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Enjoy yourself; |
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It's much later |
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To Janine... |
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MONEY MONEY MONEY |
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38,982th sunset |
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During its numerous |
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...the defense has maintained... |
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...by means of absurd |
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...that this case, |
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...is actually a political trial! |
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Gentlemen of the jury, |
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These five men are criminals. |
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I use the term advisedly. |
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These five common |
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...their fertile imaginations |
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They have only utilized |
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...to screen |
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Look into their eyes, |
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...the faintest glimmer, |
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...of a political ideal or thought! |
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I ask you, Your Honor... |
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I ask you, the jury... |
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I ask you, the people... |
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...what is the common denominator |
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Money... |
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...nothing but money! |
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Or, in the language |
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"loot. " |
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As for politics, |
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Moreover, psychiatrists |
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...that the IQ of |
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...is woefully below average. |
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The medical report |
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...states that he displays |
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...of neuroses ranging from |
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...to acute paranoia. |
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I will cite just one fact... |
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...about this individual, |
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...that fact concerns |
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...near an automobile |
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Simon Duroc and his friends... |
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...stole 8,523 tires |
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It was his first conviction... |
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From then on, |
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WE GIVE AWAY APPLES |
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- Fill her up, sir? |
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There you are, sir! |
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Calling Fox Bravo Hotel, |
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This is T6 Juliet Papa, over. |
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If you read me, |
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We know you are |
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Fox Bravo Hotel, Golf Romeo, |
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Fill her up, sir? |
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Fill her up. |
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There you are, sir! |
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Hey, my money! |
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I'm being robbed! |
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My money! |
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Thus was born the team |
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From 1960 to 1965, |
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From 1965 to 1970, |
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But we have |
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With Sabena, |
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Come on, over there! |
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Been to school? |
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Can you read? |
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Did you stop? |
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- Why not? |
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I stopped after! |
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I didn't see it! |
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My ear! |
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Are you hurt? |
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I'll take you to the hospital. |
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I'll hospitalize you! |
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Your car okay? |
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Take me to the airport! |
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- The hospital? |
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- The hospital? |
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Open the door! |
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Climb in! |
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We going or not? |
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Is this your car? |
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Are you deaf? |
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- You keep saying "Eh?" |
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Is this your car? |
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Yes. Why? |
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Where's the door key? |
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The key? |
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I lost it. |
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- What're you doing? |
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Well done! |
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Look, we've got |
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Car papers. |
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License and registration. |
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This is a stolen car. |
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A stolen car? |
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- Impossible! |
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Wait a minute! |
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I just met him... |
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Open the door. |
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Can't you open this door? |
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I've never met him! |
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- Do you know me? |
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Tell them you don't know me! |
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I don't know him. |
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Is this your car? |
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No! |
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I had an accident |
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This gentleman... |
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Wait a minute. |
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My car's a wreck! |
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You have to come with me. |
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This is a stolen car. |
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What the hell do I care? |
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It's not my fault! |
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You can't take me in! |
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I have to be in Paris |
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You can take a later plane. |
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Say something! |
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- I didn't steal the car. |
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Tell them what happened! |
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I found the car |
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You can explain at the station. |
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- Do you understand? |
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- I've got to get to Paris. |
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Just routine... |
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Then you can go. |
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"Lino Massaro, |
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I don't know him! |
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So you don't know each other? |
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I just stole the car! |
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Lino Massaro got five years... |
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...so did Aldo Maccione, |
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...that the car and the paintings |
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So that you'll understand, |
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...what these men did after prison. |
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And I say, today, why not us? |
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PROSTITUTES OF THE WORLD, UNITE |
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The fact that so many of you |
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...shows you feel |
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We will not be |
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No more secrecy, |
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Come out in broad daylight! |
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We took to the streets first, |
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The sidewalks belong to us! |
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What would men be without us? |
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Nothing! |
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We are not their property! |
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We are the hub |
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...which brings in billions. |
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Prostitution is a factory |
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...since we are the tools! |
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We are thousands |
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Tomorrow, together... |
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...we can be millions! |
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No more bosses! |
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No more exploitation by men! |
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I do not wave the red flag |
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...nor the black flag of anarchy. |
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I wave the pink flag of love... |
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...and of liberty! |
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We accept our duties... |
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...but we want our rights |
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And we will win. |
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We'll win by proving that |
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I'll go even further. |
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...a public utility! |
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For our protection... |
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...for social security benefits, |
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...for the recognition of our rights |
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I hereby proclaim |
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For the liberty of prostitution! |
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What style! |
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You were sensational... |
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...brilliant! |
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I didn't know |
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You surprised me. |
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You should be an actress, |
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I never thought of it. |
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I'm not. I meant it! |
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What you don't get is |
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C'mon, it looked like |
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You were all enjoying it. |
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Sure, but it's still serious. |
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You'll have to explain it to me... |
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...because I still don't get it. |
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- What? |
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What are they after? |
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Can't you see |
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So that's it! |
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Look at what's happening |
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Times have changed. |
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You, with your pinstriped suit, |
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...him with his cap. |
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I'm obsolete? |
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Let me get it straight. |
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Today the workers |
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You've got it! |
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I'll never fire you, boss. |
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You spoke of self-management. |
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- That's what I said. |
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...even in the whorehouses. |
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What then? |
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But it means |
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- Can't you understand? |
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...you can't say I'm a boss. |
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Never, to anyone! |
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Aldo, do I treat you |
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No, boss! |
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You asked for it! |
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Be serious for two minutes. |
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What about us? |
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You girls have had |
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That's right. |
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And we were always there, |
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- I'm not arguing. |
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...who took care of all that? |
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You did. |
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What do you want? |
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We want social security, |
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I told you, boss, |
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Hey, cut it out, okay? |
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- He's a pain! |
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Come on, go, go! |
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I'll stop the Mercedes |
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Good morning! |
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Stay calm. Thank you! |
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Please don't move! |
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The door. |
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Press the alarm button. |
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Now call them. |
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Hello, Mr. Policeman! |
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The Bank of Paris is being held up. |
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- Everything's okay. |
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Goodbye now. |
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Goodbye, Officer. |
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- Say goodbye! |
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Papa, this time |
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No, listen, Daniel... |
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...we'll talk about it tomorrow. |
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I've had it up |
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Let's say my day |
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I feel like I live in weirdoland. |
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What's gotten into everybody? |
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I'm in a hurry, |
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Papa, I have to explain! |
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- You must understand. |
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Capitalism's had it, |
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Communism's had it, |
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Cars have had it! |
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You've got to wake up |
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Fine, but right now let's go, |
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Close this thing |
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Pull toward you. |
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- What's this? |
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What is it? |
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1/3 gasoline, 1/3 ether, |
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- What do you do with it? |
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It explodes! |
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Come on... |
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...come with me. |
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- You light it where? |
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- It'll go off! |
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Let's see if |
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See? Now I understand. |
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Here, this is for the subway. |
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Fascist! |
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3,000 whores at the meeting, |
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To go on strike! |
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- Cut the deck. |
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And their slogans, |
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"Our bellies belong to us," |
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A low blow. |
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"We own the sidewalks," |
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...wait... Social security! |
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Don't listen to Communists! |
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And that's not all, Jacques. |
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I also had |
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...a young jerk |
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- So poker tonight... |
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If this can comfort you |
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I feel the same way. |
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We pulled a little job today. |
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Charlot neutralized |
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I took care of the bank. |
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Perfect! |
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10,000 francs! |
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- Less 6,000 expenses... |
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Boys, you've got |
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It's vital. |
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We're on the brink! |
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- Let's get through our heads! |
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You said it yourself: |
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The consumer society |
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And cars... |
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- The Fifth has had it! |
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- The French Republic, you idiot! |
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We're obsolete! |
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Fascist! |
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Thanks. |
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- Where's mine? |
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We're obsolete. |
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Aldo's right. |
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And I'll tell you why. |
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Because you keep looking |
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But that's not where it's at. |
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And your streetwalkers |
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Naturally. All women |
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...even hookers. |
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They vote, they hold |
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Women's Lib... |
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It's natural! |
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If you want money, Lino, |
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...of Women's Lib! |
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- What d'you mean? |
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Al Capone and Company |
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20 years behind. |
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All you're good at now |
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...and Aldo takes care |
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All right, wise guy... |
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You talk big, |
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Me? |
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I've got so many jobs, |
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I wing corporation |
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It's pretty funny... |
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...because I shoot |
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...the far right pays me... |
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...and the far left gets blamed. |
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How's that again? |
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I said I wing |
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...the far right pays me... |
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...and the far left gets blamed. |
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- How is it? |
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Politics is the only |
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...a booming business. |
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Politics is fine, |
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No! Above parties. |
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There's your loot. |
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The government... |
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...big business... |
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...labor unions! |
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I get 20,000 francs |
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A big labor union like the CGT |
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What if you kill one? |
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I said I wound them. |
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I don't kill! |
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Never! |
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You know what the CGT is? |
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- No, what is it? |
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We'll really have |
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Of course, you don't |
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But politics can't be |
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We should take lessons. |
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So, as Simon said, |
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...and the nuances of an era |
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That's how they'd make money! |
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Students and experts followed each other |
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...defining leftists... |
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Maoists, Communists, |
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Their "teachers" never dreamed |
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...without a cause. |
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They'd serve any cause |
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The UN of disorder |
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The UN of anarchy |
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It will be born |
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On February 13, 1972... |
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...a new chapter in gangsterism |
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Hoodlum imagination |
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"Stalin, born in 1870, |
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Took power in the USSR |
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...killing millions. " |
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Lmagine a man with no license, |
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He's bound to kill |
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Stalin was the road hog |
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For Trotsky, |
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"Revolution is permanent. " |
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He had him killed in Mexico. |
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That's where he ran him over |
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Weren't we told that? |
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Aldo, "The road hog |
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...is a metaphor. |
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I thought so! |
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Dialectical materialism... |
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...is the basis |
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Dialectics means you go |
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...like shifting gears. |
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So that's... |
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...you know how it works? |
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It allows you to shift... |
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...from a specific analysis |
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You can go both ways |
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...of your starting point. |
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Cars have automatic shifts now. |
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That was invented by Lenin. |
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You've heard the experts |
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They were very expensive. |
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I thought you should know. |
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Now you realize |
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...that exist between |
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...theories, countries... |
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...and flags. |
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I hope you're confused. |
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You mean, |
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Perfect! He's confused. |
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Because if you know |
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...you're above confusion. |
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And you'll make lots of money! |
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Our new sphere of action... |
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...will utilize the contradictions... |
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...of those who say "Love one another," |
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Our specialty, as I see it... |
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...is to be the specialists |
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You follow me? |
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No, it's not clear. |
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I'll be more precise. |
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I've a job in mind. |
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But for this job, |
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That is, Lino, Jacques and me, |
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Why didn't you say it, |
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That's what they do in show business. |
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- Tremendous |
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- Stupendous |
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- Erotical |
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- Political |
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- Adventure |
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Shut up. |
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Johnny, may I get |
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For Janine. |
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- Who's Janine? |
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Hello, everyone. |
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Today's top news: |
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The pop singer is still missing. |
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We now know he was kidnapped... |
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...the most daring |
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The big question: |
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Is it political... |
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- Happy? |
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Biggest headlines |
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- What general? |
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Le Monde: "Johnny's fans |
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- Find you? |
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L'Aurore: "Why Johnny?" |
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Yes... why? |
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Combat: "Johnny Hallyday, |
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Terrific! |
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A one-track mind. |
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Make it to cash. |
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As long as we can all |
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Your career is set for |
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...that's a modest estimate. |
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Easier than a bank. |
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- Who gets it? |
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Your stunt isn't cheap. |
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A publicity campaign |
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...with no headlines |
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How do you like |
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I like it, but I need time |
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The methods are new, |
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It looks like it's the wave |
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Mr. Georges? |
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- Inspector Lamotte. |
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- What is it? |
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Do you have |
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No, but tell him |
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One moment. |
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The police? What's it about? |
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It's personal. |
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Last door in the hallway. |
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Come in, gentlemen. |
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- What's the problem? |
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Inspector Dufour. |
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We're sorry to bother you... |
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...but we've arrested this man. |
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He robbed some places |
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He came here, too. |
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- Came here? |
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I haven't noticed |
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We're positive. |
00:41:05 |
It can't be! |
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- It was here? |
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The safe? |
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I just opened it. |
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Perhaps, but... |
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...better make sure, |
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Mistakes are so easily made. |
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Please make sure... |
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Of course, if you insist. |
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We're sorry to take up |
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A double-check |
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Oftentime, |
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...seen everything, |
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...you haven't seen everything. |
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See? Nothing's missing! |
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Sit down, please. |
00:41:55 |
- Sit down! |
00:41:57 |
We'll explain. |
00:42:00 |
...and look over there. |
00:42:06 |
He was right, |
00:42:08 |
He was absolutely right. |
00:42:12 |
You were right. |
00:42:15 |
Now, he's a little bit |
00:42:19 |
No, no! |
00:42:25 |
That's not very nice, sir! |
00:42:27 |
- Conk him on the head! |
00:42:30 |
- You might need it! |
00:42:34 |
No, he's very nice. |
00:42:37 |
- Very polite. |
00:42:39 |
He's loaded, too! |
00:42:41 |
It's a pleasure to deal |
00:42:44 |
I mean that! |
00:42:47 |
- A man of distinction... |
00:42:49 |
Go way over there... |
00:42:52 |
...and kneel. |
00:42:54 |
Good! Now, don't move. |
00:42:57 |
There's some more |
00:43:00 |
So there is! |
00:43:02 |
Stupid of me to forget. |
00:43:07 |
The plane for Asuncion. |
00:43:12 |
You're late! |
00:43:15 |
- It's gone? |
00:43:19 |
When's the next flight? |
00:43:21 |
Tomorrow. |
00:43:24 |
It's gone? |
00:43:28 |
I'm sorry to bother you. |
00:43:30 |
It's about your flight |
00:43:34 |
Quite by accident, |
00:43:36 |
...that there's a bomb |
00:43:40 |
I called to warn you. |
00:43:42 |
No, I can't give my name. |
00:43:46 |
No, be reasonable! |
00:43:48 |
I can't give you my name. |
00:43:50 |
At least, I've warned you. |
00:43:52 |
Yes, a bomb. |
00:43:54 |
A bomb. |
00:43:56 |
B... As in boo-boo! |
00:44:01 |
Did you miss |
00:44:04 |
You're lucky. |
00:44:06 |
...because of a technical problem. |
00:44:09 |
Why don't you give me |
00:44:11 |
- It turned back? |
00:44:15 |
- Don't worry, just a check-up. |
00:44:19 |
Shall I take your luggage? |
00:44:24 |
- Heaven's on our side. |
00:44:27 |
What's meant to be, will be. |
00:44:32 |
Aldo's really getting fat! |
00:44:37 |
What about the other bag! |
00:44:42 |
First, this one under your arm! |
00:44:49 |
You booked my suite? |
00:44:51 |
With bath? |
00:44:52 |
A suite with bath. |
00:44:55 |
Behind me! |
00:44:57 |
You, Don Maccione. |
00:45:03 |
- You're ogling! |
00:45:04 |
Cigarette! |
00:45:15 |
Take my coat. |
00:45:31 |
My sunglasses. |
00:45:47 |
Moron! |
00:45:51 |
Or I'll send you back to Sicily! |
00:46:00 |
Jackass! |
00:46:10 |
What are you looking at? |
00:46:12 |
- Nothing! |
00:46:15 |
Looking at girls! |
00:46:17 |
Yes, you were. |
00:46:20 |
- Want spaghetti? |
00:46:23 |
- You name it... Ouch! |
00:46:28 |
- Don Maccione! |
00:46:33 |
Wake up, we're almost there! |
00:46:37 |
What's that look for? |
00:46:40 |
Nothing. |
00:46:44 |
Don't forget |
00:46:47 |
He says the ambassador |
00:46:50 |
He's wonderful and won't |
00:47:44 |
- Coffee, Aldo! |
00:47:46 |
- No coffee? |
00:47:49 |
Next time! |
00:47:51 |
Lino, pass |
00:47:54 |
You drive me nuts |
00:47:57 |
Why not a bubble bath? |
00:48:00 |
- Give me the lotion. |
00:48:03 |
Listen, Simon. |
00:48:05 |
- I'm fed up with picnics. |
00:48:07 |
Fine! If there's no news |
00:48:10 |
There will be. |
00:48:13 |
How old is your wife? |
00:48:15 |
She's 25-26. |
00:48:17 |
How old? |
00:48:20 |
- 26. |
00:48:24 |
- You lucky bastard! |
00:48:27 |
- His wife? |
00:48:31 |
Any children? |
00:48:33 |
A girl and a boy. |
00:48:36 |
How much do you make? |
00:48:40 |
- Could be interesting. |
00:48:43 |
1,5 million pesos. |
00:48:46 |
- How much? |
00:48:48 |
Tell me in dollars. |
00:48:50 |
You divide by four |
00:48:54 |
- So that's... |
00:48:56 |
- How much? |
00:48:59 |
- He earns more than me! |
00:49:04 |
But I get room and board. |
00:49:08 |
Olvidados calling Manou. |
00:49:12 |
Can you hear me? |
00:49:16 |
Hello, this is Manou. |
00:49:18 |
Mike Alpha November, |
00:49:20 |
I read you loud and clear. |
00:49:30 |
That button. |
00:49:31 |
Calling Manou, |
00:49:33 |
Loud and clear. |
00:49:35 |
The government is convinced |
00:49:39 |
They refuse to exchange |
00:49:43 |
Send proof |
00:49:47 |
If they don't comply |
00:49:50 |
...execute the hostage. Out. |
00:49:53 |
Got the message. Out. |
00:49:57 |
Sit down. |
00:50:00 |
Midnight! |
00:50:02 |
- Midnight here, or where? |
00:50:05 |
- How do you know? |
00:50:08 |
I insist on one thing, Simon. |
00:50:10 |
We've got to send proof |
00:50:14 |
We'll take his picture. |
00:50:16 |
That's what we planned. |
00:50:19 |
And you think that will work! |
00:50:21 |
- How'll you send it? |
00:50:24 |
Come with me. |
00:50:27 |
Stand over there. |
00:50:30 |
Please, don't move. |
00:50:33 |
Don't move. |
00:50:35 |
These glasses? |
00:50:38 |
Put your jacket on, Pops. |
00:50:41 |
Ambassadors wear jackets. |
00:50:47 |
Let's go. Hurry up! |
00:50:52 |
- He needs a shave. |
00:50:56 |
Come on, be nice, |
00:51:00 |
- The smile makes the man. |
00:51:03 |
No, but I like it. |
00:51:05 |
The mule's gone. |
00:51:09 |
- I just saw it. |
00:51:13 |
Cut it out, Jacques! |
00:51:17 |
Now... Hold it. |
00:51:21 |
I hate to butt in... |
00:51:26 |
...but these ruins are |
00:51:28 |
...even dumb cops. |
00:51:30 |
Might as well draw a map! |
00:51:33 |
Want a group shot, with fingerprints? |
00:51:45 |
He didn't smile. |
00:51:49 |
I say this one. |
00:51:53 |
The least lousy. |
00:51:58 |
- Okay with you? |
00:52:01 |
Write... |
00:52:03 |
"I the undersigned... |
00:52:05 |
A. Hebert, |
00:52:07 |
Herzberg. |
00:52:09 |
"Swiss Ambassador... |
00:52:12 |
November 19th... |
00:52:15 |
- At 4:00 PM... " |
00:52:18 |
"... Am still alive. " |
00:52:22 |
- A good idea. |
00:52:25 |
The mule's over there! |
00:52:28 |
I have just heard... |
00:52:31 |
...my husband is still alive. |
00:52:33 |
I hardly dare believe it. |
00:52:37 |
And now... |
00:52:39 |
I speak to the kidnappers. |
00:52:42 |
I implore you... |
00:52:45 |
...to return my husband quickly. |
00:52:47 |
I ask you... |
00:52:50 |
...in the name of my two children... |
00:52:52 |
Sylvie and Patrick. |
00:52:55 |
They ask for him constantly. |
00:52:57 |
At midnight, |
00:53:01 |
I promise you... |
00:53:04 |
...if you return him to me, |
00:53:09 |
You're really a bitch! |
00:53:54 |
Hail Free Switzerland! |
00:54:19 |
Olvidados calling Manou. |
00:54:44 |
Mike Alpha November, |
00:54:46 |
Prisoners released. |
00:54:49 |
Thank you! |
00:54:55 |
Are you crazy? |
00:55:00 |
Didn't you hear? |
00:55:05 |
Yes, I heard. |
00:55:10 |
I didn't get my turn. |
00:55:13 |
You have no right! |
00:55:16 |
Hail Free Switzerland! |
00:55:20 |
What's $5,000 in pesos? |
00:55:24 |
I want a return match. |
00:55:27 |
No. A return match! |
00:55:31 |
That's enough! |
00:56:07 |
- Where are the children? |
00:56:10 |
Thank you for coming. |
00:56:13 |
In the name of |
00:56:17 |
I protest this scandalous deed... |
00:56:20 |
...not for myself personally... |
00:56:24 |
Well, there were five... |
00:56:27 |
- Real nothings! |
00:56:29 |
French spoken |
00:56:32 |
One was fat and |
00:56:36 |
...half-blind, |
00:56:39 |
...but still took cockeyed photos. |
00:56:43 |
The second was a tall fanatic |
00:56:46 |
...gambling with my life at poker. |
00:56:50 |
And Curly, |
00:56:53 |
Then there was one who always |
00:56:59 |
...he kept stroking his... |
00:57:02 |
...his gun, like a sexual object. |
00:57:05 |
And the last one was completely gaga, |
00:57:09 |
Carried his gun |
00:57:12 |
He was tattooed... |
00:57:16 |
It must be an international |
00:57:19 |
...of mental defectives. |
00:57:23 |
It was hell! They're a mafia... |
00:57:26 |
...a gang of monkeys! |
00:57:28 |
Why'd they pick you? |
00:57:31 |
- Why you? |
00:57:34 |
...we're pure, lovely, |
00:57:37 |
- We're from Lake Lucerne! |
00:57:40 |
I hope so, and I will demand... |
00:57:42 |
...the capture of these ruffians! |
00:57:45 |
He said I was fat! |
00:57:47 |
And I'm obsessed by the mule! |
00:57:49 |
He's got to be queer. |
00:57:52 |
All that kissing last night... |
00:57:54 |
...no man acts like that. |
00:57:56 |
Obsessed by a mule! |
00:57:59 |
Maybe I'm a little well-developed, |
00:58:03 |
You're more than |
00:58:06 |
But he's not fat! |
00:58:08 |
Are you peeing or sputtering? |
00:58:10 |
There, we're finished! |
00:58:12 |
Let's go. |
00:58:14 |
You're right, Lino, |
00:58:38 |
If we ever find |
00:59:03 |
The Revolution is |
00:59:07 |
Maybe, General... |
00:59:09 |
...but let's get |
00:59:13 |
You're the Revolution... |
00:59:16 |
But we are us. |
00:59:20 |
The people see you... |
00:59:23 |
...as the liberators |
00:59:25 |
We don't want |
00:59:28 |
- Serve the people? No! |
00:59:33 |
Two hijackings, the kidnapping |
00:59:37 |
Hold on, General. |
00:59:41 |
Simon, we came here |
00:59:44 |
Absolutely! |
00:59:46 |
Well, General? |
00:59:50 |
Let's have the $200,000! |
00:59:53 |
Jacques, |
00:59:56 |
Ernesto is an honorable man. |
00:59:59 |
Just be patient. |
01:00:07 |
You hired us to do a job. |
01:00:09 |
We did it and did it well. |
01:00:12 |
We kept our end of the bargain. |
01:00:14 |
Now you keep yours. |
01:00:16 |
It's simple. You pay us, |
01:00:21 |
If you have other jobs later... |
01:00:23 |
...hijackings and so on, okay. |
01:00:26 |
But as my friend said, |
01:00:30 |
We'll take cash. |
01:00:32 |
You're only in for the money? |
01:00:37 |
- Aren't you Marxists? |
01:00:42 |
Pay me, and I may become |
01:00:48 |
You got any tanning lotion? |
01:00:56 |
Well? |
01:00:58 |
Check, or cash? |
01:00:59 |
I haven't any cash now, but... |
01:01:02 |
You're making us angry. |
01:01:04 |
- I have an idea. |
01:01:06 |
You don't know what it is! |
01:01:09 |
I propose that we get $100,000 |
01:01:13 |
- And the rest in two weeks. |
01:01:16 |
- It gets us off the hook. |
01:01:21 |
Sorry, but you'll pay up |
01:01:23 |
Yes, right now. |
01:01:25 |
Gentlemen, |
01:01:32 |
You'll be tried |
01:01:40 |
You have any tanning lotion? |
01:01:43 |
Coconut oil? |
01:02:27 |
If I'd known who I was hiring... |
01:02:30 |
That's what happens |
01:02:34 |
Why didn't you stay |
01:02:39 |
No ear for it. |
01:02:42 |
You'll regret this. |
01:02:45 |
History is with us. |
01:02:49 |
History will speak for itself. |
01:02:53 |
I need men like you. |
01:02:56 |
No work without pay. |
01:02:59 |
A Marxist like you |
01:03:01 |
You set a bad example. |
01:03:04 |
That's what we fight for. |
01:03:09 |
Why'd the 1871 |
01:03:11 |
They wouldn't attack |
01:03:14 |
Historians all agree on that. |
01:03:18 |
Work for me, Simon, |
01:03:22 |
Like you did |
01:03:27 |
You really are just |
01:03:33 |
We must kill you all |
01:03:37 |
Right. All bets are off. |
01:03:39 |
Today's winners are not |
01:03:43 |
Today's winner |
01:03:46 |
...who handles blackmail |
01:03:50 |
...as well as confusion in clarity! |
01:04:03 |
- Did he behave? |
01:04:06 |
- A good price, I hope. |
01:04:10 |
We'll show him how to get rich |
01:04:14 |
With late charges, |
01:04:18 |
$200,000 for the ambassador |
01:04:22 |
$200,000 for the ambassador |
01:04:27 |
$300,000 for two kidnappings. |
01:04:47 |
Where's Juarez? |
01:04:52 |
In the shack, up there. |
01:04:59 |
- I see no one. |
01:05:01 |
Charlot, are you listening? |
01:05:04 |
Bring out Ernesto. |
01:05:09 |
Have him wave. |
01:05:14 |
Enough. |
01:05:17 |
You saw him? |
01:05:25 |
What if I refuse? |
01:05:28 |
Young man, |
01:05:37 |
One second, please. |
01:05:50 |
Thanks a lot! |
01:06:04 |
Charlot! |
01:06:26 |
Bring Ernesto out. |
01:06:30 |
Have him wave. |
01:06:38 |
He can go back in. |
01:06:43 |
And if I refuse? |
01:06:49 |
You want Juarez alive? |
01:06:58 |
One second, please. |
01:07:08 |
Quick! |
01:07:10 |
- The pictures for our posters! |
01:07:24 |
We got it! |
01:07:27 |
Holy shit! |
01:07:31 |
Interesting. |
01:07:36 |
Politics isn't all bad. |
01:07:39 |
I wondered |
01:07:42 |
- Now I know. |
01:07:45 |
- Call that chicken feed? |
01:07:50 |
Curly's getting mad. |
01:07:52 |
They've got problems up there! |
01:07:55 |
Look at the Yanks. |
01:07:57 |
$1,000 the Yanks |
01:08:00 |
- $2,000 on mine! |
01:08:02 |
- I call you. |
01:08:07 |
- Why the Yanks? |
01:08:11 |
5,000 on the Yanks, |
01:08:15 |
Mine look bad right now... |
01:08:17 |
...but look at Curly! |
01:08:20 |
10,000 on the Marxists! |
01:08:22 |
- 12 on the capitalists. |
01:08:26 |
15 each on the capitalists! |
01:08:28 |
I'll give you boys a break. |
01:08:33 |
Okay? |
01:08:39 |
Damn fools! |
01:08:42 |
- You see that! |
01:08:45 |
The next war will be like that. |
01:08:48 |
One big bang! |
01:08:50 |
No one'll ever know who won. |
01:08:56 |
You know something? |
01:09:00 |
I liked Ernesto. |
01:09:03 |
A man has to die |
01:09:06 |
Another thing. |
01:09:09 |
He was straight. |
01:09:11 |
Coming or not? |
01:09:15 |
The money, Lino! |
01:09:20 |
We're rich! |
01:09:47 |
Are you sure |
01:09:50 |
To perfection! |
01:09:52 |
- Where did you learn? |
01:09:54 |
- You went to high school? |
01:09:58 |
Go on. |
01:10:04 |
Stop. |
01:10:11 |
- Was it good? |
01:10:15 |
I think you'd better keep that. |
01:10:20 |
Aldo can't speak English, |
01:10:26 |
Paris traffic is bad, |
01:10:34 |
"I speak fluent English. " |
01:10:37 |
- Fluent! |
01:10:39 |
- We get to choose? |
01:10:42 |
You're heartwarming |
01:10:49 |
- Do you have a magazine? |
01:11:13 |
You're overdoing it. |
01:12:14 |
My glasses. |
01:13:15 |
Fluent! |
01:13:19 |
- Where were we? |
01:13:50 |
Relax, Charlot. |
01:13:55 |
Next job in English... |
01:13:58 |
...we send Jacques and Aldo. |
01:14:01 |
- It went fine. |
01:14:07 |
I've seen some |
01:14:22 |
"Ate Daze"? |
01:14:26 |
Not listed. |
01:14:28 |
Nothing. |
01:14:31 |
Jacques said |
01:14:34 |
No "Ate Daze," |
01:14:37 |
I'll take care of it. |
01:14:53 |
Let's sit down. |
01:15:02 |
- What'd you say? |
01:15:07 |
You're sure you said that? |
01:15:09 |
I'm sure. |
01:15:13 |
Fine. |
01:15:23 |
How's my hat? |
01:15:25 |
My hat. |
01:15:27 |
The hat's fine, |
01:15:48 |
Y'know, you really |
01:15:51 |
- Oh, hello. |
01:15:54 |
Downstairs is gay and lively, |
01:15:58 |
You're right. |
01:16:01 |
- Champagne! |
01:16:05 |
I make 71,000 francs |
01:16:07 |
- Interesting! |
01:16:10 |
You're Belgian? |
01:16:12 |
I work soil and beasts. |
01:16:15 |
- You work what? |
01:16:18 |
- I'm an agricult! |
01:16:21 |
I'd like five glasses |
01:16:25 |
- All for you? |
01:16:30 |
Where are the men |
01:16:33 |
The pilots? |
01:16:35 |
Over there? |
01:16:38 |
We can't go see them? |
01:16:40 |
No visitors allowed |
01:16:43 |
The fifth glass. |
01:16:47 |
With all these imbeciles... |
01:16:49 |
Anything can happen. |
01:16:54 |
So they're over there, you say. |
01:16:56 |
- Aren't they bored? |
01:16:58 |
I'll show you. |
01:17:01 |
Make sure no one |
01:17:04 |
- What is it? |
01:17:08 |
Evening, Captain. |
01:17:11 |
Thanks for your help. |
01:17:15 |
Don't you panic. |
01:17:17 |
We're used to it. |
01:17:19 |
- So are we. Altitude? |
01:17:22 |
Go up to 12,000 |
01:17:25 |
Contact the president |
01:17:29 |
He has an urgent appointment... |
01:17:42 |
...with Mr. Smith |
01:17:56 |
You speak French? |
01:18:00 |
Put that away! |
01:18:02 |
Well, now... |
01:18:05 |
...we've just heard |
01:18:10 |
...a 747, to be exact, |
01:18:13 |
It so happens, |
01:18:17 |
...that we specialize |
01:18:26 |
Two what? |
01:18:27 |
- Two million. |
01:18:30 |
Dollars, naturally. |
01:18:33 |
10% |
01:18:35 |
- 10% of what? |
01:18:39 |
What if, unfortunately, |
01:18:43 |
20 million is what |
01:18:47 |
And you want |
01:18:51 |
Naturally. |
01:18:53 |
- And at once. |
01:18:56 |
And where do I find |
01:18:59 |
That's your problem. |
01:19:03 |
This lady next to me |
01:19:07 |
"How do they fly at night |
01:19:09 |
I said we'd ask the captain. |
01:19:13 |
So he told her, |
01:19:16 |
He said, |
01:19:19 |
...on the tip of the left wing? |
01:19:22 |
And you see |
01:19:25 |
...on the tip of the right wing? |
01:19:30 |
Suppose I accept? |
01:19:32 |
Then it's all arranged. |
01:19:35 |
An hour from now, |
01:19:39 |
...we'll phone you a password |
01:19:44 |
And the plane will go beddy-bye |
01:19:48 |
"Ginette's striptease |
01:19:53 |
Perfect! |
01:19:55 |
And now please, |
01:19:57 |
Say nothing |
01:20:00 |
If you like, you can then go |
01:20:07 |
Are we rich? |
01:20:11 |
We're rich, you know. |
01:20:13 |
How'll you spend it? |
01:20:15 |
I can't believe... |
01:20:18 |
I was a car thief, |
01:20:23 |
Millions! |
01:20:25 |
Maybe I don't have the build... |
01:20:27 |
...but I have a right to dream... |
01:20:30 |
...to have lofty thoughts |
01:20:33 |
I always love |
01:20:36 |
- How do you get rid of them? |
01:20:41 |
It's easy. |
01:20:43 |
You tell them to go, |
01:20:46 |
Once I tell them, that's it. |
01:20:48 |
I can't fall in love. |
01:20:50 |
I can't. |
01:20:51 |
Do you know |
01:20:55 |
We've got money now! |
01:20:57 |
You never know |
01:21:00 |
You've got to stay focused! |
01:21:14 |
He's going to hurt somebody! |
01:21:28 |
Lunge, Lino! |
01:21:31 |
Good. |
01:21:33 |
Ad out! Ad out. |
01:21:38 |
117-love! |
01:21:44 |
Be courteous, gentlemen, |
01:21:48 |
11! |
01:22:06 |
Carrying anything? |
01:22:09 |
A little. 38, why? |
01:22:12 |
I've got a fun job. |
01:22:16 |
Here? |
01:22:19 |
The casino cash-box |
01:22:23 |
There'll be a driver and a guard. |
01:22:30 |
Just us two? |
01:22:31 |
Maybe our friend |
01:22:38 |
Doing all right? |
01:22:40 |
"Our nature must |
01:22:44 |
What're you talking about? |
01:22:46 |
What was the point |
01:22:50 |
You're going |
01:22:52 |
...for a lousy $20,000! |
01:22:56 |
It's not for money, |
01:23:01 |
To kill time, Simon! |
01:23:03 |
Can't you just relax |
01:23:05 |
There goes |
01:23:08 |
- You call this fun? |
01:23:12 |
Take Aldo and Charlot. |
01:23:15 |
Yours, mademoiselle? |
01:23:22 |
Want to knock over |
01:23:27 |
Fuck you! We're on vacation! |
01:23:30 |
Sure, this is how |
01:23:33 |
Look at that fool! |
01:23:39 |
Looks like a train starting. |
01:23:41 |
That's walking! |
01:23:43 |
- Come on, you too! |
01:23:46 |
I always walk like that |
01:23:49 |
Watch the way I move. |
01:23:52 |
Not like that, Simon! |
01:23:55 |
- The leg like that. |
01:23:58 |
You have to see it |
01:24:01 |
That really does |
01:24:05 |
Terrific! |
01:24:08 |
- He's riding a bike! |
01:24:12 |
- Not like that! |
01:24:14 |
I taught him! |
01:24:18 |
- Italian-style! |
01:24:22 |
Like this! |
01:24:25 |
Smooth! |
01:24:28 |
Simon, watch! |
01:25:11 |
Let yourself go! |
01:25:55 |
Lino, how do you |
01:26:05 |
- What'd he say? |
01:26:16 |
Show me where we are. |
01:26:20 |
We're there. |
01:26:22 |
- Where are we going? |
01:26:26 |
Is there an airport? |
01:26:28 |
At Haknan-Hwahwa? |
01:26:31 |
So, to Hakna-whatever. |
01:26:34 |
Aldo, the dog and I |
01:26:37 |
Because I can't stand |
01:26:41 |
But why stop |
01:26:44 |
Just look at |
01:26:47 |
And look at him! |
01:26:49 |
He's sick! |
01:26:51 |
No, no! |
01:27:01 |
Lino, the tanning lotion! |
01:27:09 |
Charlot, give me a hand! |
01:27:19 |
You must've caught a whale! |
01:27:30 |
Easy! |
01:27:32 |
You nut, I was sunbathing! |
01:27:34 |
A Michelin 42/12. |
01:27:38 |
A Michelin 42/12, |
01:27:41 |
- You've had too much sun! |
01:28:46 |
Why did we rent a sailboat? |
01:28:49 |
If we had a boat with a motor... |
01:28:52 |
...there'd be five girls here. |
01:28:55 |
Why a boat with sails? |
01:29:04 |
What's that? |
01:29:09 |
A friend of mine, |
01:29:11 |
...runs a summer holiday camp. |
01:29:13 |
He gives suntanning lessons. |
01:29:16 |
He told me |
01:29:20 |
...that nobody thinks about. |
01:29:22 |
Jacques, ever study suntanning? |
01:29:25 |
When do we turn in the boat? |
01:29:31 |
Are you being funny? |
01:29:34 |
I told you, Paris! |
01:30:24 |
Aldo! The girls! |
01:31:15 |
What'd I tell you |
01:31:19 |
- What'd I tell you? |
01:31:23 |
And here we are... |
01:31:27 |
I know one thing: |
01:31:31 |
It's not the way |
01:31:36 |
"Yoo-hoo! |
01:31:41 |
Come have some pasta, |
01:31:47 |
He's right, you two |
01:31:51 |
How many times... |
01:31:55 |
...how many times have I told you |
01:31:59 |
- How many times? |
01:32:04 |
If we can't get broads, |
01:32:07 |
...what good is it? |
01:32:09 |
I like men, not so much |
01:32:13 |
...but because |
01:32:16 |
I didn't see you two |
01:32:50 |
Who shut the door |
01:32:53 |
- Aldo did. |
01:32:55 |
I was there. |
01:33:48 |
Mr. Ernesto, you know that... |
01:33:52 |
Jacques, you tell him. |
01:33:56 |
He said that... |
01:33:57 |
...of all the men we'd met... |
01:34:00 |
General, you were the best. |
01:34:05 |
I even added |
01:34:08 |
Yes, that's right. |
01:34:11 |
Thank you very much. |
01:34:13 |
You know the procedure: |
01:34:16 |
One, kidnapping; |
01:34:18 |
...two, ransom. |
01:34:20 |
I'll only ask for the $2 million |
01:34:32 |
Give me your Swiss bank |
01:34:46 |
So, what's the number? |
01:34:49 |
Mr. Ernesto, how did you find us? |
01:34:52 |
You're noticeable |
01:34:54 |
Your behavior |
01:34:59 |
But you aren't Marxists. |
01:35:02 |
You're cheap hoodlums! |
01:35:05 |
Easy, there! |
01:35:19 |
I'll bet $1,000 he talks. |
01:35:21 |
$2,000, he doesn't. |
01:35:24 |
I'm with you, Jacques. |
01:35:28 |
Well? |
01:35:43 |
$2,000 he doesn't talk. |
01:35:46 |
$3,000, he does. |
01:35:50 |
$5,000. |
01:35:59 |
$10,000, he misses, |
01:36:03 |
Double that. |
01:36:05 |
What about that Swiss |
01:36:08 |
Screw you. |
01:36:10 |
Screw you! |
01:36:13 |
I'm not as good a shot |
01:36:15 |
Screw you! |
01:36:19 |
Paper tiger! |
01:36:23 |
You're a paper tiger. |
01:36:30 |
Relax, it's phony. |
01:36:37 |
- What'd he say? |
01:36:39 |
- I'm in. |
01:36:41 |
$15,000. |
01:36:43 |
I won! |
01:36:45 |
- $15,000 he talks. |
01:36:48 |
I'll cover all three |
01:36:51 |
Well, Mr. Bandit? |
01:36:56 |
The Swiss account. |
01:37:00 |
I don't remember. |
01:37:05 |
We'll see. |
01:37:07 |
Drop your pants. |
01:37:13 |
Why should I |
01:37:15 |
You'll see. |
01:37:30 |
It's funny! |
01:37:40 |
Lino, try it! |
01:37:46 |
It's funny! |
01:37:53 |
It's funny, Ernesto! |
01:38:02 |
Does little Poupoune |
01:38:06 |
- I've got an offer... |
01:38:13 |
UBS in Zurich, 9461. |
01:38:17 |
Ask for Hugo Frichthafen, |
01:38:22 |
You are a humanist! |
01:38:25 |
Lt'll surprise Frichthafen! |
01:38:28 |
- But... |
01:38:30 |
- Ernesto, can I say... |
01:38:33 |
Go ahead, tell him in Italian! |
01:38:35 |
- Go f... |
01:38:38 |
Juarez! |
01:38:40 |
I thought he was honest, |
01:38:45 |
He was a bastard! |
01:38:47 |
Know what he did? |
01:38:49 |
I gave him the number... |
01:38:51 |
...and he took the $2 million. |
01:38:53 |
But that's not all! |
01:38:56 |
Took all the money we had! |
01:39:00 |
And that's not all. |
01:39:03 |
And yes, to the French police! |
01:39:06 |
These men are not innocent, |
01:39:10 |
But they are prophets! |
01:39:14 |
The innocent have full hands |
01:39:18 |
The accused have empty hands... |
01:39:20 |
...but their hearts are heavy |
01:39:25 |
Where, Mr. Prosecutor, |
01:39:28 |
Do the accused have |
01:39:33 |
Or mansions in rich suburbs? |
01:39:36 |
No! They own nothing! |
01:39:38 |
They own nothing |
01:39:44 |
...against a political system |
01:39:50 |
With all due respect, |
01:39:53 |
...the growing unrest |
01:39:57 |
...the solidarity strikes... |
01:40:00 |
...the riots... |
01:40:02 |
...add proof, |
01:40:04 |
...this is a political trial! |
01:40:07 |
In fact, politics |
01:40:11 |
The real defendant |
01:40:17 |
The real defendant... |
01:40:20 |
...is our immoral modern world... |
01:40:22 |
...its electoral chicanery... |
01:40:25 |
...its tactical pacts |
01:40:30 |
These men, the accused... |
01:40:33 |
...have simply tried to blow up |
01:40:37 |
...called politics! |
01:40:40 |
He's oversimplifying. |
01:40:42 |
The system is not on trial here. |
01:40:46 |
The accused placed it on trial |
01:40:53 |
Not to oversimplify, but... |
01:40:55 |
The system is on trial here. |
01:40:58 |
Its survival may even |
01:41:03 |
We know the political opinions |
01:41:08 |
If any doubt still exists... |
01:41:12 |
...this revelation |
01:41:15 |
All the money |
01:41:18 |
...was turned over spontaneously... |
01:41:22 |
...to Ernesto Juarez... |
01:41:28 |
...so that the Revolution |
01:41:37 |
I assume that |
01:41:41 |
Of course, Mr. Prosecutor. |
01:41:47 |
A $2 million transfer... |
01:41:50 |
...from anonymous account |
01:42:00 |
...to equally anonymous |
01:42:11 |
What if they escaped? |
01:42:13 |
What are you saying? |
01:42:16 |
They escape, you're safe. |
01:42:20 |
The protesters will stop... |
01:42:25 |
And you are no longer |
01:42:28 |
An escape! |
01:42:31 |
...someone will have |
01:42:34 |
Of course, |
01:42:38 |
The accused will rise. |
01:42:40 |
Everybody stay calm! |
01:42:43 |
This is about those three clowns |
01:42:45 |
Let's go, baby-doll! |
01:42:48 |
This is an escape, |
01:42:51 |
So let's all sing |
01:42:55 |
All together! |
01:42:57 |
Sing, sing! |
01:42:59 |
Sing out! |
01:43:15 |
Louder! |
01:43:31 |
Aldo, the government's with us. |
01:43:35 |
Leaving Paris |
01:43:38 |
But this time, |
01:43:41 |
Fixed us up with an escape. |
01:43:43 |
We have to go to Africa, |
01:43:47 |
Where's that damn plane! |
01:43:50 |
I've got it! |
01:43:53 |
It's behind us. |
01:43:57 |
It's behind a hill back there. |
01:44:03 |
Hang on! |
01:44:09 |
I've already told you |
01:44:13 |
Take your time! |
01:44:30 |
I'm telling you, |
01:44:34 |
Slow down, we've got time. |
01:44:43 |
There! |
01:44:46 |
Unbelievable! |
01:44:49 |
- Stop! |
01:44:51 |
- I said stop. |
01:44:54 |
Stop! |
01:44:56 |
You missed a stop sign. |
01:45:03 |
- Did you see a stop sign? |
01:45:06 |
Where? |
01:45:07 |
- 150 yards back. |
01:45:10 |
There's no stop sign. |
01:45:14 |
- Officer... |
01:45:19 |
This car isn't ours, |
01:45:22 |
The plane over there |
01:45:26 |
The plane is |
01:45:29 |
We're not wanted here, |
01:45:32 |
Jacques, you try! |
01:45:35 |
Well, it's an African problem. |
01:45:39 |
Above all, |
01:45:41 |
Because your bosses... |
01:45:45 |
...made a deal with us. |
01:45:48 |
They arranged it. |
01:45:50 |
"But you'll go to Africa!" |
01:45:52 |
You are blocking us... |
01:45:54 |
...and they just unblocked us! |
01:45:57 |
You're making a big mistake. |
01:46:01 |
They asked us to go to Africa. |
01:46:06 |
You heard him. |
01:46:09 |
You can't block us |
01:46:12 |
He can't explain it. |
01:46:16 |
I'll have to explain it to you. |
01:46:18 |
Silence! This neuropath |
01:46:23 |
One at a time. |
01:46:25 |
One at a time? |
01:46:29 |
It's a question of Africa! |
01:46:32 |
Gentlemen, please, |
01:46:34 |
Your establishment is |
01:46:37 |
You block us |
01:46:41 |
Makes no sense. |
01:46:43 |
Your job is to unblock |
01:46:50 |
Over that hill. Fast! |
01:46:53 |
Not so fast, take the road! |
01:46:55 |
- Faster! |
01:46:57 |
- Not so fast! |
01:47:07 |
- The road's faster! |
01:47:18 |
Stop pushing! |
01:47:22 |
Well, let go! |
01:47:26 |
He's holding me. Let go! |
01:47:30 |
That moron! |
01:47:34 |
Come out of there! |
01:47:37 |
A driving neuropath! |
01:47:40 |
- Where is he? |
01:47:48 |
Let me tell you. |
01:47:50 |
We're going to have a talk, |
01:47:54 |
- You neuropath! |
01:48:04 |
What's wrong? |
01:48:15 |
Here's the spectacular climax |
01:48:20 |
...that has attracted |
01:48:23 |
The Minister of Justice |
01:48:26 |
This news seems |
01:48:28 |
...to another item |
01:48:31 |
Arriving in Africa |
01:48:33 |
...the five fugitives |
01:48:36 |
...have been welcomed |
01:48:40 |
Let's admit that men |
01:48:44 |
...to the cause of a Revolution... |
01:48:47 |
...do not grow on trees, |
01:49:01 |
Citizens! |
01:49:04 |
Comrades! |
01:49:07 |
Brothers! |
01:49:10 |
Hi, everyone! |
01:49:13 |
Ladies and gentlemen! |
01:49:17 |
Thank you for granting us |
01:49:22 |
I want to tell you one thing. |
01:49:25 |
I, the cyclical neuropath... |
01:49:29 |
...the head of Occidental Paranoia... |
01:49:33 |
...say that power is |
01:49:49 |
We wanted to be free... |
01:49:52 |
...and we are free! |
01:49:55 |
Better a good master |
01:50:01 |
The shortest road... |
01:50:04 |
...from barbarism to decadence... |
01:50:08 |
...runs through civilization! |
01:50:13 |
Comrades! Politics is nothing |
01:50:22 |
We have declared in high places... |
01:50:25 |
...that all free men should have... |
01:50:28 |
...neither work, |
01:50:35 |
We are paper tigers... |
01:50:38 |
...but we are live tigers! |
01:50:42 |
And we are against |
01:50:45 |
...in whorehouses! |
01:50:50 |
I'm selling a 1971 Mercedes |
01:50:55 |
...with 4,000 miles on it! |
01:50:59 |
Long live Mao! |
01:51:04 |
Long live Mao, |
01:51:07 |
...and never ran over anybody! |
01:51:21 |
And long live Free Switzerland! |
01:51:35 |
The present government |
01:51:40 |
Strikes, unemployment... |
01:51:43 |
...socialist ideas... |
01:51:47 |
Honey, shall we have coffee here |
01:51:50 |
In the living-room. |
01:51:54 |
The President is a puppet. |
01:51:59 |
If you wish, |
01:52:02 |
...and take power. |
01:52:08 |
- Us? |
01:52:12 |
Very profitable! |
01:52:13 |
But if power is very profitable, |
01:52:17 |
...why not take it yourself? |
01:52:19 |
What, a military putsch? |
01:52:21 |
No, very unpopular. |
01:52:24 |
But with five idols like you... |
01:52:28 |
General, |
01:52:30 |
...we know approximately nothing. |
01:52:32 |
Don't oversimplify, |
01:52:37 |
You are Marxists? |
01:52:40 |
Marx taught us, primarily, |
01:52:45 |
Excuse me, General... |
01:52:48 |
I have one question. |
01:52:51 |
Once in power, what do we do? |
01:52:55 |
Make money. |
01:52:59 |
- We'd have to live here? |
01:53:03 |
So, General, |
01:53:07 |
Monday won't be possible. |
01:53:12 |
Tuesday, the Pope is arriving |
01:53:17 |
Wednesday! |
01:54:02 |
After arriving in |
01:54:06 |
...the Pope was kidnapped. |
01:54:09 |
Later on, the kidnappers called, |
01:54:14 |
...one franc from all the Catholics |
01:54:19 |
Yes, one franc |
01:54:22 |
That seems surprising... |
01:54:24 |
...but the telex was reviewed... |
01:54:26 |
...before reaching our desk. |
01:54:29 |
It seems authentic... |
01:54:32 |
...since the Vatican |
01:54:34 |
Further confirmation |
01:54:38 |
Astonishment persists... |
01:54:40 |
...since security measures |
01:54:43 |
How could the Pope disappear... |
01:54:45 |
...be kidnapped between |
01:54:48 |
It's hard to understand. |
01:54:49 |
Furthermore, |
01:54:52 |
...makes a large sum. |
01:54:55 |
Alms for gangsters! |
01:54:58 |
Those are |
01:55:00 |
Other reports |
01:55:04 |
Please, stay tuned! |
01:55:06 |
We'll interrupt our programs |
01:55:10 |
The Pope caper? |
01:55:13 |
We cleared about... |
01:55:18 |
$12 million, |
01:55:21 |
None! |
01:55:23 |
The Pope is marvelous! |
01:55:25 |
Everyone knows that, |
01:55:28 |
It sells very well, |
01:55:31 |
So many people love him. |
01:55:33 |
The Pope was just fine. |
01:55:36 |
Just fine! |
01:55:41 |
Yes, I'm very happy |
01:55:43 |
That's adventure. |