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00:04:17	The Road To Reality.
00:04:21	Don't wanna be going there.
00:04:27	Hiya.
00:04:29	An oasis of calm in here, mad out there.
00:04:37	Gorgeous day for it, though, innit?
00:04:43	Never been in here before.
00:05:13	I like your hat.
00:05:40	Busy?
00:05:44	Hello?
00:05:50	Having a bad day?
00:05:52	No.
00:05:53	Oh. Not till I showed up, eh?
00:05:58	Look like a rabbit caught in the headlights.
00:06:00	I won't bite.
00:06:02	Don't worry, I'm going now.
00:06:05	Have a good day. Stay happy.
00:06:10	I ain't nicked nothing. Honest, guv'nor.
00:06:13	Beep, beep, beep, beep.
00:06:27	Oh, no, no, come on.
00:06:35	That's just brilliant, that is.
00:06:41	Oh, no, I didn't even get a chance
00:06:51	# You'll never get it right
00:06:56	# Watching... roaches climb the wall
00:07:00	# If you called your dad he could stop it all
00:07:04	# You'll never live like common people
00:07:07	# You'll never do what common people do
00:07:10	# You'll never fail like common people
00:07:13	# You'll never watch your life slide out of view
00:07:17	# And dance and drink and screw
00:07:20	# Because there's nothing else to do
00:07:48	The music's stopped.
00:07:50	It stopped ages ago.
00:07:54	Yeah, I was just enjoying the silence.
00:07:58	What?
00:08:00	What's so funny?
00:08:02	I don't know!
00:08:07	Can you just...
00:08:09	Oh, your sister's woken up, Poppy.
00:08:13	Suzy, what's that?
00:08:14	What is it? Is that your latest conquest?
00:08:17	Oh, bless him!
00:08:21	Don't you ever pray that you're adopted, Suzy?
00:08:24	Oh, argh!
00:08:25	Yeah.
00:08:28	You got me, Zoe.
00:08:31	- Ssssh!
00:08:33	No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:36	She's right. Let's all enjoy the silence together.
00:08:41	Dawn, will you shut up?
00:08:45	Ssssssh!
00:08:48	Sorry!
00:08:51	- Sssssh.
00:08:54	Fingers on the tits.
00:08:55	- Fingers on tits.
00:08:58	Can I borrow yours?
00:09:02	- Fingers on the tits.
00:09:05	Chicken fillets. Lunch, anyone?
00:09:07	- Oh, hello!
00:09:09	Of course you can, Dawn, you don't need to ask.
00:09:11	- Anyone over there?
00:09:16	You have gone down in my estimation.
00:09:18	I'm sorry, Alice.
00:09:20	- I don't get why you wear them, Poppy.
00:09:24	I mean, you just put them in your bra...
00:09:27	Yeah?
00:09:28	I like the way they make me feel, Suzy.
00:09:31	- Like a natural woman.
00:09:33	- I think it's in the wrong place.
00:09:36	Oh, look, you've got three tits!
00:09:38	She's like you, Zoe.
00:09:40	- No, that's three nipples.
00:09:42	Have you got three nipples?
00:09:45	She doesn't like to talk about it.
00:09:50	- Over you go.
00:09:53	Oh, really? Oh!
00:09:55	Ooh!
00:10:01	Your cleavage looks great from up here.
00:10:03	- Thank you.
00:10:07	Come on, ladies, cop a load of this.
00:10:09	Oh, yeah, roll up, roll up.
00:10:11	Look at that!
00:10:12	- It's good, isn't it?
00:10:15	Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:10:19	I think we know where Poppy's sleeping tonight.
00:10:30	Morning.
00:10:32	Time to get up, sleepyhead.
00:10:36	Cup of tea here.
00:10:39	Come on. You can do it.
00:10:43	That's it. That's it, nearly there.
00:10:47	Oh, here we go.
00:10:50	- And she's up! Hey.
00:10:55	You all right?
00:10:56	Yeah, I slept good.
00:10:59	I heard you.
00:11:01	You always start that.
00:11:04	- I don't snore.
00:11:07	- I don't.
00:11:16	- Are they still asleep?
00:11:19	- Did they?
00:11:20	Oh, right.
00:11:23	- What's the time?
00:11:27	- They've got a bit of work to do.
00:11:29	- Dawn's late with her dissertation.
00:11:33	- Three weeks tomorrow.
00:11:35	Yeah. I'm totally chilled out about it.
00:11:39	Of course you are.
00:11:40	- I'm cool.
00:11:43	I'm just really stressed.
00:11:45	What? Like an Eskimo with a headache?
00:11:50	- Does anyone want any toast?
00:11:52	- Yes, please.
00:11:54	Yeah, I know, cut on the diagonal.
00:11:56	- Yeah.
00:11:58	- Got it. Oh, do you know what?
00:12:03	- Oh, yeah.
00:12:05	The thing is, we're starting with criminal justice.
00:12:07	- Is that your first exam?
00:12:10	If we had cyber crime first,
00:12:15	I could ease myself into it.
00:12:17	- No probs.
00:12:19	Yeah, if we can get a degree, any idiot can.
00:12:22	- You calling your sister an idiot?
00:12:25	Thank you.
00:12:27	"Crime and pleasure", now that sounds good.
00:12:29	- Sounds like last night.
00:12:32	You'll be all right.
00:12:34	Yeah.
00:12:39	- See you later.
00:12:40	- When are we going to see Helen?
00:12:43	Don't know, soon. She's been texting me.
00:12:45	- Me too, she's getting worse.
00:12:47	- Want to wait till after your exams?
00:12:50	All right. Don't worry, leave her to me.
00:12:53	- Text me, yeah?
00:12:57	Suze... you know it's that way, don't you?
00:13:00	Oh, yeah.
00:13:20	- These make good legs?
00:13:22	# I'm so excited...
00:13:54	- It would be amazing to fly, wouldn't it?
00:13:57	Just... whoosh!
00:14:00	- What? Like Mr Vertigo?
00:14:03	- Yeah.
00:14:04	- Met a few of them.
00:14:07	Oh, yeah, they're great.
00:14:10	We could do an owl, they've got big heads.
00:14:12	Good idea. He's got your eyes, look.
00:14:15	- Cheers, Poppy.
00:14:17	Do penguins emigrate?
00:14:18	What? Do they move to the Costa del Sol?
00:14:20	Emigrate, migrate, whatever.
00:14:22	- What about parrots?
00:14:25	- Or a toucan. Oh, look at his beak.
00:14:28	Beautiful.
00:14:34	So, are you going to get another bike?
00:14:36	Oh, no, I couldn't replace my old lovely.
00:14:40	Definitely going to learn to drive, though.
00:14:42	- Going to book lessons?
00:14:44	Might not.
00:14:45	I told you, you're not learning to drive in my car.
00:14:51	Nutter.
00:14:53	- Chickens, we could do chickens.
00:14:56	Lazy buggers.
00:15:00	- I don't know. What do you think?
00:15:05	- Where are they?
00:15:07	- That far apart, are they?
00:15:10	Wasn't going near you.
00:15:14	- Go on, then.
00:15:21	You should ask an adult to help you.
00:15:24	I don't know any.
00:15:37	- I think they're quite good.
00:15:43	- I think we could pull in these.
00:15:46	- Pub?
00:15:48	I'm ready. Put a bit of lippy on and away we go.
00:16:12	- Hi, Liz.
00:16:23	Ooh.
00:16:27	Didn't expect that one!
00:16:43	Morning, Tina.
00:16:44	Birds that live here in North America,
00:16:50	Yeah?
00:16:51	That's a journey and a half, isn't it?
00:16:54	But the... the biggest journey of them all
00:16:57	Because he flies from the Arctic...
00:16:59	Yeah?... all the way - wow,
00:17:07	Isn't that incredible?
00:17:08	From the North to the South Pole
00:17:11	And that is 9,300 miles. That's right.
00:17:15	Wow, wow.
00:17:24	All right, Nick, do the other side now.
00:17:27	Here we go, look. No, don't pull it out.
00:17:33	What we can do... Shall we give him...
00:17:39	Do you want to give him... I like that, I like that.
00:17:41	- Shall we give him one here?
00:17:43	No?
00:17:46	He's got eyebrows, look.
00:17:49	- Yeah?
00:17:53	I think that's brilliant. That's brilliant.
00:17:56	Here we go.
00:17:58	Shall I put some more yellow in that?
00:18:01	What colours do you think
00:18:03	See, you could do a rainbow colour.
00:18:06	- I did a rainbow.
00:18:10	Don't put that on yet.
00:18:15	Let's have a look.
00:18:18	Little bit more. What about the fringing?
00:18:20	You could do a bit more
00:18:23	Hungry? It's going to be lunch time soon.
00:18:26	But I'm not a cook.
00:18:29	We're going to lunch in a minute.
00:18:30	You can wash your hands.
00:18:32	Who's ready?
00:18:34	Hey!
00:18:43	Oh, wow! That is fantastic. Look at you go!
00:18:47	Whooh! Flap your arms. Flap your wings.
00:18:57	Bit dangerous, innit?
00:18:59	What?
00:19:01	Putting these over their heads.
00:19:03	I'm trying to suffocate them.
00:19:08	- They look great.
00:19:10	- Crap.
00:19:13	I didn't do much, just stayed in, really.
00:19:15	It's the weekend, Tash.
00:19:16	- I know. I had a run-in with my mum.
00:19:19	Mm. My sister was working Saturday.
00:19:23	- How is she?
00:19:25	Bless her.
00:19:27	She ate three chicken legs and four jam tarts
00:19:31	The little piglet.
00:19:32	- I dropped her off to my mum's.
00:19:35	I said you've got to tell Sherryanne
00:19:38	You'll give her a complex, she's 7.
00:19:40	All of a sudden Mum doesn't want to get
00:19:44	Then I'm just leaving the house
00:19:47	Oh, no.
00:19:48	So we get the Spanish Inquisition.
00:19:52	Are you getting married soon? Why don't you
00:19:56	You know she nearly 60. She getting old. "
00:19:59	Aargh!
00:20:00	I was, like, "I haven't got a boyfriend.
00:20:03	and, no, I won't be investing
00:20:06	thank you very much. "
00:20:08	- Then I just closed the door and left.
00:20:31	- You cooking?
00:20:33	I'm cooking with gas. What we having?
00:20:35	- Food.
00:20:37	- Are you hungry?
00:20:38	- Aren't you just.
00:20:41	How did it go today?
00:20:42	What, with my flying flock of feathered friends?
00:20:44	Good, they loved it. Flapping away they were.
00:20:47	- Were they?
00:20:48	I had to nip it in the bud with my lot
00:20:52	It was OK, though, was it?
00:20:53	Oh, yeah, I played them Stravinsky after lunch
00:20:56	- What did you play?
00:20:59	I booked my first driving lesson.
00:21:01	- Did you?
00:21:02	- When is it?
00:21:04	Excellent, well done you.
00:21:06	- I'll set the table.
00:21:21	Yeah, I know.
00:21:23	I love the end of the week.
00:21:25	- I do, actually.
00:21:26	- Yeah.
00:21:28	You know I take this dance class
00:21:31	I swear to God, half the kids are bigger than me.
00:21:34	- That's not hard, though, is it, eh, titch?
00:21:38	You want to be careful, you know?
00:21:40	You don't want the kids jumping about
00:21:44	Yeah, you do all that on Friday,
00:21:45	but then they spend the weekend indoors,
00:21:49	Totally. A couple of weeks ago
00:21:51	I told Poppy - sat the kids down for carpet time,
00:21:54	asked them what they did over the weekend.
00:21:56	Gorgeous weather.
00:21:58	They'd all been sitting at home
00:22:01	- You couldn't get them up off the carpet.
00:22:04	- That's pollution for you.
00:22:08	- A lot of them don't have parks to go to.
00:22:11	But you don't need a park to go for a walk.
00:22:13	If Mum and Dad don't go out, the kids don't.
00:22:15	Parents are too frightened
00:22:17	Even a bit of green by the estate,
00:22:20	But it's hard for a lot of mums and dads, isn't it?
00:22:22	They've had a hell of a week.
00:22:25	- Tell me about it.
00:22:28	You know. A lot of them are
00:22:32	It's understandable if they don't take
00:22:36	It's not acceptable. Life's hard, but if
00:22:39	- Some parents can't be bothered.
00:22:42	So instead they let their kids
00:22:45	- Yeah!
00:22:47	- Scary.
00:22:50	A lot of seven-year-olds know more
00:22:53	At least people are talking about it. That's good.
00:22:55	- Is it?
00:22:58	I'm aware smoking's bad for me.
00:23:01	- As long as you know what will kill you.
00:23:03	Any time.
00:23:04	I know drinking's bad for me,
00:23:07	- Oh, shame.
00:23:10	Cheers, everyone! Here's to our livers
00:23:15	Careful, Poppy, you got your first
00:23:18	Oh, yeah, quick, put that down.
00:23:20	You don't want to mess up your blind spot.
00:23:22	- Oh, that sounds good.
00:23:33	- That must be for you.
00:23:36	You should do some deep breathing
00:23:38	Ooh, can't see him. Wish me luck.
00:23:41	Good luck. I'll keep the emergency
00:23:45	Any excuse, eh?
00:23:52	Hello. Scott?
00:23:55	- Are you Poppy?
00:23:57	Right, the car's just here.
00:23:59	They're not infected! What are you like?
00:24:01	They're clean, I just washed them specially,
00:24:05	- This it?
00:24:07	- You know it's me learning to drive?
00:24:11	Oh, have we? Fair enough. If you insist.
00:24:16	- Did you choose this colour car?
00:24:19	- Thank you. Is this your car?
00:24:23	- Oh, right, what's your car like, then?
00:24:25	You said it was the company's car.
00:24:28	- Have you got your provisional licence?
00:24:31	There you go. That's me on a bad day.
00:24:34	- Is that your real name, Pauline?
00:24:38	- OK, everything seems to be in order.
00:24:41	Now, have you ever had
00:24:43	Yeah. No, it wasn't really a lesson.
00:24:47	Bunny-hopped down the beach.
00:24:50	We won't be pissed when driving this car, OK?
00:24:52	We're not going to bunny-hop.
00:24:55	I'm going to take you to a spot
00:24:58	- Are you?
00:25:00	- Oh, naughty.
00:25:04	I'll see what I can do.
00:25:05	- OK. Put your seat belt on.
00:25:10	Here we go, gigolo.
00:25:15	- So you spoke to the office?
00:25:17	He's not my boss, I work for myself.
00:25:21	But it's his car... or it's your car... Someone.
00:25:27	And they told you the price - £22.50 an hour?
00:25:30	That's right. Cheap as chips, you lot.
00:25:32	- We may be cheap but we're better.
00:25:34	You go with the big companies,
00:25:37	They don't?
00:25:38	They've just passed their test and charge more.
00:25:40	Bastards.
00:25:41	Us experienced instructors, we go
00:25:45	- That makes a lot of sense, that does.
00:25:48	Yeah, it is. You're right. Bang-on!
00:25:52	So, do you want the same time every week?
00:25:55	Go on, then.
00:25:56	- Do you or don't you? I need to know.
00:25:59	If it's good for you, it's good for me, Scott.
00:26:02	OK, 12 o'clock every Saturday.
00:26:07	- Do you like working Saturdays?
00:26:11	- Oh, that's good.
00:26:16	What do you do for the rest of the day?
00:26:21	I shall go home and read my book.
00:26:23	Oh, it must be a good book. What is it?
00:26:27	It's a book.
00:26:29	Yeah, well, we worked that much out.
00:26:38	- You see three pedals in front of you.
00:26:40	Will you put your left foot on the left-hand pedal
00:26:44	He's a bit frisky, isn't he?
00:26:46	OK, Pauline.
00:26:48	Nobody's called me Pauline
00:26:52	What am I supposed to call you?
00:26:53	- Oh, how about Poppy?
00:26:56	- Yeah.
00:26:57	No, whatever turns you on, Scott. I don't mind.
00:27:00	OK, Poppy. Your boots are inappropriate
00:27:03	- What's wrong with them?
00:27:06	I can do a lot in these.
00:27:10	- They may be good on a dance floor.
00:27:13	They are "Oooh".
00:27:14	They may be good in a Cadillac on a beach
00:27:16	when you're pissed with your boyfriend,
00:27:19	You're funny.
00:27:20	Now, next week
00:27:23	- I don't look any good in them.
00:27:26	I'll see what I can rustle up for you, Scott.
00:27:29	Right, you see three mirrors -
00:27:30	your two side-view mirrors
00:27:33	- They make a golden triangle.
00:27:36	It's a pyramid and at the top of it
00:27:40	Can you repeat that, please? "En-ra-hah".
00:27:43	- You talking about the eye of Lucifer?
00:27:45	Cos I don't know if I want to look in there,
00:27:47	It's not Lucifer. There are
00:27:50	- There is Enrahah, Raziel and Lucifer.
00:27:54	- Bear with me.
00:27:56	- Bear with me.
00:27:57	- It's a teaching tool.
00:27:59	Let me explain something to you about teaching.
00:28:01	The teacher's job is to bring out good habits
00:28:05	He does that through
00:28:08	And he does that by creating clear
00:28:10	that are easy for the pupil to retain.
00:28:12	- Oh, does he, now?
00:28:15	Don't worry, it's burnt in there.
00:28:17	You remember. You will remember
00:28:20	and I will have done my job.
00:28:22	Why don't you have something nice up there
00:28:25	Believe you me, it works.
00:28:26	- OK, stop!
00:28:28	Please take your hand off the gear.
00:28:31	- All right.
00:28:32	- I'm not touching anything.
00:28:35	This car is my livelihood.
00:28:38	- I don't know how you earn your living.
00:28:41	But if I walked into your pub
00:28:44	and I walked up to the DJ
00:28:46	or I smashed all the glasses,
00:28:48	and I said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know
00:28:52	There is only one problem with that.
00:28:54	I don't own a bar or a disco.
00:29:01	- Are you?
00:29:04	Are you a Satanist, Scott?
00:29:06	- No, in fact I'm exactly the opposite.
00:29:10	- That's the same thing.
00:29:13	Right, you have three pedals, A, B, C.
00:29:18	# Talking about...
00:29:19	- Good.
00:29:21	What's he like?
00:29:23	- You'd love him.
00:29:25	He made me laugh. He was funny.
00:29:27	What? Like funny "Ha ha" or funny peculiar?
00:29:29	- Bit of both, actually.
00:29:32	- He shouted at me.
00:29:34	He's a little bit uptight. Just a little bit.
00:29:36	- Bet you wound him up.
00:29:39	- Is he fit?
00:29:41	No, he's not fit at all. Just your type.
00:29:43	What do I get out of it?
00:29:46	When was the last time that happened?
00:29:48	Who's fault's that, eh?
00:29:53	- You all right?
00:29:55	- What's going on?
00:29:57	- You shouting at my little sister?
00:29:59	- Doesn't look like it, does it?
00:30:01	- Where are you going?
00:30:03	Not coming with us, apparently. Adios.
00:30:08	Suze!
00:30:36	Ooh.
00:30:40	- Morning, Poppy.
00:30:41	- What's the matter?
00:30:44	- Looks like it.
00:30:46	- Trampolining? Really?
00:30:48	- What? After school?
00:30:50	Great.
00:30:51	You've got to keep the muscles a-pumping.
00:30:53	- Cos I've just started flamenco.
00:30:55	- It's fantastic.
00:30:58	- Careful.
00:31:00	- Come along, if you want.
00:31:01	Every Tuesday, 6:30.
00:31:03	- Well, see how you feel.
00:31:12	- Morning, Leanne.
00:31:16	Stink of urine round here.
00:31:18	- I can't smell anything.
00:31:21	Yeah, sorry.
00:31:22	- You're a naughty girl.
00:31:24	Ow!
00:31:25	- You all right?
00:31:26	Come on, we're nearly there.
00:31:27	- Have you lost your sense of smell?
00:31:31	- And your brain. Here we go.
00:31:39	Done that.
00:31:41	- All done?
00:31:42	OK.
00:31:43	Take care.
00:31:45	- OK, who have we got next?
00:31:48	Thanks.
00:31:49	Poppy? No, I'm Zoe. Nice to meet you.
00:31:51	No, I'm Poppy, sorry about her.
00:31:54	- My name's Ezra.
00:31:55	- You want to just follow me upstairs?
00:31:59	- You're big, aren't you?
00:32:02	- Just take your time.
00:32:05	Ooh!
00:32:07	Makes me laugh.
00:32:09	OK, I'm just going to feel the muscles
00:32:12	- Right.
00:32:14	I'll send you a text.
00:32:18	Strong fingers.
00:32:21	That tickles.
00:32:25	- Oooh! Bang on the money.
00:32:28	- Ow...
00:32:31	Yeah.
00:32:34	OK. Do you want to reach down to your side
00:32:38	Picking chickens.
00:32:40	No, sorry. I can't do that. Ow! Oooh.
00:32:48	Is it your back?
00:32:50	Sorry?
00:32:51	Cos it can affect everything, can't it?
00:33:01	Like your mood and everything.
00:33:07	- Nice action.
00:33:10	Must get one of these. Come in very handy.
00:33:14	Oooh! Ow.
00:33:16	OK, I'm just going to ask you to roll
00:33:20	You don't ask for much do you, eh?
00:33:23	I'm going to feel the muscles in your spine again.
00:33:28	Ooh.
00:33:34	Oh!
00:33:35	# What-d'you-ma-call-it,
00:33:38	OK.
00:33:40	All right, lie back.
00:33:43	There we go.
00:33:45	There's a joint in your spine that's jammed up.
00:33:48	Oh, no.
00:33:49	- Would you like me to release it?
00:33:51	- It's not too bad.
00:33:54	It may for a few days.
00:33:58	- Go on, then. Go for your life.
00:34:02	If you're quick.
00:34:03	OK. I'm going to roll you over and you'll
00:34:09	OK? Breathe in. And...
00:34:13	Oh. Wait a minute.
00:34:16	OK. Are you ready?
00:34:18	Yeah.
00:34:19	OK, breathe in...
00:34:21	- OK.
00:34:24	Oh, hoochy coochy ga-la!
00:34:27	OK. Just relax for me.
00:34:31	Didn't know you were going to do that.
00:34:33	Ooh.
00:34:35	Just relax and breathe normally.
00:34:41	OK, would you like to sit up for me?
00:34:44	Yeah.
00:34:52	Will this be a regular occurrence,
00:34:55	- Sorry, Scott. Something came up.
00:34:58	- I had to make an appointment.
00:35:01	I couldn't help it.
00:35:02	The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
00:35:05	Sounds like fun.
00:35:09	Having a bad day, are you?
00:35:11	- I had a bad pupil this morning.
00:35:14	He was late, he refused to pay his money.
00:35:16	He slammed the door and swore at me.
00:35:17	- You shout at him, did you?
00:35:21	- You show him.
00:35:23	he's overconfident and he's too street.
00:35:26	You don't like that.
00:35:27	He's been overindulged
00:35:30	Express himself! Chop his hands off!
00:35:32	Do you know what it means when they do that?
00:35:34	- Go on.
00:35:35	How little do their mothers know.
00:35:39	And they smell.
00:35:42	It's not easy being you, is it? Eh?
00:35:56	Fancy meeting you here, hey?
00:35:59	You don't have to laugh, I'll let you off.
00:36:21	OK, gently, gently, gently, gently.
00:36:22	- Steady progression.
00:36:24	Take your foot off the brake.
00:36:27	- Do you know what's doing that?
00:36:30	- Your boots. Your boots are doing that.
00:36:33	- I panicked.
00:36:35	OK, on.
00:36:41	Poppy, come on.
00:36:44	- Don't shout at me, Scott.
00:36:47	- I'm just learning.
00:36:50	- You panic me.
00:36:52	- Gets me right there.
00:36:55	Both hands on the wheel, Enrahah. Enrahah.
00:36:58	I don't like that, gives me the creeps.
00:37:00	OK, Poppy. Indicate. Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.
00:37:03	- Indicate.
00:37:05	- How am I doing?
00:37:08	You don't want to stall. OK, find your biting point
00:37:11	- First gear. Peep and creep.
00:37:13	- Peep and creep.
00:37:24	- When you get to the end of the road...
00:37:27	When we get to the end of the road...
00:37:31	Enrahah, Enrahah.
00:37:33	- Enrahah. OK!
00:37:35	Foot on the brake, clutch. You don't want to stall.
00:37:38	Find your bite.
00:37:41	- No.
00:37:42	Find your biting point.
00:37:46	- Don't be ridiculous.
00:37:49	- Are you taking the piss?
00:37:51	- OK, let's go. Let's go, Poppy, let's go.
00:37:54	Let's go. On you go. On you go.
00:37:56	- Let's go that way.
00:38:00	- We're on a bend. Now, let's go.
00:38:04	Right, on you go. Keep to the left
00:38:13	Usual time next week? 12 o'clock?
00:38:18	See you.
00:38:21	Cheerio.
00:38:28	All right, doggie?
00:38:35	Here's another one.
00:38:37	Circle, completely red.
00:38:40	What? Like a tomato?
00:38:41	For instance. White horizontal line.
00:38:44	Give us a clue, Zoe.
00:38:46	Horizontal, parallel to the horizon.
00:38:50	Thank you, Miss Marsh.
00:38:51	- You're welcome.
00:38:55	- No.
00:38:56	- What is it?
00:38:58	- No, you muppet, the sign.
00:39:00	- For what?
00:39:03	- Don't get me started on that again.
00:39:06	- You can always get another instructor.
00:39:10	- Ask me another.
00:39:13	- Yeah.
00:39:15	- Glad to hear it.
00:39:18	That's Mr Golly overtaking Noddy.
00:39:21	- Enrahah.
00:39:23	- What is it?
00:39:26	- Enrahah.
00:39:29	- He sounds like a nutter.
00:39:31	- How's your back?
00:39:34	Magic fingers. He was sweet, wasn't he?
00:39:37	He was fit.
00:39:40	Octagonal sign with "stop" written in it.
00:39:42	- Stop!
00:39:49	Who's going to blink first?
00:40:01	- Do you want a cup of tea?
00:40:05	No, you have the lasagna tonight.
00:40:10	Look, I can't talk now. See you later.
00:40:13	- Do you think we'll make it?
00:40:16	Should be all right. Ooh, that's my back!
00:40:37	Hey, come in, ladies, as quick as you can.
00:40:40	Do want to put your bags,
00:40:43	- Sorry we're late.
00:40:44	No problem, it's very Spanish to be late.
00:40:48	Here.
00:40:53	I was just introducing myself
00:40:56	It's lovely to see you again
00:40:59	Welcome in my class.
00:41:01	So, my name is Rositta Santos
00:41:07	Or Seville, what you say here.
00:41:11	What is famous for our bullfighting,
00:41:18	what your English peoples
00:41:23	Are you going to keep
00:41:26	And also is the birth home of flamenco.
00:41:31	Sorry.
00:41:48	Then everybody is ready... I hope.
00:41:53	So, feet in parallel. Hip distance apart.
00:41:57	Pulling up from the waist.
00:42:02	Shoulder blades drawing down to the spine.
00:42:06	Arms relaxed.
00:42:10	And taking the head over to your right.
00:42:14	Feeling that lovely stretch at the neck.
00:42:20	Then to the left.
00:42:22	Not very flamenco, is it?
00:42:26	To the right.
00:42:28	Bringing the head back to the centre.
00:42:32	And relax. Lovely.
00:42:35	So, guys. We're going to reverse the abs now.
00:42:38	Right foot in front.
00:42:40	Lifting up from the elbows
00:42:44	Like little Pinocchio.
00:42:45	Lifting, lifting.
00:42:47	Keeping the shoulders down.
00:42:50	Framing the face. Here I am... proud.
00:42:55	Then bringing the arms down in front.
00:43:00	Keeping the tension,
00:43:04	Then lifting up again from the elbows.
00:43:10	Beautiful, angry, ferocious.
00:43:15	And, guys, when you're lifting up
00:43:19	remember that this dance comes from the pain,
00:43:25	of los gitanos...
00:43:27	erm... what you say, "the gypsies".
00:43:30	I know this word not politically correct,
00:43:33	but these guys,
00:43:37	for centuries, centuries, and they say,
00:43:41	"We don't need this. We got pride.
00:43:44	We got dignity.
00:43:46	We got heart. We got flamenco. "
00:43:50	They say, "This... my space. "
00:43:54	My space.
00:43:56	My space.
00:43:58	My space. Everybody... do this. One, two.
00:44:01	My space.
00:44:03	- And again.
00:44:05	- Vamos! Vamos!
00:44:07	- And again.
00:44:09	- Vamos, vamos.
00:44:12	- With meaning.
00:44:14	But, guys.
00:44:15	My space!
00:44:16	- One more time.
00:44:18	- With expression.
00:44:21	- I don't believe it.
00:44:23	OK, guys. I'll give you two counts in.
00:44:26	Then we're going to stamp
00:44:30	Uno, dos.
00:44:38	Guys, guys, guys. What are you doing?
00:44:44	Where is the passion? Where is the revenge?
00:44:47	This is flamenco.
00:44:49	That clapping, so polite.
00:44:52	"Excuse me, how many sugar
00:44:57	This woman been spending
00:45:00	with your husband, in a hotel in Paddington.
00:45:03	This guy been having an affair
00:45:08	Your boyfriend, what you gave your love,
00:45:12	betrays you with a Swedish bitch,
00:45:18	You want to kill him.
00:45:23	He's such a bastard! I hate him!
00:45:28	Are you all right?
00:45:41	Didn't bargain for that. That was something else.
00:45:44	I know, but all credit to her.
00:45:45	She picked herself up. She came straight back.
00:45:48	As if nothing had happened.
00:45:50	- Not a grain of sentimentality.
00:45:53	Bless her. I wanted to give her a hug.
00:45:55	I don't think she'd appreciate that.
00:45:57	No! "This is my space, get off me!"
00:46:00	Leaves a nasty taste, though,
00:46:03	- Then it was "put that away".
00:46:05	- Get it out another time.
00:46:07	- You'll be lucky.
00:46:09	She must be going through some shit,
00:46:11	- She's actually a good teacher.
00:46:16	She's going to burn herself out.
00:46:17	I believed her when she said
00:46:21	I don't expect the guys will be back
00:46:23	No! Snip, snip.
00:46:27	- How's your love life?
00:46:29	- Nothing doing?
00:46:30	- Are you OK with that?
00:46:33	- Good for you.
00:46:34	Cheers.
00:46:38	- How's your Beth?
00:46:40	Oh, no.
00:46:42	Just before her 18th birthday. "Thanks, Darren. "
00:46:44	- Why do men always do that, eh?
00:46:46	Christmas, Valentine's Day.
00:46:50	- I hope he won't turn up to the party.
00:46:53	I'm looking at her and thinking,
00:46:56	- "Don't do it, Beth. Don't do it. "
00:46:59	- You've got to let them get on with it.
00:47:04	Of course, she's got her A levels coming up.
00:47:06	Fingers crossed, she's going to Manchester.
00:47:08	- Fantastic. What she want to do there?
00:47:11	- Lovely.
00:47:14	That's important, see the world.
00:47:16	- I think so. Cos I never got the chance.
00:47:19	- You made up for it later, though.
00:47:22	- Where were you?
00:47:24	Taught in this school in Thailand, six months.
00:47:28	Started off in Australia.
00:47:32	Bali, Java, Malaysia, Vietnam - beautiful.
00:47:37	Fabulous.
00:47:39	Amazing. Gorgeous kids.
00:47:43	- 60?
00:47:44	Fantastic. Great challenge.
00:47:47	- And for them.
00:47:48	Yeah.
00:47:52	- Do you want another one?
00:48:50	Poppy, this is your third driving lesson.
00:48:52	- I'm getting quite good, aren't I?
00:48:55	You're smug. You're too easily distracted.
00:48:57	You're distracted by squirrels,
00:49:00	by old ladies in surgical stockings,
00:49:04	- Oh, well, he was quite fit, wasn't he?
00:49:07	- I didn't know you were checking it out.
00:49:11	This car is a lethal weapon.
00:49:15	Keep to the left of the centre of the road.
00:49:17	Oh, come on, Scott. How often do you
00:49:21	- Left turn. Mirror, signal, Enrahah.
00:49:25	Enrahah!
00:49:30	I can't believe you're a teacher,
00:49:34	It took me by surprise, to be honest. It's 30.
00:49:36	30. You have no respect for order.
00:49:38	You are arrogant, you are disruptive
00:49:41	- I slipped through the net, didn't I?
00:49:44	Believe you me, Poppy, you are the net.
00:49:46	OK, we're going to do the next left turn.
00:49:49	- Enrahah. Keep with it, Poppy.
00:49:53	Get away from the bend.
00:49:56	Do you remember the pyramid?
00:49:59	- Enrahah.
00:50:00	Enrahah is the eye at the top of the pyramid.
00:50:02	I'm talking about the bottom of it.
00:50:04	Those at the bottom of the pyramid
00:50:07	of what those at the top of the pyramid
00:50:10	Where are you on the pyramid?
00:50:12	- I'm outside the pyramid, looking in.
00:50:15	Where are you? That is more to the point.
00:50:19	- Where are we all, eh?
00:50:22	- Did you like school, Scott?
00:50:25	Oh, that's a shame.
00:50:28	Let me tell you something
00:50:31	- Oh, go on, then.
00:50:35	- Do you know what that means?
00:50:36	Well, I'll tell you. Our brain has two sides.
00:50:39	The left brain and the right brain.
00:50:42	The left brain is information, data. It's dead.
00:50:45	The right brain is individuality.
00:50:48	And the education system, it works like this -
00:50:52	And if you repeat my world view,
00:50:55	you will pass your exams and you will
00:50:59	and you will become a policeman, a magistrate,
00:51:02	a lawyer, a general, a politician,
00:51:06	But if you think for yourself,
00:51:08	if you think outside of the box,
00:51:11	That's how the education system works.
00:51:19	Were you bullied at school, Scott?
00:51:24	We're going to do the next left turn. Enrahah.
00:51:26	Kids, they can be cruel, can't they, eh?
00:51:32	Nick!
00:51:37	Nick, what's going on? Eh?
00:51:41	Are you all right, Charlie?
00:51:43	Yeah, I could see that. What's going on, eh?
00:51:49	Venga, venga!
00:51:53	Don't bounce.
00:51:55	Keep pounding.
00:51:58	Facing front.
00:52:02	Look in front of us.
00:52:07	It's not salsa. Keep straight.
00:52:13	Venga, mátalo.
00:52:15	Uno, dos, tres. Uno, dos, tres.
00:52:18	Face the front. Don't look at me.
00:52:29	Bravo, everybody.
00:52:32	I have to tell you, I am slightly impressed.
00:52:38	Much better than last week.
00:52:43	And still could improve.
00:52:45	But... it will do.
00:52:47	For now.
00:52:50	Be quiet. Get on with it.
00:52:53	What are you writing about? All about you?
00:52:57	That's lovely, Savannah.
00:53:01	Good girl. Married with a prince, yeah?
00:53:05	There we are. You carry on
00:53:10	Yeah, you carry on. You draw a picture now.
00:53:12	Hold on. What's going on?
00:53:15	What is happening? Are you hurting Ayotunde?
00:53:20	Are you all right? He hurt you hard?
00:53:23	He hit you? Come here.
00:53:26	You come and sit over here.
00:53:31	You were hurting Ayotunde for no reason.
00:53:34	That's not what we do to our friends.
00:53:38	- I can't do these.
00:53:42	- Miss, I've got a tiger fish.
00:53:44	What's happening here, eh?
00:53:55	You can talk to me, you know?
00:53:59	Anything you want to say.
00:54:03	I'm here to help you.
00:54:14	Because I'm your mate, aren't I?
00:54:19	- Yes.
00:54:22	That's what mates do...
00:54:25	...isn't it?
00:54:27	- Yes.
00:54:35	What's making you so angry?
00:54:43	I want to help sort this out.
00:54:47	Come on, chop chop.
00:54:51	- Hi, Jenny.
00:54:56	- Poppy.
00:54:57	- What's up?
00:54:59	- Come in. Sit yourself down.
00:55:06	It's Nick, really...
00:56:46	You know what I mean, you know?
00:56:49	You know?
00:56:51	- You know?
00:56:55	It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's...
00:56:57	Isn't it just?
00:56:58	You know? You know, it's...
00:57:03	You know, they, they, they, they, they...
00:57:06	Do they?
00:57:07	They're not, they're not, they're not, they're not!
00:57:10	They're not, you know?
00:57:12	Oh.
00:57:28	Are you warm enough?
00:57:31	# I know, I said that I was leaving
00:57:36	- That's nice.
00:57:39	- Is he?
00:57:43	Ah, now, and he's, he's... Oh, he's...
00:57:47	Oh, no.
00:57:49	He's, he's, he's...
00:57:53	- What is he?
00:57:55	Oh! I know a few.
00:58:01	There you go.
00:58:04	That's it. Yeah.
00:58:07	- You know what I mean, you know?
00:58:10	She's, she's, she's...
00:58:12	She's, she's, she's, you know. She's, she's...
00:58:14	You know. She's, she's, she's,
00:58:18	She was, she was, she was, she was...
00:58:22	- She was so...
00:58:24	She wouldn't, you know.
00:58:26	She wouldn't, and I'm, I'm... I'm not, you know.
00:58:29	I'm not, you know. I'm, I'm...
00:58:34	She's, you know. She's...
00:58:36	You know, they're, they're, they're, they're...
00:58:40	You know what I mean?
00:58:43	Yeah.
00:58:46	I do.
00:58:50	What's your name?
00:58:52	Hey?
00:58:53	- Come on.
00:58:56	- Taxi!
00:59:00	Come on, 'sake.
00:59:04	Keep your hair on.
00:59:06	I've only just met you. Mum warned me
00:59:13	- Where are you going?
00:59:16	Oh, sod's law.
00:59:18	- Is he gone?
00:59:21	- Is he gone?
00:59:24	- What?
00:59:26	You what?
00:59:27	- Is he gone?
00:59:30	- The rubber knocker man.
00:59:32	- The rubber knocker man.
00:59:37	- Sssh.
00:59:39	- Is he gone?
00:59:42	- 'Sake.
00:59:44	He's a-rubbing his knockers. He's gone.
00:59:47	Oh, he's gone. Hang about.
00:59:54	Oh, there you go.
00:59:58	Found the en suite, then.
01:00:04	Shake it all about.
01:00:13	What am I doing?
01:00:24	Oh, all done, then?
01:00:32	All right?
01:00:50	Have you had your dinner?
01:00:53	No.
01:01:07	- Here you are, take that.
01:01:11	- Something to eat.
01:01:22	- Where are you going to sleep tonight?
01:01:27	Of course you are. Silly me.
01:01:39	What?
01:01:55	You know?
01:02:00	Yeah.
01:02:52	Next, please.
01:03:07	- Are you asleep?
01:03:23	So what you been up to?
01:03:26	- This and that.
01:03:29	Wheeling and a-dealing.
01:03:31	- So where you been?
01:03:34	- Seriously.
01:03:37	I went for a walk.
01:03:39	Thought we were going out for a drink.
01:03:42	Oh, yeah. Sorry.
01:03:44	- Left you a message.
01:03:51	- So how was your day?
01:03:55	Fantastic, the earth moved.
01:03:58	- I've got a violent pupil in my flock.
01:04:02	- Being violent.
01:04:04	- He's been hitting the other kids.
01:04:07	I spoke to Heather.
01:04:11	Poor little bugger.
01:04:15	You've got to love them, haven't you?
01:04:17	Yeah, otherwise you'd kill them.
01:04:21	So where did you go tonight?
01:04:23	The eternal question. Where have we been?
01:04:27	What's the meaning of life?
01:04:30	I went to the moon and then back again.
01:04:33	- Wow, you walk quickly.
01:04:36	Yeah, you've got great legs.
01:04:39	- These are great legs.
01:04:47	Oh, I see a very strong line.
01:04:50	It's your bullshit line,
01:04:57	- Next to it is a bloke.
01:05:00	- Yeah.
01:05:01	Oh, yeah, there he is. Isn't he gorgeous?
01:05:05	- Not my type.
01:05:11	Where have all the good men gone, eh?
01:05:13	Well, they're not hiding in here, are they?
01:05:17	Come out, come out, wherever you are.
01:05:25	They haven't got the balls.
01:05:34	- All right, Nick?
01:05:36	- How you doing there?
01:05:38	- What you reading?
01:05:40	- "Yuck!" That's nice, isn't it?
01:05:45	- Nick, this is Tim.
01:05:47	Hello.
01:05:48	Now, Nick, when I asked you the other day,
01:05:50	did you know what a social worker was,
01:05:52	can you remember what you said?
01:05:53	A social worker helps you on... hard things.
01:05:59	A social worker helps you with hard things, yes.
01:06:01	- That's true.
01:06:04	That's right. And I was thinking,
01:06:06	how could I help Tim
01:06:09	I was thinking, because you've done
01:06:12	Oh, I'd say so, yes.
01:06:15	And I was thinking, would you mind
01:06:20	- No.
01:06:21	I'd love to see it.
01:06:23	Is that, "No, you don't want to"
01:06:25	- No, I don't mind.
01:06:28	Well, that's good, isn't it? What's it going to be?
01:06:30	- You come and sit here. Have a look.
01:06:33	- We should show off your maths.
01:06:36	- Are you all right, sweet? A bit tired?
01:06:42	- What's this, then?
01:06:44	- This is last term.
01:06:47	Oh, he's good at his numbers.
01:06:50	- Yeah, smiley faces.
01:06:52	- See you.
01:06:55	- Smiley face, big smiley face there.
01:07:00	- Very good.
01:07:03	Isn't it? Not bad.
01:07:06	Is it good this term as well?
01:07:07	Er... yes, it's a bit on and off. Isn't it?
01:07:11	- Oh, yeah.
01:07:13	- We'll get around that, though.
01:07:17	You know you're not in trouble, don't you, Nick?
01:07:21	- Yeah.
01:07:23	No-one could be angry with you. Not for long.
01:07:28	You've been a bit angry, though, haven't you?
01:07:30	Yeah.
01:07:33	- What's made you angry?
01:07:37	You don't know?
01:07:39	What's it like at home?
01:07:42	Fine.
01:07:43	- Yeah, with you and your mum?
01:07:45	Yeah.
01:07:46	- You get on with your mum, don't you?
01:07:50	- Does anybody else come to the house?
01:07:52	No? What about any of Mummy's friends?
01:07:56	Has she got a boyfriend?
01:07:58	Yeah, she does.
01:08:00	She does? What's his name?
01:08:04	Jason.
01:08:05	Jason.
01:08:07	Is Jason nice?
01:08:09	No.
01:08:17	Has he been making you angry, Nick?
01:08:20	Yeah.
01:08:22	That's no good, is it?
01:08:26	Have you got a piece of paper, Miss Cross?
01:08:29	Yeah, sure we could rustle one up.
01:08:31	- You good at drawing, Nick?
01:08:33	OK.
01:08:38	- Here we go.
01:08:41	There you go.
01:08:44	Take that, Nick, and what I'd like you to do,
01:08:50	Do you think you can do that?
01:08:52	- Yeah.
01:08:53	Thought so.
01:08:57	That's your mum, in her bedroom.
01:09:00	- And who else is there?
01:09:02	Jason's there. Where's he?
01:09:05	- He's in the living room.
01:09:09	- You're all in different rooms, aren't you?
01:09:13	Why are you in a different room to Jason?
01:09:16	- Because he's not nice to me.
01:09:20	He hits me.
01:09:23	- He hits you.
01:09:26	You know that's not right, don't you, Nick?
01:09:35	- It was lovely to meet you.
01:09:37	Thank you. I think he'll be all right.
01:09:39	- Of course.
01:09:40	- He's got a good teacher.
01:09:44	- I'm looking at her.
01:09:47	- I wouldn't mind looking at her again.
01:09:51	Really? That's good.
01:09:52	- Give us your number.
01:09:55	That's a start.
01:10:04	There you go.
01:10:05	- Thank you very much.
01:10:08	- Goodbye.
01:10:22	Are you all right? Had a good week?
01:10:25	- Yeah.
01:10:29	Smells in here.
01:10:32	I didn't know you had a dog.
01:10:34	No, it isn't a dog. I just had a lesson.
01:10:37	- Bit stinky, was he?
01:10:42	- You got a dog?
01:10:44	Be cruel, wouldn't it? I'd love a dog.
01:10:49	- Your mum and dad got a dog?
01:10:51	Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
01:10:54	- How do you get on with your mum?
01:10:57	Oh.
01:11:01	You live with your mum and dad?
01:11:03	No.
01:11:05	How old do you think I am, 12?
01:11:09	- 22, 23?
01:11:11	You can stay.
01:11:14	I'm 30.
01:11:15	Old maid, now.
01:11:21	So, do you live on your own?
01:11:23	No. I live with my flatmate.
01:11:26	Nearly 10 years now. She done well, bless her.
01:11:30	- That's a long time.
01:11:36	What do you mean, you love her?
01:11:39	I mean, I love her. She loves me.
01:11:47	What, so you're...
01:11:49	What?
01:11:55	Yeah, that's it. That's us.
01:12:02	- You got a problem with that, Scott?
01:12:09	I don't think it is.
01:12:14	- OK, check your mirrors. Enrahah.
01:12:18	Indicate and knock on the door,
01:12:21	Knock on the door, OK. Put your foot
01:12:24	OK, find your biting point just before you go.
01:12:27	- What?
01:12:29	Put the car in neutral, the hand brake on.
01:12:31	Take your hand off the steering wheel,
01:12:34	- I haven't started.
01:12:36	- Now you tell me why I've stopped.
01:12:39	No. Yes! I have got a headache
01:12:42	Erm... I don't know. Time of the month?
01:12:46	Well, think. Top to toe. Top to toe.
01:12:50	- Boots, Poppy. Boots.
01:12:51	Every week I ask you,
01:12:54	And every week you insist
01:12:57	- Yeah, sorry about that.
01:13:00	- This is vanity before safety.
01:13:02	"I'm sorry, Mrs Jones. I'm sorry.
01:13:05	but don't worry, she looked really cool
01:13:08	- Am I keeping you awake at night?
01:13:10	Are you sure about that?
01:13:12	Shall we get on with the lesson?
01:13:14	Will you do something about your boots?
01:13:16	I don't think so. They're fine. I'm comfy in these.
01:13:19	A lot of people drive in heels.
01:13:23	Very well, on your head be it.
01:13:25	Yeah, okey-dokey.
01:13:35	Keep to the left of the centre. Enrahah. Enrahah.
01:13:38	When we come to this bend, what do we do?
01:13:40	- Are you expecting the worst?
01:13:43	We expect a juggernaut, OK?
01:13:45	- Expect the worst.
01:13:47	- More gas, more gas.
01:13:49	- Expecting the worst.
01:13:51	- There's a juggernaut, get down!
01:13:54	and keep your eyes on the road!
01:13:56	- There was a juggernaut, Scott.
01:13:59	- That was a stupid thing to do, Poppy.
01:14:02	- Give me gas. Give me gas.
01:14:04	- I'm giving you gas.
01:14:13	Right.
01:14:14	- Poppy.
01:14:16	I am not going to allow you
01:14:19	just for you to have your stupid little joke.
01:14:21	I mean, if you want to make jokes,
01:14:24	then I will gladly sit here
01:14:27	for £22.50 an hour - it's your money.
01:14:29	- I'm big enough. I can take it.
01:14:32	But I will not allow you
01:14:35	and other road users just for your amusement.
01:14:38	I wasn't taking the mickey, Scott.
01:14:40	- I'm sorry.
01:14:42	Right, that's it. Get out!
01:14:45	- What's happening now?
01:14:48	- Why?
01:14:53	Oh. So, that's that, then, is it?
01:14:56	All right, then.
01:15:04	Speak to the office and when they ask you,
01:15:13	Fucking!
01:15:14	Take it easy, Scott. It's all right. It's all right.
01:15:26	Well, come on, then. Let's go.
01:15:32	All I ask is that you behave like an adult.
01:15:37	What? Like you, Scott?
01:15:45	It's like musical cars, this.
01:15:49	- What now?
01:15:52	I've never given up on a pupil.
01:15:56	Oh, so that bit's over, is it?
01:16:02	Do you want to have a walk,
01:16:05	No? All right, then.
01:16:15	Check your mirrors.
01:16:22	What about that guy you gave up on
01:16:27	He passed his test this morning.
01:16:29	- Oh, well, that's good.
01:16:32	He was very rude.
01:16:35	I don't know, some people. Doesn't take much.
01:16:40	- It's just the little things.
01:16:43	Enrahah.
01:16:45	Keep to the left of the centre of the road.
01:16:49	You can make jokes while you're driving,
01:16:55	Well, if you're going to go,
01:17:01	- Are you scared of death?
01:17:03	I'm scared of dying. That's why I woke up.
01:17:06	- Oh, when did you wake up?
01:17:08	- Who set the alarm?
01:17:10	- I opened my eyes and I saw.
01:17:12	You can laugh while Rome is burning,
01:17:16	And if you don't wake up,
01:17:22	I mean, look around you. What do you see?
01:17:25	Do you see a policy of bringing
01:17:29	You see ignorance and fear.
01:17:31	You see... You see the disease
01:17:34	and what is multiculturalism?
01:17:36	Multiculturalism is non-culturalism.
01:17:38	And why do they want non-culturalism?
01:17:40	Because they want to reduce collective will.
01:17:43	The American Dream never happened.
01:17:44	The American nightmare is already here.
01:17:46	Look at the Washington Monument.
01:17:48	It is 555 feet above the ground
01:17:52	555 plus 111 is 666.
01:17:56	666, Poppy. 666.
01:18:03	Keep to the left of the centre of the road.
01:18:06	Are you an only child, Scott?
01:18:12	Enrahah. Use all your mirrors.
01:18:16	Watch your speed.
01:18:37	Same time next week?
01:18:40	- Of course.
01:18:47	Stay happy.
01:19:06	- Oh, come on, Suzy.
01:19:09	What time's Helen expecting us?
01:19:11	- She wanted us there by four.
01:19:15	Not much I can do about that. Runs in the family.
01:19:18	How was your lesson?
01:19:21	I don't know. Dark.
01:19:24	- How do you mean, dark?
01:19:28	He hasn't been feeling you up, has he?
01:19:31	I'd like to see him try.
01:19:33	Touching your knee instead of the gear stick,
01:19:36	No.
01:19:38	You all right, Poppy?
01:19:42	Yeah. I think I'm just worried about Helen.
01:19:45	Really, how do you mean?
01:19:47	- Should have gone to see her ages ago.
01:19:50	Oh, here's Suzy.
01:20:54	Here we are.
01:21:08	- Hello!
01:21:10	Look at this! Oh, mind the tree.
01:21:14	- It's nice to stand up.
01:21:16	- All right, Jamie?
01:21:19	- You all right, Jamie?
01:21:21	- Yeah.
01:21:23	- Yeah, long time no see.
01:21:25	- All right, Jamie?
01:21:27	Ooh, these are for you.
01:21:30	- I got you a little bottle of bubbly.
01:21:35	- All right. I'll pop these upstairs for you.
01:21:39	- Isn't that lovely?
01:21:42	Whatever gave you that idea, Suze?
01:21:46	- Keep on running, Jamie.
01:21:47	Better put these down now, shall I?
01:21:51	- Yeah.
01:21:53	- All right!
01:21:55	I'll give you the grand tour.
01:21:58	- Oh, I thought it was the wine cellar.
01:22:00	Through here, this is the living room.
01:22:03	Ta-da! Yeah, went with
01:22:06	Did you, Jamie? It's very nice, isn't it, Suze?
01:22:09	- Here's our dining area.
01:22:11	There's usually another chair here.
01:22:14	- For the foxes?
01:22:15	- We only got it last weekend, didn't we?
01:22:18	Really?
01:22:22	It's beautiful, Helen.
01:22:26	- Is it all right to smoke, Helen?
01:22:29	Can you get the ash in the ashtray, please?
01:22:31	I'll try not to miss the potty.
01:22:33	- You've been trained.
01:22:35	- Oh, lovely.
01:22:38	- You didn't.
01:22:40	I want to grow them into a big bush.
01:22:42	- They smell lovely.
01:22:44	My lavender. Put that by the compost.
01:22:46	- Best place for it, really.
01:22:50	Bit down in the dumps, is he?
01:22:51	Hello there, cheer up. Might never happen.
01:22:54	Busy Lizzies are doing very well.
01:22:57	- Been a bit busy, has she?
01:23:00	- That looks crap.
01:23:02	- Eucalyptus.
01:23:04	Gum tree!
01:23:06	- Brings back memories, doesn't it?
01:23:08	G'day, blue, how's it going?
01:23:10	- Drinks up.
01:23:13	- Cheers, everyone.
01:23:18	So, you've spoken to Mum, then?
01:23:20	Yeah, I spoke to her last Sunday. She's all right.
01:23:22	- Lovely. She coming down?
01:23:24	What's she coming down with? Syphilis?
01:23:26	- When did you last speak to her, Suzy?
01:23:29	- You should give her a ring.
01:23:31	- They're very excited.
01:23:33	They'll come down when the baby's born.
01:23:34	- Get on with the in-laws, do you, Jamie?
01:23:38	- Yeah, you get on with Dad, don't you?
01:23:41	- Do you?
01:23:43	Does it seem funny,
01:23:46	- Yeah, it is a bit weird.
01:23:49	- I'm an auntie.
01:23:51	- Got two nieces. My brothers' kids.
01:23:54	- Yeah, well, they're all right.
01:23:57	Oh, yeah, that's amazing. Hello,
01:24:02	There's your other auntie here, Auntie Suzy.
01:24:05	- What are you going to call it?
01:24:08	- We weren't going to say, were we?
01:24:11	- Go on, your secret's safe with us.
01:24:13	It's Nathan.
01:24:15	Oops. It's lovely.
01:24:17	- Nathan?
01:24:19	- It's a lovely name, Helen.
01:24:22	- No.
01:24:25	Well, that's the important thing.
01:24:27	- Nathan Lightfoot.
01:24:31	Nathan Lightfoot Esquire.
01:24:32	- It's boring.
01:24:34	- I'm not.
01:24:38	- Let me get you another top up. Suzy?
01:24:45	I know, let's have a go on your PlayStation,
01:24:48	- Yeah.
01:24:49	- Yeah, I'll start it up.
01:24:52	- Zoe's favourite, isn't it?
01:24:56	- What games you got?
01:24:58	- Cool.
01:25:00	- Why not?
01:25:02	Is it? What's the time?
01:25:03	- Oh, five minutes.
01:25:05	- Come on, let's play.
01:25:08	- All right, lovely.
01:25:10	Oh, for fuck sake.
01:25:20	Bane of my life, PlayStations.
01:25:22	- Oh, you got one?
01:25:24	They're like that under the desks, aren't they?
01:25:27	- I always confiscate them in my class.
01:25:29	- What a surprise.
01:25:31	- Well, maybe in the morning, eh?
01:25:37	It's incredible to think
01:25:40	- Only 10 more weeks.
01:25:43	Doesn't it make you both feel
01:25:46	- No, actually. How about you, Zoe?
01:25:49	You want a baby, though, don't you, Poppy?
01:25:51	- No, thanks. I've just had a kebab.
01:25:55	Maybe. Who knows?
01:25:56	At 35, you're considered a high-risk mum.
01:25:58	- Give me a chance, I've just turned 30.
01:26:02	- You've got to make plans.
01:26:04	- When are you getting on the property ladder?
01:26:07	- You got to get yourself a mortgage.
01:26:11	- You need to invest your savings.
01:26:14	- Have you got a pension yet?
01:26:17	- Have you got a pension?
01:26:20	- Oh, yeah.
01:26:23	- You've got to take life seriously.
01:26:25	You can't get drunk every night, partying,
01:26:28	I don't get drunk every night. Do we?
01:26:30	- No, she's an adult now, your big sister.
01:26:33	- You have to take responsibility, Poppy.
01:26:36	I am taking it easy.
01:26:39	I just want you to be happy, that's all.
01:26:40	I am happy.
01:26:42	- I don't think you are.
01:26:44	I love my life. Yeah, it can be tough at times.
01:26:48	I've got a great job, brilliant kids, lovely flat.
01:26:53	I've got amazing friends. I love my freedom.
01:26:58	- All right, no need to rub it in.
01:27:01	- I know what you're saying.
01:27:03	- You think I've taken the easy option.
01:27:05	Hang on, Helen. She didn't say that.
01:27:06	- It's what she meant.
01:27:09	- All right, Suze.
01:27:11	- Why are you trying to control everyone?
01:27:14	- Whatever. You're boring me.
01:27:16	Why are you all attacking me? It's not fair.
01:27:18	- No-one's attacking you, Helen.
01:27:24	- Blimey.
01:27:25	- Suzy!
01:27:28	- She'll be all right in a minute.
01:27:32	It's hormones.
01:27:38	- You all right?
01:27:42	- Do you want to play a game, Jamie?
01:27:47	No, best leave it till the morning.
01:27:49	I think we should all go to bed, it's getting late.
01:27:51	All right, then.
01:27:53	Jamie, go upstairs
01:27:56	- You're looking tired, Suzy.
01:27:59	It's just my face.
01:28:01	Thanks for the barbecue, Helen. Jamie.
01:28:03	- Anytime.
01:28:05	Thanks.
01:28:06	We'll go for a walk by the sea tomorrow.
01:28:09	Be nice.
01:28:16	Move your arse.
01:28:23	Flap, flap, flap!
01:28:28	Careful, Poppy.
01:28:31	- Don't worry. They're not too high.
01:28:34	Give us a piggy back?
01:28:44	Suzy, don't do that. Don't. Stop it.
01:28:57	You should have told me,
01:29:12	I'm all right. How are you? Good weekend?
01:29:16	Oh, heavy night last night, was it?
01:29:20	That's what I like to hear. Good boy.
01:29:24	So, do you fancy going out sometime, then?
01:29:26	How's Friday looking for you?
01:29:34	Oh, go on, then. I don't drink.
01:29:37	But...
01:29:39	Yeah, maybe just the one.
01:29:42	Yeah, something like that.
01:29:46	All right, then.
01:29:52	All right. See you, sailor. Bye.
01:30:20	Scott!
01:30:41	Suzy, wind your sister's window up.
01:31:11	What was that all about, then?
01:31:14	Search me.
01:31:16	Bit weird.
01:31:18	Isn't it just?
01:31:22	- Gives me the creeps, to be honest.
01:31:29	So, what are we doing for tea, then?
01:31:30	- Takeaway. What do you reckon?
01:31:33	Oh, hello, look who's here. Little piglet.
01:31:35	- Are you paying?
01:31:36	- Course she's not.
01:31:39	- Mum and Dad.
01:31:40	- Dad, of course.
01:31:43	- You love it.
01:31:52	It's a beautiful sky.
01:32:12	There you go.
01:32:13	Thanks.
01:32:19	So where were we?
01:32:23	What brings you here?
01:32:24	- I met a girl.
01:32:27	- Yeah.
01:32:29	- I can't talk about it.
01:32:30	- It's a secret.
01:32:32	- It's between me and her, though.
01:32:36	- Who is she?
01:32:39	Trust me.
01:32:42	She's a teacher.
01:32:45	- Is she?
01:32:47	Oh... I hate her already.
01:32:52	Haven't you got lovely eyes?
01:32:55	- Thanks.
01:32:57	- Really?
01:32:59	Picked them myself.
01:33:00	- Did you?
01:33:02	- Where from?
01:33:03	- You're joking me?
01:33:05	I'd say you got yourself a bargain there.
01:33:08	- You've got one as well.
01:33:11	- That one.
01:33:13	- Particularly lovely, is he?
01:33:15	But don't upset the other one.
01:33:16	- No, she's all right.
01:33:18	- Yeah, we've had a chat about it.
01:33:20	Yeah, she's over the worst now.
01:33:24	- Has she?
01:33:25	- What are they?
01:33:27	- She can juggle.
01:33:29	Yeah, goes without saying.
01:33:32	- Really?
01:33:35	- Let's see.
01:33:37	- Yeah.
01:33:39	- Go on.
01:33:41	Yeah.
01:33:43	She is good!
01:33:46	- This one tries to join in.
01:33:49	I won't. Anyway, he's lovely, so...
01:33:50	- Well, she's lovely, too.
01:33:54	- Sorry.
01:33:57	- Cheers.
01:33:59	Again.
01:34:07	This is nice.
01:34:11	It is nice.
01:34:46	Here we are.
01:34:51	Wow.
01:34:53	Welcome to my humble abode.
01:34:56	Thank you.
01:35:24	- Aren't you high up?
01:35:26	Yeah. What's it like up there?
01:35:30	Hm. It's OK.
01:35:35	That's better.
01:35:49	- I think you must be too hot.
01:35:52	Yeah, I thought so.
01:35:54	Usually right.
01:35:58	- Though it's not really my job.
01:36:01	I know.
01:36:03	Hidden talents.
01:36:08	Oh, wow.
01:36:11	Now, that's what I call a bargain.
01:36:14	- Yeah?
01:36:21	One, two, three.
01:36:25	- I'm a bit hot, too.
01:36:26	Yeah.
01:36:27	- Maybe this'll help.
01:36:31	- What about if this...
01:36:34	OK.
01:36:35	Ooh, I quite like it like that.
01:36:40	- Oh!
01:36:44	- What's it like in there?
01:37:36	I'll go and make that tea.
01:37:38	Great.
01:38:03	Going to be late for my lesson.
01:38:07	- I'll give you a lift.
01:38:09	- Yeah.
01:38:10	- Means I keep you for longer.
01:38:13	It's OK.
01:38:16	- So when you coming back to school?
01:38:19	- I'll see how things go with his mum.
01:38:23	He'll be fine.
01:38:33	Hello.
01:38:35	Hi.
01:38:50	Are you happy... in your life?
01:38:55	That's a big question.
01:39:00	Isn't it just?
01:39:27	- So, you play football, then?
01:39:30	- Right. Is that indoors or outdoors?
01:39:33	- Oh, here she is.
01:39:35	- Why aren't you wearing any jewellery?
01:39:40	So, you doing anything tonight?
01:39:42	Yeah, it's a mate's 30th.
01:39:44	- Great.
01:39:46	- Oh, cinema.
01:39:48	- Popcorn...
01:39:51	Yeah, no necking.
01:39:52	She's only saying that cos you're here.
01:39:54	Normally I'm all over her like a rash.
01:39:56	- I don't blame you.
01:39:58	Isn't he just?
01:40:00	- Here he is.
01:40:02	- Nice to meet you.
01:40:04	- Yeah, whatever.
01:40:07	Come on, you.
01:40:11	Hiya, Scott. This is Tim.
01:40:15	- Just joking.
01:40:19	- Ooh, can't win them all.
01:40:22	- See you later.
01:40:23	- Will you?
01:40:24	Good.
01:40:41	What happened on Sunday, Scott?
01:40:44	I don't know what you're talking about.
01:40:47	Stevenage? Funny, you must have a twin.
01:40:50	I was there all day. I was looking after
01:40:52	- I'm sorry to hear that.
01:40:55	- Don't believe you, Scott.
01:40:59	Don't think so, gigolo.
01:41:20	Concentrate, Poppy.
01:41:22	Now I'm going to indicate. I keep in lane.
01:41:26	OK? You keep in lane, all right?
01:41:29	You take responsibility for other drivers
01:41:34	This is a roundabout. Concentrate,
01:41:37	Are you... Was that a request
01:41:39	Did he bully me then? Did he just shove in then?
01:41:42	- Or did he ask?
01:41:44	No, he didn't ask.
01:41:46	Roundabouts, if you keep in lane
01:41:50	You're following rules and keeping
01:41:53	Everything in check.
01:41:54	But if you get selfish and if you
01:41:58	And it gets dangerous.
01:42:05	Waa-aaah...
01:42:08	I'm not waiting for somebody
01:42:11	I'm not waiting.
01:42:12	Everywhere you see, look at the cameras.
01:42:14	Everywhere you go, they're watching you.
01:42:17	They're seeing you. They're watching.
01:42:19	Look at this place, it stinks.
01:42:23	- All right.
01:42:27	Speed camera. Why do you need them?
01:42:28	There's two guys at the back of the road
01:42:31	and you have a speed camera.
01:42:34	You can wait.
01:42:36	- You can wait!
01:42:42	Come on! Drive the car.
01:42:44	You're not driving a camel.
01:42:47	We have rules in this country.
01:42:54	Fucking morons!
01:43:17	Check your mirrors, your seat,
01:43:20	- No, I don't think so.
01:43:22	- I'm not going anywhere.
01:43:24	You are in no fit state to take this lesson.
01:43:26	I am the instructor. You are the pupil.
01:43:28	- You need to calm down.
01:43:29	- You can't drive like this.
01:43:32	I think I can when you're putting yourself
01:43:36	- and putting other people in danger.
01:43:39	That's bullshit. It's all bullshit.
01:43:42	- You want this lesson to stop?
01:43:44	I don't want you to teach me any more. I'm sorry.
01:43:47	OK. Fantastic. Get in the passenger seat
01:43:50	No, I don't think so. I'm driving.
01:43:52	- No, you're not.
01:43:53	Poppy, if this isn't a lesson, you can't drive.
01:43:55	You're not driving anywhere.
01:43:57	You got two choices,
01:43:59	I don't mind walking, but you can't drive this car.
01:44:02	- You can't stop me.
01:44:06	- Poppy, give me the keys.
01:44:08	- Give me the keys to my car.
01:44:11	I'm going to ask you one more time.
01:44:14	- I'm sorry, I can't.
01:44:17	- you fucking bitch!
01:44:18	- Give me the... fuck...
01:44:23	- Give me the fucking...
01:44:25	- Give me the fucking keys!
01:44:29	- Give me the fucking keys!
01:44:32	- Give me those fucking keys!
01:44:35	- You're out of order.
01:44:37	I'm calling the police.
01:44:41	Do you?
01:44:46	Right. So let's just calm down, shall we?
01:44:52	OK, we're disturbing the peace here.
01:45:01	I just want to get in my car and drive away.
01:45:03	- That's not going to happen.
01:45:05	You're doing it again. You never give in
01:45:09	- You need help.
01:45:11	- I'm not patronising you.
01:45:15	This is what you always wanted,
01:45:18	This is the game you play.
01:45:20	You prodded me. You poked me.
01:45:24	You flirted with me. You sucked me in.
01:45:26	You wore your high-heel boots,
01:45:29	and you flashed your tits, you tossed your hair.
01:45:32	You played with the gear stick. You lied to me!
01:45:35	This is all about you.
01:45:41	I'm a driving instructor.
01:45:45	You had no intention of learning how to drive.
01:45:49	To reel me in. And why?
01:45:53	You've got to be wanted. And you drink it in.
01:45:56	And you leave me with a spring in your step
01:45:59	and you go off and you fuck your boyfriend
01:46:02	And you all drive around
01:46:15	Scott...
01:46:25	Come on, now.
01:46:37	I just want to go home.
01:46:41	I'm sure you do.
01:46:44	Don't we all, eh?
01:46:52	Tell you what.
01:46:56	Why don't we have a talk about it?
01:47:05	We'll sit in the car.
01:47:08	We'll have a chat, OK?
01:47:12	All right?
01:47:17	And then I'll give you your keys.
01:47:50	I'm sorry if I upset you, Scott.
01:47:59	I wish I could make you happy.
01:48:03	I was happy.
01:48:07	OK.
01:48:12	And I was in Stevenage last Sunday.
01:48:17	- Sure.
01:48:27	So, same time next week?
01:48:45	I'm sorry, Scott.
01:48:54	There you go.
01:48:59	I'll just get my bag, all right?
01:49:09	I'm a good driving instructor.
01:49:14	Yeah, I know you are.
01:49:26	Take care, Scott.
01:49:30	Was that your boyfriend?
01:49:36	Before?
01:49:42	Was it?
01:52:26	I think I should give up smoking.
01:52:28	That's a good idea.
01:52:31	What can I give up?
01:52:34	You could give up being too nice.
01:52:37	Seriously, you can't make everyone happy.
01:52:40	There's no harm in trying, though, is there?
01:52:45	- Come on, Poppy.
01:52:49	I still think we should call the police.
01:52:51	No, that's not going to help him, is it?
01:52:54	I don't know.
01:52:56	- You know what?
01:52:59	- We're lucky, aren't we?
01:53:02	Well... well, you make your own luck in life,
01:53:05	Well, some of us do.
01:53:09	It's hard work being a grown-up, isn't it?
01:53:11	Yeah, it is. It's a long trip.
01:53:14	Yeah, tell me when we get there.
01:53:17	Don't worry, I'll let you know.
01:53:21	You keep on rowing and I'll keep on smiling.
01:53:25	Hm. Are we there yet?
01:53:30	We've got a hell of a way to go.
01:53:40	We're getting good at this, aren't we?
01:53:56	Hello, you. Missing me already?
01:54:00	Oh...
01:54:02	That's nice to hear.
01:54:06	A nightmare. Yeah.
01:54:08	I'm still alive... just.
01:54:12	Well... it's a long story.
01:54:15	I'm on the lake, with Zoe.
01:54:17	Yeah.
01:54:20	The bathroom flooded, yeah.
01:54:22	It's all right now. We've found a boat.
01:54:24	You're
01:54:33	No.

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