Alice In Wonderland

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00:01:14 Charles, you have
00:01:17 This venture is impossible.
00:01:19 For some. Gentlemen, the only way
00:01:22 is to believe it is possible.
00:01:24 That kind of thinking could ruin you.
00:01:26 l'm willing to take that chance.
00:01:28 lmagine trading posts
00:01:38 The nightmare again?
00:01:45 l won't be long.
00:01:48 l'm falling down a dark hole,
00:01:53 then l see strange creatures.
00:01:57 What kind of creatures?
00:01:59 Well, there's a dodo bird,
00:02:05 l didn't know cats could smile.
00:02:08 (SlGHlNG) Neither did l.
00:02:10 And there's a blue caterpillar.
00:02:14 Blue caterpillar.
00:02:17 Hmm.
00:02:19 Do you think l've gone round the bend?
00:02:26 l'm afraid so.
00:02:32 But l'll tell you a secret.
00:02:37 (LAUGHlNG)
00:02:38 lt's only a dream, Alice.
00:02:41 But if you get too frightened,
00:02:45 (LAUGHlNG) Ow!
00:02:49 (SlGHlNG)
00:03:06 Must we go?
00:03:09 Doubt they'll notice if we never arrive.
00:03:12 They will notice.
00:03:16 Where's your corset?
00:03:23 And no stockings.
00:03:25 l'm against them.
00:03:26 But you're not properly dressed.
00:03:28 Who's to say what is proper?
00:03:31 What if it was agreed that ''proper''
00:03:34 -Would you wear it?
00:03:36 To me, a corset is like a codfish.
00:03:39 Please, not today.
00:03:41 Father would have laughed.
00:03:45 l'm sorry. l'm tired.
00:03:51 Did you have bad dreams again?
00:03:53 Only one.
00:03:56 lt's always the same,
00:03:59 Do you think that's normal?
00:04:01 Don't most people
00:04:05 l don't know.
00:04:14 There. You're beautiful.
00:04:18 Now, can you manage a smile?
00:04:32 (CLASSlCAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
00:04:37 At last. We thought you'd never arrive.
00:04:40 Alice, Hamish is waiting
00:04:47 You do realize it's well past 4:00.
00:04:50 Now everything will have
00:04:51 -l am sorry.
00:04:58 Forgive my wife. She's been planning
00:05:03 lf only Charles were here...
00:05:06 My condolences.
00:05:09 l think of your husband often.
00:05:14 l hope you don't think l've taken
00:05:18 Of course not. l'm pleased
00:05:23 l was a fool for not investing in
00:05:28 Charles thought so, too.
00:05:30 (CLASSlCAL MUSlC
00:05:49 Hamish, do you ever tire of quadrille?
00:05:52 On the contrary. l find it invigorating.
00:05:58 (LAUGHS)
00:06:01 Do l amuse you?
00:06:02 No.
00:06:03 l had a sudden vision
00:06:06 and the men wearing dresses.
00:06:09 l think you'll do best
00:06:12 When in doubt, remain silent.
00:06:16 (GEESE HONKlNG)
00:06:21 (GASPS)
00:06:22 Pardon us, sir.
00:06:26 Where's your head?
00:06:27 l was wondering
00:06:30 Why would you spend your time
00:06:31 thinking about
00:06:34 Why wouldn't l?
00:06:35 My father said he sometimes believed
00:06:38 before breakfast.
00:06:43 (SOFTLY) Come along.
00:06:46 Alice, meet me under the gazebo
00:06:51 (FAlTH EXHALlNG EX ClTEDLY)
00:06:52 We have a secret to tell you.
00:06:54 lf you're telling me,
00:06:56 -Perhaps we shouldn't.
00:06:59 lf we tell her, she won't be surprised.
00:07:00 -Will you be surprised?
00:07:03 But now you've brought it up,
00:07:05 -No, we don't.
00:07:09 l wonder if your mother knows
00:07:10 that you two swim naked
00:07:14 -You wouldn't.
00:07:17 There's your mother right now.
00:07:19 Hamish is going to ask for your hand.
00:07:21 You've ruined the surprise!
00:07:24 l could strangle them!
00:07:26 Everyone went to so much effort
00:07:30 Does everyone know?
00:07:31 lt's why they've all come.
00:07:36 Hamish will ask you under the gazebo.
00:07:39 But l don't know
00:07:42 Who, then?
00:07:48 You'll soon be 20, Alice.
00:07:53 You don't want to end up
00:07:56 And you don't want to be a burden
00:07:59 No.
00:08:00 So you'll marry Hamish.
00:08:02 You will be as happy
00:08:04 and your life will be perfect.
00:08:06 lt's already decided.
00:08:07 Alice, dear.
00:08:10 l'll leave you to it.
00:08:12 Shall we take a leisurely stroll
00:08:21 Do you know what l've always dreaded?
00:08:23 The decline of the aristocracy?
00:08:26 Ugly grandchildren. But you're lovely.
00:08:29 You're bound to produce
00:08:33 The gardeners have
00:08:34 when l specifically asked for red.
00:08:37 You could always paint the roses red.
00:08:39 What an odd thing to say.
00:08:42 You should know that my son
00:08:46 (RUSTLlNG)
00:08:48 -Did you see that?
00:08:50 -lt was a rabbit, l think.
00:08:53 l do enjoy setting the dogs on them.
00:08:56 lf you serve Hamish the wrong foods,
00:09:00 (RUSTLlNG)
00:09:01 Did you see it that time?
00:09:02 -See what?
00:09:04 Don't shout.
00:09:05 Now, pay attention.
00:09:10 -What was l saying?
00:09:14 l couldn't be more interested,
00:09:23 Aunt lmogene.
00:09:26 l think l'm going mad.
00:09:31 l can't be bothered
00:09:33 l'm waiting for my fiance.
00:09:36 -You have a fiance?
00:09:39 (RUSTLlNG)
00:09:41 There! Did you see it?
00:09:44 He's a prince.
00:09:46 But, alas, he cannot marry me
00:09:51 lt's tragic, isn't it?
00:09:53 Very.
00:10:04 Lowell?
00:10:06 Alice. We were just...
00:10:10 Hattie's an old friend.
00:10:12 l can see you're very close.
00:10:14 Look, you won't mention this
00:10:17 l don't know. l'm confused.
00:10:21 Well, think about Margaret.
00:10:25 You don't want to ruin her marriage,
00:10:27 Me?
00:10:29 But l'm not the one who's
00:10:34 There you are.
00:10:48 Alice Kingsleigh...
00:10:50 Hamish.
00:10:52 What is it?
00:10:53 You have a caterpillar
00:10:57 Ew.
00:10:59 Don't hurt it.
00:11:06 You'll want to wash that finger.
00:11:13 Alice Kingsleigh,
00:11:20 will you be my wife?
00:11:25 Well,
00:11:29 everyone expects me to,
00:11:32 and you're a lord.
00:11:35 My face won't last,
00:11:43 But this is happening so quickly. l...
00:11:47 l think l...
00:11:51 (WATCH TlCKlNG)
00:11:57 l think l...
00:12:00 l need a moment.
00:12:24 (WATCH TlCKlNG)
00:12:40 Hello.
00:12:44 (ALlCE SCREAMlNG)
00:12:52 (CONTlNUES SCREAMlNG)
00:12:59 (EX CLAlMS)
00:13:22 (SCREAMlNG)
00:13:35 (RATTLlNG)
00:13:48 (GROANS)
00:14:07 (RATTLlNG)
00:15:41 (SNlFFlNG)
00:15:44 lt's only a dream.
00:15:50 (COUGHlNG)
00:16:28 DODO: You'd think she would
00:16:34 MALLY: You've brought the wrong Alice.
00:16:36 McTWlSP: No, she's the right one.
00:17:12 (CLOTH TEARlNG)
00:17:24 (BREATHlNG HEAVlLY)
00:17:25 MALLY: She's the wrong Alice.
00:17:28 McTWlSP: Give her a chance.
00:17:42 (COUGHlNG)
00:18:31 (PlG GRUNTlNG)
00:18:43 (NElGHlNG)
00:18:45 (SNARLlNG)
00:18:47 Curiouser and curiouser.
00:18:54 l told you she's the right Alice.
00:18:57 l am not convinced.
00:18:58 McTWlSP: How is that for gratitude?
00:19:00 l've been up there for weeks,
00:19:03 and l was almost eaten
00:19:06 Can you imagine?
00:19:07 They go about entirely unclothed,
00:19:12 -l had to avert my eyes.
00:19:15 That's because she's the wrong Alice.
00:19:17 -lf she was, she might be.
00:19:20 -But if she were so, she would be.
00:19:23 How can l be the wrong Alice
00:19:27 And who are you, if l might ask?
00:19:29 Oh, l'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum.
00:19:31 Contrariwise, l'm Tweedledum,
00:19:33 We should consult Absolem.
00:19:35 Exactly. Absolem will know who she is.
00:19:37 -l'll escort you.
00:19:40 So unfair.
00:19:41 -Hey, leave off!
00:19:43 -Are they always this way?
00:19:46 You can both escort her.
00:19:53 (WHlNNYlNG)
00:19:55 -Who is this Absolem?
00:19:59 He's Absolem.
00:20:25 Who are you?
00:20:27 Absolem?
00:20:29 You're not Absolem, l'm Absolem.
00:20:36 (COUGHlNG) Alice.
00:20:37 We shall see.
00:20:39 What do you mean by that?
00:20:42 Yes, you ought, stupid girl.
00:20:54 The Oraculum, being a calendrical
00:21:03 -lt's a calendar.
00:21:06 lt tells of each and every day
00:21:11 Today is Griblig Day
00:21:18 Show her the Frabjous Day.
00:21:21 Mmm. Yeah, Frabjous being the day
00:21:26 Sorry? Slay a what?
00:21:28 Oh, yeah. That being you, there,
00:21:31 No other swords can kill
00:21:34 lf it ain't Vorpal, it ain't dead.
00:21:37 That's not me!
00:21:39 l know!
00:21:41 Resolve this for us, Absolem.
00:21:45 Not hardly.
00:21:50 -l told you.
00:21:53 -l said so.
00:21:55 TWEEDLEDUM: Contrariwise,
00:21:57 No, you said she would be if she was.
00:21:58 (SCOFFlNG) Little impostor. Pretending
00:22:03 l was so certain of you.
00:22:05 l'm sorry.
00:22:08 Wait, this is my dream.
00:22:12 l'm going to wake up now
00:22:23 That's odd.
00:22:27 l could stick you, if that would help.
00:22:29 -lt might, actually. Thank you.
00:22:32 Ow!
00:22:34 (GROWLlNG)
00:22:37 -Bandersnatch!
00:22:40 (ROARlNG)
00:22:50 (SQUAWKlNG)
00:22:58 (PANTlNG)
00:23:04 (SQUAWKS)
00:23:12 (SQUAWKS)
00:23:19 (ROARS)
00:23:29 Wait.
00:23:31 (GROWLlNG)
00:23:33 lt's only a dream. Nothing can hurt me.
00:23:41 What's she doing?
00:23:42 Can't hurt me. Can't hurt me.
00:23:45 (ROARlNG)
00:23:50 Run, you great lug!
00:23:56 (ROARlNG lN PAlN)
00:24:35 (NElGHlNG)
00:24:57 This way, east to Queast.
00:24:59 No, south to Snud.
00:25:00 No. No, no. This way.
00:25:02 (JUBJUB BlRD SCREECHlNG)
00:25:05 (BOTH EX CLAlMlNG)
00:25:12 (SCREECHlNG)
00:25:13 (BOTH SCREAMlNG)
00:25:50 Someone has stolen three of my tarts!
00:26:02 -Did you steal them?
00:26:04 -Did you?
00:26:06 -Did you steal them?
00:26:26 (SWALLOWlNG)
00:26:42 (WHlSPERlNG) Did you steal my tarts?
00:26:45 No, Your Majesty.
00:26:53 (WHlSPERlNG) Squimberry juice.
00:26:55 -l was so hungry! l didn't mean to!
00:26:58 My family! Oh, please, please don't!
00:27:00 No! l have little ones to look after!
00:27:03 Go to his house
00:27:04 l love tadpoles on toast
00:27:06 Yes, Your Majesty.
00:27:12 Drink!
00:27:18 Majesty?
00:27:22 llosovic Stayne, you knave,
00:27:29 Majesty, l have found the Oraculum.
00:27:37 That? Looks so ordinary for an oracle.
00:27:40 Look here, on the Frabjous Day.
00:27:46 l'd know that tangled mess
00:27:49 ls it Alice?
00:27:51 l believe it is.
00:27:53 What's she doing
00:27:56 She appears to be slaying it.
00:27:59 She killed my Jabber-baby-wocky?
00:28:01 Not yet, but it will happen
00:28:06 Find Alice, Stayne. Find her!
00:28:11 (YELPlNG)
00:28:12 Find the scent of human girl
00:28:15 For my wife and pups, as well?
00:28:20 Everyone will go home.
00:28:26 (SNlFFlNG)
00:28:28 (BARKS)
00:28:35 Dogs will believe anything.
00:28:38 (CHUCKLlNG)
00:29:10 lt looks like you ran afoul of something
00:29:16 And l'm still dreaming.
00:29:18 What did that to you?
00:29:20 -Banner or Bander...
00:29:24 Well, l'd better have a look.
00:29:27 What are you doing?
00:29:28 lt needs to be purified
00:29:32 or it will fester and putrefy.
00:29:36 l'd rather you didn't.
00:29:40 At least let me bind it for you.
00:29:44 -What do you call yourself?
00:29:48 The Alice?
00:29:51 -There's been some debate about that.
00:29:56 You'd best be on your way.
00:29:58 What way? All l want to do is
00:30:02 Fine.
00:30:04 Then l'll take you to the Hare
00:30:17 Coming?
00:30:43 (MARCH HARE SNORlNG)
00:30:46 (JAZZ MUSlC PLAYlNG)
00:30:48 (EX CLAlMS)
00:30:49 (YAWNlNG)
00:30:57 (STAMMERlNG)
00:31:09 Watch what you're doing!
00:31:10 Hey, watch it!
00:31:15 Okay, okay. All right.
00:31:17 lt's you.
00:31:18 No, it's not.
00:31:22 lt's the wrong Alice!
00:31:23 lt's absolutely Alice.
00:31:25 You're absolutely Alice.
00:31:28 l'd know him anywhere.
00:31:30 (BOTH GlGGLlNG)
00:31:32 HATTER: Well, as you can see,
00:31:35 And it's all because l was obliged
00:31:39 You're terribly late, you know. Naughty.
00:31:43 Well, anyway, Time became
00:31:46 Not a tick ever since.
00:31:48 (LAUGHlNG)
00:31:50 -Cup.
00:31:52 Yes, yes, of course,
00:31:54 and we need to get on
00:31:56 -Frabjous Day!
00:31:58 l'm investigating things
00:32:03 (WHlSPERlNG) Have you any idea
00:32:06 (ALL SPEAKlNG OUTLANDlSH)
00:32:07 -Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
00:32:09 -What?
00:32:11 the Bloody Big Head
00:32:14 Come, come. We simply must
00:32:16 Therefore, it is high time
00:32:18 or forget and forgive,
00:32:20 or is, in any case, most convenient.
00:32:24 (CHUCKLES) Hey.
00:32:26 All this talk of blood and slaying
00:32:31 Ah.
00:32:33 The entire world is falling to ruin
00:32:39 What happened that day
00:32:42 (lNHALlNG SHARPLY)
00:32:44 Oh, dear.
00:32:47 You ran out on them
00:32:50 you guddler's scuttish pilgar lickering
00:32:52 shukm juggling sluking urpal.
00:32:54 Bar lom muck egg brimni!
00:32:56 Hatter!
00:32:58 -Thank you.
00:33:01 l'm fine.
00:33:02 What's wrong with you, Tarrant?
00:33:05 You used to do the best Futterwacken
00:33:08 -Futter what?
00:33:11 lt's a dance.
00:33:12 (LAUGHlNG)
00:33:13 On the Frabjous Day,
00:33:16 when the White Queen
00:33:19 on that day,
00:33:25 (ALL LAUGHlNG)
00:33:27 (NElGHlNG)
00:33:28 Oh, no.
00:33:31 Uh-oh.
00:33:33 (GASPlNG) The Knave.
00:33:35 Goodbye.
00:33:37 MARCH HARE: Hide her!
00:33:39 Drink this quickly.
00:33:41 (ALlCE COUGHlNG)
00:33:42 Quick! Hide her!
00:33:48 Oh, dear.
00:33:53 Aye.
00:33:57 Mind your head.
00:34:07 (NElGHlNG)
00:34:09 (BAYARD SNlFFlNG)
00:34:12 Let me out!
00:34:16 Well, if it's not my favorite
00:34:23 MALLY: Would you like to join us?
00:34:25 (SNlCKERlNG)
00:34:26 You're all late for tea!
00:34:30 (BOTH LAUGHlNG)
00:34:33 We're looking for the girl called Alice.
00:34:38 Speaking of the Queen, here is a little
00:34:41 (ALL SlNGlNG)
00:34:42 -Twinkle Twinkle little bat
00:34:44 -How l wonder where you're at
00:34:46 -Up a...
00:34:48 lf you're hiding her,
00:34:53 (HOARSELY) Already lost them.
00:34:54 (BOTH LAUGHlNG)
00:34:56 All together now!
00:34:57 -Up above the world you fly
00:34:59 -Like a tea tray in the sky
00:35:01 -Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
00:35:04 -Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
00:35:06 -Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle...
00:35:09 Oh!
00:35:11 (GROWLlNG)
00:35:14 Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
00:35:20 Would you like some cream?
00:35:23 (BARKlNG)
00:35:26 -Would you like a slice of Battenberg?
00:35:30 -MALLY: Sugar?
00:35:33 -Oh, that's lovely.
00:35:36 Thanks very much.
00:35:38 -(CUP SMASHlNG)
00:35:40 MALLY: Pass the scones, please.
00:35:45 -MARCH HARE: That one there.
00:35:46 MALLY: Yes.
00:35:48 One moment.
00:35:55 (CUTTlNG CLOTH)
00:35:58 There. Yes.
00:36:00 Try this on for size.
00:36:06 (ALlCE KNOCKlNG ON TEAPOT)
00:36:08 Oh.
00:36:13 l like it.
00:36:15 Good thing the bloodhound
00:36:18 What do they want with me?
00:36:20 (EX CLAlMlNG) Wait a minute,
00:36:22 She'll be safe there. Spoon...
00:36:27 Your carriage, milady.
00:36:29 -The hat?
00:36:31 Anyone can go by horse or rail,
00:36:33 but the absolute best way to travel
00:36:39 (MALLY AND MARCH HARE
00:36:40 Oh, l love traveling by hat.
00:36:42 Mally. Just Alice, please.
00:36:45 What do you mean? Wait. Gae!
00:36:48 (CUP SHATTERlNG)
00:36:53 '''Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
00:36:59 ''All mimsy were the borogoves
00:37:03 Sorry, what was that?
00:37:05 What was what?
00:37:10 ''The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
00:37:15 '''Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
00:37:21 ''He took his Vorpal sword in hand
00:37:27 ''He left it dead, and with its head
00:37:34 lt's all about you, you know.
00:37:37 l'm not slaying anything.
00:37:46 Mind.
00:37:54 Wait! You can't leave me here!
00:38:00 You don't slay.
00:38:02 Do you have any idea
00:38:05 You don't slay.
00:38:07 l couldn't if l wanted to.
00:38:12 You're not the same
00:38:15 You were much more muchier.
00:38:21 My ''muchness''?
00:38:23 ln there. Something's missing.
00:38:26 Tell me what Red Queen has done.
00:38:31 lt's not a pretty story.
00:38:33 Tell me anyway.
00:38:47 lt was here.
00:38:49 l was hatter to the White Queen
00:38:54 Hightopp clan have always
00:39:01 (MEDlEVAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
00:39:05 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG)
00:39:13 (JABBERWOCKY ROARlNG)
00:39:20 (PEOPLE SCREAMlNG)
00:39:57 (NElGHlNG)
00:40:49 Hatter? Hatter!
00:40:52 l'm fine.
00:40:54 Are you?
00:40:56 (BAYARD BARKlNG)
00:40:58 Did you hear that?
00:41:03 What?
00:41:04 (BAYARD BARKlNG)
00:41:05 Oh! Red Knights.
00:41:11 (SNlFFlNG)
00:41:17 (BARKlNG)
00:41:42 Go south to Trotter's Bottom.
00:41:43 The White Queen's castle
00:41:46 Hold on tightly.
00:41:51 Down with the bloody Red Queen!
00:42:44 (DOG SNlFFlNG)
00:42:47 (BAYARD GROWLlNG)
00:42:54 You were supposed to lead them away!
00:42:57 They have my wife and pups.
00:43:00 -What's your name?
00:43:03 Sit!
00:43:06 Would your name be Alice,
00:43:09 Yes, but l'm not the one
00:43:12 The Hatter would not have
00:43:16 Where did they take him?
00:43:17 To the Red Queen's castle
00:43:21 We're going to rescue him.
00:43:23 That is not foretold.
00:43:24 l don't care.
00:43:28 The Frabjous Day is almost upon us.
00:43:31 You must prepare
00:43:33 From the moment
00:43:35 l've been told what l must do
00:43:38 l've been shrunk, stretched, scratched
00:43:42 l've been accused of being Alice and
00:43:47 l'll decide where it goes from here.
00:43:49 lf you diverge from the path...
00:43:51 l make the path.
00:44:04 Take me to Salazen Grum, Bayard,
00:44:54 There's only one way across.
00:45:02 Lost my muchness, have l?
00:45:48 Bayard! The hat!
00:46:20 Your Majesty.
00:46:22 (FLAMlNGO SQUAWKlNG)
00:46:29 (SQUEAKlNG)
00:46:31 So sorry.
00:46:41 Splendid shot!
00:46:46 Where's my ball? Page!
00:46:49 Yes, Your Majesty.
00:46:50 (SQUEAKlNG)
00:46:53 (SHUSHlNG) l want to help you.
00:46:56 (RUSTLlNG)
00:47:00 Well, if it isn't the wrong Alice.
00:47:03 What brings you here? Mmm?
00:47:05 l've come to rescue the Hatter.
00:47:07 You're not rescuing anyone
00:47:10 Well, do you have any more
00:47:13 Upelkuchen?
00:47:25 Not all of it!
00:47:27 Oh, no! Stop! No, no, no, don't.
00:47:32 Page!
00:47:34 Oh, dear.
00:47:41 And what is this?
00:47:43 lt... lt's a ''who,'' Majesty. This is, um...
00:47:49 Um?
00:47:51 From Umbradge.
00:47:53 What happened to your clothes?
00:47:55 l outgrew them.
00:48:00 l tower over everyone in Umbradge.
00:48:04 So l've come to you, hoping you might
00:48:08 My dear girl,
00:48:09 anyone with a head that large
00:48:13 Someone find her some clothes!
00:48:14 Use the curtains if you must,
00:48:28 l need a pig here!
00:48:31 (GRUNTlNG)
00:48:32 (RED QUEEN SlGHlNG)
00:48:35 l love a warm pig belly
00:48:38 -Would you like one, Um?
00:48:41 Sit!
00:48:43 (CHlTTERlNG)
00:48:45 Sit!
00:48:49 Go away.
00:48:54 Where are my fat boys?
00:48:57 Fat boys!
00:49:01 Oh. There they are.
00:49:04 They have the oddest way of speaking.
00:49:09 Go on.
00:49:14 (MOUTHlNG) No.
00:49:15 Speak!
00:49:17 -ls that being...
00:49:20 Contrariwise, l believe it's so.
00:49:22 No, it ain't so, nohow!
00:49:25 (GlGGLlNG)
00:49:28 l love my fat boys. Now, get out.
00:49:39 -He did pinch me.
00:49:43 (GASPlNG)
00:50:00 And who is this lovely creature?
00:50:07 Um, my new favorite.
00:50:08 -Well, does she have a name?
00:50:10 l believe your name
00:50:14 Her name is Um, idiot!
00:50:17 From Umbradge.
00:50:19 Any luck with the prisoner?
00:50:21 He's stubborn.
00:50:23 You're too soft. Bring him!
00:50:29 (DOOR CREAKlNG)
00:50:34 (PlG SQUEALlNG)
00:50:44 (SHACKLES CLATTERlNG)
00:50:51 We know Alice has returned
00:50:53 Do you know where she is?
00:50:57 l've been considering things
00:51:01 Moron, mutiny, murder, malice.
00:51:08 We're looking for an ''A'' word now.
00:51:13 Who, that wee little boy?
00:51:17 What if l take off your head?
00:51:19 (LAUGHlNG MANlCALLY)
00:51:21 Stop that.
00:51:24 What a regrettably large head
00:51:27 l should very much like to hat it.
00:51:29 -Hat it?
00:51:31 l used to hat
00:51:33 Wasn't very much to work with,
00:51:35 Her head is so small.
00:51:37 lt's tiny. lt's a pimple of a head.
00:51:40 But this...
00:51:42 What l could do
00:51:49 Nay, this magnificently heroic globe.
00:51:57 What could you do?
00:52:01 Unbind him, Stayne.
00:52:03 How can he work
00:52:14 Well, then,
00:52:18 Or something for the boudoir?
00:52:21 Cloche, dunce hat, death cap, coif,
00:52:27 cockle hat, porkpie, tam o'shanter,
00:52:31 bongrace, fan-tail, night cap,
00:52:32 Hatter.
00:52:34 Fez?
00:52:40 Leave us.
00:52:54 The trees seem sad.
00:52:55 -Have you been speaking with them?
00:52:58 Perhaps a bit more kindly.
00:53:03 Would you all excuse me
00:53:17 -What news, Bayard?
00:53:21 -Where is she now?
00:53:25 Forgive me. l allowed her
00:53:29 No, no, no, no. But that is exactly
00:53:35 We have our champion.
00:53:53 (SQUEAKlNG)
00:53:57 ALlCE: Have you seen
00:54:13 You must find Alice, Stayne.
00:54:14 Without the Jabberwocky,
00:54:16 my sister's followers
00:54:20 Ugly little sister.
00:54:23 STAYNE: l cannot fathom it.
00:54:30 RED QUEEN: l know.
00:54:32 But Mirana can make anyone
00:54:35 Men, women,
00:54:38 (ANlMALS GRUNTlNG)
00:54:41 even the furniture.
00:54:45 Even the King?
00:54:54 l had to do it. He would have left me.
00:54:59 Majesty, is it not better
00:55:08 Not certain anymore.
00:55:12 Oh, let her have the rabble.
00:55:16 l have you.
00:55:37 They're wonderful.
00:55:40 You must let me try one on.
00:55:42 lt is good to be working
00:55:47 lt's just a pity
00:55:54 What is the hatter with me?
00:55:58 Hatter?
00:56:03 (CHAlNS RATTLlNG)
00:56:04 (THUNDER CRASHlNG)
00:56:10 Hatter.
00:56:13 Have you any idea
00:56:18 l'm frightened, Alice.
00:56:20 l don't like it in here.
00:56:26 Have l gone mad?
00:56:33 l'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers.
00:56:38 But l'll tell you a secret.
00:56:49 Here.
00:56:54 That's better. You look yourself again.
00:57:00 RED QUEEN: Hat man!
00:57:02 l'm not a patient monarch!
00:57:03 l'm told she keeps the Vorpal sword
00:57:06 The rabbit will help you.
00:57:08 Find it, Alice.
00:57:11 We'll go to the White Queen together.
00:57:13 Why is it you're always too small
00:57:30 -Tweedles.
00:57:32 -How do you do, again?
00:57:34 How is it you're being so great big?
00:57:36 She ain't great big,
00:57:38 l'm certain she's smaller when we met.
00:57:40 No, she drank the pishsalver
00:57:44 Oh, yeah.
00:57:45 -Where's the rabbit?
00:57:57 -MALLY: What are you doing here?
00:57:59 l'm rescuing the Hatter.
00:58:01 He told me that the Vorpal sword
00:58:05 l don't take orders
00:58:08 Shoo!
00:58:13 -What is it, McTwisp?
00:58:20 (THUNDER RUMBLlNG)
00:58:23 The sword's hidden inside.
00:58:27 Be careful, Alice.
00:58:38 l know that smell.
00:58:44 (SNORlNG)
00:58:49 l'm not going in there.
00:58:52 Look what that thing did to my arm.
00:58:55 Dear, oh, dear.
00:58:58 lt wasn't this bad before.
00:59:01 (HYPERVENTlLATlNG)
00:59:16 Hatter? Where are you?
00:59:21 Hatter?
00:59:24 Mallymkun.
00:59:26 Do you still have
00:59:28 Right here.
00:59:30 -l need it.
00:59:35 Hey! Give it back!
00:59:49 l like you, Um.
00:59:52 l like largeness.
00:59:56 Get away from me.
01:00:04 (BANDERSNATCH SNORlNG)
01:00:08 (CREAKlNG)
01:00:15 l have your eye.
01:00:17 (GROWLlNG)
01:00:53 (LOCK RATTLlNG)
01:00:55 (SNARLS)
01:01:02 (GROANS)
01:01:30 No.
01:01:34 Hmm.
01:01:35 MAN: You look stunning in that hat.
01:01:37 Yes. Next.
01:01:43 Your Majesty has never looked better.
01:01:46 Hmm. Another.
01:01:56 Oh!
01:01:58 l don't wish to alarm you,
01:02:01 but it smells as though
01:02:07 (LAUGHlNG)
01:02:16 Never mind him, he's mad.
01:02:20 (WHlSPERlNG)
01:02:25 Stayne!
01:02:32 (BANDERSNATCH
01:02:49 (GROWLlNG)
01:03:22 l suppose this makes us even now.
01:04:05 Um forced herself on me.
01:04:07 l told her my heart belongs to you,
01:04:19 Off with her head!
01:04:24 Stand back, Mallymkun.
01:04:26 How's this for muchness?
01:04:27 No, no!
01:04:31 Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!
01:04:35 Hatter!
01:04:38 -Take it to the White Queen.
01:04:40 Go!
01:05:08 Run, Alice!
01:05:13 Alice?
01:05:15 Run!
01:05:22 Seize her.
01:05:35 Alice.
01:05:38 Of course. Why didn't l see it?
01:05:40 Well, it has been a long time,
01:05:47 -Give me the sword.
01:05:50 The Queen will be so pleased.
01:05:52 She will take great pleasure
01:05:59 (BANDERSNATCH ROARlNG)
01:06:17 -Oh, Alice!
01:06:21 (BARKlNG)
01:06:22 (ROARlNG)
01:06:29 Majesty, Alice has escaped
01:06:36 on the Bandersnatch,
01:06:41 with the Vorpal sword.
01:06:47 How could you let this happen?
01:06:50 l may have underestimated her,
01:06:56 the Hatter and a dormouse.
01:07:01 Off with their heads!
01:07:22 WHlTE QUEEN:
01:07:23 l believe this belongs to you.
01:07:33 Mmm.
01:07:39 The Vorpal sword is home again.
01:07:44 The armor is complete.
01:07:49 Now all we need is a champion.
01:07:54 You're a little taller
01:07:57 Blame it on too much upelkuchen.
01:07:59 Oh.
01:08:00 Come with me.
01:08:08 ls the March Hare here?
01:08:09 (EX CLAlMlNG) You're late
01:08:13 -You're late for your soup.
01:08:14 Come here, you!
01:08:17 Give me that here.
01:08:20 Leek and potato. Yes. That would be...
01:08:21 (SlGHlNG)
01:08:23 Pishsalver. Let me think.
01:08:27 A pinch of worm fat,
01:08:31 urine of the horsefly,
01:08:35 buttered fingers.
01:08:42 My sister preferred to study
01:08:48 (SlZZLlNG)
01:08:50 Tell me, how does she seem to you?
01:08:52 Perfectly horrid.
01:08:56 -And her head?
01:09:01 l think she may have
01:09:04 something pressing on her brain.
01:09:06 Three coins from a dead man's pocket,
01:09:12 You can't imagine the things
01:09:16 Oh, yes, l can.
01:09:18 But when a champion steps forth
01:09:23 the people will rise against her.
01:09:26 (SPlTTlNG)
01:09:28 That should do it.
01:09:33 Blow.
01:09:49 -Feel better?
01:09:52 There's someone here
01:10:15 -Absolem?
01:10:20 (COUGHlNG)
01:10:22 l thought we'd settled this.
01:10:27 -How do you know?
01:10:30 l said you were not hardly Alice,
01:10:32 but you're much more her now.
01:10:34 ln fact, you're almost Alice.
01:10:37 Even so,
01:10:39 l couldn't slay the Jabberwocky
01:10:42 lt will.
01:10:44 So l suggest
01:10:47 when the Frabjous Day arrives.
01:10:50 You seem so real.
01:10:53 Sometimes l forget
01:10:57 (COUGHlNG)
01:10:58 Will you stop doing that?
01:11:00 (LAUGHlNG)
01:11:16 (WHOOSHlNG)
01:11:19 l've always admired that hat.
01:11:23 Hello, Chess.
01:11:25 Since you won't be needing it
01:11:29 would you consider
01:11:32 How dare you?
01:11:34 lt is a formal execution.
01:11:38 lt is a pity about all this.
01:11:40 l was looking forward
01:11:44 l was rather good at it, was l not?
01:11:47 l really do love that hat.
01:11:51 l would wear it
01:12:02 l love a morning execution, don't you?
01:12:04 -Yes, Your Majesty.
01:12:49 -l'd like to keep it on.
01:12:53 As long as l can get at your neck.
01:12:57 l'm right behind you.
01:13:00 Off with his head!
01:13:01 l can't watch.
01:13:13 (EXECUTlONER SHOUTlNG)
01:13:36 Good morning, everyone.
01:13:39 Chess, you dog.
01:13:43 -(GASPS)
01:13:45 you are being heinously bamboozled
01:13:46 by these lickspittle toadies
01:13:52 (LAUGHlNG)
01:13:54 What is that?
01:13:56 l'm not the only one, Majesty. Look!
01:13:58 A counterfeit nose.
01:14:00 Me? What about that big belly
01:14:05 (GASPS)
01:14:07 (GASPS)
01:14:08 Liars! Cheats! Falsifiers!
01:14:13 Off with their heads!
01:14:20 The abused and enslaved
01:14:24 all of you stand up and fight!
01:14:27 Rise up against the bloody Red Queen.
01:14:33 -Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
01:14:35 (ALL CHEERlNG)
01:14:42 Release the Jubjub Bird!
01:14:44 (ALL GASPlNG)
01:14:49 (SCREECHlNG)
01:14:58 (PEOPLE SCREAMlNG)
01:15:08 You're right, Stayne,
01:15:10 it is far better to be feared than loved.
01:15:17 Come, boys. Quickly! Come on!
01:15:23 Hatter!
01:15:24 Come on, Mally, quickly.
01:15:29 Prepare the Jabberwocky for battle.
01:15:44 l had hoped
01:15:49 Why don't you slay
01:15:52 You must have the power.
01:15:54 lt is against my vows
01:15:57 (SPUTTERlNG)
01:16:06 We have company.
01:16:18 Have a look, Bayard.
01:16:22 BAYARD: Bielle.
01:16:24 (BARKlNG)
01:16:32 l'm so happy to see you.
01:16:34 So did l. But they didn't,
01:16:37 And l'm rather glad about that
01:16:41 l would have regretted
01:16:42 especially now that you're you,
01:16:45 And it's a good size. lt's a great size.
01:16:48 -Hatter.
01:16:52 Where's your hat?
01:16:57 Mmm.
01:17:00 -Cheshire.
01:17:03 All healed.
01:17:05 Goodbye, sweet hat.
01:17:27 Have you any idea
01:17:34 Let me think about it.
01:17:37 You know what tomorrow is, don't you?
01:17:43 Frabjous Day. How could l forget?
01:17:47 Wish l'd wake up.
01:17:50 -Still believe this is a dream, do you?
01:17:55 This has all come from my own mind.
01:18:00 Which would mean that l'm not real.
01:18:07 Afraid so.
01:18:13 l would dream up someone
01:18:17 Yes, yes. But you would have to be
01:18:23 (LAUGHS)
01:18:24 l must be, then.
01:18:31 l'll miss you when l wake up.
01:18:46 (PLAYlNG TRUMPET)
01:18:48 Who will step forth to be champion
01:18:54 That would be l.
01:18:57 You have very poor evaporating skills.
01:19:02 l'll do it.
01:19:04 -No, me.
01:19:25 No other slayer, nohow.
01:19:27 lf it ain't Alice, it ain't dead.
01:19:36 Alice, you cannot live your life
01:19:41 The choice must be yours,
01:19:44 because when you step out
01:19:49 you will step out alone.
01:20:25 Nothing was ever accomplished
01:20:30 Absolem?
01:20:32 Why are you upside down?
01:20:34 l've come to the end of this life.
01:20:38 -You're going to die?
01:20:41 Don't go. l need your help.
01:20:46 l can't help you if you don't even know
01:20:49 l'm not stupid.
01:20:51 My name is Alice. l live in London.
01:20:54 l have a mother named Helen
01:20:57 My father was Charles Kingsleigh.
01:20:59 He had a vision that stretched
01:21:01 and nothing ever stopped him.
01:21:03 l'm his daughter. l'm Alice Kingsleigh.
01:21:07 Alice, at last.
01:21:11 You were just as dim-witted
01:21:13 You called it ''Wonderland,'' as l recall.
01:21:18 Wonderland.
01:21:20 (WATCH TlCKlNG)
01:21:21 -What do you call yourself?
01:21:25 The Alice?
01:21:26 Then l'll take you to the Hare
01:21:30 McTWlSP: She's the right one.
01:21:32 Ah, Thackery, not at the table, please.
01:21:34 Have some tea.
01:21:35 You're not Absolem,
01:21:38 (COUGHlNG)
01:21:40 -What is this?
01:21:42 Contrariwise, l'm Tweedledum,
01:21:44 DODO: You'd think she would
01:21:47 Curiouser and curiouser.
01:21:49 lt wasn't a dream at all,
01:21:53 This place is real,
01:21:58 And the Jabberwocky.
01:22:01 Remember, the Vorpal sword
01:22:04 All you have to do is hold on to it.
01:22:10 Fairfarren, Alice.
01:22:52 (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHlNG)
01:24:15 -Hello, lracebeth.
01:24:21 (PLAYlNG TRUMPET)
01:24:23 On this, the Frabjous Day,
01:24:28 shall send forth their champions
01:24:34 Oh, Racie. We don't have to fight.
01:24:40 l know what you're doing.
01:24:42 You think you can blink
01:24:45 and l'll melt,
01:24:50 Please.
01:24:53 No! lt is my crown! l am the eldest!
01:24:59 Jabberwocky!
01:25:15 (WHlMPERlNG)
01:25:27 (GASPlNG)
01:25:43 (ROARlNG)
01:25:48 This is impossible.
01:25:51 Only if you believe it is.
01:25:58 Sometimes l believe as many as six
01:26:04 That is an excellent practice.
01:26:09 However, just at the moment,
01:26:13 you really might want
01:26:22 Where's your champion, Sister?
01:26:26 Here.
01:26:29 Hello, Um.
01:26:45 Six impossible things.
01:26:53 One, there's a potion
01:26:57 (ROARS)
01:26:59 Two, and a cake
01:27:03 So, my old foe,
01:27:10 We've never met.
01:27:12 Not you, insignificant bearer.
01:27:15 My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.
01:27:21 That's enough chatter.
01:27:24 (JABBERWOCKY SHRlEKlNG)
01:27:30 Three, animals can talk.
01:27:38 Four, Alice,
01:27:42 cats can disappear.
01:27:46 Five,
01:27:50 there's a place called Wonderland.
01:27:54 Six,
01:27:56 l can slay the Jabberwocky.
01:28:14 (ROARS)
01:28:23 The Hatter's interfering!
01:28:59 (SCREECHlNG)
01:29:09 (BANDERSNATCH ROARlNG)
01:29:42 (JABBERWOCKY SCREECHlNG)
01:30:53 Off with your head!
01:31:27 Kill her!
01:31:29 We follow you no more,
01:31:32 How dare you? Off with his head!
01:32:17 lracebeth of Crims, your crimes
01:32:24 However, that is against my vows,
01:32:29 therefore, you are banished
01:32:32 No one is to show you any kindness,
01:32:39 You will not have a friend in the world.
01:32:43 Majesty, l hope you bear me no ill will.
01:32:52 Only this one, llosovic Stayne,
01:32:54 you are to join lracebeth in banishment
01:32:56 from this day
01:33:02 At least we have each other.
01:33:09 (GASPS)
01:33:12 (EX CLAlMlNG)
01:33:17 Majesty, please! Kill me! Please!
01:33:22 But l do not owe you a kindness.
01:33:25 -STAYNE: Take off my head!
01:33:28 -Majesty! Please! Please!
01:33:31 -l offer you my head!
01:33:33 Oh, the Frabjous Day! Callou! Callay!
01:33:36 (FUTTERWACKEN MUSlC PLAYlNG)
01:33:43 -What is he doing?
01:34:01 (LAUGHlNG)
01:34:11 (LAUGHS)
01:34:27 (CLEARS THROAT)
01:34:33 Blood of the Jabberwocky.
01:34:38 And for your efforts on our behalf...
01:34:45 -Will this take me home?
01:35:14 You could stay.
01:35:19 What an idea.
01:35:29 But l can't.
01:35:32 There are questions l have to answer,
01:35:45 Be back again before you know it.
01:35:49 You won't remember me.
01:35:51 Of course l will. How could l forget?
01:35:59 Hatter, why is a raven
01:36:05 l haven't the slightest idea.
01:36:13 Fairfarren, Alice.
01:36:58 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG)
01:37:02 She left me standing there
01:37:05 A case of nerves, no doubt.
01:37:10 -Alice.
01:37:13 -Are you all right?
01:37:15 l fell down a hole and hit my head.
01:37:19 l'm sorry, Hamish. l can't marry you.
01:37:25 And there's that trouble
01:37:29 l love you, Margaret, but this is my life.
01:37:37 You're lucky to have my sister
01:37:40 and you be good to her.
01:37:46 There is no prince, Aunt lmogene.
01:37:49 You need to talk to someone
01:37:55 l happen to love rabbits,
01:38:01 Don't worry, Mother,
01:38:02 l'll find something useful
01:38:07 You two remind me of some funny boys
01:38:13 -You've left me out.
01:38:17 You and l have business to discuss.
01:38:19 Shall we speak in the study?
01:38:28 Oh. And one more thing.
01:38:32 (ALL GASPlNG)
01:38:39 My father told me he planned to expand
01:38:44 but l don't think
01:38:46 Why not go all the way to China?
01:38:49 lt's vast, the culture is rich,
01:38:54 To be the first to trade with China,
01:39:00 You know, if anybody else
01:39:02 l'd say, ''You've lost your senses.''
01:39:05 But l've seen that look before.
01:39:07 Well, as you're not going to be
01:39:12 perhaps you'd consider becoming
01:39:56 Hello, Absolem.
01:40:12 ( ALlCE PLAYlNG)
01:40:13 Tripping out, spinning around
01:40:17 l'm underground
01:40:23 Yeah, l fell down
01:40:29 l'm freaking out
01:40:33 Upside down and l can't stop it now
01:40:40 Can't stop me now
01:40:49 l, l'll get by
01:40:57 l, l'll survive
01:41:05 When the world's crashing down
01:41:09 l will turn myself around
01:41:13 l, l won't cry
01:41:23 l found myself in Wonderland
01:41:31 Get back on my feet, the ground
01:41:40 ls this real?
01:41:44 ls it pretend?
01:41:47 l'll take a stand until the end
01:41:58 l, l'll get by
01:42:06 l, l'll survive
01:42:14 When the world's crashing down
01:42:18 l will turn myself around
01:42:22 l, l won't cry
01:42:35 ( ALlCE'S THEME PLAYlNG)
01:43:12 Oh, Alice, dear, where have you been?
01:43:19 So near, so far, so in between
01:43:28 What have you heard?
01:43:32 Alice, Alice, please, Alice
01:43:44 Oh, tell us, are you big or small?
01:43:52 To try this one or try them all
01:43:59 lt's such a long, long way to fall
01:44:04 Alice, Alice, oh, Alice
01:44:16 How can you know this way, not that?
01:44:18 You choose the door
01:44:20 Perhaps you should be coming back
01:44:22 Another day, another day
01:44:24 And nothing is quite what it seems
01:44:26 You're dreaming
01:44:28 Oh, Alice
01:44:37 Oh, Alice
01:44:44 Oh!
01:45:16 Oh, how will you find your way?
01:45:24 Oh, how will you find your way?
01:45:36 No time for tears today
01:45:44 No time for tears today
01:46:04 So many doors, how did you choose?
01:46:06 So much to gain, so much to lose
01:46:08 So many things got in your way
01:46:10 No time today, no time today
01:46:12 Be careful not to lose your head
01:46:14 Remember what the dormouse said
01:46:16 Alice!
01:46:28 Did someone pull you by the hand?
01:46:36 How many miles to Wonderland?
01:46:44 Please tell us so we'll understand
01:46:48 Alice, Alice, oh, Alice
01:47:04 Oh, how will you find your way?
01:47:12 Oh, how will you find your way?