Hababam Sinifi 3 5

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00:00:29 My dear Students,
00:00:32 I never intended to end
00:00:36 ...which I committed 30 years,
00:00:39 ...in such a pathetic way.
00:00:44 The Class of Chaos
00:00:47 My dear wife, I rather
00:00:50 ...than thousand times
00:00:53 Forgive me, daughter.
00:00:56 Forgive me, son.
00:00:58 Farewell.
00:01:00 Good bye life,
00:01:05 Kamil Canbolat.
00:01:45 Class: Empty
00:02:08 You cut just like
00:02:10 I just want them
00:02:20 Give me another one.
00:02:26 Come on. Don't keep
00:02:30 - Alright.
00:02:33 I'm coming.
00:02:34 Psycho. Be careful. Don't
00:02:38 Man. They make some
00:02:41 Just a second.
00:02:43 There's enough for you all.
00:02:45 Report, 20 Lira.
00:02:47 Don't forget to pay.
00:02:57 Don't be so sad, Mr. Kamil.
00:02:59 But how, Mrs. Nuriye?
00:03:02 Just look at me.
00:03:03 I shouldn't have ended
00:03:06 They will all
00:03:09 You shouldn't exchange the pills that
00:03:14 He's coming!
00:03:17 Come on, exaggerate!
00:03:22 I've had enough of you!
00:03:28 What's going on?!
00:03:29 It sounded as if there
00:03:32 Stampede?!
00:03:36 What did you say, Lispy?
00:03:38 Herd psychology.
00:03:43 - My sinusitis! That hurt.
00:03:47 I don't want to hear any
00:03:49 Ouch! Mr. Bedri.
00:03:52 Don't laugh!
00:03:54 You rascals! What
00:03:58 He was about to commit suicide
00:04:02 Shut up.
00:04:04 - You're lying, you pimple!
00:04:06 I saw the poor man.
00:04:07 You've turned him totally green.
00:04:10 Well, yes. We have
00:04:13 Otherwise we would be
00:04:17 Make fun about your own
00:04:25 That's your share,
00:04:27 Give me some more! I like that!
00:04:32 0Isn't that spray
00:04:34 Buy some foggers.
00:04:40 Don't laugh!
00:04:43 Uncle Bedri, can I have
00:04:47 Here.
00:04:49 Thanks.
00:04:52 You're welcome, idiot!
00:04:54 Spread them out.
00:04:57 Get your parents to sign them
00:05:00 Tell you're parents
00:05:02 They should kick your butt for me
00:05:12 He wasn't as angry
00:05:15 That's obvious. He has
00:05:18 Yes, folks!
00:05:20 We have our reports...
00:05:25 ...and can go now
00:05:33 - How are you, Mr. Kamil?
00:05:37 "Green is my valley,
00:05:41 He's totally down.
00:05:43 It's very natural!
00:05:44 He looks like a grass head.
00:05:47 Oh my God! They'll call me
00:05:51 Oh no, I won't let them.
00:05:54 The pigments are ruined.
00:05:59 Oh my God!
00:06:00 I could've been
00:06:05 Those who commit suicide
00:06:11 Don't worry!
00:06:13 This time I'll save
00:06:15 Are you going to
00:06:17 No! I'm afraid I can't do that.
00:06:21 ...260.000 YTL, those rascals.
00:06:25 But if they should chose to leave,
00:06:28 I spoke to a lawyer. In that case
00:06:32 They would never leave.
00:06:35 They would've done it in the last
00:06:37 They won't leave
00:06:40 They're not called Class of Chaos
00:06:42 With a little push,
00:06:46 Push?
00:06:47 Yes, listen up! I have a great
00:06:51 If you all help me...
00:06:53 ...we'll get rid of the Class of Chaos
00:06:56 Deal!
00:06:58 The worst part of school
00:07:02 Right! I don't want to go
00:07:05 Besides, I have to stay
00:07:07 And he saw my real report.
00:07:09 He'll make me sleep in the
00:07:12 Nonsense, what balcony?
00:07:13 You can stay at our house.
00:07:16 Great, honors?
00:07:19 We did, Baby!
00:07:21 Here. What are you on?
00:07:24 - Crazy Bedri comes in style!
00:07:27 In summer style. He's going
00:07:35 Idiots! Are you still here,
00:07:40 We'll leave soon.
00:07:42 We're saying good bye.
00:07:44 Don't you see, my dumb son?
00:07:47 Vacation? In the
00:07:50 My stupid boy.
00:07:52 Since you're ignorant, you wouldn't
00:07:55 ...it is summer in the southern
00:07:58 Where are you going to?
00:08:02 Thailand. To be more accurate,
00:08:06 Pippi Island?
00:08:07 What could be famous there?
00:08:11 What possibly could it be, Lispy?
00:08:16 Blow it!
00:08:19 You too.
00:08:23 I have to catch my plane.
00:08:25 I'll give your present for your
00:08:29 Hope so.
00:08:30 - Farewell, losers.
00:08:35 Bye.
00:08:39 Have a nice flight, Bedri!
00:08:42 Have a nice vacation!
00:08:44 Watch out for tsunamis!
00:08:48 I almost forgot. You left your
00:08:52 In the trashcan.
00:08:56 Yes, we didn't want
00:09:00 Don't worry.
00:09:02 Don't trouble yourself.
00:09:04 I sent all your reports to your
00:09:08 Bye then.
00:09:10 If I'm not mistaken
00:09:13 But why? We could
00:09:16 That you won't!
00:09:19 I mean in order
00:09:22 We may improve our grades!
00:09:26 Do it at home, dear.
00:09:29 You can't stay at school.
00:09:32 The school will be painted,
00:09:37 I'll miss my flight!
00:09:39 If I hear that you stay at school,
00:09:47 So, folks? Where shall we
00:09:51 Wait till our tourist leaves,
00:09:55 Are we going to
00:10:02 Just open the door!
00:10:09 Take your shoes out!
00:10:14 Who am I talking to?
00:10:25 - Are those piglets gone?
00:10:27 Pray for snow. Or else our plan
00:10:30 I'll sure pray!
00:10:36 The adventure begins.
00:11:04 - Little more left.
00:11:08 No begging here. This is
00:11:13 It's you?
00:11:27 Psycho. What are you doing!?
00:11:29 You're piercing my dad.
00:11:37 Little more to the left.
00:11:44 These are our
00:11:46 Rezzan, Özge and Tuðçe.
00:11:49 Perfect.
00:11:51 Take your shoes out.
00:11:56 Take this too!
00:11:57 What are you throwing at me?
00:12:13 Next to the table.
00:12:19 Mr. Bedri.
00:12:21 Welcome.
00:12:28 Welcome.
00:12:29 First I'd like to
00:12:32 Thanks.
00:13:05 Can I have
00:13:07 Wine glass! Right away.
00:13:11 Here you are.
00:13:12 - Thanks.
00:13:19 Midget.
00:13:26 Good evening, Midget.
00:13:28 What are you doing here
00:13:30 - I came for the test.
00:13:33 Don't know. Mr. Bedri said we
00:13:36 A test at this unholy hour.
00:13:38 Test. Now I got it.
00:13:42 Why don't I get it?
00:13:44 You'll get it soon enough.
00:13:47 - Jesus! What was that?!
00:13:54 Oh my God!
00:13:57 Jesus!
00:14:03 Run! Run!
00:14:08 Oh my God!
00:14:32 What's going on?!
00:14:42 Good God!
00:14:44 Yusuf! You're going to die, Yusuf!
00:14:48 Mr. Bedri?!
00:14:50 What Bedri?! I'm telling you,
00:14:53 A mortal should be
00:14:55 Mortal?!
00:14:59 My God!
00:15:01 Help!
00:15:03 Help! Help!
00:15:08 Mr. Kamil?
00:15:09 Run away,
00:15:11 What!? Sharks?!
00:15:13 Oh no!
00:15:19 Take me with you!
00:15:24 Police! Coast Guard!
00:15:43 Hello, Mr. Yusuf!
00:15:47 Mr. Yusuf?
00:15:53 That's it!
00:15:56 Mr. Bedri. Mr. Yusuf
00:15:59 Slap him in the face.
00:16:05 Come in!
00:16:07 - How was I, Mr. Bedri?
00:16:11 Really? Did you like
00:16:14 More than that.
00:16:18 You should attend
00:16:20 At this age?
00:16:24 Education has nothing to do
00:16:29 Arda, I'll kick you
00:16:32 ...and your eyelashes
00:16:35 The Lord is our shepherd!
00:16:37 Mr. Yusuf, no!
00:16:39 It's me, Niyazi. Don't hit.
00:16:41 Oh no! What is Mr. Yusuf doing?!
00:16:43 Exorcism of course!
00:16:47 May God help him.
00:16:51 Don't hit!
00:17:52 Who's she?!
00:17:54 Who?
00:17:56 Your stepmother, Ercüment!
00:17:59 Your stepmother!
00:18:03 Stepmother?
00:18:09 Her feet are backwards!
00:18:13 Yes, Ercüment!
00:18:15 Very nice and
00:18:31 Mama!
00:18:33 Yes, son?
00:18:35 Kiss your mother's hand!
00:18:38 Her hands are backwards too.
00:18:43 No! No!
00:18:56 No! Oh my God!
00:18:59 What's with this wedding?
00:19:05 You're going to call me mother.
00:19:09 Who are you?
00:19:11 Am I drunk or what?
00:19:15 - The garden is full with cement!
00:19:20 Idiot Ercüment!
00:19:24 What's happening to me?
00:19:26 What did I possibly take?
00:19:31 Ercüment. What's up, brother?
00:19:37 Who are you?
00:19:38 Don't you know me?
00:19:45 Why can't I see
00:19:49 So what?
00:19:50 What do you mean
00:19:53 I'm not to be seen
00:19:56 Good God.
00:19:58 Who are you?
00:20:01 I told you.
00:20:05 Your stepbrother.
00:20:07 My...?
00:20:09 Brother. My dear brother.
00:20:13 Dad!
00:20:15 Dad!
00:20:20 Dad, what's going on here?
00:20:27 Thank God,
00:20:33 These dreams should
00:20:42 Scumbags!
00:20:44 Psycho? Sebastian?
00:20:47 Where are you?
00:20:51 Help!
00:20:53 Who left the house like this?
00:21:26 At ease!
00:21:32 Hi girls!
00:21:35 Thanks.
00:21:37 They are cute.
00:21:44 - Have we met before?
00:21:48 Since we're at it
00:21:50 Why not?
00:21:52 I'm Ruhi.
00:21:54 - Emre.
00:21:57 I'm Dilara.
00:21:58 Kenan, nice to meet you.
00:22:00 I'm Itir.
00:22:03 Oh my! I'll nibble you off, Itir.
00:22:07 This is Sumo. He's trying to
00:22:29 Would you allow me to make
00:22:33 Well of course. Here.
00:22:36 My esteemed colleagues!
00:22:41 I have some
00:22:45 I... I mean "we".
00:22:52 We have met in Thailand...
00:22:54 ...and decided to get married.
00:22:59 This is awesome!
00:23:08 Friends! I'd like to introduce
00:23:10 ...new wife. We got married
00:23:17 Bedriye, this is the school
00:23:21 - Good morning, kids!
00:23:24 Thank you.
00:23:26 I'm outmost pleased
00:23:28 Thank you!
00:23:29 - Did you marry on the plane?!
00:23:33 That's wonderful.
00:23:35 - Well, of course.
00:24:02 What's going on here?
00:24:14 That's enough.
00:24:17 Thank you very much.
00:24:19 Oh no, that woman...?!
00:24:21 I'd like to introduce
00:24:24 Feza, School. School, Feza!
00:24:28 - Hello, friends.
00:24:30 He's my stepson.
00:24:33 I couldn't love him more than this
00:24:38 I'm sure that you will all
00:24:42 He fainted.
00:24:45 Poor guy, he's jealous!
00:24:47 Leave him.
00:24:50 Don't talk nonsense, Bedri!
00:24:53 But honey. He's
00:24:55 He is Ercüment. My son.
00:24:58 Does anybody have
00:25:00 I have!
00:25:01 There's no need to panic.
00:25:05 Ercüment! Wake up, son!
00:25:09 Jeez. Do you see that,
00:25:12 - Bravo. She's very caring.
00:25:15 Eau de cologne, right?
00:25:18 Always the same jokes.
00:25:21 Ercüment, wake up, son.
00:25:26 Over here. Slowly.
00:25:34 We're lucky, guys.
00:25:35 God sent us a matron
00:25:38 She has suppressed
00:25:39 Bravo. A real psychopath.
00:25:42 Hell no! She looks
00:25:44 She has treated even Ercüment
00:25:47 She took care of him as if he
00:25:50 She has struggled.
00:25:51 That's right. I thought
00:25:55 Shut up! Take it back!
00:25:58 Are you awake,
00:26:00 What jealousy?
00:26:03 I saw that woman
00:26:05 Really? What was she doing?
00:26:07 She was marrying Dad.
00:26:10 The classic "Idiots can foresee"
00:26:13 Don't talk nonsense.
00:26:16 Last night in my dream...
00:26:18 ...her head turned around
00:26:22 Afterwards her hands and feet were
00:26:25 It was strange.
00:26:28 He's gone nuts.
00:26:30 Stepmother syndrome.
00:26:32 What syndrome, man?
00:26:35 I swear,
00:26:38 I swear!
00:26:39 Yeah right. If the mother is a
00:26:43 Maybe lemon.
00:26:45 Oh, no. He's a devil!
00:26:50 Yesterday I couldn't see his
00:26:53 One of his eyes was yellow
00:26:55 OK, Ercüment.
00:26:57 We'll give him a blue lens
00:27:01 You guys are careless!
00:27:03 I'm freaking out
00:27:05 We're in danger. Why don't
00:27:10 We're here!
00:27:11 There he is.
00:27:12 Don't look him in the eye.
00:27:16 This is the dormitory.
00:27:20 There! Look at his eyes!
00:27:23 Hi, folks.
00:27:24 Hi, dude.
00:27:25 Welcome. Come here.
00:27:28 Hello, mate. Welcome.
00:27:30 Thanks. Ercüment.
00:27:33 What's the 'bro' talk?
00:27:37 Let me see your eyes!
00:27:40 You wiseacre. You have contact lenses,
00:27:42 What lenses?
00:27:44 Never mind. It's hard to explain,
00:27:47 Do you smoke?
00:27:49 - Great. Thanks.
00:27:52 So, you're Ercüment's
00:27:54 Yes, so it is.
00:27:56 Demons don't make brothers!
00:27:58 Enough,
00:28:01 Who are you trying to scare off?
00:28:02 What do you mean?
00:28:05 Don't mind him.
00:28:07 It's the first time that he has
00:28:11 Too bad. Don't be so sad.
00:28:13 I'm in the same situation.
00:28:15 That's life. You'll get used
00:28:18 Don't touch me! 'With time', huh?
00:28:22 Ercüment, what are you doing,
00:28:26 Why insane?!
00:28:28 - Lispy! Get me a mirror.
00:28:31 I see. I better
00:28:37 Did you see that? He beat off
00:28:41 You foxy crab!
00:28:45 Shame on you! You've treated
00:28:48 Man, Drill.
00:28:50 Shut up! Don't be so fussy!
00:28:53 Alright, you'll see it yourself.
00:28:55 But it will be too late.
00:28:57 Shut the hell up!
00:29:01 Bravo, Beberuhi. You stood up
00:29:04 Shut your piehole!
00:29:10 How was it? I was very
00:29:13 Pretty much! Congrats.
00:29:19 That hurt.
00:29:49 Kenan! Kenan!
00:29:54 Kenan, wake up.
00:29:58 What are you doing, you moron?!
00:30:01 Don't shout! You'll wake
00:30:06 Listen to me, Kenan.
00:30:10 We have to meet.
00:30:12 I'm freaking out.
00:30:16 Organize them!
00:30:19 Meeting?!
00:30:22 That's not a good way
00:30:26 - Psycho?!
00:30:28 Get up, we have to
00:30:30 Why's that?
00:30:31 He's lost it again
00:30:33 - Who?
00:30:36 - With whom?
00:30:38 Fine. Then go.
00:30:40 No. You have to come as well.
00:30:42 Unbelievable.
00:30:46 Come on, guys.
00:30:50 Don't touch the light.
00:31:03 Dreadful things will
00:31:08 You are the only dreadful
00:31:11 Are you aware of it?
00:31:13 I am.
00:31:15 Yeah, right. What is
00:31:18 Self-defense, you idiot!
00:31:20 You should get one as well.
00:31:23 Alright. Fine!
00:31:25 What? Are you all psychopaths?
00:31:28 What are we talking about
00:31:30 Have you gone completely insane?!
00:31:32 Did you wake us for that?
00:31:35 Don't touch it!
00:31:39 Don't laugh, you fools!
00:31:41 Do you want your head
00:31:44 He thinks he has
00:31:46 Idiot! I'm talking about
00:31:49 Such a big thing.
00:31:52 What do you want from him?
00:31:55 I don't want anything from him.
00:32:00 Look!
00:32:04 What's going on here?!
00:32:11 Who put this in my bed?!
00:32:14 You don't make such jokes
00:32:17 I didn't do it.
00:32:19 Is that some kind of a joke?
00:32:25 I'm out of words,
00:32:28 That's not good at all.
00:32:29 - Friends, I...
00:32:32 - Me too.
00:32:34 Me as well.
00:32:37 Emre. Psycho?
00:32:40 Don't be so prejudiced.
00:32:42 Idiot. He's at the brink
00:32:47 I feel sorry for him.
00:32:49 Trust me, he doesn't
00:32:53 I'm in this school since years.
00:32:57 - Are you ready?
00:32:59 Not you, Mercan Dede!
00:33:01 - I said I'm ready, man!
00:33:04 Wait for my signal.
00:33:06 That bastard has turned them all
00:33:11 Ercüment!
00:33:14 Huh?! What?!
00:33:16 Don't be scared, Ercüment!
00:33:20 Help? Sebastian?
00:33:26 Who the hell is Sebastian?!
00:33:29 Who are you? Show yourself,
00:33:35 Do you see this stone here?
00:33:37 I'll smash your liver.
00:33:41 What's going on here?!
00:33:50 - What's this about?
00:33:56 You're going too far!
00:34:02 Enough! Don't give me
00:34:06 Search and find me, Ercüment.
00:34:10 Why should I?
00:34:13 I'm Mercan Dede!
00:34:15 Mercan Dede?
00:34:17 Yes, Mercan Dede.
00:34:18 But my friends call me
00:34:24 Holy Moly?!
00:34:26 Yes. Cut it out.
00:34:29 Or else you're done for,
00:34:33 Good heavens, what's going on,
00:34:49 Our father, who art in heaven...
00:35:07 The food is great.
00:35:10 Bon appetite.
00:35:14 Thank you.
00:35:16 Thanks.
00:35:23 I don't believe it.
00:35:26 Yes. Are we in heaven?
00:35:30 I'm since 16 years at school.
00:35:33 I've never seen
00:35:35 And I'm here since 11 years
00:35:41 She sure knows
00:35:44 That's for sure. Which
00:35:49 All the schools
00:35:51 Bravo, Mrs. Bedriye.
00:35:54 She's a reformist.
00:35:58 You still don't get it,
00:36:00 That witch tries to
00:36:02 Ercü, shut up.
00:36:04 Emre, you fall for it.
00:36:08 Ercü, take some Omega 3.
00:36:13 What is that!?
00:36:14 My dear Bedriye is coming!
00:36:17 - Bon appetite, kids!
00:36:20 Hello, Mother Bedriye!
00:36:21 Oh, my children.
00:36:25 We're like in heaven.
00:36:29 For a good education...
00:36:31 ...you need good nourishment,
00:36:35 Sure. I won't work out
00:36:41 Bon appetite then.
00:36:44 - Bye!
00:36:46 Such a nice woman.
00:36:48 Hell no. She'll trick out
00:36:51 Cut it out!
00:36:53 I'll push these sticks
00:36:58 Guess which test
00:37:01 Chemistry!
00:37:25 Excuse me. I'll undertake
00:37:28 Well, of course.
00:37:29 Take out those cheat slips!
00:37:33 What are cheat slips?
00:37:35 Don't play the fool,
00:37:37 I know that you stole
00:37:39 Ercüment?! Take out
00:37:42 Which slips?!
00:37:44 Which?
00:37:47 Are those rascals cheating?
00:37:49 You'll get all F!
00:37:51 Don't laugh!
00:37:53 Didn't I forbid
00:37:56 What's going on here?!
00:37:58 I caught that teddy bear
00:38:02 So what?
00:38:04 What?!
00:38:05 All students cheat.
00:38:08 Besides, I'm sure he's learnt
00:38:11 - Don't worry.
00:38:14 - Sit down.
00:38:18 Take your notes back.
00:38:21 You can open your books.
00:38:25 But how's that?
00:38:27 Just like this.
00:38:29 That's the way it is done
00:38:32 Is cheating free?
00:38:35 You can call it
00:38:38 What ever. Have a good exam.
00:38:41 Yes, hon.
00:38:47 The answer of the third
00:38:51 The books were open.
00:38:56 Excuse me?
00:38:57 The books were open.
00:39:02 Whose grades?
00:39:04 Forget it.
00:39:08 Yes?
00:39:09 Congratulations.
00:39:11 I almost got fooled
00:39:14 Thank you.
00:39:18 They all look like
00:39:21 I don't know
00:39:23 You can be sure
00:39:26 You haven't yet seen
00:39:29 Really?
00:39:30 Snow! Snow!
00:39:33 I'll go right away, Mr. Bedri!
00:39:36 Why 'go'?
00:39:40 What's going on?!
00:39:41 It's going to snow!
00:39:44 The snowstorm could
00:39:48 ...in the morning hours.
00:39:50 The authorities have warned
00:40:18 Dear Lord, you have created the earth,
00:40:23 As your believers
00:40:27 ...money, fame, name
00:40:32 Please grant us
00:40:37 Amen.
00:40:39 Please grant us
00:40:44 - Thank you in advance.
00:40:48 There won't be any snow
00:40:50 Don't be so sure.
00:40:51 There could be snow after all.
00:40:53 Yeah, right!
00:40:56 Ercüment.
00:41:00 - Excuse me?
00:41:03 Thanks, brother. You too.
00:41:35 Holy smoke! What?
00:41:37 Snow, Ercüment!
00:41:41 - Really?
00:41:46 Great!
00:41:48 You scared me.
00:41:52 Ruhi! My baby!
00:41:54 My hero. Your prayers
00:41:57 Please spare me, Ercüment!
00:41:59 What, you loony?
00:42:01 There's snow outside,
00:42:04 What's going on?
00:42:08 It's like the school
00:42:11 Snow!
00:42:49 Nice chick. We should
00:42:53 How's Spike?
00:42:56 Yeah, sure.
00:43:00 No way,
00:43:03 Hold on.
00:43:08 How's Dilara?
00:43:10 That's great.
00:43:11 Just a minute.
00:43:15 Alara. Alara.
00:43:17 I insist on Spike.
00:43:19 What are you doing in my
00:43:24 Take off that bikini! Come on!
00:43:26 He calls us perverts and wants
00:43:30 You lousy son!
00:43:33 You won't ever claim that I didn't
00:43:36 They couldn't get home since
00:43:40 Therefore they'll stay with you
00:43:44 It will do them good!
00:43:49 Idiot.
00:43:51 Feza, son! Come and stay at home.
00:43:55 Or else these bandits
00:43:58 Thanks, Uncle Bedri
00:44:00 I want to stay here with my
00:44:04 Do you see that? They have
00:44:09 Shame on you!
00:44:10 Habits die hard.
00:44:16 Anyway. Don't forget.
00:44:20 And I'll stay here for a while.
00:44:32 Please, not in the face.
00:44:34 Attention, attention!
00:44:36 Guest rooms have been
00:44:39 ...for our female students!
00:44:42 Girls!
00:44:51 That's your room. You can put your
00:44:55 Thank you!
00:44:56 Don't make noise.
00:44:59 We won't.
00:45:01 I want to see too.
00:45:03 Step aside. We want to see
00:45:12 What are you doing?
00:45:16 I swear I couldn't
00:45:18 From now on you won't be
00:45:21 I knew that you'd pay a visit
00:45:24 Therefore I've let them prepare
00:45:31 What's gotten into her?
00:45:33 She's become Sex and the City.
00:45:35 Mrs. Nuriye! From now on
00:45:39 These sex maniacs shouldn't
00:45:44 Don't worry. I'll sacrifice
00:45:51 Holy cow.
00:45:52 How was that?
00:46:01 Oh no. Japanese food
00:46:04 You should be grateful...
00:46:05 ...for Japanese food, ruffian.
00:46:07 I think he's angry!
00:46:09 I'm not angry!
00:46:10 Don't worry. The Japanese talk
00:46:15 That's for sure. You think
00:46:18 ...but that fool is
00:46:21 Shut up, you dumb cluck.
00:46:23 Go and call your father a fool
00:46:26 What did he say now?
00:46:28 Bon appetite or something
00:46:39 The girls are looking at us.
00:46:42 Feza. I like that
00:46:46 Really? Me too.
00:46:48 Cut the crap,
00:46:50 Really? Mine as well.
00:46:53 Get lost.
00:46:58 I hope the food
00:47:01 Atatürk?
00:47:02 No, it's me. Mercan Dede.
00:47:05 Mercan Dede?
00:47:07 We met in the toilette, you moron.
00:47:10 What do you want from me, dude?
00:47:13 You're in danger, Ercüment.
00:47:15 Listen up,
00:47:16 Don't talk to me. I'm
00:47:22 Papa, was that you?
00:47:23 What are you doing here,
00:47:25 I wanted to ask
00:47:28 So? Come on, ask.
00:47:30 Do you know a certain
00:47:34 How did you find out about
00:47:36 He's talking to me.
00:47:38 The boy is right.
00:47:41 There, he talked again.
00:47:43 Nonsense. That dude
00:47:47 Is that a crime?
00:47:50 Don't you really
00:47:53 No.
00:47:54 Only you can hear me.
00:48:00 Cut it out!
00:48:01 We'll be ruined if anyone hears that
00:48:04 The parents would
00:48:06 If that happens I would be
00:48:09 And what about that voice?
00:48:13 Come on. Don't cry.
00:48:15 Go and wash your face.
00:48:28 Whom does he resemble?
00:48:43 Was that an owl?!
00:48:45 Perhaps.
00:48:47 It could also be a she-owl.
00:48:50 Don't laugh.
00:48:53 So we won't laugh.
00:48:55 Please.
00:48:58 You've laughed a lot. I'm sure
00:49:03 You're not going to set the
00:49:07 Don't worry, I won't do it,
00:49:14 Midget!
00:49:16 Mr. Bedri?
00:49:18 You can set Django loose.
00:49:21 Of course. With pleasure.
00:49:26 What kind of a knot
00:49:29 Mrs. Süheyla! Please,
00:49:32 I want you to record
00:49:36 Would you do that for me?
00:49:37 Of course.
00:49:38 The tape is inside.
00:49:40 You just have to press
00:49:44 For howls press
00:49:47 Use it as much as you can, we
00:49:53 How do I look?
00:49:55 Great.
00:49:57 I'll scare them away
00:50:04 Jesus, there are
00:50:06 Relax. It's possibly
00:50:09 Don't bray! Behave yourself.
00:50:12 Silence.
00:50:13 I see the chick's
00:50:17 - Good evening.
00:50:20 The girls.
00:50:24 We wanted to come over
00:50:27 How clumsy of us. We
00:50:31 What a pity. You should've chosen
00:50:35 In that case this window...?
00:50:38 What are you doing here?
00:50:41 Beat it! No!
00:50:45 Man, what kind of a knot is that?
00:50:53 Mrs. Süheyla,
00:50:55 Yes.
00:50:57 I want to show it
00:51:05 Run!
00:51:11 Where are they?
00:51:15 Wait. Stop.
00:51:22 Girls! Don't laugh!
00:51:31 Your own dog
00:51:43 Someone has to
00:51:46 Otherwise we'll never
00:51:49 Why me?
00:51:52 It's obvious. You're the
00:51:55 No way. I'll never
00:51:59 Who'll go?
00:52:01 Don't look at me.
00:52:03 Get in there.
00:52:05 No way. I rather die.
00:52:08 I don't care if you
00:52:11 I'll ask for the last time.
00:52:15 No way.
00:52:16 Forget the girls then.
00:52:21 Give me that. It shouldn't
00:52:24 Do you see that?
00:52:27 You're so self-sacrificing.
00:52:29 What the heck?
00:52:32 I'll go.
00:52:34 Why do you look like that?
00:52:38 He couldn't spare
00:52:44 Hurry up.
00:52:52 What's wrong
00:52:55 Who can it be now? Who can
00:52:58 It's me. Ercüment.
00:53:00 Come in. The door is open.
00:53:04 Are you available?
00:53:06 More than available.
00:53:08 Where are you?
00:53:11 Where are you, Mrs. Nuriye?
00:53:14 Here.
00:53:16 Mummy!
00:53:17 They say that my mother's
00:53:19 I don't know my mother.
00:53:23 Are you available? I wanted
00:53:28 - Is the rose for me?
00:53:31 Thank you, sugar.
00:53:42 Bon appetite.
00:53:46 Come in.
00:53:49 Hello.
00:53:52 May I come in?
00:53:53 Sure.
00:53:56 Hi!
00:53:57 - Hello!
00:53:59 It's us!
00:54:01 We thought you might
00:54:03 Yes, we're bored to death.
00:54:06 How about some
00:54:09 Scrabble!
00:54:11 - I love it.
00:54:13 Let's play!
00:54:14 Bravo, Feza. You sure know
00:54:24 Where are you going, girls?
00:54:25 To the canteen.
00:54:27 Yes, we want you back quick.
00:54:31 He's right.
00:54:33 There's full moon tonight.
00:54:35 Could be dangerous for you.
00:54:41 You're lucky. There weren't
00:54:48 We'll pee in our pants
00:54:51 Of course you have to
00:54:54 Like what?
00:54:56 For example, this is yours.
00:55:00 Are we going to scare
00:55:02 That's not a wig,
00:55:05 We'll scare them with
00:55:12 What, you idiot?
00:55:15 What are you doing, you fool?
00:55:18 Pee.
00:55:19 You can open up to me.
00:55:25 I want to become a singer
00:55:29 That's why I came.
00:55:31 Singer?
00:55:33 I'm very fond of
00:55:37 I came to be
00:55:39 Inspired?
00:55:45 Pike off, Ercüment.
00:55:48 - She's got bad intentions.
00:55:52 Do you know how to play
00:55:55 - Guitar?
00:56:00 Good that you reminded me.
00:56:01 I should go and learn
00:56:04 Are you going to the
00:56:07 Yes, I'm highly motivated.
00:56:11 Hold on. You can't learn
00:56:16 Come on, play faster.
00:56:23 What's that?
00:56:25 Bloodsugar.
00:56:26 Bloodsugar is not one word.
00:56:28 Why not?
00:56:29 3, 8, 14 x 3,
00:56:32 Then we'll write
00:56:34 - What's mymilk?
00:56:37 2, 6, 12. 14 points
00:56:41 - 14.
00:56:44 Is it our turn?
00:56:48 What, 18?
00:56:49 What's the word?
00:56:50 Alwaysloyal
00:56:52 I'm always loyal too.
00:56:56 Kenan. Take this,
00:56:59 Oh, Ercüment.
00:57:03 Poor guy. He's probably
00:57:31 That guy is hilarious!
00:57:35 Should we turn off
00:57:38 With pleasure.
00:57:39 Stop! Let's watch
00:57:44 What do you need
00:57:49 A guitar?
00:57:50 Bravo. Which guitars
00:57:54 Those with chords?
00:57:55 No, you idiot.
00:57:57 Heavy?
00:57:58 Yes. This for example
00:58:01 What are you doing?
00:58:04 Relax. I'll teach you how to
00:58:08 ...that you'll never forget it.
00:58:14 Whose turn is it?
00:58:20 Our word is bite!
00:58:24 Bite?!
00:58:26 'Bite' as we know it?
00:58:28 You wouldn't know this bite.
00:58:33 Write down. 30 Points!
00:58:36 These girls are
00:58:40 You begin to understand.
00:58:42 Oh no! Powder cut.
00:58:53 It's seems to me that
00:58:57 Yes. Does anyone have
00:59:00 I have this here.
00:59:02 Can we light it?
00:59:05 Which room's key is that?
00:59:06 The dining hall.
00:59:09 Dining hall?! Cool!
00:59:11 Let's go and find
00:59:14 Come on.
00:59:15 I'd like to walk around
00:59:18 I love to walk
00:59:22 I would go with you down the
00:59:26 - Just ask for it.
00:59:29 Cool! Let's go.
00:59:36 Don't cry and watch me,
00:59:40 I beg you.
00:59:41 You take the guitar.
00:59:44 And then smash it
00:59:49 Don't run!
00:59:52 I'll show you how to
00:59:54 Help! Anyone!
00:59:58 Where are you going, homey?!
01:00:00 Feza! Run, bro!
01:00:03 That Nuriye
01:00:07 What's that?
01:00:08 This here? A murder weapon.
01:00:11 Great. Feza,
01:00:16 Don't call me brother,
01:00:19 - Why?
01:00:21 But why?
01:00:22 I hate all
01:00:26 Feza. Please,
01:00:30 Those were the last
01:00:36 Which flour dish
01:00:38 Manti.
01:00:39 What a coincidence. Me too.
01:00:41 - How do you like meat?
01:00:45 Are you serious?
01:00:48 We have so much in common,
01:00:51 I like it when
01:00:55 - What do you mean "only blood"?
01:00:59 You seem to have
01:01:04 Vampire!
01:01:17 He's out of battery.
01:01:24 You won't catch me.
01:01:29 Help! Help!
01:01:34 Oh God! What's this?!
01:01:36 Oh God. A ghost.
01:01:52 Come in.
01:01:54 We're ready,
01:01:57 - Let me see.
01:02:05 - How do I look?
01:02:12 You have a very long
01:02:16 It's hereditary.
01:02:21 What?!
01:02:26 Let's see whose
01:02:35 Lispy. My hand got sweaty.
01:02:39 So what, my whole arm
01:02:44 You can kiss
01:02:47 Who? Me? Oh God.
01:02:50 Of course I want it.
01:02:55 You can kiss too,
01:02:58 Yeah? Many thanks!
01:03:02 It already feels swollen.
01:03:06 Take a look at that wrist.
01:03:12 Since we've started, I should
01:03:15 Of course.
01:03:18 Wait a little.
01:03:32 Man, she's so horny.
01:03:34 Well, we made her
01:03:42 And I will
01:03:47 - Deal!
01:03:49 I'm first.
01:03:51 I'll strangle you!
01:03:53 Alright,
01:04:00 This power cut will make
01:04:04 He'll freak out.
01:04:08 Just wait. We'll see.
01:04:40 I'm ready.
01:05:02 Kenan. What's going on?
01:05:04 Dude. That girl. Vampire.
01:05:05 She's a vampire.
01:05:12 It's us.
01:05:16 This is my favourite place
01:05:18 Really? Since when?
01:05:20 Since 1860.
01:05:22 There are so many
01:05:24 You can take some
01:05:26 Yes, you can take them.
01:05:30 Cool.
01:05:35 Ruhi! Let's cut a deal.
01:05:37 Alright.
01:05:39 You'll go and look for a
01:05:41 And in return, I'll leave
01:05:43 Deal! Listen, you'll
01:05:48 Of course.
01:05:51 Well, I'll go and
01:05:55 Thank you, Drill. I won't
01:05:57 Me neither.
01:06:01 - What would you like to drink?!
01:06:06 Sure!
01:06:22 Alara. I want to ask something.
01:06:25 What's your sign?
01:06:28 Cancer.
01:06:29 I love cancers.
01:06:34 What's your blood group?
01:06:36 O RH positive.
01:06:39 Really? My favorite.
01:06:43 Really? Why?
01:06:59 Kenan! Psycho! Ruhi!
01:07:04 Mrs. Nuriye?!
01:07:06 Chill. I'll blow you
01:07:09 Help!
01:07:29 Run.
01:07:33 Mr. Carp!
01:07:35 A shark is closing in.
01:07:38 Shark?
01:07:42 There.
01:07:44 How sweet.
01:07:47 What are you doing? You should
01:07:50 But why? They don't do
01:07:55 Didn't I tell you?
01:07:59 Well, did you like Ruhi?
01:08:03 Don't leave, come here!
01:08:10 Shoo! Eat your head off!
01:08:14 Another one?!
01:08:18 Why aren't you scared?
01:08:19 Why should I? I'm squatting
01:08:23 Strange. That boy
01:08:27 Get lost.
01:08:28 There's someone
01:08:30 He'll leave soon.
01:08:35 You are smart, aren't you?
01:08:42 Damn it.
01:08:47 You scared me
01:08:57 I'm tense all over.
01:09:00 That chick turned into a vampire.
01:09:03 She transformed into a German
01:09:07 Mine as well.
01:09:09 And there are
01:09:11 What?! Monsters?
01:09:12 They are no monsters.
01:09:15 They are
01:09:18 Frankenstein and Zombie?
01:09:21 I saw Nuriye. She was running
01:09:24 What do you mean?
01:09:30 Monster!
01:09:32 It's us.
01:09:35 May God smite you.
01:09:39 Are you insane, Psycho?
01:09:41 You won't believe me...
01:09:43 ...but Freak turned into a Werewolf.
01:09:46 - What?
01:09:48 Why should I?
01:09:51 I'm going to tell you
01:09:55 We know. She turned
01:09:58 Yes. I knocked out a ghost
01:10:01 This is the last straw.
01:10:03 Let's get the hell out of here.
01:10:06 But where?
01:10:08 The place is loaded
01:10:11 Could be. We have
01:10:14 ...and here we have a table.
01:10:22 What are you doing, Psycho?
01:10:23 Did you never watch
01:10:27 Take one.
01:10:37 Please try to understand.
01:10:42 My mother married
01:10:45 I've treated my other 13
01:10:48 Some died with my saw and
01:10:55 Are you scared,
01:11:00 It's very sad
01:11:06 There's nothing I can do.
01:11:11 If you had graduated
01:11:15 Am I right?
01:11:21 Why do you grunt
01:11:24 I don't understand a thing.
01:11:29 What did you say?
01:11:31 I swear
01:11:38 It's too late, Ercü.
01:11:46 Idiot. Do you think
01:12:05 - Please, spare me!
01:12:09 What's with those
01:12:12 The school is full
01:12:14 Vampires?!
01:12:15 - And ghosts!
01:12:18 What should we do?
01:12:19 Don't worry. We have enough
01:12:36 What did I tell you?
01:12:38 What is this thing?
01:12:42 I think my guts
01:12:50 Please, Freak.
01:12:57 Don't be scared. He doesn't do
01:13:02 Don't look at me.
01:13:10 Help.
01:13:30 Ercüment,
01:13:39 He's possessed!
01:13:42 Come.
01:13:58 You're exaggerating.
01:14:03 Oh my God! This seems to be
01:14:06 He's possessed by demons.
01:14:09 Who has obsessed you?!
01:14:12 Ercü... Ercü.
01:14:17 We'll find an exorcist
01:14:21 We should find Mr. Niyazi.
01:14:26 What? Did you
01:14:30 Who is that?
01:14:37 Well, of course you'll babble like that.
01:14:40 Why didn't you find me, idiot?
01:14:43 I'm scared, Psycho.
01:14:44 Don't be afraid, Sebo.
01:14:47 Don't get excited, folks.
01:14:49 Excuse me.
01:14:52 I'm Mercan Dede. My friends
01:14:57 Just what we needed,
01:15:00 I came all the way from
01:15:06 Why is that?
01:15:08 I was once
01:15:11 Besides, I was at this school,
01:15:15 I call that luck. I guess
01:15:18 You'll help us,
01:15:21 Of course.
01:15:23 You must follow the procedures.
01:15:28 Everything has what?
01:15:30 You have to conjure spirits. But
01:15:35 We'll do that.
01:15:43 We'll meet in the attic
01:15:47 OK?
01:15:50 Bye!
01:15:56 Hurry up.
01:16:00 Let's not keep the
01:16:06 Oh spirit! Oh spirit!
01:16:10 Mercan Dede's spirit! Give us
01:16:19 You said 10 minutes but
01:16:25 It won't work out like this.
01:16:29 I have an idea.
01:16:31 He won't make it. Mercan Dede's
01:16:36 What the hell? That spirit
01:16:41 What was that?
01:16:45 Give it a try.
01:16:52 Oh spirit.
01:16:57 People, there are
01:17:00 We know, that's why we're
01:17:03 You're conjuring spirits?
01:17:05 He said we should come here
01:17:10 You can't conjure like that.
01:17:12 What's the right way?
01:17:15 With a coffee cup.
01:17:17 Lunatic. He carries
01:17:22 That's my lucky cup. My grandma
01:17:26 I always carry it with me.
01:17:28 Looks like you know
01:17:30 Respect. Psychic.
01:17:32 We'll start with the prayer.
01:17:37 I'm starting.
01:17:38 - I'm scared.
01:17:43 Don't make me laugh
01:17:47 Whose spirit
01:17:51 - Linda Lovelace!
01:17:53 - Jeniffer Lopez!
01:17:57 Nostradamus?
01:18:00 Cut the crap!
01:18:02 Call Mercan Dede.
01:18:04 Fine. Put your fingers on top.
01:18:10 Oh Mercan Dede's spirit!
01:18:13 Mercan, we're calling for you.
01:18:15 Tell us when you're here!
01:18:20 Mercan, I'm calling you.
01:18:26 What's going on?
01:18:29 Does that mean he's here?
01:18:32 Look.
01:18:38 Run! Help!
01:18:44 They're freaking out.
01:18:51 Looks like he's dead.
01:18:53 Shall we run away?
01:18:55 Wait! He's moving!
01:19:00 Did you wait a lot,
01:19:03 Oh no! He's inside him!
01:19:06 Well, I'm definitely not in his
01:19:10 Help! He's taking over my skin.
01:19:13 Stop complaining!
01:19:15 This is my body, Mercan Dede.
01:19:19 Don't get me started with
01:19:24 You're so mean, Mercan Dede!
01:19:28 Of course,
01:19:30 Great. Finally I found myself
01:19:37 Is everything fine now?
01:19:39 Can we now
01:19:40 That we can't. I don't
01:20:05 Quasimodo!
01:20:12 Oh God!
01:20:33 Come on.
01:20:35 Close the door, quick.
01:20:40 Mummy!
01:21:11 Vampires! Vampires!
01:21:13 Ghosts!
01:21:14 Werewolf!
01:21:15 The reaper! She reaper!
01:21:17 So?
01:21:18 The hell is loose.
01:21:21 Unbelievable.
01:21:22 The school is full with
01:21:25 It's like at a rock concert.
01:21:29 But no! You're sinning.
01:21:33 But it's not a joke.
01:21:35 I think he's possessed
01:21:37 Or a ghost.
01:21:39 Stop the nonsense.
01:21:41 You are somewhat
01:21:45 Ghosts, vampires, zombies.
01:21:48 They were invented by adults
01:21:51 Don't be so superstitious.
01:21:55 Yeah. Why are we scared?
01:21:59 Everything has a logical
01:22:03 You're right.
01:22:05 Thank you. You've brought
01:22:09 Don't lose it again.
01:22:38 First rule of belief, the oath.
01:22:42 Three: Pilgrimage.
01:22:45 Five: Daily prayer.
01:23:52 He is insane!
01:24:00 Your vampires are
01:24:03 Brother Necmi.
01:24:04 You lowlife! Why didn't
01:24:07 I wanted to have some fun
01:24:10 But your boys
01:24:12 Don't laugh.
01:24:15 You should see them.
01:24:17 Do you call this a joke?
01:24:19 Tell your mad boss, he'll
01:24:25 Take care.
01:24:27 Bye, Brother Necmi.
01:24:38 I guess this time
01:24:42 Midget.
01:24:45 Who?
01:24:46 That man.
01:24:48 Him? Güdük Necmi...
01:24:50 Who's that?
01:24:53 A former student
01:24:55 Former?
01:24:56 Yes.
01:25:03 2 Months Later
01:25:18 Thanks.
01:25:21 First I would like to thank
01:25:25 ...precious actors from
01:25:27 ...for helping me
01:25:35 And... My thanks go
01:25:39 ...students from the drama school,
01:25:46 And now the big moment.
01:25:49 The first show
01:25:52 ...without the Class of Chaos.
01:25:57 It all seems like a joke, right?
01:26:00 I lack the words to
01:26:04 Enough said,
01:26:08 The show begins.
01:27:43 Stop! Stop!
01:27:47 The Class of Chaos!
01:27:48 Cut it out!
01:27:51 Listen, you troll.
01:27:53 Don't touch my baton.
01:27:54 I'm leading an orchestra here.
01:27:57 Go and sing somewhere else.
01:27:59 This is private property.
01:28:02 Give me that!
01:28:03 Crazy Bedri. Stop it!
01:28:05 Let them at least finish
01:28:07 As if I care!
01:28:09 What did I tell you?!
01:28:12 They are no longer
01:28:14 Only our students
01:28:20 What have you done?
01:28:24 I'll buy him a new one.
01:28:28 Now shoo, you crows.
01:28:30 We're not leaving!
01:28:33 That's it!
01:28:36 I'm coming! Yes, sir.
01:28:40 Take these occupiers
01:28:42 Use force if necessary.
01:28:43 You, turn of the light.
01:28:45 You're being inhumane!
01:28:47 Let the boys finish
01:28:50 Throw him out.
01:28:52 But Bedri...
01:28:53 Are you still waiting?
01:28:54 I'll throw them out myself
01:28:57 I'm sorry, Necmi.
01:28:59 Cut the talk.
01:29:02 Come on! Out!
01:29:05 That's it! Don't touch
01:29:07 Are you nuts? Do you
01:29:10 I can touch anybody
01:29:13 Dad! Don't touch Mr. Necmi!
01:29:15 I said don't touch him.
01:29:17 Shame on you! How dare you
01:29:20 Don't come in between
01:29:23 I told you not to
01:29:27 Ercüment! What's gotten into you?
01:29:29 Let go of the gun,
01:29:31 It's registered
01:29:33 I said let go.
01:29:35 I'm saying the same!
01:29:37 OK, I'm letting go!
01:29:44 What have you done?
01:29:48 Oh God!
01:29:52 Remain calm.
01:29:57 I've killed someone.
01:30:05 You're very clumsy, Ercüment.
01:30:13 What have I done?
01:30:19 I beg you, please
01:30:24 Otherwise the school will
01:30:26 I've turned into a killer at this
01:30:34 Don't worry. I'll hire
01:30:37 Just drop the gun.
01:30:41 I'll get at least 40 years,
01:30:44 So what? They grant amnesty
01:30:49 No! I'm too young, Dad!
01:30:56 Son!
01:31:00 It's all your fault,
01:31:03 You got me all wrong.
01:31:05 Shut up! I'll end
01:31:07 ...it won't matter
01:31:09 Ercüment...
01:31:11 Beg the demons in hell,
01:31:23 What have you done?!
01:31:28 Ercü. What are you doing,
01:31:34 I guess I'm in a murder frenzy,
01:31:36 I can shoot me in the head
01:31:39 Ercüment, don't!
01:31:43 No, Dad! There's no point
01:31:48 I've killed 3 men in 2 minutes.
01:31:53 We'll send you to an institution.
01:31:57 Please, don't kill yourself. Don't
01:32:03 - I'll do whatever you want!
01:32:07 Yes. Just drop the gun,
01:32:13 Would you take my friends
01:32:16 Yes, right away.
01:32:20 How about 50 o/o discount
01:32:23 That's OK. Let's make it 60 o/o.
01:32:28 We want an Italian cook.
01:32:31 That Japanese cook
01:32:33 Alright, deal.
01:32:45 You scoundrels.
01:32:58 Was it all a game?!
01:33:02 Would it have been better,
01:33:07 E tu, Brutus? I thought
01:33:11 I'm sorry, Uncle Bedri.
01:33:13 I've become a member of the
01:33:18 You rascals! You almost
01:33:22 Now we're even.
01:33:26 That should be a lesson
01:33:29 Don't forget! If you sow wind,
01:33:32 I won't forget that.
01:33:34 Let me kiss your hand.
01:33:37 Don't forget your promise!
01:33:40 I won't!
01:33:42 Class of Chaos! You can return
01:33:53 And if I don't employ
01:33:57 ...don't call me Bedri anymore.
01:34:04 Just a second! I can't give
01:34:11 You know,