Good Will Hunting

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00:02:39 [ Dog Barking in The Distance ]
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00:03:26 Mod f-x-square, d-x.
00:03:31 So please finish Percival
00:03:34 I know many of you
00:03:42 Thank you, Steven.
00:03:45 I also put an advanced Fourier system
00:03:50 I'm hoping that one of you might
00:03:53 Now the person to do so will
00:03:55 but also go on
00:03:59 by having their accomplishment
00:04:02 in the auspicious M.I.T. Tech.
00:04:04 Former winners include Nobel laureates,
00:04:08 renowned astrophysicists
00:04:13 Well, that's all.
00:04:16 I'm sure that Tom
00:04:53 Hi, Will.
00:04:55 - Kirsten, how you doing?
00:04:57 - Good.
00:05:00 - No?
00:05:02 - Why not?
00:05:03 - Cathy!
00:05:05 Why didn't you give me none of that
00:05:08 - you usually throw at me?
00:05:10 and your Irish curse,
00:05:12 Like I'd waste my energy spreadin'
00:05:16 - Go home and give it a tug yourself.
00:05:20 T-Toots!
00:05:22 She's missin' a tooth,
00:05:25 She's got skin problems.
00:05:28 Plus, it's like 5-to-2 Morgan ends up
00:05:31 There's only so many times you can
00:05:33 It's wrong.
00:05:36 - I'm gonna take off.
00:05:40 No, I'm tired.
00:05:45 Irish curse?
00:05:46 She don't know.
00:06:54 Out! Stop pressuring me back.
00:06:57 Stop crowding the plate!
00:07:03 You're gonna get charged,
00:07:05 You think I'm afraid of you,
00:07:09 Hey, uh, Casey's bouncin' up
00:07:13 - What are we gonna do up there?
00:07:15 We'll fuck up some smart kids.
00:07:21 Ow! Fuckin' punk.
00:07:24 - Oh, what's up? You still tough?
00:07:28 Come on. Come on.
00:07:31 % I'd hold you forever
00:07:36 % In my arms %
00:07:40 - Professor Lambeau?
00:07:42 I'm in your applied theories
00:07:45 - Come here. It's Saturday.
00:07:49 - Unless you wanna have
00:07:52 We just couldn't wait
00:07:55 - Find out what?
00:08:18 This is correct.
00:08:23 - Jack?
00:08:25 - Nemesh?
00:08:32 - Come on, Joey, now!
00:08:34 Come on, kid!
00:08:37 - Joey, dig it out! Dig it out!
00:08:39 Bring it down, Mac! That's how to
00:08:45 Hey, Morgan, who's the girl with the
00:08:50 - Yeah, that's a real nice ass.
00:08:53 That fuckin' guinea. I hate that
00:08:56 Yeah, I do.
00:08:58 - That guy used to beat the shit
00:09:04 Fuck this.
00:09:06 - Oh, what, Morgan, you're not
00:09:10 - I could go for a Whopper.
00:09:13 Morgan, I'm not goin' to Kelly's just
00:09:16 - It's 15 minutes out of our way.
00:09:22 Double burger.
00:09:25 Double burger.
00:09:27 Chuck, I had
00:09:30 Would you shut the fuck up!
00:09:33 - So give me my fuckin' sandwich.
00:09:36 Morgan, how much money
00:09:38 I said I'd get change
00:09:41 I said that when we pulled up. Give me
00:09:44 All right, well, give me your fuckin'
00:09:47 We'll put your fuckin' sandwich on layaway.
00:09:52 We'll put you on a program. Every day
00:09:54 - At the end of the week,
00:09:57 What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare?
00:10:01 Like how you bought
00:10:04 Remember how your mother brought in
00:10:07 She finally got her couch
00:10:09 - Can I have my food, please?
00:10:14 Hey, hold up, Chuck.
00:10:17 - Slow it down.
00:10:19 - I don't know yet.
00:10:21 Yeah, you, you skank face!
00:10:23 - Shut the fuck up.
00:10:28 Why don't you lick
00:10:30 We seen the guy 15 minutes ago.
00:10:35 - Shut up, Morgan, you're goin'.
00:10:37 - I'm not goin'.
00:10:40 Let me tell you somethin'. If you're not
00:10:43 when I'm done with them,
00:10:45 Carmine, it's me, Will. Remember,
00:10:49 % Way down the street
00:10:52 % He opens the door, he's
00:11:02 - Fuckin', let's go, man.
00:11:06 Get his ass on the ground.
00:11:16 Motherfucker, die!
00:11:17 - Carter!
00:11:31 Will! Will, come on!
00:11:35 Will, come on.
00:11:40 Easy, brother, easy.
00:11:42 - Hey, fellas, thanks for comin' out.
00:11:49 [ Dispatcher On Walkie-talkie,
00:11:52 Ah. Fuck.
00:12:00 Is it just my imagination,
00:12:05 Well, by no stretch
00:12:08 do I believe you've all come here
00:12:10 Rather, to ascertain the identity
00:12:15 So without further adieu, come forward,
00:12:29 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint
00:12:34 it seems there will be
00:12:37 However, uh, my colleagues
00:12:41 and there is a problem
00:12:43 that took us
00:12:46 So let this be said:
00:12:50 but the faculty have answered
00:13:06 Hey, when's the arraignment?
00:13:08 Next week.
00:13:12 [ Chalk Clicking Chalkboard ]
00:13:34 Sorry.
00:13:36 - What are you doing?
00:13:40 That's people's work.
00:13:42 - Don't you walk away from me!
00:13:45 Oh, you're a clever one.
00:14:09 Oh, my God.
00:14:18 Looks right.
00:14:34 Will, how retarded do you gotta be
00:14:38 I mean, how hard is it
00:14:40 Mitch, you got fired
00:14:42 I got fired 'cause
00:14:45 Yeah, restructuring the amount
00:14:47 Shut up. You get canned
00:14:50 At least I got a motherfuckin' job
00:14:53 - Why'd you get fired, Will? Come on.
00:14:58 - My uncle could probably
00:15:01 You kiddin' me! I asked you
00:15:03 And I told you "no" yesterday.
00:15:05 - What's up, Casey?
00:15:11 Let's sit over here.
00:15:14 All right. Let's go.
00:15:20 Oh, this is.. this is
00:15:23 I thought there'd be, like,
00:15:28 I will take a pitcher
00:15:38 Timeout. I'm gonna have to bust
00:15:42 - Work some magic.
00:16:00 - Oh, hello.
00:16:03 - Hi. How are ya?
00:16:05 - So, do you ladies, uh..
00:16:07 Do I come here?
00:16:09 I'm here, you know,
00:16:12 - Do you go to school here?
00:16:14 - Yeah, that's it.
00:16:20 - History.
00:16:21 Yes, I think
00:16:23 You don't necessarily.. may not
00:16:27 - It doesn't mean 'cause I go here,
00:16:31 - Hey, how's it goin'? How are ya?
00:16:33 What class
00:16:35 - History.
00:16:37 Just history? It must have been
00:16:41 - Yeah, it was. It was surveys.
00:16:43 You should check it out. It's a good
00:16:45 - How'd you like that course?
00:16:49 - I found that class, you know,
00:16:52 - You know, I don't doubt that it was.
00:16:54 I remember that class.
00:16:57 It was just between recess and lunch.
00:17:00 Clark, why don't you go away?
00:17:03 - Why don't you relax?
00:17:05 - I'm just havin' fun with my new friend.
00:17:08 There's no problem here.
00:17:11 I was just hoping you might give me
00:17:14 of the market economy
00:17:17 My contention is that
00:17:22 especially in the southern colonies..
00:17:25 could most aptly be characterized as...
00:17:28 - agrarian precapitalist.
00:17:30 Of course that's your contention.
00:17:32 You just got finished readin'
00:17:36 You're gonna be convinced of that till
00:17:38 Then you're gonna be talkin'
00:17:41 were entrepreneurial
00:17:44 That's gonna last until next year.
00:17:47 talkin' about, you know,
00:17:50 and the capital-forming effects
00:17:53 Well, as a matter of fact, I won't,
00:17:56 because Wood drastically
00:17:59 Wood drastically underestimates
00:18:02 predicated upon wealth,
00:18:05 You got that from Vickers'
00:18:10 I read that too. Were you gonna
00:18:12 Do you have any thoughts
00:18:16 Or is that your thing? You come into
00:18:19 Then pretend.. pawn it off as your own.
00:18:22 As your own idea just to impress
00:18:25 See, the sad thing about a guy like
00:18:29 you're gonna start doin'
00:18:31 You're gonna come up with the fact that
00:18:33 One: Don't do that.
00:18:35 And two: You dropped 150 grand
00:18:38 you could've got for $1.50
00:18:43 Yeah, but
00:18:46 and you'll be servin' my kids
00:18:51 Maybe, but at least
00:18:54 If you have a problem with that,
00:18:58 No, man, there's no problem.
00:19:02 - It's cool?
00:19:04 - Cool.
00:19:07 How do you like me now?
00:19:12 My boy's wicked smart.
00:19:15 I just spent three minutes
00:19:20 There it is.
00:19:22 - Nice to meet you.
00:19:24 I was gonna close the deal, but then
00:19:29 The heavyset girl said I had
00:19:32 And I was, like,
00:19:35 I swallowed a bug.
00:19:38 Hi.
00:19:40 - You're an idiot.
00:19:43 You're an idiot. I've been sitting
00:19:45 waiting for you
00:19:47 But I'm tired now,
00:19:50 I couldn't sit there anymore
00:19:52 - I'm Will.
00:19:54 - Skylar.
00:19:56 that guy over there..
00:19:59 He wasn't sitting with us,
00:20:01 - I know. I kinda got that impression.
00:20:04 Well, I've got to go.
00:20:06 Gotta get up early and waste some more
00:20:10 - No, I didn't mean you.
00:20:13 There's my number.
00:20:16 All right, yeah. Maybe we can just get
00:20:20 - What do you mean?
00:20:22 - it's as arbitrary as drinkin' coffee.
00:20:26 Uh, right, then.
00:20:29 - Oh, come on. You're kidding.
00:20:37 - Fuck you, bitch!
00:20:39 - There goes them fuckin' barneys
00:20:43 We should've beat
00:20:52 Do you like apples?
00:20:58 Well, I got her number!
00:21:06 % We arrived tonight %
00:21:11 % The miles were over me %
00:21:17 % I turned off the light %
00:21:23 % So, come on, night %
00:21:30 % Everyone who's gone %
00:21:36 % Home to oblivion %
00:21:41 % So come home %
00:21:46 % So come on by %
00:21:52 Come.
00:21:58 Excuse me? Is this
00:22:01 Yeah. What can I do for you?
00:22:04 I just need the name
00:22:06 - No students work for me.
00:22:08 I have this guy
00:22:10 - He's about this high.
00:22:13 - Two.
00:22:21 - Look, if anything was stolen,
00:22:23 I just need his name.
00:22:26 - I can't give you his name
00:22:29 And this is
00:22:31 Tom, please.
00:22:36 This is important. Please.
00:22:39 Will didn't show
00:22:42 Got this job through his P.O.
00:22:45 - P.O.?
00:22:53 Thank you.
00:22:56 Asshole.
00:23:00 There is a lengthy
00:23:05 whereby a defendant
00:23:08 if that act is deemed a defense against
00:23:11 Your Honor, Henry Ward Beecher,
00:23:13 - in Proverbs from the Plymouth
00:23:17 - Excuse me.
00:23:19 - He's gonna make a mockery.
00:23:23 by the Constitution
00:23:26 - Don't tell me about the Constitution.
00:23:28 "Liberty," in case you've forgotten,
00:23:30 When it cannot take a long breath,
00:23:33 - Without liberty, man is a syncope.
00:23:35 - Ibid., Your Honor.
00:23:38 I've been sitting here
00:23:43 I just can't believe it.
00:23:46 September '93, assault.
00:23:49 Grand theft auto,
00:23:52 Where, apparently, you defended yourself
00:23:56 "free property rights
00:24:00 Joke. January '95,
00:24:04 Mayhem, theft, resisting.
00:24:08 I'm also aware that you've been
00:24:11 The state removed you from three
00:24:15 You know, another judge might care,
00:24:20 Motion to dismiss is denied.
00:24:23 - Thank you.
00:24:25 Rise.
00:24:29 - Hello?
00:24:31 - Hey, uh, it's Will.
00:24:33 - Who?
00:24:35 You know, the really funny,
00:24:38 I don't recall meeting anyone
00:24:41 Oh, all right, you got me. It's the
00:24:45 who got hammered and wouldn't
00:24:46 - Oh, Will! I remember.
00:24:50 How are you?
00:24:54 - Yeah, look, I was wondering..
00:24:56 - Hold on one second.
00:25:00 - Herve, I remember you
00:25:03 Oh, yeah,
00:25:05 I was wonderin' maybe we could
00:25:08 - Sit out at a cafe.
00:25:12 - Yeah, sure. Where are you?
00:25:15 Uh, well, actually,
00:25:18 but, uh, there's no chance
00:25:26 - Have a seat.
00:25:29 Nice talking to ya.
00:25:33 What the fuck
00:25:35 I'm Gerald Lambeau.
00:25:38 Professor you told
00:25:42 Well, what the fuck
00:25:45 I've spoken to the judge,
00:25:49 - Really?
00:25:56 - Under two conditions.
00:25:59 First condition is that
00:26:01 - What for?
00:26:05 get into
00:26:09 combinatorial mathematics,
00:26:12 finite math.
00:26:16 Sounds like a real hoot.
00:26:19 And the second condition is that..
00:26:23 that you see a therapist.
00:26:29 I'm responsible to submit reports
00:26:32 If you fail to meet with any of those
00:26:37 All right. I'll do the math,
00:26:41 It's better than spending
00:27:46 I read your book, and "Mike"
00:27:50 that "Chad," the stockbroker,
00:27:52 Absolutely right. Right on the button.
00:27:55 - Very nice.
00:27:57 Will, the pressures..
00:28:00 I'm not labeling them,
00:28:03 but they are destroying
00:28:06 No more shenanigans.
00:28:11 You're right.
00:28:15 You're not gonna get off that easily.
00:28:19 - Well, I mean,
00:28:24 I do things that, you know,
00:28:26 - You hide, do you?
00:28:32 - Really? What sort of places?
00:28:34 More. That's nice. Yes.
00:28:36 Like, uh, like Fantasy.
00:28:38 Fantasy. That's nice.
00:28:42 It's something like when you get
00:28:45 It's like that house music. It's like..
00:28:48 % Bom-bom-bom
00:28:50 - You know, you start dancin'.
00:28:53 It's just..
00:28:55 Yes.
00:29:00 Do you find it hard to hide
00:29:03 What are you talking about? What?
00:29:06 Look, buddy, two seconds ago,
00:29:08 A jump? Are you..
00:29:12 I'm terribly sorry
00:29:14 Hey, I don't have a problem with it.
00:29:16 What are you.. putting
00:29:20 A difficult theorem
00:29:25 It's very erotic.
00:29:28 You go somewhere else.
00:29:30 - Thank you, Henry.
00:29:34 - Ah, Henry.
00:29:36 You know something?
00:29:39 - It's just not.. It's not worth it.
00:29:41 Well, I'm going on national
00:29:43 I mean, I haven't got time
00:29:46 An absolute lunatic,
00:29:49 Henry.
00:29:52 Okay, you are in your bed, Will.
00:29:55 Now, how old are you?
00:29:59 Seven.
00:30:01 What do you see?
00:30:05 Something's in my room.
00:30:07 What is it?
00:30:10 It's like a.. It's a figure.
00:30:15 You are in a safe place,
00:30:18 It's t..
00:30:22 Where is it touching you?
00:30:24 It's touching me
00:30:28 and I'm nervous.
00:30:30 You don't have to be
00:30:34 We start dancin' and dancin'.
00:30:38 It's just beautiful,
00:30:40 'cause we can make...
00:30:42 a lot of love
00:30:47 % Skyrockets in flight %
00:30:51 % Afternoon delight %
00:30:54 - % Hey, hey, hey, afternoon delight %
00:30:57 % Skyrockets in flight
00:31:01 - I'm sorry, Rich.
00:31:04 % Hey, hey, afternoon delight %
00:31:08 You really hypnotized me, you know?
00:31:11 - For God's sake, Will.
00:31:14 - I told you to cooperate
00:31:18 - Look into my eyes.
00:31:20 I don't need therapy.
00:31:22 - That's enough. Get out!
00:31:26 - I called Mel Weintraub this morning to see..
00:31:30 What do you want to do?
00:31:34 - Well, there's someone.
00:31:38 He used to be my, uh..
00:31:47 Trust. Very important in a relationship.
00:31:51 It's also very important
00:31:53 Why is trust the most important thing...
00:31:56 in making a breakthrough with a client?
00:32:00 Maureen, stop the oral fixation
00:32:04 - Vinnie.
00:32:08 Because..
00:32:11 Trust is, uh..
00:32:14 Wow. That's very deep.
00:32:17 Next time, get the notes from your brother.
00:32:20 If a patient doesn't feel
00:32:23 Then there's really no point
00:32:26 I mean, hey, if they don't
00:32:30 That should be the goal
00:32:32 That's my motto.
00:32:34 Oh, good, everyone's back.
00:32:38 - Hello, Sean.
00:32:44 Um, ladies and gentlemen,
00:32:49 Professor Gerald Lambeau, Field's medal
00:32:52 - Hello.
00:32:55 It's a really big deal.
00:32:58 Except they only give it out once
00:33:03 It's an amazing honor.
00:33:06 Thanks. We'll see you Monday.
00:33:09 Why he did enough cocaine
00:33:14 - How are you?
00:33:17 Good to see you.
00:33:19 - Sean, I think I got something
00:33:22 What, you have to have
00:33:25 Why didn't you come
00:33:27 You know, I'm.. I've been busy.
00:33:30 - You were missed.
00:33:32 - So how long has it been
00:33:37 Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:33:39 I was in Paris.
00:33:41 I got your card.
00:33:48 - Come here.
00:33:50 Hey, what happened?
00:33:54 I got, uh, probation
00:33:58 Joke. You're a smoothie.
00:34:04 Hey, Bill, just get off him.
00:34:06 - I've got a full schedule. I'm very busy.
00:34:08 This boy is incredible.
00:34:11 What makes him
00:34:14 - You ever heard of Ramanujan?
00:34:18 It's a man. He lived
00:34:23 - Dots, not feathers.
00:34:26 He lived in this tiny hut
00:34:28 He had no formal education.
00:34:30 - He had no access
00:34:33 - You, sir?
00:34:35 But he came across
00:34:37 and from the simple text,
00:34:40 that had baffled
00:34:42 Yes. Continued fractions.
00:34:45 - Well, he mailed it
00:34:49 - And Hardy immediately recognized
00:34:52 and brought him over to England,
00:34:55 creating some of the most
00:34:58 This Ramanujan..
00:35:00 his genius was unparalleled, Sean.
00:35:04 - Well, this boy's just like that.
00:35:07 - But he's a bit defensive.
00:35:11 I need someone
00:35:13 - Like me?
00:35:16 - Why?
00:35:19 - What background?
00:35:23 - He's from Southie?
00:35:26 Boy genius from Southie.
00:35:29 - How many shrinks you go to before me?
00:35:33 - Let me guess.
00:35:37 - Sean, please, just meet
00:35:40 Please?
00:35:45 It's a poker game with this kid.
00:35:48 He probably even read your book,
00:35:51 It's gonna be hard
00:35:53 - Hi, Will.
00:35:55 This is Sean Maguire. Will Hunting.
00:35:57 How are ya?
00:36:03 - Yeah. Let's get started.
00:36:05 I'm pumped.
00:36:07 - Will you excuse us?
00:36:10 You, too, Gerry.
00:36:13 Yeah, of course.
00:36:20 - How are you?
00:36:24 Where you from
00:36:26 - I like what you've done with the place.
00:36:29 Do you buy all these books retail,
00:36:31 or do you send away for, like,
00:36:35 - Do you like books?
00:36:39 - Did you read any of these books?
00:36:41 - How about any of these books?
00:36:43 What about the ones
00:36:47 - Yeah, I read those.
00:36:51 I'm not here for a fuckin' book report.
00:36:54 I did. I had to.
00:36:56 - Must've taken you a long time.
00:37:05 United States of America:
00:37:20 Jesus. If you wanna read a real history book,
00:37:23 read Howard Zinn's
00:37:25 That book'll fuckin'
00:37:27 Better than Chomsky's Manufacturing Consent?
00:37:29 - Do you think that's a good book?
00:37:34 You spend all your money on
00:37:39 - They're the wrong fuckin' books.
00:37:41 - Whatever blows your hair back.
00:37:45 Hey, you know you'd be better
00:37:48 - It'd probably be healthier for you.
00:37:50 - It really gets in the way of my yoga.
00:37:53 - What, you lift?
00:37:56 - Nautilus?
00:37:59 - Oh, really? Free weights, huh?
00:38:00 - Just like that.
00:38:01 - What do you bench?
00:38:06 You paint that?
00:38:08 Do you paint?
00:38:10 Do you sculpt?
00:38:13 Do you like art?
00:38:16 - Do you like music?
00:38:20 Oh, tell me what
00:38:22 Just the linear and impressionistic mix
00:38:27 It's also a Winslow Homer
00:38:31 Well, it's art, Monet.
00:38:33 - That's not really
00:38:36 - Just the coloring.
00:38:38 It's paint-by-number.
00:38:40 Is it color-by-number?
00:38:43 - Aren't they really?
00:38:44 I think you're about one step away
00:38:48 Really?
00:38:49 Think I should move to the south of
00:38:53 - You ever heard the sayin',
00:38:56 - Yeah, maybe that means you.
00:38:59 - Maybe you're in the middle
00:39:02 The sky's fallin' on your head.
00:39:06 The oars are about to snap.
00:39:08 You just piss in your pants.
00:39:10 So maybe you do
00:39:12 You know, maybe you became a psychologist.
00:39:14 Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job now.
00:39:20 - Maybe you married the wrong woman.
00:39:25 Watch it right there, chief, all right?
00:39:35 That's it, isn't it?
00:39:38 You married the wrong woman.
00:39:41 What happened? What, did she leave you?
00:39:46 Was she, you know.. banging some other guy?
00:39:51 If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you.
00:39:53 I will fuckin' end you.
00:39:55 Got that, chief?
00:39:59 Time's up.
00:40:16 At ease, gentlemen.
00:40:23 You okay?
00:40:30 Look, I'll understand if you don't
00:40:34 Thursday, 4:00. Make sure the kid's here.
00:40:42 Thanks.
00:41:45 Well, you look lovely in those glasses.
00:41:49 - Thank you very much.
00:41:50 - Yes, I always wanted
00:41:57 Growing up in England, you know,
00:42:00 You know, it was kind of progressive,
00:42:05 Then Harvard.
00:42:10 You know, I figured out,
00:42:11 my brain's gonna be worth
00:42:16 That sounded horrible,
00:42:19 Bring me another mai tai!
00:42:22 Yeah, that's cool. I mean,
00:42:26 No, I was happy to pay.
00:42:30 Wow. Is Harvard gettin'
00:42:33 No, Stanford. I'm going there
00:42:36 All right, so you just wanted to use
00:42:41 I was gonna, you know, experiment on you
00:42:44 In that case, that's fine.
00:42:46 - Hey, you wanna see my magic tricks, Skylar?
00:42:49 All right. Promise to..
00:42:52 All right.
00:42:54 - This one's for you, Rudolph.
00:42:58 All right, give me a hit.
00:43:01 I'm gonna make
00:43:03 You ready?
00:43:06 One, two, three.
00:43:08 They're all gone.
00:43:11 That was my.. It works better
00:43:14 Well..
00:43:16 I don't really date,
00:43:19 How very unfortunate... I think for me.
00:43:24 You know what I mean?
00:43:27 - Oh, no, I haven't.
00:43:29 - No, I really haven't.
00:43:32 No, you know, I tell ya,
00:43:37 But I'll settle for,
00:43:40 - How very noble of you.
00:43:42 No, I was.. I was hopin' for a kiss.
00:43:47 Well, why don't we just
00:43:51 Right now?
00:43:53 Come on.
00:44:03 I think I got some of your pickle.
00:44:16 You again, huh?
00:44:20 Come with me.
00:44:28 So what's this?
00:44:34 This is really nice. You got a thing
00:44:38 Is it something, like, maybe
00:44:42 Thought about what you said to me
00:44:47 Stayed up half the night
00:44:51 Something occurred to me.
00:44:53 I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep
00:44:58 You know what occurred to me?
00:45:01 You're just a kid. You don't have the
00:45:05 - Why, thank you.
00:45:08 You've never been out of Boston.
00:45:13 Nope.
00:45:14 So if I asked you about art,
00:45:17 on every art book ever written.
00:45:19 Michelangelo? You know a lot about him.
00:45:23 Life's work, political aspirations. Him and the pope.
00:45:26 Sexual orientation. The whole works, right?
00:45:31 I bet you can't tell me what it
00:45:37 You never actually stood there
00:45:44 Seeing that.
00:45:46 If I ask you about women,
00:45:48 you'll probably give me a syllabus
00:45:52 You may have even been laid a few times.
00:46:00 But you can't tell me what it feels like
00:46:03 and feel truly happy.
00:46:08 You're a tough kid.
00:46:12 I ask you about war, you'd probably
00:46:15 "Once more into the breach,
00:46:20 But you've never been near one.
00:46:23 You've never held your best friend's
00:46:26 and watch him gasp his last
00:46:32 If I asked you about love,
00:46:37 but you've never looked at a woman
00:46:41 Known someone that could
00:46:45 Feelin' like God put
00:46:49 who could rescue you
00:46:52 And you wouldn't know
00:46:55 to have that love for her
00:46:59 Through anything. Through cancer.
00:47:03 And you wouldn't know about sleepin'
00:47:05 for two months, holding her hand,
00:47:07 because the doctors
00:47:09 that the terms "visiting hours"
00:47:14 You don't know about real loss,
00:47:16 'cause that only occurs when you love
00:47:21 I doubt you've ever dared
00:47:27 I look at you. I don't see
00:47:34 I see a cocky, scared shitless kid.
00:47:39 But you're a genius, Will.
00:47:42 No one could possibly understand
00:47:45 But you presume to know everything about
00:47:48 You ripped my fuckin' life apart.
00:47:55 You're an orphan, right?
00:48:01 Do you think I'd know the first thing
00:48:05 how you feel, who you are..
00:48:07 because I read Oliver Twist?
00:48:10 Does that encapsulate you?
00:48:15 Personally, I don't give a shit
00:48:18 You know what? I can't
00:48:20 I can't read
00:48:24 Unless you wanna talk
00:48:26 who you are.
00:48:29 And I'm fascinated. I'm in.
00:48:35 But you don't wanna do that,
00:48:40 You're terrified of what you might say.
00:48:48 Your move, chief.
00:49:55 Hello? Hello?
00:49:57 Hello?
00:50:00 Professor Valenti,
00:50:05 Freak.
00:50:11 - Oh, God.
00:50:13 - No one. I forgot the number.
00:50:16 You went all the way out there in the
00:50:18 No, it was your mother's 900 number.
00:50:22 Why don't we get off on mothers?
00:50:25 That's pretty funny, Morgan.
00:50:27 That's a fuckin' nickel, bitch.
00:50:29 - Keep antagonizing me. Watch what happens.
00:50:32 - Watch what happens.
00:50:33 Keep fuckin' with me.
00:50:41 No smoking.
00:51:14 What do you mean, he didn't talk?
00:51:16 He just sat there counting the seconds
00:51:20 - Pretty impressive, actually.
00:51:22 To prove to me he doesn't have
00:51:26 What is this? Some kind of
00:51:30 Yeah, it is, and I can't talk first.
00:51:34 We know your theory, Alexander,
00:51:39 - A tree structure won't work.
00:51:41 But I can do the sum.
00:51:44 - It's how you group the terms, Alexander.
00:51:46 If we do the whole thing this way, then..
00:51:48 Hey, look, look.
00:51:51 I wrote it down.
00:52:04 Sometimes people get lucky.
00:52:07 You're a brilliant man.
00:52:45 You know,
00:52:48 and I'm sittin' there, and...
00:52:50 the captain gets on,
00:52:52 "we'll be cruisin' at 35,000 feet,"
00:52:55 He forgets to turn it off.
00:52:57 So he turns to the copilot. He's, like,
00:52:59 "You know, all I could use right now is
00:53:04 So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin'
00:53:07 to tell him
00:53:08 This guy in the back
00:53:11 You ever been on a plane?
00:53:15 No, but it's a fuckin' joke. It works
00:53:18 Yeah, it does.
00:53:23 I have been laid,
00:53:25 Really? Good for you.
00:53:27 - Big time, big time.
00:53:29 I went on a date last week.
00:53:32 - How'd it go?
00:53:35 - Goin' out again?
00:53:37 - Why?
00:53:38 - Christ, you're an amateur.
00:53:42 Don't worry about me.
00:53:46 Yeah, but this girl was, like,
00:53:48 She's smart. She's fun. She's different
00:53:53 - So call her up, Romeo.
00:53:56 That she's fuckin' boring?
00:53:59 This girl's, like, fuckin' perfect
00:54:02 Maybe you're perfect right now.
00:54:07 But I think that's
00:54:10 That way, you can go through
00:54:17 My wife used to fart
00:54:19 She had all sorts
00:54:22 You know, she used to fart
00:54:25 Just thought I'd share that with you.
00:54:28 One night it was so loud,
00:54:34 She woke up and gone, like,
00:54:36 I said, "Yeah." I didn't have
00:54:39 She woke herself up?
00:54:46 Oh, Christ. But, Will,
00:54:51 It's wonderful stuff, you know?
00:54:54 Yeah, but those are the things
00:54:58 Those little idiosyncrasies
00:55:01 That's what made her
00:55:04 Boy, and she had the goods on me too.
00:55:07 People call these things
00:55:11 That's the good stuff.
00:55:14 And then we get to choose who
00:55:18 You're not perfect, sport.
00:55:20 And let me save you
00:55:23 This girl you met,
00:55:26 But the question is whether or not
00:55:30 That's the whole deal.
00:55:34 Now you can know
00:55:36 but the only way you're findin' out
00:55:39 You certainly won't learn
00:55:42 Even if I did know,
00:55:45 Yeah, why not?
00:55:47 You told me every other
00:55:51 Fuckin' talk more than any shrink
00:55:54 I teach the shit.
00:56:03 You ever think
00:56:05 My wife's dead.
00:56:08 - Hence the word "remarried."
00:56:13 Yeah, well, I think
00:56:16 I mean, that way, you can actually
00:56:19 without ever really knowing anybody.
00:56:23 Time's up.
00:56:39 Hold it open.
00:56:42 - Thanks.
00:56:55 % I am happy with you %
00:56:58 % I know I'm about to love you %
00:57:02 % Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know him %
00:57:07 % Oh, my, you made me.. %
00:57:11 "G" minor seventh.
00:57:15 Hello.
00:57:17 - Where have you been?
00:57:21 But, mmm. Me too.
00:57:24 Yeah. I thought you'd call.
00:57:31 - I mean, we had a really good time.
00:57:34 I mean, I just..
00:57:36 I'm sorry, you know. I blew it.
00:57:38 No. No, I mean,
00:57:41 Yeah, um, so, I was wonderin' if, uh,
00:57:44 if, you know, you'd give me
00:57:46 You know, let me take you out again.
00:57:48 - I can't.
00:57:51 Oh, no, I didn't.. I didn't mean
00:57:54 I just can't right now.
00:57:56 I've got to assign
00:57:59 All that sounds really,
00:58:03 - All right, um..
00:58:06 - Like tomorrow?
00:58:12 - Bye.
00:58:26 What are you doing here?
00:58:28 I couldn't wait till tomorrow.
00:58:30 Where the fuck did you get this?
00:58:33 I had to sleep
00:58:35 Oh, I hope it was someone
00:58:41 - Come on. Let's go have some fun.
00:58:45 Well, you're not going into
00:58:47 Let's go.
00:58:53 Oh, my God!
00:58:57 Come on, Misty!
00:58:59 Come on! Run! Look at that! Come on!
00:59:02 Look, there he goes.
00:59:06 - We won.
00:59:11 So did you grow up
00:59:14 Not far. South Boston.
00:59:18 Still glowing from my win.
00:59:20 Look at you. You're so happy.
00:59:24 And what was that like then?
00:59:26 It was normal, I guess.
00:00:04 - Do I have a lot of
00:00:07 - Well, Irish Catholic,
00:00:13 - How many?
00:00:17 Why? Go on. What? Five?
00:00:21 Seven? Eight? How many?
00:00:24 - I have 12 big brothers.
00:00:26 No, I swear to God. I swear to God.
00:00:29 Do you know
00:00:31 Do I…
00:00:33 What are they called?
00:00:36 Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry,
00:00:40 Say it again.
00:00:42 Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry,
00:00:46 And Willy.
00:00:49 Willy?
00:00:50 Will.
00:00:52 - Do you still see all of them?
00:00:55 - I'm livin' with three of 'em right now.
00:00:58 I'd like to meet them.
00:00:59 Yeah, we'll do that.
00:01:02 Oh, you know,
00:01:04 - Oh, so you're the one.
00:01:07 Do you still, uh..
00:01:09 No, I don't.
00:01:10 - Why not?
00:01:15 You ever wonder what your life
00:01:20 What? Wonder if I'd be
00:01:22 - No, no, no, I'm not saying,
00:01:24 - I didn't mean it like that.
00:01:28 'Cause you'll have bad times,
00:01:30 to the good stuff
00:01:32 And you don't regret
00:01:35 Why? 'Cause the pain I feel now?
00:01:38 Oh, I got regrets, Will, but I don't
00:01:46 So when did you know, like,
00:01:50 October 21, 1975.
00:01:52 Jesus Christ.
00:01:54 Oh, yeah, 'cause it was game six
00:01:59 - Yeah, sure.
00:02:04 - You got tickets?
00:02:08 waitin' for the game to start
00:02:11 It was an amazing game though.
00:02:14 It was 6-6. It went to 12.
00:02:16 Bottom of the 12th, in stepped
00:02:20 Steps up to the plate.
00:02:22 And then.. Boom! He clocks it, you know.
00:02:26 High fly ball
00:02:28 35,000 people
00:02:31 But that's nothin', 'cause Fisk,
00:02:33 - Yeah, I've seen that.
00:02:35 - Right.
00:02:37 Then it hits the foul pole.
00:02:41 They charge the field, you know.
00:02:43 Yeah, and he's fuckin'
00:02:45 "Get outta the way!
00:02:48 I can't fuckin' believe you had
00:02:51 - Did you rush the field?
00:02:54 - What?
00:02:57 You missed Pudge Fisk's home run
00:03:01 Yeah, but you should have
00:03:03 - I don't care if..
00:03:06 - I don't care if Helen
00:03:09 That's game six! Oh, my God,
00:03:11 - They let you get away with that?
00:03:13 - What did you say to 'em?
00:03:17 I said, "Sorry, guys.
00:03:20 "I gotta go see about a girl"?
00:03:22 That's what you said?
00:03:24 They saw it in my eyes that I meant it.
00:03:26 - You're kiddin' me?
00:03:30 That's why I'm not talkin'
00:03:32 and how I always regretted
00:03:35 I don't regret the 18 years
00:03:38 I don't regret the six years I had
00:03:41 and I don't regret the last years
00:03:44 And I sure as hell don't
00:03:47 That's regret.
00:03:57 Would have been nice
00:03:59 I didn't know Pudge
00:04:04 You know, I'm very, very
00:04:08 I'm extremely tall.
00:04:11 - You're not that tall.
00:04:15 Will I ever play in the N.B.A.?
00:04:19 "It is decidedly so."
00:04:25 Why do we always stay here?
00:04:28 'Cause it's nicer than my place.
00:04:30 Yes, but I've never seen your place.
00:04:33 I know.
00:04:35 When am I gonna meet
00:04:37 Well, they don't really
00:04:41 I think I can make it to South Boston.
00:04:43 It's kind of a hike.
00:04:48 Is it me you're hiding from them
00:04:50 - All right, we'll go.
00:04:53 I don't know.
00:04:55 What if I said I would not
00:05:06 I'd say it's, like, 4:30 in the mornin'.
00:05:10 Oh, my God. Men are shameless.
00:05:13 If you're not thinking
00:05:17 You bet. And on behalf of my wiener,
00:05:21 I don't know. Let's ask.
00:05:25 - What?
00:05:28 "Outlook"? That's the
00:05:32 Exactly, so look out. You'd better
00:05:36 I plan to. I'm tall.
00:05:40 Hook, hook. Dunk, dunk.
00:05:42 - You're not that tall.
00:05:45 Maybe I'm all about three points.
00:05:48 I'm all about home runs.
00:05:50 Stop mixing your sporting metaphors.
00:06:06 A leprechaun's got his dick
00:06:09 Morgan comes runnin' in, goin',
00:06:15 Well, I can't believe you
00:06:18 I know, Morgan. It's a real rarity
00:06:21 My uncle Marty drinks. He'll go
00:06:24 Did I ever tell ya what happened
00:06:27 I told you guys, right?
00:06:29 Let me tell ya what happened to my uncle
00:06:33 He's always tellin' stories. Every time
00:06:36 But we all heard this one.
00:06:40 I will go ahead. Thanks a lot.
00:06:45 My uncle Marty's
00:06:48 Bombed out of his tree, right? Just
00:06:52 This state trooper sees him, pulls him
00:06:56 Got him out of the car,
00:06:59 He gets out of the car, pukes,
00:07:02 So he's about to throw the cuffs
00:07:06 All of a sudden, 50 yards down the road,
00:07:10 - Statie gets real spooked.
00:07:13 No. So.. you heard this story before.
00:07:16 Yeah, Morgan, stop.
00:07:18 Some other guy's car had hit a tree.
00:07:21 Anyway..
00:07:23 - How could he hear..
00:07:26 - You're drivin' him nuts.
00:07:28 He told you the story
00:07:30 So he tells my uncle, "Stay here. Don't move."
00:07:33 Statie goes runnin' down the road
00:07:37 After a few minutes of just
00:07:41 my uncle starts wonderin'
00:07:43 Gets up, gets in his car
00:07:45 The next mornin'
00:07:48 He hears this knockin' at the door.
00:07:50 So he goes downstairs,
00:07:53 It's the state trooper
00:07:55 Statie says,
00:07:57 You know what. I pulled you over
00:08:01 He's like, "I never
00:08:03 I've been home all night with my kids.
00:08:06 He's like, "You know who I am.
00:08:09 My uncle's like, "What?" He said, "You
00:08:11 He was like, "All right. Fine." Takes
00:08:14 And there's.. The statie's police
00:08:19 He was so fuckin'..
00:08:21 He was so fuckin' hammered
00:08:24 The best part about it is,
00:08:28 was so embarrassed
00:08:30 He'd been drivin' around all night in my
00:08:33 All right, Chuck, what the fuck
00:08:37 He got away.
00:08:39 - Well, question..
00:08:43 - I'm tryin' to clarify somethin'.
00:08:45 - It doesn't make any sense.
00:08:48 if you listen to the story
00:08:50 Well, let's see if you can get this one.
00:08:53 All right, there's an old couple
00:08:58 They wake up on the morning
00:09:03 Mary looks over and
00:09:06 She's like,
00:09:08 You're such a good-looking
00:09:10 I want to give ya
00:09:13 Anything your little heart desires,
00:09:16 What would ya like?
00:09:17 Paddie's like, "Oh, gee, Mary.
00:09:22 Now, in 50 years, there's one thing
00:09:27 and, uh, I would like you
00:09:30 I would like for it."
00:09:34 She takes her teeth out, puts 'em in
00:09:38 Afterwards, Paddie's like, "Yeah, geez,
00:09:42 That was the most beautiful,
00:09:46 Beautiful, Mary! I love ya!
00:09:48 Is there anything that I can do for you?"
00:09:51 Mary looks up to him and she goes,
00:09:56 Oh, my God!
00:09:58 - That's filthy.
00:10:06 - Get off of me!
00:10:09 All right. Take it easy, Bill.
00:10:13 So, Skylar, thanks for comin' by.
00:10:15 Changed my opinion of Harvard people.
00:10:17 You don't want to rush
00:10:20 Oh. I'm sure.
00:10:23 Take it easy. Slowly back away.
00:10:26 - Oh, come on. Brother.
00:10:30 - You're givin' us a ride.
00:10:32 - Come on, Chuck.
00:10:36 All right, thanks, sucker.
00:10:39 I don't know what you're
00:10:42 - You're droppin' me off first.
00:10:46 Just 'cause you
00:10:48 don't start thinkin' you're bad.
00:10:50 Hey, wait a minute. You said
00:10:53 - Not tonight.
00:10:56 He knows once you see that shit-hole
00:10:59 But I wanted to meet your brothers.
00:11:01 We're gonna do that another time.
00:11:04 All right.
00:11:07 Need them keys.
00:11:09 The stewardess hears this
00:11:13 I yell, "Don't forget the coffee."
00:11:17 No shit! You didn't say that.
00:11:19 For Christ's sake, Marty, it's a joke.
00:11:21 - I know someone that
00:11:23 - Gerry.
00:11:25 - Have trouble findin' the place?
00:11:27 Timmy, this is Gerry.
00:11:31 How you doin'?
00:11:33 - Pleased to meet you.
00:11:35 Um, no, just a Perrier.
00:11:37 That's French for club soda.
00:11:39 - Club soda.
00:11:42 - Sure.
00:11:43 You ever plannin' on payin' your tab?
00:11:46 Yeah, chief, got the winning
00:11:48 - What's the jackpot?
00:11:50 - I don't think that'll cover it.
00:11:57 - Nuts?
00:12:03 So, you wanted
00:12:06 - Well, it seems to be going well.
00:12:11 Have you talked to him
00:12:14 No, we haven't gotten into that yet.
00:12:18 Maybe you should. My phone's been
00:12:21 - What kind?
00:12:25 The kind of place where a mind
00:12:28 That's great that there are
00:12:37 I'm not sure
00:12:40 - What don't I understand?
00:12:42 - Thanks, Tim.
00:12:45 Just so you don't
00:12:48 Tim, can you help us?
00:12:50 We're tryin'
00:12:54 - Ever heard of Jonas Salk?
00:12:57 Ever heard of Albert Einstein?
00:13:02 How about Gerald Lambeau?
00:13:05 Thank you, Tim.
00:13:09 - So who won the bet?
00:13:13 This isn't about me, Sean.
00:13:17 I'm nothing compared
00:13:23 You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau?
00:13:25 In 1905 there were hundreds
00:13:30 But it was a 26-year-old
00:13:34 doing physics in his spare time,
00:13:37 Can you imagine if Einstein
00:13:39 just to get drunk with his buddies
00:13:41 We all would have lost something.
00:13:44 Tim would never have heard of him.
00:13:46 - Pretty dramatic, Gerry.
00:13:49 This boy has that gift.
00:13:51 He just doesn't got the direction,
00:13:54 Hey, Gerry, in the 1960s,
00:13:59 Did some brilliant work in mathematics.
00:14:02 Specifically, bounded harmonic functions.
00:14:04 Then he went on to Berkeley.
00:14:07 Then he moved to Montana, and
00:14:10 - Yeah, so who was he?
00:14:13 Haven't heard of him.
00:14:15 - Hey, Timmy!
00:14:17 - Who's Ted Kaczynski?
00:14:21 That's exactly
00:14:24 We gotta give this kid direction.
00:14:26 He can contribute to the world,
00:14:29 Direction's one thing. Manipulation's another.
00:14:31 We have to let him find..
00:14:34 I'm not sitting at home
00:14:36 to ruin this boy's life!
00:14:38 I was doing advanced mathematics
00:14:41 and it still took me over 20 years to do
00:14:43 Maybe he doesn't want what you want.
00:14:45 There's more to life
00:14:48 This is too important, Sean,
00:14:52 Wait a minute.
00:14:54 Why don't we give him time
00:14:57 That's a wonderful theory, Sean.
00:15:00 Yeah, it did,
00:15:04 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
00:15:07 I came here out of courtesy.
00:15:10 Nice to be in the loop.
00:15:12 The boy's in a meeting right now
00:15:15 Well, Will, I'm not exactly sure
00:15:20 We've already offered you a position.
00:15:22 Nobody in this town works
00:15:24 You think you can find somebody
00:15:27 But I think we all know
00:15:30 Will, our offer is $84,000 a year.
00:15:33 Retainer! Retainer.
00:15:38 You want us to give you
00:15:41 Easy.. now, I didn't say that.
00:15:45 Allegedly,
00:15:50 would be concurrently
00:15:54 $200 in my back pocket
00:15:56 I don't think I can.. Larry?
00:16:01 - I've got $73.
00:16:05 Let me tell you somethin'. You're suspect.
00:16:10 Yeah, you. I don't know
00:16:15 but after the shit
00:16:18 you can bet I'll be lookin' into you.
00:16:20 Now, any business we have heretofore,
00:16:25 you can speak with
00:16:29 Good day, gentlemen.
00:16:31 And until that day comes,
00:16:48 - How's it goin'?
00:16:52 Good.
00:16:55 Want some help?
00:16:58 Come on. Give me one little peek,
00:17:03 It is actually important
00:17:07 - It's really important... to me, okay?
00:17:10 - Why don't we just
00:17:17 All right, Mr. Nosey Parker.
00:17:21 Seeing as you're intent
00:17:25 - let me ask you a question.
00:17:29 Do you have a photographic memory?
00:17:33 I don't know. I just kind
00:17:37 You just do.
00:17:39 - Have you studied organic chemistry?
00:17:41 - Oh, just for fun?
00:17:44 Yeah, it's so much fun
00:17:47 Are you mad?
00:17:49 Have you completely
00:17:52 Nobody studies it for fun.
00:17:56 Someone like me?
00:17:59 Someone who divides their time, fairly
00:18:03 I would hardly say it was a necessity.
00:18:07 You know, there are very
00:18:10 Even they have to study,
00:18:14 And yet... you do it
00:18:20 I don't understand
00:18:22 - Did you play the piano?
00:18:24 No, I'm trying to explain it to you.
00:18:26 - Yeah, a bit.
00:18:30 - I see "Chopsticks."
00:18:34 He looked at a piano, and it just
00:18:38 - So what are you saying?
00:18:40 I look at a piano, I see a bunch of
00:18:44 But Beethoven, Mozart..
00:18:48 I couldn't paint you a picture.
00:18:52 - And I can't play the piano.
00:18:58 Right. Well, I mean, when
00:19:04 That's the best I can explain it.
00:19:06 Come here.
00:19:10 I have to tell you something.
00:19:13 Well..
00:19:29 - It's not fair.
00:19:33 I've been here for four years,
00:19:36 and I've only just found you.
00:19:39 Well, you found me.
00:19:53 Are you awake?
00:19:58 Yes, you are.
00:20:07 What?
00:20:11 I want you to come
00:20:19 You sure about that?
00:20:23 Yeah, but how do you know?
00:20:26 I don't know. I just know.
00:20:30 Yeah, but how do you know?
00:20:33 I know because I feel it.
00:20:36 - Because that's a really
00:20:41 You could be in California
00:20:43 and you might find out
00:20:46 Maybe you wish
00:20:48 but you know it's such a serious thing
00:20:51 Now I'm stuck in California with someone
00:20:54 - just wish they had a take-back.
00:20:58 I don't want a take-back. I just want
00:21:04 Well, I can't go to
00:21:09 Why not?
00:21:10 Well, one, because
00:21:15 And, two, because I live here.
00:21:18 Look, um, if you don't love me,
00:21:22 I'm not sayin' I don't love you.
00:21:24 Then why? Why won't you come?
00:21:29 What am I so scared of?
00:21:32 Well, what aren't
00:21:35 You live in this safe little world
00:21:38 Don't tell me about my world.
00:21:41 You just want to have
00:21:44 Then you're gonna go off to Stanford.
00:21:47 who your parents will approve of...
00:21:49 and just sit around with
00:21:51 and talk about how you
00:21:53 Why are you saying this?
00:21:58 My father died when I was 13,
00:22:02 You don't think every day I wake up,
00:22:07 That I would give it back
00:22:11 But I can't, and that's
00:22:14 So don't put your shit on me
00:22:18 I'm afraid? What am I afraid of?
00:22:20 You're afraid of me. You're afraid
00:22:22 You know what?
00:22:25 But fuck it, I want to give it a shot.
00:22:28 - I'm not honest with you?
00:22:31 All right.
00:22:34 No, you're not going.
00:22:36 What do you want to know?
00:22:40 - You don't want to hear that.
00:22:42 You don't want to hear
00:22:45 - I didn't know that.
00:22:47 The motherfucker stabbed me. You don't
00:22:50 - I do want to hear that.
00:22:53 - I want to help you.
00:22:56 What do I got, a fuckin' sign
00:22:58 Do I look like I need that?
00:23:00 - No, I just want to be with you..
00:23:02 - I love you.
00:23:06 I love you.
00:23:09 I want to hear you say
00:23:14 Because if you say that...
00:23:18 then I won't call you...
00:23:21 and I won't be in your life.
00:23:29 I don't love you.
00:24:11 Most people never get to see
00:24:15 They don't find teachers
00:24:18 They get convinced
00:24:21 I hope you appreciate
00:24:24 because I've seen how much
00:24:27 not against you.
00:24:33 Hello, Will.
00:24:36 Tom, can you get us
00:24:38 Sure.
00:24:43 Now, let's see.
00:24:51 Good. This is correct.
00:24:56 I see you used Maclaurin here.
00:24:58 Yeah, I don't know what
00:25:01 This can't be right.
00:25:06 This would be
00:25:12 - Did you ever consider..
00:25:15 Hey, look, can we do this
00:25:17 Because I got to knock off work to come
00:25:21 - Yeah, sure. Did you think
00:25:24 It's right.
00:25:33 What happened
00:25:34 I couldn't go.
00:25:36 So I sent my
00:25:43 On your own time, you can do
00:25:47 But when I set up a meeting
00:25:49 and you don't show up,
00:25:52 - Then don't set up any more meetings.
00:25:54 I'll cancel 'em.
00:25:57 I'll give you a job myself. I just
00:26:00 Maybe I don't want to spend
00:26:10 I think you could show me
00:26:12 A little appreciation?
00:26:17 Do you have any fuckin' idea how easy
00:26:20 I'm sorry you can't do this..
00:26:22 Because I wouldn't have to
00:26:30 Then you'd have more time to sit around
00:26:34 You're right. This is probably
00:26:52 You're right, Will.
00:26:56 I can't do this proof, but you can.
00:27:01 And when it comes to that,
00:27:05 who can tell the difference
00:27:07 - But I'm one of them.
00:27:09 Yeah, so am I.
00:27:11 Most days I wish I never met you,
00:27:16 because then I could sleep at night.
00:27:19 I didn't have to walk around
00:27:30 I didn't have to watch you
00:27:40 Bill, hold it. Did you hear that?
00:27:46 Morgan!
00:27:48 If you're watchin' pornos in
00:28:08 What's up, fellas?
00:28:11 Morgan, why don't you jerk off
00:28:16 I don't have a V.C.R. in my house.
00:28:20 Come on. Not in my glove.
00:28:22 I didn't use the glove.
00:28:25 That's my Little League glove.
00:28:28 What do you want me to do?
00:28:31 I mean, what's wrong with you?
00:28:34 You'll hump a baseball glove?
00:28:36 I just used it for cleanup.
00:28:39 Stop jerkin' off in my mother's room.
00:28:42 - Is there another V.C.R. in the house?
00:28:47 So why do you think I should work
00:28:52 Well, you'd be working
00:28:55 You'd be exposed to
00:28:58 because we've classified it.
00:29:01 Superstring theory,
00:29:04 Code breaking.
00:29:07 That's one aspect
00:29:10 Oh, come on.
00:29:13 You guys handle 80% of
00:29:15 You're seven times
00:29:18 We don't like to brag about that, Will,
00:29:23 So the way I see it,
00:29:27 "Why should you work for the N.S.A.?"
00:29:30 The question is: "Why shouldn't you?"
00:29:32 Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.?
00:29:36 That's a tough one,
00:29:40 Say I'm workin' at the N.S.A.
00:29:42 Something no one else can break.
00:29:44 Maybe I take a shot at it
00:29:46 I'm real happy with myself
00:29:49 But maybe that code was
00:29:52 Once they have that location, they bomb
00:29:55 Fifteen hundred people that I never met,
00:29:59 Now the politicians are saying, "Send in
00:30:02 'cause they don't give a shit.
00:30:04 It won't be their kid
00:30:06 just like it wasn't them when
00:30:09 It'll be some kid from Southie
00:30:12 He comes back to find the plant
00:30:14 got exported to the country
00:30:16 and the guy who put the shrapnel
00:30:18 'cause he'll work for 15 cents
00:30:21 Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason
00:30:24 was so we could install a government
00:30:27 Of course, the oil companies
00:30:31 A cute little ancillary benefit
00:30:35 They're takin' their sweet time
00:30:37 Maybe they even took the liberty
00:30:39 who likes to drink martinis and fuckin'
00:30:42 It ain't too long till
00:30:45 and kills all the sea life
00:30:47 So now my buddy's out of work,
00:30:49 so he's walkin' to
00:30:51 which sucks because the shrapnel in his
00:30:54 Meanwhile, he's starvin', 'cause every
00:30:56 the only blue plate special
00:30:58 is North Atlantic scrod
00:31:01 So what did I think?
00:31:06 I figure, fuck it. While I'm at it,
00:31:10 take his job,
00:31:12 hike up gas prices, bomb
00:31:14 hit the hash pipe
00:31:17 I can be elected president.
00:31:19 - You feel like you're alone?
00:31:23 Do you have a soul mate?
00:31:26 Do I have a..
00:31:29 Somebody who challenges you.
00:31:31 - Uh, Chuckie.
00:31:36 I'm talking about someone who opens
00:31:42 - I got..
00:31:45 - I got plenty.
00:31:48 Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost,
00:31:51 That's great. They're all dead.
00:31:53 - Not to me they're not.
00:31:56 You can't give back
00:32:00 - Not without some serious
00:32:04 You'll never have that kind
00:32:07 where you're always afraid
00:32:10 because all you see is every
00:32:13 - You gonna take the
00:32:15 I didn't want the job.
00:32:17 It's not about the job. I don't care
00:32:19 But you can do anything you want.
00:32:22 What are you passionate about?
00:32:27 There are guys who work
00:32:30 so their kids have a chance
00:32:32 I didn't ask for this.
00:32:34 You were born with it, so don't cop out
00:32:37 - What do you mean, cop out?
00:32:40 There's nothin' wrong.
00:32:43 Right. My dad
00:32:45 Busted his ass so
00:32:47 Exactly. That's
00:32:50 What's wrong with
00:32:52 Someone will get to work the next day
00:32:53 Yeah, there is, Will.
00:32:55 There's honor in takin'
00:32:58 so those college kids could come in in
00:33:00 - And their wastebaskets
00:33:03 And that's honorable. I'm sure
00:33:06 I mean, for the honor of it.
00:33:08 I just have a little question here.
00:33:13 Why did you work at the most
00:33:16 Why did you sneak around at night
00:33:19 that only one or two people in the world
00:33:25 'Cause I don't see
00:33:31 So what do you really wanna do?
00:33:37 I wanna be a shepherd.
00:33:39 Really?
00:33:41 I wanna move up to Nashua,
00:33:45 - Maybe you should go do that.
00:33:47 You know, if you're gonna
00:33:50 - You're chuckin' me?
00:33:52 - No, no, no, time's not up yet.
00:33:54 - I'm not leavin'. No.
00:33:57 I thought we were friends.
00:33:59 - Playtime's over, okay?
00:34:02 You're lecturin' me on life?
00:34:06 - What winds your clock?
00:34:08 Where's your soul mate? You wanna
00:34:11 - Dead.
00:34:13 She fuckin' dies and you just cash in
00:34:16 - At least I played a hand.
00:34:20 Some people will lose a big hand like
00:34:23 Look at me.
00:34:33 You and your bullshit.
00:34:37 But I ask you a very simple question and
00:34:40 because you don't know.
00:34:46 I'll see ya, Bo-peep.
00:34:51 - Fuck you.
00:34:57 Shepherd.
00:35:00 White little prick.
00:35:03 I just wanted to, you know..
00:35:05 call you up,
00:35:08 I've been takin' all these
00:35:11 so I'm not gonna be just
00:35:13 Well, you know, I never
00:35:21 I love you.
00:35:27 Will?
00:35:30 You take care.
00:35:32 % Someone's always
00:35:36 - % Trailin' some new kill %
00:35:40 % Says, I seen your picture
00:35:44 % Hundred-dollar bill %
00:35:47 % What's a game of chance to you %
00:35:51 % in this world %
00:35:55 % Of real skill %
00:35:57 % So glad to meet ya %
00:35:59 % Angeles %
00:36:04 % Pickin' up the ticket
00:36:12 % Go on, lose the gamble %
00:36:14 % That's the history
00:36:19 % Did you add up
00:36:26 % To zero %
00:36:28 % And sign up with people %
00:36:31 % Angeles %
00:36:34 % Don't start with me tryin' %
00:36:40 Will, come on. Will!
00:36:45 Will, that's it! We're done!
00:36:47 I'm sitting in your office
00:36:52 Well, it's ten past 5:00.
00:36:54 An hour and ten minutes late.
00:36:56 % I can make you satisfied
00:36:59 Well, if he doesn't show up and I file
00:37:02 and he goes back to jail,
00:37:06 % now be coming true %
00:37:09 Okay. Fine.
00:37:13 What's up?
00:37:17 Thanks.
00:37:21 Ah! God, that's good.
00:37:29 So how's your lady?
00:37:31 Ah, she's gone.
00:37:34 Gone? Gone where?
00:37:36 Med school.
00:37:40 Really?
00:37:42 - When was this?
00:37:49 That sucks.
00:37:54 So, uh, when are you done
00:37:57 I think the week
00:37:59 They gonna hook ya up
00:38:02 Yeah, fuckin' sit in a room and do
00:38:06 Nah, probably make
00:38:09 I'm gonna be a fuckin' lab rat.
00:38:11 Better than this shit.
00:38:14 What do I want a way
00:38:17 I mean, I'm gonna fuckin'
00:38:19 You know, be neighbors.
00:38:21 Fuckin' take 'em to Little League
00:38:27 Look, you're my best friend,
00:38:30 But in 20 years if
00:38:33 comin' over to my house
00:38:36 still workin' construction,
00:38:38 That's not a threat. That's a fact.
00:38:41 What the fuck
00:38:43 - Look, you got something
00:38:46 Why is it always this? I fuckin'
00:38:50 - What if I don't want to?
00:38:54 You owe it to me,
00:38:56 'cause tomorrow I'm gonna
00:38:59 and I'll still
00:39:01 That's all right. That's fine.
00:39:04 I mean, you're sittin' on
00:39:06 You're too much of a pussy
00:39:12 'Cause I'd do fuckin' anything
00:39:15 So would any of
00:39:18 Be an insult to us
00:39:20 Hangin' around here
00:39:23 - You don't know that.
00:39:25 - No. You don't know that.
00:39:28 Every day I come by your house,
00:39:32 We go out and have a few drinks
00:39:36 You know what the
00:39:39 It's for about ten seconds:
00:39:43 'Cause I think maybe I'll
00:39:47 No "good-bye," no "see ya later."
00:39:51 I don't know much,
00:40:07 This is a disaster, Sean.
00:40:09 I brought you in here because
00:40:12 - not to run him out.
00:40:14 I don't care if you have
00:40:16 I don't care if you have a few laughs,
00:40:18 - But don't you dare undermine
00:40:21 This boy is at
00:40:23 I do understand. He is at
00:40:26 What problems does he have? That he's
00:40:29 Better hanging out with
00:40:32 Why do you think he does that?
00:40:36 He can handle the problems.
00:40:40 Listen to me.
00:40:42 Why doesn't
00:40:44 Because the first thing
00:40:46 he was abandoned by the people
00:40:48 Don't give me
00:40:50 Why does he hang out with those
00:40:52 Because any one of them, if he asked
00:40:56 - That's called loyalty.
00:40:59 Who's he handling?
00:41:02 It's a defense mechanism,
00:41:04 For 20 years, he's been
00:41:07 If you push him right now, it's gonna
00:41:10 I'm not gonna
00:41:12 - Don't you do that.
00:41:13 Don't infect him with the idea
00:41:17 Because it's not okay, Sean!
00:41:19 And if you're angry at me
00:41:23 - I'm not angry at you.
00:41:26 You resent me, but I'm not gonna
00:41:30 You're angry at me for doing
00:41:32 But ask yourself, Sean..
00:41:34 if you want Will to feel that way..
00:41:38 You arrogant shit!
00:41:40 That's why I don't come to the
00:41:44 - That condescending, embarrassed look.
00:41:47 You think I'm a failure.
00:41:49 I'm proud of what I do. It was
00:41:53 And you and your cronies think
00:41:56 You and your kiss-ass chorus following
00:42:00 Why are you still so
00:42:03 It's about my medal, isn't it?
00:42:07 Shove the medal up
00:42:10 'Cause I don't give
00:42:12 because I knew you before
00:42:14 when you were pimple-faced
00:42:17 Yeah, you were smarter than me then
00:42:19 So don't blame me for
00:42:21 I don't blame you!
00:42:24 You mathematical dick!
00:42:26 He's a good kid! And I won't
00:42:31 I won't see you make him
00:42:34 - He won't be a failure!
00:42:37 I am what I am today
00:42:43 He's not you! You get that!
00:42:47 I can come back.
00:42:49 No, come in. Uh, I was just leaving.
00:43:02 A lot of that stuff goes back
00:43:06 You know. Not about you.
00:43:11 - What is that?
00:43:15 This is your file. I have to send it
00:43:19 Oh. Hey, you're not
00:43:27 What's it say?
00:43:31 - Wanna read it?
00:43:35 Have you had any, uh,
00:43:38 Twenty years of counseling.
00:43:42 I mean, have you had
00:43:50 Personally?
00:43:53 Yeah, I have.
00:43:55 It sure ain't good.
00:44:00 My father was an alcoholic.
00:44:02 Mean fuckin' drunk.
00:44:06 He'd come home hammered,
00:44:09 So I'd provoke him so he wouldn't go
00:44:14 Interesting nights
00:44:19 He used to just
00:44:22 a stick and a belt
00:44:25 - Just say, "Choose."
00:44:29 I used to go with the wrench.
00:44:31 Why the wrench?
00:44:33 'Cause fuck him, that's why.
00:44:35 Your foster father?
00:44:39 So, uh, what is it, like,
00:44:43 Is it all that stuff?
00:44:45 Fear of abandonment?
00:44:48 Is that why I broke up
00:44:51 - I didn't know you had.
00:44:54 You wanna talk about it?
00:45:00 Hey, Will, I don't know a lot.
00:45:05 You see this? All this shit?
00:45:14 It's not your fault.
00:45:18 I know that.
00:45:20 Look at me, son.
00:45:23 - It's not your fault.
00:45:26 No. It's not your fault.
00:45:31 I know.
00:45:33 No, no, you don't.
00:45:37 I know.
00:45:39 - It's not your fault.
00:45:42 It's not your fault.
00:45:46 - It's not your fault.
00:45:51 It's not your fault.
00:45:53 Don't fuck with me, all right?
00:45:57 It's not your fault.
00:46:04 It's not your fault.
00:46:14 My God..
00:46:17 My God! I'm so sorry! My God!
00:46:35 Fuck them, okay?
00:48:00 - Can I help you?
00:48:04 Could you just have
00:48:10 Yes, there's
00:48:32 Which one did you take?
00:48:34 I was over at McNeil. It's one of
00:48:39 I haven't told him yet, but I went
00:48:43 My new boss.
00:48:47 - Is that what you want?
00:48:52 Well, good for you.
00:48:55 Thanks.
00:49:00 Time's up.
00:49:04 So that's.. So that's it?
00:49:07 Yeah, that's it.
00:49:10 You're done. You're a free man.
00:49:14 Well, um, I just want you
00:49:19 You're welcome, Will.
00:49:26 So, you know, I hope
00:49:29 Yeah, me too.
00:49:31 I'll be travelin' around a bit.
00:49:34 I've got an answering machine at
00:49:37 So, here's the number.
00:49:41 You call that.
00:49:45 Yeah, you know,
00:49:48 put my money back on the table
00:49:53 You do what's in your heart,
00:50:01 Thank you, Sean.
00:50:03 Thank you, Will.
00:50:06 Hey, does this violate
00:50:10 Naw. Only if you
00:50:15 - Take care.
00:50:17 Yeah.
00:50:21 Hey.
00:50:23 Good luck, son.
00:50:36 Two beers.
00:50:41 What's up? Did you guys go?
00:50:43 No. I had to talk him down.
00:50:46 - Why didn't you yoke him?
00:50:49 People try to whip
00:50:51 - Fuckin' kid won't back down.
00:50:54 - Was I talkin' to you?
00:50:57 - Go get me a beer.
00:51:00 - Hey, asshole.
00:51:02 - Happy birthday.
00:51:06 - Come on!
00:51:09 All right. Who's first?
00:51:10 - Come on, motherfucker!
00:51:13 % Oh, Danny boy %
00:51:15 Here's your present.
00:51:18 - Come on, bro.
00:51:20 Well, we knew you had to get back and
00:51:24 I knew I wasn't gonna fuckin'
00:51:28 - Morgan wanted to get you a "T" pass.
00:51:32 But, uh, you're 21 now.
00:51:35 You're legally allowed to drink, so we
00:51:38 - How do you like it?
00:51:43 It's the ugliest fuckin' car
00:51:47 - Come on, brother.
00:51:49 You know, me and Bill
00:51:53 and Morgan was out panhandlin'
00:51:55 I had the router to do
00:51:57 Yeah, I have a fuckin' job,
00:51:59 Guy's been up my ass for
00:52:02 So you finally got a job Morgan?
00:52:04 - Yeah, had one. Now I'm fucked again.
00:52:06 - A lawn mower? What do ya got?
00:52:10 Me and Bill rebuilt
00:52:11 It's a good car.
00:52:14 - Happy 21, Will.
00:52:25 Hi.
00:52:28 Come on in.
00:52:32 Sean, I, um..
00:52:34 Me too, Gerry.
00:52:37 Yeah. Good.
00:52:40 I heard you're
00:52:42 Yeah. Travel a little bit,
00:52:47 So where are you going?
00:52:49 India and China and Baltimore.
00:52:56 You know when
00:52:58 Oh. I got this flyer
00:53:01 It says, uh, class of '72
00:53:04 Yeah, I got one of those too.
00:53:06 Why don't you come?
00:53:08 The drinks at
00:53:10 I know, Gerry. I was being ironical.
00:53:18 How about a drink right now?
00:53:22 Yeah. It's a good idea.
00:53:25 Come on. This one's on me.
00:53:30 I got the winner right here, pal.
00:53:32 Yes, sir, this is the one.
00:53:35 This is my ticket to paradise.
00:53:38 Do you know what the odds
00:53:40 - What? Four to one?
00:53:43 I still have a shot, you know?
00:53:45 Yes, just about as big chance
00:53:50 It's a possibility too. I mean,
00:55:19 Will!
00:55:40 Will?
00:56:46 He's not there.
00:57:04 % I'll fake it
00:57:08 Sean, if the professor
00:57:11 just tell him sorry,
00:57:16 Will.
00:57:19 Son of a bitch. He stole my line.
00:57:26 % To take its toll
00:57:32 % Of nothin' to do %
00:57:36 % Do you miss me %
00:57:39 % Miss misery %
00:57:43 % Like you say you do %
00:57:48 % I know you'd rather
00:57:52 % Than to see me %
00:57:55 % The way %
00:57:57 % That I am, when I am %
00:58:00 % In the life anyway %
00:58:04 % Next door TV's
00:58:11 % Frames on the wall %
00:58:14 % It's a comedy %
00:58:17 % Of errors, you see %
00:58:20 % It's about takin' a fall %
00:58:27 % To vanish into %
00:58:30 % Oblivion %
00:58:33 % It's easy to do %
00:58:36 % And I try to be %
00:58:39 % But you know me I come back %
00:58:43 % When you want me to %
00:58:47 % Do you miss me %
00:58:51 % Miss misery %
00:58:54 % like you say you do %
00:59:12 % Gonna find my baby
00:59:16 % Gonna grab
00:59:19 % My motto's always been
00:59:22 % Why wait until the middle
00:59:25 % When everything's a little
00:59:32 % And we know the night is
00:59:38 % Thinkin' of you
00:59:41 % Lookin' forward to
00:59:44 % Rubbin' sticks and stones
00:59:47 % And the thought of rubbin' you
00:59:50 % Skyrockets in flight %
00:59:53 % Afternoon delight %
00:59:58 % Afternoon delight %
01:00:04 % Afternoon delight %
01:00:10 % Started out this mornin'
01:00:13 % I always thought a fish
01:00:17 % But you got some bait a-waitin'
01:00:20 % Like nibblin' a little
01:00:23 % Skyrockets in flight %
01:00:27 % Afternoon delight %
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01:00:47 % Be waitin' for me, baby
01:00:54 % We can make a lot of lovin'
01:01:00 % Thinkin' of you
01:01:03 % Lookin' forward to
01:01:06 % Rubbin' sticks and stones
01:01:09 % And the thought of rubbin' you
01:01:12 % Skyrockets in flight %
01:01:15 % Afternoon delight %
01:01:20 % Afternoon delight %
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