Goonies The
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Lunchtime! |
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The longer you animals bark, |
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Come on, move it out. |
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Hey, turkey! |
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"You schmuck. Do you think |
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Kill myself? |
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Come on! |
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Here he comes. |
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Francis, the lock. |
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Let go of the handle. |
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I don't have the handle! Open it! |
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Jake, up! |
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Come on, move! Get on! |
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Thanks, Mama. |
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Okay, you guys. |
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Okay, let's go. |
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Come on. Put your arms up. |
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Smile. Good, we got it! |
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Turn that TV off. |
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Yeah, right, Dad. |
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Is the water going down, son? |
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- Nope. |
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Wow, a police chase! |
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Oh, shit! |
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What are we doing here? |
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Trust in your mother, boys. |
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Throw her into four-wheel drive |
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Bummer! |
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Nothing exciting ever happens |
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Who needs the Goon Docks? |
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Who needs this house? |
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Really? |
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No, I was just trying to delate |
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Dictate myself. |
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That's delude yourself, dummy. |
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That's what I said. |
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Thanks, Brand. |
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I know how you feel, wimp. |
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I'm sure gonna miss this place too. |
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Adopted wuss. |
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I'm no adopted wuss! |
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I'll kill you, Brand! |
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It's Mouth. |
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Hey, Mikey. |
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Yo, Mikey. |
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Hey, Mikey, seen Adrienne? |
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- What's going down? |
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You got it. What's going down, guys? |
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What's the matter with you guys? |
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What's the matter? What is this? |
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Come on, guys. |
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This is our last weekend together. |
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Last Goonie weekend. |
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We gotta be going out in style. |
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Cruising the coast, |
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...downing the brews, but no! |
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The one older brother had to go |
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Flunking your driver's test? |
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You guys, let me in! |
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Jerk alert. |
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It's Chunk. |
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I just saw the most amazing thing |
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First, do the Truffle Shuffle. |
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Come on! |
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Do it. |
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Come on! |
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Do it! |
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Cut it out, Mouth. |
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Get out. |
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You guys won't believe me. |
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You turd! |
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- Flunked your driver's test. |
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Listen, you'll never believe me. |
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They were chasing this four-wheel |
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Bullets flying everywhere. It was |
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More amazing than when |
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More amazing than when you saved |
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More amazing than when you ate your |
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Okay, Michael Jackson didn't come to |
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But his sister did. |
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Okay, Data, don't mess this one up. |
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Prepare for the Wings of Flight. |
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- Open the door! |
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The screen door! |
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Hey! I bet you guys thought I |
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I know you'd expect that from Chunk. |
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- You idiot! |
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Look, it's not broken. |
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- Oh, my God! |
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- That's my mom's most favorite piece! |
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Oh, my God. |
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- You wouldn't be here if it wasn't. |
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Shut up, Mouth. |
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- Any of you guys ever hear of Detroit? |
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Certainly. It's where Motown started. |
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Also got the country's |
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That's where we move to when we |
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Shut up. It'll never |
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Yeah, sure he will. |
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If he gets his next 400 paychecks |
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That's wrong, Brand. |
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- Oh, hi, Mom. |
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Hi, hi! |
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I see Data dropped by. |
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Hi, Mrs. Walsh. How are you? |
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Boys, this is Rosalita. |
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She'll help with the packing until |
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Boys, Rosalita doesn't speak a word |
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...and I know some of you took |
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Well, Mrs. Walsh, I speak |
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If it's any help to you, I'd be glad |
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You're a lifesaver, Clark. |
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Certainly, Mrs. Walsh. |
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Mikey, no more potato chips. |
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It's Brand, Ma. |
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What? |
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I wonder if she'll notice. |
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That's what I said! |
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Of course. She notices everything. |
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Pants and shirts are in the second. |
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Just throw them all into boxes. |
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Can you translate that? |
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- Certainly, Mrs. Walsh. |
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Look. How's that? |
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You idiot! |
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If God meant it that way, |
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Looks fine to me. |
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Rosalita, this is the attic. |
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That's why it's always open. |
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This is my supply closet. You'll |
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I'd like the house clean |
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Clark, can you translate? |
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Okay, Rosie? You're gonna be |
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Come on, Clark, we've got more to do. |
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You're so fluent in Spanish. |
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"Nice" is my middle name. |
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I'm taking Rosalita |
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I'll be back in about an hour. |
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Mikey, stay inside. Brand, if he has |
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He should be in a plastic bubble. |
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I'm serious. That's not funny. |
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He takes one step outside, and you |
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Shit, Ma. |
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I don't like that language, |
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- And you, Data... |
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- Use the back door from now on. |
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What is that? |
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Oh, shit. What? |
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What is that? |
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That is a mess. |
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- Oh, yeah. Sure! |
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One hour and I'll be back. |
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- Bye, Mrs. Walsh. |
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You want a breathing problem? |
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What'll happen to the stuff |
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My dad's giving it back |
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...or the new assistant curly... |
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- Curator. |
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Maybe there's stuff up there for us |
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Maybe there's some rich stuff! |
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No! It's my dad's responsibility, |
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The museum's probably got a list. |
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Listen to me! That's his stuff! |
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Look at this. I didn't know Dad |
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- Great! Look at that! Neat! |
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Come on, guys! |
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My dad doesn't want you up here. |
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You heard what my mom said |
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I cannot believe you actually have |
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You guys, my mom said... |
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Guys, stop. Put down |
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This is great. We only have Hanukkah |
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I don't care what you have in your... |
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Okay, you saw it, now let's go. |
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Come on, Mikey. It's cool! |
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I got you right where I want you! |
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It's dusty, my hay fever's acting up |
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Mikey! |
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Come here and make me feel |
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Come on, give me a nice, wet, |
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I gotcha! Get out from there, |
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You're ruining my joke. |
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- Hey, Mikey? |
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What is all this stuff? |
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The museum did some... |
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- Right there. |
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- Retrospective. |
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It was about the history of Astoria, |
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Kind of like us, the Goonies. |
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I'm not a reject. |
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Take that off. |
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- You know how this works? |
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Laser beams! |
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Mouth, when you drop something, |
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What's this? |
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Wait a second. |
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Chunk! |
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I didn't touch it. |
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I know. Get over here. |
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Hold this. |
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Why me, Mike? |
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Thanks for taking us up here. |
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...and it's got this thing... |
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What are you doing? |
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Mike found a map. |
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And look. That says "1632." |
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Is that a year? |
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No. It's your top score |
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Yes, it's a year. |
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What's all that Spanish junk |
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Mouth, you said you can translate. |
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Yeah, translate it. |
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"Ye intruders beware. |
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Crushing death and grief... |
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...soaked with blood |
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This map is old news. |
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Everybody went looking for that |
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Haven't you heard of him? |
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The pirate guy. One-Eyed Willy. |
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One-Eyed Willy! |
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The most famous pirate in his time. |
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Dad'll do anything |
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No! See, One-Eyed Willy |
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And it was full of rubies |
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And diamonds? |
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And diamonds. Then he loaded it |
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...and sailed away into the sunset. |
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Until the British king found out |
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...and sent out his whole armada |
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It took them a couple of weeks |
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Then there was a whole big war... |
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...between the armada |
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During the firefight, there were... |
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...guns and cannons bursting |
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Then Willy fled, because he knew |
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And then he got into this cave... |
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...and the British blew up |
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He got caved in, |
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- Forever? |
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And ever? |
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Trapped. |
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You sound as corny as Dad does. |
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My dad tells the truth. |
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He said One-Eyed Willy and his bunch |
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They were digging tunnels and caves. |
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- Setting booty traps. |
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Setting booby traps so anybody who |
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Then he killed all his men. |
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- Why? |
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So they wouldn't get his treasure. |
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Wait a minute. |
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If he killed all his men, |
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My dad said one of the guys must |
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- Hey, Mikey, I believe you. |
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What did you break this time, Chunk? |
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Hey, you guys, look at this. |
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You ever hear of this guy? |
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Chester Copperpot. |
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"Chester Copperpot, missing while |
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Reclusive scavenger claims, |
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...to One-Eyed Willy.'" |
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Wow, do you guys realize |
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Nobody ever found nothing. |
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...when it could be in some |
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Right. If Chester Copperpot didn't |
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But what if? You guys... |
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...what if this map can lead |
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We wouldn't have to leave |
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Come on, Mike. |
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I don't want to go on any more |
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Where are you going? |
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1632. |
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Jerk alert. |
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Can I help you? |
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Hello, little guys. |
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We know Troy, he's a cheap guy. |
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My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins. |
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Is your mommy here? |
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No, she's down at the market buying |
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Papers. |
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Well, you can give these papers to |
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We'll be by to pick them up |
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- Thank you. |
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- What is that? |
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But what is it? |
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I told you it was Dad's business. |
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Look at them smiling. |
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They can't wait till tomorrow |
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Trash the Goon Docks. |
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I hope they make our house |
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And never get their balls out. |
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You know, I think they made me |
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Come on, before you catch a real cold. |
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You're sure of yourself. |
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The foreclosure is a definite. |
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Oh, God, am I depressed. |
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If I found One-Eyed Willy's rich |
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Then he could sleep at night... |
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...instead of sitting up |
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- Me too. |
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Forget any adventures, limp lungs. |
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If I let you out, Mom will ground |
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You're dreaming, dude. No way. |
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Her mom has to drive, and then you |
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- Shut up, Mouth. |
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Shut up, Data. |
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Jesus! |
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What'll we do about that country club? |
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If we don't do something... |
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...there'll be a golf course |
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Brand, how far can you stretch that? |
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It's not that hard. |
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Get off me, Chunk. |
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- Get off me! |
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What are you doing? |
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It took his 376 lawn mowing jobs |
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It's his favorite thing in the world. |
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Now it's his flattest. |
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I'll hit you so hard, when you wake |
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Mom. You've got to let me |
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Can't you learn how to exercise |
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Look! You're hyperventrilicating. |
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Mom! |
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What's wrong with you people? |
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Rosalita, come here. |
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You gotta let me out of here. |
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Rosalita, come here. |
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- Hi, Mikey. |
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Hey, wait for me! |
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If you don't bring your brother home, |
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That's hara-kiri, Ma. |
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- That's exactly what I said. |
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My new tires! |
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I'm gonna kill... |
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- My bike! My bike! |
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He's got my bike! I want my bike! |
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Gold Rock Beach is around |
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I have a feeling about this. |
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Every time you have feeling, |
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You're the one who always gets us |
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I'm James Bond, 007, not 00-Negative. |
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I'm hungry. When my stomach growls, |
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Shut up, Chunk! |
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You made me go up this big |
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I'll be late for dinner, |
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She's not gonna let me eat dinner, |
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Anybody got a candy bar? |
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I can't believe it. That's it. |
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Those three rocks out there. |
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Troy! You touch that mirror again, |
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There's Brand. |
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Like the bike. |
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What is he doing? |
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No wonder he can't get a license. |
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Oh, no. |
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Brand, can we give you |
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No. Thanks anyway. |
00:26:46 |
Walsh, let us give you a little ride. |
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Hold on. Here we go! |
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- Troy! |
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Oh, no. |
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Let go of my hand! |
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Oh, my God! |
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So long, sucker! |
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- Forget it! |
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- This better be it, Mikey. |
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Guys? |
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I think I have a match. |
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The lighthouse, the rock and |
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That must mean the rich stuff |
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Wait a second. |
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Mouth, I need you to translate. |
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- Right here. |
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- What's that? |
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A hundred. |
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"Stretching feet... |
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...to nearest northern point." |
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- Which way is north? |
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That's it! |
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- That's north. |
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One, two, three, four, |
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...six, seven, eight, nine... |
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Wait a minute. Somebody's there. |
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Sixty and another 40 is an even 100. |
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Right to the restaurant. |
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I don't know about it, Mikey. |
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It's getting late. |
00:28:56 |
That's a summer place. |
00:29:00 |
There's nothing to be scared of. |
00:29:05 |
What if they're not customers? |
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Drug dealers? |
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Did you see their clothes? Drug |
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Mikey, Mikey! |
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Not the kind you hear in movies, |
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Turn off your brain. |
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Yeah, a pot! |
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Are you sure, Mikey? |
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If it's not the pots, |
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They're gonna kill us! |
00:29:46 |
Chunk, shut up! |
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Soda pop! Boy, am I thirsty! |
00:30:02 |
Damn it! |
00:30:03 |
What's that? |
00:30:05 |
Come on, hurry up! Hurry up! |
00:30:09 |
The cook is carrying something |
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Yeah, food. |
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Don't let them see us. |
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ORV. |
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Bullet holes. |
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Bullet holes?! |
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Shut up, Chunk. |
00:30:44 |
This is a summer restaurant? I bet |
00:30:48 |
How long you boys been at that window? |
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Long enough to see you need about |
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How am I supposed to create |
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Jake, these boys are customers. |
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Boys... |
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...make yourselves comfortable, huh? |
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She's gonna cook you something. |
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What do you want? |
00:31:40 |
- Lots of water. |
00:31:43 |
Four waters. Is that all? |
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No. |
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I want veal scallopini. |
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I want a good fettucini Alfredo. |
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A bottle of fettucine, 1981. |
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The only thing we serve is tongue. |
00:32:06 |
You boys like tongue? |
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That's all? |
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Sit down! |
00:32:23 |
Are you all right, Chunk? |
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Hey, guys. |
00:32:28 |
What happened to the two guys |
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- What happened to them? |
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You guys, if we don't |
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...there's gonna be |
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Out in the garage, ORV, |
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...bullet holes the size of matzo ba... |
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Chunk, I'm starting to O.D. |
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Here's your water. |
00:32:56 |
- Thank you, sir. |
00:32:59 |
I mean "ma'am." |
00:33:00 |
This is supposed to be water? |
00:33:02 |
It's wet, isn't it? Drink it! |
00:33:04 |
Where's the men's room, please? |
00:33:06 |
- Can't you hold it? |
00:33:08 |
Mikey, this ain't the kind of place |
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Why not? |
00:33:14 |
Because they might have |
00:33:17 |
- But I gotta go to the bathroom. |
00:33:20 |
Hey, Mikey, gotta go to the bathroom? |
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- Killer dead things. Big. Please. |
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- Downstairs, first door on the right. |
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- Stay to the right! |
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Stay to the right! |
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I know it's to the right, thank you. |
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I know you're down here, |
00:33:46 |
I can feel it, One-Eyed Willy. |
00:33:52 |
Oh, man, that stinks. |
00:33:58 |
What the hell is that? |
00:34:18 |
You're ruining it! |
00:34:22 |
Look at the feast I made you. |
00:34:24 |
Have some. You'll get something. |
00:34:29 |
You don't leave me any choice! |
00:34:33 |
You're just like Mom and Francis. |
00:35:26 |
Why can't you stay at home? |
00:35:30 |
Let's get out of here! |
00:35:33 |
Get out of here! |
00:35:36 |
And stay out! |
00:35:46 |
Kids suck. |
00:35:50 |
I swear on my life, they've got it. |
00:35:53 |
An It! A giant It! |
00:35:56 |
It came into the light |
00:36:01 |
Like your brain, right? |
00:36:03 |
Hey, look at that. |
00:36:05 |
- Ma, why'd you have to shoot him? |
00:36:08 |
We could've taken him to the side |
00:36:12 |
- Bring him over here, Francis. |
00:36:16 |
I'm wondering, what is in the bag? |
00:36:19 |
Restaurant trash. Yeah. |
00:36:21 |
You sure? That big? That much? |
00:36:23 |
There were bullet holes |
00:36:27 |
Mikey, come on, |
00:36:30 |
- It's dinnertime. Let's go home. |
00:36:35 |
In a couple more hours |
00:36:38 |
Come on, guys, this is our time. |
00:36:41 |
Our last chance to see |
00:36:47 |
We've got to. |
00:36:50 |
Get down, guys. Get down. |
00:36:56 |
Oh, shit! |
00:36:58 |
You guys scared me! |
00:37:02 |
- You look better from behind, Mouth. |
00:37:06 |
How did you get here? |
00:37:08 |
We followed you guys. |
00:37:12 |
- Sorry about your face. |
00:37:16 |
- I'm kidding. |
00:37:19 |
Tilting the mirror |
00:37:22 |
- So I elbowed his lip. |
00:37:27 |
- It's locked. |
00:37:29 |
Wait a minute! |
00:37:31 |
You know, I got some naked pictures |
00:37:35 |
- Want to buy them? |
00:37:37 |
Real cheap. |
00:37:42 |
Thanks, Chunk. |
00:37:46 |
- Wait here. I'll get my brother. |
00:37:49 |
- Just don't leave, all right? |
00:37:56 |
Shut up! We got to get |
00:38:00 |
Lowest point, nothing. |
00:38:04 |
Oh, my God! |
00:38:08 |
- No, Brandon. |
00:38:18 |
- Oh, my God. |
00:38:21 |
It jumped out from the bushes. |
00:38:24 |
Please? What if we find something? |
00:38:28 |
Come on, Mikey, we're going now. |
00:38:30 |
- Brand, give them a few minutes. |
00:38:34 |
As long as you stay here with me. |
00:38:38 |
- She knows what she's talking about. |
00:38:54 |
Chunk, I hope that was your stomach. |
00:38:58 |
That's the It. |
00:39:00 |
Sounds like Kong. |
00:39:03 |
Part of it's human. |
00:39:05 |
Come on. Want to see it? |
00:39:08 |
Don't worry. |
00:39:28 |
- I don't want to go. |
00:39:31 |
- Why not? It's chained. |
00:39:33 |
- Yeah, I wanted to go. |
00:39:37 |
I don't want to see it. |
00:39:57 |
- Shame, shame! |
00:40:00 |
Come on, Brand, slip her the tongue. |
00:40:03 |
That's disgusting. |
00:40:06 |
Get me up, guys! |
00:40:09 |
One, two, three. |
00:40:12 |
- Thanks. |
00:40:13 |
Can't you smell it, guys? |
00:40:18 |
We're walking right above... |
00:40:21 |
I'm gonna build one like this one. |
00:40:23 |
Water. |
00:40:26 |
- Come on, we can do it. |
00:40:29 |
Right about here must've been when we |
00:40:34 |
What are you two talking |
00:40:38 |
What the hell are you doing? |
00:40:41 |
What are you doing? Give me that. |
00:40:44 |
There's nothing buried there. |
00:40:47 |
- The map says there is. |
00:40:51 |
Lookit! I got an idea. |
00:40:53 |
Let's put chocolate all over the floor |
00:40:57 |
Okay, Mouth, that's all I can stand. |
00:41:00 |
And I can't stand no more! |
00:41:06 |
- I don't got it. |
00:41:09 |
Hope it's not a deposit bottle. |
00:41:10 |
This is ridiculous. |
00:41:12 |
I feel like I'm babysitting, |
00:41:16 |
- Listen to that. |
00:41:22 |
Sounds like my grandfather |
00:41:26 |
No, it's deep. |
00:41:27 |
Like there's a hole |
00:41:32 |
Get out of the way. |
00:41:34 |
Brand is being so sweet. |
00:41:38 |
You're in the clouds, |
00:41:45 |
I told you! |
00:41:48 |
Told you! I told you! |
00:41:52 |
I can feel the air. |
00:41:55 |
It might be a treasure or something. |
00:42:01 |
Hey, this is working, guys. |
00:42:05 |
- Brand, careful! |
00:42:08 |
I told you there was a passageway. |
00:42:10 |
- It's the start of the tunnel. |
00:42:25 |
$50 bill. |
00:42:26 |
$50 bill. $50 bill? |
00:42:29 |
Did he say, "$50 bill"? |
00:42:31 |
$50 bills! |
00:42:35 |
We have money to save the Goon Docks! |
00:42:45 |
Quiet! |
00:42:47 |
They're fake. They're bogus. |
00:42:50 |
I knew these people |
00:42:53 |
You get 25 years for counterfeiting! |
00:42:56 |
- I recognize these people. |
00:42:59 |
- He was upstairs! |
00:43:02 |
You guys never listen to me. |
00:43:04 |
I said there would be trouble, |
00:43:07 |
You guys are crazy. |
00:43:11 |
There's a funny farm |
00:43:14 |
But I'm getting out of here. But... |
00:43:18 |
I smell ice cream. |
00:43:23 |
They got Swenson's. |
00:43:25 |
They got Pralines and Cream. |
00:43:29 |
And they got Chocolate Eruption! |
00:43:31 |
And they got apple! |
00:43:34 |
And they got grape! |
00:43:35 |
They got grape and Super-Duper |
00:43:39 |
What, what? |
00:43:52 |
It's a stiff! |
00:43:57 |
The door! |
00:44:13 |
- Somebody's been here. Door's open. |
00:44:16 |
- I'm gonna leave the lights on. |
00:44:24 |
Pizza. |
00:44:26 |
Pepperoni. |
00:44:29 |
- Ma, he's eating my pepperoni again. |
00:44:35 |
Let's kill each other |
00:44:37 |
Put that gun away now! |
00:44:40 |
You always take his side. |
00:44:42 |
That's right. |
00:44:48 |
Put him back. |
00:44:56 |
- Okay, close the door. |
00:45:01 |
Mikey? Mikey, come on. |
00:45:05 |
The fireplace is the only way out. |
00:45:07 |
- You guys will never get out that way. |
00:45:14 |
It all starts here. |
00:45:24 |
Guys, I'm stuck with the stiff! |
00:45:28 |
Stay. Stay. |
00:45:31 |
Guys, come here! |
00:45:34 |
- Come on, let's go. |
00:45:39 |
- Half the pepperoni was mine. |
00:45:42 |
Help! Help! Help! Guys! |
00:45:46 |
- Come on, you idiots! |
00:45:50 |
- I'll make sure it's safe. |
00:45:53 |
- Safe. |
00:45:55 |
Hurry up! |
00:46:00 |
I'm not kidding! Look in the window! |
00:46:11 |
I'll show you that piece that... |
00:46:13 |
He says that all the time. |
00:46:15 |
- I can't find Chunk. |
00:46:20 |
- Where's Chunk? |
00:46:23 |
- Look at this piece over here. |
00:46:26 |
Ma, I don't want him to touch it. |
00:46:30 |
- You worked one. |
00:46:33 |
Someone's been here. The cooler's |
00:46:37 |
- It could've been a tremor, Ma. |
00:46:42 |
I'll go check the brother. |
00:46:44 |
If he broke his chains, I'm not |
00:46:48 |
- Ma, just don't upset yourself. |
00:46:53 |
Gesundheit. |
00:46:58 |
I'm cold. |
00:47:02 |
Chunk. Chunk, come here. |
00:47:06 |
What are you doing down there? |
00:47:12 |
Go get the police. |
00:47:13 |
We're in serious shit here. |
00:47:17 |
Don't worry, I can do it. |
00:47:19 |
Go, get out of here. |
00:47:25 |
Watch it... Oh, the window. |
00:47:31 |
- Did you see him, guys? |
00:47:33 |
- He went to get the police. |
00:47:36 |
He's getting the police. Move! |
00:47:39 |
See, Ma? |
00:47:41 |
I knew he couldn't break them chains. |
00:47:44 |
Get the body. |
00:47:47 |
We've been walking forever. |
00:47:50 |
Mouth, you stepped on my foot. |
00:47:52 |
Now I dropped my glasses. |
00:47:55 |
Oh, my God. |
00:47:56 |
- I found your glasses. Sorry. |
00:47:59 |
You broke my glasses! |
00:48:01 |
Listen, I'm the oldest, |
00:48:05 |
Data, do you have a light? |
00:48:07 |
I said I was in charge. |
00:48:12 |
Sure, guys. Back up, back up. |
00:48:16 |
Bully Blinders! |
00:48:19 |
- All right, Data... Ow! |
00:48:22 |
One day I was walking home with it, |
00:48:27 |
Who is that? Oh, Stef, that's you. |
00:48:31 |
Come on, turn it off. |
00:48:33 |
Oh, Data. The only problem is |
00:48:38 |
There's a light up ahead. Maybe we |
00:48:43 |
I'm not afraid of the dark. |
00:48:47 |
But I hate nature. I hate nature! |
00:48:51 |
Wait a sec! Hold it! |
00:48:53 |
Stop! I'm just a kid! |
00:48:59 |
- What seems to be the problem? |
00:49:02 |
My friends and I had |
00:49:05 |
You might've heard of them, the |
00:49:09 |
Could you take me to the sheriff? |
00:49:38 |
Will you... |
00:49:42 |
What the hell? He's only a kid. |
00:49:48 |
- Does it work, guys? |
00:49:52 |
I can't see. Mouth, your father's |
00:49:57 |
These look like water pipes, guys. |
00:50:00 |
Gas pipes. |
00:50:02 |
Drainage. Maybe... Wait a minute. |
00:50:06 |
These pipes must lead to a building |
00:50:11 |
So maybe if we bang on them hard |
00:50:51 |
How are you, Duke? |
00:50:52 |
- Hey, Gene, how are you? |
00:51:26 |
Reverse pressure! |
00:51:35 |
Daddy! |
00:51:36 |
- Let's... |
00:51:37 |
- Here! |
00:51:42 |
Go, go, go! |
00:52:02 |
First, we start with |
00:52:04 |
Then the plump little hands. |
00:52:07 |
Then the fleshy arms. |
00:52:11 |
Now, tell me where your friends are. |
00:52:14 |
In the fireplace. |
00:52:15 |
Don't lie to me! |
00:52:16 |
Honestly. We found a map |
00:52:20 |
...that said there was |
00:52:23 |
Don't give us none of |
00:52:27 |
Spill your guts. Tell us everything. |
00:52:30 |
Everything? |
00:52:32 |
Everything. |
00:52:34 |
Okay, I'll talk. |
00:52:37 |
In 3rd grade, |
00:52:41 |
In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's |
00:52:44 |
...when I played Moses |
00:52:47 |
In 5th grade, I knocked my sister |
00:52:53 |
Wait, I can't see a thing. |
00:52:57 |
Oh, brother. |
00:52:58 |
Look, a lantern. Somebody must |
00:53:02 |
- Maybe they're still here. |
00:53:04 |
Look at these cigarettes. |
00:53:11 |
Ten minutes ago, Troy was looking down |
00:53:16 |
If I'd been smart, |
00:53:18 |
- Listen to her. |
00:53:21 |
- Andy, it's okay. |
00:53:28 |
I should've let him look at my body. |
00:53:32 |
You've got a great body. |
00:53:34 |
How many years do I have before I |
00:53:38 |
Before I look like him? |
00:53:44 |
Then my mom sent me |
00:53:49 |
Then, once during lunch, I got nuts |
00:53:52 |
...and they kicked me out! |
00:53:57 |
- Look at him. |
00:54:02 |
This is one of your tricks, |
00:54:07 |
You must be really hiding something |
00:54:11 |
- There's nothing to worry about. |
00:54:15 |
Don't be afraid. |
00:54:19 |
He's dead for sure. |
00:54:23 |
- Chester who? |
00:54:25 |
Don't you remember from the attic? |
00:54:28 |
The last guy to look |
00:54:31 |
...he went in, |
00:54:34 |
That was back in 1935. |
00:54:36 |
Oh, God. If he didn't make it out |
00:54:41 |
How will we get out? |
00:54:43 |
- Don't worry about it. Calm down. |
00:54:45 |
- I'm positive. |
00:54:48 |
We can't be sure it's him. |
00:54:50 |
I know it's him. |
00:54:52 |
I bet his I.D. Is in his wallet. |
00:54:57 |
Lou Gehrig? |
00:54:59 |
- You get it, Mikey! |
00:55:09 |
It is Chester Copperpot. |
00:55:12 |
- Oh, God. Come on. |
00:55:15 |
We're gonna get killed too. |
00:55:17 |
Hey, look at this. |
00:55:19 |
Candles. |
00:55:23 |
- They're gonna kill us. We're dead. |
00:55:27 |
- I'm setting booty traps. |
00:55:30 |
That's what I said. I'll set booby |
00:55:34 |
...like the Fratellis. |
00:55:36 |
- Okay, hurry up. |
00:55:38 |
- Where you going? |
00:55:40 |
- You mean booby traps. |
00:55:44 |
God, these guys... |
00:55:49 |
Guys, look. It looks like a skeleton |
00:55:54 |
Give me that. Give me this thing. |
00:56:03 |
Oh, God! There's no way out of here. |
00:56:06 |
No, don't, don't, don't, Brandon. |
00:56:10 |
Hey, guys, now that we've got... |
00:56:16 |
Look at this. See what I found? |
00:56:30 |
Guys, freeze. Don't move. |
00:56:32 |
Don't move. You guys, |
00:56:35 |
- What? |
00:56:41 |
Run, you guys, run! |
00:56:48 |
Holy shit! |
00:57:15 |
Man, that was close. |
00:57:17 |
Wait, listen. Sounds like |
00:57:29 |
Shut up and listen. |
00:57:30 |
- Maybe it's a way out. |
00:57:32 |
- Or Chunk got the police. |
00:57:41 |
God put that rock there for a purpose. |
00:57:44 |
I'm not so sure you should |
00:57:49 |
Hello? |
00:57:54 |
Bats! |
00:58:03 |
Save me! They're in my hair. |
00:58:05 |
Help! Rabies! Rabies! |
00:58:09 |
Rabies! We're gonna get rabies! |
00:58:13 |
But the worst thing I ever done, |
00:58:18 |
...and I went to this movie theater, |
00:58:23 |
...climbed up to the balcony... |
00:58:26 |
...and then I made a noise like this... |
00:58:38 |
And then I dumped it over the side... |
00:58:41 |
...on all the people |
00:58:44 |
Then this was horrible. |
00:58:46 |
All the people started getting sick |
00:58:51 |
I never felt so bad in my entire life. |
00:58:54 |
I'm beginning to like him, Ma. |
00:58:56 |
Hit puree. |
00:58:58 |
No, I'm too young! |
00:59:00 |
No! I want to play the violin! |
00:59:03 |
- Not my hand! |
00:59:06 |
Do I get the truth, |
00:59:11 |
- What was that noise? |
00:59:14 |
The kid's not kidding, Ma. |
00:59:19 |
Watch your hair! |
00:59:23 |
Watch your veins, Ma! |
00:59:25 |
Hey, Mikey, if you can hear me, run! |
00:59:29 |
Run! They're coming after you! |
00:59:32 |
Hey, if we keep going this |
00:59:36 |
Maybe I can go see |
00:59:41 |
This could get dangerous, Andy. |
00:59:43 |
- You might want to hold my hand. |
00:59:47 |
- Oh, wow! |
00:59:50 |
- That's beautiful. |
01:00:21 |
- Wow! It's a giant piggy bank! |
01:00:25 |
We found it! |
01:00:26 |
- Gold and silver all over the place! |
01:00:30 |
Hold the lantern. |
01:00:32 |
Coins! Rich stuff. |
01:00:34 |
What year was the map made? |
01:00:36 |
I don't know. |
01:00:37 |
Probably a couple hundred years |
01:00:43 |
George Washington. |
01:00:45 |
- Martin Sheen. |
01:00:50 |
Well, same difference! I mean, |
01:00:53 |
That's smart. I'm glad |
01:00:56 |
- At least I have a brain! |
01:01:00 |
- Oh, yeah? |
01:01:02 |
Shut up! Wait a minute. |
01:01:05 |
This isn't gold. This is |
01:01:08 |
Hey, it must be the old |
01:01:11 |
I used to believe when you threw |
01:01:16 |
- I'll take two of your coins. |
01:01:19 |
- Wait, wait, wait, you can't do this. |
01:01:24 |
Because these are |
01:01:27 |
They're somebody else's dreams. |
01:01:31 |
Yeah, but you know what? |
01:01:34 |
This one, this one right here... |
01:01:37 |
...this was my dream, my wish. |
01:01:40 |
And it didn't come true. |
01:01:44 |
I'm taking them all back. |
01:01:50 |
Come on, One-Eyed Willy, what does |
01:01:53 |
Is this another one of your tricks? |
01:01:56 |
Maybe we should keep him alive |
01:01:59 |
Good idea, Jake. Put him in |
01:02:03 |
Okay, Ma. |
01:02:05 |
Come on, kid. |
01:02:08 |
- You dropped something. |
01:02:14 |
- Shit! |
01:02:16 |
It has to do with the treasure. |
01:02:18 |
Jake, look at the date on it. |
01:02:21 |
This is an authentic doubloon. |
01:02:23 |
Give it to me. |
01:02:25 |
I told you so. |
01:02:27 |
See, you guys? You never believed me. |
01:02:37 |
Troy, how far you got with Andy? |
01:02:40 |
All the way, buddy? |
01:02:42 |
You guys are so immature. Grow up. |
01:02:44 |
- Come on, tell us. |
01:02:47 |
Put it this way: |
01:02:50 |
And I stress "yet." |
01:02:56 |
What the hell? |
01:02:57 |
- What'd you wish for? |
01:03:05 |
Hey, who's down there? |
01:03:08 |
Hey, guys, it's Troy! |
01:03:12 |
Sounds like Andy. |
01:03:13 |
Andy! |
01:03:16 |
Is that you? |
01:03:17 |
Yeah, it's me. We're stuck down here. |
01:03:21 |
What the hell are you doing |
01:03:24 |
Don't ask stupid questions! We're |
01:03:30 |
See, guys? Wishes do come true. |
01:03:34 |
All right, my hearties, follow me! |
01:03:43 |
Don't worry. I brought you more food. |
01:03:45 |
Why are you locking me in here? |
01:03:47 |
- You're not too tight. |
01:03:50 |
If you get out, I'll break your legs. |
01:03:52 |
What are you doing? |
01:03:55 |
If you sit too close to the TV, |
01:03:59 |
Jake, leave him alone! |
01:04:07 |
Come on! Let me out. |
01:04:17 |
Hi, sir. My name's Lawrence. |
01:04:22 |
Sometimes people call me Chunk. |
01:04:35 |
Help! Let me out of here! |
01:04:37 |
Who knows what we'll find. |
01:04:39 |
Okay, let's go. |
01:04:40 |
Whoa, look at this. |
01:04:44 |
Jake, you first. |
01:04:46 |
I ain't gonna go first. |
01:04:48 |
- Go! |
01:04:51 |
Troy, throw the bucket down. |
01:04:54 |
Hey, you guys, I'm the smallest. |
01:04:57 |
Get out! I'm the oldest, so I call |
01:05:02 |
Chester Copperpot. |
01:05:04 |
Chester Copperpot. |
01:05:06 |
Chester Copperpot! |
01:05:09 |
Don't you see? |
01:05:11 |
Don't you realize? He was a pro! |
01:05:15 |
Look how far we've come. |
01:05:18 |
Chance at what, Mikey? |
01:05:21 |
Look, if we keep going, someone's |
01:05:27 |
We've got to get the police. |
01:05:28 |
Maybe Chunk got the police. |
01:05:30 |
Maybe Chunk is dead. |
01:05:32 |
Don't say that. Never say that. |
01:05:37 |
I'm not a Goonie. I want to go home. |
01:05:43 |
I forgot. But still! |
01:05:46 |
Don't you realize? |
01:05:51 |
...it'll be over another town. |
01:05:55 |
The next time we take a test... |
01:05:58 |
...it'll be in some other school. |
01:06:03 |
Our parents, they want |
01:06:08 |
Now they got to do |
01:06:10 |
Because it's their time. Their time! |
01:06:14 |
Up there. |
01:06:16 |
Down here it's our time. |
01:06:21 |
That's all over the second |
01:07:07 |
Andy! |
01:07:09 |
You Goonie! |
01:07:12 |
Spread it around. |
01:07:15 |
You try to make your frosting |
01:07:18 |
Chocolate. |
01:07:21 |
Chocolate. |
01:07:26 |
Want a candy bar? |
01:07:29 |
Sir? |
01:07:33 |
Ruth, Ruth, Ruth, Baby Ruth. |
01:07:38 |
I'm gonna throw it to you. |
01:07:49 |
I'm sorry, sir! |
01:07:53 |
Oh, I'm sorry! |
01:07:55 |
I'm really sorry. |
01:08:19 |
Jeez, mister, you're even hungrier |
01:08:27 |
Booby traps. It's only booby traps. |
01:08:30 |
Freaking kids. |
01:08:39 |
- Kids must've cleaned him out. |
01:08:43 |
Stupid. |
01:08:48 |
Follow them size fives. |
01:08:52 |
Sloth. |
01:08:55 |
Chunk. |
01:08:57 |
Sloth. |
01:09:00 |
Chunk. |
01:09:42 |
Man, you smell like Phys. Ed. |
01:09:47 |
Mouth, hold this. Translate this. |
01:09:52 |
"Copper bones. |
01:09:55 |
Westward foams. |
01:09:59 |
Triple stones." |
01:10:01 |
This must be copper bones. |
01:10:06 |
Oh, sorry. |
01:10:13 |
Wow. Look at that. |
01:10:17 |
Triple stones! |
01:10:19 |
We got you, One-Eyed Willy. |
01:10:23 |
Why couldn't I have had a sister? |
01:10:25 |
A little sister instead |
01:10:32 |
No, that's too big. |
01:10:34 |
- You guys are crazy. |
01:10:37 |
- It fits, Mikey! It fits! |
01:10:40 |
- We got you, One-Eyed Willy. |
01:10:43 |
West. Counterclockwise. |
01:10:45 |
Counterclockwise. |
01:10:46 |
Try it, Mikey. Try it. Yeah, yeah! |
01:10:54 |
What the hell is that? |
01:11:02 |
It's gonna fall on us! |
01:11:08 |
It's one of Willy's tricks. Move! |
01:11:29 |
- He's gone. |
01:11:31 |
- Truly, truly gone. |
01:11:35 |
Pinchers of Peril. You guys, I've |
01:11:39 |
He's alive! He's alive! |
01:11:47 |
You guys, I'm in another room! |
01:11:51 |
Hello, sheriff? I'm at |
01:11:54 |
...and I want to report, |
01:11:57 |
Wait a minute. Just hold on here. |
01:12:01 |
Sheriff, look, this time I'm telling |
01:12:05 |
I'm locked inside the Fratellis' |
01:12:10 |
Rocky Road? |
01:12:13 |
Like the time 50 Iranian terrorists... |
01:12:16 |
...took over the Sizzler |
01:12:18 |
Sloth, get back here. Hold on. |
01:12:22 |
Like the prank about creatures that |
01:12:27 |
Sloth! Sloth! |
01:12:34 |
Lawrence? |
01:12:36 |
- No, Sloth, it's just your echo. |
01:12:40 |
No, I'll show you! |
01:12:42 |
It's all dark down there, Sloth. |
01:12:46 |
It's your echo, Sloth. Echo. |
01:12:52 |
I gotta go to the bathroom. |
01:12:54 |
Pee break. Who's got to go? |
01:12:57 |
- Me. |
01:12:58 |
- Me. |
01:13:00 |
Me. |
01:13:02 |
This is the little boys' room and |
01:13:06 |
Let's go. |
01:13:09 |
Brand, where you going? |
01:13:11 |
This is the men's room. |
01:13:16 |
- Where you going? |
01:13:19 |
Yeah, we're going to the men's room. |
01:13:31 |
Yeah, Mikey's been through here |
01:13:48 |
Andy, this is not the time |
01:13:50 |
Believe me, I know what I'm doing. |
01:13:53 |
Brand! Brand! |
01:13:56 |
Go see what she's ragging about, |
01:14:12 |
Brand? Hurry, I'm in here... |
01:14:14 |
...with my eyes closed. |
01:14:41 |
- Wrong way, lover-boy. It's this way. |
01:14:50 |
Okay, you kissed, now tell. |
01:14:55 |
There's something weird. |
01:14:57 |
What? What is it? |
01:14:59 |
Does Brand wear braces? |
01:15:03 |
Why are you laughing? |
01:15:06 |
Stef, it was beautiful. |
01:15:10 |
Next time, kiss him |
01:15:12 |
It's a whole different experience. |
01:15:16 |
Be careful. There's a hole, I think. |
01:15:18 |
I think Brand was standing in it. |
01:15:20 |
Ma, after we dump the kids, how do we |
01:15:25 |
They're right around here. |
01:15:29 |
Ma, look. Give you three guesses |
01:15:33 |
You all right? |
01:15:52 |
What, are you crazy? They're here! |
01:15:55 |
They're here? They're here. |
01:15:58 |
Quiet. Right down there. |
01:16:01 |
This way. This way! This way! |
01:16:04 |
Come on, right through here! |
01:16:06 |
Let's go, follow me. Data, come on, |
01:16:16 |
Come on! |
01:16:18 |
- Watch your step, Ma. |
01:16:25 |
Oh, God. |
01:16:32 |
- What is this? |
01:16:34 |
- Oh, great. |
01:16:40 |
Jerk alert! |
01:16:58 |
Somebody's coming. |
01:17:01 |
You there, Ma? |
01:17:02 |
Hurry up. |
01:17:05 |
- Data, hurry up! |
01:17:08 |
- I got a great idea. Slick shoes! |
01:17:19 |
Data, come on! |
01:17:22 |
Good enough. I can see |
01:17:28 |
Hi, fellas. Remember me? |
01:17:39 |
Stop or I'm gonna shoot! |
01:17:47 |
- You'll start a cave-in! |
01:17:50 |
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
01:17:53 |
Hurry up with that flare! |
01:18:00 |
- Do you have a match? |
01:18:02 |
I'll light it on the lamp. |
01:18:04 |
- Cross now! |
01:18:06 |
- Don't push, Jake! |
01:18:14 |
Sweetheart, are you okay? |
01:18:16 |
No. |
01:18:19 |
These are all solid. Look at this. |
01:18:23 |
What is that? |
01:18:27 |
It's disgusting. |
01:18:34 |
Wow. |
01:18:36 |
Gnarly. |
01:18:38 |
That's atrocious, you guys! |
01:18:40 |
Help him! Help him! Hurry up! |
01:18:50 |
What are you doing? |
01:18:52 |
Stop playing around! They're getting |
01:18:56 |
"To move on, play the tune... |
01:19:00 |
...as each note is said. |
01:19:03 |
If you make too many mistakes... |
01:19:08 |
...ye will surely be... |
01:19:12 |
- Be what? |
01:19:15 |
- What is that? Come on. |
01:19:17 |
Oh, God! |
01:19:21 |
We gotta play the bones |
01:19:24 |
Exactly. |
01:19:26 |
- They're on the bridge. |
01:19:29 |
- Look! There are notes on this. |
01:19:34 |
- I was 4 years old. |
01:19:38 |
- Hit it! |
01:19:39 |
Finding middle C. This isn't |
01:19:42 |
Do something, hurry! |
01:19:45 |
This first chord, I think, is... |
01:19:49 |
Go on, Andy! |
01:19:56 |
My God, it's working! |
01:20:00 |
- Way to go, Andy! Way to go! |
01:20:06 |
A. |
01:20:08 |
- C sharp, D. |
01:20:35 |
They're coming, guys. They're |
01:20:40 |
- What should I do? |
01:20:47 |
They're coming. |
01:20:52 |
Guys, they look really pissed off! |
01:21:05 |
- What were you thinking? |
01:21:07 |
- I'm not Liberace, you know. |
01:21:11 |
Andy, I believe in you. |
01:21:15 |
Don't make any more. |
01:21:18 |
Where was I? |
01:21:31 |
Hey, you guys, they're gone! |
01:21:57 |
I can't tell if it's an A sharp |
01:22:02 |
If you hit the wrong note, |
01:22:18 |
Oh, my God! |
01:22:20 |
Let's go, you guys! |
01:22:27 |
Oh, my God! |
01:22:29 |
Give me the gun. Give me the gun! |
01:22:32 |
Let's go! |
01:22:35 |
- Brand, wait! |
01:22:37 |
- What are you doing? |
01:22:39 |
Let's get out of here! |
01:22:42 |
Damn it! |
01:23:31 |
Oh, shit! |
01:23:35 |
Geronimo! |
01:23:45 |
- Are you okay, Mouth? Andy? |
01:23:48 |
What? |
01:23:51 |
- Oh, my God. |
01:24:10 |
Oh, my God! |
01:24:13 |
Oh, God! |
01:24:15 |
- Follow me. |
01:24:19 |
I can't do it, Mama. |
01:24:25 |
Idiot! |
01:24:31 |
Hold on, you guys. |
01:24:35 |
The water's really shallow. |
01:24:44 |
You okay, Data? |
01:25:19 |
You really think there's a treasure? |
01:25:21 |
Andy, this whole ship's a treasure. |
01:25:25 |
Mikey, look! |
01:25:30 |
Don't worry. It's just a skeleton. |
01:25:38 |
There's gotta be gold. |
01:25:42 |
Data. Data's okay. |
01:25:51 |
Data's okay. |
01:25:53 |
Data's quite tired of falling! |
01:25:58 |
- Why didn't you use the stairs? |
01:26:01 |
Stairs! |
01:26:03 |
The stupid guys tell me to use |
01:26:06 |
- If Data's hurt, nobody cares anymore. |
01:26:12 |
Then some guy tells me |
01:26:15 |
I've been spending |
01:26:18 |
...studying on them |
01:26:25 |
- Don't touch that. |
01:26:28 |
- Have some respect. |
01:26:31 |
How many ships were there? |
01:26:33 |
- Billions. |
01:26:37 |
Watch where you step, all right? |
01:26:48 |
Mouth, translate. |
01:26:50 |
Translate nothing. It's a sketch |
01:26:55 |
Where's the gold?! |
01:26:56 |
Where's the gold, Mikey?! |
01:27:05 |
I set off another trap. |
01:27:10 |
Oh, God! I'm sorry. Are you okay? |
01:27:14 |
Oh, my God! |
01:27:15 |
It's Willy. |
01:27:18 |
Break through. |
01:27:38 |
- What's up there? |
01:27:41 |
- Just give me a second. |
01:28:17 |
I know how these guys must've died. |
01:28:28 |
It's Willy. One-Eyed Willy. |
01:28:41 |
Hi, Willy. |
01:28:44 |
I'm Mike Walsh. |
01:28:49 |
...haven't you? |
01:28:51 |
I made it. I beat you. |
01:28:53 |
I got here in one piece so far. |
01:29:08 |
That's why they call you |
01:29:15 |
We have a lot in common, huh, Willy? |
01:29:20 |
You know something, Willy? |
01:29:23 |
You're the first Goonie. |
01:29:34 |
Hi, guys. |
01:29:37 |
How's it going? This is Willy. |
01:29:40 |
One-Eyed Willy. |
01:29:43 |
Say hi, Willy. |
01:29:46 |
Those are my friends, the Goonies. |
01:29:51 |
How long have you been there? |
01:29:53 |
Long enough, Mikey. Long enough. |
01:30:19 |
What are you staring at? |
01:30:22 |
Anything that fits in your pockets. |
01:30:24 |
Except that. |
01:30:26 |
- Why? |
01:30:30 |
Save that for Willy. Anything else. |
01:30:41 |
Bye-bye, marbles. |
01:30:44 |
Oh, my God. Oh, my God! |
01:30:46 |
Hurry up! Those creeps are |
01:30:49 |
- That's right! What will we do? |
01:30:54 |
- I got an idea. |
01:30:56 |
I saw it on The Hardy Boys. |
01:30:58 |
We leave a trail of jewels |
01:31:01 |
...and we hide in another. |
01:31:03 |
When the Fratellis go into that cave, |
01:31:07 |
Now that sounds like a great idea! |
01:31:10 |
- Outside! |
01:31:14 |
- Data, don't do anything! |
01:31:16 |
I said, outside! |
01:31:17 |
- We won't be taken alive, matey! |
01:31:21 |
Get Data! |
01:31:22 |
It's not funny! She's got a gun! |
01:31:25 |
Come on, snap to. |
01:31:26 |
- Oh, I love that. |
01:31:35 |
Sneaking up on me, huh? |
01:31:38 |
I know what I'm doing. |
01:31:51 |
I'm all right. |
01:31:53 |
Data's just unhappy. |
01:31:56 |
Pinchers of Power. |
01:31:58 |
- Get it off me! |
01:32:07 |
- My gun! |
01:32:08 |
All right, no more Mr. Nice Guy. |
01:32:19 |
Empty your pockets! |
01:32:21 |
Hurry up, empty your jewels! Come on! |
01:32:30 |
You're so quiet all of a sudden. |
01:32:41 |
Oh, my God. |
01:32:45 |
Is that all? |
01:32:49 |
Oh, my God. |
01:32:55 |
You gross old witch. |
01:32:58 |
You want to play pirate? |
01:33:03 |
- Keep going, smarty. |
01:33:06 |
We'll play pirates. Walk the plank! |
01:33:09 |
Get out on that plank. |
01:33:11 |
- Say goodbye to your little friends. |
01:33:20 |
Get out of the way. |
01:33:25 |
Two down. Who's next? |
01:33:33 |
Ow, will you stop pushing me?! |
01:33:35 |
- You're pulling my hair! |
01:33:39 |
Go join your friends, you weasels. |
01:33:42 |
Hey, you guys! |
01:33:50 |
Sloth! How'd he get out? |
01:33:53 |
Sloth, save them! |
01:34:08 |
- Chunk. |
01:34:12 |
Give me the sword. |
01:34:14 |
Captain Chunk says let's get the hell |
01:34:38 |
The rope. |
01:34:43 |
Jump rope, Slothy. |
01:34:44 |
- What do you mean, "jump rope"? |
01:35:11 |
We're in deep shit now. |
01:35:12 |
Oh, shit. |
01:35:16 |
- Remember we went to the Bronx Zoo? |
01:35:20 |
- They wanted to leave you. I said no. |
01:35:24 |
Remember how they bought Francis a |
01:35:30 |
- I don't wear a hairpiece! |
01:35:45 |
Here, grab on to the rock. Come on. |
01:36:06 |
What happened to your braces? |
01:36:11 |
Mikey, that little... |
01:36:15 |
Heave-ho! |
01:36:20 |
- I won't sing no more. |
01:36:23 |
I won't sing anymore. |
01:36:24 |
Hey, you guys! |
01:36:31 |
Mama. |
01:36:34 |
Come to Mama, baby. Come on. |
01:36:41 |
Ma... |
01:36:43 |
...you've been bad. |
01:36:47 |
Slothy, I may have been bad. |
01:36:49 |
I may have kept you chained in |
01:36:59 |
Remember? I sang to you. |
01:37:02 |
When you were a little boy. |
01:37:17 |
Fall! |
01:37:19 |
Break! |
01:37:21 |
Fall! |
01:37:23 |
I only dropped you once. |
01:37:25 |
Well, maybe twice. |
01:37:30 |
Put me down. |
01:37:40 |
- I don't mind dying. |
01:37:42 |
- We'll be okay. |
01:37:50 |
I gotta rot with you through eternity? |
01:38:00 |
Sloth, this is the guys. |
01:38:05 |
Brand, we can't go. We can't leave |
01:38:10 |
If we stay here, we got no future. |
01:38:14 |
- All that rich stuff. |
01:38:18 |
Mama, just let us down easy. |
01:38:22 |
Not the sword! |
01:38:29 |
- You all right? |
01:38:31 |
Yeah. |
01:38:34 |
Will you get up?! |
01:38:37 |
Let's go find the gold. |
01:38:39 |
Head for the light. |
01:38:48 |
Thank you, Mr. Willy. |
01:38:51 |
Thank you. |
01:38:53 |
You've made my day. |
01:38:55 |
This is a real treat. |
01:39:03 |
What the hell is this? |
01:39:05 |
- Another one of those booby traps! |
01:39:08 |
Get out of here! |
01:39:10 |
What booby traps? |
01:39:11 |
Booby traps! |
01:39:14 |
Leave it. Let's get out. |
01:39:16 |
Look, you guys, daylight. |
01:39:18 |
There's been a cave-in before. |
01:39:21 |
I can't see. Got a light? |
01:39:23 |
I got the last candle. Mikey, get it. |
01:39:27 |
Is there a way out or what? |
01:39:29 |
This is a funny candle. It sparkles. |
01:39:31 |
- It's not a candle, it's dynamite! |
01:39:59 |
Women and children first! |
01:40:02 |
- You guys, push. |
01:40:05 |
What about the loot? |
01:40:07 |
What about our lives? |
01:40:19 |
Can you do it? Come on, hurry. |
01:40:23 |
Go! |
01:40:27 |
Hurry up. |
01:40:31 |
Sloth! Help us! |
01:40:43 |
Sloth love Chunk! |
01:40:45 |
I love you too. You'll get crushed. |
01:40:50 |
Sloth, help! |
01:40:56 |
Come on, Sloth! |
01:41:35 |
Well, I'll be damned. |
01:41:39 |
They weren't here a minute ago. |
01:41:41 |
- But they're here now. Call Harvey. |
01:41:44 |
- Here! |
01:41:55 |
Get the camera. |
01:42:02 |
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. |
01:42:04 |
I guess we're kind of in deep sh... |
01:42:10 |
Look, you're a mess. |
01:42:22 |
- Look what we brought you. |
01:42:26 |
- Your favorite. |
01:42:29 |
- We were in the tunnels. |
01:42:33 |
- I lost my glasses. |
01:42:34 |
Can I take piano lessons? |
01:42:36 |
- You'll get ammonia. |
01:42:38 |
Get these pants off. |
01:42:42 |
Hold it right there. |
01:42:47 |
That's great, Dad. |
01:42:48 |
Just watch this. |
01:43:09 |
I just wanted to say thank you... |
01:43:12 |
...for offering to save |
01:43:14 |
- What, what, what? |
01:43:18 |
Wow. "Thank you." A real moment. |
01:43:21 |
Your voice is kind of nice when |
01:43:25 |
Yeah, well, thanks. |
01:43:26 |
And you know, your looks |
01:43:30 |
...when your face doesn't screw it up. |
01:43:33 |
I'm just kidding. |
01:43:36 |
Hey, Mikey. |
01:43:40 |
You know, you're a great |
01:43:43 |
You keep kissing girls |
01:43:46 |
...the parts of you |
01:43:49 |
...they'll catch up |
01:44:04 |
- What? |
01:44:11 |
Oh, who needs it? |
01:44:14 |
It's the Fratellis! |
01:44:16 |
- Thank God you're here. |
01:44:22 |
You're all under arrest. Let's go. |
01:44:27 |
Don't shoot him! |
01:44:29 |
- Look out, kid. |
01:44:33 |
Get them out of here. |
01:44:37 |
These are the bad guys! |
01:44:39 |
Those are the bad guys! |
01:44:42 |
Put him down, Sloth. |
01:44:49 |
Come on, Mama. |
01:44:50 |
You have no idea who I am. |
01:45:00 |
You're gonna live with me now. |
01:45:04 |
I'm gonna take care of you. |
01:45:08 |
Because I love you. |
01:45:11 |
- I love you, Chunk. |
01:45:15 |
Walsh, today's the day, |
01:45:20 |
Irving? |
01:45:22 |
- I'm sorry, Irene. |
01:45:25 |
There's 50 houses |
01:45:28 |
- Ease off, Brand. |
01:45:32 |
Sheriff, I want you to witness this. |
01:45:35 |
Sorry, Dad. |
01:45:36 |
We had our hands on the future. |
01:45:39 |
But we blew it to save our own lives. |
01:45:42 |
Sorry. |
01:45:44 |
That's all right. You and Brand |
01:45:48 |
That makes us |
01:45:55 |
You're looking at the richest people |
01:46:09 |
I'm sure gonna miss being a Goonie. |
01:46:23 |
What's she saying, Mouth? |
01:46:28 |
- No pen. |
01:46:30 |
No write. |
01:46:34 |
No sign! |
01:46:36 |
Don't sign! |
01:46:43 |
- What's in the bag? |
01:46:56 |
Dad! It's my marble bag! |
01:47:00 |
I put the jewels in it. |
01:47:05 |
There'll be no more signing today |
01:47:13 |
Are those jewels real? |
01:47:16 |
Were your lives in danger? |
01:47:17 |
- The octopus was scary. |
01:47:20 |
- It was dangerous. |
01:47:23 |
Walking the plank? |
01:47:25 |
- Then we found the pirate ship. |
01:47:28 |
- We were chased by the Fratellis. |
01:47:31 |
- Telling more stories, Lawrence? |
01:47:35 |
How do you think we got the gold? |
01:47:38 |
Holy Mary, Mother of God. |
01:47:41 |
- Look at that. |
01:47:53 |
Folks, we're at Cauldron Point... |
01:47:55 |
...and what appears |
01:48:18 |
Bye, Willy. |
01:48:21 |
Thanks. |