Happily Ever After

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00:01:53 Evildoers of our kingdom...
00:01:56 we're always the losers,
00:02:00 Is that fair? No.
00:02:02 Starting tonight...
00:02:04 I give you happily n'ever after!
00:02:11 Hold it, hold it, hold it!
00:02:14 Would the owner of a light blue coach with
00:02:18 You're parked in a "Trolls Only" zone.
00:02:21 While I have your attention,
00:02:24 That's what we call a "wicked stepmother."
00:02:27 I know what you're thinking.
00:02:31 Were there free elections?
00:02:34 You know what?
00:02:36 and I'll give you
00:02:40 Yeah, the name's kind of corny...
00:02:42 but we had to call it something,
00:02:44 So, anyway, in this tower
00:02:49 is what you might call the Department
00:02:53 This is where all the stories-
00:02:56 Rapunzel...
00:02:58 Sleeping Beauty...
00:03:00 the Frog Prince-
00:03:02 are watched over by a wizard.
00:03:04 And his job is to make sure
00:03:08 right up to their happy endings.
00:03:11 And that's why he has these:
00:03:13 the scales of good and evil.
00:03:16 See that? They have
00:03:19 As long he keeps those things
00:03:22 and the endings
00:03:27 The wizard also has two assistants:
00:03:30 Munk's the guy who sees
00:03:34 Mambo's the guy who...
00:03:39 You know what I'm talking about-
00:03:47 Yeah. These are the guys you want to
00:03:57 Here's our story.
00:03:59 Remember her?
00:04:01 "Evil, evil, blah, blah, blah"
00:04:05 Anyway, let me fill you in
00:04:08 We've got one wicked stepmother...
00:04:11 and two ugly stepsisters.
00:04:13 Delicate flowers of womanhood.
00:04:16 One fairy godmother.
00:04:18 I think she's a couple Hansels short
00:04:23 One Prince Charming.
00:04:26 Hold the charm.
00:04:30 And then there's one fair maiden.
00:04:34 Ella.
00:04:35 You probably know her
00:04:37 but she's always been Ella to me.
00:04:40 She's in love with
00:04:43 What does Ella see in Prince
00:04:47 But just look at her.
00:04:49 She's so beautiful.
00:04:51 A girl like that could never
00:04:56 So, you might be wondering
00:04:59 Have a look.
00:05:01 No, not Blondie McBiceps.
00:05:04 No. Look to the left.
00:05:06 Keep going.
00:05:08 There I am. You know
00:05:11 Remember Rick the servant?
00:05:13 Of course you don't. I'm the guy
00:05:17 I'm the guy who washes
00:05:19 and does his laundry
00:05:24 You know what kind of happy
00:05:28 Right.
00:05:29 None.
00:05:30 So, that's everyone important-
00:05:34 Okay, let's see the title now.
00:05:41 Happier music, please.
00:06:14 So here we are,
00:06:18 I managed to swipe some mail
00:06:21 so I'd have an excuse to visit Ella.
00:06:25 Hello? Oh, Rick, it's you.
00:06:27 I'm sorry to be
00:06:30 No, no. I was expecting
00:06:33 With these?
00:06:35 They're here!
00:06:36 Did you see him today?
00:06:39 One for my stepmother,
00:06:42 and none for me.
00:06:44 Wait. What's that?
00:06:47 You've got somethin'... here.
00:06:49 I'm invited too!
00:06:53 The royal ball.
00:06:58 And his royal boots-
00:07:01 And it was a royal pain in the butt.
00:07:04 I may even
00:07:06 Gosh! Wouldn't that be super?
00:07:08 He's dreamy.
00:07:10 The prince!
00:07:11 - The invitations! They're here!
00:07:13 Give it! It's mine!
00:07:15 Out of my way!
00:07:17 - Mom totally hates you.
00:07:20 Nuh-uh. You.
00:07:21 You totally ripped my coiffure.
00:07:24 Knock it off!
00:07:28 Great. Here comes the dragon lady.
00:07:30 - You started it.
00:07:31 - Did too!
00:07:33 Shut up. She's coming.
00:07:34 It takes hours
00:07:37 Now we have to do the whole
00:07:41 And you.
00:07:44 Hand them over.
00:07:52 Come on. Come on.
00:07:55 I am invited, Stepmother.
00:07:58 If she goes,
00:08:01 - She has nothing to wear.
00:08:04 of course Cinderelly may go.
00:08:08 Unfortunately, she has
00:08:14 First, she has to polish my shoes...
00:08:17 then cook us a pot roast,
00:08:19 shampoo the cat,
00:08:22 give the carriage a lube job-
00:08:25 Shall I continue?
00:08:28 Ella, say no.
00:08:33 Get back to the kitchen.
00:08:35 You're not her Prince Charming.
00:08:40 You're the dishwasher.
00:08:44 I am not.
00:08:50 Ella isn't the only one
00:08:52 The prince is so excited
00:08:58 The same as always, Your Highness?
00:09:01 Not too much off the front.
00:09:05 Everything must be perfect.
00:09:07 Tonight's the night
00:09:10 It says so right here in the book.
00:09:12 Princely Rule Book, Section 12:
00:09:17 every prince must
00:09:20 preferably blonde,
00:09:22 cursed or distressed."
00:09:26 Great. Our downstairs neighbor,
00:09:31 There's gotta be something better on.
00:09:34 There's Rapunzel...
00:09:36 single-handedly keeping the kingdom's
00:09:39 Apparently, her people have yet
00:09:42 Little Red Riding Hood.
00:09:44 Every wolf's favorite
00:09:48 And then there's Rumpelstiltskin.
00:09:52 Still trying to get the baby.
00:09:53 Don't ask me why he wants a baby.
00:09:55 Messy diapers and the drooling
00:09:58 - Can we limit the editorializing?
00:10:02 It's time for my vacation.
00:10:05 - I'm off to Scotland.
00:10:07 Remember what I taught you.
00:10:09 You have to maintain the balance
00:10:13 - Don't worry, boss.
00:10:16 - We're your assistants.
00:10:19 What? Just 'cause he hired you 300 years
00:10:27 Does he know he's wearing a skirt?
00:10:32 That's better.
00:10:35 Now, guys,
00:10:39 Same for the staff.
00:10:43 no giving yourself
00:10:48 Hey. It was a onetime thing, okay?
00:10:50 And keep a special eye on Cinderella.
00:10:54 She'll be downstairs
00:10:58 Everything will go by the book.
00:11:00 - Just like it always does.
00:11:05 Yes, Your Wizardry.
00:11:14 And remember.
00:11:15 Keep your eyes on the ball.
00:11:21 Fore!
00:11:28 How do you like that? I'm a prince
00:11:34 Big deal. You're the doorman.
00:11:37 You know what you are.
00:11:39 Can we get to work, please?
00:11:56 Ricky, where have you been?
00:11:58 You have to wash the dishes
00:12:01 You went to see Ella again,
00:12:07 What does she see
00:12:09 She doesn't even know the guy. I have
00:12:14 She is a prince dreamer, mon frère.
00:12:18 - You're gonna get nowhere with her.
00:12:21 I'm not trying to get anywhere.
00:12:25 I know what kind of friend
00:12:29 I need a friend like that,
00:12:32 Oui. With friends like that,
00:12:37 Gentlemen!
00:12:40 The prince is furious.
00:12:46 - No!
00:12:50 Vanilla.
00:12:58 Come on, girls. Think prince.
00:13:00 - Don't work too hard.
00:13:02 See you at the ball.
00:13:04 As if.
00:13:05 Ella.
00:13:08 Remember.
00:13:11 And don't forget to swab out
00:13:17 Oops. Sorry.
00:13:27 Weepy, weepy,
00:13:31 And then,
00:13:34 I love this part.
00:13:36 "Don't cry, child."
00:13:38 Don't cry, child.
00:13:40 I'm your fairy godmother.
00:13:42 I have come to grant
00:13:45 What?
00:13:47 - You're Cinderella, right?
00:13:50 Then let's get you ready for the ball.
00:14:09 That's not right.
00:14:19 Nice.
00:14:26 Yes.
00:14:30 Here we go.
00:14:36 Sassy!
00:14:39 Oops.
00:14:42 - Yes.
00:14:47 - You look beautiful, Salmonella.
00:14:51 Cinderella going to the ball-again.
00:14:59 Sleeping Beauty, still asleep.
00:15:02 Somebody get her
00:15:06 And get me a triple.
00:15:08 You have but three chances
00:15:12 and if you fail,
00:15:18 Rumpelstiltskin,
00:15:21 I think he wants weekends, right?
00:15:24 Always the same thing.
00:15:27 And what do you want to have happen?
00:15:29 Rumpelstiltskin gets the baby?
00:15:31 Cinderella stays a maid?
00:15:34 I just wish we could mix it up
00:15:36 make it a little edgier.
00:15:39 Then let 'em have
00:15:41 We are not tipping the scales of good
00:15:45 What if we made the seven
00:15:48 - No way.
00:15:52 Forget it.
00:15:55 Couldn't we just give her
00:15:57 or dandruff
00:16:00 What about that?
00:16:10 Look at me. I'm Munk.
00:16:14 Mambo, get down!
00:16:16 I am Munk, and my nostrils show.
00:16:18 I've got dandruff and bad BO.
00:16:21 Stop fooling around.
00:16:23 Munk is a bossy know-it-all...
00:16:25 with a butt the size
00:16:28 Stop it. That's enough!
00:16:30 All right, girls.
00:16:33 - What are you doing?
00:16:35 - It's mine!
00:16:37 - No, I do!
00:16:39 - I smell like a dead pig. Smell me!
00:16:43 Can't you two pretend to be
00:16:46 - Hurry up, slowpoke!
00:16:53 Who am I kidding?
00:16:55 These girls are hopeless.
00:16:57 A donkey would have a better
00:17:00 I'm never gonna get ahead
00:17:03 There has to be another way.
00:17:06 And he's running!
00:17:09 You spin it off that stand,
00:17:12 I'm dancin'.
00:17:13 I'm skatin'! I'm skatin'!
00:17:17 Not so easy. Not so easy.
00:17:24 What?
00:17:25 I told you to be careful!
00:17:27 - This is powerful magic!
00:17:29 These things control the fate
00:17:34 Powerful magic?
00:17:36 The fate of the kingdom?
00:17:40 Girls, Mama's gonna take matters
00:17:44 Don't wait up.
00:17:48 Mother!
00:17:51 Left. Left, left.
00:17:53 Right, right. Down, down, down.
00:17:58 - I'm calling the boss.
00:18:00 Why? We fixed it. You fixed it.
00:18:03 We fixed it, 'cause I did the "down,
00:18:07 Yes or no?
00:18:10 Don't call the boss!
00:18:33 Forty flights of steps in heels?
00:18:37 This had better be good.
00:18:44 "Chapter Four. How a prince
00:18:47 One: Smile at maidens."
00:18:50 Hello.
00:18:53 "Two: Look heroic."
00:18:57 Yes.
00:19:02 "Three: Be 'roman tick."'
00:19:07 Be "roman tick"?
00:19:10 Be romantic!
00:19:18 There he is!
00:19:20 To one side.
00:19:22 Excuse me.
00:19:26 He's dreamy.
00:19:27 - I like him!
00:19:33 Time to meet your prince,
00:19:37 - It's Cinderella.
00:19:45 Thank you, Fairy Godmother.
00:19:47 Remember, it all ends at midnight.
00:19:55 Move it.
00:19:59 And what are you gonna do about it?
00:20:03 Do you even know what
00:20:06 Yeah, yeah. I know. I could have knocked
00:20:10 and changed the destiny of
00:20:14 Blah, blah, blah.
00:20:17 Hiya, boys.
00:20:20 Ouchy mama!
00:20:23 What's doing?
00:20:24 Frieda?
00:20:25 So this is where it all happens.
00:20:29 And all this time
00:20:34 - You can't be up here.
00:20:37 I didn't order a stepmother.
00:20:39 Come here, cutie.
00:20:43 Come on, big boy. Teach me.
00:20:47 I kind of go for these
00:20:51 She thinks I'm the wizard.
00:20:53 We don't really do workshops.
00:20:57 Maybe you can come back
00:21:00 This operation's about to
00:21:04 Just call it a little power play.
00:21:07 Man, she is good!
00:21:09 - I mean bad.
00:21:12 Or I'll zap you into a toad!
00:21:15 - Can you zap?
00:21:17 Baby, I think you're
00:21:26 Okay.
00:21:27 Now we're flying. I guess when you say
00:21:31 Shut up and drive! I'll open the portal
00:21:35 He'll fix everything!
00:21:39 - Don't let her get the staff!
00:21:44 No air bags?
00:21:53 Oh, gosh!
00:21:58 Mayday! Mayday!
00:22:03 Ouch! Fire! Burning!
00:22:06 - Hot. Hot, hot. Hot.
00:22:18 Warn me next time you zap.
00:22:33 You should totally
00:22:35 - Nuh-uh. Me.
00:22:38 A very interesting book.
00:22:46 - Who is that?
00:22:48 Her feet are so tiny.
00:22:58 She's perfect.
00:23:00 - Where is she from?
00:23:23 What's wrong?
00:23:25 I detect the strangest smell
00:23:30 I like pumpkin.
00:23:33 Welcome to
00:23:36 So far.
00:23:39 Let's see.
00:23:41 Which of my toys
00:23:47 Warm.
00:23:52 What's this?
00:23:57 My, Grandma.
00:23:59 All the better
00:24:03 And what big yellow teeth you have.
00:24:05 The better to eat you with!
00:24:12 Here they are again.
00:24:18 Now let's see if-
00:24:22 Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
00:24:30 I wonder what happens if I just-
00:24:34 Ow.
00:24:38 Ow! I'm on my keys.
00:24:42 It's so easy!
00:25:02 A pajama party.
00:25:29 You have but three chances
00:25:34 and if you fail,
00:25:42 - Fabio?
00:25:44 - Beelzebub?
00:25:46 Rumpel... masashi?
00:26:00 Rock-a-bye-bye, baby.
00:26:07 Hey. That's my house.
00:26:11 And...
00:26:13 Ella?
00:26:16 Hey, you gotta be kidding me.
00:26:19 She gets the prince...
00:26:22 and the palace, and I get nada?
00:26:26 Zilch?
00:26:27 Nothing?
00:26:29 Uh-uh. No way!
00:26:31 Not while I'm in charge!
00:26:37 Left, right, left.
00:26:39 Left, right, left.
00:26:42 Left, right, left.
00:26:53 I don't believe this.
00:26:55 How did she get there?
00:26:57 And where did she get that dress?
00:27:01 And where can I get one? I love
00:27:16 So, what do you do?
00:27:18 Are you a fair maiden, lady-in-waiting,
00:27:23 I will be, kind of, at midnight.
00:27:26 Come on!
00:27:34 I think the little princess
00:27:45 What happened?
00:27:49 Sorry.
00:27:54 Where did that maiden go?
00:27:57 Maiden!
00:28:07 A slipper.
00:28:09 Maybe she was the maiden after all.
00:28:11 At last. A damsel in distress!
00:28:18 Here. Section four,
00:28:21 "Once a prince finds his true love,
00:28:27 I will find you, my love...
00:28:30 if I must ride to the ends
00:28:34 Your Majesty.
00:28:36 Please wait. I'm right...
00:28:41 here.
00:28:42 I can swim a little!
00:28:43 That is the prince?
00:28:47 What a loser.
00:28:51 Serves her right.
00:28:55 If I'm gonna
00:28:59 I'm gonna need some bad guys.
00:29:03 It's time to party!
00:29:29 Maybe it's just fireworks?
00:29:35 I never seen that before.
00:29:38 - Come on. Let's go.
00:29:58 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:01 Something's going down at the palace.
00:30:04 Sweet.
00:30:09 Death from above!
00:30:31 Rick. Oh, my gosh. Rick! Hey.
00:30:36 I was dancing with the prince
00:30:38 Okay. So that's too much
00:30:41 It was supposed to last
00:30:44 And then there was this light in the sky.
00:30:48 - Yeah. I'll say.
00:31:04 Evildoers of our kingdom!
00:31:09 - Hiya!
00:31:11 So, guys...
00:31:13 ever think there could be
00:31:16 We're always the losers,
00:31:19 Is that fair? No.
00:31:22 Frieda.
00:31:24 And who wins?
00:31:26 The dorky ingenues
00:31:30 From now on,
00:31:34 And say hello to winning.
00:31:38 Yes to little girls
00:31:41 Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:31:42 To princesses
00:31:46 Because starting tonight...
00:31:48 I give you...
00:31:50 happily n'ever after!
00:31:56 Yeah. This is where you came in.
00:31:59 I hate to tell ya,
00:32:06 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:09 We demand that you depart
00:32:13 Yeah. You heard the man.
00:32:15 What you gonna do if we don't?
00:32:19 - Let's make guard kabobs.
00:32:22 - This is gonna be great!
00:32:28 Ow, ow! Not the face!
00:32:30 That was my favorite leg!
00:32:40 - Rick, we have to do something.
00:32:44 I know. We'll find the prince.
00:32:48 - We have to find him.
00:32:50 He's a pretty boy. He just does
00:32:52 I'm sure his book
00:32:55 If you think that poser
00:32:59 Maybe I am dreaming,
00:33:02 I know this wasn't
00:33:04 It's Frieda.
00:33:07 Just like she always has for me,
00:33:11 We need a hero to stop her.
00:33:15 - You mean you need the prince.
00:33:19 She's taking over.
00:33:21 Yes, it is. It's about you
00:33:23 so you can move upstairs
00:33:26 You know what?
00:33:28 Ridiculous?
00:33:31 You need to get out of here.
00:33:34 And I've got dishes to wash.
00:33:36 Okay.
00:33:37 Fine.
00:33:38 I don't need you anyway.
00:33:44 Go with her, mon ami.
00:33:48 For what?
00:33:52 Prince envy.
00:34:00 How could we screw up so badly?
00:34:02 The wizard will never trust us again.
00:34:04 The wizard'll never trust you again.
00:34:06 - You knocked over the ball!
00:34:09 A wicked stepmother?
00:34:11 With the wizard's staff!
00:34:14 She could take over the kingdom!
00:34:17 If we don't fix this mess before
00:34:22 He'll turn us into toads
00:34:24 I like the way I look already.
00:34:31 What if he makes me look like you?
00:34:35 - I know what we need.
00:34:38 I've seen these tales
00:34:41 and who is the one guy
00:34:44 - The prince!
00:34:47 Exactly. The simpleton.
00:34:49 I mean... the prince!
00:34:53 Hello?
00:34:54 Excuse me.
00:34:57 Cinderella?
00:34:59 How do you know me? Never mind.
00:35:01 Did you guys see
00:35:03 Six foot 2, perfect body,
00:35:07 Why, no. Did you come from
00:35:10 Yes. It was horrible.
00:35:13 Trolls, witches.
00:35:15 The bad guys have taken over.
00:35:18 Who are you guys?
00:35:22 I'm Munk. He's Mambo.
00:35:25 We work for the wizard.
00:35:28 Accident?
00:35:29 We let a wicked stepmother
00:35:34 She has the boss's staff!
00:35:37 Okay. Okay. No arguing.
00:35:39 Could you guys fix all this and make
00:35:42 - Of course.
00:35:46 For which we need the prince.
00:35:48 Come with me. I'm looking for him too.
00:35:54 The prince defeats Frieda...
00:35:56 we fix the scales
00:35:58 and the boss doesn't have to know!
00:36:01 That might actually work.
00:36:04 Heck yeah, it'll work! He'll take
00:36:35 Oh, yeah.
00:36:53 Hey.
00:36:55 Seven billy goats gruff,
00:36:58 Three little pigs' ribs...
00:37:00 and a cow-that-jumped-over-the-moon
00:37:03 with fries.
00:37:06 How's the salad, big guy?
00:37:13 - Get you guys a refill on the mead?
00:37:17 - Sit down.
00:37:20 - Pour yourself a glass.
00:37:23 Don't mind if I do.
00:37:25 That's the first time
00:37:30 I'm melting!
00:37:32 - So what's your name, kid?
00:37:35 So, are you a good guy
00:37:40 Neither. I work in the kitchen.
00:37:43 Let me give you some advice.
00:37:45 Around here,
00:37:49 or a bad guy.
00:37:51 And between you and me...
00:37:53 I don't see much future
00:38:14 Mon frère, what are you doing
00:38:17 Those guys are cool. They're not
00:38:20 A good friend does not
00:38:23 Would you get out of my way?
00:38:27 You should be with her,
00:38:30 What for?
00:38:32 She wants a prince, remember?
00:38:51 "Wizardress."
00:38:54 Too hard to say. General?
00:38:56 Mistress?
00:38:57 Queen of Calamity?
00:38:59 Your Highness.
00:39:00 Your Lowness.
00:39:02 Your Badness.
00:39:03 Excuse me, Empress of Evil.
00:39:06 "Empress."
00:39:09 I like it. Still kind of stuffy,
00:39:15 I've come to offer my services.
00:39:17 And why would I need you, shrimp?
00:39:20 I'm Rumpelstiltskin.
00:39:23 I'm the supremely evil
00:39:27 I have information
00:39:30 Already? Get out!
00:39:34 Wait. Hold on.
00:39:36 This info-What do you
00:39:39 I'll become your evil co-wizard.
00:39:43 Diabolical vice president.
00:39:46 Your malicious creative exec.
00:39:47 Dastardly follower
00:39:53 I stole a baby!
00:39:56 That's about as evil as it gets.
00:39:58 Okay, okay.
00:40:00 Sidekick.
00:40:04 Your fear-inspiring,
00:40:17 Somebody needs a diaper change.
00:40:25 Empress...
00:40:26 I overheard the wizard's assistants
00:40:32 Those little freaks? Get out.
00:40:36 But they're searching for the prince,
00:40:42 A girl?
00:40:43 5'4", dark hair, beautiful...
00:40:46 humble clothes,
00:40:51 Ella.
00:40:52 I hate that girl.
00:41:06 Your Majesty?
00:41:08 Prince?
00:41:10 - That didn't sound like a prince.
00:41:14 I don't want it edgy.
00:41:17 Roses and tiaras
00:41:27 Kiss it!
00:41:42 It was worth a try.
00:41:50 Sweet.
00:42:01 Hey. Watch the snout.
00:42:04 Believe me. I'm watchin' it!
00:42:14 Fellow rogues, victory is near.
00:42:19 But there's just one
00:42:22 that refuses to die
00:42:26 Go forth.
00:42:30 and bring her to me!
00:42:36 Us work?
00:42:38 Before noon?
00:42:39 Yes, well,
00:42:44 You see,
00:43:10 You still here?
00:44:06 How do you start this thing?
00:44:50 It's probably just a-
00:44:51 What do you call those things
00:45:04 Kiss it! Maybe it will
00:45:06 Bad doggie! Down, boy! Stay!
00:45:22 - You okay?
00:45:27 Oh, gosh!
00:45:32 The Mountain of Death.
00:45:35 Let's go, boy.
00:45:58 Ouch.
00:46:05 Please tell me that's modern art.
00:46:09 I don't think we should-
00:46:28 Locks on the door.
00:46:31 Bars on the windows.
00:46:34 I know who lives here.
00:46:46 Hey, that was my big toe.
00:46:48 Hey!
00:46:51 - Hey, get away from there!
00:46:54 Yeah, can't you read?
00:46:56 I bet them's the ones
00:47:00 - We don't even know Snow White.
00:47:07 Well, no. More like
00:47:09 Checking in.
00:47:11 I checked in
00:47:15 We're looking for the prince. If we don't
00:47:20 And can I remind you
00:47:22 We're being chased by the bad guys.
00:47:29 Correction- surrounded by them.
00:47:32 Please. Please.
00:47:36 Inside.
00:47:50 Initiatin' primary defense!
00:47:56 Come on, come on!
00:48:19 It's the big one.
00:48:22 Why'd you call it the big one?
00:48:24 It's the mother of all battles!
00:48:28 Move it!
00:48:31 - We knew it was a-comin'.
00:48:35 - Or why.
00:48:37 We've been gettin' ready
00:48:41 Yeah.
00:48:57 - Sic 'em!
00:49:02 Billy Bob, crank up the big lady!
00:49:15 - You!
00:49:17 - With me!
00:49:20 Lock and load, Cletus!
00:49:29 What's that?
00:49:34 She's stuck!
00:49:37 How about a foot?
00:49:50 Darlin', load up them diamonds!
00:49:53 Me?
00:49:55 I don't think that's a-
00:49:57 Diamonds?
00:49:58 Why do you think we been savin' 'em?
00:50:00 They're harder than a knight's sword
00:50:05 Come on, come on!
00:50:08 Take that, you varmints!
00:50:15 You're a wolf!
00:50:19 Some growling would be nice!
00:50:21 Some biting would be better!
00:50:27 Target 500 yards!
00:50:30 Roger.
00:50:33 Oh, no!
00:50:37 I really, really don't like this.
00:50:39 What? And I do?
00:50:48 Come on, little lady!
00:50:51 Show me what you got, witches!
00:51:27 - Munk!
00:51:28 Mambo!
00:51:30 Reload! Reload!
00:51:32 Rubies, diamonds, everything we got!
00:51:43 I'm hit!
00:51:51 Dang!
00:51:52 We tried to teach
00:51:54 - but she couldn't hit the side of a barn.
00:51:58 - What?
00:52:00 Lady, you can call me Duke.
00:52:03 Ice Queen! We lost Ice Queen!
00:52:08 No way!
00:52:10 Circle around!
00:52:12 Roger.
00:52:15 Hey, we should spell out
00:52:18 Negative!
00:52:24 Yeah!
00:52:32 Ella!
00:52:39 Pardon me, ladies!
00:52:45 - Ella!
00:52:48 Yeah. Things were kinda slow
00:52:51 Munk! Mambo!
00:53:02 Duke!
00:53:03 Don't worry about us, darlin'.
00:53:05 You just find that there prince!
00:53:08 The dishwasher?
00:53:12 This is like a good dream
00:53:16 I've sent witches.
00:53:18 Nothing is working!
00:53:22 Then the prince took
00:53:25 and they lived happily ever after.
00:53:28 No, they did not!
00:53:30 Whose side are you on?
00:53:34 If I may ask...
00:53:37 why do you hate Cinderella so much?
00:53:40 I mean, according to the tale,
00:53:44 I don't know.
00:53:47 Because she's too stupid
00:53:49 Because she's so cheerful
00:53:52 Because if she wins,
00:53:55 and I will be the stepmom forever!
00:54:01 Is that baby
00:54:06 That's it! You can't send witches
00:54:11 Get me a broom.
00:54:13 I'm gonna take out little
00:54:22 Heads up, Cindy!
00:54:24 Stepmama's on her way!
00:54:33 Thanks, Rick,
00:54:35 I just thought you could
00:54:38 - You're the best.
00:54:41 Not yet. This is Mambo and Munk.
00:54:48 Look, I say there's no time
00:54:51 We gotta take Frieda out...
00:54:55 - But she has the wizard's staff.
00:54:59 Just create a distraction,
00:55:02 Okay, good. We make a distraction,
00:55:05 and then this jumping thing though-
00:55:07 I don't know. I have a bad back.
00:55:09 We are.
00:55:11 But there are trolls
00:55:15 Big deal.
00:55:17 We could do this...
00:55:22 There he is!
00:55:24 Oh, maiden!
00:55:27 Hello! Prince!
00:55:30 Hey! Up here!
00:55:31 - We're too high!
00:55:34 - I can't!
00:55:38 Come on.
00:55:41 Again with the crashing!
00:55:42 I hate gravity!
00:55:53 Ella, you okay?
00:55:58 Prince?
00:56:00 We must have overshot him by a mile.
00:56:03 Yeah, we lost him.
00:56:05 Just like you wanted.
00:56:07 What? Ella, I didn't-
00:56:10 Ella! Ella, wait!
00:56:16 Come on. We ran out of fuel
00:56:19 Sure. You don't wanna
00:56:21 You want him out of the way
00:56:25 Ella, I know the prince.
00:56:29 - And I know I can do it.
00:56:32 You can't save the day.
00:56:37 Rick.
00:56:41 I-
00:56:44 - Sorry about that. Are you-
00:56:46 It was fine.
00:56:48 - I guess we should look for the-
00:56:51 - The prince.
00:56:54 We'll go back and find him.
00:56:56 Wait.
00:56:57 You wanna find him, fine,
00:57:01 It's almost dark, and we don't even know
00:57:04 You guys hang low.
00:57:11 Rick.
00:57:14 Thank you.
00:57:26 So I'm finding
00:57:30 This was the last thing
00:57:33 But we both knew
00:59:20 - We need your help.
00:59:25 I don't have time to explain.
00:59:27 - You gotta save her.
00:59:32 Did you bring me my laundry?
00:59:34 Ella?
00:59:37 - At the ball?
00:59:40 Well, I've crossed
00:59:42 babbling brooks and things...
00:59:45 to bring her...
00:59:48 this.
00:59:51 You crossed a desert
00:59:54 Yes, well, it's in the book.
01:00:00 So if Frieda hadn't
01:00:03 the prince and I
01:00:06 You always do.
01:00:08 What about Rick?
01:00:12 He just works in the kitchen.
01:00:14 Yeah. It's not his story.
01:00:18 - What's wrong?
01:00:22 You get wedding bells, roses.
01:00:25 You ride off into the sunset.
01:00:28 - And then what?
01:00:30 That's the end of your tale.
01:00:35 What?
01:00:38 That's all?
01:00:41 I just marry the prince?
01:00:43 What else did you expect?
01:00:45 I don't know.
01:00:50 I say happy endings are boring!
01:00:53 Just think about what you want,
01:01:03 Frieda!
01:01:04 Oh, no!
01:01:08 Hi, Cinderelly!
01:01:17 Under the bushes!
01:01:20 Under the bushes?
01:01:22 That's a stick!
01:01:48 Come to Stepmommy!
01:01:52 Ella! No!
01:01:55 Rick!
01:02:04 Blast! Looks like we lost her!
01:02:22 Maiden! Maiden!
01:02:24 Help!
01:02:26 - Please! Please help me!
01:02:30 Prince!
01:02:32 - Help!
01:02:38 Why...
01:02:39 log...
01:02:41 hurt...
01:02:43 prince?
01:02:45 Sleepy now.
01:02:57 Well, don't just sit there!
01:02:59 Get back on your horse!
01:03:05 Right. Perfect.
01:03:08 My chance to prove myself.
01:03:13 Exactly what am I saving her from?
01:03:15 Basically, a power-mad evil
01:03:19 and every bad guy
01:03:22 who've taken over your palace.
01:03:25 Forget it. This guy's useless.
01:03:29 Rick, I like the idea.
01:03:32 But I don't know
01:03:36 but that is just not how it works.
01:03:38 He's the one who saves her.
01:03:42 You're the prince.
01:03:44 Don't you want to save
01:03:47 Yeah, and we're talkin'
01:03:51 And I will save you...
01:03:54 my little slipper girl!
01:04:03 Have no fear, my beloved!
01:04:12 Stirrups, straps,
01:04:16 Right. Got it.
01:04:32 - What's goin' on?
01:04:36 He's charging.
01:04:39 with fiery determination.
01:04:41 He's falling off! He's falling off
01:04:44 He's on the ground now. He's on the
01:04:48 I'm almost startin'
01:04:50 He's feelin' around.
01:04:53 - They're kickin' him now.
01:04:55 - And they're laughing at him.
01:04:57 - And they're- He just got... captured.
01:05:00 "Capture by trolls...
01:05:03 Kiss thy royal butt good-bye"?
01:05:09 Bye-bye!
01:05:13 Well, no more prince.
01:05:17 No more anybody else either.
01:05:19 Look.
01:05:34 We have to fix the scales
01:05:37 While there's something
01:05:39 We will... without a prince.
01:05:50 Well, well.
01:05:52 Ella.
01:05:55 Cinderella.
01:05:57 Now what should I do with you?
01:06:00 Turn you into a snail?
01:06:02 Make you sleep for a thousand years?
01:06:05 Shrink you?
01:06:08 - Poison you?
01:06:10 When the prince comes-
01:06:12 Everyone will live
01:06:16 You always were such
01:06:20 Fortunately, happy endings
01:06:26 Red Riding Hood-
01:06:29 Size six, if you want one.
01:06:31 And Sleeping Beauty-
01:06:33 Nighty-night...
01:06:36 Forever!
01:06:39 And Cinderelly...
01:06:41 still dreaming of her
01:06:45 Well, don't hold your breath, baby!
01:06:50 I did it all-
01:06:52 the ball, the girl, the haircut,
01:06:55 I even had the perfect underwear!
01:06:59 I'm a failure!
01:07:05 No. That's impossible.
01:07:08 He's the prince. He's a hero.
01:07:12 Can't what? Lose?
01:07:21 Feed that thing, you half-wit!
01:07:24 But if I feed him now,
01:07:27 Then I'll feed him...
01:07:31 Empress?
01:07:33 Oh, Cinderelly?
01:07:35 Going so soon?
01:07:42 Your party's just
01:07:45 We're gonna have our own ball.
01:07:58 - Are you sure about this?
01:08:04 Hey, I'm just tryin' to put
01:08:08 Yo.
01:08:14 Yo.
01:08:17 Yo! We're cool.
01:08:20 We're low.
01:08:24 Down low.
01:08:26 Way down here.
01:08:30 Hey, what's wrong with you?
01:08:33 They like me.
01:08:35 I parlez-vous their hippy-hip,
01:08:39 I'm a- I'm a hepcat.
01:08:47 So the pig says, "I don't
01:08:50 I get to go wee, wee, wee,
01:08:55 Go wee, wee, wee! Yeah!
01:08:59 Yo, Ricky!
01:09:01 Hey... you!
01:09:10 Yo! Look who's back.
01:09:12 Hey, Ricky! What's up?
01:09:14 Rick, come on.
01:09:17 I'd love to, but I gotta work.
01:09:19 You guys are my friends.
01:09:23 If I didn't know better...
01:09:25 I'd think you didn't wanna
01:09:30 Here's to evil...
01:09:33 to eatin' grandmas...
01:09:35 stealin' babies,
01:09:37 Here's to the good stuff.
01:09:40 That's my little Ricky.
01:09:42 And here's to the baddest...
01:09:45 most awful, rank-smelling,
01:09:49 That's the nicest thing
01:09:52 No.
01:09:57 You? You eat grandmas
01:10:01 What's bad about that?
01:10:04 Okay, we made it in.
01:10:06 We got past the wolves.
01:10:08 Here's the plan.
01:10:11 I'm gonna get the staff
01:10:15 Will this be before
01:10:19 You aren't gonna get away with this.
01:10:21 You can't just take over.
01:10:23 This isn't the way
01:10:25 Quit dreaming, Cindy.
01:10:29 I'm having
01:10:34 I'm concerned about the effect this
01:10:40 That wasn't violence.
01:10:42 This is violence!
01:10:46 - Frieda, over here!
01:10:47 Rick!
01:10:50 Don't hurt him!
01:10:53 Ella!
01:10:56 "Don't hurt him"?
01:10:59 Ella likes the dishwasher.
01:11:04 - You again?
01:11:12 Well, well. Cinderella.
01:11:16 Kiss your little pumpkin good-bye!
01:11:24 Rick!
01:11:25 I've got you, Ella!
01:11:29 I won't let you go!
01:11:32 You should have just
01:11:35 He's so much cuter.
01:11:38 Bye-bye!
01:11:43 Ella, grab him!
01:11:49 Wow! Did you see that?
01:11:53 I did something dangerous
01:11:55 Hey, why didn't anyone stop me?
01:11:59 Seriously, if you ever see me about
01:12:02 just knock me out.
01:12:04 Like, punch!
01:12:07 Thank you, Rick.
01:12:11 Guys?
01:12:16 Dang.
01:12:23 Miss me?
01:12:25 You'll live to regret that.
01:12:27 But not for long.
01:12:30 Good-bye, Ella.
01:12:33 Rick!
01:12:38 - Rick!
01:12:43 You just had to go
01:12:45 - Well, let me tell you.
01:12:48 This is your end...
01:12:50 but it ain't gonna be happy!
01:12:54 I'm gonna show you that dreams
01:13:01 For years I've been letting you
01:13:03 Well, no more!
01:13:05 What life? The life you were gonna have
01:13:13 The dishwasher
01:13:16 You're gonna live
01:13:20 Ella! Push her into the portal!
01:13:28 The staff!
01:13:34 - Oops.
01:13:48 She's gone.
01:13:51 Nice punch, Ella.
01:13:55 Rick!
01:14:03 You're okay!
01:14:09 Hang on a second.
01:14:11 I thought you wanted a prince.
01:14:13 I had one all along.
01:14:20 Like I always say,
01:14:24 Isn't that so, precious sugar pie?
01:14:29 How do you like that?
01:14:31 It looks like Cinderella
01:14:35 Not an ending...
01:14:37 a beginning.
01:14:42 Well, let's get
01:14:46 Before the boss gets home.
01:14:54 So there you go.
01:14:56 Maybe it's not the Cinderella
01:14:59 but, personally,
01:15:08 Look, the prince even got
01:15:14 Well, at least that's
01:15:26 And Rumpelstiltskin?
01:15:28 - Well-
01:15:31 He's "Uncle Rumpy" now.
01:15:37 By the time
01:15:39 Munk and Mambo had cleaned
01:15:41 Are we ready?
01:15:43 And Fairytale Land
01:15:52 Man, I can't believe it.
01:15:54 3-iron into the short grass,
01:15:57 and I blow my last putt.
01:15:59 Triple bogey.
01:16:04 - Any problems?
01:16:07 Come on. Everything went
01:16:10 Oh, yes.
01:16:16 Good.
01:16:18 But I gotta say, this is my
01:16:22 I guess an ordinary guy
01:16:25 Pretty nice, huh?
01:16:27 And you know who
01:16:29 The prince.
01:16:36 So what does "happily
01:16:40 Beats me.
01:16:42 But, you know,
01:17:53 Back! Back!
01:17:54 Bad creature!
01:17:59 All of you, get back!
01:18:03 I'm the empress of evil!
01:26:57 Yeah, yeah!