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Good Dick
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(# "Big Boots" by Hello Stranger) |
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(beep) |
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(clears throat) |
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Hi. |
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- Just these? |
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Uh... |
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I thought this looked like it had amazing |
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It's, like, two definitely underage |
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hitchhiking through |
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greasy fat guys, |
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I-I-I-It's a turn-off. |
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We should probably move it |
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Um... |
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- Do you wanna pick out something else? |
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- Are you sure? We're open till midnight. |
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Just these three, then? |
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OK. |
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- Will you, uh? |
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How're you doing? |
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Great. |
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- OK. Get that. |
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- Two seconds. |
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(beep) |
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Due back Friday before midnight. |
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Dude. |
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You can't talk to the porn customers |
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the same way you talk to the ones |
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- That was an incredibly odd exchange. |
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I think it's cool. |
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(laughter) |
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- We're in a new period of time. |
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- Right, dude? |
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Think we're free cos we can choose |
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- That's not freedom, man. |
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History's cyclical. |
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- Bullshit! We're all fucked. |
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We are changing |
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Oh, come on. I mean, we've always been |
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The pendulum has to swing all the way to |
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Pendulum? What are you talking about? |
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- Good night. |
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- (woman) Hello? |
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- Delivery. |
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UPS. |
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One moment. |
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(buzzer) |
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Hi. |
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- Don't I know you from the video store? |
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Yeah, yeah! |
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Hey, uh, maybe we could... Oh! |
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...uh, just get a coffee or something? |
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Just as friends or film buffs? |
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(giggling) |
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- Can we rent all of these? |
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- Please. We love Alain Delon. |
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When are they due back? |
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(laughter) |
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- What? |
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Uh, Wednesday before midnight. |
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(laughter) |
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Hey. It's me. |
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I have a friend in the building. |
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I just wanted to let you know, |
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Uh, anyway, I, uh... |
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It's a really great one. |
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We could go to the, um... |
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Museum of Jurassic Technology. |
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I'm really great at picking out films |
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It's... it's a gift I have. |
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If you can even call this a film. |
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- This is from the video store? |
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Uh, yes, it is. |
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- I'll return it with the others. |
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Oh, when you know me |
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Hope you enjoy it. |
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(buzzer) |
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(door bell) |
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- Hi. |
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What did you think? |
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- No. No! |
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My... great-aunt |
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What? |
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She's the one who lives in the building. |
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But did... did you wanna |
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- I could really go... |
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Don't ask me again. |
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I'm sorry about your aunt. |
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I hope she's OK. |
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So that's a black mamba. |
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Hey, here she comes. |
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Hey. |
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I don't know what the second deadliest is. |
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(door bell) |
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(girl) Go away! |
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- No, please. Something's happened! |
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No, please. I need your help. |
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(sobbing) She's dead. |
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I don't have anyone. |
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She died. |
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- Oh, fuck! What is that thing for? |
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(sniffs) |
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Um, can I open some windows? |
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(sighs) |
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Talk. |
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I was gonna talk. |
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About my great-aunt. |
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Talk then. |
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Well, um... |
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you have a really nice apartment. |
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- Which apartment did she live in? |
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- Is this trash? |
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I'm gonna... |
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OK. |
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You wanna know something |
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What? |
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She said, um, "Knowledge is when |
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wisdom is when |
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Emerson said that. |
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- You know that quote? |
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She didn't come up with that one |
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Well, anyway, she knew the quote. |
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I knew your aunt. |
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I'd see her at the mailbox downstairs. |
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Um... |
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It's OK to watch erotica. |
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Catholics are pervs. |
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- Not me. |
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You're right. |
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No one really gets fucked in the films |
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And I also understand the allure of the |
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I don't wanna talk about it. |
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Yeah, OK. |
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I think you just call it |
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Is it the sternum? |
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Yeah. Maybe. |
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Anyway... |
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I gotta go to bed. |
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(sighs) |
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I'm really sorry about your aunt. |
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Um... |
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Could I... |
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Um... |
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Hey, why are you late? |
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You know it's Simon's day off. |
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- I have never been late before. |
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- I thought you were dead. |
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Your mamus called. |
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- Oh, fuck! That's right, it's Wednesday! |
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Yeah, she had a bit of an emotional |
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You've never been late before. |
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- I've had to smoke this to relax. |
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(phone rings) |
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That'll be her. |
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She's scaring Derek. |
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Czesc mamus. |
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- She's messed up, Simon. |
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She just doesn't love me. And me having |
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I've been thinking |
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How many of them were really in love? |
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None of them. |
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How many were in love with some girl |
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who didn't even love them back, |
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An empty fucking cave. |
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- Did you find her clit, Simon? |
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You know where her clit is, right? |
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I think so. |
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- You don't know? |
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So where is it? |
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- It's... it's... it's where everything... |
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- It's where all the stuff is. |
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Oh, my God! |
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- Stop looking at me, Eric. |
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This accounts for 90% of your problems |
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- You don't know what it is, do you? |
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- vagina. |
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Shut the fuck up, Derek. |
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- Do you know what it is? |
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I am religious about the clitoris. |
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(door bell) |
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(door bell) |
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- Did you get the tape? |
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You're liking them, right? |
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Shut up. |
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They're terrible, but... |
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Where's your cross? |
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Checking out my neck, huh? |
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- I know you're not Catholic. |
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No. It still counts. |
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- It's better safety than a meat cleaver. |
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This will keep you safer |
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Safe from you? |
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I guess. I mean, you feel like |
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- Whoa! Before you put it on! |
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I have to wash your hair. |
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You can't wear a cross with dirty hair. |
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(girl) Argh! |
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- Oh, I hate this! |
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- The water's getting in my eyes. |
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OK. |
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OK. Done. |
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OK. Come here. |
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Here. Sit right... |
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Polish people wash each other? |
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Yeah. |
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- I've never heard of that before. |
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None. |
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- You know me. |
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- This will keep you safe. |
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- Let me put it on. |
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Fine. |
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But don't brush my hair any more. |
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"I'm don't like it." |
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Do... do you wanna watch |
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Do you wanna watch one together? |
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You have to go or I'll get upset. |
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OK. |
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I'm going. |
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We'll... do it another time. |
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(clears throat) |
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I care about you. |
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Wake up, buddy. |
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What? |
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Roll down your window, please. |
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Uh... yeah? |
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You can't be, uh, |
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Um, yeah. My wife kicked me out |
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Yeah. I'm sorry. Um... |
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I know, I know. It's just we saw you |
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Yeah, I know. Um... |
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She kicked me out a while ago, but I'm |
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But I shouldn't |
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Cos, see, if we catch you again |
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And my boss wanted to call the cops this |
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- Thank you. Thanks a lot. |
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Yeah. Cool. |
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All right. I'm leaving now. |
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Watch your fingers. |
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Bye. |
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- (Simon) She doesn't want to see me. |
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I don't ever want to talk about this again. |
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It's weird that |
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- Which girl? |
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- How long's it been? |
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- (Eric) She came in every day. |
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Yeah. It's been ever since |
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Told you she's weird, man. |
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She's probably sitting |
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still embarrassed |
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- Isn't it your day off? |
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I was getting some groceries |
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You live in Echo Park. |
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Yeah, I still need groceries. |
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All the stores in this neighbourhood |
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Fuck off, you guys, OK? |
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Maybe I wanted to make a stir-fry. |
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Plus there's, like, ten grocery stores |
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I like the breeze on this side of town. |
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Yeah. Just admit it, dude. |
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- What? |
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Is this because of that bitch |
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Derek! |
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You're an imbecile. |
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I'm never talking to you again. |
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Agh! |
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- Dude. |
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- Have a heart. They just broke up. |
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I'll sit behind you, like this, |
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- OK? And I won't make a sound. |
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Promise. |
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- Do you have a cellphone? |
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I can't do anything while you're here, |
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- Kind of boring if you aren't getting off. |
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- You said you wouldn't talk. |
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I can do that. I can talk to you. |
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Plus, I just thought of one more rule. |
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If you get a boner, |
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you're out. |
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- Well... |
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Hold down the fort, OK? |
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And, uh, Simon's in the back. |
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He'll miss me too much. |
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Which movie? |
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OK. Cool. |
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Well, tell me which decade! |
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I doubt it. Why would I like it? |
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I hate this. |
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I hate this shit. I hate all of this bullshit! |
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(sighs) |
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God, I am so bored. |
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Oh, how big is this guy's dick, |
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It's hard to tell. |
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Not as big as mine, though. |
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What? |
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Your penis is not even half of that, |
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Excuse me. |
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I've seen it, bulging out your pants, |
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So, been checking out my bulge! |
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- Don't call it a bulge. |
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I don't even remember. I just remember |
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Mm. You must have me |
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Look, I don't care. |
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It's just really pitiful if you lie about it. |
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OK. That guy is, what? |
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- I'd say I don't care. |
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If I am bigger than that guy, |
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No. |
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Come on! It's a fair bet. |
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If I am bigger than that guy, I win! |
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- It's so late! No touching... |
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No touching, I swear. I can't sleep out here |
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- What do I get if I win? |
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I want you to not talk at all |
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Just make the food, |
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and you don't speak. |
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I can do that. |
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OK, well, proportionally, |
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- Eight and a half. |
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- Let's say eight and a half. |
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You have to be bigger than him to win. |
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OK. Uh, well, how do you want to measure |
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- Fuck that! |
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Fine! |
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- I'm not fucking touching you. |
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OK. Um... |
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Are you gonna put a sock over it |
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- Over my cock? |
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- Over my... dick? |
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- You're such a pig. |
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(laughs) |
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- This is why you shouldn't talk. |
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confirming if my... penis is bigger |
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I get to sleep in your bed tonight. |
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Use one of your socks to cover it. |
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W-well, how will you be sure how big it is |
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I'll observe from over here. |
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OK. |
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Um... |
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I just have to concentrate. |
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OK. |
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I mean it, I will call the police |
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I'm here every night. Don't you think |
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- Just don't do anything, OK? |
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It's cold in your house |
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It gets pretty cold. |
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I'm not trying anything. |
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Can I just... |
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OK. |
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This is called plecki o plecki. |
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My Polish grandmother, babcia, |
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when we were kids. |
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She did it as a kid, too. It was the only |
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Plecki o plecki. |
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They lived in a hut and she didn't |
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cos she was so malnourished. |
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Plecy are your back. |
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I mean, |
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But "plecy" is plural. |
| 00:39:21 |
That's nice. |
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I love this. |
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Was your great-aunt Polish too? |
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Um, yeah. |
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It feels like we're connected. |
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(laughs) |
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(water running) |
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I started my period. |
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- Let's go out. |
| 00:41:15 |
- What? You live here. |
| 00:41:27 |
- You're touching me again. |
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(she sighs) |
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On the first day of their period, |
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so even if I was a normal girl, I still |
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You are normal. |
| 00:41:50 |
- Hey, do you want some tea? |
| 00:41:53 |
- Honey? |
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I brought some for you. |
| 00:41:59 |
Honey's better than sugar. |
| 00:42:01 |
Honey's better than sugar? |
| 00:42:05 |
I bought it for you. |
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Fuck. |
| 00:42:30 |
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. |
| 00:42:33 |
I'm fucking... fucking... |
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I'm fucking. I'm fucking. |
| 00:42:38 |
I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. |
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Uh! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! |
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What do you think? |
| 00:42:58 |
- I think you're funny. |
| 00:43:01 |
Yeah. |
| 00:43:05 |
Great. |
| 00:43:08 |
Uh, whatever you want. |
| 00:43:10 |
Uh, the same fish |
| 00:43:15 |
We'll chowder the halibut. |
| 00:43:19 |
OK, I'll see you after I'm done. |
| 00:43:22 |
- Who's that? |
| 00:43:25 |
"See you after I'm done"? |
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It's a movie. |
| 00:43:32 |
- Really? |
| 00:43:34 |
It's a Scottish... |
| 00:43:38 |
movie. |
| 00:43:45 |
I got some sleep for the first time in a long |
| 00:43:52 |
- That's good. |
| 00:44:08 |
- Night, you guys. |
| 00:44:10 |
- What? |
| 00:44:12 |
- I'll see you guys tomorrow. |
| 00:44:15 |
- Not talking to you. |
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Come on, guys. |
| 00:44:36 |
- I should probably head. |
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Want one? |
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- No, Eric. |
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Why do you always ask me? |
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Dunno. Polite. |
| 00:44:52 |
- I don't smoke. |
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I went past your place yesterday. |
| 00:44:59 |
Huh? |
| 00:45:01 |
I went past where your apartment should |
| 00:45:05 |
It's demolished, man. |
| 00:45:08 |
Yeah, I moved. |
| 00:45:10 |
- Where to? |
| 00:45:14 |
When? |
| 00:45:16 |
- A few months ago. |
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I didn't think it was a big deal. |
| 00:45:22 |
- Are you living in your car again? |
| 00:45:24 |
So you haven't spent |
| 00:45:29 |
- Dude... |
| 00:45:31 |
- Listen to me. I have a place to go! |
| 00:45:35 |
- Should I drag you? |
| 00:45:39 |
What the fuck, man? |
| 00:45:41 |
Are you using again? |
| 00:45:49 |
I have a place. |
| 00:45:53 |
I can't explain it to you. |
| 00:45:55 |
- Trust me, man! |
| 00:45:59 |
It's funny? You make me feel like a moron |
| 00:46:04 |
- Don't feel like a moron. |
| 00:46:08 |
- Let's go see this place now. Come on. |
| 00:46:10 |
You can't see it. |
| 00:46:12 |
- What, is it a place only you can see? |
| 00:46:17 |
- It's messy? |
| 00:46:21 |
I talk to you about everything, |
| 00:46:27 |
- Eric. |
| 00:46:30 |
I don't wanna talk to you. Over. |
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Get fucked in the ass all night long, |
| 00:46:37 |
- Eric! |
| 00:46:47 |
I haven't masturbated in a long time. |
| 00:46:50 |
I'm getting really sick of you. |
| 00:46:56 |
- Annie Sprinkle? |
| 00:46:59 |
Um... |
| 00:47:00 |
She does really great pro-women stuff, |
| 00:47:04 |
Eric gave this to me. I should have |
| 00:47:07 |
- What's it called? |
| 00:47:09 |
Zen Pussy. |
| 00:47:11 |
There's, uh, 11 different girls. |
| 00:47:15 |
No penises, so you'll like it. |
| 00:47:26 |
(sensual moaning on TV) |
| 00:47:33 |
It's just extreme close-ups of vaginas? |
| 00:47:37 |
Fast-forward. |
| 00:47:44 |
Mm. |
| 00:47:46 |
Oh, fucking! |
| 00:47:49 |
- Should I? |
| 00:47:52 |
OK. I thought, uh... |
| 00:47:54 |
That was... Oh, Jesus. Fuck! |
| 00:47:58 |
- That was just, like, gynaecological. |
| 00:48:02 |
"11 vulvas." |
| 00:48:05 |
I... I really think you'll like it. |
| 00:48:09 |
So what's the deal? |
| 00:48:12 |
Uh... |
| 00:48:13 |
I don't wanna spoil it. |
| 00:48:18 |
OK. |
| 00:48:20 |
I trust your judgement. |
| 00:48:24 |
So what's, um... |
| 00:48:26 |
what's the deal with you and Eric? |
| 00:48:29 |
- He's not talking to me. |
| 00:48:33 |
Why? |
| 00:48:35 |
Uh... You should just ask him. |
| 00:48:40 |
You're not really that easy to talk to. |
| 00:48:48 |
- It's playing next door, I think. |
| 00:48:53 |
I was thinking, |
| 00:48:57 |
and I know you wouldn't want to |
| 00:49:01 |
If we all went with you, it might be a little |
| 00:49:08 |
Derek, are you saying you want to |
| 00:49:11 |
- That's so romantic. |
| 00:49:15 |
Maybe. Hey, we should all go. |
| 00:49:18 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:49:21 |
Yeah. Let's go check it right now. |
| 00:49:25 |
Hey, hang on. |
| 00:49:32 |
What, are you scared |
| 00:49:38 |
(dials phone) |
| 00:49:47 |
Uh, hey, it's me. |
| 00:49:50 |
Listen, at midnight |
| 00:49:53 |
and I just wanted to see |
| 00:49:56 |
It's gonna be really good, |
| 00:50:01 |
All right. Hopefully I'll see you there. |
| 00:51:07 |
- Where's dinner? |
| 00:51:11 |
I thought you were gonna |
| 00:51:15 |
I don't wanna eat pizza |
| 00:51:18 |
- Well, I do. |
| 00:51:23 |
Why didn't you answer the phone |
| 00:51:27 |
- I was sleeping. |
| 00:51:30 |
I called you a trillion different times, I left |
| 00:51:36 |
What's your problem? |
| 00:51:39 |
I don't have family here. |
| 00:51:43 |
You're so whiny and clingy and needy |
| 00:51:47 |
and annoying. |
| 00:51:51 |
What if I died, |
| 00:51:56 |
I'm not having this conversation. |
| 00:51:59 |
You're never having any conversation. |
| 00:52:02 |
You ignore my calls, |
| 00:52:06 |
I'm glad it's across the board, |
| 00:52:09 |
You ignore the guy |
| 00:52:12 |
I want you to meet Eric and the dudes, |
| 00:52:16 |
Who the fuck do you think you are? |
| 00:52:19 |
I don't give a shit about you. |
| 00:52:27 |
I am your boyfriend. |
| 00:52:31 |
What a fucked-up boyfriend-girlfriend |
| 00:52:36 |
We don't have sex. |
| 00:52:42 |
- What happened to you? |
| 00:52:45 |
Were you raped? |
| 00:52:49 |
No. |
| 00:52:53 |
Were you assaulted? |
| 00:52:58 |
No. |
| 00:53:03 |
I love you. |
| 00:53:09 |
Just meet my friends. |
| 00:53:13 |
You should find a girl |
| 00:53:16 |
A girl you can fuck like a punching bag |
| 00:53:21 |
What? |
| 00:53:25 |
- What is our problem? |
| 00:53:30 |
- What do you mean? |
| 00:53:33 |
What life?! What do you do? |
| 00:53:37 |
- Maybe I should start writing my memoir. |
| 00:53:41 |
- Just come out with my friends. |
| 00:53:45 |
- It's simple. You just come. |
| 00:53:48 |
I can't! |
| 00:54:04 |
- I don't know, man. Is it like a yoga thing? |
| 00:54:10 |
It's a great title. |
| 00:54:13 |
So I, uh, just talked to Eric. |
| 00:54:18 |
- This shit happens with friends. |
| 00:54:22 |
Something's really wrong. |
| 00:54:25 |
- What do you think happened? |
| 00:54:29 |
This is unprecedented behaviour |
| 00:54:34 |
(sensual moaning on TV) |
| 00:54:37 |
- Shit. |
| 00:54:42 |
That's a clit, by the way. |
| 00:54:51 |
You're a little kid. |
| 00:54:54 |
You don't have money for rent. You |
| 00:54:59 |
- Me having no money? |
| 00:55:02 |
You're a piece-of-shit excuse |
| 00:55:06 |
Well, I think it's pathetic to piss away |
| 00:55:10 |
except watching girls who are underpaid |
| 00:55:16 |
Well, I'm sorry. I jerk off, too. |
| 00:55:19 |
I would love to live with it. |
| 00:55:22 |
Shut up. |
| 00:55:25 |
Listen. |
| 00:55:28 |
I'm doing better than most. You don't |
| 00:55:32 |
- You're a scrounger. |
| 00:55:36 |
I have a job, at least. |
| 00:55:38 |
You have a shit job. |
| 00:55:41 |
You have money. |
| 00:55:43 |
You could be studying |
| 00:55:46 |
Hanging art on your wall that Daddy |
| 00:55:50 |
You have a shit job, and people do hang |
| 00:55:54 |
I know what a fucking curator is. |
| 00:55:58 |
There is no reason |
| 00:56:00 |
You're searching. |
| 00:56:03 |
We can do it gently. |
| 00:56:06 |
Guide me - however you want. Remember |
| 00:56:10 |
You're sexually deformed. |
| 00:56:12 |
Yes! |
| 00:56:15 |
Do you want me to buy you |
| 00:56:17 |
You're not staying here and fucking me. |
| 00:56:21 |
- I don't need your money! |
| 00:56:30 |
Nothing you can say |
| 00:56:33 |
- What's the point of saying anything? |
| 00:56:43 |
I think you should take the vaginal dilator |
| 00:56:47 |
Get your dork friends to help. |
| 00:56:52 |
I'm staying here tonight, in your bed. |
| 00:56:55 |
I am touching you, |
| 00:56:59 |
End of discussion. |
| 00:57:10 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:57:14 |
Give me the phone. This is not domestic |
| 00:57:19 |
You're clogging up the line for people |
| 00:57:29 |
- You can't go to sleep. It's 4:30. |
| 00:57:34 |
OK. |
| 00:57:36 |
- Hey! Rape! Help! |
| 00:57:40 |
- Rape! |
| 00:57:52 |
Get me my book. |
| 00:57:55 |
- Where is it? |
| 00:58:06 |
- Come and get it. |
| 00:58:22 |
(man) Just this, please. |
| 00:58:27 |
Sure thing, Charlie. |
| 00:58:33 |
Place looks good. |
| 00:58:38 |
- Are you boys in love? |
| 00:58:42 |
Love. Amour. Dancing. |
| 00:58:46 |
Are you in love? |
| 00:58:51 |
You need it. Fall in love. |
| 00:58:54 |
Sure. |
| 00:58:56 |
Fall in love quick. |
| 00:59:01 |
Find someone. |
| 00:59:03 |
- Thank you. We will. |
| 00:59:08 |
- You know what today is? |
| 00:59:13 |
Yeah. She loved this film. |
| 00:59:19 |
- Don't... don't forget your tape, there. |
| 00:59:30 |
I mean it, boys. |
| 00:59:35 |
Make it snappy. |
| 00:59:38 |
You're getting old. |
| 00:59:44 |
See you. |
| 00:59:46 |
- Ah, thank you. |
| 00:59:49 |
- See you next time. |
| 01:01:01 |
So, anyway, I think, |
| 01:01:06 |
if you committed yourself |
| 01:01:09 |
to watching a sexual film |
| 01:01:12 |
um... |
| 01:01:14 |
meaning psychologically sexual - |
| 01:01:17 |
uh, European, thoughtful... |
| 01:01:21 |
I'm never gonna have sex with you. |
| 01:01:24 |
- Are you a virgin? |
| 01:01:27 |
- (sneezes) |
| 01:01:28 |
- You're not frigid. |
| 01:01:31 |
Good sex isn't dumb or cheap |
| 01:01:35 |
Thank you. |
| 01:01:38 |
OK. Well, the stuff I'm going to bring over |
| 01:01:45 |
to think about having real sex. |
| 01:01:48 |
Loving sex. |
| 01:01:50 |
I've had a lot of sex. |
| 01:01:55 |
Yeah, I bet you do. |
| 01:01:59 |
You know, you're... |
| 01:02:05 |
- Well, I know you find me attractive. |
| 01:02:10 |
Why don't you sleep in |
| 01:02:12 |
Her old apartment freaks me out. |
| 01:02:18 |
If I wanted to have sex, |
| 01:02:23 |
- Not like you. |
| 01:02:26 |
I don't like your face. |
| 01:02:28 |
Well, it's not your face |
| 01:02:31 |
You're disgusting to me. The thought |
| 01:02:36 |
When have you ever seen a dick |
| 01:02:40 |
You should feel ashamed. |
| 01:02:47 |
You said "dick". |
| 01:02:50 |
- Asshole. |
| 01:02:52 |
That's because you're an idiot. |
| 01:03:04 |
Aah! |
| 01:03:12 |
You like this? |
| 01:03:16 |
I'll take what I can get. |
| 01:03:21 |
You'll take whatever I give you, huh? |
| 01:03:24 |
I'll take whatever you give me. |
| 01:03:28 |
I'll take it. |
| 01:04:02 |
(she gasps) |
| 01:04:09 |
Oh, fuck! |
| 01:04:11 |
I hate you! |
| 01:04:15 |
- I couldn't help it. |
| 01:04:18 |
No, it just happened. I wasn't gonna |
| 01:04:22 |
- It's biology! |
| 01:04:25 |
- Biology. I wasn't gonna do anything. |
| 01:04:29 |
The sounds you were making were sexy. |
| 01:04:32 |
Now it could happen any time! |
| 01:04:35 |
- No. It's gone now! It's gone now! |
| 01:04:38 |
No, no! It's gone! |
| 01:04:41 |
I'm stressed! |
| 01:04:48 |
Pervert! |
| 01:05:09 |
(door opens) |
| 01:05:51 |
Stop. Stop. |
| 01:05:53 |
I can go back to just kissing the right |
| 01:05:58 |
- We can... |
| 01:06:04 |
That was great. Step by step. That was |
| 01:06:09 |
I want you to leave. |
| 01:06:12 |
Huh? |
| 01:06:14 |
I'm never seeing you again. |
| 01:06:19 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:06:22 |
Leave, or I'll scream. |
| 01:06:25 |
- But... |
| 01:06:26 |
- No. |
| 01:06:29 |
- Leave! Leave! Leave! |
| 01:06:32 |
- Leave! Leave! |
| 01:06:36 |
(sobbing) Leave, leave, |
| 01:06:39 |
- Oh, no, no, no. It's... |
| 01:06:42 |
Leave! |
| 01:06:44 |
- OK. I'm going. |
| 01:06:50 |
(door closes) |
| 01:08:30 |
- Just this, then? |
| 01:08:56 |
(beep) |
| 01:09:03 |
- Oh, thank you. |
| 01:09:07 |
- (woman) Have a good night. |
| 01:09:16 |
- Hello. |
| 01:12:08 |
Hey, baby. |
| 01:12:11 |
Nice. |
| 01:12:14 |
I'm sorry to bother you. |
| 01:12:16 |
No, you don't bother me. I wish |
| 01:12:20 |
I just wanted to talk to you |
| 01:12:23 |
uh, I have a job. |
| 01:12:26 |
I got a job. So... |
| 01:12:28 |
You got a job? |
| 01:12:33 |
Yeah. I got a job. |
| 01:12:36 |
And I wanted you to know because |
| 01:12:40 |
but I'm moving out. |
| 01:12:42 |
Renting a smaller place. |
| 01:12:48 |
- Uh... |
| 01:12:49 |
- Because I have a job now, so... |
| 01:12:53 |
What is your job? |
| 01:12:56 |
Oh, you want it to be a surprise? |
| 01:13:00 |
Nah, you're probably a terrible waitress. |
| 01:13:06 |
Because you'll have to start |
| 01:13:11 |
I don't wanna tell you |
| 01:13:14 |
It's just my job. |
| 01:13:19 |
So, you've decided to become |
| 01:13:27 |
I guess you owe me |
| 01:13:30 |
if you consider all the therapy |
| 01:13:34 |
Listen, your apartment's paid for. |
| 01:13:37 |
Uh, I called Bob and told him to... |
| 01:13:42 |
well, he closed my account. |
| 01:13:44 |
And, uh, |
| 01:13:46 |
here are the keys |
| 01:13:49 |
to the... to my... to the car. |
| 01:13:54 |
You've grown accustomed |
| 01:13:58 |
and if you want to rough it for a while |
| 01:14:02 |
then I understand that, OK? |
| 01:14:05 |
But you need to |
| 01:14:07 |
I don't want your money any more, Dad. |
| 01:14:12 |
Hey. Sit down and shut up. |
| 01:14:14 |
Sit your ass down. Sit down! |
| 01:14:18 |
I'm gonna talk to you |
| 01:14:22 |
Have you even considered... |
| 01:14:25 |
If you want to move to |
| 01:14:28 |
I'll have Jared find some places. |
| 01:14:32 |
I don't need to find a place. |
| 01:14:38 |
- Where is it? |
| 01:14:49 |
Sweetheart, |
| 01:14:52 |
the cops don't give a shit |
| 01:14:55 |
They don't care about what happened. |
| 01:15:00 |
And don't ever, ever |
| 01:15:03 |
fucking threaten me again. |
| 01:15:09 |
Do you understand? |
| 01:15:21 |
I'll call the press. |
| 01:15:27 |
I can go to Bob's office any time |
| 01:15:33 |
He has my email address. |
| 01:15:37 |
I don't love you. |
| 01:20:39 |
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