Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

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00:00:38 It’s the Christmas season,
00:00:40 a time for telling colourful
00:00:43 My favourite story of all time
00:00:47 She had this encounter with a reindeer.
00:00:53 Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:00:57 walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
00:01:02 You can say there’s no such thing
00:01:06 but as for me and grandpa, we believe.
00:01:10 Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
00:01:13 And as incredible as it was,
00:01:18 But I’m getting ahead of myself.
00:01:20 So let’s go back to the beginning.
00:01:26 It was December and everyone in Cityville
00:01:32 And no place was busier
00:01:36 My grandma’s store!
00:01:40 There it is.
00:01:41 Check it out.
00:01:44 She carried all kinds of stuff
00:01:48 She sold decorations, handmade toys –
00:01:50 at least one of anything you could
00:01:55 There’s grandma.
00:01:56 Did I mention she likes to dress up
00:02:01 while their parents shop?
00:02:03 “And the little baby Christmas tree
00:02:09 And that’s me, Jake Spankenheimer.
00:02:11 Cousin Mel is scaring away
00:02:14 You can stop right there.
00:02:18 Now, what seems to be the problem?
00:02:21 Problem? No problem.
00:02:23 No money, no merchandise.
00:02:25 No way!
00:02:27 Your credit is always good here, Martha.
00:02:29 Why, you just stop by
00:02:33 Thanks, grandma.
00:02:36 You, too.
00:02:38 Things have to change.
00:02:40 This store can’t get rich selling
00:02:44 You’re not a businesswoman.
00:02:50 Everyone else is happy the way things are.
00:02:54 Beats punching a time clock
00:02:56 I like spending time with the family at work.
00:02:58 You see, look around you.
00:03:00 We are rich.
00:03:02 Life’s about being nice to people.
00:03:04 Money – ah!
00:03:06 I’d say we make enough.
00:03:08 Enough?
00:03:09 Enough is never enough!
00:03:19 A set of replacement wheels
00:03:22 Adding to your Christmas wish list?
00:03:25 Sisters!
00:03:26 Ah, yeah, I thought so.
00:03:28 A computer nerd who still
00:03:31 You’re so reality challenged.
00:03:35 Daphne, stop teasing your brother!
00:03:38 He started it!
00:03:42 Come on downstairs.
00:03:47 Tell her, mom.
00:03:48 Santa Claus is real.
00:03:49 Well,
00:03:51 there’s no easy answer.
00:03:53 Historically, there was a saint Nick who
00:03:55 with a loving heart filled children’s
00:04:00 So, Santa today represents
00:04:04 giving to others.
00:04:09 Dad, is Santa Claus real?
00:04:14 What your mother said.
00:04:16 Hey, who wants to put up a tree?
00:04:18 Oh, right, Christmas tree!
00:04:22 That’s not a Christmas tree.
00:04:24 You’re looking at the new inflatable
00:04:27 by the Cityville Own-all Corporation.
00:04:30 But our family always goes out
00:04:34 Don’t you want to save the forest?
00:04:37 Nobody gets a tree anymore.
00:04:39 It’s not cool.
00:04:50 Wish they had Christmas trees
00:04:55 Here we go again.
00:04:57 We had to chop our trees down by hand.
00:05:00 Never forget the time I had to use
00:05:05 Last time you told it,
00:05:08 Okay, everyone, gather ’round your dad.
00:05:10 I want a video of our first
00:05:14 This tree is going to save lots of time.
00:05:16 What’s the fun in that?
00:05:19 Where’s the jabbing yourself
00:05:22 hanging ornaments, the old-fashioned
00:05:28 If you like old-fashioned smells
00:05:36 Oops…
00:05:37 Sorry.
00:05:43 As crazy as things were at home,
00:05:46 they got crazier the day I met
00:05:51 – Excuse me. I’m…
00:05:54 CEO of the Cityville Own-all Corporation.
00:05:58 Grandma says you own everything.
00:06:01 Well, not yet, but that’s why
00:06:04 I’m sure she wants to see you.
00:06:07 But right now, grandma Elfen-heimer
00:06:12 I heard about that.
00:06:13 Say, you wouldn’t happen to have
00:06:17 Nope, sorry. But there’s a troll costume.
00:06:24 Well, grandma Elfenheimer.
00:06:27 Mr. Austin “Troll” Bucks.
00:06:30 I don’t suppose you’re dressed that way
00:06:33 No. I did it so you’d listen
00:06:37 Didn’t help. Don’t want to listen.
00:06:39 I’ll pay a lot of money.
00:06:41 Ka-ching!
00:06:43 You’d be selling to the biggest
00:06:46 Do you know why my company controls
00:06:49 Because people are too busy
00:06:53 With their cellular phones
00:06:56 they’re never really away from work.
00:06:58 And you figure you’re helping.
00:06:59 Yes. There wouldn’t be a Cityville
00:07:03 Your store sits on the perfect place
00:07:08 Picture it: Gifts delivered on
00:07:15 Isn’t that what Santa does?
00:07:17 How cute. He still believes in
00:07:20 Jake, do you think
00:07:23 Are you kidding?
00:07:25 I love this place.
00:07:27 You with no store would be like
00:07:31 Well, there you have it –
00:07:35 Surely you’re not going to let Jake
00:07:39 He’s just a kid.
00:07:41 In case you change your mind.
00:07:44 Thank you.
00:07:46 And you can keep the troll costume.
00:07:49 Bye-bye.
00:07:51 I’ve always loved a man in tights.
00:07:57 Grandma, do you realize
00:08:00 You let my fortune walk out the door!
00:08:02 That was my future!
00:08:05 I mean Jake’s future –
00:08:07 Money for college, travel to Italy,
00:08:13 I’d tell you to put a cork in it,
00:08:17 But grandmas shouldn’t talk that way.
00:08:19 Grandma,
00:08:20 if this store were mine,
00:08:22 I’d sell it.
00:08:24 Cousin Mel,
00:08:28 Oh, yeah!
00:08:36 We’ll see.
00:08:40 Cousin Mel was wrong.
00:08:41 You can keep a store going
00:08:45 By the looks of my house
00:08:48 you’d think grandma was single-handedly
00:08:52 with Christmas goodies.
00:08:53 The way I see it, you can divide
00:08:57 People who like fruitcake,
00:09:03 The holidays were upon us
00:09:08 till the day I heard the doorbell
00:09:13 I grabbed the wife and children
00:09:18 My yearly Christmas nightmare
00:09:22 It was harder than the head
00:09:25 heavy as a sermon of preacher Lucky,
00:09:28 one’s enough to give the whole state
00:09:32 It was denser than a drove of
00:09:35 tougher than a truckload of all-beef jerky
00:09:38 drier than a drought in Albuquerque –
00:09:40 grandma’s killer fruitcake.
00:09:43 You’re a great helper, Jake.
00:09:45 Now, just stir that bowl of ingredients
00:09:48 Grandma, Jake,
00:09:52 I can’t find him anywhere.
00:09:54 Why, I wonder where that adorable dog
00:09:58 Come on, Jake.
00:10:02 Hah! I don’t know who buys your
00:10:05 but this will for darn sure
00:10:09 That ought to stop people
00:10:12 and with no customers you’ll
00:10:17 Doofus was right next to the fireplace.
00:10:20 Must have missed him.
00:10:22 What were you saying?
00:10:25 Oh, sell a lot, the way
00:10:36 Careful, grandma. Don’t drink too much
00:10:40 You’d think at my age you’d
00:10:44 Now, where’d I put those pills?
00:10:50 I’ve got some mistletoe and holly. Who’s
00:10:54 – Can’t. Have to call my boyfriend.
00:11:00 The game’s just starting on TV.
00:11:03 My little man.
00:11:05 Thanks.
00:11:06 Nobody understood me like grandma did.
00:11:09 Christmas time was as important to her
00:11:18 Well, we did it.
00:11:19 That’s right on the nose, Jake.
00:11:22 We did it.
00:11:25 The sooner you go to sleep,
00:11:29 Grandma, Daphne says
00:11:33 Well, that’s because she
00:11:35 Have you ever seen him?
00:11:37 No, but I’ve seen him in the smiles of people
00:11:44 If you ever run into him, say hi for me.
00:11:51 Good night, Jake.
00:11:57 Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:12:01 walking home from our house
00:12:06 You can say there’s no such thing
00:12:10 but as for me and grandpa, we believe.
00:12:13 Well, I’m fixing to take these
00:12:16 to the volunteers at the Cityville
00:12:19 It’s too late to go out now, grandma.
00:12:22 If I’d had some help I would have been
00:12:25 – I was busy.
00:12:30 You’ve been drinking too much eggnog.
00:12:34 – Please, don’t go!
00:12:40 Besides, I left my medication
00:12:58 On, Donner! On, Blitzen!
00:13:03 It’s him! Santa Claus!
00:13:06 He is real!
00:13:09 Grandma, watch out!
00:13:28 Come on, everyone!
00:13:30 Hurry! Grandma got run over
00:13:34 – Jake, close the door and get in here.
00:13:39 The only person who needs
00:13:43 Now, Jake, calm down. Take a breath.
00:13:46 Okay, Santa Claus was
00:13:49 And grandma was walking like this
00:13:53 Now, honey, you must have had
00:13:56 In case you haven’t noticed, Frank, your
00:14:00 – What affliction?
00:14:03 He’s got all the symptoms:
00:14:05 Writing lists to Santa, checking them
00:14:09 falling asleep before midnight.
00:14:12 You saw what happened, didn’t you,
00:14:18 I’m sorry. Were you talking to me?
00:14:20 I was too busy watching grandma get
00:14:25 Yes!
00:14:26 What a sight!
00:14:29 Grandma takes a header into the
00:14:33 like the ghost of Christmas past!
00:14:36 And that’s what’s called an advanced
00:14:41 Oh, honestly, grandpa.
00:14:43 We’ve got to go help grandma!
00:14:49 Nothing is out there.
00:14:51 Frank, do something.
00:14:53 Look, Jake, if I call the local shelter
00:14:57 will you go to bed?
00:14:58 But she won’t!
00:15:00 I saw her!
00:15:02 I told you Santa hit her with his sleigh!
00:15:05 Call the police!
00:15:09 That’s right, officer.
00:15:12 Hit by Santa’s sleigh.
00:15:15 Yes, we’ve been drinking eggnog.
00:15:19 They’ll be out first thing in the morning.
00:15:23 And what did you see, young man?
00:15:26 I saw grandma get run over by a reindeer.
00:15:29 Here we go again.
00:15:31 Sorry, son, impossible.
00:15:33 There’s no such thing as Santa Claus.
00:15:36 Is, too.
00:15:38 We got a code 12-25:
00:15:41 family dispute.
00:15:43 I’ll show you where she got run over.
00:15:47 When we found her Christmas morning
00:15:52 at the scene of the attack…
00:15:56 … she had hoofprints on her forehead
00:16:00 and incriminating Claus marks
00:16:03 Okay, we’ve got some reindeer hoofprints
00:16:07 Oh, yeah!
00:16:08 What appears to be an impression of a
00:16:11 How do we know it’s grandma?
00:16:19 That’s one of grandma’s shoes.
00:16:22 That’s her special Christmas mug.
00:16:26 Her medicine.
00:16:29 And her cookies and…
00:16:31 her fruitcake!
00:16:40 Officer Lyon, check this out.
00:16:42 Ooh, what do you make of this?
00:16:44 Offhand, I’d say that’s animal hair.
00:16:49 By the markings, a sleigh-puller. Powerful,
00:16:55 But it’s just a guess.
00:16:56 Okay, then. I’ll just put it down
00:17:00 What’s the code for that?
00:17:02 You should remember that one.
00:17:05 Oh, right, 12-24.
00:17:08 I get it.
00:17:09 12-24: Day before Christmas.
00:17:11 Just a minute, Sherlock.
00:17:13 Before you put out an APB for a sleigh
00:17:16 who, may I remind you, does not exist –
00:17:19 I’d like to know where grandma is.
00:17:22 Good point. We can work
00:17:25 Better get looking for the old broad.
00:17:27 We’ll need a photo of the missing person.
00:17:31 That started the biggest grandma hunt
00:17:35 The police searched every
00:17:38 Time passed, and police kept
00:17:41 Months went by.
00:17:43 We looked and looked.
00:17:46 I even got permission to put
00:17:49 Nothing helped, not even stories
00:17:54 Grandma was nowhere to be found.
00:17:59 Grandma’s Christmas gifts remained
00:18:06 Grandpa tried to cope by playing cards
00:18:10 It wasn’t any better at the store,
00:18:15 But without grandma,
00:18:22 My office said you called
00:18:24 I wanted to apologize for the way
00:18:30 Did anyone ever tell you’re very good
00:18:33 … deep pockets?
00:18:39 I was dusting.
00:18:40 Well, go dust somewhere else!
00:18:42 You can’t tell me what to do.
00:18:49 That reminds me, are you still interested
00:18:54 Well, it’s the ideal location for our
00:18:57 Good, because I know grandma
00:19:01 I have the deed right here.
00:19:04 Unfortunately, your name’s not on the
00:19:08 But if grandpa agrees,
00:19:12 I’m sure I can trick… I mean,
00:19:22 You’ve been so depressed
00:19:25 That’s why I had you bring me to my
00:19:31 I’ll cure your sorrow.
00:19:32 We’ll spruce up the store, order
00:19:36 It’s right here in these papers.
00:19:40 Sing?
00:19:41 No, sign.
00:19:42 Sure.
00:19:43 So, sign.
00:19:45 I’d rather sing.
00:19:51 Grandma’s spending Christmas
00:19:55 since that reindeer ran her down
00:20:00 Grandma’s hanging out
00:20:05 for the heavenliest Christmas of her life.
00:20:09 She’s standing under the mistletoe
00:20:13 He’s been consoling her
00:20:18 Then Elvis offers her the keys
00:20:22 well, well, and a couple of sheets
00:20:28 Grandma’s spending Christmas
00:20:32 since that reindeer ran her down
00:20:37 Grandma’s hanging out
00:20:41 for the heavenliest Christmas
00:20:50 Okay, I’ll sign.
00:20:52 Oh, this is easier than I thought.
00:20:54 Sign here and here. Initial this.
00:20:57 Oh, and this one gives me power
00:21:01 I’ll be your dedicated money manager
00:21:05 I do feel better.
00:21:07 Perfect!
00:21:12 This is it. The last of grandma’s
00:21:16 Oh, do you think it’s still good?
00:21:20 Preservatives? It’s a fruitcake.
00:21:24 What do we do when it’s sold?
00:21:27 Nothing!
00:21:29 Because we’re going to be rich!
00:21:31 We won the lottery!
00:21:33 – We’re going to be rich?
00:21:36 We could retire?
00:21:38 What’s going on?
00:21:39 Our boat’s come in.
00:21:43 – Won the lottery? All right!
00:21:47 Actually, I’m going over to see Austin
00:21:51 Thank grandpa.
00:21:55 Do what?
00:21:57 Grandpa!
00:21:58 How could you do that?
00:22:01 I thought I was helping.
00:22:03 Talk about having your cake
00:22:08 I’ve got to stop her.
00:22:37 Mr. Buck’s office – which way?
00:22:44 Jake! Nice stop.
00:22:46 Please, please don’t buy grandma’s store.
00:22:49 Too late, kid. With this last piece of
00:22:54 Who are you?
00:22:56 Cousin Mel’s attorney, I. M. Slime.
00:22:59 You said it, not me.
00:23:02 Sorry, Jake.
00:23:04 The only person who can stop this sale
00:23:07 no one knows what happened to her.
00:23:09 She got run over by Santa’s reindeer.
00:23:11 I just need more time to find grandma.
00:23:14 Now, Austin, darling, why don’t we go
00:23:18 and consummate this deal?
00:23:23 You got it, kid. This deal doesn’t
00:23:28 No!
00:23:29 You’re an attorney. Do something!
00:23:33 A bit of advice.
00:23:34 If you really believe grandma was run over
00:23:39 He should know where grandma is.
00:23:42 Okay, I will!
00:23:49 I have till the end of the week to stop
00:23:54 Look, Sherlock. You’ve tried your best
00:23:58 Your room is search central.
00:24:00 You got no results from your
00:24:03 Your dry erase board is full of
00:24:07 Give it up.
00:24:22 You’re right, Doofus, we can’t give up.
00:24:31 What’s this?
00:24:33 Printout of my old Christmas list?
00:24:35 Look, Doofus, it’s not as simple as adding
00:24:40 and e-mailing it to Santa Claus.
00:24:43 Wait.
00:24:45 Doofus, you’re a genius!
00:24:48 To Santa Claus @SantaClausIsReal.com.
00:25:22 Quincy, you better see this.
00:25:31 None.
00:25:32 Not a single letter from Cityville.
00:25:34 It’s as if they’re too busy
00:25:37 mass-produced lives to need me anymore.
00:25:40 Excuse me.
00:25:41 I might as well shave my beard
00:25:46 If I could meet just one stinking person
00:25:49 who understands the holidays are about
00:25:52 with only a touch of conspicuous
00:25:59 Yes, Quincy? What’s this?
00:26:01 Careful, Royce.
00:26:03 Donna wanted a doll with braids with
00:26:06 She’s on the good list.
00:26:11 The mystery of grandma X is solved.
00:26:17 Grandma Spankenheimer?
00:26:19 Grandma Spankenheimer?
00:26:21 Spankenheimer?
00:26:25 No, never met her. But you might ask
00:26:28 Classic case of amnesia.
00:26:31 The Christmas lights are on but
00:26:35 E-mail a reply immediately!
00:26:40 I have a better idea.
00:27:04 Call off the hound!
00:27:08 Hi, I’m Quincy,
00:27:10 Santa’s elf.
00:27:11 Top elf, to be exact.
00:27:13 I fly right seat on the sleigh.
00:27:16 The man in the red suit doesn’t make
00:27:20 You’re an elf.
00:27:22 The genuine article.
00:27:29 What are you doing here in September?
00:27:31 I came to ask a question.
00:27:34 Would you like to find your grandma?
00:27:36 More than all the presents in the world.
00:27:39 Then follow me.
00:27:43 Grandpa, I’m going to the North Pole
00:27:46 Fine, thanks for telling me.
00:28:00 Old St. Nick and Mrs. Claus
00:28:03 decided just this year:
00:28:06 there won’t be any Christmas –
00:28:09 the feeling’s just not here.
00:28:12 Some kids get more than they need
00:28:14 and some are spoiled rotten.
00:28:17 And when it comes to Christmas time
00:28:20 too many are forgotten.
00:28:22 It will feel like Christmas
00:28:25 to people everywhere,
00:28:28 it will feel like Christmas
00:28:31 when we all learn to share.
00:28:34 Santa said to Mrs. Claus
00:28:37 “Something’s way off track –
00:28:39 I can’t get into Christmas
00:28:42 until the spirit’s back.”
00:28:45 It will feel like Christmas
00:28:48 to people everywhere,
00:28:51 it will feel like Christmas
00:28:53 when we all learn to share.
00:29:02 You better have a good reason
00:29:06 and brought a human here.
00:29:09 Thought you’d like to meet
00:29:12 The Jake Spankenheimer who loves
00:29:15 video games, pillow fights
00:29:17 procrastinates once in a while with his
00:29:21 writes to me every Christmas
00:29:25 It’s nice to finally meet someone from
00:29:31 Pretty cool.
00:29:33 Which is why you’re not sweeping up
00:29:39 Grandma, there’s someone here
00:29:44 Grandma!
00:29:51 Okay, I’ll bite. Who is he?
00:29:56 It’s me, Jake. Don’t you remember?
00:30:00 No, nothin’.
00:30:02 Wait…
00:30:04 No. Thought I had somethin’.
00:30:07 You’ve got to remember.
00:30:08 Cousin Mel’s taking over.
00:30:10 Who’s cousin Mel?
00:30:12 You know, big red hair, greedy,
00:30:15 too much jewelry, beats grandpa at cards.
00:30:18 She doesn’t sound very nice.
00:30:21 She isn’t.
00:30:22 If you don’t come back right away she’s
00:30:27 Without it, our family and Christmas
00:30:31 That’s terrible.
00:30:33 Who are you again?
00:30:35 Will you come back with me
00:30:38 Better than laying around here all day
00:30:41 Oh, yeah!
00:30:42 Quincy, hook up the reindeer to the sleigh.
00:30:45 We’re headed to the city.
00:30:54 Turn here.
00:30:57 We’re here!
00:30:59 Better park in back.
00:31:02 Cousin Mel wasn’t about
00:31:05 I remember what happened next.
00:31:14 That was a landin’.
00:31:16 I better sit here till my stomach
00:31:20 There’s no time, grandma.
00:31:22 Quincy, keep an eye on things.
00:31:25 Right, boss.
00:31:30 It’s grandma!
00:31:31 She’s supposed to be missing.
00:31:33 Ah, this ruins everything.
00:31:36 Mr. Bucks will call off the deal.
00:31:41 – Ten percent.
00:31:44 Done.
00:31:47 I’ve got an idea.
00:31:49 You just make sure grandma stays missing.
00:32:10 Hey! Hey! Come back!
00:32:15 Grandma Spankenheimer?
00:32:17 Yes, they sent me down to get you.
00:32:21 Sure, sweetie.
00:32:22 Say, you wouldn’t happen to have any antacid?
00:32:29 Wait!
00:32:31 Mr. Bucks, you can’t buy the store
00:32:34 It’s not hers to sell.
00:32:36 I found grandma.
00:32:37 She’s waiting downstairs.
00:32:39 Santa will explain everything.
00:32:46 Sorry.
00:32:47 Used to chimneys, not stairs.
00:32:49 Fill them in while I get grandma.
00:32:52 And, uh, you would be?
00:32:55 Santa Claus.
00:33:00 You know – ho-ho-ho!
00:33:03 Not to embarrass you, but I’m afraid
00:33:06 false beard and call themselves
00:33:12 You’re Austin Bucks!
00:33:13 When you were six years old, you wanted
00:33:18 Lieutenant Neutron?
00:33:19 He was the best!
00:33:21 – Hey, how did you know that?
00:33:26 Amazing!
00:33:28 Unbelievable.
00:33:30 So what did happen to grandma?
00:33:32 I was makin’ my usual rounds…
00:33:35 On, Donner! On, Dasher!
00:33:38 Something made my reindeer
00:33:41 Wha-ha!
00:33:42 Follow me, guys!
00:33:44 I tried to stop them.
00:33:47 But nothing worked.
00:33:49 Then everything went black.
00:33:51 I’m terribly sorry. I don’t know
00:33:56 Who are you?
00:33:58 Oh, I better get you medical attention.
00:34:01 Leave a note explaining what happened.
00:34:04 So, of course, she was welcome to stay
00:34:09 We’ve got great medical care –
00:34:11 every therapy and treatment imaginable
00:34:17 Thanks for straightening out this
00:34:19 I’m eager to see grandma and tell her
00:34:24 – Sure glad everything worked out okay.
00:34:27 I had to chase the reindeer.
00:34:31 She wandered off.
00:34:33 – Who?
00:34:35 We couldn’t find her anywhere.
00:34:37 She’s missing again.
00:34:40 Since grandma is nowhere to be found
00:34:42 and the man in the red suit here
00:34:45 I demand that you have Santa arrested
00:34:49 No!
00:34:56 The news that Santa had been arrested for
00:35:00 especially to Mrs. Claus.
00:35:03 Santa’s been arrested!
00:35:08 I shouldn’t say everyone was shocked
00:35:12 Ms. Slime, sure weren’t.
00:35:15 Here.
00:35:18 Lucky a thing she still has a case of
00:35:22 Lucky is right but we can’t keep her
00:35:26 Won’t need to.
00:35:27 We just need to keep her out of sight
00:35:30 for the jury to find Santa Claus
00:35:34 And then we sue him for all that money.
00:35:37 Think of it: Santa’s found guilty,
00:35:39 we win the world’s most famous
00:35:42 Santa Claus must be worth a fortune,
00:35:45 considering he supplies gifts
00:35:48 That’s 2.5 billion times.
00:35:54 What do you think he spends on average
00:35:58 Even if it’s just five –
00:36:00 your share, as grandpa’s financial
00:36:11 Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants off of Santa,
00:36:14 that’s what grandpa’s gonna do
00:36:14 that’s what grandpa’s gonna do.
00:36:17 Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants off of Santa
00:36:20 ’cause grandma would’ve wanted him to.
00:36:24 Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants off of Santa,
00:36:27 he knows the law is on his side.
00:36:30 Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants off of Santa,
00:36:34 Santa’s going for a ride.
00:36:37 Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants off of Santa,
00:36:40 that’s what grandpa’s gonna do.
00:36:44 Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants off of Santa
00:36:47 ’cause grandma would’ve wanted him to.
00:36:49 No pantalones.
00:36:50 Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants off of Santa,
00:36:54 he knows the law is on his side.
00:36:57 Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants off of Santa,
00:37:00 Santa’s going for a ride.
00:37:02 Santa’s going for a ride.
00:37:04 Santa’s going for a ride.
00:37:11 I’m at the courthouse where the sensational
00:37:15 It’s already December and after weeks
00:37:20 three questions remain:
00:37:22 Did Santa’s reindeer run over grandma?
00:37:24 Where is she now?
00:37:25 And without Santa Claus,
00:37:29 District attorney Hartung is making
00:37:32 And so, in closing do I want to see
00:37:37 Personally, no,
00:37:38 but I represent the state and must do my job.
00:37:42 The evidence proves Santa Claus is
00:37:47 So if the beard fits, you must convict.
00:37:53 If he goes to jail,
00:37:57 What can I do, grandpa?
00:37:58 Find grandma again.
00:38:01 Maybe she didn’t wander off.
00:38:03 But everyone loves grandma.
00:38:05 Who would do such a thing?
00:38:09 Cousin Mel!
00:38:14 Hey, boy, whatcha smell?
00:38:17 Grandma?
00:38:18 Jake, get that mutt away from my backpack.
00:38:21 Sure, cousin Mel.
00:38:27 Okay, Doofus,
00:38:28 do your smell thing.
00:38:32 Keep it up, Doofus.
00:38:37 So that’s where she was going.
00:38:53 Won’t be too much longer, grandma.
00:38:55 The jury is about to find your friend
00:38:59 And who would that be?
00:39:00 You still don’t remember a thing, do you?
00:39:08 My plan is going to work.
00:39:10 I’m going to be wealthy
00:39:14 Hello, inside!
00:39:16 Who can that be way out here?
00:39:18 How should I know?
00:39:21 If that’s your car parked down by the road
00:39:25 Some bears are hanging around it.
00:39:27 Thank you! I was leaving anyway!
00:39:31 Okay, but don’t take too long.
00:39:33 Have a safe, fire-free day.
00:39:50 Good job!
00:39:51 I came as soon as I received your e-mail,
00:39:54 Now what do you have up your sleeve
00:40:09 Nice entrance!
00:40:10 What’s your name again?
00:40:13 Your grandson.
00:40:15 Doesn’t ring a bell but thanks, anyway.
00:40:19 Don’t thank me, thank Doofus.
00:40:23 And I suppose this overexcited
00:40:34 Grandma, I don’t have a lot of time
00:40:38 What’s at the store?
00:40:40 Your memory.
00:40:44 This is Spankenheimer’s, remember?
00:40:47 Your elf costume?
00:40:48 You’d wear it to read to the kids
00:40:52 I can’t believe it.
00:40:54 You remember!
00:40:55 No, that I would wear that shade of green
00:40:58 Easy for you to say.
00:41:00 Tell me again why I’m baking two cakes?
00:41:03 One’s with your recipe,
00:41:04 the other uses the stuff in the vial
00:41:08 And this is your famous homemade fruitcake
00:41:11 that, uh, a lot of people liked.
00:41:24 Jake, what am I doing here?
00:41:27 Grandma, you remember!
00:41:31 Oh, yeah.
00:41:32 You lost your memory, but now it’s back.
00:41:36 It felt like I was in a dream.
00:41:39 And you were in it, and Santa Claus,
00:41:43 I thought I was in a …, only it was cold.
00:41:48 But if everything you told me is true,
00:41:51 why aren’t we at the courthouse
00:41:54 We’re on our way.
00:41:58 Has the jury reached a verdict?
00:42:02 Yes, we have, Your Honor.
00:42:04 In the matter of the State v. Santa Claus
00:42:07 we, the Jury, find…
00:42:10 Santa is innocent.
00:42:11 I’m grandma, and I’m not missing.
00:42:14 I’m right here.
00:42:16 That woman is a fraud.
00:42:20 Honeybunches! Grandma!
00:42:24 Order in the court!
00:42:26 Since grandma isn’t missing
00:42:28 I hereby rule that Santa Claus is innocent
00:42:37 Your honor,
00:42:38 there are still the charges of
00:42:41 and leaving the scene of an accident.
00:42:45 I can answer that, Your Honor. If you
00:42:51 No, don’t!
00:42:52 She objects.
00:42:53 Overruled. Continue.
00:42:56 This one was made by grandma
00:43:00 Taste it and then compare it
00:43:03 found at the scene of the alleged crime –
00:43:06 state’s evidence #12.
00:43:10 Do we have to, Your Honor?
00:43:12 Good question.
00:43:14 Do we have to?
00:43:16 Yes, I think you’ll find a difference
00:43:19 All right, in the name of justice,
00:43:30 Now taste state’s evidence #12
00:43:41 So, what’s your point?
00:43:43 These pieces had an extra ingredient in them
00:43:46 from this vial of bad stuff found
00:43:59 You see, Your Honor,
00:44:03 That’s why the reindeer knocked over
00:44:06 It wasn’t Santa’s reckless driving.
00:44:09 I, uh, couldn’t control myself.
00:44:12 The boy has done it again.
00:44:15 I rule that Santa is also innocent
00:44:19 And I suppose Jake has an answer to the
00:44:23 sleighicular negligence?
00:44:25 Doofus does.
00:44:26 He’s my dog.
00:44:27 What? I object.
00:44:30 Let’s have it.
00:44:40 This is a note Santa left at the
00:44:45 Dust it for fingerprints.
00:44:53 All right, I admit it.
00:44:55 Yes, yes, I did it.
00:44:57 I hid the note.
00:44:59 And…?
00:45:01 And I made grandpa sign over his rights
00:45:04 And…?
00:45:05 I’m behind this evil trial.
00:45:07 And…?
00:45:08 And I hate the goody, goody feelings
00:45:12 all this caring and sharing.
00:45:14 So I kidnapped grandma and made
00:45:17 so I could get all his money.
00:45:19 Hey,
00:45:20 I deserve to be rich.
00:45:21 Arrest this woman for obstructing justice
00:45:26 That’s what you get for being selfish and stupid.
00:45:30 Babe, you’ll look great in stripes.
00:45:32 Santa Claus, you are hereby found
00:45:36 You are free to go.
00:45:41 Oh, yeah!
00:45:42 May I say one thing, Your Honor?
00:45:44 Of course.
00:45:45 Jake, you saved Christmas.
00:46:03 Grandma, I want to talk to you
00:46:06 Young man, after everything
00:46:10 do you really think I’m gonna sell?
00:46:12 I don’t want to buy it.
00:46:15 open Spankenheimer general stores
00:46:19 And I want you to be in charge.
00:46:21 You did it.
00:46:23 You’re a pretty cool little bro.
00:46:25 We’re so proud of you, Jake.
00:46:27 You never gave up
00:46:30 So, Jake,
00:46:32 what do you want for Christmas?
00:46:34 Nothin’.
00:46:35 I already got the best Christmas gift ever.
00:46:39 I feel the same way.
00:46:42 I’m glad you’re back, grandma.
00:46:44 On, Donner, on, Blitzen…
00:46:48 The rest of you!
00:46:53 Just the way it happened.
00:46:54 Oh, wait.
00:46:57 I left out one more thing.
00:47:01 Not that one!
00:47:02 It’s cousin Mel’s!
00:47:03 Wha-ha!
00:47:08 Oh, no!
00:47:09 Reindeer nip.
00:47:11 Not again!
00:47:13 Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:47:17 walking home from our house
00:47:21 You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
00:47:26 but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
00:47:31 She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
00:47:35 and we'd begged her not to go.
00:47:39 But she forgot her medication,
00:47:43 and she staggered out the door
00:47:48 When we found her Christmas morning
00:47:53 at the scene of the attack
00:47:57 she had hoof prints on her forehead
00:48:01 and incriminating Claus marks on her back.
00:48:05 Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:48:10 walking home from our house
00:48:14 You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
00:48:18 but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
00:48:24 Now we're all so proud of grandpa –
00:48:28 he's been taking this so well –,
00:48:32 see him in there watching football,
00:48:36 drinking beer and playing cards
00:48:41 It's not Christmas without grandma,
00:48:46 all the family's dressed in black.
00:48:50 And we just can't help but wonder
00:48:53 should we open up her gifts
00:48:57 Send them back!
00:48:58 Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:49:03 walking home from our house
00:49:07 You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
00:49:11 but as for me and grandpa, we believe.
00:49:17 Now the goose is on the table,
00:49:21 and the pudding made of fig,
00:49:25 and the blue and silver candles
00:49:29 that would just have matched
00:49:34 I've warned all my friends and neighbors –
00:49:39 better watch out for yourselves.
00:49:43 They should never give a license
00:49:46 to a man who drives a sleigh
00:49:51 Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:49:56 walking home from our house
00:50:00 You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
00:50:04 but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
00:50:08 Sing it, grandpa