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Ai qing hu jiao zhuan yi II Ai qing zuo you Fit Lover
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Hello? It's me. |
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It's your mother! |
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Why aren't you out of bed yet? |
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I've told you a million times |
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I'm 29! |
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You were in my womb for a year. |
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So as far as I'm concerned you're 30. |
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I think I've been nagged |
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I'm warning you. |
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After you're 30, it's |
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After you're married |
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After you're pregnant |
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God. |
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And even if you do give birth its |
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Have you finish yet? |
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My advice to you is: |
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Get up early and go to bed early, |
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Don't dilly dally your life away. |
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OK, I know. |
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You're impossible. |
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It's so dry! |
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Sweetie... |
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Uh. |
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Daddy got you a birthday gift. |
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Don't max it out all at once. |
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Who care's, you're paying! |
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Sweetie... |
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Uh-huh. |
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Daddy invited a friend today. |
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I know. New girl friend, right? |
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Hey, Lao Nie! |
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Ah, there you are! |
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Let me introduce you. |
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This is my daughter, Xiaobing. |
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It's... it's you? |
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You? |
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You two know each other? |
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We were in the same class at school. |
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Why didn't you tell me |
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Well... this is even better! |
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Come on sit down, take a seat! |
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Let's order, sweetie. |
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Oh, I'm in a bit of a hurry. |
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Call me, ok? Enjoy your meal. |
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Sweetie... |
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Ooops! |
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Lao Zhao. |
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What a surprise! Lao Nie! |
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Fancy seeing you here! |
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Oh! Xueqing's going out with you? |
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I've asked her out a million times. |
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On the way here I was wondering |
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to myself why she suddenly said |
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she wanted to hook up. |
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You want to use a substitute |
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to ditch me! |
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You two know each other? |
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We're war buddies. |
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Dad, enjoy your meal. You |
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Dad? |
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That's your daughter? |
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Why do you think she called me "dad"? |
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Oh! Oh! |
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Put your hands together! |
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What? Upside down? Oh, thanks! |
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After six years and |
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they finally decided to tie the knot. |
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But on the day of the |
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At the last moment, |
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she chose to run! |
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One week after her |
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we finally "caught up" |
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Well... he's not bad, |
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and it's because he's not bad, |
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that I could see the rest of our lives |
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all planned out for us, everything. |
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In our seventies and eighties |
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we'd be exactly the same as we are now. |
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Stuck in the same routine day after day. |
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Life would be all planned out. |
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It would be like knowing the end |
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No surprises, no hope. |
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It was terrifying. |
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Nie Bing! Nie Bing! You're on! |
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Camera two. Look at the teleprompt! |
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Romance is nothing but |
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only marriage is the |
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Congratulations! |
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Thank you! Thank you! |
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I gave up my dignity, |
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lost my poise, |
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abandoned my principals. |
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And it's all because I can't forget you. |
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I want to give you a birthday gift. |
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Open the small one first. |
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This bronze was created by Rodin |
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"The Old Courtesan" |
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was once an eminent beauty, |
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a woman do die for. |
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Look now upon the ashes of her youth. |
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The pain is all but tangible. |
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Age knows no mercy. |
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Please accept this gift as |
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a kind reminder. |
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You may choose to reject me |
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but you should never reject your youth. |
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Come on, sir. |
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What's wrong with you this time? |
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I dumped him! |
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You weren't even going out. |
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How could you dump him? |
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Well I did. |
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What do you think I should do? |
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Cry my eyes out |
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or go drinking? |
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Cry your eyes out. |
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Costs less and does less |
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Hey. |
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What's wrong now? |
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I can't cry. |
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That's because he's not worth it. |
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Guys that are worth crying for |
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don't make girls cry. |
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Just think real hard. |
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Try to think of something |
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that really upset you. |
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Come on. |
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Telephone! |
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It's nonsense. Crying is hard work. |
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Ah! What's wrong? |
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We can go for that drink now. |
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What on earth do you think you're doing? |
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Two shakes is more than enough. |
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Are you trying to give me a headache? |
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Still can't cry? |
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Who are you? |
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Oh, me? I'm Angel the angel, |
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an immortal, like Cupid, Superman, |
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we're in the same line of work. |
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An angel from Shandong, huh? |
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Sorry about the accent. |
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It's a bit like learning |
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My Mandarin teacher was really bad... |
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Anyway, what can I do for you? |
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What can you do for me? Security! |
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Still not convinced? |
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If you really want me to believe in you |
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walk through that pane |
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Fine. No problem. |
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Let me show you something |
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Don't blink! |
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And... |
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Hey. |
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Waitress! Whats that girl drinking? |
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She looks so high! |
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fetch me a glass too. |
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Where did you go? |
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What! You dozed off. |
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I didn't manage to cry |
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and I got harrased by this total freak. |
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(sings into her phone) |
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Can't you drive? |
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A gift from me! |
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For me? |
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This car will bring you 12 suitors, |
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so there should be at |
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But remember, |
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it will only work until |
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You have one year. |
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How will I find my prince charming? |
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That's a question only you can answer. |
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Remember: indicate left and turn right. |
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Good Luck! |
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Hey! |
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You must be a total nutcase. |
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When I talk to you, you ignore me. |
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Now I have to leave |
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Do you think it's easy coming down here? |
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I've got to get myself a bite to eat. |
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Hey, I remember now. |
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There's a good spot |
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It's called Kaifeng Cuisine, |
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Kaifeng Cuisine? |
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You know, the advert with |
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KFC... something like that. Oh. |
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Bye bye! See you later! |
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Ma'am, you can't park your car here. |
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If I told you I was sent by an angel, |
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would you believe me? |
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I'm warning you. |
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Our conversation is being recorded. |
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I really was sent here by an angel! |
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Beat her! Fine her! Fine her! |
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Beat her! Fine her! Fine her! |
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Cheat! Liar! Fine her! |
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She's a liar! |
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If you fail to adhere to traffic |
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I will have no choice but to fine you. |
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Yeah! |
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Hey! What's taking you so long? |
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Take your fine and drive on. |
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You're holding up the cue. |
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People line up to get fined? |
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Don't you know? |
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We're all his adoring fans. |
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For 100 RMB he gives you |
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It's worth it! |
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That's the advantage of being rich. |
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Without money |
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all you can do is stand |
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You don't get a thing. |
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Fine her! Fine her! |
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Cheat! Liar! |
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Fine her! Fine her! |
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Miss, have I seen you somewhere before? |
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Oh, you're that TV host, Nie Bing! |
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Hello, my name is Tan Xin. |
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Are you an insurance salesman? |
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No! |
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I provide people with |
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Is there a difference? |
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Of course there's a difference. |
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It's just like the gospel |
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You can't "buy" the gospel, |
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The Lord almighty is not for sale. |
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Insurance is crucial to |
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and happiness is something |
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So what's God got to do with insurance? |
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Insurance takes care of |
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and God takes care of the rest. |
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So if you're not alive, then you're dead. |
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Could we talk about something else? |
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OK, I'll tell you what you want to hear. |
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How do you know what I want to hear? |
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When I was training in the USA. |
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The first thing I learned |
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was how to use 100 different phrases |
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to make a lady happy. |
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Oh? They have courses like that? |
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OK, give it your best shot. |
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I don't even have to look at you. |
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I can tell by your fingers. |
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And your long hair. |
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That you're the type of girl |
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that exists only in Korean video game |
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with a sexy figure. |
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Continue... |
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Your skin is supernaturally clear. |
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Soft and silky smooth. |
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Even when you're tanned, |
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it has a natural luster likened to pearls. |
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Uh-huh. |
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The way you wear your broach naturally |
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makes you the center of attention. |
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Your long hair compliments |
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creating a beautiful curve. |
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Your earrings together with your necklace |
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form the shape of a upside down pyramid. |
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You are the essence of style! |
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Wait a second, let me finish laughing! |
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This is just something I threw this on. |
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I didn't even think about the style. |
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OK, wait a minute. |
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I've got it covered. |
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You should allow the lady to pay. |
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Her credit card will |
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Thank you. |
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So, besides flattery |
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If you give me a year, |
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I'll give you 365 different |
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types of pleasure. |
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And each will |
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cost you less than 100 RMB. |
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A journey of 1000 miles |
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My love is by your side |
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I envy you, Panda! |
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I've been asked to brief everyone |
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everyone will pay |
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work as a team for |
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the good of the show. |
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Nie Bing, I know today isn't a holiday. |
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But sending you flowers |
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I went to your hometown to |
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This is me on the carousel you rode |
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eating your favourite |
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Someone asked for me? |
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Miss, your lunch has arrived. |
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I didn't order anything. |
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Your friend downstairs |
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Oh. |
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Your mother told me freshwater |
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I bought these for you in the suburbs. |
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Hope you like my cooking! |
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You're so good to me. |
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What can I do in return? |
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You don't need to do a thing. |
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When I was training in the USA, |
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they taught us a theory: |
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Every normal person |
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has approximately 50 useful contacts. |
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However, a big star like you |
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must have at least 500 |
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high profile contacts. |
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If each of your friends |
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then that's a total of 25000 people. |
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If each person buys 200 |
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Then that makes a total of 5,000,000 RMB. |
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I thought you said you |
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didn't sell insurance. |
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I don't, |
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but I can provide 5,000,000 RMB |
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So that's why you've been so nice to me. |
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When are you going to ask |
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You misunderstand me. |
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This is my resignation. |
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I have decided that from |
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I will never utter the word "insurance". |
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Hello? Xu Lang. |
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Oh? Lunch? OK. |
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OK, call me back later. Bye! |
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Who was that? |
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Xu Lang. |
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Xu Lang? |
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I love his films! |
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Really? |
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oh. |
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Well in that case... |
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Hey! |
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Hi! Nie Bing! |
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Hi Xu Lang |
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what happened to you? |
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I fell off a horse when I was filming. |
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I told you |
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presenting TV is easier then film. |
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I have to take a call, Xu Lang, Tan Xin. |
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Tan Xin, Xu Lang. |
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You can get acquainted. |
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Hi! Hi! |
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Hi! Excuse me. |
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Could I have your autograph please? |
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Thank you. |
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Sorry not today, I'm injured. |
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Ok, thanks. |
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Bye. |
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You know I'm a great |
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Thank you. |
| 00:20:59 |
What are you been shooting now? |
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Huang Feihong. |
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They're shooting it again? |
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This is the 8th episode. |
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Episode number 8! |
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You're playing Huang Feihong? |
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I'm playing Porky Rong. |
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Porky Rong, huh? Porky Rong is cool. |
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He's my favorite character. |
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Showbiz may look glitzy. |
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But it isn't as cushy as it seems. |
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No fixed accommodation, no fixed hours. |
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We get up before the rooster crows. |
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go to bed after the bogeyman |
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work harder then oxen, |
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and eat worse than pigs. |
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Have you ever tasted |
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Do you know what wire-fu is? |
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The worst thing is you have no dignity! |
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Whatever the director |
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He wants you to jump |
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He wants you to stand in |
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He wants you to strip, you strip. |
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Sometimes we don't |
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Look at my hand. |
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I told her I fell off a horse. |
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The truth is I was bitten by a dog. |
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Look at my eye. |
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What's wrong? |
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It's fake! |
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Look at my teeth? |
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They're fake too? |
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They're real. |
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but they've been knocked |
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Sounds tough! |
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but my work isn't exactly |
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We wear suits and look elegant |
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but we live with our |
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We have assessments every |
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We don't get to see our |
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You're a model? |
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No, I'm an insurance salesman. |
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You sell insurance? |
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Yes. |
| 00:22:31 |
You really sell insurance? |
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Yes. |
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And you're Nie Bings' friend? |
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Yes. |
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Buddy! |
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Careful. |
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It's a shame I didn't meet you earlier! |
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I've always needed |
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a friend that works in insurance. |
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OK, got it! I'll tell him again. |
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No, sorry, but I can't accept right away. |
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The insurance film |
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I have to buy some |
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I can introduce you to someone... |
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No! I don't want you to |
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You're Nie Bings' friend right? |
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Uh-huh. |
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And you sell insurance. This is fate! |
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You see I... |
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There are people more |
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I can introduce you to them. |
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No, I don't want anyone else. |
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You're my pal so I want |
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You know, |
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fake insurance peddlers have |
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Tell me your cell phone number, |
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your phone number. |
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Leave me your digits. |
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Oh. |
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I'm not the only person in this business |
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that wants to buy insurance. |
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Yesterday Fan Bingbing |
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OK, fine. Bye! |
| 00:23:35 |
I've got the phone numbers |
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All of them need insurance. |
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Quick! This is |
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Fan Bingbings' number. |
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What are you doing? |
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Leaving a telephone number.. |
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Why? |
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To sell insurance. |
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You've been using me to sell insurance! |
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No! |
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Just look at him, he's a wreck. |
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Don't you think you're a little late? |
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Nie Bing! |
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Juliet, I've been waiting for you! |
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Juliet? |
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Are you supposed to be Romeo? |
| 00:24:19 |
It's me. Oh Juliet! |
| 00:24:21 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:24:23 |
What am I doing? |
| 00:24:25 |
I can do what ever you want, miss. |
| 00:24:27 |
It depends entirely on |
| 00:24:31 |
Don't go! |
| 00:24:32 |
I'm a professional |
| 00:24:33 |
I've been on "Super Boy"; "Good Boy" |
| 00:24:35 |
"Real Boy"; "Dream Boy"; "Dance Boy"; |
| 00:24:36 |
"Super Star"; "Stars in their Eyes" |
| 00:24:38 |
"The X Factor"; "Dancing with Stars"; |
| 00:24:39 |
"Soul Train"; "Pop Idol" |
| 00:24:42 |
"Nouvelle Star" |
| 00:24:43 |
If it's a talent show, I go! |
| 00:24:46 |
I may look a little wet behind the ears, |
| 00:24:48 |
but I've acted in over 30 TV series. |
| 00:24:50 |
In "Three Kingdoms" I acted |
| 00:24:54 |
Which three? |
| 00:24:56 |
First Liu Bei and I |
| 00:24:58 |
Then Cao Cao and I |
| 00:25:00 |
And after that... |
| 00:25:03 |
As soon as the assistant |
| 00:25:05 |
We'd all sprint towards the camera. |
| 00:25:08 |
Experience matters in showbiz. |
| 00:25:10 |
Newbie extras haven't got a clue. |
| 00:25:12 |
They run until they're blue in the |
| 00:25:15 |
Experience doesn't come |
| 00:25:19 |
It is difficult for girls |
| 00:25:21 |
the same to guys. |
| 00:25:24 |
I spent 1000 RMB |
| 00:25:26 |
inviting the assistant |
| 00:25:28 |
All I got in return was one line. |
| 00:25:30 |
Want to your name in lights? |
| 00:25:32 |
Want to get noticed? |
| 00:25:34 |
Finally I had a startling revelation: |
| 00:25:36 |
Getting the director in |
| 00:25:38 |
You have to get friendly |
| 00:25:40 |
You know Ma Dagang? |
| 00:25:41 |
I know. |
| 00:25:42 |
Great director! |
| 00:25:43 |
I was in his award winning film "Assault" |
| 00:25:46 |
I was that close to the camera. |
| 00:25:47 |
I went to the cinema to watch the film |
| 00:25:49 |
but I couldn't find my shot! |
| 00:25:50 |
Finally I understood: |
| 00:25:52 |
I forgot to make friends |
| 00:25:54 |
There were too many |
| 00:25:56 |
Oh. |
| 00:25:59 |
Acting is a mysterious art. |
| 00:26:05 |
Later on I realized: |
| 00:26:07 |
the swiftest way to |
| 00:26:10 |
I participated in "the dream of the |
| 00:26:11 |
Oh? |
| 00:26:12 |
I went to all of the admission districts. |
| 00:26:14 |
They said I was too old to play Baoyu, |
| 00:26:17 |
and too young to play Jiazheng. |
| 00:26:19 |
When I told them my age |
| 00:26:21 |
they said I could play Wang Xifeng. |
| 00:26:23 |
For crying out loud, |
| 00:26:28 |
So was Mei Lanfang. |
| 00:26:29 |
What's on your agenda today? |
| 00:26:32 |
They're shooting a |
| 00:26:34 |
It's a story with one |
| 00:26:36 |
This film is a golden opportunity. |
| 00:26:37 |
The female lead is Lin Jiaxin. |
| 00:26:41 |
Ah! What are you doing? |
| 00:26:43 |
I'm in a hurry to get changed, |
| 00:26:45 |
and I need to get warmed up |
| 00:26:47 |
Where's the sunroof? |
| 00:26:51 |
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 |
| 00:26:57 |
Ah! Hello, my mountain dwelling friends! |
| 00:27:00 |
Distinguished officials, honored guests, |
| 00:27:03 |
members of the panel of |
| 00:27:07 |
and I'm here to show you a good time! |
| 00:27:10 |
I feel dizzy. |
| 00:27:14 |
Wow! The Olympics are finally here. |
| 00:27:16 |
They've installed a |
| 00:27:19 |
That isn't a horizontal bar, |
| 00:27:21 |
Ah! |
| 00:27:23 |
If they choose me, |
| 00:27:24 |
I'll recommend you to the director. |
| 00:27:26 |
Ah! Ah! |
| 00:27:31 |
What a nutcase! |
| 00:27:34 |
All the world's a stage, and all the |
| 00:27:40 |
That player was supposed |
| 00:27:44 |
He may be beyond help, |
| 00:27:47 |
but he's got great potential. |
| 00:27:50 |
This is |
| 00:27:51 |
a real primary share! |
| 00:28:00 |
How dare you overtake me! |
| 00:28:05 |
Where do you think you're going! |
| 00:28:09 |
(scream) |
| 00:28:14 |
You think you're the only |
| 00:28:17 |
I used to drive a Hummer. |
| 00:28:19 |
One wheel was worth |
| 00:28:21 |
I'm sorry, I don't mean it! |
| 00:28:23 |
You're a famous TV presenter! |
| 00:28:24 |
I suppose so. |
| 00:28:26 |
That settles it then. |
| 00:28:30 |
Sign me an autograph. |
| 00:28:32 |
An autograph? OK. |
| 00:28:35 |
Thanks. |
| 00:28:41 |
Hello. |
| 00:28:43 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:28:45 |
Give me a lift, quick! Why? |
| 00:28:47 |
You can't go running around |
| 00:28:51 |
Don't move, Sir. Don't move. |
| 00:28:54 |
Get away from me. |
| 00:28:56 |
If you come any closer, I'll jump! |
| 00:28:58 |
Please calm down, miss. |
| 00:29:00 |
Get back! I'm here! Get back! Get back! |
| 00:29:01 |
I'm here! Get back! |
| 00:29:02 |
Get away! Get Away! |
| 00:29:03 |
You don't go there. |
| 00:29:04 |
Get away! Get Away! |
| 00:29:05 |
Careful! |
| 00:29:07 |
Don't try to talk me out of it. |
| 00:29:11 |
Lady I'm not here to |
| 00:29:13 |
I'll jump with you |
| 00:29:16 |
You've had a loss too? How much? |
| 00:29:19 |
Pretty much everything. |
| 00:29:20 |
We're all in the same boat. |
| 00:29:22 |
This is a good spot you've chosen. |
| 00:29:25 |
Of course! |
| 00:29:28 |
This is my final choice. |
| 00:29:30 |
I may have chosen badly |
| 00:29:32 |
but this time you made the right choice. |
| 00:29:34 |
Exactly! The last time I |
| 00:29:36 |
Ended up shattering my |
| 00:29:39 |
Have you chosen which |
| 00:29:41 |
There are positions? |
| 00:29:43 |
Of course, it's an art! |
| 00:29:44 |
The first is the head first dive. |
| 00:29:53 |
That's the most deadly way to fall, |
| 00:29:55 |
but it doesn't leave a pretty sight. |
| 00:29:57 |
Let's not wait! |
| 00:29:58 |
Let's just jump and plummet |
| 00:30:00 |
Come on! Let's jump! Let's do it! |
| 00:30:01 |
I think we need to talk. |
| 00:30:02 |
Talk? About what? C'mon lets jump! |
| 00:30:03 |
I don't want to die! |
| 00:30:06 |
Oh well, if you don't |
| 00:30:07 |
Get back! Get Back! |
| 00:30:08 |
I know him, let me past. |
| 00:30:10 |
Police! Somebody, give me a hand. |
| 00:30:12 |
Ooh! Ouch! |
| 00:30:17 |
Your foot is fine. |
| 00:30:18 |
Nonsense! |
| 00:30:21 |
My leg hurts, my foot hurts. |
| 00:30:23 |
Don't even think about |
| 00:30:25 |
Mr. Zhang is a hero. |
| 00:30:27 |
There must be something |
| 00:30:38 |
Hey! How are you feeling today? |
| 00:30:40 |
Much better, |
| 00:30:46 |
I have a friend who is |
| 00:30:49 |
I'll give him a call. |
| 00:30:50 |
He'll come and examine you in a few days. |
| 00:30:53 |
There's no need to make a fuss. |
| 00:30:54 |
Injured ligaments take |
| 00:30:56 |
I'll just take it easy. |
| 00:31:01 |
Here you go. Let me take a look. |
| 00:31:08 |
Oh, he's fine. |
| 00:31:09 |
If he's fine then why is he |
| 00:31:11 |
still in hospital. |
| 00:31:17 |
Why is it that you'll believe everyone |
| 00:31:19 |
but you won't trust me? |
| 00:31:22 |
Don't try to change the subject. |
| 00:31:24 |
OK, I'll help you cure him. |
| 00:31:26 |
I will make him stand! |
| 00:31:30 |
Hey! |
| 00:31:33 |
Hi there! |
| 00:31:34 |
Who are you? |
| 00:31:36 |
This is the friend I told you about, |
| 00:31:38 |
the famous ortho-pediatrician |
| 00:31:41 |
So your leg hurts, huh? |
| 00:31:44 |
Feel anything? Let me see... |
| 00:31:53 |
Feel anything? |
| 00:31:58 |
Hmmm. |
| 00:32:01 |
Can you feel this? |
| 00:32:04 |
Still not feeling anything? |
| 00:32:06 |
OK, I'm going to need a different tool. |
| 00:32:10 |
Relax, it'll be fine. |
| 00:32:22 |
You! |
| 00:32:30 |
Told you so. |
| 00:32:33 |
OK I admit it. My leg has |
| 00:32:43 |
Nie Bing, let me explain! |
| 00:32:48 |
Don't you think your prank was childish? |
| 00:32:53 |
It was childish. |
| 00:32:58 |
Are you brave enough to |
| 00:33:01 |
Patients? |
| 00:33:03 |
Dance! |
| 00:33:04 |
All the boats sink. |
| 00:33:08 |
Takes me to the brink!. |
| 00:33:14 |
Let me introduce myself, |
| 00:33:15 |
I'm a psychiatrist. |
| 00:33:17 |
I specialize in treating patients who |
| 00:33:18 |
Bi-polar disorder cannot be healed. |
| 00:33:21 |
If symptoms are not controlled, |
| 00:33:24 |
I am the creator of stock market therapy. |
| 00:33:27 |
Stock market therapy? |
| 00:33:29 |
Correct! Fighting fire with fire! |
| 00:33:30 |
I told them to buy stocks and shares. |
| 00:33:32 |
They all became so |
| 00:33:33 |
obsessed with the stock market that |
| 00:33:35 |
their bi-polar symptoms |
| 00:33:37 |
You're a genius! |
| 00:33:39 |
In it's initial stages |
| 00:33:41 |
Not only did the symptoms of |
| 00:33:42 |
it also made them incredibly wealthy. |
| 00:33:44 |
They all said they liked my sisters' name, |
| 00:33:46 |
Rose. |
| 00:33:46 |
Whatever stocks I told |
| 00:33:49 |
As time past more people came to |
| 00:33:51 |
So it seemed a natural choice to |
| 00:33:54 |
I made a lot of money |
| 00:33:56 |
I bought a car, bought a house, |
| 00:33:57 |
and I was just about ready to |
| 00:34:01 |
The market was real bullish back then... |
| 00:34:03 |
Later on... |
| 00:34:05 |
Beware! Beware! |
| 00:34:09 |
Of the blue chip share! |
| 00:34:13 |
Later on... |
| 00:34:19 |
later on Ms. Guan left me. |
| 00:34:21 |
Why? |
| 00:34:26 |
Why? That's what I'd like to know! |
| 00:34:27 |
Anyway... |
| 00:34:29 |
Later on my sister started crying |
| 00:34:32 |
and the markets plummeted. |
| 00:34:33 |
What has that got to do |
| 00:34:36 |
Same as before: |
| 00:34:37 |
I call my sister sis |
| 00:34:39 |
Cry... Sis |
| 00:34:40 |
Crisis |
| 00:34:42 |
Black Monday pounced! |
| 00:34:45 |
Now my patients are all back again, |
| 00:34:50 |
their symptoms have |
| 00:34:54 |
Now I can't really tell |
| 00:34:57 |
who's sick, them or me... |
| 00:35:01 |
Today is a day to celebrate: |
| 00:35:03 |
Graduation day for the |
| 00:35:06 |
First we invite all members of |
| 00:35:11 |
Come on down! |
| 00:35:15 |
Please give a warm welcome |
| 00:35:20 |
Our guest will now present us |
| 00:35:23 |
I'm done with stocks and shares. |
| 00:35:27 |
They've risen! Risen! |
| 00:35:29 |
Our shares have finally risen! Let's go! |
| 00:35:32 |
They've risen! Risen! |
| 00:35:33 |
Risen! Risen! |
| 00:35:38 |
Risen? Wait for me! |
| 00:35:43 |
Are you going too? |
| 00:35:46 |
I'm done with the stock market. |
| 00:35:47 |
I'm through with inflation. |
| 00:35:49 |
I've got more important |
| 00:35:51 |
I'm going to marry my fiancee! |
| 00:36:01 |
Alright! Calm down, calm down. |
| 00:36:07 |
I just made a tiny little |
| 00:36:08 |
You see I knew that something was wrong. |
| 00:36:10 |
I've got a blocked nose, but I |
| 00:36:13 |
I didn't mean for you |
| 00:36:18 |
Listen to me. |
| 00:36:19 |
In my records it said he was single. |
| 00:36:20 |
Everything changes so fast. |
| 00:36:22 |
It's just like the stock market. |
| 00:36:24 |
You know, when I'm up in heaven, |
| 00:36:26 |
I often make bets with |
| 00:36:28 |
Cut the crap. |
| 00:36:30 |
Alright. I know! Chill out. OK? |
| 00:36:39 |
This time I guarantee to bring you a man |
| 00:36:41 |
who will love you forever! |
| 00:36:47 |
Excuse me, could you |
| 00:36:48 |
Reverse a little. |
| 00:36:50 |
You're holding everyone up. |
| 00:36:51 |
If you back up a little |
| 00:36:51 |
This is a management problem. |
| 00:36:54 |
And you can sort it out? |
| 00:36:56 |
Why don't you just back up a |
| 00:36:58 |
Give me 5 to 10 minutes. |
| 00:37:01 |
Get ready. Get ready. Reverse. |
| 00:37:02 |
OK miss, get in the car. Get in. |
| 00:37:03 |
Let's not chat anymore, shall we? |
| 00:37:06 |
Everyone, listen to my directions! |
| 00:37:08 |
This taxi needs to reverse. |
| 00:37:11 |
Everybody get in your vehicles, get in! |
| 00:37:12 |
Let's not make a fuss now. |
| 00:37:15 |
Get in and reverse. |
| 00:37:19 |
You! Reverse! |
| 00:37:21 |
Everyone can just sit here. |
| 00:37:26 |
I will give you three seconds. |
| 00:37:31 |
Countdown starts now: |
| 00:37:38 |
You... you call that a countdown? |
| 00:37:53 |
Ok. Come on, reverse! Reverse! |
| 00:38:00 |
Reverse! OK everyone, one at a time! |
| 00:38:01 |
No hurry. OK. One at a time! |
| 00:38:10 |
Not even 5 minutes. |
| 00:38:12 |
Not bad. |
| 00:38:14 |
May I invite you to lunch? |
| 00:38:18 |
Do you invite girls to |
| 00:38:21 |
Do you often accept as |
| 00:38:24 |
This is the first time. |
| 00:38:26 |
Me too. |
| 00:38:28 |
You can speak English. |
| 00:38:35 |
I've got my foreign |
| 00:38:39 |
You're... a foreign student? |
| 00:38:42 |
Na Le Ju Zi Pao A |
| 00:38:45 |
knowledge is power |
| 00:38:47 |
knowledge is power. |
| 00:38:51 |
My name is Fan Zhongju. |
| 00:38:57 |
Interesting, huh? |
| 00:39:01 |
I'm a descendant of the |
| 00:39:04 |
Uh-huh. You come from |
| 00:39:07 |
Yes. |
| 00:39:11 |
Is this gold? |
| 00:39:14 |
24 carat gold |
| 00:39:17 |
99.99% pure. |
| 00:39:20 |
Oh. Now I understand why that |
| 00:39:23 |
You gave him your card. |
| 00:39:27 |
Smart. |
| 00:39:30 |
you're so clever! |
| 00:39:33 |
My motto is: Give me respect |
| 00:39:35 |
and I give you gold. |
| 00:39:38 |
Interesting. |
| 00:39:40 |
Well suited, don't you think? |
| 00:39:43 |
Well suited? Who? |
| 00:39:48 |
Boss, |
| 00:39:49 |
they're here! |
| 00:39:50 |
Oh, sorry! I have an appointment. |
| 00:39:55 |
That's fine, should I leave? |
| 00:39:58 |
No, I trust you, |
| 00:39:59 |
believe. |
| 00:40:02 |
OK. Thank you. |
| 00:40:07 |
Give me 5-10 minutes. |
| 00:40:10 |
Come in! Come in! |
| 00:40:12 |
Mr. Fan, sir. |
| 00:40:13 |
Thank you for taking time |
| 00:40:15 |
This is a real honor. |
| 00:40:16 |
Come, take a seat. |
| 00:40:17 |
Open the suitcase and remove the cash. |
| 00:40:18 |
That is what the Boss wants. |
| 00:40:19 |
Out! |
| 00:40:20 |
You heard me, out. |
| 00:40:31 |
Short. |
| 00:40:37 |
Three notes short. |
| 00:40:42 |
Mr. Fan. I... I assure you that |
| 00:40:43 |
there will be a investigation |
| 00:40:45 |
into this incident. I'm sorry. |
| 00:40:46 |
If you want to do business, |
| 00:40:51 |
Out! |
| 00:40:55 |
Not even 5 minutes. |
| 00:40:57 |
How could you tell just by sniffing? |
| 00:41:00 |
Some people blink when |
| 00:41:04 |
and some people sniff. |
| 00:41:07 |
Ah! |
| 00:41:16 |
Ah! Hey... I hope you're not |
| 00:41:19 |
No! |
| 00:41:21 |
No... but I think |
| 00:41:24 |
I'm falling for you. |
| 00:41:27 |
Drink up. |
| 00:41:54 |
Good evening, Boss |
| 00:42:06 |
Every Miss... |
| 00:42:09 |
ladies. |
| 00:42:12 |
Today we're not here to |
| 00:42:16 |
This is a formal meeting. |
| 00:42:18 |
Meeting shmeeting! |
| 00:42:22 |
Who comes to a place like |
| 00:42:23 |
This guy's a riot. |
| 00:42:24 |
Prizes will be given |
| 00:42:29 |
Money? Cash?!? |
| 00:42:30 |
This guys loaded! |
| 00:42:32 |
100 RMB for each correct answer. |
| 00:42:36 |
Question number one: |
| 00:42:39 |
What do women want? |
| 00:42:45 |
What do women want? |
| 00:42:47 |
Your wish is our desire, sir! |
| 00:42:52 |
Come |
| 00:42:57 |
Thank you, Sir! |
| 00:42:58 |
Out! |
| 00:43:01 |
OK. Out! |
| 00:43:02 |
Fake money. |
| 00:43:04 |
What? Fake? |
| 00:43:06 |
Why did you give her fake money? |
| 00:43:07 |
Quiet down! |
| 00:43:09 |
The principal of this game is simple: |
| 00:43:12 |
The truth gets you real money. |
| 00:43:16 |
This isn't a joke. |
| 00:43:18 |
Question number one: |
| 00:43:22 |
What do women want? |
| 00:43:25 |
This is just dumb. |
| 00:43:27 |
Romance. |
| 00:43:29 |
Yeah! Romance! |
| 00:43:30 |
Women love romance. Exactly! |
| 00:43:33 |
Oh. Good! |
| 00:43:41 |
Welcome home, Miss Nie! |
| 00:43:48 |
Miss Nie! |
| 00:43:49 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:43:50 |
Isn't it romantic? |
| 00:43:53 |
Are you crazy? Jesus! |
| 00:44:04 |
Is something wrong? |
| 00:44:06 |
Everything's fine, sir. |
| 00:44:10 |
She's pretending to be angry. |
| 00:44:13 |
Same thing tomorrow. |
| 00:44:16 |
We will take romance to new heights! |
| 00:44:33 |
From now on this is your shop. |
| 00:44:37 |
You want to employ me as a manager? |
| 00:44:40 |
The manager can only sell jewelry, |
| 00:44:43 |
but the boss can wear whatever she likes. |
| 00:44:50 |
Enough talk, |
| 00:44:54 |
this is for you too. |
| 00:44:57 |
It may not be the height of fashion, |
| 00:44:59 |
but it was left to me by |
| 00:45:03 |
great grandmother. |
| 00:45:04 |
I can't accept it. |
| 00:45:05 |
I'm entrusting it to you |
| 00:45:07 |
to give to our next generation. |
| 00:45:13 |
This too... is yours. |
| 00:45:18 |
Buy whatever you want. |
| 00:45:21 |
Spend as much as you like. |
| 00:45:25 |
Do you want to know how much money it is? |
| 00:45:28 |
I want to know how old you are. |
| 00:45:35 |
Is that all? |
| 00:45:38 |
Not exactly. |
| 00:45:44 |
Come on, stand in line. |
| 00:45:49 |
Hello. |
| 00:45:52 |
We're a small Chinese company. |
| 00:45:58 |
We have a few ideas. |
| 00:45:59 |
OK, good. |
| 00:46:02 |
Mr. Fan. |
| 00:46:06 |
Do you think it's romantic? |
| 00:46:08 |
Nie Bing. Nie Bing I love you! |
| 00:46:10 |
Just like mice love rice it's true! |
| 00:46:23 |
Time to make an impression. |
| 00:46:25 |
Leave a little space for me. |
| 00:46:28 |
1, 2, 3. |
| 00:46:48 |
Isn't it romantic? |
| 00:46:50 |
Childish |
| 00:47:08 |
Silently you took your leave |
| 00:47:12 |
as silently you came. |
| 00:47:15 |
You waved goodbye, |
| 00:47:18 |
and after that were never seen again. |
| 00:47:23 |
Do you understand what |
| 00:47:26 |
Yes. |
| 00:47:29 |
I'm chasing you with cupids arrows. |
| 00:47:33 |
And you're flying about |
| 00:47:36 |
So stop being so nice to me. |
| 00:47:39 |
I'm not attracted to you. |
| 00:47:43 |
That's alright, just give it time. |
| 00:47:46 |
But we don't have any foundations. |
| 00:47:50 |
Roses are red. Violets are blue. |
| 00:47:53 |
I'm stinking rich. |
| 00:47:55 |
You're too good to be true! |
| 00:47:57 |
There. That's our foundations. |
| 00:48:00 |
I'm too good to be true? |
| 00:48:04 |
I love you because you |
| 00:48:08 |
Really? |
| 00:48:10 |
I thought you'd be interested in my wage. |
| 00:48:13 |
But you were more interested in my age. |
| 00:48:16 |
You shouldn't waste your time on me. |
| 00:48:19 |
But I've been waiting |
| 00:48:23 |
You're one in a million. |
| 00:48:27 |
I want a knight in shining armour. |
| 00:48:29 |
Oh, yes |
| 00:48:37 |
Oh that's a shame, |
| 00:48:39 |
everyone calls me the black fatty. |
| 00:48:53 |
The court has decided |
| 00:48:54 |
to issue a restraining order. |
| 00:48:57 |
Ms. Nie! Ms. Nie! |
| 00:48:58 |
You want to know the truth? |
| 00:48:59 |
OK. OK. |
| 00:49:00 |
I will tell you: |
| 00:49:03 |
Once upon a time there was a mountain. |
| 00:49:04 |
On the mountain there was a temple. |
| 00:49:05 |
In the temple lived an |
| 00:49:08 |
The young monk asked the old monk |
| 00:49:09 |
what the truth was. |
| 00:49:10 |
The old monk replied: |
| 00:49:11 |
Once upon a time there was a mountain. |
| 00:49:12 |
On the mountain there was a temple. |
| 00:49:13 |
Do you get the picture? |
| 00:49:14 |
Ms. Nie! Ms. Nie! One final question! |
| 00:49:16 |
Ms. Nie. could you make a statement? |
| 00:49:18 |
Ms. Nie, could you say |
| 00:49:19 |
OK, that's enough, thank you. |
| 00:49:20 |
That's all for today, thank you. |
| 00:49:22 |
One last question! |
| 00:49:22 |
We still have a question! |
| 00:49:23 |
Oh! Ms. Nie |
| 00:49:58 |
Good Choice. |
| 00:50:00 |
I agree! |
| 00:50:02 |
Over there. |
| 00:50:10 |
Look in the direction you want |
| 00:50:13 |
Oh, I keep missing. |
| 00:50:21 |
Could you help me choose? |
| 00:50:27 |
OK. |
| 00:50:29 |
This one. |
| 00:50:37 |
Will they suit me? |
| 00:50:38 |
Of course. |
| 00:50:41 |
OK, I'll try them on. |
| 00:50:50 |
Ah! |
| 00:50:51 |
Do you think this suits me? Hmmm. |
| 00:50:55 |
I'll take all three items. |
| 00:50:57 |
But the lady hasn't tried them on yet. |
| 00:50:58 |
I'm sure she'll want them. |
| 00:51:15 |
After you. |
| 00:51:17 |
OK. |
| 00:51:19 |
Thanks. |
| 00:51:37 |
Are you full? |
| 00:51:38 |
Uh-huh. So, what's on your mind? |
| 00:51:42 |
I've been assigned to a new case. |
| 00:51:44 |
Nothing big. |
| 00:51:47 |
A billionaire wants to get a divorce |
| 00:51:49 |
but his wife |
| 00:51:50 |
is making a big fuss. |
| 00:51:53 |
When it comes to marriages, |
| 00:51:55 |
Of course. |
| 00:51:56 |
Great! |
| 00:51:57 |
Then I represent our law firm |
| 00:51:59 |
appointing you as our |
| 00:52:03 |
Don't let me down. |
| 00:52:05 |
Just you wait and see. |
| 00:52:07 |
Now we shall discuss matters |
| 00:52:10 |
I really don't understand women like you. |
| 00:52:12 |
In this day and age alimony |
| 00:52:14 |
Marriage is the result of free |
| 00:52:16 |
Why should men pay alimony? |
| 00:52:18 |
Why did you get married |
| 00:52:20 |
For starters you're just |
| 00:52:22 |
Your relationship to my client |
| 00:52:25 |
I'm not trying to offend you. |
| 00:52:27 |
I'm simply stating the truth. |
| 00:52:28 |
You shouldn't assume |
| 00:52:30 |
gives you the right to |
| 00:52:31 |
My client was married too, |
| 00:52:33 |
and he invested just as much as you did. |
| 00:52:35 |
Screaming out hysterically, |
| 00:52:36 |
"I wasted my best years |
| 00:52:38 |
is something women in |
| 00:52:41 |
For an old hag with children to feed |
| 00:52:43 |
asking for compensation is fair and just, |
| 00:52:45 |
that is what is meant |
| 00:52:49 |
In all the time you |
| 00:52:52 |
you never once got pregnant. |
| 00:52:54 |
So what do you want compensation for? |
| 00:52:58 |
Women say that men having |
| 00:53:01 |
Men say loving anybody is a tragedy. |
| 00:53:05 |
If you still want money |
| 00:53:06 |
then it isn't an alimony, |
| 00:53:12 |
Get me a glass of Rudini. |
| 00:53:14 |
Do you still love him? |
| 00:53:16 |
I hate him. |
| 00:53:17 |
OK, I'll settle it. |
| 00:53:20 |
I don't want to get divorced. |
| 00:53:22 |
Relax. |
| 00:53:31 |
I have good news. |
| 00:53:32 |
Through my guidance, |
| 00:53:34 |
I have made Mrs. Liu realise |
| 00:53:35 |
that it takes two to tango. |
| 00:53:37 |
She has decided to turn over a |
| 00:53:45 |
Are you out of your mind? |
| 00:53:47 |
If they don't get divorced, |
| 00:53:49 |
I don't get paid. |
| 00:53:52 |
Which is more important: |
| 00:53:54 |
or your fee? |
| 00:53:59 |
I am protecting my clients |
| 00:00:02 |
A lawyer's job |
| 00:00:04 |
is to do his utmost to protect |
| 00:00:06 |
the interests of his client. |
| 00:00:08 |
An emotional consultant's job |
| 00:00:10 |
is to do her damnedest to heal emotional |
| 00:00:12 |
scars and protect a |
| 00:00:26 |
Look, she lied to you. |
| 00:00:31 |
Take a close look at who the woman is! |
| 00:00:45 |
You disappoint me. |
| 00:00:58 |
He's a serpent, |
| 00:00:59 |
not a man. |
| 00:01:00 |
The bigger a mans' brain, |
| 00:01:03 |
Stop hiding! |
| 00:01:04 |
Well it isn't my fault. |
| 00:01:07 |
I told you |
| 00:01:08 |
you could take your time looking... |
| 00:01:11 |
Who created mankind, |
| 00:01:13 |
Well, you can't blame |
| 00:01:16 |
The population is huge. |
| 00:01:18 |
When anything goes into mass production, |
| 00:01:20 |
it's hard to guarantee quality. |
| 00:01:22 |
This time I want a real man. |
| 00:01:26 |
This is iced water. |
| 00:01:27 |
The doctor says I can't drink that. |
| 00:01:43 |
Miss Nie, at last you're here! |
| 00:01:45 |
You're waiting for me? |
| 00:01:47 |
I've been waiting a long time. |
| 00:01:49 |
Oh? |
| 00:01:56 |
Hello! |
| 00:01:57 |
Ms. Nie. |
| 00:01:58 |
Ah? |
| 00:01:59 |
Do you have any special requirements? |
| 00:02:02 |
Special requirements? |
| 00:02:06 |
Of course this is a gym! |
| 00:02:08 |
Some people come here to exercise, |
| 00:02:11 |
and some people don't. |
| 00:02:13 |
You look as if you |
| 00:02:16 |
So what am I here for if |
| 00:02:19 |
Lots of men come here to talk business. |
| 00:02:22 |
Lots of women come here to |
| 00:02:25 |
I'm here to exercise. |
| 00:02:27 |
Sure? |
| 00:02:28 |
Yes. |
| 00:02:30 |
OK this way. |
| 00:02:33 |
Wait a second. |
| 00:02:34 |
Ah? What? What is it now? |
| 00:02:36 |
I'll introduce you to a personal trainer. |
| 00:02:45 |
Hello. |
| 00:02:54 |
Hello My name is Wu Dawei. |
| 00:02:56 |
I'm your new personal trainer. |
| 00:02:57 |
Oh, hi! My name's... |
| 00:03:02 |
I know. I see you a lot on television. |
| 00:03:07 |
I'm a big fan of your shows. |
| 00:03:10 |
You're fascinating. |
| 00:03:12 |
Everything you say just |
| 00:03:15 |
Really? Sense isn't much use |
| 00:03:18 |
to me in the real world. |
| 00:03:20 |
Makes sense. |
| 00:03:33 |
Ah! Ah! Ah! |
| 00:03:35 |
I can't go on! Oh my god! I can't! |
| 00:03:37 |
Ah! Save me! |
| 00:03:37 |
Relax. Ah! Relax, almost finished! |
| 00:03:56 |
Ooh! Are you ok? |
| 00:03:57 |
204. Do you want to come down? 205. |
| 00:04:01 |
I'm fine. I have to do 500, |
| 00:04:04 |
let's continue. |
| 00:04:09 |
You have to keep it up for 10 |
| 00:04:17 |
Is that for humans or for tigers? |
| 00:04:20 |
Nutrition is very important. |
| 00:04:22 |
Five things have the |
| 00:04:26 |
What five things? |
| 00:04:30 |
Listen carefully: |
| 00:04:31 |
Things that fly; Things that crawl; |
| 00:04:33 |
Things that animals give birth to; and |
| 00:04:36 |
I invented this myself. |
| 00:04:38 |
Yuck! |
| 00:04:41 |
Does this qualify as a stimulant? |
| 00:04:46 |
Thanks. |
| 00:04:49 |
I feel so safe with you by my side. |
| 00:04:54 |
If you didn't then all this training |
| 00:04:58 |
Has anyone ever picked a fight with you? |
| 00:05:01 |
Who would dare? |
| 00:05:05 |
Have you ever been in a fight? |
| 00:05:07 |
It's all about attitude. |
| 00:05:09 |
If you stand up straight |
| 00:05:11 |
you can stare anyone down. |
| 00:05:15 |
Huh? |
| 00:05:15 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:05:18 |
Waitress! |
| 00:05:19 |
Is there a problem, sir? |
| 00:05:20 |
These meat balls are rock solid. |
| 00:05:22 |
This isn't even edible. |
| 00:05:23 |
Send it back to the kitchen at once. |
| 00:05:24 |
Oh, how embarrassing. |
| 00:05:27 |
If you want to talk about |
| 00:05:30 |
were mother's best dish. |
| 00:05:33 |
There's an art to making |
| 00:05:36 |
The mince should be 3 parts fat, |
| 00:05:39 |
3 parts fat? |
| 00:05:39 |
Slices should be cut horizontally; |
| 00:05:43 |
Starch should be added to |
| 00:05:45 |
and that is how meatballs |
| 00:05:47 |
perfect gourmet experience. |
| 00:05:49 |
This restaurants |
| 00:05:52 |
After you, bon appetit! |
| 00:05:55 |
What's wrong with these meatballs? |
| 00:05:58 |
Nothing. |
| 00:06:00 |
You're meatballs are a disgrace! |
| 00:06:08 |
Tell him! |
| 00:06:09 |
How about this... |
| 00:06:11 |
Put the meatballs down, they're |
| 00:06:15 |
You're meatballs are like shot puts! |
| 00:06:18 |
You should donate them |
| 00:06:24 |
Did you hear what the lady said? |
| 00:06:25 |
Did you hear? |
| 00:06:26 |
Yes, Sir! |
| 00:06:27 |
Starting from today, |
| 00:06:29 |
you will make meatballs |
| 00:06:34 |
Sorry to have disturbed your lunch. |
| 00:06:41 |
Listen up! Make meatballs |
| 00:06:45 |
Find out who made these meatballs, understood? |
| 00:06:49 |
Have some more soup. |
| 00:06:50 |
Waitress! Could I get the bill please! |
| 00:06:53 |
But I haven't finished yet. |
| 00:06:56 |
Take your time. |
| 00:07:00 |
Hey! |
| 00:07:03 |
Sometimes good things |
| 00:07:08 |
You want me to renovate them? |
| 00:07:11 |
I... I didn't say that! |
| 00:07:27 |
Do you need a lift. |
| 00:07:30 |
Sorry, this place is a mess. |
| 00:07:31 |
Come back some other day. |
| 00:07:33 |
OK. I don't want to pry. |
| 00:07:34 |
See you! |
| 00:07:36 |
Hey! |
| 00:07:45 |
Where do guests sit? |
| 00:07:47 |
I don't usually have guests. |
| 00:07:50 |
Oh. What about your girl friend? |
| 00:07:54 |
No girls come here. |
| 00:07:59 |
Have some water. |
| 00:08:03 |
Did you paint this. |
| 00:08:04 |
It... it isn't finished yet. |
| 00:08:06 |
What about this one? Not finished either. |
| 00:08:09 |
Hey, you can't look at that! |
| 00:08:11 |
Just a little peek. No! |
| 00:08:15 |
Sorry. |
| 00:08:21 |
That's alright. |
| 00:08:34 |
Hey! I can still use that. |
| 00:08:35 |
Its empty, what can you use it for? |
| 00:08:40 |
You want to bin my blanket? |
| 00:08:42 |
This is filthy! |
| 00:08:43 |
But... I... Hey! |
| 00:08:45 |
Give it to me. I need it to sleep. |
| 00:08:47 |
Give me back my blanket! |
| 00:08:48 |
We're here to deliver your order. |
| 00:08:50 |
OK great! Put the bed over there. |
| 00:08:52 |
And put the AC unit over there. |
| 00:08:54 |
Who asked you to deliver these things. |
| 00:08:56 |
Take them away! Now! Take them away! |
| 00:08:58 |
Leave them here. |
| 00:09:00 |
Can you make up your minds please? |
| 00:09:02 |
Who should I listen to? |
| 00:09:03 |
Me, this is my place, now go. |
| 00:09:06 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:09:09 |
What are you trying to do? |
| 00:09:11 |
I don't need your charity. |
| 00:09:13 |
Why are you so insecure? |
| 00:09:15 |
Who said I'm insecure? |
| 00:09:17 |
I say you're insecure. |
| 00:09:19 |
What makes me insecure? |
| 00:09:21 |
I never said I was giving |
| 00:09:26 |
Oh, OK |
| 00:09:31 |
I'll pay you back later. |
| 00:09:33 |
Whatever. |
| 00:09:35 |
I will pay you back, that's a promise. |
| 00:09:36 |
Put the bed over here. OK. |
| 00:09:37 |
Put the AC unit over here. |
| 00:09:39 |
Put the table over there. Careful. |
| 00:09:41 |
But... you! |
| 00:09:43 |
I can tell who's in charge here. |
| 00:09:46 |
Sign here, please. |
| 00:09:53 |
That's better! |
| 00:09:55 |
Why do artists like to |
| 00:09:59 |
At least now this place is habitable. |
| 00:10:07 |
Thank you. |
| 00:10:13 |
Hey. Why are all your paintings purple? |
| 00:10:17 |
It's because of my girl friend. |
| 00:10:21 |
She died in a car |
| 00:10:26 |
The day she died she |
| 00:10:33 |
I remember the day it happened |
| 00:10:37 |
there was so much blood |
| 00:11:24 |
Every year after I |
| 00:11:28 |
The purple stained my memories. |
| 00:11:40 |
Could you paint a portrait of me? |
| 00:11:43 |
No. This place... it's too clean. |
| 00:11:50 |
Please... |
| 00:11:53 |
No. I just can't... |
| 00:11:56 |
Pretty please. |
| 00:12:00 |
Can't. |
| 00:12:10 |
OK. I'll paint you. |
| 00:12:12 |
Strip. |
| 00:12:14 |
Strip? |
| 00:12:21 |
Do that last pose again. |
| 00:12:24 |
Is it finished yet? |
| 00:12:27 |
Is it finished? |
| 00:12:29 |
Almost done. |
| 00:12:32 |
There's a mosquito! |
| 00:12:42 |
Let me take a look! |
| 00:12:44 |
Let me see! |
| 00:12:46 |
It isn't finished yet. |
| 00:12:48 |
You can't look until it's finished. |
| 00:12:49 |
Let me take a look. |
| 00:12:49 |
No. |
| 00:12:50 |
Sorry, but you can't... |
| 00:12:56 |
What do you think? Do you like it? |
| 00:13:00 |
I lay there shivering |
| 00:13:02 |
and this is what you painted? |
| 00:13:08 |
If you want realism, |
| 00:13:09 |
take a photo. |
| 00:13:12 |
I'm a painter, not a photographer! |
| 00:13:20 |
I painted my feelings for you. |
| 00:13:25 |
Don't you understand? |
| 00:13:32 |
I suppose it's... quite good. |
| 00:13:35 |
Don't patronize me. |
| 00:13:38 |
Take a good hard look at this painting. |
| 00:13:43 |
This painting, |
| 00:13:48 |
is there any purple? |
| 00:14:04 |
Why are we here? |
| 00:14:06 |
I've made an appointment with |
| 00:14:08 |
We can go and have a chat with him. |
| 00:14:09 |
I don't want to. |
| 00:14:11 |
If you don't meet gallery owners |
| 00:14:14 |
What if I don't want to sell my work? |
| 00:14:16 |
You need a source of income. |
| 00:14:17 |
I'm surviving aren't I? |
| 00:14:22 |
But you can do better. |
| 00:14:24 |
Please, |
| 00:14:28 |
just let me be. I don't care if I'm poor. |
| 00:14:30 |
Just let me paint. OK? |
| 00:15:02 |
I behaved badly today, |
| 00:15:10 |
Here you go! |
| 00:15:13 |
I sold your new painting. |
| 00:15:17 |
You sold the portrait I painted for you. |
| 00:15:21 |
Yep, and it went for 10,000 RMB. |
| 00:15:26 |
I thought I'd found |
| 00:15:29 |
someone who loved me, understood me. |
| 00:15:36 |
But I never thought |
| 00:15:40 |
you were a cold blooded salesman. |
| 00:15:45 |
Cold blooded salesman? |
| 00:15:51 |
Even if I am a salesman, |
| 00:15:53 |
it doesn't mean I can't love |
| 00:15:56 |
To me, |
| 00:16:00 |
that painting was you. |
| 00:16:04 |
In my heart you are worth much |
| 00:16:10 |
Just let me explain. |
| 00:16:13 |
No. No more words. |
| 00:16:15 |
That was the first, purest feeling. |
| 00:16:22 |
You sold it. |
| 00:16:26 |
Now it's gone forever. |
| 00:16:31 |
Leave. |
| 00:16:42 |
Leave. |
| 00:16:50 |
Take your money with you. |
| 00:16:59 |
Let me finish my daydream. |
| 00:17:03 |
Finish your daydream? |
| 00:17:05 |
You're here to daydream |
| 00:17:08 |
Young lady, elderly |
| 00:17:13 |
The best things come to those who wait! |
| 00:17:22 |
Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! |
| 00:17:27 |
You were awesome! Great job! |
| 00:17:38 |
Yuck! |
| 00:17:39 |
What? |
| 00:17:40 |
I didn't break any traffic regulations |
| 00:17:44 |
Hi Hello! |
| 00:17:46 |
What? |
| 00:17:48 |
Ah! My... my handbag! |
| 00:17:52 |
So, you want to run do you? |
| 00:17:54 |
Cop! |
| 00:17:55 |
OK, try to run professionally. |
| 00:18:01 |
Move you arms! |
| 00:18:04 |
Legs up high! |
| 00:18:07 |
Take wide strides! |
| 00:18:15 |
My handbag! |
| 00:18:34 |
Loser! |
| 00:18:34 |
If you're so bad at running why |
| 00:18:37 |
Officer. |
| 00:18:40 |
I... I've got bad hips. |
| 00:18:42 |
Bad hips? |
| 00:18:43 |
You could make a career in football. |
| 00:18:46 |
Here you are Ma'am, try to |
| 00:18:50 |
I will. Thank you. |
| 00:19:03 |
Sorry. |
| 00:19:07 |
Lets go. |
| 00:19:13 |
Thank you, go a little faster please. |
| 00:19:28 |
He's Japanese. |
| 00:19:30 |
Please bring an end to |
| 00:19:36 |
Deforestation and the |
| 00:19:41 |
has forced the Pandas' |
| 00:19:45 |
In the past 30 years the panda |
| 00:19:48 |
Pandas are now scattered |
| 00:19:49 |
over thirty separate isolated |
| 00:19:50 |
habitats which are |
| 00:19:53 |
Breeding between separate panda |
| 00:19:58 |
As a consequence the |
| 00:20:00 |
causing recessive DNA. |
| 00:20:15 |
Can I ask you a few questions. |
| 00:20:18 |
OK. |
| 00:20:19 |
Number one: Do you.., do you eat meat? |
| 00:20:25 |
No, I'm pretty much a vegetarian, |
| 00:20:28 |
but... |
| 00:20:31 |
Number two: do you wear fur? |
| 00:20:36 |
No, not a big fan. |
| 00:20:38 |
Ooh, do leather shoes count? |
| 00:20:43 |
Number three: If you got pregnant |
| 00:20:46 |
would you care for the baby? |
| 00:20:49 |
I've never even considered that question, |
| 00:20:52 |
but... |
| 00:20:58 |
Here. |
| 00:21:02 |
Thanks. |
| 00:21:10 |
It seems like you really enjoy your work. |
| 00:21:14 |
I don't... |
| 00:21:18 |
I... I don't like people. |
| 00:21:21 |
But at least when I'm here, |
| 00:21:24 |
I can be close to nature. |
| 00:21:30 |
Why don't you like people? |
| 00:21:35 |
Humans are the ugliest and most |
| 00:21:39 |
impotent species on |
| 00:21:42 |
We can't run, can't swim |
| 00:21:45 |
When we're cold we wear more clothes. |
| 00:21:48 |
When we're hot, |
| 00:21:50 |
We rely on tools for everything. |
| 00:21:54 |
Why should we be allowed to |
| 00:21:57 |
If the world we're to |
| 00:21:59 |
would man be at the |
| 00:22:02 |
I think not. |
| 00:22:11 |
I think you might need |
| 00:22:14 |
Can't man be friends with mother nature? |
| 00:22:17 |
Mankind has it's head in the clouds. |
| 00:22:20 |
Nobody really cares about nature. |
| 00:22:22 |
If it continues to neglect it's existence |
| 00:22:25 |
how can mankind be friends with nature? |
| 00:22:30 |
But you, you're different. |
| 00:22:32 |
Today I want to introduce |
| 00:22:35 |
Hi! Hello! |
| 00:22:45 |
This is creepy. |
| 00:22:47 |
Man and animals are the same: |
| 00:22:51 |
Being trapped in a cage can |
| 00:22:56 |
Hey! |
| 00:22:59 |
Try to be nicer to animals in the future. |
| 00:23:15 |
This is beautiful. |
| 00:23:20 |
Many of these animals are |
| 00:23:31 |
I haven't been to the zoo in a long time. |
| 00:23:35 |
These animals which are |
| 00:23:41 |
are being decimated by |
| 00:23:54 |
Hey! That one's called Xiao Qiang. |
| 00:23:56 |
Xiao Qiangs got a huge appetite! |
| 00:23:58 |
Hey! Xiao Qiang! Over here! |
| 00:24:04 |
That's Xiang Xiang. |
| 00:24:09 |
Hey! That's Meng Meng, |
| 00:24:11 |
she got hurt a while back. |
| 00:24:13 |
Let's see how she's doing... |
| 00:24:17 |
Looks as if she's recovered. |
| 00:24:24 |
I've been hurt too. |
| 00:25:09 |
Ah! What are you doing?!! |
| 00:25:11 |
What does it look like? |
| 00:25:13 |
Let's take all our clothes off |
| 00:25:15 |
and get naked just like the fishes. |
| 00:25:17 |
Don't you like it here? |
| 00:25:19 |
I... I think you misunderstood me. |
| 00:25:20 |
But... it's beautiful here, |
| 00:25:23 |
We can mate here like |
| 00:25:26 |
This is the perfect spot. |
| 00:25:28 |
Ah! I don't want to! |
| 00:25:28 |
Come on! |
| 00:25:29 |
What are you doing? Get off me! |
| 00:25:31 |
Why are you running? Don't run! |
| 00:25:32 |
Please, come back! |
| 00:25:39 |
Driver, get me out of here, fast! |
| 00:25:45 |
Driver? |
| 00:25:46 |
Take me to Eagle Run Plaza. |
| 00:25:52 |
Nie Bing? |
| 00:25:56 |
Don't you recognise your old class mate? |
| 00:25:57 |
It's me Yuan Jia. |
| 00:25:59 |
Arch Enemy! Our old class monitor. |
| 00:26:03 |
Not bad. |
| 00:26:05 |
I see you still remember my nickname. |
| 00:26:07 |
It wasn't hard. |
| 00:26:09 |
It was always you that told on me, |
| 00:26:12 |
stuck your nose into my personal affairs |
| 00:26:14 |
and gave me a hard time! |
| 00:26:16 |
I didn't give you a hard time. |
| 00:26:18 |
All the boys in the |
| 00:26:20 |
You don't know this, |
| 00:26:21 |
but back then after lights all the boys |
| 00:26:25 |
You can ask them |
| 00:26:27 |
which of them didn't |
| 00:26:30 |
She's here! |
| 00:26:31 |
Shhhh! |
| 00:26:34 |
Can I open them now? |
| 00:26:36 |
OK, |
| 00:26:41 |
so you managed to persuade |
| 00:26:44 |
Our old class monitor must |
| 00:26:48 |
There's a question that has been |
| 00:26:52 |
Today I want an answer. |
| 00:26:54 |
How many of you |
| 00:26:55 |
wrote her love letters back then? |
| 00:26:58 |
I did! |
| 00:26:58 |
Me too. Me too! |
| 00:27:01 |
Me too! |
| 00:27:04 |
What? |
| 00:27:06 |
I think there's one more over here! |
| 00:27:07 |
Hey! I didn't! |
| 00:27:09 |
Put your hand up! |
| 00:27:12 |
Yuan Zheng. |
| 00:27:14 |
Just admit it! |
| 00:27:16 |
Back then you were always |
| 00:27:17 |
complaining about him. |
| 00:27:19 |
I was scared you'd fall |
| 00:27:21 |
Even back then I knew |
| 00:27:23 |
Back then we always complained |
| 00:27:26 |
Yeah! Yeah! |
| 00:27:27 |
Back then the class monitor |
| 00:27:30 |
He was always scheming of ways |
| 00:27:33 |
He even organised for us to... |
| 00:27:36 |
Stop! |
| 00:27:38 |
Lunch time. |
| 00:27:39 |
He's covering up. |
| 00:27:42 |
Aw! She's so cute! |
| 00:27:45 |
How many months pregnant are you? |
| 00:27:47 |
I'll be giving birth next month. |
| 00:27:48 |
Nie Bing, how have you been recently? |
| 00:27:52 |
Me? I don't think I'll ever get married. |
| 00:27:55 |
What nonsense? Why? |
| 00:27:57 |
Recently I've been having |
| 00:27:58 |
a recurring nightmare. |
| 00:28:00 |
I die as an old spinster |
| 00:28:02 |
with only a black cat as company. |
| 00:28:04 |
Oh that's just rubbish. |
| 00:28:05 |
Let's talk about something else. |
| 00:28:06 |
Yes, no more nonsense. |
| 00:28:07 |
C'mon, cheers everyone! |
| 00:28:08 |
Yeah, cheers! |
| 00:28:10 |
In this day and age, pigs |
| 00:28:14 |
Being married for ten years, now |
| 00:28:18 |
Hey! Stop talking nonsense. |
| 00:28:20 |
I'm giving birth next month. |
| 00:28:22 |
It's no wonder your still single. |
| 00:28:24 |
Pessimists like him |
| 00:28:26 |
will never find true love. |
| 00:28:27 |
He'll never be able to get divorced, |
| 00:28:30 |
Makes sense. |
| 00:28:30 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:28:31 |
Right on. |
| 00:28:32 |
It is better to rot with dignity, |
| 00:28:35 |
than to love in shame. |
| 00:28:37 |
Waiter! |
| 00:28:38 |
Yes sir! |
| 00:28:39 |
Fetch me 1 kilo of true love! |
| 00:28:41 |
Yes sir, coming right up! |
| 00:28:46 |
What is marriage? |
| 00:28:49 |
Marriage is love's gravestone. |
| 00:28:52 |
If marriage is loves gravestone, |
| 00:28:54 |
then those who do not marry |
| 00:28:57 |
Yeah! Right on! I'll drink to that! |
| 00:28:59 |
Enough of boys vs. girls. |
| 00:29:01 |
Let's change the subject. |
| 00:29:02 |
I heard one of our classmates |
| 00:29:06 |
Even public toilets are going |
| 00:29:09 |
They plan to make it a |
| 00:29:12 |
Can you make your language |
| 00:29:15 |
You did graduate with an |
| 00:29:18 |
You're in your late thirties, |
| 00:29:20 |
why haven't you mellowed out? |
| 00:29:23 |
I will never mellow out, |
| 00:29:25 |
By then I will have perfected |
| 00:29:27 |
What level are you now? |
| 00:29:29 |
Black belt. |
| 00:29:31 |
Impressive. |
| 00:29:32 |
Why don't you give us all a taste |
| 00:29:35 |
of your black belt cursing skills... |
| 00:29:37 |
What do you say? |
| 00:29:38 |
Let's hear it! |
| 00:29:41 |
But I have no one to curse. |
| 00:29:43 |
Just imagine that your standing opposite |
| 00:29:45 |
that bastard who poisoned |
| 00:29:48 |
He deserves a good cursing! |
| 00:29:55 |
You're a poorly evolved organism. |
| 00:29:59 |
An alien with stunted DNA. |
| 00:30:03 |
The thing that is |
| 00:30:04 |
A premenstrual chimpanzee. |
| 00:30:06 |
The super organism of |
| 00:30:07 |
A pustulent vegetable. |
| 00:30:09 |
A retarded fossil. |
| 00:30:10 |
The black hole into which the |
| 00:30:12 |
Not even amoeba can survive |
| 00:30:13 |
on a keyboard you've touched. |
| 00:30:14 |
You're saliva is 100 times |
| 00:30:17 |
If you look up it opens |
| 00:30:19 |
You are polluting the entire |
| 00:30:21 |
solar system. |
| 00:30:22 |
So imagine the furthest |
| 00:30:25 |
Cool! |
| 00:30:27 |
Bravo! |
| 00:30:34 |
Back to the point. |
| 00:30:36 |
Today is the 8th anniversary |
| 00:30:40 |
Chinese literature |
| 00:30:44 |
Out of 28 classmates, 22 showed up. |
| 00:30:47 |
This is the largest reunion we've had. |
| 00:30:51 |
9 of us are married, open bracket |
| 00:30:54 |
Four with kids, 3 girls 1 boy, |
| 00:30:58 |
2 more are pregnant and 13 are single. |
| 00:31:03 |
The reason I'm saying this |
| 00:31:07 |
is that we're all grown up now. |
| 00:31:10 |
Many of us are reaching middle age. |
| 00:31:39 |
It's my responsibility as class |
| 00:31:45 |
take good care of yourselves |
| 00:31:49 |
because... |
| 00:31:57 |
because one of our class mates |
| 00:32:00 |
has already left us. |
| 00:32:09 |
She was the youngest member of our class. |
| 00:32:18 |
When she passed away |
| 00:32:32 |
Will you think about yesterdays |
| 00:32:36 |
diary tomorrow? |
| 00:32:39 |
Will you still remember the days |
| 00:32:43 |
when you were a crybaby? |
| 00:32:47 |
The teachers have already forgotten |
| 00:32:51 |
about that student who |
| 00:32:55 |
I only think about you when I browse |
| 00:32:59 |
through old photo albums. |
| 00:33:03 |
I wonder who married you? |
| 00:33:09 |
I heard the prom queen is in your class? |
| 00:33:12 |
She's called Nie Bing, |
| 00:33:16 |
Can you introduce me to her? |
| 00:33:18 |
Who are you? |
| 00:33:20 |
I'm a sophomore majoring in |
| 00:33:25 |
What do you want? |
| 00:33:28 |
A swap: |
| 00:33:30 |
Our colleges' prom queen for yours. |
| 00:33:32 |
What do you think? |
| 00:33:34 |
I'm warning you, stay away from her. |
| 00:33:41 |
Who do you think you are? |
| 00:33:43 |
You two aren't even an item. |
| 00:33:45 |
Even if you were married |
| 00:33:47 |
she might have an affair... |
| 00:33:52 |
Eat up. |
| 00:33:54 |
For you! |
| 00:33:56 |
For me? |
| 00:33:57 |
Yep! |
| 00:34:00 |
Thank you! |
| 00:34:01 |
You're welcome. |
| 00:34:11 |
Stay away from her. |
| 00:34:19 |
You're pretty tough on your own turf. |
| 00:34:28 |
Kick his ass. |
| 00:34:41 |
Originally my client |
| 00:34:43 |
was entitled to sue you |
| 00:34:45 |
for assault in which case |
| 00:34:47 |
you would be taken to court |
| 00:34:49 |
and be ordered to pay a fine |
| 00:34:51 |
of at least 100,000 RMB. |
| 00:34:52 |
Hey. Listen to me. |
| 00:34:58 |
I just wanted to get that girl into bed. |
| 00:35:00 |
I didn't think you'd |
| 00:35:04 |
Suddenly I came to realize: |
| 00:35:07 |
Nie Bing really is unique. |
| 00:35:10 |
Hey. |
| 00:35:13 |
Look at me! This hurts! |
| 00:35:17 |
I have decided to use |
| 00:35:20 |
For the next 8 years, |
| 00:35:22 |
If I haven't succeeded after 8 years, |
| 00:35:27 |
then you can do what you like. |
| 00:35:30 |
As for your money, keep it! |
| 00:35:33 |
Does that sound fair to you? |
| 00:36:12 |
Hey wait? |
| 00:36:14 |
What? |
| 00:36:16 |
Don't you remember me? |
| 00:36:18 |
Oh yeah, You're Sun Boy. |
| 00:36:20 |
I like your music. Keep up the good work. |
| 00:36:21 |
I'm Yutong! |
| 00:36:24 |
Don't you remember me? |
| 00:36:28 |
Hey! |
| 00:36:28 |
Yes. When are you going to marry me? |
| 00:36:31 |
When you're runny nose stops running! |
| 00:36:37 |
It's stopped! |
| 00:36:41 |
Oh! I remember now. |
| 00:36:42 |
Oh my god, you're snotty! |
| 00:36:44 |
That's me! |
| 00:36:45 |
You've grown so tall! |
| 00:36:47 |
I thought your family |
| 00:36:49 |
I've been back for over a year now. |
| 00:36:51 |
Why did you come back? |
| 00:36:54 |
especially to see you. |
| 00:36:56 |
Me? |
| 00:36:58 |
Hey! Hey! |
| 00:37:01 |
You aren't allowed to |
| 00:37:04 |
From now on, you're only |
| 00:37:06 |
OK? I'm a girl. |
| 00:37:11 |
You're all grown up. |
| 00:37:14 |
You being grown up |
| 00:37:18 |
The way I see it, you haven't aged a day. |
| 00:37:23 |
C'mon, let's wipe that |
| 00:37:28 |
Why is my nose so runny? |
| 00:37:30 |
When you're a grown up it'll dry. |
| 00:37:32 |
When will I be a grown up? |
| 00:37:33 |
When you're nose stops |
| 00:37:37 |
Promise you'll wait for me. |
| 00:37:40 |
When I grow up I'll marry you. |
| 00:37:43 |
OK. |
| 00:37:45 |
You know, |
| 00:37:47 |
when I was abroad, |
| 00:37:49 |
I'd often paint pictures of you by memory. |
| 00:37:53 |
Each time I'd imagine the |
| 00:37:55 |
traits of the most beautiful women |
| 00:37:59 |
Well, I'm not a picture. |
| 00:38:03 |
But I can change you so that you |
| 00:38:05 |
look like the picture. |
| 00:38:07 |
You? Change me? |
| 00:38:22 |
You can't catch me. |
| 00:38:23 |
Wanna bet? |
| 00:38:25 |
Gotcha! |
| 00:38:29 |
You can't catch me. |
| 00:38:36 |
I'm coming to get you! |
| 00:38:37 |
No! Ah! Ah! |
| 00:38:40 |
I've got you! |
| 00:39:21 |
Ah! |
| 00:39:22 |
Yuck! What? You've got a snotty |
| 00:39:26 |
Ok, again. Ready? 1 |
| 00:39:33 |
I'm telling you, |
| 00:39:35 |
this is our last date. |
| 00:39:36 |
Why? |
| 00:39:38 |
Every time we go out, |
| 00:39:40 |
it feels like I'm babysitting. |
| 00:39:41 |
So what? |
| 00:39:43 |
So we come from different generations, |
| 00:39:45 |
at least we're the same kind of person. |
| 00:39:47 |
That's easy for you to say |
| 00:39:49 |
because you're so young. |
| 00:39:51 |
One of these days you'll find it just as |
| 00:39:54 |
easy to say "sorry" and run off |
| 00:39:55 |
with someone your age. |
| 00:39:57 |
I'd never do that. |
| 00:40:00 |
Every time I see you I feel so alive. |
| 00:40:03 |
I can see your heart beating. |
| 00:40:06 |
I don't want to hear it. Just shut up. |
| 00:40:22 |
Careful! Look out! |
| 00:40:23 |
Run! |
| 00:40:26 |
Careful! Watch out! |
| 00:40:55 |
I told you before I came back for you |
| 00:41:00 |
and to relive my childhood dream. |
| 00:41:03 |
And now you've lived your dream |
| 00:41:06 |
you're childhood should come to an end. |
| 00:41:09 |
Yes. My childhood is over |
| 00:41:12 |
and I should return to the real world. |
| 00:41:15 |
Well, it's about time. |
| 00:41:17 |
In the real world I |
| 00:41:21 |
to finish my studies. |
| 00:41:25 |
I should have guessed. |
| 00:41:29 |
I wanted to persuade you to quit your job |
| 00:41:31 |
and move back with me. |
| 00:41:34 |
But... that would be too selfish |
| 00:41:38 |
because... |
| 00:41:41 |
I don't need your reasons. |
| 00:41:43 |
You've decided to go |
| 00:41:46 |
You really know me well. |
| 00:41:49 |
Better than I know myself. |
| 00:41:52 |
In that case you should know |
| 00:41:55 |
what I have to do before I leave. |
| 00:42:01 |
Of course. |
| 00:42:03 |
You want to settle our relationship. |
| 00:42:07 |
Yes. |
| 00:42:10 |
Our past, present and future together. |
| 00:42:15 |
None of them need explaining. |
| 00:42:18 |
After a year like I've had I can |
| 00:42:26 |
Good. |
| 00:42:27 |
Before I go I want you to know |
| 00:42:31 |
the plans I have made |
| 00:42:35 |
After I graduate, |
| 00:42:38 |
I'll find somewhere |
| 00:42:42 |
I know you like eating at night, |
| 00:42:44 |
and I know you like soybean milk. |
| 00:42:47 |
So we'll choose somewhere that has |
| 00:42:50 |
a 24 hour soybean milk store close by. |
| 00:42:53 |
I'll buy you hot milk in winter, |
| 00:42:55 |
and iced milk in summer. |
| 00:43:00 |
I'll get you take away |
| 00:43:04 |
It might not be the |
| 00:43:09 |
but it's like a hot bowl of noodles: |
| 00:43:14 |
Readily available. |
| 00:43:21 |
I've already bought a ring. |
| 00:43:23 |
When my mother arrives, |
| 00:43:26 |
I'll kneel down and propose to you. |
| 00:43:28 |
Your mother! |
| 00:43:29 |
Yes. I've already told her. |
| 00:43:31 |
She's coming over from Canada. |
| 00:43:33 |
She should be here any minute now. |
| 00:43:36 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:43:39 |
She'll understand. |
| 00:43:43 |
I need to go to the washroom. |
| 00:44:04 |
Ouch! Oh! Bingbing! It's you! |
| 00:44:05 |
A Jie! |
| 00:44:06 |
My my, how long has it been? |
| 00:44:10 |
What a coincidence bumping into you here! |
| 00:44:12 |
It's been donkeys years. |
| 00:44:14 |
You're more gorgeous than ever! |
| 00:44:17 |
Here for a meal with your husband? |
| 00:44:20 |
I'm here alone. |
| 00:44:22 |
Oh. Divorced? |
| 00:44:23 |
I haven't married yet. |
| 00:44:26 |
Oh. You mustn't be too choosy. |
| 00:44:28 |
You're no spring chicken. 30? |
| 00:44:31 |
29. |
| 00:44:32 |
Well hurry up, |
| 00:44:34 |
if you don't get hitched soon |
| 00:44:36 |
your choices get less and less. |
| 00:44:38 |
Age is heartless. |
| 00:44:39 |
Oh. |
| 00:44:40 |
Your mum wasn't in any hurry. |
| 00:44:42 |
I need to have a chat with here someday. |
| 00:44:44 |
Hey! If you've got time you |
| 00:44:48 |
Yutong, do you remember him? |
| 00:44:50 |
Yeah. |
| 00:44:52 |
You always made fun of his runny nose. |
| 00:44:55 |
He's all grown up now. |
| 00:44:59 |
All the girls |
| 00:45:00 |
at university fancy him, |
| 00:45:03 |
even the foreign ones. |
| 00:45:06 |
You won't even recognize him. |
| 00:45:08 |
That son of mine |
| 00:45:12 |
is going to give me a heart attack. |
| 00:45:13 |
He said "I want to go back to Beijing". |
| 00:45:16 |
Then it's "I want to make an album" "OK." |
| 00:45:21 |
A while back he said he'd |
| 00:45:25 |
Now he says he's getting married! |
| 00:45:29 |
And you know what's worse? |
| 00:45:30 |
He says the woman is ten |
| 00:45:32 |
It's crazy! |
| 00:45:34 |
C'est incroyable! C'est dingue! |
| 00:45:40 |
I was so shocked I got on |
| 00:45:45 |
Our meeting here must be fate. |
| 00:45:49 |
You can do me a favour |
| 00:45:52 |
He needs to be taught a lesson. |
| 00:45:53 |
Is he retarded? I mean, what a joke! |
| 00:45:55 |
10 years! |
| 00:45:57 |
Is he looking for a wife or a nanny? |
| 00:46:00 |
He's been back for year and |
| 00:46:02 |
It's obvious my boy has been seduced. |
| 00:46:05 |
What does that cradle |
| 00:46:08 |
snatching little minx think she's doing? |
| 00:46:11 |
It's immoral. |
| 00:46:12 |
It's inhumane, don't you think? |
| 00:46:20 |
A Jie... I... |
| 00:46:24 |
I... I'm sorry... |
| 00:46:51 |
That's it! I've had enough. |
| 00:46:53 |
You can have your car back. |
| 00:46:56 |
Are you boring! |
| 00:47:00 |
I'm sorry you hold me in such low esteem. |
| 00:47:04 |
Because of you, he had to leave Beijing. |
| 00:47:07 |
Because of you, he was |
| 00:47:09 |
Those days back in Yunnan. |
| 00:47:11 |
right up until the end of my days, |
| 00:47:14 |
he was always there for me. |
| 00:47:16 |
He gave me everything, except his love. |
| 00:47:21 |
He was saving that for you. |
| 00:47:25 |
Now I return him to you. |
| 00:47:42 |
Are you finally at a loss for words? |
| 00:47:47 |
12 is a magic number: |
| 00:47:49 |
It completes the cycle. |
| 00:47:51 |
I remember when we started college, |
| 00:47:54 |
the freshers party |
| 00:47:56 |
was the first time I saw you. |
| 00:47:58 |
12 years have past. |
| 00:48:04 |
You were the first girl I ever loved, |
| 00:48:06 |
the only girl I ever loved. |
| 00:48:10 |
Sounds like a line from |
| 00:48:12 |
Not really your style. |
| 00:48:14 |
If I told you |
| 00:48:16 |
that that is the one most |
| 00:48:22 |
Would you believe me? |
| 00:48:27 |
So what do you believe? |
| 00:48:31 |
I believe in my heart. |
| 00:50:33 |
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