Half Baked

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00:00:22 - Wait, one
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00:00:35 Hey. What's up, everybody ?
00:00:38 l'm Thurgood Jenkins.
00:00:40 but l can trace the entire path
00:00:46 My last clear memory, really.
00:00:47 You see, it was the summer
00:00:50 lt was me, Brian, Kenny,
00:00:53 and of course
00:00:56 Oh, hold on. Wait a minute.
00:01:00 l don't even know nobody named
00:01:07 - Why don't you
00:01:17 l don't remember graduatin'.
00:01:22 - But, man, l will never forget
00:01:27 that sweet, sweet chiva.
00:01:29 - Feel anything ?
00:01:34 - This stuff
00:01:37 Come on. Let's get some candy
00:01:56 l've heard people say
00:02:01 Not me. Oh, not us.
00:02:04 We were really, really high.
00:02:07 We was toe up !
00:02:18 - Do you guys feel different ?
00:02:21 How 'bout you, Scarface ?
00:02:26 How you doin', Kenny ? Kenny ?
00:02:31 l haven't been so thirsty
00:02:35 Do you guys hear that ?
00:02:36 Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head.
00:02:42 We look at that
00:02:48 - Oh, Lord, we was hooked !
00:02:53 So, now we all live together
00:02:55 l myself am a master
00:02:59 or a janitor if you want
00:03:02 Anyway, l work at this lab,
00:03:06 - They do pharmaceutical testing
00:03:09 and big corporations and--
00:03:11 And l am
00:03:17 This job... sucks.
00:03:23 Abba-Zabba,
00:03:25 you my only friend.
00:03:27 Ah, it could be worse.
00:03:31 - Heifer with cheese.
00:03:35 Turn around and ask me
00:03:38 Why you gotta make me feel inferior
00:03:42 - Scarface is kind
00:03:46 Kenny is probably doin'
00:03:49 He's a kindergarten teacher
00:03:52 which l know might scare a lot
00:03:56 But let me tell you, man,
00:04:01 - Thank you.
00:04:04 -
00:04:08 - Brian works
00:04:11 - He gets to talk about music all day.
00:04:15 Perfect job for a stoner.
00:04:17 Lady, you want seven bucks
00:04:22 - l'll give you five.
00:04:27 All right,
00:04:31 Jan, stop it, man.
00:04:34 -
00:04:38 l mean, they might call it the city that
00:04:41 - lt takes a lot of fuckin' weed naps.
00:04:46 You can get the stuff at little
00:04:50 Say it with me:
00:04:53 Yes, very good.
00:04:55 - These places always have
00:04:59 - Hey-Hey.
00:05:01 - Let me get four dime bags.
00:05:10 Jose, you crazy, man. He's crazy.
00:05:15 See, the problem with bodegas
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00:05:21 Hey, fellas. Y'all know me.
00:05:24 Hey, black ass. Why you
00:05:29 lt was a little degrading.
00:05:31 lf you desperate, you can get it from
00:05:35 but their stuff ain't even weed
00:05:38 l don't fall
00:05:43 Then there's a delivery service run
00:05:47 Now, when you can afford it,
00:05:49 l mean, you can get anything
00:05:52 Now, l don't do drugs, though.
00:05:55 -
00:05:57 See, all you have to do is call
00:06:00 you got a delivery guy
00:06:03 -
00:06:08 Hi, you called about your plumbing ?
00:06:11 - Secret code.
00:06:16 - You want highs, mediums or lows ?
00:06:20 l say they got a piney taste, almost
00:06:25 - Yeah.
00:06:26 - l see those.
00:06:30 What, did you go
00:06:33 All right.
00:06:38 - Been a pleasure.
00:06:40 - Tell Samson l said hello, would ya ?
00:06:43 Now, everybody has
00:06:47 - Dope has arrived, fellas.
00:06:50 - Break out Billy Bong Thornton.
00:06:53 Whoo !
00:07:06 All right.
00:07:09 Shoes off.
00:07:13 Oh, Brian,
00:07:15 For real, amigo.
00:07:18 -
00:07:21 Gentlemen,
00:07:26 -
00:07:32 Fire in the hole.
00:07:34 We found it on the corner
00:07:37 - Bip
00:07:41 - Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm--
00:07:48 Th-That's good
00:07:50 - Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo ?
00:07:53 l guess that'd be me.
00:07:58 What do you guys want ?
00:08:01 Get some...
00:08:03 sour cream and onion chips...
00:08:07 with some dip, man.
00:08:09 Some beef jerky.
00:08:11 Get some Haagen Dazs
00:08:15 Make sure chocolate.
00:08:17 Some popcorn. Bread. Popcorn.
00:08:20 Graham crackers with the marshmallows,
00:08:22 And little chocolate bars.
00:08:25 Yeah, that's what
00:08:28 Also celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch
00:08:32 Pizzas.
00:08:36 Everything on 'em.
00:08:40 And... Funyuns.
00:08:44 Yeah.
00:08:47 - That's it ?
00:08:50 - Anything else ?
00:08:52 Get me a box of condoms,
00:08:57 We used to eat it all the time
00:08:59 - Pussy. That's right.
00:09:02 - Thanks, man.
00:09:06 lf l'm not back in ten minutes,
00:09:17 lf he ain't back
00:09:19 we callin' Domino's.
00:09:23 - l'm hungry, man.
00:09:36 -
00:09:38 - You hungry ?
00:09:42 -
00:09:46 See the trouble
00:09:51 You're hungry,
00:09:56 You like popcorn.
00:09:59 lt makes your teeth go
00:10:03 This is Buster Phillips, and coming
00:10:07 ''Samson Gets Me Lifted,'' by my
00:10:12 Ha !
00:10:17 This guy is weed crazy.
00:10:21 - What do you want, Master ?
00:10:28 l wanna talk to Samson
00:10:30 Fly me to the moon like
00:10:33 'Cause it's hard bein'
00:10:35 Sometimes l wanna throw it
00:10:38 -
00:10:41 - He got the same dealer as us.
00:10:44 - Samson.
00:10:49 Everybody knows in my neighborhood
00:10:53 Samson's shit is blessed
00:10:56 That's where
00:11:00 Think about this shit
00:11:02 - l'm all out.
00:11:05 l'm all out of food.
00:11:08 Gee, you must've been
00:11:12 -
00:11:20 l need
00:11:25 l repeat:
00:11:28 What the hell
00:11:30 l just gave him some candy
00:11:33 and some pink popcorn
00:11:44 Don't you leave me.
00:11:47 - Breathe.
00:11:57 - Why ?
00:12:03 - You're under arrest.
00:12:05 - You dumb son of a bitch !
00:12:09 l'm a-- l'm a peaceful man.
00:12:12 - l'm a schoolteacher !
00:12:16 Cop killer ?
00:12:18 - l love horses.
00:12:21 - l love buttered stuff.
00:12:23 - Say it.
00:12:25 - Cup. Cup.
00:12:37 Why must you rage ?
00:12:40 Bail is set at one million
00:12:46 And may God have mercy
00:12:49 - Court is adjourned.
00:13:06 - My weed's wearing off.
00:13:15 - Guess who ?
00:13:18 -
00:13:21 - Hey, nigger, what time is it ?
00:13:23 Kenny didn't come home last night.
00:13:27 - Word, yo.
00:13:31 Did he just move ?
00:13:40 He didn't leave
00:13:42 Sincerely,
00:13:48 Come on, guys. We gotta get Kenny
00:13:55 Hey, Kenny. How they
00:13:58 Let's just say l'm not gettin'
00:14:04 l was up all night
00:14:08 - Hi, there, Fish.
00:14:12 l think they're mistakin'
00:14:17 Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you
00:14:22 All we gotta do is raise ten percent
00:14:25 - Which, by our calculations--
00:14:29 Hey !
00:14:31 Sorry, man. l'm sorry.
00:14:34 All my life,
00:14:36 l never screwed up.
00:14:40 l didn't know it was a diabetic.
00:14:44 Kenny, stop crying.
00:14:48 Come on. Don't let them
00:14:50 - Come on, man. Show me your mean face.
00:14:53 Yes, show me
00:14:57 -
00:15:00 l mean, work on it a little bit,
00:15:03 -
00:15:08 l don't know.
00:15:16 Come on, man. lt's gotta be
00:15:19 But-But-- But we'll get you out,
00:15:22 - Yeah, you're out. You're out of here.
00:15:29 - Time's up, number nine.
00:15:37 l love you guys.
00:15:39 Have fun, Ken.
00:15:41 Weed out there, yo.
00:15:46 They gonna kill
00:15:48 Hey, lady.
00:15:53 - Yes.
00:15:55 l'm a scholar.
00:15:58 - People like me.
00:16:02 - Bye.
00:16:05 - l'm leaving.
00:16:09 Follow me.
00:16:15 - Mary Jane.
00:16:18 Yes. So what's up
00:16:21 - ls that your work uniform ?
00:16:25 Tomorrow l'll be a cowboy,
00:16:28 Every day of the week, l dress up
00:16:31 lt's a thing l'm into.
00:16:34 Nah, l'm a custodian.
00:16:38 - Possession of narcotics.
00:16:41 - My father's a drug dealer.
00:16:45 - lt ruined his life.
00:16:49 l don't do drugs.
00:16:52 They're bad for your body.
00:16:55 Thurgood. Come on, man.
00:16:58 Get on the train.
00:17:01 -
00:17:04 - What are you doing, man ?
00:17:08 ls that Prell ?
00:17:10 Yeah. That's what
00:17:14 Hey, guys. Meet Mary Jane.
00:17:18 That's what he's sayin'.
00:17:20 No, no.
00:17:24 Meet her. Say hello to her.
00:17:28 - Oh, my fault. What's up ?
00:17:30 - All right.
00:17:33 Listen, do you guys need a ride ?
00:17:37 - You don't have to take the subway.
00:17:41 - No, my grandmother died
00:17:46 Well, that's all the more
00:17:49 Ah ! What l'm talkin' about.
00:17:54 You know, l think what they're tryin'
00:17:59 Great.
00:18:01 - What the hell's wrong with y'all ?
00:18:04 - Mary Jane ! What is that about, man ?
00:18:13 - Hey, thanks for this ride.
00:18:17 Guys, shut up about the weed
00:18:22 Yeah, it's bad enough
00:18:24 Custodian, dick.
00:18:29 - Hey !
00:18:34 lt's really real
00:18:37 lt's really real
00:18:39 Said they're lookin'
00:18:42 - Step on up if you think
00:18:44 l know what you look like
00:18:47 Let me check the brain
00:18:50 - Yeah
00:18:52 -
00:18:54 Could you drop me
00:18:57 l could feel
00:19:00 l had to make my move
00:19:02 l'm real bad at this, but you think
00:19:07 maybe go out for some ice cream
00:19:12 - Motherfucker said, ''ice cream'' !
00:19:15 - Damn.
00:19:18 - All the boys in the car
00:19:22 - l'm talkin' to you.
00:19:24 - Thanks for the ride.
00:19:28 - l knew it !
00:19:30 l knew it.
00:19:33 You know, l might've came on too strong
00:19:37 Let me just give you my number.
00:19:40 - Okay.
00:19:42 Now, don't call too late, 'cause you
00:19:45 Joking !
00:19:48 Here you go.
00:19:51 - Maybe.
00:19:55 lt's that ''no'' thing that gets me.
00:19:58 - Bye.
00:20:05 Dr. Kablecki,
00:20:08 Dr. Kablecki.
00:20:10 Janitor ? Janitor ?
00:20:13 Aaah !
00:20:15 Sorry about that.
00:20:17 Could you, uh-- l know this
00:20:20 but would you be a dear and run
00:20:25 - lt's on the second floor.
00:20:27 Yes. But make sure you bring
00:20:31 l need it A.S.A.P.
00:20:33 Got ya. l know this
00:20:38 l'll be right back.
00:20:45 No.
00:20:47 No. l smell weed, man.
00:20:51 Hey. Here you go.
00:20:56 - This all you need ?
00:21:00 - Just a sec.
00:21:02 Damn.
00:21:05 Either someone's having a party, or
00:21:09 -
00:21:12 One pound of marijuana,
00:21:20 l-- l sign for this,
00:21:23 And l take it ?
00:21:36 Thank you.
00:21:50 Look, here's-- here's a little
00:21:56 - Thank you. Thank you.
00:22:00 Let's not tell anyone
00:22:03 Sure. Shh.
00:22:07 Hey, why didn't you tell me
00:22:10 - We could've been hangin' out
00:22:13 The Food and Drug Administration are
00:22:18 if any, are the medicinal purposes
00:22:22 Mmm. Wow.
00:22:25 lf you ever need
00:22:27 My grandfather was
00:22:30 Oh, really ?
00:22:32 Anyway, thank you,
00:22:36 Thank you, scientist.
00:22:46 Hey, fellas.
00:22:49 - What's up ?
00:22:51 Bummin', thinkin' about Kenny.
00:22:56 l got some weed at work today,
00:23:00 Nah, yo. We don't feel like
00:23:02 Me neither. Me neither.
00:23:16 - So, y'all want to smoke ?
00:23:18 - That's what l'm talkin' about.
00:23:21 No Billy Bong Thornton
00:23:23 That would not be right, man.
00:23:33 Man, they got whole bunch
00:23:36 One of those scientists
00:23:39 Ain't tried the shit out yet,
00:23:43 - All right.
00:23:46 l'll do the honors.
00:23:48 - Excuse me.
00:24:05 Yo, this shit
00:24:07 My man ain't coughed like
00:24:16 You sure l should
00:24:22 Oh, yeah. That shit made
00:24:25 Oh, man.
00:24:29 Pass it this way.
00:24:33 Oh-- hold it.
00:24:35 The Guy gotta taste this.
00:24:38 - Yeah.
00:24:40 Hey, man. Sorry to wake you,
00:24:56 l'm takin' it slow, man.
00:25:00 Hey, who's
00:25:02 We should make
00:25:05 For real. l don't know about y'all,
00:25:10 Real, B, right ?
00:25:12 lt's like
00:25:15 l'm glued to the floor.
00:25:36 You guys feel
00:25:39 Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:43 - Wanna go outside ?
00:25:59 l don't need to
00:26:02 the shiz-nittle-bam
00:26:07 - Look !
00:26:10 Hey, you guys.
00:26:12 Let's go check in
00:26:22 You're not a fish.
00:26:30 Where did that come from ?
00:26:33 We've really gotta get
00:26:36 You walk around
00:26:42 Did l say ''homo'' ?
00:26:46 Thurgood !
00:26:53 l got it ! l know how
00:26:56 - How ?
00:26:59 We'll sell weed.
00:27:01 Man, you can't up
00:27:04 You gotta know people to plug you
00:27:06 - l do !
00:27:08 - You, yo.
00:27:11 What, you think l can just walk in
00:27:14 l gotta-- l gotta get
00:27:16 Well, how hard can it be, man ?
00:27:21 l mean,
00:27:25 What the fuck
00:27:27 Look, l'm not stealin' weed.
00:27:32 We are three
00:27:36 - Bully, man.
00:27:38 There has got to be a legitimate way
00:27:42 We just gotta think.
00:27:52 Hmm.
00:27:54 Mm-hmm.
00:28:01 Wait. Wait.
00:28:04 Why don't we sell that shit
00:28:08 - Yeah.
00:28:11 - For real, B ?
00:28:16 lt won't take us
00:28:20 - Too risky, man.
00:28:23 - What other choice do we have, right ?
00:28:26 Okay, fine. Fine.
00:28:28 - Yeah.
00:28:33 We're not drug dealers.
00:28:36 - Of course, B.
00:28:39 Okay.
00:28:42 Scarface, lay it
00:28:45 Check it out, yo.
00:28:51 - Hey, good night, Mike.
00:28:54 Good night.
00:28:57 All l had to do was get forms from that
00:29:02 forge one of the forms and put
00:29:06 - Thank you.
00:29:09 and bought bikes
00:29:12 then stapled samples of our weed
00:29:17 Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy
00:29:22 Hey, uh, you guys believe
00:29:25 Man, give me
00:29:31 Well, l can't.
00:29:33 lf l did that, then l'd have
00:29:36 and l won't get
00:29:38 - Do you know who you're dealing with ?
00:29:42 He's my bitch. Anybody gonna
00:29:46 You got a problem with that ?
00:29:52 Watch your back, Fish, 'cause
00:29:57 'Cause next time l come for you,
00:30:03 Take it.
00:30:08 l'm somebody's bitch.
00:30:15 You guys gotta do something.
00:30:19 and everyone here
00:30:21 And then the Squirrel Master came out
00:30:25 - Help !
00:30:29 - What is it ?
00:30:34 - We gonna sell weed, yo.
00:30:37 - All right, man.
00:30:41 No more window love.
00:30:44 We figured the best way to
00:30:47 And hit the streets we did.
00:30:50 - Mary Jane
00:30:53 - Y'all don't know about Mary Jane
00:30:58 So listen to what they say
00:31:02 Mary very, very necessary
00:31:05 To the mortuary, One kiss from
00:31:09 -
00:31:13 Smoke that
00:31:15 Mr. Nice Guy has arrived, baby.
00:31:19 - All right.
00:31:23 - Oh, yes.
00:31:27 Look at all these people !
00:31:29 All right, guys. Be quick.
00:31:33 - Let's go, man.
00:31:36 Mary likes to spread her love
00:31:38 And turn my head around
00:31:41 l'm in love with Mary Jane
00:31:43 She is my main thing
00:31:49 - She make my heart sing
00:31:52 - Good. l'm all out of cards, B.
00:31:55 That would make three of us.
00:31:58 All right.
00:32:01 l just hope they smoke it.
00:32:06 - lf you love me, Mary Jane
00:32:09 We're talkin' about Mary Jane
00:32:11 How y'all feel about Mary Jane
00:32:13 - Mary Jane
00:32:17 - We're talkin' about Mary Jane
00:32:22 - Y'all don't know about Mary Jane
00:32:25 She make my heart sing
00:32:34 - This is so--
00:32:37 - Hold on. Hold on.
00:32:42 - Mr. Nice Guy.
00:32:46 Um, is Thurgood around ?
00:32:49 - Speaking.
00:32:53 Do you remember ? l gave you
00:32:56 Well, could you be
00:32:58 l get so many rides home
00:33:02 Oh.
00:33:04 What happened ? l didn't think
00:33:07 Well, l wasn't, but then l decided
00:33:12 See, that was a joke.
00:33:14 - A little joke.
00:33:16 So, you wanna
00:33:19 Okay. Sure. When ?
00:33:23 How 'bout right now ? Just meet me
00:33:27 Okay. Can you give me
00:33:31 - Yeah, half an hour's cool.
00:33:33 - All right. Okay.
00:33:36 - Bye.
00:33:47 l've got a date with Mary Jane !
00:33:50 - Word, yo ?
00:33:52 - All right, man.
00:33:56 The date couldn't
00:33:59 l was flat broke.
00:34:01 All my money was tied up
00:34:04 l only had eight bucks.
00:34:09 - Hey.
00:34:12 - You look great. You look wonderful.
00:34:15 You know what ? l was thinkin'
00:34:18 wanna go for a walk ?
00:34:20 Yeah, sure.
00:34:24 Good. Good. Let's.
00:34:26 So far, so good.
00:34:28 Three hours and 14 miles later,
00:34:33 Damn, l was good !
00:34:35 - And then it happened.
00:34:39 - Hey, you wanna
00:34:43 - Hey, what luck.
00:34:46 - Hey, what can l get you ?
00:34:51 - Sauerkraut's 50 cents extra.
00:34:54 l've not had a hot dog
00:34:57 - Come on. Let's get out of here.
00:35:00 - You son of a bitch !
00:35:03 - Anything for you, sir ?
00:35:08 - Greedy bastard !
00:35:11 l know a really
00:35:14 Great. Let's hoof it.
00:35:16 Um, do you mind if we take
00:35:21 Sure.
00:35:31 You should be happy
00:35:33 - You should be kissing my ass.
00:35:36 Best ice cream in town.
00:35:38 - Spare change for some food ?
00:35:41 - Don't mind if l do.
00:35:46 No, thank you.
00:35:50 - Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
00:35:55 But... he deserves
00:35:59 Drug dealers belong
00:36:02 Yeah. Yeah, wow.
00:36:05 Yeah. Um, how long
00:36:08 - Four years next month.
00:36:11 - And what exactly was he sellin' ?
00:36:15 Four years
00:36:18 Just ? No, no, no, no.
00:36:21 Marijuana is terrible.
00:36:24 l mean, everybody knows
00:36:26 Yeah, mostly junk food.
00:36:30 You don't smoke weed, do you ?
00:36:34 Come on, Mary Jane.
00:36:36 l mean, do l look like somebody
00:36:41 So you swear you don't ?
00:36:43 Yeah, sure.
00:36:45 Okay, well, swear on this banana split
00:36:50 What ? Oh, my God.
00:36:53 Do you swear ?
00:36:57 Yes, Mary Jane. l swear.
00:37:03 That's good.
00:37:07 That's real good.
00:37:09 l got some booty. l got some booty.
00:37:13 lt was really good too.
00:37:15 Ooh, she was a giver,
00:37:18 She held me in her arms, and it was
00:37:23 - l was hooked on Mary Jane.
00:37:27 The next mornin' the phones blew up like
00:37:31 Everybody in New York was callin'
00:37:35 We met all kinds of customers,
00:37:38 He's what we call
00:37:40 'cause he thinks marijuana
00:37:44 - Mi casa es su casa.
00:37:47 - You're Scarface, right ?
00:37:49 l love Al Pacino, man.
00:37:51 - Did you ever see Scent of a Woman ?
00:37:56 Did you ever see
00:38:01 That's the way to see it, man !
00:38:07 - Sixty bucks, yo.
00:38:11 l got it. l got it.
00:38:15 - Did you ever see
00:38:20 Did you ever see the back
00:38:24 Oh, there's some weird shit
00:38:27 There's a dude sittin' in the bushes.
00:38:29 l don't know, man.
00:38:31 Red team go. Red team go.
00:38:34 - Just some weird shit, man.
00:38:37 - Take your shit.
00:38:40 Hey, yo, wait ! Dude, l'm gonna
00:38:43 lt's really trippy.
00:38:48 A scavenger smoker is
00:38:51 But as soon as you smoke it,
00:38:54 - Damn !
00:38:57 What's up, dogs ? Scoot over.
00:38:59 - What y'all doin'?
00:39:01 - Nothin'?
00:39:03 What's the matter ?
00:39:06 All right, man.
00:39:10 Always come around.
00:39:18 Can't even smoke weed
00:39:22 l ain't even into the
00:39:25 You know we sell this ?
00:39:28 lt's too bad, man.
00:39:37 l'm gonna get up out of here.
00:39:41 - Yeah. Look at that shit.
00:39:44 Then there's the ''You
00:39:46 They love talkin' about the old days,
00:39:50 Hell, back in the '60s, we used to
00:39:53 Cops didn't say nothin'.
00:39:57 - Mm.
00:39:59 lt was the thing to do
00:40:01 - Can you dig ?
00:40:04 l feel it. Man, you're cool
00:40:09 l hate to do it, but l gotta
00:40:13 - Sixty bucks ?
00:40:15 Man, l remember when a dime bag
00:40:21 - You know how much condoms
00:40:25 l don't know.
00:40:28 We call this kid
00:40:31 He spends all
00:40:33 Thanks, little buddy.
00:40:36 Now, in the next room, his father,
00:40:40 is tokin' up, trying to figure
00:40:44 lsn't that ironic ?
00:40:48 'Course across town, the kid's Nana's
00:40:51 And it's good
00:40:55 - We made over 20 grand
00:40:58 And because we were stealin' the weed,
00:41:02 But if we were gonna save Kenny,
00:41:06 Scarface quit his job.
00:41:09 Still waiting
00:41:14 Fuck you. Fuck you.
00:41:16 Fuck you. You're cool.
00:41:20 And fuck you. l'm out !
00:41:24 Brian was gonna quit,
00:41:37 Don't worry. Don't worry.
00:41:42 l'm not gonna do what
00:41:46 Flip out, man !
00:41:49 All l wanna know is:
00:41:57 Who's comin', man ?
00:42:01 Huh ? Who's comin' with me, man ?
00:42:06 - l will.
00:42:10 Thank you, Jan. Yeah.
00:42:16 That's what
00:42:19 Bully, man. Yeah.
00:42:28 Jan, will you be
00:42:32 l would... but l'm gay,
00:42:36 - Ohh.
00:42:38 What's that like ?
00:42:40 -
00:42:43 We had to hire that girl Jan
00:42:46 - But it actually worked out.
00:42:48 She was more organized than we were,
00:42:52 All right, then.
00:42:54 Mr. Nice Guy
00:42:57 We got customers
00:43:01 - We even stole a few from Samson.
00:43:03 Come on in, man.
00:43:07 Thanks, baby.
00:43:09 Get on. Beat it.
00:43:12 Ha ! Sir Smoka Lot.
00:43:15 - What can l get you today, Smoka Lot ?
00:43:18 Um, let me get a pound
00:43:21 Damn. Yes ! Somethin' told me
00:43:24 Aw, shit. Pound
00:43:29 - Don't get no better than that.
00:43:32 That's gonna be
00:43:35 Let's see what l got here.
00:43:40 Come on, man. Hang out
00:43:43 l got weed. l got my bong out.
00:43:45 For you, man,
00:43:49 But then l gotta be--
00:43:52 l understand.
00:43:55 And Smoka Lot opened up to me like l
00:44:00 - He told me about his lawyer.
00:44:05 - His spirituality.
00:44:09 - His bad back.
00:44:12 - His love life.
00:44:16 -l mean, talk about a guy with problems.
00:44:19 - l can't take it no more.
00:44:23 - Somebody ?
00:44:27 Greeneyes gonna miss ya.
00:44:29 - And guess what else ?
00:44:33 l got more booty !
00:44:36 l don't mean
00:44:39 lt's just that, you know,
00:44:41 When l was with her,
00:44:44 - Didn't have to.
00:44:47 - She was all the Mary Jane l needed.
00:44:53 l never needed anyone
00:44:57 Makin' love
00:45:01 Those days are gone
00:45:26 What did l tell you, Nate ?
00:45:31 Come on. Come on, Nate.
00:45:34 -
00:45:37 - Wash off your han--
00:45:41 - But we were makin' money.
00:45:44 - What's up, man ?
00:45:47 - What's up, yo ?
00:45:49 Hey, guys. Why is there a dog
00:45:53 - 'Cause l bought a dog, B.
00:45:57 - For how much ?
00:46:00 lncluding the house,
00:46:03 You spent $250
00:46:06 And a dog house, yo.
00:46:09 For $400, l got Jerry Garcia
00:46:14 - Who the hell told you that ?
00:46:19 And what he's supposed to be ?
00:46:21 No. Actually,
00:46:25 Why the hell
00:46:30 - We're fund-raisers.
00:46:35 - How much did that cost, man ?
00:46:37 You know, obviously you missed
00:46:41 - Come on, guys. Return this shit.
00:46:44 - Why am l tellin' Mary Jane
00:46:48 No, because we don't
00:46:51 The money we do have
00:46:54 lt's for saving Kenny's
00:46:58 lf you guys spend one more dime,
00:47:04 Gimme that.
00:47:08 Sorry for yelling.
00:47:12 We gotta start
00:47:16 All right ? Let's be sharp.
00:47:22 l know, all right.
00:47:24 Somebody gotta do somethin'
00:47:27 Mmm. Come here, doggie.
00:47:29 - Hey, little fella. Smell it ?
00:47:32 Hey ! Smell it.
00:47:37 - Good boy.
00:47:39 - He likes it.
00:47:42 - Of course he loves it.
00:47:46 - Now you're one of us.
00:47:51 - Get it, Killer.
00:47:54 - He likes it, yo.
00:48:00 - Good for you, man.
00:48:04 - Nothin', man.
00:48:16 This weed is fantastic !
00:48:23 We kept pluggin' away
00:48:25 and we kept meetin' different kinds
00:48:29 - She's an ''l'm Only Creative
00:48:31 She believes weed, and only weed,
00:48:37 - Would you like to hear
00:48:40 You really should.
00:48:44 l have killed.
00:48:48 l have killed part of myself.
00:48:53 l must seek Buddha.
00:48:58 You must seek therapy. That's what
00:49:03 The MacGyver smoker
00:49:07 especially when it comes
00:49:10 Hey, man,
00:49:13 All right. Then get me a toilet paper
00:49:17 We don't have a corkscrew.
00:49:20 All right. Then get me an avocado,
00:49:24 Trust me, bro.
00:49:27 - And then you got
00:49:30 You can spot these people
00:49:33 mood swings, forgetfulness and,
00:49:38 l don't know
00:49:43 We ain't no goddamn potheads.
00:49:45 Hmm.
00:49:47 Shit.
00:49:49 Then you have
00:49:51 A lot of times they'll get
00:49:55 call up and place an order
00:49:58 and request
00:50:01 Then when you get there, they're
00:50:05 You smoke weed ? At last
00:50:10 Get off me, you lying
00:50:14 Looks like some sort
00:50:17 Yeah, with your number on it.
00:50:21 l can't believe that l fell for another
00:50:25 - God, what is wrong with me ?
00:50:28 Hey, Mary Jane, l can explain
00:50:30 - Good-bye, Thurgood.
00:50:33 Hey, Mary Jane !
00:50:35 Mary Jane, look, the only reason
00:50:39 and l wanted
00:50:42 Mary Jane.
00:50:57 A shadowy flight
00:51:00 of a man who does not exist.
00:51:06 Thurgood, why the long face, man?
00:51:10 - Mary Jane dumped me.
00:51:12 - Sir Smoka Lot's on TV.
00:51:15 When life is hard, l pick up
00:51:20 - Call him over to my place
00:51:26 Box it
00:51:29 -
00:51:32 Samson, it looks like somebody
00:51:37 - Shit.
00:51:41 Do l look like
00:51:44 Who is this
00:51:47 l would imagine he's
00:51:50 Go get me this Mr. Nice Guy.
00:51:52 - l wanna sit him down
00:52:00 - Hey, Squirrel Master.
00:52:03 Listen, uh, l, uh,
00:52:07 for protecting me back there.
00:52:10 - We didn't mind.
00:52:14 l hope there's some way l can pay
00:52:17 You better hurry up.
00:52:21 ls that right ?
00:52:28 Kenny, 11 days ?
00:52:32 Eleven days, Thurgood,
00:52:36 Ever take your clothes off
00:52:39 - Ooh.
00:52:42 l'm countin' on you, man !
00:52:45 Eleven days wasn't
00:52:49 We really had to hustle, and
00:53:16 But meanwhile l hadn't seen
00:53:19 l couldn't stop thinkin'
00:53:23 Then l started thinkin' about
00:53:28 Then l started thinkin' about the girl
00:53:33 l had to get Mary Jane back.
00:53:35 -
00:53:40 l want you back, Mary Jane.
00:53:43 l miss you. l'll do whatever
00:53:48 l can't quit sellin' it yet,
00:53:51 lf that's what you want, then--
00:53:55 - Heard that before.
00:53:58 But this time l mean it. l'm gonna
00:54:02 l'm gonna be sober.
00:54:06 Mary Jane, you'll see.
00:54:10 There's a new
00:54:14 l love you.
00:54:17 Man, that first day
00:54:20 And l realized something:
00:54:25 l couldn't stop thinkin'
00:54:28 lt was time to get help.
00:54:30 Hi, everyone.
00:54:34 - Hi, Thurgood.
00:54:38 l'm here today because
00:54:43 -
00:54:47 Marijuana ?
00:54:49 Man, this is some bullshit !
00:54:52 Marijuana is not a drug.
00:54:54 - l used to suck dick for coke.
00:54:58 And that's an addiction, man.
00:55:00 - You ever suck dick for marijuana ?
00:55:04 - No. No, l can't say l have.
00:55:08 - Boo this man !
00:55:21 No.
00:55:23 No !
00:55:26 No !
00:55:28 Devil man.
00:55:30 Devil-- 666--
00:55:34 No ! Naughty !
00:55:37 Naughty jungle of love !
00:55:43 - The man is serious.
00:55:46 He wants to see Mr. Nice Guy.
00:55:53 Oh, man.
00:55:57 No, yo !
00:56:00 They killed Killer, B !
00:56:03 Yo, Samson did this, man.
00:56:07 Yo, he killed Killer, man.
00:56:10 - Hey.
00:56:13 l'm gonna call Brian.
00:56:15 - Let's just give him
00:56:18 l'm sorry, man.
00:56:21 Jesus Christ.
00:56:23 - Oh ! l'm sorry.
00:56:27 l'm sorry.
00:57:03 l gotta smoke.
00:57:07 -
00:57:09 You wanna know what happened ?
00:57:13 Samson and his girls
00:57:16 They was gonna mess me up
00:57:20 So they probably
00:57:22 then they started
00:57:25 They had num-chuks, bolos.
00:57:28 Killer paid the price, yo.
00:57:31 He got the wrath. He got
00:57:36 l think it's more complex
00:57:40 - More complex than that ?
00:57:45 You want to hear
00:57:50 First of all, to understand
00:57:54 you gotta understand
00:57:58 Now, Killer was born
00:58:02 He was always
00:58:05 And right after that, he's adopted
00:58:10 He's a small-time gunrunner...
00:58:12 and, uh,
00:58:15 So he puts Killer into training.
00:58:19 He is damn good.
00:58:21 But then he had
00:58:25 They pit him against
00:58:28 And Killer said, ''No, man, that's
00:58:32 And he made 'em fight anyway.
00:58:35 And then Killer,
00:58:39 And Killer said, ''That's it.''
00:58:42 He called off all his fights, and he
00:58:47 And then in a rage,
00:58:52 and his heart...
00:58:54 no longer beat.
00:58:58 Wow.
00:59:01 You know, uh,
00:59:03 l never thought l'd say
00:59:06 but you two smoke
00:59:10 What if The Guy did it ?
00:59:13 No way. You think ?
00:59:16 Yo ?
00:59:22 Yo, The Guy,
00:59:30 l believe him, yo.
00:59:38 Samson did this shit, yo.
00:59:44 Mr. Nice Guy,
00:59:46 Well, did you get
00:59:49 - Who is this ?
00:59:53 Operator with an
00:59:58 Shut up, bitch !
01:00:00 You tell Mr. Nice Guy
01:00:04 over to my place
01:00:07 - Now, you don't want me to get ugly.
01:00:11 - Shit.
01:00:15 Oh, my God.
01:00:18 We're in a lot of trouble.
01:00:21 Scarface, perhaps
01:00:25 Why do you think Samson thinks
01:00:29 Oh, 'cause l told him
01:00:33 - Why ?
01:00:38 We're in a lot
01:00:41 We have a meeting
01:00:46 l'll pretend
01:00:49 Yeah.
01:00:53 You have smoked yourself
01:01:00 Well, well, well,
01:01:07 Welcome to my lair.
01:01:10 Well, now. Tell me
01:01:22 What part of Jamaica ?
01:01:24 Right near the beach--
01:01:27 l think
01:01:31 Samson Simpson,
01:01:34 l'm from Jamaica.
01:01:36 lf l wasn't Jamaican, then why
01:01:42 Delilah,
01:01:45 get me 814.
01:01:48 814.
01:01:59 Oh ! l'm sorry, y'all.
01:02:05 You know, l have been
01:02:08 l'm sorry.
01:02:13 We-- We just started this
01:02:16 Brother, you know how that is.
01:02:19 Now this
01:02:22 You make about 40,000,
01:02:25 Shit. l wish.
01:02:28 Well, l want half,
01:02:30 $20,000 a week,
01:02:34 You understand ?
01:02:36 Twenty thousand seems fair.
01:02:41 Class dismissed.
01:02:45 Man, we are
01:02:52 Jerry, l really need
01:02:58 Brian, will you stop praying to
01:03:04 You heard the man. lf we don't
01:03:12 Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your
01:03:16 - You certainly let him
01:03:19 - l didn't let him stay here.
01:03:29 - Hey, what day is it ?
01:03:32 -
01:03:34 No, man, it's August.
01:03:37 Oh, wow. August.
01:03:40 -
01:03:43 You know, if you want to double
01:03:48 Tomorrow's Sunday.
01:03:50 Just go in and rob
01:03:53 lt'll work, l promise you.
01:03:58 Hey, uh, seein' as how
01:04:01 are you plannin'
01:04:04 Thurgood, why don't you just
01:04:09 l'll be fine. The robbery
01:04:51 Phase One is complete, yo.
01:04:53 -
01:04:56 Now all we gotta do is go down this
01:04:59 Grab all the weed you can grab,
01:05:02 Sick, man !
01:05:06 Watch your step.
01:05:17 - You didn't say nothin'
01:05:21 l smoke weed here all the time.
01:05:24 -
01:05:27 - l said it never locked.
01:05:30 You guys, wait up !
01:05:35 Oh.
01:05:37 -
01:05:39 - lsn't that Thurgood, the custodian ?
01:05:44 - Want me to call the cops ?
01:05:48 Right over here !
01:05:56 l hope there's some left.
01:06:31 l never seen this much weed
01:06:38 - Come on, man !
01:06:55 Get down on your knees with
01:06:59 Yo, l'm gonna make
01:07:02 Just get down, man.
01:07:08 At least Brian
01:07:10 Whoa ! My nads ! Oh !
01:07:16 Hey, thank God, man !
01:07:19 Get down on your knees with
01:07:24 Move in.
01:07:29 Breaking and entering.
01:07:32 You got me ?
01:07:34 l say we book 'em.
01:07:36 Hey, wait a minute, guys.
01:07:40 lt's not open and shut.
01:07:44 - l'm a detective.
01:07:47 Oh. Okay then, detect.
01:07:50 - What do you know about this
01:07:55 Aw, shit, yo.
01:07:58 Well, l heard he's got great weed,
01:08:03 - l mean, we can't bring him down.
01:08:06 But we can
01:08:08 Just ask me how. Ask me !
01:08:12 How are you gonna
01:08:15 We got a meeting with him
01:08:18 l'll wear a wire. Hmm ?
01:08:20 All right, listen to me.
01:08:24 When you get in there,
01:08:27 and with the remaining ten,
01:08:30 You got me ?
01:08:33 No. Sorry, man.
01:08:36 Unless you say out loud what it
01:08:39 So make sure that you say it, and make
01:08:43 - No codes. No slang.
01:08:45 As soon as you got the stuff,
01:08:50 - Abracadabra.
01:08:54 - Okay. Okay.
01:08:58 And just act
01:09:00 - That's gonna be a problem.
01:09:03 l mean we haven't smoked
01:09:06 lf the three of us go in there
01:09:14 Well, if you think
01:09:16 Yeah. Yeah, l think that's
01:09:24 Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:09:27 -
01:09:35 l just wanna say,
01:09:37 that was a great idea,
01:09:41 - Wow. l mean, where do you even--
01:09:48 lf somethin' happens to us,
01:09:50 could you give this letter
01:09:53 Sure thing, kid.
01:09:55 And-- And tell our friend Kenny Davis
01:10:01 - Let's go. Come on.
01:10:05 Just remember to speak clearly.
01:10:08 - Get him to say what he's sellin' you.
01:10:12 to get high before you have
01:10:16 Lucky for us,
01:10:20 - Hello, boys.
01:10:24 So... where's the money ?
01:10:28 Right here in my bag.
01:10:30 Um, Samson, can l
01:10:34 Go ahead.
01:10:36 Do you know where we can score
01:10:40 - You want some candy ?
01:10:44 But it'd be great
01:10:48 -
01:10:52 Those guys--
01:10:54 l can't feel my hands !
01:10:57 l-- l can feel them.
01:11:03 What we have here...
01:11:05 is some Columbian heaven.
01:11:08 Pure cocaine.
01:11:10 - Candy makes you dandy.
01:11:13 This is all the cocaine
01:11:17 - We have other product.
01:11:22 And that is ?
01:11:24 Fine China. Babaloo.
01:11:29 - Looks like heroin to me, yo.
01:11:32 You've got to be the dumbest dealers
01:11:36 You mean the game
01:11:40 - Good.
01:11:42 Jesse, can we get some cocaine
01:11:45 - Okay.
01:11:49 - Okay.
01:11:53 All right. All right.
01:11:55 lt's been a pleasure
01:11:57 Thank you very much for the heroin
01:12:00 All right.
01:12:04 Abracadabra.
01:12:07 Yeah, man !
01:12:11 Abracadabra.
01:12:18 ''You're all the Mary Jane
01:12:24 - Abracadabra, yo !
01:12:28 - Abracadabra.
01:12:33 What ? Abracadabra ?
01:12:35 Yes. Abracadabra.
01:12:38 lt's the latest thing.
01:12:41 - Abracadabra, my brother.
01:12:43 - Abracadabra.
01:12:48 Samson, Samson,
01:12:51 - Ladies.
01:12:54 - Abracadabra, man !
01:12:56 Abracadabra ! Abra--
01:12:59 You're dead ! All of you !
01:13:03 Hey, fellas,
01:13:34 Let's work it out.
01:13:42 Oh, yo, your titty.
01:13:47 - Now, that's a titty.
01:13:51 That is an official fully.
01:13:54 Aah !
01:14:00 -These are mean people. Mean, mean, man.
01:14:11 This is for Killer, B.
01:14:14 -
01:14:19 Look who's walkin'.
01:14:22 Nigger, l thought
01:14:24 Well, sweet pea,
01:14:29 - Put it down !
01:14:32 Now...
01:14:34 this is the way
01:14:37 l'm gonna take your little
01:14:40 and l'm gonna kill him.
01:14:42 - l'm Cuban, B.
01:14:45 - Now is there anything you want
01:14:50 Abracadabra, B !
01:15:03 Oh, wow.
01:15:13 Oh, man ! Oh, man !
01:15:16 What did l--
01:15:20 Jerry... thank you, man.
01:15:24 You're welcome, Brian.
01:15:26 Peace.
01:15:36 - Well, abracadabra.
01:15:39 - All right.
01:15:42 - Our job is done.
01:15:47 Thurgood, Thurgood.
01:15:50 - Gimme that back.
01:15:59 - Everybody, freeze !
01:16:01 Nobody move !
01:16:06 The cops took all
01:16:10 What was important is that we cut
01:16:14 - Hallelujah !
01:16:19 Which brings me
01:16:21 where l had to make things right
01:16:27 - Hi.
01:16:31 A little bit from yesterday,
01:16:33 But-But-But, Mary Jane, listen.
01:16:38 l'm done smokin' it.
01:16:41 l just wanted you to see me
01:16:47 Could we just have a--
01:16:52 Do what you gotta do.
01:16:55 Thanks, baby.
01:17:00 Mary Jane,
01:17:02 bein' with you these past
01:17:06 But l gotta move on.
01:17:08 Come on. Smoke me.
01:17:13 No. She's looking.
01:17:16 She's looking.
01:17:22 No. No ! lt wouldn't be right.
01:17:25 Goddamn you !
01:17:30 You'll be back !
01:17:34 Everything work out okay ?
01:17:36 Yeah. Mary Jane, l love you.
01:17:39 l love you too.
01:17:45 l know.
01:17:49 - That old Thurgood sold out, right ?
01:17:53 But let me tell you something.
01:17:59 But not as much
01:18:03 The End.
01:18:06 l get lifted up
01:18:10 High, high, high, high
01:18:15 l get lifted up
01:18:19 High, high, high, high
01:18:23 Sittin' here together, baby
01:18:27 We're alone
01:18:32 Now l can tell ya, girl
01:18:36 You turn me on
01:18:41 l get lifted up
01:18:46 High, high, high, high
01:18:49 l get lifted up
01:18:54 High, high, high, high
01:18:58 You've got the love that
01:19:02 The love l desire, babe
01:19:07 You've got the match
01:19:10 Ooh, that lights my life
01:19:16 l get lifted up
01:19:20 High, high, high, high
01:19:24 l get lifted up
01:19:29 High, high, high, high
01:19:51 l get lifted up
01:19:55 High, high, high, high
01:19:59 l get lifted up
01:20:04 High, high, high, high
01:20:08 You got the love that
01:20:11 The love l desire, babe
01:20:17 You've got the match
01:20:19 Ooh, that lights my fire
01:20:26 l get lifted up
01:20:30 High, high, high, high
01:20:34 l get lifted up
01:20:39 High, high, high, high
01:20:43 l get lifted up
01:20:48 High, high, high, high
01:20:52 l get lifted up
01:20:56 High, high, high, high
01:21:42 Hey, everybody,
01:21:44 lf you want to learn more about
01:21:48 go to your local library.
01:21:50 - Remember, the more you read--
01:21:54 Yea !
01:21:57 All right, man.
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