Hammer The

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00:00:18 [crowd cheering]
00:00:19 [bell dings]
00:00:20 [Man]
00:00:22 [punches landing]
00:00:29 [thud against canvas]
00:00:30 [bell dings]
00:00:36 [Man]
00:00:37 let go of your dreams.
00:00:40 But if your dream
00:00:42 and you're 45,
00:00:44 you may wanna let that one go.
00:00:48 On the other hand,
00:00:49 if your dream's to be
00:00:51 you can hang on to that baby
00:00:53 until, like, a year after you die.
00:00:56 Me, I don't even know
00:00:59 But it's all right.
00:01:01 I won't be turning 40 for another...
00:01:03 [alarm buzzes]
00:01:05 Ugh. I just turned 40.
00:01:07 [glass of water spills]
00:01:08 Jerry, what are you doing?
00:01:11 Sorry.
00:01:13 Good morning, sweet pea.
00:01:15 No, it's not morning until the sun's up.
00:01:18 Oh. If you just get
00:01:20 you could set your own hours.
00:01:23 Yup.
00:02:16 God damn it.
00:02:20 Oh, that's perfect, Speed Racer.
00:02:32 [heavy accent]
00:02:34 Oh, Ozzie.
00:02:36 What is it?
00:02:38 Is this that Clapton box set
00:02:40 Open it, man.
00:02:41 It's for you.
00:02:43 Oh, a commuter mug.
00:02:45 - Just what I wanted.
00:02:47 Thanks, buddy.
00:02:48 What you gonna do
00:02:50 Ah, thought I'd go to my crappy job
00:02:52 and get yelled at by my angry boss.
00:02:54 You did that last year.
00:02:56 Yeah, I know.
00:02:58 It's a Jerry Ferro tradition.
00:03:00 I bake a cake for you.
00:03:02 Do me a favor,
00:03:03 don't put the novelty candles
00:03:05 Yeah, why not?
00:03:07 No, it's not funny.
00:03:09 I almost blew a lung out
00:03:10 And by the way,
00:03:13 I'm blowing snot all over the cake,
00:03:15 and then you eat three pieces?
00:03:16 Very funny.
00:03:18 No, Ozzie, you're not listening.
00:03:20 It's not funny.
00:03:21 - You're eating booger cake.
00:03:36 Morning, Mike.
00:03:39 Yeah, you like it, Ferro?
00:03:40 You know, someday,
00:03:42 you might be able to upgrade
00:03:49 Thanks, buddy.
00:03:56 I think this chicken's
00:03:58 It's cactus.
00:03:59 Cactus?
00:04:01 It's good.
00:04:02 It's good if your plane
00:04:05 but not if you can walk
00:04:08 What'd the old lady pack
00:04:10 What do you take of marriage, Jerry?
00:04:12 What do I take of marriage?
00:04:14 I'm not getting married
00:04:16 Health insurance, then marriage.
00:04:18 That's my policy.
00:04:20 You just turned 40.
00:04:22 Yeah, but I'm not gonna do it like you.
00:04:23 Marriage, 30 kids,
00:04:25 with a wait-and-see approach
00:04:28 Hey, you two get 10 minutes for lunch.
00:04:31 Behind what?
00:04:32 Behind schedule, dipshit.
00:04:34 You know, Ferro,
00:04:35 you think you're smarter than everyone
00:04:37 'cause you got a quick tongue.
00:04:39 But you're just a grunt
00:04:41 amounting to nothing.
00:04:42 Leave him alone.
00:04:43 No, hablo retardo,
00:04:46 You know, you're lazy
00:04:48 Hey, Nicaragua.
00:04:50 Oh, well, same difference, Sanchez.
00:04:52 Now come on, get back to work.
00:05:19 Ozzie.
00:05:30 Nice try, assholes.
00:05:44 [glass shattering]
00:05:45 [car alarm blaring]
00:05:53 Mike, somebody threw a belt sander
00:05:59 Ferro.
00:06:05 Mike, Mike, calm down.
00:06:07 It's getting to both of us.
00:06:11 Yeah, you better run, you pussy.
00:06:13 And take the wetback with you!
00:06:16 Here, take this with you, too.
00:06:23 Got a little going away present for you.
00:06:26 How about that, huh?
00:06:27 Yeah, get the hell off
00:06:30 And take the beaner with you!
00:06:39 Thanks for the mug, buddy.
00:06:41 I'll talk to Steve about getting you
00:06:52 See you.
00:06:53 Why don't you have me and Ozzie
00:06:57 If you're looking for work,
00:06:58 why don't you just add another class?
00:07:00 You're still the people's choice.
00:07:01 That's not gonna help Ozzie.
00:07:04 I'm running a gym here,
00:07:12 Good job, Gus.
00:07:15 Tree, can you give me
00:07:18 Sure, Hammer.
00:07:20 Work it. Yeah.
00:07:23 You training this guy?
00:07:24 Nah, I'm just babysitting him
00:07:26 till Manny gets back from Chicago.
00:07:28 Just like that. Just like that.
00:07:31 They call you the Hammer
00:07:34 First off, I'm not a handyman.
00:07:37 And secondly, you're gonna find out
00:07:39 why they call me the Hammer.
00:07:40 Jab. One-two.
00:07:42 Right there.
00:07:44 Punching angry, huh?
00:07:46 I got fired today.
00:07:50 Who's that guy?
00:07:52 That's Jerry Ferro.
00:07:54 Long lefty with some pop.
00:07:58 What's his class?
00:07:59 Uh, he does the evening class.
00:08:02 No, I mean what weight class.
00:08:04 He was light heavy.
00:08:05 Back in the day,
00:08:14 Work, work, work!
00:08:16 [wood creaking, crash]
00:08:18 [crowd cheering]
00:08:22 Yo, Hammer!
00:08:25 Come on, get your hammer
00:08:30 [crowd shouting]
00:08:36 That's the same thing
00:08:38 Hi, fellas. Hey.
00:08:42 Look at the sky, baby.
00:08:43 Wow.
00:08:45 Who hangs a heavy bag
00:08:48 What?
00:08:49 God damn.
00:08:51 No, I mean,
00:08:53 with toggle bolts
00:08:56 You'd lag it into a ceiling joist.
00:08:58 A good fart would take this thing down.
00:09:00 Yo, man, you don't know shit
00:09:02 - about punching power, bitch.
00:09:04 I do know something about toggle bolts.
00:09:06 You would use toggle bolts,
00:09:09 like, a humming bird feeder,
00:09:11 a picture, or a mobile,
00:09:13 or like a wind chime,
00:09:14 One of those dream catchers.
00:09:17 North American Indians...
00:09:21 use these, uh...
00:09:23 You gotta...
00:09:27 and, you know, I use half-inch,
00:09:29 but some guys use 5/8,
00:09:36 I'm gonna take...
00:09:42 How would you like to move
00:09:46 That sounds fantastic.
00:09:49 Perhaps later we could put
00:09:55 Hundred bucks.
00:09:57 [crowd cheering]
00:10:02 All right,
00:10:04 this guy's been known
00:10:06 - Understand?
00:10:08 - Okay.
00:10:12 Time.
00:10:20 [cheering continues]
00:10:46 [cheering stops]
00:10:52 Oh, it's on now, toggle bolt.
00:10:54 [cheering continues]
00:11:07 All right, all right, all right!
00:11:09 That's enough!
00:11:12 That was a slip, motherfucker!
00:11:13 Don't go saying you knocked
00:11:16 Did you fellas see me knock
00:11:20 Oh!
00:11:23 Man, that's a slip.
00:11:25 Jerry, you still got it, man.
00:11:27 Thanks. Listen.
00:11:29 Someone's going to have to fix that bag.
00:11:31 Ozzie'll do it,
00:11:32 then Ozzie can check
00:11:34 otherwise you're gonna
00:11:38 Don't worry about it.
00:11:46 You got a heavy left hand.
00:11:48 How come I haven't seen you before?
00:11:51 I teach the 6 P. M. class.
00:11:53 No, I mean I thought
00:11:57 Oh, I'm not a pro.
00:11:59 I just fought some
00:12:01 So what are you?
00:12:03 Well, up until two hours ago,
00:12:06 So you still have
00:12:08 Not as a carpenter.
00:12:10 Listen, I'm taking a look
00:12:12 at some prospects tomorrow morning
00:12:13 for the Olympic trials.
00:12:16 [chuckles] No.
00:12:17 No, no, that ship...
00:12:19 That ship sailed a long time ago.
00:12:21 Well, if you change your mind.
00:12:24 The address is on there.
00:12:25 You're Eddie Bell.
00:12:27 Last time I checked.
00:12:43 Jab, cross.
00:12:44 Step out with the jab,
00:12:47 and then poom!
00:12:49 Turn the hips.
00:12:50 Good job, Shelly.
00:12:55 [chuckling]
00:12:59 What?
00:13:00 The punch starts
00:13:03 travels up the thigh,
00:13:06 and out the fist.
00:13:07 Look at your fist as a package
00:13:10 that needs to be delivered.
00:13:12 Now, look at your thigh
00:13:15 Don't hit him with your arm.
00:13:17 Hit him with your thigh and your ass.
00:13:21 Right. Uh.
00:13:23 That was more of a golf cart,
00:13:25 Stick your ass out,
00:13:29 Are you trying to take a dump, Tony?
00:13:32 Good face, Jeff.
00:13:35 Come on. Yeah.
00:13:39 How'd you get your shiner?
00:13:41 Oh, let's just say a client
00:13:46 I feel like prostitution
00:13:52 I'm a lawyer.
00:13:54 Oh, yeah.
00:13:56 I'm just saying, apropos of nothing.
00:13:58 It's a victimless crime.
00:14:01 You know.
00:14:02 How'd you get yours?
00:14:04 Trick got out of hand
00:14:06 [laughs]
00:14:09 Punch with your hips, everybody.
00:14:13 Hey, Jerry.
00:14:15 What's going on, Jeff?
00:14:16 I'm entering my first tournament.
00:14:17 Fantastic.
00:14:19 You've been boxing for like four weeks.
00:14:21 You think that's a good plan?
00:14:22 Oh, I'm ready for this one.
00:14:24 It's the Gay Games.
00:14:25 Yeah, but, Jeff, you're not gay.
00:14:28 No, no, but they don't check.
00:14:31 I figure I'll get a little
00:14:33 Kick a little ass.
00:14:35 I don't know, I've seen
00:14:37 They're pretty ripped.
00:14:38 Come on, you think
00:14:41 who enters the ring
00:14:43 Uh, I think you'd lose
00:14:45 Come on.
00:14:47 I've learned from the best.
00:14:56 Jerry? Jesus.
00:14:58 I mean, you refuse to get
00:14:59 but, what, you'll go be a punching bag
00:15:01 for a few extra bucks?
00:15:03 Ozzie and I quit today.
00:15:05 Well, Matt's an a-hole.
00:15:08 I take on two extra shifts,
00:15:10 and you quit your job?
00:15:13 I'm thinking about getting back
00:15:15 [chuckles]
00:15:17 What a great idea.
00:15:21 Come on, short stack,
00:15:23 Yeah, that's right, Jerry.
00:15:25 Another year has come and gone,
00:15:26 and you've done nothing.
00:15:28 You just quit your job!
00:15:30 You get another speeding ticket,
00:15:32 and I find a fucking maxi pad
00:15:35 All right?
00:15:38 This isn't working, Jerry.
00:15:56 I knocked this guy out
00:16:07 Hey, Jerry the best boxer I know, man.
00:16:10 Yeah, I'm the only boxer you know,
00:16:17 Hey, it's true.
00:16:19 Alexis Arguello. Nicaragua!
00:16:21 Rosendo Álvarez. Nicaragua.
00:16:23 Ricardo Mayorga. Nicaragua!
00:16:25 Nicaragua numero uno.
00:16:27 [all]
00:16:29 You guys sure seem
00:16:31 except for the part
00:16:34 not to live there anymore.
00:16:37 [speaking in Spanish]
00:16:42 All right, but one round,
00:16:46 - Oh!
00:16:47 [all]
00:17:01 Hey, Jerry, it's time to bed, man.
00:17:05 Big day tomorrow.
00:17:09 Good night, Jerry.
00:17:11 Good night, Oz.
00:18:18 Jerry! Jerry!
00:18:22 Wake up, man!
00:18:24 You're missing the tryout, man.
00:18:27 I'm gonna do
00:19:07 Better watch out for me, Coach.
00:19:08 I got mad skills.
00:19:09 Pop! Pop! Pop! Bow!
00:19:12 You got the sound effects down.
00:19:15 Are you his legal guardian?
00:19:17 No. No, I'm a boxer.
00:19:20 [chuckles]
00:19:22 You have to be invited.
00:19:23 Eddie invited me himself.
00:19:25 Well, I guess he's getting desperate.
00:19:27 [chuckles]
00:19:28 [whistle blows]
00:19:33 Who here knows how many gold medals
00:19:35 the United States boxing team has won
00:19:38 in the last two Olympics combined?
00:19:42 One!
00:19:45 That's right. Uno!
00:19:48 Cuba has won nine.
00:19:50 Kazakhstan has won three.
00:19:53 I don't even know where that is.
00:19:56 France has won
00:19:58 as the United States
00:20:01 France, for Christ's sake!
00:20:04 Today, we're going to find out
00:20:06 if anyone here
00:20:09 to change that in 2008.
00:20:14 Let's get started!
00:20:17 - [fighters grunting]
00:20:22 No, no, no.
00:20:23 No, no, no.
00:20:24 [whistle blows]
00:20:31 You look like shit.
00:20:34 I didn't get a ton of sleep last night.
00:20:36 Well, maybe you want
00:20:38 No, no.
00:20:39 No, I'm... I'm good.
00:20:42 All right, put that on...
00:20:44 unless you think that eyebrow
00:20:47 [laughs]
00:20:51 Good stuff.
00:20:53 [Man]
00:20:54 [Men cheering]
00:21:04 [Eddie]
00:21:14 [Men groaning]
00:21:19 All right, I think that's enough, huh?
00:21:21 I'm fine.
00:21:23 Are you sure?
00:21:25 I've never felt better in my life.
00:21:28 All right, go ahead.
00:21:43 [All]
00:22:06 [Men]
00:22:09 [crowd whispering]
00:22:16 Victor Padilla.
00:22:24 Did you fight Golden Gloves?
00:22:26 I fought Golden Gloves,
00:22:28 a while back.
00:22:31 You know, I was watching you.
00:22:32 You look good,
00:22:35 you drop your right just a little bit,
00:22:37 which is fine against an orthodox guy,
00:22:39 but if you get in with a southpaw,
00:22:41 you know, that could be trouble.
00:22:49 So when was your last fight?
00:22:52 November.
00:22:56 1987.
00:22:57 [laughs]
00:23:01 Hey, it's none of my business.
00:23:02 I'd like to see what you could do
00:23:03 if you took care of yourself.
00:23:05 I want you to lose 15 pounds
00:23:07 and be ready to fight at 178 in a month.
00:23:10 What's in a month?
00:23:13 The regionals in Phoenix.
00:23:15 Congratulations.
00:23:17 ## [ska]
00:23:23 # Fueled by a lack #
00:23:25 # Drew inspiration from a need #
00:23:27 # So many problems to crack #
00:23:31 # And mouths to feed #
00:23:33 # Crooked was the path #
00:23:36 [grunting song melody]
00:23:41 # The last hurrah? #
00:23:43 # Nu-uh, I'd do it again #
00:23:45 [grunting song melody]
00:23:47 # The rascal king behind the bars #
00:23:50 # Or the one in front of them #
00:23:52 # Let's go #
00:23:53 # The last hurrah? Nu-uh #
00:23:55 # Do it again #
00:23:57 [grunting song melody]
00:23:58 # The rascal king behind the bars #
00:24:01 # Or the one in front of them #
00:24:02 All right, everyone, find your bag
00:24:05 and do something horrible to it.
00:24:06 Not you, Lindsay.
00:24:09 I wanna work a little shoe shine,
00:24:10 a little left, right.
00:24:12 - Okay.
00:24:13 You ready?
00:24:15 Are you ready?
00:24:16 Let's see what you got.
00:24:18 [grunting]
00:24:21 [chuckles]
00:24:22 Don't take the mace
00:24:24 Come on.
00:24:29 You got plans tomorrow?
00:24:32 Not during the day.
00:24:36 Maybe we should just hold off
00:24:38 until an evening frees up for you.
00:24:40 Oh, just pick me up
00:24:42 What's the big deal?
00:24:43 Oh, the dreaded day date.
00:24:46 Oh, come on,
00:24:48 What's so bad about it?
00:24:50 It's not a date,
00:24:53 Jerry girlfriend leaving him.
00:24:55 Excuse me?
00:24:56 Jerry girlfriend leaving him.
00:24:58 - She...
00:25:00 - Oh.
00:25:01 - I'm sorry.
00:25:02 Have you guys met?
00:25:04 Lindsay, Loud-mouth.
00:25:06 When?
00:25:08 She left, uh...
00:25:11 You know, it's been a while.
00:25:12 Wednesday. Wednesday.
00:25:14 Wednesday.
00:25:15 She technically moved out on Wednesday,
00:25:18 but she checked out
00:25:22 We both did.
00:25:23 - Oh.
00:25:25 Well, um, I'll see you at noon.
00:25:27 - All right.
00:25:29 See you.
00:25:33 - Silky smooth.
00:25:34 - Silk.
00:25:36 - Yeah, velvety smooth.
00:25:38 I don't know if you can
00:25:41 but chicks don't dig it
00:25:44 you've been dumped.
00:25:45 But it's true.
00:25:47 It's also true I have a hairy ass,
00:25:50 but I don't weave it into
00:26:00 Hey, yo, Vic.
00:26:01 You know Coach won gold
00:26:02 in four different weight classes?
00:26:03 I'm gonna make it five.
00:26:05 I'm going to be his second lightweight.
00:26:07 Hey, they say you're pretty good
00:26:09 Let's see what you're gonna do
00:26:12 - [kissing]
00:26:15 Well, if it isn't the Pale Rider.
00:26:17 I was just telling my man Vic here
00:26:18 how I'm gonna be the latest
00:26:20 long tradition of Olympic champs.
00:26:22 Are you light heavy?
00:26:24 That's right.
00:26:26 I'm surprised Eddie didn't tell you,
00:26:28 but I'm going to be the new sheriff
00:26:34 You?
00:26:35 Good, good.
00:26:36 I'm glad you guys
00:26:38 'cause you're going to be spending
00:26:40 Let's get to work.
00:26:42 Hold on, Coach.
00:26:43 This dude's, like, 40 years old.
00:26:46 I'm standing right here, you know?
00:26:47 I can hear what you're saying.
00:26:48 Coach, man, you wouldn't give
00:26:50 a 40-year-old black guy a shot.
00:26:51 Yeah, Coach,
00:26:53 finally gonna get a fair shake
00:26:54 in the fight game?
00:26:56 Come on, let's get
00:27:41 Okay, let's keep the feet moving,
00:27:44 keep the elbows in,
00:27:45 Amateur boxing is
00:27:48 A light jab scores
00:27:52 And a knockout
00:27:54 - Yeah, okay.
00:27:56 All right.
00:28:05 [laughs]
00:28:06 If you think I want
00:28:08 middle-class white dude
00:28:09 thinking he's in some
00:28:11 messing with my mission,
00:28:13 man, you even more
00:28:17 I'd have kicked your ass,
00:28:19 but calling me middle-class
00:28:21 is about the nicest thing
00:28:32 [engine clanking]
00:28:37 How much for the roses?
00:28:39 $12 a dozen.
00:28:40 Will you take ten bucks
00:28:43 Okay.
00:28:45 Como se llama?
00:28:47 - Carlos.
00:28:50 Carlos, two days ago, my friend,
00:28:52 I was right where you're at.
00:28:54 Not on the onramp of the 405,
00:28:57 but in my head.
00:28:58 You know what I mean?
00:28:59 I didn't know what was going on.
00:29:01 I was at a crossroads in my life.
00:29:03 Now, look at me.
00:29:06 Huh?
00:29:08 You know, it's like... like I wanna
00:29:10 And I'm thinking, like,
00:29:13 When's your time?
00:29:16 When's Carlos going to start doing
00:29:18 what Carlos wants to do, right?
00:29:19 - All right?
00:29:21 All right.
00:29:22 What's Carlos want to do?
00:29:27 Peanut?
00:29:32 [Jerry]
00:29:34 on the passenger side,
00:29:35 so just hang tight here
00:29:43 It's, uh... It's kind of a two-man gig.
00:29:46 Just stay clear there.
00:29:47 On three, lift the handle, please.
00:29:49 You want me to lift it?
00:29:51 Yeah, lift it on three,
00:29:53 - All right, you ready?
00:29:55 One, two, three.
00:29:57 One more... One more try.
00:29:58 - Okay.
00:29:59 Ready? Here we go.
00:30:02 - Perfect.
00:30:03 Like you've been doing it
00:30:05 Your chariot awaits.
00:30:06 Nice to see chivalry isn't dead.
00:30:13 And because...
00:30:16 the door's been flying open
00:30:18 I'll give you a little bungee action.
00:30:19 - Okay.
00:30:21 Thank you.
00:30:23 And it's off we go.
00:30:31 The La Brea Tar Pits.
00:30:33 - Yeah.
00:30:34 This date's officially been
00:30:39 Come on, now what's wrong
00:30:41 I've lived in L.A. for six years,
00:30:43 - I really want to see them.
00:30:45 - Yeah.
00:30:46 Close your eyes...
00:30:48 and picture a giant pit
00:30:51 filled with used transmission fluid.
00:30:54 We've been there.
00:30:57 [Lindsay]
00:30:59 Yeah, I really...
00:31:02 This is breath-taking.
00:31:03 - Can you smell it?
00:31:06 To wake up every morning
00:31:09 No other city but Los Angeles
00:31:11 It's really an embarrassment.
00:31:13 Is it more than you
00:31:15 Tar is not an attraction,
00:31:19 You try to get away from tar.
00:31:20 I don't know why there's not
00:31:21 more postcards with this on it.
00:31:23 Do chick mastodons have the tusks
00:31:25 or is that just the dude...
00:31:26 Any other city, by the way,
00:31:28 would have filled this in
00:31:30 This is humiliating.
00:31:31 Look, it says here that every one
00:31:33 of the exhibits in the museum
00:31:35 was pulled from one of these pits.
00:31:37 Right in the middle of L.A.
00:31:39 I'll tell ya, l...
00:31:40 My heart's beating too fast.
00:31:42 I think I gotta sit down.
00:31:43 Los Angeles is awesome.
00:31:45 No professional football team,
00:31:47 but all the fiberglass
00:31:51 Look at these kids.
00:31:52 They look pissed off
00:31:55 I would sue my parents
00:31:58 [Lindsay]
00:32:00 I did not realize
00:32:02 what it would be like
00:32:04 I was all wrong about this place.
00:32:06 - See?
00:32:07 I told you how fun it is.
00:32:09 Yeah, and maybe later
00:32:11 what it feels like to step
00:32:13 or be run over by a cattle truck.
00:32:15 - This is going to be a great day.
00:32:17 You wanna dip an apple
00:32:18 into that or something,
00:32:20 No, I'm good.
00:32:21 [Jerry]
00:32:24 [sotto voce]
00:32:26 to read their Bible again.
00:32:28 [Lindsay]
00:32:31 [Jerry]
00:32:34 Don't you ever ponder your place
00:32:36 in the continuum of life?
00:32:38 Well, wherever it is,
00:32:39 I'm sure it's behind the slow driver.
00:32:43 I'd put you right about here.
00:32:48 That reminds me,
00:32:50 I gotta get into shape.
00:32:52 [chuckling]
00:32:54 Are your glutes this size?
00:32:57 No, that's enhanced.
00:33:00 So, what happens at the regionals?
00:33:02 Well, if I win at the regionals,
00:33:04 then I go to the nationals.
00:33:05 And if you win at the nationals?
00:33:08 Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:33:10 Success isn't exactly in my DNA.
00:33:13 But if you did?
00:33:14 If I did, I go to the Olympics.
00:33:17 Oh.
00:33:20 So, why did you quit
00:33:24 I killed a man in the ring.
00:33:26 Oh, my God, really?
00:33:27 Nah. I wish I had
00:33:31 I was just, you know...
00:33:33 I don't have any reason why.
00:33:35 I didn't get clipped by a motorcycle
00:33:36 or have to take care of my sick mom.
00:33:38 I was just...
00:33:41 Like, when you're 19, you just...
00:33:43 At that age, it's just more fun
00:33:45 to play Atari and smoke pot
00:33:46 than it is to do sit-ups and road work.
00:33:49 And at what age is doing sit-ups
00:33:51 more fun than getting high
00:33:54 That age.
00:33:58 [Jerry]
00:33:59 But why grind through law school
00:34:02 if not to cash in on the big bucks?
00:34:05 Irrational love of the underdog.
00:34:07 And by "underdog"
00:34:10 Hey, not all my clients are crackheads.
00:34:13 Some are meth-heads.
00:34:14 - [chuckles]
00:34:15 There's probably one now.
00:34:17 Just a sec.
00:34:20 Hello?
00:34:21 But it's Saturday.
00:34:24 Crime doesn't take weekends off,
00:34:28 You're so butch.
00:34:34 [Lindsay]
00:34:36 for a day date.
00:34:37 A little abbreviated.
00:34:39 Perhaps we can work our way up
00:34:41 to late afternoon date?
00:34:42 Maybe even a dusk date?
00:34:44 I know a romantic little landfill
00:34:47 You'd love it.
00:34:48 Oh, I'm sure I would,
00:34:50 but, um, this is a rough stretch for me.
00:34:51 I have depositions all week.
00:34:53 Yeah, me too.
00:34:55 I mean, not depositions,
00:34:58 because I'm in training now, you know.
00:35:00 - Oh, yeah.
00:35:02 Crack of dawn and road work.
00:35:03 - You know, the whole thing.
00:35:05 Well, I'll see you in class.
00:35:09 Okay.
00:35:21 Take care.
00:35:24 I got it.
00:35:39 [tires squealing]
00:35:50 [alarm beeping]
00:35:54 [alarm stops]
00:35:56 [alarm beeping]
00:35:57 [alarm stops]
00:35:59 [alarm beeping, stops]
00:36:00 [alarm beeping, stops]
00:36:01 ## ["Eye of the Tiger"]
00:36:04 [alarm beeping]
00:36:06 [alarm stops]
00:36:15 [lamp clattering]
00:36:20 196, Coach.
00:36:22 [sighs]
00:36:23 Oh, you're off to a great start.
00:36:24 You put on three pounds.
00:36:26 - Muscle mass, Coach.
00:36:28 I just don't see how
00:36:31 at the same time.
00:36:32 You know, I've see guys
00:36:34 You're one of those 95-percenters
00:36:36 who never quite gives it
00:36:39 Actually, I'm a 75-percenter
00:36:41 who's giving you an extra 20%.
00:36:43 Get out of here.
00:36:46 Scrub.
00:36:48 Okay. And jab.
00:36:50 Jab, jab, jab.
00:36:53 Jab, jab, jab.
00:36:56 And uppercut.
00:36:58 Uppercut.
00:36:59 Uppercut. Uppercut.
00:37:01 Uppercut.
00:37:02 Oz! Ho!
00:37:03 Oswaldo Sanchez, everybody.
00:37:06 Yeah, thank you.
00:37:07 Thanks for covering for me.
00:37:09 You go vomit in the men's room.
00:37:11 Sorry I'm late.
00:37:13 Weight on the ball of the back foot.
00:37:15 Start with the straight jab.
00:37:17 Don't be squared off.
00:37:20 This is the third class she's missed.
00:37:23 I don't know, buddy.
00:37:24 You know, some women,
00:37:26 you have no money,
00:37:28 no education,
00:37:30 they lose interest.
00:37:32 Yeah, I know.
00:37:35 Just as well, anyway.
00:37:38 I don't have time to jump
00:37:52 You guys got ten days
00:37:54 and you both need
00:37:56 You can use your back hand,
00:38:00 nothing to the head, you got it?
00:38:02 Time!
00:38:07 Ho, whoa!
00:38:09 - Get off!
00:38:11 I told you no punches to the head!
00:38:13 All right, you guys wanna fight,
00:38:16 In here, we box.
00:38:22 Yeah, weight on the ball
00:38:24 and then turn the hip.
00:38:27 Although you don't have hips,
00:38:30 turn 'em, and drive the right.
00:38:32 Hey, yo, Jerry, what's next?
00:38:34 How to hit the canvas?
00:38:36 Whoever does not love his brother,
00:38:39 And whoever loves God
00:38:42 He ain't my brother. Huh.
00:38:44 But he sure is heavy.
00:38:46 You ain't gonna never make 178, fat boy.
00:38:54 I gotta get into shape, Oz-man.
00:38:56 I train you, man.
00:38:58 Yeah, I gotta get on your program.
00:39:01 Orale queso.
00:39:03 What's your secret?
00:39:14 # Oh, plug me in and turn me on #
00:39:17 # Listen here 'cause here it come #
00:39:19 # Got hot licks on your guitar strings #
00:39:22 # Riffs and rhythms and guitar things #
00:39:26 # Turn me on and turn me up
00:39:27 # I am alive and amplified #
00:39:31 # Turn me on and turn me up
00:39:33 # I am alive and amplified #
00:39:36 # Turn me on and turn me up
00:39:38 # I am alive and amplified #
00:39:41 # Turn me on and turn me up
00:39:43 # I am alive and amplified #
00:39:46 # Na, na, na, na,
00:39:48 # Na, na, na, na,
00:39:51 # Na, na, na, na,
00:39:54 # Na, na, na, na,
00:39:56 # Na, na, na, na,
00:39:59 # Na, na, na, na,
00:40:09 Whoo! Yeah.
00:40:16 Gordito.
00:40:19 Get off of there, you jackass.
00:40:25 178, baby.
00:40:26 You got it.
00:40:28 178.
00:40:29 Punch it. Go ahead.
00:40:30 Get away from here.
00:40:44 Hey, Coach...
00:40:45 I thought I was your light heavy.
00:40:48 You wanna win the gold medal,
00:40:49 and you're worried about Jerry?
00:40:50 No, I just don't see
00:40:52 Every great champion
00:40:55 Robinson had LaMotta,
00:40:56 Archie Moore had Joey Maxim,
00:40:59 Zale and Graziano had... each other.
00:41:02 Who are those guys?
00:41:03 Ah. Listen.
00:41:04 Two of your biggest
00:41:07 are tall lefties like Jerry.
00:41:08 Now, I could pay him
00:41:12 or I could let him think he's got
00:41:16 and get him for free.
00:41:18 Trust me, working
00:41:21 is gonna help you win a gold medal.
00:41:24 You're my light heavyweight.
00:41:26 Huh?
00:41:27 - Okay, Coach.
00:41:39 You got some change?
00:41:41 - Yeah.
00:41:43 Remember, you're worried
00:41:45 your record, and your eligibility,
00:41:47 and Uncle Jerr is the only one
00:41:51 willing to stick his neck out for you.
00:41:53 All right?
00:41:54 But I was born here in Los Angeles.
00:41:56 Don't over-think it, buddy.
00:41:57 Just act natural.
00:42:02 This comes off his record
00:42:07 His parole's been impeccable.
00:42:10 I don't see anything
00:42:12 Victor, what made you think
00:42:15 [heavy accent]
00:42:18 Wow. I gotta tell you,
00:42:21 I mean, this is great news.
00:42:22 I told you.
00:42:23 I told you it would all work out.
00:42:25 Uh, listen, why don't
00:42:27 let Jerry mop up in here?
00:42:29 Huh? Good news, huh?
00:42:32 I'll get you some ice cream.
00:42:35 That's, uh...
00:42:37 Poor kid.
00:42:38 I've seen what society
00:42:41 The latch... the latchkey kids.
00:42:43 They just... just turn their backs
00:42:46 Then I've seen the streets
00:42:49 They're... They're dis...
00:42:50 They're dispensable.
00:42:52 Dispendable... Expendable.
00:42:56 Missing class?
00:42:57 Yeah, I've been swamped.
00:42:59 Oh. You think a night
00:43:03 It doesn't look good.
00:43:09 How about dinner tomorrow night?
00:43:11 Pick me up at eight?
00:43:13 Works for me.
00:43:16 Oh, and Jerry?
00:43:18 You could've just called.
00:43:21 Yeah.
00:43:27 Did a perp really take a swing at you?
00:43:30 Oh, not exactly.
00:43:31 They offered us a plea bargain,
00:43:33 I said he should take it, he got mad,
00:43:35 threw my scales of justice
00:43:36 I ducked and hit my head on the desk.
00:43:38 Oh. You know, when my boss
00:43:40 - was attacking me with a pickaxe,
00:43:41 I tendered my resignation
00:43:43 right then and there on the spot.
00:43:45 - I said to him, "Good day to you, sir!"
00:43:47 I bid him adieu right there.
00:43:49 Can we still call you the Hammer
00:43:50 even though you're not
00:43:52 Yes, because I got the name
00:43:56 but because I knocked
00:43:59 That's where I got
00:44:01 - Oh, really?
00:44:03 Really. I got this.
00:44:05 You just lost your job.
00:44:07 Yep, but I picked up
00:44:10 and Steve's having me and Ozzie
00:44:11 do some work around the place,
00:44:13 I'm thinking about retiring
00:44:15 I'm going out tiara shopping after this.
00:44:17 You need a tiara?
00:44:18 A pony?
00:44:19 Let's go Dutch.
00:44:21 The Dutch must be
00:44:24 to be known throughout the word
00:44:26 You ever think about that?
00:44:28 Yes. Well, don't forget
00:44:31 Yeah, but when people say,
00:44:33 they're not talking about
00:44:35 they're talking about
00:44:36 I'm just saying, how many checks
00:44:38 do you have to split as a nation
00:44:40 before this becomes your thing?
00:44:42 And do you think they find it racist?
00:44:45 I would find it racist.
00:44:46 I didn't mean to slur
00:44:48 I just think we should split it.
00:44:50 Well, we're not,
00:44:51 because this is going in the books
00:44:53 as a date, not a draw, all right?
00:44:55 So...
00:44:57 you can, uh...
00:44:59 try that one, my good man.
00:45:01 And, uh, take
00:45:03 [mouths words]
00:45:10 So what's the best part of your job?
00:45:12 Getting someone a second chance.
00:45:14 And what's the worst part of your job?
00:45:16 Watching them squander it
00:45:17 and come back across
00:45:19 Oh. This is nice stucco work.
00:45:23 You know, this is done
00:45:25 and if you wanted it
00:45:27 - I don't do stucco, really.
00:45:38 It's too bad you're in training.
00:45:41 Why?
00:45:42 Well, don't they say
00:45:44 refrain from intimacy
00:45:47 [scoffs]
00:45:50 Please.
00:45:51 That's a thousand years old.
00:45:52 Well, you know,
00:45:55 you expend massive
00:45:58 - Eastern philosophy?
00:46:00 We're in Burbank, grasshopper,
00:46:01 and I got enough chi
00:46:03 - Oh, yeah?
00:46:04 Yeah, I'm overstocked with chi.
00:46:06 Watch out, it's chi dealing days.
00:46:07 Oh, really?
00:46:08 Yes, I'm Chi Chi Rodriguez.
00:46:10 Believe me, I'm a Chia Pet.
00:46:11 Okay, no, no.
00:46:12 I'm not gonna be responsible for
00:46:13 messing up your big comeback.
00:46:14 No.
00:46:16 I will gladly sign a waiver.
00:46:18 You could draft it up
00:46:22 It'll be all aboveboard.
00:46:27 Let me know how it goes, okay?
00:46:29 All right, I'll call you from Arizona.
00:46:32 Don't take too many shots to the face.
00:46:34 Oh, that's inspirational.
00:46:37 How about a little something like,
00:46:39 Oh, right.
00:46:41 I believe in you, Jerry.
00:46:43 How could I lose?
00:46:59 I'll see you in Phoenix.
00:47:00 You're not riding with us, Coach?
00:47:02 I'm too old for a six-hour van ride.
00:47:05 I'm flying.
00:47:08 Okay. Hey, uh, Coach,
00:47:10 a little extra help in the corner?
00:47:14 - Yeah?
00:47:15 Ozzie!
00:47:22 Coach.
00:47:23 No, you get your rest
00:47:26 Basically, this should be
00:47:28 Give you a chance to work
00:47:30 - I taught you, okay?
00:47:32 Come on, the party patrol's leaving!
00:47:35 Poor schmuck.
00:47:36 It's a long way to drive
00:47:39 [chuckles]
00:47:49 Who's your favorite boxer?
00:47:52 Me.
00:47:54 Shocking.
00:47:55 You know, Coach Bell says two fighters
00:47:58 from each weight division
00:48:02 we may both move on to the nationals.
00:48:04 Look, man, maybe after I knock you out,
00:48:07 we can spend some time really connecting.
00:48:09 But in the meantime,
00:48:10 this ain't no Big Brother program.
00:48:13 That's good.
00:48:14 Take that energy,
00:48:16 and harness it.
00:48:17 Use it.
00:48:18 You've got the eye of the asshole,
00:48:22 [Ozzie]
00:48:25 Onion ring. Chicken nugget.
00:48:27 Keep digging, Ozzie.
00:48:28 I'm sure there's some cactus
00:48:35 I see where you got your killer abs.
00:48:38 Hey, look, Jerry, don't even
00:48:41 don't have to work as hard to stay fit.
00:48:43 No. That's right.
00:48:45 Everyone's exactly the same.
00:48:47 Eskimos and Kenyans
00:48:50 And the Kenyans,
00:48:51 they just win the marathons every year
00:48:53 because they're better at jogging.
00:48:54 What is it?
00:48:55 If I said blacks were better
00:48:59 If I said whites were better
00:49:02 If I said we were the same,
00:49:04 So screw it,
00:49:06 You know what, Jerry?
00:49:08 I'm sensing a little jealousy.
00:49:10 Are you mad because
00:49:13 and you're just putting
00:49:17 How's that salad?
00:49:19 Tastes like a rabbit
00:49:26 [indistinct chatter]
00:49:37 Jesus Christ, that guy's an amateur?
00:49:39 That's Darius Reece.
00:49:41 Coach Bell said he'd make sure
00:49:44 so I don't have to worry
00:49:54 Oh, perfect.
00:49:55 Anybody you want us to notify?
00:49:57 Next of kin?
00:49:59 Are you an organ donor?
00:50:01 The Lord works through me.
00:50:03 He is all knowing and forgiving.
00:50:07 I know He loves me,
00:50:09 because we are all His children.
00:50:13 God loves us all.
00:50:15 He is love.
00:50:27 Amen.
00:50:30 Coach.
00:50:31 Robert.
00:50:32 So where's Jerry?
00:50:34 I'm going to tape him up.
00:50:36 That's one cold draw
00:50:39 He served his purpose.
00:50:41 You just worry about
00:50:45 Coach, don't let him get hurt too bad.
00:50:55 Now, you can't fight inside with this guy.
00:50:58 He's too strong.
00:51:00 And you can't dance on the outside.
00:51:02 He's too fast.
00:51:04 What's that leave?
00:51:05 Construction.
00:51:08 Hey, I'm just kidding.
00:51:10 But you gotta keep moving.
00:51:11 This guy was not
00:51:14 five years ago for nothing.
00:51:16 What's he been doing
00:51:18 He's been doing five years.
00:51:26 I gotta pee.
00:51:28 I just taped your gloves.
00:51:32 And you've got a protective cup on.
00:51:34 I'm not gonna help you.
00:51:42 It's gotta go down and to the left.
00:51:44 Hold still. Don't fight me.
00:51:46 Hurry. Hurry.
00:51:49 [door opens]
00:51:50 It's too hard, man.
00:51:52 Quit complaining.
00:51:54 I not sign up for this.
00:51:56 [crowd cheering]
00:52:23 Come on.
00:52:26 and jab, jab, jab.
00:52:27 Yeah, be hard to hit, Jerry.
00:52:31 Work the body early.
00:52:32 Work the body, Jerry.
00:52:36 [bell dings]
00:52:40 # Love is a burning thing #
00:52:45 # And it makes a fiery ring #
00:52:50 # Bound by wild desire #
00:52:55 Ozzie!
00:52:56 Sorry.
00:52:59 [bell dings]
00:53:01 # I fell into a burning ring of fire #
00:53:06 # I went down, down, down #
00:53:08 # And the flames went higher #
00:53:11 # And it burns, burns, burns #
00:53:15 You can't stand right in front of this guy.
00:53:18 He'll be punched out
00:53:20 It's only a four-round fight.
00:53:22 - Oh, thank Christ, 'cause I'm gassed.
00:53:25 # I fell into a burning ring of fire #
00:53:30 # I went down, down, down #
00:53:32 # And the flames went higher #
00:53:35 # And it burns, burns, burns #
00:53:39 # The ring of fire #
00:53:41 # The ring of fire #
00:53:43 [bell dings]
00:53:45 # The ring of fire #
00:53:47 # The ring of fire #
00:53:50 I gotta get going.
00:53:52 What do you mean?
00:53:53 I gotta go tape Robert.
00:53:55 I got another round here, Coach.
00:53:57 Hey, we had a good run.
00:54:01 Good run?
00:54:03 Where's Ozzie?
00:54:04 I sent him to get something
00:54:07 Listen, when you're finished here,
00:54:09 come on over and root for Robert.
00:54:18 [Mike]
00:54:20 working with illiterates,
00:54:22 [Nicole]
00:54:24 and you've done nothing.
00:54:27 [Eddie]
00:54:29 who never quite gives it
00:54:35 Okay, Jerry.
00:54:38 [bell dings]
00:54:54 Wow! Wow!
00:55:01 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Oh!
00:55:03 [bell dings]
00:55:07 [shouting]
00:55:09 Hey, you there? Pick up.
00:55:12 I won all my fights.
00:55:17 The only dicey moment I had
00:55:20 when the ringside doctor
00:55:22 because he said I had
00:55:27 [crowd cheering]
00:55:31 I wish you could've seen it.
00:55:33 Are you sprinting...
00:55:36 Can you hear me?
00:55:42 [shouting, cheering]
00:55:44 This is Jerry, by the way.
00:55:48 Hey, yo, hand me your keys, man.
00:55:50 Ah, I don't mind. I got it.
00:55:52 No, I needed my rest
00:55:54 I can drive back.
00:55:56 It's no problem.
00:55:58 It's like that, Jerr?
00:56:04 Come on, man.
00:56:08 [Jerry]
00:56:10 [Robert]
00:56:12 That's 'cause I know how to drive.
00:56:14 Go, go, go.
00:56:16 Hold up, man.
00:56:19 [Jerry]
00:56:21 I'm going to rent a donkey.
00:56:31 [police siren]
00:56:37 Jerry. Wake up, man.
00:56:40 What?
00:56:41 Jerry, wake up.
00:56:42 You gotta pull over.
00:56:43 No, man, I can't.
00:56:46 Switch seats.
00:56:48 Jerry, I got warrants, okay?
00:56:50 So what? Pull over.
00:56:51 I'm not taking a ticket for you.
00:56:53 Dude, the police gonna pull us over,
00:56:54 they gonna impound the car.
00:57:02 Officer, um, I don't know.
00:57:05 I must've just had highway hypnosis.
00:57:07 Usually she'll start to shimmy around 65
00:57:10 and give me a little heads up, you know.
00:57:11 - Tells me...
00:57:13 License and registration.
00:57:22 License and registration, please.
00:57:27 You haven't been drinking, have you?
00:57:29 No.
00:57:30 Let me tell you why you're getting
00:57:32 a citation this evening.
00:57:33 Driving too slow
00:57:36 can be just as dangerous
00:57:39 Slow pokes like yourself
00:57:42 place other drivers in tight spots.
00:57:46 You may think you were
00:57:48 but actually, you're putting
00:57:52 Imagine a large boulder
00:57:55 of a travel lane on a dark highway,
00:57:57 and you might just get an idea
00:57:58 of how dangerous this
00:58:04 There you are.
00:58:07 Let's not let this happen again.
00:58:11 And listen, this is the highway.
00:58:14 This is for the big boys.
00:58:16 If you can't handle it,
00:58:19 stick to the side streets.
00:58:21 You have a good night.
00:58:29 37.
00:58:33 37.
00:58:36 We're going 35 now,
00:58:40 Hold on, let me do some rough math!
00:58:42 We'll be back in L.A. in nine months!
00:58:44 Or should we just
00:58:46 and hope that the Earth
00:58:49 L.A. will just come around underneath us.
00:58:51 My walk to the van was faster than 37.
00:58:54 What are we, like
00:58:56 37!
00:58:59 Do you understand glaciers
00:59:04 So Robert hits this guy
00:59:07 I actually hear cracking
00:59:10 And then Victor breaks
00:59:14 so it's like a...
00:59:16 Sounds like a lot of fun.
00:59:18 Yeah, it's good times.
00:59:19 Yeah.
00:59:20 [Eddie]
00:59:22 Way to go. All right.
00:59:23 Atta boy, Victor!
00:59:24 All right.
00:59:27 Why do men need
00:59:30 'Cause they deduct points
00:59:31 if we punch each other in the balls.
00:59:33 Oh, I see.
00:59:35 You got it?
00:59:37 Oh!
00:59:42 No, no, I got it. I got it.
00:59:44 Let's review.
00:59:48 Shouldn't you be married by now?
00:59:50 I am married.
00:59:52 To my work.
00:59:58 Was that to me?
01:00:01 Any chance you two
01:00:05 No, not for you.
01:00:06 I'd like to start seeing your work.
01:00:09 I've always been attracted to your job.
01:00:12 [giggles]
01:00:13 Does your job ever talk about me?
01:00:30 I could stare at this forever.
01:00:33 Me, too.
01:00:37 Are you hungry?
01:00:38 Yeah.
01:00:39 Let's go.
01:00:40 My ass is asleep.
01:00:41 [laughs]
01:00:47 No offense, but I think
01:00:49 I mean, this is like
01:00:51 the surface of the moon out here.
01:00:55 I've been offered a job.
01:00:57 In real estate law.
01:00:58 Great.
01:01:01 You know what,
01:01:03 but get out of that
01:01:05 What do you need with
01:01:08 It's in Seattle.
01:01:10 So you're just gonna turn
01:01:13 I'm flying up tomorrow
01:01:15 I'm weighing my options a little bit.
01:01:18 You know what
01:01:20 A lot.
01:01:21 Yes, it real...
01:01:23 It's underwater
01:01:26 You'd essentially be moving
01:01:30 You wanna live in that castle
01:01:32 with the bubbles coming
01:01:34 It's a lot more money.
01:01:36 What about the tar pits?
01:01:37 Your beloved tar pits.
01:01:39 You think they have tar pits in Seattle?
01:01:42 No, they don't have big holes
01:01:45 That's... That's us, baby.
01:01:47 That's L.A.
01:01:48 Look, I'm not a 24-year old idealist
01:01:49 fresh out of law school
01:01:51 I mean, it's a really good firm.
01:01:55 Well, I guess you should check it out.
01:02:00 I'm probably not the guy
01:02:09 Was that the grill?
01:02:18 Hey, Jerry, man, wait up.
01:02:21 Hey, uh, I just wanted
01:02:24 for helping me back there at the van.
01:02:26 You did me a solid.
01:02:27 Yeah. You know what that ticket's
01:02:29 gonna do to my rates?
01:02:31 I mean, if I had car insurance?
01:02:34 Hey, Jerry, man, hold up.
01:02:35 I got something else to tell you.
01:02:37 What's going on?
01:02:40 Coach Bell's not being
01:02:44 What do you mean?
01:02:47 Sparring partner?
01:02:49 And a damn good one, too.
01:02:51 You know how much better
01:02:52 Robert's gotten working with you?
01:02:55 [scoffs]
01:02:57 I didn't sign up to be
01:03:01 Hey, you ate a lot of leather in Phoenix.
01:03:03 We're moving up in class now.
01:03:06 I knocked out Darius Reece in Phoenix.
01:03:09 Hey, who are we kidding?
01:03:11 That was a fluke.
01:03:12 You had the key to his roller skates.
01:03:16 Look, the point is
01:03:17 I gotta choose my date for the prom,
01:03:20 and it's Robert.
01:03:21 I can't take you both.
01:04:04 - Where we working?
01:04:06 Get in the truck,
01:04:08 Covert ops, baby.
01:04:12 When you talk to Mike?
01:04:13 I talked to Mike yesterday.
01:04:15 He said it's cool.
01:04:16 Come on, she gets back
01:04:18 We're up against the clock, buddy.
01:04:19 - Let's go.
01:04:21 We'll never finish
01:04:23 Now, come on.
01:04:24 You bring the 16-penny nails?
01:04:26 You didn't tell to me nothing.
01:04:27 You can't think of anything
01:04:52 What are you building?
01:04:56 Storage shed.
01:04:59 What are you siding it with?
01:05:01 T-111.
01:05:02 T-111.
01:05:03 You gotta be careful with that T-111.
01:05:05 You wanna get the margins right, you know.
01:05:07 They have a T&G joint.
01:05:09 If by T&G you mean
01:05:13 The T-111 has a shiplap seam.
01:05:14 I'm pretty sure it's T&G.
01:05:17 No. No. It's shiplap.
01:05:23 Well, let's talk foundation bolting.
01:05:24 What are you holding the bottom plate
01:05:27 Redheads.
01:05:28 Oh, you're going with wedge anchors.
01:05:30 I'd put 'em in when the slab was wet.
01:05:32 That way, I wouldn't have
01:05:34 Well, if I was going with a footing,
01:05:37 but we have a 4-inch slab, so...
01:05:39 Cut corners, people get hurt.
01:05:41 It's a tool shed.
01:05:43 It's not an underground
01:05:44 Okay. We're in earthquake country.
01:05:47 I don't know if you heard.
01:05:49 So what you building your man?
01:05:51 Uh, a deck.
01:05:53 Oh, that's sweet.
01:05:54 A deck, right?
01:05:56 No, I'm not building it.
01:05:57 You're not building it?
01:05:58 I'm building a deck, but not...
01:05:59 - I'm not building a deck for him.
01:06:01 I'm building a deck for my lady.
01:06:02 - Oh, for your lady.
01:06:03 What you screwing it off with, deckers?
01:06:05 No, using 16-penny
01:06:07 Oh, you get
01:06:10 with a core-stripped
01:06:12 I hit.690 in the Van Nuys
01:06:15 All-American, Arizona state.
01:06:19 - Ozzie.
01:06:21 Let's get those uh...
01:06:23 And let's go.
01:06:26 6,500 more washers,
01:06:29 [hammers pounding]
01:06:35 [electric saw whirring]
01:06:45 She lands in 34 minutes.
01:06:49 Amor.
01:06:50 Hey, don't tell anyone about this part.
01:07:06 # You are so #
01:07:11 # Beautiful #
01:07:15 # You are #
01:07:16 # I want you to know #
01:07:20 # I won't let it go #
01:07:23 # I won't let it sleep #
01:07:26 # Any day of the week #
01:07:29 # I should not talk #
01:07:31 # But I would like to say #
01:07:35 # I want you to know #
01:07:38 # I want you to stay #
01:07:41 # Here, please #
01:08:06 You're a piece of work, Ferro.
01:08:08 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:08:09 Hey, happy to see me?
01:08:11 Hey, Mike, listen,
01:08:14 two and a half days pay.
01:08:16 That should've more than covered
01:08:18 Yeah, yeah, but I get to work today,
01:08:20 and I see that some assholes
01:08:21 to a big old pile of wood.
01:08:25 Wasn't me.
01:08:26 Hold him still.
01:08:29 Now, you tell me
01:08:30 or I'm slamming this door
01:08:32 Mike, don't show off.
01:08:33 - One...
01:08:35 - Two...
01:08:37 Excuse me.
01:08:41 Problem?
01:08:46 You're still dropping your right a little
01:08:47 when you throw your left.
01:08:50 You don't need Bell.
01:08:52 Jerry, you can go on your own.
01:08:54 Trainers don't qualify
01:08:58 I don't know.
01:08:59 Maybe he's right.
01:09:02 So that's it.
01:09:03 You gotta worry about
01:09:06 Bell reigns you in.
01:09:08 Come on, Jerry, man.
01:09:10 I'm just saying,
01:09:13 You gotta think
01:09:15 I actually think you're relieved
01:09:25 Could I just...
01:09:27 [Woman]
01:09:30 No, taquitos.
01:09:31 - Eh?
01:09:34 Taquito?
01:09:35 Look, if you said spaghetti,
01:09:38 Taquito.
01:09:41 And then he hit me with two lefts
01:09:42 and a huge right,
01:09:44 and then I realized
01:09:45 how do I know the guy beating
01:09:47 is actually gay?
01:09:49 'Cause no one else
01:09:52 to pretend they were gay
01:09:53 to enter a boxing tournament.
01:09:55 Or would they?
01:09:57 What better way for a homophobe
01:09:59 to legally gay bash?
01:10:02 Jeff, do you think you're
01:10:07 Possibly.
01:10:17 Hey.
01:10:19 Hey.
01:10:23 That is the nicest thing
01:10:25 By far.
01:10:27 Well, you deserve it.
01:10:29 I should've told you
01:10:35 Well, I got a break
01:10:39 How's the training coming?
01:10:41 Uh, I'm not...
01:10:45 Why? You worked so hard.
01:10:48 It's... It's just not in my DNA.
01:10:54 Don't tell me you're
01:10:56 No, no.
01:11:00 What's happening with Seattle?
01:11:02 I, um...
01:11:06 I have to take it.
01:11:08 It's just too good to pass up.
01:11:11 I, um...
01:11:15 I gotta go.
01:11:27 I know it's no great digs,
01:11:31 We'll be fine.
01:11:32 When I live in Nicaragua,
01:11:35 the civil war...
01:11:38 I come here for opportunity.
01:11:40 Well, in about five minutes,
01:11:42 you're gonna get an opportunity
01:11:45 You have opportunity, Jerry.
01:11:47 Fight for your country.
01:11:50 Fight for yourself.
01:11:52 [sighs]
01:11:54 I gotta get a suck off the hose.
01:11:56 # Where have all my friends gone? #
01:11:59 # They've all disappeared #
01:12:03 # Turn around maybe one day #
01:12:07 # You're all that was there #
01:12:10 # Stood by unbelieving #
01:12:13 # Stood by on my own #
01:12:17 # Always thought I was someone #
01:12:21 # Turned out I was wrong #
01:12:25 # You brought me through #
01:12:29 # And you made me feel #
01:12:32 # So good #
01:12:35 # Why don't you stay behind? #
01:12:40 # So good #
01:12:42 # Why don't you stop? #
01:12:45 # Look at what's going down #
01:13:17 ## [rock]
01:13:26 Come on!
01:13:29 Come on!
01:13:33 [grunting]
01:13:37 # Now here I go #
01:13:39 # Hope I don't break down #
01:13:41 # I won't take anything #
01:13:43 # I don't need anything #
01:13:45 # I want to kill you #
01:13:47 # Upon the altar #
01:13:49 # You and me #
01:13:51 # You and me #
01:13:55 Come on!
01:13:56 [grunting]
01:13:59 [bag crashes to floor]
01:14:04 Who hangs a heavy bag
01:14:35 Looks like I won't be
01:14:38 Hi, Jerry.
01:14:41 Oh, don't worry.
01:14:46 [Announcer]
01:14:51 Victor Padilla with a narrow victory.
01:14:53 Yeah!
01:14:55 And Jerry Ferro's
01:14:58 Ferro advances to the semis.
01:15:01 A heartbreaking loss
01:15:04 Brown breezes into the semis.
01:15:06 - Brown!
01:15:08 - Ferro!
01:15:10 Jerry Ferro will join Robert Brown
01:15:12 in the light heavyweight finals.
01:15:19 Jerry told me that even Mike Tyson
01:15:22 It's true.
01:15:25 He also said that
01:15:28 You should listen to him.
01:15:30 I mean a guy that old
01:15:33 that punch that hard,
01:15:41 I pray for you both tonight.
01:15:43 Thanks, brother.
01:15:52 [sighs]
01:15:55 Ozzie, it's time.
01:16:03 Come on, Ponch.
01:16:08 I make it for you.
01:16:11 Thanks, brother.
01:16:26 [Announcer]
01:16:28 to the light heavyweight final
01:16:30 between young Robert Brown,
01:16:32 one of the most promising amateurs
01:16:34 in recent history,
01:16:36 and the 40-year-old Jerry Ferro,
01:16:38 nicknamed the Hammer
01:16:40 no doubt because he's
01:16:43 [cheering, applause]
01:16:49 These are two boxers
01:16:53 For Ferro, it's a last shot at glory.
01:16:56 And for Brown,
01:16:59 to Olympic champion,
01:17:14 Hey, Jerry.
01:17:22 Thanks, buddy.
01:17:24 Hey, man, from her.
01:17:26 She. Lindsay.
01:17:46 What's up, Eddie?
01:17:48 Listen, no quick triggers tonight, okay?
01:17:50 My kid can take a punch.
01:17:52 Let's let it go to the cards.
01:17:55 This one's scheduled
01:17:59 But Ferro has yet to have a fight
01:18:01 here at the trials go to the judges.
01:18:03 Touch gloves.
01:18:07 You ready? You ready?
01:18:08 Box!
01:18:20 And right from the outset,
01:18:21 the younger fighter looks
01:18:27 Box.
01:18:37 Brown scoring at will with the jab.
01:18:44 Jerry, Jerry, move!
01:18:46 [bell dings]
01:18:47 Brown is building
01:18:50 Beautiful, babe. Beautiful.
01:18:53 I don't feel like I'm hurting him.
01:18:55 You're winning the fight.
01:18:57 That's all you gotta worry about.
01:18:59 Hey, Jerry, go for the body.
01:19:02 Only this way is for him dropping gloves.
01:19:06 I think he said to work the body.
01:19:08 And that actually makes sense.
01:19:10 Hey, I learn from the best, man.
01:19:18 Both fighters working outside again.
01:19:23 Ferro trying to make a move to the body,
01:19:25 but, oh, that right and left combination
01:19:27 did connect.
01:19:29 And down goes Ferro!
01:19:32 This could be it.
01:19:34 ...two, three, four, five,
01:19:39 six, seven, eight.
01:19:43 And Ferro makes it to his feet.
01:19:46 [bell dings]
01:19:47 Just as the round ends.
01:19:50 [chuckles]
01:19:54 You gotta knock him out, Jerry.
01:19:56 You need to knock him out.
01:19:57 Oh, you want me to knock him out,
01:19:59 you should've said something earlier.
01:20:00 I would've done it in the first round.
01:20:02 Listen, you stay away
01:20:06 and you're going to the Olympics.
01:20:08 Now, get on your bicycle.
01:20:09 He's too old and too slow to catch you.
01:20:11 What hand would you like me to use?
01:20:13 Whatever, you know?
01:20:15 I don't know, I go right, I go left.
01:20:17 I tell you what,
01:20:19 - How about that?
01:20:20 On your bicycle.
01:20:24 [bell dings]
01:20:25 And we're ready for round three.
01:20:34 With a big lead
01:20:37 young Robert Brown is putting
01:20:39 his foot speed on full display,
01:20:41 content to make his older opponent
01:20:43 chase him around the ring.
01:20:45 [crowd booing]
01:20:48 The crowd may not like it,
01:20:49 but Brown is dancing
01:20:52 [imitates chicken]
01:20:58 [continues imitating chicken]
01:21:07 And... Oh!
01:21:10 - scoring with a right, left combination.
01:21:12 Keep moving!
01:21:17 And Ferro lands a big overhand left
01:21:21 just as the round comes to an end.
01:21:23 What the hell are you doing?
01:21:25 He can't hurt me.
01:21:28 You already have.
01:21:31 I didn't get in boxing to run from people.
01:21:34 You do what I tell ya.
01:21:35 Now you get your hands up,
01:21:36 and get your elbows in,
01:21:38 and stay away from this guy
01:21:40 You got that?
01:21:45 On my card,
01:21:48 It's gonna take a knockout from Ferro
01:21:53 Last round. Touch 'em up.
01:21:57 - You gonna run this round?
01:22:00 Box.
01:22:01 [bell dings]
01:22:02 And we're ready
01:22:09 It looks like Brown's
01:22:12 as he moves in for the knockout.
01:22:18 Holy cowl
01:22:20 Brown is a man possessed.
01:22:23 Ferro is taking his best shots.
01:22:24 Break! Break!
01:22:28 Robert, stay away from him.
01:22:37 Two hard lefts to the head!
01:22:38 Another one!
01:22:43 God damn it, kid!
01:22:47 Brown is hurt.
01:22:51 Brown appears to be out on his feet.
01:22:54 Don't stop it!
01:23:23 [bell dings]
01:23:25 And it's over!
01:23:27 It looks like Robert Brown
01:23:32 Jerry Ferro practically held him up.
01:23:41 Why don't you listen to me, kid?
01:23:43 'Cause I don't need you.
01:23:45 Oh, is that so?
01:23:48 Well, you're gonna find out
01:23:50 small-time punk.
01:24:06 [crowd cheers]
01:24:13 [cheering intensifies]
01:24:14 He's the champion!
01:24:16 I bow to you, man!
01:24:21 I guess you miss
01:24:24 Just my boxing instructor.
01:24:34 Lindsay! You back!
01:24:36 When you leave,
01:24:39 Thanks, buddy.
01:24:40 Huh?
01:24:44 Why'd you hold back?
01:24:46 Affirmative action.
01:24:47 I figured it was your arthritis acting up.
01:24:49 You're going to the Olympics, baby.
01:24:52 Yeah, but I'm going to need a trainer.
01:24:54 All right, I accept.
01:24:57 No, you got Ozzie's number?
01:24:59 - Oh, that's great.
01:25:00 That is good stuff.
01:25:01 You're gonna love Beijing.
01:25:03 None of the rickshaws
01:25:06 ## [mariachi]
01:25:13 [chatter]
01:25:15 [Jerry]
01:25:18 Steve says when we're finished
01:25:20 That's great.
01:25:22 Are you going to have
01:25:24 No. No. This is a boxing gym.
01:25:27 I'm saying, but spinning classes
01:25:28 They be...
01:25:29 Yeah, Robert, you shouldn't even
01:25:31 be thinking about women
01:25:34 Let me tell you guys about
01:25:38 known as chi.
01:25:39 Cheese?
01:25:40 Chi.
01:25:42 - So close.
01:25:44 It's very important.
01:25:46 Yeah, you don't melt it on chips.
01:25:48 [Jerry narrating]
01:25:51 two promising boxers,
01:25:53 and my own gym to train them in.
01:25:55 Now that sounds like
01:25:58 [Ozzie]
01:26:00 [Jerry]
01:26:01 [Ozzie]
01:26:02 [Jerry]
01:26:04 [Ozzie]
01:26:06 [Jerry]
01:26:07 [Ozzie]
01:26:09 [Jerry]
01:26:11 [Ozzie]
01:26:17 # Life #
01:26:21 # Story of my life #
01:26:26 # Well, high school
01:26:31 # I didn't have much interest #
01:26:33 # In sports or school elections #
01:26:35 # And in class I dreamed all day #
01:26:39 # About a rock 'n' roll weekend #
01:26:41 # Oh #
01:26:44 # And the girl in the front of the room #
01:26:49 # So close yet so far #
01:26:51 # You know she never
01:26:53 # This silly school-boy crush #
01:26:57 # Wasn't just pretend #
01:26:59 # Oh #
01:27:03 # Life goes by so fast #
01:27:07 # You only want to do
01:27:12 # Close your eyes, then it's past #
01:27:15 # Story of my life #
01:27:20 # Story of my life #
01:27:23 # La la huh huh #
01:27:25 # Story of my life #
01:27:30 # And I went down
01:27:35 # The faces have all changed #
01:27:37 # There's no one there left to talk to #
01:27:39 # And the pool hall
01:27:43 # Is now a 7-Eleven #
01:27:45 # Oh #
01:27:48 # And I went downtown
01:27:53 # I had no training,
01:27:58 # And I looked at
01:28:01 # And I turned and headed back #
01:28:04 # Oh #
01:28:07 # Life goes by so fast #
01:28:12 # You only want to do
01:28:16 # Close your eyes, then it's past #
01:28:20 # Story of my life #
01:28:25 # Story of my life #
01:28:27 # La la huh huh #
01:28:29 # Story of my life #
01:29:21 # And good times come
01:29:26 # I only wish the good times
01:29:30 # I think about the good times we had #
01:29:34 # And why they had to end #
01:29:36 # Oh #
01:29:39 # So I sit at the edge of my bed #
01:29:44 # I strum my guitar #
01:29:46 # And I sing an outlaw love song #
01:29:49 # I think about what you're doin' now #
01:29:52 # And when you're coming back #
01:29:55 # Oh #
01:29:58 # Life goes by so fast #
01:30:03 # You only want to do
01:30:08 # Close your eyes, then it's past #
01:30:11 # Story of my life #
01:30:16 # Story of my life #
01:30:20 # Story of my life #
01:30:23 # La la da da #
01:30:25 # Story of my life #