Heavy Metal 2000

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00:01:18 Long ago,
00:01:23 Horror and devastation lay in their wake.
00:01:27 The source of their terrifying power...
00:01:30 ...lay within a chamber on planet Uroboris.
00:01:34 The waters it contained
00:01:41 The chamber could only be opened
00:01:45 ...which, if ever found...
00:01:47 ...would guide its bearer back
00:01:54 However, the key would drive
00:02:00 When the Arakacians were finally defeated,
00:02:05 ...and the key, cast out deep into space.
00:02:09 It has never been found...
00:02:12 ...until now.
00:03:41 Give it up, why don't ya!
00:03:45 Damn! Not again!
00:03:51 I can't wait to get
00:03:54 I've had just about enough
00:04:11 Tyler, major find here!
00:04:14 What is it?
00:04:19 I don't know.
00:04:37 Careful, it could be a Class 4 biohazard.
00:04:40 What is that thing?
00:04:44 What's it doing?
00:05:08 It's weird.
00:05:23 What's going on?
00:05:26 Are you okay?
00:05:28 Should I call for a containment crew?
00:05:36 No, please!
00:06:06 The guardian has revealed himself!
00:06:10 Odin, tell us. Is the day
00:06:14 Yes. It is written in the Old Books.
00:06:22 Evil will descend upon us!
00:06:25 We must prepare to defend the chamber!
00:06:48 Sanders, sector 3!
00:06:49 We're still waiting
00:06:52 What? How long
00:06:55 Over 12 hours. They must be going nuts.
00:07:00 Weird. System checks out,
00:07:04 Send someone down there.
00:07:08 I need a big ship to get somewhere.
00:07:11 What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:07:13 Security. To the bridge!
00:07:24 Any other stupid questions?
00:07:29 You, fat boy. Name and duties.
00:07:34 - Lambert, sir. Navigation's Officer.
00:07:39 Germain St. Germain.
00:07:40 When I want your name, shit brain,
00:07:43 Take over engineering.
00:07:45 Plot a course for BR-549, sector 7.
00:07:49 And somebody better
00:07:56 By the way...
00:07:58 ...you have 20 seconds
00:11:48 Hi.
00:11:49 What are you still doing here?
00:11:51 I know. I'm going to be late for school.
00:11:54 Where's Dad?
00:11:55 He's at the council meeting.
00:12:14 Do you believe
00:12:17 Think about it. A stupid key?
00:12:20 Call him a liar, and see what happens.
00:12:22 Listen, this guy's getting weirder
00:12:25 Imagine in 10 years? Hell, 100.
00:12:29 You've got a point.
00:12:31 I am getting sick of it.
00:12:35 Looking for a stupid compound!
00:12:40 - What have you got?
00:12:44 Death to all carbon based life forms.
00:12:48 Federation Assigned Kitogenic Killzone
00:12:52 Which means it's a dead planet.
00:12:54 Scan it anyway.
00:12:58 I don't get it.
00:13:00 There's life out there.
00:13:02 The FAKK 2 must have been
00:13:05 I want a bio-scan for compound H20-471.
00:13:16 There are small traces in their systems.
00:13:20 Yeah. Immortality all over the place.
00:13:23 You!
00:13:25 Just remember you're not immortal yet!
00:13:28 What's this place called?
00:13:33 Eden, sir.
00:13:37 Welcome to paradise.
00:13:46 And our irrigation program
00:13:50 Agro-production is up five percent
00:13:53 Phase two of our expansion project...
00:13:56 ...the development of the Noma Valley,
00:14:00 Things look good, ladies and gentlemen.
00:14:19 - Help Kerrie. I'll get our air defences up!
00:14:27 Quickly. This way!
00:15:02 Kerrie!
00:17:09 Julie.
00:17:12 Father!
00:17:53 Looks like the boys
00:17:57 When making an omelette,
00:18:08 Here, let me help you.
00:18:13 They attacked.
00:18:16 - You okay?
00:18:20 Hey, look at this! A live one!
00:18:25 Leave her alone!
00:18:33 Get off of me! Let me go!
00:18:43 Feisty and sexy.
00:18:45 Careful boys, this one's a keeper.
00:18:50 - Pack 'em up!
00:18:52 Splitsville, boys! We're moving out!
00:19:05 Wait for me!
00:19:06 Lover-boy, you're on your own.
00:19:09 You can't just leave me here like this!
00:19:13 Wait a minute, man-
00:19:20 Like the sign says, a dead planet.
00:19:53 This won't hurt. It's just a DNA test.
00:19:56 The good stuff comes later.
00:20:01 Start with the others, Doc.
00:20:03 - This one's special.
00:20:09 What I need is in your system.
00:20:12 Not enough to make you immortal...
00:20:13 ...but it probably keeps your people
00:20:19 I'll save you for last.
00:20:21 And if you're lucky, my dear,
00:20:24 ...we'll spend a lot of quality time together.
00:20:36 Perfect. I knew
00:20:42 Clean her up!
00:20:43 And I don't have to remind your kind...
00:20:46 ...she's mine.
00:22:31 I should have been a cook!
00:22:34 Try this for an appetiser!
00:22:36 - I didn't do anything! I swear!
00:22:40 No! I mean, I was, but I ran away!
00:22:43 Who did this?
00:22:44 He took over our ship
00:22:47 - Who?
00:22:49 Why did he attack?
00:22:50 He's nuts!
00:22:53 Where did he go? You've got one second.
00:22:57 One...
00:23:00 Wait! I'll take you to him!
00:23:02 - Where?
00:23:06 - How long to fix this Spacehawk?
00:23:14 You dropped your wrench.
00:23:18 Yeah.
00:23:24 What did I do?
00:23:43 I am a genius.
00:23:47 Doc, this had better work.
00:23:59 I like the hint of lemon.
00:24:03 I'm so glad.
00:24:06 Yes!
00:24:16 So, where are we going?
00:24:20 He said he needed to get to a jump port.
00:24:22 Computer, set co-ordinates
00:24:25 ...that can handle a class C vessel.
00:24:28 Searching. Confirmed.
00:24:32 ETA 93.7 hours.
00:24:48 So, what's your name?
00:24:51 Don't talk, don't touch,
00:24:54 - ... or I kill you. Got it?
00:25:51 Request incoming docking co-ordinates.
00:25:54 please continue holding pattern.
00:25:56 Lock in approach at ANUS-6370.
00:26:02 - Confirmed.
00:26:06 - Revenge.
00:26:09 Invalid entry. Resubmit.
00:26:12 - Family business.
00:26:15 Forty-eight hour access.
00:26:17 Visa file number URFUKD-881.
00:26:22 please submit identity.
00:26:28 FAKK 2.
00:26:29 Confirmed. Cleared for docking.
00:27:07 You like this place?
00:27:09 Looks like a lot of your type.
00:27:12 After four days stuck in a Spacehawk,
00:27:16 ...it's not so bad.
00:27:19 What are you, socially deprived?
00:27:21 I'm not socially deprived.
00:27:26 "Sit down! What are you looking at?
00:27:31 "Get outta my face! Shut the fuck up!"
00:27:35 This is heaven compared
00:27:38 Shut the fuck up.
00:27:46 Are you sure this guy Tyler is looking
00:27:56 We're talking high-grade,
00:27:59 And a PVC skeleton with plastic ball
00:28:04 You can customise her
00:28:07 And optional entry ports
00:28:12 Loveable, isn't she?
00:28:15 Check this out.
00:28:17 She's loaded with the latest micro-sensor
00:28:21 ...and an expandable vocabulary...
00:28:23 ...of over 200 dirty words.
00:28:26 Test results indicate
00:28:30 Go on, Venus.
00:28:36 Please select your sexual preference.
00:28:39 Vaginal. Anal. Oral. Other.
00:28:43 Only 2,000.
00:28:46 I don't know, 2,000...
00:28:48 Unless, of course,
00:28:53 Sick, twisted, low-life, scum sucking pig!
00:28:57 At least I'll have someone to talk to.
00:29:01 What?
00:29:02 That's him. The tall one.
00:29:07 - Let's go.
00:29:10 But he'll see me.
00:29:14 Chicken shit.
00:30:06 God, this is fun!
00:30:28 Nobody touches these...
00:30:32 ...but me!
00:30:35 Bar towel!
00:30:51 Hello? Captain Tyler,
00:30:54 We need some drinks!
00:31:01 We should make it fast.
00:31:04 Screw the jump!
00:31:06 I've got all the time in the world!
00:31:08 Besides, something just came up.
00:31:14 You just found the man of your dreams.
00:32:20 When you kill someone, darling,
00:32:24 What the hell?
00:33:14 Looks like happy hour is over.
00:33:16 - Who's gonna pay for all of this?
00:33:20 Here. Keep the change.
00:33:23 What? Holy shit!
00:33:25 Grenades!
00:33:45 Julie?
00:33:51 Are you all right?
00:33:56 He died! And then he was alive again!
00:33:59 Now you know.
00:34:02 I don't know dick! How does he do it?
00:34:04 He's got this weird potion!
00:34:06 And a key leading him
00:34:09 Why didn't you tell me that before?
00:34:11 "Sit down. Get outta my face!
00:34:17 So if I take away his potion,
00:34:21 If you can get close enough.
00:34:27 That's him, isn't it?
00:34:29 Son of a bitch, he's getting away!
00:34:31 What more could the universe want
00:34:35 Perfect body, perfect mind.
00:34:39 - Irresistible charm.
00:34:43 Psycho? Time to come out and play.
00:34:46 Don't even think about it!
00:34:52 The hyperspace jump.
00:34:56 I'll make it up to you later, sweetheart.
00:35:00 Let me out of here, you bastard!
00:35:19 Cortez to Jump Control.
00:35:22 No pre-set lock-in. Set co-ordinates.
00:35:26 Quadrant 9, sector 4013,
00:35:30 Scanning location.
00:35:32 Warning. No return jump port.
00:35:35 please confirm lock-in.
00:35:38 Confirmed.
00:35:40 It'll take us forever to get back!
00:35:42 That won't be a problem,
00:35:48 We'll never make it!
00:35:52 - It's gotten us this far.
00:35:56 Spacehawk in hyperspace equals death!
00:35:58 Stow the bag.
00:36:23 - Are you nuts?
00:36:54 You can't just piggyback their jump!
00:37:03 A tractor beam! Are you insane?
00:37:31 - What the hell is that?
00:37:34 Excuse me, "company"?
00:37:37 See that blip? It's like
00:37:40 That could change our trajectory.
00:37:45 But I've never heard of anyone
00:37:48 Do you have a better idea? Do it! Now!
00:37:51 Man, that's suicide.
00:38:03 - We lost them all. They're toast.
00:38:07 One more word, and I'll send you.
00:38:18 We're hit! I knew it!
00:38:22 This is all your fault!
00:38:30 Do something!
00:38:44 The tunnel's breaking up!
00:38:46 We're not going to make it!
00:38:59 Yes! Do it!
00:39:31 I sense the key is here.
00:39:35 For the moment, it is best
00:41:04 My ampoules.
00:41:12 I'm afraid it's down to you.
00:41:15 No. Please.
00:41:25 Lambert, damage report.
00:41:29 I want a damage report!
00:41:42 Don't worry, I'm fine.
00:41:44 Yeah? Like I give a shit!
00:41:46 What's the status
00:41:50 We found a wheel.
00:41:51 Personnel?
00:41:54 Seventy-eight percent dead or missing.
00:41:56 Life-scan?
00:42:00 There's a town, looks like
00:42:04 Flight status?
00:42:06 You've got to be kidding.
00:42:08 Gather the weapons,
00:42:11 ...shoot the injured. We're moving on.
00:42:41 Was it good for you?
00:42:46 I'll start you off like this.
00:42:48 The next step, in three or four days,
00:42:52 ...will be the body tank.
00:42:57 You're sick!
00:42:59 I'm a sick genius.
00:43:53 I can't breathe.
00:43:55 Get off my face!
00:44:00 What are you?
00:44:02 I'm Zeek, what are you?
00:44:08 You're so soft.
00:44:10 I'm harder than you think, stone man.
00:44:12 Please, you must not touch
00:44:16 He's left me with the responsibility
00:44:20 Relax, your thing is safe with me.
00:44:24 I am Odin.
00:44:25 Please excuse my little friend,
00:44:30 - What are you called?
00:44:34 Julie, soft. Very soft.
00:44:39 You're not from our world, are you?
00:44:41 Hardly. What is this place?
00:44:44 Uroboris. Some call it home.
00:44:48 My master says you come from the sky.
00:44:51 Do you have it? Do you have the key?
00:44:54 I don't know anything about a key.
00:44:56 I crashed here trying to kill a madman,
00:44:59 I did see two fireballs.
00:45:01 The other was headed in the direction
00:45:05 It's not far from here. We'll take you there.
00:45:09 So please, come with us.
00:45:12 Tell me more about this madman.
00:45:16 Bastard named Tyler,
00:45:20 Our legends say that
00:45:25 That's him all right.
00:45:29 I'm sorry. I sense your sadness.
00:45:32 It's hard to be the last of your people.
00:46:40 Not much of an army. But it's a start.
00:46:43 Look. The ugliest one seems
00:47:13 Hey, you, ugly!
00:47:16 Your mother is a Hectarian
00:47:52 Molten lava? We have to cross this?
00:47:56 Yes, Shantaar lies on the other side.
00:48:01 - I hate this place.
00:48:07 I am Chartog, guardian of the Red River.
00:48:12 I know the way across...
00:48:15 ...and I will tell you.
00:48:18 You just have to...
00:48:21 ...kiss me.
00:48:24 No way.
00:48:26 What's the matter, my precious?
00:48:30 Don't you find me attractive?
00:48:35 If this is what it takes to kill Tyler...
00:48:39 That's a good girl. Help your friends.
00:48:43 It will be over soon.
00:48:46 Who will I have to kiss to get back?
00:48:59 What are you doing?
00:49:02 We're waiting for you.
00:49:05 Son of a bitch! Kiss this!
00:49:12 Your people have strange customs.
00:49:17 Tell me about it.
00:49:42 Mortality sucks, immortality sucks.
00:49:47 Everything sucks.
00:49:51 Oh, shit.
00:49:55 This really sucks.
00:50:30 Is he the one you search for?
00:50:34 Oh, yeah.
00:50:42 Yeah! Come on, Tyler!
00:50:59 I'm your new leader! Me!
00:51:08 Now we're up the creek.
00:51:22 When you kill someone...
00:51:26 ...make sure they're dead!
00:51:35 Yo, baby.
00:51:48 I am Tyler! Your new lord!
00:52:04 Blind adulation makes me so horny.
00:52:09 Bring me a wench!
00:52:17 Master, he's the one with the key, isn't he?
00:52:22 He's far too powerful for us
00:52:25 Leave that to me.
00:52:27 Julie, you are too impulsive.
00:52:32 - Think about what?
00:52:35 - You don't understand.
00:52:39 Tyler's mine.
00:52:43 She is letting her thirst
00:53:15 A little retro, but hey...
00:53:28 Where'd they find you?
00:53:30 I hear you're very special.
00:53:39 - You're not a robot, are you?
00:53:45 I could say I've died
00:53:48 ...that wouldn't be true.
00:53:50 Which part, the dying or the heaven?
00:53:57 You.
00:54:03 I know I'm irresistible,
00:54:06 I want you...
00:54:09 ...and what you have.
00:54:11 There's a price to pay for immortality...
00:54:14 ...and the universe is going
00:54:18 How original.
00:54:20 Every king must have a queen.
00:54:23 Do you want me?
00:54:26 Take a wild guess.
00:54:32 Forever?
00:54:34 Shut up.
00:54:46 Not this time!
00:54:50 Bitch!
00:54:51 Time to die!
00:54:58 Die!
00:55:05 What are you doing?
00:55:08 - Stop!
00:55:15 You stupid rock!
00:55:26 What does it take to get laid around here?
00:55:30 I had him! Ten more seconds,
00:55:34 We thought you were in trouble.
00:55:36 Julie, it's too late.
00:55:40 It's not just about you and Tyler.
00:55:43 What Tyler seeks lies within the walls
00:55:48 He will come and we will all be judged.
00:55:53 What do you mean you can't find them?
00:55:57 How do you lose a 6-foot bitch
00:56:03 How do you do that?
00:56:05 - We looked everywhere.
00:56:08 Gather the troops!
00:56:11 This is it?
00:56:14 I sure could use a drink
00:56:20 There goes that idea.
00:56:38 Can we stop for a moment?
00:56:43 I'll see what lies beyond.
00:56:48 Eden was beautiful.
00:56:51 Then he destroyed it.
00:56:53 Master, come see!
00:57:20 It's time for the next phase.
00:57:26 Please.
00:57:27 In five minutes, you will lose all senses.
00:57:33 It will seem like a very peaceful dying.
00:57:37 What? We have company.
00:58:27 Do you like this?
00:58:37 You shouldn't have done that.
00:58:55 Now I'm really upset!
00:59:02 I am worried, Master.
00:59:08 Here, kitty.
00:59:11 I know where you are.
00:59:13 I can smell you.
00:59:23 Help me!
00:59:29 - Kerrie, what about the others?
00:59:34 Hang on to me.
00:59:41 It's okay.
00:59:43 Nearly there.
00:59:50 Hurry, run!
01:00:16 Isn't that where we crashed?
01:00:20 My ampoules!
01:00:31 I've had it up to here with that bitch!
01:00:34 When I find her, I'll make her immortal
01:00:39 ...every hour of every day for all eternity!
01:00:44 We march on the Holyland now!
01:00:53 Where the key goes, horror follows.
01:00:56 All in the sacred name of immortality.
01:01:00 Why us?
01:01:01 Do your ancient books
01:01:04 We have no ancient books.
01:01:06 They were destroyed
01:01:09 ...without the memory of past evil.
01:01:12 To forget history is
01:01:17 More sinister and ruthless than ever.
01:01:19 - Is Tyler an Arakacian?
01:01:22 Many centuries ago, the Arakacians
01:01:27 ...in the fabric of the universe
01:01:30 ...capable of bestowing immortality.
01:01:33 They enslaved my ancestors
01:01:37 ...in the Holylands to contain
01:01:41 And so it was that the Arakacians
01:01:45 ...my people were able to lock the chamber
01:01:50 Without their life-giving waters,
01:01:55 ...and we were finally able to defeat them.
01:01:59 But now Tyler has the key.
01:02:01 Yes. The key which holds
01:02:04 ...but also renders its bearer insane.
01:02:07 Such is the curse.
01:02:10 The promise of immortality?
01:02:13 No. He is not.
01:02:17 The key is guiding him
01:02:20 ...but he has yet to reach them.
01:02:22 Why did he have to destroy Eden?
01:02:24 The Arakacians also occupied your colony...
01:02:27 ...and stored some of the liquid there
01:02:31 Over time it seeped into the earth.
01:02:34 Your people absorbed traces of it
01:02:37 Which Tyler distilled from their bodies!
01:02:41 Not enough to render him immortal...
01:02:43 ...but now he has the strength
01:02:46 A whole people destroyed
01:02:50 It has happened before, Julie.
01:02:55 Not with Tyler.
01:03:49 Welcome back, Master Odin!
01:04:06 - Odin, the key? Is it here?
01:04:10 As we speak, the carrier...
01:04:12 ...and the vile scum of Shantaar
01:04:16 We have done all we can to prepare.
01:06:02 You know each other?
01:06:04 He tried to save me at the school.
01:06:07 It was nothing.
01:06:09 And where did you meet?
01:06:12 We're sisters.
01:06:14 Sisters!
01:06:16 The elders have been killed!
01:06:19 Warn the others!
01:06:23 There it is.
01:06:25 The Chamber of Immortality,
01:07:07 The last one.
01:07:35 Everybody fight! Come on!
01:08:29 This is going to suck!
01:09:38 You fool!
01:09:40 That was my last one!
01:10:34 - Thank you, soft one.
01:10:55 Hey, asshole!
01:10:58 You again!
01:11:54 Did you miss me?
01:12:10 You always hurt the ones you love.
01:12:13 Like this?
01:12:24 Hold that pose. I'll be right back.
01:12:54 It's mine. It's all mine!
01:13:17 Bring it on, bitch!
01:13:21 You are not worthy of the Holy Waters!
01:13:26 Not today.
01:13:52 Remember this on your way to hell!
01:13:57 FAKK 2!
01:14:00 The insanity has to end now.
01:14:10 We must destroy the key.
01:14:14 Perhaps not!
01:14:20 Why?
01:14:22 Because I am Arakacian!
01:14:27 My charade fooled
01:14:30 And even that little stone idiot!
01:14:32 What makes you think
01:15:09 You fools!
01:15:34 I must fulfil my destiny.
01:15:58 - You must!
01:16:10 Good-bye, soft one. I'll never forget you.
01:16:47 It's over.
01:16:54 - Let me help you.
01:16:58 Are you okay?
01:17:00 What does it look like, you dickhead?
01:17:11 Eternity is a long time to spend alone.
01:17:15 What are you talking about?
01:17:18 Does this mean
01:17:22 'Cause if that's true, you know...
01:17:24 Listen, I'm going to be around
01:17:27 Who took the key?
01:17:29 Does this mean we're friends now?
01:17:31 'Cause I've been putting up
01:17:34 ...I think it's payback time.
01:17:56 And so the key to the chamber
01:18:01 ...was once again cast out
01:18:07 ...with a new stone protector