Harsh Times
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(orchestration plays) |
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(roars) |
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(piano plays intro) |
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(animal screeches) |
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(animal screeches) |
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(animals screech) |
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(faint radio transmission) |
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(radio transmission continues) |
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(sighs) |
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(garbled radio transmission) |
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(radio transmission continues) |
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(yells) |
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(gurgles) |
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(gunfire) |
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(music plays) |
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Cease fire! |
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Man down! Cease fire! |
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(echoes): |
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(gasps) |
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(coughs violently) |
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(panting) |
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(distant dogs barking) |
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(speaking Spanish) |
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(speaks Spanish) |
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Sí. |
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(goat bleats) |
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(distant siren wailing) |
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What's up, Sylvia? |
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Cute little outfit. |
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You look nice. |
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Mike's in |
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Yeah? |
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(TV news playing) |
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Man, I said |
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I have a court |
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Well, you just |
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Hey. |
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Hey. |
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Spiffy duds, huh? |
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(door opens) |
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You look like |
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Now please leave me alone. |
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I have two filings |
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Play nice, kids. |
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What up, dog? |
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- Nothing. Just got back. |
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How was Mexico, dog? |
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Oh, it was a dream, man. |
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- Loving my woman. |
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That's it. |
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Those are copies |
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Pass them out like candy. |
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'Cause I can always |
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And just call me |
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And no drinking. |
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Come on, baby, be cool. |
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Honey, I'm serious. |
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No drinking. Okay? |
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- I love you. |
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Good luck. |
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Your suit's fine, okay? |
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Dude, she called me |
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(laughing) |
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Don't be fucking |
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She's pissed. |
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Why is she on |
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I didn't look for work |
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Sold some of her CDs, |
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and a pack of GPCs. |
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Caught a buzz |
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my Chicago vs. Lakers tapes. |
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(laughs): |
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We didn't even |
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I was out of the country. |
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So? My old lady still |
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Huh? Huh? Hmm? |
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Come on, dude, let's get |
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and find my ass |
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It's cool you driving me around? |
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Yeah, dude, it's cool. |
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(music plays) |
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JIM: |
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Breakfast. |
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Oh... ho, ho... |
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Dog. |
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No pisto for me, dude. |
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Today's a no-pounding day. |
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Good. More for me. |
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Fuck it. |
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Salud. |
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Man, hope they put me in |
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I can't pay my rent. |
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Landlady's about to pull |
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What happened to all that money |
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The tax-free shit? |
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Man, bro, this fucking |
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I guess we drank |
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(chuckles): |
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(laughing) |
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Cops better start |
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You spend enough |
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They better start kicking me |
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They got me hopping through |
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"Come in for a test." |
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Another test, another two weeks. |
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Fuck. |
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Shit gets real, |
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you be hating life. |
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Party time will be over. |
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Dude, you don't know how much |
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I'm looking forward |
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You know, I'll be super recruit. |
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I was jumping |
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in the mountains, |
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hard motherfuckers, |
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I'll be laughing my way through |
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Shit, they're |
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Yeah, yeah, you're gonna |
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Ah, fuck you. |
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I'm going to love my old lady. |
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I'm gonna marry homegirl. |
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Import her ass. |
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Oh, come on, man. |
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Dude, what happened |
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we were gonna pimp |
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You're fucking up the plan. |
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I've been thinking, you know? |
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Love's about sacrifice. |
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Only true measure of it. |
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What would you do for Sylvia? |
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Get a job. |
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- Mm... |
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Yeah. |
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That's love. |
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Hey. |
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Good morning. |
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Good morning. |
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MIKE: |
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hand your ass over to the Man? |
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"Mr. Jim Davis, |
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I had two beers, right? |
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Yeah. |
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Going fucking |
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Okay, this letter |
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"no longer eligible |
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What the fuck does that mean? |
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Come on, dude. |
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"No longer eligible"? I mean, |
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They pulled the plug, dude. |
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No, no... |
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Why? |
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Oh, man, I'll bet you... |
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I'll bet you it's |
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I bet it's 'cause |
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No, no, no, Mike, |
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I am fucked. |
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I got to get married. |
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Okay? INS won't let me |
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unless I got employment. |
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I promised her. |
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This fucks up my plan. |
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This is fucking bullshit, okay? |
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This... these fucking |
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These fucking assholes! |
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What the fuck |
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This is fucking typical |
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Yo, yo, fucking |
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I mean you're trippin', dude. |
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Hey, what the fuck |
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are you looking at, asshole?! |
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Fucking dick. |
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Yo, yo, |
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Jim, Jim... |
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I'm gonna fucking kick your |
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You fucking want some? |
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Jim, Jim, dude. |
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Kick back, dude. |
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The fucking light is green. |
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Man, fuck. |
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a case doing that shit, man. |
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What the fuck were you doing? |
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Fuck the LAPD, man. |
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What's up with Pasadena, |
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Oh, no, fuck the sticks. |
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L.A. City's the shit. |
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Hey, Sheriff's Department. |
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It's good enough for the INS |
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Yeah, Sheriff's Department, |
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They make you work |
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or something. |
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I could be cracking heads |
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up at the Honor Ranch. |
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I'll give 'em a call, |
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Yeah. |
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That's right. |
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Yo, it's just |
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Quit trippin', dude. |
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Shit. |
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Hey, you know what |
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What? |
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I want to get fucked up. |
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Me, too, man. |
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I got to find a job and placate |
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Sylvia's going |
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Come on, big man, |
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Come on. |
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(Korean pop music playing) |
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- Bye, Nicole. |
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Let me get a couple |
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Sorry, you buy whole pack. |
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Be cool, dude. |
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If I buy a whole pack |
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I'm gonna want |
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I just want a couple |
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City give me $1,500 ticket. |
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No more. |
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(speaking Korean) |
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(speaking Korean) |
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Asshole. |
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(speaking Korean) |
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(yelling) |
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(gunshots) |
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- Thank you, sir. |
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Oh, shit. |
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That fucking gangster, man. |
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Homeboy just ran |
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Damn, the chino looked |
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You think we'll be able |
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I hate that shit. |
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Fuckin' chino lookin' at us |
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Come on, dude. |
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We totally look like cops. |
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He said he got fined |
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He was just being cautious. |
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Well, we got pisto, |
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Only one thing missin'. |
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Be-at-ches. |
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Oh, yeah, I mean |
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Yesca? |
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Bingo. |
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I need to feel |
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You sure you want |
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You haven't smoked out |
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I said I want |
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Fuck this purity bullshit. |
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Yeah... fuck purity. |
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Aw, man, look at this |
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Stupid-ass cholo. |
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Look at that. |
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That dude's slangin', dog. |
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Want to get |
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JIM: |
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Go for the stash, man. |
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Whoa, go, go, go. |
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Hey, hey, yo, yo. |
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That's my shit! |
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Fuck. |
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(laughing) |
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Outstanding. |
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Out-fucking-standing. |
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That shit was slick. |
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That motherfucker |
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Bitch-ass cholo. |
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- Check this shit out, huh? |
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Nice motherfucking haul. |
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Mm. It's not laced either. |
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Smell that shit. |
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Smell that motherfucking shit. |
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We just burned my car. |
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We go back there, |
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Yeah, no shit. |
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Man, bust that light. |
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Roll that shit up. |
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Yeah, yeah, Cool. |
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Yo, let's drop off |
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Then we'll smoke out, dude. |
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Some resumes. |
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Yeah. |
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Ah, man, fresh air. |
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Look. |
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Oh! They're |
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You fucking asshole, man. |
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I got to get |
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What's your problem, man? |
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What the fuck are |
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Yo, Mike, first day looking... |
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nobody ever gets a job |
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Come on, don't |
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Hey, I can't |
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I got to get a job for sure. |
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This is your job, man. |
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So act like a fucking |
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spark up the goods, 'cause we |
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It's harsh. It's good, though. |
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You okay? |
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How are those lungs, baby? |
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There it is. |
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That magic feeling. |
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Damn, look at that bitch. |
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Oh, damn. |
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Fuck, yeah. |
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She's fucking good. |
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I bet she got skills. |
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You just saw your woman. |
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Only hit her once, man. |
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We can't go nowhere alone. |
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Family's got that ass |
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Lock and key. |
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Fuck, I want to get laid. |
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Pay a visit |
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Online, pornmeister. |
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Uh-uh, let's go |
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How much you want to bet |
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- She won't, dog. |
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She won't give you shit, dog. |
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You big time |
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Aw, man, I popped that poodahey. |
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I got that mind control, man. |
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How much you want to bet |
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20 bucks? |
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You ain't got 20 bucks. |
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So, neither do you, man. |
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Come on, shake on that shit. |
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Come on. |
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What the fuck, let's go. |
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(knocking) |
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I got it. |
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What's up, Patty? |
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- Y tu hermana? |
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Y sabes que? |
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You're not welcome |
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Sure, Patty. |
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I'd love to come in. |
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Thank you. |
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Are they here? |
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You're looking fine, |
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Don't... don't touch |
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Hey, hey. |
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You got to get out of here. |
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Letty... |
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I just wanted |
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Hey, Patty, you want to grab |
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I ain't grabbing you shit. |
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Oh, you still got |
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Maybe one day you'll learn |
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Laters. I'm going to my room. |
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You know you have to run |
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Baby. |
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Let's sit down. |
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No, no, no. |
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So, um... |
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You a cop yet? |
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I'm working on it. |
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Y tu? |
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Que andas haciendo? |
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Well, you know, I'm going |
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It's good you're doing |
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What, after everything |
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It's because of everything |
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Oh, come on, come here. |
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Yeah. |
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Don't. |
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Jim, I got a boyfriend. |
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Who? |
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Flaco. |
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You're back with that |
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piece of shit after |
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You're not fucking him, are you? |
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Please tell me no. |
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Yes. So... just go. |
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'Cause there's nothing |
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See? |
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Okay? |
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I don't believe |
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You're too good for that. |
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(car horn blaring) |
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You gotta go. |
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Go. Please! |
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Let me talk to them. |
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No, Jim, don't |
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Okay? Largate. Just go. |
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I guess it's later days. |
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Largate. Just go! |
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Flaco, the pinchi guero's here! |
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Apuarte, Jim! |
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- Fuck him up! |
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Fucking white boy! |
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What's up, faggot?! |
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We're going to fuck you up! |
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(all shouting) |
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Yo! Pop the trunk |
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so I can handle this shit! |
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Fuck you, puto! |
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I'll bust you! |
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Leave him alone! |
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Pop the fucking trunk! |
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(grunting) |
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Jim! |
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(gunshot) |
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Oh, you fucked up! |
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Get your fucking knees |
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Get the fuck |
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Don't fucking move unless you |
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What's your problem, Flaco? |
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Motherfucker! |
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Fucking knees on the curb, man! |
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That's right! |
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Interlock your fingers |
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You deaf fuck! |
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Yo, Mike. |
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Yeah? |
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Do up their ride. |
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Freeze, bitch! |
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I'm going to take that big ass |
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hit it for a minute, you know? |
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Fuck off! |
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Now you got it. |
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Yo, relax, homie. |
00:25:02 |
You break Letty's heart, |
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Fuck! |
00:25:09 |
Hey, haina. |
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Whoo! |
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Fuck off! |
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What you got down here? |
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(whistles): |
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Liking that. |
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Damn! Those are |
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Lucky you got little bitch feet, |
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else I'd be stomping around |
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- Fuck you, puto. |
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- Yeah. Fuck you. |
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You fucking stay still! |
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Bitches! If you didn't have |
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ese, it wouldn't |
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Not fucking shit! |
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Hey, later, Patty! |
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I hope you're not |
00:25:51 |
you wanted me to blow in you. |
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Fuck you! |
00:25:54 |
Bye, Letty! |
00:26:03 |
Salud. |
00:26:04 |
Salud. |
00:26:10 |
Divvy up the bounty, dude. |
00:26:23 |
I know I got more than that. |
00:26:27 |
Yeah. Here we go. |
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Shit. |
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That's my pussy |
00:26:34 |
Homeboy uses extra large. |
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Man, that's it? |
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jack someone with a job. |
00:26:40 |
Well, fuck you. |
00:26:43 |
Check it out. |
00:26:45 |
Holy shit. |
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Whoo! It's a fucking |
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14, plus one in the chamber. |
00:27:00 |
It's a good fucking gun. |
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It's brand-new. |
00:27:06 |
It's a BB gun. |
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Yeah. Cool. |
00:27:10 |
Here you go, dog. |
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About time you got a cohete. |
00:27:13 |
No. I don't want it. |
00:27:14 |
Why the fuck not? I'll use it. |
00:27:16 |
That's a good reason. Sell it. |
00:27:18 |
How much you think |
00:27:21 |
Two bills, maybe three. |
00:27:23 |
We'll sell it |
00:27:25 |
You sure? |
00:27:26 |
It's cool, dude. |
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50-50. |
00:27:31 |
Good BB gun though. |
00:27:33 |
Shoot some birds and shit. |
00:27:36 |
Hey, put that shit away. |
00:27:38 |
Looks real as hell. |
00:27:40 |
Not a bad day's work. |
00:27:53 |
Get down to business though. |
00:27:56 |
I know you didn't get any. |
00:27:59 |
So pay up, motherfucker. |
00:28:05 |
Dick. |
00:28:09 |
Hello. This is a message |
00:28:13 |
This is Bob Luell |
00:28:18 |
We have reviewed your resumé, |
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and would like |
00:28:23 |
for later in the week. |
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Please call me at your |
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earliest convenience. |
00:28:27 |
Thank you. |
00:28:28 |
Huh? That's good. |
00:28:30 |
One more? This is fun. |
00:28:32 |
Sounded a little gay, |
00:28:36 |
No, no, no. No. |
00:28:37 |
I get too many callbacks, |
00:28:39 |
Sylvia's going |
00:28:41 |
Oh, Sylvia's going |
00:28:42 |
Not if she |
00:28:44 |
Oh, she won't. Here, sir. |
00:28:46 |
No, no, no, no, no. |
00:28:47 |
- Come on. |
00:28:49 |
I want to get home before the |
00:28:51 |
Come on, bro. One brew. |
00:28:54 |
All right, but hey, |
00:28:56 |
I got to look for a job |
00:28:58 |
Okay? I can't |
00:28:59 |
behind Sylvia's back |
00:29:00 |
to be looking |
00:29:01 |
Not cool. |
00:29:03 |
I got to find a job, too. |
00:29:07 |
(phone rings) |
00:29:10 |
Hello. |
00:29:14 |
Yes, sir. |
00:29:19 |
Yes, sir. That is correct. |
00:29:21 |
Six years. |
00:29:22 |
Honorably discharged. |
00:29:24 |
Yes, sir. |
00:29:26 |
I would love to. |
00:29:28 |
Believe me, I would |
00:29:33 |
Tomorrow |
00:29:34 |
is not a problem. |
00:29:37 |
Thank you, sir. |
00:29:40 |
Good-bye, sir. |
00:29:42 |
That was the man, huh? |
00:29:45 |
sir, sir." |
00:29:46 |
Yes! Fucking yes! Thank God! |
00:29:54 |
That was the man! |
00:29:56 |
The Federal man! |
00:29:59 |
Department of |
00:30:00 |
wants me to come in |
00:30:02 |
Oh, shit! |
00:30:05 |
Fucking A, my brother! |
00:30:06 |
That shit is righteous, |
00:30:08 |
It's on, homie! |
00:30:09 |
Wow, man. |
00:30:11 |
So what the fuck you |
00:30:12 |
I got to take a piss test. |
00:30:14 |
If I'm cool, |
00:30:19 |
Yeah! Oh! |
00:30:22 |
Shit, dude, |
00:30:25 |
Oh, shit! |
00:30:31 |
You fucked up, man. |
00:30:32 |
Oh, fuck. |
00:30:36 |
I fucked up. |
00:30:38 |
Oh, fuck. I fucked up. |
00:30:40 |
Fuck! Oh... |
00:30:43 |
You know, one dope |
00:30:46 |
And they will burn me |
00:30:48 |
with every law enforcement |
00:30:51 |
Shit! |
00:30:52 |
Wait, wait, wait, |
00:30:53 |
Look at me. Look at me. |
00:30:57 |
Hey, there's a way out |
00:30:59 |
- Right? Relax, dude. |
00:31:01 |
Yeah. I'm going to do |
00:31:04 |
It's cool. Fuck, yeah. |
00:31:05 |
I'll pass that shit. |
00:31:06 |
Hell, yeah. Yeah. |
00:31:08 |
Of course |
00:31:10 |
Later, loco. |
00:31:13 |
Don't fucking trip, dude. |
00:31:14 |
All right. |
00:31:15 |
(sighs): |
00:31:23 |
Eat. |
00:31:24 |
(knocking on door) |
00:31:26 |
Come in, dumb ass! |
00:31:32 |
What's up, dog? |
00:31:33 |
What up, dog... |
00:31:34 |
Hey, Jim. |
00:31:37 |
Sure. |
00:31:38 |
Want some eggs? |
00:31:40 |
Yes, ma'am. Please. |
00:31:42 |
I, uh, heard |
00:31:45 |
Sorry about that. |
00:31:47 |
I thought they |
00:31:49 |
Yea. Me, too. |
00:31:51 |
Well, maybe it |
00:31:54 |
You know, you being a cop. |
00:31:59 |
Tell her what's up, dude. |
00:32:01 |
Well, I applied |
00:32:02 |
to all the Federal |
00:32:05 |
You know, ATF, Border Patrol, |
00:32:07 |
ICE, Homeland Security, |
00:32:08 |
And Homeland Security's |
00:32:11 |
They want me to come in today |
00:32:13 |
Wow. That's great. |
00:32:16 |
Well, I got a urinalysis today. |
00:32:18 |
If I pass that, I'll be |
00:32:20 |
and then I could |
00:32:22 |
You haven't been |
00:32:24 |
Nah. Chilled on that shit |
00:32:28 |
Good. Well, thanks for driving |
00:32:30 |
- Yeah, sure. |
00:32:32 |
Three callbacks. |
00:32:34 |
Damn! Good! |
00:32:36 |
We dropped off |
00:32:39 |
Got more. |
00:32:41 |
- Yeah! |
00:32:42 |
Well, you have |
00:32:43 |
until something happens. |
00:32:45 |
Finding a job is a job, right? |
00:32:46 |
Lunch money. |
00:32:48 |
Thank you. |
00:32:49 |
And good |
00:32:50 |
Thank you. |
00:32:52 |
- Love you. |
00:32:54 |
Good luck. |
00:32:56 |
And, Jim, good luck |
00:32:58 |
I hope you studied. |
00:33:01 |
I'm going to |
00:33:05 |
Man, that's freaky. |
00:33:07 |
She was in |
00:33:09 |
Breakfast |
00:33:11 |
Yeah, dude. |
00:33:12 |
She heard the |
00:33:14 |
She got me a sixer. |
00:33:15 |
I slammed two last night. |
00:33:17 |
Out-fuckin'-standing! |
00:33:19 |
Now we know beer is just |
00:33:20 |
Yeah. |
00:33:22 |
Yeah. We talked shit out |
00:33:24 |
You know? Hey, all she wants |
00:33:28 |
I shouldn't be playing her |
00:33:32 |
Dude, you had a good job, |
00:33:34 |
with that, uh, with |
00:33:37 |
Had, dude. Had. |
00:33:38 |
All right? All that |
00:33:40 |
Want a cold one? |
00:33:42 |
You got any vinegar? |
00:33:43 |
Vinegar? What for? |
00:33:51 |
(exhales): |
00:33:53 |
(groans): |
00:33:55 |
Damn, dude! |
00:33:56 |
Ah...! |
00:33:57 |
(blabbers) |
00:33:58 |
- Man! |
00:34:00 |
What'd you do that for? |
00:34:02 |
- Shuts down the old kidneys. |
00:34:03 |
Come on, let's roll. |
00:34:13 |
Grab me that bag, dude. |
00:34:21 |
Little trick I learned |
00:34:27 |
Aw, that's sick, dude. |
00:34:29 |
You're gonna stick |
00:34:33 |
Quit looking, faggot. |
00:34:35 |
You wish. |
00:34:41 |
(quiet grunt) |
00:34:43 |
(loud groaning) |
00:34:44 |
(groans): |
00:34:46 |
(yells in pain) |
00:34:47 |
shit, dude. |
00:34:49 |
Oh, fuckin' shit... |
00:34:50 |
- (pained grunting) |
00:34:53 |
Aw, motherfucker! |
00:34:55 |
(gasps, groans) |
00:34:58 |
Whew! |
00:35:00 |
Ah... |
00:35:01 |
(inhales) |
00:35:04 |
(groans) |
00:35:06 |
That was... |
00:35:08 |
unpleasant. |
00:35:15 |
(quiet groan): |
00:35:17 |
(clears throat softly) |
00:35:19 |
Man, I want to get |
00:35:21 |
You know, my teeth are floating. |
00:35:24 |
(Jim groans) |
00:35:25 |
Oh... |
00:35:27 |
You get those |
00:35:30 |
I was a Ranger. |
00:35:32 |
Your mom still suck |
00:35:34 |
Gotcha! Shouldn't ignore people. |
00:35:36 |
Why don't you go |
00:35:38 |
Hey! |
00:35:39 |
Let's play nice, |
00:35:40 |
boys. |
00:35:42 |
I have everyone's "Consent to |
00:35:45 |
and dated, am I right? |
00:35:46 |
ALL: |
00:35:47 |
Good. I'm Agent Richards. |
00:35:49 |
Jackets off. |
00:35:51 |
I will now administer |
00:35:53 |
Homeland Security |
00:35:55 |
the whizz quiz. |
00:35:56 |
Roll up both sleeves |
00:36:00 |
Remove all gloves, rings, |
00:36:05 |
jewelry, Band-Aids |
00:36:09 |
I want to see nothing |
00:36:13 |
Wiggle your fingers. |
00:36:15 |
Let me see |
00:36:18 |
Beautifully done. |
00:36:20 |
Again, gentlemen, |
00:36:22 |
Detweiler, is it? |
00:36:23 |
You're with me. |
00:36:27 |
(blows sharply) |
00:36:35 |
(blows softly) |
00:36:37 |
(blows loudly) |
00:36:38 |
(whispers): |
00:36:40 |
(door opens, closes) |
00:36:45 |
RICHARDS: |
00:36:51 |
Name? |
00:36:52 |
Davis, Jim. |
00:36:54 |
Ah, the Ranger. |
00:36:56 |
Yes, sir. |
00:36:58 |
- You serve? |
00:37:00 |
- High speed. |
00:37:03 |
Think you can fill that, son? |
00:37:05 |
I could fill |
00:37:08 |
(laughs): You're full of piss |
00:37:11 |
Yes, sir. |
00:37:13 |
# # |
00:37:16 |
Hey, unload that shit before |
00:37:19 |
I don't want my head |
00:37:21 |
just when I'm getting |
00:37:25 |
Pop! What's it like |
00:37:26 |
to just straight-up |
00:37:28 |
What's it like? |
00:37:31 |
It's like nothing. |
00:37:34 |
You tell me. |
00:37:35 |
You were busting heads |
00:37:37 |
I can't talk about |
00:37:43 |
But I will tell you one |
00:37:46 |
pop, pop, move on, fuck 'em, |
00:37:49 |
you move the fuck on. |
00:37:51 |
You do not stop |
00:37:55 |
- It's not a big deal. |
00:37:57 |
then what you getting |
00:37:59 |
I'm not getting mad. |
00:38:00 |
I just hate stupid |
00:38:01 |
You think you killed |
00:38:03 |
- They weren't Commies, dumb ass. |
00:38:06 |
You know what they were... |
00:38:08 |
terrorists, the bad guys. |
00:38:10 |
Did you like it? |
00:38:14 |
Did you dig it? |
00:38:16 |
You bust a nut? |
00:38:19 |
Not fuckin' now, man. |
00:38:23 |
You're killing my buzz, dude. |
00:38:25 |
Aw, kick back, stress case. |
00:38:28 |
Are we on a mission to |
00:38:30 |
Hell, yeah. |
00:38:31 |
Let's sell this |
00:38:33 |
Got to get some scratch, |
00:38:35 |
Pop! Pop! Pop! |
00:38:38 |
(dog barking in distance) |
00:38:42 |
(loud music playing over stereo) |
00:38:46 |
# Don't lay your funky trip |
00:38:49 |
Yo, Darrel! |
00:38:51 |
- Yo, yo, yo, Darrel! |
00:38:54 |
- (loud music continues) |
00:38:55 |
Darrel! |
00:38:57 |
Come on, come on, come on, |
00:38:59 |
shine! |
00:39:01 |
(loud music continues) |
00:39:05 |
Y'all need to knock |
00:39:10 |
- (Mike chuckling) |
00:39:12 |
(both talking indistinctly) |
00:39:14 |
Come on in, motherfuckers. |
00:39:15 |
(mocking gibberish) |
00:39:17 |
Get your little |
00:39:19 |
Shit! |
00:39:20 |
# Brother, please! # |
00:39:21 |
Oh, man... |
00:39:23 |
y'all scared |
00:39:25 |
(chuckling) |
00:39:26 |
You motherfuckers |
00:39:29 |
I saw that city-lookin' |
00:39:31 |
I thought y'all was |
00:39:33 |
(chuckles quietly) |
00:39:35 |
I just got out of County. |
00:39:36 |
- $9,600. |
00:39:40 |
Yesterday. |
00:39:42 |
MIKE: Damn. What'd |
00:39:43 |
Some bullshit. |
00:39:44 |
I saw some wrong-ass shit |
00:39:46 |
up in there, dude. |
00:39:48 |
I ain't ever going back |
00:39:50 |
It scared you straight, huh? |
00:39:51 |
- Mm-hmm. |
00:39:54 |
(laughing) |
00:39:56 |
Hell, no. |
00:39:58 |
You over there tickling |
00:40:00 |
They-they put some jelly |
00:40:02 |
- You toss the salad? |
00:40:04 |
I kept my ass to the wall |
00:40:08 |
Shoot. |
00:40:09 |
I almost lost my job |
00:40:11 |
Fuckin' around in there. |
00:40:16 |
Oh, God... |
00:40:18 |
- You a cop? |
00:40:20 |
Rejected his ass. |
00:40:22 |
Fuck you. |
00:40:23 |
I'm getting |
00:40:25 |
(laughs): |
00:40:28 |
That's what I'm talking about! |
00:40:30 |
Ah, you hear that? |
00:40:32 |
This motherfucker |
00:40:35 |
Yeah. |
00:40:37 |
You been wanting that shit, too. |
00:40:39 |
It's my dream, dude. |
00:40:41 |
So, you gonna do |
00:40:43 |
or, you know, you gonna do |
00:40:46 |
I'm gonna get |
00:40:48 |
You know, I'll be flipping shit, |
00:40:50 |
- You know? |
00:40:53 |
This motherfucker |
00:40:57 |
Scary, huh? |
00:40:59 |
(Jim clears throat) |
00:41:00 |
Check this shit out. |
00:41:04 |
Oh, hello! |
00:41:05 |
(chuckles): |
00:41:07 |
This is sweet! |
00:41:08 |
We jacked some eses. |
00:41:11 |
- A BB gun? |
00:41:14 |
Goddamn! |
00:41:16 |
This is a nice little machine. |
00:41:19 |
Three bills, it's yours. |
00:41:21 |
I ain't got |
00:41:23 |
My lawyer cleaned me out. |
00:41:26 |
(sighs): |
00:41:27 |
I ain't got no ways |
00:41:32 |
I need this shit, too. |
00:41:35 |
Bring the heat |
00:41:37 |
trippin' around here. |
00:41:40 |
We need ends, dog. |
00:41:42 |
Who'll give us |
00:41:46 |
Hey, uh, I know a cat. |
00:41:48 |
Hangs out at, uh... La Licha |
00:41:50 |
on, uh, Santa Fe. |
00:41:51 |
Yeah, I know that place. |
00:41:53 |
Oh, man, he's old school, |
00:41:55 |
Veterano named Eddie. |
00:41:57 |
He there today? |
00:41:59 |
Oh, that's just like |
00:42:00 |
Mm. |
00:42:02 |
Yeah. Yeah, I'll hook you up. |
00:42:05 |
Cool, cool. |
00:42:06 |
Yo, uh... |
00:42:09 |
Y'all need to |
00:42:11 |
Can you do me a favor? |
00:42:13 |
Sure. |
00:42:14 |
You mind calling my pad |
00:42:16 |
and leaving a fake message |
00:42:18 |
so my old lady thinks I'm |
00:42:21 |
Instead you out |
00:42:24 |
(both laughing) |
00:42:25 |
Can you hook me up, |
00:42:26 |
or what, dog? Huh? |
00:42:28 |
Yeah? All right. |
00:42:30 |
Check this out. |
00:42:31 |
Uh, just call, right? |
00:42:34 |
And say you're from |
00:42:37 |
and that you want |
00:42:40 |
Man, y'all some devious |
00:42:43 |
(laughing) |
00:42:45 |
(mumbles) |
00:42:46 |
Hey, hey, make sure |
00:42:49 |
Nah, she's... |
00:42:51 |
I ain't trying to break up |
00:42:54 |
All right, it's ringing. |
00:42:56 |
- Be serious, dude. |
00:42:58 |
don't sound like a |
00:43:00 |
That's how he be sounding. |
00:43:01 |
(clears throat) |
00:43:02 |
Uh, Mr. Alonzo, |
00:43:05 |
I'm calling |
00:43:07 |
uh, to schedule an interview. |
00:43:09 |
Uh, please call me back |
00:43:12 |
15-15. |
00:43:15 |
Oh... |
00:43:17 |
damn, dog! |
00:43:18 |
That shit was |
00:43:20 |
Damn, they should give you |
00:43:23 |
That shit was cold, man. |
00:43:25 |
- Playing your woman like that. |
00:43:27 |
I did three yesterday... |
00:43:30 |
- Yeah. |
00:43:31 |
What's one call get you, |
00:43:33 |
of St. Ides? |
00:43:35 |
I'll be like this. Look. |
00:43:37 |
- (all laughing) |
00:43:39 |
You know you would! |
00:43:40 |
Bitch-ass motherfucker. |
00:43:43 |
(laughter continues) |
00:43:46 |
This is good |
00:43:47 |
I told you it was |
00:43:49 |
Hey, we got to bounce. |
00:43:50 |
Oh, no, no, no, no. |
00:43:52 |
No, no, y'all just |
00:43:54 |
Can't happen. |
00:43:56 |
- Come on. |
00:43:59 |
that we're gonna cruise through |
00:44:02 |
Okay? |
00:44:03 |
- Aw, yeah. |
00:44:05 |
I wish I had the money. |
00:44:07 |
That's a sweet-ass |
00:44:09 |
That shit'll keep |
00:44:11 |
Motherfuckers like y'all |
00:44:24 |
Hey, Jim. |
00:44:27 |
We should lose |
00:44:32 |
(music playing) |
00:44:54 |
Quien es? |
00:45:08 |
Hey, bring us, |
00:45:10 |
mi reina. |
00:45:13 |
Damn. |
00:45:15 |
(whistles appreciatively) |
00:45:17 |
Hey, dog, I don't |
00:45:20 |
Fuck 'em. |
00:45:21 |
I got my shit. |
00:45:23 |
They make a move, |
00:45:27 |
Which one of these fools |
00:45:31 |
Yeah. I don't know. |
00:45:33 |
They're all paisas here. |
00:45:38 |
Hey, why don't you ask |
00:45:53 |
Sientate, guapa. |
00:45:57 |
Mm. |
00:45:58 |
Habla Espanol? |
00:45:59 |
Si. |
00:46:00 |
Que bien. |
00:46:01 |
Sabas donde esta |
00:46:03 |
Eddy, te hablan. |
00:46:13 |
Que paso? |
00:46:15 |
Do I know you? |
00:46:17 |
My homeboy Darrell said |
00:46:19 |
Darrell? |
00:46:24 |
I'm Jim, homie. |
00:46:27 |
What's up, man? Mike, dog. |
00:46:30 |
All right. |
00:46:32 |
Need a cohete? |
00:46:35 |
Maybe. |
00:46:42 |
What kind? |
00:46:43 |
Ruger P-94, brand-new. |
00:46:45 |
Ruger, huh? |
00:46:46 |
How many mags? |
00:46:47 |
One high cap. |
00:46:52 |
Strictly Black Talons, homes. |
00:46:53 |
Homies be wearing |
00:46:55 |
know what |
00:46:57 |
Is it new? |
00:46:58 |
Yeah, it's brand-new. |
00:46:59 |
Where's it at? |
00:47:01 |
I can get it. |
00:47:05 |
How much? |
00:47:07 |
Three bills. |
00:47:09 |
I'll give you $250 |
00:47:10 |
If not, I'll give you $200. |
00:47:17 |
Cool. |
00:47:19 |
You got the feria, homie? |
00:47:23 |
I can get it. |
00:47:24 |
Orale. |
00:47:26 |
Let's kick back, |
00:47:28 |
before we handle business, eh? |
00:47:33 |
Hey, guero, you like her? |
00:47:35 |
I do need to get laid. |
00:47:37 |
There it is right |
00:47:39 |
Yo, give me that cohete. |
00:47:41 |
(women screaming) |
00:47:54 |
Mataste a un flor. |
00:48:06 |
Oh, shit! |
00:48:07 |
Open the fucking door! |
00:48:11 |
(engine starts) |
00:48:18 |
MIKE: |
00:48:19 |
(laughing) |
00:48:21 |
You think he's gonna |
00:48:22 |
Sure. Got his carotid. |
00:48:24 |
Fucker was garden-hosing. |
00:48:26 |
He'll bleed out. |
00:48:27 |
Oh, shit, dude, |
00:48:28 |
I've seen dudes get shot, man, |
00:48:31 |
no motherfucking shit |
00:48:32 |
Fucked his shit up, you know? |
00:48:34 |
Quick as shit, too. |
00:48:37 |
Turned that vato into |
00:48:39 |
Why the fuck |
00:48:41 |
That shit could have been |
00:48:43 |
Money, drugs, bitches, |
00:48:45 |
That homie, straight-up pimp. |
00:48:46 |
You know, maybe he turned out |
00:48:48 |
Looney tunes and shit, |
00:48:49 |
glass all stuck |
00:48:51 |
Did you see all that fuckin' |
00:48:52 |
Yeah, man, the human body's |
00:48:55 |
Damn! |
00:48:58 |
I coulda boned Gracie. |
00:49:01 |
She had that proper thickness. |
00:49:04 |
Look at me, dog. |
00:49:05 |
Look at me. |
00:49:07 |
I'm fuckin' traumatized |
00:49:10 |
Yo, homie, that shit |
00:49:13 |
Oh, man, |
00:49:16 |
Trashcanistan. |
00:49:18 |
My battle buddy, he got his legs |
00:49:22 |
by a booby-trapped motorcycle. |
00:49:24 |
Medic saved his ass |
00:49:27 |
He didn't want to, but he did. |
00:49:31 |
I got to face my woman. |
00:49:33 |
How in the fuck am I supposed |
00:49:35 |
Man, you'll do it, player. |
00:49:39 |
(siren wails in distance) |
00:49:46 |
Hey, baby girl, |
00:49:47 |
Yeah. Where have you been? |
00:49:49 |
Oh, Jim's pad. |
00:49:50 |
You been drinking? |
00:49:52 |
Oh, you know, |
00:49:53 |
A few? |
00:49:55 |
You look wasted. |
00:49:58 |
(gasps) |
00:49:59 |
Don't trip, girl. |
00:50:00 |
I've been working |
00:50:02 |
I've been looking |
00:50:06 |
I wish I could hang out and |
00:50:09 |
You know what? |
00:50:11 |
When I'm working, |
00:50:13 |
I'll fix this place up, |
00:50:15 |
get you nice clothes |
00:50:17 |
Mike, Mike, Mike. |
00:50:18 |
It doesn't have anything |
00:50:20 |
Come here. |
00:50:22 |
Sit down. I want |
00:50:25 |
Hey, it's not |
00:50:27 |
It's about you and me |
00:50:30 |
Right. |
00:50:31 |
Hey, I know that you |
00:50:34 |
and I'm gonna always |
00:50:35 |
- owe you for that. |
00:50:36 |
Now everything's flipped |
00:50:38 |
and I feel like I'm doing |
00:50:39 |
You know, sometimes |
00:50:43 |
I mean, you sneak |
00:50:45 |
Oh-ho! |
00:50:46 |
Look... Wow, dude. |
00:50:50 |
I'm sorry. |
00:50:52 |
Be cool, baby girl, |
00:50:53 |
I'm on a mission |
00:50:54 |
I applied at this commercial |
00:50:57 |
and this black guy, |
00:50:59 |
and he's fuckin' hella cool, |
00:51:01 |
you know? We're talkin' |
00:51:02 |
You know? We're just kickin' it |
00:51:05 |
Did you, did you |
00:51:09 |
Four messages. |
00:51:12 |
DARRELL: |
00:51:13 |
from Sunhouse Properties |
00:51:16 |
Honey, this is great! |
00:51:18 |
Mm, mm... |
00:51:21 |
You better call him |
00:51:23 |
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. |
00:51:25 |
MIKE: |
00:51:28 |
Damn, they should give you |
00:51:31 |
(machine beeps) |
00:51:42 |
You just stood there |
00:51:44 |
and you fed me a line of |
00:51:48 |
You should be |
00:51:51 |
How could you just do that? |
00:51:54 |
How could you look me in the eye |
00:51:58 |
I'm sorry. |
00:51:59 |
I'd rather you hit me. |
00:52:03 |
I'm your clown. |
00:52:05 |
I'm your fucking clown. |
00:52:06 |
And you and Jim |
00:52:10 |
No, it's not... |
00:52:12 |
No, no, no, you are so utterly, |
00:52:20 |
Why don't you just go play |
00:52:22 |
Go cook up more lies. |
00:52:24 |
You know, I bet |
00:52:26 |
Dude, how could you say |
00:52:29 |
I'm not fuckin' |
00:52:30 |
Yeah, right, right. |
00:52:32 |
I'm not fuckin' |
00:52:34 |
Right now your word |
00:52:36 |
Maybe you should go. |
00:52:38 |
Just fuckin' go. |
00:52:42 |
Just fuckin'... just go, right? |
00:52:46 |
Fuck it. |
00:52:48 |
Please, go. Go! |
00:52:49 |
Fuck it then! |
00:52:51 |
Then go, Mike! |
00:52:53 |
I'm serious! |
00:52:54 |
except I won't fuckin' |
00:52:55 |
You want me to fuckin' go?! |
00:52:56 |
Fuckin' go, Mike! |
00:52:57 |
I'll fuckin' go then! |
00:52:59 |
I'll fuckin' go! |
00:53:00 |
Get the fuck outta here! |
00:53:03 |
(phone rings) |
00:53:09 |
Hello? |
00:53:12 |
Speaking. |
00:53:16 |
Of course, sir. Absolutely. |
00:53:20 |
Thank you very much, |
00:53:23 |
Thank you, sir. |
00:53:30 |
Who was that? |
00:53:31 |
That was the feds, |
00:53:33 |
I've been informed that I passed |
00:53:36 |
and they would like me |
00:53:39 |
to start formal testing. |
00:53:42 |
Fuck yeah, dude. |
00:53:44 |
I'll be there all day, |
00:53:45 |
so take my ride, |
00:53:48 |
Let's go. |
00:53:49 |
Oh, shit! |
00:53:50 |
Come on. Get your |
00:53:54 |
(groans) |
00:53:58 |
I had some twisted-ass dreams |
00:54:02 |
I slept like a baby. |
00:54:04 |
I heard screaming. |
00:54:07 |
What kind of tests? |
00:00:03 |
Geez, you're |
00:00:07 |
Don't answer that shit |
00:00:08 |
Hell no. |
00:00:11 |
They use the Minnesota |
00:00:14 |
It's like 600 questions, |
00:00:18 |
to detect deception. |
00:00:20 |
They ask the same shit |
00:00:22 |
six different ways. |
00:00:24 |
You'll ace it. |
00:00:26 |
Dude, I'm gonna pull it off. |
00:00:29 |
All I needed was a shot. |
00:00:33 |
Gotta play the system. |
00:00:35 |
Like a piano. |
00:00:47 |
You done |
00:00:49 |
Yes, sir. |
00:00:50 |
Let's grab some coffee |
00:00:53 |
Bring that with you. |
00:00:56 |
(whispers): |
00:01:01 |
We reviewed |
00:01:03 |
Since they ran your background, |
00:01:06 |
we're going with |
00:01:08 |
- Navy sucks. |
00:01:09 |
Took a little work to |
00:01:11 |
from their people. |
00:01:13 |
They don't much like us poaching |
00:01:15 |
Move it, dirt bag. |
00:01:18 |
Why'd they drop me? |
00:01:20 |
Someone here make a call? |
00:01:22 |
Nope. |
00:01:24 |
They dropped you |
00:01:27 |
You blew |
00:01:29 |
We're all a little |
00:01:31 |
You'd rather be with us, |
00:01:34 |
Absolutely, sir. |
00:01:36 |
Good answer. |
00:01:38 |
Have a seat. |
00:01:41 |
Said you were bilingual |
00:01:43 |
They want to test your Spanish. |
00:01:45 |
We can get that going |
00:01:47 |
Yes. Sure. |
00:01:49 |
Who's "they"? |
00:01:50 |
Your fans upstairs. |
00:01:52 |
Fans upstairs? Who? |
00:01:54 |
This is some shit |
00:01:56 |
but some very important people |
00:02:04 |
RECEPTIONIST: |
00:02:06 |
How may I direct your call? |
00:02:08 |
(distant phone ringing) |
00:02:09 |
Please hold. |
00:02:10 |
Okay, Mike... |
00:02:13 |
Alonzo? |
00:02:15 |
Oh, shit. Joe?! |
00:02:16 |
Damn...! |
00:02:18 |
- Mikey, look at you. |
00:02:20 |
Mikey, man, check you out. |
00:02:22 |
What the fuck you doing here? |
00:02:23 |
Fucking grew up. I work here. |
00:02:24 |
- Get out of here. |
00:02:26 |
Dude, you got to come on up. |
00:02:28 |
Yeah, I'll show you |
00:02:29 |
Fuck, you're gonna trip, man, |
00:02:30 |
I can see the ocean |
00:02:32 |
Check you out, fucking |
00:02:34 |
You're wearing a suit now. |
00:02:36 |
- Got your hair cut. |
00:02:38 |
Yeah. Tag no more, huh? |
00:02:39 |
No, man. |
00:02:40 |
Dude, what's up with |
00:02:42 |
Oh, man, he's in Iraq. |
00:02:44 |
Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. |
00:02:46 |
(muttering): |
00:02:50 |
Bye, sweetie. |
00:02:55 |
Thank you, sir. |
00:02:57 |
I've been taking piss all day. |
00:02:58 |
Dude! |
00:02:59 |
What? |
00:03:00 |
You're not going to |
00:03:01 |
- fucking believe this. |
00:03:02 |
- I had an interview today. |
00:03:05 |
- Remember Crazy Joe? |
00:03:06 |
Dude stomped that guy's |
00:03:08 |
for grabbing his chick's ass. |
00:03:10 |
Homeboy got his shit |
00:03:11 |
Went to UCLA. |
00:03:13 |
Works at this office |
00:03:15 |
I got the hookup, dog. |
00:03:16 |
- 12 an hour. |
00:03:18 |
- That's a lot of lettuce. |
00:03:20 |
And in three months, |
00:03:22 |
Damn! Benefits? |
00:03:23 |
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
00:03:25 |
Yeah! |
00:03:26 |
It's not for sure yet, |
00:03:27 |
I still got to |
00:03:29 |
But he says I'm straight. |
00:03:31 |
It's all good, you know. |
00:03:32 |
You're in. |
00:03:34 |
I'm in. |
00:03:36 |
Yeah... |
00:03:37 |
They want my ass, man. |
00:03:39 |
for a polygraph test. |
00:03:40 |
If I pass that, they'll |
00:03:42 |
Oh...! Damn! |
00:03:45 |
What's up, lawman? |
00:03:46 |
Whoo-hoo! |
00:03:47 |
How you gonna pass |
00:03:49 |
- you lying motherfucker? |
00:03:51 |
After every question, |
00:03:53 |
like you're taking |
00:03:55 |
- It throws the machine off. Ooh! |
00:03:57 |
You're gonna shit your |
00:03:59 |
Fuck, I think I just did. |
00:04:00 |
All right, Jim, |
00:04:02 |
I'm going to ask you |
00:04:04 |
before we get |
00:04:06 |
They can be answered |
00:04:08 |
Just relax and |
00:04:12 |
(mouse clicks) |
00:04:13 |
Are you ready? |
00:04:14 |
Yes, sir. |
00:04:15 |
You can just answer |
00:04:18 |
(mouse clicks) |
00:04:20 |
"Is your name |
00:04:23 |
Yes. |
00:04:24 |
"Do you live in Los Angeles?" |
00:04:27 |
Yes. |
00:04:30 |
"Are you 26 years old?" |
00:04:32 |
Yes. |
00:04:35 |
"Are you married?" |
00:04:37 |
No. |
00:04:40 |
(mouse clicks) |
00:04:42 |
"Are you wearing shoes?" |
00:04:44 |
Yes. |
00:04:47 |
"Have you ever smoked |
00:04:50 |
Yes. |
00:04:55 |
"Aside from the occasion you |
00:04:58 |
No. |
00:05:03 |
Jim, knock it off. |
00:05:07 |
What, sir? |
00:05:09 |
Son, I've been doing |
00:05:11 |
since you were swimming |
00:05:14 |
So I know all the tricks. |
00:05:17 |
You've either got a tack |
00:05:18 |
or you're clinching |
00:05:20 |
I've got spikes |
00:05:23 |
If you do it again, |
00:05:26 |
I'm going to void this test |
00:05:29 |
and report that you |
00:05:31 |
Do you understand? |
00:05:32 |
Yes, sir. |
00:05:37 |
Walk with me. |
00:05:41 |
We've got a problem, Jim. |
00:05:42 |
With what? |
00:05:43 |
With your candor. |
00:05:45 |
(knocking on door) |
00:05:46 |
Come in. |
00:05:48 |
He's here, sir. |
00:05:49 |
Bring him in. |
00:05:53 |
Jim, this is Mr. Hollenbeck, |
00:05:55 |
Pleased to meet you, sir. |
00:05:56 |
Have a seat. |
00:05:58 |
Mr. Gillespie. |
00:05:59 |
Pleased to meet you, sir. |
00:06:04 |
Jim, uh... |
00:06:06 |
you're an exemplary candidate |
00:06:08 |
with valuable |
00:06:10 |
You've cleared the psych |
00:06:14 |
Your credit's good, |
00:06:17 |
you've got the Spanish. |
00:06:18 |
You clearance is still valid. |
00:06:19 |
Everybody we talked to |
00:06:21 |
had only great things |
00:06:24 |
And then you scored a |
00:06:26 |
That's indicative |
00:06:30 |
We were wondering why |
00:06:32 |
until we got the results |
00:06:35 |
We detected THC metabolites |
00:06:40 |
Levels were just below |
00:06:43 |
but there was a presence. |
00:06:46 |
Do you have a drug |
00:06:48 |
I don't have a |
00:06:51 |
I made a very |
00:06:54 |
Would you care to tell us |
00:06:55 |
of your stupid mistake? |
00:06:56 |
I was at a party... |
00:06:59 |
and someone offered me a joint. |
00:07:02 |
I was pretty angry |
00:07:05 |
the LAPD, so I was feeling |
00:07:12 |
...I inhaled. |
00:07:15 |
Someone considering a career |
00:07:18 |
would be well advised |
00:07:19 |
a little more discipline. |
00:07:21 |
Yes, sir. |
00:07:24 |
I'm on the fence, Doug. |
00:07:27 |
It's your call. |
00:07:29 |
Mr. Davis, I'm in charge |
00:07:31 |
Yes, sir? |
00:07:33 |
Had a nice chat with your |
00:07:40 |
(speaks Korean) |
00:07:43 |
(speaks Korean) |
00:07:45 |
Good. |
00:07:46 |
Recognize these guys? |
00:07:51 |
Huh? |
00:07:53 |
they're your buddies. |
00:07:54 |
Your old Hajji buddies. |
00:07:56 |
You should work in a deli |
00:07:58 |
RICHARDS: |
00:07:59 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
00:08:01 |
Did I ruin your lunch? |
00:08:03 |
You went through |
00:08:05 |
like butter. |
00:08:07 |
I took my objective |
00:08:09 |
and did what was necessary |
00:08:10 |
to obtain information |
00:08:13 |
that saved |
00:08:15 |
Whacked them all, |
00:08:17 |
My C.O. Told me not to leave |
00:08:20 |
- I do what I'm told. |
00:08:21 |
You were getting paid |
00:08:25 |
You know we're beefing up |
00:08:27 |
in Latin America. |
00:08:30 |
Yes, sir. |
00:08:31 |
I had heard some things |
00:08:33 |
I want you on my team. |
00:08:35 |
I need someone who |
00:08:37 |
on my task force |
00:08:39 |
Sir... |
00:08:41 |
I listed Los Angeles and |
00:08:44 |
No slots in southern California? |
00:08:46 |
No, Jim. |
00:08:47 |
I got Colombia. |
00:08:48 |
That's what |
00:08:50 |
If it's not |
00:08:52 |
thank you for your time. |
00:08:53 |
You can hit the door. |
00:08:57 |
What exactly would I be doing? |
00:09:00 |
Running and gunning |
00:09:03 |
Mr. Davis, |
00:09:05 |
You'll be riding shotgun |
00:09:07 |
as interpreter-advisor |
00:09:09 |
You'll be in some |
00:09:11 |
How hot? |
00:09:13 |
We talking trigger time? |
00:09:14 |
Sure, if you want. |
00:09:16 |
Well, who exactly |
00:09:19 |
The U.S. Government, Jim. |
00:09:21 |
I want you in Glynco, |
00:09:24 |
You make it through |
00:09:26 |
you'll be working Colombia's |
00:09:29 |
It's just that... |
00:09:31 |
I'm supposed to get |
00:09:34 |
Maybe now is not the time |
00:09:36 |
We've been together a long time. |
00:09:38 |
I'm serious about marrying her. |
00:09:40 |
Foreign bride could jeopardize |
00:09:45 |
Jim, don't shack up |
00:09:50 |
Colombian broads are |
00:09:53 |
You get a per diem |
00:09:55 |
You'll live like |
00:09:58 |
Yes, sir, I understand. |
00:09:59 |
You take some time, |
00:10:00 |
think about what |
00:10:01 |
This is a serious |
00:10:06 |
I want the opportunity, sir. |
00:10:10 |
I want on board. |
00:10:17 |
Welcome aboard. |
00:10:18 |
I'm taking a big |
00:10:20 |
Thank you, sir. |
00:10:21 |
This is the career |
00:10:23 |
These are your orders, |
00:10:24 |
orientation material |
00:10:25 |
Report to FLETC before the end |
00:10:29 |
Thank you, sir. |
00:10:32 |
God. |
00:10:51 |
Sorry, dog. |
00:10:59 |
I got the job. |
00:11:02 |
Oh, shit. |
00:11:04 |
Yeah? |
00:11:07 |
Me, too. |
00:11:11 |
- When do you start? |
00:11:13 |
When do you start? |
00:11:15 |
Wednesday. |
00:11:16 |
Big Jim, back on |
00:11:19 |
Got the W-2 |
00:11:22 |
and the employee handbook |
00:11:25 |
I will be back in the |
00:11:29 |
Good. |
00:11:32 |
Hey, we got to celebrate |
00:11:35 |
Salud. |
00:11:40 |
Oh, shit. |
00:11:46 |
Fuzz. |
00:11:47 |
They're on my ass, dog. |
00:11:49 |
And my license is suspended. |
00:11:52 |
Yeah, maybe he's |
00:11:54 |
(siren honks) |
00:11:56 |
Shit. Fucking shit, man. |
00:11:58 |
He's pointing right at me. |
00:12:00 |
And we got the open beers. |
00:12:03 |
Fuck the beers, the guns. |
00:12:05 |
Shoot the fucker. |
00:12:07 |
Car's in my name. We're fucked. |
00:12:09 |
(siren blaring) |
00:12:12 |
Shit. Right when shit |
00:12:16 |
I'm going to jail. |
00:12:17 |
Damn it, I'm going to jail. |
00:12:21 |
I can dump these guys. |
00:12:23 |
Rip the video |
00:12:31 |
Let's see them hands. |
00:12:32 |
Let's see your hands |
00:12:33 |
on the fucking dash! |
00:12:35 |
Grab the sky or I'll blow |
00:12:38 |
Blink and die, scumbags. |
00:12:45 |
Oh. |
00:12:46 |
Look who it is, dude. |
00:12:48 |
It's all right, |
00:12:50 |
You fucking asshole. |
00:12:52 |
You're such a prick. |
00:12:54 |
What's up, homie? |
00:12:57 |
- What's up, fool? |
00:13:00 |
I almost shot you, jerk. |
00:13:02 |
That shit wasn't fucking |
00:13:04 |
Yeah, it was hilarious. |
00:13:05 |
You guys getting |
00:13:08 |
Of course, dog, it's Friday. |
00:13:11 |
Well, Boot, |
00:13:13 |
Fuck no. |
00:13:16 |
Fuck the LAPD. |
00:13:17 |
It's local small-time bullshit. |
00:13:19 |
I'm going with the feds. |
00:13:21 |
How'd you get that hook-up, dog? |
00:13:22 |
You know, me, got my |
00:13:24 |
Going to FLETC on Wednesday. |
00:13:25 |
Hey, see you can |
00:13:27 |
Yeah, I'll look into that. |
00:13:28 |
How's Sylvia? |
00:13:30 |
None of your concern, |
00:13:32 |
Say hi to her for me, no? |
00:13:35 |
No. |
00:13:36 |
This vato's all protective |
00:13:40 |
Check this out. |
00:13:43 |
Nice, huh? |
00:13:45 |
It's a nine? |
00:13:47 |
Sorry, dog, I got |
00:13:49 |
Come on, dude, |
00:13:51 |
Talk to Toussaint. |
00:13:53 |
Toussaint, he's... |
00:13:55 |
He's back. |
00:14:00 |
Page me tonight, bro. |
00:14:02 |
We'll hit the clubs and |
00:14:06 |
Later. |
00:14:09 |
I'm on the City's time. |
00:14:10 |
You guys be cool. |
00:14:13 |
Okay? |
00:14:19 |
That fuck... |
00:14:21 |
Yeah, me, too. |
00:14:22 |
He's a dick. |
00:14:23 |
Want to party with him? |
00:14:28 |
(hip-hop music playing) |
00:14:30 |
See if this motherfucker's |
00:14:39 |
Toussaint? Toussaint?! |
00:14:44 |
Yo, Toussaint? |
00:14:45 |
Yeah, come on, man. |
00:14:46 |
Can't go far in that |
00:14:50 |
Goddamnit, |
00:14:52 |
Chill out. |
00:14:54 |
(laughing) |
00:14:56 |
Washing that dirty ass. |
00:15:01 |
Damn it. |
00:15:03 |
Group love. Group... Come on. |
00:15:06 |
Group love, boys. |
00:15:07 |
Welcome back, hometown. |
00:15:11 |
Hey, I missed you |
00:15:14 |
Leo told us |
00:15:16 |
Thanks for calling |
00:15:23 |
You a cop? |
00:15:26 |
Uh-uh. Going federal. |
00:15:28 |
(whistles) |
00:15:29 |
Man, craziest head I know |
00:15:32 |
is going |
00:15:33 |
to be a fed. |
00:15:34 |
Yes, sir! Sir. |
00:15:37 |
Still sponging off your woman? |
00:15:39 |
Fuck you, dog. I got a job. |
00:15:41 |
This motherfucker. |
00:15:42 |
Look, dude. |
00:15:46 |
This is bad. |
00:15:48 |
It's yours for three |
00:15:51 |
Fuck yeah, I want it. |
00:15:55 |
What's up? |
00:15:59 |
Huh? |
00:16:00 |
What the fuck you |
00:16:03 |
Hey. Huh? |
00:16:04 |
Bam, bam, bam. |
00:16:07 |
Motherfucker, |
00:16:10 |
What the fuck |
00:16:12 |
Whoo-ooh! |
00:16:14 |
Whoa, whoa. |
00:16:15 |
Your kneecap and shit. |
00:16:17 |
Step up and get blasted. |
00:16:21 |
Shit, man, what |
00:16:25 |
Hey, kick back, gunslinger. |
00:16:27 |
It's loaded. |
00:16:28 |
That shit goes through walls. |
00:16:30 |
You pop the neighbor's |
00:16:31 |
(cocks gun, bullets clinking) |
00:16:32 |
Uh-oh. |
00:16:33 |
Ooh. |
00:16:36 |
Fuck, dude. |
00:16:38 |
Whoa, I'm straight, bro. |
00:16:42 |
Yo, guys, we got |
00:16:46 |
Go clubbin' or something. |
00:16:48 |
I got a better idea. |
00:16:49 |
What? |
00:16:50 |
Here, sir. |
00:16:53 |
Let's go to Mexico. |
00:16:55 |
Mexico?! |
00:16:57 |
- Yeah. |
00:17:01 |
(all talking) |
00:17:03 |
Only fags like that... |
00:17:04 |
Because you're a little faggot. |
00:17:06 |
I don't get it, |
00:17:08 |
Right, right. |
00:17:09 |
Dude, yo, dude, stay back boy, |
00:17:12 |
Motherfucker's got to ask |
00:17:15 |
Fuck you, all right? |
00:17:18 |
Let me tell |
00:17:20 |
I am a grown motherfucking man, |
00:17:22 |
I'm going to tell her |
00:17:23 |
make up, grab my shit |
00:17:26 |
REPORTER: |
00:17:28 |
For many passengers |
00:17:31 |
the waiting has become |
00:17:33 |
It's hit or miss, |
00:17:34 |
Excuse me, you're not |
00:17:37 |
I'm made out of me. |
00:17:38 |
You're drunk. |
00:17:41 |
I'm celebrating, baby. |
00:17:42 |
What, another wasted day? |
00:17:46 |
Here. |
00:17:47 |
...security since 9-11, |
00:17:50 |
...and still a recent study shows |
00:17:53 |
is the third longest |
00:17:58 |
This is a good company. |
00:18:00 |
They make all |
00:18:02 |
How much? |
00:18:03 |
$12 an hour. |
00:18:04 |
Plus their MIS guy |
00:18:05 |
is leaving in three months. |
00:18:06 |
I'm going to update |
00:18:08 |
and take his job over. |
00:18:09 |
Then I'll make bank. |
00:18:14 |
Such an asshole. |
00:18:16 |
What? Why? |
00:18:18 |
This is a great job, |
00:18:20 |
and it's a great opportunity |
00:18:23 |
I know. |
00:18:24 |
It's so... it's so Mike, |
00:18:28 |
You can't just go out |
00:18:30 |
You gotta... you gotta get a... |
00:18:31 |
A dream job? |
00:18:32 |
Yeah, a dream job. |
00:18:34 |
Well, why shouldn't your |
00:18:37 |
...the ambitious plans |
00:18:39 |
on the County Board |
00:18:47 |
(chuckles) |
00:18:49 |
Come here, I have a job for you. |
00:18:56 |
# Da-da-da-da, doo-rup # |
00:19:00 |
# Da-da-da-da. |
00:19:03 |
What the fuck |
00:19:05 |
I knew this |
00:19:07 |
She hates my ass. |
00:19:08 |
She's not going |
00:19:10 |
Go knock. |
00:19:14 |
Dude, go knock. |
00:19:16 |
Bro, drag his fucking |
00:19:24 |
(chuckles) |
00:19:28 |
Yo, Miguel. |
00:19:32 |
Hey. |
00:19:34 |
Mike, hurry up. |
00:19:37 |
(door opening) |
00:19:39 |
Hey. |
00:19:40 |
Yo, what the fuck |
00:19:42 |
Come on, dude. |
00:19:44 |
Dog, I'm tearin' |
00:19:46 |
I'm hittin' it, bro. |
00:19:48 |
You guys just go ahead, man. |
00:19:51 |
What? |
00:19:52 |
I'm just gonna kick it here |
00:19:55 |
You said you'd go, man. |
00:19:58 |
Your woman's in your head. |
00:19:59 |
That's wrong. |
00:20:00 |
She's got your nuts, bro. |
00:20:02 |
Dog, dog... |
00:20:03 |
Sylvia's all happy 'cause I |
00:20:06 |
She wants us to |
00:20:08 |
Man, that girl put |
00:20:12 |
This is our last |
00:20:14 |
- You're like my brother. |
00:20:17 |
You're all I got. |
00:20:19 |
I ain't no fucking do... |
00:20:20 |
How are you, baby? |
00:20:22 |
Hey, Sylvia, he's |
00:20:24 |
No, he isn't, Jim. |
00:20:28 |
I'm joining the feds. I'm gone, |
00:20:32 |
The least |
00:20:33 |
is let my best friend |
00:20:35 |
see me off. |
00:20:36 |
Baby, it's not safe. |
00:20:37 |
All you're going |
00:20:39 |
Aw, fuck, man. |
00:20:41 |
Mike, come on. |
00:20:43 |
Come on, fuck, man! |
00:20:44 |
Come on, |
00:20:46 |
You promised, man. |
00:20:48 |
Yo... I promised, |
00:20:53 |
Mike, you're not |
00:20:55 |
What? |
00:20:57 |
You're not going. |
00:20:58 |
I'm not your fucking |
00:21:01 |
All right, you know what, |
00:21:04 |
But I'm not going to be |
00:21:06 |
That's fucked up. |
00:21:07 |
Why you got to lay |
00:21:09 |
Because I don't want him |
00:21:11 |
You're fucking nuts. |
00:21:13 |
You're crazy |
00:21:16 |
and my biggest nightmare |
00:21:18 |
You're the last person |
00:21:19 |
Yeah? |
00:21:20 |
That's not bullshit, |
00:21:21 |
Fuck this! |
00:21:23 |
Whoa, wait. |
00:21:24 |
Whatever, man. |
00:21:25 |
Fuckin' thanks, homie! |
00:21:28 |
Yeah, laters. |
00:21:29 |
Bye. |
00:21:31 |
Yo, yo. |
00:21:33 |
I'm going. |
00:21:35 |
I gotta go. |
00:21:36 |
Get the fuck out |
00:21:39 |
Go! |
00:21:40 |
Fuck this shit, man. |
00:21:42 |
Good night, Sylvia. |
00:21:43 |
Kiss my ass, Jim. |
00:21:44 |
Oh, any time, sellout. |
00:21:46 |
Oh, you going to be happy |
00:21:58 |
Hey, Toussaint. |
00:21:59 |
I heard the battle, man. |
00:22:01 |
Yo, your lady didn't |
00:22:03 |
No, but I'm going. |
00:22:05 |
- Hell, yeah. |
00:22:06 |
- I'm a motherfucking man. |
00:22:08 |
Shit. I walk |
00:22:10 |
- Damn right. |
00:22:12 |
You know, we're men, right? |
00:22:13 |
- We're men, right? |
00:22:14 |
That's what we do, right? |
00:22:16 |
Amen. And don't worry... |
00:22:17 |
home girl will be right there |
00:22:20 |
You're right. You're right. |
00:22:21 |
She wouldn't play |
00:22:22 |
Shit, I got a fucking job |
00:22:23 |
You did. |
00:22:24 |
Plus you're my homie, dog. |
00:22:26 |
You're going to go fucking |
00:22:28 |
- and this is it. |
00:22:29 |
Yo, we're all dogs. |
00:22:30 |
I got you guys |
00:22:32 |
No doubt, |
00:22:33 |
It's just going to be |
00:22:35 |
I got a job, |
00:22:36 |
Shit, I got some bud. |
00:22:38 |
- We got some smokes. |
00:22:39 |
- motherfucking money. |
00:22:41 |
Let's get our heads together |
00:22:44 |
in a timely manner. |
00:22:45 |
Let's get deployed, people. |
00:22:48 |
(all yelling) |
00:22:49 |
(Native American war chant) |
00:23:03 |
# # |
00:23:13 |
Wake up, wake up, wake up. |
00:23:15 |
Rise and fucking shine. |
00:23:16 |
Come on, ladies. |
00:23:19 |
Chow's getting cold. |
00:23:20 |
MIKE: Oh, what the fuck, Jim? |
00:23:39 |
Dude, where are we? |
00:23:40 |
Family, man. |
00:23:43 |
Damn! |
00:23:45 |
Hey, hey, hey, hey. |
00:23:46 |
It's a home, all right? |
00:23:48 |
Respect, bro. |
00:23:51 |
Straighten up, fellas. |
00:23:56 |
My old lady, Marta. |
00:23:58 |
Hola. |
00:23:59 |
Mike. |
00:24:00 |
Hola, Mike. |
00:24:02 |
Hola. Hola. Hola. |
00:24:03 |
Hola. Marisa. |
00:24:05 |
Buenos dias. Mi mama. |
00:24:06 |
Mucho gusto. Marta's mom. |
00:24:07 |
Buenos dias. |
00:24:09 |
Vicki. |
00:24:10 |
La prima, esa es mi prima. |
00:24:12 |
Mucho gusto. |
00:24:13 |
Mucho gusto. Mike. Vicki. |
00:24:14 |
Toussaint. |
00:24:16 |
Vicki. |
00:24:17 |
Okay. |
00:24:19 |
Hey, grab yourselves a rock. |
00:24:20 |
Sí, por favor, sientense. |
00:24:23 |
(dog barks in distance) |
00:24:25 |
MARTA: |
00:24:26 |
¿ Café, quieren café? |
00:24:27 |
Sí, café, por favor. |
00:24:29 |
Tranquila, baby. |
00:24:33 |
(laughs) |
00:24:34 |
¡Mama! |
00:24:36 |
Yeah, w-what's |
00:24:38 |
Oh, they... they |
00:24:40 |
Oh, sweet. |
00:24:43 |
Aquí tienes. Gracias. |
00:24:45 |
- Caliente. |
00:24:51 |
Dude... |
00:24:53 |
Marta's fine as fuck, bro. |
00:24:54 |
Hey, hey, hey... |
00:24:55 |
I'm just saying, dude. |
00:24:57 |
If you don't, |
00:25:00 |
¿ Que dice? |
00:25:02 |
Oh... |
00:25:05 |
- Oh, that shit's good, man. |
00:25:07 |
No shit, you know they got that |
00:25:10 |
That's what I want. |
00:25:13 |
You know where some fields |
00:25:15 |
Yeah, that's not... I want to |
00:25:17 |
You know, and then maybe |
00:25:19 |
they'll let us go out |
00:25:21 |
You know, pick some of |
00:25:23 |
# # |
00:25:32 |
(sighs) |
00:25:34 |
Shit. |
00:25:35 |
(cawing) |
00:25:40 |
MIKE: |
00:25:45 |
(chuckles) |
00:25:46 |
This is nice. |
00:25:48 |
This is beautiful, man. |
00:25:50 |
Dog, you see this? |
00:25:52 |
Here. |
00:25:55 |
Mmm... |
00:25:56 |
Beautiful... |
00:25:57 |
Man! |
00:25:59 |
Mmm! |
00:26:00 |
When the hell'd you get |
00:26:02 |
Mexico, man. |
00:26:04 |
It's magic. |
00:26:05 |
(chuckles) |
00:26:06 |
(cawing) |
00:26:09 |
TOUSSAINT: |
00:26:10 |
JIM: |
00:26:11 |
(Toussaint sighs) |
00:26:12 |
How'd Letty know you were |
00:26:14 |
That fuckin' bitch Patti, right? |
00:26:17 |
- Ah... |
00:26:18 |
Took her for a cruise |
00:26:21 |
Got up all in it. |
00:26:23 |
Pounded that fish, man. |
00:26:25 |
Good fuckin' fish. |
00:26:26 |
I figured the crazy broad |
00:26:28 |
pulled out some hairs and pubes |
00:26:29 |
and stashed it in the seat, |
00:26:31 |
Oh, dude, you got to watch that |
00:26:33 |
Chicks get treacherous. |
00:26:36 |
Yeah, no shit. |
00:26:38 |
(chuckles): |
00:26:40 |
I'm driving around with Letty |
00:26:42 |
and she radars in |
00:26:46 |
Pulls out these long-ass hairs, |
00:26:48 |
"Whose are these?" |
00:26:49 |
(cackling) |
00:26:51 |
She sees all the pubes mixed in, |
00:26:54 |
Busted! |
00:26:56 |
Oh! |
00:26:57 |
Dude, how'd she know |
00:27:00 |
Oh, come on, dude. |
00:27:01 |
Mexican chick voodoo, |
00:27:03 |
You know, |
00:27:04 |
Yep, next time you'll be all up |
00:27:07 |
with the Super |
00:27:09 |
Yep, treachery. |
00:27:11 |
(dog barking in distance) |
00:27:12 |
(horse snorts) |
00:27:17 |
Um... |
00:27:19 |
shouldn't we be |
00:27:21 |
helping them? |
00:27:22 |
You know how to hand wash? |
00:27:23 |
- No. |
00:27:25 |
Yeah, we're men. |
00:27:26 |
They know we don't do that shit. |
00:27:28 |
That's right. |
00:27:29 |
We're men. |
00:27:30 |
(chuckling) |
00:27:32 |
Oh, yeah! |
00:27:35 |
(sighs) |
00:27:36 |
This is paradise, huh? |
00:27:38 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:27:41 |
Yo, Mike? |
00:27:42 |
Yeah? |
00:27:44 |
They're sending me to Colombia. |
00:27:51 |
Colombia. |
00:27:54 |
Who, the man? |
00:27:55 |
Yep. |
00:27:57 |
They're tearing shit up down |
00:27:59 |
Doing what? |
00:28:01 |
Busting up drug labs |
00:28:03 |
- and all that shit. |
00:28:05 |
Gonna be an advisor, you know... |
00:28:07 |
Then it's back to the barracks |
00:28:10 |
I'm set. |
00:28:11 |
Why do you want to do |
00:28:14 |
I mean... |
00:28:15 |
what about Marta, you know? |
00:28:19 |
I mean... |
00:28:20 |
Ain't gonna happen. |
00:28:22 |
They told me not to get married. |
00:28:24 |
TOUSSAINT: |
00:28:26 |
They really told you that? |
00:28:27 |
Not straight up, |
00:28:29 |
Yo, if the feds won't let you |
00:28:32 |
you need to tell them |
00:28:34 |
Yeah, I mean, |
00:28:35 |
you love her, |
00:28:38 |
Dude, you need to move |
00:28:40 |
you know, get a good-ass job |
00:28:42 |
working with fucking |
00:28:45 |
Fuck that. |
00:28:46 |
Taking bucket baths |
00:28:48 |
You know, wading around |
00:28:50 |
Outhouses, man! |
00:28:51 |
Fuckin' outhouses! |
00:28:53 |
You told Marta yet? |
00:28:59 |
You love this place. |
00:29:01 |
It's in your eyes, man. |
00:29:04 |
Dude, this is |
00:29:07 |
You got a woman that loves |
00:29:11 |
You'd be happy here, |
00:29:12 |
Yeah, well, |
00:29:17 |
squeezing out some puppies, |
00:29:22 |
this is my career. |
00:29:25 |
I got one shot. |
00:29:27 |
You're making |
00:29:29 |
You should stay right |
00:29:34 |
What the fuck you gonna do |
00:29:35 |
in Colombia? |
00:29:39 |
Whack people, |
00:29:41 |
program shit. |
00:29:43 |
You ain't down, fuck you. |
00:29:45 |
Bring in my gunships |
00:29:47 |
and smoke your little jungle |
00:29:50 |
I mean, I'm a solider |
00:29:52 |
I'll be in a chopper, |
00:29:53 |
door-gunning villagers |
00:29:57 |
Kill the chickens |
00:30:00 |
(can clatters) |
00:30:01 |
I don't give a fuck. |
00:30:09 |
(light switch clicks) |
00:30:10 |
# # |
00:30:14 |
(shuddering) |
00:30:15 |
Shh, shh... |
00:30:37 |
Yeah. |
00:30:52 |
(Spanish-language pop song |
00:31:00 |
(sighs) |
00:31:01 |
(speaking indigenous language) |
00:31:40 |
(chuckles) |
00:32:02 |
(rousing Spanish-language song |
00:32:02 |
(rousing Spanish-language song |
00:32:06 |
(indistinct voices) |
00:32:09 |
MIKE: |
00:32:10 |
- Doce años. |
00:32:11 |
Doce... we've been |
00:32:14 |
Es muy bonita. |
00:32:15 |
Man, you're bring sand |
00:32:16 |
- Cover that shit up. |
00:32:19 |
Huh? |
00:32:20 |
How you say, um, "You're |
00:32:22 |
Huh? "Bonita." |
00:32:24 |
# # |
00:32:26 |
Come on, you don't know |
00:32:29 |
Tu... bonita. |
00:32:30 |
VICKl: |
00:32:32 |
MIKE: |
00:32:33 |
- Right, did I get it? |
00:32:34 |
Think I got it? |
00:32:36 |
Yeah, she got the point. |
00:32:42 |
Yo, Mike, that chick digs you. |
00:32:45 |
What chick? |
00:32:49 |
MIKE: |
00:32:51 |
Yeah, name's Lila. |
00:32:53 |
She's a freak. |
00:32:55 |
(laughs) |
00:32:57 |
She's a freak, huh? |
00:32:58 |
How you know? You fuck her? |
00:33:00 |
No, out of respect |
00:33:02 |
Not that I don't want... |
00:33:05 |
Ask her to dance. |
00:33:09 |
I'm not cheating |
00:33:11 |
(song ends, |
00:33:13 |
There's a big gap between |
00:33:16 |
Go explore it. |
00:33:19 |
No shit. |
00:33:21 |
(lively dance music plays) |
00:33:30 |
Whoo! |
00:33:34 |
(man singing in Spanish) |
00:33:50 |
(indistinct voices) |
00:34:00 |
# # |
00:34:15 |
(indistinct voices) |
00:34:26 |
# # |
00:36:10 |
No. |
00:36:23 |
You're fucking nuts. |
00:37:31 |
You fucked up, woman. |
00:37:35 |
I'll do it. |
00:37:37 |
(speaking Spanish) |
00:37:42 |
It's easy. |
00:37:56 |
(no noise) |
00:38:01 |
Jim! |
00:38:03 |
Jim! |
00:38:14 |
(distant dog barking) |
00:38:24 |
(fairground music playing) |
00:38:29 |
What's up, man, huh? |
00:38:31 |
Where's Toussaint? |
00:38:33 |
He's dancing. |
00:38:34 |
- Yeah? |
00:38:35 |
- You gonna get back |
00:38:36 |
to the party? |
00:38:37 |
Let's get back |
00:38:41 |
- Yeah. |
00:38:43 |
go tell Toussaint that |
00:38:45 |
we're gonna get the |
00:38:46 |
Just go into the party, |
00:38:48 |
We're leaving, huh? |
00:38:49 |
Yeah, yeah, we're |
00:38:50 |
Let's go, yeah? |
00:38:52 |
Yeah, let's go. |
00:38:53 |
Go ahead, go get |
00:38:55 |
Go get him. |
00:39:03 |
Hey, we're going. |
00:39:05 |
Come on. |
00:39:06 |
Fuck you, dude. |
00:39:07 |
I'm having a |
00:39:09 |
Then walk back to L.A., |
00:39:11 |
You're in the car or not. |
00:39:17 |
He's fucking crazy, man. |
00:39:19 |
All right, |
00:39:24 |
Hey, yo, what the fuck |
00:39:26 |
Hey, hey, homeboy's |
00:39:28 |
Shut the fuck up and just |
00:39:31 |
Fucking bullshit! |
00:39:32 |
(engine starts) |
00:39:34 |
TOUSSAINT: |
00:39:41 |
(crying) |
00:39:44 |
(transmission revving, |
00:39:59 |
(tires squealing) |
00:40:05 |
Dude, dude... dude, slow down. |
00:40:08 |
(tires squealing) |
00:40:12 |
Fuck, man. |
00:40:13 |
Whoo, yeah, man. |
00:40:17 |
Slow down, |
00:40:18 |
I want a cop to pull me over. |
00:40:23 |
JIM: |
00:40:25 |
Fucking treachery. |
00:40:27 |
Jim, slow down! |
00:40:29 |
Shut up! |
00:40:32 |
Fuck, dude. |
00:40:34 |
Only female I trust. |
00:40:36 |
(transmission revs, |
00:40:38 |
Fuck you, God! |
00:40:40 |
You ain't got the fucking balls |
00:40:45 |
Jim, don't say that shit, dude. |
00:41:04 |
Jim! |
00:41:05 |
(brakes screeching) |
00:41:08 |
Dude, you are getting |
00:41:12 |
You need psychiatric |
00:41:14 |
You're seriously |
00:41:17 |
All right, you need to sue |
00:41:23 |
You used to be mellow. |
00:41:28 |
Later, homie. |
00:41:29 |
'Night, dog. |
00:41:31 |
Laters. |
00:41:33 |
Dude, I ain't hanging |
00:41:35 |
until you get |
00:41:37 |
You can 12-step off, bitch. |
00:41:39 |
You're dismissed. |
00:41:55 |
He's right, dude. |
00:41:56 |
Yeah. |
00:42:00 |
Georgia will get me |
00:42:03 |
Hope so. |
00:42:06 |
What was that shit |
00:42:09 |
I don't know why that happened. |
00:42:16 |
But I'm cool. |
00:42:18 |
Okay? |
00:42:22 |
Yeah. |
00:42:23 |
I'm cool. |
00:42:36 |
Look, dude, she told me |
00:42:38 |
I had a panic attack. |
00:42:40 |
I pulled my gun. |
00:42:41 |
Come on, dog, |
00:42:42 |
I thought you loved her, dude. |
00:42:44 |
I do. |
00:42:47 |
God, fuck. |
00:42:49 |
Come on, man, let's |
00:42:55 |
What bud? |
00:42:56 |
There's 20 kilos in the trunk. |
00:42:59 |
Say that again? |
00:43:00 |
There's 20 kilos |
00:43:03 |
(laughing) |
00:43:04 |
- Of weed? |
00:43:06 |
Get the fuck out of here, man. |
00:43:07 |
I picked it up at the party. |
00:43:08 |
I'm dropping it at Casper's. |
00:43:11 |
Casper's? |
00:43:12 |
(laughing): |
00:43:14 |
We get three Gs. |
00:43:17 |
You drove it across the border? |
00:43:19 |
(laughing): |
00:43:21 |
What if they would've caught us? |
00:43:22 |
Couldn't happen, man. |
00:43:24 |
My shit is on fire |
00:43:28 |
My shit is wired |
00:43:31 |
You risked my ass |
00:43:33 |
That's not cool, man. |
00:43:36 |
That's... that's a good rate |
00:43:38 |
Shit, if I'd |
00:43:40 |
you would have gotten |
00:43:41 |
all fucking hinkey at the |
00:43:44 |
I wouldn't have been |
00:43:46 |
I would've been on |
00:43:49 |
That's a serious breach |
00:43:51 |
not fuckin' telling me. |
00:43:52 |
I'm sorry, man. |
00:43:55 |
I should've had... |
00:43:57 |
you know, |
00:43:59 |
I could've met |
00:44:00 |
But, you know, I got |
00:44:02 |
I gotta put my shit |
00:44:04 |
I gotta get gas |
00:44:06 |
Oh, fuck your money woes, dog! |
00:44:08 |
I am not catching |
00:44:10 |
Let me out of the fucking car |
00:44:12 |
Fuck, man. Come on, man, |
00:44:14 |
Let's get paid! |
00:44:15 |
Let me out right here. |
00:44:16 |
Mi-Mi-Mi-Mike! Listen, listen! |
00:44:18 |
Let me out right here, |
00:44:19 |
You will feel so much better |
00:44:21 |
Huh? |
00:44:24 |
Dude, we're drunk, |
00:44:26 |
and we got a trunk full of |
00:44:29 |
Okay, fuckin', Mike, |
00:44:32 |
Don't fucking bitch out on me! |
00:44:35 |
I am still on probation, |
00:44:36 |
Let me out now! |
00:44:38 |
Let me out right here |
00:44:39 |
Let me get paid, will you? |
00:44:41 |
Will you fuckin' |
00:44:42 |
Oh, yo, get paid, man. |
00:44:44 |
Fuckin' go for it, |
00:44:46 |
Just let me get the fuck out. |
00:44:52 |
What the fuck |
00:44:54 |
(yelling hysterically) |
00:44:56 |
What the fuck |
00:44:58 |
What the fuck? |
00:45:00 |
Fuck you! |
00:45:08 |
Fuck, I'm sorry, dude, |
00:45:11 |
I'm sorry, dude. |
00:45:12 |
Okay? I'm sorry. |
00:45:14 |
Why the fuck did you put |
00:45:16 |
Huh? |
00:45:19 |
You gonna shoot me? |
00:45:20 |
No, man. I'm sorry. |
00:45:23 |
I'd never... |
00:45:27 |
I'd never put a fuckin' gun |
00:45:30 |
I know. |
00:45:32 |
I know you wouldn't, man. |
00:45:34 |
First your lady, now me, man. |
00:45:37 |
I'm not thinking. |
00:45:39 |
I got too much shit going on. |
00:45:40 |
(sniffling) |
00:45:44 |
Oh, fuck, I'm just faded, |
00:45:47 |
I'm just fuckin' |
00:45:49 |
I'll cruise |
00:45:51 |
I'll drop you |
00:45:52 |
I'm sorry. |
00:45:53 |
I'm sorry. |
00:45:54 |
Yeah. You're a fuck-up. |
00:45:59 |
I'm going with you so you |
00:46:03 |
We'll go to Casper's... |
00:46:07 |
Yeah. |
00:46:08 |
Then you can |
00:46:10 |
you can go to Georgia fed out |
00:46:13 |
Yeah, I'm gonna be |
00:46:16 |
I can drop you |
00:46:18 |
Take you up the hill. |
00:46:20 |
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
00:46:21 |
No. |
00:46:24 |
Keep on going. |
00:46:35 |
MIKE: |
00:46:36 |
JIM: |
00:46:42 |
Ho, what, you gonna |
00:46:44 |
Yeah. |
00:46:46 |
Just hurry up. |
00:47:00 |
Yo, Casper! |
00:47:06 |
Buenos noches, señor. |
00:47:08 |
¿ Tiene losé cosatles? |
00:47:10 |
Go pop the trunk, dude. |
00:47:21 |
Con permiso. |
00:47:33 |
(speaking indistinctly) |
00:47:38 |
(dog barking in distance) |
00:47:44 |
What's up, Casper? |
00:47:46 |
What up, Jim? |
00:47:47 |
What's crackin', man. |
00:47:50 |
Is that you, Mike? |
00:47:52 |
Whassup, homes? |
00:47:52 |
Yo, Casper. |
00:47:53 |
Nothing, homey. |
00:47:55 |
Still with Sylvia? |
00:47:56 |
Hope so. |
00:47:58 |
Gonna find out tonight. |
00:48:00 |
So whassup with |
00:48:02 |
Fernie? |
00:48:03 |
Got blasted by the hulas |
00:48:04 |
Damn. |
00:48:06 |
Sorry to hear that, dog. |
00:48:08 |
You play, you pay. |
00:48:09 |
He knew what time it was. |
00:48:11 |
Right. |
00:48:12 |
Hey, we gotta bounce. |
00:48:14 |
You got the money? |
00:48:15 |
Yeah, just let me |
00:48:20 |
Yo, bring the feria, homey! |
00:48:23 |
How's your old lady? |
00:48:25 |
Eh... bitch finally |
00:48:28 |
JIM: |
00:48:29 |
CASPER: Yeah, now she can |
00:48:31 |
FLACO: I got all the feria |
00:48:32 |
It's all rolled |
00:48:34 |
You know what I mean? |
00:48:35 |
Ready to go, dog. |
00:48:37 |
Ah, hell, nah! |
00:48:38 |
CASPER: Yo, hold up, dog. |
00:48:39 |
I know these fools. |
00:48:41 |
These are the fools |
00:48:42 |
Fuck these motherfuckers! |
00:48:44 |
At least give the homeboy |
00:48:46 |
Yeah, yeah, |
00:48:48 |
I don't give a fuck. |
00:48:49 |
I want this white boy |
00:48:50 |
Hey, you in the ride. |
00:48:51 |
I ever see you again, |
00:48:53 |
getting your last supper, |
00:48:55 |
Hey, just get the fuck |
00:48:57 |
JIM: |
00:48:58 |
I'll be cool. |
00:49:08 |
What the fuck? |
00:49:11 |
Don't trip, ese. |
00:49:15 |
Chill, dog! Chill, dog! |
00:49:16 |
I got three kids... |
00:49:18 |
LIL' CHUCKY: Oh, no, please, |
00:49:20 |
- No, no, no, no, no! |
00:49:21 |
Please, please. |
00:49:28 |
(dog barks in distance) |
00:49:33 |
(raspy breathing) |
00:49:39 |
(engine starts) |
00:49:43 |
Why the fuck |
00:49:44 |
(both shouting) |
00:49:45 |
(tires screeching) |
00:49:48 |
JIM: |
00:50:32 |
- (engine revving) |
00:50:33 |
I'm hit bad. |
00:50:34 |
What have we done? |
00:50:36 |
I can't move my arm... |
00:50:38 |
(whimpers) |
00:50:39 |
I can't move shit. |
00:50:42 |
I'm fucked up. |
00:50:44 |
I'm fucked up. |
00:50:45 |
(gasping rapidly) |
00:50:55 |
(Jim grunts) |
00:50:56 |
MIKE: |
00:50:57 |
Don't trip... |
00:50:59 |
Don't trip, dog. |
00:51:01 |
County Hospital's |
00:51:03 |
No! No! No! |
00:51:04 |
Don't you dare |
00:51:06 |
Don't you dare! |
00:51:07 |
I'm not going |
00:51:09 |
No, we're going. |
00:51:10 |
No, no, no, no, no, no, |
00:51:12 |
No medical treatment. |
00:51:14 |
But, but... |
00:51:16 |
(gasping): |
00:51:17 |
You gotta kill me. |
00:51:20 |
You gotta kill me. |
00:51:22 |
Why? Why? |
00:51:26 |
I fucked up. |
00:51:29 |
Everything's shitty. |
00:51:30 |
No, no... |
00:51:32 |
Mercy kill me. |
00:51:33 |
Ah... ah, please, |
00:51:36 |
Ah, oh, no, dude. |
00:51:40 |
No, no, no, no, no, no, |
00:51:42 |
No, everything's |
00:51:43 |
Jim, shh-shh, shh-shh, |
00:51:45 |
Everything's gonna |
00:51:46 |
Everything's gonna be fine. |
00:51:47 |
Take a look at me, |
00:51:50 |
Everything's gonna be fine?! |
00:51:52 |
Come on... |
00:51:54 |
You take my piece... |
00:51:57 |
and you put it |
00:51:59 |
and you pull |
00:52:02 |
You fuckin' step up... |
00:52:04 |
No... |
00:52:06 |
...and you do it. |
00:52:07 |
No. |
00:52:08 |
'Cause I can't. |
00:52:10 |
(grunts) |
00:52:12 |
(moans) |
00:52:15 |
(sobbing): |
00:52:17 |
Oh, my God... |
00:52:19 |
Don't think about it. |
00:52:20 |
Huh? |
00:52:22 |
Do it. |
00:52:23 |
Please. |
00:52:25 |
Just kill you and bail? |
00:52:26 |
Yeah. |
00:52:29 |
Just take off. |
00:52:30 |
And don't look back... |
00:52:33 |
or you'll... |
00:52:34 |
or you'll turn into |
00:52:38 |
Hey... Hey... |
00:52:40 |
you wanted to know what it was |
00:52:43 |
What's up, huh? |
00:52:47 |
No one's gonna know. |
00:52:48 |
Hmm? |
00:52:51 |
Just you... |
00:52:53 |
and just me. |
00:52:55 |
And God. |
00:52:57 |
No fuckin' way. |
00:52:58 |
- Huh? |
00:53:00 |
You're crazy; I'm not |
00:53:02 |
It's mercy, dog. |
00:53:03 |
It's mercy. |
00:53:05 |
I deserve that. |
00:53:08 |
I'd do it for you. |
00:53:11 |
I'd do it for you. |
00:53:13 |
Yeah. |
00:53:16 |
Take it. |
00:53:18 |
Yeah, yeah. |
00:53:25 |
JIM (gasping): |
00:53:34 |
D-Don't, don't |
00:53:36 |
Don't think about it. |
00:53:40 |
Yeah, yeah... |
00:53:42 |
Ah, yeah. |
00:53:43 |
Yeah. |
00:53:44 |
Yeah. |
00:53:46 |
Ah... ah... |
00:53:49 |
You did this to yourself, |
00:53:52 |
You're always doing |
00:53:53 |
- I gotta fuckin' fix it! |
00:53:55 |
Is that what you |
00:53:57 |
- Yes. |
00:53:58 |
You want me to fuckin' |
00:53:59 |
- once and for all?! |
00:54:01 |
It's easy. |
00:54:02 |
Bullshit! Not for me! |
00:54:07 |
I love you, |
00:54:10 |
I love you, too. |
00:54:15 |
I'm gonna miss you, brother. |
00:54:19 |
I'm sorry. |
00:54:22 |
I'm sorry. |
00:54:24 |
- Everything's gonna be okay. |
00:54:26 |
Yeah. |
00:54:29 |
I know. |
00:54:36 |
(body thuds) |
00:54:54 |
(bell clanging rapidly) |
00:55:03 |
(engine rumbling) |
00:55:08 |
(panting heavily) |
00:55:33 |
(Sylvia grunts) |
00:55:55 |
# # |
00:56:06 |
# # |
00:56:38 |
# # |
00:57:12 |
# # |
00:57:42 |
# # |
00:58:14 |
# # |
00:58:43 |
(rap music playing) |
00:59:15 |
# # |
00:59:42 |
# # |
01:00:12 |
# # |
01:00:43 |
# # |
01:01:12 |
# # |
01:01:42 |
# # |
01:02:01 |
(music fades out) |