Halloween II

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00:00:35 Do you like your present?
00:00:37 Yeah.
00:00:39 What's wrong, Michael?
00:00:41 It reminds me of something.
00:00:44 What? What does it remind you of?
00:00:46 Just a dream that I had last night.
00:00:50 What kind of dream? Was it
00:00:53 It was a good dream.
00:00:56 You were dressed in all white,
00:00:59 Like a really beautiful ghost.
00:01:02 You were walking down this white
00:01:06 ...saying you were gonna
00:01:10 I wish I could take you home, honey.
00:01:12 I miss you too.
00:01:16 Whenever you look at the horse,
00:01:19 - Okay.
00:01:22 - Are you ticklish?
00:01:25 - I forgot. I thought you were.
00:01:29 Yes, you are.
00:01:31 - Okay? Cheer up.
00:01:33 - All right.
00:01:35 - Okay.
00:02:38 Laurie?
00:02:39 Laurie, is that you?
00:02:41 Laurie? Laurie?
00:02:44 Stop, stop. Stop, stop, sweetie.
00:02:47 Stop. It's Sheriff Brackett.
00:02:51 Laurie, give me the gun.
00:02:54 That's it. Just give me the gun.
00:02:57 That's it. Easy.
00:02:59 Easy, sweetie. Easy.
00:03:01 I killed him.
00:03:05 The man.
00:03:08 I climbed in the wall, I fell.
00:03:12 Okay. All right, sweetie.
00:03:14 - Sweetie. It's okay.
00:03:16 - I killed him.
00:03:20 I want you to come with me, okay?
00:03:24 Please!.
00:03:32 What is happening? Where am I?
00:03:40 We're gonna need Neuro,
00:03:45 Am I-? Am I gonna die?
00:03:46 Am I gonna die?!.
00:03:48 Am I-? Am I gonna die?
00:03:50 Heads up, everybody.
00:03:53 We're losing him.
00:03:56 ...unknown injury.
00:04:05 On my count we're gonna move her.
00:04:07 And one, two, three.
00:04:13 We need CBC chem panel.
00:04:14 Hooks.
00:04:18 How many?
00:04:20 Two.
00:04:21 They heavy?
00:04:28 What the hell happened
00:04:33 I don't know. I thought it was
00:04:36 At least Neurosurgery
00:04:38 - We don't have to do anything with that.
00:04:44 She's gonna need Plastic, but that's
00:04:55 - Come on.
00:04:56 - Lift up your end.
00:05:26 Cut.
00:05:28 On three. Nice and easy.
00:05:35 - Let's go feet first.
00:05:38 Wait, wait, wait. Pick him up.
00:05:42 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:05:44 He weighs a ton.
00:05:46 Looks good.
00:05:48 It'll hold. At least for now.
00:05:53 Strap him down tight.
00:05:55 I don't need that behemoth
00:05:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah. This ain't
00:06:02 Just close it up when you're done.
00:06:04 When the boys get him
00:06:06 ...make sure that
00:06:09 I don't want any surprises
00:06:12 No problem. On first sight...
00:06:14 ...I'd say cause of death
00:06:17 I'd say that there's nothing obvious
00:06:21 Not a goddamn thing.
00:06:32 The son of a bitch was heavy, huh?
00:06:34 Six guys to lift one stiff.
00:06:37 That's one for the books.
00:06:38 Technically, five guys and a girl.
00:06:42 Whatever.
00:06:45 Did you get a look
00:06:49 Man, she was F-I-N-E, fine.
00:06:56 Yeah. She still looked fresh.
00:07:02 I heard a story about
00:07:05 ...fucking corpses over in Essex.
00:07:09 I ain't never had the urge till tonight.
00:07:11 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, whoa!
00:07:14 Brackett even thinks he hears you
00:07:17 - ... and you're out of here on your ass.
00:07:20 - Oh, yeah?
00:07:23 She still looked good to me.
00:07:26 - Come on, that's disgusting. Stop it.
00:07:30 Stop. Shut up. Please.
00:07:34 I'm just saying, man.
00:07:40 Hey.
00:07:42 What's the difference
00:07:45 I don't know. What?
00:07:46 You can't jelly your cock
00:07:50 I knew that one.
00:07:52 Cow! Cow!
00:08:41 Shit. Oh, shit.
00:08:44 Oh, fuck. Hooks. Hooks.
00:08:47 Hooks. Hooks.
00:08:56 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
00:08:58 Fuck! Fuck. Fuck.
00:09:01 Oh, God.
00:09:13 Fuck. Fuck.
00:09:19 Fuck!
00:09:20 Oh, fuck!
00:09:24 Help me! Help me!
00:09:36 Hooks.
00:09:37 Hooks, Hooks, Hooks.
00:09:44 Help me. Help please.
00:09:52 Help me.
00:09:56 Help. Help.
00:09:59 Please, help. Help me!
00:10:04 Help me. Hey.
00:12:13 So I told her. I said, "Girl, if you think
00:12:17 ...then I'm ordering Chinese. "
00:12:19 Octavia, it's a pleasure that
00:12:22 - I love seeing you.
00:12:25 - Not the dog!
00:12:28 ...all over my new couch.
00:12:29 You are gonna have to
00:12:34 Honey, I'm gonna leave.
00:12:36 - Hold down the fort.
00:12:38 - I'll see you tomorrow.
00:12:49 Annie?
00:12:54 Oh, Annie.
00:12:58 Oh, baby.
00:13:05 Oh, Annie.
00:13:11 Oh, Annie. Please don't die.
00:13:14 Please, Miss Strode.
00:13:16 You cannot be in here.
00:13:18 I just wanted to sit here with her.
00:13:22 You need to go to your own room.
00:13:24 - You need rest as much as she does.
00:13:26 Just a few minutes. Please.
00:13:28 Come on.
00:13:31 You're doing good, sweetie.
00:13:36 Nurse Daniels, please report to
00:13:40 - You need help getting to your room?
00:13:45 Nurse Daniels, please report to
00:13:54 Nurse, I...
00:14:02 I need something for my head.
00:14:06 Hello?
00:14:09 I'm getting really dizzy.
00:14:33 Nurse, I need something
00:16:59 Help!
00:17:07 Help!
00:17:19 Help! Somebody! Please!
00:18:51 Help! Help!
00:18:55 Help, somebody!
00:18:59 Help, somebody!
00:19:01 Please!
00:19:10 Help!
00:19:14 Somebody, please.
00:19:16 Help me!
00:19:35 Help!
00:19:39 Help!
00:20:31 Oh, goddamn it.
00:20:37 This is just fucking great.
00:20:54 - Help me, please! Help me!
00:20:57 What the Christ are you doing here?
00:20:59 You're gonna freeze your ass off
00:21:01 - Please! Please! Please!
00:21:03 - Look, just sit down. Here, here.
00:21:06 Put this on before they blame me
00:21:10 The nurse is dead. The nurse is-
00:21:12 No, no, it's going to be okay.
00:21:15 I work here. My name is Buddy.
00:21:17 - Okay, it's going to be fine.
00:21:20 I've gotta get you back.
00:21:21 - Just let me go get my car, okay?
00:21:25 - It'll just take a second.
00:21:27 No, honey, it'll just take a second.
00:21:29 - Please don't leave me.
00:21:32 Look, look, here. Here, here.
00:21:34 Just drink what's left of this
00:21:37 Okay? And I promise,
00:21:40 - No, please.
00:21:43 It'll be all right. Here,
00:21:49 One second...
00:21:51 ...and then I will pull up
00:21:55 All right.
00:22:02 Buddy!
00:22:05 Buddy, please.
00:22:09 Buddy, please come back!
00:22:17 Buddy!
00:22:41 Buddy!
00:22:47 I'm sorry.
00:22:49 This old car doesn't always
00:22:52 ...especially in the rain.
00:22:54 Everything will be fine, okay?
00:23:00 No! Buddy!
00:24:19 Somebody! Somebody, please!
00:24:41 Help me! Help me, please!
00:24:48 No!
00:25:16 Come on.
00:25:19 He's dead.
00:25:22 He's fucking dead.
00:25:26 Oh, fuck.
00:25:33 Oh, God.
00:25:52 I am running ragged this morning.
00:25:54 - Morning.
00:25:56 Good morning.
00:25:57 - Did you hear Laurie last night?
00:26:00 I hear her every night. Please,
00:26:04 I won't. I won't.
00:26:07 Want some egg whites?
00:26:08 No. I think I'm gonna get me one
00:26:12 That's great. Pastry for breakfast.
00:26:15 Seriously, 500 calories
00:26:18 I know it, I know it.
00:26:20 - Morning.
00:26:22 Good morning, sunshine.
00:26:23 - I got to go.
00:26:26 Please do not forget
00:26:29 And whole-wheat crust.
00:26:31 God, Annie.
00:26:32 Why don't we just have them take
00:26:36 - Aren't you late?
00:26:38 - And it's cheap.
00:26:45 Rough night?
00:26:47 Did you hear me?
00:26:50 Just a little.
00:26:51 God. Just when I think
00:26:54 ...something as simple as sleep,
00:26:57 ...right back at me.
00:27:01 Do you wanna tell me about it?
00:27:03 Nah.
00:27:04 I don't remember much.
00:27:07 It was a hospital one.
00:27:10 I haven't had one of those in a while.
00:27:14 Guess I know what I'll be
00:27:17 One day at a time, babe.
00:27:21 One day at a time.
00:27:23 One fucking day at a time.
00:27:26 You know what, if I hear that fucking
00:27:29 She just fucking sits there in her
00:27:33 - ... like she's fucking God.
00:27:37 What am I supposed to say?
00:27:41 See? You don't fucking care.
00:27:44 Right, I don't fucking care.
00:27:50 Oh, nice. Thanks for leaving me
00:28:04 I don't know, I just- I wake up
00:28:11 They seem to be getting worse.
00:28:16 I'm- I'm concerned...
00:28:19 ...but, gosh, I can't say
00:28:24 I mean, it's Halloween and Halloween
00:28:30 Barbara...
00:28:32 ...I know Michael Myers is dead.
00:28:35 I shot him in the fucking head.
00:28:37 I know he's not gonna come back
00:28:41 - Laurie, they never found his body.
00:28:44 So it's very hard for you
00:28:49 I mean, he's objectively dead
00:28:52 ...and he's living in your heart
00:28:55 So that's the reality
00:28:58 Which is why I say you're still
00:29:03 So, basically, I just have to wait
00:29:09 Well, let's try and help your brain
00:29:14 - Okay.
00:29:17 How's your relationship
00:29:20 - Annie?
00:29:27 Not good.
00:29:31 I don't know, I feel kind of shitty
00:29:36 She's a constant reminder.
00:29:40 Every time I see her face,
00:29:45 ...I know that it's my fault.
00:29:47 And I get angry. And there's something
00:29:51 And I get this zero to a hundred rage,
00:29:56 - ... and I just wanna- Fuck, I don't know.
00:30:00 - Finish that thought. It's important.
00:30:06 I would never send you away. We're
00:30:10 The last place you're gonna heal
00:30:19 What is that?
00:30:22 That? That's whatever you think it is
00:30:26 The theory is that this ambiguous
00:30:31 ...your subconscious thoughts
00:30:35 So, what do you see?
00:30:41 White horse.
00:30:45 So, what does that tell you?
00:30:49 It tells me you're a girl who likes
00:31:10 The natives are getting restless.
00:31:12 You were supposed to
00:31:14 Hello. Yes, hello, darling.
00:31:17 No. How are you? Hello? Hello?
00:31:21 Damn. Hello?
00:31:24 Everybody has been completely briefed
00:31:28 They know the drill
00:31:31 Everything is kosher,
00:31:33 I know these journalists
00:31:36 Trust me, they are cool.
00:31:39 So I feel like this should be
00:31:42 ...you know, and be really good
00:31:45 Did you just mention "journalists,"
00:31:48 ...all in the same sentence
00:31:50 - Yes, why? Is that a problem?
00:31:55 Look, can you just level with me?
00:31:57 Is there going to be
00:32:00 You are quite an odd one, aren't you?
00:32:03 I mean, look at you.
00:32:05 Pink clogs and this orange thing.
00:32:09 I don't mean that in a lesbian sense.
00:32:11 - I think you mean "carpet muncher. "
00:32:15 - Hello.
00:32:17 Look at this. No!
00:32:19 Look, it's the wrong photograph!
00:32:21 I mean, this is old Loomis.
00:32:25 Yes, well, old Loomis increases sales
00:32:29 I'm not going in there
00:32:31 ...a cup of PG tips with a splash
00:32:35 PG what?
00:32:38 Tea?
00:32:39 We don't have time.
00:32:42 Fine. Fine, I'll go find you some.
00:32:44 - Two percent.
00:33:01 Wow, the princess of punctuality
00:33:05 Alert the authorities.
00:33:08 Whoa, wait, I'm early.
00:33:12 See, you're too together.
00:33:15 You know, bring some anarchy
00:33:18 So you're saying I can start
00:33:21 Not on my dime, sister.
00:33:23 You can save the slacker shit...
00:33:25 ...for those corporate bloodsuckers
00:33:28 That's why we're going
00:33:30 Since 1946, this country has
00:33:34 - Fuck the man.
00:33:39 You're really interested.
00:33:43 I give in. You win.
00:33:47 - What's up with him?
00:33:49 Are you gonna come
00:33:51 ...with Harley and me
00:33:53 Hells yeah.
00:33:55 But I'm not sure if I'm down
00:33:58 What? Okay, wait.
00:34:01 It's so lame that
00:34:04 Well, I still like my idea better.
00:34:07 What up, dick-lickers?
00:34:09 Could you please convince
00:34:12 ...our costume idea is totally rad?
00:34:14 Dude, suck it up, ho. We got a fucking
00:34:18 Plus we got you
00:34:20 ...and dudes dig the domestic.
00:34:22 Come on, you guys,
00:34:25 - Own it.
00:34:27 Stand on this chair and show
00:34:30 - No.
00:34:31 - Check out my lady lumps!
00:34:33 - I'll wear it. Put down your fucking shirt.
00:34:37 All right, you guys ready for it?
00:34:39 - For what?
00:34:41 kick out the jams, motherfucker!
00:34:52 Michael, I'm sorry to tell you this...
00:34:56 ...but your mother
00:34:59 She'll be back.
00:35:01 No, I'm afraid she won't be
00:35:05 I'll see her again,
00:35:09 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:13 ...author of The Devil Walks
00:35:19 Thank you all and welcome.
00:35:22 I think you can all see quite clearly here
00:35:27 ...is in complete denial about his
00:35:31 Freud would certainly have a field day
00:35:37 So it is the fate of all of us...
00:35:41 ...to direct our first
00:35:46 ...and our first murderess hatred
00:35:51 Now, in Michael's case,
00:35:55 The last father
00:36:01 Well, has anybody
00:36:05 Yes, sir. Yes. Please.
00:36:07 You never really made it clear whether
00:36:11 ...that contributed
00:36:14 I would like to answer it, in part,
00:36:17 ...the great George Bernard Shaw...
00:36:20 ...with a little Loomis twist
00:36:23 He says:. "In the arts of life,
00:36:28 But in the arts of death,
00:36:33 ...and produces,
00:36:37 ...all the slaughter of plague,
00:36:42 ...and Michael Myers.
00:36:46 Well, sorry, but I like that little one.
00:36:50 That's my own little twist.
00:36:52 Yes, ma'am?
00:36:53 Do you feel personally responsible for
00:37:01 I have tremendous sympathy
00:37:05 And do I personally feel responsible?
00:37:09 And I've said that many times.
00:37:12 It's just awful and...
00:37:14 ...I was very nearly a victim myself.
00:37:17 I'm not a psychic Sherlock Holmes
00:37:21 Since the authorities haven't
00:37:25 ...do you think Michael
00:37:28 Will he kill again?
00:37:30 Here we go again.
00:37:32 Look, let me make things
00:37:37 Michael Myers is fucking dead!
00:37:40 Now, do you brain-dead
00:37:42 ...want me to spell it out for you?
00:38:34 Michael.
00:38:37 Halloween is coming.
00:38:39 You have to get ready.
00:38:42 We are counting on you
00:38:45 I won't let you down.
00:38:48 I know you won't, baby.
00:38:51 I love you, Mama.
00:38:54 I love you too, Michael.
00:39:00 It's that same guy who's been coming.
00:39:03 - Yeah, it's the same bum.
00:39:05 - I'd recognize him anywhere, Daddy.
00:39:08 Can't have drifters just coming in here
00:39:13 What y'all gonna do?
00:39:17 Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:23 Shut up, Ivan. We see him.
00:39:25 Let's do it.
00:39:36 You're just gonna scare him.
00:39:38 - Daddy, what the fuck?
00:39:44 Hey, you stupid, slimy dick.
00:39:48 I told you if you came on this land
00:39:52 What the fuck you think
00:39:57 As big as he is dumb, man.
00:39:58 Look at that.
00:40:02 I'm talking to you, shit-heel.
00:40:05 You stupid fuck!
00:40:08 I'm talking to you!
00:40:12 What's wrong with this
00:40:14 Give him a taste of that here.
00:40:18 - All right.
00:40:22 - Wanna go to jail for killing that turd?
00:40:28 Chris, knock it off.
00:40:30 - Big man.
00:40:33 - Come on, Daddy.
00:40:35 Man, that was a professional
00:40:38 I'm jacked.
00:40:43 - You okay?
00:40:45 I'm so sorry. What are we gonna do,
00:40:49 Get in the truck.
00:40:50 Come on now. Chop-chop.
00:40:52 - Get in the truck.
00:40:54 I am so sorry.
00:40:59 Shut up, Ivan.
00:41:10 Seriously.
00:41:18 - Jump up.
00:41:19 ...fucking beat him to a pulp.
00:41:23 - I told the guy.
00:41:29 Oh, my God!
00:41:31 Fuck!
00:41:36 No, Daddy!
00:42:07 What are you doing?
00:42:37 Pizza.
00:42:38 - Dude, you didn't get whole wheat.
00:42:42 Anybody hungry?
00:42:45 - Starving like Marvin.
00:42:48 Has anybody at this table
00:42:51 ...who Marvin is?
00:42:52 I mean, the original Marvin
00:42:55 - What?
00:42:58 Who's Lee Marvin?
00:43:01 "Who's Lee Marvin?"
00:43:02 Did I stutter?
00:43:05 Paint Your Wagon.
00:43:09 Cat Ballou?
00:43:12 Cat Ballou. He was great in Cat Ballou.
00:43:14 I can't believe you guys haven't seen
00:43:19 ...but he's like the greatest gun
00:43:21 At one point he's like...
00:43:23 ...talking about being a gunslinger.
00:43:26 And he misses the barn.
00:43:31 He misses the barn completely.
00:43:34 I wanna thank the both of you for
00:43:38 All I know is I hope that dead, rotting
00:43:41 A little dead, rotting flesh
00:43:44 God. Do we have to do this
00:43:46 We need to get you off
00:43:49 - Not gonna happen.
00:43:52 We, all of us,
00:44:03 God.
00:44:11 How is it possible that every father...
00:44:13 ...perfects the art of humiliating
00:44:16 What? It's cute.
00:44:35 - What?
00:44:38 I'll go. I always go.
00:44:59 Hang on.
00:45:02 God.
00:45:07 - Here.
00:45:10 Sorry I was such a bitch earlier.
00:45:14 I get it.
00:45:20 Okay.
00:45:49 Where have you been?
00:45:53 You know
00:45:56 My time here is over.
00:45:58 - You're here now.
00:46:01 ...you know I'm not really here.
00:46:04 I wanna show you something.
00:46:06 All right.
00:46:28 I found her.
00:46:30 I found Boo.
00:46:44 My baby.
00:46:49 Can we be a family again?
00:46:53 Not yet, Michael.
00:46:55 Not yet.
00:47:03 Oh, fuck.
00:47:13 Come here, buddy.
00:47:36 So, Dr. Loomis, tell me. How long
00:47:39 Please. Sam.
00:47:41 Thank you.
00:47:44 It depends on if there's something
00:47:47 - Excuse me, Dr. Loomis-
00:47:50 Could I speak to you? Please?
00:47:51 - What?
00:47:54 Excuse me, my dear.
00:47:58 What?
00:47:59 Okay, I am all for selling books.
00:48:02 God knows I've done some things
00:48:05 ...but this is disgusting.
00:48:10 What's next?
00:48:12 ...and dancing on
00:48:14 Look, I don't think you
00:48:17 - ... what I'm trying to accomplish here.
00:48:20 Explain it to me.
00:48:23 I'm selling the sizzle, not the steak.
00:48:27 - The sizzle?
00:48:29 The sizzle. It's bad taste is what it is.
00:48:33 It's just gonna add fuel
00:48:35 Bad taste? Bad taste?
00:48:37 My God, it's business, woman!
00:48:41 Besides, bad taste is the petrol
00:48:45 I think it's a mistake.
00:48:46 - Oh, yeah, you do, do you?
00:48:48 Well, when I want your opinion,
00:48:52 Here. Now, take that and go sit in
00:48:58 Okay. Hi, where do you want me?
00:50:27 Die, you fucking bitch!
00:50:29 You fucking bitch!
00:50:32 I'm gonna fuck you-
00:50:35 Fucking die, you fucking bitch!
00:50:38 You fucking cunt!
00:50:39 Fucking bitch!
00:50:41 Please, Laurie, please!
00:50:44 You fucking-
00:50:51 Laurie! Laurie, Laurie, Laurie!
00:51:32 - You guys like Frankenstein?
00:51:36 Who likes popcorn?
00:51:38 So I was going through the park...
00:51:40 ...and there was this
00:51:45 And he was, like, yelling at the kids.
00:51:47 And he was yelling at them,
00:51:50 And I really thought it was funny
00:51:55 And then I saw this, like, farm.
00:51:59 - Laurie?
00:52:01 What are you feeling
00:52:03 The pig really liked me
00:52:06 - Laurie?
00:52:08 Sit down, Laurie.
00:52:12 Come on, Laurie.
00:52:14 Stay centered. What's going on?
00:52:18 I had this really, really,
00:52:21 And not while I was asleep,
00:52:25 Look, I just need you to
00:52:29 Laurie, according to my notes,
00:52:32 I don't. I'm out.
00:52:34 Look, I need you to get your magic
00:52:38 ...and I need you to write me up
00:52:41 Laurie, that's not the answer. Are
00:52:45 - Breathing exercises?
00:52:47 - Breathing exercises aren't gonna cut it.
00:52:50 - And I can't deal with this!
00:52:53 I'm not strong enough and
00:52:56 Look, Laurie, listen to me.
00:52:59 You are so much stronger
00:53:02 - Now, go on, sit down. Sit down.
00:53:07 ...and give me
00:53:09 I'm gonna give you some Haldol
00:53:12 - Haldol?
00:53:15 - It'll take some of these thoughts away.
00:53:18 - I want my prescription!
00:53:22 Fuck, you know what?
00:53:24 Fuck you and fuck this!
00:53:27 I'm tired of your:.
00:53:29 I'm so concerned
00:53:32 You know what? I would be fucking
00:53:35 - I'm really concerned right now.
00:53:38 - No, it's not bullshit.
00:53:41 ...you crazy bitch!
00:53:56 For most of us, Michael Myers
00:54:00 But for Dr. Samuel Loomis...
00:54:01 ...the bogeyman is all too real.
00:54:04 There have been rumors circulating
00:54:07 - What can you tell me?
00:54:09 ...after my last encounter
00:54:11 ...some startling facts
00:54:14 ...and I just thought that
00:54:16 Such as?
00:54:19 Read the book, as they say.
00:54:20 Weren't you horrified that
00:54:24 No, not really.
00:54:26 How you can lose a body, you
00:54:30 You better ask
00:54:33 Well, do you think that the body
00:54:35 Yes, probably. You know,
00:54:38 ...along with the Elephant Man's
00:54:42 But as my old Aunt Miri
00:54:45 "Freaks will always
00:55:03 What's up with the booze?
00:55:07 Oh, yeah. Meet my new best friend.
00:55:11 Oh, is this how
00:55:14 Maybe. Jealous?
00:55:18 - Whatever.
00:55:20 I don't need your shit.
00:55:24 You don't need my shit?
00:55:27 You don't need my shit?
00:55:31 You better back the fuck off!
00:55:35 Or what, huh?
00:55:37 You know what, you act like you're the
00:55:41 I'm so not buying
00:55:45 I'm not putting up
00:55:47 Get the fuck out of my room!
00:55:54 I'm not impressed.
00:55:59 Fuck!
00:56:11 "Hey, Howard.
00:56:13 Can't afford the new tits.
00:56:19 Fucking whore.
00:56:20 Hey! Hey, Misty, come here.
00:56:23 Come on, it's on.
00:56:25 I'm on TV. You're missing it. Move
00:56:28 Oh, my God, baby.
00:56:30 Look at that. I'm incredible.
00:56:32 - the smile you'll have on
00:56:35 ...when you see some of my girls
00:56:39 Hey, Howard,
00:56:42 Hey, boss. That's right,
00:56:45 - That's why the whole town loves you.
00:56:48 They love me like cancer,
00:56:50 You look like that big guy.
00:56:53 The shit falls on his head.
00:56:55 "Grandfather, I'm mad,
00:56:57 Hey, where's my daughter with the
00:57:01 What are you talking about?
00:57:03 Yeah. Green makes you
00:57:06 Green. That suits you, man.
00:57:08 It really suits you.
00:57:12 Dumbass.
00:57:14 Hey, Howard, let me ask you
00:57:16 I got a riddle for you.
00:57:18 What does a stripper do with her
00:57:22 I don't know.
00:57:24 She gives him 10 bucks
00:57:30 - That's a good one.
00:57:34 Take out the trash, Howard.
00:57:36 He's good at taking out the trash.
00:57:38 I'm funny.
00:57:39 Yeah, I'm the big joke.
00:57:43 Hey, I'm on TV. Quiet.
00:57:45 Enjoy the fucking herpes, old man.
00:57:48 - I got an aura.
00:57:52 You have an aura.
00:57:54 - You're so bad.
00:57:56 - Auras are popping out.
00:58:05 Two-faced bitch.
00:58:12 Fucking Hoss. I'm fucking
00:58:15 You bitch.
00:58:19 "Yeah, Howard.
00:58:22 Can I have some money for
00:58:27 What the fuck you doing, man...
00:58:30 ...sneaking around back here?
00:58:34 Hey.
00:58:37 The boss don't like you bums
00:58:40 ...rooting around
00:58:43 So get a move on.
00:58:50 Look, man.
00:58:53 Don't give me no reason.
00:58:57 I already sent
00:59:01 ...to the emergency room tonight.
00:59:05 So...
00:59:06 ...I suggest you
00:59:11 ...and hit the bricks, Dorothy.
00:59:24 Trust me...
00:59:26 ...you filthy, dirty hippie...
00:59:30 ...you don't wanna be doing that.
00:59:33 Copy that, downtown?
00:59:39 Fuck.
01:00:34 We're done waiting.
01:00:36 Only a river of blood can bring us
01:00:50 It's up to you.
01:00:52 It's always been up to you, Michael.
01:00:55 Hey, baby, you know what?
01:00:58 So? I don't think my pussy is gonna
01:01:01 It's technically Halloween, baby.
01:01:03 How'd you like to be fucked
01:01:09 You're my bride of Frankenstein.
01:01:12 Big, green, scary monster!
01:01:14 Oh, no. Oh, I'm so scared.
01:01:17 - Titties good.
01:01:19 Ass good.
01:01:22 I'm gonna give it to you good.
01:01:24 I'm gonna give you
01:01:26 Jesus Christ!
01:01:30 What are you doing?
01:01:34 Come on, get the fuck out of here,
01:01:37 You're gonna stare me down?
01:01:40 Stare this down, motherfucker!
01:01:42 Come on now! I'll fucking blow two
01:01:46 I been to Nam. I'll take you out,
01:02:11 What are you doing?
01:02:39 Open the door! No!
01:02:42 No! Open the door!
01:03:46 Son of a bitch!
01:03:49 You fucking did it!
01:03:57 Fuck, what am I gonna do?
01:04:05 - Hello?
01:04:07 Hey, Dad. What's up?
01:04:09 Listen, is Laurie around?
01:04:12 I'd like to talk to her.
01:04:13 No, she left before I got up.
01:04:16 Well, could you do me a favor?
01:04:18 Could you find her
01:04:21 Why? What's going on?
01:04:23 Sweetie, I gotta tell you
01:04:25 Could you just do me
01:04:28 - Everything okay?
01:04:30 I just need to talk to her, sweetie.
01:05:36 He's still out there.
01:05:38 Rich and famous.
01:05:44 I hope he's having fun.
01:05:46 Are you a real redhead? Thank you.
01:05:49 - Here you go.
01:05:50 It's going very well, indeed.
01:05:52 Yes, look at the crowd.
01:05:55 Right, well done.
01:05:57 - Thank you.
01:06:00 - I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous. Chett.
01:06:04 - Big deep breath.
01:06:05 Chett Johns.
01:06:09 - Chett, the bringer of death.
01:06:12 That's Chett with two T's.
01:06:14 - Chett, the bringer of...
01:06:17 ...death. Oh, man,
01:06:20 - There.
01:06:23 ...that Michael is so much
01:06:25 Like Dahmer and that bitch Bundy...
01:06:28 ...because he eats at the core
01:06:32 - How people ostracize those-
01:06:35 - You're the man.
01:06:37 - You're the man, dude.
01:06:38 - You're awesome. Thank you.
01:06:42 Jesus. Well, we always have one,
01:06:48 Hi. How are you?
01:06:52 Do you want me to sign this?
01:06:54 You don't recognize her?
01:06:56 - Why? Should I?
01:07:00 Take a really good look at her.
01:07:02 - Oh, she's beautiful.
01:07:06 This is my daughter.
01:07:08 Lynda.
01:07:11 - Your monster killed her.
01:07:15 - He butchered her.
01:07:18 Do I have your deepest sympathy,
01:07:21 - I'm truly sorry.
01:07:23 - No, I didn't kill anyone.
01:07:24 All right, just calm down.
01:07:27 You butchered my baby. Back up!
01:07:29 You butchered my baby!
01:07:31 - Can we get somebody-?
01:07:33 Get your hands off me.
01:07:36 It's all right. Everyone,
01:07:39 - All right, I'm fine.
01:07:41 - Son of a bitch!
01:07:43 - I'm gonna kill you, Loomis!
01:07:44 I'm gonna kill you, goddamn it!
01:07:54 I mean, the police said
01:07:57 Oh, I feel so much better.
01:08:00 All part of the job, I suppose.
01:08:02 Spoon-feeding drivel
01:08:06 Comes with its own bloody price,
01:08:08 If you say so.
01:08:12 Just what is that tone,
01:08:14 Do you think I'm crossing the line
01:08:17 I mean, do please feel free
01:08:22 Well, off the record, yes.
01:08:23 Yes, actually, I think this book
01:08:27 These are people's lives
01:08:30 There's gonna be
01:08:40 Fuck.
01:08:42 Fuck!
01:08:44 Fuck! Fuck!
01:08:46 Fuck you, motherfucker!
01:08:49 Fuck!
01:08:52 Fuck!
01:09:03 Fucker!
01:09:22 Laurie?
01:09:25 Hey. Hey!
01:09:31 What is-?
01:09:33 I'm getting the fuck out of here.
01:09:34 Wait, hey! Listen, my dad called.
01:09:37 Yeah, I bet he was.
01:09:39 Tell me you didn't know, please!
01:09:41 - Tell me you didn't know.
01:09:43 Fuck it. I mean, daddy's
01:09:46 What are you talking about?
01:09:48 Hey, stop. Calm down. Look at me.
01:09:50 What is going on?
01:09:52 Let me just call my dad, okay?
01:09:55 You know what?
01:09:57 Tell him that Angel says
01:10:01 Who is Angel? Laurie!
01:10:06 Hey, fucking asshole!
01:10:09 Fuck you!
01:10:10 Hey, sweetie, did you find her?
01:10:12 Yes. She ran in and she ran out
01:10:16 "Tell your dad that Angel
01:10:19 Who the fuck is Angel?
01:10:21 Fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:10:27 I want you to head to my house
01:10:30 Oh, boss, last year she tried
01:10:33 You know she's not gonna like this.
01:10:35 Don't care what she likes.
01:10:36 Now head over to my place
01:10:39 ...you just sit outside with a shotgun
01:10:41 - ... like you did last year, all right?
01:11:00 Look, can I crash here tonight,
01:11:03 Yeah, okay.
01:11:05 What's up?
01:11:07 Look, I just found
01:11:10 ...freaking me the fuck out.
01:11:13 Okay. What is it?
01:11:16 I went into this bookstore...
01:11:18 ...and I got this book and...
01:11:20 - ... inside there's a bunch of pictures-
01:11:24 Fucking sick, huh?
01:11:27 I'm a chick dressing up as a dude
01:11:32 - Shut up.
01:11:37 Shit, baby,
01:11:40 I'm not me.
01:11:43 I'm not me. Do you understand
01:11:48 Not really.
01:11:51 Who are you then?
01:11:55 I'm Angel Myers.
01:11:58 Michael Myers' sister.
01:12:02 All right, even I wouldn't
01:12:04 You can't kid around about that shit.
01:12:07 - You're such a good little actress-
01:12:10 All right, if you fucking think I'm lying,
01:12:13 All right? Look.
01:12:15 There's me, Angel Myers.
01:12:17 And here's my fucked-up life.
01:12:22 Fuck.
01:12:24 Maybe it's a mistake.
01:12:29 Holy shit, dude.
01:12:32 This is fucking insane.
01:12:33 Our next guest gained infamy
01:12:36 ...for America's leading serial killer.
01:12:39 "Leading serial killer"?
01:12:41 "Leading"?
01:12:43 Anyway, his new book is called
01:12:46 ...is available somewhere.
01:12:51 - Dr. Loomis.
01:12:53 - Have a seat.
01:12:55 Thank you. Thank you. Very nice.
01:12:57 - Mr. Weird, how are you?
01:13:00 Great.
01:13:02 Now, you've been criticized
01:13:05 ...outright accused of profiteering
01:13:09 I mean, how do you even
01:13:12 Well, you know, I think that's
01:13:14 I always get permission
01:13:17 No, Al, I was talking to Loomis.
01:13:19 Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
01:13:20 No, no, no, please.
01:13:23 - Your turn. I'm done.
01:13:27 Actually, I take great issue
01:13:30 Besides, I might say that I've endured
01:13:35 ...in order to tell this story.
01:13:38 Yeah, everyone feels
01:13:40 I have never ever been
01:13:44 - You were fantastic. Trust me.
01:13:46 - Good night. Thank you.
01:14:06 - Trick or treat.
01:14:07 - Thank you.
01:14:21 Are you a giant?
01:14:25 Can we be friends?
01:14:31 Mark, come on.
01:14:34 Bye.
01:14:39 I wanna party. I've spent
01:14:43 ...and look where it's gotten me.
01:14:44 Fucking nowhere.
01:14:48 Fuck it, you guys.
01:14:51 Are you guys with me or not?
01:14:54 I just- I think that
01:14:57 I mean, what you need
01:14:59 - No, I don't.
01:15:02 ...watch TV or something.
01:15:03 Yeah, like, order some food...
01:15:05 ...and figure all this shit out.
01:15:08 I want...
01:15:11 ...to go party!
01:15:14 I wanna fucking get drunk.
01:15:19 I want to fucking party!
01:15:23 - I wanna party.
01:15:26 Come on, she wants to party.
01:15:28 - Please?
01:15:29 Come on. Come on, boo-boo,
01:15:33 All right, all right, all right. Fine.
01:15:36 - Has to be a chill night, though.
01:16:54 What the fuck? Andy, are you seriously
01:16:58 - This is ridiculous.
01:17:00 Well, I'm the boss of the boss...
01:17:02 ...and I say move your shitbox
01:17:06 Don't make a federal case out of it.
01:17:09 I'll do what I gotta do.
01:17:11 What the fuck are you
01:17:14 - You'll find out.
01:17:17 I'm shaking in my boots.
01:17:24 Okay, why don't we get back
01:17:28 I get another drink.
01:17:31 Good idea, huh?
01:17:32 Let's go. Captain Clegg
01:17:47 Yeah!
01:18:08 - Do you like my outfit?
01:18:10 What are you supposed to be?
01:18:12 I'm a chick who's dressing up
01:18:16 But you are a chick, though, right?
01:18:18 - Watch your step.
01:18:20 ...down my pants
01:18:23 At this point I don't really care.
01:18:28 - You're so cute.
01:18:31 - You got a fucking van?
01:18:33 It's got some drinks in there.
01:18:36 A "blowjob"? Is that what you guys
01:18:39 I call them "sucking a dick."
01:18:41 - There she is. She's a beauty.
01:18:45 I had a lot of fun in this van.
01:18:50 The Shaggin' Wagon.
01:18:52 It's a work of art. I like her-
01:18:59 What's the difference between
01:19:03 What?
01:19:05 There is no difference.
01:19:07 They both have a blank expression
01:19:15 I like them, you know what I mean?
01:19:19 The ladies seem to like it.
01:19:21 Yeah? The ladies love it?
01:19:24 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:19:26 - You get laid a lot?
01:19:28 Hey, hold this, Blondie.
01:19:31 Now Blondie and jack-o'- lantern
01:19:38 Hey, Gianova, do the trick.
01:19:40 Watch this.
01:19:46 I love it.
01:19:47 You look very pretty tonight,
01:19:51 I like your tattoos. Are they real?
01:19:54 - Oh, yeah. They're real.
01:19:56 - I was thinking about getting-
01:19:59 They are real. May I? That's-
01:20:02 - That's- That's nice. That's nice.
01:20:09 You big baby!
01:20:13 Go home!
01:20:15 - Talking's not working, okay?
01:20:19 I'm gonna shut up.
01:20:28 Okay, look. Time out, time out.
01:20:32 - I'll be right back. One second.
01:20:35 I gotta take a piss. I'll be right back.
01:20:38 So who says I wasn't
01:20:40 A little golden shower.
01:20:42 That's gross. You're a trip.
01:20:47 Hurry the fuck up.
01:20:49 Fucking hurry up, dude.
01:21:29 Oh, my God.
01:21:30 No! No! No!
01:21:33 Oh, my God. No!
01:22:09 Welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis.
01:22:13 Thank you, thank you.
01:22:17 Dr. Donald Faber, who's
01:22:20 He's not noted.
01:22:21 He says, "Nothing more
01:22:24 ...showcasing Dr. Loomis'
01:22:28 ...and never-ending quest
01:22:30 - Put that in your scrapbook.
01:22:33 Snap!
01:22:35 You got snapped on by Weird Al.
01:22:38 If I'd survived a shark attack, you'd
01:22:43 - Begging me to show the teeth marks.
01:22:46 Are you telling me there's no difference
01:22:50 Of course there is.
01:22:53 I'm a little confused. Are we talking
01:22:57 - ... or is this-?
01:23:07 Mya!
01:23:14 Mya!
01:23:18 Mya!
01:23:26 Looking for me?
01:23:27 Do you know where Mya is?
01:23:53 What do you want from me?
01:23:57 It's almost time
01:24:01 Is she ready?
01:24:03 Soon.
01:24:17 Laurie, Laurie.
01:24:18 Hey, hey! It's me, it's Mya.
01:24:21 - Come on.
01:24:27 Step. Steppity-steppity-step.
01:24:32 Hey, I so wanna go back in.
01:24:35 - And I wanna-
01:24:36 - No. We're going home.
01:24:38 Where's Harley?
01:24:40 I don't know.
01:24:41 - See, we need to go back in and-
01:24:43 She went to go hang out with
01:24:46 She'll find her way home.
01:25:00 Hello?
01:25:01 Hey, sweetie.
01:25:03 Seriously, Dad. Please stop calling.
01:25:06 - Okay?
01:25:19 I know you love me.
01:25:22 Oh, God. I love you too.
01:27:34 I'm glad you decided to come home.
01:27:37 Running away never solves anything.
01:27:42 I'm sure they have their reasons
01:27:46 Figure it out in the morning.
01:27:51 Hey, world!
01:27:53 Guess what.
01:27:55 I'm Michael Myers' sister!
01:27:58 I'm so fucked!
01:28:03 What am I gonna do, dude?
01:28:05 Just take it one day at a time.
01:28:08 One day at a time.
01:28:12 - Annie was right.
01:28:16 Home sweet home.
01:28:23 The place is, like, spinning.
01:28:28 - Want some tea?
01:28:36 Blended black/green tea?
01:28:41 - Berry blossom-
01:28:44 - Does it have caffeine in it?
01:28:48 No. Dude, I can't fucking read that?
01:28:53 Oh, yeah, it does.
01:28:55 It's okay. I'll sleep like a baby
01:29:06 These cookies are so good.
01:29:10 It'll help soak up
01:29:14 Don't think a cookie
01:29:24 My head.
01:29:33 What the fuck?
01:29:37 Annie?
01:29:46 Annie?
01:29:50 Annie?
01:29:53 Annie?
01:29:56 No, please.
01:30:03 Now go have some fun.
01:30:05 Okay.
01:30:07 Annie?
01:30:09 Annie!
01:30:12 - No, baby!
01:30:14 Oh, my God!
01:30:16 Mya, Mya, Mya!
01:30:18 I need you to calm down.
01:30:19 I need you to call 911. Please?
01:30:23 Go! Go!
01:30:26 Oh, my God! Annie!
01:30:29 Oh, my God, baby.
01:30:32 Fuck.
01:30:40 Baby.
01:30:43 Oh, my God.
01:30:45 There's a girl in the-
01:30:47 She's upstairs, she's-
01:30:48 I don't know if she's okay. She may be
01:30:52 Stay with me.
01:30:55 Please, I need you, okay?
01:30:57 Oh, my God.
01:30:59 Oh, my God, I need you so much.
01:31:02 Baby, I'm so sorry.
01:31:03 Mya, hurry!
01:31:05 I don't know. I'm on Cherrywood Road,
01:31:08 I'm at- Maybe it's avenue- Hold on.
01:31:10 Stay on the line.
01:31:13 It's- We're at 1-5-
01:31:21 Mya?
01:31:33 Mya, what's happening?!
01:31:54 It is him. Please go.
01:31:58 I'm not leaving you.
01:31:59 Baby, I'm gonna put you down.
01:32:00 - No.
01:32:02 No.
01:32:05 Okay.
01:32:08 Okay. Hold on, baby, hold on.
01:32:11 You know, Annie's gonna smell this
01:32:14 Sheriff Brackett.
01:32:16 I just got a 911 phone call.
01:32:18 - So did you dispatch?
01:32:21 - So why are you telling me about it?
01:32:24 ...the phone call
01:32:28 - No.
01:32:30 - I'm gonna stay right here.
01:32:33 No, baby, no. I'm not leaving you.
01:32:35 - It's okay. Go.
01:32:38 Baby? Baby?
01:32:40 Baby? Annie?
01:32:43 Annie? Stay with me.
01:32:45 Stay with me. Stay with me, baby.
01:32:48 You gotta stay with me. You gotta.
01:32:52 Annie, stay with me.
01:32:57 Annie?
01:33:00 Annie? Annie?
01:33:14 Annie?
01:33:29 Don't leave me, baby.
01:33:48 Annie.
01:34:46 You don't wanna go in there.
01:34:48 Where is she?
01:34:50 You don't wanna go in there, sheriff.
01:34:56 No.
01:34:59 Oh, God.
01:35:05 Oh, no. Annie.
01:35:09 Annie! God, no.
01:35:11 God, please.
01:35:13 Oh, God. No!
01:35:17 No!
01:36:57 Stop!
01:36:59 Stop, please!
01:37:01 Please stop!
01:37:03 Stop! Please!
01:37:06 Stop!
01:37:10 Please! Please stop!
01:37:14 Stop, please!
01:37:16 Stop!
01:37:20 Stop!
01:37:34 Stop.
01:37:36 Please stop. Stop, please.
01:37:42 Stop.
01:37:46 Hey.
01:37:48 Hey.
01:37:50 - Are you okay?
01:37:52 - He's coming. He's coming.
01:37:55 - It's okay.
01:37:57 - Please!
01:37:59 I gotta take you to a hospital.
01:38:00 We're gonna go to a hospital
01:38:03 It's okay. It's okay.
01:38:06 - Hurry.
01:38:08 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
01:38:12 You're all right. You're all right.
01:39:53 Chief.
01:39:55 We got another body
01:39:57 We got a witness.
01:39:59 She saw a large man carrying a girl
01:40:04 The state police believe the perp
01:40:07 ...just north of the crash site.
01:40:11 Okay.
01:40:12 Want me to handle it?
01:40:18 - I think maybe you should drive.
01:40:23 People, roll out.
01:40:26 Who are you?
01:40:32 You know who I am, Angel.
01:40:35 Now...
01:40:37 ...repeat after me:
01:40:40 I love you, Mommy.
01:40:44 I love you, Mommy.
01:40:49 I love you, Mommy.
01:40:55 I love you, Mommy.
01:40:58 I love you, Mommy.
01:41:00 I love you, Mommy.
01:41:02 I love you, Mommy.
01:41:04 Mommy, I love you! Please!
01:41:07 Let me go! Let me go!
01:41:32 You are surrounded.
01:41:34 Come out with your hands up.
01:41:36 - Help! Help, please!
01:41:41 You are surrounded.
01:41:43 - Come out with your hands up.
01:41:47 - purchases today to keep that
01:41:50 That's a big issue. When stock traders
01:41:56 You're an asshole.
01:41:58 This is breaking news.
01:42:00 This is Chopper 2.
01:42:02 This situation is just incredible. I
01:42:06 ...a man who police believe to be
01:42:11 ...has taken a hostage,
01:42:15 Miss Strode allegedly shot
01:42:18 ...after being abducted
01:42:20 As if this story couldn't get more
01:42:24 God, no.
01:42:27 Come out with your hands up.
01:42:30 You're surrounded.
01:42:33 T ell me you got a shot, Caleb.
01:42:35 - No, I can't get a clean shot.
01:42:38 In the shack. You're surrounded.
01:42:41 There is no escape.
01:42:43 Come out with your hands up.
01:42:47 - Waste of fucking time.
01:42:50 No sniper has a clean shot.
01:42:51 Hey, hey, hey! Get this vehicle out
01:42:55 - Hold this.
01:42:58 Sheriff.
01:43:03 Get up. Get up.
01:43:06 There's an innocent girl in there
01:43:10 ...but for your greedy fucking book.
01:43:14 I wanna shoot you.
01:43:18 I wanna shoot him.
01:43:21 - I wanna fucking shoot him!
01:43:24 You son of a bitch!
01:43:27 Please, I just...
01:43:29 ...came here because
01:43:33 There is nothing
01:43:36 ...that I wanna hear.
01:43:38 Sheriff, please.
01:43:40 You must trust me.
01:43:41 Look, this is pointless.
01:43:44 Michael's never gonna respond
01:43:48 Get him the fuck out of here.
01:43:50 Listen, I can draw him out.
01:43:51 I can draw him out. I need to do this.
01:43:53 - Let me do this.
01:43:56 All right, all right!
01:44:07 Get out of there!
01:44:09 Sheriff! I owe you.
01:44:12 - I owe you this.
01:44:16 - Stand down!
01:44:29 Michael.
01:44:35 She...
01:44:37 ...needs to come with me.
01:44:41 - Come on.
01:44:44 He's holding me down.
01:44:47 What?
01:44:49 Listen to me, Laurie.
01:44:53 Let me go!
01:44:55 Listen to me, Laurie, listen! Stop!
01:44:58 Let me go!
01:44:59 Listen to me!
01:45:02 Stop it!
01:45:03 - Stop! It's all in your mind.
01:45:07 - It's all in your mind!
01:45:10 - We are ready.
01:45:12 - It is time, Michael.
01:45:14 - Take us home.
01:45:17 Stop!
01:45:38 Michael, for God in hell...
01:45:41 Die!
01:45:48 Now!
01:47:27 Hold your fire! Hold your fire!