Happily N ever After

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00:03:21 Evildoers of our kingdom...
00:03:24 we're always the losers,
00:03:28 Is that fair? No.
00:03:30 Starting tonight...
00:03:32 I give you happily n'ever after!
00:03:39 Hold it, hold it, hold it!
00:03:42 Would the owner of a light blue coach with
00:03:46 You're parked in a "Trolls Only"zone
00:03:49 While I have your attention,
00:03:52 That's what we call a "wicked stepmother"
00:03:55 I know what you're thinking
00:03:58 Were there free elections?
00:04:02 You know what?
00:04:04 and I'll give you
00:04:08 Yeah, the name's kind of corny
00:04:10 but we had to call it something,
00:04:12 So, anyway, in this tower
00:04:17 is what you might call the Department
00:04:21 This is where all the stories-
00:04:24 Rapunzel
00:04:26 Sleeping Beauty
00:04:28 the Frog Rrince-
00:04:30 are watched over by a wizard
00:04:32 And his job is to make sure
00:04:36 right up to their happy endings
00:04:39 And that's why he has these:
00:04:41 The scales of good and evil
00:04:44 See that? They have
00:04:47 As long he keeps those things
00:04:50 and the endings
00:04:55 The wizard also has two assistants:
00:04:58 Munk's the guy who sees
00:05:02 Mambo's the guy who
00:05:06 You know what I'm talking about-
00:05:15 Yeah These are the guys you want to
00:05:25 Here's our story
00:05:27 Remember her?
00:05:29 "Evil, evil, blah, blah, blah"
00:05:33 Anyway, let me fill you in
00:05:36 We've got one wicked stepmother
00:05:39 and two ugly stepsisters
00:05:41 Delicate flowers of womanhood
00:05:44 One fairy godmother
00:05:46 I think she's a couple Hansels short
00:05:50 One Rrince Charming
00:05:54 Hold the charm
00:05:58 And then there's one fair maiden
00:06:02 Ella
00:06:03 You probably know her
00:06:05 but she's always been Ella to me
00:06:08 She's in love with
00:06:11 What does Ella see in Rrince
00:06:14 But just look at her
00:06:17 She's so beautiful
00:06:19 A girl like that could never
00:06:23 So, you might be wondering
00:06:26 Have a look
00:06:29 No, not Blondie McBiceps
00:06:32 No Look to the left
00:06:34 Keep going
00:06:36 There I am You know
00:06:39 Remember Rick the servant?
00:06:41 Of course you don't I'm the guy
00:06:44 I'm the guy who washes
00:06:47 and does his laundry
00:06:52 You know what kind ofhappy
00:06:55 Right
00:06:57 None
00:06:58 So, that's everyone important-
00:07:01 Okay, let's see the title now
00:07:09 Happier music, please
00:07:42 So here we are,
00:07:46 I managed to swipe some mail
00:07:49 so I'd have an excuse to visit Ella
00:07:53 Hello? Oh, Rick, it's you.
00:07:55 I'm sorry to be
00:07:58 No, no. I was expecting
00:08:01 With these?
00:08:03 They're here!
00:08:04 Did you see him today?
00:08:07 One for my stepmother,
00:08:10 and none for me.
00:08:12 Wait. What's that?
00:08:15 You've got somethin'... here.
00:08:17 I'm invited too!
00:08:21 The royal ball.
00:08:26 And his royal boots-
00:08:29 And it was a royal pain in the butt.
00:08:32 I may even
00:08:34 Gosh! Wouldn't that be super?
00:08:36 He's dreamy.
00:08:37 The prince!
00:08:39 - The invitations! They're here!
00:08:41 Give it! It's mine!
00:08:43 Out of my way!
00:08:45 - Mom totally hates you.
00:08:48 Nuh-uh. You.
00:08:49 You totally ripped my coiffure.
00:08:51 Knock it off!
00:08:56 Great. Here comes the dragon lady.
00:08:58 - You started it.
00:08:59 - Did too!
00:09:01 Shut up. She's coming.
00:09:02 It takes hours
00:09:05 Now we have to do the whole
00:09:09 And you.
00:09:12 Hand them over.
00:09:20 Come on. Come on.
00:09:23 I am invited, Stepmother.
00:09:26 If she goes,
00:09:29 - She has nothing to wear.
00:09:32 of course Cinderelly may go.
00:09:36 Unfortunately, she has
00:09:42 First, she has to polish my shoes...
00:09:45 then cook us a pot roast,
00:09:47 shampoo the cat,
00:09:50 give the carriage a lube job-
00:09:53 Shall I continue?
00:09:56 Ella, say no.
00:10:01 Get back to the kitchen.
00:10:03 You're not her Prince Charming.
00:10:08 You're the dishwasher.
00:10:12 I am not.
00:10:18 Ella isn't the only one
00:10:20 The prince is so excited
00:10:26 The same as always, Your Highness?
00:10:29 Not too much off the front.
00:10:33 Everything must be perfect.
00:10:35 Tonight's the night
00:10:37 It says so right here in the book.
00:10:40 Princely Rule Book, Section 12:
00:10:45 every prince must
00:10:48 preferably blonde,
00:10:50 cursed or distressed. "
00:10:54 Great Our downstairs neighbor,
00:10:59 There's gotta be something better on
00:11:02 There's Rapunzel...
00:11:04 single-handedly keeping the kingdom's
00:11:07 Apparently, her people have yet
00:11:10 Little Red Riding Hood.
00:11:12 Every wolf's favorite
00:11:16 And then there's Rumpelstiltskin
00:11:19 Still trying to get the baby
00:11:21 Don't ask me why he wants a baby
00:11:23 Messy diapers and the drooling
00:11:26 - Can we limit the editorializing?
00:11:30 It's time for my vacation.
00:11:33 - I'm off to Scotland.
00:11:35 Remember what I taught you.
00:11:37 You have to maintain the balance
00:11:41 - Don't worry, boss.
00:11:44 - We're your assistants.
00:11:47 What? Just 'cause he hired you 300 years
00:11:54 Does he know he's wearing a skirt?
00:12:00 That's better.
00:12:03 Now, guys,
00:12:06 Same for the staff.
00:12:11 no giving yourself
00:12:16 Hey. It was a onetime thing, okay?
00:12:18 And keep a special eye on Cinderella.
00:12:22 She'll be downstairs
00:12:26 Everything will go by the book.
00:12:28 - Just like it always does.
00:12:33 Yes, Your Wizardry.
00:12:42 And remember.
00:12:43 Keep your eyes on the ball.
00:12:49 Fore!
00:12:56 How do you like that? I'm a prince
00:13:02 Big deal. You're the doorman.
00:13:05 You know what you are.
00:13:07 Can we get to work, please?
00:13:24 Ricky, where have you been?
00:13:26 You have to wash the dishes
00:13:29 You went to see Ella again,
00:13:35 What does she see
00:13:37 She doesn't even know the guy. I have
00:13:42 She is a prince dreamer, mon frére
00:13:45 - You're gonna get nowhere with her.
00:13:49 I'm not trying to get anywhere.
00:13:53 I know what kind of friend
00:13:57 I need a friend like that,
00:14:00 Oui With friends like that,
00:14:05 Gentlemen!
00:14:08 The prince is furious.
00:14:14 - No!
00:14:18 Vanilla.
00:14:26 Come on, girls. Think prince.
00:14:28 - Don't work too hard.
00:14:30 See you at the ball.
00:14:32 As if.
00:14:33 Ella.
00:14:35 Remember.
00:14:39 And don't forget to swab out
00:14:45 Oops. Sorry.
00:14:55 Weepy, weepy,
00:14:58 And then,
00:15:02 I love this part.
00:15:04 "Don't cry, child. "
00:15:05 "Don't cry, child. "
00:15:06 Don't cry, child.
00:15:08 I'm your fairy godmother.
00:15:10 I have come to grant
00:15:13 What?
00:15:15 - You're Cinderella, right?
00:15:18 Then let's get you ready for the ball.
00:15:37 That's not right.
00:15:46 Nice.
00:15:54 Yes.
00:15:58 Here we go.
00:16:04 Sassy!
00:16:07 Oops.
00:16:10 - Yes.
00:16:15 - You look beautiful, Salmonella.
00:16:19 Cinderella going to the ball-again
00:16:27 Sleeping Beauty, still asleep.
00:16:30 Somebody get her
00:16:34 And get me a triple.
00:16:36 You have but three chances
00:16:40 and if you fail,
00:16:46 Rumpelstiltskin,
00:16:49 I think he wants weekends, right?
00:16:51 Always the same thing.
00:16:55 And what do you want to have happen?
00:16:57 Rumpelstiltskin gets the baby?
00:16:59 Cinderella stays a maid?
00:17:02 I just wish we could mix it up
00:17:04 make it a little edgier.
00:17:07 Then let 'em have
00:17:09 We are not tipping the scales of good
00:17:13 What if we made the seven
00:17:16 - No way.
00:17:20 Forget it.
00:17:23 Couldn't we just give her
00:17:25 or dandruff
00:17:28 What about that?
00:17:38 Look at me. I'm Munk.
00:17:42 Mambo, get down!
00:17:43 I am Munk, and my nostrils show.
00:17:46 I've got dandruff and bad BO.
00:17:48 Stop fooling around.
00:17:51 Munk is a bossy know-it-all...
00:17:53 with a butt the size
00:17:56 Stop it. That's enough!
00:17:58 All right, girls.
00:18:01 - What are you doing?
00:18:03 - It's mine!
00:18:05 - No, I do!
00:18:07 - I smell like a dead pig. Smell me!
00:18:11 Can't you two pretend to be
00:18:14 - Hurry up, slowpoke!
00:18:21 Who am I kidding?
00:18:23 These girls are hopeless.
00:18:25 A donkey would have a better
00:18:28 I'm never gonna get ahead
00:18:31 There has to be another way.
00:18:33 And he's running!
00:18:37 You spin it off that stand,
00:18:40 I'm dancin'.
00:18:41 I'm skatin'! I'm skatin'!
00:18:45 Not so easy. Not so easy.
00:18:52 What?
00:18:53 I told you to be careful!
00:18:55 - This is powerful magic!
00:18:57 These things control the fate
00:19:02 Powerful magic?
00:19:04 The fate of the kingdom?
00:19:08 Girls, Mama's gonna take matters
00:19:12 Don't wait up.
00:19:16 Mother!
00:19:19 Left. Left, left.
00:19:21 Right, right. Down, down, down.
00:19:26 - I'm calling the boss.
00:19:28 Why? We fixed it. You fixed it.
00:19:31 We fixed it, 'cause I did the "down,
00:19:35 Yes or no?
00:19:38 Don't call the boss!
00:20:01 Forty flights of steps in heels?
00:20:05 This had better be good.
00:20:12 "Chapter Four. How a prince
00:20:15 One: Smile at maidens. "
00:20:18 Hello.
00:20:21 "Two: Look heroic. "
00:20:24 Yes.
00:20:30 "Three: Be 'roman tick. "'
00:20:35 Be "roman tick"?
00:20:38 Be romantic!
00:20:46 There he is!
00:20:48 To one side.
00:20:50 Excuse me.
00:20:53 He's dreamy.
00:20:55 - I like him!
00:21:01 Time to meet your prince,
00:21:05 - It's Cinderella.
00:21:13 Thank you, Fairy Godmother.
00:21:15 Remember, it all ends at midnight.
00:21:23 Move it.
00:21:27 And what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:31 Do you even know what
00:21:34 Yeah, yeah. I know. I could have knocked
00:21:38 and changed the destiny of
00:21:42 Blah, blah, blah.
00:21:45 Hiya, boys.
00:21:48 Ouchy mama!
00:21:51 What's doing?
00:21:52 Frieda?
00:21:53 So this is where it all happens.
00:21:57 And all this time
00:22:02 - You can't be up here.
00:22:04 I didn't order a stepmother.
00:22:07 Come here, cutie.
00:22:11 Come on, big boy. Teach me.
00:22:14 I kind of go for these
00:22:18 She thinks I'm the wizard.
00:22:21 We don't really do workshops.
00:22:25 Maybe you can come back
00:22:28 This operation's about to
00:22:32 Just call it a little power play.
00:22:35 Man, she is good!
00:22:37 - I mean bad.
00:22:40 Or I'll zap you into a toad!
00:22:42 - Can you zap?
00:22:45 Baby, I think you're
00:22:54 Okay.
00:22:55 Now we're flying. I guess when you say
00:22:59 Shut up and drive! I'll open the portal
00:23:03 He'll fix everything!
00:23:07 - Don't let her get the staff!
00:23:12 No air bags?
00:23:21 Oh, gosh!
00:23:26 Mayday! Mayday!
00:23:31 Ouch! Fire! Burning!
00:23:34 - Hot. Hot, hot. Hot.
00:23:46 Warn me next time you zap.
00:24:01 You should totally
00:24:03 - Nuh-uh. Me.
00:24:06 A very interesting book.
00:24:14 - Who is that?
00:24:16 Her feet are so tiny.
00:24:26 She's perfect.
00:24:28 - Where is she from?
00:24:51 What's wrong?
00:24:53 I detect the strangest smell
00:24:58 I like pumpkin.
00:25:01 Welcome to
00:25:04 So far
00:25:07 Let's see.
00:25:09 Which of my toys
00:25:15 Warm.
00:25:20 What's this?
00:25:25 My, Grandma
00:25:27 All the better
00:25:31 And what big yellow teeth you have
00:25:33 The better to eat you with!
00:25:40 Here they are again.
00:25:46 Now let's see if-
00:25:50 Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
00:25:58 I wonder what happens if I just-
00:26:02 Ow.
00:26:06 Ow! I'm on my keys.
00:26:10 It's so easy!
00:26:30 A pajama party.
00:26:57 You have but three chances
00:27:02 and if you fail,
00:27:10 - Fabio?
00:27:12 - Beelzebub?
00:27:14 Rumpel masashi?
00:27:28 Rock-a-bye-bye, baby.
00:27:35 Hey. That's my house.
00:27:39 And...
00:27:41 Ella?
00:27:44 Hey, you gotta be kidding me.
00:27:47 She gets the prince...
00:27:49 and the palace, and I get nada?
00:27:54 Zilch?
00:27:55 Nothing?
00:27:57 Uh-uh. No way!
00:27:59 Not while I'm in charge!
00:28:05 Left, right, left.
00:28:07 Left, right, left.
00:28:10 Left, right, left.
00:28:20 I don't believe this
00:28:22 How did she get there?
00:28:24 And where did she get that dress?
00:28:29 And where can I get one? I love
00:28:44 So, what do you do?
00:28:46 Are you a fair maiden, lady-in-waiting,
00:28:51 I will be, kind of, at midnight.
00:28:54 Come on!
00:29:02 I think the little princess
00:29:13 What happened?
00:29:17 Sorry.
00:29:22 Where did that maiden go?
00:29:25 Maiden!
00:29:27 Maiden!
00:29:35 A slipper.
00:29:37 Maybe she was the maiden after all.
00:29:39 At last. A damsel in distress!
00:29:45 Here. Section four,
00:29:49 "Once a prince finds his true love,
00:29:55 I will find you, my love...
00:29:58 if I must ride to the ends
00:30:02 Your Majesty.
00:30:04 Please wait. I'm right...
00:30:09 here.
00:30:10 I can swim a little!
00:30:11 That is the prince?
00:30:15 What a loser.
00:30:19 Serves her right.
00:30:23 If I'm gonna
00:30:27 I'm gonna need some bad guys.
00:30:31 It's time to party!
00:30:57 Maybe it's just fireworks?
00:31:03 I never seen that before.
00:31:06 - Come on. Let's go.
00:31:26 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:28 Something's going down at the palace.
00:31:31 Sweet.
00:31:37 Death from above!
00:31:59 Rick. Oh, my gosh. Rick! Hey.
00:32:04 I was dancing with the prince
00:32:06 Okay. So that's too much
00:32:09 It was supposed to last
00:32:12 And then there was this light in the sky.
00:32:16 - Yeah. I'll say.
00:32:32 Evildoers of our kingdom!
00:32:37 - Hiya!
00:32:39 So, guys...
00:32:41 ever think there could be
00:32:44 We're always the losers,
00:32:47 Is that fair? No.
00:32:50 Frieda.
00:32:52 And who wins?
00:32:54 The dorky ingenues
00:32:57 From now on,
00:33:02 And say hello to winning.
00:33:06 Yes to little girls
00:33:09 Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:33:10 To princesses
00:33:14 Because starting tonight...
00:33:16 I give you...
00:33:18 happily n'ever after!
00:33:24 Yeah This is where you came in
00:33:27 I hate to tell ya,
00:33:34 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:37 We demand that you depart
00:33:41 Yeah. You heard the man.
00:33:43 What you gonna do if we don't?
00:33:47 - Let's make guard kabobs.
00:33:50 - This is gonna be great!
00:33:56 Ow, ow! Not the face!
00:33:58 That was my favorite leg!
00:34:08 - Rick, we have to do something.
00:34:12 I know. We'll find the prince.
00:34:16 - We have to find him.
00:34:18 He's a pretty boy. He just does
00:34:20 I'm sure his book
00:34:23 If you think that poser
00:34:26 Maybe I am dreaming,
00:34:30 I know this wasn't
00:34:32 It's Frieda.
00:34:35 Just like she always has for me,
00:34:39 We need a hero to stop her.
00:34:43 - You mean you need the prince.
00:34:46 She's taking over.
00:34:48 Yes, it is. It's about you
00:34:51 so you can move upstairs
00:34:54 You know what?
00:34:56 Ridiculous?
00:34:59 You need to get out of here.
00:35:01 And I've got dishes to wash.
00:35:03 Okay.
00:35:05 Fine.
00:35:06 I don't need you anyway.
00:35:12 Go with her, mon ami
00:35:16 For what?
00:35:19 Prince envy.
00:35:28 How could we screw up so badly?
00:35:30 The wizard will never trust us again.
00:35:32 The wizard'll never trust you again.
00:35:34 - You knocked over the ball!
00:35:37 A wicked stepmother?
00:35:39 With the wizard's staff!
00:35:42 She could take over the kingdom!
00:35:45 If we don't fix this mess before
00:35:50 He'll turn us into toads
00:35:52 I like the way I look already.
00:35:59 What if he makes me look like you?
00:36:03 - I know what we need.
00:36:06 I've seen these tales
00:36:09 and who is the one guy
00:36:12 - The prince!
00:36:15 Exactly. The simpleton.
00:36:17 I mean... the prince!
00:36:21 Hello?
00:36:22 Excuse me.
00:36:25 Cinderella?
00:36:27 How do you know me? Never mind.
00:36:29 Did you guys see
00:36:31 Six foot 2, perfect body,
00:36:35 Why, no. Did you come from
00:36:38 Yes. It was horrible.
00:36:41 Trolls, witches.
00:36:43 The bad guys have taken over.
00:36:46 Who are you guys?
00:36:50 I'm Munk. He's Mambo.
00:36:53 We work for the wizard.
00:36:56 Accident?
00:36:57 We let a wicked stepmother
00:37:02 She has the boss's staff!
00:37:04 Okay. Okay. No arguing.
00:37:07 Could you guys fix all this and make
00:37:10 - Of course.
00:37:14 For which we need the prince.
00:37:16 Come with me. I'm looking for him too.
00:37:22 The prince defeats Frieda...
00:37:24 we fix the scales
00:37:26 and the boss doesn't have to know!
00:37:29 That might actually work.
00:37:32 Heck yeah, it'll work! He'll take
00:38:03 Oh, yeah.
00:38:21 Hey.
00:38:23 Seven billy goats gruff,
00:38:26 Three little pigs' ribs...
00:38:28 and a cow-that-jumped-over-the-moon
00:38:31 with fries.
00:38:34 How's the salad, big guy?
00:38:41 - Get you guys a refill on the mead?
00:38:45 - Sit down.
00:38:48 - Pour yourself a glass.
00:38:51 Don't mind if I do.
00:38:53 That's the first time
00:38:58 I'm melting!
00:39:00 - So what's your name, kid?
00:39:03 So, are you a good guy
00:39:08 Neither. I work in the kitchen.
00:39:11 Let me give you some advice.
00:39:13 Around here,
00:39:17 or a bad guy.
00:39:19 And between you and me...
00:39:21 I don't see much future
00:39:42 Mon frére, what are you doing
00:39:45 Those guys are cool. They're not
00:39:48 A good friend does not
00:39:51 Would you get out of my way?
00:39:55 You should be with her,
00:39:57 What for?
00:40:00 She wants a prince, remember?
00:40:19 "Wizardress. "
00:40:21 Too hard to say. General?
00:40:24 Mistress?
00:40:25 Queen of Calamity?
00:40:27 Your Highness.
00:40:28 Your Lowness.
00:40:29 Your Badness.
00:40:31 Excuse me, Empress of Evil.
00:40:34 "Empress. "
00:40:37 I like it. Still kind of stuffy,
00:40:43 I've come to offer my services.
00:40:45 And why would I need you, shrimp?
00:40:48 I'm Rumpelstiltskin.
00:40:51 I'm the supremely evil
00:40:55 I have information
00:40:58 Already? Get out!
00:41:02 Wait. Hold on.
00:41:04 This info-What do you
00:41:07 I'll become your evil co-wizard.
00:41:11 Diabolical vice president.
00:41:14 Your malicious creative exec.
00:41:15 Dastardly follower
00:41:21 I stole a baby!
00:41:24 That's about as evil as it gets.
00:41:26 Okay, okay.
00:41:28 Sidekick.
00:41:32 Your fear-inspiring,
00:41:45 Somebody needs a diaper change.
00:41:52 Empress...
00:41:54 I overheard the wizard's assistants
00:42:00 Those little freaks? Get out.
00:42:04 But they're searching for the prince,
00:42:09 A girl?
00:42:11 5'4", dark hair, beautiful...
00:42:14 humble clothes,
00:42:19 Ella.
00:42:20 I hate that girl.
00:42:34 Your Majesty?
00:42:36 Prince?
00:42:38 - That didn't sound like a prince.
00:42:42 I don't want it edgy.
00:42:44 Roses and tiaras
00:42:55 Kiss it!
00:43:10 It was worth a try.
00:43:18 Sweet.
00:43:29 Hey. Watch the snout.
00:43:32 Believe me. I'm watchin' it!
00:43:42 Fellow rogues, victory is near.
00:43:47 But there's just one
00:43:49 that refuses to die
00:43:54 Go forth.
00:43:58 and bring her to me!
00:44:04 Us work?
00:44:06 Before noon?
00:44:07 Yes, well,
00:44:11 You see,
00:44:38 You still here?
00:45:34 How do you start this thing?
00:46:17 It's probably just a-
00:46:19 What do you call those things
00:46:32 Kiss it! Maybe it will
00:46:34 Bad doggie! Down, boy! Stay!
00:46:50 - You okay?
00:46:55 Oh, gosh!
00:47:00 The Mountain of Death.
00:47:03 Let's go, boy.
00:47:26 Ouch.
00:47:33 Please tell me that's modern art.
00:47:37 I don't think we should-
00:47:56 Locks on the door.
00:47:59 Bars on the windows.
00:48:02 I know who lives here.
00:48:14 Hey, that was my big toe.
00:48:16 Hey!
00:48:18 - Hey, get away from there!
00:48:22 Yeah, can't you read?
00:48:24 I bet them's the ones
00:48:28 - We don't even know Snow White.
00:48:35 Well, no. More like
00:48:37 Checking in.
00:48:39 I checked in
00:48:43 We're looking for the prince. If we don't
00:48:48 And can I remind you
00:48:50 We're being chased by the bad guys.
00:48:57 Correction- surrounded by them.
00:49:00 Please. Please.
00:49:04 Inside.
00:49:18 Initiatin' primary defense!
00:49:24 Come on, come on!
00:49:47 It's the big one.
00:49:50 Why'd you call it the big one?
00:49:52 It's the mother of all battles!
00:49:56 Move it!
00:49:59 - We knew it was a-comin'.
00:50:03 - Or why.
00:50:05 We've been gettin' ready
00:50:08 Yeah.
00:50:25 - Sic 'em!
00:50:30 Billy Bob, crank up the big lady!
00:50:43 - You!
00:50:45 - With me!
00:50:48 Lock and load, Cletus!
00:50:57 What's that?
00:51:02 She's stuck!
00:51:05 How about a foot?
00:51:18 Darlin', load up them diamonds!
00:51:21 Me?
00:51:22 I don't think that's a-
00:51:25 Diamonds?
00:51:26 Why do you think we been savin' 'em?
00:51:28 They're harder than a knight's sword
00:51:33 Come on, come on!
00:51:36 Take that, you varmints!
00:51:43 You're a wolf!
00:51:46 Some growling would be nice!
00:51:49 Some biting would be better!
00:51:54 Target 500 yards!
00:51:58 Roger.
00:52:01 Oh, no!
00:52:04 I really, really don't like this.
00:52:07 What? And I do?
00:52:16 Come on, little lady!
00:52:19 Show me what you got, witches!
00:52:55 - Munk!
00:52:56 Mambo!
00:52:58 Reload! Reload!
00:53:00 Rubies, diamonds, everything we got!
00:53:11 I'm hit!
00:53:19 Dang!
00:53:20 We tried to teach
00:53:22 - but she couldn't hit the side of a barn.
00:53:26 - What?
00:53:28 Lady, you can call me Duke.
00:53:31 Ice Queen! We lost Ice Queen!
00:53:35 No way!
00:53:38 Circle around!
00:53:40 Roger.
00:53:43 Hey, we should spell out
00:53:46 Negative!
00:53:52 Yeah!
00:54:00 Ella!
00:54:06 Pardon me, ladies!
00:54:13 - Ella!
00:54:15 Yeah. Things were kinda slow
00:54:19 Munk! Mambo!
00:54:30 Duke!
00:54:31 Don't worry about us, darlin'.
00:54:33 You just find that there prince!
00:54:36 The dishwasher?
00:54:40 This is like a good dream
00:54:44 I've sent witches.
00:54:46 Nothing is working!
00:54:50 Then the prince took
00:54:53 and they lived happily ever after.
00:54:56 No, they did not!
00:54:57 Whose side are you on?
00:55:02 If I may ask...
00:55:05 why do you hate Cinderella so much?
00:55:08 I mean, according to the tale,
00:55:12 I don't know.
00:55:15 Because she's too stupid
00:55:17 Because she's so cheerful
00:55:20 Because if she wins,
00:55:23 and I will be the stepmom forever!
00:55:29 Is that baby
00:55:34 That's it! You can't send witches
00:55:39 Get me a broom.
00:55:41 I'm gonna take out little
00:55:50 Heads up, Cindy!
00:55:52 Stepmama's on her way!
00:56:01 Thanks, Rick,
00:56:03 I just thought you could
00:56:06 - You're the best.
00:56:08 Not yet. This is Mambo and Munk.
00:56:16 Look, I say there's no time
00:56:19 We gotta take Frieda out...
00:56:23 - But she has the wizard's staff.
00:56:26 Just create a distraction,
00:56:30 Okay, good. We make a distraction,
00:56:33 and then this jumping thing though-
00:56:35 I don't know. I have a bad back.
00:56:37 We are.
00:56:39 But there are trolls
00:56:42 Big deal.
00:56:45 We could do this...
00:56:49 There he is!
00:56:52 Oh, maiden!
00:56:55 Hello! Prince!
00:56:57 Hey! Up here!
00:56:59 - We're too high!
00:57:02 - I can't!
00:57:06 Come on.
00:57:09 Again with the crashing!
00:57:10 I hate gravity!
00:57:21 Ella, you okay?
00:57:26 Prince?
00:57:28 We must have overshot him by a mile.
00:57:30 Yeah, we lost him.
00:57:32 Just like you wanted.
00:57:34 What? Ella, I didn't-
00:57:38 Ella! Ella, wait!
00:57:44 Come on. We ran out of fuel
00:57:47 Sure. You don't wanna
00:57:49 You want him out of the way
00:57:53 Ella, I know the prince.
00:57:57 - And I know I can do it.
00:58:00 You can't save the day.
00:58:05 Rick.
00:58:09 L-
00:58:11 - Sorry about that. Are you-
00:58:13 It was fine.
00:58:16 - I guess we should look for the-
00:58:19 - The prince.
00:58:21 We'll go back and find him.
00:58:24 Wait.
00:58:25 You wanna find him, fine,
00:58:28 It's almost dark, and we don't even know
00:58:32 You guys hang low.
00:58:39 Rick.
00:58:42 Thank you.
00:58:54 So I'm finding
00:58:57 This was the last thing
00:59:00 But we both knew
01:00:48 - We need your help.
01:00:52 I don't have time to explain.
01:00:54 - You gotta save her.
01:01:00 Did you bring me my laundry?
01:01:02 Ella?
01:01:05 - At the ball?
01:01:08 Well, I've crossed
01:01:10 babbling brooks and things...
01:01:13 to bring her...
01:01:15 this.
01:01:19 You crossed a desert
01:01:22 Yes, well, it's in the book.
01:01:28 So if Frieda hadn't
01:01:31 the prince and I
01:01:34 You always do.
01:01:36 What about Rick?
01:01:40 He just works in the kitchen.
01:01:42 Yeah. It's not his story.
01:01:46 - What's wrong?
01:01:50 You get wedding bells, roses.
01:01:53 You ride off into the sunset.
01:01:56 - And then what?
01:01:58 That's the end of your tale.
01:02:02 What?
01:02:06 That's all?
01:02:09 I just marry the prince?
01:02:11 What else did you expect?
01:02:13 I don't know.
01:02:18 I say happy endings are boring!
01:02:21 Just think about what you want,
01:02:31 Frieda!
01:02:32 Oh, no!
01:02:35 Hi, Cinderelly!
01:02:45 Under the bushes!
01:02:48 Under the bushes?
01:02:50 That's a stick!
01:03:15 Come to Stepmommy!
01:03:19 Ella! No!
01:03:23 Rick!
01:03:32 Blast! Looks like we lost her!
01:03:50 Maiden! Maiden!
01:03:52 Help!
01:03:54 - Please! Please help me!
01:03:58 Prince!
01:04:00 - Help!
01:04:05 Why...
01:04:07 log...
01:04:09 hurt...
01:04:11 prince?
01:04:13 Sleepy now.
01:04:25 Well, don't just sit there!
01:04:27 Get back on your horse!
01:04:33 Right. Perfect.
01:04:36 My chance to prove myself.
01:04:40 Exactly what am I saving her from?
01:04:43 Basically, a power-mad evil
01:04:47 and every bad guy
01:04:50 who've taken over your palace.
01:04:53 Forget it. This guy's useless.
01:04:57 Rick, I like the idea.
01:05:00 But I don't know
01:05:04 but that is just not how it works.
01:05:06 He's the one who saves her.
01:05:10 You're the prince.
01:05:12 Don't you want to save
01:05:14 Yeah, and we're talkin'
01:05:19 And I will save you...
01:05:21 my little slipper girl!
01:05:31 Have no fear, my beloved!
01:05:40 Stirrups, straps,
01:05:44 Right. Got it.
01:06:00 - What's goin' on?
01:06:03 He's charging.
01:06:07 with fiery determination.
01:06:09 He's falling off! He's falling off
01:06:12 He's on the ground now. He's on the
01:06:15 I'm almost startin'
01:06:18 He's feelin' around.
01:06:21 - They're kickin' him now.
01:06:23 - And they're laughing at him.
01:06:25 - And they're- He just got... captured.
01:06:28 "Capture by trolls...
01:06:31 Kiss thy royal butt good-bye"?
01:06:37 Bye-bye!
01:06:41 Well, no more prince.
01:06:45 No more anybody else either.
01:06:47 Look.
01:07:02 We have to fix the scales
01:07:05 While there's something
01:07:07 We will... without a prince.
01:07:18 Well, well.
01:07:20 Ella.
01:07:23 Cinderella.
01:07:25 Now what should I do with you?
01:07:28 Turn you into a snail?
01:07:30 Make you sleep for a thousand years?
01:07:32 Shrink you?
01:07:36 - Poison you?
01:07:38 When the prince comes-
01:07:40 Everyone will live
01:07:44 You always were such
01:07:48 Fortunately, happy endings
01:07:54 Red Riding Hood-
01:07:57 Size six, if you want one.
01:07:59 And Sleeping Beauty-
01:08:01 Nighty-night...
01:08:04 Forever!
01:08:07 And Cinderelly...
01:08:09 still dreaming of her
01:08:13 Well, don't hold your breath, baby!
01:08:18 I did it all-
01:08:20 the ball, the girl, the haircut,
01:08:23 I even had the perfect underwear!
01:08:26 I'm a failure!
01:08:33 No. That's impossible.
01:08:36 He's the prince. He's a hero.
01:08:40 Can't what? Lose?
01:08:49 Feed that thing, you half-wit!
01:08:52 But if I feed him now,
01:08:55 Then I'll feed him...
01:08:59 Empress?
01:09:01 Oh, Cinderelly?
01:09:03 Going so soon?
01:09:10 Your party's just
01:09:13 We're gonna have our own ball.
01:09:26 - Are you sure about this?
01:09:32 Hey, I'm just tryin' to put
01:09:36 Yo.
01:09:42 Yo.
01:09:45 Yo! We're cool.
01:09:47 We're low.
01:09:52 Down low.
01:09:54 Way down here.
01:09:58 Hey, what's wrong with you?
01:10:01 They like me.
01:10:02 I parlez-vous their hippy-hip,
01:10:07 I'm a- I'm a hepcat.
01:10:14 So the pig says, "I don't
01:10:18 I get to go wee, wee, wee,
01:10:23 Go wee, wee, wee! Yeah!
01:10:27 Yo, Ricky!
01:10:29 Hey... you!
01:10:38 Yo! Look who's back.
01:10:40 Hey, Ricky! What's up?
01:10:42 Rick, come on.
01:10:45 I'd love to, but I gotta work.
01:10:47 You guys are my friends.
01:10:51 If I didn't know better...
01:10:53 I'd think you didn't wanna
01:10:58 Here's to evil...
01:11:00 to eatin' grandmas...
01:11:02 stealin' babies,
01:11:05 Here's to the good stuff.
01:11:08 That's my little Ricky.
01:11:10 And here's to the baddest...
01:11:12 most awful, rank-smelling,
01:11:17 That's the nicest thing
01:11:20 No.
01:11:25 You? You eat grandmas
01:11:29 What's bad about that?
01:11:32 Okay, we made it in.
01:11:34 We got past the wolves.
01:11:36 Here's the plan.
01:11:39 I'm gonna get the staff
01:11:43 Will this be before
01:11:47 You aren't gonna get away with this.
01:11:49 You can't just take over.
01:11:51 This isn't the way
01:11:53 Quit dreaming, Cindy.
01:11:57 I'm having
01:12:02 I'm concerned about the effect this
01:12:08 That wasn't violence.
01:12:10 This is violence!
01:12:14 - Frieda, over here!
01:12:15 Rick!
01:12:18 Don't hurt him!
01:12:21 Ella!
01:12:24 "Don't hurt him"?
01:12:27 Ella likes the dishwasher.
01:12:32 - You again?
01:12:39 Well, well. Cinderella.
01:12:44 Kiss your little pumpkin good-bye!
01:12:52 Rick!
01:12:53 I've got you, Ella!
01:12:57 I won't let you go!
01:13:00 You should have just
01:13:02 He's so much cuter.
01:13:05 Bye-bye!
01:13:10 Ella, grab him!
01:13:17 Wow! Did you see that?
01:13:21 I did something dangerous
01:13:23 Hey, why didn't anyone stop me?
01:13:27 Seriously, if you ever see me about
01:13:30 just knock me out.
01:13:32 Like, punch!
01:13:35 Thank you, Rick.
01:13:39 Guys?
01:13:44 Dang.
01:13:51 Miss me?
01:13:53 You'll live to regret that.
01:13:55 But not for long.
01:13:58 Good-bye, Ella.
01:14:01 Rick!
01:14:06 - Rick!
01:14:11 You just had to go
01:14:13 - Well, let me tell you.
01:14:16 This is your end...
01:14:18 but it ain't gonna be happy!
01:14:22 I'm gonna show you that dreams
01:14:28 For years I've been letting you
01:14:31 Well, no more!
01:14:33 What life? The life you were gonna have
01:14:41 The dishwasher
01:14:44 You're gonna live
01:14:48 Ella! Push her into the portal!
01:14:56 The staff!
01:15:01 - Oops.
01:15:16 She's gone.
01:15:19 Nice punch, Ella.
01:15:23 Rick!
01:15:31 You're okay!
01:15:37 Hang on a second.
01:15:39 I thought you wanted a prince.
01:15:41 I had one all along.
01:15:48 Like I always say,
01:15:52 Isn't that so, precious sugar pie?
01:15:56 How do you like that?
01:15:59 It looks like Cinderella
01:16:03 Not an ending...
01:16:05 a beginning.
01:16:10 Well, let's get
01:16:14 Before the boss gets home.
01:16:22 So there you go
01:16:24 Maybe it's not the Cinderella
01:16:27 but, personally,
01:16:36 Look, the prince even got
01:16:42 Well, at least that's
01:16:54 And Rumpelstiltskin?
01:16:56 - Well-
01:16:59 He's "Uncle Rumpy"now
01:17:05 By the time
01:17:07 Munk and Mambo had cleaned
01:17:09 Are we ready?
01:17:11 And Fairytale Land
01:17:20 Man, I can't believe it.
01:17:22 3- iron into the short grass,
01:17:25 and I blow my last putt.
01:17:27 Triple bogey.
01:17:32 - Any problems?
01:17:35 Come on. Everything went
01:17:38 Oh, yes.
01:17:44 Good.
01:17:46 But I gotta say, this is my
01:17:50 I guess an ordinary guy
01:17:53 Rretty nice, huh?
01:17:55 And you know who
01:17:57 The prince
01:18:04 So what does "happily
01:18:08 Beats me
01:18:10 But, you know,
01:19:20 Back! Back!
01:19:22 Bad creature!
01:19:26 All of you, get back!
01:19:31 I'm the empress of evil!
01:28:25 Yeah, yeah!