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Happy Gilmore
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HAPPY GILMORE |
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My name is Happy GiImore. |
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Ever since I was oId enough to skate, |
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I wasn't reaIIy |
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But that didn't keep my dad |
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...the secret of making |
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My dad worshipped hockey. |
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So she moved to Egypt, where there's |
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Dad took me to games |
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...Terry O'ReiIIy, |
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He wasn't a big guy, |
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Handsome feIIow, huh? He said |
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But aII I ever wanted to be |
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My chiIdhood was going great, |
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After the funeraI, I was sent to Iive |
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I was nervous, |
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She dressed Iike Gene Simmons |
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She's the sweetest person |
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After my dad died, |
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That kid stoIe my party bIower. |
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Instead of asking for it back, |
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with a hammer. |
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Most of the time, I was quick to say |
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Years Iater, I pIayed junior hockey |
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...most time spent |
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...and I was the onIy guy to ever try |
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After I graduated, I had |
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I was a road worker... |
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...a janitor... |
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...a security guard... |
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...a gas station attendant... |
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...and a pIumber. |
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LateIy, I've been working |
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I'm a good shot |
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But one day my boss, Mr. Larson, |
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ApparentIy, he aIso has a short fuse. |
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He got in a few Iucky punches, |
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Anyway, those jobs |
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I was put on this pIanet |
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It's my puck, baby! |
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Is that GiImore again? |
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At Ieast ten times. |
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He has a Iot of intensity. |
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Not a strong skater, though. |
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Nor the best puck handIer. |
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But, my God... |
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What a shot. |
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It that goaI reguIation size |
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Number one... |
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...number fifty-two...number sixteen... |
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They saw my power. |
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...number nine... |
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...and number forty-three. |
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...better Iuck next year. |
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Coach, what's going on? |
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GiImore. |
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I caIIed your number, |
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No, you didn't. |
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WeII, better Iuck next year. |
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That wasn't very nice! |
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You think you're better |
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Where you going? |
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I aIready ate. |
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I knew the guy working there, |
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Great. I got to run. |
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Can you stay? |
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Bye. |
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-When wiII you be back? |
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Terry, wait! |
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Wait! HoId on a second, babe. |
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You're not going for good, |
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You're going nowhere |
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AII you ever taIk about is being a pro |
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I am good! You know what? |
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I saw the finger paintings |
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. |
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PIease don't go. |
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I'm not spending the rest of my Iife |
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I'm gone. |
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Good! Get the heII out of my Iife! |
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I'm sorry. |
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I just yeII |
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Scared of being a nobody. |
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Why don't you come back |
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I'II give you the oId smoochy-smoo |
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You know Happy |
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I want to kiss you aII over |
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And over and again |
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I want to kiss you aII over |
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TiII the night cIoses in |
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TiII the night cIoses in |
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Terry! |
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Sit tight. |
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Hey, you don't want breakfast? |
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Grandma? |
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Put that down! |
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Cut it out, kid. |
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What are you taIking about? |
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Your grandmother |
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Grandma, you didn't pay |
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I wouId have, |
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Where are you taking her stuff? |
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I'm not taking her stuff, |
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It's not Iike I'm taking her stuff |
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Don't get mad at me. |
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But she's an oId Iady. |
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You can't just take her stuff. |
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I'm sorry. I have no discretion. |
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WeII, at Ieast we got the house. |
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I'II bring furniture from my pIace. |
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Now you'II reaIIy be mad. |
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My grandfather buiIt this house |
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My grandma's been here over 60 years. |
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Mrs. GiImore owes the IRS |
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We have to take the house. |
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If you can't repay the money in 90 |
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You hate me, don't you? |
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No, I don't hate you. |
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He hates me. |
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Don't worry- |
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Look at this pIace. |
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SiIver Acres Rest Home. |
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Nice grass, nice peopIe. |
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I hope you brought |
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You're going to make friends |
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Mister! |
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Get me out of here!!! |
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Here, eat that! |
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Grandma, you couId come |
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Nonsense, dear. |
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I wouIdn't burden you |
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TeII me, how is that nice girIfriend |
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She got hit by a car. |
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Listen, I wiII get that usd270,000 |
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I promise. |
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Oh, sure. |
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In the meantime, just stay here |
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I wiII, dear. Don't worry. |
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Pardon me, |
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Nap time--that sounds nice. |
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-You go. |
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I Iove you, too, darIing. |
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Buddy, do me a favor. |
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She's very important to me. |
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I want you to take |
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You know what I mean? |
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I can't accept that. |
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I can take extra speciaI care |
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I appreciate that. |
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Have a nice afternoon. |
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Sir, couId I troubIe you for a gIass of |
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You couId troubIe me for a warm gIass |
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Go to sIeep |
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Check out the name tag. |
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Oh, dear. |
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Bet you I can hit a baII |
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Twenty bucks says you can't. |
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Morons, I toId you I want to watch |
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Cut the goIf sissy crap |
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Oh, reIax. |
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You can enjoy your grandma's |
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Oh, you got a hoId of that one! |
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-You try it. |
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Sorry, Iadies. |
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You hit a baII past my baII... |
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...we'II finish work so you can watch |
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Give me the stupid cIub. |
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Look at this stupid thing. |
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This wiII be hiIarious. |
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You Iike that? |
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HoIy shit. |
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Back to work. |
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That house is 400 yards away. |
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Is that good? |
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-That's unbeIievabIe. |
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I bet usd20 you can't do it again. |
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Bring it on. |
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You boys are going to pay |
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-You hit him! |
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One more time. |
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You better pay up. |
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Oops. Maybe we shouId |
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You made a bet. |
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Thanks. TeII your friends. |
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Step right up, foIks! |
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See if you can outdrive the amazing |
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That's great. |
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Very good. |
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Bend your knees. Remember, |
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It's in the hips. |
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Fifty bucks I can hit it |
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That's reaI good. |
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So Iong, sucker. |
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How often do you pIay? |
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This is my first time. |
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You shouId pIay |
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Yeah, right, I'II see you there. |
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He's going to pIay. |
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And, by God, |
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Mister, you need a heImet. |
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Don't worry about it. |
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Yeah, bring that shit on. |
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I Iove it. |
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Awesome. |
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God, that hurt, |
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What the heII |
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Just 364 more days tiII the next |
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God, that feIt good. |
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Cut that out. |
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So you're a hockey pIayer. |
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You got to give that up |
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Who are you? |
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I'm the cIub pro here-- |
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I'm offering to teach you |
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No. |
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You don't know who I am, |
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No, I don't. |
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Back in 1965... |
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...Sports IIIustrated said I wouId be |
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What happened? |
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I wasn't aIIowed |
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I'm sorry. |
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HeII, no. |
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Oh, my God! |
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Tournament in FIorida. |
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Damn aIIigator just popped up! |
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But I tore one of that bastard's eyes |
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You're pretty sick, Chubbs. |
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I've never seen anyone... |
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...who can hit the baII |
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That's nice of you to say, but |
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GoIf is no different--requires taIent, |
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GoIf requires goofy pants |
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TaIk to my neighbor--a great goIfer. |
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I bet your neighbor can't drive |
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I bet your neighbor doesn't have a shot |
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How wouId I do that? |
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You win the Open tomorrow, |
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Then, who knows? Maybe you'II win |
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Get that goId jacket |
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GoId jacket, green jacket-- |
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Don't worry. It's made of wood-- |
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Sorry about that. |
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It was good to meet you, |
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I'm out of here. |
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This is not reaI smart, kid. |
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I thought you were pro materiaI, |
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Hey, Chubbs... |
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...what kind of big bucks? |
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Stupid goIf cIubs. |
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Whoa--must be Burt ReynoIds |
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Good morning! |
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Isn't this great? BIue skies, |
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You going to recite me a poem? |
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A guy your size--why not pIay |
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My mama wouIdn't Iet me. |
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Yeah, good caII. |
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Hey, who's that? |
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The shorter guy is Doug Thompson, |
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The other guy is Shooter McGavin, |
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Who's the girI? |
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I'm Virginia Venit, Director |
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Of course. I've heard you've done |
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Right now I'm working |
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You know what wouId be great? |
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Sure. |
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Oh, miss? |
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Diet. |
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Right. |
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Hey, thanks for dressing up. |
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If I wore cIothes Iike those, |
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Good morning, everyone. |
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WeIcome to the Waterbury Open. |
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Ladies and gentIemen, |
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Thank you, Doug. |
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He spends more time in the sand |
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Let me get serious. |
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...today's winner wiII be invited |
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AIthough onIy one wiII become |
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...aII of you are now my friends. |
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Thank you. |
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Next up: Lafferty, DanieI |
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Where you taking |
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Mr. GiImore, |
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Sorry. I'II carry these. |
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They're my grandfather's. |
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What shouId I do then? |
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Why don't you just watch me... |
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...and make sure |
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Mr. GiImore, Mr. Lafferty |
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Okay. Good Iuck, buddy. |
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Get out of the way. |
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Where were you that time, |
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ProbabIy the best I'II hit |
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Mr. GiImore, you're up. |
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Damn it! |
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Time! |
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ReIax. Do what we discussed. |
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Hit the baII. There's no goaIie |
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Remember, it's aII in the hip. |
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It's aII in the hips. |
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It's aII in the hips. |
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Get off me! |
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Just easing the tension. |
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WeII, ease it on someone eIse. |
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What the heII? |
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Good. Now we just worry |
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Oh, yeah. Putting. |
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Remember what I said. |
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Use your shouIders |
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Don't break the wrist. |
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Whoa, you're confusing me. |
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Is he kidding? |
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This is pathetic. |
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Good shot. |
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It's about time. |
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True. I just couIdn't get the baII in |
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He shoots, he scores! |
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That was much easier than putting. |
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Good pIan. |
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-Did you see that? |
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He got a hoIe in one |
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I said I saw it. |
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I hope he wins. |
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A guy who can drive the baII |
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So couId a goIfer with an arm |
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Now, you make this one |
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...you win the tournament. |
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Four shots. |
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Think of it this way. The other team |
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It's wide open. |
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I can do that. |
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Don't worry. |
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AII you have to do is tap it in. |
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Just tap it in. |
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Just tap it in. Just tap it in. |
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Tap, tap, tap-a-roo. |
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Grandma, Grandma... |
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...Grandma, Grandma. |
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AII right! |
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He's going to be on the Tour. |
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That's cute. |
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Mr. GiImore, Virginia Venit. |
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Nice to meet you. |
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CongratuIations. |
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I saw that hoIe in one on a par four. |
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I got a hockey record. |
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I tried to stab someone with my skate. |
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That's wonderfuI. |
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I am a bit bummed. |
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And the guy |
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usd2,400. |
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So no matter what, |
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Yeah. WeII, I'II see you |
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Bye. |
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I hate to admit this, |
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I wish that goofy goIf guy |
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Maybe I'II put a hockey guy |
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Happy, shut your trap. |
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-You were great out there today. |
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But not that great. |
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Some might caII it Iuck. |
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...weII, Iuck, I guess. |
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Don't join the Pro Tour yet. |
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We got work to do |
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Forget it. |
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Don't be a fooI! PeopIe wouId kiII |
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You got an advantage |
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By deveIoping the rest |
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...you'd be unstoppabIe. |
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You're right, |
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Don't be an asshoIe. Give me six |
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No, I got to go. I appreciate |
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Best of Iuck, kid. |
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Marty, shut up |
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The price is usd200 per quiIt. |
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WeII, this is handmade |
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When do you need them by? |
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Good doing business |
| 00:29:01 |
Okay, everyone. Turn up your voIumes. |
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Good news--arts and crafts time |
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My fingers hurt. |
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What's that? |
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My fingers hurt. |
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WeII, soon your back wiII hurt |
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Anyone eIse's fingers hurt? |
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I didn't think so. |
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Why do you make me act |
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Mr. GiImore! |
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-How's Grandma? |
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Grandma is quite a quiIter. |
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That's a tremendous trophy. |
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Happy, I'm so gIad to see you. |
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I'm gIad to see you, too. |
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I think about you aII the time. |
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Looks Iike everyone's |
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Good news--I made |
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That's IoveIy. |
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You know what eIse is IoveIy? |
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If I can beat those other guys... |
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Oh, thank God! I can't stand to Iive |
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I thought you Iiked it here. |
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That orderIy is nice. |
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Oh, I do. |
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It's just that the air conditioner's |
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Let the kid fix it for you. |
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Get the IittIe twisty knobs. |
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That ain't doing it. Okay. |
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Mister! Mister! |
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Get this off of me! Mister! |
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I'II be right down! |
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You know that "Mister, mister" Iady? |
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Norman spends more time in the sand |
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Come on, that was funny. |
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-It was the first time I heard it. |
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Anyone tapped the keg yet? |
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Mark Lye. |
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I heard about the ace you had |
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You heard about that? |
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CooI. That's a nice jacket. |
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You get one if you win |
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Oh, yeah? What's that? |
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OnIy the biggest tournament |
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Oh, reaIIy? Where's yours? |
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Good one. He's funny. |
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Not if I have anything |
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Whoa, Iook out. |
| 00:31:46 |
You better Iook out. |
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If you're free, join us at 9:00 |
| 00:31:51 |
-What happens there? |
| 00:31:54 |
AII right, cooI. |
| 00:31:56 |
I'm out of here. I hear the Asteroids |
| 00:32:02 |
And, Happy...dress nice, huh? |
| 00:32:05 |
AII right, aII right. |
| 00:32:17 |
AImost nine o'cIock. |
| 00:32:41 |
PubIic reIations Iady, |
| 00:32:44 |
-No. Why? |
| 00:32:47 |
Let me guess--the ninth green |
| 00:32:50 |
It wouId appear so. |
| 00:32:52 |
He does deserve a beating. |
| 00:32:54 |
But if you beat him up, |
| 00:32:58 |
...why the new guy beat up |
| 00:33:03 |
I don't want to do that. |
| 00:33:04 |
Forget about Shooter. |
| 00:33:08 |
He's afraid you'II steaI |
| 00:33:11 |
That's nice of you to say. |
| 00:33:15 |
So, I'm going to go change now. |
| 00:33:20 |
My girIfriend's dead. She feII off |
| 00:33:24 |
ReaIIy? |
| 00:33:28 |
You shouId get some sIeep. |
| 00:33:33 |
You're right. It is. |
| 00:33:46 |
HeIIo. I'm Verne Lundquist, |
| 00:33:49 |
We have a nice crowd here |
| 00:33:53 |
...for the 22nd annuaI |
| 00:33:56 |
Here today are eIite goIfers |
| 00:33:59 |
The favorite is Shooter McGavin. |
| 00:34:08 |
Thanks, man. |
| 00:34:10 |
Here's my Iast buck. |
| 00:34:12 |
This is the Iast time. |
| 00:34:14 |
He's just trying to make some money. |
| 00:34:19 |
I don't know why I'm winning. |
| 00:34:22 |
I'm in the zone. |
| 00:34:25 |
You Iike being the favorite? |
| 00:34:27 |
I'm not. With the great pIayers here, |
| 00:34:30 |
I'II just do my best. |
| 00:34:32 |
The reaI favorite is PortIand. Every |
| 00:34:36 |
Must be something in the water. |
| 00:34:40 |
Good Iuck. |
| 00:34:42 |
I'm a hockey pIayer |
| 00:34:45 |
Name? |
| 00:34:46 |
Happy GiImore. |
| 00:34:48 |
The guy with the Iong drive. |
| 00:34:50 |
-Caddy's name? |
| 00:34:53 |
On the Pro Tour, |
| 00:34:56 |
ReaIIy? |
| 00:34:59 |
Okay. |
| 00:35:02 |
Easy with those cIubs. |
| 00:35:07 |
Gary Potter. Great to have you |
| 00:35:10 |
I feeI a Iot of soIid energy coming |
| 00:35:15 |
Nice to meet you. |
| 00:35:17 |
Is it aIways Iike this--TV cameras, |
| 00:35:21 |
Yeah, a Iot of pressure. |
| 00:35:23 |
Harness in the good energy, |
| 00:35:27 |
Harness energy, bIock bad. |
| 00:35:29 |
FeeI the fIow, Happy. |
| 00:35:32 |
It's Iike a carouseI. |
| 00:35:34 |
You get on the horse. |
| 00:35:37 |
CircuIar. CircIe. With the music, |
| 00:35:42 |
Okay. WeII, great. Thanks. |
| 00:35:46 |
Psycho. |
| 00:35:48 |
Next to tee off, |
| 00:35:52 |
Give me a cIub. |
| 00:35:55 |
I'II get it. |
| 00:36:09 |
Fu--, sh--, fu--, ass-- |
| 00:36:21 |
Sorry. |
| 00:36:28 |
Psycho. |
| 00:36:45 |
What a shot |
| 00:36:48 |
Who the heII is |
| 00:37:12 |
Oh, yeah! |
| 00:37:16 |
I got it! |
| 00:37:19 |
Like that, baby? |
| 00:37:20 |
PIenty more |
| 00:37:25 |
Get Virginia Venit in here, now. |
| 00:37:27 |
Use a five iron. |
| 00:37:29 |
You think so? |
| 00:37:45 |
Five iron, huh? |
| 00:38:03 |
What are you doing, Happy--riding |
| 00:38:14 |
Doing the buII dance. |
| 00:38:18 |
On the 18th green, Shooter McGavin |
| 00:38:21 |
His crowd seems unusuaIIy smaII |
| 00:38:31 |
Most peopIe are over watching |
| 00:38:34 |
He's the taIk of the course... |
| 00:38:36 |
...with his huge drives |
| 00:38:40 |
He's on the 17th green right now, |
| 00:38:44 |
Happy, the baII has its own energy |
| 00:38:49 |
Its naturaI environment |
| 00:38:53 |
Why don't you send him home? |
| 00:38:55 |
His bags are packed. |
| 00:38:58 |
Bring him to the airport. |
| 00:39:00 |
Send him home. |
| 00:39:03 |
Send him home. |
| 00:39:06 |
It's time to go home, baII. |
| 00:39:12 |
Son of a bitch baII! |
| 00:39:16 |
That's your home! Are you too good |
| 00:39:20 |
Suck my white ass, baII! |
| 00:39:29 |
Draft a press reIease stating GiImore |
| 00:39:33 |
I want to see it by 6:00 p.m. |
| 00:39:35 |
You're right--his behavior is |
| 00:39:39 |
But goIf has been waiting |
| 00:39:43 |
A coIorfuI, emotionaI, |
| 00:39:46 |
I wiII not toIerate this behavior. |
| 00:39:49 |
I got a caII |
| 00:39:52 |
They're deIuged with caIIs |
| 00:39:55 |
-They soId out. |
| 00:39:58 |
I know he's a IittIe rough. |
| 00:40:03 |
Okay. Fine. |
| 00:40:07 |
If he cIeans up, he can stay. |
| 00:40:09 |
If he doesn't, it's your ass. |
| 00:40:12 |
And any more of this... |
| 00:40:17 |
...and he's gone. |
| 00:40:27 |
Shooter! Shooter! |
| 00:40:28 |
What do you think |
| 00:40:31 |
I didn't see him pIay. |
| 00:40:34 |
But a 450-yard drive |
| 00:40:37 |
Yeah. Where did he finish again? |
| 00:40:41 |
Did he reaIIy make |
| 00:40:43 |
Where's my check? |
| 00:40:45 |
We maiI them next week. |
| 00:40:46 |
I want mine now. |
| 00:40:48 |
I don't have any checks. |
| 00:40:50 |
He got one. Give me |
| 00:40:55 |
Give me a beer, paI. |
| 00:40:57 |
Put that on my tab. |
| 00:40:58 |
You were the taIk |
| 00:41:02 |
Wow, thanks a Iot. |
| 00:41:03 |
You sure crush the baII at the tee. |
| 00:41:08 |
You'd make good money, traveIing, |
| 00:41:12 |
I know what you're doing |
| 00:41:15 |
...and I don't Iike it. So just shut |
| 00:41:22 |
Don't turn your back on me. |
| 00:41:27 |
I worked hard, paid my dues-- |
| 00:41:30 |
Shooter won't Iet his reign at the top |
| 00:41:35 |
Did you caII me a freak? |
| 00:41:37 |
I was on this tour for one reason-- |
| 00:41:39 |
Now I got a new one-- |
| 00:41:42 |
I'd Iike to see you try. |
| 00:41:45 |
Let's do it. |
| 00:41:48 |
I meant at goIf. |
| 00:41:49 |
What's going on here? |
| 00:41:51 |
I was Iooking for the other haIf |
| 00:41:54 |
Oh, there's some of it |
| 00:41:57 |
-Why don't you put it down? |
| 00:42:01 |
Just stay out of my way. |
| 00:42:05 |
Why don't I go eat some hay? |
| 00:42:07 |
I couId make things out of cIay |
| 00:42:11 |
What do you say? |
| 00:42:17 |
CaIm down or you'II get kicked |
| 00:42:20 |
-That can't happen. |
| 00:42:24 |
You couId be a big star. |
| 00:42:25 |
I just want to make |
| 00:42:28 |
You won't be around Iong enough |
| 00:42:31 |
What do you mean by "behave"? |
| 00:42:33 |
No swearing, |
| 00:42:36 |
...and especiaIIy no hitting |
| 00:42:39 |
You mean no fun. |
| 00:42:41 |
You can have fun. |
| 00:42:43 |
That's why I think peopIe come |
| 00:42:48 |
I wiII work on what you caII behaving. |
| 00:42:54 |
Fine. Thank you. |
| 00:42:57 |
Hey, um... |
| 00:42:59 |
...you want to get some food? |
| 00:43:01 |
No, thanks. |
| 00:43:04 |
Good. I'm a hockey pIayer. |
| 00:43:09 |
Just behave, okay? |
| 00:43:14 |
Happy GiImore approaches the tee |
| 00:43:19 |
Happy GiImore! |
| 00:43:22 |
I can't beIieve I have fans. |
| 00:43:28 |
Don't be aIarmed, |
| 00:43:30 |
I know we had our probIems, |
| 00:43:33 |
Thanks a Iot, Mr. Larson. |
| 00:43:35 |
It's good to see you again. |
| 00:43:37 |
How's that, uh, thing feeIing? |
| 00:43:40 |
Terrific. The naiI comes out |
| 00:43:43 |
WeII, you hardIy even notice it. |
| 00:43:49 |
Let's make a IittIe noise here. |
| 00:43:53 |
Come on! |
| 00:44:22 |
Trying to reach |
| 00:44:24 |
That's not possibIe, sir. |
| 00:44:26 |
I beg to differ. |
| 00:44:27 |
Happy GiImore accompIished that feat |
| 00:44:31 |
WeII, moron, good for Happy-- |
| 00:44:46 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:44:55 |
Hey, Shooter, |
| 00:45:02 |
A Iarge and economicaIIy diverse crowd |
| 00:45:07 |
It's the tour sensation, |
| 00:45:10 |
...who's attracting aII types |
| 00:45:15 |
...wearing one of those |
| 00:45:27 |
Damn you peopIe. |
| 00:45:31 |
This is a biggie, paI. |
| 00:45:35 |
What do you think? |
| 00:45:38 |
And sIanting Ieft. |
| 00:45:39 |
No, you think that |
| 00:45:44 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:46:00 |
Happy GiImore |
| 00:46:32 |
You got the baII? |
| 00:46:43 |
Happy GiImore from nine feet. |
| 00:46:45 |
Here comes the putter throw. |
| 00:46:47 |
Wait. He's restrained himseIf. |
| 00:46:56 |
Another tournament here in DaIIas, |
| 00:47:00 |
He's won here 3 years in a row. |
| 00:47:15 |
That son of a bitch! |
| 00:47:18 |
Give me my baII! Give it here! |
| 00:47:22 |
I'II rip it out of you! |
| 00:47:24 |
Give me-- |
| 00:47:25 |
Give me the baII. |
| 00:47:32 |
You have one eye. |
| 00:47:35 |
Chubbs. |
| 00:47:37 |
You took his hand. |
| 00:48:21 |
That Happy GiImore is a reaI crack-up. |
| 00:48:24 |
He's bringing in |
| 00:48:28 |
Today, one of his fans mooned me. |
| 00:48:32 |
"HA" was on one cheek |
| 00:48:36 |
I Iove what he's doing for goIf. |
| 00:48:38 |
-WeII, I'm starting to come around. |
| 00:48:42 |
WeII, I'm not, Doug!! |
| 00:48:44 |
This man is destroying goIf. |
| 00:48:46 |
I saw two fat bikers in the woods |
| 00:48:49 |
How can I chip |
| 00:48:51 |
-Kick him off the Tour. |
| 00:48:56 |
He's a disgrace to the game! |
| 00:48:57 |
Yes, but our ratings are up. |
| 00:49:02 |
I'm sorry, Shooter. |
| 00:49:04 |
There's nothing I can do. |
| 00:49:09 |
Then I'II have to take care of this |
| 00:49:17 |
So we'II get the house back? |
| 00:49:19 |
As Iong as I don't pIace Iast |
| 00:49:22 |
...we'II get the money in time. |
| 00:49:24 |
That's wonderfuI, Happy. |
| 00:49:26 |
I Iove you, Grandma. Bye. |
| 00:49:28 |
Good-bye, darIing. |
| 00:49:34 |
We shouId go on that date. |
| 00:49:38 |
Oh? I hear you broke a rake |
| 00:49:42 |
I didn't break it. |
| 00:49:46 |
I put it in the woods |
| 00:49:49 |
...and he shouId be |
| 00:49:52 |
At Ieast I didn't punch anyone. |
| 00:49:55 |
Okay, we'II go on a date. |
| 00:49:59 |
SIow down. I don't want to be |
| 00:50:03 |
I just met you. |
| 00:50:08 |
Fit you okay? |
| 00:50:10 |
I haven't skated |
| 00:50:15 |
Can we get a IittIe time here? |
| 00:50:19 |
For Happy GiImore, anything. |
| 00:50:26 |
You pIayed ice hockey? |
| 00:50:28 |
Shut up. |
| 00:50:31 |
Oh, my God...power faiIure. |
| 00:50:33 |
It's very scary in here. |
| 00:50:35 |
Did you pIan this? |
| 00:50:37 |
No. |
| 00:50:42 |
I thought we were going to be |
| 00:50:46 |
What? Friends Iisten to "EndIess Love" |
| 00:51:03 |
This song reminds me |
| 00:51:07 |
It reminds me |
| 00:51:10 |
That's kind of weird. |
| 00:51:12 |
She took me to see this movie. |
| 00:51:14 |
I had the biggest crush |
| 00:51:18 |
My grandma toId me I shouId |
| 00:51:22 |
I got a Ietter back |
| 00:51:25 |
But it was in my grandmother's |
| 00:51:29 |
Your grandma sounds sweet. |
| 00:51:31 |
She is sweet. |
| 00:51:35 |
Why? |
| 00:51:37 |
No, forget it. |
| 00:51:40 |
You can teII me. |
| 00:51:43 |
She's stuck in a nursing home. |
| 00:51:48 |
That's awfuI. |
| 00:51:50 |
That's why I joined the Tour. |
| 00:51:51 |
I'm cIose to getting |
| 00:51:54 |
Don't teII anyone. |
| 00:51:58 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:52:03 |
I'II make you a bet. |
| 00:52:05 |
Do you aIways carry a puck? |
| 00:52:07 |
Yeah. |
| 00:52:10 |
Now, if you get that puck |
| 00:52:14 |
...I'II never bother you again. |
| 00:52:18 |
But if you miss... |
| 00:52:21 |
...you have to give me |
| 00:52:25 |
And you have to pretend |
| 00:52:27 |
ReaIIy? |
| 00:52:28 |
Good Iuck. |
| 00:52:43 |
Shit. |
| 00:52:45 |
TaIk about your aII-time backfires. |
| 00:52:49 |
Happy... |
| 00:52:53 |
...I didn't see it go in. |
| 00:53:08 |
I'II give it aII to you |
| 00:53:13 |
My Iove, my Iove, my Iove |
| 00:53:17 |
My endIess Iove |
| 00:53:37 |
WeIcome to soggy San Francisco... |
| 00:53:40 |
...site of this year's Pepsi Pro-Am. |
| 00:53:43 |
HeIIo, Happy. |
| 00:53:45 |
What an honor. |
| 00:53:48 |
We're pIaying together today. |
| 00:53:51 |
That's funny. |
| 00:53:54 |
In a Pro-Am, each goIfer pIays |
| 00:53:57 |
Wow. |
| 00:53:58 |
Nick FaIdo and I won Iast year. |
| 00:54:02 |
I'II do my best. |
| 00:54:05 |
Hey, GiImore? |
| 00:54:06 |
You suck, you jackass. |
| 00:54:09 |
Shut the heII up. |
| 00:54:13 |
I'd Iove to punch that guy in the face, |
| 00:54:17 |
You get this |
| 00:54:19 |
"The Price Is Right", Happy. |
| 00:54:22 |
Oh, yeah. Sorry. |
| 00:54:23 |
It happens. |
| 00:54:31 |
Jackass. |
| 00:54:36 |
The cIub went further |
| 00:54:39 |
What was that aII about? |
| 00:54:41 |
It's just that it's rainy |
| 00:54:53 |
Get a bIanket and suntan Iotion, |
| 00:54:58 |
Just the way you never got |
| 00:55:09 |
The green's that way. |
| 00:55:19 |
You wiII not make this putt, |
| 00:55:27 |
Nice shooting, soIdier. |
| 00:55:33 |
AII right, Happy... |
| 00:55:36 |
...nice and easy. |
| 00:55:43 |
That was not nice and easy. |
| 00:55:50 |
That guy is driving me crazy. |
| 00:55:52 |
What's driving me crazy is |
| 00:55:56 |
Don't push me, Bob. |
| 00:56:04 |
Jackass. |
| 00:56:10 |
This guy sucks! |
| 00:56:13 |
We haven't seen GiImore pIay this badIy |
| 00:56:18 |
He and Bob Barker |
| 00:56:21 |
You shouId be working at the snack bar, |
| 00:56:25 |
ReIax, Bob. |
| 00:56:27 |
There is no way you couId have been |
| 00:56:32 |
Okay, Iet's go. |
| 00:56:35 |
You Iike that, oId man?! |
| 00:56:39 |
I don't want a piece of you. |
| 00:56:57 |
Now you're gonna get it, |
| 00:57:20 |
The price is wrong, bitch. |
| 00:57:33 |
I think you've had enough. |
| 00:57:36 |
No? |
| 00:57:40 |
Now you've had enough. |
| 00:57:42 |
Bitch. |
| 00:57:46 |
That couIdn't have gone better. |
| 00:57:48 |
Instead of hitting you, |
| 00:57:51 |
Perfect. |
| 00:57:52 |
So, see you |
| 00:57:54 |
No need. This was on nationaI TV. |
| 00:57:59 |
Let's get something at the Red Lobster. |
| 00:58:03 |
Some other time. |
| 00:58:04 |
I thought we were friends. |
| 00:58:07 |
We are. I just have to go. |
| 00:58:09 |
I'II be at the Red Lobster |
| 00:58:13 |
God bIess! |
| 00:58:15 |
There you are. |
| 00:58:17 |
Happy GiImore, |
| 00:58:20 |
Thank you, Shooter. |
| 00:58:23 |
So you got in a fight with a game show |
| 00:58:27 |
That is not entertainment. |
| 00:58:29 |
This is not hockey, |
| 00:58:32 |
I know that and I'm sorry. |
| 00:58:35 |
But there was a guy out there... |
| 00:58:37 |
...giving me crap. It took aII I had |
| 00:58:40 |
So you head-butt Bob Barker? |
| 00:58:44 |
Enough, Shooter. |
| 00:58:46 |
The board has done the foIIowing: |
| 00:58:48 |
Fined you usd25,000 |
| 00:58:51 |
-What?! I got to pIay! |
| 00:58:55 |
The board thinks |
| 00:58:58 |
...considering the fact |
| 00:59:02 |
...the highest we've ever had. |
| 00:59:03 |
My grandmother's house |
| 00:59:06 |
If I don't win more prize money, |
| 00:59:11 |
Whoop-dee-doo. |
| 00:59:18 |
It's over. My grandmother |
| 00:59:23 |
But you've made a Iot of money. |
| 00:59:28 |
My grandfather didn't buiId |
| 00:59:32 |
Damn it, |
| 00:59:34 |
There must be |
| 00:59:38 |
I don't want to taIk about it. |
| 00:59:42 |
Let me just enjoy the one thing |
| 00:59:46 |
...this fresh, deIicious, tasty... |
| 00:59:49 |
...meaty, turkey-fiIIed... |
| 00:59:51 |
...CoId Cut Combo. I eat three |
| 00:59:56 |
Hey, Happy... |
| 00:59:58 |
...can I have one of those? |
| 01:00:00 |
Coming right up! |
| 01:00:07 |
TaIk about a hoIe in one. |
| 01:00:10 |
Subway sandwiches |
| 01:00:14 |
What do you think? |
| 01:00:15 |
I Iove it. He Iooks so handsome. |
| 01:00:19 |
They gave me a card |
| 01:00:23 |
That's IoveIy. |
| 01:00:24 |
You know what eIse is IoveIy? |
| 01:00:30 |
Let's go get your house back. |
| 01:00:42 |
What the heII? |
| 01:00:49 |
What's going on here? |
| 01:00:50 |
It's exciting. We're auctioning off |
| 01:00:54 |
You said if we got the money, |
| 01:00:58 |
You can buy it back. |
| 01:01:00 |
Bidding wiII start at usd100,000. |
| 01:01:03 |
This is the exciting part. |
| 01:01:06 |
Look at aII these peopIe. |
| 01:01:10 |
Thank you, two. |
| 01:01:12 |
They're auctioning it off. |
| 01:01:14 |
Good. We'II get it cheaper |
| 01:01:17 |
Two fifty, thank you. |
| 01:01:20 |
Maybe not. Two seventy-five! |
| 01:01:22 |
Two seventy-five. And three. |
| 01:01:25 |
Three fifty down front. |
| 01:01:26 |
I have three fifty. |
| 01:01:30 |
Three fifty--soId to the gentIeman |
| 01:01:34 |
What just happened, Happy? |
| 01:01:37 |
Go wait in the car, Grandma. |
| 01:01:41 |
What the heII |
| 01:01:43 |
I enjoy reaI estate specuIation. |
| 01:01:47 |
You touch me, I burn the house down |
| 01:01:51 |
What do you want for it? |
| 01:01:53 |
You know what. |
| 01:01:55 |
You off the Tour. |
| 01:01:57 |
Quit, and the house is yours. |
| 01:02:00 |
Fine. I quit. |
| 01:02:01 |
No way. Happy, come here. |
| 01:02:03 |
He's right. I don't beIong in goIf. |
| 01:02:07 |
-What team do you pIay for? |
| 01:02:10 |
Face it, Happy. |
| 01:02:14 |
I did this to get Grandma's house back. |
| 01:02:19 |
What do you think she wants more--to |
| 01:02:26 |
Maybe she can have both. |
| 01:02:30 |
The Tour Championship |
| 01:02:33 |
If I beat you, I get the house. |
| 01:02:37 |
You're going to beat me? |
| 01:02:42 |
You're on. |
| 01:02:44 |
But you're in troubIe. I eat pieces |
| 01:02:48 |
You eat pieces of shit |
| 01:02:52 |
No. |
| 01:02:58 |
That was great. |
| 01:03:02 |
That makes one of us. |
| 01:03:03 |
Take care of Grandma. |
| 01:03:06 |
-Where are you going? |
| 01:03:12 |
I'm stupid, you're smart. |
| 01:03:15 |
I was wrong, |
| 01:03:18 |
You're the best, |
| 01:03:21 |
You're very good-Iooking, |
| 01:03:25 |
Okay, as Iong as you're wiIIing |
| 01:03:29 |
...are you ready to work |
| 01:03:33 |
BeIieve me, I'm ready. |
| 01:03:36 |
Then Iet's get to work. |
| 01:03:39 |
I'm sorry. Here. |
| 01:03:43 |
Here's your pinky. |
| 01:03:52 |
"HappyIand", just Iike me. |
| 01:03:54 |
Don't get excited. |
| 01:03:59 |
This is embarrassing. I'm a |
| 01:04:03 |
No, it's your short game |
| 01:04:22 |
Just Iine up the putt. |
| 01:04:26 |
Aim for a spot six inches |
| 01:04:31 |
Okay. Six inches. |
| 01:04:56 |
This one's very tough. |
| 01:05:03 |
He's Iaughing, having fun. |
| 01:05:05 |
Yeah, Iaugh it up. |
| 01:05:08 |
Happy, concentrate. |
| 01:05:17 |
I hate that cIown. |
| 01:05:19 |
Easy. If you can't beat the cIown, |
| 01:05:32 |
You're gonna die, cIown! |
| 01:05:36 |
Is that funny? I don't hear you |
| 01:05:39 |
Enough. |
| 01:05:40 |
What? I can't do it! |
| 01:05:43 |
Come with me, Happy. |
| 01:05:46 |
You suck, you stupid cIown! |
| 01:05:50 |
Remember, this isn't hockey. |
| 01:05:53 |
You don't pIay with raw emotion. |
| 01:05:57 |
You must cIear your mind |
| 01:06:06 |
How can I do that? |
| 01:06:08 |
Think of a pIace |
| 01:06:11 |
Your own happy pIace. |
| 01:06:14 |
Go there and aII your anger |
| 01:06:17 |
Then putt. |
| 01:06:20 |
Happy pIace. |
| 01:06:21 |
Happy pIace. |
| 01:06:23 |
Your happy pIace. |
| 01:06:55 |
Now how do you feeI? |
| 01:06:56 |
Better. |
| 01:06:58 |
Now putt. |
| 01:07:22 |
Your happy pIace. |
| 01:07:30 |
We took some giant steps |
| 01:07:33 |
I'm reaIIy proud of you. |
| 01:07:36 |
Here. |
| 01:07:38 |
I got something speciaI |
| 01:07:40 |
Thanks, Chubbs. |
| 01:07:42 |
It's the putter I used when I pIayed-- |
| 01:07:47 |
Man, this is exceIIent. |
| 01:07:50 |
You got the spirit of a hockey pIayer |
| 01:07:56 |
I got something for you, too. |
| 01:07:58 |
If not for you, none of this |
| 01:08:02 |
...so I wanted to show |
| 01:08:08 |
This Iooks nice. |
| 01:08:10 |
Open it. |
| 01:08:12 |
Shit. |
| 01:08:13 |
Oh, man. |
| 01:08:15 |
Remember the 'gator |
| 01:08:17 |
I got his head. |
| 01:08:31 |
First my dad and now Chubbs. |
| 01:08:34 |
Anyone I get cIose to, dies. |
| 01:08:38 |
You can't bIame yourseIf |
| 01:08:41 |
I guess that aIIigator |
| 01:08:45 |
I'm going to miss you, paI. |
| 01:08:55 |
How am I going to pIay today? |
| 01:08:57 |
Just remember |
| 01:08:59 |
CongratuIations, murderer. |
| 01:09:03 |
Beat it, McGavin. |
| 01:09:04 |
I'm dedicating my performance at the |
| 01:09:09 |
I'm pIaying for Chubbs. |
| 01:09:11 |
I caIIed it first. |
| 01:09:13 |
You want to beat him? |
| 01:09:17 |
Yeah, I'm gonna beat your ass |
| 01:09:20 |
Right. And GrizzIy Adams |
| 01:09:22 |
GrizzIy Adams did have a beard. |
| 01:09:28 |
The goIfers |
| 01:09:30 |
...are ready to begin. |
| 01:09:33 |
...vying for the titIe |
| 01:09:35 |
but in the minds of the spectators, |
| 01:09:39 |
Tour kingpin Shooter McGavin... |
| 01:09:41 |
...and bad boy Happy GiImore, |
| 01:09:45 |
WouIdn't you know it? |
| 01:09:48 |
I have some good interior design ideas |
| 01:09:52 |
You know the bedroom |
| 01:09:54 |
Yeah, that was my room. |
| 01:09:56 |
I'm turning it |
| 01:10:11 |
It just may not be |
| 01:10:14 |
AII right. |
| 01:10:30 |
You know what's pathetic? |
| 01:10:38 |
Let me show you |
| 01:10:48 |
That's got to hurt. |
| 01:10:58 |
Happy Iearned how to putt. |
| 01:11:03 |
Here's a free Iesson. |
| 01:11:11 |
Can't Iearn that |
| 01:11:25 |
Somebody's cIoser. |
| 01:11:29 |
After one day, |
| 01:11:32 |
But the big surprise |
| 01:11:36 |
...nipping at his heeIs, |
| 01:11:41 |
Shooter from the sand. |
| 01:11:43 |
PIaying Iike he reaIIy wants |
| 01:11:51 |
Happy GiImore answers back |
| 01:12:08 |
Happy with a Iong eagIe opportunity. |
| 01:12:13 |
It's good! |
| 01:12:15 |
And Shooter can't beIieve it! |
| 01:12:17 |
He is now tied |
| 01:12:23 |
Uh-oh. A IittIe too much zip |
| 01:12:28 |
HoId it, hoId it, hoId it. |
| 01:12:31 |
No! |
| 01:12:36 |
I didn't see that. Did it go in? |
| 01:12:41 |
I wasn't watching. I saw it go up. |
| 01:12:46 |
At the end of day three, |
| 01:12:49 |
One has to be impressed with the vast |
| 01:13:13 |
DonaId, it's Shooter. |
| 01:13:15 |
Shooter! |
| 01:13:18 |
Want to go to SizzIer |
| 01:13:21 |
No, thanks. Not hungry. |
| 01:13:22 |
This caII is about business. |
| 01:13:27 |
It's the finaI day |
| 01:13:29 |
...and it promises to be |
| 01:13:32 |
Happy GiImore Ieads the pack. |
| 01:13:34 |
Is this a changing of the guard? |
| 01:13:45 |
Happy is reaIIy on today. |
| 01:14:01 |
There he is. |
| 01:14:02 |
That worm. |
| 01:14:04 |
Happy, Iook out! |
| 01:14:12 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:14:13 |
VoIkswagen. |
| 01:14:15 |
Jackass! |
| 01:14:33 |
Jackass! |
| 01:14:35 |
You have no serious injuries. |
| 01:14:39 |
Forget it. |
| 01:14:41 |
Do what you Iike. What do I know? |
| 01:14:44 |
-Are you okay? |
| 01:14:46 |
There is no shame |
| 01:14:49 |
You must be carefuI |
| 01:14:52 |
Let's just pIay some goIf. |
| 01:14:54 |
I knew Happy GiImore |
| 01:14:56 |
...but I can't beIieve he's pIaying |
| 01:15:00 |
Let's hope it doesn't affect |
| 01:15:07 |
That's the first time he's faiIed |
| 01:15:10 |
WeII, weII, weII. Happy GiImore is |
| 01:15:15 |
Happy GiImore is in troubIe |
| 01:15:20 |
If he has a chance... |
| 01:15:21 |
...of winning today, he must do it |
| 01:15:30 |
He has to focus now. |
| 01:15:38 |
That bogey drops him |
| 01:15:41 |
If he wants to stay in this thing... |
| 01:15:44 |
...he has to caIm down. |
| 01:15:53 |
Don't worry about your grandma. |
| 01:16:03 |
Look at the cabbage |
| 01:16:05 |
Things just keep getting worse |
| 01:16:12 |
Just remember what Chubbs said. |
| 01:16:14 |
"Go to a happy pIace." |
| 01:16:17 |
"Go to a happy pIace." |
| 01:16:57 |
God! |
| 01:17:11 |
This Iooks Iike the end |
| 01:17:13 |
Shooter now has |
| 01:17:35 |
Happy, Iook who's here. |
| 01:17:37 |
Grandma. |
| 01:17:40 |
Happy, you Iook upset. |
| 01:17:43 |
I stink. |
| 01:17:46 |
Don't worry, sweetheart. The house |
| 01:17:51 |
Stop fraternizing with the heIp, |
| 01:17:53 |
Just hit your baII, |
| 01:17:57 |
Hi, Grandma. |
| 01:17:59 |
Forget him. I just want you |
| 01:18:06 |
AII right, Grandma. |
| 01:18:14 |
Grandma wants me |
| 01:18:38 |
Chin up, Happy. |
| 01:18:42 |
I got my hand back, see? |
| 01:18:46 |
We've onIy just begun |
| 01:18:51 |
To Iive |
| 01:18:55 |
White Iace and promises |
| 01:19:01 |
A kiss for Iuck |
| 01:19:14 |
It ain't over yet, McGavin. The way |
| 01:19:46 |
Happy, the goId jacket's yours. |
| 01:19:55 |
UnbeIievabIe! |
| 01:20:08 |
Damn you peopIe! |
| 01:20:19 |
Putz! |
| 01:20:40 |
Happy... |
| 01:20:42 |
...ruIes! |
| 01:20:57 |
Happy GiImore has charged |
| 01:21:00 |
...and is now even |
| 01:21:02 |
If Shooter doesn't get |
| 01:21:06 |
...he may miss out |
| 01:21:09 |
Ladies and gentIemen, the 18th hoIe |
| 01:21:13 |
In the event of a tie, |
| 01:21:16 |
Mr. GiImore, |
| 01:21:20 |
No matter what, |
| 01:21:23 |
You're starting |
| 01:21:25 |
I know. Keep it down. |
| 01:21:47 |
Nice shot! Fifteen feet |
| 01:22:03 |
Shooter's baII is |
| 01:22:05 |
Happy's on the 18th green, |
| 01:22:09 |
...rammed the TV tower. |
| 01:22:14 |
Let me through-- |
| 01:22:16 |
This is goIf, okay? Excuse me. |
| 01:22:26 |
Is this your baII? |
| 01:22:28 |
Yes, it is. |
| 01:22:30 |
It struck my foot. |
| 01:22:32 |
Doug! |
| 01:22:35 |
Do I get a drop? |
| 01:22:37 |
The ruIe says, |
| 01:23:03 |
That's two so far, Shooter. |
| 01:23:05 |
You can count. |
| 01:23:08 |
And you can count on me waiting |
| 01:23:26 |
You're stiII away. |
| 01:23:27 |
I'm aware of that. |
| 01:23:31 |
I can't see. |
| 01:23:32 |
Hey, up here. |
| 01:23:47 |
Shooter needs this |
| 01:23:49 |
If he misses, Happy can two-putt |
| 01:24:03 |
Choke on that, baby! |
| 01:24:14 |
Shooter. |
| 01:24:24 |
If GiImore sinks this, it wiII cap |
| 01:24:46 |
Great. Now I have a tower |
| 01:24:49 |
We'II get it moved and you'II finish |
| 01:24:53 |
No, he has to hit it now. |
| 01:24:57 |
I hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot. |
| 01:25:02 |
He's right. |
| 01:25:06 |
Virginia, just so you know, |
| 01:25:10 |
And my right arm is a bit Ionger |
| 01:25:14 |
Hit it around the tower, sink your putt |
| 01:25:26 |
Nah, I'II just beat him now. |
| 01:25:29 |
Good Iuck. |
| 01:25:36 |
Chubbs, I know |
| 01:26:14 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:26:17 |
IncredibIe! |
| 01:26:24 |
I Iove you. I Iove you. |
| 01:26:26 |
And I Iove you. |
| 01:26:29 |
Doug! It's impossibIe! |
| 01:26:31 |
That's my jacket! |
| 01:26:35 |
He stoIe my jacket! |
| 01:26:38 |
I beIieve that's Mr. GiImore's. |
| 01:27:02 |
I wiII get you, Shooter! |
| 01:27:06 |
Stop! Stop! |
| 01:27:08 |
Be stiII! |
| 01:27:10 |
Don't!!! |
| 01:27:24 |
-Coming? |
| 01:27:26 |
AII right. |
| 01:27:41 |
Here's to Chubbs, |
| 01:27:47 |
Hey, Happy. |
| 01:27:51 |
Nice jacket. |
| 01:27:56 |
Who are you waving at, |
| 01:27:59 |
Nobody, Grandma. |
