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00:00:02 But, like a lot.
00:00:04 So much, I actually get kinda emotional
00:00:09 I think it's because I have so much
00:00:14 I mean if women are reigning the world,
00:00:19 I'm kinda like the biggest feminist there is..
00:00:20 anyway when I'm holding a woman and
00:00:23 and two fingers up inside her
00:00:26 and I'm playing like a Stradivarius
00:00:28 and I watch her writhe in ectasy
00:00:30 I mean that's like a religious experience
00:00:33 and I'm not gonna lie to ya.
00:00:34 Picasso or Da Vinci has done anything more
00:00:38 In my own small way, I've made a contribution ...
00:00:41 I've made the world.. just..
00:00:44 a little bit better.
00:00:47 I guess ...
00:00:49 I exist ...
00:00:51 to please women.
00:00:53 That's it.
00:00:54 Thank you, Rachel.
00:01:00 That was impressive.
00:01:03 Very.
00:01:04 It almost sound like you believe what you're saying.
00:01:07 Almost, ja.
00:01:09 Okay. You know what,
00:01:11 Not only I believe what I'm saying..
00:01:13 but what you just heard, that's my credo.
00:01:15 Pleasing woman, is your credo?
00:01:20 It is. It's my credo! Tell 'em , Andy.
00:01:24 Yes, yes, that is.. that is..
00:01:27 He's told me many times,
00:01:30 What is your credo, Andy?
00:01:32 Uhh, ya know, I don't know if I can really sum up ...
00:01:35 my whole value system
00:01:39 Give it a shot, buddy. Okay?
00:01:41 Okay. I umm.. Well, I umm...
00:01:44 I believe in err.. I believe in justice..
00:01:47 and uh.. I think that everyone has the right to aa..
00:01:51 - To assemble.
00:01:54 And make a little.. pee-pee.
00:01:55 Eva.
00:02:00 Okay. Don't be long~ We'll miss you~
00:02:04 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:02:06 - What the fuck am I? What the fuck are you talking about?
00:02:09 I don't remember what that was.
00:02:12 I'm looking at you. You're saying words that dont make sense..
00:02:15 Andy, do me a favor. Just pay attention, okay?
00:02:16 We're this close to "Pussy Town".
00:02:19 This close. We're sitting at the gas station
00:02:21 with an orange crush and a slim jim and
00:02:25 Please stop saying "Pussy Town".
00:02:27 Listen, I am rusty. Alright.
00:02:29 I don't know what you expect. I am rusty.
00:02:31 But they are stewardess.
00:02:33 From Lufthansa!
00:02:46 GROUP SEX
00:02:57 No, goddammit. I mean what the fu-
00:02:59 I mean look ...
00:03:02 God! Look at you!
00:03:04 You are sexy and you're gorgeus and you're...
00:03:07 Guys, I'm insane that I'm not into this right now. You know?
00:03:10 - What are we doing here?
00:03:13 We're having fun.
00:03:14 No! It's not fun for me. No, it's not!
00:03:18 You know, it's not fun for me unless.. unless..
00:03:20 I feel something. And I don't.
00:03:22 I don't feel anything.
00:03:25 You know, I don't care about you, at all.
00:03:29 Urgh, I'm sorry.
00:03:30 Fine.
00:03:33 Just.. eat me out?
00:03:46 Morning sunshine!
00:03:48 If these are'nt the fluffiest, the most delicious
00:03:54 I had to batter the eggs and the milk. And I thought
00:03:57 You know what, how do I wake these up?
00:03:59 Baking powder. A'ight.
00:04:01 But I want that butter milk flavor. The butter's the key.
00:04:04 Ya. Please, please. Tell me it's not you.
00:04:06 Oh, I got this maple syrup from this guy in Vermont, off eBay.
00:04:10 The farmer only makes
00:04:12 it's like a freaking Lorenzo's oil.
00:04:13 Is that Inge from last night?
00:04:15 Oh yea yea yea,
00:04:18 Mine did'nt work out. I sent her home.
00:04:20 Yea you did. Home to papa.
00:04:35 700 Dinki Doughnuts franchise around the country.
00:04:38 You don't mention that?
00:04:40 You give me robots tossing giant
00:04:44 doughnuts spaceships.. shooting..
00:04:46 lasers at robots.
00:04:49 - Doughnuts and robots.
00:04:51 - Robots and Donuts.
00:04:54 Who do these little cartoons?
00:04:55 Oh, it's a.. it's Andy. He's got an eye.
00:04:59 That's it?
00:05:00 I keep hearing what an amazing,
00:05:03 - I dont see it.
00:05:05 these are my.. these are my "A-Team".
00:05:07 You said you wanted a fresh.. these guys are more
00:05:11 Oh maybe I should plug my business into another agency..
00:05:13 because they guys clearly miscalculated.
00:05:16 Looks like you guys miscalculated. That happens.
00:05:17 You know we did. We tried the
00:05:21 We thought it would be hot.. sticky..
00:05:22 They went for sticky and hot.
00:05:23 We thought it would have 'Pop".
00:05:24 It should have "Pop", didn't "Pop". I've never
00:05:27 What.. What is funny, is that this is our plan B.
00:05:30 We have a plan A, along the lines of what
00:05:33 You know.. tradition and quality.
00:05:35 A couple of days. A few days. Err, two days.
00:05:37 - Two days is good.
00:05:38 That's all they need. Two days. You can do that. Ya?
00:05:41 No.
00:05:43 - Excuse me?
00:05:46 But it's not gonna be as good as this.
00:05:48 Oh, wait a minute..
00:05:50 No! This is really good ...
00:05:52 really creative, out-of-the-box stuff here..
00:05:54 and if you can't see that, I dont think it's our problem..
00:05:57 And maybe this isn't the right agency for you.
00:06:01 It's not about wether or not your doughtnot is delicious..
00:06:03 It's about you bringing your brand into the 21st century.
00:06:10 This is bullshit, Jerry.
00:06:19 What the fuck! Was that?
00:06:21 Guys.. Guys..
00:06:23 Fine, you got me.
00:06:24 We'll do it your way.
00:06:26 Personally I don't get it, but uh.. we'll pitch my dad.
00:06:29 God, you guys got balls.
00:06:31 Oh yea, they got two.. four big ball.
00:06:33 big..
00:06:41 Incredible.
00:06:42 That was.. amazing.
00:06:44 I don't want to say it but
00:06:47 I don't know which way it's gonna go..
00:06:49 you played that guy perfectly.
00:06:50 Perfectly, man!
00:06:53 I was'nt playing him. Jerry.
00:06:54 I'm just sick with the bullshit in my life
00:06:56 - Good for you.
00:06:58 I'm tired of the
00:07:00 I'm tired of.. of crashing at your place for the past six months..
00:07:04 and I'm tired of feeling
00:07:06 because my fiancée
00:07:09 and then dump me after 5 fantastic years together.
00:07:11 Good, vent!
00:07:13 - I just.. I'm taking a stand against bullshit.
00:07:15 - You want to know what my credo is, Jerry?
00:07:16 No more bullshit.
00:07:18 I love that credo. Great, let's celebrate that credo tonight.
00:07:20 I've got an amazing situation lined up for us tonight.
00:07:23 - Jerry.
00:07:24 Why shouldn't you just, get the slightest
00:07:28 Sick of you? No.
00:07:29 We work together, we live together ...
00:07:31 we hang out together every night ...
00:07:33 it.. that's not healthy.
00:07:35 - What's not healthy?
00:07:37 - What're you saying? What, you got plans tonight?
00:07:39 Okay. Good. What are we doing?
00:09:45 Thank you.
00:09:56 - Fucker!
00:10:03 Hey, hey wait!
00:10:28 What, Jerry?
00:10:30 Yea listen up, Phoebe, Giselle and the girls ...
00:10:32 want to talk about airbrushing and retouching
00:10:34 and I told my art director was on his way
00:10:36 Uh-huh.
00:10:37 Listen, get your ass back to "Pussy Town" man,
00:10:40 Alright. Sounds good, man. Have a good time!
00:10:41 Alright, bye!
00:11:47 First time?
00:11:51 Uhh, yeah.
00:11:53 Burton.
00:11:55 Andy.
00:11:57 Did you call Helen to let her know you're coming?
00:12:01 No, actually.
00:12:02 Just wandered off the street?
00:12:06 - Kinda, yea.
00:12:10 Shall we?
00:12:13 They're not gonna bite.
00:12:17 Unless you ask them nicely.
00:12:22 Okay everybody. Let's take our seat.
00:12:25 It's an exciting day.
00:12:26 We have somebody brand new wants to come
00:12:29 Please come sit down, right here. There's a chair for you.
00:12:33 Ladies and gentlemen. May I introduce, Andy.
00:12:36 - Hi, Andy.
00:12:39 And Andy would like permission to join our group.
00:12:43 Okay. Welcome.
00:12:47 I would like to start the introduction.
00:12:49 I'm Burton ...
00:12:51 And I'm a sex addict.
00:12:54 I'm Tiffany, I'm a sex addict too.
00:12:57 But I'm celebrating 94 days now.
00:13:01 I'm Franny. I'm addicted to love ...
00:13:04 and I love to love bad men.
00:13:06 My name is Herman, December 10th..
00:13:08 I'll have 19 years hooker-free.
00:13:10 I'm Ramon, you know why I'm here.
00:13:13 Hye. Donny. Sex addict.
00:13:15 Unemployed, compulsive masturbator.
00:13:19 Hi, I'm Vanessa ...
00:13:21 and I am addicted to sex.
00:13:29 Dude, this is genious.
00:13:32 I mean this is better than the Pilates, Bible study.
00:13:36 Tell me about this chick.
00:13:38 What's this nymphit? What's her kink?
00:13:41 Hey, her name is Vanessa ...
00:13:43 and she is a sex and love addict.
00:13:45 Okay, so what's she into? Last bottom boat?
00:13:48 velging, cleveland steamer, the blumpkin..
00:13:50 the chilly dog, the rusty trambones,
00:13:52 the dirty sanchez.. What's she like?
00:13:54 What is wrong with you?
00:13:55 Jerry, it's a disease. Okay?
00:13:57 - Can we show her some respect, please?
00:13:59 It's not a disease, Andy.
00:14:01 A disease is when you
00:14:02 and she got crusted cheese in her underwear.
00:14:04 That's a disease.
00:14:05 You're really into this nymph. Good for you.
00:14:10 You know what, this is something that's.. that's weird..
00:14:13 she said she recently left Jumbo's Clown Room.. right..
00:14:16 and that this Jumbo's Clown Room was ...
00:14:19 this really dangerous place for her.
00:14:21 And I know, it's gotta be a metaphor for something..
00:14:24 What, is she like..traumatized by party clown?
00:14:29 - Jumbo's Clown Room huh?
00:14:31 Maybe that's what she call her vagina.
00:14:36 Jerry, don't make fun of her. It's very sad.
00:14:38 [ Jumbo's Clown Room ]
00:14:43 No, no, no, no, no. I'm telling ya' this is a
00:14:45 There's no way she worked here.
00:14:47 Do you have any idea how much cash this chicks
00:14:49 Please, it does not matter, I'm telling you
00:14:52 Vanessa worked here.
00:14:53 She seals my heart at.
00:14:55 Oh.. this is sad Andy, you're right. Oh, so sad..
00:14:59 Alright, alright, alright she used to work here. Right?
00:15:01 which means that she quit..
00:15:02 which means.. that she's making real progress.
00:15:05 Yea, so was I. Hey, keep digging. OK?
00:15:07 We haven't struck oil yet.
00:15:10 - Pretty sure this is illegal, man.
00:15:12 Have you ever dated a nice guy?
00:15:15 We're not really taking about me right now, but..
00:15:17 that's the thing
00:15:22 What are you doing?
00:15:25 Can you see that?
00:15:28 What?
00:15:31 Oh, someone is doing something huge today.
00:15:35 Earth shattering.
00:15:36 Lives changing huge.
00:15:42 What is it?
00:15:43 He's here.
00:15:47 Who?
00:15:48 You.
00:15:51 Okay everybody, let's come together..
00:15:53 we have a limited amount of time.
00:15:54 So, after.. after I.. you know, pleasured myself..
00:15:58 in every room in the apartment ...
00:16:02 and also the.. the laundry room..
00:16:05 - And the lobby
00:16:06 A couple of times, I needed to get out..
00:16:09 so I.. I went to get my haircut.
00:16:12 - You looks great.
00:16:14 - But err, you know how they gave you a shampoo beforehand..
00:16:17 Favourite part.
00:16:20 And err, the woman they have there ...
00:16:24 she really gets in there, on the scalp,
00:16:26 and she smells good, and
00:16:29 and I'm wearing an apron right? So I.. I figured..
00:16:32 Who's gonna notice?
00:16:35 - She noticed.
00:16:38 Ramon.
00:16:41 That's my second strike.
00:16:43 - Did she call the cop?
00:16:46 One more.. and I'm doing serious time.
00:16:49 Then if that's true, Donny?
00:16:51 What is your bottomline, this coming week?
00:16:55 - Only at home.
00:16:57 Can you handle that?
00:17:00 - I think that I can.
00:17:02 Because I've been getting into
00:17:06 - Oh, tell us about that.
00:17:09 It's genious, right?
00:17:10 Mayo' I mean that's a given. That's old school.
00:17:12 The kids are doing that, but the mustard ...
00:17:14 what? Totally.
00:17:16 Tabasco sauce you have to be careful with..
00:17:18 because if it gets in your urethra,
00:17:22 Yea, right at the tip of the penis.
00:17:24 But the.. relish ..
00:17:26 relish!
00:17:28 because it's bumpy.
00:17:33 Good meeting girls.
00:17:34 See you next week.
00:17:36 Uh excuse me, Vanessa.
00:17:38 I was wondering maybe sometime you'd be interested
00:17:50 Andy!
00:17:52 Hey, I'm Herman, this is Donny.
00:17:54 - Hey.
00:17:56 Donny.
00:17:57 Err, we're gonna get something to eat..
00:17:59 - Good, have fun.
00:18:02 - We are.. gonna get something to eat.
00:18:07 There's this place down by where I live..
00:18:09 they've got a whole section devoted
00:18:13 And I'm not talking about gay anus..
00:18:15 I'm talking hetero' anus.
00:18:17 They've got like a thousand title..
00:18:19 One month I spent $ 2,000 in there..
00:18:20 I maxed up my Visa, Mastercard, Optima..
00:18:24 What can I say, I'm a tush man..
00:18:27 You know, the asshole is the new vagina.
00:18:30 Yes it is.
00:18:31 Hey. Here's a little tush for the tush man, hmm?
00:18:35 - Hey Mr, Cleavage.
00:18:38 I gotta' a date tonight.
00:18:39 What do you think? I mean, you know ...
00:18:41 I can like, put 'em like this..
00:18:44 or maybe push 'em in and.. lift 'em up at the same time.
00:18:47 Those are all good options ...
00:18:49 but I.. I think that's erm.. false advertising..
00:18:51 because that's not what they're gonna look like,
00:18:55 I will fuck you in half, you little pygmy.
00:18:59 Who's the new meat? Hurm~
00:19:01 Urm, Lisa, this is Andy.
00:19:02 - Hey, Andy.
00:19:04 - What's your kink?
00:19:06 Ya, come on, man. I've been serving these sickos for years.. please..
00:19:09 This one, beats his dick like it owes him money.
00:19:13 That one, would drill a hole in a ham and fuck it.
00:19:16 What's you thing, Andy? What's your freaky freaky thang'?
00:19:21 Well, to be completely honest with you,
00:19:26 Yeah, me neither.
00:19:33 I was in there for a second, I was really in there.
00:19:37 Back in a minute.
00:19:40 Donny, how's that only at home going for ya'.
00:19:44 He tries.
00:19:45 Listen, I'm gonna get going. So thanks a lot for everything..
00:19:48 No, I just want to talk with ya' up first, Andy..
00:19:50 I noticed that you've err...
00:19:52 taken a special interest in Vanessa..
00:19:55 - Vanessa? No, I haven't..
00:19:57 I mean she's beautiful, smart, funny ...
00:19:59 talented, I mean.. makes sense.
00:20:01 But, a couple of months ago, she was a mess.
00:20:04 And she was strippin' every night at Jumbo's.
00:20:08 And uh, she's come a long way..
00:20:10 because of the group. I got her a job ...
00:20:13 with Dr. Pete Craig, he's a veterinarian.
00:20:16 We got her to move out of Luke's place and..
00:20:18 she's really a set. I am very proud of her.
00:20:22 That's why we have an ironclad rule..
00:20:25 you can not date anyone else in the group ...
00:20:29 ever.
00:20:31 Not negotiable.
00:20:32 Do you understand what I'm saying?
00:20:35 Oh yeah, no, no, I understand.
00:20:39 Yeah.
00:20:40 Hey, guys, what did I miss?
00:20:42 Oh, I was giving him the talk.
00:20:44 Oh, the talk, good.
00:20:46 How did it go?
00:20:47 I think Andy understands it very, very well.
00:20:50 - Good.
00:20:53 - You want me to wrap this up, to go?
00:20:55 Oh, can i get a side of relish in it to go?
00:20:59 I will kick you in the cunt, you little douche.
00:21:06 Well, we're out of relish.
00:21:07 - Oh no, you did'nt.
00:21:10 That freak is like the Christopher
00:21:13 I had it rested
00:21:15 looks like a dodger dodge.
00:21:16 - What else did you learn?
00:21:18 Nothing? What did you mean with nothing?
00:21:20 - You're an honorary pervert.
00:21:22 have all this rules. The worst one is that
00:21:27 I don't know who am I kidding.
00:21:29 Oww, nothing's impossible man. This
00:21:32 So you can't date other member that
00:21:38 This one.. I'm thinking of taking it home myself.
00:21:41 - Uh huh..
00:21:44 looking for a loving home, she's just got all her shots.
00:21:46 I don't think so.
00:21:48 Are you sure? They dont get any sweeter, don't they?
00:21:52 - I can see that.
00:21:56 Well, what kind of dog are you looking for?
00:22:00 Well.. injured.
00:22:19 Tell you what.
00:22:21 You help me make a good impression..
00:22:22 I scratch your tummy for you.
00:22:25 Like this. This is a little taste of it.
00:22:27 Like that?
00:22:29 You like when I scratch your tummy..
00:22:37 Oh shit. Oh Shit!
00:22:52 - Hey.
00:22:54 Uh, wow! What a coincidence.
00:22:56 It's me, Andy, from the meetings.
00:22:58 Yeah.
00:23:00 Yea, I know who you are.
00:23:03 An accident, on me.
00:23:05 So crazy running into you like this.
00:23:09 You know what, I think you made a mistake.
00:23:12 You wrote Andy down, as the dog's name.
00:23:14 Yea, yeah, it's name Andy
00:23:18 You know, he's really a.. sweet and,
00:23:24 You know that Andy all he wants is love.
00:23:25 You mean "she."
00:23:27 - Yeah, she of course.
00:23:29 So, what is the matter with.. Andy?
00:23:32 Arh, her leg.
00:23:35 It's missing.
00:23:38 It's very sad.
00:23:39 But you.. are working with
00:23:43 - How rewarding is..
00:23:45 I really wanna grab that
00:23:48 And I've been out with Herman and Donny,
00:23:51 so I know all the rules .. but..
00:23:53 you ran out before I got a chance to tell you ...
00:23:56 I'm not an addict..
00:23:57 so there's really no problem with us..
00:23:58 You're not.. a sex addict?
00:24:03 I know, I sound really crazy but ...
00:24:05 listen..
00:24:07 I'm a good person ..
00:24:08 and I just really want to get to know you better.
00:24:12 Well, I can't discuss this here..
00:24:14 but I'll see you at the meeting tomorrow. Alright?
00:24:16 The doctor will be right in. Bye, Andy. Bye baby.
00:24:25 I can handle the Halitosis..
00:24:28 But I don't know guys, if I can commit..
00:24:31 to a man who falls asleep..
00:24:34 during foreplay.
00:24:36 Two hours of Cunnilingus is a lot to ask..
00:24:39 - Of any man.
00:24:42 Seriously, not to mention the lockjaw, man.
00:24:45 My jaw hurts just hearing that story, am I right?
00:24:47 - Ramon..
00:24:49 Thank you so much for your insight.
00:24:52 Vanessa, I think you're up.
00:24:54 Well, I got a gig of my own.
00:24:58 Great.
00:25:00 The place was a total dive, and there's like, I don't know,
00:25:05 it's the first thing that I've
00:25:08 Is that douchebag still holding
00:25:12 Yea, he still has the demo tape but
00:25:16 But you know what
00:25:19 I'm moving out, I'm moving in with Tiff.
00:25:21 Roommates!
00:25:24 - Sleepover!
00:25:27 Alright now for you, the next time you fall in love with somebody..
00:25:31 he's gonna be a guy that take care of you ...
00:25:34 who will not manipulate you with sex ...
00:25:37 - Am I right?
00:25:41 Could you tell us about that?
00:25:42 Well actually it's someone right here in this room.
00:25:50 Yea, this person ...
00:25:52 Has made me realize how ready I am to meet
00:25:56 And that's because he's not decent or honorable.
00:26:00 He saw me sing ...
00:26:02 Came looking for me at Jumbo's ...
00:26:04 he did'nt think that I knew about that, but I did.
00:26:06 And he came to see me at work yesterday
00:26:11 And when I walk into the examination room..
00:26:14 I caught him spanking it through his pant in front of a crippled dog.
00:26:18 I was not!
00:26:20 Who are you and what are you doing here?
00:26:24 This is the only place in my life where I feel completely safe.
00:26:28 And if you're just gonna come in here and ruin it for me..
00:26:32 then you better have
00:26:34 Hell yeah, you better have a good explanation.
00:26:36 You better start talking right now bro, I don't hear anything.
00:26:39 Come on, man. Say something.
00:26:41 Excuse me, young man...
00:26:43 Don't you feel compelled to
00:26:54 Guess what guys, I'm not a sex addict.
00:26:56 Bullshit!
00:26:57 I'm only here.. because I wanted to meet Vanessa.
00:27:01 I saw her sing that night ...
00:27:03 and then I followed her here.
00:27:06 Yea, right, okay, it's clear as it got.
00:27:09 You go cruising..
00:27:10 you meet a stranger, become obsessed ...
00:27:12 you stalk her..
00:27:14 you masturbate in her office ...
00:27:16 textbook. Please, please. Welcome.
00:27:20 - What? It's not textbook, it's crazy ...
00:27:23 - It's time to come clean, man.
00:27:26 Be honest with yourself,
00:27:29 - Come on, bro. Spit it out.
00:27:31 this is what we call
00:27:34 No, no, no Herman, this is my girl and..
00:27:36 and he lied to us, and he used us..
00:27:39 and for that, you are going down!
00:27:48 I did'nt do anything. What?
00:27:52 Alright, alright, fine! I am a sex crazed..
00:27:56 a sexy, horny
00:27:58 a sex.. sex monkey, okay?
00:28:00 - Is that what you want to hear?
00:28:03 Squeeze it out. Push it out. Purge yourself!
00:28:06 I'll squeeze, I'll squeeze! You want to hear some squeeze?
00:28:09 I'll tell ya' this ...
00:28:11 I, I, I love women. I love women! Alright?!
00:28:15 I live to please.. them! Alright?!
00:28:17 And when I.. when I work that G-Spot ..
00:28:21 you know, when I..
00:28:24 when I do that ... It's like "boom"!
00:28:27 Mr. G-Spot! That's what they call me.
00:28:30 -What do they call me?!
00:28:32 -What do they fuckin' call me?!
00:28:35 That's right. Mr. G-Spot!
00:28:40 I live in "Pussy Town".
00:28:42 Yeah, I live in ...
00:28:44 - I'm on the city council of "Pussy Town".
00:28:47 Oh, my tongue, my tongue. I'll tell you about my tongue!
00:28:51 The things I do with my tongue. Oh yes!..
00:28:53 I can lick with it ...
00:28:55 and I.. I suck with it ...
00:28:57 yeah, yeah!
00:29:00 so ...
00:29:03 - Andy..
00:29:05 Welcome home.
00:29:25 Watch this takes. It's where it builds.
00:29:51 Oh, you've tweaked that, dog~
00:29:55 It gets better. So what do you guys think?
00:30:01 It was.. what was it Andy?
00:30:03 Perff, dreadful.
00:30:06 Err.. What didn't you like about it?
00:30:08 We do not like ...
00:30:10 the part where you were...
00:30:12 pressing the keys down and making noise.
00:30:15 Everything else was spot on, you know, the hair ...
00:30:17 love that, love that you were
00:30:20 River's got half his
00:30:21 I love to know what he have for breakfast this morning.
00:30:23 - That was good.
00:30:25 So err, mangled spitting, singing, those were good notes.
00:30:29 Good meeting, guys. Let's crank it up!
00:30:34 What? Come on.
00:30:36 - They are a great musical team.
00:30:39 I'm not worried about them..
00:30:41 Vanessa is just...
00:30:46 Look, Andy. I'm not gonna lie to ya'.
00:30:49 I mean, maybe I'm missing something..
00:30:51 but, this girl is.. a sex addict.
00:30:53 Right? Which mean she is addicted to sex.
00:30:54 Hello? Low hanging fruit!
00:30:58 Are you listening to anything I'm saying?
00:31:00 - She hates me.
00:31:03 Hatred is like foreplay for this sex monsters.
00:31:05 You know you belong in
00:31:08 You should have seen what kind of freak they
00:31:11 Okay. Well you clearly used me
00:31:13 what I have is a
00:31:15 - Oh, you're a gift?
00:31:17 Every woman has at least one thing that
00:31:20 I find out what that one thing is and I work it.
00:31:22 Until ecstasy is the inevitable result. Exactly!
00:31:25 This is a skill that very few possess.
00:31:27 It's a God given talent, Andy.
00:31:29 You know what, I'll clarify at the next meeting.
00:31:31 Yea.. Wait. What? No..
00:31:34 Hey, hey. Look, look right here. That is never going to happen.
00:31:39 You know what you need?
00:31:44 Come on, look at the way she controls
00:31:50 That's the way they talk to the horses, you know.
00:31:52 That's good.
00:31:54 Oh man, women who
00:31:56 And that's why young girls loves unicorn.
00:31:58 It's essentially white horses with a dick on its' head.
00:32:01 It's a no brainer. We go down to the equestrian centre..
00:32:03 we stand on the side of the field,
00:32:06 That's what riding does, it gets them all
00:32:09 What? I'm serious.
00:32:10 When that chick gets off her horse,
00:32:12 And we'll be the only thing standing
00:32:15 doing her beef trips.
00:32:17 Oh, please don't say "beef trips."
00:32:20 Look at them bounce. I love it.
00:32:25 - Hello?
00:32:26 - Donny.
00:32:28 - Tell him I'm a fan. I'm a fan relish!
00:32:31 - Yea, what's the problem?
00:32:34 - There's a problem with Herman.
00:32:37 - It's one of the guys in the group.
00:32:39 - Wait, hooker!?
00:32:44 Are you coming?
00:32:48 - There he is, there he is.
00:32:57 - What's going on?
00:33:00 he's been in his van for almost an hour.
00:33:02 - Nothing's working, bro.
00:33:05 - Yea, he did.
00:33:07 but then he just got this far away sound
00:33:10 like he wasn't himself anymore and
00:33:14 He totally shut us down, bro.
00:33:15 - What's up with that pant? Seriously.
00:33:18 Look, he'll listen to you, okay?
00:33:21 - But we're ...
00:33:23 It is such a friendly neighborhood.
00:33:26 and it's just not good to be here.
00:33:29 Seriously brother, this place is way too cheap, man..
00:33:31 you can get blonde for a bucket of chicken and
00:33:33 - We're out of here.
00:33:37 What am I supposed to.. I don't know what to say to him.
00:33:39 We're gay! We're gay!
00:33:42 You gotta be..!
00:33:51 Go away!
00:34:03 Alright.
00:34:08 So, what's.. what's going on?
00:34:16 Whatever it is that you did..
00:34:18 it's.. it's done now..
00:34:20 Why don't we just go home?
00:34:23 I did'nt.. fucking.. do anything yet.
00:34:27 What do you mean?
00:34:29 Rock ...
00:34:32 Are we going to do some business or what?
00:34:34 It stinks like rat poison back here ...
00:34:36 and I didn't agree to no threeway.
00:34:38 You guys are kinky and little jocky?
00:34:43 Did you forget how to blow?
00:34:44 - Fuck you, Ramon.
00:34:52 Shut up.
00:34:53 A hundred long lonely nights of celibacy.
00:34:59 Three things got me through.
00:35:01 My waterpick,
00:35:02 breaking boards to the head,
00:35:04 and seein' your ugly faces every week.
00:35:07 That really killed my sex drive. I love you guys!
00:35:10 And love you too, Tiffany.
00:35:14 What are you freaks celebrating, huh?
00:35:16 Let me guess. You all got together, jizz on a cookie..
00:35:18 and you got to eat 'em, huh, mericon'..
00:35:20 I love you guys. I love you...
00:35:23 because you all wants to fuck me..
00:35:24 and that's incredibly good for my self-esteem.
00:35:26 I'll go cut this up.
00:35:27 You know my self-esteem is not that high ...
00:35:30 but it would be a lot lower
00:35:33 who got my ass out of a
00:35:36 - To Andy.
00:35:38 She's lookin' hot!
00:35:41 To Andy!
00:35:54 - It's raining.
00:35:56 - I drive a scooter.
00:35:59 Damn it, open the door!
00:36:10 - I'll be just a minute.
00:36:14 Most of 'em are sleeping.
00:36:17 who has a hard time. Yea, baby.
00:36:22 It's okay, Paula Abdul. I'm here now.
00:36:33 She only falls asleep in my arms.
00:36:37 Are you on the clock right now?
00:36:39 What am I supposed to do?
00:36:51 You know I think I might have misjudged you.
00:36:54 Yeah?
00:36:56 You're even sicker than I thought.
00:37:13 You're home late.
00:37:16 Jesus Jerry, you scared the shit out of me.
00:37:18 Anywhere on your calendar does it
00:37:22 Oh shit. I'm sorry, man.
00:37:25 I totally forgot about that.
00:37:26 Yea, apparently he was going to talk
00:37:30 Is he gonna make us partner?
00:37:31 Oh, I don't know, we were'nt there to find out.
00:37:33 What I do know, is that Dinki Donuts
00:37:38 - Yea, I know.
00:37:41 Why?
00:37:43 Well, maybe it's because you're doing it again, Andy.
00:37:45 You're changing, you're becoming the object of your affection.
00:37:48 Will the real Andy grow a sack of nuts
00:37:51 who you are instead of who you're with.
00:37:53 Alright, you're talking out your ass.
00:37:54 Andy, I've known you since forever.
00:37:56 With women you're a.. you're a
00:38:00 I know what a chameleon is, Jerry.
00:38:02 Come here. Sit down, I want to show you something
00:38:04 Andrew.
00:38:11 [ Andy Youngman :
00:38:17 So ...
00:38:18 First, there was Heidi. Rar-rarr.
00:38:23 Getting all tubular and gnarly with Zoey.
00:38:26 I think she dumped you two weeks after
00:38:30 Throwin' down mad rhymes with Tisha.
00:38:35 Aww, My. Earthy Poet Man.
00:38:39 See, I.. I can't even find you in this photo.
00:38:41 Come one, where the fuck are ya'?
00:38:48 Imagine that.
00:38:50 Whoops, wait a second. That's not
00:38:55 And finally, Cynthia.
00:38:57 Or as I'd like to call her, Medusa ...
00:38:59 - The devil woman.
00:39:00 She was so much more deceptive than the others ...
00:39:02 because with her, see you looked like Andy ...
00:39:04 but you were'nt Andy.
00:39:06 It was like "Invasion body snatching pussy"
00:39:09 Okay, thank you. You made your point.
00:39:10 Andy, what happened to your credo?
00:39:12 Huh, no more bullshit? What happen to that?
00:39:15 I mean, we've got a fuckin' three legged dog.
00:39:17 Named Andy.
00:39:20 I love you.
00:39:21 Come on, pinky swear me right now..
00:39:23 that you are finished with these perverts.
00:39:25 I'm not gonna pinky anything with you.
00:39:26 I'm making real progress with Vanessa.
00:39:28 In case you haven't noticed, that's important to me.
00:39:32 I promise you this:
00:39:33 I will not lose sight of who I really am. Okay?
00:39:39 I just got obsessed by little men.
00:39:43 I'm addicted to hand jobs... from men.
00:39:46 My cock understands me.
00:39:47 I got really into mail order brides.
00:39:52 I don't know what ...
00:39:53 that old man wanted.
00:39:55 It was hard to hear through the
00:39:58 I started caressing his
00:40:02 I kept going to see them
00:40:05 I'm not gay.
00:40:06 Just lazy.
00:40:07 The next thing I know, I was just being..
00:40:10 escorted out of the funeral parlor.
00:40:11 The smell of tapioca just..
00:40:14 it made my dick hard.
00:40:15 When it gets angry, it kinda look like..
00:40:18 Karl Malden's nose, you know, kinda' bulbous.
00:40:20 I can not stop. I have to have it.
00:40:24 He said "Hey man, I'm not gay."
00:40:27 And I'm like, "Shit, that's..
00:40:30 I had two of them fucked me in that little midget car.
00:40:33 I mean, little people.
00:40:35 People look at you funny if
00:40:40 Thanks. Thanks alot. It was awesome.
00:40:49 Oh my god. She lived in this dump
00:40:54 Where's this animal now?
00:40:55 He's at work. We're good.
00:40:57 So where's.. where's the demo..
00:40:59 She said there, in the bedroom.
00:41:01 There are weapons on the table, fellas.
00:41:03 I don't feel good about this.
00:41:07 This is not our places.
00:41:10 Okay. Let's go.
00:41:12 It smells like old socks.
00:41:15 I think I'm havin' a panic attack.
00:41:18 I have it.
00:41:19 Let's get out of here before the animal gets back.
00:41:21 Oh shit.
00:41:25 So, which one of you called me an animal?
00:41:28 Too ugly. Too fat.
00:41:31 So, you. You must the one doin' her.
00:41:35 Sweet piece of ass, huh?
00:41:37 Hey, animal, watch your mouth.
00:41:40 Yea, that's not necessary, man.
00:41:43 " Not necessary ?"
00:41:44 Check out the white knight
00:41:48 You care to duel, "Sir Puss Alot"?
00:41:49 Yea, duel him.
00:41:52 I'm talking to you, ass hat.
00:41:53 Yea, I heard you. No, no I don't care to duel.
00:41:56 Besides, there's three of us..
00:41:58 So we can kick your ass.
00:42:00 Donny, get back here right now.
00:42:05 What do you got there?
00:42:06 Those happen to be my demos, that I produced..
00:42:09 spent six grand on.
00:42:12 Fuck it. She can have 'em.
00:42:15 That girl got no talent.
00:42:17 Tell her I'm keeping the mattress tho'...
00:42:19 as a souvenir.
00:42:20 It's the only place she was ever any use to me.
00:42:22 Okay, we'll tell her.
00:42:23 If I ever see you fella again it won't go so friendly.
00:42:28 - You got that, "Puss"?
00:42:29 No, no, no. He was talking to Andy.
00:42:33 I don't think you understand or appreciate
00:42:36 We fly to Phoenix in two days
00:42:38 - Two days. So just tell me that we're still a team.
00:42:43 You're the talent, and I'm the salesman.
00:42:46 If you don't do your job,
00:42:47 Your priorities are way out of whack.
00:42:50 You're spending every second with
00:42:53 - They're taking over our lives.
00:42:56 - It is not true.
00:43:04 What? We needed an office guy.
00:43:08 - What are you doing?
00:43:10 I wrote a song for you.
00:43:14 You're kidding me.
00:43:15 You rescued my demo tape. It's the least I could do.
00:43:18 Oh, I heard you were very gallant by the way..
00:43:20 "Sir Puss-Alot"?
00:43:23 Yea..
00:43:25 But I really.. I really didn't do anything.
00:43:28 Actually, you kinda' did.
00:43:30 I sent it to a couple of producers
00:43:34 at a party tomorrow night.
00:43:35 Tomorrow? That's incredible.
00:43:37 Alright, alright.
00:43:40 I can't believe you wrote
00:43:52 "THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU"
00:43:55 "THAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND"
00:43:59 "SOMETHING IN THE WAY YOU FEEL"
00:44:03 "WHEN I HOLD YOU IN MY HAND"
00:44:07 "SOMEDAY SOON
00:44:11 "THAT SHINES FOR ALL TO SEE"
00:44:15 "WE'LL BE TOGETHER"
00:44:19 "MY DINKI DONUTS"
00:44:23 "DINKI DONUTS"
00:44:30 "AND I.."
00:44:47 Wow.
00:44:48 It's not good, I know that.
00:44:50 Donny just.. he told me
00:44:53 so I came up with something as a joke. Really.
00:44:55 No, no, I don't think you were joking.
00:44:57 You hated it, right?
00:44:59 Actually, urm..
00:45:01 I kinda' loved it.
00:45:04 No way.
00:45:05 Yes way.
00:45:09 Andy, why do you seduce
00:45:13 Multiple partners is not what turns me on.
00:45:18 It gets in the way with what
00:45:19 intimacy, romances, commitment.
00:45:22 Yes, yes. I think, that is exactly what ...
00:45:28 I have a friend.. a friend who
00:45:32 He was.. he was supposed to get married
00:45:37 but six weeks before the wedding..
00:45:39 she sleeps with some guy from the gym..
00:45:42 - And dumps him.
00:45:44 And he was completely destroyed.
00:45:48 he still believes in true love.
00:45:50 And even love at first sight.
00:45:52 - Oh, he sounds like a great guy.
00:45:55 He just gave his heart to
00:45:57 A great guy.
00:46:03 So you tell me, Mr. G-Spot..
00:46:06 What makes you such a good lover?
00:46:10 I.. pay attention.
00:46:13 That's the secret.
00:46:16 I mean, every woman has at least..
00:46:20 one thing.. that, you know,
00:46:24 I just.. I find out what that
00:46:29 ecstasy is the inevitable result.
00:46:34 You know what gets me highly excitable?
00:46:36 Red wine, Merlot.
00:46:38 A guy all sweaty after work out,
00:46:41 smelling like a man.
00:46:43 Red wine, sweaty, that's good stuff. Interesting.
00:46:46 My feet.
00:46:47 If you give me a foot massage..
00:46:50 And I will lose all control.
00:46:57 Feet.
00:47:00 Why don't you show me one of your secret.
00:47:06 Okay.
00:47:25 Oh my god.
00:47:32 I bet you make girls crazy just by doing this.
00:47:41 - I'm being a bad girl, right now?
00:47:47 I.. gotta go.
00:47:50 - Am I going somewhere with you.. or..?
00:47:52 We both have big days tomorrow.
00:47:54 - Good luck with your pitchy, Andy.
00:48:10 Why she just turn me off like that?
00:48:12 You know, she tells me all this
00:48:14 Like a Merlot..
00:48:16 a guy all sweaty after a work out..
00:48:18 a foot massage..
00:48:19 Why would she tell me if she wasn't into me?
00:48:21 I don't know.
00:48:23 This is only the most important day
00:48:26 Let's get our head in the game, okay?
00:48:28 Vitamins. Vitamins.
00:48:34 Lets get real.
00:48:36 I was wrong. Alright?
00:48:38 Your ideas are great,
00:48:42 Well, you know,
00:48:44 I think my dad's gonna like your pitch.
00:48:46 You've got big balls, kid.
00:48:48 Hung like a grandfather clock.
00:48:51 Take good care of this guys, Ted.
00:48:52 Might have to steal them away from you.
00:48:53 Hey, don't.. don't threaten me,
00:48:59 Yeah!
00:49:02 - Salud!
00:49:13 - Sandy.
00:49:16 - Yea, good.
00:49:18 Good evening, gentlemen. How are you?
00:49:20 We have a great sushi buffet on board..
00:49:22 and some dynamite wine you're just gonna' love.
00:49:24 But there's another plane behind us on the runway
00:49:30 I bet I can find a hole in that
00:49:32 Red Eye to Cleveland last week.
00:49:34 Sex on the airplane. That happens.
00:49:38 Excuse me.
00:49:40 I think we all realized
00:49:42 Okay, alright, alright.
00:49:44 Jerry, you are such an idiot ...
00:49:49 - Hello?
00:49:51 - Who is this?
00:49:53 Herman and.. Tiffany..
00:49:57 God, I'm such an idiot.
00:49:58 - Vanessa, are you alright?
00:50:01 - Excuse me, you're not supposed to use the cell.
00:50:04 - We gotta' go.
00:50:06 Luke is such an asshole. He set me up.
00:50:08 This isn't the producer's house.
00:50:10 Some frat party, they want me to strip.. and..
00:50:13 - You know what, I'm not gonna' do it anymore.. I just..
00:50:16 Oh God they're gonna break down the door, Andy please!
00:50:19 Hello? Vanessa, are you o..?
00:50:19 Vanessa?! Hello..?
00:50:20 - Andy, we gotta go, bud.
00:50:25 - I gotta' go.
00:50:27 - Yes, yes, I gotta' go.
00:50:28 - Vanessa is in real trouble.
00:50:31 You get on the plane,
00:50:34 - You know what, I'm just gonna count to three ...
00:50:37 One ..
00:50:38 - Two..
00:50:39 three..
00:50:42 four..
00:50:45 Urgh, fuck!
00:50:49 - Yeah?
00:50:51 - Who are you?
00:50:56 - Hey, hey, where do you think you're going?
00:51:01 Ralph.
00:51:02 This guy says he's part of the show.
00:51:05 Man, I don't know anything about that.
00:51:08 Ralph, Ralph, Ralph..
00:51:09 It's a surprise, buddy. You're gonna love it, trust me.
00:51:12 Wait until you see my cock.
00:51:14 You can tell your grandkids stories about it.
00:51:17 - Where's the girl?
00:51:20 What the hell..?
00:51:45 Vanessa, it's me. It's Andy.
00:51:52 Andy, these guys won't let me leave..
00:51:55 they want me to strip and.. I'm not gonna do that..
00:51:57 - Hey, hey. Give me a minute here, okay?!
00:51:59 You know, I've been working so hard and
00:52:02 but guess what, this whole thing was a big "fuck you"
00:52:05 Calm down, calm down. Sshh. Look at me, look at me.
00:52:09 Breathe, alright? Breathe.
00:52:15 - I'm here now.
00:52:18 What does that mean?
00:52:21 I don't know.
00:52:24 Who wants to see a show?
00:52:30 Who wants to see a show, huh?
00:52:34 Good. Enough of that.
00:52:36 Alright, I see a lot of guys in this room..
00:52:38 who needs to get laid, am I right?!
00:52:43 - Ernie. Ernie.
00:52:45 is to form a semi-circle
00:52:48 with a clear path right thru' the middle.
00:52:51 Ralph, Ralph! When I give you the que
00:52:56 But wait, how are we gonna' see anything?
00:53:01 It's glow-in-the-dark-pussy!!!
00:53:04 That's exactly what it is! That's right.
00:53:09 It's me.
00:53:11 - Ready?
00:53:15 You stay right behind me.
00:53:18 Yea! Alright, alright!
00:53:21 Ralph, turn off the lights!
00:53:26 Ralph.
00:53:36 Oh.. yeah!
00:53:40 What happening, guys?
00:53:42 Where's the music?!
00:55:22 Get in the car. Get in the car!
00:55:28 Assholes!
00:55:50 Tiffany?
00:55:51 Left.
00:55:54 Bedroom?
00:55:56 Too far!
00:56:40 Krav Maga, the Israeli martial art.
00:56:43 What?
00:56:45 Shalom, motherfucker.
00:56:48 Good morning, sunshine.
00:56:51 I have a shotgun pointed at your balls, right now.
00:56:54 I know that I messed up..
00:56:55 real bad, but if
00:56:59 I mean, you killed it, right?
00:57:03 You suck.
00:57:04 Jerry, you're killing me here. Come on.
00:57:07 - Why didn't the balls get on the plane?
00:57:10 Bloom kept yelling that, "Why didn't the Balls get on the plane?"
00:57:11 We can't do this without the balls
00:57:14 It took all my charm
00:57:17 We still have a shot.
00:57:18 If, we are to stay
00:57:22 and somehow
00:57:24 - You gotta' make me a couple promises.
00:57:27 - We have two days until the old man comes down here to hear this pitch.
00:57:30 Dinki Donuts, my friend. Dinki Donuts.
00:57:34 I need you to live and breathe
00:57:35 I need your complete focus and dedication..
00:57:37 so that we can redeem ourselves and get this
00:57:40 - Dinki Donuts.
00:57:43 That's done.. done. What else? What's the next thing?
00:57:46 The freaks.
00:57:51 - Andy?
00:57:55 Well.. That includes firing Relish the second we step foot on the office today.
00:57:59 This needs Cumin.
00:58:03 Cumin.
00:58:06 Knock, knock. Heh, sorry.
00:58:08 Hey, friend. Andy,
00:58:11 Okay, thank you.
00:58:17 - I need to talk to you about something.
00:58:20 Vanessa told us what happened last night. Okay?
00:58:22 There was a big blow up at the
00:58:24 Two factions formed, okay?
00:58:28 Now..
00:58:29 Couple people.. Tiffany, Franny.. they want you out..
00:58:32 me and Ramon are lobbying for some sort of, a probation period..
00:58:36 in which.. Herman thinks it's gonna blow over in a couple of weeks.
00:58:39 - That's good.
00:58:40 good news: he's agreed to work with you one on one.
00:58:43 What? No, no, no. I don't want that. No.
00:58:45 Tell him thank you for me, but I really am not interested. Okay?
00:58:47 - Tell him yourself.
00:58:50 - How's you hanging, dude?
00:58:53 Herman this is where I work, I work here,
00:58:56 To quote my first sponsor..
00:58:58 "I'm not going anywhere, lard ass. Not without my friend."
00:59:00 I don't want you to help me. I really don't want you to help me. Please.
00:59:03 Or you. No one. Really, yeah.
00:59:04 - What do you want?
00:59:07 I want my
00:59:09 - Yeah? Yea?
00:59:13 - Why?
00:59:14 You are one of the greatest people I've ever met in my life.
00:59:16 - Okay, good.
00:59:18 I'd be lying in the gutter,
00:59:20 You've helped us all, Andy.
00:59:23 We need you, the group needs you.
00:59:25 - You're the greatest person in the world.
00:59:29 Oh.. God. Oh my God, that hurts so much.
00:59:31 Hey, what did you want to talk with me about?
00:59:36 Oh.. yeah! You suck!
00:59:39 You're getting beat by a girl. You suck!
00:59:47 Hi!
00:59:49 - Hey, Andy.
00:59:51 What's up, man? Grab the guitar, we need the rhytm.
00:59:53 Vanessa, what are you doing here?
00:59:55 - Hang on, just give me a sec.
01:00:00 Nice!
01:00:04 I called to talk to you, Jerry answered the phone,
01:00:08 Oh, that's nice.
01:00:10 I just came here to tell you that it's my
01:00:12 you know people loves you in the group..
01:00:14 and it would be selfish of me to deny that.
01:00:16 After what happened, the other night..
01:00:18 I kinda' got it out of my system ..
01:00:20 you know this.. the steam has been released. So to speak.
01:00:23 I'm happy to say Andy, that I've lost my attraction to you.
01:00:26 I'm not attracted to you anymore.
01:00:28 Oh, and your friend.. he's so great.
01:00:32 I mean, you are right, great guy.
01:00:35 I've got a great idea. Great idea.
01:00:37 - Let's go to the warehouse for some brunch.
01:00:39 Oh, it's a date!
01:00:43 - What?
01:00:45 they are out of my life. You have my words. "
01:00:46 - Liar.
01:00:49 - Hey, you coming too, Andy?
01:00:51 Let's go!
01:01:00 - Hurm, oh my God. You should try this.
01:01:06 Right?
01:01:37 You speak Spanish right, Andy?
01:01:39 No.
01:01:41 God, Barcelona.
01:01:49 - Have you ever been to Spain?
01:01:51 Oh my God, Andy, you have to go..
01:01:52 The first time I fell in love, I was in Spain.
01:01:55 Me too.
01:01:56 - Yea?
01:01:57 - Did your story have a happy ending?
01:02:00 She wanted to get married.
01:02:02 Oh my God, is this the girl
01:02:04 and then she ended up sleeping with
01:02:07 That I was gonna marry?
01:02:13 Urm.. Are you thinking of err...?
01:02:17 - Am I talking out of school here?
01:02:19 You know what, I'm an open book.
01:02:23 All of life's secrets I wear them
01:02:25 - What do you wanna know?
01:02:31 Urm.. Look, I'm not gonna lie. When
01:02:35 I.. I lose myself. You know?
01:02:37 I can toward my personality to become the person
01:02:40 It's a huge recipe for failure.
01:02:42 And of course, Andy, you know he's
01:02:46 he doesn't understand.. he has no sympathy for that..
01:02:48 with his one night stand and his conquest and stuffs...
01:02:51 He actually thinks I'm spineless, but you know what..
01:02:54 - I'm a romantic.
01:02:56 - Thank you. Want more Mimosa?
01:02:58 - Hey, Jerry.
01:03:02 Hey, look who it is. Eva and Inge, right?
01:03:05 Oh hey, how're you doin'? Take care.
01:03:06 We are on a layover from Frankfurt..
01:03:09 we're going to Australia.
01:03:11 We love it at the down under. It's really good.
01:03:13 Sounds really good.
01:03:16 - This is a friend of ours, Vanessa.
01:03:17 Hello. You know we really love Jerry, he is the best.
01:03:21 - You remember Andy, right?
01:03:25 Mr. "I don't care about you at all".
01:03:27 Let me give you a little warning. Girl to girl.
01:03:30 He says one things at dinner...
01:03:31 but then it turns into a different story when
01:03:39 He has to know how humiliated I was.
01:03:42 You are scum. Scum!
01:03:48 Ally, you get these stuffs into the easels
01:03:53 Thank you.
01:03:57 What are you doing?
01:03:58 Vanessa is funny, man.
01:04:00 Funny and hot, when you ever see that combination?
01:04:04 Is that really Vanessa?
01:04:05 I swear to God if you pull that
01:04:08 Relax...
01:04:09 she just sent me a photo of
01:04:12 where all of the students used to hang out.
01:04:13 - You've never even been to Spain.
01:04:15 Hey guys, come on, let's go. Lets' rock!
01:04:19 Make it good. Let's go!
01:04:23 Robots have always been
01:04:26 A bright future.
01:04:27 And what's cools is that these
01:04:30 So it's futuristic and nostalgic at the same time.
01:04:32 It's comfort food for the eyes.
01:04:34 I give you Dinki Donuts new logo.
01:04:39 Iconic, graphic, arresting.
01:04:41 What do you think, Dad?
01:04:44 Dinki Donuts are
01:04:46 They power these lean mean machines right here.
01:04:48 Have you ever seen a fat robot?
01:04:49 No.
01:04:50 Fat robot? You just don't see that. Doesn't happen.
01:04:52 - What do you think, Pop?
01:04:55 - Question.
01:04:56 Is it sexy enough for the 18-49s?
01:04:59 - A valid question.
01:05:02 Are you kidding? This robot
01:05:05 Do you know what I'm sayin'?
01:05:07 I do that because we can
01:05:11 and put 'em on a bunch of products...
01:05:12 that you normally wouldn't be able
01:05:14 So you can get your donut counter, you got a
01:05:17 - I'm sorry, gentlemen..
01:05:21 Just one moment, I'll be right back.
01:05:27 Err.. T-shirts, I was sayin'...
01:05:31 What is it Donny? This better be huge.
01:05:33 Don, whatever it is, it's gotta wait,
01:05:36 I'm tense.
01:05:38 I'm a volcano and I'm about to erupt.
01:05:40 I need you to bottle it up. Okay, alright?
01:05:43 And you can let it out, all over, in an hour.
01:05:46 Alright? Good, we cool?
01:05:47 I got the CCPJ and the CPO. Put Greenberg's mail in Greenfield's cubby and
01:05:54 Listen. Listen to me. I am trying to save my career in there.
01:06:00 I need you to take in some deep breathe,
01:06:02 Good, good, good.
01:06:04 Listen, we can talk about this in one hour. Alright?
01:06:07 Don't do anything crazy. Alright?
01:06:11 Let me talk to you about the box for a second.
01:06:13 The box is not just a doughnut box but..
01:06:15 it's also, the robot's head.
01:06:17 - Hello.
01:06:19 - Where are we?
01:06:22 - And we're gonna go to phase 2.
01:06:26 That's where we began to introduce the doughnuts
01:06:29 by doing a series of movie posters spoofs...
01:06:31 like this one from "The Shawshanks Redemption"...
01:06:32 where we had the doughnuts raining down on the muscular robot.
01:06:35 Owh, that's very clever.
01:06:37 I'm glad to hear you say that.
01:06:39 And the first one we're going to be ... starting with erm..
01:06:41 - Call Security!
01:06:44 That's disgusting! What are you doing?!
01:06:46 "The Matrix". We all know, imagine the robot ...
01:06:48 - he's down like this and doughnuts ...
01:06:52 Time me, time me. I'll be right
01:06:54 Nothing to worry about.
01:06:58 Be right back!
01:07:01 "The Godfather."
01:07:06 Donny.
01:07:13 Jesus Donny, you're gonna get me fired.
01:07:14 - Holy fuck!
01:07:18 Oh, God. This is strike 3.
01:07:20 I'm going to jail for a real long time, Andy.
01:07:25 Is that liquid..?
01:07:26 Yeah, I used "liquid paper"
01:07:31 Alright, Alright!..
01:07:32 first of all, will you pull your pants up, please!
01:07:34 I can't talk to you with your pants down. Alright?
01:07:36 And let's just clean this up.. Alright?
01:07:39 I'm so sorry.
01:07:41 I didn't mean for it to happen like this.
01:07:44 Oh, shit!
01:07:45 What?
01:07:46 Right in there, in the copy room.
01:07:48 God.. fuck. Please man. Please. What do we do?
01:07:52 Just get.. get out, run, run! Go.
01:07:57 - I'm so sorry.
01:08:00 Freeze! Let me see your hands!
01:08:07 Once again, I bet on the wrong guy.
01:08:09 What is wrong with me?
01:08:12 I don't know. You deserve better.
01:08:15 - I just...
01:08:17 He was doing better, wasn't he?
01:08:19 Yea, it's a disease, Vanessa.
01:08:22 It's very sad.
01:08:24 I'm just glad that I can be here for ya'.
01:08:31 Oh. Sorry to make you wait
01:08:33 I am addicted.
01:08:35 Oh, sweaty mcleaty. More Merlot?
01:08:38 Yea.
01:08:39 I hope I don't stink too bad for ya'.
01:08:44 Wow.
01:08:45 I'm gonna make you the best dinner on the planet.
01:08:47 - You like penne?
01:08:53 Hand on one second.
01:09:00 Hello?
01:09:01 Jerry, it's me.
01:09:04 - We got fired today.
01:09:08 - Fired.
01:09:35 Oh, Vanessa.
01:09:36 No, this is not Vanessa.
01:09:38 - No, Jerry!
01:09:41 You never learn.
01:09:43 I really feel like I'm enabling you.
01:09:46 Let me ask you a question.
01:09:48 down the toilet just to save some
01:09:55 I'll come get you in the morning.
01:09:56 No, Jerry. I need you to come..
01:10:00 God, no!
01:10:05 I got these incredible truffles ...
01:10:08 from a guy in Tuscany who went on a
01:10:10 they follow pigs around..
01:10:13 and the pigs smell
01:10:16 at the base of these oak trees.
01:10:17 I mean, they're really-really expensive but...
01:10:21 Oh, my God. Smell that.
01:10:24 Just shave a little of them on top of
01:10:27 That sounds so good.
01:10:28 Oh no, it's not good. It's better than sex.
01:10:33 So do you think we should call Andy
01:10:38 That was actually Andy that called earlier.
01:10:41 He's got to spend the night in jail.
01:10:44 Oh my God. That's awful.
01:10:46 Yea, yeah, but hopefully this is rock bottom.
01:10:51 He's gonna be stronger for this.
01:10:59 I can't tell you how much
01:11:01 what you did, and.. and I want you to know
01:11:05 from now on,
01:11:08 - Good.
01:11:09 Oh my God. She's angry.
01:11:13 Listen, whatever you need,
01:11:16 I'm highest peak, you pick up the phone...
01:11:18 - Donny...
01:11:21 Can you just.. drive me home?
01:11:23 I don't drive.
01:11:25 You know that.
01:11:29 No. I did not know that.
01:11:32 Should we call somebody?
01:11:35 Okay, this is me.
01:11:40 Okay, great. Thanks for the ride.
01:11:42 Hey, I guess I see you guys at the group or...
01:11:47 You're going in the wrong direction.
01:11:49 - We're goin' to my place.
01:11:51 Oh God.
01:11:53 Vanessa?
01:11:54 Vanessa?
01:11:57 Where is she?
01:12:01 She's right here.
01:12:09 Right?
01:12:10 Yea, those truffles are incredible.
01:12:13 I told you.
01:12:15 How did you learn to cook like that?
01:12:19 Well..
01:12:22 when my fiancee left...
01:12:25 the food network was my only friend.
01:12:29 You feeling any better?
01:12:32 I don't know if I'm better but, drunker for sure.
01:12:36 Well I know how to make you feel better.
01:12:40 You just gotta trust me.
01:12:43 You do trust me? Dont ya?
01:12:47 I don't know.
01:12:49 Come on. You can trust me.
01:12:50 I'm certified in Reflexology.
01:12:55 I need you to sit up here. Okay?
01:12:59 Come on.
01:13:03 Sit up here.
01:13:11 I don't know if you like it but..
01:13:15 I love giving a good foot massage.
01:13:19 Wait, hold.. slow down for a second..
01:13:57 Oh, you're in for a treat tonight.
01:14:03 Yes, that's right.
01:14:06 I haven't eaten for 100 days and..
01:14:09 Momma is hungry. Hehe.
01:14:13 You're my little banana sundae...
01:14:16 that right, that's it..
01:14:19 there we go, that's it!..
01:14:21 Oh~ Squirm..
01:14:22 there we go...
01:14:24 that we go and a pupu.
01:14:26 The pupu, the pupu.
01:14:28 Just a minute. Want some
01:14:32 You want some chocolate in your vanilla?
01:14:41 Super Bowl.
01:14:42 Here we go, now. Here we go, now.
01:14:45 Here we go, now. Here we go, now.
01:14:50 Yes, 15...
01:14:52 75... 43...
01:14:55 Hut! Hut!
01:14:56 Yes, as a retuércete
01:15:03 Oh.. my.. God!
01:15:07 Get off of me, you bastard.
01:15:09 He came here lookin' for you ...
01:15:11 and when he couldn't find you ...
01:15:13 he just ravaged me ...
01:15:15 then he made me put on this outfit...
01:15:18 That is not what happen. At all!
01:15:20 Get out of here, Andy.
01:15:21 She attacked me. Alright?
01:15:24 You gotta believe me.
01:15:25 I would never do
01:15:28 Really? Really?!
01:15:30 Is that why you told
01:15:33 Taught him how to get me in bed?
01:15:35 What happened?
01:15:38 He's a great lay.
01:15:40 Is it what you want to hear?
01:15:45 No. Vanessa, please...
01:15:52 Get out of here.
01:15:53 Get out of here.
01:15:55 Get out of my life.
01:15:56 I never wanna see you again. Do you hear me?
01:16:00 Go!
01:16:28 You slept with her?
01:16:30 Jesus, what, they locked you up at "Ben & Jerry"?
01:16:32 I can't fucking believe you!
01:16:34 And I can't fucking believe you.
01:16:36 I mean every time I have to fix your fucking mess.
01:16:38 Same thing I had to do with Cynthia.
01:16:42 Cynthia?
01:16:43 What.. what do you mean fix? What does that mean?
01:16:45 What do you think it means?
01:16:46 She was gonna move you to Boston,
01:16:48 and I was going to allow that to happens? No way!
01:16:52 You're the guy from the gym?
01:16:54 You're just now figuring this out?
01:16:59 Get out of my life!
01:17:12 I know...
01:17:14 we need furniture.
01:17:20 That's good.
01:17:27 Stay away!
01:17:28 Jesus, Herman, you scared the shit out of me.
01:17:31 She's back with Luke,
01:17:34 - And it's your fault.
01:17:36 but you won't leave me alone.
01:17:37 Well you had other options, motherfucker.
01:17:39 You could have come to the Rock
01:17:41 going to the jail, sell out Vanessa..
01:17:43 and then "desserting" Tiffany.
01:17:45 " Dessert " Tiffany?
01:17:47 Was it "Chocolate? "Nuts?
01:17:50 Alright, alright, "desserting", yeah!
01:17:53 - That's right, you know it, motherfucker.
01:17:55 Stay away.
01:17:59 Jesus, Herman!
01:18:05 Jerry?
01:18:08 Jerry?
01:18:36 [ iSight, iSaw, iConquered ]
01:18:43 Oh no.
01:19:18 Just a minute, just a minute.
01:19:20 - No, no, no, I'm here for you.
01:19:23 - What?
01:19:25 - I changed my mind. Okay?
01:19:27 - Don't worry.
01:19:30 - What Andy told you?
01:19:33 - Things that gets you on.
01:19:35 You know, don't worry about it,
01:19:37 - You're disgusting.
01:19:40 - I'm just trying to protect my friend.
01:19:42 Yes he needs to know what kind of person you really are.
01:19:44 You're wasting his time, you know that?
01:19:45 - I don't want you to hurt him.
01:19:48 How could I hurt him? I love him, you asshole!
01:20:29 Fuck off.
01:20:34 - You okay, Vanessa?
01:20:37 - Call me if you need me.
01:20:40 - Where do you think you're going?
01:20:43 Baby, we need the money.
01:20:47 This will be the last time.
01:20:49 - Whoo.. whoo..
01:20:50 - Get your ass, back on that stage.
01:20:53 - Hey, hey, hey Vanessa, come on..
01:20:55 - What the fuck are you doing here?
01:20:58 - I thought said I don't want to see you again.
01:21:03 Oh my God.
01:21:05 Get up!
01:21:13 Damn, it!
01:21:26 Vanessa!
01:22:08 He came on to my shit.
01:22:10 And I went on a hundred days...
01:22:14 without any action, Burton.
01:22:16 But it was like there's a hurricane
01:22:19 There was cows and they were flying and shit..
01:22:21 there was Dorothy and there was a lot of shit..
01:22:25 I was vulnerable...
01:22:27 and he took advantage of me.
01:22:29 Well, Tiffany welcome back.
01:22:31 Think of this as your first day.
01:22:35 Are you willing to walk down that road with all of us?
01:22:39 - Just say "Yes I am."
01:22:41 I'm very proud of you.
01:22:45 Can we help you?
01:22:49 Sorry to interrupt.
01:22:52 Err, Vanessa, can I talk to
01:22:55 Why don't you tell us what
01:22:58 This is a no secrets zone.
01:23:01 I'd really rather talk in private.
01:23:02 Ya, I know big boy, but you don't have an option.
01:23:06 Fine. Fine.
01:23:08 I'll just say it and go.
01:23:13 I'm a liar. Okay?
01:23:15 I lied to you.
01:23:17 And to Burton, and then to Rock...
01:23:20 Donny, Tiffany, Franny...
01:23:22 - Ramon.
01:23:26 but worst than that though, I lied to myself.
01:23:30 I err.. I got problems. Alright?
01:23:33 Believe me. But...
01:23:35 I don't have your problem.
01:23:37 I lied about that too.
01:23:39 I pretended to be a sex addict..
01:23:42 because I wanted to get close to someone..
01:23:44 who I fell in love with the second that I first saw her.
01:23:48 You, Vanessa.
01:23:52 If I had just been honest
01:23:54 I really think that you would have liked me..
01:23:57 for me.
01:24:00 And that's it.
01:24:03 I said it.
01:24:08 Andy.
01:24:11 For months, I've been talking about
01:24:17 But since I have this problem..
01:24:19 I wouldn't recognize a decent guy
01:24:25 Well, I'm looking right at you, Andy.
01:24:28 I am.
01:24:30 And I wanna believe you..
01:24:32 so much.
01:24:35 But I don't even know who you are.
01:24:41 I know who he is.
01:24:43 He is a man, that
01:24:45 and I was about to sodomize a
01:24:48 and he saved me.
01:24:49 That's that man.
01:24:51 Ya, I know that man.
01:24:53 That man there got fired and went
01:24:57 that man.
01:25:02 I attacked him. Not the other way around.
01:25:05 Fuck, you all know I'm sick.
01:25:08 That's why we're here.
01:25:10 Now, that is sweet , attagurl.
01:25:12 - Can hardly believe it.
01:25:13 That is quite a resume, young man.
01:25:17 You know, like I said, I do anything to fit in.
01:25:22 But you're right, you don't
01:25:26 So what about we just start over?
01:25:29 My name is Andy.
01:25:30 - Hi, Andy.
01:25:33 this time without you guys.
01:25:39 Hi.
01:25:42 I'm Andy.
01:25:46 Girl, don't miss out.
01:25:50 Go.
01:26:00 Vanessa.
01:26:04 You're not gonna shake my hand?
01:26:07 I'm not gonna touch you for the next hundred days.
01:26:10 Oww, celibacy pledge.
01:26:13 How romantic is that.
01:26:15 No touching for a hundred days. That's so damn stupid.
01:26:18 It's appropriate.
01:26:20 Wait. Wait. Wait.
01:26:22 - One hundred days?
01:26:27 Yeah.
01:26:33 My name is Jerry, I'm a sex addict.
01:26:35 - Jerry, what are you doing?
01:26:37 Andy is not the villain here, I am. I am.
01:26:40 - What?
01:26:41 We were best friends and what did I do,
01:26:44 six weeks before the wedding.
01:26:45 Six weeks!
01:26:47 - You don't have to do this.
01:26:50 - Are you okay?
01:26:51 Listen, listen I'm just getting started.
01:26:53 And now he's fallen in love
01:26:56 - And what did I do? What did I do?
01:26:58 - What?
01:27:00 I tried to seduce her.
01:27:01 Yea, yeah. I got problems. I got big problems.
01:27:05 Hello, Turquoise.
01:27:07 Oh my God. Oh my God!
01:27:09 See, he thought.. that..
01:27:11 if he was more like me ...
01:27:13 that he would have better luck with you.
01:27:15 That's why he's been hanging out
01:27:17 Come on.
01:27:18 And all the sexual talks that
01:27:20 all these crazy stories,
01:27:23 He got no game. He's got no game.
01:27:25 Trust me. It was me.
01:27:27 You gotta believe him.
01:27:35 I do.
01:27:38 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
01:27:40 Are you the mayor of Pussy Town?
01:27:42 - You're my hero.
01:27:44 - Yea, yea.
01:27:48 - Do you wanna...?
01:27:50 - I didn't catch your name when you err...
01:27:52 - Hello, Jerry.
01:27:54 Alright, this is the place to purge.
01:27:57 - I've been chasing the beef since I was 10.
01:27:59 Yeah, for my bar mitzvah, my aunt
01:28:03 - And a rimmer.
01:28:04 - Yea.
01:28:06 Keep talking. Squeeze it out. Here we go.
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