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Harold Kumar Go to White Castle
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Harold and Kumar go to White Castle |
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Billy Boy! |
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It's almost 5:00, and this bad boy |
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- No, no, no. Give me that. |
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- I'm gonna burn it once and for all. |
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Dude, it's been six months. |
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Whatever. Even if |
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I wouldn't even know what to do. |
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I've been out of the game |
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Dude, you come out with me tonight, |
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Yeah, it sounds very tempting, |
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but Berenson needs me to update |
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for the meeting |
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So what? |
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The Germans are taking |
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The meeting got changed |
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So? Why don't you |
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to do your work for you? |
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Who? |
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Harold, I need you to update |
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- Billy, aren't you supposed to... |
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I have this meeting |
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and I'm never gonna have time |
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So that's your |
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Make sure those are in |
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With all the downsizing |
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we wouldn't want to have to tell Berenson |
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Yeah. |
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Okay, no problem. |
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Hey. |
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You have a great weekend, |
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I owe you one. |
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Thank you. |
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Wow! That was amazing. |
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Dude, how do you think |
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I'm telling you, those Asian guys |
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You probably |
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Chick magnet |
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Chick magnet. Chick magnet |
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Chick magnet. Yeah |
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Fuck. |
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An excellent point, Mr. Patel. |
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You are one of the finest applicants |
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Thank you. |
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It comes as no surprise. Your father |
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As you probably heard |
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he and I had some pretty wild times |
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Really? |
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Yeah. We started |
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the Hemoglobin Trotters. |
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Hemo-globin Trotters... |
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A play on the name of the famous |
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black, African-American. |
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You know, people of colors. |
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Let's end up with one final question, |
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What are some potential |
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Well, you would have |
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diffuse abdominal tenderness... |
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I'm sorry. |
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Kumar's phone. |
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Hey, what's up? It's me. |
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Nothing important. I can talk. |
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Listen, I can't party tonight, okay? |
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Dude, fuck that shit. |
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I know, but I got |
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When has getting high ever |
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Jesus! |
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Believe me. |
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- I got a lot of work to do. |
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I got a quarter of the |
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I'm not smoking |
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So you need to just chill the fuck out |
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because in the next couple of hours, |
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I expect both of us to be |
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All right, I got it. |
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I'll talk to you later. |
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We've got the severe anal discharge, |
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Mr. Patel, I am more than familiar |
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Do you actually believe |
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that I would ever even consider |
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No. I'm gonna |
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The only reason I'm applying |
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is so my dad |
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I really don't have a desire |
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But you have perfect MCAT scores. |
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Yeah. Just 'cause you're |
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doesn't mean you gotta do porn. |
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Get out! Bernadette, |
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And please bring in |
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Yes! |
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Right in front of the door. |
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This is America, dude! |
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Better "ruck" tomorrow! |
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- Extreme! |
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Fuck. |
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Okay. |
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Be yourself. |
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So, Maria, what's been goin' on? |
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I actually had a very long week |
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Work was good. |
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Plus, the guy who works next to me |
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Really? |
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So what are you up to tonight? |
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Actually, I'm just gonna |
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probably eat a whole pint |
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while I watch Blind Date. |
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Well, that sounds awful. |
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If you want some company, |
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maybe you can come over |
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That sounds nice. |
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Bye. |
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Bye. Bye. |
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Kumar. |
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Yo. |
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Yo, Kumar. |
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Yo, I'm in here, dude. |
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Hey! What the hell are you doing? |
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I'm trimming my pubes. |
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Why aren't you |
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The mirror's in here. |
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Hey! |
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Besides, man, it makes |
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Please! |
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Are those my scissors? |
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Dude, I've been cutting my ass hair |
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Get out! |
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Kumar. It's Daddy. |
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I hope your interview |
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I'm calling to remind you |
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with Dr. Wein from Cornell |
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- Hook it up, bi-yatch. |
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Fuck! |
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In tonight's top story. |
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from the Morristown Zoo. |
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Oh, nice. |
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And the award for the least |
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ever made in this apartment |
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Come on down, man. |
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Shut up, man. |
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It's a very beautiful story |
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who feels unnoticed, |
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- Turn it. |
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Homo. |
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Come on. Dude. |
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Don't you wanna be cool? |
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Hey. Man. |
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I'm so high! |
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Nothing can hurt me. |
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No! |
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- Marijuana kills. |
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We're so high right now. |
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We're not low. |
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Dude, I don't know about you, |
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No shit, dude. |
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No, I don't feel |
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- What about KFC? |
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I want something |
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Something different, |
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I want the perfect food. |
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Are you hungry? |
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Then come to White Castle |
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Six burgers. Fries. |
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Imagine all those burgers |
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Don't you like food |
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I do. |
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Then what are you waiting for? |
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Head over to White Castle. |
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You sure you know |
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I haven't been |
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Dude, I'm telling you, there's one right by |
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Nice. |
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- Rosenberg! |
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Yo, Manny and Shevitz, get up. |
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No, we're watching |
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No, no, no. |
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Hey, put that back. |
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No eating until we get |
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Sorry, kids, |
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Supposedly Katie Holmes |
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Is that all you Jews |
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Katie Holmes is a nice, |
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And I'm gonna see her boobs. |
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The things I would eat |
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That is |
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So is "I want to bang Britney Spears |
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But it's true. |
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Touche. |
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Hey, listen, if... |
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I think Kumar's a faygele. |
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They're totally gay for each other. |
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- Hey, you wanna suck on this? |
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What the hell are you |
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Try to get some work done |
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- Here, you're driving. |
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You wanna run back and get it? |
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No, we've gone too far. |
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Hey, there's your girlfriend. |
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You gonna talk to her this time, |
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or are you gonna be |
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What the hell are you doing? |
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You could've asked her if she wanted |
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- Hold the elevator. Wait! |
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You're worthless. |
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I'm not worthwhile. |
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Just fucking talk to her once. |
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Look, it doesn't matter. |
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The only girls who are interested in me |
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Like Cindy Kim. |
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Speaking of Cindy, |
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One of those Asian clubs she's in |
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God, she invites me to everything. |
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So what? She's kind of fuckin' cute. |
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Oh, look. |
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It's the Brothers McFag. |
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Let me guess... the one |
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Come on, guys, let's get ourselves |
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Extreme! |
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Yeah, extreme assholes. |
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Why do I |
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Dude, forget about those pricks. |
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I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat, |
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Dude, fuckin' I will see your 20 burgers |
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Dude, give me 35 cents. |
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What's going on? |
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- What? |
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- I don't have any more change. |
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No, no, I don't like |
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Yeah, I can see that. |
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Hey, move your ass! |
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- I'm sorry. Hold on. |
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No, don't. |
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Let me walk to a manned tollbooth |
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- Sorry! |
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- What's the fuckin' holdup here? |
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Move, you retarded cocksucker! |
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- Are you crazy? |
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What are you doing? |
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- The cops are gonna catch us. |
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- Take this exit. |
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- Take this exit! |
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Dude! |
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You know, |
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Sorry. I get a little |
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Now we're in Newark, |
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You know we're |
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Maybe it's not as bad as they say. |
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Check it out. Those guys |
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- Holy shit! |
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Let's get the fuck outta here. |
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- Go! Go! Drive! Drive! |
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- Fuck you. |
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Yo, check it out. |
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Thank God. I'm starving. |
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- Hello, New Brunswick! |
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You know... |
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Presets. Use the presets. |
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Oh, come on, dude, |
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Try something new. |
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Where is this place? Isn't it |
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- Chill. We'll find it. |
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- Yes. |
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That means the White Castle |
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What the hell |
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That does not look |
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Uh-uh. |
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Hey, look here, fellas. You guys gonna |
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What happened to the White Castle? |
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What? |
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There used to be a White Castle |
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Where is it? |
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I hate to be the bearer |
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but Burger Shack, they bought |
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God! |
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Please tell me there's |
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- No. |
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Do I look like the kind of brother |
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that would be unsure |
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Shit! |
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I don't know, man. |
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Hey. Psst. |
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There's a White Castle that's |
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It's about |
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I can make the trip |
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Kumar, I got a shitload |
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You got that |
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Forget about the med school |
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What do you mean |
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Ding-dong! |
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As a Burger Shack employee |
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if there's one thing I've learned, |
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the burgers here |
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In fact, just thinking about those |
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with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions |
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that just explode |
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every time you bite into one... |
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...just makes me want |
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Come on, Pookie, |
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Come on, Pookie! |
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Let's burn this |
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Let's burn it down! |
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So you guys maybe should just |
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You can always get |
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- Let's do it. |
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Then listen, listen... no matter what, |
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without White Castle |
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- Agreed? |
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Wise choice. |
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You guys might have |
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from our special sauce tonight. |
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Me and Pookie, |
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I'll give you a hint. |
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It's semen. |
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Semen. |
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Animal semen. |
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Dude, remember when Goldstein |
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This is the most fucking confusing |
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she's possessed, |
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Dude, that rack better be stacked. |
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- Tits! Tits! |
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Holy shit! Whoa! |
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Those aren't real. |
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You know, I'm almost |
| 00:18:29 |
I wish we had some more weed. |
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Sorry. |
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Princeton. |
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- We're getting off here. |
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Because we're gonna sweet-talk |
| 00:18:40 |
- No. |
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You talk to her on the phone |
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She calls me. |
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about her East Asian |
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Then I have to actually pretend |
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or else she calls me a Twinkie. |
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A what? |
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Twinkie... yellow on the outside, |
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Look, you Twinkie bitch, |
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you were the one that threw |
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So we're going to Princeton, |
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and it's your responsibility |
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by the time |
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Forget it. |
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I am not seeing Cindy Kim. |
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Harold, I'm so glad |
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Yeah, me too. |
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Did you like the hibiscus petals |
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Yeah, they were nice. |
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Hey, dude, you know |
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Dude, you know where |
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Jesus, what the hell kind of |
| 00:19:30 |
Man. |
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Over here, man. |
| 00:19:34 |
You lookin' to toke up? |
| 00:19:35 |
- Yes. |
| 00:19:36 |
Thank Christ. Just give me |
| 00:19:39 |
You wanna see |
| 00:19:44 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:19:45 |
Whoa, man! |
| 00:19:47 |
Don't touch, man. |
| 00:19:49 |
You can't... |
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Jeez! This is my baby! |
| 00:20:00 |
Yes? |
| 00:20:01 |
Kenneth Park, |
| 00:20:03 |
- Hi. |
| 00:20:04 |
Is it true you're an analyst |
| 00:20:08 |
Yes, I'm a junior analyst. |
| 00:20:09 |
Awesome! |
| 00:20:13 |
I told you, he's good. |
| 00:20:18 |
- Yes. |
| 00:20:21 |
I'm applying for a summer |
| 00:20:24 |
I was wondering, a) what's it like |
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and b) would you write me |
| 00:20:32 |
Here. That's sixt... 80 bucks. |
| 00:20:34 |
- 80 bucks? |
| 00:20:36 |
Yo, this is worth 40 tops, bro. |
| 00:20:38 |
"Bro"? |
| 00:20:40 |
Okay, and that's 80 bucks. |
| 00:20:42 |
You don't feel like |
| 00:20:43 |
If you don't feel like getting high, |
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because there's lots of people |
| 00:20:48 |
Hey, loser. |
| 00:20:49 |
Hey, what's up, George? |
| 00:20:52 |
What kind of hippie are you? |
| 00:20:54 |
What kind of hippie am I? |
| 00:20:57 |
I understand the concept |
| 00:20:59 |
"What's it like |
| 00:21:02 |
To be honest with you, |
| 00:21:09 |
...awesome. |
| 00:21:11 |
Excellent! |
| 00:21:12 |
As for the recommendation, |
| 00:21:16 |
Actually, Harold, we should |
| 00:21:18 |
We can discuss all this stuff |
| 00:21:20 |
- It's just down the hall. |
| 00:21:21 |
I'm sorry. I can't go. |
| 00:21:25 |
You'll see him when we're done. |
| 00:21:27 |
Trust me, |
| 00:21:29 |
Kenny's mom dropped off |
| 00:21:32 |
It's really good. |
| 00:21:34 |
Yeah? |
| 00:21:36 |
That's nice. |
| 00:21:38 |
- 80 bucks, okay? |
| 00:21:40 |
- Hello. |
| 00:21:43 |
Yes, we're gonna smoke. Do you |
| 00:21:46 |
Please, like they want to go listen |
| 00:21:49 |
while you read |
| 00:21:51 |
Girls, you guys wanna hang out, |
| 00:21:53 |
maybe smoke a little weed |
| 00:21:55 |
- All right. |
| 00:21:57 |
My poetry's not lame. |
| 00:21:59 |
- Yeah, I'm sure. |
| 00:22:01 |
We're gonna eat before this gets cold. |
| 00:22:03 |
What you say we meet back |
| 00:22:06 |
We're in room 109. |
| 00:22:07 |
109. Got it. |
| 00:22:11 |
Yes! |
| 00:22:12 |
109. We'll see |
| 00:22:17 |
We're getting laid, bro. |
| 00:22:22 |
All right, I'll see you there, man. |
| 00:22:25 |
20... 20... 208? |
| 00:22:28 |
208. Yes! 208! |
| 00:22:32 |
Roldy, dude, |
| 00:22:34 |
There's these two filthy pussies |
| 00:22:39 |
I mean, there are these two |
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who would like to have |
| 00:22:44 |
Sorry. Harold's coming with us. |
| 00:22:46 |
That's bullshit. He's coming with me. |
| 00:22:50 |
- Let's go to the party. |
| 00:22:51 |
Here. This is Harold's understudy. |
| 00:22:55 |
Roldy, let's go. |
| 00:22:57 |
Sorry. |
| 00:22:58 |
I can't believe you were gonna |
| 00:23:00 |
You know what their parties are like. |
| 00:23:02 |
What do you want me to say? |
| 00:23:04 |
Just say no. |
| 00:23:06 |
All right, take a hit of that. |
| 00:23:08 |
What's going on up there? |
| 00:23:09 |
Barracuda to Sparrow, |
| 00:23:11 |
We got two high-fliers |
| 00:23:18 |
I just wanna talk! |
| 00:23:23 |
Dude, in here, in here. |
| 00:23:25 |
Women! |
| 00:23:26 |
What if someone |
| 00:23:28 |
Chill the fuck out. He's not gonna |
| 00:23:33 |
Shit! Come here. |
| 00:23:35 |
It worked on me. There's no reason |
| 00:23:38 |
But your breasts look beautiful. |
| 00:23:41 |
I just want those |
| 00:23:44 |
You know, that kind of go... |
| 00:23:47 |
Hurry up because I want |
| 00:23:49 |
with that dishy Indian guy. |
| 00:23:51 |
It's gonna be a few minutes. |
| 00:23:53 |
I'm about to have |
| 00:23:57 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:24:05 |
Great, I think I've got |
| 00:24:24 |
Hey, Clarissa, do you want |
| 00:24:28 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 00:24:30 |
We haven't played that |
| 00:24:33 |
I know, I know. |
| 00:24:41 |
Hit. |
| 00:24:45 |
Scag! You sank my destroyer! |
| 00:24:57 |
Fuck! |
| 00:25:00 |
I can't take it anymore! |
| 00:25:05 |
Christy, are you still there? |
| 00:25:09 |
Damn! You sank my battle shit! |
| 00:25:13 |
Shit. |
| 00:25:18 |
Dude! |
| 00:25:21 |
She said in 20-10? |
| 00:25:23 |
Have you seen |
| 00:25:25 |
Yeah, only when |
| 00:25:29 |
'Tard. |
| 00:25:33 |
20-11. |
| 00:25:43 |
Yo, this party's bumpin'! |
| 00:25:45 |
- Who wants some Buda? |
| 00:25:47 |
Holy shit! Kenneth Park, |
| 00:25:51 |
Dude, I'm thinking you really screwed up |
| 00:25:54 |
I screwed up? |
| 00:25:56 |
Can we have some pot brownies? |
| 00:25:58 |
I don't know. |
| 00:26:00 |
A titty flash might persuade me. |
| 00:26:02 |
- Should we? |
| 00:26:04 |
Okay. |
| 00:26:08 |
- Whoa. |
| 00:26:09 |
Hey, you! |
| 00:26:11 |
Shit! |
| 00:26:12 |
Hey! |
| 00:26:15 |
- Hey! |
| 00:26:17 |
- Hey. |
| 00:26:19 |
- Harold! Harold! |
| 00:26:22 |
- Hey, dude! |
| 00:26:26 |
Well, well, well. |
| 00:26:28 |
- What do we have here? |
| 00:26:30 |
Hold his throat and groin. |
| 00:26:32 |
Should we go back |
| 00:26:34 |
Are you crazy? |
| 00:26:38 |
I can't believe it, man. |
| 00:26:41 |
Oh, dude, |
| 00:26:42 |
The diarrhea twins definitely |
| 00:26:45 |
What about Cindy? She was |
| 00:26:47 |
Cindy's fine. |
| 00:26:49 |
- Just what? |
| 00:26:51 |
Oh, you'd rather have Maria. |
| 00:26:52 |
Look, it doesn't matter. |
| 00:26:53 |
I'm gonna end up with Cindy Kim |
| 00:26:56 |
Can we just drop this and get |
| 00:26:59 |
Fine. |
| 00:27:04 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:27:05 |
Daddy needs to urinate. |
| 00:27:08 |
Hurry up! |
| 00:27:11 |
I'm serious. |
| 00:27:13 |
All right. |
| 00:27:56 |
- Excuse me, I have to... |
| 00:27:58 |
I have to ask you. |
| 00:28:02 |
What? |
| 00:28:04 |
I mean, why'd you pee |
| 00:28:06 |
when you could choose |
| 00:28:09 |
This is a good bush to pee on. |
| 00:28:12 |
Why are you peeing on it? |
| 00:28:14 |
Well, no one was here |
| 00:28:17 |
Oh. |
| 00:28:18 |
So you get to pee on it |
| 00:28:21 |
- No, I just... |
| 00:28:23 |
You have a special bond |
| 00:28:26 |
- No, I just thought that... |
| 00:28:29 |
- I'm sorry? |
| 00:28:30 |
Are you a fuckin' tree-hugger? |
| 00:28:34 |
Never mind. Forget it. I really |
| 00:28:42 |
Nice pubes. |
| 00:28:47 |
Thanks. |
| 00:29:11 |
Do you even know |
| 00:29:13 |
I'm gonna be honest, |
| 00:29:15 |
once we get back on the highway, |
| 00:29:17 |
We'd better. |
| 00:29:20 |
Shit. Now it's raining. |
| 00:29:23 |
Put on your wipers. |
| 00:29:24 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:29:26 |
Yeah, mist, |
| 00:29:28 |
It's a safety issue, okay? |
| 00:29:31 |
Thank you, Mr. Wizard. |
| 00:29:34 |
I'm completely on edge |
| 00:29:37 |
After all the shit that |
| 00:29:38 |
I don't know |
| 00:29:41 |
Oh, shit! How the fuck |
| 00:29:44 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:29:48 |
He bit me! |
| 00:29:53 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:29:54 |
Dude, get that fuckin' |
| 00:29:56 |
Open my window! |
| 00:29:57 |
Fuck you, raccoon! |
| 00:30:03 |
What the Christ? |
| 00:30:05 |
- Shit! |
| 00:30:11 |
Jesus! You all right? |
| 00:30:13 |
I don't know. |
| 00:30:16 |
Shit. |
| 00:30:18 |
Shit, dude, |
| 00:30:21 |
Probably some old blind bitch! |
| 00:30:23 |
- What the fuck are you doing? |
| 00:30:27 |
- Holy shit! |
| 00:30:29 |
Dude, it's Rold and Kumar. |
| 00:30:32 |
Shit. What's going on, man? |
| 00:30:34 |
- What's up, dude? What's up? |
| 00:30:37 |
What the hell |
| 00:30:38 |
We got the munchies, so we |
| 00:30:41 |
How about you? |
| 00:30:43 |
We haven't gotten there yet. |
| 00:30:46 |
Yo, dude, how were |
| 00:30:48 |
- You know the Holocaust? |
| 00:30:50 |
Picture the exact |
| 00:30:52 |
Nice. |
| 00:30:55 |
Boy, do you need a girl. |
| 00:30:56 |
If you guys |
| 00:30:58 |
there's a rockin' Asian party |
| 00:31:00 |
Dude, I got the yellow plague. |
| 00:31:01 |
There's nothing sexier |
| 00:31:04 |
Asian tits... |
| 00:31:06 |
Stop. Don't do that. |
| 00:31:08 |
I'm very woozy. |
| 00:31:10 |
I think I have to go |
| 00:31:12 |
You should go |
| 00:31:14 |
- We gotta hit up this Asian joint. |
| 00:31:16 |
We got to go to Hot Dog Heaven. |
| 00:31:20 |
- This is what I'm dealing with. |
| 00:31:21 |
I'm telling you, |
| 00:31:23 |
Did you leave the key in the car |
| 00:31:25 |
Good luck. |
| 00:31:26 |
You don't have rabies. We're not |
| 00:31:40 |
Uh... Yeah, I don't have rabies. |
| 00:31:43 |
Great. Let's just |
| 00:31:46 |
Hey, aren't those the guys |
| 00:31:50 |
I know. I know. |
| 00:31:54 |
Just go. |
| 00:31:57 |
Kumar. |
| 00:32:00 |
- Hey, it's your dad and brother. |
| 00:32:03 |
No wonder you didn't want |
| 00:32:06 |
- Hey, Dad. |
| 00:32:08 |
- What's up? |
| 00:32:10 |
I hope you are here to apologize for |
| 00:32:13 |
What the hell's |
| 00:32:15 |
God! You're 22 years old. |
| 00:32:17 |
and stop this |
| 00:32:20 |
- Like your life is so hard. |
| 00:32:23 |
I will not tolerate this |
| 00:32:26 |
You have one more |
| 00:32:29 |
and if I hear from Dr. Wein that you |
| 00:32:33 |
I'll completely cut you off. |
| 00:32:35 |
- Dad, come on. |
| 00:32:39 |
You will be there, |
| 00:32:42 |
I have put too much time |
| 00:32:46 |
to let you go |
| 00:32:56 |
You're absolutely right. |
| 00:32:59 |
Wow, I'm sorry. |
| 00:33:02 |
Sorry. |
| 00:33:06 |
Good. |
| 00:33:07 |
I will speak with you tomorrow. |
| 00:33:09 |
- Bye, Harold. |
| 00:33:12 |
See ya. |
| 00:33:13 |
Wow, man. |
| 00:33:14 |
I guess you're going |
| 00:33:17 |
Fuck that, dude. |
| 00:33:20 |
I can't wait to see |
| 00:33:21 |
when he finds out I didn't go |
| 00:33:23 |
If he wants to cut me off, fine. |
| 00:33:25 |
I don't understand. |
| 00:33:28 |
Yeah, I just needed to get |
| 00:33:31 |
Access card. |
| 00:33:33 |
Two words for you, bro... |
| 00:33:37 |
No. |
| 00:33:39 |
Oh, this is stolen. |
| 00:33:43 |
If we get caught, |
| 00:33:45 |
This is not my idea. |
| 00:33:46 |
We're not gonna get caught, okay? |
| 00:33:48 |
and then go eat just like we planned. |
| 00:33:51 |
- We gotta find the pharmacy. |
| 00:33:53 |
Thank God I found you. |
| 00:33:55 |
Nurses, I need these two doctors |
| 00:33:58 |
and ready for the O.R. Stat! |
| 00:34:00 |
- What the hell is going on? |
| 00:34:03 |
Just don't worry about it. |
| 00:34:05 |
It's a godforsaken bloodbath. |
| 00:34:08 |
The patient was brought in |
| 00:34:10 |
As you can see, we have |
| 00:34:13 |
It's a good thing |
| 00:34:14 |
All the other surgeons |
| 00:34:15 |
No, there's been a mistake. |
| 00:34:17 |
What Dr. Lee is trying to say |
| 00:34:20 |
...or he could go into cardiac arrest. |
| 00:34:23 |
Hang on a second, nurse. What we |
| 00:34:25 |
That'll sufficiently |
| 00:34:33 |
Marijuana? |
| 00:34:36 |
But why? |
| 00:34:37 |
We don't have time for questions. |
| 00:34:39 |
We need marijuana now, |
| 00:34:41 |
Like a big bag of it. |
| 00:34:43 |
But, Doctor, we don't have |
| 00:34:47 |
Shit. |
| 00:34:48 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:34:52 |
Doctor, you've got to do something |
| 00:34:54 |
I'm gonna do this |
| 00:34:56 |
Start the nitrous. |
| 00:34:58 |
and start a Ringers lactate push. |
| 00:35:00 |
Dr. Roldy, hold this. |
| 00:35:07 |
More gauze, please. |
| 00:35:08 |
- Doctor, the patient is desatting. |
| 00:35:12 |
The patient has a collapsed lung. |
| 00:35:21 |
- That was genius. |
| 00:35:24 |
- Great job! |
| 00:35:26 |
No, it's you. |
| 00:35:28 |
- Sexy. |
| 00:35:31 |
Nothing. |
| 00:35:32 |
Sweet-pea. |
| 00:35:35 |
The patient appears |
| 00:35:37 |
- Good work, doctors, all around. |
| 00:35:40 |
- Put the chest tube in. |
| 00:35:42 |
- I'm not sweating anymore. |
| 00:35:45 |
Soft and chocolate lips... |
| 00:35:48 |
- Could I get a little dab here? |
| 00:35:51 |
Excuse me, sir. |
| 00:35:54 |
how to get to the White Castle |
| 00:35:56 |
Yeah. Take the 33 west |
| 00:36:01 |
and there you are. |
| 00:36:03 |
I'm telling you, man, |
| 00:36:04 |
Even your dad would |
| 00:36:06 |
Yeah, it wasn't that bad. |
| 00:36:08 |
This is perfect. We're back on the road, |
| 00:36:12 |
And guess what, man. |
| 00:36:14 |
- I'm officially done with my work. |
| 00:36:17 |
I'm telling you, dude, |
| 00:36:22 |
Hey, dude, check it out... |
| 00:36:24 |
Isn't that your favorite movie? |
| 00:36:25 |
Wow, man, that's awesome! |
| 00:36:29 |
Yo, look who decided |
| 00:36:31 |
Holy shit. |
| 00:36:32 |
See! You said you two |
| 00:36:35 |
but you both have the same |
| 00:36:37 |
Shut up. |
| 00:36:38 |
Hey, we should ask her if she |
| 00:36:40 |
No. No, no. |
| 00:36:43 |
Dude, come on. |
| 00:36:45 |
We're an hour away from home, |
| 00:36:47 |
and who do we see but your dream girl |
| 00:36:50 |
Just pretend you're a nerdy |
| 00:36:53 |
and she's a hot Latina Meg Ryan |
| 00:36:56 |
The cars are going. |
| 00:36:58 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:37:01 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:37:04 |
Come here! |
| 00:37:06 |
No! What the hell |
| 00:37:07 |
Get your hand off the gas! |
| 00:37:09 |
- I'm stuck! |
| 00:37:11 |
- I am stuck! |
| 00:37:14 |
Get unstuck! |
| 00:37:26 |
- You asshole! |
| 00:37:28 |
We could have seriously |
| 00:37:31 |
Yo, don't blame me, genius. |
| 00:37:33 |
I'm not the one who decided |
| 00:37:35 |
Let's just get |
| 00:37:37 |
Fine with me. |
| 00:37:46 |
It's not funny. |
| 00:37:57 |
- Where's my spare tire? |
| 00:38:01 |
Where the hell |
| 00:38:03 |
Oh, yeah! |
| 00:38:05 |
Dude, remember that time |
| 00:38:09 |
and started throwing shit off |
| 00:38:14 |
What bridge? I don't remem... |
| 00:38:16 |
Oh, shit, that's right. |
| 00:38:20 |
We borrowed your car |
| 00:38:22 |
Your bad? What the hell |
| 00:38:29 |
- Hey! |
| 00:38:32 |
- Hello! Over here! |
| 00:38:44 |
You boys need some help? |
| 00:38:53 |
Thanks for helping us out. |
| 00:38:59 |
No problem at all. |
| 00:39:01 |
I seen you two stranded |
| 00:39:05 |
and I said to myself... |
| 00:39:08 |
"What would Jesus do?" |
| 00:39:10 |
Goin' down to Georgia |
| 00:39:11 |
Gonna get myself baptized, |
| 00:39:15 |
In the bosom of the Lord |
| 00:39:22 |
Have you boys accepted Jesus |
| 00:39:25 |
- Yes. |
| 00:39:27 |
Praise the Lord |
| 00:39:30 |
Name's Randy, |
| 00:39:34 |
My name's Kumar. |
| 00:39:36 |
How are you, Kunie? |
| 00:39:39 |
- This is Harold. |
| 00:39:42 |
So where exactly |
| 00:39:45 |
Don't you worry about that none. |
| 00:39:48 |
Once we get there, I'll have |
| 00:39:59 |
Check out those boils |
| 00:40:01 |
You gotta look. |
| 00:40:04 |
Shut up. He's right next to me. |
| 00:40:08 |
Now there's some sort of puss. |
| 00:40:10 |
- It's disgusting! |
| 00:40:12 |
Just one little boil. |
| 00:40:23 |
See, isn't that the most disgusting |
| 00:40:25 |
Do you think just |
| 00:40:28 |
he can't hear |
| 00:40:31 |
He's two feet away from us. |
| 00:40:34 |
He can hear me |
| 00:40:36 |
Don't worry about it. |
| 00:40:38 |
not with all that crust in his ear. |
| 00:40:49 |
I heard everything you said. |
| 00:40:59 |
It's gonna take me a while |
| 00:41:02 |
so if you boys like, |
| 00:41:06 |
get yourselves something |
| 00:41:09 |
fuck my wife, watch TV... |
| 00:41:11 |
Mi casa es su casa. |
| 00:41:15 |
Just don't do anything |
| 00:41:19 |
Thank you. |
| 00:41:22 |
We're gonna die. |
| 00:41:24 |
We're gonna die. |
| 00:41:26 |
Dude, am I deaf, or did he just say |
| 00:41:29 |
He couldn't have said that. |
| 00:41:33 |
Who cares? |
| 00:41:35 |
What do you think his wife |
| 00:41:50 |
Oh, hi, boys. |
| 00:41:52 |
I'm Freakshow's wife Liane. |
| 00:41:55 |
Can I get you some pink lemonade? |
| 00:41:57 |
Why don't you just go |
| 00:42:01 |
I'll be back in a jiffy. |
| 00:42:02 |
Thanks. |
| 00:42:07 |
- Hot. Hot! |
| 00:42:19 |
Jesus Christ. |
| 00:42:25 |
Okay, it's official. |
| 00:42:29 |
- Dude, Liane is fucking hot. |
| 00:42:34 |
Here you go, boys. |
| 00:42:36 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:42:37 |
Liane, how are things between you |
| 00:42:40 |
Oh! They've never been better. |
| 00:42:43 |
I was just wondering, |
| 00:42:52 |
...end up with a girl like you? |
| 00:42:56 |
Well, we met at choir practice |
| 00:43:00 |
Freakshow was really shy |
| 00:43:02 |
'cause of all his hideous boils |
| 00:43:04 |
Sure, sure. |
| 00:43:05 |
But he had |
| 00:43:08 |
like a baby canary. |
| 00:43:11 |
The devil is everywhere |
| 00:43:13 |
Hey, Randy, what, |
| 00:43:16 |
The devil is everywhere |
| 00:43:18 |
Hey, Randy, what |
| 00:43:20 |
After Easter service one day, |
| 00:43:23 |
and he finally mustered up |
| 00:43:25 |
We've been in love ever since. |
| 00:43:27 |
So, are you boys gonna |
| 00:43:32 |
Rock, paper, scissors |
| 00:43:35 |
- Rock, paper... |
| 00:43:37 |
What about Freakshow? |
| 00:43:38 |
What? You assume we don't |
| 00:43:42 |
I just... |
| 00:43:53 |
Never mind. |
| 00:43:54 |
Sorry, but if you boys want me, |
| 00:43:59 |
- Huh? |
| 00:44:02 |
I'm not sure |
| 00:44:04 |
I want you both |
| 00:44:07 |
- One hole or two? |
| 00:44:09 |
Sorry. No, thank you. |
| 00:44:12 |
Dude, if it's two holes, |
| 00:44:14 |
- Shotgun anus. |
| 00:44:16 |
I don't want our balls |
| 00:44:18 |
- What, are you kidding? |
| 00:44:20 |
How about blow jobs? |
| 00:44:27 |
Well, okay. |
| 00:44:31 |
Come here. |
| 00:44:32 |
Okay. I'm going up there. |
| 00:44:35 |
I wanna come, too. |
| 00:44:37 |
- Think you could help me with this? |
| 00:44:41 |
Okay, yeah. |
| 00:44:44 |
- You can do it. |
| 00:44:47 |
I can do it. |
| 00:45:02 |
Do you wanna play with them? |
| 00:45:04 |
Play with them. |
| 00:45:07 |
- Yeah, let's do that. |
| 00:45:10 |
Let's do that. |
| 00:45:14 |
Well, boys, I fixed your tire. |
| 00:45:20 |
Hi, honey! |
| 00:45:21 |
What in the hell |
| 00:45:26 |
You said outside that |
| 00:45:29 |
Shit! Shit! |
| 00:45:30 |
- I most certainly did not. |
| 00:45:33 |
- I did not! |
| 00:45:35 |
- Oh, no, I didn't! |
| 00:45:38 |
- You sure? |
| 00:45:45 |
My mistake! |
| 00:45:46 |
Freakshow. |
| 00:45:48 |
Well, since we're all here... |
| 00:45:52 |
...how about a foursome? |
| 00:45:54 |
Who wants the first reach-around? |
| 00:46:04 |
Okay, let's agree to never talk |
| 00:46:07 |
Agreed. |
| 00:46:08 |
That's a very good idea. |
| 00:46:11 |
Dude, I have no idea |
| 00:46:13 |
What? |
| 00:46:16 |
- Is that a hitchhiker? |
| 00:46:17 |
- Should we pick him up? |
| 00:46:20 |
You know what? We're lost. He may |
| 00:46:22 |
Get back on the road. |
| 00:46:25 |
We are not picking up |
| 00:46:26 |
Hey, guys, thanks |
| 00:46:33 |
Excuse me, |
| 00:46:36 |
Yep. |
| 00:46:37 |
- Oh, my God, what are you doing here? |
| 00:46:39 |
Dude, Doogie Howser M. D. Was, |
| 00:46:41 |
You were my idol. |
| 00:46:42 |
That's great. Could we get going? |
| 00:46:45 |
- Go, go. |
| 00:46:55 |
So I gotta ask you, Neil, |
| 00:46:58 |
did you ever get it on |
| 00:47:00 |
Dude, I humped every piece |
| 00:47:03 |
Even the chick |
| 00:47:06 |
No. I didn't go |
| 00:47:13 |
Neil, you wouldn't happen to know |
| 00:47:14 |
how to get on the highway |
| 00:47:15 |
Dude, I don't even know |
| 00:47:18 |
I was at this party earlier tonight |
| 00:47:19 |
and some guy hooked me up |
| 00:47:22 |
The next thing I know, I'm being |
| 00:47:24 |
- I've been tripping balls ever since. |
| 00:47:28 |
We've been having |
| 00:47:29 |
We've just been driving around |
| 00:47:31 |
but we keep getting sidetracked. |
| 00:47:33 |
Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. |
| 00:47:34 |
Forget White Castle. |
| 00:47:36 |
- Huh? |
| 00:47:38 |
Let's get us some poontang. |
| 00:47:41 |
No, Neil, you don't understand. |
| 00:47:42 |
We've been craving |
| 00:47:44 |
Yeah, I've been craving |
| 00:47:46 |
Come on, dudes, let's pick up |
| 00:47:49 |
The Doogie line |
| 00:47:52 |
Lap dance. |
| 00:47:55 |
There's a gas station. |
| 00:47:58 |
We don't need... |
| 00:48:02 |
Hurry up, dudes, hurry up. |
| 00:48:10 |
Hurry, hurry, hurry, |
| 00:48:13 |
- Chill. |
| 00:48:15 |
We'll be back. |
| 00:48:22 |
What's the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? |
| 00:48:25 |
I don't know, but we can't |
| 00:48:30 |
- Oh, God. |
| 00:48:33 |
Late-night Math League |
| 00:48:35 |
Extreme! |
| 00:48:40 |
Let's go. |
| 00:48:51 |
No, no. |
| 00:49:00 |
Dude, what is that? |
| 00:49:02 |
I do not know what that is. |
| 00:49:03 |
That was extreme, dude! |
| 00:49:05 |
Excuse me, can you tell us how |
| 00:49:08 |
Dude, I got this. |
| 00:49:21 |
Dude, who knew learning Hindi |
| 00:49:24 |
Guy says the highway is, like, |
| 00:49:26 |
We should be in Cherry Hill |
| 00:49:28 |
- Ready? One, two, three! |
| 00:49:30 |
- No. |
| 00:49:32 |
No! |
| 00:49:36 |
Extreme! |
| 00:49:43 |
- No! |
| 00:49:46 |
On a scale of 1 to 10, |
| 00:49:48 |
one being not so extreme |
| 00:49:51 |
I give this a 9.5! |
| 00:49:54 |
- Check it out! |
| 00:50:02 |
- Hey. |
| 00:50:06 |
Somebody should do something. |
| 00:50:09 |
Yeah, you're right. |
| 00:50:10 |
Hey, asshole! |
| 00:50:13 |
and go jerk off to some |
| 00:50:19 |
I didn't mean you |
| 00:50:32 |
What? You're gonna take that? |
| 00:50:34 |
What's up with that? Huh? |
| 00:50:37 |
You're gonna take that? |
| 00:50:40 |
- Yeah! |
| 00:50:42 |
- Shit! |
| 00:50:43 |
You just try fuckin' with me |
| 00:50:46 |
Just try it! |
| 00:50:51 |
- Yeah! |
| 00:50:54 |
Kumar, you okay? |
| 00:50:56 |
Yeah, dude, |
| 00:50:58 |
You know what? Fuck it, I'm hungry. |
| 00:51:14 |
Did Doogie Howser |
| 00:51:21 |
Yes. I think he did. |
| 00:51:40 |
You! You had to pick up |
| 00:51:42 |
Calm down. |
| 00:51:43 |
Why did you leave |
| 00:51:45 |
Why? Because |
| 00:51:47 |
I figured that Neil Patrick Harris |
| 00:51:50 |
Come on. How was I supposed |
| 00:51:51 |
This whole freaking night, |
| 00:51:56 |
- Where are you going? |
| 00:51:59 |
I don't want |
| 00:52:04 |
- Yeah! |
| 00:52:06 |
There's a pay phone |
| 00:52:08 |
if you don't wanna |
| 00:52:24 |
After we talk to the cops, we're |
| 00:52:27 |
I'm not speaking to you. |
| 00:52:30 |
When are they fucking going |
| 00:52:33 |
that will understand urgency?! |
| 00:52:35 |
- Dude, this is ridiculous. Just walk across. |
| 00:52:38 |
There's not a car in sight. |
| 00:52:40 |
Fine. You want me to cross? |
| 00:52:43 |
If it makes you happy, |
| 00:52:46 |
I'll do it. |
| 00:52:53 |
Shit! |
| 00:52:54 |
- What... |
| 00:53:00 |
Is there a problem, |
| 00:53:03 |
Is there a problem? |
| 00:53:05 |
Yes, I have. I'm really sorry. |
| 00:53:07 |
That's great. |
| 00:53:09 |
A ticket? |
| 00:53:10 |
Who the fuck are you, shitwad? |
| 00:53:12 |
Let me apologize |
| 00:53:15 |
I'm really glad you're here. |
| 00:53:17 |
You know the show |
| 00:53:19 |
Great show. |
| 00:53:22 |
Neil Patrick Harris |
| 00:53:25 |
Hey, NPH wouldn't do that, |
| 00:53:27 |
Give me some I.D. |
| 00:53:28 |
Excuse me, how can you |
| 00:53:31 |
It's 2:30 in the morning. |
| 00:53:34 |
Kumar, shut up. |
| 00:53:36 |
That's not the kind of tone |
| 00:53:37 |
on a cop who can bust your ass. |
| 00:53:38 |
- Bust my ass? |
| 00:53:41 |
Bust your ass. |
| 00:53:44 |
What kind of name |
| 00:53:46 |
What is that, |
| 00:53:49 |
No, it's actually one U. |
| 00:53:51 |
Yeah, bullshit. |
| 00:53:52 |
Whatever happened to good old |
| 00:53:56 |
- Harold. |
| 00:53:58 |
- Are you kidd... |
| 00:53:59 |
- Let me take care of this. |
| 00:54:01 |
As you were, ladies. |
| 00:54:04 |
- $220?! Are you crazy?! |
| 00:54:07 |
No, I understand exactly |
| 00:54:09 |
Excuse me, officer, let me |
| 00:54:12 |
- I'm really sorry... |
| 00:54:14 |
- Okay, alright. |
| 00:54:17 |
You were probably the big asshole |
| 00:54:19 |
Absolutely right. |
| 00:54:20 |
Used to pick on guys like us |
| 00:54:22 |
With pleasure. |
| 00:54:23 |
Then graduation day came, |
| 00:54:25 |
and you went nowhere, |
| 00:54:27 |
"Hey, how can I |
| 00:54:29 |
I know, I'll become a cop." |
| 00:54:30 |
Well, congratu-fuckin'-lations. |
| 00:54:33 |
Now, why don't you just take |
| 00:54:36 |
with the Anglicized name |
| 00:54:38 |
and give him a couple |
| 00:54:39 |
- Better yet, just take him to jail. |
| 00:54:41 |
Why don't you just arrest him? |
| 00:54:43 |
- "Great American name, Harold." |
| 00:54:44 |
Thanks to your buddy, |
| 00:54:52 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:54:54 |
Well, thank you so much for |
| 00:54:59 |
I promise you |
| 00:55:02 |
I'm sure he won't. |
| 00:55:04 |
Right, Brad? |
| 00:55:06 |
Yes, sir, |
| 00:55:08 |
- Mommy, can we go home? |
| 00:55:12 |
Bye, Brad. |
| 00:55:13 |
Are you gonna do |
| 00:55:16 |
First our top story. |
| 00:55:17 |
The search for the escaped cheetah |
| 00:55:20 |
It was last spotted |
| 00:55:24 |
- So what are you in here for? |
| 00:55:28 |
Seriously. |
| 00:55:30 |
I am serious. |
| 00:55:34 |
I was walking |
| 00:55:36 |
and a cop stops me. |
| 00:55:38 |
Evidently a black guy |
| 00:55:41 |
I told him, "I haven't even been |
| 00:55:45 |
So, he starts beating me |
| 00:55:47 |
...telling me to stop resisting arrest. |
| 00:55:49 |
I kept saying, |
| 00:55:51 |
Now please stop beating me." |
| 00:55:54 |
I don't understand how |
| 00:55:56 |
Look at me. |
| 00:56:00 |
and I have two gay fathers. |
| 00:56:03 |
People have been |
| 00:56:06 |
I learned a long time ago that |
| 00:56:09 |
every time a bunch of idiots |
| 00:56:13 |
In the end, the universe tends |
| 00:56:18 |
Plus I have a really large penis. |
| 00:56:22 |
Hey, hey, listen up, guys! |
| 00:56:23 |
Multiple gunshots |
| 00:56:25 |
Finally, some action. |
| 00:56:27 |
- No, I'm goin'! |
| 00:56:37 |
That was strange. |
| 00:56:41 |
What the hell was that? |
| 00:56:44 |
Rold. Is that you? |
| 00:56:46 |
- Kumar? |
| 00:56:48 |
What the hell are you doing? |
| 00:56:49 |
I just called and made up some story |
| 00:56:52 |
- Jesus Christ, what'd you do that for? |
| 00:56:54 |
I figured I'd bust you out |
| 00:56:57 |
Forget it. I'm not getting |
| 00:56:59 |
I'm already in here because of you. |
| 00:57:01 |
Hey, fuck you! |
| 00:57:02 |
What did you want me to do, |
| 00:57:05 |
You know I've never |
| 00:57:06 |
Well, I never got your car stolen. |
| 00:57:08 |
- Fine. I'm leaving. |
| 00:57:13 |
- Harold, how do I get out of here? |
| 00:57:17 |
Shit! Oh, God, this isn't good. |
| 00:57:26 |
My ass! |
| 00:57:31 |
Sure you don't want |
| 00:57:33 |
And become a fugitive? |
| 00:57:35 |
- The guy has all my information. |
| 00:57:38 |
We'll just take what he |
| 00:57:40 |
Unless you want to |
| 00:57:41 |
and not be able to |
| 00:57:48 |
Fine, hurry up. |
| 00:57:49 |
Yes! All right, |
| 00:57:52 |
Oh, yes! |
| 00:57:54 |
Sweet! I was hoping it would |
| 00:57:56 |
- Kumar, hurry the fuck up. |
| 00:58:05 |
- Yes! |
| 00:58:09 |
- Hey, what's that smell? |
| 00:58:13 |
Kumar. |
| 00:58:28 |
If we still have time. |
| 00:58:32 |
Every time I think about it |
| 00:58:36 |
With bombs and the devil. |
| 00:58:39 |
No way to breathe easy. |
| 00:58:46 |
But I tell myself |
| 00:58:50 |
There's nothin' left |
| 00:58:53 |
But go crazy on you |
| 00:58:58 |
Crazy on you |
| 00:59:01 |
Let me go crazy. |
| 00:59:06 |
Crazy on you |
| 00:59:10 |
Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' |
| 00:59:14 |
Let me go crazy. |
| 00:59:16 |
I love you. |
| 00:59:18 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:59:20 |
No, baby, come on. |
| 00:59:24 |
Hey, Kumar. Kumar! |
| 00:59:27 |
Kumar! |
| 00:59:29 |
Come here! |
| 00:59:34 |
Kumar! The cops... |
| 00:59:35 |
You thought you'd |
| 00:59:37 |
I was in bed. |
| 00:59:41 |
Hey, Jackson's trying to escape! |
| 00:59:43 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:59:46 |
He's trying to break free! |
| 00:59:47 |
- Aw, shit. |
| 00:59:51 |
Stop resisting! |
| 00:59:53 |
- He's got a gun. |
| 00:59:55 |
- Secure the book! |
| 00:59:57 |
You bring this filth in here? |
| 01:00:01 |
Wait, wait. We gotta |
| 01:00:04 |
We're gonna teach you |
| 01:00:07 |
If I were you, I'd leave |
| 01:00:09 |
- Whose hand is that? |
| 01:00:21 |
Jesus Christ. |
| 01:00:24 |
No problem. The burgers wouldn't |
| 01:00:28 |
Hey, look at this. |
| 01:00:30 |
It's like we went from being |
| 01:00:35 |
- What was that? |
| 01:00:38 |
Aren't people supposed to |
| 01:00:40 |
That's just |
| 01:00:41 |
In one-on-one combat, either of us |
| 01:00:45 |
What? |
| 01:00:49 |
Now, cheetahs are another story. |
| 01:00:53 |
- We're gonna die. |
| 01:00:56 |
Cheetahs are used to |
| 01:00:57 |
They're not known |
| 01:01:00 |
That is a corpse. |
| 01:01:02 |
Shit! |
| 01:01:04 |
Maybe if we just stay really, |
| 01:01:07 |
Okay. |
| 01:01:09 |
Just stay really still. |
| 01:01:11 |
Just stay right there. |
| 01:01:13 |
This isn't working. |
| 01:01:19 |
He's mauling me! |
| 01:01:26 |
Dude, I told you not |
| 01:01:39 |
He likes me. |
| 01:01:43 |
Hey, Rold, I have an idea. |
| 01:01:47 |
- You gotta be kidding me, man. |
| 01:01:56 |
This is either a really smart move |
| 01:01:58 |
or by far the stupidest thing |
| 01:02:01 |
Well, we're about to find out. |
| 01:02:04 |
Mush! |
| 01:02:07 |
I told you this was... |
| 01:02:18 |
Oy vey! |
| 01:02:21 |
Dude, am I really high, |
| 01:02:26 |
- Both! |
| 01:02:28 |
We're gonna be |
| 01:02:31 |
That was close, huh, Roldy? |
| 01:02:38 |
Harold. |
| 01:02:49 |
I need you, Harold. |
| 01:02:52 |
Come here. |
| 01:02:54 |
- Come here, Harold. |
| 01:02:56 |
- Come, Harold. |
| 01:02:59 |
I want you to hold me. |
| 01:03:02 |
Baby, I'm a-comin'! |
| 01:03:05 |
Not so fast. |
| 01:03:06 |
Watch out, watch out |
| 01:03:10 |
Come on! |
| 01:03:14 |
Bullets... my only weakness. |
| 01:03:19 |
Maria |
| 01:03:20 |
Harold. |
| 01:03:22 |
Maria. |
| 01:03:23 |
Maria |
| 01:03:32 |
Maria. Maria |
| 01:03:40 |
Watch out, watch out |
| 01:03:43 |
Watch out, watch out |
| 01:03:49 |
What the hell |
| 01:03:52 |
You've been out cold |
| 01:03:54 |
I figured maybe if I did |
| 01:03:56 |
If we did some gay shit? |
| 01:03:58 |
Didn't we come here on a cheetah? |
| 01:04:01 |
It ran away. Listen, forget |
| 01:04:03 |
I have some bad news |
| 01:04:06 |
Give me the worse news first. |
| 01:04:08 |
I looked at some |
| 01:04:09 |
and it looks like the cheetah |
| 01:04:11 |
- Shit! |
| 01:04:14 |
- Shit! |
| 01:04:16 |
All right, what's the bad news? |
| 01:04:18 |
Your laptop's completely destroyed. |
| 01:04:20 |
What? |
| 01:04:21 |
Why didn't... |
| 01:04:25 |
How is that not |
| 01:04:28 |
The laptop situation |
| 01:04:30 |
whereas the White Castle |
| 01:04:36 |
Oh, no! Oh, no! |
| 01:04:39 |
All my work was saved |
| 01:04:41 |
Now I gotta go back |
| 01:04:43 |
Exactly. |
| 01:04:45 |
Forget about White Castle. |
| 01:04:48 |
Car. |
| 01:04:55 |
Hello. Over here! |
| 01:05:00 |
Shit. |
| 01:05:23 |
Whoa. |
| 01:05:26 |
Yeah. Um... |
| 01:05:28 |
All right, |
| 01:05:31 |
get a cab back |
| 01:05:34 |
Come on. You all right? |
| 01:05:46 |
- Hey, check this out! |
| 01:05:51 |
Hey, Apu! |
| 01:05:52 |
Jesus. These guys |
| 01:05:55 |
Who's looking after |
| 01:05:58 |
You two going |
| 01:06:00 |
Fucking assholes. |
| 01:06:02 |
Dude, check it out. |
| 01:06:09 |
I want that. |
| 01:06:11 |
What, a Hot Dog Heaven |
| 01:06:13 |
No. I want that feeling. |
| 01:06:15 |
The feeling that comes over a man |
| 01:06:18 |
when he gets |
| 01:06:20 |
I need that feeling. |
| 01:06:22 |
Are you saying |
| 01:06:24 |
- We gotta go to White Castle. |
| 01:06:26 |
I knew you had it in you, dude. |
| 01:06:29 |
Yo, is that Cindy Kim? |
| 01:06:34 |
Oh, dude, you should've boned her |
| 01:06:37 |
Check it out. |
| 01:06:43 |
Why don't you guys |
| 01:06:45 |
What are you gonna |
| 01:06:50 |
That's extreme, man! |
| 01:06:52 |
There's no sense |
| 01:06:54 |
every time a bunch of idiots |
| 01:06:57 |
The universe tends |
| 01:07:03 |
Nothing. |
| 01:07:05 |
- Fucking extreme! |
| 01:07:09 |
Don't worry. The universe |
| 01:07:13 |
What is that, |
| 01:07:17 |
Hey, I got a plan. |
| 01:07:21 |
- Your lead? |
| 01:07:23 |
Okay. |
| 01:07:24 |
Whoa, what are you doing? |
| 01:07:32 |
Those pricks! |
| 01:07:33 |
- This is your plan? |
| 01:07:37 |
Come on, come on! |
| 01:07:39 |
- Jerk-offs! |
| 01:07:44 |
Thank you, come again. |
| 01:07:51 |
Dude, that was so not extreme. |
| 01:07:54 |
I know, Extreme Sport Punk |
| 01:08:01 |
I know. |
| 01:08:02 |
Let's find us some tunes, baby. |
| 01:08:04 |
"Cole's Extreme Mix, Volume 5"? |
| 01:08:08 |
And I need you now tonight |
| 01:08:12 |
Those guys are fuckin' posers. |
| 01:08:15 |
And if you'll only hold me tight |
| 01:08:19 |
Baby. Baby. The stars |
| 01:08:25 |
And just like me. |
| 01:08:29 |
Baby. Baby |
| 01:08:30 |
Go walking through the forest |
| 01:08:33 |
Things'll go your way |
| 01:08:36 |
Hold on for one more day |
| 01:08:38 |
I know that there is pain |
| 01:08:41 |
But you hold on for one more day |
| 01:08:43 |
And you break free |
| 01:08:48 |
Yeah. I know that there is pain |
| 01:08:50 |
But you hold on |
| 01:08:53 |
And you break free |
| 01:08:58 |
Someday somebody's gonna |
| 01:09:01 |
- And say good-bye |
| 01:09:03 |
Until then, baby |
| 01:09:05 |
Are you gonna let 'em |
| 01:09:07 |
Don't you know |
| 01:09:10 |
Things'll go your way |
| 01:09:12 |
If you hold on for one more day |
| 01:09:16 |
Hold on |
| 01:09:23 |
Bingo. |
| 01:09:25 |
Yeah, dude! Cherry Hill, man. |
| 01:09:28 |
I told you, man! |
| 01:09:29 |
I found 'em, |
| 01:09:32 |
- Oh, shit. |
| 01:09:34 |
Fudge, dude. |
| 01:09:37 |
- What the hell are you doing? |
| 01:09:41 |
We've come too far. |
| 01:09:45 |
We got a chase on our hands. |
| 01:09:49 |
- Ready? |
| 01:09:51 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:09:55 |
- Where the fuck you takin' us? |
| 01:10:03 |
What the... |
| 01:10:08 |
It's a good thing I have an empty |
| 01:10:16 |
We're gonna make it. |
| 01:10:18 |
Everything's gonna be all ri... |
| 01:10:22 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:10:26 |
Oh, shit. Holy shit. |
| 01:10:27 |
- Put her in reverse. Hurry! |
| 01:10:30 |
Let's go out the back. |
| 01:10:32 |
- Don't shake the car! |
| 01:10:42 |
Hey, Roldy, check it out. |
| 01:10:56 |
Shit, shit! |
| 01:11:02 |
Whoa. Not necessarily. |
| 01:11:06 |
No. |
| 01:11:07 |
No, not a chance. |
| 01:11:10 |
No, dude, I know |
| 01:11:11 |
I used to do it with my dad |
| 01:11:13 |
Forget it! I'm not risking my life |
| 01:11:16 |
So you think this is |
| 01:11:19 |
Let me tell you, |
| 01:11:25 |
Our parents came to this country, |
| 01:11:27 |
escaping persecution, |
| 01:11:32 |
Hunger, Harold. |
| 01:11:34 |
They were very, very hungry. |
| 01:11:38 |
They wanted to live in a land |
| 01:11:40 |
a land filled with hamburger stands. |
| 01:11:42 |
And not just |
| 01:11:45 |
Hundreds of types with different |
| 01:11:50 |
That land was America. |
| 01:11:53 |
America, Harold! America! |
| 01:11:57 |
Now, this is about achieving |
| 01:12:01 |
This is about the pursuit |
| 01:12:04 |
This night... |
| 01:12:16 |
Dude, we can stay here, |
| 01:12:18 |
and end our hopes of ever |
| 01:12:21 |
Or we can take that hang glider |
| 01:12:25 |
I leave the decision up to you. |
| 01:12:30 |
I hate you, Kumar. |
| 01:12:33 |
Tilt forward. |
| 01:12:35 |
- Roldy. |
| 01:12:36 |
- Don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine. |
| 01:12:41 |
- Good job, Rold. Keep running. |
| 01:12:43 |
Hey, Roldy, there's something |
| 01:12:46 |
- I've never hang-glided before. |
| 01:12:48 |
Jump! |
| 01:12:58 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:12:59 |
- Dude, it's working! |
| 01:13:01 |
Yeah! |
| 01:13:04 |
Good news. |
| 01:13:05 |
I just found enough dope in the car |
| 01:13:07 |
to put these skateboard punks |
| 01:13:13 |
- Dude, we're so high right now. |
| 01:13:24 |
All right, I'm bringing her in. |
| 01:13:28 |
Perfect! |
| 01:13:29 |
- Shit! |
| 01:13:43 |
God! |
| 01:13:45 |
I'm gonna kill you! |
| 01:13:48 |
Look! |
| 01:14:00 |
We made it, dude. |
| 01:14:19 |
Looks like you guys |
| 01:14:21 |
I want 30 Slyders, 5 French fries, |
| 01:14:24 |
I want the same, except |
| 01:14:28 |
Wow. Well, that comes |
| 01:14:34 |
- Dude, where's my money? |
| 01:14:37 |
- Dude, are you kidding me? |
| 01:14:39 |
I gave mine |
| 01:14:41 |
Fuck! Fuck that hippie fuck! |
| 01:14:44 |
We didn't make it here, |
| 01:14:46 |
No, no, no, no! |
| 01:14:47 |
Guys, let me pay for it. |
| 01:14:51 |
The hell are you doing here? |
| 01:14:52 |
You guys kept talking about |
| 01:14:54 |
it made me start to crave it, too. |
| 01:14:56 |
- Dude, where's my car? |
| 01:14:58 |
Yeah, sorry about that. |
| 01:15:02 |
I don't know what came over me. |
| 01:15:03 |
Your car's in the parking lot. |
| 01:15:06 |
Do you realize what the hell we had to |
| 01:15:08 |
Yeah. It was a dick move |
| 01:15:11 |
That's why I'm paying |
| 01:15:15 |
Thanks, I guess. |
| 01:15:16 |
Here's 50 bucks for the burgers |
| 01:15:22 |
What happened to my car? |
| 01:15:24 |
I made some love stains |
| 01:15:27 |
You'll see. |
| 01:15:32 |
Anyway, nice meeting you guys. |
| 01:15:34 |
Where are you going? |
| 01:15:37 |
Wherever God takes me. |
| 01:15:56 |
Whoa, whoa, |
| 01:15:58 |
Let's do this together. |
| 01:16:36 |
Damn, that hit the spot. |
| 01:16:38 |
- That was the best meal of my life. |
| 01:16:41 |
You know what, dude? |
| 01:16:43 |
I think I may actually go |
| 01:16:45 |
Are you serious? |
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You know, my whole life |
| 01:16:48 |
of being one of those nerdy |
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but tonight got me thinking. |
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There are far worse things |
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for having a natural |
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Chick magnet. Chick magnet |
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Plus, how cool was that, |
| 01:17:02 |
It was somewhere between that, |
| 01:17:06 |
and seeing Neil Patrick Harris |
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that I realized that I've |
| 01:17:09 |
but I've just been too scared |
| 01:17:11 |
- Billy, you paying for this? |
| 01:17:13 |
Good, 'cause if he wasn't, |
| 01:17:15 |
Are you listening to me, Roldy? |
| 01:17:18 |
I'll be right back. |
| 01:17:19 |
You're unlike any other woman |
| 01:17:21 |
What the fuck is going on here? |
| 01:17:25 |
Harold? |
| 01:17:28 |
Never mind me. |
| 01:17:30 |
I thought you and J.D. |
| 01:17:32 |
Isn't that why |
| 01:17:34 |
- Henry, what the hell's going on? |
| 01:17:36 |
What I said to him |
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- Did you just call me cock boy? |
| 01:17:40 |
You're just stalling |
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because you're not quick |
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You think I'm not quick enough. |
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Well, I've got news for you. |
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...cock boy! |
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Listen, Harold, I'm really sorry. |
| 01:17:56 |
Don't bother with him. We'll take it up |
| 01:17:59 |
What are you |
| 01:18:01 |
That I'm your workhorse? |
| 01:18:03 |
That you guys think |
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leave the work to |
| 01:18:08 |
- No, you don't understand. |
| 01:18:11 |
I'm not doing |
| 01:18:14 |
And if either one |
| 01:18:17 |
ever tries to pull |
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I'll go to Berenson myself. |
| 01:18:20 |
I'll tell him what's really going on. |
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And I'll tell the whole office |
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how you both caught gonorrhea |
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If you'll excuse me, boys, |
| 01:18:33 |
See you boys |
| 01:18:35 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:18:43 |
Dude, that was awesome! |
| 01:18:47 |
I don't know. |
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Eating those delicious burgers |
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You know what? |
| 01:18:52 |
Now I'm actually looking forward |
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No shit. You know, |
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I'm not worthless. |
| 01:18:59 |
Hey, so those dudes |
| 01:19:02 |
Beats me. |
| 01:19:05 |
Hey. |
| 01:19:08 |
- Let's get going. |
| 01:19:10 |
I don't have my interview |
| 01:19:12 |
I got some unfinished business |
| 01:19:14 |
I thought those guys |
| 01:19:16 |
No, unfinished business. |
| 01:19:18 |
- Maria. |
| 01:19:21 |
Get in! |
| 01:19:28 |
So you don't even have a plan. |
| 01:19:30 |
Dude, I got love |
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Trust me. |
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When I see Maria, I'm gonna |
| 01:19:43 |
- Hey. |
| 01:19:45 |
It looks like you guys |
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Shit. You know what? |
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Do me a favor and run down |
| 01:19:57 |
I gotta urinate. |
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You sure got a lot of baggage. |
| 01:20:33 |
Maria, wait. |
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I know this is gonna seem |
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and I know you don't know me |
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But let me tell you |
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I come home from work |
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and on days that I'm lucky enough, |
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I spend ten seconds |
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I had the craziest night |
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and I guess I learned that |
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you have to go for it. |
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And if Liane can |
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and I can hang-glide |
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then I guess... |
| 01:21:07 |
Oh, fuck it. |
| 01:21:08 |
Girl, I'm spendin' my dimes |
| 01:21:12 |
Give me a minute. |
| 01:21:14 |
- That was... I'm sorry. |
| 01:21:17 |
I had White Castle, |
| 01:21:19 |
- We don't ever speak. |
| 01:21:22 |
Oh, fuck it. |
| 01:21:23 |
I wanna get next to you |
| 01:21:29 |
I wanna get next to you |
| 01:21:37 |
Okay. |
| 01:21:40 |
Now you just have to work |
| 01:21:42 |
- Where are you going? |
| 01:21:44 |
I'll be back in ten days. |
| 01:21:47 |
Yeah, let's do that. |
| 01:21:56 |
Bye, Harold. |
| 01:22:00 |
Bye. Bye. |
| 01:22:03 |
- She touch your penis? |
| 01:22:05 |
What happened? |
| 01:22:07 |
Nothing much, really. |
| 01:22:11 |
Nice. Nice! |
| 01:22:13 |
Yeah. She's going to Amsterdam. |
| 01:22:15 |
We gotta go. |
| 01:22:17 |
- Where? |
| 01:22:19 |
- We gotta get our bags packed... |
| 01:22:20 |
...and frickin' take the next flight out. |
| 01:22:23 |
Are you freaking out of your mind? |
| 01:22:25 |
Dude, whatever. |
| 01:22:27 |
He won't have a problem as long as |
| 01:22:30 |
We gotta freakin' go to Europe |
| 01:22:33 |
Dude, she's coming back |
| 01:22:35 |
It's not like I'm never |
| 01:22:36 |
Listen, for a hot chick, |
| 01:22:38 |
ten days in Europe |
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She's gonna have all these suave, |
| 01:22:43 |
When she gets back, |
| 01:22:45 |
Forget it. I'll see her |
| 01:22:48 |
Hey, Roldy. |
| 01:22:50 |
You do realize what's legal |
| 01:22:56 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:23:04 |
In today's headlines, |
| 01:23:07 |
and attorney Nathaniel Banks are |
| 01:23:10 |
for racial discrimination |
| 01:23:13 |
My family and I are outraged |
| 01:23:15 |
and will settle for |
| 01:23:18 |
I still trust and love |
| 01:23:22 |
And Asians. |
| 01:23:24 |
And a few Mexicans as well. |
| 01:23:26 |
Several of the officers |
| 01:23:29 |
were taken into custody |
| 01:23:31 |
Run away, you mother... |
| 01:23:33 |
No black mother... gonna get away |
| 01:23:37 |
You can suck my... |
| 01:23:39 |
Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, |
| 01:23:41 |
have just arrested |
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who are suspected of terrorizing |
| 01:23:46 |
and convenience stores. |
| 01:23:47 |
Officer Thurmond Brucks |
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which contained a large bag |
| 01:23:52 |
And in other news, |
| 01:23:55 |
are still looking for a fugitive |
| 01:23:56 |
who escaped |
| 01:23:58 |
with a companion |
| 01:24:01 |
Police have released |
| 01:24:03 |
which they believe |
| 01:24:10 |
Nice! |
