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Happily N Ever After 2
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Once upon a time, |
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in a magical kingdom |
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known as Fairy Tale Land, |
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there lived a princess |
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'cause there always is one |
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Hold up! |
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That's not |
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The clothes don't make |
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It's the other way around. |
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Now what up with all this |
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That's old school. |
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We gots to make |
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You know, |
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D'oh! |
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Not the balance |
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[thunderclap] |
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D'oh! |
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Mambo! |
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We're supposed to keep |
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balanced right where they are. |
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Capiche? |
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But-- |
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Uh, but-- |
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But-- |
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Oh! Fine. |
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We'll do it your way. |
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Good. |
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Now, Fairy Tale Land was ruled |
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by the wise King Cole. |
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His wife, Queen Grace-- |
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[Mambo] |
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[Munk] ...and their |
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[Mambo] Things were pretty cool |
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[horses neigh] |
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[Mambo] Lots of joy and love |
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was just bursting out |
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[Munk] |
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due to Queen Grace. |
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Wave to the people, |
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Everyone in the kingdom |
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Yes, Mommy, |
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[horses neigh, sputter] |
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[sheep bleating] |
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Morning! |
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[quacking] |
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[Mambo] For no matter |
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[Munk] |
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[Mambo] She would bring joy |
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[both giggling] |
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[grunting] |
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[Munk] |
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and love in her heart. |
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[horses neigh] |
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Yeah! |
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[both laughing] |
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[Hansel, Gretel] |
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[Hansel] |
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Mother, why does everyone |
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Because she is beautiful. |
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I want to be queen someday. |
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Am I beautiful? |
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Uh... |
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Wh-What do you think? |
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[Queen Grace humming] |
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[humming continues] |
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Mommy, I want to be |
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just like you are. |
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You will be, Snow White. |
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There. All done. |
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Whoa. |
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Just remember, |
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the mirror only tells |
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True beauty comes |
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Yes, Mommy. |
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[coughing] |
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Mommy. |
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Are you okay? |
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[groaning softly] |
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[thunderclap] |
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[townspeople crying] |
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Stop smiling. |
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This is a sad day |
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But doesn't this mean |
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someone else |
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[sighs] |
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Mommy. |
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Yes, someone else |
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[thunderclap] |
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Now poor Snow White |
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without the caring heart-- |
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[whimpers]-- |
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# No, sugar, |
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# I'll never get enough # |
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# No, never get enough # |
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# I'll show you how, |
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# Just try to keep up # |
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# Try to keep up # |
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# Can you keep up |
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# Can you really |
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# Do you think |
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# Your friends tonight |
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# No time |
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# Up in the V to the I-P # |
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# Can you keep up? |
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# Can you really |
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[vibrating, ringing] |
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Answer. |
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[All] Holla! |
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We're almost to your place. |
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You know it. |
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[King Cole] |
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Oh, my dad's coming. |
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[All] |
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Snow, honey, |
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Hi, Daddy. |
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It's the hottest, |
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Well... |
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You don't like it? |
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No. It's nice. |
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I'm just not sure that's |
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Now, your mother, |
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she always dressed |
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[sighs] |
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Daddy, |
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So has fashion. |
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You gotta keep up. |
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[sighs] |
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I take it from your dress |
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you've forgotten |
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the Ten Little Indians |
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But tonight's the opening |
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They're expecting me |
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Well, it would be nice |
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if you felt the orphanage |
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Yeah, I know. |
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Snow, you've gone out |
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every night this summer. |
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So? |
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there's more |
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than red carpets |
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Honey, the children |
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when your mother |
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But they pick their noses. |
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It's so gross. |
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Your mother |
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You just don't |
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[Girls] |
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[All] |
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Holla! |
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So you ready to get |
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[sighs] |
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We can visit |
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another time. |
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Oh, thank you, Daddy! |
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Now, I don't want you |
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[scoffs] |
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Do you want me |
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Well, no, but-- |
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Daddy. |
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Oh, well. Okay, okay. |
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But be home well before |
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unlike last time. |
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I'm serious now. |
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Before the rooster crows. |
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Got it. |
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[snaps] |
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Aw, the royal robe? |
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Your mother |
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I insist. |
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Fine. |
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And be safe. |
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I will be. |
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Mwah! |
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[sighs] |
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# [pop] |
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Uh, you're not really gonna |
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What's wrong? |
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Girl, way too retro. |
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The Three Blind Mice |
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[Girls] |
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[giggling] |
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It'll be great. |
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Hi. |
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Mmm, who are they? |
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Dude, they're the Damsels. |
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Bo Peep, Goldilocks, |
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Little Red Riding Hood, |
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They're the most popular girls |
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Thanks. |
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No cutting the line. |
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Bite me. |
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Sorry. |
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Whoo-- |
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[snarls] |
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# [rock] |
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You're looking good |
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Everyone's staring at you. |
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[laughs] |
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Designer clothes |
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perfect makeup, |
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[All] |
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# [fanfare] |
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[gasps] |
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The main event is starting! |
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[chatter] |
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Are they starting? |
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Young lads and lasses, |
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wizards and witches, |
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it's time to get |
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[cheering] |
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On the red side, |
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the big bruiser |
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Sir Simple Simon! |
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[crowd cheering] |
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[Girl] |
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And on the blue side, |
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a newbie |
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Sir Peter! |
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[crowd cheering] |
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Who's the new guy? |
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I haven't met him yet. |
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I wonder what he looks like. |
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He's probably an ogre. |
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[all giggling] |
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And, as a special treat, |
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is the ever glamorous, |
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Fairy Tale Land's |
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Princess Snow White! |
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Thank you. Thank you. |
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[crowd cheering] |
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Line-cutters! |
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[crowd grumbling] |
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They obviously let in |
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They shouldn't do that |
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[horse neighs] |
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[sputters] |
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This is gonna be good. |
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[all giggling] |
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Knights, are you ready? |
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[sputters] |
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[bonk] |
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Then let's get your joust on! |
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Yah! |
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Hyah! |
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Hyah. |
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[grunting] |
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[crowd groans] |
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[cheering] |
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So, Damsels, |
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or was that a joust? |
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Sweet! |
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[Pied Piper] Snow White, so, how |
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He's cute. |
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[crowd murmurs, whistles] |
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# [dance] |
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Mmm. Mm-hmm. |
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Hah. Whoo. Ah. |
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Mmm. Ooh. |
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Yeah! |
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All right, Petey. |
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Welcome to Fairy Tale Land. |
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Let's find you a girl. |
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I didn't come here |
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Yeah, yeah. |
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You only want |
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I know. |
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Always with the big heart. |
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You can save |
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Uh! |
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[gasps] |
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[gasps] |
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# [R&B] |
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Hey. |
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# Your shining armor # |
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# Your heart's safe harbor # |
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Uh, you were brilliant |
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I'm way honored |
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Please. |
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Really? |
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Yeah, really. |
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Your mother |
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Huh? My mother? |
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I was raised |
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Heck, I probably |
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if it wasn't for her. |
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She's, like-- |
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[sighs]-- |
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[awkward laugh] |
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That's Mom. |
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# Surrender # |
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Looks like we might have |
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between Snow White |
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Hmm. |
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There's something |
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about that woman |
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Ya think? |
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The veil kinda |
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Yeah. Your mom was great. |
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She just had |
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Her looks? |
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Her fashion sense? |
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Oh, the way |
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Huh? |
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[Goldilocks panting] |
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Hey, you two. |
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We got the VIP room |
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[squealing] |
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Well... |
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Please? |
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Yeah. Come on. |
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We can get away |
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Riffraff? |
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Totally. |
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I mean, Snow White's |
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I'll pass. |
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But why? |
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'Cause I'm one |
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Miss Muffet? |
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May I have this dance? |
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[giggling] |
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[gasps] |
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Roses red, |
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what I'm seeing, |
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it can't be true. |
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[scoffs] |
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[footsteps approaching] |
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My Lord, |
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I understand the children |
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were quite disappointed |
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Yes. She's becoming |
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Indeed, My Lord. |
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Ruling a kingdom-- |
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no problem. |
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Raising a daughter-- |
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[scoffs]-- |
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Perhaps she needs |
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Someone like Queen Grace. |
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It has been some time. |
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Hmm. |
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Someone to help guide her |
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Precisely. |
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And the people have been |
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Maybe you're right. |
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[sighs] |
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I will decide on such |
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after the rooster crows. |
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# [dance] |
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Hey, Peter. |
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My Lady. |
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Ugh! |
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[horse neighs] |
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Hey, Jack. |
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How's Mrs. Sprat? |
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Still keeping |
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Thanks for asking, Peter. |
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We're going dancing, baby. |
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Huh? |
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Yeah. At the late night |
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down at the Hickory |
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Oh, but I can't. |
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I told my father |
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Girl, you're Snow White, |
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Nothing's gonna |
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And you have to make |
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Yeah. Please? |
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Damsels, let's dance! |
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[All] |
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I just don't get it. |
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Snow White is nothing |
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You didn't mess |
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No. I didn't mess |
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Hmm! |
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Maybe there's a glitch |
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[yawns] |
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Oh, well. |
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We'll figure it out |
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Good night, Mambo. |
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Good night. |
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Why wait till tomorrow? |
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[inhales deeply] |
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Gotcha. No, no. |
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[muffled speech] |
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No. Shh! |
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No, no, no. |
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Don't-- Don't crow. |
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[muffled speech] |
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[rattling] |
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[gasps] |
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[gasps] |
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[exhales] |
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[clang] |
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[whimpers] |
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[sighs] |
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[door opens] |
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[Snow White laughs] |
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Daddy! |
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[crowing wildly] |
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Why are you up so early? |
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Where was your robe? |
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Oh... |
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And it says |
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Well... |
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Staying out all night is no way |
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Your mother didn't |
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Daddy, I'm trying my best. |
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I go to all the events, |
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to all the people, |
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But your mother went |
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And I don't? |
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Sweetheart, |
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in having a good time. |
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But, Daddy, |
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[crying] |
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[sighs] |
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[door closes] |
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Grimm. |
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Yes, My Lord? |
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Find me a queen. |
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As you wish, My Lord. |
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[snoring] |
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[murmuring] |
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[straining] |
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One more twist-- |
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Whoa! Whoa! |
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[grunting] |
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Hey. |
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[ropes stretching] |
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Aah! Whoa! |
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[thunderclap] |
| 00:20:08 |
[whimpering] |
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Huh? Oh. |
| 00:20:13 |
Huh? |
| 00:20:15 |
Ehh. |
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Ehh! |
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[Munk] |
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Uh-oh. |
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[ding] |
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Hmm. |
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Hmm? |
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[interested] |
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[disgusted] |
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[gruff] |
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[ding, ding] |
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[Woman] |
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[fluttering] |
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[gasps] |
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Greetings! |
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And welcome to the Fairy |
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What does thou desire? |
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I have come |
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Then you've come |
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Just fill this out |
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and sign at the bottom. |
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Oh, it's not for me. |
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You want a wife, |
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I am here to find |
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The king? |
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Oh, my! |
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Oh, my! |
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The king wants a wife. |
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I'll make it my top priority. |
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And is there any |
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the king wishes to marry? |
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Yes. |
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Someone just like this. |
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[Woman] |
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Uh? |
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[swirling] |
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[rattling] |
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Oh, and you shall. |
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I think we've found |
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[laughing] |
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Oh! Mambo! |
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What? I didn't |
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Oh, we have to fix it |
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before things get |
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[groans] |
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Hey, this is getting |
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Now I will be queen! |
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# [pop] |
| 00:23:05 |
# It's a sign, it's a clue # |
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# Maybe this time |
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# You've waited in line, |
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# With all the false alarms |
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A wife! |
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[chatter] |
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I hear "Well To Do" |
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[giggles] |
| 00:23:29 |
Sleeping Beauty! |
| 00:23:30 |
That's me! |
| 00:23:34 |
And tell me about |
| 00:23:36 |
[thud] |
| 00:23:39 |
[snoring] |
| 00:23:41 |
# It's a sign, it's a clue # |
| 00:23:44 |
# You put it together, |
| 00:23:48 |
# The planets align # |
| 00:23:50 |
# Is it true? # |
| 00:23:51 |
# You finally find |
| 00:23:54 |
# Like a charm # |
| 00:23:58 |
# False alarm # |
| 00:24:04 |
[bell dinging] |
| 00:24:05 |
Oh, who is it now? |
| 00:24:08 |
I'm sorry, |
| 00:24:11 |
[Woman] |
| 00:24:19 |
Oh, my. |
| 00:24:26 |
Now, what would |
| 00:24:33 |
Damsels. |
| 00:24:35 |
[All] |
| 00:24:36 |
Girls, I need some 911. |
| 00:24:39 |
Subject? |
| 00:24:40 |
Situation? |
| 00:24:42 |
Ooh! |
| 00:24:43 |
Someone's crushing |
| 00:24:46 |
[giggling] |
| 00:24:47 |
Hook it up. |
| 00:24:48 |
Ooh! |
| 00:24:50 |
Damsels, this is serious. |
| 00:24:52 |
[door opens] |
| 00:24:54 |
your father |
| 00:24:57 |
Oh, sure thing. |
| 00:24:58 |
I'll be there in a second. |
| 00:24:59 |
So, what do you think? |
| 00:25:00 |
Didn't you say |
| 00:25:03 |
Yeah. |
| 00:25:03 |
Then you should dress |
| 00:25:07 |
[groans] |
| 00:25:08 |
[girls guffawing] |
| 00:25:10 |
Snow White, your father |
| 00:25:15 |
that you come immediately. |
| 00:25:17 |
Okay, I'm coming. |
| 00:25:19 |
My dad's freaking. |
| 00:25:20 |
I gotta go. Mwah! |
| 00:25:22 |
[Together] |
| 00:25:24 |
[King Cole] |
| 00:25:28 |
16... |
| 00:25:31 |
17... |
| 00:25:33 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:25:35 |
19. |
| 00:25:36 |
Exercising. |
| 00:25:38 |
Gotta firm up the flab. |
| 00:25:40 |
But-- |
| 00:25:42 |
...you have bad knees. |
| 00:25:43 |
Well-- |
| 00:25:45 |
Lady Vain says a little pain |
| 00:25:47 |
should not keep me |
| 00:25:51 |
Huh? |
| 00:25:54 |
Lady Vain is going to be |
| 00:25:57 |
What? My new mother? |
| 00:26:00 |
Excuse me. Since when? |
| 00:26:02 |
Since I decided I wanted |
| 00:26:07 |
Lady Vain, I'd like you |
| 00:26:10 |
to meet my daughter, |
| 00:26:14 |
Mommy. |
| 00:26:16 |
Snow White, |
| 00:26:19 |
but now that I |
| 00:26:21 |
you look just like |
| 00:26:24 |
And so do you. |
| 00:26:27 |
She does have quite |
| 00:26:30 |
Daddy, what's going on? |
| 00:26:31 |
I decided I wanted a wife |
| 00:26:36 |
And lo and behold, |
| 00:26:39 |
She's just perfect, |
| 00:26:42 |
Too perfect. Oh! |
| 00:26:44 |
This is, like, |
| 00:26:46 |
I mean, you don't |
| 00:26:48 |
[Munk] |
| 00:26:50 |
Whoa! Snow White |
| 00:26:53 |
This is getting good. |
| 00:26:55 |
What? |
| 00:26:57 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:26:58 |
Get up here and help me! |
| 00:27:00 |
Snow White, I am going |
| 00:27:04 |
Our wedding |
| 00:27:06 |
Already planned? |
| 00:27:08 |
Yes. When the cow |
| 00:27:10 |
and that is final. |
| 00:27:12 |
No, it isn't! |
| 00:27:17 |
[sighs] |
| 00:27:19 |
Don't worry, honey bunny. |
| 00:27:21 |
Snow White and I just need |
| 00:27:33 |
Oh! Snow White has to go. |
| 00:27:36 |
She'll |
| 00:27:37 |
Oh. What happened? |
| 00:27:39 |
She whined like |
| 00:27:42 |
She was so... |
| 00:27:44 |
[groans] |
| 00:27:45 |
And to think I spent |
| 00:27:47 |
listening to the king |
| 00:27:50 |
about Queen Grace. |
| 00:27:52 |
Ugh! Oh... |
| 00:27:53 |
Mirror, mirror |
| 00:27:55 |
make me feel better |
| 00:27:57 |
who is the fairest |
| 00:28:01 |
Go on. |
| 00:28:03 |
Say what you always say. |
| 00:28:04 |
Em, well... |
| 00:28:08 |
Well, what? |
| 00:28:10 |
Am I not fairest |
| 00:28:12 |
Well, now that I've |
| 00:28:15 |
I gotta say she's looking |
| 00:28:19 |
on the old fairest-o-meter. |
| 00:28:20 |
I mean... |
| 00:28:21 |
have you ever seen |
| 00:28:25 |
And have you ever seen |
| 00:28:29 |
Aah! |
| 00:28:30 |
And then what would |
| 00:28:33 |
My power sustains |
| 00:28:36 |
I can't destroy you, |
| 00:28:38 |
but you could spend the rest |
| 00:28:40 |
in a closet! |
| 00:28:41 |
Ahh. |
| 00:28:43 |
The power of vanity. |
| 00:28:46 |
[laughing] |
| 00:28:48 |
Get over here |
| 00:28:50 |
Whoo-hoo-hoo! |
| 00:28:51 |
Waa-ha-ha! |
| 00:28:53 |
Oh, yeah! |
| 00:28:55 |
[grunting] |
| 00:28:57 |
Ow! Oh. |
| 00:28:59 |
I'm here |
| 00:29:01 |
Ugh. Just pull this rope. |
| 00:29:06 |
[both grunting, straining] |
| 00:29:10 |
So, how to deal with little |
| 00:29:15 |
[both grunting] |
| 00:29:17 |
Whoa! |
| 00:29:21 |
[gasps] |
| 00:29:22 |
Hmm. |
| 00:29:24 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:29:27 |
[sighs] Uh-oh. |
| 00:29:29 |
Now we're in |
| 00:29:32 |
I still don't understand |
| 00:29:38 |
Gossip. |
| 00:29:39 |
If used properly, |
| 00:29:43 |
but not necessarily |
| 00:29:46 |
being gossiped about. |
| 00:29:47 |
Precisely. |
| 00:29:49 |
And one bite |
| 00:29:51 |
will make Snow White |
| 00:29:53 |
she ever thought possible. |
| 00:29:55 |
Really? |
| 00:29:57 |
[sniffing] |
| 00:29:58 |
Ooh! Whoo! |
| 00:30:00 |
You can be such a nag. |
| 00:30:03 |
[laughing] |
| 00:30:04 |
Lady Vain is rotten |
| 00:30:07 |
[laughing] |
| 00:30:11 |
Well, the apple works. |
| 00:30:14 |
But-- But I don't know |
| 00:30:20 |
That's obvious. |
| 00:30:22 |
Just poof and cream, |
| 00:30:24 |
It's all about attitude. |
| 00:30:25 |
Poof and cream. |
| 00:30:28 |
Okay. |
| 00:30:29 |
Snow White, honey. |
| 00:30:31 |
It's Lady Vain. |
| 00:30:33 |
Go away! |
| 00:30:36 |
Please? |
| 00:30:37 |
I think we got off |
| 00:30:39 |
My friend Rumpy is the top |
| 00:30:43 |
in the kingdom. |
| 00:30:45 |
I've convinced him |
| 00:30:48 |
as my little gift to you. |
| 00:30:51 |
Makeover? |
| 00:30:54 |
So, uh, let's take |
| 00:31:00 |
My! Uh... |
| 00:31:02 |
what pretty hair |
| 00:31:05 |
Thanks. |
| 00:31:07 |
what-- what a beautiful |
| 00:31:11 |
Oh, that's so sweet. |
| 00:31:13 |
Ooh! And what big teeth |
| 00:31:17 |
What? |
| 00:31:18 |
Ooh! |
| 00:31:19 |
Oh, yes. Uh... |
| 00:31:21 |
So, uh, let's |
| 00:31:25 |
First, we will... |
| 00:31:28 |
uh, poof the hair! |
| 00:31:31 |
Give it some air. |
| 00:31:33 |
Let it breathe |
| 00:31:36 |
Breathe. Breathe. |
| 00:31:39 |
Breathe. Yes. |
| 00:31:41 |
Um, Rumpy, I think |
| 00:31:45 |
Oh, yes. |
| 00:31:47 |
Yeah. So, uh, |
| 00:31:50 |
[muttering] |
| 00:31:52 |
[clattering] |
| 00:31:53 |
No. Uh... |
| 00:31:54 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:31:56 |
Rumpy, don't you think |
| 00:31:57 |
Snow White is looking |
| 00:31:59 |
Really? |
| 00:32:00 |
Well, I feel fine. |
| 00:32:02 |
Don't you have something |
| 00:32:05 |
Wh-What? |
| 00:32:08 |
Oh, uh, yes! |
| 00:32:10 |
Indeed, I do. |
| 00:32:12 |
Uhh! What? |
| 00:32:14 |
Oh! Oh! Ah. |
| 00:32:16 |
Here. |
| 00:32:18 |
Eat this. |
| 00:32:19 |
An apple? |
| 00:32:21 |
It'll make you feel better |
| 00:32:26 |
But I feel fine. |
| 00:32:27 |
It's good for the skin. |
| 00:32:30 |
Oh. Oh! |
| 00:32:31 |
No! |
| 00:32:33 |
[Munk, Mambo] |
| 00:32:34 |
Don't do it-- |
| 00:32:36 |
[groans] |
| 00:32:38 |
Well, she did it. |
| 00:32:40 |
No! Come on! |
| 00:32:42 |
[chuckles] |
| 00:32:45 |
That a girl. |
| 00:32:46 |
Now, tell old Rumpy |
| 00:32:52 |
that makes you mad, |
| 00:32:54 |
And don't leave out |
| 00:32:59 |
Well, let me |
| 00:33:11 |
[inhales deeply] |
| 00:33:13 |
[crows] |
| 00:33:17 |
[yawns] |
| 00:33:25 |
[yawns] |
| 00:33:29 |
[moans, yawns] |
| 00:33:35 |
[ringing] |
| 00:33:39 |
[yawns] |
| 00:33:42 |
Now, Bo Peep, |
| 00:33:44 |
about her "junk in da trunk." |
| 00:33:45 |
[snickers] |
| 00:33:47 |
It's called "too much |
| 00:33:48 |
Maybe if she got |
| 00:33:50 |
[gasps] |
| 00:33:52 |
And Goldilocks? |
| 00:33:53 |
Talk about a whiny |
| 00:33:56 |
"The porridge isn't right. |
| 00:33:57 |
It's too hot. |
| 00:34:00 |
Make a decision, girl! |
| 00:34:01 |
[crying] |
| 00:34:03 |
And we can't forget |
| 00:34:05 |
Honey, stop wearing red. |
| 00:34:06 |
It's totally not your color. |
| 00:34:08 |
[gasps] |
| 00:34:10 |
I think we all know |
| 00:34:14 |
If the butcher only knew |
| 00:34:15 |
what the baker |
| 00:34:17 |
were doing behind his back. |
| 00:34:18 |
Now, Cinderella... |
| 00:34:21 |
Let me tell you |
| 00:34:23 |
And Mistress Mary? Ew! |
| 00:34:26 |
The ugly duckling. |
| 00:34:28 |
And Sir Peter? |
| 00:34:29 |
What's with the "nobler |
| 00:34:32 |
[scoffs] |
| 00:34:34 |
[bird chirping] |
| 00:34:38 |
[moaning] |
| 00:34:40 |
[yawns] |
| 00:34:49 |
[groans] |
| 00:34:51 |
Hmm. He didn't |
| 00:34:54 |
Oh, well. |
| 00:34:58 |
[beep] |
| 00:34:59 |
Goldilocks. |
| 00:35:00 |
[ringing] |
| 00:35:02 |
Hey, girl. |
| 00:35:03 |
Want to go shopping? |
| 00:35:05 |
You got some nerve |
| 00:35:07 |
What |
| 00:35:09 |
Oh, like you don't know? |
| 00:35:11 |
[laughs] |
| 00:35:14 |
[dial tone] |
| 00:35:15 |
What's her problem? |
| 00:35:26 |
Go, Snow White, and meet |
| 00:35:30 |
[laughing] |
| 00:35:37 |
Hmm! |
| 00:35:39 |
[people murmuring] |
| 00:35:41 |
She's showing her face in public. |
| 00:35:43 |
Can you believe it? |
| 00:35:46 |
[murmuring continues] |
| 00:35:48 |
What is their problem? |
| 00:35:50 |
[Goldilocks sobbing] |
| 00:35:52 |
It's okay, girl. |
| 00:35:54 |
Too much |
| 00:35:56 |
Whiny airhead? |
| 00:35:58 |
So, red isn't my color? |
| 00:36:00 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:36:02 |
Don't play dumb. |
| 00:36:03 |
We heard everything |
| 00:36:04 |
And it wasn't very nice. |
| 00:36:08 |
[Red Riding Hood] |
| 00:36:09 |
[nervous chuckle] |
| 00:36:10 |
[Goldilocks] |
| 00:36:11 |
Get back here! |
| 00:36:12 |
Say, there she is! |
| 00:36:15 |
Go get her! |
| 00:36:18 |
Tell me, Snow White. |
| 00:36:20 |
Why do they call me simple? |
| 00:36:26 |
Ooh! |
| 00:36:27 |
[quacking] |
| 00:36:33 |
[panting] |
| 00:36:34 |
[gasps] |
| 00:36:35 |
There's Snow White! |
| 00:36:37 |
[all shouting] |
| 00:36:43 |
[shouting continues] |
| 00:36:52 |
[horses neighing] |
| 00:36:53 |
[panting] |
| 00:36:55 |
An old fuddy-duddy, am I? |
| 00:36:58 |
Daddy, I'm so glad |
| 00:37:00 |
Something horrible |
| 00:37:02 |
The entire kingdom |
| 00:37:04 |
And you're surprised, |
| 00:37:08 |
you've been saying |
| 00:37:09 |
[sighs] |
| 00:37:12 |
Oh, Daddy! |
| 00:37:14 |
[crying] |
| 00:37:16 |
Snow, come back! |
| 00:37:19 |
Grimm, follow her. |
| 00:37:20 |
Yes, Your Majesty. |
| 00:37:22 |
[crying] |
| 00:37:25 |
[panting, wheezing] |
| 00:37:29 |
[hooves clopping] |
| 00:37:32 |
[neighs] |
| 00:37:34 |
[crying] |
| 00:37:38 |
[horse sputters] |
| 00:37:40 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:37:42 |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| 00:37:45 |
[coughing] |
| 00:37:48 |
You idiot! |
| 00:37:50 |
Not while I'm cackling. |
| 00:37:52 |
Will you stop |
| 00:37:53 |
and get out of |
| 00:37:56 |
Sorry. |
| 00:37:58 |
This story |
| 00:38:01 |
We have to do something. |
| 00:38:02 |
But what? |
| 00:38:05 |
Kaput! Finito. |
| 00:38:07 |
[grunts] |
| 00:38:09 |
Let's go! |
| 00:38:11 |
What? Where to? |
| 00:38:12 |
We've gotta stop Lady Vain. |
| 00:38:14 |
Come on, I'll drive. |
| 00:38:15 |
No. I'll drive. |
| 00:38:17 |
Rise. And away! |
| 00:38:24 |
Whoa! Ho-ho! |
| 00:38:27 |
Whoa ho ho! Yeah! |
| 00:38:30 |
Whoa! Oh! Aah! |
| 00:38:31 |
Pull over! |
| 00:38:33 |
I think I can drive |
| 00:38:35 |
[screaming] |
| 00:38:37 |
Aah! Come on, Munk, |
| 00:38:40 |
No. I'm driving. |
| 00:38:42 |
Please, please, |
| 00:38:44 |
Please, please? |
| 00:38:47 |
[both yelping] |
| 00:38:49 |
[Mambo] |
| 00:38:50 |
Oh, hey, aah! |
| 00:38:51 |
As a control freak, you |
| 00:38:54 |
Let go! |
| 00:38:54 |
[both screaming] |
| 00:39:04 |
[both yelling, grunting] |
| 00:39:07 |
[both groaning] |
| 00:39:09 |
Next time, |
| 00:39:13 |
[groans] |
| 00:39:20 |
[whimpering] |
| 00:39:23 |
[sniffing] |
| 00:39:25 |
Mmm. |
| 00:39:39 |
[boiling] |
| 00:39:43 |
Hello. |
| 00:39:45 |
Anybody home? |
| 00:39:47 |
I'm a princess, heh. |
| 00:39:49 |
Not a thief. |
| 00:39:52 |
Mmm. |
| 00:39:54 |
This looks delicious. |
| 00:39:57 |
Mmm. |
| 00:40:09 |
Mmm. |
| 00:40:13 |
Oh... |
| 00:40:14 |
[yawning] |
| 00:40:33 |
Mmm. |
| 00:40:37 |
Mmm. |
| 00:40:39 |
Mmm! |
| 00:40:42 |
Oh... |
| 00:40:47 |
Aah! |
| 00:40:48 |
Aaah! |
| 00:40:50 |
What-- uh-- |
| 00:40:52 |
We be the dwarves |
| 00:40:55 |
Well, |
| 00:40:59 |
to freak out |
| 00:41:01 |
especially |
| 00:41:03 |
Now don't be givin' us |
| 00:41:04 |
none of that knick-knack |
| 00:41:06 |
You're the one who done |
| 00:41:09 |
ate our food, |
| 00:41:12 |
Oh, right. |
| 00:41:14 |
Well, my father |
| 00:41:16 |
And who be your father? |
| 00:41:20 |
[laughter] |
| 00:41:22 |
Actually, yes. |
| 00:41:25 |
Giants and wizards! |
| 00:41:27 |
You're Queen Grace's |
| 00:41:30 |
I can see the resemblance. |
| 00:41:34 |
[murmuring] |
| 00:41:36 |
I see it now. |
| 00:41:37 |
Yeah. And? |
| 00:41:39 |
We were friends |
| 00:41:41 |
My mother came here? |
| 00:41:44 |
Here's us with Queen Grace |
| 00:41:46 |
when we helped Mary |
| 00:41:48 |
The poor thing got |
| 00:41:50 |
Ooh! This is the day |
| 00:41:53 |
from Miss Muffet's attic. |
| 00:41:55 |
Oh, and this is when we helped |
| 00:41:59 |
He was a little behind |
| 00:42:01 |
[sniffles] |
| 00:42:05 |
the day she took care of us. |
| 00:42:11 |
She knitted them herself. |
| 00:42:15 |
I didn't know |
| 00:42:17 |
Oh, sure. |
| 00:42:18 |
Bright and pretty. |
| 00:42:20 |
Yep, she did. |
| 00:42:22 |
Your mother loved |
| 00:42:24 |
She was a beautiful woman. |
| 00:42:26 |
Yeah. |
| 00:42:28 |
So what be |
| 00:42:29 |
to our neck of the woods, |
| 00:42:31 |
Oh. |
| 00:42:32 |
Well, I had a little situation |
| 00:42:36 |
What kind of situation? |
| 00:42:39 |
Well, I guess it all started |
| 00:42:41 |
when I went to |
| 00:42:43 |
I was supposed to go |
| 00:42:46 |
...so after I said |
| 00:42:48 |
which I would never |
| 00:42:50 |
the Damsels, my dad, |
| 00:42:52 |
and everyone, |
| 00:42:59 |
She may look |
| 00:43:01 |
but she sure don't |
| 00:43:03 |
[Dwarves] |
| 00:43:04 |
Come on, now. |
| 00:43:07 |
Her mother died |
| 00:43:12 |
In fact, I'd say |
| 00:43:16 |
into the woman her mother |
| 00:43:19 |
Oh, we should be doing |
| 00:43:22 |
For Queen Grace. |
| 00:43:24 |
[together] |
| 00:43:26 |
Snow White, |
| 00:43:29 |
win back your friends, |
| 00:43:32 |
But you have |
| 00:43:34 |
we tell you to do, |
| 00:43:37 |
Well, okay. |
| 00:43:42 |
Come again? |
| 00:43:44 |
You want me to do what? |
| 00:43:45 |
Shovel some sticks |
| 00:43:47 |
No way. |
| 00:43:50 |
But why? |
| 00:43:51 |
Hello! |
| 00:43:52 |
I'm a princess. |
| 00:43:53 |
I don't shovel. |
| 00:43:57 |
Okay. |
| 00:43:58 |
But there's wolves |
| 00:44:05 |
[howling] |
| 00:44:06 |
[howling continues] |
| 00:44:13 |
Fine. |
| 00:44:14 |
Happy now? |
| 00:44:16 |
No! No! No! No! No! |
| 00:44:21 |
No! Ooh! |
| 00:44:23 |
Definitely no! |
| 00:44:24 |
But, My Lady, |
| 00:44:27 |
these are the finest |
| 00:44:30 |
in all the kingdom. |
| 00:44:31 |
Sewn by peasants, |
| 00:44:34 |
Pitiful, all of them. |
| 00:44:36 |
I want only the finest dress |
| 00:44:40 |
Um, My Lady, there was |
| 00:44:44 |
we saw over in Wonderland. |
| 00:44:46 |
The cute little |
| 00:44:48 |
with organza |
| 00:44:50 |
And the draped pickups |
| 00:44:53 |
Uh, it was to die for. |
| 00:44:55 |
We could get it |
| 00:44:57 |
Ooh, but it might |
| 00:45:01 |
Can we push |
| 00:45:02 |
say, um, a month? |
| 00:45:05 |
Enough! |
| 00:45:06 |
How dare you subject me |
| 00:45:08 |
[door opens] |
| 00:45:09 |
Have you seen |
| 00:45:10 |
Has she returned |
| 00:45:12 |
No, but I'm sure |
| 00:45:15 |
You know |
| 00:45:18 |
I hope you're right. |
| 00:45:19 |
Trust me, dear. |
| 00:45:22 |
Hmph. |
| 00:45:26 |
[sighs] |
| 00:45:27 |
Now what? |
| 00:45:29 |
Maybe it's time for a |
| 00:45:33 |
So, my dear, |
| 00:45:36 |
Are you excited |
| 00:45:38 |
Did Peter Piper |
| 00:45:42 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:45:44 |
Did someone |
| 00:45:46 |
from the employment service? |
| 00:45:48 |
That's me. |
| 00:45:49 |
Send them in. |
| 00:45:55 |
Bodyguards? |
| 00:45:57 |
Honey bunny, I'm not used |
| 00:46:01 |
It makes me nervous. |
| 00:46:02 |
Oh. Well, I suppose. |
| 00:46:05 |
Now run along. |
| 00:46:07 |
We'll play some patty-cake |
| 00:46:09 |
Oh! I love patty-cake! |
| 00:46:15 |
I'll make this simple. |
| 00:46:16 |
No touching, no hugging, |
| 00:46:18 |
no rubbing, no tugging, |
| 00:46:20 |
no "let's take |
| 00:46:21 |
for my brother |
| 00:46:23 |
for I am royalty and |
| 00:46:25 |
Can you handle that? |
| 00:46:27 |
But, My Lady, you are going |
| 00:46:31 |
Why would you want |
| 00:46:34 |
[snickering] |
| 00:46:35 |
You are the first guard. |
| 00:46:37 |
You are the alternate. |
| 00:46:47 |
[Snow White muttering] |
| 00:46:50 |
Ow! Ooh! |
| 00:46:52 |
[panting] |
| 00:46:55 |
[groans] |
| 00:47:00 |
Sorry. Ohh! |
| 00:47:02 |
Where are we going again? |
| 00:47:04 |
Ohh! |
| 00:47:05 |
We have some work |
| 00:47:07 |
[huffs] |
| 00:47:09 |
But I did that already! |
| 00:47:11 |
The deal was "no questions asked." |
| 00:47:15 |
Whatever. |
| 00:47:17 |
Just remember, my dear, |
| 00:47:19 |
the job gets harder when you |
| 00:47:25 |
# You're running |
| 00:47:29 |
# They must be |
| 00:47:32 |
# With such a big |
| 00:47:36 |
# And such a tiny |
| 00:47:39 |
The Three Little Pigs? |
| 00:47:41 |
The Big Bad Wolf |
| 00:47:43 |
and blew down |
| 00:47:46 |
So we're going to |
| 00:47:48 |
[groan] |
| 00:47:51 |
# Try a little harder # |
| 00:47:55 |
# Forget your reputation # |
| 00:47:57 |
Whoo-- Whoa-- Whoop-- |
| 00:47:59 |
# You don't have |
| 00:48:02 |
[whining] |
| 00:48:03 |
# You just need |
| 00:48:07 |
# Little by little, |
| 00:48:10 |
# Take a step and stand up |
| 00:48:14 |
# You can make it |
| 00:48:16 |
# But you still |
| 00:48:18 |
# 'Cause little by little # |
| 00:48:21 |
# Is a lot more |
| 00:48:24 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:48:26 |
Oops. |
| 00:48:27 |
# At all # |
| 00:48:28 |
[grunt] |
| 00:48:30 |
Aah! Oh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. |
| 00:48:34 |
# Little by little # |
| 00:48:37 |
I broke a nail. |
| 00:48:41 |
Well, Wee Willie Winkie, |
| 00:48:43 |
I'd say we did |
| 00:48:46 |
Yeah. |
| 00:48:47 |
[Pigs] |
| 00:48:48 |
# Our houses are rebuilt # |
| 00:48:51 |
# Hi-ho the merry-o # |
| 00:48:52 |
# Our houses are rebuilt # |
| 00:48:54 |
[laughing] |
| 00:48:57 |
They're rebuilt! |
| 00:48:58 |
Oh, thank you. |
| 00:49:05 |
Come one, come all! |
| 00:49:07 |
Gather 'round to meet |
| 00:49:10 |
[applause] |
| 00:49:17 |
[King Cole] |
| 00:49:20 |
And me them. |
| 00:49:25 |
Oh, and I have |
| 00:49:30 |
[all gasp] |
| 00:49:31 |
[Lady Vain] |
| 00:49:33 |
[gasp] |
| 00:49:35 |
Oh, pookums! |
| 00:49:37 |
A queen's robe |
| 00:49:40 |
Ha! King Cole, you don't |
| 00:49:45 |
She's a wolf |
| 00:49:46 |
[gasping] |
| 00:49:48 |
Guards! |
| 00:49:50 |
Aah! |
| 00:49:53 |
[screaming] |
| 00:49:57 |
So much for |
| 00:49:59 |
A wolf |
| 00:50:03 |
Well, it's all |
| 00:50:05 |
[cheering] |
| 00:50:07 |
[Pied Piper] |
| 00:50:08 |
Lady Vain! |
| 00:50:10 |
Shall we? |
| 00:50:13 |
Stick close to me. |
| 00:50:17 |
Baby-sit? |
| 00:50:18 |
But I don't know anything |
| 00:50:21 |
It's for a friend. |
| 00:50:25 |
Well, okay. |
| 00:50:30 |
[children shouting, laughing] |
| 00:50:34 |
[glass shattering] |
| 00:50:36 |
You've gotta be kidding me. |
| 00:50:40 |
Thank you again |
| 00:50:42 |
I really appreciate it. |
| 00:50:44 |
How do I look? |
| 00:50:47 |
Uh, why don't you |
| 00:51:04 |
There. All done. |
| 00:51:08 |
Oh, my goodness. |
| 00:51:10 |
I'm-- I'm almost beautiful. |
| 00:51:14 |
Oh, thank you. |
| 00:51:17 |
Thank you very much! |
| 00:51:23 |
Now, children, |
| 00:51:26 |
and listen to Snow White. |
| 00:51:28 |
She's in charge. |
| 00:51:29 |
I won't be too late. Bye! |
| 00:51:32 |
But I-- |
| 00:51:33 |
Just, eh, play with them. |
| 00:51:35 |
It'll be easy as pie. |
| 00:51:37 |
Easy as-- |
| 00:51:42 |
[cheering] |
| 00:51:51 |
Finally, some "me" time. |
| 00:51:54 |
Ugh! Look at my hair. |
| 00:51:57 |
What a mess. |
| 00:52:00 |
Play with dolly? |
| 00:52:02 |
Oh, honey, |
| 00:52:04 |
right after I finish |
| 00:52:06 |
I promise. |
| 00:52:09 |
Hey! |
| 00:52:10 |
Aah! |
| 00:52:12 |
We want you |
| 00:52:13 |
In the backyard. |
| 00:52:15 |
Guys, I'll be done |
| 00:52:17 |
Then I promise |
| 00:52:23 |
[sighs] |
| 00:52:31 |
Ugh. I'll just be |
| 00:52:35 |
[humming] |
| 00:52:43 |
Oh! Hey! |
| 00:52:46 |
[laughing] |
| 00:52:48 |
Hey, come here. |
| 00:52:50 |
[laughing] |
| 00:52:51 |
You monsters! |
| 00:52:53 |
[laughing] |
| 00:52:54 |
Stop! |
| 00:52:55 |
Got it! |
| 00:52:57 |
Hey! Oh! |
| 00:52:59 |
Aah! |
| 00:53:00 |
[raspberry] |
| 00:53:01 |
[laughing] |
| 00:53:03 |
[running footsteps] |
| 00:53:06 |
[clatter] [laughter] |
| 00:53:18 |
Ha ha! |
| 00:53:19 |
Ohh! |
| 00:53:22 |
[panting] |
| 00:53:23 |
Hey! |
| 00:53:25 |
[panting, gasping] |
| 00:53:27 |
Whoop! Ohh! |
| 00:53:29 |
Oh. |
| 00:53:30 |
[sobbing] |
| 00:53:39 |
[child crying] |
| 00:53:45 |
Why are you crying? |
| 00:53:46 |
I'm the disaster. |
| 00:53:48 |
'Cause you don't like us. |
| 00:53:51 |
[crying continues] |
| 00:53:54 |
No, it's not you. |
| 00:53:57 |
It's just, I can't seem |
| 00:54:03 |
Try singing. |
| 00:54:05 |
That's what Mom does. |
| 00:54:07 |
# Hush, little baby # |
| 00:54:10 |
# Don't say a word # |
| 00:54:13 |
# Mama's gonna buy you |
| 00:54:18 |
# And if that mockingbird |
| 00:54:24 |
# Mama's gonna buy you |
| 00:54:29 |
# And if that diamond ring # |
| 00:54:33 |
# Turns brass # |
| 00:54:35 |
# Mama's gonna buy you |
| 00:54:40 |
# And if that looking |
| 00:54:45 |
# Mama's gonna buy you |
| 00:54:48 |
# And if that billy goat won't pull # |
| 00:54:52 |
# Mama's gonna buy you |
| 00:54:56 |
# And if that cart |
| 00:55:00 |
# Mama's gonna buy you |
| 00:55:03 |
# And if that dog |
| 00:55:07 |
# Mama's gonna buy you |
| 00:55:10 |
# And if that horse |
| 00:55:16 |
# You'll still be # |
| 00:55:17 |
# The sweetest girl |
| 00:55:22 |
Snow White, |
| 00:55:27 |
[Queen Grace] |
| 00:55:29 |
the mirror only tells |
| 00:55:32 |
True beauty comes |
| 00:55:35 |
Guys, I get it now. |
| 00:55:38 |
I want to help others, |
| 00:56:00 |
[snoring] |
| 00:56:12 |
[crash] |
| 00:56:14 |
[groans] |
| 00:56:17 |
Uh, time |
| 00:56:18 |
Awesome. |
| 00:56:19 |
It's good |
| 00:56:22 |
My Lady complains louder |
| 00:56:26 |
She sure is different |
| 00:56:28 |
No fooling. |
| 00:56:30 |
[groans] |
| 00:56:31 |
[Rumplestilskin] |
| 00:56:35 |
Our plan |
| 00:56:38 |
Our plan? |
| 00:56:39 |
I-- I mean your plan, |
| 00:56:43 |
If only Mother |
| 00:56:46 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:56:48 |
Becoming Queen is going |
| 00:56:51 |
than getting rid |
| 00:56:54 |
[laughter] |
| 00:56:56 |
Ooh, terrific. Poofarama. Poof, poof-- |
| 00:56:59 |
Will you stop that! |
| 00:57:00 |
[huffs] |
| 00:57:02 |
[horse whinnies] |
| 00:57:15 |
[horse neighs] |
| 00:57:16 |
What's this? |
| 00:57:30 |
All right, Pinocchio, |
| 00:57:32 |
Thanks, Snow White. |
| 00:57:34 |
You're welcome. |
| 00:57:37 |
Okay. |
| 00:57:39 |
[knocking] |
| 00:57:41 |
Peter. |
| 00:57:43 |
Snow White? |
| 00:57:44 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:57:46 |
I came looking for you. |
| 00:57:49 |
You want me to go |
| 00:57:50 |
Yes. |
| 00:57:52 |
But why? Hold this. |
| 00:57:53 |
To stop the wedding! |
| 00:57:55 |
Here. If it makes my father |
| 00:57:58 |
who am I to stop him? |
| 00:58:00 |
But he doesn't know what |
| 00:58:03 |
He doesn't know |
| 00:58:07 |
Hmm. I know |
| 00:58:10 |
There. |
| 00:58:13 |
I feel fantastic! |
| 00:58:16 |
Whoa! |
| 00:58:18 |
Thanks, buddy. |
| 00:58:20 |
And thanks a million, |
| 00:58:22 |
You're welcome. |
| 00:58:24 |
And stay off |
| 00:58:26 |
You got it. |
| 00:58:31 |
Hey, it's Snow White! |
| 00:58:33 |
Holla! |
| 00:58:35 |
[chuckles] |
| 00:58:36 |
[Humpty Dumpty] |
| 00:58:38 |
[Driver] |
| 00:58:40 |
[Humpty Dumpty] |
| 00:58:43 |
I'd like to help, |
| 00:58:45 |
but I'm not exactly welcome |
| 00:58:48 |
And besides, |
| 00:58:51 |
helping others. |
| 00:58:52 |
They need me. |
| 00:58:53 |
But your kingdom |
| 00:58:56 |
Your father needs you. |
| 00:58:57 |
Please. |
| 00:59:10 |
[moo] |
| 00:59:12 |
# [organ, "Wedding March"] |
| 00:59:47 |
[neigh] |
| 00:59:57 |
# ["Wedding March" continues] |
| 01:00:03 |
[sniveling] |
| 01:00:05 |
What is wrong |
| 01:00:08 |
Weddings |
| 01:00:10 |
[blows] |
| 01:00:12 |
We have gathered here today |
| 01:00:14 |
to join this man |
| 01:00:19 |
in holy matrimony. |
| 01:00:23 |
[gasps] |
| 01:00:31 |
I have an idea. |
| 01:00:40 |
[nervous chuckle] |
| 01:00:41 |
Can't we use the back door? |
| 01:00:43 |
No time. |
| 01:00:50 |
[screams] |
| 01:00:54 |
Ohhh! |
| 01:00:55 |
We've got to stop the wedding. |
| 01:00:57 |
But how? |
| 01:00:59 |
[Peter, Snow White] |
| 01:01:04 |
Snow White! |
| 01:01:05 |
Oh, it's good |
| 01:01:08 |
Am I too late? |
| 01:01:10 |
You couldn't cut it |
| 01:01:11 |
Come on. |
| 01:01:16 |
Do you, Lady Vain, |
| 01:01:20 |
to be your lawful |
| 01:01:24 |
to have and to hold through-- |
| 01:01:26 |
[Mirror] |
| 01:01:27 |
This might be trouble. |
| 01:01:30 |
...good times and bad-- |
| 01:01:33 |
Pssst! |
| 01:01:35 |
Psst. Poof. |
| 01:01:37 |
...from this day forward? |
| 01:01:40 |
Yes, yes, I do. |
| 01:01:42 |
Can we hurry |
| 01:01:44 |
Ahem. Oh, yes. |
| 01:01:47 |
And do you, King Cole-- |
| 01:01:49 |
Hello, |
| 01:01:51 |
[snickering] |
| 01:01:55 |
[spectators murmuring] |
| 01:01:56 |
Oh. |
| 01:01:57 |
Snow White. |
| 01:01:58 |
You're back. |
| 01:02:00 |
Now is not the best time |
| 01:02:03 |
Dad, if you truly love |
| 01:02:06 |
then marry her. |
| 01:02:08 |
I won't try to stop you. |
| 01:02:12 |
But if you're doing this |
| 01:02:14 |
then, well... |
| 01:02:17 |
I've changed. |
| 01:02:19 |
I found my way. |
| 01:02:20 |
Why must you ruin |
| 01:02:23 |
She hasn't changed at all. |
| 01:02:25 |
I mean, what has she |
| 01:02:28 |
[murmuring] |
| 01:02:32 |
[Pinocchio] |
| 01:02:36 |
And she put me back together |
| 01:02:39 |
She helped |
| 01:02:42 |
And helped me look prettier |
| 01:02:45 |
[Girl] |
| 01:02:48 |
[Girl #2] |
| 01:02:50 |
Wow. Girl really has changed. |
| 01:02:53 |
She did all the things |
| 01:02:57 |
Except one. |
| 01:03:02 |
I want to apologize |
| 01:03:06 |
Especially you, Dad. |
| 01:03:10 |
Everything you loved |
| 01:03:12 |
I hope you can love |
| 01:03:14 |
I just want |
| 01:03:17 |
[spectators murmur] |
| 01:03:22 |
[weeping] |
| 01:03:25 |
Maybe breaking the balance |
| 01:03:29 |
[Lady Vain] |
| 01:03:31 |
This isn't |
| 01:03:34 |
You may have spoken |
| 01:03:37 |
Mother always told me that |
| 01:03:40 |
I would be queen! |
| 01:03:41 |
And if I can't be queen, |
| 01:03:43 |
then, mirror mirror |
| 01:03:46 |
kill the fairest of them all! |
| 01:03:48 |
Kill Snow White! |
| 01:03:50 |
[spectators gasp] |
| 01:03:53 |
Ha-ha! |
| 01:03:57 |
[thunderclap] |
| 01:04:01 |
[gibbering] |
| 01:04:02 |
[screaming] |
| 01:04:04 |
Get me out of here! |
| 01:04:05 |
[crowd panicking] |
| 01:04:14 |
Aah! |
| 01:04:16 |
Uh! |
| 01:04:18 |
Hmm? |
| 01:04:32 |
Aah! |
| 01:04:34 |
Peter! No! |
| 01:04:36 |
[evil laughter] |
| 01:04:37 |
I have you now. |
| 01:04:52 |
[grunt] |
| 01:04:53 |
[grunt] |
| 01:05:07 |
Oh! |
| 01:05:17 |
No! |
| 01:05:30 |
Oh! |
| 01:05:31 |
[moaning] |
| 01:05:37 |
Aah! |
| 01:05:41 |
No! No! No! |
| 01:05:46 |
[sobbing] |
| 01:05:49 |
Oh! My magic mirror! |
| 01:05:52 |
Now I'll never be beautiful. |
| 01:05:54 |
[gasps] |
| 01:05:58 |
[sobbing] |
| 01:05:59 |
Please. Wait. |
| 01:06:01 |
Dad, may I? |
| 01:06:07 |
You don't need a magic |
| 01:06:12 |
Really? |
| 01:06:14 |
Really. |
| 01:06:18 |
Come on, lassie, |
| 01:06:29 |
My little prom queen has |
| 01:06:34 |
# [fanfare] |
| 01:06:56 |
All right, everybody. |
| 01:06:58 |
Let's party! |
| 01:07:01 |
[cheering, laughter] |
| 01:07:13 |
You don't mind dancing |
| 01:07:16 |
I wouldn't have it |
| 01:07:28 |
Now let's give |
| 01:07:32 |
No, don't! |
| 01:07:33 |
# Uh-oh-oh-ah # |
| 01:07:34 |
# Uh-uh oh-oh-ah # |
| 01:07:36 |
Woo-hoo! Come on! |
| 01:07:39 |
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! |
| 01:07:41 |
Go! Yeah, go! Ha ha! |
| 01:07:44 |
Now under! Now under! |
| 01:07:45 |
That's the way! |
| 01:07:48 |
Let's get down! |
| 01:07:53 |
# Holla, yeah # |
| 01:07:54 |
# We up in the party # |
| 01:07:56 |
# Like that # |
| 01:07:57 |
# Will it make me |
| 01:07:59 |
# Like that # |
| 01:08:01 |
# Will it make me |
| 01:08:03 |
# Like that # |
| 01:08:05 |
# Let's just dance |
| 01:08:07 |
# 'Cause we're takin' |
| 01:08:09 |
# Holla, yeah # |
| 01:08:10 |
# We up in the party # |
| 01:08:12 |
# Like that # |
| 01:08:14 |
# Uh-oh-oh-oh # |
| 01:08:15 |
# Uh-uh oh-oh-oh # |
| 01:08:18 |
# Uh-oh-oh-oh # |
| 01:08:20 |
# Uh-uh oh-oh-oh # |
| 01:08:21 |
# [drum roll, fanfare] |
| 01:08:40 |
# [hip-hop] |
| 01:08:45 |
# No sugar, |
| 01:08:49 |
# I'll never get enough # |
| 01:08:51 |
# No, never get enough # |
| 01:08:53 |
# I'll show you how, |
| 01:08:56 |
# Just try to keep up # |
| 01:08:59 |
# Try to keep up # |
| 01:09:00 |
# Can you keep up |
| 01:09:02 |
# Can you really |
| 01:09:04 |
# Do you think |
| 01:09:06 |
# Your friends tonight |
| 01:09:08 |
# No time |
| 01:09:10 |
# Hop in the V to the I-P # |
| 01:09:12 |
# Can you keep up? |
| 01:09:14 |
# Can you really |
| 01:09:16 |
# Can you keep up with me? # |
| 01:09:17 |
# All the ladies |
| 01:09:21 |
# They want to make the cut # |
| 01:09:25 |
# You know the fellas |
| 01:09:29 |
# So try to keep up # |
| 01:09:31 |
# Try to keep up # |
| 01:09:33 |
# Can you keep up with me? # |
| 01:09:34 |
# Can you really |
| 01:09:36 |
# Do you think |
| 01:09:38 |
# Your friends tonight |
| 01:09:41 |
# No time |
| 01:09:43 |
# Up in the V to the I-P # |
| 01:09:45 |
# Can you keep up? |
| 01:09:47 |
# Can you really |
| 01:09:49 |
# I'm swift on the strip |
| 01:09:52 |
# Chicks start to trip, |
| 01:09:54 |
# Tryin' to get seen |
| 01:09:55 |
# But it's kinda hard to see |
| 01:09:58 |
# Haters out of line |
| 01:09:59 |
# How I tip into the club, |
| 01:10:01 |
# I'm pick of the litter, kid, |
| 01:10:04 |
# I'm rippin' ribbons at the finish |
| 01:10:06 |
# Hit the floor with the honey |
| 01:10:08 |
# A missile with the hotties, |
| 01:10:10 |
# Whispered to her, she didn't hear |
| 01:10:12 |
# She needed repeatin', |
| 01:10:14 |
# Oh, you drank |
| 01:10:16 |
# We already |
| 01:10:18 |
# She want to see |
| 01:10:19 |
# Trust, it's lovely # |
| 01:10:21 |
# But she huff, |
| 01:10:22 |
# Can you keep up with me? # |
| 01:10:23 |
# Can you really |
| 01:10:25 |
# Do you think |
| 01:10:27 |
# Your friends tonight |
| 01:10:29 |
# No time |
| 01:10:31 |
# Up in the V to the I-P # |
| 01:10:33 |
# Can you keep up? |
| 01:10:36 |
# Can you really |
| 01:10:37 |
# Oh-oh # |
| 01:10:40 |
# Can you really |
| 01:10:42 |
# Do you think |
| 01:10:43 |
# Your friends tonight |
| 01:10:46 |
# No time |
| 01:10:48 |
# Up in the V to the I-P # |
| 01:10:50 |
# Can you keep up? |
| 01:10:52 |
# Can you really |
| 01:10:53 |
# Can you keep up with me? # |
| 01:10:55 |
# [pop] |
| 01:10:56 |
# You're running |
| 01:11:00 |
# They must be |
| 01:11:04 |
# With such |
| 01:11:08 |
# And such a tiny |
| 01:11:12 |
# Little by little # |
| 01:11:14 |
# Let a light in your heart # |
| 01:11:16 |
# Take a step and stand up |
| 01:11:20 |
# You can make it |
| 01:11:22 |
# But you still |
| 01:11:24 |
# 'Cause little by little # |
| 01:11:26 |
# Is a lot more |
| 01:11:31 |
# At all # |
| 01:11:35 |
# [vocalizing] |
| 01:11:38 |
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