Hallam Foe Mister Foe

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00:02:20 You're dead! You're fucking dead!
00:02:24 I'll get my brother!
00:02:25 - Jen, come back! Wait!
00:02:30 If that was a joke,
00:02:34 I'd look out for her brother.
00:02:36 Jen! Jen!
00:03:57 - I'll miss you.
00:04:00 Can I take this?
00:04:04 - Get out of my room, Hallam.
00:04:06 - Hallam!
00:04:08 - and what if I put these back? Ow!
00:05:26 Thank you.
00:05:28 To Australia and great adventures.
00:05:32 And happy anniversary, Dad and Verity.
00:05:35 Absent friends.
00:05:39 Absent friends.
00:05:46 Do you know why
00:05:49 - It can't be the food.
00:05:52 It was here that Julius first
00:05:57 You mean when you were the secretary?
00:06:00 That's right, when I was his secretary.
00:06:03 - I didn't know that.
00:06:06 I wasn't ready for it then.
00:06:07 This afternoon,
00:06:10 - and I'm happy to say she agreed.
00:06:17 When was it you were first asked?
00:06:21 It must have been
00:06:23 And was that before or after?
00:06:29 It wasn't long
00:06:41 Do you remember what happened later?
00:06:45 Oh, yes.
00:06:49 That same day,
00:06:51 and insists on taking me out
00:06:55 Can you imagine
00:06:59 They probably
00:07:11 Probably.
00:07:18 - Come to the pub.
00:07:22 You got your binoculars in there?
00:07:25 - Come to the pub.
00:07:28 There isn't gonna be a next time.
00:07:36 You fucking splitter.
00:09:14 Night, Mum.
00:09:25 Hallam!
00:09:29 I'm going!
00:09:33 Bye!
00:09:46 Lucy!
00:09:49 Wait! Lucy!
00:10:22 Hallam, lunch is ready.
00:10:33 It's very good soup.
00:10:38 We've been thinking,
00:10:40 it's not good for you to be here
00:10:46 Too much time to dwell on things.
00:10:50 I have some contacts
00:10:53 You'll have a chance to make
00:10:56 learn something you'll enjoy
00:10:59 and it'll be a good
00:11:02 Actually, I've decided
00:11:05 - So what are you going to do?
00:11:10 So I'm sorry if that
00:12:23 It's as if this place is still hers.
00:12:25 We agreed you could make
00:12:29 - You know what I want most?
00:12:37 - Look, he doesn't hate you.
00:12:39 He doesn't. You just have to be patient.
00:12:46 I think that
00:12:52 I'll deal with Hallam. All right?
00:13:17 - Where's Verity?
00:13:23 Are you in the dog house?
00:13:27 What is it, Hallam?
00:13:29 - I found Mum's old boat in the loch.
00:13:32 - Good God! I thought it was sunk.
00:13:36 When she took me out in it,
00:13:40 About a month. Why?
00:13:42 Were you fucking Verity by then?
00:13:46 That's what "Fancy a stroll"
00:13:50 - You haven't answered the question.
00:13:53 I was busy trying
00:13:55 When you found her, had she tied
00:13:58 - Where's this coming from?
00:14:01 it's hard to drown. Instincts take over.
00:14:03 - Who told you that?
00:14:11 At the time, I decided to spare you
00:14:19 Before she came out here,
00:14:22 your mother took
00:14:30 - Thanks for fucking telling me.
00:14:35 I know it's hard, but you
00:14:40 Well, I can see it didn't
00:14:42 Hal, this won't help.
00:14:49 So it definitely wasn't an accident?
00:14:53 No.
00:14:56 It wasn't.
00:15:32 Oh, no! I've painted
00:15:36 Paint all over it.
00:15:37 - Give it here, I'll do it.
00:15:44 Fuck off, man. Go!
00:17:02 - Hallam?
00:17:07 - Are you still there? Hello?
00:17:13 What if someone else gave her the pills?
00:17:19 Well, don't you think
00:17:22 Why is that paranoid?
00:17:26 Of course I miss you.
00:17:29 She's already twisting Dad's arm
00:18:41 Hello!
00:18:46 I see you've had some visitors.
00:18:48 - Can I come up?
00:19:13 You left these on your bed.
00:19:18 "Today, walking past the office,
00:19:23 It made me ponder his evening strolls".
00:19:25 - Not allowed.
00:19:27 There she was, bouncing up and down.
00:19:30 that appeared on her shoulder
00:19:35 I hate myself, but I want to
00:19:41 Give me my diaries back.
00:19:43 Hallam, you really need to move on.
00:19:46 I know Julius will feel the same
00:19:48 No, they're private diaries!
00:19:50 So are bedrooms. By volume two,
00:19:54 I wonder what the local paper
00:19:57 - or the police for that matter.
00:20:00 Wonder what they'll think
00:20:03 Me?
00:20:06 Recognise this?
00:20:08 It's a hammer, Hallam.
00:20:09 The same hammer that sunk my mother's
00:20:21 She wanted to die, Hallam.
00:20:24 You tell me what you did to her!
00:21:56 It's time to fly the nest, Hallam,
00:21:59 and I think you know that.
00:22:51 Spare some change, please.
00:24:22 - It's a fucking shite hole.
00:24:26 Stick your fucking castle
00:24:30 What do you want?
00:24:32 Thirty, 35?
00:24:35 Thirty-five?
00:24:39 Well, go on, fuck off, then!
00:24:41 Fuck off, then!
00:24:44 Whoa.
00:24:46 - What's your name, son?
00:24:48 - Where's home, Carl?
00:24:52 Not that gentleman
00:24:54 - No.
00:25:25 Where the hell is he?
00:26:27 Mum!
00:27:46 Can I help you?
00:27:53 Do you have any jobs, please?
00:27:55 Sorry, we use an agency.
00:27:58 Thanks.
00:28:08 Why are you staring at me?
00:28:10 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I've never
00:28:14 and I was just wondering if you could
00:28:18 - I'm sorry?
00:28:22 Could you throw a couple
00:28:25 ...just for practise?
00:28:30 - How desperate are you for work?
00:28:34 Well, the highest turnover in jobs
00:28:38 - OK. I'll be a kitchen porter.
00:28:42 Well, it's what I've wanted to do
00:28:45 Sit down.
00:28:49 Don't tell people
00:28:52 - Just be yourself.
00:28:55 I'm very enthusiastic
00:28:58 and I'll work days, nights, weekends,
00:29:00 any overtime you want
00:29:02 It would be illegal for you
00:29:07 Well, give me a week's trial,
00:29:09 I want a chance
00:29:12 If everything works out,
00:29:14 That's a win-win situation for you.
00:29:23 Remember what I said about
00:29:28 You're about to meet the exception.
00:29:32 - Cutlery, handles up.
00:29:36 Go on.
00:29:40 Hey, hey, hey! What is the hurry?
00:29:45 No.
00:29:47 I fucking hate this job,
00:29:51 Do you understand?
00:29:54 I killed a man once.
00:29:56 Smashed his skull on a pier.
00:30:00 Just so you know.
00:30:21 You take the rest. I'm off for a smoke.
00:32:44 Don't make friends with the chefs,
00:32:47 But don't get on their bad side,
00:32:49 or you'll be cleaning out
00:32:54 They're all cunts anyway.
00:32:58 Even if he is a fucking bullshitter.
00:33:00 Have you ever met an African over here
00:33:04 Are you listening to me?
00:33:08 Yes, of course.
00:33:11 Brain surgeon. African. Cunt.
00:33:14 Aye, cunt.
00:33:33 Reach out. One, two.
00:38:39 - Hey! Ho!
00:38:42 - Hey!
00:38:44 Oh-ho! That's gonna cost you.
00:38:48 - Really?
00:38:54 - Are you serious?
00:39:05 Come on. You're losing.
00:39:18 - Do you mind if I take a break?
00:01:01 - I'm a... kitchen porter.
00:01:06 It's very simple. The staff entrance
00:01:10 So is the kitchen. So is the canteen.
00:01:13 then you fuck off,
00:01:18 - Yes.
00:01:35 Have you seen Raymond?
00:01:37 He's cleaning the bins.
00:01:41 No, don't worry.
00:01:44 How are you settling in?
00:01:46 Very well. I'm really enjoying it.
00:01:49 This isn't an interview.
00:01:52 I know, but it's great
00:01:54 and to have a sense of purpose,
00:01:57 You get into the rhythm,
00:01:58 you start playing tunes in your head
00:02:06 You can turn the radio on if you want.
00:02:10 Oh, I know. I like it.
00:02:14 Do you think there might be a chance
00:02:18 Yes, Hallam, if you can
00:04:56 I've got to run.
00:05:06 I can't do tomorrow, my boy's birthday.
00:05:10 - Maybe the day after?
00:05:16 See you.
00:06:12 I want to report a murder.
00:06:18 Please sit.
00:06:27 My stepmother killed my mother.
00:06:30 How? When?
00:06:32 She told me last week. We had a...
00:06:36 ...a confrontation,
00:06:40 The inquiry said that she committed
00:06:47 ...they found drugs in her.
00:06:49 My stepmother,
00:06:51 put sleeping pills in her coffee
00:06:55 She had a motive. She wanted my dad.
00:06:58 And the house.
00:06:59 And have you spoken
00:07:03 He'd do anything
00:07:05 He's her lapdog.
00:07:41 Nice place you've got.
00:07:43 Anything you need,
00:08:02 She's gonna laugh
00:08:06 You're not going to tell her.
00:08:08 Oh, you're in a position
00:08:11 I think, by some strange coincidence,
00:08:14 - So what?
00:08:16 What about?
00:08:21 - I can keep a secret if you can.
00:08:28 You know,
00:08:30 like that nice tiger on your arm.
00:08:37 - I'll tell human resources you quit.
00:08:50 Now fuck off. And if I ever
00:09:34 Gonna count? One, two, three, go!
00:09:37 You knocked one down.
00:09:40 Here he is now.
00:09:42 - Hi.
00:09:44 Hallam's been telling me secrets.
00:09:46 All of them complimentary,
00:09:49 I'm really sorry
00:09:52 but there's been an accident
00:09:55 It's nothing serious,
00:09:58 from management within 12 hours.
00:10:17 Thank you.
00:10:18 - A pleasure to meet you.
00:10:20 - Bye.
00:10:22 - Bye.
00:10:23 Goodbye.
00:10:35 Hallam, that wee lassie,
00:10:38 she wants to see you.
00:10:48 Have a seat.
00:11:00 We have a vacancy coming up
00:11:04 If you apply, you stand
00:11:09 - All right.
00:11:11 and significantly
00:11:14 Right.
00:11:18 - Shall I put you forward or not?
00:11:22 If you'd prefer to stay put,
00:11:25 I know how much you enjoy it.
00:11:47 ...a total fucking arsehole.
00:11:51 - What do you call him?
00:11:55 - Oh.
00:11:57 - Hi, Raymond.
00:12:00 - I miss you, you know.
00:15:15 - What's up with your puss?
00:15:24 - Happy birthday.
00:15:28 Don't get carried away. Everybody
00:15:32 - Thank you, Andy.
00:15:34 Know what the best thing
00:15:37 - You get an extra ¡Ì1.25 an hour.
00:15:41 Where are we celebrating?
00:15:43 - I don't really feel like it.
00:15:47 to make sure you don't
00:15:49 But absolutely no work talk.
00:15:53 - Thirdly...
00:15:55 "The appraisal system should provide
00:15:59 to the business strategy".
00:16:02 In 20 years,
00:16:05 Where did you get this?
00:16:08 "The Hotel Workers' Union of Las Vegas".
00:16:11 Who gives a fuck?
00:16:13 You thought that concierge's job
00:16:18 Guess who didn't want me to have it?
00:16:21 Yeah. Alasdair.
00:16:23 She can't answer that
00:16:26 That was a bit below the belt.
00:16:28 Sorry. I like you, Kate.
00:16:31 It's my situation. And the drink.
00:16:35 - Sit down.
00:16:43 Sorry about that.
00:16:44 - Right you are. I think it's my round.
00:16:48 Oh, please, come on.
00:16:58 - Cheers.
00:17:07 I hope you don't mind me asking,
00:17:10 God, no! He's got a wife and a kid.
00:17:14 Oh.
00:17:18 And what about you? Are you married?
00:17:21 No.
00:17:24 And you?
00:17:29 She's dead.
00:17:32 Would you like to meet her?
00:17:35 I like creepy guys.
00:17:37 One, two, three!
00:17:54 If it wasn't for your dress sense,
00:17:59 You are so beautiful, I want to suck the
00:18:04 And that worked? Really?
00:18:06 - What does that say about you?
00:18:11 That's harsh. A slag maybe, but...
00:18:16 Get me another drink.
00:18:22 Perhaps some coffee, maybe, or...
00:18:24 No. Let's have one at mine.
00:18:29 It's a bit late. I should
00:18:32 - No, I... No, really...
00:20:09 Please don't touch me. I'm gay. I'm gay.
00:20:16 - Explain the erection then.
00:20:19 - Bullshit.
00:20:21 but I'm politically very committed
00:20:25 - Do you have a boyfriend?
00:20:28 For some reason, I believe that.
00:20:33 I'm a virgin.
00:20:37 - That's OK.
00:20:39 Come on, first time for everyone.
00:20:42 It's not my first time.
00:20:47 Perhaps you should go.
00:20:51 Look, I want to go to bed with you
00:20:56 I think the moment might have passed.
00:21:05 I'm not sure I want the responsibility.
00:21:08 We don't have to... do it.
00:21:11 I just want to sleep with you
00:21:54 - Hi.
00:21:57 You want to go for a beer later?
00:21:59 - No.
00:22:02 I don't think either's a good idea.
00:22:05 Last night wasn't a good idea.
00:22:10 OK. Sure.
00:22:13 - I'll see you.
00:22:22 303? Yes.
00:22:24 Got that. OK, thank you. Thank you.
00:22:27 303, it's a bad room.
00:22:29 Some guy killed his wife up in 303,
00:22:33 I goes in, fucking legs sticking out,
00:22:37 Her husband done it, jealous bastard.
00:22:40 I felt bad, because
00:22:44 The night before, I'd gone up
00:22:47 She fucking sucked my cock.
00:22:50 I knocked on the door, right?
00:22:52 Tits out, fucking drunk,
00:22:55 I'm like, "Sorry, madam, I'm married".
00:22:59 She went, "Aye, me too".
00:23:00 I'm like, "Excuse me, madam,
00:23:04 but you can suck my cock if you want".
00:23:08 Concierge.
00:23:10 Yes, madam. Certainly.
00:23:13 Right away. Very good.
00:23:15 Can you go get the bags
00:23:17 - My shift's about to end.
00:23:20 - so get up there.
00:23:24 By name, Mr Foe.
00:23:30 Concierge.
00:23:43 Hello?
00:23:49 Concierge.
00:23:54 There's nobody here.
00:23:57 We need to talk about last night.
00:24:00 I understand.
00:24:01 You were drunk,
00:24:04 I'm sorry I put you in that position,
00:24:07 but thank you
00:24:10 - I enjoyed myself.
00:24:15 I... I just didn't expect to...
00:24:18 Nor did I.
00:24:27 Shall we stay here for a bit?
00:24:30 Unless you have other plans.
00:24:33 Don't worry, the room's free.
00:24:35 All I need to do
00:24:41 - I'm joking.
00:24:45 - What do you call it?
00:24:51 My... my willy.
00:24:56 You?
00:24:57 My pussy.
00:25:01 - My todger.
00:25:08 My schlong.
00:25:12 My hole.
00:25:15 My stick.
00:25:18 My gash.
00:25:20 My bat.
00:25:23 My muff.
00:26:24 Stay here for a minute or we'll be
00:26:53 Yeah!
00:27:02 Exactly.
00:27:15 Kate.
00:27:34 Moving on? Who is he?
00:27:36 - Do I know him?
00:27:39 - I beg to differ. Tell me.
00:27:42 - Does he work in that fucking hotel?
00:27:45 What's his name?!
00:27:47 - Alasdair, no!
00:27:54 - Is this your man?
00:27:57 The roof. He practically lives up there.
00:28:01 - He likes to watch.
00:28:05 What do you think?
00:28:12 You, get out.
00:28:16 Get out.
00:28:22 - You sure he's got what it takes?
00:28:33 - I'm sorry.
00:28:38 Since I first saw you.
00:28:41 I thought you looked like someone,
00:28:44 I didn't know something
00:28:47 Who did you think I looked like?
00:28:51 My mother. She's dead.
00:28:59 Please, just leave me alone.
00:29:02 And I mean alone.
00:29:04 Now get out. You're fired.
00:30:16 What do you want?
00:30:19 I hear you've got a vacancy
00:30:23 You'll need references
00:30:27 Well, if my previous employer
00:30:30 she might have decided
00:30:33 Really?
00:30:35 I did save her, quite heroically,
00:30:39 And what was
00:30:41 In saving her, I... revealed
00:30:47 An unedifying habit?
00:30:53 When my mum died,
00:30:56 I had this old tree house which
00:31:00 And I sort of retreated there
00:31:04 Kind of became a habit.
00:31:07 Who did you watch the most?
00:31:10 - My stepmother.
00:31:13 I didn't trust her.
00:31:16 Did you watch her with your father?
00:31:20 Did it excite you?
00:31:23 I know you won't believe me, but I
00:31:29 What about me, then? Didn't I
00:31:35 Or was my performance
00:31:41 It didn't always look like
00:31:44 - Were you?
00:31:56 I'm a real, live human being, Hallam.
00:31:59 Sometimes I want sweet,
00:32:02 Sometimes I don't know what I want.
00:32:04 My shit stinks.
00:32:08 If I look like your mother,
00:32:11 Am I telling you anything
00:32:15 Is there anything I can do
00:32:20 Probably not.
00:32:23 Put your clothes on, leave
00:32:39 Hallam.
00:32:45 You don't have to go
00:33:16 - And the dress?
00:33:20 You do look like her.
00:33:23 Is that the reason
00:33:25 No, it's not.
00:33:34 But I do miss her.
00:33:41 I really miss her a lot.
00:33:46 Would you like me to wear it?
00:34:11 Are you OK?
00:35:01 - Hello.
00:35:22 You've lost him.
00:35:26 Ready?
00:35:28 Did I tell you
00:35:35 OK? Are you OK?
00:35:38 I almost fell into your mouth,
00:35:44 On you go. You want to stay off
00:35:48 Do I?
00:35:56 Bye.
00:36:07 Hallam, that's your parents here.
00:36:11 What about your mum, though?
00:36:32 Hallam.
00:36:35 - Thank God we found you!
00:36:39 A very nice policeman called.
00:36:46 Well, what are you?
00:36:50 A front-of-house porter, actually.
00:36:53 Hello. I'm Kate, a friend of Hallam's.
00:36:59 Dad? What's happened to you?
00:37:01 Oh, it's nothing,
00:37:07 Well, Kate,
00:37:10 If you would excuse us, we do actually
00:37:15 I owe you an apology.
00:37:17 I underestimated how tough this past
00:37:24 And... I know about you and Verity.
00:37:27 She told me about the
00:37:30 - No... No, I...
00:37:33 We've had crushes.
00:37:36 That's not what happened.
00:37:38 - Your father's telling you something.
00:37:42 I'm afraid I do have something
00:37:46 Shall we sit down?
00:37:58 Things haven't been
00:38:00 My commissions have rather dried up.
00:38:02 So we've had to consider
00:38:10 The bank has OK'd an idea
00:38:15 Our plan is to transform
00:38:19 - into eco-housing.
00:38:26 Consulting you is a condition
00:38:30 And what about Lucy?
00:38:31 Lucy has already given her consent.
00:38:34 Think Mum would have approved?
00:38:35 I wouldn't be doing this
00:38:38 - Now, please, hear us out.
00:38:41 That's why I went to the police.
00:38:43 Don't be ridiculous.
00:38:46 You cannot blame Verity for everything.
00:38:50 Can't you see
00:38:53 - Hallam, please!
00:38:57 While you've been enjoying yourself
00:39:01 I have been combing your father's books,
00:39:05 He's ¡Ì800,000 in debt.
00:39:07 He's being sued...
00:39:12 He needs your help.
00:39:14 You murdered my mother,
00:39:17 I wasn't there the night she died!
00:39:19 Oh, I see.
00:39:25 Whatever... happened
00:39:27 between us was a mistake, and I'm sorry.
00:39:33 I thought that Julius
00:39:35 but that was never gonna happen
00:39:38 treating me like an impostor,
00:39:42 but please just try
00:39:45 You've treated me like a white-trash,
00:39:51 And that's exactly what you are.
00:39:57 How is it with your look-alike?
00:39:59 Do you feel like you're fucking Mummy?
00:40:07 Does it feel like you're
00:40:11 Does it feel like you're fucking Mummy?
00:40:56 Hallam?
00:40:59 Help! Help! Get off! Help!
00:41:11 Get off!
00:41:50 I hate you. I hate you.
00:41:53 I hate you. I hate you.
00:43:07 I made a mistake.
00:43:15 It's all right. Come on.
00:43:36 Good God! What did he do?
00:43:39 You need to talk to him.
00:43:54 If you must blame someone,
00:43:57 it was me that took
00:44:00 to stop your mother going out in it,
00:44:03 but... she just went swimming instead.
00:44:08 So what did you do?
00:44:14 It had been going on for months,
00:44:18 Dad!
00:44:22 What did you do?
00:44:25 I did nothing.
00:44:31 I heard her...
00:44:35 and I heard her go out the back door.
00:44:39 And I did nothing. I gave up.
00:44:47 But it was her choice.
00:44:50 The final victory in her war against me.
00:44:58 - What about me?
00:45:01 Not enough to stick around.
00:45:04 And that's why you've been so angry.
00:45:10 I know.
00:45:49 Don't worry,
00:45:54 How are you?
00:45:56 Better. Thank you.
00:45:58 - I sorted a few things out.
00:46:05 Can I come in?
00:46:09 Now is not an ideal time.
00:46:16 I'm crap at relationships anyway.
00:46:36 You'll soon find someone to help you
00:46:45 - Guess I'll catch you later then.
00:46:49 That would be good.
00:46:53 Look me up in five years' time.
00:46:57 Will you still be beautiful
00:47:02 I hope so.
00:47:06 You will be.