Happiness

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00:00:50 Andy?
00:00:54 Are you okay?
00:00:58 Yes.
00:01:00 Sure. I'm fine.
00:01:03 Good.
00:01:05 Well, I had a really nice time.
00:01:09 Yeah. Me, too.
00:01:12 Of course, you know I've always
00:01:16 Same here.
00:01:18 But...
00:01:22 Yeah?
00:01:23 - You understand?
00:01:28 Well, the food here
00:01:32 I'm gonna recommend it
00:01:36 How many stars did it get?
00:01:42 Three and a half.
00:01:47 - (begins to sob)
00:02:09 (coughing)
00:02:19 Do you feel better now?
00:02:24 - Me, too.
00:02:27 It's really...
00:02:30 Yeah.
00:02:31 Before things went too far,
00:02:34 - Got too serious.
00:02:39 (mumbling)
00:02:51 - Are you sure?
00:02:56 Is it someone else?
00:02:57 No.
00:03:14 Hey, I want to show you
00:03:23 - For me?
00:03:27 But, Andy...
00:03:29 This is...
00:03:41 Oh...
00:03:47 Oh, this is beautiful.
00:03:50 Thanks.
00:03:53 It's a Gainsevoort
00:03:56 Boston, late 1880's.
00:03:58 I sent away for it right after
00:04:01 ...first date.
00:04:03 Oh, I just love it.
00:04:05 (sighs)
00:04:08 It's a collector's item.
00:04:10 Yeah.
00:04:13 It is pretty special.
00:04:17 (sighs deeply)
00:04:18 It almost makes me want
00:04:21 (both begin to laugh)
00:04:33 Hey, look at the back.
00:04:36 (gasps)
00:04:38 That's a forty-karat,
00:04:40 inlaid base.
00:04:43 Oh, Andy, I just love it.
00:04:47 this really means
00:04:50 I'll always treasure it
00:04:54 No you won't.
00:05:01 'Cause this is for the girl
00:05:05 The girl who cares about me,
00:05:11 Not what I look like.
00:05:15 I just wanted you to know
00:05:19 You think I don't
00:05:22 You think I don't understand
00:05:24 You think I'm not hip.
00:05:26 You think I'm pathetic.
00:05:29 A nerd.
00:05:32 A lard-ass fatso.
00:05:36 You think I'm shit.
00:05:39 Well, you're wrong.
00:05:43 'Cause I'm champagne.
00:05:46 And you're shit!
00:05:48 And till the day you die...
00:05:51 you...
00:05:52 not me...
00:05:55 will always be shit.
00:06:21 I dunno...
00:06:24 but whenever I see her,
00:06:29 you know, I wanna...
00:06:33 undress her...
00:06:36 I wanna tie her up.
00:06:39 I wanna pump her...
00:06:44 pump, pump, pump,
00:06:47 till she screams bloody murder.
00:06:48 And then I wanna...
00:06:50 flip her ass over
00:06:55 And so hard that my dick
00:06:59 And that my...
00:07:01 come squirts out her mouth.
00:07:08 And not that I could ever...
00:07:13 ...actually do that.
00:07:22 See...
00:07:25 if she only knew how I felt.
00:07:30 Deep down I really
00:07:35 respected her...
00:07:39 she would love me back.
00:07:44 Maybe.
00:07:48 Oh, she doesn't
00:07:52 I mean, she knows I exist...
00:07:55 I mean we are neighbors,
00:07:59 you know, smile politely
00:08:05 I don't know if I could ever
00:08:07 I mean, what could I talk
00:08:09 I have nothing to talk about,
00:08:11 That I know.
00:08:14 I've been told before,
00:08:16 'Cause it's a fact.
00:08:19 People look at me
00:08:21 People listen to me
00:08:23 ...bored.
00:08:26 They think...
00:08:28 "I have never before met
00:08:33 And for her to
00:08:35 (to himself)
00:08:38 A dozen eggs...
00:08:41 ...one of those disposable
00:08:46 Stop at the 7-11
00:08:50 I got to get the
00:08:54 I've got to check Billy's
00:08:57 and call Mrs. Mitchell about
00:09:02 reschedule the dentist.
00:09:03 But do you know what
00:09:05 (Bill to himself)
00:09:08 The next time I see her...
00:09:11 as soon as I see her...
00:09:14 I'm just gonna tell her...
00:09:18 I'm gonna tell
00:09:22 find her...
00:09:27 ...attractive.
00:09:47 Good evening, Miss Jordan.
00:10:05 (nervously)
00:10:08 Okay.
00:10:18 (elevator door opens)
00:11:09 - See ya.
00:11:40 (phone beeps - dial tone)
00:11:43 (mumbling)
00:11:45 you'll be coming out
00:11:47 Fuck you...
00:11:53 (dialing beeps)
00:11:57 (ringing)
00:12:00 - Man: Yeah?
00:12:06 No, fuck you.
00:12:08 I'll fuck you.
00:12:10 ...really hard.
00:12:12 So hard you won't even...
00:12:14 (ringing)
00:12:18 Woman: Hello?
00:12:19 Hello, is this Claire?
00:12:21 - Woman: Who is this?
00:12:37 - (screams)
00:12:39 - Timmy!
00:12:41 He's just going through a
00:12:44 - I know, but...
00:12:47 - (begins to sob)
00:12:49 they are so full of violence.
00:12:51 What's with the people
00:12:53 That's what you have to--
00:12:56 - (sobbing)
00:12:58 I don't know what it is,
00:13:01 hostility directed at me.
00:13:04 Honey, did another guy
00:13:07 No, I--
00:13:10 I just feel terrible.
00:13:12 Aww, Sweetie.
00:13:15 I know, I know.
00:13:18 I'm overworked, that's all.
00:13:21 It's okay.
00:13:23 It's okay, 'cause now
00:13:26 What?
00:13:27 - You have got to eat red meat.
00:13:30 I knew that's how you'd react,
00:13:34 I've been watching you.
00:13:35 My doctor says just once
00:13:37 I know.
00:13:38 Really. It's the best thing
00:13:41 - It'll clear it right up.
00:13:44 Well it's fine now, but...
00:13:46 in another few years...
00:13:48 Please, Joy.
00:13:50 You know I'm just speaking
00:13:52 I know. I know.
00:13:57 - I'm so happy.
00:14:00 Yeah. I mean being
00:14:02 and you know, Kooki.
00:14:04 - You really are?
00:14:07 Oh, honey,
00:14:11 'Cause all this time I've been
00:14:14 Oh, Trish. That's too funny,
00:14:18 You know, it's just with your
00:14:20 Oh, my career's fine.
00:14:21 Oh, I know. I know, it will be.
00:14:25 And then you'll move out
00:14:27 - Real soon.
00:14:29 Oh, I will.
00:14:31 Already I feel I'm off
00:14:34 That's right. Just because
00:14:36 doesn't mean you can't be
00:14:39 You know Joy, I've never told
00:14:42 but now that we're older,
00:14:45 I feel so bonded to you.
00:14:48 Well, the truth is...
00:14:50 I know this is
00:14:53 but I feel I have to be
00:14:56 and get beyond
00:14:59 and the sibling nonsense.
00:15:03 The truth is I always thought
00:15:07 That you would end up alone,
00:15:10 It's what we all thought.
00:15:13 Mom, Dad, Helen...
00:15:15 ...everyone.
00:15:17 I always prayed we'd all
00:15:19 somehow you always seemed
00:15:24 But now I see that's not true.
00:15:28 There's a glimmer of hope
00:15:31 I'm sorry, I'm repeating
00:15:35 I'm just really happy for you.
00:15:38 (both sigh)
00:16:07 (screaming - hollering
00:16:15 (gunfire continues)
00:16:51 Psychiatrist:
00:16:54 I don't kill myself at the end.
00:16:59 Do you see this
00:17:04 Gee, well...
00:17:08 How do you feel at the end?
00:17:11 Much better.
00:17:13 I wake up happy...
00:17:16 feeling good...
00:17:18 but then I'll get depressed
00:17:26 What about your family?
00:17:29 Trish is good to me.
00:17:32 But, still no sex.
00:17:35 No...
00:17:37 but, she's not too interested
00:17:42 really there's no problem there
00:17:46 when you think about it...
00:17:50 on a certain level.
00:19:10 (panting)
00:19:39 - Hi.
00:19:42 Oh, fine.
00:19:45 Hey, Billy.
00:19:49 Nothing.
00:19:51 He's depressed.
00:19:53 - Well is anything the matter?
00:19:56 Ignore him.
00:19:58 He thinks you'll be impressed.
00:20:01 So anyway, Joy came by.
00:20:04 - How's she doing?
00:20:07 She's not like me.
00:20:11 She pretends to be happy, but,
00:20:14 she's miserable.
00:20:16 Why do you think that?
00:20:17 To be frank, she's lazy.
00:20:20 She's not a go-getter.
00:20:22 She's so picky.
00:20:23 I gave Damien Ross her
00:20:27 and Joy sounded interested,
00:20:31 I'm afraid to say it,
00:20:34 She'll always be alone.
00:20:36 - We're all alone.
00:20:39 Sometimes I wonder how any of
00:20:41 Sometimes I wonder
00:20:44 I should tape some for you.
00:20:46 Would you?
00:20:48 - So I could listen, too?
00:20:51 Come on, you're such a tease.
00:20:54 Right. 'Cause you're
00:20:57 Maybe not as secretive as you.
00:21:00 What secret would you like me
00:21:03 Like how come no matter how
00:21:07 I can't help lovin' you
00:21:25 - Dad?
00:21:36 What does "come" mean?
00:21:40 "Come?"
00:21:41 You know...
00:21:49 Well, you know sometimes
00:21:55 Well, sometimes it gets so
00:21:59 milky substance shoots out.
00:22:03 Dickwad?
00:22:05 Yes, only "come" can be used
00:22:12 - Billy...
00:22:16 Have you ever come?
00:22:18 Yeah.
00:22:20 Billy, it's all right
00:22:26 But, I have.
00:22:29 - Billy?
00:22:32 everyone else in class
00:22:35 I want to come, too.
00:22:41 It's okay. It's okay.
00:22:45 Have you tried playing
00:22:49 You mean...
00:22:51 With your penis.
00:22:55 A little.
00:22:57 How did it feel?
00:23:01 I don't know.
00:23:04 I don't know what to do.
00:23:10 Do you want me to show you?
00:23:14 No. No.
00:23:16 I'm not normal.
00:23:23 Oh, no, Billy.
00:23:25 - (Billy begins to cry)
00:23:32 Hey...
00:23:34 you'll come one day.
00:23:41 You'll see.
00:23:55 Man:
00:24:29 - Where's my valium?
00:24:34 Never mind.
00:24:36 Fuckin' asshole.
00:24:39 (telephone rings)
00:24:49 You answer it, bastard.
00:24:52 Man:
00:24:59 - Hi, Trish.
00:25:03 Oh, I'm fine.
00:25:05 How are you?
00:25:07 - Trish: Fine.
00:25:09 Trish: Did you watch
00:25:13 Mom?
00:25:19 (begins to sob)
00:25:22 Your father's leaving me.
00:25:25 Mom, what are
00:25:28 Trish, can you keep
00:25:32 Yes. Yes of course I can, mom.
00:25:33 He says...
00:25:37 He says he doesn't love
00:25:40 - I'm sure he doesn't mean it.
00:25:44 He wants a divorce.
00:25:45 He said the word "divorce"?
00:25:48 What? You don't believe me?
00:25:51 - You talk to him, okay? Lenny?
00:25:52 It's Trish, she wants
00:25:55 - Yeah, Trish?
00:25:57 - What?
00:26:01 Mona, what are you telling
00:26:04 She'll call you back.
00:26:10 Did I use the word "divorce"?
00:26:12 You... You said you didn't want
00:26:16 Answer the question,
00:26:18 You said that you didn't
00:26:20 Did I use the word "divorce"?
00:26:23 No.
00:26:25 Good.
00:26:31 Now sit down next to me.
00:26:37 Sit down.
00:26:40 (shouts)
00:26:52 (sighs deeply)
00:26:55 Lenny, why?
00:26:59 I don't know.
00:27:02 I just want to be alone.
00:27:12 I can let you be alone more
00:27:20 It's not that.
00:27:22 People change.
00:27:26 I want out.
00:27:38 It's Diane, isn't it?
00:27:41 Diane?
00:27:43 You're in love with Diane
00:27:45 Oh, get outta here. Please.
00:27:47 You're in love with someone.
00:27:51 - Wrong.
00:27:53 it's okay, I'm not dumb.
00:27:55 Things happen.
00:27:58 I wish you had done this
00:28:02 Now I'll have to get another
00:28:09 I'm in love with no one.
00:28:14 - With no one?
00:28:27 Okay, then.
00:28:30 Schmuck.
00:28:33 Woman: You know people are
00:28:36 None of my friends can actually
00:28:38 But that's just because
00:28:41 I'm living in a state of irony.
00:28:43 Helen, are you sure you don't
00:28:47 Oh, I can't.
00:28:48 I'm giving another reading
00:28:52 then Jamal's taking me out,
00:28:54 although I promised Flavio.
00:28:56 (sighs) I hate Saturday
00:28:58 Everybody wants me, Joy,
00:29:01 I know, it's that I,
00:29:03 I wrote a new song,
00:29:06 - I could play it for you--
00:29:08 I'm sorry, Joy, hold on.
00:29:10 - (phone beeps)
00:29:12 Oh, Salman. Hold on one second.
00:29:15 (beeps)
00:29:17 Joy, I'm so sorry I have to
00:29:20 I'll talk to you soon.
00:29:24 Bye.
00:29:35 (telephone rings)
00:29:39 Hello?
00:29:41 Hi. Um...
00:29:44 How are you?
00:29:46 Is this...
00:29:48 Damien?
00:29:50 Yeah. How ya doin'?
00:29:53 Oh, fine. Trish told me
00:29:57 Yeah.
00:29:59 (chuckles) Well, I know how
00:30:01 but, I've always had such faith
00:30:05 I just thought, why not?
00:30:07 It's not like I have a huge
00:30:09 I do have a social life,
00:30:11 - Same here.
00:30:14 That's so nice to hear.
00:30:17 Yeah.
00:30:18 - Or they're real jerks.
00:30:23 What are you doing?
00:30:24 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:30:26 I'm sorry. I just trying
00:30:28 and it's so hard, and I...
00:30:32 - I'm sorry.
00:30:34 Don't stop because of me.
00:30:37 Well, I feel I'm being so rude.
00:30:40 No, no, not at all.
00:30:42 Well, thanks.
00:30:47 - Are you alone?
00:30:49 Nobody's listening in.
00:30:53 God, you're just like me.
00:30:55 - What are you wearing?
00:31:00 Where do you want to go?
00:31:01 I'm pretty easy to please.
00:31:05 What are you wearing now?
00:31:09 Just a pair of jeans, why?
00:31:10 - Are they tight?
00:31:13 Actually they fit pretty good.
00:31:15 - But why do you want to know...?
00:31:17 What are you wearing
00:31:21 Underneath? Well...
00:31:23 - Damien, underneath is just...
00:31:28 This isn't Damien, is it?
00:31:30 Are you all wet?
00:31:32 - (phone hangs up)
00:32:20 (doorbell rings)
00:32:42 - Who is it?
00:32:47 (door squeaks open)
00:32:51 Hey, what's up?
00:32:53 Did you hear what happened
00:32:55 - Who's Pedro?
00:32:59 Oh, yeah. What?
00:33:00 He was found bludgeoned to death
00:33:04 - Ugh.
00:33:07 - ...his penis was missing.
00:33:10 Anyway, Carla in 2B, she's
00:33:14 you know, if you feel like it.
00:33:16 Apparently he had no family.
00:33:20 No one, no friends.
00:33:24 I did always say "hi," I think.
00:33:26 Yeah, me, too...
00:33:28 If it's the guy
00:33:32 By the way, I have an extra ticket
00:33:38 Maybe you want to come with me?
00:33:39 Hah, uh... Thanks.
00:33:42 I've got too much work.
00:33:45 I just wanted to tell you
00:33:47 - Thanks.
00:34:12 ♪ It seems the things
00:34:15 ♪ I've never had ♪
00:34:18 ♪ And so it's no surprise that
00:34:24 ♪ Happiness, where are you? ♪
00:34:27 ♪ I've searched so long
00:34:31 ♪ Happiness, what are you? ♪
00:34:33 ♪ I haven't got a clue ♪
00:34:37 ♪ Happiness, why do you
00:34:41 ♪ So far away... ♪
00:34:45 ♪ From me? ♪
00:34:49 ♪ When I'm in despair and life
00:34:55 ♪ I know I don't dare to end
00:35:01 ♪ Happiness, where are you? ♪
00:35:04 (telephone rings)
00:35:10 Hello?
00:35:12 Hello. This is detective Berman
00:35:14 I'd like to speak to
00:35:17 - This is she.
00:35:20 Hello?
00:35:22 Yeah, lieutenant.
00:35:24 They pronounced the guy DOA.
00:35:26 The door was locked from
00:35:27 All the property's here,
00:35:29 Looks like a pill vodka OD,
00:35:35 Yeah.
00:35:37 I'm sorry to disturb you,
00:35:39 But, ah...
00:35:40 I'm afraid I've got some
00:35:43 in regards
00:35:45 by the name of Andrew
00:35:47 (sobbing - sniffing)
00:35:53 Joy...
00:35:55 - (sighs)
00:35:58 Yeah, sure. I'm fine.
00:36:02 What's the matter?
00:36:06 (sighs - sniffs)
00:36:11 Andy's dead.
00:36:14 - Andy?
00:36:18 Who's Andy?
00:36:19 You know, the guy
00:36:22 right over
00:36:25 - You mean where Pam's sitting?
00:36:30 Was he kind of tall
00:36:34 No.
00:36:36 a little shortish.
00:36:42 Joy, I'm not sure.
00:36:44 Did he work here long?
00:36:47 A year, maybe a little longer.
00:36:52 Kay...
00:36:54 Kay. Kay.
00:36:56 Do you remember a guy named
00:36:59 over where Pam is now?
00:37:01 No. Why?
00:37:05 - He died.
00:37:07 - Which one was he?
00:37:10 Maybe Tom knows.
00:37:12 I'm sorry, I don't.
00:37:14 I do remember a guy, vaguely,
00:37:19 I think.
00:37:22 How did he die?
00:37:24 Yeah, Joy, how did he die?
00:37:27 (phone beeps)
00:37:31 Sales, may I help you?
00:37:34 - Woman: Joy Jordan?
00:37:38 This is Andy's mother.
00:37:41 I hope you fucking rot in hell.
00:37:43 Joy, was he kind of
00:37:46 And a little acne scarred?
00:37:49 Oh, yeah. You know, like uh,
00:37:54 - The actor...
00:37:57 That was him.
00:38:01 - That's it. That actor.
00:38:03 - What actor?
00:38:06 it's uh, oh you know,
00:38:11 - Oh, I know.
00:38:14 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:16 (begins to sob)
00:38:18 Joe something.
00:38:20 If I go thought the alphabet,
00:38:22 It's um...
00:38:33 Uh, I don't know why
00:38:36 Joy recommended it.
00:38:39 Well, at least we're together.
00:38:42 I never get to see you,
00:38:44 - You're so busy.
00:38:46 - No, you are.
00:38:50 - I guess I am.
00:38:53 If I have to do one more
00:38:57 I guess it's hard, huh?
00:39:00 Success.
00:39:03 I'm just so tired of being
00:39:08 I mean all these men,
00:39:10 ...they're beautiful,
00:39:12 great sex, the whole package...
00:39:15 ...but, hollow.
00:39:18 You know what I mean?
00:39:20 I feel nobody's honest with me.
00:39:24 Nobody wants me...
00:39:26 ...for me.
00:39:30 They're not family.
00:39:31 Oh, Trish I wish I had
00:39:34 Husband, kids, carpool.
00:39:37 I may have it all.
00:39:41 But, I wonder what my life might
00:39:44 tried to write a novel.
00:39:48 I'm sure it would
00:39:53 Well, maybe I will write one.
00:39:56 You should.
00:39:58 Just try.
00:40:02 No. I don't need that kind
00:40:08 Listen to us...
00:40:09 we who have everything
00:40:14 - ...what does she have?
00:40:17 She's just getting older.
00:40:21 Last night she called while
00:40:24 I think.
00:40:26 She was in tears.
00:40:28 - She told me she quit her job.
00:40:31 That's her lifeline.
00:40:32 She said she wanted to change
00:40:35 Do "good." Work with the poor
00:40:39 I don't get it.
00:40:41 Don't even try.
00:40:43 she is good.
00:40:44 She doesn't need to do good.
00:40:48 What about her music career?
00:40:51 I don't know.
00:40:54 Listen, anyway...
00:40:56 this is all top secret.
00:41:01 (sarcastically)
00:41:04 She felt she could trust me.
00:41:07 'Cause she always thought
00:41:09 that she could confide in.
00:41:15 Did you speak to mom?
00:41:17 You mean about the split up?
00:41:20 Oh... I...
00:41:22 I thought that was
00:41:26 Just for Joy.
00:41:28 Sensitive Joy.
00:41:31 Oh.
00:41:33 Waiter: Can I get you ladies
00:41:35 - Coffee? Dessert?
00:41:39 Thank you.
00:41:42 Thanks for lunch.
00:41:46 I really enjoyed this.
00:41:51 (pickets chanting) Benefits!
00:41:54 Benefits! Benefits!
00:42:05 You know, there are people
00:42:08 The fucking management's
00:42:09 What about the refugees?
00:42:11 - What about our benefits?
00:42:15 I'm sorry. I think you're all
00:42:21 (crowd begins to chant)
00:42:44 (pickets heard outside)
00:42:53 That's so sad.
00:42:56 I mean, really, it's pathetic.
00:42:58 Such losers.
00:43:00 Really, I feel sorry for them.
00:43:01 - What is it? What happened?
00:43:04 Oh, you're not a scab.
00:43:07 You're a strikebreaker.
00:43:12 - (bell rings)
00:43:21 Hello.
00:43:23 My name is Joy Jordan.
00:43:45 I am your new teacher.
00:43:48 - Now...
00:43:52 (broken English)
00:43:56 Marsha? Well...
00:43:59 - Marsha...
00:44:02 (class begins chanting)
00:44:05 We want Marsha! We want Marsha!
00:44:09 We want Marsha! We want Marsha!
00:44:11 (shouts)
00:44:18 Please.
00:44:25 I am not a scab.
00:44:29 I am a strikebreaker.
00:44:41 (cheering)
00:44:43 All right.
00:44:45 Good job.
00:44:46 (cheering)
00:44:54 Don't fuck this up.
00:44:56 - Come on.
00:44:57 Come on. You can do it.
00:45:38 Bill, I don't know.
00:45:41 Maybe I should talk to you.
00:45:43 You're supposed to be a specialist
00:45:46 Well, I don't know.
00:45:49 Look...
00:45:51 ...my son's a fag,
00:45:55 How come you're so sure he's...
00:45:58 ...gay?
00:46:00 Are you kidding?
00:46:01 Well, it's just, sometimes
00:46:06 And besides,
00:46:08 there's not much
00:46:13 What do you think will happen
00:46:16 professional, you know?
00:46:20 A professional?
00:46:22 Hooker.
00:46:24 One that could
00:46:26 First-timers, you know...
00:46:28 break him in.
00:46:31 But, Joe...
00:46:33 he's eleven.
00:46:42 Yeah, you're right.
00:46:45 It's too late.
00:46:47 He is what he is.
00:46:49 Forget I said anything.
00:46:52 Ah, dad, could Johnny
00:46:56 Well, that's up to Joe.
00:46:59 Daddy, may I please sleep over
00:47:01 Sure. Sure. Whatever.
00:47:03 (cheering)
00:47:06 (scuffs)
00:47:37 (video game playing)
00:47:39 Come and get it.
00:47:41 Oh, Bill, you shouldn't have.
00:47:43 Here, take.
00:47:47 Billy.
00:47:49 - Here, Johnny.
00:47:53 Aren't you having any?
00:47:55 Johnny hates chocolate fudge.
00:47:59 Well...
00:48:01 Is there something
00:48:04 No, thank you, Dr. Maplewood.
00:48:07 What about something to drink?
00:48:08 Leave him alone, honey,
00:48:10 No. There must be something.
00:48:14 Do you have any grape Hi C?
00:48:16 Do we, Trish?
00:48:18 I'm afraid not.
00:48:20 - I'll go pick some up.
00:48:23 He doesn't need anything,
00:48:26 Do you have any tuna salad?
00:48:32 Would you like a sandwich?
00:48:34 Yes, please.
00:48:44 We're going to bed.
00:48:48 You boys don't stay up
00:48:50 Okay.
00:48:56 Here we are.
00:48:57 Hey, what happened to Billy?
00:49:00 I don't know.
00:49:01 I guess he just conked out.
00:49:03 Bedtime for Billy.
00:49:07 Here we go.
00:50:15 Aren't you gonna eat
00:50:18 In a minute.
00:50:24 Take your time.
00:50:38 Is your game almost over?
00:50:41 This is the bonus round.
00:50:53 I... I have
00:50:55 some cereal or a hot dog?
00:50:57 No thank you.
00:51:03 Dr. Maplewood?
00:51:06 Yeah.
00:51:07 Would it be all right
00:51:12 Well... sure but...
00:51:18 I don't know if it's gonna
00:51:33 How is it?
00:51:35 Actually, it's really good.
00:51:47 (birds chirping -
00:51:50 - Oh, honey, I feel so good.
00:51:55 I don't think I've slept
00:51:57 Me neither.
00:52:04 It's weird, I feel as if we...
00:52:09 Bill, did we?
00:52:12 Did you...?
00:52:15 Did I?
00:52:17 Yes.
00:52:22 I don't remember.
00:52:27 That's all right.
00:52:29 It matters.
00:52:31 Forget about it.
00:52:40 Okay.
00:52:44 It's funny, I remember
00:52:48 And you were there...
00:52:50 and Billy and Timmy
00:52:53 and Johnny Grasso.
00:52:56 Hmm?
00:52:58 I can't really remember
00:53:02 Except...
00:53:06 I don't know.
00:53:09 Hmm?
00:53:11 Bill, please don't get
00:53:14 I know you hate
00:53:17 Do you still...?
00:53:22 (exhales)
00:53:28 Yes.
00:53:34 - Very, very much.
00:53:41 I do too. I do too.
00:53:43 Sorry I need to keep
00:53:46 - It's just...
00:53:49 We haven't been...
00:53:51 I know.
00:53:53 - I know. It's my fault.
00:53:55 - It's my fault.
00:53:58 Trish: I know. I know.
00:54:03 Timmy: Die! Die! Die!
00:54:07 Trish: Timmy, stop that.
00:54:10 Where's Billy?
00:54:12 Watching TV.
00:54:14 How come you two aren't
00:54:17 I don't know.
00:54:22 Hmm?
00:54:26 Dr. Maplewood?
00:54:28 Yes?
00:54:30 Can you drive me home now?
00:54:36 Well, sure, but...
00:54:38 ...aren't you having
00:54:41 I'm not feeling very well.
00:54:46 What's the matter?
00:54:48 I, I don't know.
00:54:49 I... (gagging)
00:54:57 Oh...
00:54:59 All right.
00:55:01 Um...
00:55:04 I'll take you home.
00:55:08 Dr. Maplewood?
00:55:10 Yes, Johnny?
00:55:12 I'm sorry I threw up.
00:55:16 Don't worry about it.
00:55:19 'Cause I really had
00:55:23 Good.
00:55:26 Billy did too.
00:55:31 We all did.
00:55:39 Dr. Maplewood?
00:55:41 Yes, Johnny?
00:55:45 You're so cool.
00:55:57 Billy: Dad?
00:56:00 Yes, Billy.
00:56:01 I was kind of wondering...
00:56:04 (sighs)
00:56:07 Yeah...?
00:56:10 Nothing.
00:56:18 Did you have fun with Johnny?
00:56:22 Yeah...
00:56:23 It was okay.
00:56:27 Oh... yes.
00:56:56 Dad?
00:56:58 Do you know how many
00:57:06 I never measured.
00:57:08 'Cause...
00:57:11 Ronald Farber says his penis
00:57:14 Do you think that's possible?
00:57:17 What Ronald Farber
00:57:20 is that it's not length
00:57:23 It's width.
00:57:27 Why?
00:57:30 Things get a little more...
00:57:38 What do you mean "intense?"
00:57:44 Have you been practicing?
00:57:50 Yeah. But...
00:57:52 it's no use.
00:57:56 You have to be patient.
00:57:59 Your friend Ronald Farber,
00:58:01 I can assure you,
00:58:07 Yeah. I bet yours
00:58:11 And longer.
00:58:19 Do you want me to measure?
00:58:21 Nah, that's okay.
00:58:34 Hi. Ann Chambue.
00:58:35 - Mona Jordan.
00:58:38 Okay.
00:58:39 I'm sorry to have kept
00:58:42 Can I get you some
00:58:44 No, thanks.
00:58:47 Okay.
00:58:49 Now then, how can I help you?
00:58:52 Oh, you said that there
00:58:55 over in Elysian Fields?
00:58:57 Well, actually we have several
00:59:00 First I need to get a bit
00:59:02 Are you looking for
00:59:05 - Three.
00:59:08 (keyboard clicking)
00:59:09 Is this for you
00:59:12 No.
00:59:14 Just yourself then?
00:59:16 Yes.
00:59:17 No children?
00:59:21 My children are grown.
00:59:25 No pets?
00:59:28 No.
00:59:30 Then just you alone
00:59:49 (begins to sob)
00:59:51 Mrs. Jordan, is something
01:00:02 My husband is leaving me.
01:00:04 I'm so sorry.
01:00:09 You know...
01:00:12 we have a lot of divorcees
01:00:14 Would you like to see
01:00:16 Perhaps a bit smaller?
01:00:20 Who said I was getting
01:00:25 Ann: What you need
01:00:27 Mona: Yes. That's what
01:00:36 You know, I'm a divorcee.
01:00:38 - Oh.
01:00:40 Oh. I'm so sorry.
01:00:43 - Mrs. Jordan...
01:00:45 Mona. That's a beautiful name.
01:00:47 Thank you.
01:00:50 How long were you married?
01:00:52 Forty years.
01:00:56 You know, Mona, I ah...
01:00:57 I think we have
01:01:00 Probably more than you realize.
01:01:03 See, I know what you're
01:01:06 I'd like to share a little
01:01:09 Divorce was the best thing
01:01:14 Really.
01:01:24 Don't worry, she's the
01:01:26 Everyone here is
01:01:49 (siren sounds)
01:02:07 Lenny: Are you sure?
01:02:10 Let me show you something.
01:02:12 You see this?
01:02:15 You're the picture of health.
01:02:18 No tumors?
01:02:20 - Nope.
01:02:23 Like an ox, Lenny.
01:02:24 You'll live to be a hundred.
01:02:28 So I still have another
01:02:31 Just stay off the salt.
01:02:34 You bet.
01:02:51 Hi, Lenny.
01:02:55 Oh.
01:02:57 Hello, Diane.
01:02:59 Mind if I join you?
01:03:01 No.
01:03:11 No thanks.
01:03:14 How's Mona?
01:03:17 She's fine.
01:03:18 Why's she inside on such
01:03:21 I don't know.
01:03:25 What do you mean,
01:03:26 - I don't know.
01:03:29 How are your girls?
01:03:32 Fine, I guess.
01:03:34 The grandchildren coming
01:03:36 I don't know.
01:03:41 Look, Lenny...
01:03:44 I think you ought to know,
01:03:47 About what?
01:03:49 That you're getting divorced.
01:03:52 - I really sorry.
01:03:55 Divorced, separated, whatever.
01:03:58 It doesn't matter.
01:04:00 You're alone now.
01:04:08 Anyway...
01:04:11 if you ever need anyone
01:04:14 you know where to find me.
01:04:37 (engine accelerates)
01:04:56 (to herself) Everything
01:04:58 so superficial.
01:05:00 Can't anyone see through
01:05:02 It's inherent phoniness.
01:05:05 Rape at 12...
01:05:06 What the hell do I know
01:05:08 I've never been raped.
01:05:10 I'm just another sordid
01:05:14 If only I'd been raped
01:05:17 Then I would know authenticity.
01:05:19 But instead...
01:05:21 (screams)
01:05:27 I'm no good.
01:05:29 No good.
01:05:31 Nothing. Nothing.
01:05:33 Zero. Zero.
01:05:38 (telephone rings)
01:05:47 Hello?
01:05:50 I know who you are
01:05:52 You think you
01:05:53 but you are fucking nothing.
01:05:55 You are empty. You are a zero.
01:05:58 I'm gonna fuck you so bad
01:06:11 (beeping)
01:06:16 (ringing)
01:06:22 - Data Resources.
01:06:26 (breathing heavily)
01:06:32 (telephone rings)
01:06:40 - What do you want?
01:06:44 I... uh...
01:06:48 I don't think I can do that.
01:06:51 I mean...
01:06:53 I don't think I can do that.
01:06:57 I gotta go.
01:06:58 - Call me tomorrow.
01:07:00 Hey, Allen...
01:07:01 did you see the playoffs
01:07:03 Yeah. Pretty good.
01:07:05 (chuckling)
01:07:07 I was on my knees praying
01:07:09 It worked.
01:07:29 (muffled moaning heard)
01:07:40 (doorbell rings)
01:07:43 Who is it?
01:08:31 Who is it?
01:08:32 It's uh... me.
01:08:42 Hey...
01:08:44 - How's it going?
01:08:46 Um, I have some more
01:08:51 Pedro?
01:08:52 - Yeah, you know, the um...
00:00:01 - Um, well...
00:00:03 - Are you all right?
00:00:10 Pussy... Need pussy...
00:00:25 (begins to snore)
00:01:46 (snorts)
00:01:52 (gagging heard)
00:02:04 (throwing up)
00:02:19 (breathing heavily)
00:02:22 What the fuck
00:02:26 Get out.
00:02:29 (shouts)
00:02:30 Get out!
00:02:37 (door slams)
00:02:48 (sniffing)
00:02:53 Man: Joy!
00:02:56 Joy!
00:02:59 Joy! Joy!
00:03:02 I am Vlad,
00:03:04 Hello, Vlad.
00:03:06 I am fine.
00:03:08 Oh, fine. Fine.
00:03:10 (broken English)
00:03:12 (begins to sob)
00:03:21 I'm sorry... it's just
00:03:26 Everyone hates me and I should
00:03:29 because I was really
00:03:32 Where you are go now?
00:03:34 I'm just on my way home.
00:03:37 Tell me where do you live.
00:03:39 Oh no, I couldn't.
00:03:40 Joy.
00:03:42 Come in my cab.
00:03:44 - I give you ride.
00:03:46 I like walking
00:03:48 No. No train.
00:03:51 I live in New Jersey.
00:03:52 - Good. I take you New Jersey.
00:03:55 - New Jersey is far.
00:03:59 Huh? I driver.
00:04:02 My taxi.
00:04:04 You come. You understand?
00:04:07 You come.
00:04:10 Are you sure you know...?
00:04:11 Vlad knows.
00:04:35 I love New Jersey.
00:04:41 Don't you miss Russia?
00:04:44 Fuck the cunt of Russia.
00:04:48 Well, I guess it's best
00:05:12 Thank you for everything.
00:05:15 That was really very
00:05:18 I'm sorry about before...
00:05:20 that was very unlike me.
00:05:26 Do you think you'll need help
00:05:37 Why you not married?
00:05:38 Oh... Vlad.
00:05:41 Our life is
00:05:45 Here a woman can, I know this
00:05:49 a woman can fulfill
00:05:53 Um...
00:05:54 there are opportunities
00:05:57 ...do good, really improve
00:06:01 Do you like men?
00:06:04 Yes.
00:06:07 But, it's not so simple.
00:06:08 Are you lesbian?
00:06:10 - No.
00:06:13 If you are lesbian.
00:06:16 I like lesbian.
00:06:19 Vlad...
00:06:20 I'm sorry.
00:06:21 But, this conversation has
00:06:26 So thank you
00:06:38 Well, then, good night...
00:06:40 and um...
00:06:42 I'll see you in...
00:06:59 Would you like to come inside
00:07:19 I'll go put the kettle on.
00:07:37 Oh, that's good...
00:07:39 Take your shoes off.
00:07:57 It's my parents' place.
00:08:00 I plan on
00:08:03 - How long you live here?
00:08:06 I find there are a lot of
00:08:11 So...
00:08:12 What did you do in Russia?
00:08:14 - I was thief.
00:08:19 You mean the Mafia?
00:08:22 No.
00:08:23 Independent.
00:08:27 Although I have many offers.
00:08:30 You are musician?
00:08:32 Oh, no.
00:08:37 What kind songs?
00:08:38 I don't know.
00:08:44 Love songs.
00:08:49 - No.
00:08:51 Oh, no.
00:08:54 I play.
00:09:04 ♪ So many nights ♪
00:09:06 ♪ I sit by my window ♪
00:09:10 ♪ waiting for someone ♪
00:09:13 ♪ to sing me her song ♪
00:09:16 ♪ So many dreams ♪
00:09:19 ♪ I've kept deep inside me ♪
00:09:22 ♪ alone in the dark ♪
00:09:25 ♪ but now you've come along ♪
00:09:29 ♪ You light up my life ♪
00:09:33 ♪ You give me hope ♪
00:09:36 ♪ to carry on ♪
00:09:40 ♪ You light up my days ♪
00:09:42 ♪ and fill all my nights ♪
00:09:47 ♪ with song ♪
00:09:50 ♪ And you light up my life ♪
00:09:55 ♪ You give me hope ♪
00:09:58 ♪ to carry on ♪
00:10:01 ♪ You light up my days ♪
00:10:04 ♪ and fill my nights ♪
00:10:07 ♪ with song ♪
00:10:10 ♪ It can't be wrong ♪
00:10:13 ♪ when it feels so right ♪
00:10:18 ♪ 'cause you... ♪
00:10:20 ♪ you light up my life. ♪
00:10:29 Okay.
00:10:32 Okay.
00:10:36 I have to go now.
00:10:57 See you in class tomorrow.
00:11:04 ("You Light Up My Life" playing
00:11:24 Good morning.
00:11:58 So, how's it going?
00:11:59 Oh, hi, Rhonda.
00:12:01 Your students treating you okay?
00:12:04 Oh, they're just great.
00:12:06 I hate to say this, but,
00:12:08 I told you so. (laughs)
00:12:11 How about you?
00:12:13 Oh, my students
00:12:15 They're always telling
00:12:21 Actually, if you can keep
00:12:24 there's this one...
00:12:26 (sighs) Igor...
00:12:29 I've got such a crush on him.
00:12:31 - Oh?
00:12:33 Well, not that I'd ever...
00:12:35 I mean, especially the
00:12:37 What?
00:12:41 - B.O.
00:12:43 - Mine seem okay.
00:12:50 - Rhonda?
00:12:52 If your Igor...
00:12:54 used deodorant...
00:12:56 (broken English)
00:12:58 Yes.
00:13:03 (screaming)
00:13:13 Oh, my God.
00:13:15 Joy, are you okay?
00:13:19 Yeah. I'm fine.
00:13:24 (class bell rings)
00:13:29 Joy...
00:13:33 you didn't...
00:13:34 did you?
00:13:55 - Mom?
00:13:58 There's blood in my BM.
00:14:01 Can I stay home
00:14:05 - Detective: How do you feel?
00:14:09 Are you sure?
00:14:10 Yeah. I feel fine.
00:14:13 Maybe a little sore.
00:14:15 I'm ready to go back to school.
00:14:17 That's good, Johnny.
00:14:19 Johnny, I have to ask you
00:14:21 Yeah.
00:14:23 When did you first
00:14:27 Yesterday.
00:14:29 What happened?
00:14:30 I threw up at my friend's house.
00:14:33 Johnny... he spent
00:14:36 I thought that he had
00:14:40 Did you eat anything unusual,
00:14:44 Just a tuna sandwich.
00:14:46 He loves tuna salad.
00:14:48 I see.
00:14:51 Johnny, when did you
00:14:55 When I went to the bathroom
00:14:59 Johnny, I have to ask you
00:15:01 and it's very important that
00:15:05 Uh-huh.
00:15:06 Johnny was there,
00:15:10 someone who hurt you?
00:15:14 No. I...
00:15:17 I don't think so.
00:15:19 But someone did hurt you?
00:15:21 No. No one hurt me.
00:15:23 (angrily) What do you mean, no?
00:15:29 I'm sorry.
00:15:35 More potatoes, Bill?
00:15:37 Mmm. No thanks.
00:15:39 I got plenty.
00:15:42 The baby-sitter should be here
00:15:44 When does the PTA start?
00:15:47 We've still got about
00:15:52 So, how did school go today?
00:15:54 Okay.
00:15:56 Was Johnny there?
00:15:57 No.
00:15:59 Oh, I sure hope the kids don't
00:16:02 (gagging)
00:16:09 Very funny, Timmy.
00:16:10 Now you're excused
00:16:12 - But, mom.
00:16:14 Excuse me, Bill.
00:16:16 (telephone rings)
00:16:19 Hello?
00:16:21 Hi, Tawny, is there a problem?
00:16:24 (sighs)
00:16:27 Well, thank you for giving me
00:16:30 Well...
00:16:32 Uh-huh...
00:16:33 Yeah, sure, I'm sorry too.
00:16:36 Well maybe you could have
00:16:39 Bye-bye.
00:16:42 Bill, I'm sorry you're going to
00:16:45 Isn't there someone else
00:16:47 No, not at this late hour.
00:16:50 (sighs)
00:16:51 Come on. You're gonna come with
00:16:53 - But I'm not finished.
00:16:56 - Let's go.
00:16:57 My Tamagatchi.
00:16:59 Get your Tamagatchi
00:17:01 Come on, mister, up the stairs.
00:17:03 Timmy, please.
00:17:12 Dad?
00:17:15 If you and mom died
00:17:18 would it be all right
00:17:23 Well... probably one of your
00:17:28 So, you don't think I'm old
00:17:32 Timmy and Clioe.
00:17:34 Well...
00:17:35 No.
00:17:37 Ronald Farber's parents are away
00:17:40 and Ronald gets to stay home by
00:17:45 So why do I need a baby-sitter?
00:17:47 Well, if you want to change
00:17:50 Well, if I didn't have any
00:17:55 would you let me stay alone
00:18:01 Your mom and I are not
00:18:04 We worry.
00:18:06 No.
00:18:08 What if I were twelve?
00:18:10 No.
00:18:12 Thirteen?
00:18:20 At thirteen I think
00:18:23 Can you promise?
00:18:32 As long as you don't look like
00:18:35 I won't.
00:18:38 Okay.
00:18:40 Thirteen then.
00:18:45 Bill: Hello, in Roseland,
00:18:47 I'm looking for the address
00:18:50 The name is Farber.
00:18:56 11 Angel Court?
00:18:58 Thank you.
00:19:38 - Trish: Hon, is that you?
00:19:44 Did you remember the milk?
00:19:47 Yeah.
00:19:54 (television heard)
00:19:59 How was the meeting?
00:20:02 Fine.
00:20:06 Bill, are you all right?
00:20:11 I think I have to lie down.
00:20:13 Oh, shit.
00:20:15 I hope you're not coming down
00:20:22 I don't think so.
00:20:24 I'll be up in a minute.
00:21:05 Dad?
00:21:09 Yeah?
00:21:12 I...
00:21:15 I almost came.
00:21:31 Trish?
00:21:43 Trish?
00:21:44 (moans)
00:21:53 Do you love me?
00:21:56 Oh, Bill.
00:21:58 - Yes.
00:22:03 ...do you really love me?
00:22:04 No matter what?
00:22:08 No matter what.
00:22:10 Why?
00:22:16 No matter...
00:22:21 ...whatever.
00:22:26 Bill, you have me.
00:22:29 You always will.
00:22:52 I'm sick.
00:22:55 Aww, honey.
00:22:59 Take some Tylenol.
00:23:02 You'll feel better tomorrow.
00:23:21 Mona: I met with Steven Zimmer
00:23:24 - You like him?
00:23:26 I'm gonna use him.
00:23:27 Good.
00:23:32 Good.
00:23:35 I feel so much better now.
00:23:37 Well good.
00:23:48 Good night.
00:24:01 - Lenny?
00:24:05 Can you sleep on the living
00:24:11 Why?
00:24:13 Steven Zimmer thought
00:24:18 Okay.
00:24:35 - Diane: Gin and tonic?
00:24:39 God, it's so bright outside,
00:24:41 it gives me a headache just
00:24:44 Yeah, well they say
00:24:47 I don't want to talk about
00:24:50 Well it's good
00:24:53 I hate that game.
00:24:55 It passes the time.
00:24:58 I like to travel.
00:25:01 I went to Europe once.
00:25:04 Have you ever been to Tahiti?
00:25:06 No.
00:25:09 How about Tunisia?
00:25:11 - A night in Tunisia?
00:25:18 Vincent never liked to travel.
00:25:22 I guess I'm like Vincent.
00:25:31 When I was a child I always
00:25:35 I'd marry the man
00:25:38 have a son and a daughter
00:25:40 as much as I hated my mother,
00:25:43 then die...
00:25:45 tragically and suddenly.
00:25:52 When Vincent left me
00:25:58 I guess you haven't lost
00:26:05 Lenny, I've got to get
00:26:07 I can't breathe.
00:26:09 The women are pathetic gossips
00:26:12 Just pathetic.
00:26:16 I don't want to die here.
00:26:19 You just don't want to die.
00:26:23 Not alone.
00:27:51 Don't...
00:27:53 Don't feel guilty.
00:27:56 I don't.
00:27:59 I don't feel anything.
00:28:29 (telephone rings)
00:28:48 Helen: I have to see you.
00:28:56 (doorbell rings)
00:28:58 Who is it?
00:29:01 Kristina.
00:29:09 I'm sorry about last night.
00:29:13 Yeah. Uh, me, too.
00:29:16 I shouldn't have...
00:29:17 I understand.
00:29:20 I mean-- See, I can...
00:29:22 I can admit it.
00:29:25 and I'm ugly.
00:29:27 - No, no.
00:29:29 (sniffs) Yes.
00:29:44 Thank you.
00:29:49 Say...
00:29:52 you wanna go somewhere?
00:30:03 (jukebox playing)
00:31:17 I like you.
00:31:25 I have a confession to make.
00:31:28 What?
00:31:33 Do you remember Pedro's penis?
00:31:39 You mean the one that...
00:31:41 that was...
00:31:43 cut off?
00:31:48 Well, it wasn't really cut off.
00:31:53 What happened to it?
00:31:55 Nothing.
00:31:59 I uh...
00:32:02 (sighs) I don't understand.
00:32:04 Um...
00:32:06 why would you make something
00:32:10 Was Pedro even killed?
00:32:16 How do you--
00:32:22 I tried so many times
00:32:24 but it's hard to, um...
00:32:31 I'd always been
00:32:33 I try to be that way
00:32:36 even thought they're usually
00:32:39 I don't care.
00:32:41 It's just my way.
00:32:43 But, um...
00:32:45 Pedro was different.
00:32:48 Of course, who was he
00:32:50 He wasn't exactly Tom Cruise.
00:32:54 Still, he could have,
00:32:56 but he didn't.
00:33:00 So anyway, one night...
00:33:02 I was coming home from the
00:33:09 Good evening, Miss Hope.
00:33:10 Hi, Pedro. Can you help me
00:33:13 No problem.
00:33:16 Thank you.
00:33:17 Normally I don't need any help,
00:33:19 but my back hurt because
00:33:22 And I had...
00:33:23 a half-gallon of strawberry
00:33:25 two boxes of fudge
00:33:28 And uh, I just couldn't wait
00:33:30 and get under the covers
00:33:36 But, um...
00:33:38 I was in the elevator when
00:33:41 like he was...
00:33:43 you know, kind of looking
00:33:45 And I thought maybe he was
00:33:49 I mean, you know,
00:33:52 just um, two friendly people.
00:34:08 Um, would you mind putting
00:34:10 No problem.
00:34:28 Thanks so much, Pedro.
00:34:30 No problem.
00:34:36 Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:34:41 Forget about that.
00:34:46 What I'd really like is...
00:34:48 a scoop of your ice cream
00:34:58 Oh sure... please have a seat.
00:35:22 My wife died three years ago.
00:35:26 I feel...
00:35:28 ...so lonely.
00:35:36 You are a beautiful woman,
00:35:42 You are so beautiful, Kristina.
00:35:44 (muffled screams)
00:35:56 (screams)
00:36:02 And the next thing I know...
00:36:06 ...he's inside me,
00:36:08 you know, just pounding away.
00:36:10 Oh, Allen.
00:36:14 - Waitress: All finished?
00:36:18 Would you like to see
00:36:23 What kind of ice cream
00:36:24 Chocolate, vanilla
00:36:27 Umm...
00:36:28 Okay then, I'll have a plain
00:36:30 with strawberry ice cream.
00:36:32 And you, sir?
00:36:34 (sighs) Just the check,
00:36:41 So anyway, everything got
00:36:43 and then I thought, well okay,
00:36:46 at least the worst part
00:36:52 (breathing heavily)
00:37:03 How do you like it?
00:37:08 Kiss me again.
00:37:14 Kristina: But, that was just
00:37:15 I let him kiss me one last time,
00:37:18 and I grabbed ahold
00:37:20 - and I twisted it...
00:37:21 ...backward.
00:37:26 - Here you are.
00:37:35 And then I had to
00:37:41 You know, plastic bag,
00:37:45 I've been throwing it out
00:37:50 There's still some left
00:37:54 - So you did cut off his...
00:37:56 I left it attached,
00:38:04 (begins sobbing)
00:38:09 I feel so terrible.
00:38:12 You must think I'm a monster.
00:38:15 But what else could
00:38:18 Anyway, I couldn't help myself.
00:38:22 I hate...
00:38:25 ...sex.
00:38:28 I'm sorry, but just
00:38:31 of someone all over...
00:38:34 inside of me.
00:38:45 I know it isn't right...
00:38:48 ...but can we still be...
00:38:52 ...friends?
00:38:56 Um...
00:39:01 I guess.
00:39:03 Uh, I mean...
00:39:06 we all have our...
00:39:09 (sighs) you know...
00:39:12 our pluses...
00:39:14 and minuses.
00:39:21 It was a crime of passion.
00:39:31 I'm a passionate woman.
00:39:54 (sighs)
00:40:07 (rings)
00:40:15 Helen: I've had you
00:40:50 (doorbell rings)
00:40:54 Helen: Hello?
00:40:57 (door squeaks open)
00:41:04 Yes?
00:41:07 I'm the...
00:41:10 I'm...
00:41:17 I'm sorry?
00:41:32 Oh.
00:41:36 Come in.
00:41:46 Please...
00:41:48 have a seat.
00:42:08 Drink?
00:42:10 No. Thanks.
00:43:16 This is not working.
00:43:23 No.
00:43:29 You're not my type.
00:43:33 No.
00:44:15 (doorbell rings)
00:44:28 Can I come in?
00:45:38 (arguing in Russian heard)
00:45:47 (buzzes door)
00:45:56 I'm sorry.
00:45:59 I wanted to...
00:46:03 Here.
00:46:05 Vlad.
00:46:09 (speaking Russian)
00:46:30 Come inside.
00:46:41 Please.
00:47:03 Joy...
00:47:07 Why you are come here?
00:47:13 I came because
00:47:16 that I was sorry to your wife.
00:47:20 Zhenia is not my wife.
00:47:23 So you're not really married?
00:47:29 Zhenia love me.
00:47:31 It is problem.
00:47:33 She want be my wife, but...
00:47:36 she don't listen.
00:47:38 What can I do?
00:47:41 What can I do?
00:47:44 Come. You want I drive you
00:47:46 - We go shopping.
00:47:48 - No. I don't think that's...
00:48:09 Joy.
00:48:12 I must ask you question.
00:48:16 Yes?
00:48:19 I very ashamed.
00:48:23 I'm sure I'll understand.
00:48:24 Good.
00:48:28 Can I borrow money?
00:48:31 It's very important.
00:48:44 - How much?
00:48:49 All right. Five hundred.
00:48:54 I... I...
00:48:56 I guess I can go to
00:48:58 Good.
00:49:02 - Vlad?
00:49:07 Could I first,
00:49:10 have my guitar
00:49:21 Okay.
00:49:24 It is deal.
00:49:34 Do you think shopping mall
00:49:36 Yeah. Probably.
00:49:42 Here.
00:49:54 I love you.
00:49:56 You love New Jersey.
00:50:00 I give you back Monday.
00:50:02 That's okay.
00:50:05 I um...
00:50:07 I probably won't
00:50:09 Why no?
00:50:10 I don't know.
00:50:11 I think I now have more
00:50:17 See ya.
00:50:21 Stupid American.
00:50:33 So, Billy...
00:50:36 how was school today?
00:50:37 Okay.
00:50:40 Oh?
00:50:42 He was afraid of the math test.
00:50:44 So he stayed home?
00:50:46 Yeah. He cut.
00:50:48 That's terrible.
00:50:50 Um, they don't know yet.
00:50:54 Oh, are they gonna be upset.
00:50:56 Well, Ronald's gonna be pretty
00:50:59 that the test was canceled.
00:51:01 What happened?
00:51:02 Mrs. Paley was absent also.
00:51:04 (chuckles)
00:51:07 Did you call Ronald
00:51:08 Yeah, but, there was no answer.
00:51:12 Was Mrs. Paley sick, then?
00:51:15 Well, everyone said she was
00:51:19 Why do people say things
00:51:22 Because she's...
00:51:23 a drug addict.
00:51:25 And how do you know?
00:51:29 Everyone knows.
00:51:31 Well, I didn't know.
00:51:33 No.
00:51:34 Did you hear that, Billy?
00:51:37 Well, it's what everyone says,
00:51:40 And she's probably
00:51:42 It's really sad.
00:51:44 Well, if Mrs. Paley turns out,
00:51:46 then she should be fired.
00:51:50 I don't know.
00:51:51 Don't you think that's...
00:51:53 a little harsh?
00:51:55 I mean, it's not
00:51:58 Well, apparently it is.
00:52:00 No. In fact, I don't think
00:52:03 I'm sorry, but when it comes
00:52:06 my children,
00:52:08 they should be locked up
00:52:11 I want you to know, if you ever
00:52:15 and end up dying in a hospital,
00:52:17 I'd disown you. That's how
00:52:19 - Trish.
00:52:22 but I'm talking about our kids.
00:52:24 Not to be grandiose,
00:52:27 the future of our country we're
00:52:30 (telephone rings)
00:52:36 Hello?
00:52:38 Who's calling, please?
00:52:40 Oh, hi.
00:52:41 It's Joe Grasso.
00:52:42 Oh. Great.
00:52:54 Hey, Joe. What's up?
00:52:55 How's Johnny doing?
00:52:57 Joe: You're a dead man.
00:53:06 Oh, good.
00:53:08 Good.
00:53:10 No problem.
00:53:12 Right.
00:53:15 Okay. Well, take care.
00:53:18 Bye.
00:53:20 Trish: How's Johnny doing?
00:53:25 Uh...
00:53:27 fine.
00:53:31 - Never better.
00:53:34 We bought those
00:53:36 I don't think
00:53:38 No. He did cancel...
00:53:41 (doorbell rings)
00:53:42 - Who could that be?
00:53:52 - Who is it?
00:54:00 - Can I help you?
00:54:03 Yes.
00:54:05 We're sorry to disturb you,
00:54:07 for you and your wife.
00:54:08 It has to do with your son's
00:54:11 Did something...?
00:54:15 Come this way.
00:54:16 Go ahead, please.
00:54:20 Thank you.
00:54:28 Sit, please.
00:54:30 Trish: Who is it?
00:54:35 We were just
00:54:37 Umm...
00:54:38 I'll be right back.
00:54:49 (whispers)
00:54:53 You take care of the kids.
00:54:57 Sorry.
00:55:01 Now...
00:55:03 you said something about
00:55:07 Excuse me?
00:55:13 I'm sorry, I mean,
00:55:16 I mean, Johnny Grasso?
00:55:24 Mom, I don't want to go.
00:55:27 We'll be right there.
00:55:28 Billy, come on,
00:55:30 Come on. Honey,
00:55:32 - Wait!
00:55:36 I'll take you boys myself.
00:56:40 Dad?
00:56:45 Yes, Billy?
00:56:50 Everyone at school
00:56:53 (sighs)
00:56:54 Who is everyone?
00:56:56 Like, kids, you know.
00:57:00 What are they saying?
00:57:02 That... you're...
00:57:04 ...a serial rapist.
00:57:06 And a pervert.
00:57:10 You mean, like what they
00:57:18 (nervously)
00:57:22 uh...
00:57:23 with... Johnny Grasso
00:57:25 and Ronald Farber?
00:57:38 Yes.
00:57:43 What... did you do?
00:57:50 I touched them.
00:57:53 What do you mean,
00:58:02 I fondled them.
00:58:04 What for?
00:58:10 I couldn't help myself.
00:58:13 What else?
00:58:21 I...
00:58:25 I unzipped myself.
00:58:27 You...
00:58:34 No.
00:58:38 Then what?
00:58:41 I...
00:58:45 made love.
00:58:50 What do you mean?
00:58:56 I fucked them.
00:59:02 What was it like?
00:59:10 It was...
00:59:14 it was great.
00:59:18 Would you do it again?
00:59:31 Yes.
00:59:35 Would...
00:59:39 would you ever...
00:59:40 fuck me?
00:59:47 No.
00:59:57 I'd jerk off instead.
01:00:03 (begins sobbing)
01:00:36 Timmy: I don't wanna go.
01:00:40 - Mom, I don't wanna go.
01:00:44 Wait, my Tamagatchi.
01:01:29 So, who used to live
01:01:33 Another couple, the Heller's.
01:01:36 What happened to them?
01:01:38 They got divorced.
01:01:44 Anyway, the police came and
01:01:47 and found baggies filled
01:01:52 - I use baggies.
01:01:54 Everyone uses baggies.
01:01:58 - Don't you see?
01:02:05 In any case,
01:02:05 there's this guy I've met, Joy,
01:02:09 He's in computers,
01:02:11 - How did you meet him?
01:02:14 You want to call him, or should
01:02:17 I'll call him.
01:02:19 That'll be great.
01:02:23 - What about me?
01:02:26 I like computers.
01:02:29 Trish, trust me on this one.
01:02:33 He's not for you.
01:02:37 And what about me?
01:02:39 I haven't forgotten, mom,
01:02:42 it's hard.
01:02:44 But, I'm looking for everyone.
01:02:47 Well, don't look for me.
01:02:50 - Have you found somebody?
01:02:58 I heard Diane had a stroke.
01:03:02 She'll recover.
01:03:04 Um, well that's good.
01:03:06 Where there's
01:03:08 That's right.
01:03:10 - You bet.
01:03:13 Yeah.
01:03:16 Could you pass the sweet
01:03:20 Here.
01:03:27 Did anyone watch Leno
01:03:33 Mona: Timmy. Oh, Timmy.
01:03:36 Timmy, come over
01:03:39 Timmy. Timmy, what?
01:03:42 - Timmy?
01:03:44 What's the matter with Timmy?
01:03:46 His Tamagatchi died.
01:03:49 Tamagatchi?
01:03:57 Helen, so what's gonna happen
01:03:59 who killed your doorman?
01:04:00 I don't know, mom.
01:04:03 It's so sad.
01:04:05 She's all alone.
01:04:09 I just wish I'd gotten to
01:04:12 We might have found we had
01:04:14 Maybe you'll write
01:04:17 (laughs)
01:04:22 Joy, I'm so sorry.
01:04:26 But...
01:04:27 don't worry.
01:04:29 I'm not laughing at you.
01:04:32 I'm laughing with you.
01:04:34 But I'm not laughing.
01:04:50 (breathing heavily)
01:05:05 (breathing rapidly)
01:05:34 Let's make a toast.
01:05:37 - To happiness.
01:05:40 To happiness.
01:05:43 Kookie.
01:05:46 Kookie.
01:05:49 I... I came.
01:06:05 ♪ It seems the things I've wanted
01:06:11 ♪ So it's no surprise
01:06:16 ♪ Happiness where are you?
01:06:21 ♪ Happiness what are you?
01:06:27 ♪ Happiness why do you
01:06:31 ♪ so far away... ♪
01:06:35 ♪ from me? ♪
01:06:38 ♪ When I'm in despair
01:06:43 ♪ I know that I don't dare
01:06:48 ♪ Happiness where are you?
01:06:54 ♪ Happiness what are you?
01:06:59 ♪ Happiness why do you
01:07:03 ♪ so far away... ♪
01:07:07 ♪ from me? ♪
01:07:10 ♪ Happiness sometimes
01:07:16 ♪ When I run to catch you though,
01:07:54 ♪ Happiness sometimes
01:07:58 ♪ When I run to catch you though,
01:08:04 ♪ Happiness you know I'll
01:08:09 ♪ Till I do you know I'll
01:08:14 ♪ Happiness where are you?
01:08:20 ♪ Happiness what are you?
01:08:25 ♪ Happiness why do you
01:08:29 ♪ so far away... ♪
01:08:33 ♪ from me? ♪
01:08:47 ♪ Gonna find it
01:08:50 ♪ Gonna find my happiness ♪
01:08:52 ♪ Gonna find it
01:08:55 ♪ Gonna find my happiness ♪
01:08:58 ♪ Gonna find it
01:09:00 ♪ Gonna find my happiness ♪
01:09:03 ♪ Gonna find it
01:09:06 ♪ Gonna find my happiness ♪
01:09:08 ♪ When I'm in despair
01:09:13 ♪ I know that I don't dare
01:09:19 ♪ Happiness where are you?
01:09:24 ♪ Happiness what are you?
01:09:29 ♪ Happiness you
01:09:33 ♪ so far away... from me ♪
01:09:40 ♪ Happiness where are you?
01:09:45 ♪ Happiness what are you?
01:09:50 ♪ Happiness you know
01:09:54 ♪ so far away... ♪
01:09:58 ♪ from me ♪
01:10:12 ♪ Happiness where are you?
01:10:17 ♪ Happiness what are you?
01:10:22 ♪ Happiness where are you?
01:10:28 ♪ Happiness what are you?
01:10:33 ♪ Happiness where are you?
01:10:38 ♪ Happiness what are you?
01:10:43 ♪ Happiness where are you?
01:10:49 ♪ Happiness what are you?