Hannah Montana The Movie

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00:00:47 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah!
00:01:18 What is with all the pushing behind me?
00:01:21 Here you go, girls.
00:01:23 It's Miley Stewart.
00:01:25 Our names are on the list.
00:01:27 Well, why didn't you say so?
00:01:31 - No, no. They're on there. I promise.
00:01:35 You are the only pop star I know
00:01:39 She was just here.
00:01:46 - Stop!
00:01:50 Somebody, stop those girls!
00:01:52 - Go faster!
00:01:55 Stop!
00:01:57 Those girls shouldn't be here!
00:02:00 - What are you doing?
00:02:03 - Watch out!
00:02:05 Call for backup! Whoa!
00:02:08 - Yes!
00:02:22 Stop!
00:02:24 - Please stop!
00:02:28 Come on. Go, go, go.
00:02:51 Hey.
00:02:56 Dad.
00:02:58 What?
00:03:31 Showtime, baby doll.
00:03:35 - She's on the move.
00:03:37 Good luck! Don't mess up!
00:03:42 This way. Follow me.
00:03:51 - Come on.
00:03:53 All right, talent's on its way.
00:03:54 - Oh!
00:03:59 - Love you, Daddy.
00:04:01 Don't forget it's your turn
00:04:04 I did them last night.
00:04:05 Don't give me no lip. You're the one
00:04:11 - Hannah! Hannah! Hannah!
00:04:15 Here we go, everybody! Whoo!
00:04:23 Oh, yeah.
00:04:25 Come on.
00:06:12 Cut! We'll fix that last bit in post.
00:06:14 That's a wrap, people.
00:06:16 - Hannah, as always, fabulous.
00:06:35 No. It's OK. I'm sorry.
00:06:38 I promised my girls
00:06:40 - Hi.
00:06:42 They even wrote out some
00:06:45 Oh, my gosh, this is
00:06:49 - Not at all.
00:06:52 - No, Vita. It's OK.
00:06:55 Hello, Oswald.
00:06:57 Hello, Vita. Looking lovely as ever.
00:06:59 Icky teeth, really?
00:07:03 Oswald Granger, chief sleaze
00:07:07 Britain's most notorious tabloid.
00:07:09 And we would love, with a capital "ove,"
00:07:11 to do a cover feature on the global
00:07:15 And by "feature" he means
00:07:18 "Country girl living her dreams beloved
00:07:21 That's all you're gonna get.
00:07:25 Can't blame a bloke for trying.
00:07:27 How could you even think
00:07:31 - He didn't see anything, did he?
00:07:34 Good. Hannah, honey,
00:07:35 you can't talk to anyone
00:07:38 I'm your publicist. You need to
00:07:41 which is singing
00:07:43 Let me worry about everything else,
00:07:45 like making sure your
00:07:49 Sometimes I wish I could
00:07:51 You and me both, kid.
00:07:53 Out of the way, you jackals.
00:07:57 That's right, don't touch the pop star.
00:08:09 ...like making sure
00:08:13 Secret? What secret?
00:08:21 Talk to me, Ozzie,
00:08:24 - Apparently there's a secret.
00:08:28 I just need the story to go with it.
00:08:31 Find out that secret. She's the most
00:08:35 So I suggest you go out
00:08:38 sordid detail of Hannah Montana's
00:08:47 All right. Line it up, people.
00:08:51 Dead girl in the middle
00:08:57 Fabulous news:
00:08:59 Has to drop out of the
00:09:02 That is great. Not for Beyonce.
00:09:03 I really should call.
00:09:05 What am I gonna sing?
00:09:08 Great minds. The car and the box
00:09:10 so Hannah has to do a major shop now.
00:09:12 Last chance. Come on.
00:09:15 Miley? Hello?
00:09:18 Minor Hannah emergency.
00:09:25 Wasn't that fun?
00:09:27 Yeah, but it feels weird having
00:09:29 Please. Do you know what a well-placed
00:09:34 You're a star, an icon.
00:09:36 You look at it, touch it, wear it,
00:09:39 They owe it to you, Hannah.
00:09:42 - Really?
00:09:47 If she doesn't hurry,
00:09:50 Yeah, that's right, losers! I'm going
00:09:56 - University.
00:10:02 - I can't decide.
00:10:05 Take them all. We'll just
00:10:07 Ooh.
00:10:09 Watches. I totally need a new watch.
00:10:12 Is that the time? I can't believe it.
00:10:14 We got to go.
00:10:18 Lilly's present. Lilly...
00:10:24 - She will so love these.
00:10:27 Can you wrap these for me?
00:10:28 They're for my best friend.
00:10:30 Funny, they're for my best friend, too.
00:10:32 My best friend is a six and a half.
00:10:34 Funny, my best friend's
00:10:36 Tyra Banks, that's our only pair.
00:10:40 - Not funny. Do you know who I am?
00:10:43 - So?
00:10:44 - So?
00:10:46 - Give me that shoe.
00:10:50 You know what? If you want it, jump
00:10:54 Fine. Gimme!
00:10:57 Got it!
00:11:07 Yes! Yes!
00:11:12 Give me my shoe, lady!
00:11:22 She is so in trouble.
00:11:27 No, you didn't! Hannah Montana!
00:11:33 - Yes!
00:11:36 but I don't appreciate
00:11:45 Relax? Are you kidding me?
00:11:48 He is not gonna shake off me missing
00:11:51 Give us a smile. You look amazing.
00:11:53 Thank you. We got to go.
00:11:58 Hey!
00:12:00 And I didn't even get the shoes.
00:12:07 It's him.
00:12:09 Oswald. Step on it!
00:12:15 I cannot get out of the car
00:12:17 and I cannot show up at Lilly's
00:12:30 Where are you headed?
00:12:44 Hi! Thank you. Thank you.
00:12:50 Hey, Lilly. What's up?
00:12:52 We've talked about this party
00:12:55 - Hi! How are you? Where are you?
00:12:58 She hung up on...
00:13:00 Where are you? Everybody's waiting...
00:13:03 - Sorry, wrong number!
00:13:05 Two smoothies, please.
00:13:08 Just spoke with her.
00:13:16 Rico, what's this hole
00:13:19 It's a high-pressure
00:13:22 It's 150 pounds per square inch
00:13:27 Then I just hit this button
00:13:31 and a "happy birthday, Lilly" banner
00:13:35 Once again...
00:13:49 Hold it! This is a private event.
00:13:54 - Smile.
00:14:00 That's what I call a Lilly...
00:14:03 It's Hannah Montana!
00:14:05 Is that Hannah Montana?
00:14:23 Guys, I'm only here... Wait!
00:14:26 Happy birthday to... I want to say happy
00:14:30 She's over that way.
00:14:35 Happy birthday, Lilly. Happy birthday.
00:14:40 I'm sorry. I had no choice.
00:14:43 You will never, ever, ever
00:14:48 I'm sorry.
00:14:54 Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.
00:15:04 Crazy, Crazy,
00:15:08 Uh, you guys know the words
00:15:18 All right, then, here we go!
00:15:26 You ready? Here we go.
00:15:31 # Life is just a party
00:15:35 # Dress it up or dress it down
00:15:39 # Just be courageous
00:15:42 # Everyone can rock out like a superstar
00:15:46 # Let's get crazy
00:15:49 # Take a swing, do your thing
00:15:53 # Let's get crazy
00:15:55 # Yeah, just kick up your heels
00:15:57 # Don't miss out
00:15:59 # Always keeping it real
00:16:04 # Crazy
00:16:10 Lilly! Lilly, we got cake!
00:16:14 Hold up. Wait. Birthday Girl,
00:16:17 Is it true Hannah's really 43 years old?
00:16:21 More like a cornfield in
00:16:23 Really? How do you spell "Crowley"?
00:16:26 It's Lilly Truscott, everybody!
00:16:29 We got cake over there.
00:16:31 Just like it sounds.
00:16:34 - Lilly!
00:16:36 Light the cake. We're gonna
00:16:39 Cake? No, I'm not ready yet!
00:16:42 Come on! We have cake!
00:16:49 Eww!
00:16:58 Sorry.
00:17:03 Lilly, please pick up.
00:17:10 - Did you see this?
00:17:13 Isn't it... horrible. Bad Hannah.
00:17:16 She and I need to have
00:17:18 Now? But she's getting ready
00:17:21 Didn't she tell you?
00:17:24 Yeah, I know about New York. I got
00:17:27 She and I are flying to Tennessee
00:17:31 Didn't she tell you?
00:17:33 A shoe fight! You got
00:17:37 In my defense,
00:17:39 This is absolutely, T-totally,
00:17:44 Which pretty much describes
00:17:47 Standing up your brother?
00:17:51 I know. I screwed up. I'm sorry,
00:17:54 I got to go to New York.
00:17:56 Your grandmother's birthday
00:17:58 This is totally different
00:18:00 Now, Robby. Mr. Ray.
00:18:03 Father Montana, Hannah not going
00:18:06 - Her name is Miley.
00:18:10 She's a superstar. I can get her
00:18:13 Yes! I've always wanted
00:18:15 For gosh sakes.
00:18:21 Fine. You win.
00:18:23 But you heard our superstar.
00:18:26 - Really?
00:18:27 It will take some time to arrange,
00:18:29 but I'll go ahead to New York
00:18:42 Ooh. Next time, you might want to
00:18:46 Why in the heck you
00:18:49 The Hannah steps off the plane photo op.
00:18:51 The balloons, the limos,
00:18:54 Like Vita says,
00:18:58 Yeah. That Vita's
00:19:04 Absolutely full of it.
00:19:09 Hello, New York!
00:19:19 Looks like your limo's here.
00:19:27 Ain't she a beaut?
00:19:29 Yee doggies. Tennessee.
00:19:37 Dad, come on.
00:19:39 Yeah, maybe I should've
00:19:41 - I did.
00:19:44 Dad! Please, Hannah Montana
00:19:48 in New York in less than three hours.
00:19:50 Miley, all you ever
00:19:53 Hannah let you do that
00:19:56 That was the dream, remember?
00:19:59 That's why we
00:20:02 I don't know what she's about anymore.
00:20:04 - What are you saying?
00:20:10 - You can't take Hannah away from me.
00:20:14 No! Stop the truck. I'm not
00:20:18 Stop the truck!
00:20:38 You are home. Look around you.
00:20:41 Hannah means everything to me.
00:20:42 That right there might be the problem.
00:20:49 You're saying I can
00:20:51 Ask me again in two weeks.
00:20:53 Right now let's see
00:20:56 - Two weeks?
00:20:59 Take that wig off
00:21:01 No. I'm not getting
00:21:15 I'm not getting back in the truck, Dad.
00:21:17 I'm going to New York whether you
00:21:22 Give that back, you mangy little...
00:21:23 Look at that. Girl don't even
00:21:27 Now that truly is sad.
00:21:30 Blue Jeans?
00:21:37 Meet us at the house.
00:21:49 Don't forget your suitcase.
00:21:58 In my defense, you do look different.
00:22:01 Did you do something to your tail?
00:22:32 Good boy.
00:22:37 Hold still.
00:22:42 Blue Jeans!
00:22:44 Blue Jeans!
00:23:02 Ya!
00:23:40 Hi. You all right?
00:23:43 Blue Jeans doesn't really
00:23:45 Especially not dirty, sparkly ones.
00:23:50 I know. He's my horse.
00:23:56 Miley?
00:23:58 It's me. Travis?
00:24:01 Travis Brody? We were
00:24:05 Me and you went to your
00:24:07 - and got poison oak all over our...
00:24:11 I also remember you hanging me
00:24:14 Yeah. I guess I had a
00:24:17 But don't worry about it.
00:24:22 I'm over it.
00:24:25 Good to know.
00:24:29 Don't come around
00:24:31 Often enough.
00:24:33 Only a couple times since your
00:24:36 So how long are you staying?
00:24:38 - Two weeks.
00:24:40 - Good luck with that.
00:24:43 Considering what you're wearing
00:24:45 and the fact that you couldn't
00:24:48 I'm guessing you
00:24:50 I have not. You don't know
00:24:55 Let me guess, celebrities are
00:24:58 - Some are.
00:25:01 You, uh... you
00:25:04 I know Hannah Montana.
00:25:07 Hannah Montana? Really?
00:25:09 Yeah. I...
00:25:11 I practically saved her life
00:25:14 She owes me big time. We're like...
00:25:19 Huh. Best friends.
00:25:26 They're all waiting for you inside.
00:25:30 - You don't have to do that.
00:25:34 I've been working for
00:25:37 Ooh.
00:25:41 This is usually about the time
00:25:44 - I was getting there.
00:25:48 See you round, Smiley Miley.
00:25:51 Remember? That's what he used
00:25:56 I remember.
00:26:38 I got my Miley back!
00:26:43 Come on, Miley,
00:26:45 Come on.
00:26:52 Get your dog back and your house back...
00:26:59 I want my life back, Dad.
00:27:06 Sorry. Sorry, everybody. Hey.
00:27:09 Happy birthday, Grandma.
00:27:10 Well, I just blew out my candles,
00:27:15 Come here, sweet thing. Ohhh.
00:27:18 I have missed you
00:27:21 And thank you.
00:27:24 Thank you so much for this.
00:27:28 There's only one King,
00:27:30 and I have been saving him
00:27:37 How long have you been planning this?
00:27:39 Must have taken you forever to find it.
00:27:43 Apparently, I've thought
00:27:45 Hurt your grandma's feelings
00:27:47 and a chewed-up wig'll be
00:27:49 Hey, Uncle Chuck.
00:27:53 I'll collect the supper plates,
00:27:55 Give you a chance
00:28:01 - You remember Cousin Derrick.
00:28:04 Ferret. Harlow.
00:28:07 - Good to be home.
00:28:11 Got any plates for me?
00:28:14 Do me a favor. Introduce
00:28:17 She's new and a little shy.
00:28:21 You ain't up to your
00:28:23 - Me? Never.
00:28:26 Then I reckon it would be a shame
00:28:30 - Uh-huh.
00:28:35 I don't know.
00:28:37 You'd be amazed at what I can handle.
00:28:40 I don't believe we've met.
00:28:42 - Oh!
00:28:44 Told you you'd be amazed.
00:28:45 Yahh!
00:28:52 I got it. It's not that bad,
00:28:58 Oh, Lord!
00:29:10 - Howdy!
00:29:14 Oh!
00:29:20 Whee doggies!
00:29:24 Elvis is alive and well.
00:30:18 I keep thinking
00:30:20 but your mom picked this out
00:30:26 I like it.
00:30:28 You used to like a lot of things
00:30:32 - Grandma...
00:30:35 I know it's not personal.
00:30:40 - I just miss my Miley.
00:30:44 Maybe you should be
00:30:48 Caterpillar in a tree
00:30:53 Can't go far
00:30:59 Your daddy used to
00:31:03 Not so much anymore.
00:32:21 Miley! Rise and shine!
00:32:35 Commence Operation
00:32:39 Morning! Sleep well?
00:32:41 How about I go feed the chickens
00:32:44 Like I always say, ain't nothin' better
00:32:50 Who in the Sam Heck was that?
00:33:01 Here, chick-chick-chick-chick.
00:33:06 Get away from...
00:33:11 Ahh!
00:33:16 How long you think before she
00:33:20 Oh, I'm gonna...
00:34:08 All right. Here we go,
00:34:11 - Y'all couldn't wait?
00:34:13 but eventually we had to get on
00:34:16 Get yourself cleaned up, honeybee.
00:34:20 Yay.
00:34:25 Oh, Robby Ray, my gutters need fixing.
00:34:27 And my truck is making a noise
00:34:30 I'm on it.
00:34:32 If you need any help,
00:34:34 Might be down by the vegetable patch.
00:34:36 Gotcha.
00:34:37 But don't go squashing my squashes.
00:34:44 Looks like you beat me to it.
00:34:50 Lorelai?
00:34:51 Uh, Ruby didn't... You're the foreman?
00:34:55 - That would be me.
00:34:59 You're good at this.
00:35:02 That's me, right over there.
00:35:05 I was looking for a fresh start,
00:35:07 that both me and the farm could
00:35:11 She does like putting things together,
00:35:19 Lorelai. The foreman.
00:35:23 I'll be dang.
00:35:26 All right, you guys.
00:35:28 I'd like to introduce
00:35:31 She is the fastest two-legged
00:35:34 She can't fly, she can't swim,
00:35:39 ...bite. Be careful.
00:35:44 We talked about this.
00:35:46 on the menu at the snack bar...
00:35:48 I'll take it from here.
00:35:51 No, I hate Miss Pearl.
00:35:52 All right, kids.
00:35:58 ...alligator?
00:36:01 Let go!
00:36:17 Help!
00:36:22 Ah!
00:36:30 What's with the giant udder?
00:36:32 That is something you
00:36:35 Old Man Crowley died
00:36:38 pretty much everything you can see.
00:36:40 But we don't exactly
00:36:42 so I've been helping organize
00:36:45 It's just awful.
00:36:49 Talking about putting up
00:36:52 A mall? Really?
00:36:57 If they have their way,
00:37:00 Hey, Ruby. How'd you like one of those,
00:37:03 - Thank you.
00:37:05 - Would there be a Bloomie's?
00:37:08 Sorry.
00:37:11 - You're looking at the future.
00:37:13 Uh-huh.
00:37:15 Oh.
00:37:17 I swear, everything
00:37:20 - Morning, Miss Ruby.
00:37:22 See you got your
00:37:24 - Yeah, sure do.
00:37:26 Amazing what a little
00:37:31 Nice chatting.
00:37:33 When we finish, maybe you
00:37:36 In there? No, thanks. I'm good.
00:37:38 Look, missy. You may be
00:37:42 but here we're
00:37:45 ...if that ain't good enough for you,
00:37:52 You might be fooling your daddy,
00:37:57 Now, I'm sorry for fussing at you,
00:37:59 but... I just think you should
00:38:03 for the time being, you have
00:38:07 I do.
00:38:09 And I'm sorry.
00:38:12 I know you are.
00:38:15 Come on!
00:38:21 - Right here?
00:38:23 Now... slice up
00:38:28 You're looking at the future
00:38:30 I'm going to take this mood
00:38:34 Free samples! Here you go, girls.
00:38:37 Ruby, you can have as many
00:38:40 but you are not going to stop progress.
00:38:42 Turning Mills Pond into a landfill
00:38:45 Well, obviously...
00:38:53 I'll be right back.
00:38:56 - Morning.
00:38:58 Um, do you know this girl?
00:39:01 Sure, Hannah Montana.
00:39:05 No, obviously not. No, no.
00:39:07 - You wanna try something?
00:39:09 OK.
00:39:12 That's very nice. That's delicious.
00:39:17 - Uh, I'll be right back.
00:39:20 - I don't think so.
00:39:23 - No. I got to go.
00:40:17 - Miley, help me get this...
00:40:23 Help him up now.
00:40:29 Help me with this poor man.
00:40:31 - I'm terribly, terribly sorry.
00:40:35 You're too kind. No, really.
00:40:39 You're about the same age.
00:40:42 Hannah Montana! Who don't know
00:40:46 She's telling everyone she's
00:40:48 but no one's ever seen her.
00:40:50 I seen her, saw her,
00:40:52 - You're the first one.
00:40:55 Do you know where I could find them?
00:40:57 Sure. You go about five miles south
00:41:01 - Left at the second crook.
00:41:03 - There you are.
00:41:04 - So thank you. Thank you.
00:41:07 - Take care.
00:41:12 Hello?
00:41:19 Hello, anybody home?
00:41:52 - What?
00:41:55 As in "where's my story?"
00:41:59 Sorry, love. Two seconds.
00:42:01 - Hello?
00:42:05 Sorry, darlings. Daddy's working.
00:42:10 Hurry. It's nearly lights out.
00:42:13 Sorry, Lucinda. Don't worry. I guarantee
00:42:17 Hannah Montana!
00:42:19 I can't believe it! Dad!
00:42:22 I don't believe this!
00:42:24 Not now, girls!
00:42:28 - Please get us her autograph!
00:42:32 Who's that?
00:42:34 - Darlings, I'll call you back.
00:42:39 - Sorry. You were saying?
00:42:43 Trust me, I'm all over it.
00:42:45 Oh.
00:42:59 Oh, I messed up. Um...
00:43:08 Oh...
00:43:25 Um, I'm sorry. Don't stop. I'm going.
00:43:28 Don't worry about it. I was goofing off.
00:43:31 I think it's great you're
00:43:33 Singing thing?
00:43:35 Come on. Everyone knows
00:43:38 And... you actually got a nice voice.
00:43:44 Thanks. I've heard that.
00:43:48 What did you think of the song?
00:43:53 - Song?
00:43:56 Did I mention I wrote it?
00:43:58 And it seems like you got most
00:44:05 "Most"?
00:44:11 - So why didn't you like it?
00:44:15 You sure didn't say you did.
00:44:17 - It's not bad. It just wasn't...
00:44:20 About anything.
00:44:21 Doesn't tell me anything about
00:44:24 - You know what I'm feeling now?
00:44:27 And sorry, but you asked.
00:44:30 Why are you bothering with this anyway?
00:44:33 Starting up an egg business.
00:44:37 I rebuild the coop,
00:44:39 It's a lot of rebuilding.
00:44:40 Hey, you got to
00:44:47 Life's a climb, but the view is great.
00:44:52 That's all you want to do,
00:44:55 - Where else am I going to?
00:44:57 I know what you meant.
00:45:00 Ow. Ow.
00:45:02 - Come on. Saddle up.
00:45:05 To show you... what you're missing.
00:45:09 Ow.
00:45:37 - You're next!
00:45:44 Whoa, whoa! Whoo! Whoo!
00:45:48 Yes! We got it!
00:46:11 Ha!
00:46:56 It's cold!
00:47:06 We should get going. We don't
00:47:55 Whoo-hoo! Good job, Daddy!
00:47:58 Robby Ray Stewart, everybody.
00:48:07 - You were so great up there.
00:48:15 What is the matter with him?
00:48:17 Maybe it's starting to mean
00:48:21 We're going to slow it down
00:48:31 - What?
00:48:33 Why do you have to make
00:48:36 Miley, you just wouldn't unders...
00:48:39 - How do you know she likes me?
00:48:42 You got a good point there.
00:48:44 I saw Lorelai go out back. Maybe
00:48:50 I could try.
00:49:08 Miley? Would you like to dance?
00:49:17 Sorry about that back there.
00:49:19 This trip was always supposed to be
00:49:25 Ever think the two might be related?
00:49:27 You're right. Our family's
00:49:32 Secretive? I've noticed.
00:49:36 So how's she doing?
00:49:39 I have a feeling she...
00:49:43 We are gonna be just fine.
00:50:35 Ah!
00:50:42 Thank you.
00:50:45 Miley, it's open mike night.
00:50:48 No. Wait. It's good. I mean, my dad...
00:50:51 - Come on. It's all about having fun.
00:50:54 - Travis!
00:51:05 All right, um...
00:51:07 If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna add
00:51:12 Yeah!
00:51:15 All right, banjo, I'm gonna
00:51:18 And where are my girls at?
00:51:24 All right. Here we go.
00:51:27 Boom boom clap
00:51:29 Boom boom clap
00:51:32 Boom boom clap
00:51:34 Boom boom clap.
00:51:36 Here we go!
00:51:38 Boom boom clap
00:51:42 # Whoa, oh, oh
00:51:46 # Whoa, oh, oh
00:51:47 # One, two, three
00:51:48 # Everybody, come on off your seats
00:51:50 # I'm gonna tell you about a beat
00:51:55 # I'll give the barbecue show
00:51:59 # If you're five or 82
00:52:04 # Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it
00:52:09 # Put your hawk in the sky
00:52:11 # Jump to the left, stick it, glide
00:52:18 You got it. Come on.
00:52:22 # Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it
00:52:26 # Put your hawk in the sky
00:52:29 # Jump to the left, stick it, glide
00:52:31 # Zigzag across the floor
00:52:35 # When the drum hits, hands on your hips
00:52:37 # One-footed 180 twist
00:52:42 # Lean it left, clap three times
00:52:44 # Shake it out head to toe, throw it
00:52:48 - # Do the hoedown
00:52:51 - # Do the hoedown
00:52:53 - # Do the hoedown
00:52:55 # Throw it all together
00:53:02 Come on. Here we go.
00:53:04 # Zigzag across the floor
00:53:08 # When the drum hits, hands on your hips
00:53:10 # One-footed 180 twist
00:53:15 # Lean it left, clap three times
00:53:17 # Shake it out head to toe, throw it
00:53:21 - # Do the hoedown
00:53:23 - # Do the hoedown
00:53:26 - # Do the hoedown
00:53:28 # Throw it all together
00:53:31 # A- boom de clap de clap
00:53:33 Come on. Here we go.
00:53:35 # Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it
00:53:39 # Put your hawk in the sky
00:53:41 # Jump to the left, stick it, glide
00:53:44 # Zigzag across the floor
00:53:48 # When the drum hits, hands on your hips
00:53:50 # One-footed 180 twist
00:53:52 # And then a zigzag step, slide
00:53:57 # Shake it out head to toe
00:53:59 # Throw it all together
00:54:01 - # Do the hoedown
00:54:03 - # Do the hoedown
00:54:06 - # Do the hoedown
00:54:08 # Throw it all together
00:54:17 Our very own Miley Stewart, people.
00:54:28 You got a lot of nerve coming in here.
00:54:34 I'm sorry. I thought this was
00:54:36 Community. You wouldn't
00:54:40 Well, I know that your idea
00:54:45 How much y'all raise tonight?
00:54:48 A thousand dollars?
00:54:50 Two thousand dollars?
00:54:53 Whatever it is, I'll double it.
00:54:55 We don't want your money.
00:54:57 At the end of the day
00:54:59 You can have a hundred of these,
00:55:01 it's gonna take to save the Meadows,
00:55:03 not unless The Beatles show up
00:55:06 Oh, wait. Small problem.
00:55:10 The sooner y'all accept the inevitable,
00:55:12 Miley knows Hannah Montana.
00:55:16 - Who's that?
00:55:20 They're best friends.
00:55:24 Throw a concert.
00:55:27 Yeah! Yeah! Do it. Yeah. Call her.
00:55:30 - Yeah.
00:55:32 I guess I could give her a call.
00:55:37 Hannah Montana knows Miley?
00:55:57 Oh, my gosh! It's Hannah Montana!
00:56:15 Oh, my gosh. She's here.
00:56:19 Thank you! Thank you, thank you,
00:56:27 So rustic.
00:56:29 - I love it, Miley.
00:56:31 This whole "pop star saves hometown"
00:56:35 Not so genius that I forgive you
00:56:38 and almost costing me my job,
00:56:45 So you must be Granny.
00:56:49 Adorable. Oh, look at this place.
00:56:53 It's just so, um... And, uh...
00:56:56 - It always smell like this?
00:57:02 Excuse me.
00:57:04 I am so sorry. You are
00:57:06 When I thought
00:57:08 - that I might lose you forever...
00:57:11 Good, because I don't want to.
00:57:14 And... sorry about
00:57:18 What? Lilly, you're the one that talked
00:57:22 I thought this was one of those
00:57:25 It is, and I am. And I swear Hannah'll
00:57:28 OK.
00:57:29 - Miley?
00:57:32 Could I come in
00:57:34 - You be Hannah.
00:57:36 - I can't. No, you be Hannah. Stop it.
00:57:39 It's kind of important.
00:57:40 - No.
00:57:42 Stop doing this.
00:57:43 Stop!
00:57:46 Come in.
00:57:54 I'm so sorry. I didn't realize...
00:57:56 No worries. This is just
00:57:59 It helps with Hannah's jet lag.
00:58:00 Jet lag? But California's
00:58:03 Yes. But Hannah only flies west to east,
00:58:07 so... she gains time.
00:58:10 the long way around.
00:58:13 - Did you want something?
00:58:16 Hi, Hannah.
00:58:18 I'm Lorelai. And we are just
00:58:23 Oh, well...
00:58:26 Foot massage.
00:58:28 Very L.A.
00:58:30 - Miley, you up there?
00:58:34 That Hannah's here.
00:58:37 - Let me tell him.
00:58:40 No. Hannah considers me
00:58:44 There's these things that... Fine.
00:58:48 Hey, but no talking.
00:58:56 Mmm-hmmm.
00:59:00 So the mayor wants to throw this
00:59:05 And I've had lobsters flown in
00:59:10 I hope they don't get too jet-lagged.
00:59:13 Anyway...
00:59:15 Dad!
00:59:17 - Dad, what are you doing?
00:59:20 Hold the ladder for me.
00:59:23 Please come down.
00:59:26 - Is that a yes?
00:59:28 Oh!
00:59:33 What is Lorelai doing
00:59:36 - Technically, they're Lilly's.
00:59:39 Dad. Dad, we're all set.
00:59:43 - What's with him?
00:59:45 Hey. Lorelai.
00:59:47 - Why don't you let Hannah rest...
00:59:53 Poor thing. Jet lag.
00:59:56 She only flies west to east.
00:59:59 What? That's the stupidest thing
01:00:02 Some kind of celebrity thing.
01:00:05 But she said yes.
01:00:09 It was my job to get her there,
01:00:15 - Great.
01:00:19 I don't know.
01:00:21 Is this you asking?
01:00:25 Yeah. I think it might be.
01:00:28 Then this is me accepting.
01:00:35 - I think they're gonna kiss.
01:00:38 Go, Daddy! Go, Daddy!
01:00:44 Whoo!
01:00:45 Certainly is getting hot in here.
01:00:48 I don't want her
01:00:57 Daddy, Daddy.
01:00:59 Oh, Jackson!
01:01:04 Are you OK? Watch it. Ladder.
01:01:07 Are you all right?
01:01:09 I'm OK. I'm OK.
01:01:15 Mmm.
01:01:17 These taste... healthy.
01:01:22 Squash.
01:01:25 Ooh. I want a cowboy.
01:01:29 Sorry. That one's taken.
01:01:32 - Really?
01:01:34 No.
01:01:36 Maybe. I don't know. It looks like
01:01:41 But he hasn't met Hannah yet.
01:01:43 Come on.
01:01:50 So, Ha...
01:01:54 Ha...
01:01:57 Hey, look! It's Hannah Montana!
01:02:00 Oh, hi. Sorry, I... I didn't see you.
01:02:04 I'm Travis. Thanks for coming.
01:02:06 Yeah, happy to help.
01:02:10 Executive assistant.
01:02:13 Welcome to Crowley Corners.
01:02:15 It sure would be nice to have
01:02:19 - Real smooth.
01:02:21 Look, I really don't think
01:02:25 No, go. Go!
01:02:30 So... putting up a satellite dish.
01:02:35 It's a birdbath.
01:02:37 I knew that.
01:02:41 Lilly, could you go find
01:02:44 and run them through my dietary needs?
01:02:46 Go. Assist.
01:02:49 OK.
01:02:53 So, you and Miley are pretty close, huh?
01:02:56 You have no idea.
01:02:59 You don't have to answer
01:03:02 but you think she'd go out
01:03:06 You want to go out with Miley?
01:03:08 No, you'd be a real prize.
01:03:13 But Miley...
01:03:15 I can't help but smile
01:03:19 I think about her all the time. And I...
01:03:23 You should go ask her out.
01:03:26 - Really?
01:03:30 Yeah. Yeah, I'm going
01:03:33 No, no. No. Excuse me.
01:03:35 You can't go in there.
01:03:38 She said something about going
01:03:42 You should go ask her there.
01:03:46 Go!
01:03:50 - Slow down, hot stuff.
01:03:55 Miley?
01:04:01 Miley! Miley, are you...?
01:04:05 Hey, slacker.
01:04:08 Uh, hey.
01:04:10 I was just talking
01:04:15 Actually, we were talking about you.
01:04:17 Oh, really. Was there
01:04:19 or ask me or talk to me about?
01:04:24 Well, I know you're going home soon.
01:04:26 Yeah, I am. That's right,
01:04:29 Um, well...
01:04:32 I was wondering if maybe you would like
01:04:38 OK. Sure.
01:04:40 I don't think I have
01:04:43 - Cool.
01:04:52 Cool.
01:04:53 Now you're talking.
01:04:56 Yeah, it would be,
01:04:58 What do you mean I can't go?
01:04:59 You're the one that promised
01:05:02 would be the guest of honor at
01:05:05 - Actually, Lilly did.
01:05:08 But I promised Travis.
01:05:10 You know what?
01:05:13 You do whatever you think is right.
01:05:16 But...
01:05:38 It's Hannah Montana!
01:05:47 Can I have your autograph,
01:05:55 Smile.
01:05:58 - Yeah!
01:06:02 Where's Miley?
01:06:04 Hon, she's got
01:06:09 - That sucker's traveling.
01:06:13 If everybody could please
01:06:16 - Yes, be seated, everybody.
01:06:19 And let me just say that, honestly,
01:06:24 to have someone of your talents,
01:06:27 well, Miss Montana, Hannah, if you will,
01:06:31 your offer of a concert tomorrow to save
01:06:36 well, our humble little corner
01:06:41 And if there's ever anything that myself
01:06:44 or the good people of
01:06:47 anything you need,
01:06:52 Where did she go?
01:06:55 Need. I just need to check on my fans.
01:06:59 Hannah, Hannah...
01:07:01 See? But what I really need
01:07:07 I need to go. Lilly,
01:07:14 Makeup, clothes, it's all in there. Go.
01:07:19 - I'll be right back. Cover for me.
01:07:34 Hey.
01:07:35 - Sorry I'm late.
01:07:39 - I got you these.
01:07:45 You do know you only have one earring?
01:07:48 Trendy L.A. Thing.
01:07:54 - I guess you're going back there soon?
01:07:57 Uh...
01:08:01 - I'm going to go ahead and jump.
01:08:05 - Well, Miley...
01:08:08 Before you leave...
01:08:09 ...I just...
01:08:13 I really want you to know
01:08:15 Mm-hm.
01:08:18 Um...
01:08:26 Is everything all right?
01:08:27 I really should take this. I'm sorry,
01:08:31 I'll probably get better
01:08:34 I got two bars. Three bars.
01:08:37 Four bars!
01:08:40 Hannah.
01:08:52 Huh!
01:08:55 Now that our guest of honor
01:09:01 That's a heck of a crawdaddy, isn't it?
01:09:13 Oh!
01:09:17 So, Hannah, you must have
01:09:20 Not really.
01:09:24 I mean there are just so many.
01:09:27 But I don't want this evening
01:09:30 I mean, everybody's stories
01:09:33 - Huh?
01:09:36 - Tell us about your classes.
01:09:39 I really like...
01:09:43 I think my favorite part is...
01:09:46 Dad, that your little boy
01:09:50 Oh!
01:09:54 Oops, dropped my napkin.
01:09:56 Harlow!
01:09:58 - Harlow!
01:10:00 - What are you doing?
01:10:02 - What are you doing?
01:10:04 mature relationship.
01:10:09 Found it.
01:10:24 Um...
01:10:27 - I'm having the lobster.
01:10:31 Right.
01:10:41 Sorry. It's been a weird
01:10:45 Yeah.
01:10:47 And I think I know some of
01:10:54 Yeah?
01:10:56 There are so many things
01:11:03 That's just going to have to wait.
01:11:04 I need to go double-check
01:11:52 - Club soda will take that out.
01:11:56 No one is getting up
01:11:59 Dessert, anyone?
01:12:01 I'm sure you've all heard
01:12:03 We give you Tennessee flambe.
01:12:10 Mr. Mayor, I assume that
01:12:13 Oh, yes, yes.
01:12:15 Not many people know that the Tennessee
01:12:30 Come here.
01:12:31 - Mr. Mayor!
01:12:38 Harlow!
01:12:47 We got a fire!
01:12:53 Dang flam it!
01:13:16 This has all gone very well.
01:13:25 Sorry, excuse me. Excuse me.
01:14:24 Travis, please let me explain.
01:14:27 Explain what?
01:14:29 That you've been making fun of me?
01:14:31 Laughing at me?
01:14:36 I was honest with you.
01:14:39 - And I feel the same way.
01:14:42 Because I would have never
01:14:45 You know what, Miley...
01:14:49 We're done.
01:14:50 Travis!
01:14:53 Travis, please.
01:15:20 - Did you see?
01:15:24 Robby Ray,
01:15:27 Not now, Lorelai.
01:15:31 I'm sorry. It's just
01:15:35 I just organized the whole thing, and
01:15:40 I don't care if she is here
01:15:42 She's got a complicated life.
01:15:46 What's going on, Robby Ray?
01:15:49 I really don't have any time
01:15:53 I don't know if I could be happy with
01:15:56 I know. You shouldn't have to be.
01:16:00 I should have told you the truth.
01:16:03 The truth is that...
01:16:08 ...I just don't have any place in
01:16:12 There's no room. Miley and me,
01:16:15 And she needs me.
01:16:23 I'm sorry.
01:16:26 Well, me too then.
01:16:30 Me too.
01:16:36 Hannah.
01:17:22 Hey, caterpillar.
01:17:24 Thanks.
01:17:26 No problem.
01:17:37 - Are you mad?
01:17:42 No.
01:17:45 - How's the song coming?
01:17:50 What's it about?
01:17:52 You.
01:17:54 Me.
01:17:57 Us.
01:18:01 Can I hear it?
01:18:20 # You tucked me in, turned out the light
01:18:24 # Kept me safe and sound at night
01:18:28 # Little girls depend
01:18:35 # Brushed my teeth and combed my hair
01:18:38 # Had to drive me everywhere
01:18:41 # You were always there
01:18:48 # You had to do it all alone
01:18:52 # Make a living, make a home
01:18:56 # It must have been
01:19:02 # And when I couldn't sleep at night
01:19:05 # Scared things wouldn't turn out right
01:19:10 # You would hold my hand and sing to me
01:19:15 Sing with me on this part, Daddy.
01:19:17 # Caterpillar in the tree
01:19:21 # How you wonder who you'll be
01:19:24 # Can't go far, but you can always dream
01:19:32 # Wish you may and wish you might
01:19:35 # Don't you worry, hold on tight
01:19:38 # I promise you there will come a day
01:19:44 # Butterfly, fly away
01:19:53 # Butterfly, fly away
01:19:55 # Butterfly, fly away
01:19:56 # You got your wings, now you can't stay
01:20:00 # Take those dreams
01:20:07 # Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly
01:20:12 # Butterfly, fly away #
01:21:04 - Miley!
01:21:07 Miley!
01:21:09 - Are you OK?
01:21:11 than to yell at someone asleep
01:21:14 I do now.
01:21:17 Did you do this?
01:21:20 Just a little hard work. That's all.
01:21:23 Life's a climb.
01:21:30 Is it time?
01:21:33 Yeah, it's time.
01:21:36 Let's go.
01:21:44 Hey!
01:21:46 We received a
01:21:49 - from an anonymous benefactor!
01:21:51 Oh, hey.
01:21:53 Isn't it awesome? This is terrific!
01:22:11 - Coming through. Coming through.
01:22:13 I'm not the agent,
01:22:16 - I'm the real deal.
01:22:24 Have a good day, ma'am.
01:22:26 Whew, honey. I had no idea.
01:22:30 No wonder they hide you away
01:22:32 Whoo! Oh!
01:22:35 Is it always this crazy?
01:22:37 Always.
01:22:39 Well, I know the getting here was hard,
01:22:44 You should be proud of that.
01:22:50 I know I am.
01:23:03 This was my mom's?
01:23:08 Yeah.
01:23:10 She'd be proud of you too.
01:23:15 Yeah.
01:23:19 Thanks.
01:23:22 Um, I'm just gonna
01:23:26 So I can have it in my pocket
01:23:29 That's good, close to you.
01:23:32 Thank you. I love you.
01:23:35 I love you, darling.
01:24:02 Hannah!
01:24:16 Ya! Ya!
01:24:25 Yeah!
01:24:27 Whoo!
01:25:34 I can't do this.
01:25:42 Sorry.
01:25:52 I've loved being Hannah, but I
01:25:58 At least not here, not with you guys.
01:26:03 See, this is... this is home.
01:26:08 This is where I'm from. This is family.
01:26:11 And there's only so many sacrifices
01:26:19 The last time I stood
01:26:25 I was...
01:26:31 I was just Miley.
01:26:41 And I still am.
01:26:57 Hi. It's...
01:27:01 It's me.
01:27:10 I've hurt a lot of people,
01:27:14 And... if it's not too late...
01:27:19 ...I sure would like
01:27:34 I know you all came
01:27:39 ...if you don't mind,
01:27:41 It's kind of personal.
01:27:43 It's about what I've learned
01:27:50 Life's a climb.
01:27:55 But the view is great.
01:32:01 - Whoo!
01:32:24 Thanks for letting me live my Hannah.
01:32:28 Bye.
01:32:30 Please.
01:32:33 Please be Hannah.
01:32:39 I'm sorry, I can't. It's too late.
01:32:42 Sure, you can!
01:32:47 Put the wig back on. You'll never
01:32:50 Hannah's a part of you!
01:32:55 Hannah!
01:33:24 No, please.
01:33:28 - Somebody, stop him!
01:33:33 Watch it! One more step
01:33:36 - Don't do it.
01:33:38 - stop me from...
01:33:41 Phoebe, Clarissa, what are you doing?
01:33:43 This nice lady sorted it all out.
01:33:46 Upper class. It was brilliant!
01:33:48 I thought the girls'd appreciate
01:33:51 We too late?
01:33:53 I can't believe that
01:33:55 Hannah! Hannah! Hannah!
01:33:58 - My gosh! It's Hannah Montana!
01:34:01 - You're right there! I'm here!
01:34:03 I really love you.
01:34:06 You're not going to destroy
01:34:08 That's what Hannah's all about.
01:34:11 - Is that your story?
01:34:15 No, that's not my story.
01:34:18 - Oh, my gosh!
01:34:23 - Get this down, Lucinda.
01:34:25 Bon Chic magazine
01:34:28 is run by a wretched, soulless succubus
01:34:32 and I'm not going
01:34:35 Ozzie! Ozzie! Come...
01:34:37 Think I just quit.
01:34:41 Come on. Let's go out front.
01:34:44 Thanks, partner.
01:34:46 - Everybody, stay where you are.
01:34:49 We got lots more music for you.
01:34:51 Remember that crush I had
01:34:55 Yeah.
01:34:58 Uh...
01:34:59 Please jump.
01:35:07 So not over it.
01:35:13 Right on!
01:36:31 Hey.
01:39:20 And cut it!