Hancock

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00:00:43 All units, all units.
00:00:45 White SUV heading east
00:00:48 Suspects: Three Asian males.
00:00:51 Be advised. Shots fired, shots fired.
00:01:43 Cheryl, can you see how many
00:01:48 As far as I can see at this point,
00:01:51 Oh, this is just coming in.
00:01:53 Hancock!
00:02:05 What, boy?
00:02:07 Bad guys.
00:02:08 - Trying to cut them off.
00:02:11 They have their hands
00:02:13 ...shooting randomly on the freeway.
00:02:17 What, you want a cookie?
00:02:21 Asshole.
00:02:23 - What?
00:02:32 Please, stay off the freeway.
00:02:34 I understand that there are
00:02:38 Asshole.
00:03:11 Watch out!
00:03:13 Damn!
00:03:16 Damn it!
00:03:50 Hancock!?!
00:03:53 Beat it, 'Soulja Boy! '
00:03:56 Hancock is in the car...
00:03:57 ...and he appears to be
00:04:01 He smells like a bar!
00:04:04 You pay for new roof!
00:04:06 Fellas, hey. I don't give a shit
00:04:10 Three guys in the car,
00:04:14 Hey, I'm not gonna judge.
00:04:16 But if you don't pull over
00:04:20 ...I swear to Christ, your head
00:04:25 His head is going up your ass.
00:04:28 ...because your head
00:04:32 Shoot this asshole!
00:04:39 Stop!
00:04:41 What the F%
00:04:55 The department is on their way.
00:05:12 What? I'm not Japanese, man!
00:05:15 Put us down!
00:05:16 Oh, now you "speaky Engly," huh?
00:05:31 You broke my glasses.
00:05:33 I'm sorry! Take my Ray-Bans!
00:05:36 - Put us down!
00:05:39 - Yes, please! Please!
00:05:40 I'm real good at down.
00:05:44 All right? All right.
00:05:51 This, Hancock's latest act
00:05:55 ...took a hefty financial toll.
00:05:57 Initial damage estimates
00:06:02 ...which, if accurate...
00:06:03 ...represents a personal record...
00:06:05 ...for the notoriously publicity-shy
00:06:09 ...who, as usual,
00:06:13 With all the cracks to the concrete,
00:06:18 ...L.A. Would be better off
00:06:21 ...and let us get on with our jobs.
00:06:56 Hi.
00:06:59 Don't think I'm crazy, okay?
00:07:02 Going to the Roxy
00:07:06 ...anywhere we thought
00:07:10 I got you.
00:07:13 So, what's it like when you fly?
00:07:19 - No, what?
00:07:22 I got a cousin, Narelle. She's my
00:07:26 ...and I swear to God she would not
00:07:30 She crashed her car up in Malibu
00:07:33 Remember?
00:07:35 I will break my foot off
00:07:42 You got a car?
00:08:08 Hey, want a drink?
00:08:10 So this is where you live.
00:08:15 Your Batcave.
00:08:18 Your Fortress of Solitude.
00:08:22 - It's a couple trailers I stuck together.
00:08:27 - Jiffy Pop.
00:08:30 - What do you do with it?
00:08:32 - Jiffy Pop, pop. I like that.
00:08:35 Hold on.
00:08:37 Want me to give you
00:08:40 - I didn't catch your name.
00:08:42 Not much for the chitchat, huh?
00:08:46 - All right. Now, there are some rules.
00:08:48 - No, I know, I haven't seen it yet.
00:08:51 I know, probably. All right, all right.
00:08:53 - Let me call you back.
00:08:56 You're gonna need to focus.
00:08:59 - Hey, that's... That's not focusing.
00:09:02 Okay, all right, hold on.
00:09:06 ...when I get to the moment...
00:09:10 You know, the... Start climbing
00:09:15 - You know... All right? Yes.
00:09:17 You're gonna need to be as far away
00:09:20 - Far. That's hot.
00:09:22 - Oh, yeah.
00:09:26 Hancock. Oh, yeah.
00:09:30 - Now you're doing too much.
00:09:33 Oh, mountaintop! Mountaintop!
00:09:36 Mountaintop! Watch out!
00:09:59 Sorry.
00:10:04 That's not fair to anybody.
00:10:12 Thank you for being okay with that.
00:10:14 - I know it's...
00:10:19 Yeah. Hey, you...?
00:10:22 - No, thanks.
00:10:28 - You all right?
00:10:29 Yeah, I was trying to tell you.
00:10:37 Hey...
00:10:44 Listen... You know, if you want
00:10:50 It's really beautiful, you know?
00:10:54 You could see the...
00:11:01 Might have to get you a helmet,
00:11:07 What do you think?
00:11:49 Sir? Ray Embrey.
00:11:51 - Ray.
00:11:54 - So...
00:11:57 Well, actually, I think Bono
00:12:01 Well, let's see it.
00:12:02 Okay. I'll get right into it.
00:12:06 I'm here to talk to you
00:12:10 Okay? And we all know
00:12:12 You give one, maybe two percent
00:12:15 ...and you get an armband, or a ribbon
00:12:19 And that's why we at Embrey Publicity
00:12:24 ...the AllHeart symbol.
00:12:27 Now, you would be among a very
00:12:33 ...to bear this logo on your product.
00:12:36 And what this would say
00:12:38 ...is that your company,
00:12:40 ...has made a radical contribution
00:12:45 Here's all you need to do to qualify.
00:12:47 Your new TB drug, Mycodin?
00:12:51 We would like for you to give
00:12:57 - Did you say "free"?
00:13:02 Only to those who need it.
00:13:03 Only to those who without it
00:13:07 As a concept, free is kind of up there
00:13:11 - Mandatory product recall.
00:13:14 Get out, work at IHOP
00:13:17 Understandable reaction.
00:13:19 But it is the brand that represents
00:13:24 The brand...
00:13:25 ...that everyone is talking about.
00:13:29 Who is "everyone"?
00:13:31 We do already have
00:13:34 - NFL? NBA? MLB?
00:13:37 MLS? Which team?
00:13:40 Well, it's a local team.
00:13:44 It's my son's team.
00:13:46 Anyway, we can save the world.
00:13:50 All right?
00:13:54 What do you say?
00:13:58 Are you a crackpot?
00:14:08 Hey, hon. You're probably at the store.
00:14:12 I think I made a connection.
00:14:17 Not really.
00:14:18 Listen, tell Aaron that I'm coming
00:14:20 And I want some meatballs, okay?
00:14:23 I need some Spaghetti Madness.
00:14:27 Hey! What is it, National Horn Day?
00:14:31 Idiot.
00:14:37 Hey.
00:14:39 Hey. Hey!
00:14:41 Move it. There's a train coming.
00:14:43 Do you not hear that horn?
00:14:45 Let's go! I got a train!
00:14:48 Move it!
00:14:50 - Back your car up! There's a train!
00:14:53 Son of a bitch!
00:14:57 Fix the handle, Ray. Fix the handle.
00:15:04 Get out!
00:15:12 Get off the track! Move!
00:15:23 - Let's get him out.
00:15:25 - Somebody help him.
00:15:27 Please, that guy's still in there.
00:15:32 You sure?
00:15:33 Get him out of there!
00:15:42 Will you look at that?
00:16:05 - Ah, shit.
00:16:10 All of you people...
00:16:12 ...blocking the intersection...
00:16:15 ...you're all idiots.
00:16:16 You threw the dude's car at her.
00:16:20 Why didn't you just go straight up
00:16:24 You've obviously injured
00:16:26 - She's right. She should sue you.
00:16:30 Well, you should sue McDonald's
00:16:33 You're an asshole.
00:16:36 And I can smell
00:16:38 - Because I've been drinking, bitch.
00:16:42 - You think you're such a hero.
00:16:46 - You're nothing but an asshole.
00:16:52 Some superhero you are! Fly off!
00:16:56 Shut up!
00:16:57 Don't you understand? I'm alive.
00:16:59 I get to go home and see my family.
00:17:03 Yeah, he could've gone straight up.
00:17:06 You know, and I was upside down
00:17:11 No. Thank you.
00:17:14 Thank you very much, Hancock.
00:17:17 Thank you, Hancock.
00:17:23 You're not flying by the Valley,
00:17:30 Throw the ball!
00:17:33 Monte, one guy'll line up here,
00:17:36 This guy'II be right here
00:17:39 This guy'II drop back. Hut!
00:17:43 Great. Thank you.
00:17:46 Nice aim. The driveway
00:17:49 - What's going on, Dad?
00:17:51 Daddy's had a little bit of a day.
00:17:54 I want you to meet somebody.
00:17:55 This guy here, dragging
00:17:59 - Who's this?
00:18:01 That's right. Hancock,
00:18:04 - Ray, what happened to the car?
00:18:07 You would not have believed it.
00:18:09 I came this close to getting hit
00:18:13 He saved my life. I mean...
00:18:16 Believe that? I almost kissed a train.
00:18:20 - He saved your life?
00:18:23 - Hey, you good?
00:18:25 - All right. Keep it off the tracks.
00:18:33 Hang on a... One second.
00:18:35 - Hancock, you eat, yes? Human food?
00:18:39 - You like meatballs?
00:18:40 Aaron, sweetheart,
00:18:42 - I love meatballs.
00:18:46 And it's on us. Please.
00:18:47 I'm not even gonna take no
00:19:16 Why do you have an eagle
00:19:20 Do you like eagles?
00:19:22 This guy's like a little
00:19:24 We don't have a lot of guests
00:19:26 Look at that, huh?
00:19:30 No? All right.
00:19:33 We started Spaghetti Madness
00:19:36 We do it every Thursday, and we
00:19:40 - Ever.
00:19:41 - Ever? That's a long time.
00:19:44 - A very long time.
00:19:47 Aaron.
00:19:48 - Your mama's calling you.
00:19:50 No. His name is Aaron.
00:19:53 - Hey, Aaron, how was school today?
00:19:56 Yeah? No more problems
00:19:59 - Michel. But not like a girl's name.
00:20:03 - It's French.
00:20:06 Hancock? Michel
00:20:09 We've been trying to teach Aaron
00:20:11 ...about conflict resolution.
00:20:14 - Yeah. Turn the other cheek, all that?
00:20:18 Well, just never turn that one,
00:20:21 Never let them punk you.
00:20:23 - Got it, Mr. Hancock.
00:20:25 The way you deal with bullies,
00:20:28 ...bring it right up and catch him
00:20:32 You don't have to do that, honey, okay?
00:20:34 It's a good idea.
00:20:35 You aim straight and make sure
00:20:38 ...for nothing but a flap to keep
00:20:42 Okay, please, just stop.
00:20:43 Michel is not a man, okay?
00:20:45 He's a little boy. And his parents...
00:20:47 ...happen to be going through a bad
00:20:51 Maybe you don't know this...
00:20:52 ...but not everything in this world
00:20:56 - Not everything has to be bang...
00:20:58 ...scream, blood, more blood.
00:21:03 She watches so much news...
00:21:04 ...that sometimes
00:21:07 - You got a toilet?
00:21:14 Are...?
00:21:18 Did he just take the whiskey bottle
00:21:22 Do you want him to kill us all?
00:21:24 Thanks for coming on in.
00:21:26 - Very, yeah.
00:21:28 - Bye, Hancock.
00:21:32 - Are you okay?
00:21:35 - Come on, Aaron.
00:21:38 He got it. She didn't get it.
00:21:39 I owe you.
00:21:42 Hear me out.
00:21:44 Do you know what I do?
00:21:47 You know what that is? Of course
00:21:51 We change the way people see
00:21:54 Listen, I see you on the news
00:21:57 ...and it can't feel good that people,
00:22:01 - It's good to meet you, Ray.
00:22:03 But hear me out.
00:22:05 People... Don't get me wrong, they
00:22:09 I wanna deliver that for you.
00:22:12 You know, you're a superhero.
00:22:13 Kids should ask you
00:22:15 People should cheer you
00:22:17 What the hell are you pricks
00:22:19 No, no, they're not... It's all right.
00:22:21 They're not pricks, they're just people.
00:22:24 But I want you to give me
00:22:27 That's all I ask. Okay?
00:22:30 You use...
00:22:32 Put it under here?
00:22:35 Put it right there. Perfect.
00:22:37 E-mail me or whatever.
00:22:40 I want you to think about it.
00:22:41 Just be careful when you go.
00:22:44 You get back to me?
00:22:47 I'll be right here. All right.
00:22:49 Please don't stare, you guys.
00:22:59 What about AllHeart?
00:23:00 It's a nonstarter, babe, you know?
00:23:04 Maybe I can't change the world
00:23:07 - Think about all the good he can do.
00:23:11 You really hate him.
00:23:13 Hate? I don't hate him, Ray.
00:23:16 Just look at the news.
00:23:20 I think he just needs
00:23:26 You see the good in everybody, Ray.
00:23:28 Even sometimes when it's not there.
00:23:32 I have a feeling about this.
00:23:39 I know this kind of guy.
00:25:42 My bad. Everybody all right?
00:25:44 I'll go and get my mommy.
00:25:47 He is an asshole.
00:25:56 - What's your name, boy?
00:26:02 - You know who I am?
00:26:05 Well, that's not really a nice word
00:26:08 - Asshole?
00:26:10 Because that could make someone
00:26:14 ...and, you know, maybe
00:26:16 You behave like an asshole.
00:26:22 All right...
00:26:23 Do you know Aaron?
00:26:29 Well, seems to be a pretty good kid.
00:26:33 Just wanna ask you
00:26:36 Why, asshole?
00:26:41 - You're gonna stop calling me that.
00:26:44 - That's not my name.
00:26:52 Call me a asshole...
00:26:54 ...one more time.
00:26:59 Asshole.
00:27:04 How about you, thickness?
00:27:07 Goggles?
00:27:09 Hancock! You son of a gun,
00:27:12 Ask Mary. I had a feeling.
00:27:14 I said, he heard me
00:27:16 This is great. Did you do this?
00:27:19 I'll meet you in the house.
00:27:21 - I know you don't drive, but...
00:27:25 All right. You're all right.
00:27:32 Oh, stop crying, punk-ass. Go ahead.
00:27:36 - Not okay. Okay?
00:27:39 Really not okay. This is some
00:27:42 How do you think that conversation's
00:27:46 Landing like that in the street's
00:27:49 No, that was already like that
00:27:52 I live here.
00:27:54 We'll make those problems
00:27:56 I'm gonna teach you
00:27:59 - Where's the wife?
00:28:02 Hancock, pulled some stuff up
00:28:05 Surprisingly large amount of not-great
00:28:09 What is this?
00:28:11 That's me trying to change the world.
00:28:13 Unfortunately, not doing real well.
00:28:16 Come on. Let's get to you.
00:28:18 This stuff was on YouTube.
00:28:20 Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy,
00:28:24 Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy.
00:28:28 Mom! Mom! Mom!
00:28:33 Those are children.
00:28:36 - We've been waiting a long time...
00:28:39 You ever put out
00:28:43 - No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R.
00:28:48 All right. How about this?
00:28:51 Everybody remembers him
00:28:54 Along comes Hancock.
00:28:58 Hancock!
00:29:09 - I don't even remember that.
00:29:12 Greenpeace does. Walter does.
00:29:16 This gets redundant after a while...
00:29:18 ...but my basic diagnosis
00:29:21 - Do you wanna hear it?
00:29:23 You're an asshole.
00:29:25 I know. I call it like I see it though.
00:29:27 It's not a crime to be an asshole
00:29:30 But you are an asshole,
00:29:32 Be careful.
00:29:34 All right, how about this?
00:29:37 This kind of goes to
00:29:40 Come on. Really? It's the middle
00:29:44 ...when you see this?
00:29:48 Homo.
00:29:51 - What about that?
00:29:56 - Norwegian homo.
00:29:58 Let's move past the comics. Let's
00:30:02 I think that deep down you behave
00:30:07 I think deep down,
00:30:12 Come on, now.
00:30:14 ...and they reject you,
00:30:17 And it's a...
00:30:20 We're gonna start fresh, start anew.
00:30:22 This is outstanding. If you turn
00:30:26 - Almost.
00:30:29 Hey, Hancock! We almost won.
00:30:31 Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs.
00:30:34 Hey, sweetheart.
00:30:37 Have you been watching the news?
00:30:39 - No, we've been working on...
00:30:42 - This has been on all day.
00:30:44 The law is the law, Mr. Hancock,
00:30:49 Felony destruction of property...
00:30:51 ...amounting to tens of millions
00:30:55 From where I sit,
00:31:00 ...with a lot of muscle, but no regard
00:31:04 Mr. Hancock, let me remind you.
00:31:07 You are not above the law.
00:31:10 You have failed to show
00:31:15 Anybody else would be held
00:31:19 You may be a superhero,
00:31:22 You're not nearly as strong
00:31:26 Bank on it, buddy.
00:31:28 We do not condone the t...
00:31:31 Genius.
00:31:33 Things just got real.
00:31:36 There's a DA trying to figure out
00:31:39 - Bitch can try.
00:31:45 People take you for granted.
00:31:48 - People don't like you, Hancock.
00:31:51 Two weeks, you know?
00:31:54 When they do, we'll be ready.
00:31:56 Worst-case scenario is I'm wrong and
00:32:01 What do you got to lose?
00:32:21 "I apologize to the people
00:32:24 My behavior has been improper
00:32:28 I ask my fellow Angelenos...
00:32:30 ...for their patience
00:32:32 You're an asshole, Hancock!
00:32:35 Asshole!
00:32:39 "Life here can be difficult for me.
00:32:42 After all, I'm the only one of my kind.
00:32:46 During my incarceration,
00:32:48 ...in alcohol-
00:32:57 You're a drunk bum!
00:32:59 "You deserve better from me.
00:33:02 All right.
00:33:09 Good morning, ladies.
00:33:14 It is the duty of each of you...
00:33:15 ...to remember
00:33:19 Turn to your right.
00:33:23 Turn to your left.
00:33:25 Okay, scumbags. Let's go.
00:33:33 Give me the hand, playboy.
00:33:55 I see you, punk!
00:34:16 Oh, I get it.
00:34:18 I put some... Most of you in here.
00:34:22 Yes, you did.
00:34:28 I can understand you feeling
00:34:31 What?
00:34:33 So I'm gonna do me,
00:34:39 I don't want no trouble.
00:34:41 All right?
00:34:43 I just wanna go to my cell.
00:34:45 - That ain't gonna happen.
00:34:48 Excuse me.
00:34:52 Excuse me, please.
00:34:59 Deadly.
00:35:01 If you don't move,
00:35:13 Y'all fellas sure you wanna
00:35:16 Choo, choo, asshole.
00:35:34 Get him out! Get him out!
00:35:43 Did you shove a man's head
00:35:53 We're gonna...
00:35:56 The DA's office wants your sentence
00:35:59 It's a big number,
00:36:02 You know, our plan is...
00:36:05 Hey, hey, hey!
00:36:13 It sounded like you said they want me
00:36:17 Eight is more like four and a half
00:36:20 But it's irrelevant because
00:36:25 ...and with the crime rate
00:36:27 ...the DA and the cops, they're all
00:36:31 They're gonna demand it.
00:36:34 Hey. Hey. Stop right there.
00:36:37 - Stop it. Hancock.
00:36:38 - Hancock!
00:36:40 You're being a coward!
00:36:42 - Who you talking to?
00:36:45 - Who are you talking to, Ray?
00:36:49 You have a calling.
00:36:51 You're gonna be miserable the rest
00:36:55 Trust me. Trust this plan,
00:37:00 When they call, a hero's
00:37:06 How we gonna do that, Ray?
00:37:10 All right, guys, let's start sharing.
00:37:12 - Don? You had something?
00:37:15 Yeah, I think I might've had
00:37:19 Good for you.
00:37:21 Yeah, I mean, I realized
00:37:26 But I'm sitting there and I'm
00:37:32 ...and I thought, "This is tough."
00:37:37 Why do you always laugh?
00:37:38 Picturing you looking at the mirror.
00:37:42 Every time I'm talking,
00:37:46 Now, let's watch the crosstalk.
00:37:47 I'm not gonna share anymore
00:37:50 No, no, no.
00:37:51 - Keep sharing.
00:37:54 Mr. Hancock,
00:37:57 Pass.
00:37:59 Your landing is your first impression.
00:38:03 Don't come in too hot, okay?
00:38:06 And don't land on
00:38:09 People have to be happy
00:38:12 Mr. Hancock, your share.
00:38:14 Pass.
00:38:16 So you've used the door
00:38:19 People are happy that you've arrived.
00:38:21 There's an officer
00:38:24 ...so tell him he's done a good job.
00:38:26 What the hell did I have to come for
00:38:40 Oh, man!
00:38:43 KBLA radio, AM 850.
00:38:45 Today's big story, no surprise here:
00:38:49 I, for one, have
00:38:51 I'm glad he's doing time around bars
00:38:55 Let my cousin Pookie out.
00:38:56 "I see you don't wear
00:38:59 I respect your courage...
00:39:01 ...because bullets don't bounce
00:39:09 This city is being run by gangs
00:39:12 Hancock makes them
00:39:14 He doesn't tie a pretty ribbon around it,
00:39:18 Besides, he's hot.
00:39:19 Let me hear you say it.
00:39:24 G...
00:39:26 Goo...
00:39:27 Mr. Hancock,
00:39:30 - Pass.
00:39:36 Good.
00:39:38 Good j...
00:39:43 Good job.
00:39:49 Jail watch, day five, and true to his
00:39:53 Meanwhile, crime is still on the rise.
00:39:55 The L.A.P.D. Is reporting
00:39:59 ...in the last five days
00:40:08 - Hancock! Hey, Hancock!
00:40:11 - Hancock. We brought you something!
00:40:14 Hey, what's up, Hancock?
00:40:17 Where's...? Where's Ray?
00:40:19 No, it's just us. Ray's working.
00:40:21 Aaron really wanted
00:40:24 ...so we just dropped by
00:40:27 I should probably let the guard
00:40:30 - No, no. Here.
00:40:34 Oh, you brought me meatballs, huh?
00:40:37 - Just dig in.
00:40:46 - That's a good meatball.
00:40:54 Ray is a good man.
00:41:05 Whatever this is you're doing,
00:41:09 Okay?
00:41:13 Okay. Well, we should
00:41:15 - Already? I wanna stay with Hancock.
00:41:18 ...we have to go.
00:41:21 Here, Hancock. It's my favorite one,
00:41:25 - That was very sweet.
00:41:27 Come here.
00:41:47 Mr. Hancock,
00:41:50 Pass.
00:41:51 All right. Phillip?
00:41:56 I love you guys, man.
00:41:58 - We love you.
00:42:50 For when they call.
00:42:57 - I ain't wearing that, Ray.
00:42:59 - Oh, no, I'm not.
00:43:01 Actually, I'm not, Ray.
00:43:03 You think you're not, but you are.
00:43:05 I will fight crime butt-ass naked
00:43:10 You know, you have fought naked.
00:43:14 Hancock, this is a uniform.
00:43:17 Doctors, policemen, firemen, right?
00:43:20 - It represents a calling.
00:43:23 - Yeah?
00:43:27 Just be patient.
00:43:57 Perimeter breach, perimeter breach.
00:44:01 Asshole!
00:44:06 You're still a fake-ass punk.
00:44:24 Damn!
00:44:25 Mr. Hancock?
00:44:27 It's your share.
00:44:31 Pass.
00:44:35 - Come on, man, try it. Let it out.
00:44:39 I don't have nothing.
00:44:40 There's nothing on your mind?
00:44:43 - It's cool, man.
00:44:44 - Come on.
00:44:46 First time for everything.
00:44:47 - Feels good to release, now.
00:44:50 Come in here all these days,
00:44:56 I'm Hancock, and I drink and stuff.
00:45:03 All right. Thanks for sharing.
00:45:06 - Okay.
00:45:08 - All right.
00:45:10 - That's a clap. Yeah.
00:45:28 Hey, Hancock.
00:45:31 Come on, get up.
00:45:33 - You got a phone call.
00:45:36 It's the chief of police.
00:45:39 He says he needs your help.
00:46:06 The trapped officer's husband
00:46:10 ...who was killed last year in Iraq...
00:46:12 ...leaving her two small children.
00:46:16 ...but apparently
00:46:18 What's going on?
00:46:21 I'm out!
00:46:23 Stay down! Stay down!
00:46:26 Stay down!
00:46:28 - Get out!
00:46:30 Get it down!
00:46:36 Let's go! Everybody's gotta get back!
00:46:39 Back! Move!
00:46:54 We got perimeters set up
00:46:58 The west side is open.
00:47:09 Don't break the building,
00:47:19 What?
00:47:25 It's a little tight. What you got?
00:47:27 Bank job. I got at least eight hostages.
00:47:31 Officer pinned down.
00:47:34 They been spraying
00:47:38 They got some kind of heavy artillery.
00:47:41 - I don't know if that matters to you.
00:47:52 Good job.
00:47:57 Really, good job.
00:48:07 Get down!
00:48:37 It's Hancock!
00:48:47 Take him out!
00:48:52 Good job!
00:48:54 Do I have permission
00:48:57 Yes!
00:49:00 It's not sexual.
00:49:03 Not that you're not
00:49:06 - You're a very attractive woman...
00:49:14 He's on the move!
00:49:30 He's moving, he's moving!
00:49:42 Good job.
00:49:43 - Are you hit anywhere?
00:49:45 - Hancock!
00:49:46 You said that.
00:49:57 Check the flanks.
00:50:01 Secure the perimeter.
00:50:06 Spread out!
00:50:08 They're gonna
00:50:23 What happened to him?
00:50:26 Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
00:50:35 What is happening?
00:50:52 - I heard you was in the slammer.
00:50:55 - Why's that?
00:50:59 Do you know what this is?
00:51:04 I'm guessing it's
00:51:08 There's 8 pounds of C-4 strapped
00:51:12 This is a spring-loaded
00:51:14 If my thumb comes off it:
00:51:19 And now, since we've had
00:51:22 ...between the police showing up and
00:51:27 ...I want you to break into the vault.
00:51:29 You'll find three quarter-ton pallets
00:51:33 Thirty million dollars.
00:51:35 And you're gonna carry it for me.
00:51:37 You are gonna get me safely
00:51:41 ...or else they'II be cleaning up
00:51:49 I'm gonna have to say no to that.
00:51:54 I'm really trying
00:51:56 I will blow up this entire building,
00:52:02 I really don't like that word.
00:52:04 I will blow them sky-high...
00:52:06 ...and their blood
00:52:13 Do you hear me, asshole?
00:52:24 Call me a asshole...
00:52:26 ...one more time.
00:52:31 Ass...
00:52:38 - Go, go, go. Move in!
00:52:40 - Let's go. Let's go.
00:52:43 Bring it around now.
00:53:06 Keep your hand on that trigger.
00:53:10 - Good job.
00:53:14 - Thank you.
00:53:18 Hancock!
00:54:15 Say hi to your fans.
00:54:19 Here we go. This way.
00:54:20 - Hancock. At the bank today, intense.
00:54:24 Smile.
00:54:26 Good job, Hancock!
00:54:30 Hey. Boy, they'II let anybody in here,
00:54:32 Hancock, meet these guys. This is
00:54:36 Gigantic fans. Insane!
00:54:38 These guys are partners
00:54:40 You never call, man.
00:54:42 - I have called. A couple of times.
00:54:49 Could you guys
00:54:54 How'd you two meet?
00:54:57 I was married once before.
00:54:59 First wife...
00:55:02 ...she died giving birth to Aaron.
00:55:06 It's another dinner. But... But...
00:55:10 So there I am, I'm with
00:55:13 I don't know what the hell to do.
00:55:15 And I was in the supermarket...
00:55:18 ...and I'm in the baby aisle...
00:55:20 ...and I've got
00:55:23 I'm staring at them, but I don't know
00:55:28 An angel...
00:55:30 ...sees me.
00:55:34 She knew. She was...
00:55:39 And even in the trance I was in,
00:55:44 ...was throwing me a little rope.
00:55:47 You know?
00:55:48 Starting that day, you really
00:55:53 - You're drunk.
00:56:02 What about you, buddy?
00:56:04 You're from another planet,
00:56:07 No, man, I'm from Miami.
00:56:09 You didn't come in on,
00:56:11 Nope. Woke up in a hospital,
00:56:14 Government hospital, yes?
00:56:18 No, Ray. Regular old
00:56:23 - Come on.
00:56:26 They told me
00:56:29 - Somebody knocked you out.
00:56:34 ...and when I woke up,
00:56:38 The hospital nurse tried
00:56:41 ...and it just broke against my skin.
00:56:43 And then my skull healed
00:56:47 The doctors were astounded...
00:56:51 ...and they wanted to know my story.
00:56:55 Just like you. But I couldn't tell them.
00:57:00 Amnesia.
00:57:02 - You know, the blow to the head.
00:57:06 - You don't remember anything?
00:57:11 Only thing I had in my pocket was...
00:57:14 ...bubble-gum...
00:57:16 ...two movie tickets.
00:57:18 Boris Karloff, Frankenstein.
00:57:22 But no ID, nothing.
00:57:25 I went to sign out, the nurse
00:57:32 I actually thought that's who I was.
00:57:35 How come I didn't hear any of this...
00:57:37 ...didn't read about it
00:57:39 It was probably in the papers
00:57:43 Eighty years ago?
00:57:44 Oh, I don't age. This is it.
00:57:47 - That's nice.
00:57:52 What kind of bastard
00:57:59 ...that nobody was there to claim me?
00:58:06 I mean, I'm not the most
00:58:10 ...so I've been told, but...
00:58:15 ...nobody?
00:58:31 Whoever it was they'd be dead
00:58:36 Hey.
00:58:37 Hey, Mary. You all right, baby?
00:58:40 Yeah. Too much wine.
00:58:44 I am a lightweight.
00:58:53 I'm sorry.
00:58:58 You ain't do nothing.
00:59:05 This was a nice dinner, Ray.
00:59:09 - It was a good one.
00:59:18 That didn't tire you out,
00:59:21 - Not really.
00:59:23 Could've just flown me upstairs.
00:59:26 - I could've done without that.
00:59:29 All right, that's all you're
00:59:35 You believe in me,
00:59:39 - Of course, Ray. I believe in you.
00:59:42 I got something to say to you.
00:59:45 Listen to me. This is important.
00:59:49 You are like a Dodger Dog.
00:59:53 It's something people don't think
00:59:56 ...then they try it and they love it,
00:59:58 It's good for the soul.
01:00:01 I don't know.
01:00:06 You're gonna do great.
01:00:10 You're gonna fix everything.
01:00:16 - You get some sleep, Ray.
01:00:21 Hancock tucking me in.
01:00:35 All right, he's asleep.
01:00:42 - Okay, thanks. Good night.
01:00:51 Look, I just don't want you
01:00:56 ...you know, drinks like that,
01:00:58 - Oh, no.
01:01:01 ...a celebratory night.
01:01:03 - Yeah, I know that.
01:01:09 The damn babysitter
01:01:31 You have a bruise on your hand.
01:01:33 Yeah, I don't...
01:01:38 I've been feeling kind of funny.
01:01:45 You...
01:01:47 You should go.
01:01:54 Getting late.
01:02:47 If Ray finds out about me...
01:02:51 ...you're dead.
01:03:40 Joan, we're gonna take care
01:03:46 Hi, honey.
01:03:48 Breakfast?
01:03:50 Hancock sneezed, huh?
01:03:53 Can you believe it? It's amazing
01:03:56 - You're a good sleeper.
01:04:00 I'm not gonna say
01:04:03 You told me he was gonna sneeze
01:04:06 I just said him being around...
01:04:08 Oh, sweetheart, can you get that?
01:04:10 - Oh, God, you strong man.
01:04:13 But you don't worry about anything.
01:04:15 I already apologized to the neighbors.
01:04:19 Everything is taken care of.
01:04:21 You just...
01:04:24 ...enjoy that breakfast.
01:04:29 What's this?
01:04:32 Just the three of us.
01:04:33 - End of the summer?
01:04:35 - Tonight?
01:04:37 - Tonight might be a little tough.
01:04:41 Me in a bikini?
01:04:43 - Sounds good.
01:04:44 Knock, knock.
01:04:48 Gesundheit.
01:04:50 I was just telling Ray here,
01:04:55 ...because I don't think our house could
01:05:06 Yeah, sometimes
01:05:13 ...or if I get really surprised.
01:05:16 That's unfortunate.
01:05:20 Mike? How you doing?
01:05:23 It was great to see you too.
01:05:26 Yep. Well...
01:05:29 Right. Go ahead, shoot.
01:05:33 Okay. I got a pen right here.
01:05:36 Right. No, I know.
01:05:44 It's right here in my hand.
01:05:54 I am warning you.
01:05:56 All right, go ahead.
01:06:01 Okay, good.
01:06:03 Now... And that's still in 310, right?
01:06:08 Hang on one second.
01:06:10 Do me a favor...?
01:06:12 I'm sorry, Mike. Yeah.
01:06:15 We're gonna talk.
01:06:17 Go away.
01:06:20 Well, it is something
01:06:36 - I'm gonna do this all day.
01:06:41 L... I suppose...
01:06:43 - Fine. We'll talk, okay?
01:06:45 And when we're done talking, you
01:06:51 - My place at 4:00.
01:06:55 It means... Well, I'd rather not
01:06:59 I'd like to save them for the pitch.
01:07:02 That's good with me.
01:07:05 Yeah, 3:30. Great.
01:07:09 Hon, is it hot in here?
01:07:32 He hurt you, didn't he?
01:07:37 Come on, use your words.
01:07:39 How did it make you feel?
01:07:45 Sore.
01:07:47 Bad.
01:07:50 It's because he took your power.
01:07:56 And no one will give you your power
01:08:00 You understand me?
01:08:04 We're gonna go find Hancock...
01:08:08 ...and get your power back.
01:08:41 Well, I'm here.
01:08:44 Yup.
01:08:51 - You wanna do it?
01:08:58 I don't have time for this, okay?
01:09:00 ...I answer them honestly
01:09:02 I ain't leaving L.A.
01:09:06 All right, all right. Jeez.
01:09:12 Don't.
01:09:25 Ask.
01:09:29 - You and I.
01:09:31 - We're the same.
01:09:35 I'm stronger.
01:09:37 Really?
01:09:41 Oh, yeah.
01:09:44 Who are we?
01:09:46 Gods, angels. Different cultures
01:09:51 Now all of a sudden, it's "superhero."
01:09:54 - Are there more of us?
01:09:58 They all died.
01:10:01 It's just the two of us.
01:10:12 What is this?
01:10:17 Who are we to each other?
01:10:20 - We're brother and sister.
01:10:24 - No, I'm your sister.
01:10:26 - I'm your sister.
01:10:27 Sisters don't kiss brothers
01:10:31 You're lying, deal's off.
01:10:32 Let's go see
01:10:34 Get your ass back here!
01:10:37 I'm telling!
01:10:44 The AllHeart symbol
01:10:47 ...as a symbol...
01:10:49 ...that represents companies that
01:10:54 They can give away
01:10:57 Food, drugs, power, clothing,
01:10:59 - We were talking about Hancock...
01:11:13 You stay away
01:11:15 You are not gonna
01:11:17 What? I don't know
01:11:20 - Hey!
01:11:23 It can't work.
01:11:26 Persia. Greece. Brooklyn.
01:11:29 Brooklyn?
01:11:31 I have put up with your bullshit
01:11:34 ...and I am done!
01:11:36 - I don't know what you're talking about!
01:11:39 - You are not gonna mess with that!
01:11:43 I hate to burst
01:11:46 ...but it must not have been all that
01:11:55 Call me crazy...
01:11:59 ...one more time.
01:12:01 Cuckoo.
01:12:12 All right, hold it. All right.
01:12:14 You better not hit me with that truck.
01:12:18 For companies to qualify, they need to
01:12:22 We wanna talk about Mr. Hancock.
01:12:23 They're committed
01:12:26 They can do this in four ways.
01:13:11 The most important thing
01:13:14 I've mocked up
01:13:16 ...in Tokyo, London, Dubai, Paris.
01:13:30 Oh, no.
01:13:32 We need maximum exposure,
01:13:34 Is it snowing?
01:13:50 Stop. Stop it.
01:13:52 Stop. Stop. Stop!
01:13:55 Get off me!
01:14:05 Stop. Stop!
01:14:07 Get off!
01:14:08 - Get off me!
01:14:10 - I hate you!
01:14:16 Whoever I am, whatever I did...
01:14:21 - I'm sorry.
01:14:24 I don't remember.
01:14:27 You are the most beautiful thing
01:14:40 Oh, my God.
01:15:32 Why were you flying?
01:15:36 - Yeah, she was definitely flying, Ray.
01:15:40 And I'm very strong as well.
01:15:43 - It's just the way we are.
01:15:45 Me and him, it's just us now.
01:15:48 You didn't say anything
01:15:51 - You were at his trailer.
01:15:54 - Great, I'm all ears.
01:15:55 Do me a favor, just give me
01:15:58 - Don't bring it here, Ray.
01:16:01 Technically speaking...
01:16:05 ...he's my husband.
01:16:07 Holy shit.
01:16:10 - What?
01:16:13 Long before you were born.
01:16:16 But you can, right? You knew?
01:16:19 That's something you bring up
01:16:22 "I don't like to travel.
01:16:25 Those are some things
01:16:28 Whatever we are, we were built in twos,
01:16:32 No matter how far I run,
01:16:35 He finds me. It's physics.
01:16:36 Are you saying that you two
01:16:39 I've lived for a very long time, Ray.
01:16:43 And the one thing I learned...
01:16:44 ...fate doesn't decide everything.
01:16:48 People get to choose.
01:16:49 And you chose...
01:16:52 ...to let me think I was here alone.
01:17:05 I didn't think you'd miss
01:17:09 Great. Now what?
01:17:16 I didn't plan for this.
01:17:42 Prison authorities confirmed...
01:17:43 ...that the prisoner uprising
01:17:47 ...who was also the leader of last
01:17:51 At least eight prisoners
01:17:53 More information
01:17:56 Construction workers at the prison
01:17:59 The prisoners stole
01:18:01 ...and it's feared at least
01:18:04 Parker is considered
01:18:07 He is very effective at
01:18:09 ...to organize criminals
01:18:12 He is a former psychology professor
01:18:15 While there, he organized
01:18:18 ...comprised of graduate students
01:18:21 Ninety-one ten.
01:18:23 Ninety-one ten?
01:18:26 Ninety-one ten.
01:18:27 Highway robbery.
01:18:54 - What?
01:19:03 I can relate to that.
01:19:06 You know? If you want something...
01:19:10 ...nobody can stop you
01:19:14 ...you just take it, right?
01:19:18 I like that.
01:19:21 But can you take it?
01:19:26 My Zagnut bar versus your gun.
01:19:36 Sorry about your window.
01:20:24 - I need Room 1020.
01:20:26 I need Room 1020.
01:20:31 I need IV line, blood quality,
01:20:36 Where's his IV line?
01:20:37 - That's not gonna work.
01:20:41 What's happening?
01:20:45 This just in.
01:20:49 ...to Los Angeles General Hospital.
01:20:50 Hancock is in serious condition
01:20:54 No story yet as to
01:20:56 ...but we will continue to cover this
01:21:06 - Any lead on the assailant?
01:21:10 - Just a couple of questions, sir, please.
01:21:14 From what I've heard,
01:21:17 Do you know if special ammunition
01:21:21 Not that I'm aware of.
01:21:22 Could this have to do
01:21:25 - He was seen battling her.
01:21:28 Could this woman
01:21:34 Here are the lab results for 209.
01:22:05 You're becoming mortal.
01:22:08 It's us...
01:22:10 ...being close to each other.
01:22:13 It's never happened this fast before.
01:22:19 You have to leave.
01:22:22 The further you get from me,
01:22:25 You'll start getting
01:22:28 ...and be flying and breaking things...
01:22:31 ...and saving people
01:22:48 Well, it's like I said,
01:22:52 And when we get close to
01:22:59 - Why?
01:23:04 Love, connect...
01:23:08 ...grow old, die.
01:23:13 What happened to us?
01:23:20 Summer of 4 B.C.
01:23:23 We were becoming mortal, like now.
01:23:27 They came after me with swords.
01:23:32 But you saved me.
01:23:38 1850.
01:23:41 They set our house on fire.
01:23:44 You pulled me out of the flames.
01:23:49 Eighty years ago.
01:23:52 What happened then?
01:23:55 We were living in Miami...
01:23:58 ...and a new movie
01:24:02 Frankenstein.
01:24:06 And after...
01:24:09 ...we walked down Flagler Street...
01:24:11 ...and you took my hand,
01:24:21 And they attacked us in an alley.
01:24:28 They hit you so hard.
01:24:33 They wouldn't let me ride
01:24:37 And by the time I got to the hospital,
01:24:46 But you didn't know me.
01:24:50 So I left.
01:24:54 Every time we're together...
01:24:57 ...they come after you through me.
01:25:13 You're built to save people
01:25:17 That's who you are. You're a hero.
01:25:22 The insurance policy of the gods.
01:25:25 Keep one alive. You.
01:25:29 To protect this world.
01:25:48 Mary!
01:25:52 Mom!
01:25:53 - Mary!
01:25:56 Okay.
01:26:07 Mary?
01:26:22 Stop.
01:26:26 Oh, no! No! Please!
01:26:38 Stay down.
01:26:52 Hey! Mary!
01:26:54 Let's go, get her up!
01:26:56 Come on, Chuck. Let's go, let's go.
01:27:05 - Morphine.
01:27:09 Hold her down. Hold her down.
01:27:15 Hold her down.
01:27:33 - You want the monitor now?
01:27:52 - Hold her, hold her, hold her.
01:28:29 Upon us all, Hancock.
01:28:33 You're no different.
01:28:39 Time to shut her down, Hancock.
01:28:42 It's been a nice run.
01:29:13 Oh, we are all
01:29:19 But it is time for you to move on.
01:29:24 And maybe to a happier place.
01:29:30 You can thank me if you want to...
01:29:33 ...superhero.
01:29:45 You didn't!
01:29:53 Aaron!
01:33:05 - What about Attila the Hun?
01:33:10 - Cross-eyed?
01:33:11 All right,
01:33:14 - Needy.
01:33:18 Oh, yeah.
01:33:22 "Oh, yeah"? Anything more?
01:33:24 Not like that. I was in Cuba
01:33:27 Yeah, hang on.
01:33:30 - Hello?
01:33:33 Hey, I've been trying to call you.
01:33:35 Yeah, I was out of cell range.
01:33:38 - Are you outside?
01:33:42 - Look up.
01:33:46 I'm looking up.
01:33:54 - Baby?
01:34:04 You're gonna change the world.
01:34:06 - Good job, Ray.
01:34:11 Hey. Look up.
01:34:14 Hancock.
01:34:20 I'm proud of you.
01:34:22 Thanks.
01:34:26 Will I get in trouble for that?
01:35:45 - Freeze!
01:35:47 - Oh, my God! Sam! No!
01:35:50 Get back! Get back! Get back!
01:35:51 - Drop it!
01:35:54 Get back! I'm not playing.
01:35:56 Get back. Get back!
01:35:59 Damn, Handjob.
01:36:02 All right, relax.
01:36:04 Tell them cops to take
01:36:06 - All right.
01:36:09 Just take them off.
01:36:11 You're gonna get us out of here
01:36:16 Now let's make it happen, asshole.