Happy Ever Afters

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00:00:21 [Up-tempo piano plays]
00:00:37 What's that?
00:00:51 Are you ready, Ma?
00:00:54 OK, keep your knickers on.
00:01:02 You're kidding me, right?
00:01:05 - Who put you in charge?
00:01:07 All right. I'll get changed.
00:01:11 - What's up?
00:01:13 - Now?
00:01:15 I have nothing else.
00:01:18 Just do it, would you?
00:01:21 Don't look at me.
00:01:25 [Gargles]
00:01:27 Yeah, I do, yeah.
00:01:29 I do.
00:01:37 - Finally.
00:01:46 - What's he doing in there?
00:01:51 Dessie, will you watch the bloody kids?
00:01:53 Come down here, you lot.
00:01:57 [Groans]
00:02:07 Did they run out of material
00:02:10 Yeah, they did. They used it all up
00:02:13 You little...
00:02:15 What am I gonna do? Look at it!
00:02:17 - What did you do that for? You eejit.
00:02:20 Nothing. It's fucked.
00:02:23 [Groans] We're gonna have to
00:02:26 - Good idea.
00:02:29 - But what are you gonna wear?
00:02:33 There, now.
00:02:36 Thanks.
00:02:38 You look lovely, by the way.
00:02:43 Thanks.
00:02:45 - [Doorbell rings]
00:02:48 D'you hear her? She thinks
00:02:51 - You have told her, haven't you?
00:02:55 - Everything?
00:02:58 Nearly.
00:03:01 Oh! Tell me I don't look like
00:03:06 - I'll do your hair.
00:03:10 - No! It's mine!
00:03:14 - Ma!
00:03:16 - Don't push it. Steady as you go.
00:03:19 Too late, love.
00:03:22 You can get it back
00:03:24 - What are we supposed to sit on?
00:03:28 - I'm getting it re-covered.
00:03:31 - Maybe.
00:03:35 - Eviction notice? I don't want this.
00:03:41 Molly, would you get my bag?
00:03:49 Oh. I didn't realise
00:03:55 If you need some money, I have a bit.
00:03:58 No, no. I have it under control.
00:04:07 Showtime.
00:04:09 There you are, me dears.
00:04:22 [Engine revving]
00:04:32 Stop!
00:04:34 - I need a quick one.
00:04:36 I'll just be a minute.
00:04:39 - No! Will you stop?
00:04:41 - Just a vodka. Molly...
00:04:45 - [Maura] Just a little one.
00:04:47 Don't worry, Father.
00:04:51 - Last time?
00:04:54 - Second time getting married.
00:04:58 Yeah. We had... problems the first time
00:05:03 and got divorced, but we're sorted now.
00:05:07 Oh. It was meant to be so.
00:05:13 Hmm.
00:05:14 [Church bell rings]
00:05:18 [Tyres squealing]
00:05:29 Wait.
00:05:33 I'm... I'm not making
00:05:36 - But it's all arranged.
00:05:39 They're the church bells, dummy.
00:05:44 It's up to you, love.
00:05:51 Come on.
00:05:58 - [# Wagner: Bridal Chorus]
00:06:15 Hi.
00:06:31 Now, do you, Frederick Butler,
00:06:36 ...for your lawful wedded wife,
00:06:39 ...to have and to hold,
00:06:43 for better or for worse...
00:06:45 ...for richer or for poorer,
00:06:50 until death do you part?
00:06:57 [Indistinct muttering]
00:07:01 I do.
00:07:03 I do.
00:07:07 I do.
00:07:08 I do.
00:07:09 - I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:07:13 You may kiss the bride.
00:07:38 - [Church bells ring]
00:07:44 - Ow!
00:07:49 Well, congratulations again, Freddie.
00:07:54 We'll have a little chat later on, huh?
00:07:56 OK. Sure, Mr Maguire, sure.
00:07:59 Sophie, breathe in.
00:08:03 Oh! You have put on weight
00:08:06 Jesus Chr...
00:08:10 - I never thought I'd live to see this.
00:08:13 I've managed to avoid it for 30 years
00:08:16 and I'm not even gonna
00:08:21 [Cheering]
00:08:28 Right, let's get pissed.
00:08:38 Looks kosher to me, gov. Lunch?
00:08:42 Bit of a coincidence, isn't it,
00:08:46 But it's Saturday.
00:08:49 Got something better to do, have you?
00:08:52 - No.
00:08:56 No, you don't.
00:08:58 And I am dying for a slash. Duck.
00:09:05 Molly.
00:09:08 I look like a hippo. I do, don't I?
00:09:10 You look gorgeous.
00:09:13 Don't mind the old bag, eh?
00:09:17 - It's our perfect day.
00:09:20 Come on, Sophie, relax.
00:09:22 Relax.
00:09:29 How are you doing, Dad?
00:09:32 - I'm fine, Molly. How are you?
00:09:37 [Phone bleeps]
00:09:42 Haven't you got something for me?
00:09:44 Oh, yeah, um...
00:09:47 I'll give it to you later.
00:09:59 It's beautiful, isn't it?
00:10:03 - Oh!
00:10:16 - Did you see what that guy did?
00:10:19 Bloody cheek.
00:10:21 Follow that car! Come back here,
00:10:24 - I'll cut off your balubas!
00:10:28 - [Maura] I'm talking to you! You!
00:10:32 - You OK?
00:10:49 Hey, beautiful.
00:10:54 Hello. Welcome to the Napoleon Hotel.
00:10:56 Hi.
00:10:58 [Maura] Who's that?
00:11:01 [All arguing]
00:11:03 Please, please, please, please,
00:11:07 Nobody said anything to me about two
00:11:12 - Hey, me too.
00:11:15 Do you mind? We're having
00:11:18 Oh.
00:11:20 Hey. Shotgun wedding, was it?
00:11:25 [Sophie] What did she say?
00:11:28 Nothing. Um...
00:11:33 Lts OK. We have two reception rooms
00:11:37 There. Ya happy now, Barbie?
00:11:39 - What does she mean by that?
00:11:43 - She's not worth it.
00:11:46 Ladies and gentlemen, please,
00:11:49 Could the Butlers please go with Michael
00:11:53 The Okinwes follow me to the right.
00:11:55 - Thank you.
00:11:58 - This way.
00:12:01 Cheerio! Congratulations.
00:12:04 You are very welcome, sir.
00:12:07 Everything as you request.
00:12:09 The main room. This is the dancing room.
00:12:18 I could murder a coke, Dad.
00:12:21 - I'll get you one, OK?
00:12:24 Hey, could you stop calling him that?
00:12:27 He is now.
00:12:34 Seen anyone for me?
00:12:37 Hey, he's cute.
00:12:43 - Hey.
00:12:45 Good, thanks. How are you?
00:12:46 Don't worry, love. Fate'll send you
00:12:50 I've no faith in fate.
00:12:53 Hey.
00:12:56 Right, what'll youse have?
00:12:59 If you'd like to follow me, the wedding
00:13:02 Ah, Jesus. Can we not use the photos
00:13:06 - It's the same people.
00:13:10 This is the real wedding.
00:13:13 - Da.
00:13:15 Follow me, please.
00:13:19 Come this way.
00:13:21 OK, nice and close together.
00:13:26 Thank you. Nice, happy smiles.
00:13:28 Sophie, smile. More.
00:13:31 - That's great. And again.
00:13:34 Sorry, excuse me, excuse me.
00:13:37 There.
00:13:40 - Is that your shot?
00:13:42 - All right.
00:13:48 One more. Lovely.
00:13:59 Have one of me and Freddie, eh?
00:14:05 You'd better not hurt my daughter again,
00:14:09 - I wouldn't.
00:14:12 OK.
00:14:14 We'll just have one more.
00:14:17 Ooh.
00:14:19 I'll be keeping me eye on you,
00:14:22 Yeah.
00:14:24 - Yeah.
00:14:30 - See you inside.
00:14:34 See you.
00:14:35 Oh, shit.
00:14:39 Yeah, be... Be there in a minute. So...
00:14:44 - That's me da there.
00:14:47 - He is. How would you know?
00:14:50 He is me da. And you were adopted.
00:14:52 Your real parents were axe murderers
00:14:56 - No, they're not.
00:14:58 Ma!
00:15:00 Ah, champagne, Mary.
00:15:05 Ah, girls, here you go.
00:15:08 No, thanks, missus.
00:15:14 There you are. What are youse having?
00:15:16 Two double vodkas and slimline,
00:15:19 Where's the kids?
00:15:22 Hmm? I thought you had them.
00:15:26 Oh, Jesus. Can you
00:15:29 [Whispers] I thought she had them.
00:15:32 Keep 'em coming, son.
00:15:35 Marriage is a wonderful thing,
00:15:41 - This way.
00:15:44 [Groans]
00:15:51 - [Maura] Here?
00:15:53 OK.
00:15:57 Are you OK, guys? Smile.
00:16:02 See? Told you. All fine. Fifty bucks.
00:16:10 You're putting on
00:16:14 Thanks.
00:16:18 - What does he mean, show?
00:16:24 - [Groaning, moaning]
00:16:34 Hey, you.
00:16:38 [Freddie] I'm sorry.
00:16:40 Are you all right?
00:16:43 It's just... It's my back.
00:16:45 Two minutes with my father-in-law
00:16:47 - Let's have a look.
00:16:49 - I don't need your help. I can manage.
00:16:52 No. Not... Not the suit!
00:16:53 [Rips]
00:16:55 - Oh! It's rented.
00:16:58 Does anyone ever tell you that?
00:17:05 Give me that.
00:17:11 Hey, you! Leave her alone!
00:17:21 Hey, you! Leave her alone!
00:17:25 - I can explain.
00:17:31 Look what you've done. Go away!
00:17:34 Hey!
00:17:36 I will... I will kill you.
00:17:43 You just... just leave her.
00:17:49 It's all right.
00:17:58 [Exhales heavily]
00:18:03 Who is she?
00:18:06 Who?
00:18:09 Oh! I... I don't know.
00:18:12 Really? Your hands were all over her.
00:18:16 My hands were...
00:18:20 Look...
00:18:23 I thought we talked about this.
00:18:28 Counsellor said you were to try to
00:18:31 Didn't he?
00:18:33 - He did.
00:18:35 You said you were gonna try
00:18:37 I did. I am.
00:18:41 - So you don't know her?
00:18:44 And I don't want to, either.
00:18:48 Fine.
00:18:56 [Slurps]
00:19:03 - You eating that?
00:19:10 Thanks very much.
00:19:14 - You better behave yourself tonight.
00:19:17 Or else. I'm watching you.
00:19:20 Yeah.
00:19:23 Is she his sister?
00:19:27 I don't know.
00:19:31 Mmm! This is fantastic.
00:19:34 I'm not eating that.
00:19:38 - Can I go play?
00:19:42 Don't go far.
00:19:44 I consider it a great privilege
00:19:47 to have been given
00:19:51 Jesus. Here we go.
00:19:52 Sophie, you've made me a very happy man
00:19:56 and I hope I can make you as happy,
00:19:59 [Guests] Aw!
00:20:02 [Snoring]
00:20:12 They look very heavy.
00:20:17 What time do you get off?
00:20:20 - Jesus!
00:20:21 You fool. Why don't you look
00:20:27 Pompous...
00:20:30 Where's me money?
00:20:32 If there are no problems, you will get
00:20:36 - OK?
00:20:40 This isn't America, you know.
00:20:43 That's what you think.
00:20:45 Immigration watch everything,
00:20:49 They could be here, with us, right now.
00:20:54 Thank you.
00:20:55 [Applause]
00:20:57 [Dessie] And, finally, a big thank you
00:21:01 It was lovely, wasn't it?
00:21:03 So, ladies and gentlemen,
00:21:04 if you'd like to join me
00:21:07 Shall we, everyone?
00:21:08 - Sophie and Freddie.
00:21:14 [Inaudible]
00:21:21 - [Clears throat]
00:21:26 - You lost?
00:21:27 - Didn't your mother feed you?
00:21:32 - Why am I not shocked?
00:21:36 What? She...
00:21:38 Here, come on.
00:21:42 - Do you like chicken?
00:21:55 Do you have a light?
00:21:56 Oh, it's you.
00:22:09 - She doesn't really beat you, does she?
00:22:13 Me mother's kind of different.
00:22:14 You wouldn't believe
00:22:17 Nothing she does would surprise me.
00:22:21 You know, I am gonna go
00:22:25 No! Lt'll only make her mad,
00:22:33 How's yours? Your wedding?
00:22:36 This is our second time around,
00:22:40 You're kidding?
00:22:44 Yep.
00:22:46 There were some problems the first time.
00:22:49 I don't want to talk about it.
00:22:55 There was a nervous breakdown.
00:23:00 Doctors, medication.
00:23:04 More medication.
00:23:08 Sorry.
00:23:12 - Things are OK now?
00:23:17 The way I see it, I have someone
00:23:20 and that's something, isn't it?
00:23:24 Do you have somebody like that?
00:23:27 No.
00:23:34 Well, anyway... I'd better...
00:23:39 - See you.
00:23:41 Good luck, not that you need it...
00:23:44 ...or anything.
00:23:47 See you, Freddie.
00:23:53 - There you are. Where'd you get to?
00:23:59 Would you...
00:24:02 - Stay there. Take it easy.
00:24:04 I'll be right back.
00:24:07 You.
00:24:09 - Large whisky, lots of ice.
00:24:35 [Freddie exhales heavily]
00:24:45 I'm sorry about earlier, with the...
00:24:48 - Oh.
00:24:51 I'll survive.
00:24:53 Good, good.
00:25:02 - How's your stress?
00:25:07 - I'm not stressed.
00:25:09 - How's your back holding up?
00:25:12 Ooh! I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:25:16 - I'm not uptight.
00:25:18 - Just please stop doing that.
00:25:21 I do not... I do not need help. You're
00:25:25 - Is it bothering you?
00:25:28 Loosen up. You'll end up sick
00:25:32 - Sorry. What?
00:25:35 - Oh, it's gone behind my eye.
00:25:37 - Get off.
00:25:39 Stop it. Are you crazy?
00:25:41 - Are you all right?
00:25:44 - You're some tulip.
00:25:46 But at least I don't beat my kids
00:25:48 What?
00:25:50 Oh! I see it, I see it. Don't move.
00:26:04 [Maura] Come on.
00:26:07 [Both grunting]
00:26:13 My nose!
00:26:22 Taxi!
00:26:31 [Siren wails]
00:26:39 - Sorry.
00:26:40 OK?
00:26:42 Come on. I'll help you up.
00:26:44 - There we are. You all right?
00:26:48 Well, I suppose I should say thank you.
00:26:50 There's no need.
00:26:51 Listen, I think
00:26:53 if you would stay away from me
00:26:56 That's fine with me, and likewise.
00:27:10 Hey! Go on, Wilson!
00:27:15 [Band plays down-tempo beat]
00:27:24 [Singing in foreign language]
00:27:33 - Two cokes, mister.
00:27:37 You don't look busy.
00:27:40 Get out of here before I...
00:27:47 Dad and Mum look good together,
00:27:51 Yeah.
00:27:54 Your mum did explain all this to you,
00:27:57 Yeah. She said it wouldn't be
00:28:00 and that Wilson
00:28:02 which is good 'cause he seems to bring
00:28:08 - And you understand all that?
00:28:19 - [Grunts]
00:28:21 I'm really sorry.
00:28:25 Did you have to hold her so tight, huh?
00:28:28 I wasn't!
00:28:29 [Upbeat music plays]
00:28:49 Here, what would happen
00:28:52 - Don't. I'm warning you.
00:28:55 - Don't.
00:28:57 Could you keep them knackers
00:29:00 - Hey, watch it. They're my knackers.
00:29:03 Bitch. Come on, youse. Bed.
00:29:08 - I can't find her.
00:29:10 - No.
00:29:14 Well, she must be around somewhere.
00:29:21 Geraldine, have you seen
00:29:23 - No.
00:29:27 No.
00:29:34 Oh, Je...
00:29:38 I'm, um... sorry.
00:29:42 That is absolutely no problem.
00:29:46 [# Singing I Love You
00:29:56 - Pythagoras.
00:29:58 You can see the moon, can't you?
00:30:04 Dessie, say good night to your kids.
00:30:07 Ah, ah, there you are, lads. OK, yeah.
00:30:16 Sorry to disturb you.
00:30:18 Don't be worrying, now.
00:30:22 - You carry on.
00:30:30 [Horns honking]
00:30:40 - Thanks a million.
00:30:56 Why get out of bed
00:30:59 All right, love.
00:31:03 - [Yells]
00:31:07 Tommy, help! Come over now.
00:31:09 [Up-tempo music plays]
00:31:30 There's your man again.
00:31:32 - He's not bad-looking.
00:31:36 Hold on.
00:31:44 Can I help you?
00:31:46 - Have you seen my wife?
00:31:49 - That's very careless.
00:31:52 We had a long chat, actually.
00:31:56 What are you,
00:31:59 Stop.
00:32:02 - Where'd you see her?
00:32:09 - Did you do something to her?
00:32:12 Sorry.
00:32:16 - You didn't, did you?
00:32:18 Thanks.
00:32:25 [Moaning]
00:32:37 Do you know how long I dieted
00:32:41 - Five months.
00:32:43 Oh, I'm fine.
00:32:46 I just left my husband,
00:32:49 - Men are pigs.
00:32:51 Men are pigs.
00:32:54 Do not get married.
00:32:56 - Any of you married?
00:33:01 - Good.
00:33:04 She's gonna come out with us,
00:33:07 - I am?
00:33:22 What are you doing?
00:33:24 Molly.
00:33:26 Why are you kissing her?
00:33:28 My sister?
00:33:32 This is Emily, my girlfriend.
00:33:36 Your girlfriend?
00:33:39 - You shouldn't be doing that with her.
00:33:42 Tell me what?
00:33:44 We hired your mother for the day,
00:33:48 What do you mean? Hired for what?
00:33:53 - Your mother didn't explain it to you?
00:33:58 Molly.
00:34:01 Molly!
00:34:03 We will talk about this later.
00:34:05 He paid you.
00:34:07 - Don't you talk to me like that.
00:34:10 He was being deported
00:34:12 I told you it wasn't a proper wedding,
00:34:16 - So it's all a joke, the whole thing.
00:34:20 Don't you go messing this up.
00:34:23 How is this for me? You couldn't even
00:34:27 - I hate you!
00:34:31 Molly!
00:34:40 [Indistinct voice on police radio]
00:34:58 - Is everything OK?
00:35:06 Those men over there.
00:35:09 We have to all act normal.
00:35:15 OK.
00:35:17 It's a load of bollocks, isn't it?
00:35:20 I kind of like it.
00:35:23 Hey...
00:35:26 [upbeat Irish music plays]
00:35:40 [Indistinct shouting]
00:35:52 - Is there any sign?
00:35:56 - What's up?
00:36:00 Good Lord.
00:36:01 Look, let's, uh... Let's keep this
00:36:05 What's going on?
00:36:07 Sophie's gone AWOL.
00:36:09 Aw, that's a shame.
00:36:13 - You're looking for the bride?
00:36:15 - She's left in an ambulance.
00:36:18 No, no, no, no.
00:36:20 - When did she go?
00:36:25 Forty minutes ago!
00:36:28 No one asked me.
00:36:31 If this has anything to do with you...
00:36:38 I'll try calling her.
00:36:46 Sorry.
00:36:52 [Phone rings]
00:36:56 - Hello?
00:36:59 You. I saw you with her.
00:37:02 - Who?
00:37:05 - I saw you snogging her in the lift.
00:37:10 - Amn't I good enough for you?
00:37:13 - You mean everything to me.
00:37:17 You're a dog, Freddie Butler, a...
00:37:20 - Scumbag.
00:37:22 - A dirty louser.
00:37:24 Good one.
00:37:26 Look, Sophie, uh... I love you, OK?
00:37:30 You know that. So just...
00:37:33 - Let me talk to her.
00:37:36 - Don't tell me to get off.
00:37:38 I didn't mean you.
00:37:40 Look, Sophie, where are you?
00:37:43 - Everybody's worried about you.
00:37:49 And I don't care
00:37:51 - Sophie.
00:37:53 Sophie...
00:37:57 Sophie?
00:37:59 - Sophie...
00:38:04 - [Dial tone sounds]
00:38:09 - She hung up.
00:38:16 - Want me to find her?
00:38:20 I'm not adopted. Me ma says she gave
00:38:24 So that makes you a big fat liar.
00:38:26 - What are you doing with the balloon?
00:38:29 - Get lost, will you?
00:38:31 Well done, love. You told him!
00:38:37 Look at me.
00:38:41 It's my wedding day.
00:38:44 Have another drink, love.
00:38:46 Hey, young fella.
00:38:49 - Sure, love.
00:39:02 She's, uh... She's not answering.
00:39:04 - Where is she?
00:39:07 - Is she all right?
00:39:25 Excuse me, everybody. I'd like to say
00:39:30 - [fire alarm ringing]
00:39:47 You remember our little talk, Freddie?
00:39:52 I don't know what's going on,
00:39:55 You better.
00:40:09 - I'm... I'm so, so sorry.
00:40:13 Youse had better come down to our room.
00:40:15 No, we don't want to be of any trouble.
00:40:18 It's no trouble.
00:40:21 And it could do
00:40:26 Thank you. That's very kind of you.
00:40:31 Oh, no. C'est pas possible.
00:40:34 What happened here?
00:40:37 Someone must have start a fire.
00:40:43 [Gasps]
00:40:46 Come here! Come here!
00:40:48 [# Woman singing Happy Ever After]
00:40:51 Help yourself to drinks. The bride's
00:40:55 Thank you.
00:40:57 - What's going on here?
00:41:03 What storm?
00:41:21 - Hey. I need to talk to you.
00:41:27 - Come back here!
00:41:31 I'm gonna kill you! No!
00:41:34 - I need you to do something for me.
00:41:39 Molly.
00:41:47 You go that way and I'll go this way.
00:41:49 - And watch out. She bites.
00:41:52 If you want me to do something for you,
00:42:00 - Molly!
00:42:04 - You've ruined my wedding.
00:42:06 - Yeah.
00:42:08 And, anyway, it didn't need anyone
00:42:11 What do you mean?
00:42:14 Easy. I didn't mean it.
00:42:17 I suppose you have
00:42:22 That's right.
00:42:26 Love at first sight, but you wouldn't
00:42:29 because you have to do everything twice
00:42:32 - Molly!
00:42:34 That's enough. I need you...
00:42:39 Your wife? Why?
00:42:43 - I need you to tell her that we're...
00:42:47 You and me, we're not... we're not...
00:42:52 You're both crazy.
00:42:55 - She has a little jealousy problem.
00:42:57 There's an elephant in the room.
00:42:59 - You have to do this.
00:43:04 I'm not surprised your daughter ran off,
00:43:19 What's she been saying to you?
00:43:22 - Look, your family is your business.
00:43:28 Look, my marriage
00:43:32 Really? Great.
00:43:35 - Molly?
00:43:47 - [Branch snaps]
00:43:50 [Gasps] Molly! Molly, get down here now!
00:43:53 [Molly] No.
00:43:54 - You do as you're told, young lady.
00:43:57 - I'll get her.
00:44:03 Molly, you're in deep, deep trouble
00:44:11 - Come on, Molly.
00:44:13 - I'm not talking to her ever again.
00:44:16 Whatever the problem is, it's not
00:44:21 - Do it for me, eh?
00:44:24 How much?
00:44:26 - Fifty quid.
00:44:29 OK.
00:44:31 OK. Done. Now, come on.
00:44:34 Come on.
00:44:41 - Whoa!
00:44:42 - [Gasps, breathing heavily]
00:44:48 - [Freddie] Put your foot there.
00:44:56 What the hell were you doing up there?
00:45:00 Why do you do this to me?
00:45:03 You're a useless mother. I'd rather be
00:45:07 - How can you say that to me?
00:45:16 What am I gonna do with her?
00:45:18 She's a great kid.
00:45:23 But I suppose a bit of structure
00:45:27 OK. If you want me to talk to your wife,
00:45:31 - Really?
00:45:34 That's great. Thank you.
00:45:39 [Down-tempo singing continues]
00:45:49 Can I move in with you?
00:45:51 No.
00:45:57 How are you, love?
00:45:59 I'm not so good, actually.
00:46:08 That's it. You!
00:46:11 Get off. Did you hear me?
00:46:14 I said get off!
00:46:17 You're crap.
00:46:26 That stupid bitch Sophie picked her.
00:46:29 You lot, are youse any good?
00:46:32 Go on. Show us what you're made of.
00:46:37 [Foreign upbeat music plays]
00:47:13 Nice eyes. Green.
00:47:20 Just tell her what happened
00:47:23 - OK?
00:47:28 What?
00:47:30 [Rings]
00:47:43 Hello?
00:47:44 - Sophie? You're there. It's Freddie.
00:47:46 Look, I got the woman
00:47:49 I'm gonna put her on,
00:47:51 'cause it's all just been
00:47:54 - Uh-huh.
00:47:57 - [Mouths]
00:48:02 [Clears throat]
00:48:04 - Hello, Sophie?
00:48:07 - What?
00:48:09 - You've some bloody cheek.
00:48:13 Don't you call me fat!
00:48:16 - The last person needed a nose job.
00:48:19 Bring it on, lady. I'm waiting.
00:48:24 - Give me that.
00:48:27 Shh! Darling, it's me.
00:48:29 And you! You should have
00:48:31 - On her wedding day an' all.
00:48:35 - Yeah.
00:48:38 Who's this?
00:48:43 That was your husband, again,
00:48:46 [Phone rings]
00:48:48 [Distorted ringing]
00:48:52 Nightclub anyone?
00:48:54 Whoo!
00:48:56 [Engaged tone]
00:48:59 - What are you doing now?
00:49:01 - Why?
00:49:02 - I'd like to report a missing person.
00:49:05 It's my wife, she's wearing
00:49:09 - Missing in a pub?
00:49:12 She should be here with me, on
00:49:15 - What was the lady's name?
00:49:18 And what was she wearing
00:49:21 - I just told you. A wedding dress.
00:49:23 - White. It was fucking white.
00:49:27 - What?
00:49:28 - It's cream, cream.
00:49:30 - Ivory. It's an ivory wedding dress.
00:49:35 Well, leave it with us, sir,
00:49:38 - Thanks for your call.
00:49:42 - We're not.
00:49:47 What were they saying?
00:49:50 I can't believe this is
00:49:55 Is there anything I can do?
00:49:58 No. Please, no.
00:50:00 No, thanks. This is...
00:50:03 - Me?
00:50:04 Hey, sunshine,
00:50:08 - A favour?
00:50:13 If my baby doesn't turn up soon,
00:50:16 - Hey...
00:50:20 I don't know who you are,
00:50:32 Freddie. Freddie.
00:50:35 Freddie, wake up. Wake up. Freddie.
00:50:39 [Both grunt]
00:50:41 I think it's time we had a word
00:50:53 Hello, Wilson.
00:50:56 - Do I know you?
00:51:01 I have every right to stay.
00:51:05 I have. I am married.
00:51:08 That's just the problem.
00:51:11 Your wife isn't exactly
00:51:14 We think it's all a show,
00:51:18 But when we find out, and we will,
00:51:20 you're gonna be on the first plane
00:51:22 - Bongo Bongo?
00:51:26 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:51:28 Don't you? Where did you
00:51:31 - In a pub.
00:51:34 - About a year ago.
00:51:36 - Like a bolt of lightening?
00:51:39 - She's the perfect woman for me.
00:51:42 What is the problem, huh?
00:51:47 Now, that was clever of you, I'll give
00:51:51 - What's her favourite colour?
00:51:54 - Animal?
00:51:57 - Song?
00:51:59 - Film?
00:52:01 - What height is she?
00:52:07 Where did you first propose to Maura?
00:52:10 Stephen's Green, near a pond.
00:52:14 - There were swans.
00:52:18 Will you stop interrupting
00:52:22 - Sorry.
00:52:27 Great band, aren't they?
00:52:31 Yes, very good.
00:52:36 Sure.
00:52:41 Would it be a sin
00:52:46 Paid? Why would somebody want do that?
00:52:52 - Do you know somebody who's done this?
00:52:55 Oh, not Wilson.
00:52:58 - Is it a sin?
00:53:01 Marriage is a holy sacrament
00:53:05 performed by a servant of God.
00:53:08 - Me.
00:53:11 Of course it's a sin.
00:53:15 This is very, very bad. I'm in on this.
00:53:18 - Where is he?
00:53:25 - Come on. Freddie.
00:53:27 I need to talk to you
00:53:30 - OK.
00:53:32 - Here, grab his other arm.
00:53:35 He needs to lie down.
00:53:37 Come on, young fella. Whoa!
00:53:41 - Thanks.
00:53:43 - Over there.
00:53:46 Quick, in here. In here.
00:53:50 We'll need to ask your so-called wife
00:53:55 [Whispers] Maura, what is going on?
00:53:57 [Whispers] Shh! The police are after me.
00:54:01 You can ask her whatever you want.
00:54:06 - Whoa.
00:54:08 Everybody's looking for you.
00:54:13 Go on.
00:54:15 And don't go disappearing.
00:54:22 [Groaning]
00:54:27 [Whispers] This is a very bad thing
00:54:30 [Groans]
00:54:32 It's a sin, you know. A biggie.
00:54:34 I'll just have to live with it, Father.
00:54:38 - Well, I can't abide by...
00:54:41 - Hello?
00:54:44 - What? Why me?
00:54:46 And you think I am?
00:54:49 - Oh!
00:54:53 - There it is.
00:54:56 Very nice. Good evening.
00:55:01 Did you notice anything suspicious
00:55:05 Suspicious? No, no, nothing.
00:55:09 [Man] So you've no doubts
00:55:13 - [Groans]
00:55:17 [Man] So it all seemed above board
00:55:21 [Father] Above board to me, yeah.
00:55:24 You would tell us, wouldn't you, Father?
00:55:26 - Man of the cloth.
00:55:45 - Are you happy now?
00:55:51 What? Do you wanna go home?
00:55:54 - Yes.
00:55:55 Now, come on. Let's find her.
00:56:06 It's not what you think.
00:56:10 - Wait. Freddie, wait.
00:56:20 Hey.
00:56:21 Hey. I'm... I'm really sorry
00:56:26 But if... if there's anything
00:56:33 Look, I know you probably mean well...
00:56:40 But... Jesus.
00:56:45 [Groaning] I know you
00:56:48 but every time you try to help out,
00:56:55 So, please, can you just...
00:57:02 Clear off?
00:57:05 Yeah.
00:57:09 Would you?
00:57:15 - No offence.
00:57:40 [Indistinct moaning]
00:57:52 What are you doing?
00:57:55 Can you mind your own business, please?
00:57:58 My business? Don't be annoying me now.
00:58:01 No, I won't. You've been on my back
00:58:07 Have you seen yourself lately, Niamh?
00:58:12 You'd want to have a good look
00:58:13 because you're turning
00:58:18 Now, why don't you go back to
00:58:22 and leave me alone?
00:58:27 Sorry. Can I just get by you there?
00:58:46 [Sophie] I'm gonna be left on the shelf
00:58:49 Who said?
00:58:50 Get out.
00:58:52 My mother.
00:58:54 She said... that I should take
00:59:00 ...'cause I might not get another offer.
00:59:02 [Yells]
00:59:05 - Mothers!
00:59:08 You have got to
00:59:11 Here.
00:59:14 - There you are, love.
00:59:38 You... What do you think you're doing?
00:59:45 - What did I do?
00:59:48 - Make them believe.
00:59:51 I said I'd marry you, but that's all.
00:59:53 Lying to the police
00:59:57 But you have to. It's the only way.
00:59:59 Look, I could get into
01:00:02 Who would look after Molly
01:00:04 They're gonna throw me
01:00:10 Of course I care. I just...
01:00:16 You don't care. You don't.
01:00:19 Of all the girls in this country,
01:00:30 I was a good choice.
01:00:34 I need to get my money now.
01:00:39 I did my part.
01:00:55 What's wrong?
01:01:08 [Maura] Psst!
01:01:14 Yes.
01:01:16 Molly.
01:01:19 Right, Wilson, I've had enough of this.
01:01:23 Unless you can produce your wife
01:01:26 you are going
01:01:30 - Hey, kid, where's your mother?
01:01:36 Brilliant.
01:01:41 Hey!
01:01:42 Watch it, cow.
01:01:48 Look! It's Batman.
01:01:52 Ha-ha!
01:01:56 Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
01:02:03 - Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:02:06 - Please let me help you.
01:02:08 - [Siren wails]
01:02:12 I made a mistake.
01:02:23 How are you, love?
01:02:27 I can't do this anymore.
01:02:30 I'm leaving you.
01:02:34 I want all your stuff gone by tomorrow.
01:02:44 She didn't mean that.
01:02:48 Did she?
01:02:54 [Indistinct chatter]
01:03:14 It was nice meeting you, Molly.
01:03:17 - Where are you going?
01:03:21 There's no point in staying.
01:03:25 I've messed it up again.
01:03:29 Mine's a mess too.
01:03:32 No. No, you've got a lovely family.
01:03:37 Your mother's not too bad, really.
01:03:40 And your dad seems like a nice guy.
01:03:42 - It's all a show.
01:03:45 Their marriage. He paid her to do it
01:03:49 Well, that's... That's terrible.
01:03:53 I know. She says she did it
01:03:58 She sure is one woman, your mother.
01:04:02 - Full of surprises.
01:04:07 Maybe she just wants
01:04:11 You might give her a break, eh?
01:04:18 Take care of yourself, Molly, OK?
01:04:22 OK.
01:04:37 - A wedding dress?
01:04:43 Her name wouldn't be...
01:04:47 [Man] What's your name, love?
01:05:05 There you are.
01:05:10 - Molly hates me, doesn't she?
01:05:14 I mean, why would she?
01:05:17 You just dragged her through a fake
01:05:21 who isn't gonna be a father to her,
01:05:28 - Thanks.
01:05:34 - Come on.
01:05:37 What on earth...? Sophie!
01:05:43 - Where did you find her?
01:05:47 I want to see Freddie!
01:05:48 Um, look, we'll...
01:05:53 Thank you very much. Thank you.
01:05:56 - Where is he?
01:05:58 - I wanna see...
01:06:00 Sophie, come here.
01:06:04 - I wanna see Freddie.
01:06:11 Freddie, wait! She's back!
01:06:16 She came back?
01:06:20 I knew it. I knew she would.
01:06:21 Thank you. Thank you, Molly.
01:06:27 Thank you! Ha!
01:06:29 Now, your father will bring
01:06:33 I'm not going anywhere. I just got here.
01:06:35 Listen to your mother, princess.
01:06:39 For the best? For the best?
01:06:42 This is all your fault!
01:06:45 Take your chance
01:06:48 I'm not listening to you
01:06:52 Sophie, will you calm down, dear?
01:06:54 - Get out of my way.
01:06:59 Sophie!
01:07:10 - She came back.
01:07:14 Oh, yes, that's great.
01:07:17 I think Niamh is leaving me.
01:07:21 - That's very funny.
01:07:26 Sophie.
01:07:32 No one wants you. Why don't you do
01:07:37 [Man] Hey, let's have both couples
01:07:41 - [Down-tempo music plays]
01:07:46 - Sophie.
01:07:52 Thank God you're back.
01:07:54 OK. I'll do it.
01:07:58 - Quick, tell me everything.
01:08:01 I gave you my whole life story,
01:08:04 - You didn't read it?
01:08:09 I'm going to kill you.
01:08:10 It's all just been
01:08:13 It doesn't matter anymore.
01:08:15 Oh, great. Great. I promise,
01:08:19 - Where are you going?
01:08:29 I'm Wilson.
01:08:31 And I'm... Whoo!... just the woman
01:08:35 Excuse me?
01:08:38 Just keep a close eye on her,
01:08:52 I really, really need to talk to her.
01:08:57 - Can I cut in?
01:09:03 What is she talking about?
01:09:05 Maura O'Reilly, I'm gonna
01:09:08 - Sure, just a minute.
01:09:15 Now. I'm afraid
01:09:17 Keep dancing.
01:09:20 - Hey!
01:09:23 I didn't get to make my speech
01:09:29 Shh! Shh!
01:09:32 A lot's happened to me today.
01:09:39 I've thought a lot about things.
01:09:42 About my life and what I want from it.
01:09:47 Freddie, you are going to make someone
01:09:53 a wonderful husband, really.
01:09:59 - But it's not me.
01:10:02 We're not right for each other
01:10:05 I don't fancy going
01:10:08 I mean, to hell with marriage!
01:10:10 Why do we do it anyway?
01:10:14 - [Stomping]
01:10:17 What I'm trying to say is, from now on,
01:10:23 I'm going to do what I want to do,
01:10:28 for myself,
01:10:33 So, Freddie...
01:10:40 ...I want another divorce.
01:10:45 Oh, Jesus.
01:10:59 Right, I've had enough of this. Declan.
01:11:04 Where are you going?
01:11:06 They can't deport me
01:11:08 Please...
01:11:11 Tell Emily...
01:11:14 You, where's the groom?
01:11:17 - No, wait, please.
01:11:23 That's for Sophie, you scumbag. Yes!
01:11:32 Oh! Oh!
01:11:36 - Are you... Are you all right?
01:11:41 I don't know who they are, honestly.
01:11:53 You can forget about your money.
01:11:55 - But I'll lose my house.
01:12:02 - I don't care.
01:12:14 You just lost me nine thousand.
01:12:18 - Did I?
01:12:21 I'm sorry.
01:12:29 Um, there's a few hundred there. Um...
01:12:32 And... just take all my credit cards,
01:12:35 'cause... I'm not gonna be
01:12:41 And could you give...
01:12:44 Could you give that to Sophie?
01:12:51 Goodbye.
01:13:01 Not so fast, sunshine.
01:13:04 Wilson Okinwe, I'm arresting you under
01:13:08 Now, you have the right
01:13:10 but anything you do say
01:13:14 What are you doing to my husband?
01:13:17 Well, if it isn't
01:13:21 I'd like to ask you
01:13:23 Wilson, who are these gentlemen?
01:13:25 - Stay.
01:13:28 This way, please.
01:13:43 Wilson, don't be going away... please.
01:13:52 25th of June.
01:13:57 Hi, Norman.
01:13:59 Less of that, now, missus.
01:14:02 So... you like the black fellas, eh?
01:14:05 [Gasps] I really don't think
01:14:09 - Where's Wilson from?
01:14:14 - Africa.
01:14:17 - [Door opens]
01:14:19 - [speaks African language]
01:14:22 And where do you think you're going?
01:14:24 I need me ma. I'm only nine, you know.
01:14:27 Go on. You can stay
01:14:31 Good girl. You were saying?
01:14:34 Uh... Um...
01:14:37 Sounds like...
01:14:38 low... low...
01:14:41 Loko. Loko. Loko.
01:14:45 Correct. Listen, kid, there's no moving
01:14:50 - Have you got that?
01:14:52 Good girl. How many brothers and sisters
01:14:55 Oh... Um...
01:15:00 - You're sweating, Mrs Okinwe.
01:15:04 Um...
01:15:06 Two sis... brothers.
01:15:10 - One sister.
01:15:14 - Correct.
01:15:15 Listen, kid, I'm not joking.
01:15:18 If you so much as twitch, I'm sending
01:15:23 Last chance.
01:15:29 What's his mother's name?
01:15:34 Um...
01:15:36 - I can't say it.
01:15:39 - I mean, I can't pronounce it.
01:15:41 I just call her Ma.
01:15:46 - Where did he propose?
01:15:49 - [Groans]
01:15:52 Gorgeous day.
01:15:55 You're sweating, detective.
01:15:58 Anything else? 'Cause if there isn't,
01:16:03 Thanks. Come on.
01:16:08 Wait a minute.
01:16:20 There you are, love. Oh!
01:16:26 See you in a minute.
01:16:29 Oh, come on.
01:16:31 Oh, God.
01:16:43 Do you think we could borrow
01:16:47 Oh.
01:16:49 Thanks.
01:16:53 - [Mouths]
01:17:00 Well, everything seems to be in order.
01:17:06 - And you are?
01:17:10 Of course you are.
01:17:12 Well, carry on.
01:17:16 Declan.
01:17:18 Congratulations. Lovely wedding.
01:17:44 [Up-tempo music playing]
01:17:53 So, Sophie...
01:17:57 Has all this made you look at women
01:18:04 How do you mean?
01:18:06 - You know.
01:18:11 "Goodbye, world. I'm sorry, Sophie."
01:18:15 - What does that mean?
01:18:27 - Freddie!
01:18:34 I hope you haven't come up here
01:18:38 Don't come any closer. I will do it.
01:18:43 I really thought I could do this.
01:18:48 Freddie, did you take
01:18:52 You?
01:18:54 You're the one that was
01:18:57 Me? Course it wasn't me.
01:19:00 He nearly drove me to it. Everything
01:19:03 But it never is.
01:19:08 Nothing is ever perfect,
01:19:16 So...
01:19:20 - You don't love her.
01:19:32 No. She's right.
01:19:36 I did, I did.
01:19:40 But I don't love you anymore.
01:19:43 I just wanted something
01:19:46 [Sophie] What?
01:19:48 You moron!
01:19:51 - You put me through all of this!
01:19:55 - Can... Can you forgive me?
01:19:58 For heaven's sake,
01:20:01 No. Till death us do part, he swore!
01:20:04 He'll be dead in a minute if you don't
01:20:08 - Good enough for him.
01:20:11 - So?
01:20:15 Go on!
01:20:20 [Sophie] Freddie...
01:20:24 I forgive you.
01:20:29 You do?
01:20:33 I do.
01:20:40 Come down.
01:21:11 It might have worked.
01:21:15 No chance.
01:21:18 We should have known the first time.
01:21:23 It's just the way things are.
01:21:28 - No. No, you keep it.
01:21:34 I don't want it.
01:21:37 I'll see you.
01:21:52 You know, if I can't make this marriage
01:21:58 Do you ever stop moaning?
01:22:00 Didn't you notice?
01:22:02 Well, it seems to me
01:22:08 Anyway, marriage is not the
01:22:12 Like you would know.
01:22:15 - Oh. Molly told you.
01:22:20 Well, maybe I'm not the best person
01:22:24 but you'll get over it,
01:22:28 - Who'd want me? I'm a nutter.
01:22:34 What else have you got to lose, hey?
01:22:37 And maybe just try living
01:22:40 If it works out, you can risk marriage
01:23:02 - I'd better find my daughter.
01:23:23 I'll do anything you want.
01:23:36 I'll clean the house.
01:23:39 I'll cook.
01:23:42 I'll mind the kids.
01:23:45 I'll lose weight. I'll go to a gym.
01:23:48 Look, I'll do anything.
01:23:53 Not interested.
01:24:01 No more drink. I'll give it up.
01:24:07 Look, you mean everything to me,
01:24:12 Don't mind what that woman said.
01:24:14 Our marriage means something,
01:24:18 You know...
01:24:22 I don't have to remember the last time
01:24:29 I always did.
01:24:31 And I always will.
01:24:34 Just take me back, please.
01:24:45 OK, OK.
01:24:48 Just... [exhaling heavily]
01:25:01 - One orange juice, please.
01:25:11 Ah, there you are.
01:25:15 - You weren't that bad, you know.
01:25:18 Ah, don't be like that. It's a party.
01:25:21 - No, really.
01:25:23 Hey, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads.
01:25:25 She's gonna do a song with you.
01:25:29 Come on, everybody.
01:25:32 [Up-tempo music starts]
01:25:38 Go on, go on, go on,
01:25:45 - Hi.
01:25:48 - Your mum's looking for you.
01:25:54 I've paid for two weddings for you,
01:25:57 Do you know how much that is?
01:26:01 And my daughter is still single...
01:26:08 Come here.
01:26:09 - Come on!
01:26:12 In here.
01:26:18 - I don't like him.
01:26:20 - [Gasps]
01:26:25 Thought you could
01:26:27 - Jesus...
01:26:29 Follow me. Follow me.
01:26:33 Right.
01:26:38 Shh.
01:26:40 Oh, don't lock me out.
01:26:42 I'm getting angry now, Freddie.
01:26:48 Where are you?
01:26:52 Come back!
01:26:56 Molly.
01:27:00 - Oh... Oh...
01:27:05 - You.
01:27:13 Freddie!
01:27:19 Bye-bye, Freddie.
01:27:32 Freddie.
01:27:36 Oh, gosh.
01:27:41 Oh! Are you...
01:27:45 Are you OK?
01:27:49 - I'm fine.
01:27:54 [# Singing Everybody Let's Party]
01:28:06 [Indistinct shouting]
01:28:38 I'm sorry I didn't tell you everything.
01:28:42 All that matters to me
01:28:45 and I couldn't even do that.
01:28:47 - I've been a useless mother.
01:28:50 I have. I haven't given you
01:28:55 You'd have been better off without me.
01:28:57 I'm gonna try harder, I mean it.
01:29:00 From today it'll be a new me.
01:29:03 I don't want you to change.
01:29:06 - Really?
01:29:08 I like you just the way you are.
01:29:16 - Warts and all?
01:29:23 Mmm. [exhales]
01:29:27 Come on, let's go home.
01:29:41 Wait, wait. [laughing]
01:29:47 This is for you.
01:29:51 Thanks.
01:29:53 I wouldn't take it,
01:29:56 You earned it.
01:30:00 [Groans]
01:30:02 - Oh, no.
01:30:04 He doesn't like me.
01:30:07 Best of luck to you two. I mean it.
01:30:13 - Bye, Molly.
01:30:18 Come on.
01:30:25 [Molly] I'm looking forward
01:30:41 We're going home.
01:30:45 OK.
01:30:52 It was nice to meet you.
01:30:58 You too.
01:31:05 Well... goodbye.
01:31:09 Bye.
01:31:50 Do you wanna get some breakfast?
01:31:55 My treat.
01:31:59 - What do you think?
01:32:04 Great.
01:32:12 You know, I've two tickets to Italy
01:32:15 The plane leaves at two.
01:32:18 No, they're yours. You should go.
01:32:25 I suppose I could try and get
01:32:43 What do you think?
01:32:48 So are you.
01:32:53 [# Mick Flannery: Safety Rope]
01:33:04 Let's talk about it over breakfast.