |
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or whatever it is |
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ask them why they can't buy a book |
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- That's right, mon! |
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[Both Mumbling] |
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- Anything else? |
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- What? Mr Morgan... |
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- [Scattered Chuckling] |
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Undulating with desire, |
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Adrienne removes her red... |
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[Sighs] |
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Crimson cape... |
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at the sight of |
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Judith! |
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What's another word |
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I'll look it up. |
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Okay. |
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- Swollen. Turgid. |
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Perfect. |
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So, I hear you were terrorizing |
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Expressing my opinion |
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The way you expressed your opinion |
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By the way, his testicle |
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in case you're interested. |
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I still maintain that he |
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The point is, Kat... |
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- Cat. |
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[Purrs] |
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People perceive you as somewhat... |
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- Tempestuous? |
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You might want to work on that. |
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Thank you. |
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As always, thank you |
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I'll let you get back |
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"Quivering member." |
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Virgin alert. |
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Ooh. |
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Oh, she's out of reach, even for you. |
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- No one's out of reach for me. |
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Money, I've got. |
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- This I'm gonna do for fun. |
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- Who's that guy? |
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He's a jerk off, and a model. |
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- He's a model? [Chuckles] |
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Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumoured |
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- Really? |
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Man, look at her. |
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- Vapid? |
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- Conceited. |
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There's more to her than you think. |
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Look at the way s-she smiles, |
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She's totally pure. |
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No, no, Cameron, no. |
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is a snotty little princess wearing |
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to make guys like us realise |
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and guys like Joey realise |
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She, my friend, is what we will spend |
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Put her in your spank bank, |
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- Move on. |
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I mean, you know, not about the spanking |
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All right... I'm wrong? |
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She's actually looking |
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Are you serious? |
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D-Do you speak French? |
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Well, no, but I will. |
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Hey. Your little Rambo look |
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- Didn't you read last month's Cosmo? |
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I know you can be overwhelmed, |
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but can you ever |
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- I think you can in Europe. |
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Would you sweet young things |
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Careful on the leather. |
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Whoo! |
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That's a charming |
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It's disgusting. |
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Remove head from sphincter, |
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- You okay? |
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- That's your girlfriend's sister. |
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The mewling, rampalian wretch herself. |
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- [Sighs] Stay cool, bro. |
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Look out! |
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My balls! |
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[Grunts] |
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[Laughs] |
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Sunshine on the window |
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Makes me happy |
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Like I should be |
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Outside all around me |
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Really sleazy |
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Then it hits me |
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Don't tell me |
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You can't see |
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Me, me, me |
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Hello, Katarina. |
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Sadly, no. |
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- Hi, Daddy. |
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- And where have you been? |
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Hey, what's this? |
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[Gasps] |
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[Screams] |
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[Giggling Excitedly] |
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Uh, honey, |
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but isn't Sarah Lawrence |
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- Thus the basis of its appeal. |
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I thought you decided you were |
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"U Dub," like me. |
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No, you decided. |
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Oh, okay, so what, you just pick up |
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Let's hope so. |
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Ask Bianca who drove her home. |
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Kat, don't change the... |
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Now, don't get upset, Daddy, |
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- Who's a flaming imbecile. |
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Please. I think I know |
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And I think I know the answer... no. |
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What are the two house rules? |
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Number two: |
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- That's it. |
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All right, you want to know |
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This morning I delivered a set of twins |
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Do you know what |
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I'm a crack whore who should have |
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Close, but no. |
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She said, |
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- She did not. |
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if she wasn't so doped up. |
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Can we focus on me |
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I am the only girl in school |
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- Oh, no you're not. |
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- And why is that again? |
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Where did you come from? |
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- As opposed to |
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[Claps Hands] |
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Old rule out. |
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when she does. |
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But she's a mutant! |
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Then you'll never date. |
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And I'll get to |
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The deep slumber of a father whose |
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[Pager Beeping] |
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- We'll talk about Sarah Lawrence later. |
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- Wait! Daddy! |
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Can't you just find |
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to take you to the movies |
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I'm sorry. Looks like you'll |
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on the witty repartee |
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[Scoffs] |
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[Mockingly] |
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Hi. |
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Roxanne Corinne and Andrew Jarrett |
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public break-up on the quad... |
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Oh, yeah, um, okay. |
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start with pronunciation, |
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Not the hacking and gagging |
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Well, uh, there is |
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- There is? |
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We could eat some together, uh, |
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Saturday night? |
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You're asking me out? |
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That's so cute. |
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Cameron. Listen, I know that |
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but I thought that if |
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- Oh, wait a minute. Curtis... |
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My dad just came up with a new rule. |
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You're kidding. |
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- 'Cause I read about this |
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In case you haven't heard, my sister's |
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Yeah. Yeah, I noticed |
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- Why is that? |
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She used to be really popular, |
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she got sick of it or something. |
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Theories abound as to why, |
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Plus, she's a bitch. |
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Well, yeah, but I'm sure, |
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lots of guys who wouldn't mind |
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I mean, you know, people jump out |
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It'd be like "Extreme Dating." |
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You think you could find |
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Yeah, sure, why not? |
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- And you'd do that for me? |
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I-I mean, you know, |
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[Bell Rings] |
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Now, I have gathered a group of guys... |
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Padua's finest. |
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Hi. |
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Would any of you be interested |
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[Laughing] |
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[Chuckles] |
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Maybe if we were |
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and there were no sheep. |
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- Are there sheep? |
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Did I or did I not tell you |
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No one will go out with her. |
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Hey, hey, what about him? |
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Him? No, don't... |
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He's a criminal. |
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- He just did a year in San Quentin. |
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I'm serious, man. |
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He sold his own liver on the |
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He's our guy. |
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[Clears Throat] |
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Hi. |
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- Listen, l... |
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Okay. |
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How do we get him |
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[Sighs] |
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I mean, uh, |
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but we don't have any money. |
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Yeah, well, |
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- What's that? |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Is that a peach Fruit Roll-Up? |
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Oh, okay. |
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- Are you lost? |
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Actually, I just came by to chat. |
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- We don't chat. |
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that I'd run an idea by you, |
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- I'm not. |
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Now, you want Bianca, right? |
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But she can't go out with you |
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is this insane head case, and no one |
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Does this conversation |
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What I think you need to do, |
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is you need to hire a guy |
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Someone who doesn't scare so easily. |
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[Joey] |
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- I heard he ate a live duck once. |
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Clearly, he's a solid investment. |
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- What's in it for you? |
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I'm walking down the hall and |
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Yeah, yeah, I get it. |
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[Clears Throat] |
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- We're done now. |
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- What are you doing |
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We let him pretend |
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While he's busy setting things up, |
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- That is a good idea. All right. |
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I have a dick on my face, don't I? |
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Now, remember, guys... |
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grip it and rip it. |
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[Whistles Blowing] |
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Hey. |
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I had some great duck last night. |
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Do I know you? |
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You see that girl? |
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- Yeah. |
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- I want you to go out with her. |
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Yeah, sure, Sparky. |
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Look, I can't take out her sister |
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You see, their dad's whacked out. |
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That's a touching story. It really is. |
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Would you be willing |
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if I provide generous compensation? |
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[Chuckles] You're gonna pay me |
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- Mm-hmm. |
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- How much? |
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- [Grunts] |
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Fine, 30. |
| 00:22:19 |
Well, let's think about this. |
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We go to the movies, |
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We get popcorn, that's, uh, 53. |
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And she'll want Raisinettes, |
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So, uh, we're looking at 75 bucks. |
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This isn't a negotiation. |
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Fifty bucks |
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- [Whistle Blowing] |
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- Good hustle, Stratford. |
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Hey there, girlie. |
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- How you doin'? |
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Now, there's a way to get |
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My mission in life. |
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But obviously, I struck your fancy, |
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- The world makes sense again. |
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- Pick you up on Friday, then. |
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Well, the night I take you places |
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Like where? |
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Do you even know my name, screw boy? |
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I know a lot more than you think. |
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Doubtful. |
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- We are screwed. |
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- I want to hear you upbeat. |
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- There you go. |
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Run, Bogey! |
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Have you ever considered a new look? |
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I mean, seriously. You could |
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buried under all this hostility. |
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I'm not hostile. |
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Why don't you try being nice? |
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People wouldn't know what to think. |
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- You forget, |
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No, I don't. |
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You don't always have to be |
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I happen to like being adored, |
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Where'd you get the pearls? |
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- They're Mom's. |
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No. Daddy found them |
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So you're just gonna start |
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It's not like she's |
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Besides, they look good on me. |
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Trust me. |
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Nice ride. |
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Are you following me? |
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I was in the laundromat. |
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Hi. |
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- Not a big talker, huh? |
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My fenders don't really whip me |
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- You're not afraid of me, are you? |
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- Well, most people are. |
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Well, maybe you're not afraid of me, but |
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Am I that transparent? |
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I want you, I need you. |
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[Hip-Hop Playing On Stereo] |
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[Groans] |
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- Do you mind? |
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- [Laughing] |
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[Chuckles] |
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"Whoops"? |
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My insurance does not cover P.M.S.! |
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[Sighs] |
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Is this about Sarah Lawrence? |
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Aren't you punishing me |
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- You think you could leave her |
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- Then stop making my decisions for me. |
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So what I want doesn't matter. |
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You're 18. |
| 00:26:26 |
And you won't know |
| 00:26:28 |
and even if you get it, |
| 00:26:30 |
I want to go |
| 00:26:32 |
I want you to trust me |
| 00:26:35 |
and I want you to stop |
| 00:26:38 |
- Yeah? Well, you know what I want? |
| 00:26:41 |
[Groans] |
| 00:26:44 |
Can't wait. |
| 00:26:48 |
Did you just maim Joey's car? |
| 00:26:50 |
Yeah. Looks like you're gonna |
| 00:26:52 |
Has the fact |
| 00:26:55 |
managed to escape your attention? |
| 00:26:57 |
Daddy! |
| 00:27:04 |
- When I shell out 50, I expect results. |
| 00:27:08 |
Watching that bitch violate my car |
| 00:27:11 |
Now, if you don't get any, |
| 00:27:15 |
So get some. |
| 00:27:18 |
I just upped my price. |
| 00:27:20 |
- What? |
| 00:27:23 |
- In advance. |
| 00:27:26 |
Well, forget her sister, then. |
| 00:27:33 |
You better hope you're as smooth |
| 00:27:47 |
- Go. |
| 00:27:49 |
I went before. |
| 00:27:59 |
We know what you're trying to do |
| 00:28:02 |
Is that right? |
| 00:28:05 |
- Help you out. |
| 00:28:08 |
[Stammering] |
| 00:28:10 |
my man Cameron here |
| 00:28:15 |
What is it with this chick? |
| 00:28:17 |
- Hey! |
| 00:28:21 |
when I say that Cameron's love is pure, |
| 00:28:23 |
purer than, say, Joey Donner's. |
| 00:28:25 |
I'm in this for the cash. |
| 00:28:28 |
Okay, there will be no ploughing. |
| 00:28:30 |
Patrick, uh... Pat... |
| 00:28:33 |
Let me explain something |
| 00:28:35 |
We set this whole thing up |
| 00:28:39 |
Joey's just a pawn. |
| 00:28:44 |
- So, you two are gonna |
| 00:28:47 |
We'll do some research, |
| 00:28:49 |
We're your guys. |
| 00:28:51 |
And he means that in |
| 00:28:56 |
Uh, [Clears Throat] |
| 00:28:59 |
Now, Friday night, |
| 00:29:02 |
It's the perfect opportunity. |
| 00:29:04 |
- Perfect opportunity for what? |
| 00:29:09 |
I'll think about it. |
| 00:29:13 |
And for a little payback. |
| 00:29:15 |
This is gonna be some party. |
| 00:29:27 |
Let's do this. |
| 00:29:35 |
Sexy boy |
| 00:29:43 |
Sexy boy |
| 00:29:48 |
Now, this is really important, okay? |
| 00:29:51 |
Which one do you like better? |
| 00:29:56 |
Hmm. I think I like |
| 00:30:01 |
- Yeah, it's... It's more... |
| 00:30:05 |
Damn. |
| 00:30:07 |
So, are you going to Bogie Lowenbrau's |
| 00:30:10 |
Yeah, I might. |
| 00:30:12 |
Good, 'cause you know, I'm not |
| 00:30:17 |
- [Bell Ringing] |
| 00:30:20 |
- Okay. |
| 00:30:24 |
Sexy boy |
| 00:30:38 |
[Cameron] So, have you heard |
| 00:30:41 |
Yes, and I really, really, |
| 00:30:45 |
But you know I can't. |
| 00:30:48 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 00:30:51 |
you know, she's not going for my guy. |
| 00:30:53 |
- She's not a... |
| 00:30:57 |
I found a picture of Jared Leto |
| 00:30:59 |
so I'm pretty sure she's not |
| 00:31:02 |
Okay, so that's the kind of guys |
| 00:31:05 |
I don't know. |
| 00:31:08 |
is that she'd die before |
| 00:31:10 |
Okay, all right, no smoking. |
| 00:31:13 |
You're asking me |
| 00:31:15 |
of my sister's twisted mind? |
| 00:31:17 |
I don't think so. |
| 00:31:19 |
Well, nothing else has worked. |
| 00:31:28 |
Okay, here we go. |
| 00:31:31 |
Class schedule, reading list, |
| 00:31:33 |
date book, concert tickets, |
| 00:31:40 |
Aha! Black panties! |
| 00:31:43 |
What does that tell us? |
| 00:31:46 |
She wants to have sex someday, |
| 00:31:48 |
You... |
| 00:31:50 |
You don't buy black lingerie |
| 00:31:54 |
Oh. |
| 00:31:56 |
So, uh... |
| 00:32:01 |
No. |
| 00:32:06 |
A girl's room is very personal. |
| 00:32:09 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:32:14 |
[Beeping Horn] |
| 00:32:21 |
- Nice bike. |
| 00:32:38 |
Wow. |
| 00:32:42 |
Don't touch anything. |
| 00:32:54 |
So, what have you got for me? |
| 00:32:57 |
A little insight |
| 00:33:01 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:33:04 |
Should you be drinking alcohol |
| 00:33:07 |
- What? |
| 00:33:11 |
All right, first thing. |
| 00:33:18 |
So, you're telling me |
| 00:33:21 |
- Yes. Well, just for now. |
| 00:33:25 |
Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys. |
| 00:33:36 |
- Are you telling me |
| 00:33:40 |
- This is a gorgeous guy. |
| 00:33:45 |
All right. Uh, yeah, okay. |
| 00:33:49 |
[Clears Throat] |
| 00:33:51 |
"Thai food, feminist prose |
| 00:33:56 |
of the indie rock persuasion." |
| 00:33:58 |
Here's a list of CDs |
| 00:34:03 |
So, I'm supposed to buy her |
| 00:34:05 |
and sit around listening to chicks who |
| 00:34:07 |
Have you ever been to Club Skunk? |
| 00:34:10 |
[Cameron] Her favourite band's |
| 00:34:13 |
I can't be seen at Club Skunk, |
| 00:34:15 |
But she'll be there. |
| 00:34:17 |
Assail your ears for one night. |
| 00:34:21 |
She has a pair of black underwear. |
| 00:34:25 |
[Cameron] |
| 00:34:27 |
Couldn't hurt, right? |
| 00:34:30 |
[Rock] |
| 00:34:44 |
You can talk |
| 00:34:48 |
You can talk about it |
| 00:34:51 |
If I'm wrong |
| 00:34:55 |
If I'm wrong |
| 00:34:58 |
You can talk |
| 00:35:01 |
As the hours slip away |
| 00:35:05 |
As my own |
| 00:35:08 |
I can call another day |
| 00:35:13 |
Come on, come on |
| 00:35:16 |
To my embrace |
| 00:35:19 |
How you sleep so easy |
| 00:35:23 |
Is a mystery |
| 00:35:27 |
You caught my ear |
| 00:35:30 |
Pressed to the glass |
| 00:35:34 |
By the way |
| 00:35:37 |
It's your second face |
| 00:35:41 |
Thought what I heard |
| 00:35:43 |
- [Continues, Indistinct] |
| 00:35:45 |
I need agua! |
| 00:35:48 |
All the things |
| 00:35:53 |
- So won't you come on, come on |
| 00:35:55 |
Come on to my embrace |
| 00:36:03 |
If you're planning on asking me out, |
| 00:36:06 |
Do you mind? |
| 00:36:09 |
You're not surrounded by |
| 00:36:11 |
I know. I quit. |
| 00:36:14 |
You think? |
| 00:36:17 |
You know, these guys |
| 00:36:21 |
But they're not bad. |
| 00:36:26 |
- You know who the Raincoats are? |
| 00:36:32 |
I was watching you out there before. |
| 00:36:35 |
- [Stops] |
| 00:36:44 |
- Come to Bogey's party with me. |
| 00:36:48 |
- [Band Starts] |
| 00:36:51 |
- No. |
| 00:36:55 |
- No. |
| 00:37:08 |
Should have used the window. |
| 00:37:11 |
- Hi, Daddy. |
| 00:37:14 |
Where are we going? |
| 00:37:16 |
Well, if you must know, |
| 00:37:19 |
Otherwise known as an orgy? |
| 00:37:21 |
Mr Stratford, it's just a party. |
| 00:37:23 |
And hell is just a sauna. |
| 00:37:27 |
Do you know anything about a party? |
| 00:37:29 |
- People expect me to be there. |
| 00:37:33 |
Why can't you be normal? |
| 00:37:35 |
- Define "normal." |
| 00:37:38 |
- What's a Bogey Lowenstein? |
| 00:37:40 |
for all the idiots at our school |
| 00:37:44 |
in hopes of distracting themselves |
| 00:37:46 |
- of their meaningless... |
| 00:37:49 |
- [Chuckles] |
| 00:37:52 |
forget that you're completely wretched |
| 00:37:55 |
Please? |
| 00:37:58 |
Please? |
| 00:38:01 |
[Sighs] Come on, Kat. |
| 00:38:07 |
Fine. |
| 00:38:10 |
[Shrieking] |
| 00:38:15 |
- It's starting. |
| 00:38:20 |
I want you to wear the belly. |
| 00:38:22 |
- [Gasps] |
| 00:38:25 |
Not all night. |
| 00:38:27 |
Just around the living room for a minute |
| 00:38:29 |
the full weight of your decisions. |
| 00:38:34 |
- I am perfectly aware... |
| 00:38:36 |
Every time you even think |
| 00:38:38 |
I want you to picture wearing this |
| 00:38:41 |
- You are so completely unbalanced. |
| 00:38:43 |
- We're going now. |
| 00:38:46 |
No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, |
| 00:38:48 |
no tattoos, no piercings, |
| 00:38:52 |
- Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas. |
| 00:38:57 |
- What are you doing here? |
| 00:39:00 |
- Oh, I'm early. |
| 00:39:03 |
Who knocked up your sister? |
| 00:39:09 |
So then, Bianca says that I was right, |
| 00:39:11 |
that she didn't wear the Kenneth Coles |
| 00:39:14 |
because she thought that it was, |
| 00:39:18 |
And the fact that I noticed... |
| 00:39:21 |
"Really meant something." |
| 00:39:24 |
You told me that part already. |
| 00:39:26 |
I've been thinking about her |
| 00:39:28 |
Stop being so self-involved |
| 00:39:33 |
You look like my Great-Uncle Milton. |
| 00:39:36 |
- You think I should lose the tie? |
| 00:39:38 |
Maybe you're right. |
| 00:39:40 |
And I'm also very excited. |
| 00:39:43 |
It's all very mixed up. |
| 00:39:45 |
All right, just calm down, |
| 00:39:48 |
The last party I went to |
| 00:39:51 |
You want to talk about some fun. |
| 00:40:17 |
Now, remember, guys. |
| 00:40:21 |
Oop! |
| 00:40:25 |
- [Doorbell Ringing] |
| 00:40:31 |
- [Kicking Door] |
| 00:40:39 |
[Funk] |
| 00:40:55 |
You know, I'm... |
| 00:40:59 |
Yeah, that's a Toyota. |
| 00:41:03 |
It has dual side air bags |
| 00:41:12 |
- Kiss me! |
| 00:41:15 |
- Okay. |
| 00:41:20 |
- Hey, thanks, man! |
| 00:41:25 |
Sweet. |
| 00:41:27 |
Looking fresh tonight, pussy cat. |
| 00:41:30 |
Wait. Was that... |
| 00:41:34 |
- Hey, where are you goin'? |
| 00:41:37 |
- Your sister here? |
| 00:41:39 |
Oh, I'll stay away |
| 00:41:42 |
But I can't guarantee |
| 00:41:44 |
- Fight! |
| 00:41:48 |
[Cheering, Hooting] |
| 00:41:56 |
You guys, please! |
| 00:42:00 |
[Group Gasping] |
| 00:42:03 |
Thank you! |
| 00:42:07 |
Hey, Kat. |
| 00:42:11 |
- Bianca, wait. |
| 00:42:14 |
No, there's something |
| 00:42:16 |
I am busy enjoying my adolescence, |
| 00:42:20 |
Bu-bye. |
| 00:42:24 |
Want one? |
| 00:42:26 |
- What is this? |
| 00:42:29 |
- [Coughs] |
| 00:42:32 |
I'm getting trashed, man. Isn't that |
| 00:42:35 |
I don't know. |
| 00:42:37 |
Funny. |
| 00:42:39 |
Later. |
| 00:42:52 |
Lord of the dance! |
| 00:42:55 |
- Bite me. |
| 00:42:58 |
Hey. Hey, have you seen her |
| 00:43:01 |
- Relax. |
| 00:43:04 |
Follow the love. |
| 00:43:08 |
Hi, Bianca. |
| 00:43:11 |
Oh, hi, Cameron. |
| 00:43:14 |
Um, you know Chastity? |
| 00:43:17 |
Uh, yeah. I think, uh, |
| 00:43:21 |
Neat. |
| 00:43:23 |
So, um, you... |
| 00:43:26 |
You really look amazing. |
| 00:43:29 |
- Thanks. |
| 00:43:32 |
- [Both Laughing] |
| 00:43:34 |
Bianca, let's go. We're all |
| 00:43:38 |
Um, I'll see you around, okay? |
| 00:43:52 |
- [Giggling] |
| 00:43:55 |
and the tube sock gig... |
| 00:43:58 |
- [Screams] |
| 00:44:01 |
And I'm up for |
| 00:44:03 |
I know it sounds |
| 00:44:06 |
I get to do some acting. |
| 00:44:16 |
- You see what I did there? |
| 00:44:19 |
That was underwear. I'll show you |
| 00:44:25 |
You see the difference? |
| 00:44:28 |
All right, I'll show you guys. |
| 00:44:37 |
Ohhh! |
| 00:44:43 |
Please tell me I am crazy |
| 00:44:49 |
That I'm wasting time with you |
| 00:44:55 |
You'll never be mine |
| 00:45:00 |
Is it me, or does this party |
| 00:45:09 |
Really, really, |
| 00:45:11 |
thank you! |
| 00:45:13 |
Hey. Hey, Kat, why don't you |
| 00:45:16 |
No! |
| 00:45:19 |
My man! |
| 00:45:22 |
- Do what? |
| 00:45:24 |
- [Rap] |
| 00:45:28 |
Go! |
| 00:45:34 |
See this? |
| 00:45:42 |
Whoo! |
| 00:46:00 |
[Head Hitting Chandelier] |
| 00:46:06 |
- Are you okay? |
| 00:46:11 |
You're not fine. |
| 00:46:14 |
- I just need to lie down. |
| 00:46:18 |
- Sleep is good. |
| 00:46:20 |
Come on. |
| 00:46:24 |
- Sit. |
| 00:46:26 |
- I'm a little busy right now. |
| 00:46:34 |
- What? |
| 00:46:36 |
- What are you talking about? |
| 00:46:39 |
She never wanted me. |
| 00:46:42 |
Cameron, do you like the girl? |
| 00:46:44 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:46:47 |
I thought she was, but, you know, l... |
| 00:46:49 |
Well, she is or she isn't. |
| 00:46:51 |
See, first of all, |
| 00:46:54 |
Secondly, don't let anyone |
| 00:46:58 |
Go for it! |
| 00:47:01 |
- [Softly Whimpering] |
| 00:47:03 |
- Come on. |
| 00:47:06 |
[Chuckles] |
| 00:47:13 |
[Sighs] |
| 00:47:15 |
- This is so patronizing. |
| 00:47:17 |
Leave it to you to use big words |
| 00:47:19 |
- [Chuckles] I don't think so. |
| 00:47:24 |
- Why are you doing this? |
| 00:47:27 |
You don't care if I never wake up. |
| 00:47:29 |
- Sure I do. |
| 00:47:30 |
Because then I'd have to start |
| 00:47:33 |
- Like you could find one. |
| 00:47:35 |
Who needs affection |
| 00:47:38 |
- I just... Let me sit down for a while. |
| 00:47:46 |
- [Gasps] Geez! |
| 00:47:55 |
- So, why'd you let him get to you? |
| 00:47:58 |
- Joey. |
| 00:48:01 |
Well, you've chosen the perfect |
| 00:48:07 |
- Well, you know what they say. |
| 00:48:11 |
No, no, no, no. Kat, come on, wake up! |
| 00:48:14 |
Listen to me, Kat! |
| 00:48:17 |
[Panting] |
| 00:48:23 |
Hey. |
| 00:48:25 |
Your eyes have |
| 00:48:27 |
[Chuckles] |
| 00:48:32 |
[Vomiting] |
| 00:48:34 |
[Coughing] |
| 00:48:41 |
[Coughing Continues] |
| 00:48:44 |
I don't know if we should go. |
| 00:48:46 |
Hey, a bunch of us |
| 00:48:49 |
Um, I have to be home in 20 minutes. |
| 00:48:51 |
Well, you know I don't have to be home |
| 00:48:55 |
- One more chance. |
| 00:48:58 |
- Damn. |
| 00:49:02 |
- You wanna go? |
| 00:49:04 |
- Chastity! |
| 00:49:07 |
Bitch. |
| 00:49:12 |
- Hey. Have fun tonight? |
| 00:49:16 |
Hey, Cameron? |
| 00:49:19 |
Do you think you could |
| 00:49:24 |
- ["Cruel To Be Kind"] |
| 00:49:27 |
- Do what? |
| 00:49:30 |
- Start a band? |
| 00:49:33 |
Yeah, start a band. |
| 00:49:37 |
I pick myself up off the ground |
| 00:49:40 |
To have you knock me back down |
| 00:49:42 |
Again and again |
| 00:49:45 |
And when I ask you to explain |
| 00:49:47 |
[Turns Radio Off] |
| 00:49:49 |
You don't strike me as the type that |
| 00:49:53 |
- Oh, so now you think you know me? |
| 00:49:56 |
The only thing people know |
| 00:50:01 |
Yeah, well, I'm no picnic myself. |
| 00:50:09 |
Uh, so what's up with your dad? |
| 00:50:14 |
No, he just wants me to be |
| 00:50:17 |
- Who? |
| 00:50:19 |
Oh, Bianca. |
| 00:50:24 |
No offence or anything... I mean |
| 00:50:27 |
but, um, she's without. |
| 00:50:36 |
You know, |
| 00:50:40 |
you're not as vile |
| 00:50:51 |
Maybe we should do this another time. |
| 00:50:59 |
[Scoffs] |
| 00:51:20 |
[Car Radio] |
| 00:51:30 |
[Engine, Radio Stop] |
| 00:51:38 |
You never wanted |
| 00:51:42 |
Yes, I did. |
| 00:51:45 |
No, you didn't. |
| 00:51:48 |
Okay, no, not actually... |
| 00:51:51 |
Well, then that's all |
| 00:51:55 |
Have you always been this selfish? |
| 00:52:01 |
[Softly] |
| 00:52:05 |
You know, just 'cause you're beautiful, |
| 00:52:07 |
that doesn't mean that you can |
| 00:52:11 |
I mean, I really liked you, okay. |
| 00:52:15 |
I-I defended you |
| 00:52:17 |
I helped you when you asked me to, |
| 00:52:19 |
I learned French for you and then |
| 00:52:52 |
And I'm back in the game! |
| 00:52:57 |
Kat, me lady. |
| 00:53:02 |
Dance for me, cowgirl. |
| 00:53:04 |
Kat babe, what do we owe you |
| 00:53:07 |
All right, not that I give a damn, |
| 00:53:10 |
Oh, I don't know. |
| 00:53:13 |
Unless she kicked the crap |
| 00:53:15 |
I don't wanna hear about it. |
| 00:53:17 |
Okay, let's open up our books |
| 00:53:22 |
And listen up. |
| 00:53:24 |
In faith, I do not love thee |
| 00:53:28 |
But 'tis my heart loves what |
| 00:53:30 |
Who in despite of view |
| 00:53:34 |
Now, I know Shakespeare's |
| 00:53:37 |
but he knows his shit, |
| 00:53:40 |
I want you all to write |
| 00:53:43 |
[Class Groans] |
| 00:53:45 |
Yes, Miss l-Have-An-Opinion- |
| 00:53:48 |
Do you want this |
| 00:53:50 |
You're not gonna fight me on this? |
| 00:53:53 |
No, I think it's |
| 00:53:55 |
[Chuckles] You're just |
| 00:53:58 |
- No, I'm really looking forward |
| 00:54:02 |
- What? |
| 00:54:11 |
- Thanks, Mr Morgan. |
| 00:54:25 |
I can't get enough of you, baby |
| 00:54:29 |
I can't get enough of you, baby |
| 00:54:33 |
Yes, it's true |
| 00:54:36 |
Hey. Cool picture. |
| 00:54:39 |
What's that collar for? Is that |
| 00:54:42 |
[Laughing] |
| 00:54:45 |
Kidding. No, because I know |
| 00:54:49 |
[Scoffs] More than a fan. |
| 00:54:54 |
Okay. |
| 00:54:56 |
Who could refrain, |
| 00:55:00 |
- and in that heart... |
| 00:55:04 |
- That's Macbeth, right? |
| 00:55:09 |
So, listen, l... |
| 00:55:13 |
and he likes your friend... |
| 00:55:15 |
- [People Chattering] |
| 00:55:21 |
What did you do to her? |
| 00:55:23 |
I didn't do anything. |
| 00:55:26 |
- But the plan was working. |
| 00:55:31 |
Yeah, well, I did, but, uh, |
| 00:55:33 |
that was until she kissed me. |
| 00:55:35 |
- Where? |
| 00:55:41 |
Sorry. |
| 00:55:43 |
- Dweeb! Putz! |
| 00:55:45 |
- All right, I talked to her. |
| 00:55:48 |
"Hates with him the fire |
| 00:55:50 |
That's a direct quote. |
| 00:55:53 |
Thanks, Malcolm. |
| 00:55:55 |
We don't know. |
| 00:56:04 |
Maybe two. |
| 00:56:09 |
Take time for your pleasure |
| 00:56:13 |
Take the hand of another |
| 00:56:17 |
Hey! |
| 00:56:19 |
Can you imagine who would go to |
| 00:56:22 |
I would, but I don't have a date. |
| 00:56:24 |
Do you really want |
| 00:56:26 |
so some Drakkar Noir-wearing Dexter |
| 00:56:29 |
while you're forced to listen |
| 00:56:32 |
All right, all right, we won't go. |
| 00:56:34 |
It's not like I've got a dress anyway. |
| 00:56:37 |
You're looking at this from |
| 00:56:39 |
We're making a statement. |
| 00:56:41 |
Oh, goody. |
| 00:56:45 |
Whoa, whoa |
| 00:56:47 |
For the wings of a dove |
| 00:56:49 |
Whoa, whoa |
| 00:56:51 |
For the wings of a dove |
| 00:56:53 |
- Whoa, whoa |
| 00:56:55 |
For the wings of a dove |
| 00:56:57 |
Whoa, whoa |
| 00:56:59 |
For the wings of a do-o-ove |
| 00:57:01 |
- Hey there, Cupid. |
| 00:57:05 |
You're concentrating awfully hard |
| 00:57:08 |
- [Man Yelps] |
| 00:57:10 |
I want to talk to you about prom. |
| 00:57:12 |
Ow! Ow-ooo! |
| 00:57:17 |
Look, you know the deal: |
| 00:57:20 |
Your sister is going. |
| 00:57:23 |
- Since when? |
| 00:57:32 |
This should take care of the flowers, |
| 00:57:35 |
Just make sure she gets to the prom. |
| 00:57:38 |
Do you know what? |
| 00:57:41 |
Okay, wait, wait, wait. |
| 00:57:43 |
You sick of, let's say, 300? |
| 00:58:04 |
I'm not the sort of person |
| 00:58:07 |
Who falls |
| 00:58:10 |
In and quickly out of love |
| 00:58:14 |
But to you I gave my affection |
| 00:58:18 |
Right from the start |
| 00:58:23 |
I have a lover |
| 00:58:25 |
Who loves me |
| 00:58:28 |
How could I break such a heart |
| 00:58:32 |
And still you get my attention |
| 00:58:40 |
Why do you come here |
| 00:58:43 |
When you know |
| 00:58:47 |
Why do you call me |
| 00:58:50 |
When you know |
| 00:58:54 |
Make me lie and I don't want to |
| 00:58:59 |
And make someone else |
| 00:59:03 |
[Fades] |
| 00:59:05 |
Excuse me. Have you seen The |
| 00:59:09 |
- What are you doing here? |
| 00:59:11 |
- You're so... |
| 00:59:14 |
Wholesome. |
| 00:59:16 |
Unwelcome. |
| 00:59:18 |
You're not as mean as you think you are, |
| 00:59:22 |
And you're not as badass |
| 00:59:25 |
Ooo, someone still has |
| 00:59:27 |
Don't for one minute think that you had |
| 00:59:30 |
Then what did I have an effect on? |
| 00:59:32 |
Other than my upchuck reflex, |
| 00:59:46 |
You're right, she's still pissed. |
| 00:59:49 |
Sweet love, renew thy force. |
| 00:59:51 |
Hey! Don't say shit like that to me. |
| 00:59:55 |
Look, you embarrassed the girl. |
| 00:59:57 |
Sacrifice yourself on |
| 01:00:04 |
Listen, don't say shit like that to him. |
| 01:00:06 |
People can hear you. |
| 01:00:09 |
There's a new kind of world |
| 01:00:14 |
It's got devils |
| 01:00:17 |
Sitting on my shoulders |
| 01:00:20 |
There's a new kind of world |
| 01:00:29 |
[Microphone Feeds Back] |
| 01:00:37 |
[Patrick] |
| 01:00:41 |
Can't take my eyes off of you |
| 01:00:45 |
You'd be like heaven to touch |
| 01:00:48 |
I wanna hold you so much |
| 01:00:52 |
At long last love has arrived |
| 01:00:56 |
And I thank God I'm alive |
| 01:01:00 |
You're just too good to be true |
| 01:01:03 |
Can't take my eyes off of you |
| 01:01:07 |
- [Blowing Whistle] |
| 01:01:23 |
- I love you, baby |
| 01:01:26 |
And if it's quite all right |
| 01:01:29 |
To warm the lonely night |
| 01:01:34 |
Trust in me when I say |
| 01:01:38 |
Oh, pretty baby |
| 01:01:41 |
Don't bring me down, I pray |
| 01:01:44 |
Now that I found you, stay |
| 01:01:50 |
Let me love you |
| 01:01:55 |
[Continues Playing] |
| 01:02:14 |
[Laughs] |
| 01:02:29 |
- [Grimaces Softly] |
| 01:02:37 |
You look pretty nervous. |
| 01:02:40 |
[Timidly] |
| 01:02:42 |
You're sweating like a pig. |
| 01:02:45 |
Yes, sir. |
| 01:02:47 |
Your eyes are all... bloodshot. |
| 01:02:49 |
Yes, sir. |
| 01:02:52 |
You've got pot, don't you? |
| 01:03:00 |
I'm confiscating this. |
| 01:03:11 |
This too. |
| 01:03:17 |
Mr Chapin, can I talk to you |
| 01:03:20 |
What can I do for you, Stratford? |
| 01:03:22 |
I have some ideas on how |
| 01:03:24 |
Great! |
| 01:03:29 |
[Whispering] |
| 01:03:32 |
The window. |
| 01:03:34 |
[Chuckles] As you know, we have |
| 01:03:38 |
[Gasps] |
| 01:03:40 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:03:42 |
You don't take steroids, do you, |
| 01:03:45 |
can severely disintegrate |
| 01:03:48 |
- [Class Groans] |
| 01:03:50 |
- That's not the point. |
| 01:03:53 |
- [Floorboard Creaks] |
| 01:03:56 |
I was thinking, I devised a plan that |
| 01:04:00 |
Which is? |
| 01:04:02 |
- That thing that you taught us. |
| 01:04:05 |
- Misdirection. |
| 01:04:07 |
Yeah, you or Siegfried or Roy? |
| 01:04:11 |
- [Floorboard Creaks] |
| 01:04:14 |
Um, they're looking left |
| 01:04:17 |
Bang, we score. We win. |
| 01:04:19 |
Okay, but how do we get 'em |
| 01:04:22 |
- [Banging] |
| 01:04:25 |
[Class Cheering] |
| 01:04:32 |
Okay. Well, |
| 01:04:35 |
now that you've seen "the plan," |
| 01:04:38 |
I'm gonna go and show "the plan" |
| 01:04:43 |
Okay. |
| 01:04:46 |
Hi. |
| 01:04:51 |
[Both Laughing] |
| 01:04:55 |
I can't thank you enough |
| 01:04:58 |
- Very cool. |
| 01:05:00 |
I thought for sure I was busted when I |
| 01:05:03 |
So, how did you keep him distracted? |
| 01:05:05 |
I dazzled him with my... wits. |
| 01:05:11 |
- So, what's your excuse? |
| 01:05:14 |
For acting the way we do? |
| 01:05:17 |
I don't like to do what people expect. |
| 01:05:19 |
Why should I live up to other people's |
| 01:05:22 |
So, you disappoint 'em from the start |
| 01:05:26 |
Something like that. |
| 01:05:30 |
- Then you screwed up. |
| 01:05:34 |
You never disappointed me. |
| 01:05:44 |
Are you up for it? |
| 01:05:46 |
Up for what? |
| 01:05:56 |
[Groans] |
| 01:05:59 |
Fascinating new thing |
| 01:06:03 |
- [Groans] |
| 01:06:04 |
And I know you're speaking of me |
| 01:06:07 |
- [Laughing] |
| 01:06:10 |
- [Screams] |
| 01:06:12 |
I want you to love me |
| 01:06:17 |
I'm surprised that |
| 01:06:22 |
- [Shouts] |
| 01:06:25 |
And that somebody wants you |
| 01:06:45 |
I'm surprised that |
| 01:06:50 |
That you're lovely |
| 01:06:52 |
And that somebody wants you |
| 01:06:54 |
I'm surprised that |
| 01:06:59 |
That you're priceless |
| 01:07:01 |
Even when you are not new |
| 01:07:06 |
- [Laughing] |
| 01:07:09 |
Fascinating new thing |
| 01:07:13 |
Fascinating new thing |
| 01:07:16 |
All right |
| 01:07:24 |
No, none of that stuff is true. |
| 01:07:26 |
- State trooper. |
| 01:07:29 |
Rumour. The duck? |
| 01:07:31 |
Hearsay. |
| 01:07:33 |
Fact. But he deserved it. |
| 01:07:36 |
- Fair enough. |
| 01:07:38 |
It's real. |
| 01:07:42 |
- With the Pygmies? |
| 01:07:45 |
With my mom. |
| 01:07:48 |
Where were you last year? |
| 01:07:51 |
Do you? |
| 01:08:00 |
- Tell me something true. |
| 01:08:06 |
I hate peas. |
| 01:08:08 |
No. Something real. |
| 01:08:11 |
Okay. You're sweet... |
| 01:08:16 |
and sexy... |
| 01:08:17 |
[Kisses Neck] |
| 01:08:19 |
And completely hot for me. |
| 01:08:22 |
You are amazingly self-assured. |
| 01:08:25 |
I tell myself that every day, actually. |
| 01:08:31 |
- Go to the prom with me. |
| 01:08:35 |
Come on. Go with me. |
| 01:08:37 |
- No. |
| 01:08:41 |
Because I don't want to. |
| 01:08:43 |
Come on. |
| 01:08:46 |
Why are you pushing this? |
| 01:08:50 |
What's in it for you? |
| 01:08:53 |
Oh. |
| 01:08:56 |
S-So now I need to have a motive |
| 01:08:59 |
You tell me. |
| 01:09:00 |
Oh, f... |
| 01:09:04 |
Has anyone ever told you that? |
| 01:09:07 |
- Answer the question, Patrick. |
| 01:09:09 |
There is nothing in it for me, |
| 01:09:13 |
[Scoffs] |
| 01:09:24 |
[Speaking French] |
| 01:09:37 |
Wait. Wait a minute. |
| 01:09:51 |
Merde. |
| 01:10:13 |
[Groans, Panting] |
| 01:10:18 |
Seven! |
| 01:10:21 |
Good. |
| 01:10:27 |
- Daddy? |
| 01:10:29 |
I'd like to discuss tomorrow night |
| 01:10:39 |
The prom? Kat has a date? |
| 01:10:42 |
Well, no. |
| 01:10:45 |
Don't think you're fooling me. |
| 01:10:49 |
What's a hot rod? |
| 01:10:52 |
It's a... If your sister's not going, |
| 01:10:57 |
Okay, let's review. |
| 01:10:59 |
Kat, not interested; |
| 01:11:02 |
Do you know what happens at proms? |
| 01:11:04 |
Yes, Daddy. We'll dance, |
| 01:11:07 |
It's not quite the crisis situation |
| 01:11:09 |
Kissing, huh? |
| 01:11:12 |
Got news for you. |
| 01:11:13 |
Kissing isn't what keeps me up to |
| 01:11:17 |
Can we for two seconds ignore the fact |
| 01:11:21 |
and discuss my need for a night |
| 01:11:23 |
What's normal? |
| 01:11:26 |
sleeping in each other's beds |
| 01:11:28 |
- Daddy, that is so not... |
| 01:11:31 |
I'm down. |
| 01:11:33 |
And you are not going out |
| 01:11:36 |
I don't care how dope his ride is. |
| 01:11:37 |
[Groans] |
| 01:11:42 |
My mama didn't raise no fool. |
| 01:11:46 |
Thanks, Bill. |
| 01:11:49 |
Ridiculous amounts of love |
| 01:11:52 |
- [Chuckles] |
| 01:11:55 |
[Girl] |
| 01:11:57 |
- The Real World. |
| 01:12:00 |
- [Knocking] |
| 01:12:04 |
[Slow Piano On TV] |
| 01:12:10 |
Listen, I know... |
| 01:12:12 |
[TV Shuts Off] |
| 01:12:14 |
I know you hate having to sit at home |
| 01:12:17 |
- Like you care. |
| 01:12:20 |
But I'm a firm believer in doing |
| 01:12:23 |
and not someone else's. |
| 01:12:25 |
Well, I wish I had that luxury. |
| 01:12:27 |
You know, I'm the only sophomore |
| 01:12:30 |
and I can't go because |
| 01:12:37 |
Joey never told you |
| 01:12:40 |
- Yeah, okay. |
| 01:12:50 |
- Why? |
| 01:12:54 |
- But you hate Joey. |
| 01:12:57 |
So, what happened? |
| 01:13:04 |
Oh! [Laughs] |
| 01:13:08 |
Just once, right after Mom left. |
| 01:13:12 |
Everyone was doing it, so... |
| 01:13:15 |
I did it. |
| 01:13:17 |
Afterwards I told him I didn't want to |
| 01:13:21 |
and he got pissed and he dumped me. |
| 01:13:24 |
After that I swore I'd never do anything |
| 01:13:28 |
And I haven't since, |
| 01:13:30 |
with the exception of Bogey's party |
| 01:13:36 |
How is it possible |
| 01:13:39 |
I warned him that if he told anyone, |
| 01:13:41 |
the cheerleading squad would find out |
| 01:13:48 |
Okay, so why didn't you tell me? |
| 01:13:52 |
I wanted to let you |
| 01:13:56 |
Then why did you help Daddy |
| 01:13:59 |
It's not like I'm stupid enough |
| 01:14:02 |
I guess I thought I was protecting you. |
| 01:14:04 |
By not letting me experience |
| 01:14:08 |
Not all experiences are good, Bianca. |
| 01:14:09 |
You can't always trust |
| 01:14:12 |
Well, I guess I'll never know, |
| 01:14:36 |
The grey ceiling on the Earth |
| 01:14:39 |
Well, it lasted for a while |
| 01:14:42 |
Take my thoughts |
| 01:14:44 |
I've been acting like a child |
| 01:14:47 |
But what else, what else can I do |
| 01:14:50 |
I said I'm sorry |
| 01:14:58 |
Ladies with thinning hair or bald spots, |
| 01:15:02 |
G.L.H. Is not a paint or a cover-up. |
| 01:15:04 |
It's an amazing powder that clings |
| 01:15:08 |
It actually builds on itself... |
| 01:15:11 |
leaving you with great, |
| 01:15:13 |
- And the G.L.H. Hair system |
| 01:15:16 |
Order your G.L.H. Hair package now. |
| 01:15:19 |
Bye, Dad. |
| 01:15:21 |
- Funny, sweetie. |
| 01:15:24 |
- It instantly covers your bald spot |
| 01:15:30 |
- What's that? |
| 01:15:32 |
I seem to be hearing |
| 01:15:35 |
[Doorbell Rings] |
| 01:15:39 |
- Hi. |
| 01:15:44 |
[Stammers, Chuckles] |
| 01:15:48 |
- [Chuckles] Bye, Daddy. |
| 01:15:50 |
Turn. Explain. |
| 01:15:54 |
Okay. Remember how you said |
| 01:15:58 |
Well, she found this guy who's |
| 01:16:02 |
because Cameron asked me to go to |
| 01:16:05 |
and since Kat went I guess I'm allowed |
| 01:16:08 |
and its previous stipulations, |
| 01:16:10 |
- Nice to meet you. |
| 01:16:16 |
I know every cop in town, bucko! |
| 01:16:20 |
This is not good. |
| 01:16:24 |
I said I want you to know |
| 01:16:28 |
I said I want you |
| 01:16:32 |
Well, I want you to know |
| 01:16:36 |
I said I want you |
| 01:16:41 |
Who-o-o-a |
| 01:16:46 |
Shout, shout |
| 01:16:48 |
Shout, shout |
| 01:16:51 |
Hey-a-a-a |
| 01:16:53 |
[Crowd] |
| 01:16:54 |
[Music Fades] |
| 01:17:03 |
Wow. |
| 01:17:05 |
You too. |
| 01:17:09 |
Where'd you get a tux |
| 01:17:11 |
Oh, just something I had, |
| 01:17:14 |
- Where'd you get the dress? |
| 01:17:22 |
Listen, I'm really sorry |
| 01:17:26 |
I was wrong. |
| 01:17:28 |
[Sighs Deeply] |
| 01:17:33 |
Okay. |
| 01:17:35 |
- Ready for the prom? |
| 01:17:51 |
Hi, Mr Stratford. I'm Joey. |
| 01:18:02 |
On their minds |
| 01:18:04 |
Their hormones are raging |
| 01:18:08 |
And I know |
| 01:18:11 |
And I can't just let you go and |
| 01:18:15 |
- Have you seen him? |
| 01:18:17 |
William. |
| 01:18:20 |
Oh, Mandella, please tell me you haven't |
| 01:18:24 |
You're last to see |
| 01:18:27 |
But I would never, ever, ever |
| 01:18:30 |
Been waiting for you all day long |
| 01:18:32 |
And I know, I know 'cause you said so |
| 01:18:36 |
And I know, I know 'cause you said so |
| 01:18:46 |
- Milady. |
| 01:19:09 |
["Cruel To Be Kind"] |
| 01:19:12 |
Oh, my God, it's... |
| 01:19:15 |
I called in a favour! |
| 01:19:23 |
Oh, I can't take |
| 01:19:26 |
Though you say you're my friend |
| 01:19:30 |
You say your love is bona fide |
| 01:19:33 |
But that don't coincide |
| 01:19:37 |
And when I ask you to be nice |
| 01:19:41 |
You say you gotta be |
| 01:19:43 |
Cruel to be kind |
| 01:19:46 |
Cruel to be kind |
| 01:19:49 |
Cruel to be kind |
| 01:19:55 |
You gotta be cruel to be kind |
| 01:19:57 |
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo |
| 01:20:01 |
Cruel to be kind |
| 01:20:04 |
Cruel to be kind |
| 01:20:07 |
[Girls Chattering] |
| 01:20:12 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:20:13 |
I know you didn't think |
| 01:20:16 |
Joey just picked me up. |
| 01:20:18 |
Oh, well, congratulations. |
| 01:20:21 |
Very generous, princess. |
| 01:20:22 |
And just so you know, |
| 01:20:25 |
He even had a bet going |
| 01:20:27 |
He was gonna nail you tonight. |
| 01:20:34 |
- Milwaukee. |
| 01:20:37 |
That's where I was last year. |
| 01:20:40 |
I don't know Marilyn Manson and I didn't |
| 01:20:45 |
You see, my grandpa, he was ill so |
| 01:20:48 |
watching Wheel of Fortune |
| 01:20:52 |
End of story. |
| 01:20:54 |
No way. |
| 01:20:58 |
Hey. What's Bianca doing here |
| 01:21:02 |
I didn't pay you to take out Kat so some |
| 01:21:09 |
Nothing in it for you, huh? |
| 01:21:23 |
The shit hath hitteth... |
| 01:21:25 |
the faneth. |
| 01:21:30 |
Joey, pal, compadre? |
| 01:21:37 |
You messed with the wrong guy, |
| 01:21:40 |
You and that little bitch. |
| 01:21:43 |
All right, that's enough, okay! |
| 01:21:48 |
Oh, come on! |
| 01:21:56 |
Shit, Bianca! |
| 01:21:59 |
That's for making my date bleed! |
| 01:22:02 |
- [Groans] |
| 01:22:12 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:22:14 |
Never been better. |
| 01:22:20 |
[Groaning Continues] |
| 01:22:25 |
- Would you give me a chance... |
| 01:22:29 |
I knew this was a set-up! |
| 01:22:31 |
Kat, it wasn't like that, okay. |
| 01:22:33 |
What was it like, a down payment now |
| 01:22:36 |
No, I didn't care about the money! |
| 01:22:39 |
I cared about you. |
| 01:22:43 |
You are so not who I thought you were. |
| 01:22:48 |
That is how love goes |
| 01:22:54 |
You will fly |
| 01:22:59 |
God knows even angels fall |
| 01:23:07 |
And it's a secret |
| 01:23:10 |
That no one tells |
| 01:23:12 |
One day it's heaven |
| 01:23:17 |
And it's no fairy tale |
| 01:23:19 |
Take it from me |
| 01:23:22 |
That's the way |
| 01:23:26 |
[Sighs] |
| 01:23:28 |
Thanks. |
| 01:23:31 |
So, you sure you don't want |
| 01:23:35 |
No, I'm fine. |
| 01:23:38 |
Look, I don't know if I ever thanked you |
| 01:23:43 |
but it really meant a lot to me. |
| 01:23:48 |
I'm glad. |
| 01:23:51 |
- Hey. |
| 01:23:54 |
- You ready? |
| 01:23:57 |
- See you later. |
| 01:24:01 |
- Is... Is she okay? |
| 01:24:06 |
[Door Closes] |
| 01:24:10 |
Where's your sister going? |
| 01:24:12 |
She's meeting some bikers, |
| 01:24:17 |
Funny. |
| 01:24:20 |
So, tell me about this dance. |
| 01:24:22 |
Parts of it. |
| 01:24:25 |
Which parts? |
| 01:24:27 |
The part where Bianca |
| 01:24:30 |
- Bianca did what? |
| 01:24:35 |
No, impressed. |
| 01:24:41 |
Fathers don't like to admit it |
| 01:24:46 |
It means we've become spectators. |
| 01:24:51 |
Bianca still lets me play a few innings. |
| 01:24:56 |
And when you go to Sarah Lawrence |
| 01:25:02 |
When I go? |
| 01:25:06 |
Oh, boy. Don't tell me |
| 01:25:09 |
I already sent 'em a cheque. |
| 01:25:28 |
All right, I assume everyone |
| 01:25:31 |
except for Mr Donner, |
| 01:25:33 |
[Laughing] |
| 01:25:37 |
Shaft, lose the glasses. |
| 01:25:43 |
All right, anyone brave enough |
| 01:25:53 |
I will. |
| 01:25:58 |
Lord, here we go. |
| 01:26:04 |
[Clears Throat] |
| 01:26:08 |
"I hate the way you talk to me |
| 01:26:11 |
"I hate the way you drive my car. |
| 01:26:15 |
"I hate your big dumb combat boots |
| 01:26:19 |
"I hate you so much it makes me sick. |
| 01:26:24 |
[Sighs] "I hate it... |
| 01:26:28 |
"I hate it when you lie. |
| 01:26:30 |
"I hate it when you make me laugh, |
| 01:26:35 |
"I hate it when you're not around |
| 01:26:39 |
"But mostly, I hate the way |
| 01:26:43 |
not even a little bit, |
| 01:26:58 |
[Door Opens] |
| 01:27:00 |
[Door Closes] |
| 01:27:27 |
- Nice, huh? |
| 01:27:30 |
Is it for me? |
| 01:27:32 |
Yeah, I thought you could use it, |
| 01:27:35 |
Besides, |
| 01:27:38 |
Some asshole paid me |
| 01:27:43 |
Is that right? |
| 01:27:45 |
Yeah, but I screwed up. |
| 01:27:50 |
Really? |
| 01:27:52 |
It's not everyday you find a girl |
| 01:27:59 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:28:08 |
You can't just buy me a guitar |
| 01:28:12 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 01:28:14 |
But there's always drums and bass |
| 01:28:25 |
And don't just think you can... |
| 01:28:27 |
I want you to want me |
| 01:28:31 |
I need you to need me |
| 01:28:35 |
I'd love you to love me |
| 01:28:39 |
I'm beggin' you to beg me |
| 01:28:44 |
Shine up my old brown shoes |
| 01:28:46 |
I put on a brand-new shirt |
| 01:28:48 |
I'll get home early from work |
| 01:28:50 |
If you say that you love me |
| 01:28:54 |
Didn't I, didn't I |
| 01:28:57 |
Oh, didn't I, didn't I |
| 01:29:03 |
Feelin' all alone without a friend |
| 01:29:04 |
You know you feel like dyin' |
| 01:29:06 |
Oh, didn't I, didn't I |
| 01:29:11 |
I want you to want me |
| 01:29:15 |
I need you to need me |
| 01:29:20 |
I'd love you to love me |
| 01:29:24 |
I'm beggin' you to beg me |
| 01:29:29 |
Shine up my old brown shoes |
| 01:29:31 |
I put on a brand-new shirt |
| 01:29:33 |
I'll get home early from work |
| 01:29:35 |
If you say that you love me |
| 01:29:40 |
Didn't I, didn't I |
| 01:29:44 |
Oh, didn't I, didn't I |
| 01:29:49 |
Feelin' all alone without a friend |
| 01:29:52 |
Oh, didn't I, didn't I |
| 01:29:57 |
Hey! |
| 01:30:06 |
Feelin' all alone without a friend |
| 01:30:10 |
Oh, didn't I, didn't I |
| 01:30:24 |
I want you to want me |
| 01:30:28 |
I need you to need me |
| 01:30:33 |
I'd love you to love me |
| 01:30:37 |
I'm beggin' you to beg me |
| 01:30:42 |
I want you to want me |
| 01:30:46 |
I want you to want me |
| 01:30:51 |
No offence. I know everyone "digs" |
| 01:30:56 |
she's without. |
| 01:30:59 |
You know, you're not as vile |
| 01:31:10 |
[Both Laughing] |
| 01:31:12 |
You suck. |
| 01:31:15 |
Okay. Let's go! |
| 01:31:20 |
You're just messin' with me, |
| 01:31:22 |
- No, I'm really |
| 01:31:25 |
- What? |
| 01:31:28 |
[Director] Once again. |
| 01:31:31 |
- Perky's now. Perky's, now. |
| 01:31:34 |
- Now, Perky's. |
| 01:31:36 |
- Now, Perky's. Perky's now. |
| 01:31:39 |
Perk... Oh. |
| 01:31:43 |
Bianca, let's go. We're all |
| 01:31:46 |
Um, I'll see you around, okay? |
| 01:31:59 |
Don't worry. |
| 01:32:02 |
and it's right here. |
| 01:32:05 |
- Come here. |
| 01:32:09 |
You messed with the wrong guy, |
| 01:32:12 |
You and that little bitch. |
| 01:32:16 |
All right, that's enough, okay! |
| 01:32:24 |
What, are you kidding me? |
| 01:32:26 |
[Bleeping] |
| 01:32:31 |
- I'm driving, so I pick the tunes. |
| 01:32:34 |
[Screaming] |
| 01:32:37 |
I want some coffee! |
| 01:32:52 |
Could I get a prophylactic? |
| 01:32:55 |
A prophylactic. |
| 01:32:58 |
- Let go! |
| 01:33:02 |
Oh, God, I just wanted... |
| 01:33:04 |
To completely damage me, |
| 01:33:07 |
- Ow! No, I just wanted... |
| 01:33:09 |
[Whimpering] |
| 01:33:11 |
- Shall we go to my office? |
| 01:33:13 |
Tout de suite! |
| 01:33:15 |
Oh, my God! |
