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Grand The
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My name is Jack Faro, |
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and I am a professional |
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Now, I do |
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but poker, that's the thing I do best. |
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My grandpa was also |
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He built a casino called |
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and now I own it. |
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But this story |
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It's not about |
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If it was, it would be |
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and it's not called that. |
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That's a stupid name. |
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It's the story of six people |
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six people who think they've |
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Motherfuck- |
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The way I see it, |
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poker's like some kind |
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Now, don't fade out |
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It's like even though the |
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that you can't |
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you can still beat 'em. |
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That's not true for |
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In or out? In or out? |
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Isn't there a time limit |
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The twist is that |
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we're playing |
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winner takes all. |
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So no matter how much |
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that we can make |
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the truth is that only |
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luck and skill be damned. |
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That's why |
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Luck and Skill Be Damned. |
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Sorry. Wait a second. |
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It- It's called The Grand. |
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Hi, I'm picking up |
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I'm Renee Jensen. |
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Right. Um, I just need you |
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just releases acknowledging |
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and addictions. |
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So which ones are his? |
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Those are all his. |
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God. |
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Just sign at the bottom. |
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He's not going to piss blood |
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Probably not. |
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Yeah, he's in and out |
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it just made |
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to, you know, move in |
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Ugh, that's disgusting. |
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You must be thrilled |
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No, actually, I'm not. |
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I- I love Jack. |
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Um, actually, |
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could you just give me |
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Um, I'll just- |
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** |
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How's my favorite |
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Hello, Dr. Sellers. |
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How are you? |
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Hey, before you talk, |
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play a song |
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You wrote a song for me? |
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Yeah. |
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Yeah, I'd- I'd love it. |
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Sit here. |
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You wrote me a song. |
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* Twelve steps * |
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* Twelve steps * |
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* Only got 11 more * |
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It's a work in progress. |
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And you know, |
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it's progress, |
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If you can smoke it |
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or inject it or snort it, |
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Whoa! |
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And that really affects |
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Welcome to |
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the finest place to- |
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I've been married, uh... |
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approximately 74 times. |
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Seems like a lot, but I |
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I make it a point |
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just like |
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I want to make a point |
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Uh, hey... Toni. |
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How- How long you been |
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Nine years. |
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We were married, Jack. |
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I'm still waiting outside. |
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Hi. Renee Jensen. |
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Oh, hi. |
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Are you with- |
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Steve Lavisch? |
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Yes, I am. |
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I'm ready to pick you up |
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Yeah, I just- Okay. I |
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Okay. ... for a second about that. |
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Could you give us |
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Just one second. |
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Um, what I |
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was in terms of your feeling like |
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it's probably important |
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Jack, I don't |
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but, you know, I don't |
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Wow. |
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I have to go now. |
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I know, but I think- |
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for a little- |
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I'm going to |
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Okay. We should talk today, |
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Yeah. |
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Well, I mean, this whole |
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I gotta- I gotta shoulder |
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maybe a lot of the blame. |
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Okay, now, what you're |
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is the real deal. |
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This is the hub |
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the headquarters, |
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of the Rabbit's Foot, |
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pretty much unchanged |
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Quite frankly, at times |
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and I didn't do |
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I wasn't a good steward. |
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Yes, I did get thrown |
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I'm not sure how |
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but they do say |
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So when I was, shall |
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I made an unfortunate deal |
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He took advantage for 6 |
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If I don't pay it back, |
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I don't know |
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Welcome back to the NAIPL |
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Brought to you |
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I'm Phil Gordon. |
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And we're here |
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with heads-up action between |
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Harold Melvin |
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two guys who did not ride |
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I only called 2,000 more |
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I'm getting 11 to 1, so no |
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Even if I have deuce-seven |
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that's still the |
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You should have gone |
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when your stack |
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Some harsh comments |
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Okay. Here, beat that. |
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Let's take a peek |
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Terrible catch |
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Harold makes |
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I was a 2-to-1 underdog, |
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Not a bad |
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You play poorly. |
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Harold can't cook. |
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And he's very particular |
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Please tell me |
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Oh, you know |
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It's mushroom barley soup- |
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It's so stupid |
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more efficient |
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I've lived with my mother |
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I live with her |
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and because it is |
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to take care of myself. |
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I'll probably |
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for the rest of my life. |
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Or the rest of her life |
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because she's |
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She will die first. |
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Ruth, if I were |
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I would give your |
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five stars that if each |
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and merged to form |
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in the universe. |
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If I won this tournament, |
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I would buy a real house |
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and shifting |
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and a garden labyrinth, |
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all of which would serve |
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and make it more difficult |
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The kitchen is such a mess. |
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I gotta clean it up later. |
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We used to have a maid. |
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She lasted two weeks. |
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Harold couldn't |
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I have pet peeves. |
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I hate stinks. |
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I hate breath stink, |
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I hate pee stink, |
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like from when you take a lot |
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which I take a lot of those, |
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Now, all this stuff |
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I don't know what |
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but I do exactly |
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One thing I would like |
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from the motion picture Dune. |
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I like the Mentats because |
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The Mentat oath |
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It is by will alone |
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It is by the juice of Sapho |
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the lips acquire stains, |
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It is by will alone |
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I say the Mentat oath |
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before I drink |
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because it makes me |
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Hi, Lois. |
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I'll play in |
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If those fucktards want to |
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You know, poker's been, like, |
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It's been very good. |
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Yes, yeah. |
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I know it's- |
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It can be hard. |
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It's hard on the kids |
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I'm at home now with the kids. Yeah. |
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I'm not a stay-at-home |
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I'm a husband |
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Yeah, I support her, |
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I mean, the perfect |
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is my fantasy |
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you know, my Yahoo |
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And I know, you hear |
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But this is, you know, an expert |
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And the draft is the day |
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I mean, we're going to have to |
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Somebody's gotta |
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Yeah, that's what I mean. |
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I gotta find out- |
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Maybe Claude, |
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I don't know. I could bring |
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All right, well, |
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This is- This is- |
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I mean, this is my- |
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This is your thing, |
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But just- |
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and I totally support you |
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I could win |
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And does fantasy |
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Yeah, it pays, uh, something |
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It pays, you know, m- |
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Does it pay money? |
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Right, okay, |
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and you're good. |
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Go- Go see what |
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Ah, that's what I do. |
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Didn't know you were |
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I make up these little |
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Hey, I figured out |
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here's a good |
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All right, so you just wanna- |
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Actually, it's only been- |
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it's been the last |
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I've been coming up |
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And- And, I- |
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Actually, I'll show you... |
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I'll explain this |
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Let me show you this. |
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This is, uh- |
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And this is the hat that I- |
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I'm a lightning survivor. |
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My husband Fred |
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and he will be happy |
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November 15, 2003. |
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And you know what happened |
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this left side of my brain, |
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it just opened it up. |
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And tell you about his sayings |
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and his round |
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I come up with little sayings. |
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You know, |
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in the tournament |
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and the announcer said, "It's |
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Right away, |
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it's like peeing |
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I guess it changed his life. |
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I said, "Give me |
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"but I wanna say hello |
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and I'm takin' it |
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Which... is just |
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decaf coffee, |
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"I want to say hello |
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means I want to go to bed early |
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I want to say hello to- |
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even though- even though |
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There's a lot- |
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"Takin' it |
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Give me a large and |
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I'm delivering it. |
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"Takin' it up the beanstalk. " |
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I know it can sound a little |
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Okay, but lean back. |
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I don't feel like |
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a handshake right now. |
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Jesus. |
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Just lean back a little. |
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Fred's a really smart guy. |
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And I wish he'd, like, |
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besides fantasy football. |
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You know, |
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This is only gonna |
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Great, because I really |
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I hear ya. I hear ya. |
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There. Good, good. |
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Okay. |
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Jesus. |
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They're called Lainie |
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They're the David |
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Brother and sister, |
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they're winning both halves |
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By winning this tournament, |
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for the grand championship |
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You've been |
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two out of the past |
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Any comments on that? |
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What's my style of play like? |
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Well, I think it's aggressive. |
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Ha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! |
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I know that some people |
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but I consider that a strength. |
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* For he's a jolly |
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I try to get people |
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which is just |
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as reading people |
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What do you think |
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That's the real dumbbell |
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Hey, now, Dumbbell, |
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I'm trying to be nice |
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I like to consider myself |
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So it would kind of make sense |
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I think if you watch me, |
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you'll see a lot |
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Raaahhh! |
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Raise. |
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And I can psyche |
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I don't need cards |
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I could literally |
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and I would still beat you. |
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If you think that's |
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or that's not the way |
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uh... |
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I would fight you |
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You are the worst |
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You should burn in hell! |
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Competition is healthy. |
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It's only competition |
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Idiot! A buffoon! |
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It was very, very competitive |
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It was brutal. |
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My dad made us |
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An incompetent, |
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You know, maybe you get |
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Maybe you get some, uh- |
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you know, maybe somebody |
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You know, it doesn't matter. |
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Fucking idiot! |
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Still got more cards! |
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You don't get to |
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and you don't get to |
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so you just make |
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Well, Jack, |
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an interesting |
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Mr. Lavisch is not |
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who considers requests. |
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Right. |
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Just giving you |
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You want to wait over here |
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Okay. |
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Good luck. |
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Mr. Lavisch. |
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Yes. Hello. |
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Do you see the plans? |
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Yeah, those are- |
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Well, why aren't you |
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This is a construction site, really, |
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Thank you. |
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Jack Faro is here |
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Jack Faro... |
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Jack Faro? |
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From the Rabbit's Foot. |
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Uh, do I know a Jack Faro? Yes. |
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Jeff! |
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Jeff Faro. |
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You sent me to |
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You scheduled a- |
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Jack. Definitely Jack. |
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I really don't |
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I mean |
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Perfect, that's all we need. |
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Let's go talk to him. |
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We have to go there? |
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I haven't got time |
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It would take us five minutes |
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There's Jack. |
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That's him. |
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Oh, that Jeff. |
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Jack. Let's get it over |
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It's Rabbit's Foot, Jack |
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Dick. |
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Good to see you. |
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Good. Good to see you. |
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Oh, that's Renee. |
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How's everything going? |
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Oh. Yeah. |
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Isn't that something? |
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Guess how many rooms. |
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Don't. |
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Take a wild guess |
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3,000 or- |
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I knew you'd be wrong. |
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One... |
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One million dollars a night. |
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That's what One Lavisch |
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Well, now, seems like |
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No, no, no. |
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See, because the air shaft |
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you're renting that, too. |
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So that's all part |
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The walls are just |
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See, my theory is that |
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started life |
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so this would be |
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I myself despise nostalgia |
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One Lavisch Plaza. |
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So what can I do for you? |
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Uh, so, you know, |
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I was wondering if maybe- |
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It's no problem |
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but if I could have |
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I think you're doing |
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Get out of the business now. |
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Who needs the headaches? |
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Who needs the Teamsters |
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You're right. |
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How are you? |
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And I think you're a very |
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No, no. |
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You know, and I don't think |
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I wasn't being, um- |
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So I want to keep |
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It's what- It's my dream |
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and I think I have to- |
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As I listen to you, |
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that maybe you are |
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and you should know |
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I never answer requests |
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It's just- |
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I did tell him that. |
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Hello, Renee. |
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- of more of a negative- |
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Uh, ten seconds. |
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Y- You know- |
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And done. |
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Good to see you, Jack. |
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You're looking really well. |
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You lay off |
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Don't forget your hat. Bring |
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I'm sorry. I told you. |
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I apologize. |
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Good luck. |
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Here you are, |
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Careful... |
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The Faro family, yeah, |
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they had the monopoly |
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And somehow, when poor Jack |
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you see what's happened. |
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Would you stay |
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Here you go, Brian. |
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Buy yourself |
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Hey, Deuce Fairbanks! |
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You know what- Oh! |
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What's wrong with you, |
| 00:20:53 |
Hey, Deuce? |
| 00:20:54 |
You're washed up! |
| 00:20:55 |
Suck my cock! |
| 00:21:02 |
The downfall of Las Vegas |
| 00:21:05 |
wear culottes |
| 00:21:08 |
Culottes. You never |
| 00:21:10 |
They're not a |
| 00:21:13 |
I don't know |
| 00:21:15 |
Will you take a look |
| 00:21:18 |
Buried underneath |
| 00:21:22 |
A history of Las Vegas. |
| 00:21:24 |
It's the place |
| 00:21:25 |
opened up his first |
| 00:21:28 |
the place where you can find |
| 00:21:31 |
if that was your pleasure. |
| 00:21:32 |
It was a place where the Jews |
| 00:21:36 |
enter the casinos |
| 00:21:39 |
By the way, |
| 00:21:41 |
I stabbed a bum. |
| 00:21:42 |
Hey, hey, |
| 00:21:43 |
Hi. |
| 00:21:45 |
Welcome to the Golden Nugget. |
| 00:21:47 |
Fred Marsh, checking in. |
| 00:21:48 |
Yeah. This is nice. |
| 00:21:50 |
Yeah, it's great. |
| 00:21:53 |
Um, I don't have |
| 00:21:55 |
Is it under |
| 00:21:57 |
Uh... try Schwartzman, |
| 00:22:00 |
Schwartzman? |
| 00:22:02 |
It's Mar- We should probably |
| 00:22:04 |
Because it's- |
| 00:22:05 |
Oh, here you are, |
| 00:22:06 |
Right here. |
| 00:22:07 |
Can we change it? |
| 00:22:08 |
It's fine. Yeah. I'm |
| 00:22:11 |
All right, and, uh... |
| 00:22:13 |
Spa tower suite? |
| 00:22:15 |
Okay, thank you. |
| 00:22:17 |
All right. |
| 00:22:18 |
Hold on. |
| 00:22:20 |
Enjoy your stay here. |
| 00:22:21 |
Where's Ellen? |
| 00:22:22 |
Where's Ellen? |
| 00:22:24 |
Who are you? |
| 00:22:25 |
Holden, where's- |
| 00:22:27 |
Oh, she's over there. |
| 00:22:29 |
Holden, where are your |
| 00:22:31 |
See, this kid is- |
| 00:22:33 |
Okay, we're going to get the- |
| 00:22:35 |
Holden, where are your parents? Ellen! |
| 00:22:37 |
Honey, you come with me. |
| 00:22:39 |
I told you we should |
| 00:22:40 |
You think it's cruel. |
| 00:22:41 |
What's cruel is our kid |
| 00:23:15 |
Welcome to the Golden Nugget. Thank you. |
| 00:23:17 |
Name, please? |
| 00:23:19 |
The German. |
| 00:23:20 |
The... German? |
| 00:23:22 |
Oh, I have you right here. |
| 00:23:25 |
Thank you. |
| 00:23:29 |
Could I have some extra |
| 00:23:32 |
Uh, we'll see. |
| 00:23:35 |
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't |
| 00:23:38 |
They won't be here |
| 00:23:44 |
Most people drink coffee, |
| 00:23:46 |
but I think it's some sort |
| 00:23:50 |
To feel alive |
| 00:23:54 |
it is essential for me to... |
| 00:23:57 |
to kill something each day. |
| 00:24:01 |
It doesn't have to be |
| 00:24:03 |
I squish an ant |
| 00:24:06 |
Or spiders. |
| 00:24:08 |
I've shot stray dogs. |
| 00:24:11 |
Goose is a very, |
| 00:24:14 |
I've had a goat. |
| 00:24:15 |
To strangle a goat, that |
| 00:24:19 |
I've gambled |
| 00:24:22 |
literally everywhere. |
| 00:24:24 |
I remember once |
| 00:24:27 |
I had to gamble for |
| 00:24:30 |
and that meant |
| 00:24:33 |
I gambled with yak bones |
| 00:24:37 |
And once, I was doing |
| 00:24:41 |
with slave traders. |
| 00:24:43 |
When I gamble, |
| 00:24:46 |
It's just, uh... |
| 00:24:48 |
just something very soft |
| 00:24:53 |
Deuce is going to be here |
| 00:24:55 |
He and Lucky and me, |
| 00:24:59 |
we were the real good friends |
| 00:25:01 |
I mean, |
| 00:25:03 |
We were battling |
| 00:25:05 |
And he is a bastard, |
| 00:25:09 |
The German? |
| 00:25:10 |
I love The German. |
| 00:25:12 |
He lights up a room. |
| 00:25:14 |
The German? |
| 00:25:16 |
Me and him and Deuce |
| 00:25:19 |
back in the early days. |
| 00:25:20 |
Lucky Faro, |
| 00:25:22 |
he was a fiend, |
| 00:25:25 |
And yet, against my better |
| 00:25:28 |
We even tried to murder |
| 00:25:31 |
I had a lot of fun |
| 00:25:34 |
The Rabbit's Foot. |
| 00:25:35 |
It was old Las Vegas. |
| 00:25:38 |
Not like it is now. |
| 00:25:40 |
He was a throwback. |
| 00:25:41 |
And I loved him. |
| 00:25:43 |
I think when I look |
| 00:25:46 |
I still feel like strangling |
| 00:25:51 |
but he's dead |
| 00:25:53 |
and I think he dwells |
| 00:25:58 |
in the heaven |
| 00:26:03 |
When old Lucky died, he left |
| 00:26:11 |
It was the last |
| 00:26:12 |
and the worst bet |
| 00:26:15 |
You know, I love Lucky. |
| 00:26:18 |
And I love the Rabbit's Foot |
| 00:26:22 |
but I wanted to just- |
| 00:26:25 |
you know, |
| 00:26:27 |
I wanted to expand. |
| 00:26:29 |
My greatest achievement |
| 00:26:33 |
I built this casino |
| 00:26:36 |
of the Chicago fires, 1895. |
| 00:26:39 |
And it was on fire, |
| 00:26:42 |
And then we'd have fire trucks |
| 00:26:45 |
Of course, |
| 00:26:47 |
Whoop. |
| 00:26:48 |
This, I think, |
| 00:26:51 |
Inside this |
| 00:26:53 |
you actually have |
| 00:26:56 |
that took care of |
| 00:26:58 |
of the casinos, and... |
| 00:27:01 |
and that didn't get past |
| 00:27:05 |
I like this one, too. |
| 00:27:06 |
It's called |
| 00:27:09 |
Now, I'm going to be |
| 00:27:11 |
and let you know that I |
| 00:27:15 |
when I came up with this |
| 00:27:19 |
but I was under the influence |
| 00:27:24 |
and marijuana and LSD |
| 00:27:28 |
and mushrooms |
| 00:27:30 |
and you know how |
| 00:27:33 |
that cocktail just right, |
| 00:27:37 |
Well, I sold off |
| 00:27:40 |
because I'm positive |
| 00:27:44 |
nobody is going to be |
| 00:27:47 |
or watching it |
| 00:27:49 |
but they will be |
| 00:27:51 |
You mark my words. |
| 00:27:56 |
Welcome to beautiful |
| 00:27:59 |
Tonight, the North American |
| 00:28:01 |
takes you to the dazzling |
| 00:28:04 |
the host of The Grand, |
| 00:28:05 |
the oldest |
| 00:28:07 |
poker competition |
| 00:28:09 |
Brought to you by |
| 00:28:12 |
I'm Phil Gordon, and joining me |
| 00:28:15 |
And I'm Mike Werbe. |
| 00:28:16 |
And welcome to day 1 |
| 00:28:18 |
We have all the top players in |
| 00:28:20 |
All the stars are here. |
| 00:28:22 |
All the stars in a little |
| 00:28:25 |
Lady Schwartzman. |
| 00:28:27 |
One of the biggest |
| 00:28:29 |
is the dominant presence |
| 00:28:31 |
Many of our entrants |
| 00:28:34 |
Harold Melvin, my son. |
| 00:28:35 |
That's right, Phil. |
| 00:28:37 |
You know, |
| 00:28:38 |
has its own breed |
| 00:28:39 |
For example, |
| 00:28:40 |
on PartyPoker |
| 00:28:43 |
and people are speculating |
| 00:28:45 |
Yeah, I've heard about |
| 00:28:48 |
The Pocket Aces guy, yeah. |
| 00:28:50 |
Phil Laak. |
| 00:28:52 |
Phil Laak, |
| 00:28:54 |
No, no. |
| 00:28:57 |
Yeah, that's the nickname. |
| 00:28:59 |
Rumor has it there's a |
| 00:29:01 |
known as Pocket Aces. |
| 00:29:03 |
Are you Pocket Aces? |
| 00:29:04 |
Let me tell you |
| 00:29:06 |
screwed up poker, okay? |
| 00:29:08 |
When a guy sucks out |
| 00:29:10 |
on the Internet, |
| 00:29:12 |
you cannot take the guy |
| 00:29:14 |
and you cannot break |
| 00:29:20 |
This is it. |
| 00:29:22 |
I don't want to wear a |
| 00:29:24 |
It looks good. It looks |
| 00:29:26 |
Let me just get it- |
| 00:29:28 |
Let's check it out. |
| 00:29:31 |
Oh, I need my basket. |
| 00:29:37 |
Oh, just in time. |
| 00:29:39 |
Andy Andrews. |
| 00:29:41 |
Andy, you are |
| 00:29:47 |
What is my lucky number? |
| 00:29:57 |
Well, it's so cold |
| 00:30:00 |
and I think the temperature |
| 00:30:03 |
What was it, |
| 00:30:04 |
I think it's 91. |
| 00:30:06 |
Oh, my gosh! |
| 00:30:12 |
I teach math |
| 00:30:16 |
and it's, uh... |
| 00:30:20 |
And I think that you're- |
| 00:30:23 |
I don't want to talk |
| 00:30:26 |
Please let me talk about it. |
| 00:30:28 |
Sharon has |
| 00:30:31 |
Do you wake up one day and say, |
| 00:30:35 |
Um, okay, so this |
| 00:30:39 |
I have my own business |
| 00:30:42 |
and this is it. |
| 00:30:44 |
These ribbons, actually, |
| 00:30:47 |
I've knit some really- |
| 00:30:49 |
some really nice sweater vests |
| 00:30:53 |
So I'm online, and I'm- |
| 00:30:56 |
And I'm hunting and pecking |
| 00:30:59 |
Antique fireplace pokers. |
| 00:31:01 |
Yeah, and I land on this thing |
| 00:31:04 |
And I don't know where I am. |
| 00:31:05 |
And I'm trying to get out, |
| 00:31:09 |
And all of a sudden- Here. |
| 00:31:12 |
And pretty soon, |
| 00:31:15 |
And I won. |
| 00:31:18 |
I won a seat. |
| 00:31:19 |
I won the tournament, |
| 00:31:24 |
But if we win, then... Then... |
| 00:31:26 |
But if we- |
| 00:31:28 |
Trying to get him to think more positive |
| 00:31:30 |
$10 million, |
| 00:31:33 |
Because that's what- |
| 00:31:35 |
That's what Sharon wants. |
| 00:31:37 |
You promised that we would |
| 00:31:40 |
Well, I was thinking of maybe |
| 00:31:45 |
for Andy out of... |
| 00:31:48 |
ribbons. |
| 00:31:52 |
You know, sometimes |
| 00:31:56 |
I look at all this stuff, |
| 00:31:58 |
and there's so much |
| 00:32:01 |
it really stresses me out. |
| 00:32:04 |
I got this blowtorch |
| 00:32:06 |
to make crème brûlées with, |
| 00:32:10 |
I could totally |
| 00:32:19 |
Whoa. |
| 00:32:21 |
Okay. |
| 00:32:56 |
Shuffle up and deal. |
| 00:33:04 |
Well, I guess one |
| 00:33:06 |
that happened today |
| 00:33:09 |
He's one of the few players |
| 00:33:12 |
I mean, especially |
| 00:33:14 |
Doesn't matter. |
| 00:33:15 |
Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:33:17 |
Yeah, he walked in. |
| 00:33:19 |
Now, I'd like |
| 00:33:20 |
about the legality |
| 00:33:22 |
because I don't know |
| 00:33:23 |
I mean, that may fly in, |
| 00:33:25 |
or Feudal Russia, |
| 00:33:28 |
Jack Faro, very good. |
| 00:33:29 |
He throws tournament, |
| 00:33:32 |
Very good, very good. |
| 00:33:35 |
Then he comes in to play |
| 00:33:38 |
This is like |
| 00:33:40 |
and I killed |
| 00:33:43 |
I have given you shit. |
| 00:33:45 |
I don't- I got- |
| 00:33:48 |
Honestly, |
| 00:33:50 |
Because it's a good hand, |
| 00:33:52 |
but I've heard |
| 00:33:54 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:33:56 |
You show one, show all. |
| 00:33:57 |
You gotta show everybody |
| 00:33:58 |
I knew you only had one pair. |
| 00:34:00 |
Your bet on the river |
| 00:34:02 |
as a cloaked |
| 00:34:05 |
This tournament |
| 00:34:07 |
There's money |
| 00:34:09 |
The winner takes all, |
| 00:34:12 |
I just want to see all the others |
| 00:34:17 |
I want to win. |
| 00:34:18 |
It's apparent that you have |
| 00:34:20 |
There are a number of books |
| 00:34:23 |
that explain it |
| 00:34:25 |
Also, you have corn |
| 00:34:26 |
I can squish you. |
| 00:34:29 |
You know what I mean? |
| 00:34:31 |
Goddamn, this is fun, man. |
| 00:34:33 |
I believe in luck. |
| 00:34:35 |
I know that because I've had |
| 00:34:39 |
is probably why |
| 00:34:42 |
Luck is a crutch. |
| 00:34:44 |
Good move. |
| 00:34:46 |
Where'd you learn that, |
| 00:34:48 |
I think I'm lucky, |
| 00:34:52 |
If people played correctly, |
| 00:34:54 |
I would win |
| 00:34:58 |
Nut straight. |
| 00:34:59 |
Motherf- |
| 00:35:01 |
People misplay. |
| 00:35:02 |
And then they end up with what |
| 00:35:06 |
So it's not about luck. |
| 00:35:07 |
I'm gonna go all in. |
| 00:35:09 |
Oh, and since you like |
| 00:35:13 |
I'll just put that |
| 00:35:16 |
Well, with respect, |
| 00:35:18 |
Take it, take it, take it. Thank you. |
| 00:35:20 |
I wouldn't have wanted |
| 00:35:23 |
Where are you from, exactly? |
| 00:35:25 |
Why do you need to know? I mean, |
| 00:35:29 |
Why are you miserable? |
| 00:35:30 |
Jewish? Jewish? |
| 00:35:33 |
I mean, I have |
| 00:35:35 |
Yet another player thrown off |
| 00:35:39 |
He's from the Middle East, |
| 00:35:42 |
Well, no one knows, Mike, |
| 00:35:43 |
I think he's a Jew. |
| 00:35:44 |
Have you seen that |
| 00:35:46 |
where the guy's painted |
| 00:35:50 |
Don't think I've |
| 00:35:51 |
Yeah, me either, |
| 00:35:54 |
but I heard it's good. |
| 00:35:57 |
I'm sure it is. |
| 00:35:59 |
Deuce Fairbanks, |
| 00:36:00 |
one of the legends |
| 00:36:02 |
I'll tell you, Mike, |
| 00:36:04 |
by some of these |
| 00:36:05 |
And he's not intimidated. |
| 00:36:07 |
I got two pair with |
| 00:36:09 |
a queen with a trey. |
| 00:36:11 |
San Francisco? |
| 00:36:13 |
Busboy? Queen? |
| 00:36:16 |
What are you, |
| 00:36:17 |
You should've hit the |
| 00:36:20 |
God, you're a bigger |
| 00:36:29 |
I'm Mike "The Bike," |
| 00:36:32 |
My name's Murph Murph. |
| 00:36:34 |
Tim "Tiny Wonder. " |
| 00:36:36 |
We're the Bust-You Crew. |
| 00:36:39 |
Yeah, you know, we've played |
| 00:36:40 |
that we got a lot |
| 00:36:52 |
You know, it's like |
| 00:36:54 |
sitting pretty |
| 00:36:55 |
and somebody Adrian Zmeds |
| 00:36:57 |
Brutal beat. |
| 00:36:58 |
Yeah, we're kinda known |
| 00:36:59 |
for making a lot |
| 00:37:01 |
If you're gonna be |
| 00:37:02 |
you gotta basically |
| 00:37:04 |
I drank a quart |
| 00:37:06 |
Mm. It was bull semen, |
| 00:37:09 |
No, it was human. |
| 00:37:11 |
It wasn't a bet, either. |
| 00:37:12 |
Yeah, that was- |
| 00:37:13 |
Yeah, I just did that. |
| 00:37:15 |
All in. |
| 00:37:20 |
I'll call. |
| 00:37:22 |
Shit. |
| 00:37:24 |
5s. |
| 00:37:27 |
7s. |
| 00:37:29 |
Let me give you |
| 00:37:31 |
If you don't see a sucker sitting |
| 00:37:35 |
What do they call |
| 00:37:37 |
The Bust-You Crew, |
| 00:37:39 |
Bunch of sissies. |
| 00:37:40 |
I wish they would have pulled |
| 00:37:43 |
We'd have dug a little hole |
| 00:37:46 |
teach them a trick or two. |
| 00:37:48 |
Let me see? |
| 00:37:54 |
My name is Seth Schwartzman. |
| 00:37:56 |
I'm semi-retired. |
| 00:37:58 |
And both my kids are top |
| 00:38:20 |
Ugh. Uh, wai- |
| 00:38:23 |
What happened? |
| 00:38:24 |
I heard a slogan |
| 00:38:27 |
and I forgot who said it, |
| 00:38:28 |
but the slogan was |
| 00:38:31 |
And I always thought |
| 00:38:33 |
that that was a good slogan. |
| 00:38:34 |
One time, he told us that |
| 00:38:39 |
but he'd only bring |
| 00:38:42 |
I could take one of my kids |
| 00:38:45 |
and I had what I called |
| 00:38:47 |
They were going to play |
| 00:38:49 |
The winner was going |
| 00:38:51 |
And, um... it didn't |
| 00:38:56 |
I didn't leave Larry |
| 00:38:58 |
He had- the dog was there |
| 00:39:01 |
He had birds in the house. |
| 00:39:03 |
The kid you see today, |
| 00:39:06 |
the kid that's going |
| 00:39:08 |
that's the kid that I saw when |
| 00:39:11 |
Whether it was |
| 00:39:13 |
or Freeze Tag or- |
| 00:39:15 |
Monopoly, we played Clue- |
| 00:39:17 |
Wiffle Ball |
| 00:39:20 |
Parcheesi, |
| 00:39:21 |
and we played chess. |
| 00:39:23 |
I'd give him Yahtzee. |
| 00:39:24 |
Otherwise, |
| 00:39:25 |
cry himself to sleep |
| 00:39:27 |
I let her beat me |
| 00:39:31 |
I mean, she's my sister. |
| 00:39:32 |
There was a time, |
| 00:39:34 |
when we thought... |
| 00:39:38 |
And it turned out |
| 00:39:42 |
I rocked Candyland. |
| 00:39:45 |
He never once beat me |
| 00:39:48 |
Nobody beats me at |
| 00:39:50 |
I think if you |
| 00:39:52 |
that you don't |
| 00:39:55 |
believe me, that kid |
| 00:40:03 |
We're seeing some |
| 00:40:05 |
That's right, Mike, |
| 00:40:08 |
Almost all of the top players |
| 00:40:10 |
I need to ask you |
| 00:40:12 |
No, no, no. No. |
| 00:40:21 |
You can keep those. |
| 00:40:23 |
Shirley. |
| 00:40:24 |
Oh, my God, I haven't |
| 00:40:29 |
Andy Andrews |
| 00:40:31 |
two of the top pros |
| 00:40:32 |
Doyle Brunson |
| 00:40:34 |
I'm all in. |
| 00:40:35 |
And Doyle's moving all in. |
| 00:40:39 |
I'm going all in. |
| 00:40:41 |
Wow. |
| 00:40:42 |
Andy in a very |
| 00:40:45 |
I can't believe I'm in a hand |
| 00:40:48 |
The name's Doyle, Andy. |
| 00:40:51 |
Not Tex, Doyle. |
| 00:40:53 |
What? |
| 00:40:55 |
Seriously, Doyle? |
| 00:40:56 |
Yes, serious. |
| 00:40:58 |
Well, that's a tell. |
| 00:41:00 |
That's probably a tell. |
| 00:41:02 |
No, it's a tell when you don't |
| 00:41:04 |
Okay. I'm gonna go... |
| 00:41:08 |
All right, okay. |
| 00:41:10 |
I'm gonna- |
| 00:41:12 |
Somewhat loose call |
| 00:41:13 |
with a straight flush draw. |
| 00:41:15 |
The amateur taking |
| 00:41:18 |
Straight flush draw. |
| 00:41:20 |
The turn card. |
| 00:41:22 |
Here comes the river. |
| 00:41:24 |
Oh, it's a miracle card |
| 00:41:25 |
He catches a flush. |
| 00:41:26 |
Doyle Brunson |
| 00:41:28 |
are eliminated |
| 00:41:30 |
You made a flush. |
| 00:41:31 |
You won, Andy. |
| 00:41:33 |
It doesn't look like Andy |
| 00:41:35 |
Good job. |
| 00:41:36 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:41:37 |
Oh, gosh. |
| 00:41:38 |
That's so bad manners |
| 00:41:41 |
Don't be sorry. |
| 00:41:43 |
Good hand! |
| 00:41:44 |
That was absolutely |
| 00:41:46 |
It was, especially |
| 00:41:48 |
that Andy Andrews |
| 00:41:49 |
in a live poker |
| 00:41:51 |
But you know, on the other |
| 00:41:53 |
Oh, and how is it |
| 00:41:55 |
Well, here's a guy, |
| 00:41:57 |
he's done the homework, |
| 00:42:00 |
he's reading my book |
| 00:42:02 |
How do you know |
| 00:42:04 |
Well, I've got |
| 00:42:06 |
that he's taken |
| 00:42:07 |
"Creating |
| 00:42:10 |
Hey, Marshall, um... |
| 00:42:11 |
Guys, can we get a cut? |
| 00:42:12 |
I just need a minute. |
| 00:42:15 |
What? |
| 00:42:18 |
Mike, you can't go |
| 00:42:20 |
right in the middle |
| 00:42:22 |
It's so inappropriate. |
| 00:42:23 |
Phil, I was just |
| 00:42:25 |
And what fact is that? |
| 00:42:26 |
It's a fact that |
| 00:42:37 |
I'm a top-ranked |
| 00:42:40 |
I've broken the top 500 |
| 00:42:43 |
But not only that, |
| 00:42:47 |
Every time you play |
| 00:42:49 |
you want to run through |
| 00:42:51 |
"Head position, |
| 00:42:53 |
neck position, |
| 00:42:55 |
More than 25 items. |
| 00:42:58 |
And that's why I've come up |
| 00:43:00 |
Just one word: |
| 00:43:02 |
"Hphpnpbpecmspamdcpaftsttl. " |
| 00:43:06 |
It's easy. |
| 00:43:07 |
I've got a couple books out, |
| 00:43:10 |
well, my tour de force- |
| 00:43:13 |
I got a follow-up book |
| 00:43:14 |
that's hot off the presses, |
| 00:43:17 |
There's also a number |
| 00:43:19 |
They're available |
| 00:43:22 |
And you can take that |
| 00:43:24 |
Playing high-stakes poker, |
| 00:43:25 |
the last thing you want to do |
| 00:43:28 |
Face it, |
| 00:43:29 |
an attractive outfit |
| 00:43:31 |
I call it the Werbe Onesie. |
| 00:43:33 |
At first glance, |
| 00:43:35 |
But on closer inspection, |
| 00:43:37 |
it's a single item |
| 00:43:39 |
One of the more |
| 00:43:40 |
is something called |
| 00:43:43 |
Basically, |
| 00:43:45 |
you're someone |
| 00:43:47 |
You know, like, |
| 00:43:49 |
Anything to throw off |
| 00:43:51 |
At this point, |
| 00:43:54 |
of the players out there |
| 00:43:56 |
a fictional persona. |
| 00:43:57 |
I saw a- a Native American |
| 00:44:03 |
you know, it was seamless. |
| 00:44:16 |
Hello, Andy Andrews. |
| 00:44:19 |
Oh, how- |
| 00:44:21 |
Oh! You know- |
| 00:44:23 |
You know my name. |
| 00:44:25 |
I'm Andy Andrews. |
| 00:44:27 |
I was impressed by your play |
| 00:44:29 |
Really? How come? |
| 00:44:31 |
When you had |
| 00:44:33 |
you were over 46.2% even |
| 00:44:35 |
From an expected value |
| 00:44:38 |
it was a skillful play. |
| 00:44:40 |
No, I'm just- |
| 00:44:42 |
You know what I love? |
| 00:44:44 |
I love it when you get a heart flush because |
| 00:44:48 |
Don't you hate clubs? |
| 00:44:49 |
Hi. Who are you |
| 00:44:51 |
How do you do? |
| 00:44:53 |
I'm number 1 right now. |
| 00:44:55 |
I'm Harold's mother Ruth. |
| 00:44:57 |
Oh! It's a pleasure |
| 00:44:59 |
It's a pleasure to meet |
| 00:45:01 |
Another pro. |
| 00:45:02 |
Ruth, I am having |
| 00:45:04 |
You two have |
| 00:45:05 |
I'm having an adult |
| 00:45:07 |
He's just brilliant. |
| 00:45:09 |
You could learn |
| 00:45:11 |
Really? Like what? |
| 00:45:12 |
Well, he has a lot |
| 00:45:14 |
one in particular. |
| 00:45:15 |
His first two cards, |
| 00:45:17 |
when they match |
| 00:45:19 |
And it's one number after another |
| 00:45:22 |
Well, he plays them |
| 00:45:24 |
Cease, Ruth. |
| 00:45:26 |
Maintain a perimeter, Ruth. |
| 00:45:28 |
Well, you two |
| 00:45:30 |
I think that you |
| 00:45:33 |
Exit, Ruth. |
| 00:45:34 |
I'll see you later. |
| 00:45:37 |
I apologize |
| 00:45:39 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:45:40 |
I'd- I'd love to have- |
| 00:45:42 |
I actually can't have lunch. |
| 00:45:45 |
It might be pleasant |
| 00:45:50 |
in a quiet social setting. |
| 00:45:51 |
We could use our vouchers |
| 00:45:54 |
at the same time |
| 00:45:59 |
I like Chinese. |
| 00:46:02 |
People? |
| 00:46:03 |
He has good moments |
| 00:46:05 |
to be kind |
| 00:46:07 |
He does. |
| 00:46:09 |
And with his syndrome, |
| 00:46:12 |
to think of other people, |
| 00:46:14 |
Ruth is always trying to get me |
| 00:46:19 |
and I guess I can see |
| 00:46:22 |
because in the same way that a |
| 00:46:26 |
in a certain way |
| 00:46:29 |
Harold's not |
| 00:46:32 |
And when he was |
| 00:46:34 |
I took him to doctor |
| 00:46:38 |
and they all said |
| 00:46:41 |
that there's something |
| 00:46:49 |
Ooh. |
| 00:46:52 |
Oh. That's your name, fifth down. |
| 00:46:55 |
I know, there's a lot |
| 00:46:57 |
It can get confusing. |
| 00:46:59 |
Renee. Right? |
| 00:47:01 |
From a couple days ago? |
| 00:47:03 |
Yeah. |
| 00:47:05 |
We spent a good 45 minutes |
| 00:47:07 |
Oh, that was lovely. |
| 00:47:09 |
How are you? |
| 00:47:11 |
So Lavisch is prepared |
| 00:47:14 |
a little bit |
| 00:47:16 |
Did you do something |
| 00:47:18 |
No. What did you do to your hair? |
| 00:47:20 |
Nothing. |
| 00:47:21 |
It's exactly the same, |
| 00:47:22 |
He's just- He's willing |
| 00:47:25 |
in exchange for the hotel. |
| 00:47:26 |
Please don't touch me. |
| 00:47:30 |
It's enhanced with |
| 00:47:33 |
but I do have |
| 00:47:36 |
Are you interested? |
| 00:47:38 |
It's a one-time offer. |
| 00:47:40 |
Well- |
| 00:47:41 |
If I get to keep the hotel, |
| 00:47:44 |
Jack, why would |
| 00:47:47 |
and give you |
| 00:47:49 |
Because he's a nice guy. |
| 00:47:51 |
Uh, he's not a nice guy, |
| 00:47:53 |
and I don't recommend |
| 00:47:56 |
Okay. Well, I am |
| 00:47:59 |
Tell him to go |
| 00:48:03 |
Please. |
| 00:48:04 |
And then, after that, |
| 00:48:06 |
go get us something |
| 00:48:08 |
Not gonna happen. |
| 00:48:10 |
Ever. |
| 00:48:16 |
I'm gonna stop you |
| 00:48:18 |
We gotta get |
| 00:48:20 |
because they said |
| 00:48:21 |
that's why everybody |
| 00:48:23 |
I think maybe I'll stick |
| 00:48:25 |
Why would you have fish |
| 00:48:27 |
You can get |
| 00:48:28 |
Would you go to a seafood |
| 00:48:30 |
Yeah, maybe, if I wanted |
| 00:48:32 |
Yeah, I would. |
| 00:48:33 |
Well, you would, |
| 00:48:34 |
Excuse me, Mr. Schwartzman? |
| 00:48:36 |
I, um- I'm sorry |
| 00:48:39 |
but would you mind removing |
| 00:48:41 |
I can't. I'm contractually obligated |
| 00:48:44 |
You gotta wear your hat |
| 00:48:45 |
That's part of your contract? |
| 00:48:46 |
Yes, I have to wear my hat |
| 00:48:48 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:48:51 |
Okay. All right, fine. |
| 00:48:53 |
That certainly helps |
| 00:48:55 |
if they can see my head. |
| 00:48:56 |
Or at least be assured |
| 00:48:58 |
Listen, miss, |
| 00:48:59 |
We've been waiting here |
| 00:49:01 |
Sure. |
| 00:49:02 |
First of all, |
| 00:49:04 |
Nobody's gonna have wine. |
| 00:49:05 |
We're gonna have four people, |
| 00:49:08 |
Why don't we order- |
| 00:49:10 |
Fred, let me order family style. |
| 00:49:12 |
We're gonna start out with the |
| 00:49:15 |
We'll get potatoes- |
| 00:49:16 |
Wait a second, Fred. I just |
| 00:49:19 |
Yeah. We're gonna |
| 00:49:21 |
the chopped salad |
| 00:49:23 |
We'll have two fillets, |
| 00:49:25 |
everything medium rare- |
| 00:49:26 |
Yeah, I- I'll have |
| 00:49:28 |
You want chicken? |
| 00:49:29 |
You don't want |
| 00:49:30 |
I'm going to |
| 00:49:31 |
All right, |
| 00:49:33 |
Scalloped potatoes |
| 00:49:34 |
I'm gonna get to |
| 00:49:36 |
First, we want asparagus. |
| 00:49:37 |
Asparagus. |
| 00:49:38 |
And I- uh, change |
| 00:49:40 |
Oh, look at this, |
| 00:49:42 |
What do you want now, Larry? |
| 00:49:43 |
Um, can you change |
| 00:49:45 |
I don't care which one- |
| 00:49:47 |
to the sake tuna, |
| 00:49:49 |
You can't have tuna. |
| 00:49:51 |
I know what I want |
| 00:49:53 |
No tuna. |
| 00:49:54 |
Three steaks, she can have chicken, |
| 00:49:57 |
You got everything else? |
| 00:50:01 |
We don't need |
| 00:50:04 |
Forget about that. |
| 00:50:12 |
Why don't you wrap |
| 00:50:13 |
He'll take it with him. |
| 00:50:15 |
Wrap the steak up for him |
| 00:50:17 |
All right? Okay? |
| 00:50:19 |
It's an excellent steak. |
| 00:50:21 |
And bring me the check. |
| 00:50:23 |
Wow. You don't |
| 00:50:25 |
I got something very exciting |
| 00:50:29 |
I've been meeting |
| 00:50:30 |
of Peter Pan |
| 00:50:32 |
He wants to do a site, |
| 00:50:35 |
where you two are going |
| 00:50:39 |
as soon as you can get rid of |
| 00:50:41 |
"ICantBelieveIGet |
| 00:50:44 |
Right. Whatever. ... "triple |
| 00:50:47 |
There were some other names |
| 00:50:48 |
I think would have been |
| 00:50:53 |
I got into the whole web arena |
| 00:50:56 |
Whatever, I'm ready to go. |
| 00:50:59 |
And we all can be involved in this |
| 00:51:01 |
...as a family. |
| 00:51:02 |
I got them up to |
| 00:51:05 |
Well... |
| 00:51:07 |
What? |
| 00:51:08 |
Well, I appreciate the effort |
| 00:51:12 |
that's not the best deal. |
| 00:51:14 |
121/2%? Did you think |
| 00:51:16 |
He said it was good deal. |
| 00:51:18 |
Okay, you don't know what |
| 00:51:20 |
If you think |
| 00:51:22 |
you don't know the first fucking |
| 00:51:26 |
So don't do it, |
| 00:51:27 |
This is not |
| 00:51:34 |
A daughter... |
| 00:51:36 |
does not talk to |
| 00:51:43 |
Dad. |
| 00:51:45 |
Dad! |
| 00:51:47 |
You... said you were |
| 00:51:50 |
I'm gonna go check on |
| 00:51:53 |
Lainie, we should talk about |
| 00:51:55 |
I'll see you. ... shouldn't |
| 00:51:58 |
No, that's not |
| 00:52:00 |
I think it is very much |
| 00:52:03 |
It's not even going |
| 00:52:06 |
Oh. |
| 00:52:08 |
It's Day 2 at The Grand |
| 00:52:10 |
and the field is narrowing |
| 00:52:12 |
By the end of the day, we'll be |
| 00:52:15 |
one of whom will win the $10 |
| 00:52:24 |
Hey, guys. |
| 00:52:31 |
All right. |
| 00:52:32 |
Let's play poker, boys. |
| 00:52:35 |
And lady, let's play some poke |
| 00:52:37 |
I need to speak to you. |
| 00:52:38 |
Could you come over here |
| 00:52:40 |
Bobby, I'm about to- |
| 00:52:42 |
That's improper dress. |
| 00:52:43 |
You're not allowed |
| 00:52:44 |
On, no, no, no, no. |
| 00:52:46 |
I converted to Muslam, uh, |
| 00:52:50 |
there was something on TV. |
| 00:52:51 |
That's all right, |
| 00:52:53 |
not a man's dress. |
| 00:52:54 |
You have to dress |
| 00:52:55 |
That's anti-Semitic, |
| 00:52:58 |
and that's racist. |
| 00:53:01 |
And you are going |
| 00:53:03 |
Fine. All right. |
| 00:53:05 |
I'm playing this under |
| 00:53:06 |
Have you seen me raise |
| 00:53:11 |
Haven't raised with |
| 00:53:15 |
Don't ever say shitty, |
| 00:53:17 |
Las Vegas is a place |
| 00:53:21 |
You just win or you lose. |
| 00:53:23 |
And you are a giant, |
| 00:53:26 |
You are just walking |
| 00:53:28 |
You are cowed |
| 00:53:30 |
if you don't have |
| 00:53:32 |
You are drawing more dead |
| 00:53:35 |
than a rotten corpse |
| 00:53:38 |
That makes no sense. |
| 00:53:41 |
Better get out. |
| 00:53:43 |
You're up against a lot |
| 00:53:46 |
Well, I have a sense |
| 00:53:50 |
Quite frankly, |
| 00:53:52 |
Ooh, this is a hard one. |
| 00:53:54 |
Wait, what happened? |
| 00:53:56 |
Good. |
| 00:53:58 |
Mommy's about to triple up. |
| 00:54:01 |
Yeah, Day 2, that was |
| 00:54:03 |
I learned that my daughter's |
| 00:54:05 |
Larry Schwartzman |
| 00:54:08 |
He's knocked out some |
| 00:54:11 |
but now he's up against |
| 00:54:14 |
I'm all in. |
| 00:54:15 |
And Blausteen's all in. |
| 00:54:19 |
Schwartzman |
| 00:54:21 |
Looks like he's |
| 00:54:23 |
Did I tell you |
| 00:54:25 |
Zero sperm count. |
| 00:54:27 |
If those kids were born, |
| 00:54:29 |
Everyone in my family |
| 00:54:32 |
My wife's got cancer. |
| 00:54:33 |
Blausteen really |
| 00:54:35 |
She's got six months |
| 00:54:39 |
Your- Your wife |
| 00:54:42 |
At the most. |
| 00:54:45 |
That's- You went |
| 00:54:47 |
You got several opinions? |
| 00:54:50 |
It's metastasized. |
| 00:54:52 |
I loved her so much. |
| 00:54:56 |
Did- |
| 00:54:57 |
I don't know what |
| 00:55:00 |
Wow. This is a very |
| 00:55:03 |
He's taken it |
| 00:55:04 |
and Larry really seems |
| 00:55:11 |
Well, wait a second. |
| 00:55:15 |
I just realized |
| 00:55:18 |
No, wait. |
| 00:55:19 |
Schwartzman didn't fall for |
| 00:55:21 |
He's all out against |
| 00:55:23 |
It looks like he's going |
| 00:55:25 |
Shit! |
| 00:55:27 |
Hmm, yeah. |
| 00:55:28 |
Doesn't quite beat it, huh? |
| 00:55:29 |
It's all right. |
| 00:55:31 |
Now you got more time to play with |
| 00:55:34 |
Talk about a sob story, Barry |
| 00:55:37 |
You dropped your, |
| 00:55:39 |
I'll tell you what |
| 00:55:40 |
I think he misread |
| 00:55:42 |
Nah, I doubt it. |
| 00:55:44 |
I talk about it in my book, |
| 00:55:47 |
What do you mean |
| 00:55:49 |
Knowing your cards. |
| 00:55:51 |
It's not that easy |
| 00:55:54 |
Werbe tip number 2: |
| 00:55:56 |
know the cards, |
| 00:55:58 |
every single one of them. |
| 00:56:00 |
Simple, and it's easy, |
| 00:56:01 |
especially with the Mike Werbe |
| 00:56:12 |
We're down |
| 00:56:14 |
and Andy Andrews continuing |
| 00:56:18 |
Over at Table 5, Jack Faro |
| 00:56:21 |
He's trying to hang on |
| 00:56:26 |
Jack's in the big blind |
| 00:56:29 |
We've got a three-way pot. |
| 00:56:31 |
Yes, we do, and Jack is gonna |
| 00:56:34 |
6 of diamonds, 8 of diamonds, |
| 00:56:43 |
200. |
| 00:56:45 |
That's 200,000. |
| 00:56:47 |
It's hard to say |
| 00:56:48 |
but it wouldn't surprise me if Jack |
| 00:56:53 |
Melvin out of the way. |
| 00:56:55 |
The German staring him down. |
| 00:56:59 |
He might be putting Jack |
| 00:57:02 |
200,000 is a very big bet. |
| 00:57:07 |
And The German |
| 00:57:09 |
Here comes the turn card. |
| 00:57:11 |
It's the deuce of spades. |
| 00:57:13 |
Check. |
| 00:57:14 |
Jack checks and The German |
| 00:57:18 |
And here's the river. |
| 00:57:21 |
If Jack was slow playing now, |
| 00:57:30 |
I'm all in. |
| 00:57:31 |
Indeed, that's |
| 00:57:35 |
I have no idea |
| 00:57:38 |
Jack Faro's |
| 00:57:40 |
The way he's played |
| 00:57:43 |
I'm putting him |
| 00:57:44 |
or a stone-cold bluff. |
| 00:57:47 |
I call. |
| 00:57:48 |
And The German calls. |
| 00:57:52 |
Well... |
| 00:57:54 |
Any diamond |
| 00:57:56 |
You might wet your lederhosen |
| 00:58:02 |
And indeed, a king high |
| 00:58:04 |
That's a fantastic hand, |
| 00:58:07 |
Only one out for The German, |
| 00:58:11 |
King high flush. |
| 00:58:14 |
The German exposes a card. |
| 00:58:17 |
He's gonna need the ace of |
| 00:58:19 |
Aw! The ace of diamonds! |
| 00:58:21 |
Winner. |
| 00:58:23 |
Jack Faro is out |
| 00:58:32 |
He's cheating. |
| 00:58:34 |
There's no way he had |
| 00:58:37 |
He only called. |
| 00:58:39 |
I think I pulled |
| 00:58:41 |
This pot is mine. |
| 00:58:42 |
I don't know |
| 00:58:43 |
but you gave yourself |
| 00:58:45 |
when the fourth diamond |
| 00:58:47 |
The last 764 times, |
| 00:58:50 |
you raised with it. |
| 00:58:51 |
That is a fact. |
| 00:58:52 |
This time you only called. |
| 00:58:54 |
You are a very |
| 00:59:02 |
Security! |
| 00:59:21 |
Wow. What an incredible |
| 00:59:24 |
Have you ever seen |
| 00:59:25 |
Well, it's really rare |
| 00:59:27 |
accused of cheating |
| 00:59:28 |
It certainly doesn't |
| 00:59:29 |
Well, you know |
| 00:59:31 |
"It ain't cheating if you |
| 00:59:34 |
Meanwhile, the question |
| 00:59:36 |
Who will be our sixth player |
| 00:59:38 |
Will The German be |
| 00:59:41 |
And if so, what happens |
| 00:59:44 |
** |
| 01:00:17 |
Hey. |
| 01:00:18 |
Hey, Freddy. |
| 01:00:20 |
I think Lainie and I should |
| 01:00:24 |
Yeah. Yeah, well, |
| 01:00:26 |
Lainie's asleep. |
| 01:00:27 |
Oh, is she asleep already? |
| 01:00:29 |
Let me come in |
| 01:00:30 |
I haven't seen the kids |
| 01:00:32 |
Well- |
| 01:00:35 |
Seth, come here. |
| 01:00:37 |
I just want to talk to you |
| 01:00:39 |
I just want to- |
| 01:00:42 |
I see what's happening here. |
| 01:00:45 |
I want to give you |
| 01:00:47 |
I want to- |
| 01:00:49 |
you're coming up |
| 01:00:50 |
I understand where that's |
| 01:00:53 |
Don't take this as a- |
| 01:00:54 |
You want to give me money? I do. |
| 01:00:55 |
Where are you going to get |
| 01:00:57 |
No, this has nothing |
| 01:00:59 |
The money you're gonna give me |
| 01:01:00 |
I'm not gonna get |
| 01:01:02 |
This has nothing to do |
| 01:01:03 |
So why are you going |
| 01:01:05 |
Did I ask you for money? |
| 01:01:06 |
And that's what I'm trying |
| 01:01:08 |
I'm not a pauper. I don't |
| 01:01:10 |
I don't need |
| 01:01:11 |
This is what I respect |
| 01:01:12 |
I knew you would |
| 01:01:14 |
but don't react this way. |
| 01:01:15 |
Don't react this way. |
| 01:01:18 |
That's what I gotta say to you. |
| 01:01:20 |
It's a saying- |
| 01:01:22 |
It loosely implies right here, this |
| 01:01:25 |
But forget about it. |
| 01:01:27 |
I don't need your money. |
| 01:01:28 |
And I don't like the way |
| 01:01:30 |
I don't like how you're talking |
| 01:01:33 |
I'd like to see the kids before |
| 01:01:35 |
No, that's not too much. To |
| 01:01:38 |
I'd like to see the kids |
| 01:01:40 |
Okay. This is not an insult. |
| 01:01:44 |
I'm just- I'm just saying |
| 01:01:47 |
You know, I wouldn't mind |
| 01:01:50 |
You know, just to see |
| 01:01:52 |
Maybe make, like, |
| 01:01:55 |
Or a latte. |
| 01:01:56 |
The milk probably |
| 01:02:00 |
Jack! |
| 01:02:02 |
Jack, wake up! |
| 01:02:04 |
Come on! I was talking. |
| 01:02:08 |
Okay, I have |
| 01:02:10 |
Oh, my God, I feel weird. |
| 01:02:14 |
Mm, you know Steve Lavisch? |
| 01:02:17 |
Of course. |
| 01:02:19 |
He, um- He paid The German |
| 01:02:24 |
Oh. |
| 01:02:26 |
And, um, he's going |
| 01:02:31 |
and just blow it up. |
| 01:02:32 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:02:35 |
You're so sweet |
| 01:02:37 |
Hey, do you think that |
| 01:02:44 |
Look at me for a second. |
| 01:02:46 |
What? |
| 01:02:48 |
I want to ask you |
| 01:02:52 |
Would you consider- |
| 01:02:55 |
...marrying me? |
| 01:02:57 |
Hold on. |
| 01:03:01 |
Hello? |
| 01:03:03 |
Yeah. Here |
| 01:03:06 |
He's not coming |
| 01:03:08 |
Robert Thompson Tournament. |
| 01:03:11 |
No, does not want |
| 01:03:13 |
Okay? You can take your tournament |
| 01:03:15 |
You can shove it in your ass |
| 01:03:18 |
Gimme. Hello? |
| 01:03:21 |
Yeah? |
| 01:03:23 |
What? |
| 01:03:25 |
Okay. Okay, I'll be |
| 01:03:28 |
What? What happened? |
| 01:03:30 |
The German, |
| 01:03:34 |
They want me back |
| 01:03:37 |
I'm back in. |
| 01:03:40 |
If I could just |
| 01:03:43 |
I don't look like I've |
| 01:03:45 |
Wish me luck. |
| 01:03:47 |
Wait, we're still |
| 01:03:52 |
There it is, Mike, |
| 01:03:54 |
straight from |
| 01:03:56 |
And you can clearly |
| 01:03:57 |
with the ace of diamonds |
| 01:03:59 |
That's a tough move. I've |
| 01:04:02 |
Well, indeed, the security |
| 01:04:05 |
More importantly, Jack Faro |
| 01:04:07 |
and becomes the sixth player |
| 01:04:10 |
And the Rabbit's Foot |
| 01:04:12 |
Indeed, it does. |
| 01:04:13 |
Meanwhile, The German |
| 01:04:16 |
and is being escorted out |
| 01:04:18 |
Sir, you're going to |
| 01:04:23 |
I can't find my bunny. |
| 01:04:27 |
Munchkin, he's a rabbit, |
| 01:04:29 |
Have you seen Munchkin? No, sir. |
| 01:04:31 |
I can't find my rabbit. |
| 01:04:34 |
Hey, Munchkin. Munchkin! |
| 01:04:37 |
Where is my rabbit? |
| 01:04:39 |
Hey, Munchkin? |
| 01:04:40 |
Munchkin, Munchkin, |
| 01:04:42 |
Excuse me, sir? Sir? |
| 01:04:43 |
Did you lose a bunny? |
| 01:04:45 |
Oh. |
| 01:04:46 |
This your rabbit? |
| 01:04:48 |
Ah, you found it. |
| 01:04:49 |
You found it |
| 01:04:50 |
Yeah, she was hopping |
| 01:04:52 |
That's so sweet. |
| 01:04:54 |
Well, she's back with you. |
| 01:04:56 |
Yeah. Thank you, |
| 01:04:58 |
Little Munchkin. |
| 01:05:03 |
It's the way |
| 01:05:05 |
Such a sweet little- |
| 01:05:09 |
Yeah, I'm ready to go. |
| 01:05:12 |
Yes. It's okay now. |
| 01:05:13 |
Munchkin. |
| 01:05:15 |
Yes, I've got you. |
| 01:05:17 |
Hey, my little one. |
| 01:05:21 |
Maybe two rival sports teams. |
| 01:05:23 |
The Yankees and the Red Sox, |
| 01:05:26 |
I don't know |
| 01:05:28 |
but to have them each |
| 01:05:31 |
so they're in basically |
| 01:05:34 |
Sir, you need |
| 01:05:35 |
Am I wearing my helmet? |
| 01:05:37 |
This is me. |
| 01:05:39 |
Hello, Mr. Lavisch. |
| 01:05:41 |
How are you, son? |
| 01:05:43 |
Mr. Lavisch, |
| 01:05:47 |
because I'm a survivor. |
| 01:05:48 |
And guess what. |
| 01:05:50 |
The Rabbit's Foot |
| 01:05:53 |
You are not blowing up |
| 01:05:56 |
not while I'm alive. |
| 01:05:57 |
Well, of course you can |
| 01:06:00 |
I wouldn't have it |
| 01:06:02 |
Would you like to press |
| 01:06:04 |
I think that would be |
| 01:06:06 |
Can you hear me? |
| 01:06:08 |
Can you hear me? |
| 01:06:10 |
Are you able to hear me? |
| 01:06:16 |
Jack, when I was |
| 01:06:19 |
I was stung by a phalanx |
| 01:06:24 |
They're not men, they're |
| 01:06:26 |
made of cowardly, |
| 01:06:29 |
I lost all the hearing |
| 01:06:32 |
and much of the hearing |
| 01:06:34 |
I don't even know what ear |
| 01:06:37 |
Hey, you know what? |
| 01:06:40 |
That's not going to work. |
| 01:06:42 |
You know why? |
| 01:06:44 |
Two rooms. |
| 01:06:47 |
I should have listened |
| 01:06:49 |
He said, "Don't go |
| 01:06:51 |
You've been eating |
| 01:06:54 |
Portuguese Men-of-War |
| 01:06:56 |
But I wouldn't listen. |
| 01:06:59 |
No, I had to go splashing off |
| 01:07:03 |
Brine is just |
| 01:07:06 |
They would've eaten me |
| 01:07:10 |
Sir. |
| 01:07:12 |
Is it my birthday? |
| 01:07:16 |
$10,000 million, |
| 01:07:19 |
the largest prize |
| 01:07:22 |
Six men and women, |
| 01:07:25 |
Deuce Fairbanks, |
| 01:07:29 |
This is his fourth visit |
| 01:07:33 |
Harold Melvin, |
| 01:07:37 |
with $1.5 million |
| 01:07:43 |
In fourth place, |
| 01:07:46 |
the woman. |
| 01:07:50 |
In third place, |
| 01:07:52 |
poker's bad boy. |
| 01:07:56 |
In second place, |
| 01:08:00 |
One-Eyed Jack Faro. |
| 01:08:05 |
In first place, |
| 01:08:08 |
Andy Andrews. |
| 01:08:11 |
Six players, six stories, |
| 01:08:16 |
Shuffling $100,000 blind. |
| 01:08:18 |
Shuffle up and deal. |
| 01:08:20 |
Holy shit. |
| 01:08:22 |
** |
| 01:08:27 |
Welcome, everyone, |
| 01:08:29 |
and, boy, |
| 01:08:30 |
Too exciting, |
| 01:08:34 |
Let's get to |
| 01:08:36 |
Deuce looks like |
| 01:08:38 |
whether or not to call. |
| 01:08:40 |
He has got |
| 01:08:44 |
All in. |
| 01:08:45 |
Call. |
| 01:08:51 |
Aces and jacks |
| 01:08:53 |
And Deuce takes the pot. |
| 01:08:57 |
Winner. |
| 01:08:58 |
Wow! Wow! |
| 01:09:00 |
How did you learn |
| 01:09:02 |
By playing darts? |
| 01:09:03 |
I was online |
| 01:09:05 |
looking for |
| 01:09:08 |
Harold Melvin has to play |
| 01:09:10 |
He's very short-stacked and |
| 01:09:12 |
It is by will alone |
| 01:09:14 |
It is by the juice of Sapho |
| 01:09:16 |
the lips acquire stains, |
| 01:09:18 |
It is by will alone |
| 01:09:22 |
Is that Rush? |
| 01:09:25 |
Where's Fred? |
| 01:09:27 |
It's, um |
| 01:09:30 |
The what? |
| 01:09:31 |
Fantasy football. |
| 01:09:34 |
It's, like, a big, |
| 01:09:36 |
Call. |
| 01:09:38 |
Kind of a big night |
| 01:09:41 |
How does he do it? |
| 01:09:42 |
How does he pick a kicker |
| 01:09:45 |
No, no. No, no. |
| 01:09:47 |
That's not gonna happen. |
| 01:09:50 |
All right, |
| 01:09:52 |
Daddy's working. |
| 01:09:54 |
No, no. Hey! Hey! |
| 01:09:56 |
Go upstairs. |
| 01:09:58 |
Put on a movie. |
| 01:10:00 |
Well, it gives him something |
| 01:10:02 |
No, but he's got |
| 01:10:03 |
It's not just |
| 01:10:04 |
I mean, he's designed a, um- |
| 01:10:08 |
I know, I hope nobody |
| 01:10:11 |
I wish I'd had a sister. |
| 01:10:14 |
Did you not ever have a sister, |
| 01:10:19 |
What do you mean when- |
| 01:10:20 |
Do you mean you lost |
| 01:10:22 |
Are you talking to me? |
| 01:10:25 |
No, I'm talking to |
| 01:10:27 |
I just have astigmatism. |
| 01:10:29 |
Well, I do have astigmatism, |
| 01:10:32 |
you making fun of people |
| 01:10:35 |
Thank you. |
| 01:10:37 |
Does anyone else out there |
| 01:10:44 |
You insulted half the people |
| 01:10:49 |
I'm going to raise |
| 01:10:54 |
750,000. |
| 01:10:55 |
Andy Andrew |
| 01:10:57 |
That's a huge raise |
| 01:11:00 |
And Deuce calls |
| 01:11:03 |
That's a very risky play. |
| 01:11:04 |
He is really |
| 01:11:06 |
I'm pulling for you, |
| 01:11:08 |
Deuce in a tough |
| 01:11:10 |
The flop comes, and it's |
| 01:11:12 |
I'm all in. |
| 01:11:13 |
Andy Andrews |
| 01:11:18 |
I'll call. |
| 01:11:20 |
I think that's |
| 01:11:22 |
That's coming from |
| 01:11:23 |
Imagine if Abe Lincoln showed |
| 01:11:26 |
The electric lights alone |
| 01:11:30 |
No 8. |
| 01:11:33 |
And now the river. |
| 01:11:36 |
Andy makes the flush, |
| 01:11:39 |
is the first one eliminated |
| 01:11:41 |
Deuce Fairbanks. |
| 01:11:43 |
Thank you, Russell. |
| 01:11:44 |
Sorry, Deuce. |
| 01:11:47 |
Can I stand up? |
| 01:11:58 |
There he goes. |
| 01:12:00 |
This is bullshit. He deserved |
| 01:12:02 |
He played terribly. |
| 01:12:07 |
Looks like Jack Faro's |
| 01:12:10 |
It's his trademark. |
| 01:12:11 |
That's why they call him |
| 01:12:14 |
Well, back to the action, |
| 01:12:15 |
and Andy Andrews |
| 01:12:18 |
He's certainly |
| 01:12:21 |
I'm going to make it... |
| 01:12:25 |
That's an aggressive bet |
| 01:12:27 |
I like it. |
| 01:12:30 |
Back over to Jack Faro. |
| 01:12:32 |
And for the first time |
| 01:12:35 |
Andy Andrews |
| 01:12:37 |
Some people |
| 01:12:39 |
It is a lifestyle choice. |
| 01:12:40 |
500,000 is the bet. |
| 01:12:46 |
Hey, where'd you say |
| 01:12:55 |
And I'll raise it 500. |
| 01:13:00 |
Andy Andrews has had a pretty |
| 01:13:03 |
but he may be looking |
| 01:13:05 |
than he can handle |
| 01:13:07 |
Dad, what are you |
| 01:13:10 |
Well, I didn't like they way |
| 01:13:13 |
and I thought |
| 01:13:14 |
and I would clear |
| 01:13:16 |
You don't have to clear |
| 01:13:18 |
I'm not the one that |
| 01:13:20 |
Well, I had a conversation |
| 01:13:24 |
This isn't about Fred. Okay? |
| 01:13:27 |
Larry's trying to play |
| 01:13:30 |
Dad. |
| 01:13:33 |
Call. |
| 01:13:35 |
Come on. |
| 01:13:36 |
I am. |
| 01:13:40 |
I'm sorry I yelled at you |
| 01:13:45 |
Two players. |
| 01:13:49 |
I'm all in. |
| 01:13:51 |
All in. |
| 01:13:55 |
I love it. |
| 01:13:57 |
The only way Andy |
| 01:13:58 |
is with a runner-runner. |
| 01:14:00 |
He needs help on the turn |
| 01:14:02 |
I can't wait to see |
| 01:14:05 |
I have a pair of 8s. |
| 01:14:10 |
Oh! I am pretty dead, |
| 01:14:14 |
Don't look at it |
| 01:14:15 |
Look at it as |
| 01:14:19 |
I am pretty dead. |
| 01:14:20 |
You're dead. |
| 01:14:22 |
I am dead. |
| 01:14:23 |
Set of queens. |
| 01:14:26 |
Jack Faro doubles up. |
| 01:14:33 |
All right, players, |
| 01:14:37 |
Hey, I'm on to you. |
| 01:14:40 |
Ooh, that was a tough |
| 01:14:44 |
Going in with pocket 8s. |
| 01:14:46 |
I know, I know. |
| 01:14:48 |
Yeah. Please leave me alone, okay? |
| 01:14:50 |
Hey, I told you already, |
| 01:14:52 |
Stop it, please. |
| 01:14:53 |
I'm on to you. |
| 01:14:55 |
How'd you get all the way |
| 01:14:57 |
by not knowing |
| 01:14:58 |
It's bullshit, okay? |
| 01:15:00 |
You may be fooling |
| 01:15:02 |
but you're not fooling me, |
| 01:15:03 |
This is my game, pal. |
| 01:15:05 |
This is my game, chief. Don't take |
| 01:15:08 |
You got problems |
| 01:15:09 |
you got problems |
| 01:15:11 |
I don't have |
| 01:15:12 |
I teach kids every day, |
| 01:15:15 |
You're a textbook case. |
| 01:15:16 |
Grow up. |
| 01:15:19 |
Just learn to love them. |
| 01:15:21 |
I'm just saying I know. |
| 01:15:24 |
You think you know |
| 01:15:29 |
Let's take a look |
| 01:15:31 |
Jack has a commanding lead right |
| 01:15:36 |
Larry's right behind him, |
| 01:15:37 |
Andy and Lainie |
| 01:15:39 |
and Harold is bringing up |
| 01:15:46 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:15:47 |
Small, big, 100, 200, |
| 01:15:52 |
Looks like Jack's in a |
| 01:15:55 |
Larry with the best hand, |
| 01:16:00 |
Call. |
| 01:16:01 |
And Jack making the bet, |
| 01:16:04 |
A club comes on the turn, |
| 01:16:07 |
but Larry is still |
| 01:16:11 |
600,000. |
| 01:16:13 |
Big bet from |
| 01:16:15 |
Call. |
| 01:16:16 |
And a call from Jack Faro. |
| 01:16:18 |
Jack needs an ace, |
| 01:16:24 |
And a club on the river gives |
| 01:16:27 |
Disaster card |
| 01:16:30 |
The pot is very big here. |
| 01:16:32 |
It's going to be |
| 01:16:33 |
to lay this hand down. |
| 01:16:37 |
Tough spot for Larry, |
| 01:16:39 |
a good enough player |
| 01:16:43 |
All in. |
| 01:16:44 |
All in. |
| 01:16:46 |
This is an immediate call |
| 01:16:48 |
Jack does have |
| 01:16:51 |
Queen, 7, 8, 6, nut flush. |
| 01:16:54 |
Winner. Big hand |
| 01:16:55 |
And Larry Schwartzman |
| 01:16:57 |
from this final table. |
| 01:17:03 |
Gee, that was fun. |
| 01:17:08 |
This was a lot of fun, |
| 01:17:10 |
You did good. |
| 01:17:13 |
Played the best I could. |
| 01:17:15 |
Thought I did |
| 01:17:18 |
Gambled. That's why |
| 01:17:21 |
And, uh, it's not- |
| 01:17:25 |
it's not the most |
| 01:17:26 |
And my sister's still in it. |
| 01:17:28 |
She's gonna kick ass. |
| 01:17:52 |
You played good. |
| 01:17:56 |
Dad, he caught |
| 01:17:58 |
What the hell |
| 01:18:01 |
Yeah, what do you mean? Why |
| 01:18:03 |
That's what happened. |
| 01:18:04 |
You had the best hand, |
| 01:18:07 |
You played good. |
| 01:18:09 |
Yeah, I mean, that's what |
| 01:18:12 |
That's what happens. |
| 01:18:14 |
Sometimes people |
| 01:18:16 |
they shouldn't even |
| 01:18:17 |
To me, that's not how |
| 01:18:19 |
I know, that was ridiculous. |
| 01:18:21 |
Yeah, you win that hand, |
| 01:18:24 |
you're gonna go |
| 01:18:25 |
That's my opinion. |
| 01:18:29 |
The name of the game, |
| 01:18:31 |
Poker. That's what the say. |
| 01:18:33 |
Poker. |
| 01:18:35 |
Is that fresh fruit? |
| 01:18:37 |
Yeah, yeah, it's- |
| 01:18:39 |
It's fresh? |
| 01:18:41 |
Well, I mean- |
| 01:18:42 |
It's- I mean, |
| 01:18:44 |
I didn't have no lunch. |
| 01:18:47 |
It's free, you know, |
| 01:18:49 |
Here, I'll give you a boat. |
| 01:18:51 |
Yeah, give me one. |
| 01:18:53 |
What could that jerk call you |
| 01:18:57 |
I mean, yeah. |
| 01:18:58 |
That's honeydew. |
| 01:19:00 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 01:19:02 |
That watermelon looks |
| 01:19:04 |
Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| 01:19:05 |
Remember, your mother |
| 01:19:07 |
Yeah. |
| 01:19:08 |
She could eat a whole |
| 01:19:11 |
She did a bunch, |
| 01:19:12 |
Yeah, remember that? |
| 01:19:13 |
All right, |
| 01:19:15 |
You played good. |
| 01:19:17 |
Well, thanks. |
| 01:19:19 |
This looks old. |
| 01:19:22 |
It looks old. |
| 01:19:23 |
I'm not saying |
| 01:19:25 |
I'll get you a sandwich. |
| 01:19:27 |
I'll get you a sandwich. Yeah, |
| 01:19:30 |
Four players remaining, |
| 01:19:31 |
and Harold Melvin |
| 01:19:33 |
He takes a nice-sized pot |
| 01:19:35 |
who has quietly |
| 01:19:37 |
That adds 500,000 |
| 01:19:39 |
You're building his stack. |
| 01:19:41 |
Yeah, I guess I just put |
| 01:19:44 |
back in the game. |
| 01:19:45 |
You have the vocabulary |
| 01:19:48 |
and the hairstyle |
| 01:19:50 |
Oh, man, that's really |
| 01:19:52 |
You know, it's interesting |
| 01:19:55 |
because I was once |
| 01:19:58 |
You know, |
| 01:19:59 |
No, no, I'm serious, |
| 01:20:01 |
she had a penis. |
| 01:20:04 |
Mike, Arrakean whores |
| 01:20:06 |
Well, that's not |
| 01:20:09 |
Science fiction. |
| 01:20:12 |
I miss your brother. |
| 01:20:14 |
I got to know him |
| 01:20:16 |
We chatted. |
| 01:20:17 |
I miss him, too. |
| 01:20:19 |
I don't miss him. |
| 01:20:20 |
Me, neither. |
| 01:20:21 |
Just 'cause he's out, |
| 01:20:23 |
into a good guy |
| 01:20:25 |
No player's been |
| 01:20:27 |
than Andy Andrews |
| 01:20:30 |
Every single time he's |
| 01:20:32 |
it seems to be |
| 01:20:35 |
He's been the chip leader |
| 01:20:37 |
and it looks like |
| 01:20:40 |
He's pulled a monster hand: |
| 01:20:43 |
I will make it 800,000. |
| 01:20:44 |
Raising to 800,000. |
| 01:20:46 |
That's a very |
| 01:20:51 |
Jack Faro, looking at the |
| 01:20:55 |
Just the two of you now. |
| 01:21:00 |
Tough break for Andy. |
| 01:21:02 |
King on the flop gives Jack |
| 01:21:05 |
I'll check. |
| 01:21:07 |
Let's see, now. |
| 01:21:09 |
All in. |
| 01:21:09 |
Why not? I call. |
| 01:21:11 |
Call. Let's see 'em. |
| 01:21:12 |
He's got you covered. |
| 01:21:14 |
This is a real setback |
| 01:21:16 |
He's called off all his chips |
| 01:21:18 |
and finds himself |
| 01:21:21 |
Pocket queens. |
| 01:21:23 |
King-jack. |
| 01:21:25 |
A queen would be good. |
| 01:21:28 |
Another king. |
| 01:21:29 |
Holy... |
| 01:21:31 |
Jack on the turn. |
| 01:21:33 |
He needs one of the two |
| 01:21:36 |
He's been lucky the whole time. |
| 01:21:39 |
Can he do it? |
| 01:21:41 |
A queen would be good. |
| 01:21:43 |
Ooh, six of spades. |
| 01:21:44 |
It's the end of the rainbow |
| 01:21:48 |
Andy Andrews. |
| 01:21:49 |
That's right, Andy Andrews. |
| 01:21:52 |
Shit. Good game, Andy. |
| 01:21:55 |
Thank you. |
| 01:21:57 |
You played well. |
| 01:21:58 |
No, I didn't. |
| 01:22:01 |
I know. |
| 01:22:03 |
We'll get a bite |
| 01:22:05 |
I would like that. |
| 01:22:11 |
I had the best hand, |
| 01:22:18 |
I played it exactly |
| 01:22:34 |
Harold Melvin's in a very |
| 01:22:36 |
He is severely short-stacked. |
| 01:22:38 |
He's picked up a pair of tens |
| 01:22:41 |
He needs the action. |
| 01:22:42 |
This is his only way |
| 01:22:44 |
Here's the flop. |
| 01:22:47 |
It's absolutely terrible |
| 01:22:49 |
Jack's now a 92% |
| 01:22:53 |
All in. |
| 01:22:54 |
Harold hung in there |
| 01:22:56 |
but I don't see how |
| 01:22:58 |
This guy has nine lives. |
| 01:22:59 |
60. |
| 01:23:02 |
Pot's right. |
| 01:23:04 |
Harold, all in. |
| 01:23:06 |
Pocket tens. |
| 01:23:08 |
Big slick, ace-king. |
| 01:23:09 |
Holy shit. |
| 01:23:11 |
And here's the turn. |
| 01:23:14 |
That's no help to Harold. |
| 01:23:15 |
He still needs a ten, |
| 01:23:17 |
eliminated in third place. |
| 01:23:19 |
An ace on the river |
| 01:23:21 |
two pair, aces and kings. |
| 01:23:23 |
Harold Melvin |
| 01:23:27 |
Good game. |
| 01:23:30 |
You played well. |
| 01:23:31 |
You, too. |
| 01:23:34 |
I came into the table at a |
| 01:23:38 |
I played as well as I could, but the |
| 01:23:41 |
Are we done? |
| 01:23:44 |
Harold. |
| 01:23:51 |
We're down to |
| 01:23:53 |
Lainie Schwartzman |
| 01:23:55 |
The winner of this tournament |
| 01:23:58 |
and the money's |
| 01:23:59 |
Think about |
| 01:24:01 |
That's three luxury homes, |
| 01:24:04 |
that's countless |
| 01:24:06 |
And how many speedboats? |
| 01:24:07 |
Speedboats. |
| 01:24:09 |
It would depend |
| 01:24:11 |
A $500,000 speedboat. |
| 01:24:13 |
You can probably do it on the back of |
| 01:24:17 |
It's, uh- |
| 01:24:19 |
20. The answer is 20. |
| 01:24:21 |
Well, maybe I was thinking of |
| 01:24:24 |
Or maybe you're |
| 01:24:33 |
Pressure. |
| 01:24:35 |
A lot of pressure, Jack. |
| 01:24:37 |
Sure is. |
| 01:24:39 |
And we're heads up. |
| 01:24:40 |
Lainie with |
| 01:24:42 |
She's been quietly |
| 01:24:45 |
6-8 of hearts. |
| 01:24:46 |
A playable hand here |
| 01:24:49 |
Yeah. |
| 01:24:54 |
Looks like he's |
| 01:24:55 |
Action on Lainie. |
| 01:24:58 |
I'll raise. |
| 01:24:59 |
Raising. |
| 01:25:00 |
And she's gonna raise. |
| 01:25:06 |
1.2 million more. |
| 01:25:08 |
1.2 million more. |
| 01:25:20 |
There it is. Call. |
| 01:25:23 |
Jack makes the call. |
| 01:25:24 |
And now |
| 01:25:32 |
7, 6, 4 on the flop |
| 01:25:35 |
She has an open-ended |
| 01:25:36 |
She needs a 3 or an 8 |
| 01:25:39 |
2 million to bet. |
| 01:25:40 |
$2 million. |
| 01:25:43 |
A pair of 6s. |
| 01:25:44 |
All in. |
| 01:25:45 |
That's 2 million, |
| 01:25:48 |
Great read from Jack Faro. |
| 01:25:58 |
I'm gonna call. |
| 01:25:59 |
And Lainie will |
| 01:26:01 |
Holy shit-fuckers. |
| 01:26:03 |
Jack is 66% to win. |
| 01:26:11 |
What are you gonna do |
| 01:26:15 |
I'm gonna save |
| 01:26:18 |
I kind of think my grandpa |
| 01:26:24 |
What about you? |
| 01:26:27 |
I've got five babies |
| 01:26:30 |
Wow. |
| 01:26:32 |
So this oughta do it for 'em. |
| 01:26:34 |
And, uh, you know... |
| 01:26:41 |
That's your lucky husband. |
| 01:26:44 |
My very lucky husband. |
| 01:26:46 |
If Lainie wins, |
| 01:26:49 |
Fuck. I need |
| 01:26:52 |
Let's see 'em. |
| 01:26:54 |
Holy shit. |
| 01:26:56 |
Open ended straight draw, |
| 01:26:58 |
4, 5, 6, 7. |
| 01:27:01 |
He's got a pair of 6s, |
| 01:27:07 |
Gonna need a 3. |
| 01:27:10 |
I need an ace. |
| 01:27:12 |
Ace. |
| 01:27:17 |
An 8. |
| 01:27:23 |
Ace. |
| 01:27:24 |
Lainie is the grand champion. |
| 01:27:34 |
Ace on the river. |
| 01:27:41 |
Aw, shit! |
| 01:27:44 |
Oh, shit. |
| 01:27:50 |
You take this now. |
| 01:27:52 |
It brought me luck. |
| 01:27:55 |
It'll bring you |
| 01:27:57 |
Yeah, I'm gonna need it. |
| 01:28:24 |
What? No. No, you didn't. Yes! |
| 01:28:25 |
No, you didn't! |
| 01:28:27 |
You didn't! |
| 01:28:28 |
Son of a bitch! |
| 01:28:30 |
Shh! Shh! |
| 01:28:33 |
What'd you do? |
| 01:28:36 |
Okay. |
| 01:28:42 |
You gotta bend back |
| 01:28:43 |
You gotta bend back. |
| 01:28:44 |
Oh, man. |
| 01:28:47 |
I know. I know. |
| 01:28:48 |
Oh, God, I wish I came. |
| 01:28:50 |
No, no, no. |
| 01:28:51 |
How did your night go? |
| 01:28:53 |
Hey, did you get Manning? |
| 01:28:55 |
I did. I got Manning. You did? |
| 01:28:57 |
Yeah. |
| 01:28:58 |
It's like |
| 01:29:01 |
It's like a $20 million night. I know. |
| 01:29:06 |
Oh, God. Oh, God. |
| 01:29:20 |
Grandpa. |
| 01:29:23 |
Are you- Are you- |
| 01:29:26 |
Yeah, Jack. |
| 01:29:27 |
Are you warm in that coat? |
| 01:29:32 |
No, I'm a ghost. |
| 01:29:34 |
Oh. So- Because we didn't |
| 01:29:37 |
I just wondered, did you |
| 01:29:41 |
Jack, I'm not here |
| 01:29:42 |
a fucking seminar |
| 01:29:44 |
I'm here to talk about |
| 01:29:48 |
Yeah, I'm sorry, Grandpa. |
| 01:29:51 |
Now, you listen to me. |
| 01:29:53 |
I started this |
| 01:29:57 |
I liked kneecapin' people. |
| 01:29:59 |
I liked cheating 'em, |
| 01:30:02 |
and watching their dreams |
| 01:30:05 |
Deuce and I are like that. |
| 01:30:06 |
You're not like that. |
| 01:30:09 |
You just do it because |
| 01:30:11 |
Well, that's a waste of time. |
| 01:30:13 |
Go live your life. |
| 01:30:14 |
Want to shut up? |
| 01:30:18 |
What about your legacy, |
| 01:30:20 |
Aw, I don't care |
| 01:30:23 |
I'm dead. You can dig up my corpse |
| 01:30:26 |
Maybe you fags |
| 01:30:29 |
You ever had your ass kicked |
| 01:30:35 |
Grandpa! |
| 01:30:38 |
Grandpa? |
| 01:30:43 |
Jack grew up |
| 01:30:46 |
Jack knows what |
| 01:30:48 |
And if he would've won, |
| 01:30:51 |
The Rabbit's Foot would've |
| 01:30:54 |
Now they're doing something |
| 01:30:57 |
But it's like everything else, you know? |
| 01:30:58 |
One of these days |
| 01:31:08 |
Mr. Lavisch. |
| 01:31:10 |
Renee. |
| 01:31:11 |
First of all, |
| 01:31:15 |
for calling you |
| 01:31:19 |
pathetic excuse |
| 01:31:27 |
I would humbly |
| 01:31:32 |
letting me back |
| 01:31:36 |
You know what the problem is? |
| 01:31:37 |
It's really two rooms, isn't it? It is. |
| 01:31:41 |
It's not one room, it's two rooms. Yeah. |
| 01:31:44 |
That's really what it is. |
| 01:31:48 |
At first it's hard to notice. |
| 01:31:55 |
Dad, can I just |
| 01:31:57 |
And then we could |
| 01:31:59 |
Look, two things. |
| 01:32:01 |
First of all, |
| 01:32:04 |
unless it's Thanksgiving |
| 01:32:05 |
or your birthday. |
| 01:32:07 |
I know. |
| 01:32:09 |
What's the second thing? |
| 01:32:11 |
Thanksgiving, birthday. |
| 01:32:15 |
Put on your hard hat. |
| 01:32:18 |
Sorry. Safety first. |
| 01:32:24 |
I read a book |
| 01:32:27 |
who said "change |
| 01:32:30 |
and I looked at it as |
| 01:32:31 |
piece of ammunition |
| 01:32:33 |
that nobody else |
| 01:32:35 |
We're gonna go undercover |
| 01:32:38 |
We're gonna |
| 01:32:40 |
We don't know |
| 01:32:42 |
We're so dumb, |
| 01:32:43 |
Of course, I've played online. |
| 01:32:44 |
Of course, I've sat |
| 01:32:47 |
I've won over |
| 01:32:50 |
And it worked. |
| 01:32:51 |
I come in pretending |
| 01:32:53 |
I'm this guy Andy Andy, |
| 01:32:55 |
and I take out Phil Hellmuth |
| 01:33:02 |
All right, I didn't win, |
| 01:33:04 |
but jeez, it was great. |
| 01:33:17 |
I lost. I came in third. |
| 01:33:20 |
Ruth disappeared one day, |
| 01:33:23 |
and I thought that she had |
| 01:33:28 |
but then she called |
| 01:33:32 |
Frank Werbe has theories |
| 01:33:35 |
that suggest |
| 01:33:38 |
so, not surprisingly, |
| 01:33:40 |
Ruth made a poor choice |
| 01:33:46 |
I am alone in my |
| 01:33:48 |
which is neither |
| 01:33:51 |
It is simply |
| 01:33:56 |
Things are good. |
| 01:33:58 |
Believe it or not, |
| 01:34:02 |
but I- |
| 01:34:04 |
I've been teaching poker |
| 01:34:09 |
trying to get them in it. |
| 01:34:10 |
My sister. |
| 01:34:11 |
And, you know, I've actually |
| 01:34:13 |
with Lainie and Fred |
| 01:34:16 |
and hanging out with them, |
| 01:34:17 |
and, you know, |
| 01:34:19 |
this woman twice a week, |
| 01:34:22 |
and she's awesome. |
| 01:34:25 |
Um, it was something I never |
| 01:34:29 |
the idea of going |
| 01:34:32 |
you know, prostitute, |
| 01:34:37 |
It's worked out for me, |
| 01:34:41 |
a ranch-style |
| 01:34:46 |
that he always- |
| 01:34:47 |
He's always loved |
| 01:34:51 |
you know, I got him |
| 01:34:53 |
And, uh, |
| 01:34:59 |
When I won The Grand, |
| 01:35:02 |
and I felt, like, |
| 01:35:05 |
I don't know why. |
| 01:35:08 |
I felt bad for Larry, |
| 01:35:11 |
but, um... |
| 01:35:15 |
That little girl is tough. |
| 01:35:16 |
She, um... |
| 01:35:18 |
She got the ace on the river |
| 01:35:22 |
The second time, of course, |
| 01:35:25 |
since it put me |
| 01:35:27 |
Well, Fred and I |
| 01:35:28 |
and we decided to invest |
| 01:35:32 |
Although I think, um, |
| 01:35:34 |
Fred wants to change the name |
| 01:35:37 |
but we're working it out |
| 01:35:46 |
So the Rabbit's Foot |
| 01:35:48 |
It's not gonna get torn down. |
| 01:35:52 |
I do think that there's |
| 01:35:55 |
and there's |
| 01:35:57 |
and there's some big, giant chasm |
| 01:36:02 |
and I now have come to believe |
| 01:36:06 |
and things happen |
| 01:36:10 |
some big mystical plan. |
| 01:36:52 |
New York, New York? |
| 01:36:55 |
I can go |
| 01:36:56 |
and experience that |
| 01:36:59 |
Or you've got |
| 01:37:01 |
Oh! Oh, now, let me see. |
| 01:37:05 |
And you have the, uh, |
| 01:37:08 |
Uh, great, you know. |
| 01:37:10 |
Triangle. |
| 01:37:12 |
I also tried |
| 01:37:14 |
at least nine hours |
| 01:37:16 |
and also- also, |
| 01:37:20 |
to do sex with me. |
| 01:37:22 |
And that's how I prepare |
| 01:37:25 |
Can I get a, uh- |
| 01:37:28 |
Um, whatever, you know? |
| 01:37:30 |
I mean, |
| 01:37:31 |
Oh, wait, I'm buying. |
| 01:37:33 |
Give me a Stuttering |
| 01:37:34 |
I'll have a... just a beer, |
| 01:37:37 |
Baby's Coffin for him, |
| 01:37:40 |
Let's get a Hideous Canadian, |
| 01:37:43 |
Just a whatever. |
| 01:37:45 |
What's that? |
| 01:37:46 |
I don't know, it's like |
| 01:37:48 |
and some other crap. |
| 01:37:50 |
No, you know, I don't |
| 01:37:52 |
I never did like |
| 01:37:54 |
I enjoy Russian dressing. |
| 01:37:55 |
What would be an example |
| 01:37:57 |
I might ask you |
| 01:37:58 |
Well, how did- When did |
| 01:38:01 |
Mm-hmm. When did you |
| 01:38:04 |
Renee. |
| 01:38:05 |
Yeah. |
| 01:38:07 |
No, I'm just saying |
| 01:38:09 |
The body of the goose |
| 01:38:11 |
and you hold the neck, and you |
| 01:38:15 |
But what happened to me is that |
| 01:38:17 |
It just dislocated my wrist. |
| 01:38:20 |
So that was bad. |
| 01:38:37 |
Are there any other questions |
| 01:38:40 |
Um... |
| 01:38:44 |
Are you telling me |
| 01:38:46 |
Well, I'm just asking whether |
| 01:38:47 |
Yeah, they've got |
| 01:38:49 |
What would they be? |
| 01:38:50 |
Um, who your |
| 01:38:51 |
And who are your |
| 01:38:52 |
Barry Blaustein. |
| 01:38:55 |
Mr. Blaustein. |
| 01:38:57 |
By the way, |
| 01:39:01 |
You know, it's a point |
| 01:39:03 |
that nobody ever committed |
| 01:39:07 |
No, it doesn't mean that. |
| 01:39:09 |
No, it's 'cause I'm a giant. |
| 01:39:11 |
It's 'cause I'm going |
| 01:39:13 |
'cause that's where |
| 01:39:15 |
Yeah, well, I'm married. I'm married |
| 01:39:19 |
From what Fred tells me |
| 01:39:21 |
everybody just sits around |
| 01:39:24 |
and every story ends |
| 01:39:28 |
They get struck |
| 01:39:30 |
He's like a savant. |
| 01:39:34 |
He can't do math in life, |
| 01:39:37 |
He can figure out |
| 01:39:39 |
Like right now, |
| 01:39:41 |
That's the pot, |
| 01:39:43 |
What's the odds? |
| 01:39:44 |
That's correct. |
| 01:39:45 |
No, no, |
| 01:39:47 |
Well, this is a pretty |
| 01:39:49 |
Um, who are some |
| 01:39:54 |
Who are other players |
| 01:39:56 |
Yeah. |
| 01:39:57 |
Every morning, |
| 01:40:00 |
All right? Get up, |
| 01:40:02 |
I pull the bed away |
| 01:40:04 |
I mean, it's already |
| 01:40:06 |
Drink a raw egg, |
| 01:40:08 |
then go back to bed, |
| 01:40:10 |
* 12 steps * |
| 01:40:17 |
* Only 12 steps |
| 01:40:43 |
* I walked to New York, |
| 01:40:47 |
* I lived on a mountain |
| 01:40:52 |
* I bought an old barn |
| 01:40:57 |
* But there's no place |
| 01:41:02 |
* Livin' today is just |
| 01:41:07 |
* There's a look on your face, |
| 01:41:12 |
* Take all my money, |
| 01:41:16 |
* 'Cause there's nobody |
| 01:41:41 |
* I prayed to Buddha, |
| 01:41:46 |
* I turned to Jesus |
| 01:41:51 |
* I fell in deep, |
| 01:41:55 |
* Now there's nobody cleaner |
| 01:42:04 |
** |
| 01:43:56 |
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