Hancock
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All units, all units. |
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White SUV heading east |
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Suspects: Three Asian males. |
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Be advised. Shots fired, shots fired. |
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Cheryl, can you see how many |
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As far as I can see at this point, |
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Oh, this is just coming in. |
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Hancock! |
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What, boy? |
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Bad guys. |
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- Trying to cut them off. |
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They have their hands |
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...shooting randomly on the freeway. |
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What, you want a cookie? |
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Asshole. |
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- What? |
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Please, stay off the freeway. |
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I understand that there are |
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Asshole. |
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Watch out! |
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Damn! |
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Damn it! |
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Hancock!?! |
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Beat it, 'Soulja Boy! ' |
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Hancock is in the car... |
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...and he appears to be |
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He smells like a bar! |
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You pay for new roof! |
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Fellas, hey. I don't give a shit |
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Three guys in the car, |
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Hey, I'm not gonna judge. |
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But if you don't pull over |
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...I swear to Christ, your head |
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His head is going up your ass. |
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...because your head |
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Shoot this asshole! |
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Stop! |
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What the F% |
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The department is on their way. |
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What? I'm not Japanese, man! |
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Put us down! |
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Oh, now you "speaky Engly," huh? |
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You broke my glasses. |
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I'm sorry! Take my Ray-Bans! |
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- Put us down! |
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- Yes, please! Please! |
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I'm real good at down. |
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All right? All right. |
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This, Hancock's latest act |
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...took a hefty financial toll. |
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Initial damage estimates |
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...which, if accurate... |
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...represents a personal record... |
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...for the notoriously publicity-shy |
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...who, as usual, |
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With all the cracks to the concrete, |
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...L.A. Would be better off |
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...and let us get on with our jobs. |
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Hi. |
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Don't think I'm crazy, okay? |
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Going to the Roxy |
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...anywhere we thought |
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I got you. |
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So, what's it like when you fly? |
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- No, what? |
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I got a cousin, Narelle. She's my |
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...and I swear to God she would not |
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She crashed her car up in Malibu |
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Remember? |
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I will break my foot off |
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You got a car? |
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Hey, want a drink? |
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So this is where you live. |
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Your Batcave. |
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Your Fortress of Solitude. |
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- It's a couple trailers I stuck together. |
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- Jiffy Pop. |
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- What do you do with it? |
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- Jiffy Pop, pop. I like that. |
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Hold on. |
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Want me to give you |
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- I didn't catch your name. |
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Not much for the chitchat, huh? |
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- All right. Now, there are some rules. |
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- No, I know, I haven't seen it yet. |
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I know, probably. All right, all right. |
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- Let me call you back. |
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You're gonna need to focus. |
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- Hey, that's... That's not focusing. |
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Okay, all right, hold on. |
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...when I get to the moment... |
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You know, the... Start climbing |
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- You know... All right? Yes. |
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You're gonna need to be as far away |
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- Far. That's hot. |
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- Oh, yeah. |
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Hancock. Oh, yeah. |
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- Now you're doing too much. |
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Oh, mountaintop! Mountaintop! |
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Mountaintop! Watch out! |
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Sorry. |
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That's not fair to anybody. |
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Thank you for being okay with that. |
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- I know it's... |
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Yeah. Hey, you...? |
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- No, thanks. |
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- You all right? |
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Yeah, I was trying to tell you. |
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Hey... |
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Listen... You know, if you want |
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It's really beautiful, you know? |
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You could see the... |
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Might have to get you a helmet, |
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What do you think? |
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Sir? Ray Embrey. |
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- Ray. |
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- So... |
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Well, actually, I think Bono |
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Well, let's see it. |
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Okay. I'll get right into it. |
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I'm here to talk to you |
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Okay? And we all know |
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You give one, maybe two percent |
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...and you get an armband, or a ribbon |
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And that's why we at Embrey Publicity |
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...the AllHeart symbol. |
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Now, you would be among a very |
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...to bear this logo on your product. |
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And what this would say |
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...is that your company, |
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...has made a radical contribution |
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Here's all you need to do to qualify. |
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Your new TB drug, Mycodin? |
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We would like for you to give |
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- Did you say "free"? |
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Only to those who need it. |
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Only to those who without it |
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As a concept, free is kind of up there |
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- Mandatory product recall. |
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Get out, work at IHOP |
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Understandable reaction. |
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But it is the brand that represents |
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The brand... |
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...that everyone is talking about. |
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Who is "everyone"? |
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We do already have |
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- NFL? NBA? MLB? |
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MLS? Which team? |
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Well, it's a local team. |
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It's my son's team. |
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Anyway, we can save the world. |
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All right? |
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What do you say? |
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Are you a crackpot? |
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Hey, hon. You're probably at the store. |
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I think I made a connection. |
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Not really. |
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Listen, tell Aaron that I'm coming |
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And I want some meatballs, okay? |
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I need some Spaghetti Madness. |
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Hey! What is it, National Horn Day? |
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Idiot. |
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Hey. |
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Hey. Hey! |
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Move it. There's a train coming. |
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Do you not hear that horn? |
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Let's go! I got a train! |
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Move it! |
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- Back your car up! There's a train! |
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Son of a bitch! |
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Fix the handle, Ray. Fix the handle. |
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Get out! |
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Get off the track! Move! |
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- Let's get him out. |
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- Somebody help him. |
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Please, that guy's still in there. |
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You sure? |
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Get him out of there! |
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Will you look at that? |
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- Ah, shit. |
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All of you people... |
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...blocking the intersection... |
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...you're all idiots. |
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You threw the dude's car at her. |
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Why didn't you just go straight up |
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You've obviously injured |
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- She's right. She should sue you. |
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Well, you should sue McDonald's |
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You're an asshole. |
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And I can smell |
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- Because I've been drinking, bitch. |
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- You think you're such a hero. |
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- You're nothing but an asshole. |
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Some superhero you are! Fly off! |
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Shut up! |
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Don't you understand? I'm alive. |
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I get to go home and see my family. |
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Yeah, he could've gone straight up. |
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You know, and I was upside down |
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No. Thank you. |
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Thank you very much, Hancock. |
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Thank you, Hancock. |
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You're not flying by the Valley, |
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Throw the ball! |
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Monte, one guy'll line up here, |
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This guy'II be right here |
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This guy'II drop back. Hut! |
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Great. Thank you. |
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Nice aim. The driveway |
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- What's going on, Dad? |
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Daddy's had a little bit of a day. |
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I want you to meet somebody. |
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This guy here, dragging |
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- Who's this? |
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That's right. Hancock, |
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- Ray, what happened to the car? |
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You would not have believed it. |
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I came this close to getting hit |
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He saved my life. I mean... |
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Believe that? I almost kissed a train. |
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- He saved your life? |
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- Hey, you good? |
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- All right. Keep it off the tracks. |
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Hang on a... One second. |
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- Hancock, you eat, yes? Human food? |
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- You like meatballs? |
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Aaron, sweetheart, |
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- I love meatballs. |
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And it's on us. Please. |
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I'm not even gonna take no |
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Why do you have an eagle |
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Do you like eagles? |
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This guy's like a little |
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We don't have a lot of guests |
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Look at that, huh? |
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No? All right. |
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We started Spaghetti Madness |
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We do it every Thursday, and we |
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- Ever. |
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- Ever? That's a long time. |
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- A very long time. |
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Aaron. |
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- Your mama's calling you. |
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No. His name is Aaron. |
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- Hey, Aaron, how was school today? |
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Yeah? No more problems |
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- Michel. But not like a girl's name. |
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- It's French. |
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Hancock? Michel |
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We've been trying to teach Aaron |
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...about conflict resolution. |
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- Yeah. Turn the other cheek, all that? |
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Well, just never turn that one, |
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Never let them punk you. |
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- Got it, Mr. Hancock. |
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The way you deal with bullies, |
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...bring it right up and catch him |
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You don't have to do that, honey, okay? |
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It's a good idea. |
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You aim straight and make sure |
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...for nothing but a flap to keep |
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Okay, please, just stop. |
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Michel is not a man, okay? |
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He's a little boy. And his parents... |
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...happen to be going through a bad |
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Maybe you don't know this... |
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...but not everything in this world |
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- Not everything has to be bang... |
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...scream, blood, more blood. |
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She watches so much news... |
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...that sometimes |
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- You got a toilet? |
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Are...? |
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Did he just take the whiskey bottle |
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Do you want him to kill us all? |
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Thanks for coming on in. |
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- Very, yeah. |
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- Bye, Hancock. |
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- Are you okay? |
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- Come on, Aaron. |
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He got it. She didn't get it. |
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I owe you. |
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Hear me out. |
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Do you know what I do? |
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You know what that is? Of course |
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We change the way people see |
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Listen, I see you on the news |
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...and it can't feel good that people, |
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- It's good to meet you, Ray. |
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But hear me out. |
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People... Don't get me wrong, they |
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I wanna deliver that for you. |
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You know, you're a superhero. |
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Kids should ask you |
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People should cheer you |
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What the hell are you pricks |
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No, no, they're not... It's all right. |
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They're not pricks, they're just people. |
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But I want you to give me |
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That's all I ask. Okay? |
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You use... |
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Put it under here? |
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Put it right there. Perfect. |
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E-mail me or whatever. |
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I want you to think about it. |
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Just be careful when you go. |
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You get back to me? |
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I'll be right here. All right. |
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Please don't stare, you guys. |
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What about AllHeart? |
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It's a nonstarter, babe, you know? |
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Maybe I can't change the world |
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- Think about all the good he can do. |
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You really hate him. |
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Hate? I don't hate him, Ray. |
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Just look at the news. |
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I think he just needs |
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You see the good in everybody, Ray. |
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Even sometimes when it's not there. |
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I have a feeling about this. |
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I know this kind of guy. |
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My bad. Everybody all right? |
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I'll go and get my mommy. |
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He is an asshole. |
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- What's your name, boy? |
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- You know who I am? |
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Well, that's not really a nice word |
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- Asshole? |
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Because that could make someone |
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...and, you know, maybe |
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You behave like an asshole. |
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All right... |
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Do you know Aaron? |
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Well, seems to be a pretty good kid. |
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Just wanna ask you |
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Why, asshole? |
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- You're gonna stop calling me that. |
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- That's not my name. |
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Call me a asshole... |
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...one more time. |
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Asshole. |
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How about you, thickness? |
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Goggles? |
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Hancock! You son of a gun, |
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Ask Mary. I had a feeling. |
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I said, he heard me |
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This is great. Did you do this? |
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I'll meet you in the house. |
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- I know you don't drive, but... |
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All right. You're all right. |
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Oh, stop crying, punk-ass. Go ahead. |
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- Not okay. Okay? |
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Really not okay. This is some |
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How do you think that conversation's |
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Landing like that in the street's |
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No, that was already like that |
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I live here. |
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We'll make those problems |
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I'm gonna teach you |
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- Where's the wife? |
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Hancock, pulled some stuff up |
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Surprisingly large amount of not-great |
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What is this? |
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That's me trying to change the world. |
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Unfortunately, not doing real well. |
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Come on. Let's get to you. |
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This stuff was on YouTube. |
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Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy, |
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Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy. |
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Mom! Mom! Mom! |
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Those are children. |
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- We've been waiting a long time... |
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You ever put out |
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- No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R. |
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All right. How about this? |
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Everybody remembers him |
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Along comes Hancock. |
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Hancock! |
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- I don't even remember that. |
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Greenpeace does. Walter does. |
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This gets redundant after a while... |
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...but my basic diagnosis |
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- Do you wanna hear it? |
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You're an asshole. |
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I know. I call it like I see it though. |
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It's not a crime to be an asshole |
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But you are an asshole, |
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Be careful. |
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All right, how about this? |
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This kind of goes to |
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Come on. Really? It's the middle |
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...when you see this? |
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Homo. |
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- What about that? |
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- Norwegian homo. |
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Let's move past the comics. Let's |
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I think that deep down you behave |
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I think deep down, |
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Come on, now. |
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...and they reject you, |
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And it's a... |
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We're gonna start fresh, start anew. |
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This is outstanding. If you turn |
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- Almost. |
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Hey, Hancock! We almost won. |
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Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs. |
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Hey, sweetheart. |
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Have you been watching the news? |
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- No, we've been working on... |
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- This has been on all day. |
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The law is the law, Mr. Hancock, |
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Felony destruction of property... |
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...amounting to tens of millions |
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From where I sit, |
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...with a lot of muscle, but no regard |
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Mr. Hancock, let me remind you. |
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You are not above the law. |
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You have failed to show |
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Anybody else would be held |
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You may be a superhero, |
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You're not nearly as strong |
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Bank on it, buddy. |
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We do not condone the t... |
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Genius. |
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Things just got real. |
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There's a DA trying to figure out |
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- Bitch can try. |
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People take you for granted. |
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- People don't like you, Hancock. |
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Two weeks, you know? |
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When they do, we'll be ready. |
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Worst-case scenario is I'm wrong and |
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What do you got to lose? |
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"I apologize to the people |
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My behavior has been improper |
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I ask my fellow Angelenos... |
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...for their patience |
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You're an asshole, Hancock! |
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Asshole! |
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"Life here can be difficult for me. |
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After all, I'm the only one of my kind. |
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During my incarceration, |
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...in alcohol- |
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You're a drunk bum! |
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"You deserve better from me. |
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All right. |
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Good morning, ladies. |
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It is the duty of each of you... |
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...to remember |
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Turn to your right. |
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Turn to your left. |
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Okay, scumbags. Let's go. |
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Give me the hand, playboy. |
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I see you, punk! |
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Oh, I get it. |
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I put some... Most of you in here. |
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Yes, you did. |
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I can understand you feeling |
00:34:31 |
What? |
00:34:33 |
So I'm gonna do me, |
00:34:39 |
I don't want no trouble. |
00:34:41 |
All right? |
00:34:43 |
I just wanna go to my cell. |
00:34:45 |
- That ain't gonna happen. |
00:34:48 |
Excuse me. |
00:34:52 |
Excuse me, please. |
00:34:59 |
Deadly. |
00:35:01 |
If you don't move, |
00:35:13 |
Y'all fellas sure you wanna |
00:35:16 |
Choo, choo, asshole. |
00:35:34 |
Get him out! Get him out! |
00:35:43 |
Did you shove a man's head |
00:35:53 |
We're gonna... |
00:35:56 |
The DA's office wants your sentence |
00:35:59 |
It's a big number, |
00:36:02 |
You know, our plan is... |
00:36:05 |
Hey, hey, hey! |
00:36:13 |
It sounded like you said they want me |
00:36:17 |
Eight is more like four and a half |
00:36:20 |
But it's irrelevant because |
00:36:25 |
...and with the crime rate |
00:36:27 |
...the DA and the cops, they're all |
00:36:31 |
They're gonna demand it. |
00:36:34 |
Hey. Hey. Stop right there. |
00:36:37 |
- Stop it. Hancock. |
00:36:38 |
- Hancock! |
00:36:40 |
You're being a coward! |
00:36:42 |
- Who you talking to? |
00:36:45 |
- Who are you talking to, Ray? |
00:36:49 |
You have a calling. |
00:36:51 |
You're gonna be miserable the rest |
00:36:55 |
Trust me. Trust this plan, |
00:37:00 |
When they call, a hero's |
00:37:06 |
How we gonna do that, Ray? |
00:37:10 |
All right, guys, let's start sharing. |
00:37:12 |
- Don? You had something? |
00:37:15 |
Yeah, I think I might've had |
00:37:19 |
Good for you. |
00:37:21 |
Yeah, I mean, I realized |
00:37:26 |
But I'm sitting there and I'm |
00:37:32 |
...and I thought, "This is tough." |
00:37:37 |
Why do you always laugh? |
00:37:38 |
Picturing you looking at the mirror. |
00:37:42 |
Every time I'm talking, |
00:37:46 |
Now, let's watch the crosstalk. |
00:37:47 |
I'm not gonna share anymore |
00:37:50 |
No, no, no. |
00:37:51 |
- Keep sharing. |
00:37:54 |
Mr. Hancock, |
00:37:57 |
Pass. |
00:37:59 |
Your landing is your first impression. |
00:38:03 |
Don't come in too hot, okay? |
00:38:06 |
And don't land on |
00:38:09 |
People have to be happy |
00:38:12 |
Mr. Hancock, your share. |
00:38:14 |
Pass. |
00:38:16 |
So you've used the door |
00:38:19 |
People are happy that you've arrived. |
00:38:21 |
There's an officer |
00:38:24 |
...so tell him he's done a good job. |
00:38:26 |
What the hell did I have to come for |
00:38:40 |
Oh, man! |
00:38:43 |
KBLA radio, AM 850. |
00:38:45 |
Today's big story, no surprise here: |
00:38:49 |
I, for one, have |
00:38:51 |
I'm glad he's doing time around bars |
00:38:55 |
Let my cousin Pookie out. |
00:38:56 |
"I see you don't wear |
00:38:59 |
I respect your courage... |
00:39:01 |
...because bullets don't bounce |
00:39:09 |
This city is being run by gangs |
00:39:12 |
Hancock makes them |
00:39:14 |
He doesn't tie a pretty ribbon around it, |
00:39:18 |
Besides, he's hot. |
00:39:19 |
Let me hear you say it. |
00:39:24 |
G... |
00:39:26 |
Goo... |
00:39:27 |
Mr. Hancock, |
00:39:30 |
- Pass. |
00:39:36 |
Good. |
00:39:38 |
Good j... |
00:39:43 |
Good job. |
00:39:49 |
Jail watch, day five, and true to his |
00:39:53 |
Meanwhile, crime is still on the rise. |
00:39:55 |
The L.A.P.D. Is reporting |
00:39:59 |
...in the last five days |
00:40:08 |
- Hancock! Hey, Hancock! |
00:40:11 |
- Hancock. We brought you something! |
00:40:14 |
Hey, what's up, Hancock? |
00:40:17 |
Where's...? Where's Ray? |
00:40:19 |
No, it's just us. Ray's working. |
00:40:21 |
Aaron really wanted |
00:40:24 |
...so we just dropped by |
00:40:27 |
I should probably let the guard |
00:40:30 |
- No, no. Here. |
00:40:34 |
Oh, you brought me meatballs, huh? |
00:40:37 |
- Just dig in. |
00:40:46 |
- That's a good meatball. |
00:40:54 |
Ray is a good man. |
00:41:05 |
Whatever this is you're doing, |
00:41:09 |
Okay? |
00:41:13 |
Okay. Well, we should |
00:41:15 |
- Already? I wanna stay with Hancock. |
00:41:18 |
...we have to go. |
00:41:21 |
Here, Hancock. It's my favorite one, |
00:41:25 |
- That was very sweet. |
00:41:27 |
Come here. |
00:41:47 |
Mr. Hancock, |
00:41:50 |
Pass. |
00:41:51 |
All right. Phillip? |
00:41:56 |
I love you guys, man. |
00:41:58 |
- We love you. |
00:42:50 |
For when they call. |
00:42:57 |
- I ain't wearing that, Ray. |
00:42:59 |
- Oh, no, I'm not. |
00:43:01 |
Actually, I'm not, Ray. |
00:43:03 |
You think you're not, but you are. |
00:43:05 |
I will fight crime butt-ass naked |
00:43:10 |
You know, you have fought naked. |
00:43:14 |
Hancock, this is a uniform. |
00:43:17 |
Doctors, policemen, firemen, right? |
00:43:20 |
- It represents a calling. |
00:43:23 |
- Yeah? |
00:43:27 |
Just be patient. |
00:43:57 |
Perimeter breach, perimeter breach. |
00:44:01 |
Asshole! |
00:44:06 |
You're still a fake-ass punk. |
00:44:24 |
Damn! |
00:44:25 |
Mr. Hancock? |
00:44:27 |
It's your share. |
00:44:31 |
Pass. |
00:44:35 |
- Come on, man, try it. Let it out. |
00:44:39 |
I don't have nothing. |
00:44:40 |
There's nothing on your mind? |
00:44:43 |
- It's cool, man. |
00:44:44 |
- Come on. |
00:44:46 |
First time for everything. |
00:44:47 |
- Feels good to release, now. |
00:44:50 |
Come in here all these days, |
00:44:56 |
I'm Hancock, and I drink and stuff. |
00:45:03 |
All right. Thanks for sharing. |
00:45:06 |
- Okay. |
00:45:08 |
- All right. |
00:45:10 |
- That's a clap. Yeah. |
00:45:28 |
Hey, Hancock. |
00:45:31 |
Come on, get up. |
00:45:33 |
- You got a phone call. |
00:45:36 |
It's the chief of police. |
00:45:39 |
He says he needs your help. |
00:46:06 |
The trapped officer's husband |
00:46:10 |
...who was killed last year in Iraq... |
00:46:12 |
...leaving her two small children. |
00:46:16 |
...but apparently |
00:46:18 |
What's going on? |
00:46:21 |
I'm out! |
00:46:23 |
Stay down! Stay down! |
00:46:26 |
Stay down! |
00:46:28 |
- Get out! |
00:46:30 |
Get it down! |
00:46:36 |
Let's go! Everybody's gotta get back! |
00:46:39 |
Back! Move! |
00:46:54 |
We got perimeters set up |
00:46:58 |
The west side is open. |
00:47:09 |
Don't break the building, |
00:47:19 |
What? |
00:47:25 |
It's a little tight. What you got? |
00:47:27 |
Bank job. I got at least eight hostages. |
00:47:31 |
Officer pinned down. |
00:47:34 |
They been spraying |
00:47:38 |
They got some kind of heavy artillery. |
00:47:41 |
- I don't know if that matters to you. |
00:47:52 |
Good job. |
00:47:57 |
Really, good job. |
00:48:07 |
Get down! |
00:48:37 |
It's Hancock! |
00:48:47 |
Take him out! |
00:48:52 |
Good job! |
00:48:54 |
Do I have permission |
00:48:57 |
Yes! |
00:49:00 |
It's not sexual. |
00:49:03 |
Not that you're not |
00:49:06 |
- You're a very attractive woman... |
00:49:14 |
He's on the move! |
00:49:30 |
He's moving, he's moving! |
00:49:42 |
Good job. |
00:49:43 |
- Are you hit anywhere? |
00:49:45 |
- Hancock! |
00:49:46 |
You said that. |
00:49:57 |
Check the flanks. |
00:50:01 |
Secure the perimeter. |
00:50:06 |
Spread out! |
00:50:08 |
They're gonna |
00:50:23 |
What happened to him? |
00:50:26 |
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? |
00:50:35 |
What is happening? |
00:50:52 |
- I heard you was in the slammer. |
00:50:55 |
- Why's that? |
00:50:59 |
Do you know what this is? |
00:51:04 |
I'm guessing it's |
00:51:08 |
There's 8 pounds of C-4 strapped |
00:51:12 |
This is a spring-loaded |
00:51:14 |
If my thumb comes off it: |
00:51:19 |
And now, since we've had |
00:51:22 |
...between the police showing up and |
00:51:27 |
...I want you to break into the vault. |
00:51:29 |
You'll find three quarter-ton pallets |
00:51:33 |
Thirty million dollars. |
00:51:35 |
And you're gonna carry it for me. |
00:51:37 |
You are gonna get me safely |
00:51:41 |
...or else they'II be cleaning up |
00:51:49 |
I'm gonna have to say no to that. |
00:51:54 |
I'm really trying |
00:51:56 |
I will blow up this entire building, |
00:52:02 |
I really don't like that word. |
00:52:04 |
I will blow them sky-high... |
00:52:06 |
...and their blood |
00:52:13 |
Do you hear me, asshole? |
00:52:24 |
Call me a asshole... |
00:52:26 |
...one more time. |
00:52:31 |
Ass... |
00:52:38 |
- Go, go, go. Move in! |
00:52:40 |
- Let's go. Let's go. |
00:52:43 |
Bring it around now. |
00:53:06 |
Keep your hand on that trigger. |
00:53:10 |
- Good job. |
00:53:14 |
- Thank you. |
00:53:18 |
Hancock! |
00:54:15 |
Say hi to your fans. |
00:54:19 |
Here we go. This way. |
00:54:20 |
- Hancock. At the bank today, intense. |
00:54:24 |
Smile. |
00:54:26 |
Good job, Hancock! |
00:54:30 |
Hey. Boy, they'II let anybody in here, |
00:54:32 |
Hancock, meet these guys. This is |
00:54:36 |
Gigantic fans. Insane! |
00:54:38 |
These guys are partners |
00:54:40 |
You never call, man. |
00:54:42 |
- I have called. A couple of times. |
00:54:49 |
Could you guys |
00:54:54 |
How'd you two meet? |
00:54:57 |
I was married once before. |
00:54:59 |
First wife... |
00:55:02 |
...she died giving birth to Aaron. |
00:55:06 |
It's another dinner. But... But... |
00:55:10 |
So there I am, I'm with |
00:55:13 |
I don't know what the hell to do. |
00:55:15 |
And I was in the supermarket... |
00:55:18 |
...and I'm in the baby aisle... |
00:55:20 |
...and I've got |
00:55:23 |
I'm staring at them, but I don't know |
00:55:28 |
An angel... |
00:55:30 |
...sees me. |
00:55:34 |
She knew. She was... |
00:55:39 |
And even in the trance I was in, |
00:55:44 |
...was throwing me a little rope. |
00:55:47 |
You know? |
00:55:48 |
Starting that day, you really |
00:55:53 |
- You're drunk. |
00:56:02 |
What about you, buddy? |
00:56:04 |
You're from another planet, |
00:56:07 |
No, man, I'm from Miami. |
00:56:09 |
You didn't come in on, |
00:56:11 |
Nope. Woke up in a hospital, |
00:56:14 |
Government hospital, yes? |
00:56:18 |
No, Ray. Regular old |
00:56:23 |
- Come on. |
00:56:26 |
They told me |
00:56:29 |
- Somebody knocked you out. |
00:56:34 |
...and when I woke up, |
00:56:38 |
The hospital nurse tried |
00:56:41 |
...and it just broke against my skin. |
00:56:43 |
And then my skull healed |
00:56:47 |
The doctors were astounded... |
00:56:51 |
...and they wanted to know my story. |
00:56:55 |
Just like you. But I couldn't tell them. |
00:57:00 |
Amnesia. |
00:57:02 |
- You know, the blow to the head. |
00:57:06 |
- You don't remember anything? |
00:57:11 |
Only thing I had in my pocket was... |
00:57:14 |
...bubble-gum... |
00:57:16 |
...two movie tickets. |
00:57:18 |
Boris Karloff, Frankenstein. |
00:57:22 |
But no ID, nothing. |
00:57:25 |
I went to sign out, the nurse |
00:57:32 |
I actually thought that's who I was. |
00:57:35 |
How come I didn't hear any of this... |
00:57:37 |
...didn't read about it |
00:57:39 |
It was probably in the papers |
00:57:43 |
Eighty years ago? |
00:57:44 |
Oh, I don't age. This is it. |
00:57:47 |
- That's nice. |
00:57:52 |
What kind of bastard |
00:57:59 |
...that nobody was there to claim me? |
00:58:06 |
I mean, I'm not the most |
00:58:10 |
...so I've been told, but... |
00:58:15 |
...nobody? |
00:58:31 |
Whoever it was they'd be dead |
00:58:36 |
Hey. |
00:58:37 |
Hey, Mary. You all right, baby? |
00:58:40 |
Yeah. Too much wine. |
00:58:44 |
I am a lightweight. |
00:58:53 |
I'm sorry. |
00:58:58 |
You ain't do nothing. |
00:59:05 |
This was a nice dinner, Ray. |
00:59:09 |
- It was a good one. |
00:59:18 |
That didn't tire you out, |
00:59:21 |
- Not really. |
00:59:23 |
Could've just flown me upstairs. |
00:59:26 |
- I could've done without that. |
00:59:29 |
All right, that's all you're |
00:59:35 |
You believe in me, |
00:59:39 |
- Of course, Ray. I believe in you. |
00:59:42 |
I got something to say to you. |
00:59:45 |
Listen to me. This is important. |
00:59:49 |
You are like a Dodger Dog. |
00:59:53 |
It's something people don't think |
00:59:56 |
...then they try it and they love it, |
00:59:58 |
It's good for the soul. |
01:00:01 |
I don't know. |
01:00:06 |
You're gonna do great. |
01:00:10 |
You're gonna fix everything. |
01:00:16 |
- You get some sleep, Ray. |
01:00:21 |
Hancock tucking me in. |
01:00:35 |
All right, he's asleep. |
01:00:42 |
- Okay, thanks. Good night. |
01:00:51 |
Look, I just don't want you |
01:00:56 |
...you know, drinks like that, |
01:00:58 |
- Oh, no. |
01:01:01 |
...a celebratory night. |
01:01:03 |
- Yeah, I know that. |
01:01:09 |
The damn babysitter |
01:01:31 |
You have a bruise on your hand. |
01:01:33 |
Yeah, I don't... |
01:01:38 |
I've been feeling kind of funny. |
01:01:45 |
You... |
01:01:47 |
You should go. |
01:01:54 |
Getting late. |
01:02:47 |
If Ray finds out about me... |
01:02:51 |
...you're dead. |
01:03:40 |
Joan, we're gonna take care |
01:03:46 |
Hi, honey. |
01:03:48 |
Breakfast? |
01:03:50 |
Hancock sneezed, huh? |
01:03:53 |
Can you believe it? It's amazing |
01:03:56 |
- You're a good sleeper. |
01:04:00 |
I'm not gonna say |
01:04:03 |
You told me he was gonna sneeze |
01:04:06 |
I just said him being around... |
01:04:08 |
Oh, sweetheart, can you get that? |
01:04:10 |
- Oh, God, you strong man. |
01:04:13 |
But you don't worry about anything. |
01:04:15 |
I already apologized to the neighbors. |
01:04:19 |
Everything is taken care of. |
01:04:21 |
You just... |
01:04:24 |
...enjoy that breakfast. |
01:04:29 |
What's this? |
01:04:32 |
Just the three of us. |
01:04:33 |
- End of the summer? |
01:04:35 |
- Tonight? |
01:04:37 |
- Tonight might be a little tough. |
01:04:41 |
Me in a bikini? |
01:04:43 |
- Sounds good. |
01:04:44 |
Knock, knock. |
01:04:48 |
Gesundheit. |
01:04:50 |
I was just telling Ray here, |
01:04:55 |
...because I don't think our house could |
01:05:06 |
Yeah, sometimes |
01:05:13 |
...or if I get really surprised. |
01:05:16 |
That's unfortunate. |
01:05:20 |
Mike? How you doing? |
01:05:23 |
It was great to see you too. |
01:05:26 |
Yep. Well... |
01:05:29 |
Right. Go ahead, shoot. |
01:05:33 |
Okay. I got a pen right here. |
01:05:36 |
Right. No, I know. |
01:05:44 |
It's right here in my hand. |
01:05:54 |
I am warning you. |
01:05:56 |
All right, go ahead. |
01:06:01 |
Okay, good. |
01:06:03 |
Now... And that's still in 310, right? |
01:06:08 |
Hang on one second. |
01:06:10 |
Do me a favor...? |
01:06:12 |
I'm sorry, Mike. Yeah. |
01:06:15 |
We're gonna talk. |
01:06:17 |
Go away. |
01:06:20 |
Well, it is something |
01:06:36 |
- I'm gonna do this all day. |
01:06:41 |
L... I suppose... |
01:06:43 |
- Fine. We'll talk, okay? |
01:06:45 |
And when we're done talking, you |
01:06:51 |
- My place at 4:00. |
01:06:55 |
It means... Well, I'd rather not |
01:06:59 |
I'd like to save them for the pitch. |
01:07:02 |
That's good with me. |
01:07:05 |
Yeah, 3:30. Great. |
01:07:09 |
Hon, is it hot in here? |
01:07:32 |
He hurt you, didn't he? |
01:07:37 |
Come on, use your words. |
01:07:39 |
How did it make you feel? |
01:07:45 |
Sore. |
01:07:47 |
Bad. |
01:07:50 |
It's because he took your power. |
01:07:56 |
And no one will give you your power |
01:08:00 |
You understand me? |
01:08:04 |
We're gonna go find Hancock... |
01:08:08 |
...and get your power back. |
01:08:41 |
Well, I'm here. |
01:08:44 |
Yup. |
01:08:51 |
- You wanna do it? |
01:08:58 |
I don't have time for this, okay? |
01:09:00 |
...I answer them honestly |
01:09:02 |
I ain't leaving L.A. |
01:09:06 |
All right, all right. Jeez. |
01:09:12 |
Don't. |
01:09:25 |
Ask. |
01:09:29 |
- You and I. |
01:09:31 |
- We're the same. |
01:09:35 |
I'm stronger. |
01:09:37 |
Really? |
01:09:41 |
Oh, yeah. |
01:09:44 |
Who are we? |
01:09:46 |
Gods, angels. Different cultures |
01:09:51 |
Now all of a sudden, it's "superhero." |
01:09:54 |
- Are there more of us? |
01:09:58 |
They all died. |
01:10:01 |
It's just the two of us. |
01:10:12 |
What is this? |
01:10:17 |
Who are we to each other? |
01:10:20 |
- We're brother and sister. |
01:10:24 |
- No, I'm your sister. |
01:10:26 |
- I'm your sister. |
01:10:27 |
Sisters don't kiss brothers |
01:10:31 |
You're lying, deal's off. |
01:10:32 |
Let's go see |
01:10:34 |
Get your ass back here! |
01:10:37 |
I'm telling! |
01:10:44 |
The AllHeart symbol |
01:10:47 |
...as a symbol... |
01:10:49 |
...that represents companies that |
01:10:54 |
They can give away |
01:10:57 |
Food, drugs, power, clothing, |
01:10:59 |
- We were talking about Hancock... |
01:11:13 |
You stay away |
01:11:15 |
You are not gonna |
01:11:17 |
What? I don't know |
01:11:20 |
- Hey! |
01:11:23 |
It can't work. |
01:11:26 |
Persia. Greece. Brooklyn. |
01:11:29 |
Brooklyn? |
01:11:31 |
I have put up with your bullshit |
01:11:34 |
...and I am done! |
01:11:36 |
- I don't know what you're talking about! |
01:11:39 |
- You are not gonna mess with that! |
01:11:43 |
I hate to burst |
01:11:46 |
...but it must not have been all that |
01:11:55 |
Call me crazy... |
01:11:59 |
...one more time. |
01:12:01 |
Cuckoo. |
01:12:12 |
All right, hold it. All right. |
01:12:14 |
You better not hit me with that truck. |
01:12:18 |
For companies to qualify, they need to |
01:12:22 |
We wanna talk about Mr. Hancock. |
01:12:23 |
They're committed |
01:12:26 |
They can do this in four ways. |
01:13:11 |
The most important thing |
01:13:14 |
I've mocked up |
01:13:16 |
...in Tokyo, London, Dubai, Paris. |
01:13:30 |
Oh, no. |
01:13:32 |
We need maximum exposure, |
01:13:34 |
Is it snowing? |
01:13:50 |
Stop. Stop it. |
01:13:52 |
Stop. Stop. Stop! |
01:13:55 |
Get off me! |
01:14:05 |
Stop. Stop! |
01:14:07 |
Get off! |
01:14:08 |
- Get off me! |
01:14:10 |
- I hate you! |
01:14:16 |
Whoever I am, whatever I did... |
01:14:21 |
- I'm sorry. |
01:14:24 |
I don't remember. |
01:14:27 |
You are the most beautiful thing |
01:14:40 |
Oh, my God. |
01:15:32 |
Why were you flying? |
01:15:36 |
- Yeah, she was definitely flying, Ray. |
01:15:40 |
And I'm very strong as well. |
01:15:43 |
- It's just the way we are. |
01:15:45 |
Me and him, it's just us now. |
01:15:48 |
You didn't say anything |
01:15:51 |
- You were at his trailer. |
01:15:54 |
- Great, I'm all ears. |
01:15:55 |
Do me a favor, just give me |
01:15:58 |
- Don't bring it here, Ray. |
01:16:01 |
Technically speaking... |
01:16:05 |
...he's my husband. |
01:16:07 |
Holy shit. |
01:16:10 |
- What? |
01:16:13 |
Long before you were born. |
01:16:16 |
But you can, right? You knew? |
01:16:19 |
That's something you bring up |
01:16:22 |
"I don't like to travel. |
01:16:25 |
Those are some things |
01:16:28 |
Whatever we are, we were built in twos, |
01:16:32 |
No matter how far I run, |
01:16:35 |
He finds me. It's physics. |
01:16:36 |
Are you saying that you two |
01:16:39 |
I've lived for a very long time, Ray. |
01:16:43 |
And the one thing I learned... |
01:16:44 |
...fate doesn't decide everything. |
01:16:48 |
People get to choose. |
01:16:49 |
And you chose... |
01:16:52 |
...to let me think I was here alone. |
01:17:05 |
I didn't think you'd miss |
01:17:09 |
Great. Now what? |
01:17:16 |
I didn't plan for this. |
01:17:42 |
Prison authorities confirmed... |
01:17:43 |
...that the prisoner uprising |
01:17:47 |
...who was also the leader of last |
01:17:51 |
At least eight prisoners |
01:17:53 |
More information |
01:17:56 |
Construction workers at the prison |
01:17:59 |
The prisoners stole |
01:18:01 |
...and it's feared at least |
01:18:04 |
Parker is considered |
01:18:07 |
He is very effective at |
01:18:09 |
...to organize criminals |
01:18:12 |
He is a former psychology professor |
01:18:15 |
While there, he organized |
01:18:18 |
...comprised of graduate students |
01:18:21 |
Ninety-one ten. |
01:18:23 |
Ninety-one ten? |
01:18:26 |
Ninety-one ten. |
01:18:27 |
Highway robbery. |
01:18:54 |
- What? |
01:19:03 |
I can relate to that. |
01:19:06 |
You know? If you want something... |
01:19:10 |
...nobody can stop you |
01:19:14 |
...you just take it, right? |
01:19:18 |
I like that. |
01:19:21 |
But can you take it? |
01:19:26 |
My Zagnut bar versus your gun. |
01:19:36 |
Sorry about your window. |
01:20:24 |
- I need Room 1020. |
01:20:26 |
I need Room 1020. |
01:20:31 |
I need IV line, blood quality, |
01:20:36 |
Where's his IV line? |
01:20:37 |
- That's not gonna work. |
01:20:41 |
What's happening? |
01:20:45 |
This just in. |
01:20:49 |
...to Los Angeles General Hospital. |
01:20:50 |
Hancock is in serious condition |
01:20:54 |
No story yet as to |
01:20:56 |
...but we will continue to cover this |
01:21:06 |
- Any lead on the assailant? |
01:21:10 |
- Just a couple of questions, sir, please. |
01:21:14 |
From what I've heard, |
01:21:17 |
Do you know if special ammunition |
01:21:21 |
Not that I'm aware of. |
01:21:22 |
Could this have to do |
01:21:25 |
- He was seen battling her. |
01:21:28 |
Could this woman |
01:21:34 |
Here are the lab results for 209. |
01:22:05 |
You're becoming mortal. |
01:22:08 |
It's us... |
01:22:10 |
...being close to each other. |
01:22:13 |
It's never happened this fast before. |
01:22:19 |
You have to leave. |
01:22:22 |
The further you get from me, |
01:22:25 |
You'll start getting |
01:22:28 |
...and be flying and breaking things... |
01:22:31 |
...and saving people |
01:22:48 |
Well, it's like I said, |
01:22:52 |
And when we get close to |
01:22:59 |
- Why? |
01:23:04 |
Love, connect... |
01:23:08 |
...grow old, die. |
01:23:13 |
What happened to us? |
01:23:20 |
Summer of 4 B.C. |
01:23:23 |
We were becoming mortal, like now. |
01:23:27 |
They came after me with swords. |
01:23:32 |
But you saved me. |
01:23:38 |
1850. |
01:23:41 |
They set our house on fire. |
01:23:44 |
You pulled me out of the flames. |
01:23:49 |
Eighty years ago. |
01:23:52 |
What happened then? |
01:23:55 |
We were living in Miami... |
01:23:58 |
...and a new movie |
01:24:02 |
Frankenstein. |
01:24:06 |
And after... |
01:24:09 |
...we walked down Flagler Street... |
01:24:11 |
...and you took my hand, |
01:24:21 |
And they attacked us in an alley. |
01:24:28 |
They hit you so hard. |
01:24:33 |
They wouldn't let me ride |
01:24:37 |
And by the time I got to the hospital, |
01:24:46 |
But you didn't know me. |
01:24:50 |
So I left. |
01:24:54 |
Every time we're together... |
01:24:57 |
...they come after you through me. |
01:25:13 |
You're built to save people |
01:25:17 |
That's who you are. You're a hero. |
01:25:22 |
The insurance policy of the gods. |
01:25:25 |
Keep one alive. You. |
01:25:29 |
To protect this world. |
01:25:48 |
Mary! |
01:25:52 |
Mom! |
01:25:53 |
- Mary! |
01:25:56 |
Okay. |
01:26:07 |
Mary? |
01:26:22 |
Stop. |
01:26:26 |
Oh, no! No! Please! |
01:26:38 |
Stay down. |
01:26:52 |
Hey! Mary! |
01:26:54 |
Let's go, get her up! |
01:26:56 |
Come on, Chuck. Let's go, let's go. |
01:27:05 |
- Morphine. |
01:27:09 |
Hold her down. Hold her down. |
01:27:15 |
Hold her down. |
01:27:33 |
- You want the monitor now? |
01:27:52 |
- Hold her, hold her, hold her. |
01:28:29 |
Upon us all, Hancock. |
01:28:33 |
You're no different. |
01:28:39 |
Time to shut her down, Hancock. |
01:28:42 |
It's been a nice run. |
01:29:13 |
Oh, we are all |
01:29:19 |
But it is time for you to move on. |
01:29:24 |
And maybe to a happier place. |
01:29:30 |
You can thank me if you want to... |
01:29:33 |
...superhero. |
01:29:45 |
You didn't! |
01:29:53 |
Aaron! |
01:33:05 |
- What about Attila the Hun? |
01:33:10 |
- Cross-eyed? |
01:33:11 |
All right, |
01:33:14 |
- Needy. |
01:33:18 |
Oh, yeah. |
01:33:22 |
"Oh, yeah"? Anything more? |
01:33:24 |
Not like that. I was in Cuba |
01:33:27 |
Yeah, hang on. |
01:33:30 |
- Hello? |
01:33:33 |
Hey, I've been trying to call you. |
01:33:35 |
Yeah, I was out of cell range. |
01:33:38 |
- Are you outside? |
01:33:42 |
- Look up. |
01:33:46 |
I'm looking up. |
01:33:54 |
- Baby? |
01:34:04 |
You're gonna change the world. |
01:34:06 |
- Good job, Ray. |
01:34:11 |
Hey. Look up. |
01:34:14 |
Hancock. |
01:34:20 |
I'm proud of you. |
01:34:22 |
Thanks. |
01:34:26 |
Will I get in trouble for that? |
01:35:45 |
- Freeze! |
01:35:47 |
- Oh, my God! Sam! No! |
01:35:50 |
Get back! Get back! Get back! |
01:35:51 |
- Drop it! |
01:35:54 |
Get back! I'm not playing. |
01:35:56 |
Get back. Get back! |
01:35:59 |
Damn, Handjob. |
01:36:02 |
All right, relax. |
01:36:04 |
Tell them cops to take |
01:36:06 |
- All right. |
01:36:09 |
Just take them off. |
01:36:11 |
You're gonna get us out of here |
01:36:16 |
Now let's make it happen, asshole. |