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Hairspray en
00:01:35	#Oh, oh, oh #
00:01:37	#Woke up today #
00:01:38	#Feeling the way #
00:01:40	#I always do #
00:01:42	#Oh, oh, oh #
00:01:44	#Hungry for something
00:01:47	#Then I hear that beat #
00:01:49	#That rhythm of town
00:01:53	#It's like a message from high above #
00:01:57	#Oh, oh, oh #
00:01:58	#Pulling me out to the smiles
00:02:03	- Good morning, Baltimore!
00:02:06	#Every day's like an open door #
00:02:09	#Every night is a fantasy #
00:02:13	#Every sound's like a symphony #
00:02:17	#Good morning, Baltimore #
00:02:20	#And someday when I take to the floor #
00:02:24	#The world's gonna wake up and see #
00:02:27	#Baltimore and me #
00:02:40	#Oh, oh, oh #
00:02:41	#Look at my hair #
00:02:43	#What 'do can compare
00:02:47	#Oh, oh, oh #
00:02:49	#I've got my hairspray and radio #
00:02:52	#I'm ready to go #
00:02:54	#The rats on the street #
00:02:56	#All dance around my feet #
00:02:58	#They seem to say:
00:03:02	#So oh, oh, don't hold me back #
00:03:04	#'Cause today all
00:03:07	#Good morning, Baltimore #
00:03:11	#There's the flasher
00:03:14	#There's the bum on his barroom stool #
00:03:18	#They wish me luck
00:03:22	#Good morning, Baltimore #
00:03:25	#And someday when I take to the floor #
00:03:28	#The world's gonna wake up and see #
00:03:32	#Baltimore and me #
00:03:38	#I know every step #
00:03:39	#I know every song #
00:03:41	#I know there's a place where I belong #
00:03:45	#I see all those party lights
00:03:48	#So someone invite me
00:03:52	#Before she drops dead #
00:03:54	#So oh, oh, give me a chance #
00:03:57	#'Cause when I start
00:04:01	#Oh, oh, oh #
00:04:03	#Something inside
00:04:06	#When I hear that groove #
00:04:08	#My ma tells me no #
00:04:10	#But my feet tell me ''go'' #
00:04:12	#It's like a drummer inside my heart #
00:04:21	#So oh, oh, don't make me wait #
00:04:24	#One more moment for my life to start #
00:04:32	#I love you, Baltimore #
00:04:36	#Every day's like an open door #
00:04:39	#Every night is a fantasy #
00:04:43	#Every sound's like a symphony #
00:04:46	#And I promise, Baltimore #
00:04:50	#That someday when I take to the floor #
00:04:53	#The world's gonna wake up and see #
00:04:57	#Gonna wake up and see #
00:05:01	#Baltimore and me #
00:05:03	#Yes, more or less, we all agree #
00:05:05	#Baltimore and me #
00:05:07	#Someday the world is gonna see #
00:05:08	#Baltimore and me #
00:05:22	Mount Everest is the most
00:05:26	geographical point on this earth.
00:05:28	Now, who can tell me what that is?
00:05:30	Um, excuse me, Miss Whimsy?
00:05:33	I can't see the board again.
00:05:36	Tracy Turnblad.
00:05:37	If I have to write you up...
00:05:39	for inappropriate hair height
00:05:42	you will be removed to detention.
00:05:44	Miss Wimsey, what am I supposed to do?
00:05:46	Hair can't just hang there like a dead thing
00:05:50	I mean, well... Uh... you know what I mean.
00:05:53	I... Ahh.
00:05:56	As I said, it is not Mount Everest.
00:06:01	Now, next week we will be talking...
00:06:04	about earthquakes and volcanoes.
00:06:07	And as exciting as that might sound...
00:06:09	we have to look back approximately
00:06:13	Now, if you turn your pages...
00:06:14	we are going to start
00:06:16	I want you to contemplate what causes...
00:06:18	the separation of the two components.
00:06:34	Penny, come on, hurry!
00:06:38	Outta my way!
00:06:40	Push! We're late.
00:06:51	Ahh!
00:06:54	- One minute to air.
00:07:02	40 to go!
00:07:04	Don't change that channel.
00:07:06	Coming up next: The Corny Collins Show.
00:07:08	30 seconds.
00:07:18	- Hiya, Dad!
00:07:20	Hi.
00:07:21	It's my daughter.
00:07:22	10 seconds. Places, everyone.
00:07:26	Hurry up, Penny, we're missing it!
00:07:28	My mom says I'm not
00:07:33	Hey there, teenage Baltimore!
00:07:36	Don't change that
00:07:38	for The Corny Collins Show...
00:07:40	Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray.
00:07:43	#Oh, every afternoon when
00:07:47	#Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #
00:07:50	#Well, a crazy bunch of kids crash
00:07:53	#Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #
00:07:55	#Well, they throw off their coats #
00:07:56	#And leave the squares behind #
00:07:58	#And then they shake it,
00:07:59	#Like they're losin' their mind #
00:08:01	#You'll never see them frown #
00:08:02	#'Cause they're the
00:08:04	#Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh #
00:08:07	#Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh #
00:08:09	#Oh, every afternoon
00:08:13	#Naa na na na na na na na #
00:08:14	#Yeah, we know you
00:08:16	#When your parents
00:08:18	#Naa na na na na na na na #
00:08:20	#Then you twist and shout
00:08:23	#And when you've
00:08:25	#That's in your repertoire #
00:08:26	#You better come on down #
00:08:28	#And meet the nicest kids in town #
00:08:31	Whoo!
00:08:32	#Nice white kids
00:08:35	#And once a month
00:08:38	#And I'm the man who
00:08:40	#Mr. Corny Collins
00:08:43	#Baltimore sound #
00:08:47	#So, every afternoon drop everything #
00:08:51	Whoo!
00:08:52	#Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #
00:08:53	#Who needs to read and write #
00:08:54	#When you can dance and sing, yeah! #
00:08:57	#Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #
00:08:59	#Forget about your
00:09:01	#You can always do your homework
00:09:04	#Can't tell a verb from a noun #
00:09:06	#They're the nicest kids in town #
00:09:08	#Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh #
00:09:10	R... r... r... role call!
00:09:13	I'm Amber.
00:09:14	Brad.
00:09:16	Tammy.
00:09:17	Fender.
00:09:18	- Brenda.
00:09:19	- Shelley.
00:09:20	Lou Ann.
00:09:21	- Joey.
00:09:22	- Vicki.
00:09:23	- Bix.
00:09:24	- Darla.
00:09:25	- Noreen.
00:09:27	And I'm... Link.
00:09:29	Aah!
00:09:30	#So, if every night you're shakin' #
00:09:31	#As you lie in bed #
00:09:33	#Mony, mony #
00:09:34	#Shake it, baby #
00:09:36	#And the bass and drums
00:09:39	#Mony, mony, ooh, mony, mony #
00:09:41	#Who cares about sleep when
00:09:44	#You'll never get to college
00:09:47	#Don't need a cap or a gown #
00:09:48	#When you're the nicest kids in town #
00:09:52	They must think my ears
00:09:54	Would you turn that racket down?
00:09:58	I'm tryin' to iron here.
00:10:00	#Nicest kids in #
00:10:05	#Kids in town, whoo! #
00:10:08	Ma, it's not racket.
00:10:11	Well, it's turning your brains into mud.
00:10:13	Mrs. Turnblad, it's a new dance!
00:10:15	The Stricken Chicken.
00:10:17	Well, I can't hear myself think.
00:10:19	How am I supposed to negotiate pleats?
00:10:21	Edna?
00:10:22	I'm in here, Prudy.
00:10:24	What's that racket?
00:10:26	Ohh, Tracy.
00:10:29	Edna, is my laundry ready?
00:10:30	Yep.
00:10:32	That'll be $3.00, hon.
00:10:34	That's pretty pricey
00:10:37	Well, I'm sorry, Prudy...
00:10:38	but some-a your personal stains...
00:10:39	required poundin' with a rock.
00:10:42	I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
00:10:45	You're letting her listen
00:10:48	My daughter spends every afternoon
00:10:51	Oh, really? Well, your daughter hap...
00:10:54	Ohh, ohh.
00:10:55	Oh, what is that? The Wavin' Raven?
00:10:58	It's a little twitchy.
00:11:01	Oh, you wanna play Charades now.
00:11:04	OK, go ahead.
00:11:06	You.
00:11:07	Penny.
00:11:09	No. Ahh!
00:11:12	Tracy Turnblad, are you tryin' to tell me...
00:11:15	that... that Penny didn't get permission...
00:11:16	from her mother to be here?
00:11:17	What?
00:11:18	Penny.
00:11:20	You are banned from this house.
00:11:23	You will never watch that show again!
00:11:25	- Without that show I have nothing!
00:11:29	Toodle-oo, Edna!
00:11:38	Give 'em a hand, folks.
00:11:44	And, once again,
00:11:47	We will be right back
00:11:51	And we're off!
00:11:53	Corny.
00:11:56	''Detroit sound''?
00:11:58	What's that, the cries
00:12:00	Aw, Velma, the kids dig
00:12:02	Yeah, they're kids, Corny.
00:12:03	That's why we have to steer
00:12:06	Right direction?
00:12:08	Didn't I say that?
00:12:17	I'll do it.
00:12:23	You try that again and there'll be stumps
00:12:26	You got that? You little whor...
00:12:27	Amber.
00:12:29	...holy moly. Baby.
00:12:31	Good job dancing today.
00:12:32	- It's time.
00:12:34	Link.
00:12:35	Amber.
00:12:36	Ah!
00:12:38	- Amber.
00:12:41	Save your personal life
00:12:43	Oh! Shiny.
00:12:46	Tammy, Lou Ann,
00:12:48	Speaking of cameras,
00:12:50	If you'd do your job, my daughter wouldn't
00:12:53	I gotta show some of the
00:12:56	You know, this is a small city.
00:12:58	There aren't that many stations.
00:13:00	This time next year
00:13:02	an ill-fitting tux,
00:13:06	I don't know.
00:13:08	#It takes two, baby... #
00:13:14	Show Link.
00:13:15	This is nuts. She can't even dance.
00:13:17	Plastic little spastic.
00:13:19	Oh, Link. I can dance
00:13:23	Why don't you notice me at school?
00:13:25	Mm-hmm.
00:13:29	#Ooh #
00:13:32	Hey, that was our very own Link Larkin
00:13:36	And I'm Motormouth Maybelle remindin'...
00:13:38	the last Tuesday of this month's
00:13:41	That's right! Negro Day
00:13:44	So don't... uh... Uh... Over here.
00:13:48	Thank you.
00:13:50	So, catch all the croonin'
00:13:53	Thank you, Motormouth.
00:13:55	Owner's coming. He'll call
00:13:57	...very own fun-Iovin'...
00:13:58	Hey!
00:13:59	Come on up here, Brenda.
00:14:00	What?
00:14:01	Brenda will be taking a leave of absence
00:14:03	How long you gonna be gone, Brenda?
00:14:04	Just nine months.
00:14:06	Seems like we'll have an opening
00:14:09	just as fun-Iovin' but maybe
00:14:12	Wanna be one-a
00:14:14	Cut school tomorrow and come down
00:14:23	- No.
00:14:25	Don't test me, Tracy Turnblad.
00:14:26	My diet pill's wearin' off.
00:14:28	But come on.
00:14:30	No one is auditioning for
00:14:32	But why not? Why not?!
00:14:34	Because dancing is not your future.
00:14:36	One day you're gonna own
00:14:40	I don't wanna be a laundress.
00:14:42	I wanna be famous!
00:14:43	Look, if you wanna be famous...
00:14:45	learn how to take blood
00:14:46	That's a skill you can take right to the bank.
00:14:48	- Hey, hey. What's all this ruckus in here?
00:14:51	Daddy, tomorrow I'm auditioning
00:14:54	- No, she is not.
00:14:55	First the hair, now this?
00:14:57	But all the kids are battin' up
00:14:59	You're no help.
00:15:00	It's ''ratting,'' Daddy.
00:15:01	And our first lady,
00:15:03	I don't believe that.
00:15:04	What do you mean,
00:15:05	- I don't.
00:15:07	I believe that it is naturally stiff.
00:15:09	She doesn't understand anything.
00:15:12	- Dancing on that show is my dream.
00:15:15	Just because she wouldn't know
00:15:18	Well, I have information for you, missy.
00:15:20	I once had a dream that I owned
00:15:24	and I came down from that cloud
00:15:27	No!
00:15:28	- Oh, Wilbur.
00:15:31	She thinks I'm bein' mean
00:15:32	they don't pick people like Tracy,
00:15:37	They're gonna hurt her, Wilbur.
00:15:40	I'll talk to her.
00:15:42	Ooh.
00:15:43	'K. Talk to her.
00:15:47	I'll talk to her.
00:15:48	Don't you worry.
00:15:50	OK.
00:15:52	What?
00:15:58	Tracy, this TV thing.
00:16:01	You really want it?
00:16:02	With all my heart.
00:16:03	Then you go for it!
00:16:06	This is America, babe.
00:16:07	You gotta think big to be big.
00:16:09	Big ain't the problem
00:16:12	You follow your dream.
00:16:15	Mine came true, and now I have the most
00:16:21	The Taj Mahal of joke shops.
00:16:23	Heh heh heh heh!
00:16:25	Heh heh heh heh!
00:16:29	Back step, cha-cha-cha.
00:16:30	Side step, front step.
00:16:32	Back and turn.
00:16:34	Front step, cha-cha-cha.
00:16:36	Tammy, sharper.
00:16:37	Side step, front step.
00:16:39	Back, again.
00:16:41	Oh, my God, Penny, there's Link.
00:16:43	Link!
00:16:45	Penny, pinch me!
00:16:46	Ow!
00:16:48	You told me to.
00:16:49	I can't believe I'm really here auditioning.
00:16:52	Side step, front step.
00:16:53	I can't believe I'm really
00:16:55	Front step, cha-cha-cha.
00:16:57	Back step, cha-cha-cha.
00:16:59	Side step, front step.
00:17:01	Back and t... oh, Amber.
00:17:05	Oh! This town sure has gone downhill...
00:17:07	since I was crowned
00:17:09	Ugh.
00:17:10	#Oh, my God,
00:17:13	#These girls must be blind
00:17:17	#But time seemed to halt #
00:17:19	#When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs #
00:17:22	Amber, that move is far too dirty.
00:17:23	Mother, wake up from
00:17:26	- This isn't 1930.
00:17:28	#You can laugh but life's a test #
00:17:31	#Don't do this, don't do that #
00:17:33	#Remember, Mother knows best #
00:17:34	#For the crown's in the vault #
00:17:36	#From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs #
00:17:40	#These steps are perfect ammunition #
00:17:41	#Let me show you how your mommy
00:17:45	Girls, go get 'em.
00:17:48	Boys, let's rumba.
00:17:49	1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
00:17:53	#Those poor runner-ups might
00:17:56	#They padded their cups
00:18:00	#Those broads thought
00:18:02	#They would spin in their dance #
00:18:05	Aah!
00:18:06	#Not a chance
00:18:09	Oh, good morning, ladies.
00:18:11	Let's see what you got.
00:18:12	#Twist, twist, twist, twist
00:18:16	#Ready, begin #
00:18:17	#On my show you'll never find #
00:18:19	#A thrusting hip or bump and grind #
00:18:21	#What's that?
00:18:23	#Oh, you should-a seen my bag of tricks #
00:18:25	#Oh, I hit the stage batons ablaze #
00:18:29	#While belting Aïda
00:18:32	#But that triple somersault #
00:18:34	#Is how I clinched
00:19:07	Proceed.
00:19:08	#Are you scared we're on live? #
00:19:09	#No, I'm sure I can cope #
00:19:11	#Well, this show isn't broadcast in #
00:19:14	#Cinemascope #
00:19:15	#I never drank one chocolate malt #
00:19:17	#No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs #
00:19:22	#This one will never get a date #
00:19:24	#In those hand-me-down clothes #
00:19:26	#Ha! Kid, she'll never get a date
00:19:30	#I would say "Oy, gevalt" #
00:19:31	#If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs #
00:19:36	#Do you dance like you dress? #
00:19:38	#Amber, there's no need to be cruel #
00:19:40	#Would you swim
00:19:43	I sure would.
00:19:44	I'm all for integration.
00:19:46	It's the new frontier!
00:19:48	Not in Baltimore, it isn't.
00:19:50	And may I be frank?
00:19:51	#First impressions can be tough #
00:19:54	#And when I saw you, I knew it #
00:19:55	#If your size weren't enough #
00:19:57	#Your last answer just blew it #
00:19:59	#And so, my dear,
00:20:02	#You'll never be in #
00:20:04	#So we're kicking you out #
00:20:06	#With your form and your face #
00:20:08	#Aw, well, it isn't your fault #
00:20:10	#You're just down with a case #
00:20:11	#Of Miss Baltimore Crabs #
00:20:19	Uh, you may go.
00:20:22	Um... Thank you?
00:20:28	I think they secretly liked you.
00:20:43	Cutting my class, Tracy Turnblad?
00:20:45	I trust it was something really important.
00:20:48	It should've been.
00:20:58	#Gimme a break, yeah.
00:21:02	#Got a brand-new sound,
00:21:04	Hey! Hey!
00:21:06	#With a funky rhythm #
00:21:10	#It's a brand-new look that you can... #
00:21:11	Whoo!
00:21:14	#There's a party groovin'
00:21:17	What you lookin' at?
00:21:18	Nothing. Not you.
00:21:24	Can I help you?
00:21:26	That move's swish.
00:21:27	Ya got that right.
00:21:29	The man can dine me
00:21:31	so long as he don't starve
00:21:33	- Does that dance have a name?
00:21:36	Call it the ''Peyton Place After Midnight.''
00:21:38	I use it to attract, uh, the opposite sex.
00:21:42	Wow.
00:21:44	That is so groovy.
00:21:53	You're really good.
00:21:54	Why, thank you.
00:21:56	So would it be kinda like this?
00:22:00	You can't do that dance.
00:22:01	Hello, now.
00:22:03	Not bad for a white chick.
00:22:06	- Hey, I know where I've seen you before.
00:22:09	On Corny's show on Negro Day.
00:22:10	Negro Day's the best.
00:22:12	I wish every day were Negro Day.
00:22:13	At our house, it is.
00:22:18	Hey. Show me another one?
00:22:21	You wanna see another one.
00:22:23	Well... well, here's a little
00:22:26	Hello, my name is Seaweed...
00:22:28	Oh, oh, oh!
00:22:30	J...
00:22:31	Stubbs.
00:22:33	What's yours, baby?
00:22:35	I'm Tra-cy Turn-blad!
00:22:40	You're gonna get it, white girl!
00:22:42	Well, Tracy, you got it goin' on, girl.
00:22:44	You one of us.
00:22:46	You're joinin' this program already
00:22:50	Well, let's go.
00:22:52	#Whoo! #
00:22:54	#Yeah! #
00:22:56	#Got a brand-new sound,
00:22:59	#Hey, a funky beat,
00:23:03	Whoa!
00:23:05	#We can't wait now #
00:23:07	#Have some fun #
00:23:08	#This party now has just begun #
00:23:11	No, I get who Caesar is.
00:23:13	But what's the ''Ideas of March''?
00:23:15	I mean, how can
00:23:18	Hold on.
00:23:19	Come on.
00:23:23	#Come on and watch me strut my stuff #
00:23:27	#Watch me #
00:23:29	#Come on and watch me #
00:23:30	How you likin' detention now?
00:23:32	I'm a bad, bad girl who
00:23:40	#Ohh #
00:23:42	Hey.
00:23:44	You know, Corny's hosting
00:23:49	If he saw you dancin' like that...
00:23:51	he'd put you on the show.
00:23:52	Mmm...
00:23:53	- See ya.
00:23:55	Ah, whoa. Sorry, little darlin'.
00:23:57	Hope I didn't dent your 'do.
00:24:02	See y'all later.
00:24:04	Hey, Trace. I was looking for you.
00:24:06	What?
00:24:09	#I can hear the bells #
00:24:11	What? What are you talking about?
00:24:14	#Well, don't-cha hear 'em chime? #
00:24:17	Chime's not exactly how I'd put it.
00:24:19	#Can't you feel my heartbeat
00:24:26	#And all because he #
00:24:31	#Touched me #
00:24:33	#He looked at me and stared #
00:24:35	#Yes, he bumped me #
00:24:37	#My heart was unprepared #
00:24:39	#When he tapped me #
00:24:41	#And knocked me off my feet #
00:24:43	#One little touch now my life's complete #
00:24:48	- # 'Cause when he nudged me #
00:24:50	#Love put me in a fix #
00:24:52	#Yes, it hit me #
00:24:54	#Just like a ton-a bricks #
00:24:56	#Yes, my heart burst #
00:24:58	#Now I know what life's about #
00:25:01	#One little touch and
00:25:05	#And I can hear the bells #
00:25:08	#My head is spinning #
00:25:09	#I can hear the bells #
00:25:11	#Something's beginning #
00:25:14	#Everybody says that
00:25:18	#Can't win his love #
00:25:20	#Well, just wait and see #
00:25:22	#'Cause I can hear the bells #
00:25:25	#Just hear them chiming #
00:25:27	#I can hear the bells #
00:25:28	#My temperature's climbing #
00:25:31	#I can't contain my joy #
00:25:33	#'Cause I finally found the boy #
00:25:35	#I've been missin' #
00:25:37	#Listen, I can hear the bells #
00:25:44	#Round one #
00:25:46	#He'll ask me on a date and then #
00:25:48	#Round two #
00:25:50	#I'll primp but won't be late because #
00:25:52	#Round three #
00:25:54	#Is when we kiss inside his car #
00:25:56	#Won't go all the way
00:26:01	#Round four #
00:26:03	#He'll ask me for my hand and then #
00:26:05	#Round five #
00:26:07	#We'll book the wedding band so by #
00:26:10	#Round six #
00:26:11	#Amber, much to your surprise #
00:26:14	#This heavyweight
00:26:18	#And I can hear the bells #
00:26:20	#My ears are ringing #
00:26:22	#I can hear the bells #
00:26:24	#The bridesmaids are singing #
00:26:27	#Everybody says that
00:26:31	#Won't look my way #
00:26:32	#Well, the laugh's on them #
00:26:35	#'Cause I can hear the bells #
00:26:37	#My father will smile #
00:26:39	#I can hear the bells #
00:26:41	#As he walks me down the aisle #
00:26:44	#My mother starts to cry #
00:26:45	#But I can't see 'cause Link
00:26:50	#Listen, I can hear the bells #
00:26:57	#Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh #
00:27:01	#I can hear the bells #
00:27:03	#My head is reeling #
00:27:05	#I can hear the bells #
00:27:07	#I can't stop the pealing #
00:27:10	#Everybody warns
00:27:14	#But I know that he'll
00:27:18	#Yeah, I can hear the bells #
00:27:20	#Today's just the start 'cause #
00:27:23	#I can hear the bells #
00:27:24	#Until death do us part and #
00:27:27	#Even when we die
00:27:31	#Remembering the night
00:27:35	#We both will shed a tear #
00:27:37	#And he'll whisper as we're reminiscin' #
00:27:42	#Listen, I can hear the bells #
00:27:45	#She can hear the bells #
00:27:47	#I can hear the bells #
00:27:51	#She can hear the bells #
00:27:53	#I can hear the bells #
00:27:59	#Bum, bum, bum #
00:28:13	#Whoa! #
00:28:15	#Hey, little girl with the cash to burn #
00:28:18	#Well, I'm sellin' somethin'
00:28:22	#Hey, little girl, take me off the shelf #
00:28:26	#'Cause it's hard havin'
00:28:31	#Once you bounce through
00:28:33	#Shake those hips in my direction #
00:28:35	#Bringing back gifts
00:28:37	#Take me home and then unwrap me #
00:28:39	#Shop around but, little darlin',
00:28:42	#The ladies' choice #
00:28:45	#Ladies' choice #
00:28:46	#The ladies' choice #
00:28:50	Go on. Get out there and show 'em.
00:28:52	It's packed pretty tight.
00:28:53	OK. I'll go in front of you and I'll push.
00:28:55	#Test drive this American male #
00:28:57	Wait.
00:28:59	#It's gonna take cash to fill my tank #
00:29:01	#It's gonna take cash to fill my tank #
00:29:03	#So let's crack open your piggy bank #
00:29:05	Hey, Seaweed!
00:29:06	Wanna do Peyton Place for Corny?
00:29:08	Are you crazy? You gotta
00:29:09	and I gotta dance with mine.
00:29:10	Why?
00:29:11	It's just the way it is, Tracy.
00:29:13	But it's your dance.
00:29:14	Well, how 'bout you go
00:29:16	- Really?
00:29:19	#I'm the ladies' choice #
00:29:21	#Ladies' choice #
00:29:23	#Ladies' choice #
00:29:27	Whoo!
00:29:34	All right! Yeah!
00:29:43	Whoa!
00:29:45	#Hey, little girl on a spendin' spree #
00:29:46	#I don't come cheap
00:29:48	#On closer inspection
00:29:52	#Oh, hey, little girl, listen to my plea #
00:29:55	#I come with a lifetime guarantee #
00:29:57	#One day maybe we'll find
00:30:00	Link!
00:30:01	#It's the ladies' choice #
00:30:04	#I'm the ladies' choice #
00:30:08	#I'm the ladies' choice #
00:30:13	#I'm the ladies' choice-choice-choice #
00:30:15	#I'm the ladies' choice #
00:30:17	Mr. And Mrs. Turnblad!
00:30:22	Hey, look out!
00:30:23	Ah!
00:30:25	Mrs. Turnblad!
00:30:29	Mr. Turnblad, come quick!
00:30:31	- Me?
00:30:34	Mrs. Turnblad! Come quick!
00:30:36	You gotta see this!
00:30:38	Oh, I read all about it.
00:30:39	It's a big fake Hollywood set.
00:30:41	No, Mrs...
00:30:42	You think I'm gonna think
00:30:44	It's not John Glenn, Mrs. Turnblad!
00:30:46	Well, why are we watchin' this?
00:30:47	Just watch.
00:30:48	- Lou Ann!
00:30:49	Mikey! Vicki! Becky!
00:30:50	Bix! Jesse! Darla!
00:30:51	- Paulie!
00:30:53	- Doreen!
00:30:54	And I'm Tracy!
00:30:55	Aah!
00:30:56	Oh! Oh, my!
00:31:00	#Oh, yeah! #
00:31:02	#And the bass and drums
00:31:05	Go, Tracy!
00:31:06	- Go, go, Tracy!
00:31:07	#Who cares about sleep when
00:31:10	#You'll never get to college
00:31:13	#Don't need a cap and a gown #
00:31:14	#When you're the nicest kids in town #
00:31:17	#Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo #
00:31:22	#Kids in town, woo! #
00:31:25	Yeah! That was the dance of the week...
00:31:27	I don't know what happened, Mr. Spritzer.
00:31:29	Corny had some sort
00:31:32	and... picked her.
00:31:34	...by our brand-new Council Member,
00:31:36	So, Trace, come on, cozy up to old Corny
00:31:40	Well, I watch The Corny Collins Show...
00:31:42	and I do absolutely nothing else!
00:31:44	Ooh! I sure like the way you talk.
00:31:46	Oh, Wilbur, to think that
00:31:48	from reaching for the stars.
00:31:50	And now here she
00:31:52	She's gonna be a regular.
00:31:54	Imagine, my little girl, regular at last.
00:31:58	I also hope to be the first woman president
00:32:02	And if you were president, Tracy...
00:32:03	what would your first official act be?
00:32:05	Hmm.
00:32:07	I'd make every day Negro Day.
00:32:11	I read you like tomorrow's
00:32:14	What do you think, kids?
00:32:15	You think we might
00:32:16	for Miss Teenage Hairspray?
00:32:17	That's only the dream of my life.
00:32:20	But Miss Hairspray is mine.
00:32:21	Uh, we're on the air.
00:32:23	And your dream will be
00:32:25	Saturday, June 2nd,
00:32:28	You have to vote for a person, Corny,
00:32:31	Hi, Penny.
00:32:32	Always the charmer, Amber.
00:32:35	I want that chubby communist
00:32:38	Well, let me be the first
00:32:41	She's a corrupting influence!
00:32:42	I agree. We don't want our dancers
00:32:46	Hey, speak for yourself.
00:32:47	Don't get flip with me.
00:32:49	I'm not.
00:32:50	Look, now I got some
00:32:52	First, we get rid-a Negro Day.
00:32:53	Finally, some sense outta you.
00:32:55	And we mix those kids in
00:32:57	Mix those kids?
00:32:59	That's right, I said it.
00:33:00	This is not a black-and-tan cocktail!
00:33:01	Well, why couldn't it be?
00:33:03	Velma, isn't this where
00:33:05	Now, you can fight it
00:33:08	Maybe it is time for some fresh ideas...
00:33:10	like... like a nice, fresh new host!
00:33:14	Heh.
00:33:15	Gee, Velma,
00:33:17	from The Corny Collins Show?
00:33:21	They do it all the time on Lassie!
00:33:23	Velma, you've let this go too far!
00:33:25	Me?
00:33:26	- Fix it!
00:33:28	Fix it!
00:33:30	Ohh!
00:33:32	#Hey, look out for that movin' van #
00:33:34	#Drivin' down our streets #
00:33:36	#You better lock up your man #
00:33:38	#Before he meets the new girl in town #
00:33:41	#Who just came on the scene... #
00:33:43	Tracyface whoopee cushion.
00:33:45	Good choice.
00:33:46	We got your Tracy souvenirs for days.
00:33:48	Here, your signed photos.
00:33:52	Tracy wigs.
00:33:53	#Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
00:33:55	#We don't know what to do
00:34:02	#The new girl in town #
00:34:04	#Seems to dance on air #
00:34:05	#The new girl in town #
00:34:07	#She's got the coolest hair #
00:34:09	#You better tell the homecoming queen
00:34:14	#Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa #
00:34:17	#Or she's gonna lose it to #
00:34:19	#The new girl in town #
00:34:21	That big little girl is sending
00:34:24	More people are breathing
00:34:27	Do you think you could show us
00:34:29	Yeah, sure.
00:34:30	Ooh, pretty flowers.
00:34:31	Tracy, wait up!
00:34:34	#She's hip #
00:34:35	#So cool #
00:34:37	#I'm gonna get her after school #
00:34:41	#And yet we'd like to be like her #
00:34:44	#'Cause she's the kitten
00:34:48	#The new girl in town #
00:34:50	#Has my guy on a string #
00:34:52	#The new girl in town #
00:34:54	#Hey, look, she's wearin' his ring #
00:34:56	#I can't stop cryin' and
00:34:59	#I'm gonna drown #
00:35:01	#Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
00:35:03	#'Cause he wants to rendezvous #
00:35:06	#With the new girl #
00:35:07	#We're kinda sad and blue #
00:35:09	#Yes, it's true, girl #
00:35:11	#We'd like to say #
00:35:13	#To the new girl in town #
00:35:17	#The new girl in town #
00:35:23	Hi, I'm here to see Tracy Turnblad.
00:35:26	Where's her write-up?
00:35:28	She doesn't need a detention slip,
00:35:33	Penny, this is Seaweed.
00:35:34	Seaweed, this is Penny.
00:35:35	#Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
00:35:42	Huh.
00:35:46	#To the new girl in town #
00:35:50	#The new girl in town #
00:35:53	#Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
00:35:55	#From out of the blue, girl #
00:35:57	#Hey, this town's in a stew, girl #
00:35:59	#Ohh, what a hullabaloo, girl #
00:36:01	#She ain't just passing through, girl #
00:36:03	#Ohh, she's sticking like glue, girl #
00:36:05	#Woo, to the man
00:36:06	#Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
00:36:08	#Hey, look out for that movin' van #
00:36:10	#Look out, look out,
00:36:13	#She was the new girl in #
00:36:19	#Town #
00:36:26	That's the way you do it.
00:36:28	And I'm your fabled
00:36:31	your DJ du jour,
00:36:34	So, hey, better stay
00:36:37	We'll be right back with more Negro Day.
00:36:39	Brought to you by...
00:36:41	Nap-a-Way, for stubborn hair.
00:36:46	Every kink will be gone in a blink.
00:36:51	We're off.
00:36:58	Girls, that was great.
00:36:59	How dare you pick the same song?
00:37:02	They wrote it.
00:37:04	You watch yourself.
00:37:05	You are one inch from being canceled.
00:37:08	You know what your demographic is?
00:37:10	Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys.
00:37:19	A foot in the door, that's all it is.
00:37:22	One toe at a time.
00:37:27	Eh.
00:37:28	Hello?
00:37:29	Is this the Turnblad residence?
00:37:32	Yes.
00:37:33	Mr. Pinky speakin'.
00:37:35	Mr. Pinky from... from the dress shop?
00:37:38	Uh-huh.
00:37:40	I'd like Tracy
00:37:41	You want Tracy to do what?
00:37:43	Be our spokesgirl.
00:37:44	Be a spokesgirl?
00:37:45	I think she'd be perfect.
00:37:48	and discuss the details.
00:37:49	As soon as possible.
00:37:51	OK, um, well, we'll have send
00:37:54	Tonight, if you can.
00:37:55	So, um, oh, OK.
00:37:58	Bye-bye.
00:37:59	The Mr. Pinky?
00:38:00	From Mr. Pinky's hefty hideaway!
00:38:02	A spokesgirl?!
00:38:03	- Mm-hmm.
00:38:07	Oh, Tracy, I think perks like
00:38:10	Maybe we should get you an agent.
00:38:12	OK. You be my agent.
00:38:14	What? Tracy Turnblad...
00:38:16	has fame gone to your head
00:38:19	Well, why not?
00:38:20	Who's goin' to look out for me...
00:38:21	better than my mom?
00:38:22	Me, an agent?
00:38:24	You see me hobnobbin'
00:38:26	with all those hoi pollois?
00:38:28	And out-negotiating them.
00:38:29	Oh, you're crazy.
00:38:31	Oh, Tracy, I haven't left
00:38:35	Then isn't it time you did?
00:38:36	Oh, no, Tracy.
00:38:38	We'll have your father meet with him.
00:38:40	L... I don't wanna be seen like this.
00:38:42	Why not?
00:38:43	I'll do it after my next diet.
00:38:46	That's when I'll do it.
00:38:47	Ya see, the neighbors haven't
00:38:50	Don't make me do it, Tracy.
00:38:51	Ma, it's changing out there.
00:38:55	You'll like it.
00:38:56	People who are different.
00:38:58	Their time is coming.
00:39:02	#Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, look around #
00:39:05	#Everybody's groovin'
00:39:08	#Hey, Mama, hey, Mama follow me #
00:39:11	#I know somethin's in ya
00:39:14	#So let go, go, go of the past now #
00:39:17	#Say hello to the love in your heart #
00:39:20	#Yes, I know that
00:39:22	#You gotta get yourself
00:39:25	#Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
00:39:28	#Oh-o-o-o-o #
00:39:30	#Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
00:39:33	#Oh-o-o-o-o #
00:39:37	#Go, Mama, go, go, go #
00:39:40	#Welcome to the sixties #
00:39:42	#Oh-o-o-o-o oh #
00:39:44	#Hey, Mama, yeah, yeah, yeah #
00:39:48	#Yeah, yeah, yeah #
00:39:50	#Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, have some fun #
00:39:53	#I haven't left this house since 1951 #
00:39:56	#Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, take a chance #
00:39:59	#Oh, Tracy, it's been years
00:40:02	#So let go, go, go of the past now #
00:40:05	#Say hello to the light in your eyes #
00:40:08	#Yes, I know that the world's
00:40:11	#But you gotta run
00:40:13	#Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
00:40:16	#Oh-o-o-o-o #
00:40:19	#Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
00:40:22	#Oh-o-o-o-o #
00:40:25	#Go, Mama, go, go, go #
00:40:29	#Welcome to the sixties #
00:40:31	Ma, you did it!
00:40:32	Oh, Tracy, I'm a little lightheaded.
00:40:34	There's so much air out here.
00:40:37	Can't we go someplace that's stuffy?
00:40:39	No, Ma, you're on your way.
00:40:43	#Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
00:40:46	#Oh-o-o-o-o #
00:40:49	#Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
00:40:52	#Oh-o-o-o-o-o #
00:40:55	#Go, Mama, go, go, go #
00:40:58	Oh. They're so glamorous.
00:41:00	Wow.
00:41:03	It kicked.
00:41:05	Let's toast to that.
00:41:06	To a boy!
00:41:07	#Yeah, yeah, yeah #
00:41:09	#Welcome to the rhythm
00:41:11	#Take your old-fashioned fears #
00:41:13	#And just throw them away #
00:41:15	#You should add some color
00:41:17	#'Cause it's time for a star #
00:41:19	#Who looks just like you #
00:41:25	Ohh.
00:41:27	Ah!
00:41:29	Oh!
00:41:33	I thought we marked these down.
00:41:35	What?
00:41:37	Ohh.
00:41:42	Thank you, Nadine.
00:41:47	There's my shining star!
00:41:49	Fantastic to meet you!
00:41:51	I'm Mr. Pinky.
00:41:52	It's so nice to meet you.
00:41:54	Ha ha! Tracy, is this your older sister?
00:41:58	Oh, my.
00:42:00	Perhaps she'd like some
00:42:03	Couture?
00:42:04	Now, if you'll just sign here.
00:42:07	Flattery will not distract
00:42:11	from reading the fine print.
00:42:13	Her agent?
00:42:15	Tracy, eat your donuts.
00:42:17	Let's talk.
00:42:18	Mm-hmm.
00:42:19	All right, let's see here.
00:42:22	All right. Now...
00:42:23	Mmm.
00:42:24	Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No!
00:42:28	I want a non-exclusive contract.
00:42:30	Extensions by mutual option.
00:42:33	And I want you to absorb
00:42:35	Not a dime over 10!
00:42:38	Throw in a bustier?
00:42:42	Hmm.
00:42:43	54 double D?
00:42:45	Triple E.
00:42:47	I hit the mother Iode!
00:42:48	#Yeah, yeah, yeah #
00:42:50	Care for a Baby Ruth?
00:42:52	#Oh-o-o-o-o #
00:42:55	#Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
00:42:58	#Oh-o-o-o-o #
00:43:01	#Go, Mama, go, go, go #
00:43:05	#Don't-cha let nobody
00:43:08	#'Cause a little touch of
00:43:11	#The future's got a million
00:43:14	#But you'll walk a little taller
00:43:18	#And once you find the style
00:43:20	#Something fresh,
00:43:22	#Step on out, hear us shout #
00:43:23	#Mama, that's your cue #
00:43:29	#Ba da ba da-ba-da #
00:43:36	#Step on out, hear us shout #
00:43:38	#Mama, that's your cue #
00:43:40	#Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me #
00:43:42	#I'm the cutest chickie
00:43:46	#Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at us #
00:43:48	#Where is there a team
00:43:51	#I let go, go, go of the past now #
00:43:54	#Said hello to this red carpet ride #
00:43:57	#Yes, I know that the world's
00:44:00	#Tell Lollobrigida to step aside #
00:44:03	#Your Mama's welcoming the sixties #
00:44:05	#Oh-o-o-o-o #
00:44:08	#Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby #
00:44:11	#Oh-o-o-o-o #
00:44:14	#Go, Mama, go, go, go #
00:44:18	#Welcome to the sixties #
00:44:22	#Open the door to the girl who has more #
00:44:24	#She's a star, Tracy, go, go, go #
00:44:31	#Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
00:44:33	#Your mama's hip, your mama's in #
00:44:34	#Hey, Mama #
00:44:36	#Your mama's lookin' at herself
00:44:38	#Where you been? #
00:44:40	#Your mama's lit, she's all aglow #
00:44:42	#Your mama, what she's holdin' back #
00:44:43	#Your mama's gotta let go, go, go #
00:44:45	#Welcome to the ''six'', to the ''O'' #
00:44:48	#To the apostrophe ''s''
00:44:52	#Oh-o-o-o-o #
00:44:57	#Oh, yeah #
00:45:01	#Go, Mama, go, go, go #
00:45:03	#Oh-o-o-o-o-o,
00:45:06	#Oh-o-o-o-o go,
00:45:13	Mmm. Mmm.
00:45:15	Wait till Dad sees you.
00:45:17	Sees me?
00:45:19	He never notices what I wear.
00:45:21	In 20 years, he's never even said to me,
00:45:25	Now he will.
00:45:26	Well, maybe, if he leaves
00:45:30	I swear, I don't know
00:45:32	Well.
00:45:33	Mrs. Turnblad.
00:45:37	I'd know whose mother
00:45:39	Really?
00:45:41	Hello, Amber.
00:45:42	Hello, Tracy.
00:45:44	Ma, this is Amber and Mrs. Von Tussle.
00:45:47	Mrs. Von Tussle is the station's manager.
00:45:50	Oh, the station manager.
00:45:52	Oh! Oh, it was so nice-a
00:45:56	Well, Tracy certainly has...
00:46:00	That's for sure.
00:46:01	Let me guess...
00:46:03	brand-new dress?
00:46:05	Oh, yes.
00:46:06	Well, you'll stop traffic.
00:46:08	Ha ha ha.
00:46:11	It was nice meeting you. Tracy.
00:46:16	Bye, Tracy.
00:46:19	Ugh.
00:46:20	Ma, don't listen to a word she says!
00:46:23	I'm takin' this back.
00:46:25	Don't you dare.
00:46:26	- I am.
00:46:28	Don't you know why she hates us?
00:46:29	She's afraid I'll beat Amber
00:46:34	Really?
00:46:35	They can't put Tracy in special ed.
00:46:37	I won't have it.
00:46:38	I mean, even if I have to tutor her myself...
00:46:41	they cannot hold my friend back.
00:46:42	- You're a saint.
00:46:44	Oh, and it's totally not true about her
00:46:48	I mean, please.
00:46:49	Anybody can get grass stains
00:46:53	Amber, stop it.
00:46:55	I'm sick-a you doin' that.
00:46:56	Just because she's a good dancer.
00:46:58	Uh! I'm sorry.
00:47:00	You think that she can dance?
00:47:02	Well, maybe you'd rather
00:47:04	You could get sponsored by Goodyear.
00:47:06	Excuse me. What is
00:47:12	Tracy, that's horrible.
00:47:13	Mr. Flak does not have breasts.
00:47:16	What? No. I would... I would never.
00:47:19	What... Oh.
00:47:34	Oh, and Mr. Larkin,
00:47:37	with the rest of the class Patrick Henry's
00:47:42	''Kiss my ass''?
00:47:53	You didn't have to do that, Link.
00:47:55	Hey, no prob.
00:47:56	Besides, looks like
00:47:59	Right.
00:48:00	Hey, cool.
00:48:04	Hey, Tracy!
00:48:10	Not quite, huh?
00:48:13	Ah, damn. Just when I was gettin' it.
00:48:15	Listen, man,
00:48:17	My mom's havin' a platter party tonight.
00:48:19	Y'all wanna come check it out?
00:48:21	Now?!
00:48:22	Would you mind if I, too, checked it out?
00:48:25	I've never been to North Avenue before.
00:48:27	Uh, well, would it be safe?
00:48:28	You know, for us?
00:48:30	Calm down, cracker boy.
00:48:32	It's cool.
00:48:33	Wow.
00:48:34	Being invited places by colored people!
00:48:36	It feels so hip!
00:48:38	I'm glad y'all feel that way
00:48:42	- Y'all know what I'm sayin'?
00:48:44	#Hey! #
00:48:47	#I can't see why people look at me #
00:48:49	#And only see the color of my face #
00:48:52	#Ah, yeah, then there's those that try
00:48:56	#But always have to put me in my place #
00:48:59	#But I won't ask you to be color-blind #
00:49:02	#'Cause if you pick the fruit then, girl,
00:49:06	#The blacker the berry,
00:49:09	#I could say it ain't so but, darlin',
00:49:12	#The darker the chocolate,
00:49:15	#And that's where it's at #
00:49:17	#Now, baby, run and tell that #
00:49:20	#Now run and tell that #
00:49:21	#Run and tell that #
00:49:23	#Run and tell that #
00:49:24	#Hey, yeah! #
00:49:25	#I can't see why people disagree #
00:49:28	#Each time I tell 'em what
00:49:32	#And if you come #
00:49:33	#And see the world I'm from #
00:49:35	#I bet your heart is
00:49:38	#I could lie but, baby, let's be bold #
00:49:41	#Vanilla can be nice #
00:49:43	#But if the truth be told #
00:49:45	#Blacker the berry,
00:49:47	#I could say it ain't so but, darlin',
00:49:50	#The darker the chocolate,
00:49:54	#And that's where it's at #
00:49:56	#Oh, baby, baby, run and tell that #
00:49:58	#Run and tell that #
00:50:00	#Go run and tell that #
00:50:01	#Run and tell that #
00:50:03	#Come on and run and tell that #
00:50:05	#Run and tell that #
00:50:06	#Hey, run and tell #
00:50:07	#Go tell #
00:50:08	#Run and tell that #
00:50:13	Link!
00:50:14	Link Larkin!
00:50:18	#Hey, yeah! #
00:50:20	#Yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:50:24	- Whoo!
00:50:25	Whoo!
00:50:28	#Whoo! #
00:50:29	Come here, girl.
00:50:31	This is my sister, Little Inez.
00:50:33	Oh, I know Tracy Turnblad.
00:50:35	Good for you, girl.
00:50:36	- Well, you better be next.
00:50:38	Oh, you know she is.
00:50:40	Yeah!
00:50:42	#I'm tired of coverin' up all my pride #
00:50:45	#So give me five on the black hand side #
00:50:48	#I got a new way of movin'
00:50:52	#So how can I help but
00:50:54	#Oh, the people 'round here
00:50:58	#They try to make a dollar
00:51:01	#But we got a spirit
00:51:04	#It's deep as a river
00:51:09	#Hey, I can't see the reason it can't be #
00:51:12	#The kinda world where
00:51:14	#Aw, yeah #
00:51:16	#The time is now #
00:51:17	#So we can show 'em how
00:51:19	#And let's all dance, yeah, yeah #
00:51:22	#'Cause all things are equal
00:51:25	#Well, that ain't quite true
00:51:28	#The blacker the berry,
00:51:31	#They say it ain't so but, darlin',
00:51:35	#The darker the chocolate,
00:51:38	#And that's where it's at #
00:51:39	#Now, baby, baby, baby,
00:51:42	#Run and tell that #
00:51:44	#Run and tell that #
00:51:45	#Ah yeah, baby#
00:51:47	#Go run and tell that #
00:51:49	#G-g-g-g-go home
00:51:55	#Yeah, yeah #
00:52:02	#Yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:52:09	#Whoo! #
00:52:11	- Go, baby!
00:52:16	It was horrible.
00:52:17	Mom, he just danced on that bus...
00:52:20	with that great white whale
00:52:21	No, honey.
00:52:22	Reeling him back in is
00:52:25	Remember, I control his career.
00:52:30	Ohh.
00:52:31	Now, don't worry.
00:52:33	Mommy will take care of everything.
00:52:59	Are you all hungry
00:53:04	#Yeah #
00:53:06	#Bring on that pecan pie #
00:53:09	#Pour some sugar on it,
00:53:14	#Scoop me up a mess
00:53:19	#Don't be stingy,
00:53:23	#I offer big love with no apology #
00:53:29	#How can I deny
00:53:33	#I am not afraid
00:53:38	#Pound by pound by pound #
00:53:42	#Because I'm big,
00:53:47	#Face the fact,
00:53:52	#No one wants a meal
00:53:56	#When, girl, we're servin'
00:54:02	Well, looks like y'all
00:54:06	Now, who we got here?
00:54:07	Mom, I want you to meet my new friends.
00:54:09	This here is Link. Tracy Turnblad.
00:54:12	This is just so afro-tastic!
00:54:15	And this young lady right here...
00:54:17	is Penny Pingleton.
00:54:21	I'm very pleased
00:54:23	Oh, now, honey. We got more reason
00:54:27	Latoya, put that record down.
00:54:29	You gonna scratch it.
00:54:31	Can't you keep your little girl...
00:54:32	Shall we dance?
00:54:33	Come on.
00:54:35	My name is Mike.
00:54:37	Mike?
00:54:38	Yes, Mike.
00:54:40	Mike who?
00:54:41	It's Mike.
00:54:42	Anyway, ahem...
00:54:44	I'm calling because
00:54:46	about your daughter's whereabouts.
00:54:47	- What?
00:54:49	your daughter has entered
00:54:53	turpentine.
00:54:55	#Baby don't sleep #
00:54:57	#Baby don't eat #
00:54:59	#Baby just like another boink-boink #
00:55:04	Link, aren't you gonna get
00:55:07	I'm not plannin' on tellin' my dad.
00:55:09	No, I mean in trouble
00:55:12	Hmm. Maybe.
00:55:14	Maybe it's worth it.
00:55:16	I think knowin' you's the start
00:55:20	Ahh!
00:55:23	Tracy Edna Turnblad!
00:55:26	Ooh, we get any more
00:55:28	this gonna be a suburb.
00:55:32	Do you know what I had to pay a cab...
00:55:34	just to consider comin' down here?
00:55:36	Oh, uh, Mom...
00:55:37	No call. You just disappear.
00:55:40	And all mashed up against a crooner?
00:55:42	Um, Edna Turnblad, this is Link.
00:55:47	Come on, we're goin'.
00:55:48	And, Penny, go home before
00:55:51	Miss Edna, is it?
00:55:52	Hi, I mean, you don't
00:55:54	Well, I do. I left my iron on.
00:55:57	Oh, your iron.
00:55:58	Well, before you go...
00:56:00	you sure you
00:56:01	a little somethin' to eat?
00:56:04	Mmm-mmm.
00:56:14	Is that braised?
00:56:16	#Whoa oh oh oh oh oh #
00:56:18	#Whoa oh oh oh oh oh #
00:56:20	#Slice me off a piece
00:56:24	#Whoo! #
00:56:25	#And take a look inside #
00:56:26	#My book of recipes #
00:56:29	#Now, don't-cha sniff around
00:56:34	#We need a man who brings
00:56:39	#We'll use a pinch-a sugar
00:56:44	#I'll let you lick the spoon
00:56:48	#We keep it in the oven
00:56:53	#Keep on stirrin' till it hits the spot #
00:00:05	#There is nothin' 'bout us
00:00:10	#Why sit in the bleachers
00:00:14	#When, Edna, you look
00:00:19	#They say that white
00:00:22	#Well, that's just bull #
00:00:23	#'Cause, ladies, big is back #
00:00:25	#And as for black, it's beautiful #
00:00:28	#All shapes and sizes follow me #
00:00:30	#Who wants a twig when
00:00:38	#Yeah, yeah #
00:00:39	#Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #
00:00:45	Groovy, baby. Groovy.
00:00:57	Hello?
00:01:22	Hello?!
00:01:34	- Graah!
00:01:35	Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
00:01:38	Ha ha ha!
00:01:40	Welcome, mmm,
00:01:43	If we can't put a smile on your face,
00:01:46	- Oh!
00:01:48	- Oh.
00:01:50	It's just in.
00:01:52	You're gonna love it.
00:01:53	Huh?
00:01:54	Oh.
00:01:56	Cigarette?
00:01:59	Ha ha ha.
00:02:01	Tempting but, uh... no, thanks.
00:02:05	- Ha ha ha!
00:02:06	Well, eh.
00:02:09	What can I do you for?
00:02:11	Something for the mister?
00:02:12	Sadly, there is no mister at the moment.
00:02:16	Beautiful woman like yourself?
00:02:18	My husband...
00:02:23	...accidentally suffocated.
00:02:25	You need a fella.
00:02:27	I do. I do need a fella.
00:02:31	And the way to a man's heart
00:02:36	Now here's an icebreaker for ya.
00:02:40	Oh, Miss Maybelle,
00:02:43	But what are you celebratin'?
00:02:46	Well, it's kind of an ending.
00:02:48	But it deserved to go out with a bang.
00:02:50	What ended?
00:02:54	Negro Day.
00:02:55	What?
00:02:56	All right. Time y'all knew.
00:02:59	Velma Von Tussle just told me
00:03:04	No.
00:03:05	Yeah, it seems our little show
00:03:08	- but it was time to get some ratings.
00:03:10	I didn't wanna tell y'all up front.
00:03:12	I just wanted to have a little fun tonight.
00:03:15	But I practiced so hard.
00:03:17	Now I'll never get a chance
00:03:20	Oh, you will be seen, baby.
00:03:21	I promise.
00:03:22	You can't have your own show?
00:03:24	Fine, you'll come dance with us.
00:03:26	Hmm. Honey.
00:03:27	You been dozin' off durin' history?
00:03:29	Yes, always.
00:03:31	Trace, black and whites ain't never danced
00:03:34	Well, if we can't dance...
00:03:37	maybe we should just march.
00:03:42	Ooh, that'd get some big ol' ratin's.
00:03:44	Better time slot, too.
00:03:46	Mm-hmm.
00:03:47	Like on the 11:00 news.
00:03:49	Ahh!
00:03:50	What y'all say?
00:03:51	Should we give this fine woman...
00:03:53	all the ratings she deserves?
00:03:54	- Yeah!
00:03:56	Hey, hey!
00:03:57	Well, it is a school night...
00:04:00	and I think we oughta call it a night.
00:04:01	Tell you what.
00:04:04	and we will march on WYZT.
00:04:07	- Yeah!
00:04:10	Yeah!
00:04:11	Tracy, you can't protest, hon.
00:04:13	I mean, these are lovely people...
00:04:15	but if you protest, you'll be on lists.
00:04:16	You'll be on files.
00:04:18	J. Edgar Hoover'll be still wiretappin'...
00:04:20	your cold, dead body in the grave.
00:04:22	Oh, Mother.
00:04:23	Link, we're going with them, right?
00:04:26	Walk with me.
00:04:29	You want your Belgian chocolate
00:04:34	Dot dot. This store's for you.
00:04:37	- Oh! What a treasure trove.
00:04:41	Come here, baby.
00:04:44	Don't be sad.
00:04:45	We gonna make it happen, OK?
00:04:47	Can I go?
00:04:48	Now, come on, now.
00:04:50	I can't be worried about you out there.
00:04:53	Trace...
00:04:54	I been smilin' and dancin'
00:04:58	Mrs. Von Tussle just promised...
00:05:00	I could sing at the Miss Hairspray pageant.
00:05:01	She's... she invited agents.
00:05:04	That's my shot, Trace.
00:05:07	I can't jeopardize that.
00:05:08	But it's what's right.
00:05:11	I'm sorry, Trace.
00:05:12	I just think this adventure's...
00:05:15	a little...
00:05:17	too big for me.
00:05:21	Oh, God. No, no, no.
00:05:22	I get it, Link. It's your shot.
00:05:25	No, Trace, that's not what l...
00:05:26	It's fine.
00:05:30	Oh, hon.
00:05:35	I should go.
00:05:37	Give him time.
00:05:39	He'll figure out he's crazy 'bout you.
00:05:41	You have to say that,
00:05:44	Well, I know a little
00:05:47	And, my personal favorite,
00:05:52	You can see through anything.
00:05:53	Skin, clothes, you name it.
00:05:57	Now, take your father.
00:05:58	And he's always downstairs
00:06:01	Do I take it personal? No.
00:06:04	Men always put their career first.
00:06:06	Remember that.
00:06:07	OK.
00:06:09	I'm really tired, I'm gonna go to bed.
00:06:11	All right, hon.
00:06:12	Night.
00:06:13	- I love you.
00:06:15	I think I'm gonna go to bed, too.
00:06:17	Oh, I'm so tired.
00:06:25	You don't need those...
00:06:28	to see what's under these clothes.
00:06:31	There's a product that really works...
00:06:34	'cause these are phony
00:06:41	Incredible!
00:06:43	I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf...
00:06:44	and you would remain completely obtuse.
00:06:48	Obtuse.
00:06:49	Yes, obtuse.
00:06:50	I flunked geometry.
00:06:52	Yeah, well... and biology too, no doubt!
00:06:55	Yeah.
00:06:58	Wait! How 'bout this?
00:07:00	OK.
00:07:04	#Those lips, those eyes #
00:07:06	#That food #
00:07:08	#Well, there ain't nothin' like a spread #
00:07:10	#To get ya in the mood #
00:07:12	#Wilbur, can't ya feel the
00:07:16	#You're gonna need
00:07:19	#To put out this fire #
00:07:21	#I'm wailin': ''Iook out, old Balti... #
00:07:25	#''... more'' I'm sellin' somethin' #
00:07:27	#You can't purchase
00:07:30	#Oh, Wilbur, I feel like a princess #
00:07:33	#Come on and take me to the ball #
00:07:35	#I bet you're tired of heavy lifting #
00:07:37	#Get your hands on somethin' small #
00:07:41	#Because I'm a-big... #
00:07:42	#... blonde... #
00:07:44	#... and beautiful #
00:07:45	#... and beautiful #
00:07:46	#It's time to face the facts #
00:07:48	#It's irrefutable #
00:07:50	#Why waste one more minute #
00:07:52	#Now I feel brand spankin' new #
00:07:55	#Hey, Wilbur, take a look #
00:07:56	#It's all for #
00:07:57	You!
00:07:59	You?!
00:08:01	Ohh!
00:08:02	Edna.
00:08:03	Your wife! You said she was out! Oh!
00:08:07	Hi, hon.
00:08:10	Ma, you don't really believe
00:08:13	You are never setting foot
00:08:15	You hear me?
00:08:17	I heard you the first 400 times, Ma.
00:08:43	- Hey.
00:08:45	Oh.
00:08:51	Daddy.
00:08:53	It wasn't me.
00:08:55	I had to improvise
00:08:58	Whoopee cushions?
00:09:01	That will play heck with my sciatica.
00:09:04	Oop. That one was me.
00:09:06	Oh. Oh.
00:09:08	Daddy, are you OK?
00:09:11	Ohh.
00:09:13	Tracy, you know...
00:09:16	these peepers have never
00:09:21	This heart only beats for size 60.
00:09:24	Daddy, you know what Velma wanted.
00:09:28	She wanted me off the show.
00:09:30	And I knew that,
00:09:34	Come here. Come here, little girl.
00:09:37	Little girl.
00:09:40	And then to just cancel
00:09:44	Just to make sure that
00:09:46	or who's black or Chinese...
00:09:49	or maybe who needs to lose a few pounds.
00:09:51	What are you talking? Stop it.
00:09:53	What are you talking?
00:09:56	I think I've been in a bubble or something.
00:09:58	Thinking that fairness
00:10:02	It's not.
00:10:04	I think people like me
00:10:07	off their father's laps and go
00:10:19	Ahh. Your mother and I...
00:10:21	We don't see too far
00:10:24	But you... see all the way to Schenectady.
00:10:27	So, if there's something
00:10:31	don't ya listen to old dogs like us.
00:10:35	We need to learn some new tricks...
00:10:38	from you.
00:10:39	You don't need new tricks, Dad.
00:10:42	You need Mom.
00:10:50	She changed the locks.
00:10:58	Oh.
00:11:04	Good night, Daddy.
00:11:14	Aw, wow.
00:11:18	Come on, baby.
00:11:24	Honey, took me 5 years...
00:11:26	to figure out you were flirting.
00:11:28	How could I ever?
00:11:32	Well, she is very glamorous.
00:11:34	Edna.
00:11:41	She just makes me feel old.
00:11:44	Nonsense.
00:11:46	Doll!
00:11:47	You're spry as a Slinky.
00:11:52	I'm not talkin' to you.
00:11:54	#Styles keep a-changin',
00:11:58	#But, Edna,
00:12:02	#Hemlines are shorter,
00:12:06	#But time cannot take what comes free #
00:12:11	#You're like a stinky old cheese, babe #
00:12:15	#Just gettin' riper with age #
00:12:19	#You're like a fatal disease, babe #
00:12:22	What?
00:12:23	#But there's no cure,
00:12:27	#Some folks can't stand it,
00:12:31	#But I take the opposite view #
00:12:35	#'Cause when I need a lift #
00:12:37	#Time brings a gift #
00:12:39	#Another day with you #
00:12:43	#A twist or a waltz #
00:12:45	#It's all the same schmaltz #
00:12:47	#With just a change in the scenery #
00:12:51	#You'll never be old hat #
00:12:53	#That's that #
00:12:54	#You're timeless to me #
00:13:00	#Fads keep a-fadin' #
00:13:02	#Castro's invadin' #
00:13:04	#But, Wilbur,
00:13:08	#Hairdos are higher #
00:13:10	#Mine feels like barbed wire #
00:13:12	#But you say I'm chic as can be #
00:13:16	#You're like a rare vintage ripple #
00:13:19	Thank you.
00:13:20	#A vintage they'll never forget #
00:13:24	#So pour me a teeny-weeny triple #
00:13:28	Any time!
00:13:30	#And we can toast the fact
00:13:32	What?
00:13:33	#I can't stop eating #
00:13:35	#Your hairline's receding #
00:13:36	Hey.
00:13:37	#And soon
00:13:40	Never.
00:13:41	#So you'll wear a wig #
00:13:43	#While I roast a pig #
00:13:45	#Hey! Pass that Geritol #
00:13:48	I love pig.
00:13:49	#Glenn Miller had brass #
00:13:51	#That Chubby Checker's a gas #
00:13:53	#But they all pass eventually #
00:13:57	#You'll never be passé, hip-hooray #
00:14:00	#You're timeless to me #
00:14:15	Heh heh heh!
00:14:25	Grrr!
00:14:55	#You're like a broken-down Chevy #
00:14:58	#All I need is a fresh coat of paint #
00:15:02	#And, Edna, ya got me
00:15:07	#You're fat and old #
00:15:09	- What?
00:15:11	#Some folks don't get it #
00:15:13	#But we never fret it #
00:15:15	#'Cause we know
00:15:19	#Yeah, it's plain to see #
00:15:21	#That you're stuck with me #
00:15:23	#Until the bitter end #
00:15:27	#And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid #
00:15:31	#Off the Turnblad family tree #
00:15:35	#You'll always hit the spot #
00:15:37	#Big shot #
00:15:39	#You're timeless to me #
00:15:43	#You'll always be du jour, mon amour #
00:15:47	#You're timeless to me #
00:15:55	#You'll always be first string #
00:15:59	#Ring-a-ding-ding #
00:16:02	#You're timeless to me #
00:16:08	#You're timeless to me #
00:16:12	#You're timeless to me #
00:16:17	#You're timeless #
00:16:21	#To me #
00:16:30	Oh, Wilbur.
00:16:36	Tracy.
00:16:38	Wake up, hon.
00:16:40	Wake up. Everything's good again.
00:16:45	Wilbur! Wilbur!
00:16:47	Uhh!
00:16:50	Seaweed, help pass
00:16:53	Give her one.
00:16:55	Hey, Jackie, we're over here.
00:16:56	Aw, you
00:16:59	C'mon, y'all.
00:17:04	Tracy!
00:17:07	You're gonna pay a heavy price.
00:17:09	I know.
00:17:10	You'll never dance on TV again.
00:17:12	If I can't dance
00:17:15	then I don't wanna dance on TV at all.
00:17:17	I just want tomorrow to be better.
00:17:20	#There's a light #
00:17:24	#In the darkness #
00:17:29	#Though the night
00:17:36	#There's a light burnin' bright #
00:17:41	#Showing me the way #
00:17:47	#But I know where I've been #
00:17:53	#There's a cry #
00:17:58	#In the distance #
00:18:01	#It's a voice that comes
00:18:08	#Hey, yeah #
00:18:10	#There's a cry askin' why #
00:18:14	#I pray the answer's up ahead #
00:18:20	#'Cause I know where I've been #
00:18:31	#There's a road #
00:18:35	#We been travelin' #
00:18:39	#Lost so many #
00:18:43	#On the way #
00:18:48	#But the riches will be plenty #
00:18:55	#Worth the price #
00:18:58	#The price we had to pay #
00:19:04	#There's a dream #
00:19:08	- # In the future #
00:19:12	#There's a struggle #
00:19:14	#That we have yet to win #
00:19:20	#And there's pride in my heart #
00:19:24	#'Cause I know where I'm goin' #
00:19:29	#Yes, I do #
00:19:31	#And I know where I've been #
00:19:36	#Yeah #
00:19:37	#There's a road #
00:19:38	#There's a road #
00:19:41	#We must travel #
00:19:43	#We must travel #
00:19:45	#There's a promise #
00:19:47	#There is a promise #
00:19:50	#We must make #
00:19:51	#That we must make #
00:19:53	#But the riches #
00:19:55	#Oh, but the riches #
00:19:58	#Will be plenty #
00:19:59	#The riches will be plenty, yeah #
00:20:02	#Worth the risk #
00:20:03	#Worth the risk #
00:20:04	#And the chances that we take #
00:20:06	#And the chances we take #
00:20:10	#There's a dream #
00:20:13	#Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the future #
00:20:19	#There's a struggle #
00:20:20	#Struggle #
00:20:21	#That we have yet to win #
00:20:24	#We have yet to win #
00:20:27	#Use that pride #
00:20:28	#Pride #
00:20:29	#In our hearts #
00:20:30	#In our hearts #
00:20:31	#To lift us up #
00:20:32	#Lift us up #
00:20:33	#Until tomorrow #
00:20:36	#Oooh #
00:20:37	#'Cause just to sit
00:20:42	#I know it, I know it,
00:20:46	#Lord knows I know #
00:20:54	#Where I've been #
00:20:59	#Oh, when we win #
00:21:01	#Yeah, I'll give thanks to my God #
00:21:04	#'Cause I know where I've been #
00:21:09	#Yeah, yeah, yeah #
00:21:14	Oh, yeah, amen!
00:21:17	Amen, amen!
00:21:18	That's right.
00:21:19	Tracy, hon, you don't
00:21:22	Yes, I do, Ma.
00:21:23	Hello, Miss Maybelle.
00:21:24	Well, good evening, Miss Edna.
00:21:26	Nice-a you to join us.
00:21:27	She's got a lovely turnout.
00:21:28	Now I really think they
00:21:30	You come home with me.
00:21:31	Oh.
00:21:33	No, we are not sending a camera crew.
00:21:36	They're protesting
00:21:40	Why is Channel Five there?
00:21:43	Well, of course they're all Negroes.
00:21:46	And why would...?
00:21:47	Ahh! Ohh.
00:21:50	I know who would.
00:21:52	Oh, I know exactly who would.
00:21:54	2, 4, 6, 8!
00:21:56	TV's got to integrate!
00:21:58	2, 4, 6, 8! TV's got to integrate!
00:22:02	2, 4, 6, 8!
00:22:03	Oh, my God, no!
00:22:04	TV's got to integrate!
00:22:05	- No!
00:22:07	The sound's not working.
00:22:08	You knew there'd be police.
00:22:09	- But I didn't know there'd be cameras.
00:22:12	Oh, I cannot be seen on television
00:22:14	2, 4, 6, 8!
00:22:16	TV's got to integrate!
00:22:18	2, 4, 6, 8!
00:22:19	TV's got to integrate!
00:22:22	2, 4, 6, 8!
00:22:23	TV's got to integrate!
00:22:24	Excuse me.
00:22:26	Is there some reason
00:22:28	I strongly suggest you
00:22:30	head back to where you come from.
00:22:33	Hey, you don't have to be so rude.
00:22:34	Tracy!
00:22:35	It's all right, Tracy.
00:22:37	'Scuse me. She was talking to you.
00:22:39	- Oh, Tracy!
00:22:41	Tracy, no.
00:22:43	You just assaulted a police officer, miss.
00:22:45	- No!
00:22:47	Assaulted?!
00:22:48	Enough! Hey!
00:22:52	All right, boys.
00:22:54	Let's take the whole lot in.
00:22:56	- No!
00:22:58	2, 4, 6, 8! TV's got to integrate!
00:23:02	2, 4, 6, 8!
00:23:05	2, 4, 6, 8! TV's got to integrate!
00:23:08	2, 4, 6, 8!
00:23:11	And our cameras also
00:23:14	the teenage TV personality
00:23:17	Miss Turnblad brutally
00:23:19	with a blunt instrument
00:23:20	You see? You see?
00:23:23	If I let you leave the house...
00:23:25	right now you'd be in prison
00:23:28	That Tracy Turnblad always
00:23:30	Well, you are never, ever gonna see that
00:23:33	OK, Mother. Excuse me.
00:23:35	Penny?
00:23:36	Pray for her.
00:23:38	She's gonna need it.
00:23:42	Tracy! Tracy!
00:23:44	She's not here, I told you.
00:23:47	Hon, she knows...
00:23:49	if the cops are lookin' for her...
00:23:50	this is the first place they'll come.
00:23:55	What this must-a put you through, Wilbur.
00:23:58	I'm so sorry.
00:23:59	I'm not.
00:24:00	You're not?
00:24:01	I'm proud-a you.
00:24:02	You are?
00:24:04	Baby, somebody had to do somethin'.
00:24:06	'Course, we may be eating beans
00:24:12	Bail for 20's kind of pricey.
00:24:13	You bailed all those people out?
00:24:15	Ya upset with me?
00:24:17	I'm sorry.
00:24:18	Hon, it just seemed like the right thing.
00:24:21	Oh, Wilbur, it was the right thing.
00:24:25	Knights in armor
00:24:29	But where's our little girl?
00:24:33	Are you OK, Trace?
00:24:35	Oh, you have no idea.
00:24:38	Come on.
00:24:39	Thank you so much.
00:24:40	You're such a great friend.
00:24:42	Thanks.
00:24:44	Penny, the cops are looking for me
00:24:46	You could go to jail for helping me.
00:24:48	Tracy, I'm already in jail. Come on.
00:24:54	Oh, no.
00:24:55	- What?
00:24:56	Oh, let it.
00:24:57	It was just a symbol
00:25:00	You are so tough.
00:25:01	So, what do ya think?
00:25:03	Maybe you could live down here.
00:25:05	I don't even know why we
00:25:07	but there's food, water...
00:25:09	first aid kit, gas mask,
00:25:12	It's very well-insulated.
00:25:14	It won't be where you're going.
00:25:16	The police are on their way.
00:25:17	Mom, please don't send my best friend
00:25:19	Penny, hush.
00:25:20	You haven't heard the last
00:25:22	Things need to change...
00:25:24	and I won't stop tryin' to change them.
00:25:26	I don't care how long it takes.
00:25:27	Good, you'll be waiting 20 to life.
00:25:29	Get the jump rope, Penny.
00:25:30	Mom, not the jump rope!
00:25:32	Don't you touch my canned tuna.
00:25:34	You wait till your father
00:25:37	You'll see more than a jump rope, missy!
00:25:39	A massive manhunt is
00:25:43	who bludgeoned sergeant and
00:25:46	Mike Morris with a crowbar,
00:25:48	That is a lie.
00:25:50	They're talkin' about our baby, Wilbur.
00:25:53	They're tellin' lies.
00:25:54	Sergeant Morris is in critical condition.
00:25:55	This is such a Midol moment.
00:25:58	Wilbur, that... Oh! Maybe that's her.
00:26:00	Is that you, Tracy?
00:26:04	Oh, Link. I thought you'd be Tracy.
00:26:06	Uh, no. L... I was just at home, uh...
00:26:08	practicing my new twist on the twist...
00:26:10	and I overheard it on the news.
00:26:12	I can't believe Tracy savagely bludgeoned
00:26:16	That's just not like her.
00:26:17	Well, it's not true, I was there.
00:26:18	He didn't even bleed.
00:26:20	I shoulda been there...
00:26:21	beside her.
00:26:23	I can't sleep, I can't eat.
00:26:25	You can't eat?
00:26:26	Well, come on in and worry with us.
00:26:28	I'll make you some pork.
00:26:30	Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely...
00:26:33	positively, permanently punished.
00:26:36	You will live on a diet
00:26:39	and you will never leave
00:26:45	Devil child! Devil child!
00:26:56	Seaweed. Shh, don't let her hear you.
00:26:58	Penny, what happened to you?
00:27:00	She's punishing me
00:27:02	without her permission.
00:27:03	What are you doing?
00:27:04	I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby.
00:27:13	Oh, Seaweed, you do care.
00:27:15	I was afraid the colors of
00:27:18	No. These knots might.
00:27:20	W... Was your mom in the navy?
00:27:27	#Once I was a selfish fool
00:27:32	#Never looked inside myself #
00:27:34	#Though on the outside, I looked good #
00:27:37	#Then we met and you made me
00:27:42	#Tracy, I'm in love with you,
00:27:46	#'Cause without love #
00:27:48	#Life is like the seasons
00:27:51	#Without love #
00:27:53	#Life is rock 'n' roll without a drummer #
00:27:56	#Tracy, I'll be yours forever #
00:27:59	#'Cause I never wanna be #
00:28:01	#Without love #
00:28:05	#Tracy, never set me free #
00:28:08	#No, I ain't lyin' #
00:28:10	#Never set me free #
00:28:12	#Tracy, no, no, no #
00:28:16	#Livin' in the ghetto,
00:28:21	#Who'd've thought I'd love a girl #
00:28:23	#Whose skin was white
00:28:26	#In my ivory tower #
00:28:28	#Life was just a hostess snack #
00:28:31	#But now I've tasted chocolate #
00:28:33	#And I'm never going back #
00:28:35	#'Cause without love #
00:28:37	#Life is like a beat
00:28:40	#Without love #
00:28:42	#Life is Doris Day at the Apollo #
00:28:45	#Darling, I'll be yours forever #
00:28:48	#'Cause I never wanna be #
00:28:50	#Without love #
00:28:53	#So, darling, never set me free, no #
00:28:57	#I'm yours forever,
00:29:01	#No, no, no #
00:29:07	#If I'm left without my baby doll #
00:29:10	#I don't know what I'll do #
00:29:13	#Link, I've got to break out #
00:29:15	#So that I can get my hands on you #
00:29:18	#Girl, if I can't touch you,
00:29:22	#Seaweed, you're
00:29:25	#I've found my blue-eyed soul #
00:29:27	#Sweet freedom is our goal #
00:29:30	#Trace, I wanna kiss ya! #
00:29:32	#Let me out at the next toll! #
00:29:34	#Without love #
00:29:36	#Life is like a prom that won't invite us #
00:29:39	#Without love #
00:29:40	#It's like getting my big break
00:29:44	#Without love #
00:29:46	#Life's a 45 when you can't buy it #
00:29:49	#Without love #
00:29:51	#Life is like my mother on a diet #
00:29:54	#Like a week that's only Mondays #
00:29:56	#Only ice cream, never sundaes #
00:29:59	#Like a circle with no center #
00:30:01	#Like a door marked ''do not enter'' #
00:30:03	#Darling, I'll be yours forever #
00:30:06	#'Cause I never wanna be #
00:30:08	#Without love #
00:30:12	#Yes, now you've captured me #
00:30:14	#Without love #
00:30:17	#I surrender happily #
00:30:19	#Without love #
00:30:22	#Oh, Seaweed, never set me free #
00:30:24	#No, no, no #
00:30:25	#I ain't lyin' #
00:30:27	#Never set me free #
00:30:30	#No, no, no #
00:30:32	#No, I don't wanna live without #
00:30:33	#Love, love, love #
00:30:36	#Pretty Penny little #
00:30:38	#Darling, you had best believe me #
00:30:41	#Never leave me without love #
00:30:46	Link.
00:30:47	Your pork is ready.
00:30:48	Uh, Mama, l...
00:30:49	You tryin' to hide her here?
00:30:50	Uh.
00:30:54	Why you ain't think-a that before?
00:30:56	Everything she done for us.
00:30:57	Where your manners at, boy?
00:30:58	Ow! Well, I don't know.
00:31:01	And what about this one?
00:31:03	Seaweed's got a girlfriend.
00:31:05	Inez, shut up.
00:31:06	- You.
00:31:08	So this is love.
00:31:10	Well, love is a gift.
00:31:12	Lotta people don't remember that.
00:31:14	So you two better brace yourselves...
00:31:16	for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you...
00:31:18	from a never-ending parade of stupid.
00:31:20	So you met my mom?
00:31:26	Hello?
00:31:27	- Mom?
00:31:29	- Yes, I'm safe.
00:31:30	- Mom, listen.
00:31:31	- I need your help.
00:31:32	Tomorrow's the Miss
00:31:35	Tracy, you...
00:31:36	I need you to come down to the station.
00:31:37	Well... well, Tracy...
00:31:38	- Dress nice.
00:31:39	Penny will meet you out front.
00:31:40	Now let me talk to Dad.
00:31:41	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:43	Turn your face this way.
00:31:45	The other way. Go.
00:31:46	Everybody,
00:31:49	The Miss Teenage Hairspray
00:31:57	Oh, you've come on a very exciting day.
00:32:00	It's our first live show.
00:32:03	Oh! Bye Bye, Birdie.
00:32:04	Oh, my Amber is perfect for that.
00:32:06	She's the pretty little blonde. Ha ha!
00:32:10	And we're live in 5, 4, 3...
00:32:19	And now, broadcast live
00:32:23	for the first time from the certified...
00:32:25	up-to-code WYZT studio...
00:32:27	it's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray
00:32:31	- He's Corny.
00:32:33	Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray.
00:32:36	#What gives a girl power and punch #
00:32:39	#Is it charm, is it poise #
00:32:41	#No, it's hairspray #
00:32:43	#What gets a gal asked out to lunch #
00:32:46	#Is it brains, is it dough
00:32:50	#If you take a ride with
00:32:53	''and preserve our family
00:32:56	''Let us make our father drink
00:32:59	#You can take off in a rocket #
00:33:01	#And in outer space each
00:33:04	Link, the agents are here. Look.
00:33:06	#Why take a chance when
00:33:08	#If you twist, I insist #
00:33:10	#You use hairspray
00:33:12	Maybe they'll sign us together.
00:33:14	#Her head she should smother #
00:33:15	#With Ultra Clutch faithfully #
00:33:18	Well?
00:33:19	There's no sign of her.
00:33:23	Doesn't mean she won't try.
00:33:25	Velma, I seriously doubt
00:33:27	incarceration to win a pageant.
00:33:29	#That's me! #
00:33:30	I risked communicable diseases.
00:33:32	She'll certainly risk jail.
00:33:34	#Better than hairspray #
00:33:37	#That's me #
00:33:40	#Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh,
00:33:43	#Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh,
00:33:46	#Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh #
00:33:49	#What makes a man
00:33:52	#Ultra Clutch #
00:33:56	#So if you're a redhead,
00:34:00	Whoo!
00:34:01	#Just take my advice
00:34:05	#The only thing better
00:34:09	#That's me #
00:34:12	Ah!
00:34:13	#He's Corny Collins #
00:34:14	#The only thing better
00:34:17	- # Hairspray #
00:34:19	#That's me #
00:34:25	Hey, baby, you look like
00:34:29	#Whoo-ooo #
00:34:34	And we are out.
00:34:38	Link, you sprayed it right in my face!
00:34:39	What'd I tell you about that?
00:34:41	Stop! You guys.
00:34:43	Uh, powder.
00:34:44	And we're back.
00:34:45	5, 4.
00:34:47	Here?
00:34:48	3.
00:34:51	And now for the talent
00:34:53	our Councilettes...
00:34:55	in their Miss Teenage Hairspray
00:34:57	Uh!
00:35:02	First off, we have the sunny
00:35:11	Hello, Darla.
00:35:13	Miss Teenage Hairspray.
00:35:15	Your vote is for?
00:35:16	This little girl could power...
00:35:18	all of greater downtown Baltimore...
00:35:20	with her energy... Lou Ann.
00:35:26	Who are you voting for?
00:35:28	Very good, thank you.
00:35:33	All right.
00:35:35	Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:50	And thank you, Tammy.
00:36:00	Confirmed sighting.
00:36:01	What?
00:36:02	You three: Outside, now.
00:36:04	We can't go out th...
00:36:05	No, no. No buts. Out, out!
00:36:06	Out! Out, out, out, out!
00:36:07	Whatever you say, Mrs. Von Tussle.
00:36:09	Whoo!
00:36:14	Aw, she's too cute, isn't she?
00:36:16	Hold it right there, Tracy.
00:36:19	Looking for someone?
00:36:20	All right, ladies and gentlemen.
00:36:23	- Ha.
00:36:25	It was a diversion.
00:36:26	Oh, please, these people are
00:36:28	It's beyond their mental capacity.
00:36:30	I wouldn't be so sure, Velma.
00:36:31	Oh, my God.
00:36:32	What if she's already in the building?
00:36:33	What if she's been here for hours...
00:36:35	and you've locked yourselves out?
00:36:37	What?
00:36:38	- Check the doors!
00:36:40	It's locked!
00:36:41	They're all locked!
00:36:42	And now a fast girl
00:36:46	our own smooth-as-silk Shelley.
00:36:49	Ohh!
00:36:51	Keep goin'. Keep goin'. That's it.
00:36:53	Come on.
00:36:54	Put your backs into it, men.
00:36:55	Put your backs into it this time.
00:36:58	Come on, one more time.
00:37:01	Come on, come on, come on.
00:37:10	Here's our little dynamic
00:37:14	Double your fun
00:37:16	What is with you people?
00:37:17	I mean, how hard is it
00:37:19	That hairspray battering ram was heavy.
00:37:21	Heavy?
00:37:22	How could they be heavy, they're...
00:37:25	hollow.
00:37:28	Move it.
00:37:29	Let's get 'em. Let's go.
00:37:50	And, of course...
00:37:52	our three-time
00:37:54	the ever-charming, Amber.
00:37:59	Oh, my God.
00:38:00	You carried her in!
00:38:02	Go!
00:38:12	Ow!
00:38:14	It's locked.
00:38:15	Open it!
00:38:18	Let's give
00:38:19	to our Miss Teenage
00:38:26	Hey.
00:38:35	All right, all right.
00:38:39	We are so close to announcing...
00:38:41	the new Miss Teenage Hairspray.
00:38:43	Look at that board.
00:38:44	What a nail-biter this one is turning into.
00:38:48	Ladies and gentlemen, the final tally.
00:39:00	It is my...
00:39:01	obligation...
00:39:04	to announce that Amber Von Tussle...
00:39:06	Is about to get out-danced.
00:39:09	Tracy Turnblad!
00:39:17	What!?
00:39:19	#You can't stop an avalanche #
00:39:22	#As it races down the hill #
00:39:24	#You can try to stop the seasons, girl #
00:39:27	#But 'cha know you never will #
00:39:30	#And you can try
00:39:33	#But I just cannot stand still #
00:39:36	#'Cause the world keeps
00:39:39	#And my heart's keepin' time
00:39:41	#I was lost till I heard the drums #
00:39:44	- # Then I found my way #
00:39:46	- # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
00:39:48	#Ever since this old world began #
00:39:50	#A woman found out if she shook it #
00:39:51	#She could shake up a man #
00:39:53	#And so I'm gonna
00:39:54	This throne is mine!
00:39:55	#The best that I can today #
00:39:57	#'Cause you can't stop #
00:39:59	Aah! Let me down!
00:40:00	#The motion of the ocean
00:40:01	#You can wonder if you wanna
00:40:04	#And if you try to hold me down #
00:40:06	#I'm gonna spit in your eye #
00:40:07	#And say #
00:40:09	#That you can't stop the beat #
00:40:15	They love you, Link.
00:40:21	Yeah?
00:40:22	Not for long.
00:40:24	Inez, come on!
00:40:28	Let's dance.
00:40:34	Little Miss Inez Stubbs!
00:40:36	Ladies and gentlemen.
00:40:37	Look at my baby go.
00:40:47	- Inez.
00:40:54	- Mm.
00:41:02	Oh! There you go!
00:41:03	Give her a hand, folks!
00:41:04	Little Miss Inez Stubbs!
00:41:06	Ladies and gentlemen.
00:41:12	#You can't stop a river
00:41:18	#You can try to stop
00:41:21	#But 'cha know it just can't be #
00:41:23	#And if they try to stop us, Seaweed #
00:41:26	#We'll call the N-double-A-C-P #
00:41:29	#'Cause the world keeps
00:41:32	#And my heart's keepin' time
00:41:35	#I was lost till I heard the drums #
00:41:37	#Then I found my way #
00:41:39	#'Cause you can't stop the beat #
00:41:41	#Ever since we first saw the light #
00:41:43	#A man and woman liked to shake it #
00:41:45	#On a Saturday night #
00:41:46	#And so I'm gonna
00:41:48	- # With all of my might #
00:41:49	#Today #
00:41:51	#'Cause you can't stop
00:41:53	#Or the rain from above #
00:41:55	#They can try to stop the paradise #
00:41:56	Hello?! Hello?!
00:41:57	#We're dreamin' of
00:41:59	#The rhythm of two hearts in love #
00:42:00	#To stay #
00:42:02	#'Cause you can't stop the beat #
00:42:03	Aah! Aah!
00:42:05	Ahh!
00:42:07	Amen.
00:42:08	I am now a checkerboard chick.
00:42:12	Penny!
00:42:13	No!
00:42:18	Aah!
00:42:20	Mommy.
00:42:24	Ow.
00:42:30	Live television: There's nothin' like it.
00:42:33	Penny!
00:42:42	And now, it's the moment
00:42:44	We have to wait till
00:42:46	As you know, we've kept the lines open up
00:42:48	And those lines have been
00:42:51	Never in the history of this pageant...
00:42:52	has there been such a surge of late voting.
00:42:56	Baltimore, you've picked a winner.
00:42:59	And the new Miss Hairspray is...
00:43:03	- Inez Stubbs!
00:43:04	Inez, you done it! You did it!
00:43:07	How about that?
00:43:09	Yes!
00:43:10	Come on over here, Little Inez.
00:43:12	Go, babe!
00:43:14	Oh! Inez!
00:43:15	Oh, my God!
00:43:16	Ohh!
00:43:18	That's my baby!
00:43:20	That's my baby girl!
00:43:27	But... She's...
00:43:29	she's not even a candidate.
00:43:30	She just got a tidal wave
00:43:33	But this is invalid.
00:43:35	Well, anyone who dances
00:43:37	Rule 30, paragraph 5, asterisk,
00:43:40	Well, this also makes you the lead dancer
00:43:45	Ladies and gentlemen,
00:43:47	is now and forever officially integrated!
00:43:53	Oh, oh! Oh!
00:43:59	All right. Yeah.
00:44:03	Interracial dancing has broken out
00:44:09	Just look at the crowd's reaction.
00:44:11	Back to you, Steve.
00:44:13	#I was lost till I heard the drums #
00:44:14	#Then I found my way #
00:44:17	#'Cause you can't stop the beat #
00:44:20	Amber, stop it!
00:44:25	I lost, Mom.
00:44:27	No, you did not lose.
00:44:29	You cannot have lost...
00:44:31	because I switched the damn tallies.
00:44:33	Smile, Miss Crabmeat.
00:44:34	You're on Candid Camera.
00:44:38	That was a good shot, don't you think?
00:44:40	Not bad.
00:44:43	Ha ha ha! What are you doing?
00:44:46	Get that away from me!
00:44:48	Go to commercial!
00:44:50	Go!
00:44:52	Velma!
00:45:00	Pack your desk.
00:45:02	You've tainted the name of Ultra Clutch.
00:45:04	Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:45:05	How can you taint a cancerous
00:45:09	You're fired!
00:45:10	I ca... I can't be fired.
00:45:12	Oh, yeah?
00:45:16	Last chance
00:45:18	Everyone is welcome!
00:45:20	Wilbur.
00:45:22	Do it now, or forever wish you had.
00:45:25	Really?
00:45:26	Show 'em, baby.
00:45:31	Nobody can dance like you.
00:45:41	#You can't stop my happiness #
00:45:43	#'Cause I like the way I am #
00:45:46	#And ya just can't stop
00:45:49	#When I see a Christmas ham #
00:45:52	#So if you don't like the way I look #
00:45:55	#Well, I just don't give a damn #
00:45:58	#'Cause the world keeps spinnin'
00:46:00	#And my heart's keepin' time
00:46:03	#I was lost till I heard the drums #
00:46:05	#Then I found my way #
00:46:08	#'Cause you can't stop the beat #
00:46:09	#Ever since this old world began #
00:46:11	#A woman found out if she shook it #
00:46:13	#She could shake up a man #
00:46:14	#And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it #
00:46:16	#The best that I can today #
00:46:19	#'Cause you can't stop #
00:46:20	#The motion of the ocean
00:46:23	#You can wonder if you wanna
00:46:26	#And if you try to hold me down #
00:46:27	#I'm gonna spit in your eye #
00:46:29	#And say #
00:46:30	#That you can't stop the beat #
00:46:42	Whoa!
00:47:02	Oh! I love you!
00:47:07	You did great!
00:47:09	Corny, do something.
00:47:11	The show is turning to gumbo.
00:47:14	Not a chance, Velma.
00:47:16	This is the future.
00:47:20	Maybelle, let's go.
00:47:22	This is your time.
00:47:29	Yeah.
00:47:31	All right, Miss buttercup.
00:47:32	It's time to wrap this mutha up.
00:47:34	#Oh, oh, oh #
00:47:35	- # You can't stop today #
00:47:37	#As it comes speedin' down the tracks #
00:47:40	#Ooh, child, yes #
00:47:41	#Child, yesterday is history #
00:47:43	Be gone!
00:47:44	#And it's never comin' back #
00:47:46	#Look ahead! #
00:47:47	#'Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day #
00:47:49	#And it don't know white from black #
00:47:51	Yeah!
00:47:53	#'Cause the world keeps
00:47:55	#And my heart's keepin'
00:47:58	#I was lost till I heard the drums #
00:48:00	#Then I found my way #
00:48:02	#'Cause you can't stop the beat #
00:48:04	#Ever since we first saw the light #
00:48:06	#A man and woman
00:48:08	#On a Saturday night #
00:48:09	#And so I'm gonna
00:48:11	#With all of my might #
00:48:12	#Today #
00:48:14	#'Cause you can't stop
00:48:16	#Or the rain from above #
00:48:17	#They can try to stop the paradise #
00:48:19	#We're dreamin' of #
00:48:20	#But you cannot stop #
00:48:21	#The rhythm of two hearts in love #
00:48:23	#To stay #
00:48:25	#'Cause you can't stop the beat #
00:48:27	#Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
00:48:30	#Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
00:48:32	#Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
00:48:35	#Ever since we first saw the sun #
00:48:37	#A man and woman liked to shake it
00:48:40	#And so we're gonna shake
00:48:42	#And have some fun today #
00:48:45	#'Cause you can't stop #
00:48:46	#The motion of the ocean
00:48:49	#They can try to stop the
00:48:51	#But you'll never stop the rhythm #
00:48:53	#Of two hearts in love to stay #
00:48:56	#'Cause you can't stop the beat #
00:48:57	#You can't stop the beat #
00:48:59	#You can't stop the beat #
00:49:00	#You can't stop the beat #
00:49:02	#You can't stop the beat #
00:49:27	#Ooh, ooh #
00:49:33	#Hey, old friend, let's look back #
00:49:35	#On the crazy clothes we wore #
00:49:39	#Ain't it fun to look back #
00:49:41	#To see it's all been done before #
00:49:45	#All those nights together #
00:49:47	#Are a special memory #
00:49:50	#And I can't wait for tomorrow #
00:49:53	#Just as long as you're
00:49:56	#'Cause it's so clear, every year #
00:49:59	#We get stronger #
00:50:01	#Stronger #
00:50:02	#'Cause what's gone is gone,
00:50:05	#Turn the radio up #
00:50:06	#And then hit the gas #
00:50:08	#'Cause I know we've come so far #
00:50:11	#But we've got so far to go #
00:50:14	#I know the road seems long #
00:50:16	#But it won't be long
00:50:19	#So, most days, we'll take it fast #
00:50:22	#And some nights, we'll take it slow #
00:50:26	#I know we've come so far #
00:50:28	#But, baby, baby,
00:50:34	#Oh, yeah #
00:50:36	#Baby #
00:50:37	#Hey, old friend, together #
00:50:39	#Side by side and year by year #
00:50:43	#The road was filled
00:50:45	#Oh, but that's the road
00:50:48	#Let's move past the bad times #
00:50:51	#But before those memories fade #
00:50:55	#Let's forgive but not forget #
00:50:57	#And learn from all
00:51:00	#'Cause it's so clear, every year #
00:51:03	#We get stronger #
00:51:05	#Stronger #
00:51:06	#So don't give up and don't say when #
00:51:09	#And just get back
00:51:11	#'Cause I know we've come so far #
00:51:14	#But we've got so far to go #
00:51:18	#I know the road seems long #
00:51:20	#But it won't be long
00:51:23	#So, most days, we'll take it fast #
00:51:26	#And some nights, we'll take it slow #
00:51:30	#I know we've come so far #
00:51:32	#But, baby, baby,
00:51:37	#Oh, yeah #
00:51:38	#Baby #
00:51:39	#Uh, uh, uh, uh #
00:51:41	#Hey, old friend, come
00:51:44	#There's plenty of room so jump inside #
00:51:46	#The highway's bumpy
00:51:49	#But it's so much better
00:51:52	#Just keep moving at your own speed #
00:51:55	#Your heart is all the compass
00:51:58	#Let's keep cruisin' the road we're on #
00:52:01	#'Cause the rearview mirror
00:52:03	#Gone, gone, gone #
00:52:06	#Yeah, yeah, yeah #
00:52:09	#Got so far to go #
00:52:11	#Ohh #
00:52:13	#Ohh #
00:52:16	#'Cause it's so clear, every year #
00:52:18	#We get stronger #
00:52:20	#Stronger #
00:52:21	#So shine that light #
00:52:23	#Take my hand #
00:52:25	#And let's dance
00:52:27	#'Cause I know we've come so far #
00:52:30	#But we've got so far to go #
00:52:34	#I know the road seems long #
00:52:36	#But it won't be long
00:52:38	#So, most days, we'll take it fast #
00:52:41	#But some nights, we'll take it slow #
00:52:45	#I know we've come so far #
00:52:47	#But, baby, baby,
00:52:52	#Oh, oh, oh, oh #
00:52:54	#Yeah, yeah #
00:52:56	#Welcome to the sixties #
00:52:58	Stop!
00:52:59	#Stop telling me what to do #
00:53:02	Don't!
00:53:04	#Don't treat me like a child of two #
00:53:07	No!
00:53:08	#I know that you want what's best #
00:53:12	Please!
00:53:13	#But, Mother, please #
00:53:15	#Give it a rest! #
00:53:21	#Stop! Don't! No! Please! #
00:53:24	#Stop! Don't! No! Please! #
00:53:28	#Stop! Don't! No! Please! #
00:53:31	#Mama, I'm a big girl now #
00:53:34	#Once upon a time
00:53:37	#You never let me do
00:53:41	#But lose that laundry list
00:53:44	#'Cause, Mama,
00:53:48	#Once upon a time
00:53:51	#But now I'd rather play around
00:53:54	#So, if I get a hickey,
00:53:58	#'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
00:54:01	#Ma, I gotta tell you
00:54:04	#I get my best dancing lessons
00:54:08	#You're the one who taught me
00:54:11	#Because you shout non-stop
00:54:15	#Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #
00:54:17	#Once I used to fidget
00:54:20	#But now I'm just like Gidget
00:54:23	#So say, arrivederci! #
00:54:25	#Toodle-Ioo! #
00:54:26	#And ciao! #
00:54:27	#'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
00:54:30	#Ohh, stop! Don't! No! Please! #
00:54:34	#Stop! Don't! No! Please! #
00:54:37	#Stop! Don't! No! Please! #
00:54:40	#Mama, I'm a big girl now #
00:54:42	#Hey, Mama, say, Mama #
00:54:44	#Once upon a time
00:54:47	#Could barely walk and talk
00:54:50	#But let me hit that stage,
00:54:54	#'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
00:54:56	#Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #
00:54:58	#Once upon a time
00:55:01	#But now that I'm a woman,
00:55:04	#And I don't need a Barbie doll
00:55:08	#'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
00:55:10	#Ooh, ooh, ah #
00:55:11	#Ma, you always taught me
00:55:14	#And now I just wanna give it a try #
00:55:18	#Mama, I've been in the nest
00:55:21	#So please give a push
00:55:25	#Watch me fly #
00:55:27	Show off.
00:55:29	#Someday I will meet
00:55:32	#And we will have some kids
00:55:35	#But let me be a star
00:55:38	#'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
00:55:40	#Whoa-oh-oh #
00:55:42	#Mama, I'm a big girl now #
00:55:44	#Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! #
00:55:45	#Mama, I'm a big girl #
00:55:48	Ooh, such a big, big girl!
00:55:51	#I'm a big girl now #
00:55:54	#Whoa-oh-oh, whoaaaa! #
00:55:58	#Whoa-oh-oh, whoaaaa! #
00:56:01	#Please, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
00:56:07	#They came from way
00:56:10	#She's hard to miss
00:56:14	#She's got cooties! #
00:56:16	#They've found a place to nest #
00:56:17	#She's got cooties #
00:56:18	#Cooties #
00:56:19	#If I were her, I'd be depressed #
00:56:21	#Long tailed, sharp nailed #
00:56:23	#Fuzzy legs, laying eggs #
00:56:25	#Oh, no, ew! #
00:56:29	#In science class she's like
00:56:32	#Her pet skunk ran away
00:56:35	#She's got cooties #
00:56:37	#Nobody wants to sit by her #
00:56:39	#No, don't need a coat
00:56:43	#Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot #
00:56:45	#Glad I got my cootie shot! #
00:56:49	#Come on, boys,
00:56:51	#Uh-uh-uh-uh,
00:56:53	#Cootie, cootie #
00:56:54	#Come on, boys #
00:56:57	#Cootie, cootie #
00:56:58	#Uh-uh-uh-uh,
00:57:00	#Cootie, cootie #
00:57:02	#Come on, boys #
00:57:03	#Whoa, no, no, no #
00:57:05	#She's got cooties #
00:57:07	#She's just as friendly as can be #
00:57:09	#She's got cooties #
00:57:10	#She shows them cootie hospitality #
00:57:12	#She's got cooties #
00:57:13	#She's like a living Twilight Zone #
00:57:16	#She's got cooties #
00:57:17	#Can you get Rod Serling on the phone? #
00:57:19	#Black, white, red, green #
00:57:22	#Every color in between #
00:57:24	#Dresses like a circus clown #
00:57:25	#Somebody oughta hose her down #
00:57:27	#Grew up in a cootie zoo #
00:57:29	#I bet her two-ton
00:57:33	#She... she... she's coming! #
00:57:35	#She's got cooties #
00:57:36	#Somebody oughta hose her down #
00:57:38	#She's got cooties #
00:57:40	#Oh, yeah #
00:57:42	#She's got cooties #
00:57:43	#Somebody oughta hose her down #
00:57:46	#She's got cooties #
00:57:47	#Yeah, yeah #
00:57:49	#She's got cooties #
00:57:50	#She's just as friendly as can be #
00:57:52	#She's got cooties #
00:57:54	#She shows them cootie hospitality #
00:57:56	#She's got cooties #
00:57:58	#This girly surely catch your eye #
00:58:00	#She's got cooties #
00:58:01	#She surely likes to
00:58:05	#Come on, boys #
00:58:07	#Let's jam #
00:58:08	#Let's hear it for Mama #
00:58:09	#Come on, boys, let's jam #
00:58:12	#Let's hear it for Mama #
00:58:13	#Come on, boys, let's jam #
00:58:16	#Let's hear it for Mama #
00:58:17	#Come on, boys, let's jam #
00:58:19	#Let's hear it for Mama #
00:58:20	#Black, white, red, green #
00:58:22	#Every color in between #
00:58:24	#Dresses like a circus clown #
00:58:26	#Somebody oughta hose her down #
00:58:28	#Grew up in a cootie zoo #
00:58:29	#I bet her two-ton Mama's got 'em, too! #

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