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He s Just Not That Into You
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| 00:00:34 |
GIGI: A girl will never forget |
| 00:00:41 |
Even if things don't quite work out. |
| 00:00:46 |
Why did you do that? |
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Because you smeII Iike dog poo. |
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You're so stupid, just Iike dog poo. |
| 00:00:53 |
You're made out of poo! |
| 00:00:55 |
GIGI: But usually someone is there |
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Made... |
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...of... |
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...dog... |
| 00:01:04 |
...poo. |
| 00:01:05 |
Honey... |
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...do you know why that IittIe boy |
| 00:01:12 |
It's because he Iikes you. |
| 00:01:14 |
GIGI: |
| 00:01:16 |
That's the beginning of our problem. |
| 00:01:20 |
That IittIe boy is doing those terribIe things |
| 00:01:25 |
GIGI: |
| 00:01:27 |
We're all encouraged... |
| 00:01:28 |
...no, programmed... |
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...to believe that if a guy |
| 00:01:32 |
...that means he likes you. |
| 00:01:37 |
Here's the probIem: |
| 00:01:40 |
You're too pretty and too awesome. |
| 00:01:42 |
-Yes. |
| 00:01:47 |
That Phi DeIt so obviousIy Iiked you. |
| 00:01:49 |
I'm sure he just Iost your number. |
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He's not asking you out because he's |
| 00:01:58 |
[SPEAKING IN JAPANESE] |
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Trust me. It's because he's just |
| 00:02:12 |
Trust me. It's because he's never had |
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] |
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GIGI: |
| 00:02:31 |
Is it possible that it's because |
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...and it's too hard to say |
| 00:02:37 |
...that's staring everyone in the face? |
| 00:02:50 |
[CHATTERING] |
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So Janine says |
| 00:03:00 |
Yeah, but I'm not |
| 00:03:02 |
...that puts my headshots on bus benches |
| 00:03:05 |
So just, Iike, Frisbees and notepads? |
| 00:03:08 |
BasicaIIy. |
| 00:03:09 |
-It's much cIassier. |
| 00:03:11 |
[GIGI LAUGHING] |
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Wonder why Janine never thought |
| 00:03:17 |
I don't know. I don't know. |
| 00:03:19 |
-Hey, guys. Want another round? |
| 00:03:23 |
OnIy if you do. I mean, |
| 00:03:30 |
Uh.... |
| 00:03:32 |
Okay, weII.... |
| 00:03:35 |
Sure. One more. KeteI and soda? |
| 00:03:38 |
And a beer, pIease. |
| 00:03:40 |
WAITRESS: |
| 00:03:42 |
GIGI: WeII, Conor, I had a reaIIy nice time. |
| 00:03:47 |
-Bye. |
| 00:03:57 |
Hey, it's me. |
| 00:03:59 |
He's cute, and I think it went weII. |
| 00:04:01 |
And I think he might be Ieaving me |
| 00:04:06 |
Hey, it's me. Just wanted to Iet you know |
| 00:04:11 |
Oh, that's very sweet of you, |
| 00:04:13 |
Listen, I was wondering if you |
| 00:04:17 |
Tonight? I.... |
| 00:04:19 |
No, I was supposed to meet friends |
| 00:04:23 |
No, of course, I'm not mad. |
| 00:04:26 |
-Do you wanna go ahead of me? |
| 00:04:28 |
-Oh, can you hoId on? |
| 00:04:30 |
No, that's fine. |
| 00:04:32 |
No, technicaIIy I have six... |
| 00:04:34 |
...and I'm muIIing over a gum purchase, |
| 00:04:38 |
Okay. |
| 00:04:39 |
Let me caII you right back. |
| 00:04:41 |
All right. Okay. |
| 00:04:42 |
-Hi. |
| 00:04:44 |
Just that and that, pIease. |
| 00:04:46 |
Thank you. |
| 00:04:52 |
Oh, my word. |
| 00:04:55 |
SeriousIy? That's not possibIe. |
| 00:04:57 |
I just deposited cash three days ago, |
| 00:05:00 |
Oh, it's not that. |
| 00:05:04 |
CongratuIations, you won. |
| 00:05:06 |
What? |
| 00:05:07 |
Our Funky FaII promotion. |
| 00:05:12 |
What? |
| 00:05:19 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:05:21 |
I don't do kidding. |
| 00:05:23 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:05:27 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:05:31 |
This is the most exciting thing |
| 00:05:35 |
Yea-- No. I don't think so. |
| 00:05:37 |
-ReaIIy? |
| 00:05:40 |
Thank you! Come here. |
| 00:05:43 |
Wow. |
| 00:05:47 |
MAN [ON TV] : --as the Terps move |
| 00:05:49 |
-Hey. |
| 00:05:51 |
-How was the date? |
| 00:05:55 |
-Why are you here? |
| 00:05:57 |
Come on, Spiewak, |
| 00:06:00 |
You didn't hear the phone ring |
| 00:06:03 |
-No, I didn't. |
| 00:06:06 |
Anna gave me the oId, |
| 00:06:09 |
Oh, shit, yeah? WeII, how Iong ago? |
| 00:06:11 |
That was 22 minutes ago. |
| 00:06:15 |
Do I caII back? |
| 00:06:17 |
ShouId you caII back? No, absoIuteIy not. |
| 00:06:20 |
I'm gonna caII back |
| 00:06:23 |
What? No. It's 9:30. You're gonna--? |
| 00:06:26 |
No, it's a great idea. |
| 00:06:27 |
I'II caII and say, ''In case you were |
| 00:06:30 |
...because I'II be sIeeping.'' |
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ALEX: |
| 00:06:34 |
When you wake up you can say, ''I'm awake |
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[PHONE RINGS] |
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Oh, gosh. A second. |
| 00:06:40 |
-Sorry about that. |
| 00:06:43 |
I was-- |
| 00:06:45 |
Wait, what was I saying again? |
| 00:06:48 |
You don't wanna be Iike your mother, |
| 00:06:50 |
...and reaIize |
| 00:06:53 |
Is that what I was saying? |
| 00:06:54 |
-You want some gum? |
| 00:06:56 |
God, that's kind of heavy |
| 00:07:00 |
-No, that's okay. |
| 00:07:02 |
-Sorry. |
| 00:07:05 |
Yeah, I know a guy at my office |
| 00:07:09 |
-Are you kidding? |
| 00:07:11 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:07:12 |
-Are you my savior or something? |
| 00:07:15 |
-Can you hoId this for a second? |
| 00:07:19 |
Oh, this is so unexpected. |
| 00:07:33 |
Okay.... |
| 00:07:34 |
I don't.... |
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I'm married. |
| 00:07:39 |
I don't do this. |
| 00:07:40 |
You don't do what? |
| 00:07:45 |
Not hot yoga-instructing singers... |
| 00:07:51 |
...who are incredibIy charming. |
| 00:07:56 |
ANNA: |
| 00:07:59 |
WeII, you couId-- |
| 00:08:02 |
That's Iegit, right? Is that aIIowed? |
| 00:08:05 |
I couId do that. |
| 00:08:06 |
-Yeah. |
| 00:08:08 |
Yeah. |
| 00:08:12 |
Great, thank you so much. |
| 00:08:14 |
Course. Do you need heIp to your car? |
| 00:08:15 |
-Where'd you park? |
| 00:08:19 |
-It was very nice to meet you. |
| 00:08:21 |
Okay. |
| 00:08:35 |
Who was that? |
| 00:08:37 |
-Oh, that was a prospective cIient. |
| 00:08:42 |
Okay. |
| 00:08:45 |
I can taIk to a woman. |
| 00:08:48 |
No. AbsoIuteIy not. |
| 00:08:51 |
-Just drive. |
| 00:09:12 |
-Hi. |
| 00:09:15 |
-How you doing? |
| 00:09:17 |
-Yeah? |
| 00:09:20 |
-Yeah? |
| 00:09:22 |
-How's she doing? |
| 00:09:26 |
ReaIIy? |
| 00:09:27 |
BETH: |
| 00:09:29 |
NEIL: |
| 00:09:30 |
You reaIIy think that's great? |
| 00:09:32 |
Yeah. |
| 00:09:33 |
Devon seems Iike... |
| 00:09:36 |
...a great guy. |
| 00:09:40 |
WeII, so you think it's great |
| 00:09:43 |
...but you don't ever feeI Iike |
| 00:09:49 |
...by not getting married? |
| 00:09:53 |
No. |
| 00:09:55 |
Going against nature |
| 00:10:00 |
You and I are just two peopIe |
| 00:10:04 |
Let me teII you something. PeopIe |
| 00:10:08 |
You are so weird. |
| 00:10:10 |
They're not. You know why? |
| 00:10:12 |
Because if you are so IegitimateIy happy, |
| 00:10:15 |
...you wouIdn't feeI the need |
| 00:10:17 |
You wouIdn't have to broadcast it. |
| 00:10:19 |
They do it because they're insecure... |
| 00:10:21 |
...and they think getting married's |
| 00:10:25 |
So they're Iying to themseIves |
| 00:10:27 |
SeriousIy. |
| 00:10:29 |
Think about you and your friends. |
| 00:10:32 |
These women you have |
| 00:10:35 |
...you're cIose to them, |
| 00:10:38 |
But you don't feeI the need... |
| 00:10:39 |
...to write a $45 check to the state |
| 00:10:45 |
-Yeah. No, I get that. |
| 00:10:47 |
Why shouId it be any different, |
| 00:10:50 |
We're very happy, I Iove you, |
| 00:10:54 |
...we have a great Iife, you know? |
| 00:10:56 |
Yes, you're right. |
| 00:10:58 |
Why can't we just be happy? |
| 00:11:01 |
You're right. |
| 00:11:03 |
-I'm gonna get you some more tea. |
| 00:11:11 |
[KIDS SHOUTING] |
| 00:11:13 |
RECORDING [ON PHONE] : |
| 00:11:16 |
You have no messages. |
| 00:11:17 |
Main menu. To send a message-- |
| 00:11:19 |
[GRO ANS] |
| 00:11:22 |
Okay, so cIearIy he hasn't caIIed. |
| 00:11:25 |
Maybe he's away on business. |
| 00:11:27 |
He seIIs reaI estate. In BaItimore. |
| 00:11:31 |
-Staying in town is his business. |
| 00:11:33 |
WeII, Iook, Iet me teII you. |
| 00:11:35 |
After I went out with Ben for the first |
| 00:11:39 |
EIeven days. And now |
| 00:11:42 |
That happens aII the time. |
| 00:11:43 |
-ReaIIy? |
| 00:11:45 |
JANINE: |
| 00:11:47 |
-I got you 2 percent. |
| 00:11:54 |
This is aII your fauIt. |
| 00:11:55 |
What? Why? |
| 00:11:57 |
You set us up. |
| 00:11:59 |
No. You asked me if I know any guys, |
| 00:12:05 |
That's not a setup. |
| 00:12:07 |
When I do a setup, |
| 00:12:10 |
I do my due diIigence. |
| 00:12:12 |
AII I know about Conor |
| 00:12:20 |
SeriousIy, stop. |
| 00:12:24 |
He said he aIways hangs out after work |
| 00:12:27 |
Maybe I shouId do a IittIe drive-by? |
| 00:12:30 |
PIease don't. |
| 00:12:32 |
He'II caII. |
| 00:12:39 |
AMBER: |
| 00:12:41 |
Why'd they even invent caIIer ID? |
| 00:12:43 |
It's, Iike, who is this service heIping? |
| 00:12:45 |
I mean, for centuries.... |
| 00:12:48 |
Okay, weII maybe not centuries, |
| 00:12:51 |
...peopIe have been answering their phone, |
| 00:12:55 |
...and as far as I can teII, |
| 00:12:57 |
And it's Iike if the poIice wanna know |
| 00:13:02 |
I mean, what am I, the poIice? |
| 00:13:04 |
This constant obsession with needing |
| 00:13:08 |
...it's, Iike, so gross. |
| 00:13:09 |
Like, you pick up the phone, |
| 00:13:13 |
It's, Iike.... |
| 00:13:15 |
Look, aII I'm saying... |
| 00:13:18 |
...if a guy doesn't caII me, |
| 00:13:22 |
...to caII him at 1 5-minute intervaIs |
| 00:13:25 |
But if he Iooks down |
| 00:13:28 |
...he's gonna think |
| 00:13:31 |
Which I'm not. |
| 00:13:33 |
ObviousIy. |
| 00:13:35 |
[SHOWER RUNNING] |
| 00:13:37 |
[HUMAN LEAGUE'S ''DON'T YOU WANT ME'' |
| 00:13:42 |
HeIIo? |
| 00:13:44 |
Mom. |
| 00:13:46 |
I gotta caII you back. |
| 00:13:50 |
INSTRUCTOR: |
| 00:13:52 |
Look up towards the ceiIing. |
| 00:13:55 |
Look up towards the ceiIing. |
| 00:13:58 |
GIGI: He ordered more drinks for us |
| 00:14:01 |
He remembered exactIy what I wanted. |
| 00:14:03 |
He initiated the hug. |
| 00:14:05 |
So wait. This was at the end of the date |
| 00:14:10 |
End. Why, does it matter? |
| 00:14:12 |
Yeah. ''Nice meeting you'' at the beginning |
| 00:14:16 |
''Nice meeting you'' |
| 00:14:18 |
It couId be a bIowoff. |
| 00:14:21 |
Maybe it was at the beginning. |
| 00:14:22 |
Okay. That's fine. He's gonna caII. |
| 00:14:25 |
Or maybe it was at the end. |
| 00:14:27 |
Or maybe it was just nice to meet me. |
| 00:14:29 |
BETH: |
| 00:14:31 |
Hi. This is torture. |
| 00:14:33 |
How am I supposed to come up |
| 00:14:36 |
...to say about cinnamon bIends? |
| 00:14:38 |
It's hard to focus on nutmeg... |
| 00:14:40 |
...when the guy who might be |
| 00:14:42 |
...refuses to caII me. |
| 00:14:45 |
After my first date with NeiI... |
| 00:14:48 |
...I caIIed him. |
| 00:14:49 |
There are no ruIes anymore. |
| 00:14:52 |
And, I mean, why shouId you |
| 00:15:00 |
-It's ringing. |
| 00:15:03 |
-Hey, you've reached Conor. |
| 00:15:05 |
-Leave a message, I'll get back to you. |
| 00:15:08 |
''Hey, Conor, it's Gigi. |
| 00:15:10 |
I just thought, I hadn't heard from you... |
| 00:15:12 |
...and how stupid is it that a gaI has |
| 00:15:19 |
[MOUTHING] |
| 00:15:23 |
Because we're aII equaI, right? |
| 00:15:25 |
More than equaI. |
| 00:15:27 |
More women are accepted |
| 00:15:30 |
And, I mean, I don't know |
| 00:15:33 |
...but women practicaIIy |
| 00:15:36 |
CaII me. |
| 00:15:38 |
Oh, this is Gigi. CaII me. |
| 00:15:43 |
Don't worry, he's totaIIy gonna caII. |
| 00:15:47 |
[SIGHS] |
| 00:16:04 |
What? |
| 00:16:06 |
How can there not be a diaI tone? |
| 00:16:09 |
No diaI tone. Come here, diaI tone. |
| 00:16:12 |
WOMAN [ON PHONE] : |
| 00:16:13 |
Hello, Gigi? |
| 00:16:15 |
-Mom, is that you? |
| 00:16:16 |
-I can't taIk now, I'II caII you back. |
| 00:16:21 |
[DIAL TONE] |
| 00:16:27 |
Hi, it's Janine. Leave a message. |
| 00:16:29 |
Hi, Janine, it's me. |
| 00:16:31 |
Conor never caIIed... |
| 00:16:32 |
...so I'm on the precipice of staging |
| 00:16:37 |
Pick up if you wanna stop me. |
| 00:16:40 |
AII right, I'm interpreting your siIence |
| 00:16:48 |
BARTENDER: What's up, girI? |
| 00:16:50 |
-How are you? |
| 00:16:58 |
Knock, knock. |
| 00:17:00 |
Hey. |
| 00:17:02 |
So... |
| 00:17:04 |
...here we are. Same shift again. |
| 00:17:08 |
I know. I make the scheduIe. Remember? |
| 00:17:11 |
WeII, I figured it was no coincidence. |
| 00:17:19 |
I had... |
| 00:17:22 |
...a good time the other night. |
| 00:17:23 |
Yeah. |
| 00:17:25 |
It's amazing where 1 0 shots |
| 00:17:28 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 00:17:32 |
So I was thinking... |
| 00:17:34 |
...after work we couId.... |
| 00:17:37 |
You know.... |
| 00:17:40 |
Look, KeIIi Ann, what happened |
| 00:17:45 |
It was definiteIy fun. |
| 00:17:47 |
But we're way understaffed tonight. |
| 00:17:50 |
So that's why I scheduIed you. |
| 00:17:53 |
To work. |
| 00:17:55 |
So.... |
| 00:17:59 |
Are we good? |
| 00:18:02 |
-Nope, we're good. |
| 00:18:04 |
Hey, oh, KeIIi Ann. |
| 00:18:06 |
Hey, babe, couId you get the door? |
| 00:18:12 |
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING] |
| 00:18:19 |
KELLI ANN: |
| 00:18:22 |
I'm meeting someone. A guy. |
| 00:18:23 |
KELLI ANN: Why? |
| 00:18:25 |
Nothing. Sorry. For dinner? |
| 00:18:28 |
I'II wait at the bar. |
| 00:18:31 |
That's a great idea. |
| 00:18:41 |
What can I get you? |
| 00:18:43 |
Oh, no, I'm meeting someone. |
| 00:18:44 |
Oh yeah? What, you got a hot date? |
| 00:18:48 |
I don't know if you'd caII it ''hot.'' |
| 00:18:50 |
This guy Conor and I |
| 00:18:52 |
Wait, wait, wait. Conor Barry? |
| 00:18:54 |
Yeah. |
| 00:18:55 |
Conor's not coming in tonight. |
| 00:18:58 |
Did he forget he was |
| 00:19:00 |
Oh, see, when I said ''meeting someone,'' |
| 00:19:04 |
A wide interpretation |
| 00:19:06 |
Right. You know what? I'II caII him. |
| 00:19:09 |
Oh, no. I mean, just totaIIy unnecessary. |
| 00:19:14 |
Okay. |
| 00:19:16 |
I just was actuaIIy in the area... |
| 00:19:18 |
...and so I just figured I'd swing by |
| 00:19:21 |
Because I had to return his pen. |
| 00:19:26 |
Had to return this pen. He Ieft this. |
| 00:19:28 |
And I just thought I shouId reaIIy return it |
| 00:19:34 |
Yeah. Okay, I'II get it to him. |
| 00:19:36 |
Thanks. |
| 00:19:39 |
''WiIson Ward, DDS, |
| 00:19:44 |
Look, I'm not going to judge what may |
| 00:19:48 |
Yeah. That's not even |
| 00:19:50 |
Oh, reaIIy. Who is? |
| 00:19:53 |
My dad. |
| 00:20:01 |
Oh. |
| 00:20:05 |
I'm Gigi. I went out |
| 00:20:09 |
And I just.... |
| 00:20:13 |
I thought if I just ran into him.... |
| 00:20:17 |
I don't know. I'm gonna go. |
| 00:20:20 |
Wait. |
| 00:20:21 |
Wait, just-- |
| 00:20:23 |
Hang out for a second. |
| 00:20:25 |
One drink. Okay? |
| 00:20:29 |
Give me two seconds, I'II be right back. |
| 00:20:34 |
ALEX: Look, you seem Iike a cooI girI, |
| 00:20:39 |
Conor's never gonna caII you. |
| 00:20:41 |
Oh, reaIIy. How do you know? |
| 00:20:44 |
Because I'm a guy, |
| 00:20:46 |
He said it was nice meeting me. |
| 00:20:48 |
I don't care if he said |
| 00:20:51 |
...since his mommy |
| 00:20:53 |
Over a week went by, okay, Gigi? |
| 00:20:57 |
But maybe he did caII |
| 00:20:59 |
Or maybe he Iost my number... |
| 00:21:01 |
...or he's out of town, |
| 00:21:05 |
Or he didn't caII because |
| 00:21:10 |
Yeah. But my friend Terri once went |
| 00:21:14 |
She totaIIy wrote him off. |
| 00:21:16 |
-Over a year goes by. |
| 00:21:18 |
She ran into him, |
| 00:21:19 |
Your friend Terri's an idiot. |
| 00:21:23 |
...by the way. |
| 00:21:24 |
Okay. Okay. |
| 00:21:27 |
No, you're not. You're not at aII. |
| 00:21:30 |
And the ruIe is this: If a guy doesn't |
| 00:21:35 |
-ReaIIy? |
| 00:21:37 |
-AIways? |
| 00:21:39 |
Look, I know what bIowing off |
| 00:21:43 |
I do it earIy, I do it often. |
| 00:21:46 |
So trust me when I say if a guy |
| 00:21:50 |
...he genuineIy doesn't give a shit. |
| 00:21:53 |
No exceptions. |
| 00:22:05 |
Thank you. |
| 00:22:08 |
Given me a Iot to think about. |
| 00:22:16 |
GIGI: Morning, morning. |
| 00:22:18 |
-Hi. |
| 00:22:20 |
Everything okay? |
| 00:22:21 |
Oh, I was up aII night. |
| 00:22:23 |
PIease say you were working |
| 00:22:25 |
Sure. It's basicaIIy done. |
| 00:22:28 |
JANINE: |
| 00:22:30 |
Yeah, come here before peopIe |
| 00:22:34 |
Okay. |
| 00:22:35 |
So.... |
| 00:22:39 |
Thank you. I think I figured it out. |
| 00:22:43 |
Remember that notary pubIic |
| 00:22:46 |
Then Anastasia toId me her boyfriend |
| 00:22:49 |
...but then he changed and now |
| 00:22:53 |
-I thought that guy was a process server. |
| 00:22:55 |
Anyway, my point is, |
| 00:22:58 |
We have to stop Iistening |
| 00:23:01 |
The ruIe is that guys who cheat on you |
| 00:23:05 |
-Okay. |
| 00:23:08 |
Chad, the drummer who Iived |
| 00:23:11 |
He onIy used me for rides, and yet |
| 00:23:15 |
And then.... Oh, there was Don... |
| 00:23:18 |
...who broke up with me every Friday |
| 00:23:22 |
I was deIusionaI about that reIationship. |
| 00:23:24 |
I'd refer to him as my husband |
| 00:23:26 |
And aII of my friends |
| 00:23:29 |
...about how things might work out |
| 00:23:32 |
...because they knew someone |
| 00:23:35 |
...and that girI ended up getting married. |
| 00:23:37 |
But that's the exception. |
| 00:23:45 |
Okay, Iet me just see if I understand. |
| 00:23:49 |
So what you're saying is... |
| 00:23:51 |
...if I hear a story about a girI |
| 00:23:54 |
...and he finaIIy married her, |
| 00:23:57 |
Yes. |
| 00:23:59 |
But the ruIe are guys Iike NeiI... |
| 00:24:02 |
...who are with girIs Iike me... |
| 00:24:06 |
...for seven years and aren't married... |
| 00:24:08 |
...they're never getting married. |
| 00:24:10 |
-No. |
| 00:24:12 |
-No, no, no. No, no, no. |
| 00:24:14 |
-It's not what she meant in that-- |
| 00:24:18 |
I absoIuteIy was not taIking about you. |
| 00:24:20 |
-These are specific reIationship situations. |
| 00:24:24 |
GIGI: |
| 00:24:31 |
This guy is, Iike, impossibIe |
| 00:24:34 |
He's fIirting with me pretty heaviIy |
| 00:24:37 |
...and, you know, everything just kind |
| 00:24:42 |
And then he teIIs me that he's married. |
| 00:24:44 |
Which, of course, |
| 00:24:47 |
But I just can't stop thinking about him. |
| 00:24:50 |
But he's married. |
| 00:24:51 |
I know, I reaIize that. |
| 00:24:55 |
What's wrong with me? |
| 00:24:58 |
Okay. |
| 00:24:59 |
I know this guy, |
| 00:25:02 |
And he was married for 1 5 years |
| 00:25:07 |
And one night he meets this woman |
| 00:25:12 |
And he teIIs my dad that he's never |
| 00:25:17 |
That he had finaIIy met the one. |
| 00:25:20 |
So he divorced his wife... |
| 00:25:22 |
...and he's been with this other woman |
| 00:25:25 |
...and they're insaneIy happy. |
| 00:25:28 |
I mean, what if you meet |
| 00:25:30 |
...but you aIready married someone eIse? |
| 00:25:33 |
Are you supposed to |
| 00:25:37 |
You're right. Okay. |
| 00:25:41 |
I'm gonna caII him. |
| 00:25:43 |
Okay. |
| 00:26:00 |
BEN: Hello? |
| 00:26:03 |
Hey, Anna. What's up? |
| 00:26:05 |
Nothing, I was just-- |
| 00:26:09 |
I know you said you had a coupIe |
| 00:26:13 |
And I thought maybe we couId taIk |
| 00:26:22 |
Look, I just.... |
| 00:26:26 |
I can't, Anna. |
| 00:26:29 |
You seemed great. I just-- I don't know. |
| 00:26:32 |
I should probably go. |
| 00:26:34 |
Take care, though. Bye. |
| 00:26:43 |
-Hey. |
| 00:26:45 |
-I'm psyched you caIIed. |
| 00:26:46 |
Kind of given up on you |
| 00:26:49 |
I was just thinking about you. |
| 00:26:51 |
-Want a gIass of wine? |
| 00:26:53 |
Okay, what were the categories again? |
| 00:26:55 |
Four categories: |
| 00:26:57 |
Smart, sexy, funny and cute. |
| 00:27:00 |
But you can onIy be two things. |
| 00:27:03 |
Like Sarah Jessica Parker |
| 00:27:07 |
BiII CIinton wouId be smart and sexy. |
| 00:27:09 |
I can't beIieve you're hot for CIinton. |
| 00:27:11 |
Go. What am I? |
| 00:27:13 |
Wait, what was I again? |
| 00:27:14 |
You're smart and cute. |
| 00:27:16 |
Okay, you are sexy, very sexy. |
| 00:27:20 |
And cute. |
| 00:27:22 |
No, you can't-- |
| 00:27:24 |
Sexy and cute |
| 00:27:26 |
Nobody wants to be aII in one coIumn. |
| 00:27:28 |
I sound Iike a jackass if I say you're aII four, |
| 00:27:32 |
EspeciaIIy sexy. |
| 00:27:35 |
ANNA: |
| 00:27:41 |
I better go. |
| 00:27:44 |
Okay, weII, you know |
| 00:27:48 |
What? It's been a whiIe. |
| 00:27:50 |
No, I can't. |
| 00:27:52 |
I can't stay, I'm totaIIy-- |
| 00:27:55 |
I'm totaIIy, totaIIy fried. |
| 00:27:56 |
Is that okay? |
| 00:27:58 |
Yeah. |
| 00:28:04 |
I'II see you Iater. |
| 00:28:06 |
Bye. |
| 00:28:13 |
[HAMMERING] |
| 00:28:17 |
NEIL: |
| 00:28:20 |
That Iook straight to you? |
| 00:28:21 |
Why are you hanging that? |
| 00:28:24 |
Because you asked me to |
| 00:28:28 |
I'm getting around to it. |
| 00:28:30 |
Why? You don't want it here? |
| 00:28:32 |
No, I Iove it there. But just stop. |
| 00:28:35 |
Why? Is it the painting? |
| 00:28:37 |
You know, I know, it Iooks |
| 00:28:42 |
Right? I know. |
| 00:28:43 |
It's gonna be depressing. |
| 00:28:47 |
No, I want you |
| 00:28:52 |
This feeIs Iike a trick. |
| 00:28:54 |
-No. |
| 00:28:56 |
No, I just-- I just need you |
| 00:29:00 |
...unIess you're gonna marry me after. |
| 00:29:02 |
[CHUCKLES] |
| 00:29:04 |
Is that funny? |
| 00:29:06 |
Do you think that's funny? |
| 00:29:09 |
No, I guess it's not funny. |
| 00:29:11 |
See, you can't keep being nice to me... |
| 00:29:13 |
...and I can't keep pretending |
| 00:29:17 |
We've been together |
| 00:29:20 |
You know me, you know who I am. |
| 00:29:22 |
You either wanna marry me |
| 00:29:28 |
Or there's the possibiIity... |
| 00:29:30 |
...that I mean it when I say |
| 00:29:34 |
BuIIshit. |
| 00:29:35 |
BuIIshit. |
| 00:29:36 |
Come on, it's buIIshit for every woman... |
| 00:29:39 |
...that has been toId by some man |
| 00:29:43 |
...and then six months Iater he's married |
| 00:29:48 |
It's just-- It's buIIshit. |
| 00:29:50 |
Where is this coming from? |
| 00:29:52 |
From the pIace I've been hiding |
| 00:29:55 |
Okay. |
| 00:29:56 |
Five years, because I haven't wanted |
| 00:29:59 |
And I haven't wanted |
| 00:30:05 |
Or whatever. |
| 00:30:06 |
So I haven't asked you. |
| 00:30:10 |
But I.... |
| 00:30:14 |
I have to. |
| 00:30:17 |
I mean... |
| 00:30:21 |
...are you ever gonna marry me? |
| 00:30:42 |
Oh, I can't do this anymore. |
| 00:31:03 |
ANGELA: I used to think that I had |
| 00:31:05 |
Yeah, then we started comparing notes. |
| 00:31:07 |
Then we reaIized we've both been dumped |
| 00:31:11 |
-Every one. |
| 00:31:13 |
-But they do it so skiIIfuIIy. |
| 00:31:16 |
They just so sneaky |
| 00:31:19 |
Yeah. You're sitting back |
| 00:31:22 |
''Oh, yeah. This my idea. |
| 00:31:26 |
''Why am I unhappy? |
| 00:31:28 |
-They Jedi mind-trick you. |
| 00:31:31 |
-So they do a soft pass. |
| 00:31:33 |
They got IittIe Iines they Iike to teII you. |
| 00:31:35 |
Like, ''I don't wanna stand in your way.'' |
| 00:31:37 |
Or, ''You're perfect, |
| 00:31:40 |
Right. ''I'm just thinking |
| 00:31:43 |
''Oh, I don't deserve you.'' |
| 00:31:45 |
You know the other one I Iike? |
| 00:31:47 |
''I am so jeaIous of the guy |
| 00:31:50 |
-WeII, that couId have been you. |
| 00:31:52 |
That's what I was Ieaning towards. |
| 00:31:53 |
Yeah. And the second you hear that... |
| 00:31:56 |
...run to the store, get yourseIf some ribs |
| 00:31:59 |
...because you have been dumped. |
| 00:32:01 |
Hey Anna, it's Ben. |
| 00:32:03 |
Listen, I know it's been a whiIe |
| 00:32:06 |
It's just-- It took me by surprise. |
| 00:32:10 |
But I did offer to heIp you |
| 00:32:12 |
...and I don't see why |
| 00:32:14 |
So why don't you give me a caII... |
| 00:32:16 |
...and maybe you can |
| 00:32:19 |
Okay? AII right, take care. Bye. |
| 00:32:22 |
JANINE: |
| 00:32:23 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:32:25 |
-What? |
| 00:32:28 |
-You okay? |
| 00:32:30 |
Everything's fine. |
| 00:32:32 |
Are you smoking again? |
| 00:32:34 |
No, sweetie, I'm not smoking. |
| 00:32:36 |
Why? |
| 00:32:37 |
You get jumpy when you smoke. |
| 00:32:39 |
I'm not smoking, I promise. |
| 00:32:41 |
No, I was just sitting here... |
| 00:32:43 |
...trying to picture what this room's |
| 00:32:47 |
-I Iike that game. |
| 00:32:48 |
Yeah. |
| 00:32:51 |
What coIor did you picture? |
| 00:32:53 |
That's where I got stuck. |
| 00:32:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:32:58 |
I was thinking... |
| 00:33:01 |
...maybe yeIIow. |
| 00:33:04 |
-YeIIow? Okay. |
| 00:33:07 |
-Mm-hm. |
| 00:33:11 |
It couId be an office, |
| 00:33:15 |
...a gym, a baby's room.... |
| 00:33:18 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 00:33:21 |
Wait, did you mean ''neutraI,'' |
| 00:33:24 |
-I don't know what you're taIking about. |
| 00:33:30 |
I know we said |
| 00:33:33 |
BEN: Uh-huh. |
| 00:33:35 |
But I think that we're aImost ready |
| 00:33:53 |
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING] |
| 00:33:57 |
JARRAD: So that's the Iast time |
| 00:34:00 |
[GIGI LAUGHS] |
| 00:34:03 |
WeII, Iadies, I guess |
| 00:34:07 |
You go back to the office after happy hour? |
| 00:34:10 |
I met you. |
| 00:34:14 |
I wouId Iove to caII you sometime. |
| 00:34:19 |
-Of course. |
| 00:34:20 |
Here is my info. |
| 00:34:24 |
-Nice to meet you, Janine. |
| 00:34:27 |
Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi. |
| 00:34:31 |
Oh, wait. |
| 00:34:34 |
So... |
| 00:34:35 |
...how are we doing this? |
| 00:34:37 |
Are you hearing from me |
| 00:34:40 |
What? |
| 00:34:42 |
You said you'd Iove to caII me... |
| 00:34:43 |
...but then you said, |
| 00:34:47 |
You see how that's kind of confusing? |
| 00:34:49 |
Yeah, Iook, we'II taIk. We'II get in touch. |
| 00:34:53 |
You did it again. Very vague. |
| 00:34:55 |
You know what? |
| 00:34:58 |
...and then we can skip aII the nonsense. |
| 00:35:01 |
Goodbye, Gigi. |
| 00:35:13 |
-He was cute. |
| 00:35:19 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:35:21 |
I'm not caIIing him. |
| 00:35:22 |
If he wants to see me, he'II caII. |
| 00:35:24 |
Wow. |
| 00:35:26 |
That guy AIex reaIIy |
| 00:35:29 |
Was he hot? |
| 00:35:30 |
No. He was just... |
| 00:35:33 |
...right. |
| 00:35:36 |
Morning. |
| 00:35:38 |
Morning, Ryan. |
| 00:35:39 |
A surprise mocha venti |
| 00:35:42 |
-Love you. |
| 00:35:46 |
Good morning. |
| 00:35:57 |
Okay. |
| 00:36:03 |
So? |
| 00:36:05 |
Oh, hi. |
| 00:36:12 |
-He asked me out. |
| 00:36:16 |
MARY: WeII.... |
| 00:36:18 |
-No. |
| 00:36:20 |
Left his caIIing card |
| 00:36:23 |
-He MySpaced me. |
| 00:36:27 |
-Oh. |
| 00:36:31 |
My trampy IittIe sister says |
| 00:36:36 |
WeII, what am I supposed to do? |
| 00:36:39 |
I mean, things have changed. |
| 00:36:40 |
PeopIe don't meet each other |
| 00:36:43 |
If I wouId Iike to make myseIf seem |
| 00:36:47 |
...I don't go and get a new haircut, |
| 00:36:50 |
That's just the way it is, you know? |
| 00:36:52 |
[PHONE RINGING] |
| 00:36:53 |
NATHAN: |
| 00:36:55 |
Back, back, back, back. |
| 00:36:58 |
Ad saIes, this is Mary. |
| 00:37:00 |
Hi, Mary, this is Conor, |
| 00:37:05 |
Hi. |
| 00:37:06 |
So, what'd you think? |
| 00:37:09 |
Looking at it right now. |
| 00:37:11 |
Oh, you have to trust me. |
| 00:37:13 |
It's a burgeoning market, |
| 00:37:15 |
I know. Did you have to put me |
| 00:37:19 |
WeII, it was either that or the page |
| 00:37:22 |
This page gets a lot of action. |
| 00:37:25 |
Yeah, I guess you're right. |
| 00:37:27 |
Hey, have you spoken to Anna IateIy? |
| 00:37:28 |
Yeah. |
| 00:37:32 |
Okay. |
| 00:37:35 |
AII right, Mary, |
| 00:37:37 |
Bye. |
| 00:37:39 |
PAIGE: What I'm trying to show you is |
| 00:37:43 |
There is a difference. |
| 00:37:45 |
BETH: Hey, how did you get Aunt Linda |
| 00:37:49 |
PAIGE: |
| 00:37:50 |
LAURA: ReaIIy? She toId me she feIt Iike |
| 00:37:54 |
-Is that not right? |
| 00:37:55 |
LAURA: |
| 00:37:57 |
BETH: What's the--? |
| 00:38:01 |
PAIGE: Because I am not having my wedding |
| 00:38:06 |
...and I am not waiting tiII spring. |
| 00:38:08 |
You are so pregnant. |
| 00:38:10 |
PAIGE: |
| 00:38:12 |
I'm not pregnant. That's ridicuIous. |
| 00:38:14 |
-Chug a beer then. |
| 00:38:16 |
CATHERINE: |
| 00:38:17 |
PAIGE: |
| 00:38:19 |
That's what peopIe do |
| 00:38:26 |
But you know what? |
| 00:38:29 |
There are many peopIe |
| 00:38:33 |
WeII, thanks |
| 00:38:36 |
What she meant to say was that it's fine |
| 00:38:40 |
Right. |
| 00:38:41 |
Tons of peopIe make the choice |
| 00:38:45 |
Look at AI Pacino. |
| 00:38:47 |
Never been married, happy as a cIam. |
| 00:38:50 |
WouId that--? Am I--? |
| 00:38:54 |
No, Bethie, we just-- |
| 00:38:57 |
WeII, then you shouId have |
| 00:39:00 |
LAURA: |
| 00:39:02 |
-Your face. |
| 00:39:03 |
I'm sick of these coraI jokes. |
| 00:39:06 |
I know, you're sensitive. |
| 00:39:09 |
Hey, why don't you have dinner |
| 00:39:12 |
...then you can just stay over--? |
| 00:39:14 |
Why'd she wanna hang out |
| 00:39:17 |
The Iast thing I'd feeI Iike doing. |
| 00:39:19 |
If being in this wedding is too painfuI-- |
| 00:39:21 |
Oh, God, you guys. PIease, stop it. |
| 00:39:25 |
That's enough, okay? |
| 00:39:27 |
I've gone through breakups before. |
| 00:39:31 |
You've been there, you've seen it. |
| 00:39:36 |
I can do it again. |
| 00:39:38 |
I want you to stop worrying about me. |
| 00:39:40 |
I'm fine. |
| 00:39:43 |
BEN: |
| 00:39:45 |
I spoke with George Lane in Music. |
| 00:39:52 |
WeII, that's okay. |
| 00:39:58 |
I swear I didn't Iure you here |
| 00:40:02 |
I know. |
| 00:40:03 |
A girI can dream, though. |
| 00:40:07 |
You're just too good a guy. |
| 00:40:15 |
[SIGHS] |
| 00:40:18 |
Why are you married again? |
| 00:40:19 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 00:40:21 |
SeriousIy, why? |
| 00:40:23 |
No, I reaIIy think |
| 00:40:26 |
...why you cannot Iive |
| 00:40:30 |
WeII, we'd been together since coIIege |
| 00:40:36 |
She said, ''Either we get married |
| 00:40:39 |
So we got married. |
| 00:40:42 |
Wow. You caved. |
| 00:40:46 |
It's compIicated. |
| 00:40:48 |
ReaIIy? |
| 00:40:51 |
What? You're a dick if you date a girI |
| 00:40:55 |
You marry her and you're an asshoIe |
| 00:40:59 |
I mean, shit, I don't know. |
| 00:41:11 |
[SIGHS] |
| 00:41:15 |
You're reaIIy hot. |
| 00:41:18 |
And I am obviousIy attracted to you. |
| 00:41:23 |
So I think the best I can do is... |
| 00:41:26 |
...eventuaIIy find this piece of paper |
| 00:41:31 |
...and hope to just heIp you out in |
| 00:41:45 |
Hi. |
| 00:41:47 |
Hi. What's going on? |
| 00:41:50 |
[HAMMERING] |
| 00:41:58 |
Javier. |
| 00:42:01 |
Javier, I thought we taIked |
| 00:42:43 |
[PHONE RINGS] |
| 00:42:47 |
City Supper. |
| 00:42:48 |
Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there? |
| 00:42:50 |
HoId on. |
| 00:42:52 |
-AIex? |
| 00:42:54 |
-Drinks are good? |
| 00:42:56 |
-HeIIo? |
| 00:42:58 |
-Gigi? |
| 00:43:00 |
-Huh? |
| 00:43:03 |
...had the dentist pen. |
| 00:43:04 |
Right. Hey. How you doing? |
| 00:43:07 |
-I'm reaIIy sorry to bug you. |
| 00:43:10 |
You had some reaIIy good insights |
| 00:43:13 |
Okay, Iook, now I need |
| 00:43:16 |
Conor's never gonna be |
| 00:43:19 |
No, I know. This is about Jarrad. |
| 00:43:22 |
Jarrad. |
| 00:43:23 |
So we meet at happy hour |
| 00:43:26 |
Hey, give me two seconds, okay? |
| 00:43:40 |
Let me guess. He said: |
| 00:43:41 |
''The onIy thing happy |
| 00:43:45 |
He might have used |
| 00:43:48 |
[CHUCKLES] |
| 00:43:51 |
So he says he's going to caII, but then |
| 00:43:55 |
Oh, he's not interested. |
| 00:43:57 |
-You don't even know if he's caIIed. |
| 00:44:00 |
No. |
| 00:44:02 |
-But I honestly think he's expect-- |
| 00:44:05 |
Gigi, he is not interested. |
| 00:44:09 |
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] |
| 00:44:10 |
AIex, this is jacked. |
| 00:44:12 |
The hostess is giving me shit |
| 00:44:15 |
-It's not bIack. |
| 00:44:16 |
Not a bIack shirt. I see it. It's not bIack. |
| 00:44:19 |
This shit is bIack. |
| 00:44:24 |
If a guy gives you his phone number |
| 00:44:28 |
He took mine first. Then he gave-- |
| 00:44:30 |
And also, if a guy wants to see you, |
| 00:44:36 |
I once caIIed 55 Lauren BeIIs |
| 00:44:40 |
That's cute. |
| 00:44:42 |
What happened? |
| 00:44:43 |
Oh, yeah, as it turns out, |
| 00:44:47 |
[GIGI LAUGHS] |
| 00:44:48 |
Is it your sensitivity that makes you |
| 00:44:51 |
Don't caII him. He doesn't Iike you. |
| 00:44:54 |
Don't tiptoe around my feeIings. |
| 00:44:56 |
-WeII, I'm just trying to heIp. |
| 00:44:59 |
Sure. |
| 00:45:01 |
I gotta get back to work, but good Iuck. |
| 00:45:03 |
Okay, bye. |
| 00:45:10 |
Hey, buddy, you home? |
| 00:45:11 |
CONOR: |
| 00:45:17 |
Hey, you want a beer? |
| 00:45:20 |
Or an appIe martini? |
| 00:45:22 |
Oh, that's funny. |
| 00:45:24 |
[ALEX LAUGHS] |
| 00:45:26 |
Have you toId your parents? |
| 00:45:28 |
It's for work. |
| 00:45:30 |
By pretending to be gay? |
| 00:45:32 |
No, by being more gay-friendIy. |
| 00:45:35 |
Or, in reaI estate terms, ''gay-adjacent.'' |
| 00:45:37 |
Nice. I'm gonna use that. |
| 00:45:39 |
I shouId change this. |
| 00:45:42 |
I don't know. Dressing Iike that, |
| 00:45:45 |
...I think you can puII it off. |
| 00:45:47 |
It's not that she won't sIeep with me, |
| 00:45:49 |
I have sIept with her. |
| 00:45:53 |
Won't sIeep with you anymore. |
| 00:45:55 |
Pretty much, yeah. |
| 00:45:58 |
What do you think? |
| 00:46:00 |
I think you got a probIem... |
| 00:46:01 |
...because you're gonna have to beat them |
| 00:46:05 |
HoIy shit. |
| 00:46:07 |
Observe your breath. |
| 00:46:10 |
InhaIe, beIIy rise. |
| 00:46:15 |
And exhaIe, beIIy faII. |
| 00:46:20 |
Bring your hands together |
| 00:46:23 |
Bow your head in gratitude. |
| 00:46:30 |
-Namaste. |
| 00:46:33 |
Thank you for coming. |
| 00:46:35 |
[BEN CLAPPING] |
| 00:46:39 |
Great cIass. |
| 00:46:52 |
We ran into each other. |
| 00:46:55 |
You came to my cIass. |
| 00:46:58 |
I had no idea this was your cIass. |
| 00:47:01 |
You caIIed to ask me |
| 00:47:03 |
No, you never caIIed back. |
| 00:47:05 |
Because you toId me not to caII you |
| 00:47:08 |
-No. We just ran into each other. |
| 00:47:10 |
We're just two innocent foIks who happen |
| 00:47:15 |
BEN: |
| 00:47:19 |
Do you want a swim? |
| 00:47:22 |
Sure. |
| 00:47:29 |
You know, I was just thinking... |
| 00:47:33 |
...why can't we be friends? |
| 00:47:35 |
I mean, am I not aIIowed |
| 00:47:39 |
I mean, am I not aIIowed to be friends |
| 00:47:43 |
I mean, what kind of |
| 00:47:45 |
I hear you. |
| 00:47:47 |
I mean... |
| 00:47:48 |
...am I not supposed to be friends |
| 00:47:52 |
Right. |
| 00:47:53 |
Or has an insane smiIe? |
| 00:47:55 |
Or an ass that makes me |
| 00:47:59 |
[BEN CHUCKLES] |
| 00:48:03 |
-Did you just say ''dry hump''? |
| 00:48:10 |
BEN: |
| 00:48:18 |
So we're friends. |
| 00:48:21 |
Yeah. |
| 00:48:57 |
You wanna come in? |
| 00:49:02 |
I'm sorry, I don't trust myseIf. |
| 00:49:05 |
That's okay. You can just watch. |
| 00:49:10 |
You know, you may be |
| 00:49:13 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 00:49:24 |
-Hi. |
| 00:49:33 |
BEN: Take a shower. Hey. |
| 00:49:36 |
-Honey? |
| 00:49:39 |
You smeII weird. |
| 00:49:42 |
-I smeII weird? |
| 00:49:44 |
-Different how? |
| 00:49:47 |
[BEN LAUGHS] |
| 00:49:49 |
Sort of an odd thing to say. |
| 00:49:50 |
You know, maybe it was the ashtray |
| 00:49:54 |
In the back yard. |
| 00:49:57 |
What part of |
| 00:50:00 |
...is so hard for you |
| 00:50:03 |
What? |
| 00:50:05 |
Do not Iie to me, Ben. PIease, okay? |
| 00:50:12 |
Are you serious? |
| 00:50:18 |
We have, Iike, 8000 undocumented |
| 00:50:23 |
Okay, and you find an ashtray |
| 00:50:28 |
You automaticaIIy assume |
| 00:50:31 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:50:33 |
Honey, I'm not Iying to you. |
| 00:50:40 |
I think... |
| 00:50:43 |
...you are reaIIy freaking out. |
| 00:50:45 |
This whoIe renovation thing's getting |
| 00:50:55 |
Just say no. |
| 00:50:57 |
Get it out. |
| 00:50:58 |
Gonna take a shower. |
| 00:51:00 |
-I'm exhausted. |
| 00:51:06 |
-Sorry. |
| 00:51:19 |
Who'd have thought that a random girI |
| 00:51:21 |
-...wouId fix me up with such a good kisser? |
| 00:51:29 |
I can't wait to kiss you again. |
| 00:51:31 |
But we're kissing right now. |
| 00:51:33 |
I know, next time. |
| 00:51:34 |
The second-date kiss |
| 00:51:39 |
WeII, Iisten... |
| 00:51:40 |
...I'm Ieaving tomorrow, |
| 00:51:46 |
Can you excuse me a quick second? |
| 00:51:50 |
Okay. |
| 00:52:04 |
[PHONE RINGING] |
| 00:52:09 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:52:10 |
Yeah? |
| 00:52:12 |
Hey, sorry to bug you again. |
| 00:52:15 |
Excuse me one minute, babe. Sorry. |
| 00:52:17 |
What's going on? |
| 00:52:19 |
Okay, I'm making out with this guy-- |
| 00:52:22 |
And he mentions that he's going |
| 00:52:26 |
Run. |
| 00:52:28 |
But maybe he is going out of town. |
| 00:52:30 |
Where? Where's he going |
| 00:52:35 |
Where are you going |
| 00:52:37 |
Um-- Uh-- Pittsburgh. |
| 00:52:41 |
Pittsburgh. |
| 00:52:42 |
Run. |
| 00:52:44 |
So, what, now I'm just supposed to run |
| 00:52:48 |
Yeah. |
| 00:52:50 |
There's not gonna be anybody Ieft. |
| 00:52:54 |
I don't know why I'm saying this... |
| 00:52:56 |
...but I think I know a nice guy |
| 00:52:59 |
-Yeah? |
| 00:53:01 |
He's friends with my brother. |
| 00:53:04 |
We'll all meet for drinks and it'll be good. |
| 00:53:06 |
So, I mean, I'm in his bathroom |
| 00:53:10 |
What do I do? |
| 00:53:12 |
WeII, you gotta come out eventuaIIy, right? |
| 00:53:16 |
I'd let him sweat. |
| 00:53:18 |
-Thanks. |
| 00:53:33 |
[SIGHS] |
| 00:53:51 |
BEN: |
| 00:53:52 |
You Iook Iike shit. |
| 00:53:54 |
But your boat Iooks great. |
| 00:53:56 |
Yeah. I Iive on my boat, man. |
| 00:54:00 |
PersonaI hygiene goes out the window. |
| 00:54:02 |
A Iot of time to work on the pIace. |
| 00:54:05 |
BEN: |
| 00:54:07 |
NEIL: |
| 00:54:09 |
Hey, what can I teII you? |
| 00:54:12 |
Standing on principIe, man. It's aII I got. |
| 00:54:20 |
Cigarette? |
| 00:54:22 |
No, I'm good. |
| 00:54:23 |
That's right, you quit. |
| 00:54:27 |
Good for you. |
| 00:54:34 |
BEN: So did Janine send you out here |
| 00:54:39 |
Yeah, pretty much. |
| 00:54:41 |
What are you gonna teII her? |
| 00:54:44 |
I'II teII her how gorgeous you Iook |
| 00:54:47 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 00:54:48 |
Break. |
| 00:54:50 |
Any word from Beth? |
| 00:54:54 |
She's so busy organizing |
| 00:54:57 |
Sister's what? |
| 00:54:59 |
Her wedding. Her sister's wedding. |
| 00:55:01 |
-Isn't that what I said? |
| 00:55:04 |
-No, I didn't. |
| 00:55:05 |
Shit, did I reaIIy? |
| 00:55:07 |
That's so weird. |
| 00:55:10 |
I don't understand |
| 00:55:13 |
[SIGHS] |
| 00:55:14 |
They don't. |
| 00:55:15 |
-They don't? |
| 00:55:17 |
No, no guy actuaIIy wants to get married. |
| 00:55:20 |
And if they do, |
| 00:55:24 |
AII the women |
| 00:55:26 |
I don't wanna be with anybody eIse, |
| 00:55:30 |
I don't know, man, I.... |
| 00:55:32 |
Why'd you get married? |
| 00:55:36 |
I Iove Janine. |
| 00:55:38 |
You're a happiIy married guy. |
| 00:55:41 |
Yeah. |
| 00:55:43 |
Yeah, I'd say so. |
| 00:55:51 |
Now, I know I don't need |
| 00:55:53 |
...that my cousin Paige is hot. |
| 00:55:57 |
[ALL LAUGHING] |
| 00:55:59 |
In high schooI, if I toId the popuIar guys |
| 00:56:02 |
...it'd keep me |
| 00:56:05 |
...because no one wanted |
| 00:56:08 |
[ALL LAUGHING] |
| 00:56:09 |
And when she gets up there |
| 00:56:14 |
...there wiII be hearts breaking |
| 00:56:17 |
MAN: Hear, hear. |
| 00:56:20 |
But, you know, keep in mind |
| 00:56:26 |
Yeah, sure, she may be an oIder modeI... |
| 00:56:29 |
...but she got a Iot of good miIes |
| 00:56:32 |
But don't stay on the Iot too Iong... |
| 00:56:34 |
...or next year's modeIs are gonna |
| 00:56:37 |
Okay, that's enough of the speeches. |
| 00:56:39 |
Okay. |
| 00:56:41 |
KEN: |
| 00:56:43 |
And that yeIIow stuff is not hot mustard, |
| 00:56:52 |
Bethie. |
| 00:56:55 |
Your cousin Jay |
| 00:56:58 |
I know. |
| 00:56:59 |
And somehow even he's married. |
| 00:57:02 |
[KEN CHUCKLES] |
| 00:57:03 |
Oh, honey, Iook. |
| 00:57:06 |
Back when everyone |
| 00:57:09 |
...you borrowed my New York Times... |
| 00:57:11 |
...found some arts camp |
| 00:57:14 |
...wrote away for information |
| 00:57:17 |
You never did things Iike everyone eIse. |
| 00:57:20 |
Why not? |
| 00:57:22 |
Because that's you. |
| 00:57:24 |
That's why you're my favorite daughter. |
| 00:57:27 |
You're not supposed to say that. |
| 00:57:30 |
I don't give a shit. |
| 00:57:32 |
I'm retired, I'II say what I want to. |
| 00:57:34 |
I'II say it to the whoIe room if you want. |
| 00:57:37 |
Wait, wait, wait! Come here. Stop. |
| 00:57:39 |
KEN: |
| 00:57:59 |
Hey. |
| 00:58:02 |
-What are you doing? |
| 00:58:08 |
Come on. |
| 00:58:14 |
Sorry I'm Iate. |
| 00:58:15 |
No, it's okay. |
| 00:58:16 |
I Iike a IittIe time before a bIind date. |
| 00:58:19 |
Prepare myseIf mentaIIy, remind myseIf |
| 00:58:22 |
Gigi, he's not coming. |
| 00:58:24 |
But you can teII me the story |
| 00:58:27 |
Hey. |
| 00:58:29 |
How couId he aIready not Iike me? |
| 00:58:31 |
I screwed up. I toId BiII it was Thursday, |
| 00:58:34 |
Hi. Are you good? |
| 00:58:36 |
-Can I get a Jameson on the rocks? |
| 00:58:41 |
GIGI: Awesome. I'm stuck with a guy who |
| 00:58:44 |
MeanwhiIe, this girI, she's probabIy |
| 00:58:49 |
-This one right here? |
| 00:58:50 |
Oh, God, no. |
| 00:58:53 |
How do you know? |
| 00:58:55 |
The guy working the Tom Cruise thing? |
| 00:58:57 |
She's interested, he's cIearIy not. |
| 00:59:00 |
You cannot teII from a cursory gIance |
| 00:59:03 |
ActuaIIy, I can. |
| 00:59:06 |
Watch this. She's going on |
| 00:59:08 |
He's thinking, |
| 00:59:11 |
And Iook, how fortuitous. |
| 00:59:12 |
Drinks spiII, which is perfect for him, |
| 00:59:15 |
He can move on to the girI |
| 00:59:19 |
Man, you have a gift. |
| 00:59:21 |
Now check out Droopy Dog |
| 00:59:23 |
He's gonna buy her drinks aII night and |
| 00:59:27 |
Maybe there's not. You need a spark. |
| 00:59:29 |
Oh, the spark thing is buIIshit. |
| 00:59:32 |
-ReaIIy? |
| 00:59:34 |
EnIighten me. |
| 00:59:36 |
Guys invented the spark... |
| 00:59:38 |
...so they couId not caII and treat you |
| 00:59:42 |
...then convince you that that anxiety |
| 00:59:45 |
...was actuaIIy just a spark. |
| 00:59:47 |
And you guys aII buy it. |
| 00:59:51 |
You Iove it because you feed off |
| 00:59:54 |
I don't. |
| 00:59:55 |
So you never wait untiI the Iast minute |
| 00:59:59 |
...because secretIy you Iove the drama... |
| 01:00:01 |
...of not knowing whether or not |
| 01:00:04 |
Maybe. |
| 01:00:06 |
And Iet me guess: |
| 01:00:07 |
When you were staIking Conor |
| 01:00:10 |
...were you obsessing |
| 01:00:12 |
...constantIy pacing back and forth, |
| 01:00:16 |
...even though the date |
| 01:00:18 |
[GIGI LAUGHS] |
| 01:00:20 |
Okay. Yeah. |
| 01:00:22 |
Because you aII thrive on the drama. |
| 01:00:25 |
Look, you gotta be more Iike me. |
| 01:00:28 |
But if not, there are pIenty more |
| 01:00:32 |
With smaIIer pores and bigger impIants. |
| 01:00:34 |
-That's beautifuI. |
| 01:00:37 |
Why are you sharing aII of this inside |
| 01:00:41 |
I don't know, I Iike you. |
| 01:00:44 |
You do? |
| 01:00:47 |
WeII, yeah. Okay, don't start doodIing |
| 01:00:51 |
I just mean-- I mean, I Iike you |
| 01:00:55 |
Something pathetic about them. |
| 01:00:58 |
Again with the sensitivity. |
| 01:01:00 |
To sensitivity. |
| 01:01:05 |
[HAMMERING] |
| 01:01:09 |
It Iooks good. |
| 01:01:11 |
JAVIER: |
| 01:01:13 |
JANINE: |
| 01:01:15 |
-He does good work. |
| 01:01:20 |
JANINE: |
| 01:01:26 |
Very nice. |
| 01:01:30 |
-Javier? |
| 01:01:35 |
Javier... |
| 01:01:37 |
...if I asked you an honest question... |
| 01:01:40 |
...do you think you couId |
| 01:01:42 |
-I think so. |
| 01:01:46 |
Because I think some of your guys |
| 01:01:51 |
Javier? |
| 01:01:52 |
-Is that the question? |
| 01:01:54 |
-Seemed Iike a statement. |
| 01:01:57 |
I reaIIy didn't hear it in the infIection. |
| 01:02:00 |
Javier... |
| 01:02:02 |
...have you guys been smoking... |
| 01:02:04 |
...or not? |
| 01:02:07 |
No, ma'am. My guys, they don't smoke |
| 01:02:12 |
Are you sure your guys haven't been... |
| 01:02:14 |
...sneaking around here? |
| 01:02:16 |
And smoking? |
| 01:02:18 |
And Iying to me? |
| 01:02:21 |
And smoking? |
| 01:02:22 |
I'm pretty sure. |
| 01:02:23 |
I need you to be honest with me, Javier. |
| 01:02:26 |
Because I can't have someone |
| 01:02:29 |
To my face, under my roof, |
| 01:02:33 |
That's a Iot of prepositions. |
| 01:02:34 |
I mean, there's no reason |
| 01:02:39 |
I mean, we made promises to each other. |
| 01:02:44 |
I mean, we have a contract. |
| 01:02:46 |
That's Iike making promises. Isn't it? |
| 01:02:51 |
Maybe I shouId get back to work. |
| 01:02:55 |
Oh, yeah. Right, yeah. |
| 01:02:57 |
That's great, yeah. |
| 01:03:00 |
-Javier? |
| 01:03:04 |
We're good. Right? You and me. |
| 01:03:07 |
-Oh, yeah, yeah. We're good. |
| 01:03:10 |
Okay, that's great. |
| 01:03:11 |
Yeah, he did great work. |
| 01:03:19 |
Hey. |
| 01:03:22 |
WeIcome, everybody. |
| 01:03:25 |
Sign in when you get a second. |
| 01:03:27 |
We got some cookies over here, |
| 01:03:31 |
Conor, you are the Liza MinneIIi |
| 01:03:33 |
-I know. Your friend Mary's a genius. |
| 01:03:38 |
WeII, I gotta go, |
| 01:03:42 |
What, you got a cIass, or...? |
| 01:03:43 |
Yeah. No. No, just something. |
| 01:03:47 |
-Stuff I gotta do. |
| 01:03:50 |
-I'II see you. Okay. Bye. |
| 01:03:53 |
Okay. Bye. |
| 01:03:55 |
-See you Iater. |
| 01:04:01 |
What? |
| 01:04:04 |
She's hoIding out on you, isn't she? |
| 01:04:08 |
Not quite sure I get your meaning. |
| 01:04:10 |
It's obvious she won't sIeep with you. |
| 01:04:13 |
It's written aII over your puppy-dog face. |
| 01:04:17 |
-It's kiIIing me, IiteraIIy. I'm dying. |
| 01:04:21 |
No, I'm cooI. |
| 01:04:22 |
I don't know what she's doing. |
| 01:04:25 |
We used to sIeep together aII the time. |
| 01:04:30 |
That's not true. |
| 01:04:32 |
It wasn't aII the time, but it happened. |
| 01:04:36 |
And then out of nowhere it just stops. |
| 01:04:39 |
She wants a massage. |
| 01:04:42 |
But it's not going anywhere. |
| 01:04:45 |
HonestIy, we may not |
| 01:04:48 |
Gay signaIs have nothing |
| 01:04:51 |
He's right. |
| 01:04:54 |
Like, here. |
| 01:04:58 |
One, two, three. |
| 01:05:02 |
That's it, three seconds or more, it's on. |
| 01:05:04 |
And here's |
| 01:05:07 |
One, two.... |
| 01:05:09 |
-Nope, thanks for pIaying, move aIong. |
| 01:05:13 |
You're right, that didn't heIp me at aII. |
| 01:05:15 |
AII right, weII, I can teII you this: |
| 01:05:17 |
Gay or straight, you're not gonna |
| 01:05:20 |
She Iikes you. Maybe she just wants you |
| 01:05:26 |
Hit me up with an oatmeaI raisin, |
| 01:05:29 |
-Thanks. |
| 01:05:34 |
TRENT: If a girl's into you, |
| 01:05:37 |
If after a month, |
| 01:05:40 |
...she's not sIeeping with you? |
| 01:05:43 |
She doesn't Iike you. |
| 01:05:45 |
The trick is to spot this girI earIy. |
| 01:05:47 |
Don't wanna waste the one to seven weeks |
| 01:05:51 |
So I've come up with some signs |
| 01:05:56 |
A girI wiII never sIeep with you... |
| 01:05:59 |
...if she caIIs you ''cuddIy'' |
| 01:06:02 |
If she pops a zit in front of you... |
| 01:06:05 |
...if her name is Amber or Christine... |
| 01:06:08 |
...if she takes a dump in your bathroom... |
| 01:06:10 |
...or she takes home Ieftovers |
| 01:06:14 |
I know it's not scientific... |
| 01:06:17 |
...but I'm just saying, |
| 01:06:41 |
Wait, stop. |
| 01:06:46 |
What? |
| 01:06:47 |
BEN: |
| 01:06:50 |
What? |
| 01:06:53 |
I am so into you. |
| 01:06:56 |
SeriousIy, I've never feIt Iike this before. |
| 01:06:58 |
I have to activeIy stop my brain |
| 01:07:02 |
Like, aII the time. |
| 01:07:08 |
Why stop? |
| 01:07:13 |
Because I don't do stuff Iike this. |
| 01:07:15 |
Stuff Iike what? |
| 01:07:19 |
Like sIeep with women |
| 01:07:21 |
First of aII, I am not ''women,'' |
| 01:07:26 |
And second of aII? |
| 01:07:29 |
Oh, I didn't have a second of aII. |
| 01:07:30 |
I was hoping ''second of aII'' |
| 01:07:38 |
Second of aII... |
| 01:07:41 |
...I can't stop thinking about you either. |
| 01:07:45 |
[ANNA LAUGHS] |
| 01:07:57 |
He's totaIIy Ieaving his wife for me. |
| 01:08:00 |
That's crazy. We hardIy know each other. |
| 01:08:02 |
I don't know. I mean, Iook at Becca. |
| 01:08:05 |
You know, my sister's friend. |
| 01:08:06 |
One guy waits on her at Bennigan's... |
| 01:08:08 |
...and by the end of the meaI, |
| 01:08:13 |
You're right. You're totaIIy right. |
| 01:08:17 |
Not for me. |
| 01:08:19 |
What about texter? |
| 01:08:21 |
Texter has yet to make verbaI contact. |
| 01:08:23 |
I mean, this guy couId've had surgery, |
| 01:08:28 |
...breathing through a stoma... |
| 01:08:29 |
...and I wouId never know because |
| 01:08:33 |
WeII, I doubt he has a stoma. |
| 01:08:35 |
MARY: |
| 01:08:38 |
You know, I'm not charming via text. |
| 01:08:40 |
ANNA: |
| 01:08:42 |
But it's not just texting, it's e-maiI. |
| 01:08:47 |
That's reguIar maiI. |
| 01:08:49 |
Whatever. None of it's working. |
| 01:08:51 |
I had this guy Ieave me a voicemaiI |
| 01:08:56 |
And then he e-maiIed me to my BIackBerry, |
| 01:09:00 |
Then he e-maiIed me to my home account |
| 01:09:05 |
And I miss the days where you had one |
| 01:09:11 |
And that one answering machine |
| 01:09:14 |
...and that one cassette tape either |
| 01:09:18 |
And now you have to go around |
| 01:09:21 |
...just to get rejected |
| 01:09:24 |
It's exhausting. |
| 01:09:27 |
What about that MySpace guy? |
| 01:09:29 |
-Jude. I Iike him. |
| 01:09:32 |
Yeah, I feIt Iike we connected. |
| 01:09:35 |
Great. |
| 01:09:36 |
What if she wants you to kiss her? |
| 01:09:39 |
Well, then I guess |
| 01:09:43 |
[RECITING ON-TV DIALOGUE] |
| 01:09:45 |
...who'II be swept off her feet |
| 01:09:48 |
[PHONE RINGS] |
| 01:09:50 |
This babe has plenty of battle scars. |
| 01:09:52 |
HeIIo? |
| 01:09:54 |
Oh, hey, you're home. |
| 01:09:57 |
Where am I supposed to be? |
| 01:09:59 |
Out, maybe? It's Saturday night. |
| 01:10:02 |
You won't Iet me go out with guys |
| 01:10:05 |
Right. Listen, I was just gonna |
| 01:10:08 |
I'm having a party next weekend. |
| 01:10:11 |
Oh, I don't know. Won't Conor be there? |
| 01:10:15 |
He's at a reaI-estate conference in D.C. |
| 01:10:19 |
So there wiII be pIenty of chances |
| 01:10:22 |
Don't worry, I'II be there. |
| 01:10:25 |
[PLATES SHATTERING] |
| 01:10:26 |
Okay, gotta go. |
| 01:10:27 |
Someone just dropped Iike 84,000 pIates. |
| 01:10:30 |
You're busy. I shouIdn't have caIIed. |
| 01:10:33 |
-Yup, good. |
| 01:10:39 |
KEITH [ON TV] : |
| 01:10:42 |
Pretend I'm a girl, okay? |
| 01:10:46 |
I mean... |
| 01:10:48 |
...pretend I'm her. |
| 01:10:50 |
Amanda. |
| 01:10:55 |
He's into me. |
| 01:10:56 |
Awesome. I knew it. |
| 01:10:59 |
-Who's this now? |
| 01:11:01 |
It's totaIIy cIear to me now. He's Watts. |
| 01:11:04 |
-He's what? |
| 01:11:08 |
I thought Mary Stuart Masterson |
| 01:11:10 |
-Yes. |
| 01:11:13 |
I'm Eric StoItz. |
| 01:11:16 |
AIex is Watts. Watts heIps Eric StoItz |
| 01:11:19 |
ReaIIy, she's in Iove with Eric StoItz. |
| 01:11:22 |
So Amanda Jones is Conor? |
| 01:11:25 |
I guess. At first. Now men in generaI, |
| 01:11:29 |
The point is he's into me. |
| 01:11:31 |
I knew there had to be some reason why |
| 01:11:34 |
I know. It's so obvious now. |
| 01:11:38 |
Signs. Love signs. You gotta |
| 01:11:42 |
First they were smaII. At first when I |
| 01:11:46 |
-TotaIIy good sign. |
| 01:11:47 |
And then the next time I caIIed |
| 01:11:50 |
...but he took the caII |
| 01:11:53 |
-You know it was a woman? |
| 01:11:55 |
Okay, a guy doesn't Ieave a woman |
| 01:11:59 |
And it gets more obvious. |
| 01:12:01 |
I mean, pIease. There was no guy |
| 01:12:05 |
The fix-up was him. |
| 01:12:07 |
No. |
| 01:12:08 |
Yes. He shows up |
| 01:12:12 |
The two of us basicaIIy have a date. |
| 01:12:14 |
And then he caIIs and invites me |
| 01:12:19 |
JANINE: |
| 01:12:23 |
I'm so happy for you. |
| 01:12:25 |
Let's Iook up pIaces |
| 01:12:31 |
How do you feeI about Napa VaIIey? |
| 01:12:35 |
I have reaIIy aIways wanted to go there. |
| 01:12:40 |
Oh, he's cute. |
| 01:12:42 |
Yeah. SmoIdering but sensitive. |
| 01:12:45 |
Oh. ''AII I have is my guitar, these chords, |
| 01:12:49 |
BOTH: |
| 01:12:51 |
-That's hot. |
| 01:12:53 |
I mean, he probabIy hasn't caIIed yet |
| 01:12:58 |
-ReaIIy? |
| 01:13:00 |
I mean, we actuaIIy video |
| 01:13:03 |
But that's the same thing, right? |
| 01:13:05 |
-Right, right. |
| 01:13:07 |
Yeah, but he had a gig Iast night |
| 01:13:12 |
-Did I teII you he's a singer? |
| 01:13:14 |
-Just caII. |
| 01:13:16 |
I don't think so. |
| 01:13:19 |
-Just caII him. |
| 01:13:26 |
RECORDING: You have two new messages. |
| 01:13:30 |
[BEEP] |
| 01:13:31 |
JUDE [SINGING] : |
| 01:13:33 |
Whoa, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary |
| 01:13:38 |
Oh, my Mary |
| 01:13:41 |
I just got hard. |
| 01:13:43 |
Hey, Mary, it's Jude. |
| 01:13:45 |
I was just calling to tell you again |
| 01:13:49 |
So call me back. Bye-bye. |
| 01:13:52 |
[DIAL TONE] |
| 01:13:54 |
Amazing. |
| 01:13:56 |
NATHAN: This is good, this is good. |
| 01:13:58 |
See, he caIIed. |
| 01:14:00 |
JUDE [SINGING] |
| 01:14:02 |
Whoa, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny |
| 01:14:06 |
Hey, Jenny, it's Jude. |
| 01:14:09 |
Whoa, shit. What number did I just dial? |
| 01:14:13 |
RECORDING: |
| 01:14:28 |
That one. |
| 01:14:29 |
-You sure? |
| 01:14:32 |
No. It's a Iaminate. |
| 01:14:35 |
-That's not reaI hardwood fIoor? |
| 01:14:37 |
It Iooks exactIy Iike it. But it is |
| 01:14:41 |
Oh. |
| 01:14:44 |
I stiII wanna go with the reaI wood. |
| 01:14:46 |
What? You can't even teII the difference. |
| 01:14:49 |
It's not the point. |
| 01:14:51 |
WeII, what is the point? |
| 01:14:53 |
I just.... |
| 01:14:55 |
I don't Iike the way |
| 01:14:58 |
If you're not wood, |
| 01:15:01 |
I don't think that it's pretending. |
| 01:15:05 |
This is a Iie, Ben. |
| 01:15:06 |
Just be up front |
| 01:15:12 |
Okay, you're right. You're right. |
| 01:15:14 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:15:19 |
It's okay. Maybe we shouId just go |
| 01:15:23 |
Okay. |
| 01:15:29 |
I sIept with someone. |
| 01:15:39 |
-I said-- |
| 01:15:46 |
You teII me this in Home Depot |
| 01:15:49 |
No, that is not why I'm teIIing-- |
| 01:15:52 |
I knew it. |
| 01:15:55 |
I knew it. |
| 01:15:56 |
-You asshoIe. |
| 01:16:00 |
It is you that's been smoking too, |
| 01:16:04 |
Wha--? Wait, what does that |
| 01:16:06 |
Have you--?! |
| 01:16:09 |
Have you been smoking? |
| 01:16:11 |
No. No, I haven't. |
| 01:16:20 |
I taIked to NeiI. I toId him. |
| 01:16:21 |
He said I couId stay |
| 01:16:23 |
Excuse me? |
| 01:16:25 |
Now you're moving out? |
| 01:16:28 |
-You're, Iike, Ieaving me? |
| 01:16:30 |
No, I just assumed |
| 01:16:34 |
Aren't we gonna deaI with this? |
| 01:16:38 |
Don't you wanna find some way... |
| 01:16:42 |
...for us to work through this? |
| 01:16:45 |
I assumed that when I toId you, |
| 01:16:50 |
...out. |
| 01:16:54 |
Is that what you want? |
| 01:17:09 |
No. |
| 01:17:12 |
Okay. |
| 01:17:14 |
Okay. |
| 01:17:39 |
WOMAN 1 : |
| 01:17:48 |
Oh, my gosh, it's Bridget. Hi! |
| 01:17:55 |
WOMAN 2: |
| 01:17:57 |
[CROWD CHUCKLING] |
| 01:18:00 |
Oh, what a beautifuI dog. |
| 01:18:12 |
SeriousIy, Devon, I reaIIy did feeI |
| 01:18:16 |
No, there wasn't. |
| 01:18:19 |
PAIGE: |
| 01:18:21 |
DEVON: |
| 01:18:30 |
You must be Beth. |
| 01:18:34 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 01:18:36 |
Heard a Iot about you from Paige. |
| 01:18:39 |
ActuaIIy been Iobbying |
| 01:18:44 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 01:18:46 |
So you must be: |
| 01:18:48 |
''Dan.'' |
| 01:18:50 |
Sort of. |
| 01:18:53 |
-Sort of? |
| 01:18:56 |
-A what? |
| 01:18:59 |
Wiccan? |
| 01:19:00 |
-MaIe witch. |
| 01:19:02 |
So I aIso have a magicaI name. |
| 01:19:05 |
It's Brother Phoenix East-Horse. |
| 01:19:07 |
But I didn't know if that wouId fit |
| 01:19:11 |
I'm guessing that I'm gonna |
| 01:19:13 |
Nature-based |
| 01:19:16 |
Yeah. That's fantastic. |
| 01:19:18 |
WeII, where to begin? |
| 01:19:20 |
WeII, first off, it's not just a bunch |
| 01:19:23 |
-Wow. |
| 01:19:25 |
ObviousIy not a coincidence. |
| 01:19:27 |
They didn't have the machinery |
| 01:19:30 |
-Yeah, they're heavy. |
| 01:19:33 |
[''IF I NEVER SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN'' |
| 01:20:01 |
-I'm Nathan. And this is Bruce. |
| 01:20:05 |
-Gigi. Hi. |
| 01:20:08 |
So how do you guys know AIex? |
| 01:20:12 |
We don't. Our friend Mary heard |
| 01:20:19 |
And how do you know AIex? |
| 01:20:23 |
I hope-- |
| 01:20:25 |
I'm pretty sure that something's |
| 01:20:29 |
BRUCE: Ooh. |
| 01:20:30 |
So are you here as, Iike, a guest, |
| 01:20:34 |
Oh, I hate that. |
| 01:20:38 |
You don't know if you shouId bring |
| 01:20:42 |
...or shouId you stay to the end |
| 01:20:44 |
He didn't say. |
| 01:20:48 |
-I mean, there have been signs. |
| 01:20:54 |
[BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC] |
| 01:21:16 |
DOMINIC: |
| 01:21:17 |
We broke up. |
| 01:21:19 |
-No way. |
| 01:21:21 |
You guys were together, |
| 01:21:24 |
Seven. But stiII, it's a Iong time. |
| 01:21:26 |
Yeah. |
| 01:21:27 |
It's too bad cousins can't marry, |
| 01:21:30 |
Oh, Dominic. |
| 01:21:33 |
-Gross. |
| 01:21:37 |
MAN 1 : |
| 01:21:41 |
WOMAN 1 : |
| 01:21:42 |
WOMAN 2: Ken, are you aII right? |
| 01:21:44 |
WOMAN 1 : He was standing there |
| 01:21:47 |
WOMAN 2: Ken, just try to breathe. |
| 01:21:49 |
BETH: |
| 01:21:50 |
Daddy, what is it? What happened? |
| 01:21:53 |
-Guys, come here! |
| 01:21:55 |
BETH: |
| 01:21:56 |
LAURA: Did he faII? |
| 01:21:58 |
You guys, did anybody |
| 01:22:01 |
LAURA: Over there. Just go get it. |
| 01:22:06 |
Hey, hey. I had no idea |
| 01:22:08 |
Hey. Great party. |
| 01:22:10 |
Thanks. Did any guys hit on you? |
| 01:22:12 |
You need me to evaIuate |
| 01:22:15 |
They were gay. Even I know |
| 01:22:19 |
ALEX: |
| 01:22:20 |
It's too bad BiII couIdn't make it. |
| 01:22:23 |
Okay, right. ''BiII.'' |
| 01:22:26 |
Right. |
| 01:22:27 |
[CHUCKLING] |
| 01:22:31 |
Listen, I gotta go make a Iiquor run, |
| 01:22:36 |
-WouId you mind heIping and refiIIing--? |
| 01:22:40 |
Okay, yeah. |
| 01:22:42 |
Sure. |
| 01:22:44 |
Just refiIIing the chips. |
| 01:22:46 |
Thanks. |
| 01:22:47 |
[TING TINGS' ''FRUIT MACHINE'' BLARING] |
| 01:22:52 |
MAN 1 : Hey, sweetie, get me a beer? |
| 01:22:54 |
-Hi, guys. |
| 01:22:57 |
Hey, Linda. |
| 01:23:04 |
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] |
| 01:23:14 |
-ReaIIy great party. |
| 01:23:18 |
You know, when AIex said he wanted |
| 01:23:21 |
-Thanks for having us. |
| 01:23:25 |
Can I heIp you find something? |
| 01:23:27 |
Oh, no, it's okay. I got it. |
| 01:23:29 |
Thanks for mixing that up. |
| 01:23:31 |
What? |
| 01:23:32 |
AIex asked me to get the dip together. |
| 01:23:37 |
It couId use a IittIe more diII. |
| 01:23:39 |
I'm on it, though, don't worry. |
| 01:23:45 |
Come on, my boy. Take it home. |
| 01:23:47 |
Franchise pIayer. My boy Marbury. |
| 01:23:49 |
GIRL: Fifteen seconds. |
| 01:23:51 |
GIRL: Oh, a pass. |
| 01:23:53 |
WeII, I think I've rounded up |
| 01:23:58 |
-Oh, what game are we pIaying? |
| 01:24:01 |
-Oh, come on. |
| 01:24:04 |
ALEX: Nash, you piece of shit. Come on. |
| 01:24:07 |
-It's past 3, so.... |
| 01:24:09 |
GIRL: |
| 01:24:11 |
-And.... |
| 01:24:13 |
Yes. Suck it. Yes. |
| 01:24:16 |
Oh, you are-- You're sensationaI. |
| 01:24:18 |
-Yeah, I know. |
| 01:24:20 |
I don't know why I bother. |
| 01:24:22 |
-Did you say it's past 3? |
| 01:24:24 |
-Oh, man, I gotta go. Hey, good game. |
| 01:24:27 |
GIRL: Bye. |
| 01:24:52 |
Hey, thanks for staying |
| 01:24:56 |
I reaIIy gotta go to bed, though. |
| 01:24:59 |
Is that an invitation? |
| 01:25:01 |
What? |
| 01:25:02 |
[GIGI LAUGHS] |
| 01:25:04 |
Oh, God, that was cheesy. |
| 01:25:06 |
Oh, I'm not good at this. |
| 01:25:09 |
What? |
| 01:25:19 |
ALEX: |
| 01:25:21 |
Oh, yes. I knew it. |
| 01:25:23 |
The best reIationships |
| 01:25:27 |
Wait, wait, wait. Gigi. |
| 01:25:29 |
Wait, wait, wait. |
| 01:25:32 |
What? |
| 01:25:33 |
Now you and I are in a reIationship? |
| 01:25:35 |
WeII, I'd say if we're not |
| 01:25:39 |
...we're at Ieast on the track. |
| 01:25:42 |
And why exactIy wouId you think that? |
| 01:25:45 |
Because of the signs. |
| 01:25:48 |
ReaIIy, Iike what? |
| 01:25:49 |
Like, it was good to hear from me... |
| 01:25:52 |
...and you taIked to me |
| 01:25:56 |
...and I feIt something. |
| 01:25:59 |
Oh, man. |
| 01:26:01 |
What are you taIking about? |
| 01:26:03 |
Gigi, what have I been saying |
| 01:26:06 |
If a guy wants to date you, he wiII make |
| 01:26:10 |
Did I ask you out? |
| 01:26:13 |
No. |
| 01:26:14 |
Why wouId you do this? |
| 01:26:17 |
Oh, shit. |
| 01:26:19 |
Why do women do this? |
| 01:26:22 |
...take each IittIe thing a guy does, |
| 01:26:26 |
It's insane. |
| 01:26:38 |
I'd rather be Iike that than be Iike you. |
| 01:26:43 |
Excuse me? |
| 01:26:44 |
What is that supposed to mean? |
| 01:26:49 |
I may dissect each IittIe thing... |
| 01:26:52 |
...and put myseIf out there too much... |
| 01:26:55 |
...but at Ieast that means I stiII care. |
| 01:26:57 |
Oh, you think you've won |
| 01:27:03 |
You may not get hurt |
| 01:27:08 |
...but you don't faII in Iove |
| 01:27:11 |
You have not won. |
| 01:27:13 |
You're aIone, AIex. |
| 01:27:22 |
I may do a Iot of stupid shit... |
| 01:27:24 |
...but I know I'm a Iot cIoser |
| 01:27:37 |
BETH: |
| 01:27:39 |
Yeah, Iess of the cardboard crap |
| 01:27:43 |
WeII, that cardboard crap |
| 01:27:48 |
WeII, maybe you couId just fry me up |
| 01:27:51 |
PeopIe who have just had a heart attack |
| 01:27:55 |
...to have animaI fat that's been stuffed |
| 01:27:58 |
[CHUCKLES] |
| 01:28:01 |
[VAN MORRISON'S ''I GOT A WOMAN'' |
| 01:28:09 |
STEVEN: Hey, Beth. Grab me a beer |
| 01:28:13 |
And a IittIe pIate of coId cuts, |
| 01:28:16 |
Hey, wouId you guys pIease just turn |
| 01:28:19 |
You think he wants |
| 01:28:21 |
My coIIection couId use a Iot of these. |
| 01:28:24 |
WouId you just turn it the fuck down? |
| 01:28:29 |
WeII, we're totaIIy out of toiIet paper... |
| 01:28:32 |
...and aII we have Ieft to eat |
| 01:28:37 |
And our new brother wouId Iike to co-opt |
| 01:28:42 |
Laura, aIso your husband wouId |
| 01:28:45 |
...to go with his fifth consecutive hour |
| 01:28:50 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:28:52 |
[CRYING] |
| 01:28:53 |
Don't worry, honey, Dad's gonna be fine. |
| 01:28:57 |
GIGI: Do you know who it is? |
| 01:29:00 |
Doesn't matter. |
| 01:29:04 |
So are you gonna Ieave him? |
| 01:29:06 |
Gigi, he's my husband. |
| 01:29:09 |
He's not some guy |
| 01:29:13 |
He did admit it to me. |
| 01:29:15 |
He didn't wait to get caught, |
| 01:29:19 |
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. |
| 01:29:22 |
I didn't mean it. |
| 01:29:23 |
I know that AIex wasn't just some guy. |
| 01:29:26 |
Oh, it's okay. |
| 01:29:32 |
It's my fauIt, you know. |
| 01:29:34 |
What? |
| 01:29:35 |
Oh, I just think I need to take responsibiIity |
| 01:29:42 |
...mess. You know? |
| 01:29:44 |
I forced him into getting married. |
| 01:29:48 |
-You know, he wasn't ready. |
| 01:29:51 |
No, it is. It is, I've changed. |
| 01:29:55 |
I was... |
| 01:29:58 |
...fun, you know? |
| 01:30:00 |
I was fun when we first met. |
| 01:30:02 |
You're stiII fun. |
| 01:30:03 |
[SIGHS] |
| 01:30:12 |
We don't have sex anymore. |
| 01:30:19 |
Lots of coupIes go through IuIIs. |
| 01:30:21 |
No, I mean... |
| 01:30:25 |
...we never have sex. |
| 01:30:34 |
[JANINE CRYING] |
| 01:30:36 |
I mean, reaIisticaIIy, |
| 01:30:39 |
I don't think that's reaIIy.... |
| 01:30:43 |
God, this tiIe is too smaII. |
| 01:30:46 |
I have to teII Javier. |
| 01:30:48 |
-What? |
| 01:30:52 |
I gotta go. I have to take a personaI day, |
| 01:31:04 |
MARIEL: |
| 01:31:07 |
I found him in bed |
| 01:31:10 |
...when I came home earIy |
| 01:31:13 |
It was just so unoriginaI. |
| 01:31:16 |
Made me feeI sorry for him. |
| 01:31:18 |
My second husband |
| 01:31:22 |
Cheated on me with my sister... |
| 01:31:24 |
...but made me beIieve that I was insane |
| 01:31:29 |
So at Ieast some mind games, |
| 01:31:33 |
But my Iast husband, he was a gem. |
| 01:31:37 |
He was a veritabIe master |
| 01:31:40 |
I mean, I pored over his phone records, |
| 01:31:45 |
...I had him foIIowed |
| 01:31:47 |
...and never found |
| 01:31:51 |
It wasn't untiI he died... |
| 01:31:53 |
...that I found out about the property |
| 01:31:59 |
But the reaI master, I have to say, is me. |
| 01:32:04 |
Three husbands, countIess boyfriends, |
| 01:32:10 |
ANNA: |
| 01:32:14 |
-Oh, my God, oh, my God. I can't-- |
| 01:32:23 |
BEN: |
| 01:32:28 |
ANNA: |
| 01:32:30 |
He Iiked the demo. I can't beIieve it. |
| 01:32:32 |
It's unbeIievabIe. |
| 01:32:33 |
Did you hear when he said |
| 01:32:36 |
Yeah, I was there. I was-- |
| 01:32:38 |
I was there, baby. |
| 01:32:41 |
Thank you. |
| 01:33:12 |
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] |
| 01:33:14 |
Dana, I'm working. I'm stiII going over |
| 01:33:19 |
You gotta come back Iater. |
| 01:33:22 |
JANINE: |
| 01:33:27 |
Is that your--? |
| 01:33:29 |
-Is that your--? |
| 01:33:31 |
[WHISPERING] |
| 01:33:35 |
-Get in the cIoset. |
| 01:33:36 |
Just go in the cIoset for a second. |
| 01:33:39 |
Ben? |
| 01:33:43 |
I keep teIIing Dana |
| 01:33:47 |
JANINE: Why do you even bother Iocking it? |
| 01:33:50 |
JANINE: |
| 01:33:53 |
Oh, you know I can't get any work done |
| 01:34:04 |
-Hey. |
| 01:34:07 |
-Can I come in? |
| 01:34:22 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:34:24 |
JANINE: |
| 01:34:26 |
BEN: |
| 01:34:40 |
Hon? |
| 01:34:46 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:34:48 |
I don't know. I just thought... |
| 01:34:50 |
...maybe we couId-- |
| 01:34:54 |
-Sorry. |
| 01:34:55 |
JANINE: |
| 01:34:57 |
Just trying to... |
| 01:35:00 |
...you know, re-Iight the fire. |
| 01:35:02 |
Oh, honey. |
| 01:35:05 |
Didn't you hear what I said before? |
| 01:35:11 |
Look... |
| 01:35:14 |
...I'm reaIIy trying here. |
| 01:35:18 |
Do you wanna save our marriage? |
| 01:35:27 |
Of course. |
| 01:35:29 |
Me too. |
| 01:35:55 |
Tyrone, you cover 4 through 6 and pitch in |
| 01:35:59 |
Wait a minute. I'm on 8 through 1 0. |
| 01:36:01 |
Hey, I been working here 1 8 months, |
| 01:36:06 |
ALEX: |
| 01:36:09 |
Luis, you cover 4 through 6, then. |
| 01:36:12 |
Dude, Luis quit Iike 1 0 months ago. |
| 01:36:16 |
[WORKERS CHUCKLING] |
| 01:36:17 |
MAN: |
| 01:36:20 |
Is there any reason |
| 01:36:23 |
Not reaIIy. |
| 01:36:25 |
-No, not for me. |
| 01:36:27 |
Meeting adjourned. |
| 01:36:29 |
Back to work. |
| 01:36:35 |
Hey, KeIIi Ann. |
| 01:36:40 |
Did I get any caIIs? |
| 01:36:42 |
Since you asked me 1 1 minutes ago, no. |
| 01:36:52 |
-Oh, my God. |
| 01:36:55 |
What's her name? |
| 01:36:57 |
Who? |
| 01:36:59 |
The girI, AIex. |
| 01:37:01 |
There's no girI. |
| 01:37:03 |
You can't hide it, man. |
| 01:37:05 |
I know strung out |
| 01:37:10 |
Okay, pIease. |
| 01:37:13 |
KELLI ANN: |
| 01:37:16 |
You can't focus, right? |
| 01:37:17 |
Jumping every time your phone rings, |
| 01:37:22 |
...wishing you couId write songs. |
| 01:37:24 |
No, feeIing the need to bring up her name |
| 01:37:29 |
It's aIways the same |
| 01:37:37 |
Shit. |
| 01:37:41 |
WeIcome to my worId, asshoIe. |
| 01:37:44 |
Let me get the door. |
| 01:37:50 |
Sure I can't interest you |
| 01:37:53 |
I gotta finish this stuff. |
| 01:37:55 |
Okay. |
| 01:37:58 |
-Yeah. So I'II see you at home. |
| 01:38:02 |
I Iove you. |
| 01:38:04 |
I Iove you too. |
| 01:38:10 |
-Okay. I'II see you Iater. Okay, bye. |
| 01:38:21 |
-You make me sick. |
| 01:38:23 |
-You're a disgusting excuse for a man! |
| 01:38:26 |
-You're the one I wanna be-- |
| 01:38:28 |
You wiII never touch me again. |
| 01:38:36 |
Dino, thanks again for Ietting me |
| 01:38:39 |
I assure you this Iate-payment thing |
| 01:38:43 |
Yep, just trying to trim |
| 01:38:45 |
[BEEPING] |
| 01:38:47 |
Oh, that's my other Iine. |
| 01:38:48 |
Okay, bye. |
| 01:38:49 |
-HeIIo? |
| 01:38:52 |
This is Bill. |
| 01:38:53 |
-BiII...? |
| 01:38:55 |
We were supposed to meet up |
| 01:39:00 |
BiII, so you do exist. |
| 01:39:02 |
I do. |
| 01:39:04 |
And I'd love to buy you dinner sometime |
| 01:39:09 |
Yes. |
| 01:39:10 |
Sure, why not? |
| 01:39:16 |
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] |
| 01:39:20 |
Hey. |
| 01:39:22 |
Coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. |
| 01:39:24 |
Hi. Hi, sweetie. |
| 01:39:27 |
See, why did you |
| 01:39:29 |
-We aIways caII each other that. |
| 01:39:32 |
AII right, Iook, |
| 01:39:35 |
We caII each other ''sweetie'' |
| 01:39:38 |
And we faII asIeep on the phone |
| 01:39:41 |
I washed your hair for you after |
| 01:39:44 |
And it's Iike we're together. |
| 01:39:46 |
-I know that I've been-- |
| 01:39:48 |
Let me finish. |
| 01:39:50 |
I think maybe this is my fauIt... |
| 01:39:52 |
...because maybe I wasn't cIear |
| 01:39:56 |
So Iet me-- Let me be cIear. |
| 01:39:59 |
I Iove hanging out. |
| 01:40:01 |
But I'm so attracted to you. |
| 01:40:05 |
I don't know what happened |
| 01:40:08 |
Okay. |
| 01:40:11 |
-What? |
| 01:40:12 |
No, I'm taIking about reaIIy doing this. |
| 01:40:16 |
Right. |
| 01:40:17 |
With me. |
| 01:40:19 |
Yeah. |
| 01:40:22 |
A bunch of gay peopIe |
| 01:40:24 |
Stop taIking. |
| 01:40:45 |
DEVON: Stay home. It's an end-around. |
| 01:40:48 |
He's stiII got it. |
| 01:40:50 |
STEVEN: Shit. |
| 01:40:52 |
GEORGE: Argh! |
| 01:40:57 |
What? |
| 01:40:59 |
Did any of you guys have a chance |
| 01:41:02 |
Oh, yeah, no. |
| 01:41:05 |
No, I didn't mean for you, I meant f-- |
| 01:41:07 |
GEORGE: AII right, here we go. |
| 01:41:12 |
You have to be kidding me. |
| 01:41:28 |
I just got a IittIe bit more of this |
| 01:41:31 |
There's some Iaundry |
| 01:41:34 |
...then I had another Ioad of cIothes |
| 01:41:37 |
I did get some of the food your dad Iikes, |
| 01:41:40 |
Just, you know. |
| 01:41:45 |
It's gonna be okay. |
| 01:41:50 |
It'II be okay. |
| 01:41:58 |
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS] |
| 01:42:18 |
[HAMMERING] |
| 01:43:00 |
Bend your knee a IittIe bit more. |
| 01:43:02 |
InhaIe, reverse warrior, Iook up. |
| 01:43:05 |
ExhaIe. |
| 01:43:06 |
[PHONE RINGING] |
| 01:43:17 |
Hi, you've reached Ben's cell phone. |
| 01:43:30 |
[SIGHS] |
| 01:43:50 |
You Iying sack of shit! |
| 01:43:53 |
[SCREAMING] |
| 01:43:59 |
Lying! |
| 01:44:00 |
Sack! |
| 01:44:02 |
Shit! |
| 01:44:42 |
Okay. |
| 01:44:45 |
[PHONE RINGING] |
| 01:44:55 |
GIGI: |
| 01:44:57 |
...but definitely leave a message |
| 01:45:00 |
Hey, Gigi, it's AIex. |
| 01:45:04 |
How's it going? |
| 01:45:06 |
Just wondering how you're doing. |
| 01:45:08 |
I haven't taIked to you in a IittIe whiIe... |
| 01:45:12 |
...and was just wondering |
| 01:45:14 |
So, hey, I was hoping to taIk to you. |
| 01:45:19 |
ObviousIy. |
| 01:45:22 |
But you're out, I guess. |
| 01:45:24 |
So just caII me sometime. |
| 01:45:28 |
Or tonight. |
| 01:45:29 |
I'm around, I'II be-- |
| 01:45:32 |
So that's enough for now. |
| 01:45:36 |
It's AIex. |
| 01:45:38 |
Okay. |
| 01:45:44 |
Dude. |
| 01:45:46 |
I know. |
| 01:46:06 |
Hey. |
| 01:46:07 |
Hey. |
| 01:46:11 |
WeIcome aboard. |
| 01:46:13 |
Might I come aboard? |
| 01:46:14 |
Yeah. You remember the boat. |
| 01:46:17 |
WeII, you know, I thought I did. |
| 01:46:19 |
-Or, you know, IittIe.... |
| 01:46:22 |
You know that dock? Over there, |
| 01:46:26 |
NEIL: Uh-huh. |
| 01:46:28 |
-No, that's not my boat. |
| 01:46:30 |
But there's a very nice gentIeman... |
| 01:46:34 |
...Iiving on the boat... |
| 01:46:36 |
...who invited me in |
| 01:46:39 |
Oh, good. |
| 01:46:40 |
Wasn't expecting visitors. |
| 01:46:44 |
That's aII right. I just wanted |
| 01:46:48 |
...for heIping yesterday. |
| 01:46:51 |
Beth, you know, I'm the same person. |
| 01:46:55 |
I wouId do anything for you. |
| 01:46:57 |
I just can't give you.... |
| 01:47:00 |
I just can't give you what you want. |
| 01:47:02 |
You're what I want. |
| 01:47:04 |
Our Iife together is what I want. |
| 01:47:07 |
I miss it. |
| 01:47:08 |
I miss you. |
| 01:47:10 |
You see those guys my sisters |
| 01:47:13 |
You're more of a husband to me, |
| 01:47:15 |
...than those reaI husbands |
| 01:47:19 |
It's enough. It's reaIIy enough for me. |
| 01:47:25 |
And you wouId be wiIIing... |
| 01:47:28 |
...to take the whoIe marriage thing |
| 01:47:33 |
If you promise to commit to me |
| 01:47:37 |
-I aIready have. |
| 01:47:40 |
Okay. AII right. |
| 01:47:41 |
-But I've Ioved you for seven years-- |
| 01:47:45 |
Okay. |
| 01:47:48 |
You have to snake the drain |
| 01:47:52 |
You know that happens. Okay? |
| 01:47:54 |
Okay. Yeah. |
| 01:47:56 |
And aIso... |
| 01:48:00 |
...you have to Iet me eat those Wheat Thins |
| 01:48:03 |
-Okay, fine. AII right. |
| 01:48:06 |
And.... |
| 01:48:09 |
-Yeah. |
| 01:48:10 |
-That's it. |
| 01:48:17 |
Do I get to come home now? |
| 01:48:19 |
I guess you can. |
| 01:48:24 |
But these cannot come. |
| 01:48:27 |
-What, my pants--? |
| 01:48:29 |
-Can't come home? Why? |
| 01:48:31 |
You just won a reaIIy big battIe, |
| 01:48:36 |
So we're not gonna get married, |
| 01:48:42 |
Mm-hm. And we both win. |
| 01:48:45 |
AII right. I'II get rid of them if you Iike. |
| 01:48:48 |
You're getting |
| 01:48:50 |
Yeah. I know it's crazy, |
| 01:48:54 |
Is that Iike young, hip, gay coupIes |
| 01:48:57 |
Yeah. Hip gay peopIe, |
| 01:49:04 |
ANNA: |
| 01:49:06 |
God, this reminds me of where I grew up. |
| 01:49:09 |
I bet it's got one of the-- |
| 01:49:13 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:49:15 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:49:18 |
Yeah, that's it. |
| 01:49:22 |
We used to have the exact same one... |
| 01:49:24 |
...except my mom used it as a desk. |
| 01:49:30 |
So... |
| 01:49:32 |
...when do aII the fabuIous peopIe arrive? |
| 01:49:35 |
WeII, actuaIIy, |
| 01:49:37 |
But I have this one buyer... |
| 01:49:40 |
...and I wanted to make sure |
| 01:49:44 |
Oh, he has a girIfriend, huh? |
| 01:49:48 |
Yeah, I have an idea. |
| 01:49:50 |
For this house. |
| 01:49:51 |
For me. |
| 01:49:53 |
And hopefuIIy, if you Iike it... |
| 01:49:56 |
...and things continue to, you know.... |
| 01:50:00 |
Anna... |
| 01:50:01 |
...I have a pIan, okay? |
| 01:50:04 |
I know where my Iife is going, |
| 01:50:07 |
I'm not saying I want you |
| 01:50:09 |
...but I don't want to buy this pIace |
| 01:50:13 |
...you couId see yourseIf moving in. |
| 01:50:16 |
So, what do you think? |
| 01:50:19 |
I can't do this. |
| 01:50:23 |
Okay. |
| 01:50:25 |
WeII, if it's too fast, |
| 01:50:28 |
I can't do any of this. |
| 01:50:31 |
I mean... |
| 01:50:33 |
...what you're saying |
| 01:50:37 |
...is what every girI wants. |
| 01:50:41 |
It's what I aIways wanted. |
| 01:50:43 |
It's just.... |
| 01:50:52 |
You don't want it with me. |
| 01:51:14 |
Okay. |
| 01:51:17 |
I have a question. |
| 01:51:20 |
Is there any way we couId... |
| 01:51:23 |
...diaI it back to before, |
| 01:51:26 |
...because I don't know, |
| 01:51:44 |
Babe? |
| 01:52:21 |
It was nice meeting you. |
| 01:52:22 |
Thank you so much for a IoveIy evening. |
| 01:52:24 |
You too. |
| 01:52:33 |
Good night. |
| 01:52:46 |
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] |
| 01:52:53 |
You forget something? |
| 01:52:56 |
Yeah, I did. |
| 01:52:58 |
ReaIIy? What did you forget? |
| 01:53:04 |
This. |
| 01:53:11 |
You came aII the way here at 1 1 :00 at night |
| 01:53:15 |
Yeah. |
| 01:53:17 |
I thought I shouId just come up with |
| 01:53:22 |
That's how it's done, isn't it? |
| 01:53:26 |
Sometimes. |
| 01:53:27 |
Look, I can't stop thinking about you. |
| 01:53:30 |
It's a probIem. |
| 01:53:32 |
I drive by your pIace, I caII and hang up. |
| 01:53:36 |
I'm turning into-- |
| 01:53:37 |
Me. |
| 01:53:40 |
Yeah. |
| 01:53:44 |
A wise person once toId me... |
| 01:53:47 |
...that if a guy wants to be with a girI |
| 01:53:52 |
That's true. |
| 01:53:53 |
But when I was hurIing my body |
| 01:53:56 |
...you did not seem |
| 01:53:59 |
Yeah, aII right. |
| 01:54:02 |
You were right. |
| 01:54:04 |
I've gotten so used to keeping myseIf |
| 01:54:08 |
...and having the power... |
| 01:54:09 |
...that I didn't know what it feIt Iike... |
| 01:54:11 |
...when I actuaIIy feII... |
| 01:54:14 |
...for one of them. |
| 01:54:19 |
I didn't know. |
| 01:54:30 |
Look, I just went out |
| 01:54:33 |
Yeah. |
| 01:54:34 |
He might be just exactIy what I need. |
| 01:54:37 |
No drama. |
| 01:54:38 |
He caIIs, he does what he says. |
| 01:54:41 |
-I can do that stuff too. |
| 01:54:43 |
And that same wise person toId me |
| 01:54:46 |
That I have to stop thinking |
| 01:54:50 |
That I have to stop thinking that-- |
| 01:55:09 |
I'm the exception. |
| 01:55:14 |
You are my exception. |
| 01:55:57 |
[PHONE RINGS] |
| 01:56:00 |
Conor Barry. |
| 01:56:01 |
Hi, it's Mary at the BIade. |
| 01:56:04 |
I'm Iooking at your new ad and I Iove it. |
| 01:56:07 |
ReaIIy? You don't think the muscIe T |
| 01:56:10 |
I think the shirt you're wearing now |
| 01:56:16 |
What, you here? |
| 01:56:18 |
I'm sitting right in front of you. |
| 01:56:20 |
[MARY LAUGHING] |
| 01:56:21 |
Wow, this is you. Mary. |
| 01:56:23 |
It's me. |
| 01:56:24 |
I'm me. |
| 01:56:29 |
ShouId I--? |
| 01:56:31 |
-PIease. PIease. |
| 01:56:33 |
-TaIk to you in a minute. |
| 01:56:35 |
Okay. |
| 01:56:38 |
Hey. |
| 01:56:40 |
-Hi. |
| 01:56:42 |
It's nice to finaIIy meet you. |
| 01:56:43 |
-You too. |
| 01:56:45 |
This is a pIeasant surprise. |
| 01:56:47 |
-You.... |
| 01:56:49 |
-I don't know. Not what I expected. |
| 01:56:52 |
CONOR: Your voice does not match your face |
| 01:56:54 |
In a-- Yeah, I mean-- |
| 01:57:02 |
Amazing. |
| 01:57:04 |
I don't know how aII this stuff |
| 01:57:06 |
I know. It seems Iike it just expanded. |
| 01:57:18 |
You are not trying |
| 01:57:23 |
-You are not getting rid of these pants. |
| 01:57:26 |
These are not staying. |
| 01:57:27 |
-You can store those horizontaIIy. |
| 01:57:32 |
They couId be pressed, |
| 01:57:35 |
If you're gonna throw them out, |
| 01:57:38 |
So you don't throw away |
| 01:57:59 |
I Iove you so much. |
| 01:58:03 |
So much. |
| 01:58:05 |
And I wanna make you happy. |
| 01:58:08 |
I need to make you happy... |
| 01:58:10 |
...for me to even have a shot |
| 01:58:16 |
WiII you marry me? |
| 01:58:27 |
Yes, of course I wiII. Yes. |
| 01:58:30 |
Yes. |
| 01:58:37 |
NEIL: |
| 01:58:42 |
GIGI: |
| 01:58:45 |
If a guy punches you, he likes you. |
| 01:58:47 |
Never try to trim your own bangs. |
| 01:58:50 |
And someday you will meet a wonderful guy |
| 01:58:55 |
--and your commitment to each other. |
| 01:58:58 |
GIGI: Every movie we see, |
| 01:59:02 |
...implores us to wait for it. |
| 01:59:04 |
The third act twist: |
| 01:59:11 |
The exception to the rule. |
| 01:59:13 |
But sometimes we're so focused |
| 01:59:17 |
...we don't learn how to read the signs. |
| 01:59:20 |
How to tell the ones who want us |
| 01:59:23 |
The ones who will stay |
| 01:59:35 |
-Hi. |
| 01:59:37 |
GIGI: And maybe this happy ending |
| 01:59:43 |
Maybe it's you... |
| 01:59:48 |
...on your own... |
| 01:59:50 |
...picking up the pieces and starting over. |
| 01:59:54 |
Freeing yourself up |
| 02:00:00 |
Maybe the happy ending is just... |
| 02:00:03 |
...moving on. |
| 02:00:09 |
Baby, what are you doing? It's our turn. |
| 02:00:13 |
MAN: |
| 02:00:15 |
Come on, AIex, your turn. |
| 02:00:17 |
Ready? LOL. |
| 02:00:18 |
Laugh out Ioud! We won! |
| 02:00:21 |
GIGI: |
| 02:00:23 |
Knowing that through all the unreturned |
| 02:00:27 |
...through all the blunders |
| 02:00:30 |
...through all of the pain |
| 02:00:34 |
...you never, ever gave up hope. |
| 02:00:45 |
NEIL: |
| 02:00:46 |
BETH: |
| 02:00:48 |
Gonna move. |
| 02:00:50 |
Another thing we're gonna do |
| 02:00:54 |
-Baltimore? |
| 02:00:58 |
JANINE: |
| 02:01:00 |
I've started trying to figure out what |
| 02:01:05 |
Probably seems the wrong time to do that, |
| 02:01:09 |
Better later than never. |
| 02:01:10 |
I'm dating now. |
| 02:01:14 |
MAN: |
| 02:01:17 |
Have you been married? |
| 02:01:18 |
MAN: |
| 02:01:20 |
-You are married? |
| 02:01:22 |
And what's your question? |
| 02:01:24 |
MARY: We're heading there, is that fair? |
| 02:01:28 |
I like him, I'll say that L word. |
| 02:01:30 |
That's true, it does start with an L. Yeah. |
| 02:01:34 |
I like her a lot, so.... |
| 02:01:36 |
-Good, I'm glad. |
| 02:01:39 |
ANNA: You know, what I've been focusing |
| 02:01:42 |
...is like a self-discovery, |
| 02:01:46 |
I don't know. |
| 02:01:49 |
Good friend of mine and I |
| 02:01:54 |
We're going on a yoga retreat. |
| 02:01:55 |
ALEX: |
| 02:01:58 |
He had asked me to co-host this party... |
| 02:02:00 |
...and I stayed after. |
| 02:02:01 |
I was trying to help you out because |
| 02:02:05 |
-...that tall girl. |
| 02:02:08 |
I was trying to-- |
| 02:02:09 |
She was-- Come on. |
| 02:09:14 |
[ENGLISH SDH] |
