Happily Ever After
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Evildoers of our kingdom... |
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we're always the losers, |
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Is that fair? No. |
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Starting tonight... |
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I give you happily n'ever after! |
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Hold it, hold it, hold it! |
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Would the owner of a light blue coach with |
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You're parked in a "Trolls Only" zone. |
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While I have your attention, |
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That's what we call a "wicked stepmother." |
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I know what you're thinking. |
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Were there free elections? |
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You know what? |
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and I'll give you |
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Yeah, the name's kind of corny... |
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but we had to call it something, |
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So, anyway, in this tower |
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is what you might call the Department |
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This is where all the stories- |
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Rapunzel... |
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Sleeping Beauty... |
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the Frog Prince- |
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are watched over by a wizard. |
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And his job is to make sure |
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right up to their happy endings. |
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And that's why he has these: |
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the scales of good and evil. |
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See that? They have |
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As long he keeps those things |
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and the endings |
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The wizard also has two assistants: |
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Munk's the guy who sees |
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Mambo's the guy who... |
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You know what I'm talking about- |
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Yeah. These are the guys you want to |
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Here's our story. |
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Remember her? |
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"Evil, evil, blah, blah, blah" |
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Anyway, let me fill you in |
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We've got one wicked stepmother... |
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and two ugly stepsisters. |
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Delicate flowers of womanhood. |
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One fairy godmother. |
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I think she's a couple Hansels short |
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One Prince Charming. |
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Hold the charm. |
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And then there's one fair maiden. |
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Ella. |
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You probably know her |
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but she's always been Ella to me. |
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She's in love with |
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What does Ella see in Prince |
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But just look at her. |
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She's so beautiful. |
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A girl like that could never |
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So, you might be wondering |
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Have a look. |
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No, not Blondie McBiceps. |
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No. Look to the left. |
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Keep going. |
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There I am. You know |
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Remember Rick the servant? |
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Of course you don't. I'm the guy |
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I'm the guy who washes |
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and does his laundry |
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You know what kind of happy |
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Right. |
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None. |
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So, that's everyone important- |
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Okay, let's see the title now. |
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Happier music, please. |
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So here we are, |
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I managed to swipe some mail |
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so I'd have an excuse to visit Ella. |
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Hello? Oh, Rick, it's you. |
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I'm sorry to be |
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No, no. I was expecting |
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With these? |
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They're here! |
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Did you see him today? |
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One for my stepmother, |
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and none for me. |
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Wait. What's that? |
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You've got somethin'... here. |
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I'm invited too! |
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The royal ball. |
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And his royal boots- |
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And it was a royal pain in the butt. |
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I may even |
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Gosh! Wouldn't that be super? |
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He's dreamy. |
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The prince! |
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- The invitations! They're here! |
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Give it! It's mine! |
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Out of my way! |
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- Mom totally hates you. |
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Nuh-uh. You. |
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You totally ripped my coiffure. |
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Knock it off! |
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Great. Here comes the dragon lady. |
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- You started it. |
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- Did too! |
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Shut up. She's coming. |
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It takes hours |
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Now we have to do the whole |
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And you. |
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Hand them over. |
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Come on. Come on. |
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I am invited, Stepmother. |
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If she goes, |
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- She has nothing to wear. |
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of course Cinderelly may go. |
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Unfortunately, she has |
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First, she has to polish my shoes... |
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then cook us a pot roast, |
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shampoo the cat, |
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give the carriage a lube job- |
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Shall I continue? |
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Ella, say no. |
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Get back to the kitchen. |
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You're not her Prince Charming. |
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You're the dishwasher. |
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I am not. |
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Ella isn't the only one |
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The prince is so excited |
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The same as always, Your Highness? |
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Not too much off the front. |
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Everything must be perfect. |
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Tonight's the night |
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It says so right here in the book. |
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Princely Rule Book, Section 12: |
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every prince must |
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preferably blonde, |
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cursed or distressed." |
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Great. Our downstairs neighbor, |
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There's gotta be something better on. |
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There's Rapunzel... |
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single-handedly keeping the kingdom's |
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Apparently, her people have yet |
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Little Red Riding Hood. |
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Every wolf's favorite |
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And then there's Rumpelstiltskin. |
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Still trying to get the baby. |
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Don't ask me why he wants a baby. |
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Messy diapers and the drooling |
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- Can we limit the editorializing? |
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It's time for my vacation. |
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- I'm off to Scotland. |
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Remember what I taught you. |
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You have to maintain the balance |
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- Don't worry, boss. |
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- We're your assistants. |
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What? Just 'cause he hired you 300 years |
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Does he know he's wearing a skirt? |
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That's better. |
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Now, guys, |
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Same for the staff. |
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no giving yourself |
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Hey. It was a onetime thing, okay? |
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And keep a special eye on Cinderella. |
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She'll be downstairs |
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Everything will go by the book. |
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- Just like it always does. |
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Yes, Your Wizardry. |
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And remember. |
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Keep your eyes on the ball. |
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Fore! |
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How do you like that? I'm a prince |
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Big deal. You're the doorman. |
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You know what you are. |
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Can we get to work, please? |
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Ricky, where have you been? |
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You have to wash the dishes |
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You went to see Ella again, |
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What does she see |
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She doesn't even know the guy. I have |
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She is a prince dreamer, mon frère. |
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- You're gonna get nowhere with her. |
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I'm not trying to get anywhere. |
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I know what kind of friend |
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I need a friend like that, |
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Oui. With friends like that, |
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Gentlemen! |
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The prince is furious. |
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- No! |
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Vanilla. |
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Come on, girls. Think prince. |
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- Don't work too hard. |
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See you at the ball. |
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As if. |
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Ella. |
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Remember. |
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And don't forget to swab out |
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Oops. Sorry. |
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Weepy, weepy, |
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And then, |
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I love this part. |
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"Don't cry, child." |
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Don't cry, child. |
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I'm your fairy godmother. |
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I have come to grant |
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What? |
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- You're Cinderella, right? |
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Then let's get you ready for the ball. |
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That's not right. |
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Nice. |
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Yes. |
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Here we go. |
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Sassy! |
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Oops. |
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- Yes. |
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- You look beautiful, Salmonella. |
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Cinderella going to the ball-again. |
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Sleeping Beauty, still asleep. |
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Somebody get her |
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And get me a triple. |
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You have but three chances |
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and if you fail, |
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Rumpelstiltskin, |
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I think he wants weekends, right? |
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Always the same thing. |
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And what do you want to have happen? |
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Rumpelstiltskin gets the baby? |
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Cinderella stays a maid? |
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I just wish we could mix it up |
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make it a little edgier. |
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Then let 'em have |
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We are not tipping the scales of good |
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What if we made the seven |
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- No way. |
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Forget it. |
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Couldn't we just give her |
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or dandruff |
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What about that? |
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Look at me. I'm Munk. |
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Mambo, get down! |
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I am Munk, and my nostrils show. |
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I've got dandruff and bad BO. |
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Stop fooling around. |
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Munk is a bossy know-it-all... |
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with a butt the size |
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Stop it. That's enough! |
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All right, girls. |
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- What are you doing? |
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- It's mine! |
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- No, I do! |
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- I smell like a dead pig. Smell me! |
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Can't you two pretend to be |
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- Hurry up, slowpoke! |
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Who am I kidding? |
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These girls are hopeless. |
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A donkey would have a better |
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I'm never gonna get ahead |
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There has to be another way. |
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And he's running! |
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You spin it off that stand, |
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I'm dancin'. |
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I'm skatin'! I'm skatin'! |
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Not so easy. Not so easy. |
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What? |
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I told you to be careful! |
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- This is powerful magic! |
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These things control the fate |
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Powerful magic? |
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The fate of the kingdom? |
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Girls, Mama's gonna take matters |
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Don't wait up. |
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Mother! |
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Left. Left, left. |
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Right, right. Down, down, down. |
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- I'm calling the boss. |
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Why? We fixed it. You fixed it. |
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We fixed it, 'cause I did the "down, |
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Yes or no? |
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Don't call the boss! |
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Forty flights of steps in heels? |
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This had better be good. |
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"Chapter Four. How a prince |
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One: Smile at maidens." |
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Hello. |
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"Two: Look heroic." |
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Yes. |
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"Three: Be 'roman tick."' |
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Be "roman tick"? |
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Be romantic! |
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There he is! |
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To one side. |
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Excuse me. |
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He's dreamy. |
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- I like him! |
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Time to meet your prince, |
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- It's Cinderella. |
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Thank you, Fairy Godmother. |
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Remember, it all ends at midnight. |
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Move it. |
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And what are you gonna do about it? |
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Do you even know what |
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Yeah, yeah. I know. I could have knocked |
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and changed the destiny of |
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Blah, blah, blah. |
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Hiya, boys. |
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Ouchy mama! |
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What's doing? |
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Frieda? |
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So this is where it all happens. |
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And all this time |
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- You can't be up here. |
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I didn't order a stepmother. |
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Come here, cutie. |
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Come on, big boy. Teach me. |
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I kind of go for these |
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She thinks I'm the wizard. |
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We don't really do workshops. |
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Maybe you can come back |
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This operation's about to |
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Just call it a little power play. |
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Man, she is good! |
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- I mean bad. |
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Or I'll zap you into a toad! |
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- Can you zap? |
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Baby, I think you're |
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Okay. |
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Now we're flying. I guess when you say |
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Shut up and drive! I'll open the portal |
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He'll fix everything! |
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- Don't let her get the staff! |
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No air bags? |
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Oh, gosh! |
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Mayday! Mayday! |
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Ouch! Fire! Burning! |
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- Hot. Hot, hot. Hot. |
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Warn me next time you zap. |
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You should totally |
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- Nuh-uh. Me. |
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A very interesting book. |
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- Who is that? |
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Her feet are so tiny. |
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She's perfect. |
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- Where is she from? |
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What's wrong? |
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I detect the strangest smell |
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I like pumpkin. |
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Welcome to |
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So far. |
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Let's see. |
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Which of my toys |
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Warm. |
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What's this? |
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My, Grandma. |
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All the better |
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And what big yellow teeth you have. |
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The better to eat you with! |
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Here they are again. |
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Now let's see if- |
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Rapunzel, Rapunzel, |
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I wonder what happens if I just- |
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Ow. |
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Ow! I'm on my keys. |
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It's so easy! |
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A pajama party. |
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You have but three chances |
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and if you fail, |
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- Fabio? |
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- Beelzebub? |
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Rumpel... masashi? |
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Rock-a-bye-bye, baby. |
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Hey. That's my house. |
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And... |
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Ella? |
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Hey, you gotta be kidding me. |
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She gets the prince... |
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and the palace, and I get nada? |
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Zilch? |
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Nothing? |
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Uh-uh. No way! |
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Not while I'm in charge! |
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Left, right, left. |
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Left, right, left. |
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Left, right, left. |
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I don't believe this. |
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How did she get there? |
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And where did she get that dress? |
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And where can I get one? I love |
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So, what do you do? |
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Are you a fair maiden, lady-in-waiting, |
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I will be, kind of, at midnight. |
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Come on! |
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I think the little princess |
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What happened? |
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Sorry. |
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Where did that maiden go? |
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Maiden! |
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A slipper. |
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Maybe she was the maiden after all. |
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At last. A damsel in distress! |
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Here. Section four, |
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"Once a prince finds his true love, |
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I will find you, my love... |
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if I must ride to the ends |
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Your Majesty. |
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Please wait. I'm right... |
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here. |
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I can swim a little! |
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That is the prince? |
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What a loser. |
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Serves her right. |
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If I'm gonna |
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I'm gonna need some bad guys. |
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It's time to party! |
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Maybe it's just fireworks? |
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I never seen that before. |
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- Come on. Let's go. |
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Yeah, yeah. |
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Something's going down at the palace. |
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Sweet. |
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Death from above! |
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Rick. Oh, my gosh. Rick! Hey. |
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I was dancing with the prince |
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Okay. So that's too much |
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It was supposed to last |
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And then there was this light in the sky. |
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- Yeah. I'll say. |
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Evildoers of our kingdom! |
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- Hiya! |
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So, guys... |
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ever think there could be |
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We're always the losers, |
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Is that fair? No. |
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Frieda. |
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And who wins? |
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The dorky ingenues |
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From now on, |
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And say hello to winning. |
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Yes to little girls |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah! |
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To princesses |
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Because starting tonight... |
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I give you... |
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happily n'ever after! |
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Yeah. This is where you came in. |
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I hate to tell ya, |
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Yeah, yeah. |
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We demand that you depart |
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Yeah. You heard the man. |
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What you gonna do if we don't? |
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- Let's make guard kabobs. |
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- This is gonna be great! |
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Ow, ow! Not the face! |
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That was my favorite leg! |
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- Rick, we have to do something. |
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I know. We'll find the prince. |
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- We have to find him. |
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He's a pretty boy. He just does |
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I'm sure his book |
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If you think that poser |
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Maybe I am dreaming, |
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I know this wasn't |
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It's Frieda. |
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Just like she always has for me, |
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We need a hero to stop her. |
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- You mean you need the prince. |
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She's taking over. |
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Yes, it is. It's about you |
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so you can move upstairs |
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You know what? |
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Ridiculous? |
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You need to get out of here. |
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And I've got dishes to wash. |
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Okay. |
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Fine. |
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I don't need you anyway. |
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Go with her, mon ami. |
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For what? |
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Prince envy. |
00:34:00 |
How could we screw up so badly? |
00:34:02 |
The wizard will never trust us again. |
00:34:04 |
The wizard'll never trust you again. |
00:34:06 |
- You knocked over the ball! |
00:34:09 |
A wicked stepmother? |
00:34:11 |
With the wizard's staff! |
00:34:14 |
She could take over the kingdom! |
00:34:17 |
If we don't fix this mess before |
00:34:22 |
He'll turn us into toads |
00:34:24 |
I like the way I look already. |
00:34:31 |
What if he makes me look like you? |
00:34:35 |
- I know what we need. |
00:34:38 |
I've seen these tales |
00:34:41 |
and who is the one guy |
00:34:44 |
- The prince! |
00:34:47 |
Exactly. The simpleton. |
00:34:49 |
I mean... the prince! |
00:34:53 |
Hello? |
00:34:54 |
Excuse me. |
00:34:57 |
Cinderella? |
00:34:59 |
How do you know me? Never mind. |
00:35:01 |
Did you guys see |
00:35:03 |
Six foot 2, perfect body, |
00:35:07 |
Why, no. Did you come from |
00:35:10 |
Yes. It was horrible. |
00:35:13 |
Trolls, witches. |
00:35:15 |
The bad guys have taken over. |
00:35:18 |
Who are you guys? |
00:35:22 |
I'm Munk. He's Mambo. |
00:35:25 |
We work for the wizard. |
00:35:28 |
Accident? |
00:35:29 |
We let a wicked stepmother |
00:35:34 |
She has the boss's staff! |
00:35:37 |
Okay. Okay. No arguing. |
00:35:39 |
Could you guys fix all this and make |
00:35:42 |
- Of course. |
00:35:46 |
For which we need the prince. |
00:35:48 |
Come with me. I'm looking for him too. |
00:35:54 |
The prince defeats Frieda... |
00:35:56 |
we fix the scales |
00:35:58 |
and the boss doesn't have to know! |
00:36:01 |
That might actually work. |
00:36:04 |
Heck yeah, it'll work! He'll take |
00:36:35 |
Oh, yeah. |
00:36:53 |
Hey. |
00:36:55 |
Seven billy goats gruff, |
00:36:58 |
Three little pigs' ribs... |
00:37:00 |
and a cow-that-jumped-over-the-moon |
00:37:03 |
with fries. |
00:37:06 |
How's the salad, big guy? |
00:37:13 |
- Get you guys a refill on the mead? |
00:37:17 |
- Sit down. |
00:37:20 |
- Pour yourself a glass. |
00:37:23 |
Don't mind if I do. |
00:37:25 |
That's the first time |
00:37:30 |
I'm melting! |
00:37:32 |
- So what's your name, kid? |
00:37:35 |
So, are you a good guy |
00:37:40 |
Neither. I work in the kitchen. |
00:37:43 |
Let me give you some advice. |
00:37:45 |
Around here, |
00:37:49 |
or a bad guy. |
00:37:51 |
And between you and me... |
00:37:53 |
I don't see much future |
00:38:14 |
Mon frère, what are you doing |
00:38:17 |
Those guys are cool. They're not |
00:38:20 |
A good friend does not |
00:38:23 |
Would you get out of my way? |
00:38:27 |
You should be with her, |
00:38:30 |
What for? |
00:38:32 |
She wants a prince, remember? |
00:38:51 |
"Wizardress." |
00:38:54 |
Too hard to say. General? |
00:38:56 |
Mistress? |
00:38:57 |
Queen of Calamity? |
00:38:59 |
Your Highness. |
00:39:00 |
Your Lowness. |
00:39:02 |
Your Badness. |
00:39:03 |
Excuse me, Empress of Evil. |
00:39:06 |
"Empress." |
00:39:09 |
I like it. Still kind of stuffy, |
00:39:15 |
I've come to offer my services. |
00:39:17 |
And why would I need you, shrimp? |
00:39:20 |
I'm Rumpelstiltskin. |
00:39:23 |
I'm the supremely evil |
00:39:27 |
I have information |
00:39:30 |
Already? Get out! |
00:39:34 |
Wait. Hold on. |
00:39:36 |
This info-What do you |
00:39:39 |
I'll become your evil co-wizard. |
00:39:43 |
Diabolical vice president. |
00:39:46 |
Your malicious creative exec. |
00:39:47 |
Dastardly follower |
00:39:53 |
I stole a baby! |
00:39:56 |
That's about as evil as it gets. |
00:39:58 |
Okay, okay. |
00:40:00 |
Sidekick. |
00:40:04 |
Your fear-inspiring, |
00:40:17 |
Somebody needs a diaper change. |
00:40:25 |
Empress... |
00:40:26 |
I overheard the wizard's assistants |
00:40:32 |
Those little freaks? Get out. |
00:40:36 |
But they're searching for the prince, |
00:40:42 |
A girl? |
00:40:43 |
5'4", dark hair, beautiful... |
00:40:46 |
humble clothes, |
00:40:51 |
Ella. |
00:40:52 |
I hate that girl. |
00:41:06 |
Your Majesty? |
00:41:08 |
Prince? |
00:41:10 |
- That didn't sound like a prince. |
00:41:14 |
I don't want it edgy. |
00:41:17 |
Roses and tiaras |
00:41:27 |
Kiss it! |
00:41:42 |
It was worth a try. |
00:41:50 |
Sweet. |
00:42:01 |
Hey. Watch the snout. |
00:42:04 |
Believe me. I'm watchin' it! |
00:42:14 |
Fellow rogues, victory is near. |
00:42:19 |
But there's just one |
00:42:22 |
that refuses to die |
00:42:26 |
Go forth. |
00:42:30 |
and bring her to me! |
00:42:36 |
Us work? |
00:42:38 |
Before noon? |
00:42:39 |
Yes, well, |
00:42:44 |
You see, |
00:43:10 |
You still here? |
00:44:06 |
How do you start this thing? |
00:44:50 |
It's probably just a- |
00:44:51 |
What do you call those things |
00:45:04 |
Kiss it! Maybe it will |
00:45:06 |
Bad doggie! Down, boy! Stay! |
00:45:22 |
- You okay? |
00:45:27 |
Oh, gosh! |
00:45:32 |
The Mountain of Death. |
00:45:35 |
Let's go, boy. |
00:45:58 |
Ouch. |
00:46:05 |
Please tell me that's modern art. |
00:46:09 |
I don't think we should- |
00:46:28 |
Locks on the door. |
00:46:31 |
Bars on the windows. |
00:46:34 |
I know who lives here. |
00:46:46 |
Hey, that was my big toe. |
00:46:48 |
Hey! |
00:46:51 |
- Hey, get away from there! |
00:46:54 |
Yeah, can't you read? |
00:46:56 |
I bet them's the ones |
00:47:00 |
- We don't even know Snow White. |
00:47:07 |
Well, no. More like |
00:47:09 |
Checking in. |
00:47:11 |
I checked in |
00:47:15 |
We're looking for the prince. If we don't |
00:47:20 |
And can I remind you |
00:47:22 |
We're being chased by the bad guys. |
00:47:29 |
Correction- surrounded by them. |
00:47:32 |
Please. Please. |
00:47:36 |
Inside. |
00:47:50 |
Initiatin' primary defense! |
00:47:56 |
Come on, come on! |
00:48:19 |
It's the big one. |
00:48:22 |
Why'd you call it the big one? |
00:48:24 |
It's the mother of all battles! |
00:48:28 |
Move it! |
00:48:31 |
- We knew it was a-comin'. |
00:48:35 |
- Or why. |
00:48:37 |
We've been gettin' ready |
00:48:41 |
Yeah. |
00:48:57 |
- Sic 'em! |
00:49:02 |
Billy Bob, crank up the big lady! |
00:49:15 |
- You! |
00:49:17 |
- With me! |
00:49:20 |
Lock and load, Cletus! |
00:49:29 |
What's that? |
00:49:34 |
She's stuck! |
00:49:37 |
How about a foot? |
00:49:50 |
Darlin', load up them diamonds! |
00:49:53 |
Me? |
00:49:55 |
I don't think that's a- |
00:49:57 |
Diamonds? |
00:49:58 |
Why do you think we been savin' 'em? |
00:50:00 |
They're harder than a knight's sword |
00:50:05 |
Come on, come on! |
00:50:08 |
Take that, you varmints! |
00:50:15 |
You're a wolf! |
00:50:19 |
Some growling would be nice! |
00:50:21 |
Some biting would be better! |
00:50:27 |
Target 500 yards! |
00:50:30 |
Roger. |
00:50:33 |
Oh, no! |
00:50:37 |
I really, really don't like this. |
00:50:39 |
What? And I do? |
00:50:48 |
Come on, little lady! |
00:50:51 |
Show me what you got, witches! |
00:51:27 |
- Munk! |
00:51:28 |
Mambo! |
00:51:30 |
Reload! Reload! |
00:51:32 |
Rubies, diamonds, everything we got! |
00:51:43 |
I'm hit! |
00:51:51 |
Dang! |
00:51:52 |
We tried to teach |
00:51:54 |
- but she couldn't hit the side of a barn. |
00:51:58 |
- What? |
00:52:00 |
Lady, you can call me Duke. |
00:52:03 |
Ice Queen! We lost Ice Queen! |
00:52:08 |
No way! |
00:52:10 |
Circle around! |
00:52:12 |
Roger. |
00:52:15 |
Hey, we should spell out |
00:52:18 |
Negative! |
00:52:24 |
Yeah! |
00:52:32 |
Ella! |
00:52:39 |
Pardon me, ladies! |
00:52:45 |
- Ella! |
00:52:48 |
Yeah. Things were kinda slow |
00:52:51 |
Munk! Mambo! |
00:53:02 |
Duke! |
00:53:03 |
Don't worry about us, darlin'. |
00:53:05 |
You just find that there prince! |
00:53:08 |
The dishwasher? |
00:53:12 |
This is like a good dream |
00:53:16 |
I've sent witches. |
00:53:18 |
Nothing is working! |
00:53:22 |
Then the prince took |
00:53:25 |
and they lived happily ever after. |
00:53:28 |
No, they did not! |
00:53:30 |
Whose side are you on? |
00:53:34 |
If I may ask... |
00:53:37 |
why do you hate Cinderella so much? |
00:53:40 |
I mean, according to the tale, |
00:53:44 |
I don't know. |
00:53:47 |
Because she's too stupid |
00:53:49 |
Because she's so cheerful |
00:53:52 |
Because if she wins, |
00:53:55 |
and I will be the stepmom forever! |
00:54:01 |
Is that baby |
00:54:06 |
That's it! You can't send witches |
00:54:11 |
Get me a broom. |
00:54:13 |
I'm gonna take out little |
00:54:22 |
Heads up, Cindy! |
00:54:24 |
Stepmama's on her way! |
00:54:33 |
Thanks, Rick, |
00:54:35 |
I just thought you could |
00:54:38 |
- You're the best. |
00:54:41 |
Not yet. This is Mambo and Munk. |
00:54:48 |
Look, I say there's no time |
00:54:51 |
We gotta take Frieda out... |
00:54:55 |
- But she has the wizard's staff. |
00:54:59 |
Just create a distraction, |
00:55:02 |
Okay, good. We make a distraction, |
00:55:05 |
and then this jumping thing though- |
00:55:07 |
I don't know. I have a bad back. |
00:55:09 |
We are. |
00:55:11 |
But there are trolls |
00:55:15 |
Big deal. |
00:55:17 |
We could do this... |
00:55:22 |
There he is! |
00:55:24 |
Oh, maiden! |
00:55:27 |
Hello! Prince! |
00:55:30 |
Hey! Up here! |
00:55:31 |
- We're too high! |
00:55:34 |
- I can't! |
00:55:38 |
Come on. |
00:55:41 |
Again with the crashing! |
00:55:42 |
I hate gravity! |
00:55:53 |
Ella, you okay? |
00:55:58 |
Prince? |
00:56:00 |
We must have overshot him by a mile. |
00:56:03 |
Yeah, we lost him. |
00:56:05 |
Just like you wanted. |
00:56:07 |
What? Ella, I didn't- |
00:56:10 |
Ella! Ella, wait! |
00:56:16 |
Come on. We ran out of fuel |
00:56:19 |
Sure. You don't wanna |
00:56:21 |
You want him out of the way |
00:56:25 |
Ella, I know the prince. |
00:56:29 |
- And I know I can do it. |
00:56:32 |
You can't save the day. |
00:56:37 |
Rick. |
00:56:41 |
I- |
00:56:44 |
- Sorry about that. Are you- |
00:56:46 |
It was fine. |
00:56:48 |
- I guess we should look for the- |
00:56:51 |
- The prince. |
00:56:54 |
We'll go back and find him. |
00:56:56 |
Wait. |
00:56:57 |
You wanna find him, fine, |
00:57:01 |
It's almost dark, and we don't even know |
00:57:04 |
You guys hang low. |
00:57:11 |
Rick. |
00:57:14 |
Thank you. |
00:57:26 |
So I'm finding |
00:57:30 |
This was the last thing |
00:57:33 |
But we both knew |
00:59:20 |
- We need your help. |
00:59:25 |
I don't have time to explain. |
00:59:27 |
- You gotta save her. |
00:59:32 |
Did you bring me my laundry? |
00:59:34 |
Ella? |
00:59:37 |
- At the ball? |
00:59:40 |
Well, I've crossed |
00:59:42 |
babbling brooks and things... |
00:59:45 |
to bring her... |
00:59:48 |
this. |
00:59:51 |
You crossed a desert |
00:59:54 |
Yes, well, it's in the book. |
01:00:00 |
So if Frieda hadn't |
01:00:03 |
the prince and I |
01:00:06 |
You always do. |
01:00:08 |
What about Rick? |
01:00:12 |
He just works in the kitchen. |
01:00:14 |
Yeah. It's not his story. |
01:00:18 |
- What's wrong? |
01:00:22 |
You get wedding bells, roses. |
01:00:25 |
You ride off into the sunset. |
01:00:28 |
- And then what? |
01:00:30 |
That's the end of your tale. |
01:00:35 |
What? |
01:00:38 |
That's all? |
01:00:41 |
I just marry the prince? |
01:00:43 |
What else did you expect? |
01:00:45 |
I don't know. |
01:00:50 |
I say happy endings are boring! |
01:00:53 |
Just think about what you want, |
01:01:03 |
Frieda! |
01:01:04 |
Oh, no! |
01:01:08 |
Hi, Cinderelly! |
01:01:17 |
Under the bushes! |
01:01:20 |
Under the bushes? |
01:01:22 |
That's a stick! |
01:01:48 |
Come to Stepmommy! |
01:01:52 |
Ella! No! |
01:01:55 |
Rick! |
01:02:04 |
Blast! Looks like we lost her! |
01:02:22 |
Maiden! Maiden! |
01:02:24 |
Help! |
01:02:26 |
- Please! Please help me! |
01:02:30 |
Prince! |
01:02:32 |
- Help! |
01:02:38 |
Why... |
01:02:39 |
log... |
01:02:41 |
hurt... |
01:02:43 |
prince? |
01:02:45 |
Sleepy now. |
01:02:57 |
Well, don't just sit there! |
01:02:59 |
Get back on your horse! |
01:03:05 |
Right. Perfect. |
01:03:08 |
My chance to prove myself. |
01:03:13 |
Exactly what am I saving her from? |
01:03:15 |
Basically, a power-mad evil |
01:03:19 |
and every bad guy |
01:03:22 |
who've taken over your palace. |
01:03:25 |
Forget it. This guy's useless. |
01:03:29 |
Rick, I like the idea. |
01:03:32 |
But I don't know |
01:03:36 |
but that is just not how it works. |
01:03:38 |
He's the one who saves her. |
01:03:42 |
You're the prince. |
01:03:44 |
Don't you want to save |
01:03:47 |
Yeah, and we're talkin' |
01:03:51 |
And I will save you... |
01:03:54 |
my little slipper girl! |
01:04:03 |
Have no fear, my beloved! |
01:04:12 |
Stirrups, straps, |
01:04:16 |
Right. Got it. |
01:04:32 |
- What's goin' on? |
01:04:36 |
He's charging. |
01:04:39 |
with fiery determination. |
01:04:41 |
He's falling off! He's falling off |
01:04:44 |
He's on the ground now. He's on the |
01:04:48 |
I'm almost startin' |
01:04:50 |
He's feelin' around. |
01:04:53 |
- They're kickin' him now. |
01:04:55 |
- And they're laughing at him. |
01:04:57 |
- And they're- He just got... captured. |
01:05:00 |
"Capture by trolls... |
01:05:03 |
Kiss thy royal butt good-bye"? |
01:05:09 |
Bye-bye! |
01:05:13 |
Well, no more prince. |
01:05:17 |
No more anybody else either. |
01:05:19 |
Look. |
01:05:34 |
We have to fix the scales |
01:05:37 |
While there's something |
01:05:39 |
We will... without a prince. |
01:05:50 |
Well, well. |
01:05:52 |
Ella. |
01:05:55 |
Cinderella. |
01:05:57 |
Now what should I do with you? |
01:06:00 |
Turn you into a snail? |
01:06:02 |
Make you sleep for a thousand years? |
01:06:05 |
Shrink you? |
01:06:08 |
- Poison you? |
01:06:10 |
When the prince comes- |
01:06:12 |
Everyone will live |
01:06:16 |
You always were such |
01:06:20 |
Fortunately, happy endings |
01:06:26 |
Red Riding Hood- |
01:06:29 |
Size six, if you want one. |
01:06:31 |
And Sleeping Beauty- |
01:06:33 |
Nighty-night... |
01:06:36 |
Forever! |
01:06:39 |
And Cinderelly... |
01:06:41 |
still dreaming of her |
01:06:45 |
Well, don't hold your breath, baby! |
01:06:50 |
I did it all- |
01:06:52 |
the ball, the girl, the haircut, |
01:06:55 |
I even had the perfect underwear! |
01:06:59 |
I'm a failure! |
01:07:05 |
No. That's impossible. |
01:07:08 |
He's the prince. He's a hero. |
01:07:12 |
Can't what? Lose? |
01:07:21 |
Feed that thing, you half-wit! |
01:07:24 |
But if I feed him now, |
01:07:27 |
Then I'll feed him... |
01:07:31 |
Empress? |
01:07:33 |
Oh, Cinderelly? |
01:07:35 |
Going so soon? |
01:07:42 |
Your party's just |
01:07:45 |
We're gonna have our own ball. |
01:07:58 |
- Are you sure about this? |
01:08:04 |
Hey, I'm just tryin' to put |
01:08:08 |
Yo. |
01:08:14 |
Yo. |
01:08:17 |
Yo! We're cool. |
01:08:20 |
We're low. |
01:08:24 |
Down low. |
01:08:26 |
Way down here. |
01:08:30 |
Hey, what's wrong with you? |
01:08:33 |
They like me. |
01:08:35 |
I parlez-vous their hippy-hip, |
01:08:39 |
I'm a- I'm a hepcat. |
01:08:47 |
So the pig says, "I don't |
01:08:50 |
I get to go wee, wee, wee, |
01:08:55 |
Go wee, wee, wee! Yeah! |
01:08:59 |
Yo, Ricky! |
01:09:01 |
Hey... you! |
01:09:10 |
Yo! Look who's back. |
01:09:12 |
Hey, Ricky! What's up? |
01:09:14 |
Rick, come on. |
01:09:17 |
I'd love to, but I gotta work. |
01:09:19 |
You guys are my friends. |
01:09:23 |
If I didn't know better... |
01:09:25 |
I'd think you didn't wanna |
01:09:30 |
Here's to evil... |
01:09:33 |
to eatin' grandmas... |
01:09:35 |
stealin' babies, |
01:09:37 |
Here's to the good stuff. |
01:09:40 |
That's my little Ricky. |
01:09:42 |
And here's to the baddest... |
01:09:45 |
most awful, rank-smelling, |
01:09:49 |
That's the nicest thing |
01:09:52 |
No. |
01:09:57 |
You? You eat grandmas |
01:10:01 |
What's bad about that? |
01:10:04 |
Okay, we made it in. |
01:10:06 |
We got past the wolves. |
01:10:08 |
Here's the plan. |
01:10:11 |
I'm gonna get the staff |
01:10:15 |
Will this be before |
01:10:19 |
You aren't gonna get away with this. |
01:10:21 |
You can't just take over. |
01:10:23 |
This isn't the way |
01:10:25 |
Quit dreaming, Cindy. |
01:10:29 |
I'm having |
01:10:34 |
I'm concerned about the effect this |
01:10:40 |
That wasn't violence. |
01:10:42 |
This is violence! |
01:10:46 |
- Frieda, over here! |
01:10:47 |
Rick! |
01:10:50 |
Don't hurt him! |
01:10:53 |
Ella! |
01:10:56 |
"Don't hurt him"? |
01:10:59 |
Ella likes the dishwasher. |
01:11:04 |
- You again? |
01:11:12 |
Well, well. Cinderella. |
01:11:16 |
Kiss your little pumpkin good-bye! |
01:11:24 |
Rick! |
01:11:25 |
I've got you, Ella! |
01:11:29 |
I won't let you go! |
01:11:32 |
You should have just |
01:11:35 |
He's so much cuter. |
01:11:38 |
Bye-bye! |
01:11:43 |
Ella, grab him! |
01:11:49 |
Wow! Did you see that? |
01:11:53 |
I did something dangerous |
01:11:55 |
Hey, why didn't anyone stop me? |
01:11:59 |
Seriously, if you ever see me about |
01:12:02 |
just knock me out. |
01:12:04 |
Like, punch! |
01:12:07 |
Thank you, Rick. |
01:12:11 |
Guys? |
01:12:16 |
Dang. |
01:12:23 |
Miss me? |
01:12:25 |
You'll live to regret that. |
01:12:27 |
But not for long. |
01:12:30 |
Good-bye, Ella. |
01:12:33 |
Rick! |
01:12:38 |
- Rick! |
01:12:43 |
You just had to go |
01:12:45 |
- Well, let me tell you. |
01:12:48 |
This is your end... |
01:12:50 |
but it ain't gonna be happy! |
01:12:54 |
I'm gonna show you that dreams |
01:13:01 |
For years I've been letting you |
01:13:03 |
Well, no more! |
01:13:05 |
What life? The life you were gonna have |
01:13:13 |
The dishwasher |
01:13:16 |
You're gonna live |
01:13:20 |
Ella! Push her into the portal! |
01:13:28 |
The staff! |
01:13:34 |
- Oops. |
01:13:48 |
She's gone. |
01:13:51 |
Nice punch, Ella. |
01:13:55 |
Rick! |
01:14:03 |
You're okay! |
01:14:09 |
Hang on a second. |
01:14:11 |
I thought you wanted a prince. |
01:14:13 |
I had one all along. |
01:14:20 |
Like I always say, |
01:14:24 |
Isn't that so, precious sugar pie? |
01:14:29 |
How do you like that? |
01:14:31 |
It looks like Cinderella |
01:14:35 |
Not an ending... |
01:14:37 |
a beginning. |
01:14:42 |
Well, let's get |
01:14:46 |
Before the boss gets home. |
01:14:54 |
So there you go. |
01:14:56 |
Maybe it's not the Cinderella |
01:14:59 |
but, personally, |
01:15:08 |
Look, the prince even got |
01:15:14 |
Well, at least that's |
01:15:26 |
And Rumpelstiltskin? |
01:15:28 |
- Well- |
01:15:31 |
He's "Uncle Rumpy" now. |
01:15:37 |
By the time |
01:15:39 |
Munk and Mambo had cleaned |
01:15:41 |
Are we ready? |
01:15:43 |
And Fairytale Land |
01:15:52 |
Man, I can't believe it. |
01:15:54 |
3-iron into the short grass, |
01:15:57 |
and I blow my last putt. |
01:15:59 |
Triple bogey. |
01:16:04 |
- Any problems? |
01:16:07 |
Come on. Everything went |
01:16:10 |
Oh, yes. |
01:16:16 |
Good. |
01:16:18 |
But I gotta say, this is my |
01:16:22 |
I guess an ordinary guy |
01:16:25 |
Pretty nice, huh? |
01:16:27 |
And you know who |
01:16:29 |
The prince. |
01:16:36 |
So what does "happily |
01:16:40 |
Beats me. |
01:16:42 |
But, you know, |
01:17:53 |
Back! Back! |
01:17:54 |
Bad creature! |
01:17:59 |
All of you, get back! |
01:18:03 |
I'm the empress of evil! |
01:26:57 |
Yeah, yeah! |