Hellphone

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00:02:18 Hello, Mr. Tamalet.
00:02:33 Go on, do it.
00:02:35 No, you go.
00:02:36 Okay then, I'll go.
00:02:38 Move it! Enough is enough!
00:02:45 She's the girl of my dreams.
00:02:48 Ride your dream, bro.
00:02:59 He's into you.
00:03:09 Loser!
00:03:11 Nice jump. Are you okay?
00:03:14 Fine thanks.
00:03:15 I'm used to it.
00:03:17 Not used to wiping out, but...
00:03:20 Don't strain your eyes.
00:03:22 I was admiring your shorts.
00:03:24 They match your teeth.
00:03:27 Wait, Angie!
00:03:32 I thought
00:03:35 maybe you'd like...
00:03:37 a knight in shining armor.
00:03:39 To show you around Paris...
00:03:42 Virgil, he's chatting her up.
00:03:44 Should I board-whack him?
00:03:46 No stress, Franklin.
00:03:48 This hotdog is lukewarm.
00:03:50 The catacombs! Ever been?
00:03:52 Yeah, Virgil took me
00:03:57 I have to go.
00:04:00 Give me your number.
00:04:02 I don't have a cell.
00:04:04 He closed his account.
00:04:07 19 year-old model.
00:04:08 Russian. Went berserk,
00:04:12 I have to go.
00:04:18 Call when you get your...
00:04:20 cellphone.
00:04:22 Take mine! I'm Pierre!
00:04:24 Pierre with flair and red hair.
00:04:26 Peter the Tiger!
00:04:27 What are you talking about?
00:04:29 Forget it.
00:04:33 We're the kings of the world!
00:04:43 Mom?
00:04:46 Mom, are you still home?
00:05:15 I don't believe it!
00:05:17 Don't move
00:05:20 Why is he here today?
00:05:21 For an hour.
00:05:23 Ice dragon in the fridge...
00:05:26 Yeah, right.
00:05:28 Go downstairs. Your mom's home.
00:05:31 Cool! Bye, Sid.
00:05:32 I'll clean up.
00:05:35 See you later.
00:05:37 I love you.
00:05:43 Can I have my birthday money?
00:05:45 - Now?
00:05:48 - What will you buy?
00:05:50 It's all I can spare.
00:05:55 My big boy...
00:06:01 Enough, Mom!
00:06:28 Two Fritz Fries!
00:06:30 It's you. Still having trouble
00:06:34 Is your brain on strike?
00:06:35 Clear table 10.
00:06:50 See the time?
00:06:51 Sorry. I had homework.
00:06:54 - You don't need a PhD for frying.
00:07:00 What does that mean?
00:07:03 That you're right, Mr. Fritz.
00:07:05 You're right to say I'm right.
00:07:07 If you want to be
00:07:10 shape up, chickadee.
00:07:12 Yes, Mr. Fritz.
00:07:13 Good.
00:07:15 Mr. Fritz!
00:07:19 It's the 20th.
00:07:23 Can I get an advance
00:07:26 How much?
00:07:29 Forty?
00:07:30 Forty is...
00:07:35 Thirty?
00:07:38 - Twenty?
00:07:42 Please Mr. Fritz.
00:07:50 Thanks, Mr. Fritz!
00:07:53 I've always loved
00:07:58 Happy Birthday!
00:08:22 I'd like a cheap cell phone.
00:08:24 My advice. Get the best.
00:08:27 How much?
00:08:28 Good news, Bobby.
00:08:30 Only 99 euros.
00:08:33 Nothing less expensive?
00:08:36 How much you got?
00:08:37 Thirty.
00:08:39 You need a plan?
00:08:42 A rechargeable card.
00:08:48 Thirty,
00:08:52 There's nothing cooler?
00:08:57 Michael Douglas' phone
00:09:00 Or else...
00:09:01 Radio Com 2000. You want this?
00:09:05 Bobby,
00:09:06 if you want to blow their minds,
00:09:11 It is your lucky day!
00:09:41 State of the art.
00:09:43 L-Smart, XHTML browser
00:09:46 built-in double-headset,
00:09:50 a KGA-cam to share
00:09:54 Hot sauce, instructions, charger.
00:09:56 It does everything but coffee.
00:09:58 It's 500 but for you, Bobby,
00:10:00 30!
00:10:01 Amazing!
00:10:07 As Mao said: "Generosity brief
00:10:17 Good battery life?
00:10:19 Don't know. It's broken.
00:10:20 For blowing their minds,
00:10:23 Give me my money!
00:10:25 As Mao said:
00:10:34 It works!
00:10:36 I could never turn it on.
00:10:39 As Mao said: "Up yours!"
00:10:46 Check this out, Tiger.
00:10:49 - How much?
00:10:50 Thirty? Really?
00:10:52 I have a message!
00:10:54 "Your number is 0666066606."
00:10:58 Take advantage of it, fast!
00:11:00 They chose me for the role!
00:11:02 I'm the one they chose!
00:11:09 She is too fresh, bro.
00:11:12 Chosen "Product of the Year."
00:11:14 I'm finally going to be a star!
00:11:16 I'll tell you
00:11:19 I'm so happy.
00:11:21 You too, Margot!
00:11:23 - What show?
00:11:26 "The Hair Dryer"
00:11:29 It's The Hair Dryer.
00:11:32 I'll give her my number.
00:11:33 - You love your hair.
00:11:36 Thanks so much, God!
00:11:39 Hush. I'm almost famous.
00:11:43 At the audition
00:11:44 they said they loved my hair.
00:11:46 I came to say
00:11:51 Wicked ugly! Wasn't there
00:11:55 Did you find it on eGay?
00:11:57 Toys for blind baby boys.
00:11:59 What brand is it?
00:12:02 No brand. I get it...
00:12:07 If you want to get together,
00:12:12 It's getting hot.
00:12:13 Don't hold your breath.
00:12:18 Yeah,
00:12:19 I'll think about it.
00:12:23 He's putting the make on you
00:12:27 All red and pathetic.
00:12:29 In New York a guy sent me
00:12:33 How classy!
00:12:34 - And?
00:12:37 They must be having a ball!
00:12:39 She didn't take my number.
00:12:41 Forget her. She's a nitwit.
00:12:44 I downloaded
00:12:46 It sucks.
00:12:47 I'm waiting for the HP3.
00:12:50 Move. Only poor people cram.
00:12:52 The first row's taken!
00:12:53 Go kiss ass on Tatooine.
00:12:55 - How's your mom?
00:12:57 - You like that we jack off on her?
00:13:02 Soupir, Bijaoui,
00:13:05 It's not Sid's fault! I...
00:13:07 Okay, D'Harcourt. You too.
00:13:08 Anyone else? No?
00:13:10 Page 56.
00:13:12 We all jack off on her...
00:13:15 This classroom
00:13:17 is not a microwave oven.
00:13:20 Who can tell me about Celsius?
00:13:23 I can!
00:13:26 A temperature scale
00:13:30 created in 1742
00:13:34 Very good, Charlotte.
00:13:36 Absolute zero equals "t"
00:13:38 and zero equals
00:13:42 - Who can tell me...
00:13:44 Except Charlotte,
00:13:48 What is the coldest substance
00:13:51 nearing absolute zero?
00:13:53 Sid Soupir's brain.
00:13:55 Very funny, Husson.
00:13:58 It's liquid nitrogen.
00:14:30 Hellll-o, Margot.
00:14:34 Your friend barfs
00:14:37 Let Hell's flames
00:14:56 You startled me...
00:14:58 It's so damn hot in here.
00:15:09 We were studying the Celsius scale.
00:15:13 I guess...
00:15:15 I lit the Bunsen burner
00:15:18 You're facing suspension,
00:15:22 and all you do is guess?
00:15:25 I swear,
00:15:27 She got the call
00:15:31 Who called?
00:15:33 I don't know.
00:15:34 I can't remember.
00:15:37 Néné!
00:15:39 Momo!
00:15:40 Be careful.
00:15:42 He'll lock you up.
00:15:44 Enough, Tamalet.
00:15:46 Margot, can I see your phone?
00:15:55 Private number.
00:15:59 You can go.
00:16:03 I never meant to hurt her.
00:16:05 I swear, Clemence is my friend.
00:16:09 When I walked into the class,
00:16:13 I could never have done that.
00:16:15 You see these fish?
00:16:17 I watch them all day long.
00:16:19 They manage to communicate
00:16:25 These fish are more evolved
00:16:28 Don't you agree, Lieutenant?
00:16:43 Look, Sid. 40 euros
00:16:46 40 euros!
00:16:49 Can I help you?
00:16:51 Is Ben here?
00:16:52 No, Ben retired.
00:16:56 He retired at 27?
00:17:01 Who are you?
00:17:04 You here to bust my balls?
00:17:11 That's my wife!
00:17:13 Hands-off,
00:17:17 40 euros?
00:17:19 If my prices are too high
00:17:23 It's too much.
00:17:24 If you want, this is 17 euros.
00:17:27 Like it? And this is free.
00:17:29 People in boardsports
00:17:32 I'm sorry. What's your problem?
00:17:34 It's not mainstream enough here?
00:17:39 I may sell boards
00:17:42 Now get lost.
00:17:49 Sushi, did you hear my joke?
00:17:52 He's a total asshole!
00:17:53 I almost beat his face in!
00:17:58 Right...
00:18:00 - Almost, I said.
00:18:12 "Angie, I've never
00:18:16 No, that's not it.
00:18:19 Your eyes are rubies
00:18:22 Unless her eyes are brown.
00:18:27 Have you been to Italy?
00:18:28 No?
00:18:31 Neither have I.
00:18:35 Angie, you're hot.
00:18:38 You're too hot. I'm hard.
00:18:39 Thinking of you gets me hard.
00:18:42 Hello?
00:18:44 Sid?
00:18:51 Angie? How long
00:18:54 In fact... rubies are red...
00:18:57 As for Italy...
00:18:59 I wasn't talking to you...
00:19:01 I take Swedish experimental
00:19:03 I mean theater class.
00:19:05 Experimental porn?
00:19:07 No, Swedish.
00:19:09 - It's Swedish.
00:19:11 Invite me to the opening.
00:19:12 No.
00:19:14 I mean yes. Okay.
00:19:16 Why did you call?
00:19:18 No reason. Just to say hi.
00:19:22 Okay. So hi.
00:19:24 Hi.
00:19:25 Okay, so bye.
00:19:27 How embarrassing.
00:19:40 Dialed numbers
00:19:53 Margot.
00:19:54 You're still here? You'll be late!
00:20:02 So long, honey.
00:20:11 I'm in Math.
00:20:19 So so sorry
00:20:26 Screw U!
00:20:37 My cell was in my bag.
00:20:40 So she called you.
00:20:41 - It was a Dialed Number.
00:20:46 I'm too hot!
00:20:53 - But it called Angie.
00:20:56 - I don't know her number.
00:21:00 - Soupir!
00:21:03 Zero for talking.
00:21:07 But...
00:21:10 Bastard.
00:21:12 Stand up.
00:21:14 I asked you a question.
00:21:15 You heard it, I assume.
00:21:17 Sure.
00:21:19 And the answer is...
00:21:35 e to 1 minus 3x
00:21:40 I said... no calculators.
00:21:42 I don't have one, I swear!
00:21:45 Pass that up.
00:21:59 They do advanced math now?
00:22:03 I'm sick of these cell phones.
00:22:05 I warned you.
00:22:12 That's illegal!
00:22:13 Two hours detention.
00:22:15 Six hours in one week!
00:22:17 See? You're finally
00:22:25 I brought your chalk back.
00:22:28 Give me that.
00:22:44 He's crazy. Is it trashed?
00:22:46 - Not a scratch.
00:22:52 It showed the answer.
00:22:56 Maybe someone sent it by SMS.
00:23:05 Not them.
00:23:11 How about a weekend in Venice?
00:23:13 Why not? I love Italians.
00:23:17 Someone's making fun of us.
00:23:58 Happy Birthday, Sid
00:24:23 Hello, ma'am. Is Pierre in?
00:24:25 Bonjour, Servus, hello, Sid.
00:24:28 He's in his Zimmer,
00:24:31 Yeah, here I am!
00:24:33 I thought you had no cours,
00:24:37 no class this morning.
00:24:38 We have to go to the library.
00:24:41 To work on our Physics.
00:24:43 Thank you, Sid.
00:24:44 What would he do without you?
00:24:46 Beats me.
00:24:49 I pray for you and your mom.
00:24:50 Save it for my report card.
00:24:53 See you later!
00:24:54 Strudel!
00:25:02 - It knew it was your birthday?
00:25:06 Get rid of it, Sid.
00:25:09 No way.
00:25:12 Hitler was special too.
00:25:13 I'll give you 30 euros
00:25:16 It gave me a free number,
00:25:19 answered in Math
00:25:22 That's what scares me.
00:25:28 Hand it over.
00:25:41 It's Sid's birthday today.
00:25:44 Six hours of detention totally sucks.
00:25:52 Can you help us out?
00:25:55 Please?
00:26:05 I was freaking.
00:26:06 I was up all night.
00:26:08 Hello?
00:26:10 Principal's office
00:26:12 Miss Fleury!
00:26:16 I can't hang up!
00:26:21 Hello. This is Sid Soupir.
00:26:24 Hello, Mr. Tamalet.
00:26:26 No, it's Sid Soupir.
00:26:28 I recognized you, Mr. Tamalet.
00:26:30 She thinks I'm Tamalet!
00:26:37 Vanessa, listen up.
00:26:39 I decided to cancel
00:26:40 the boys' detention.
00:26:42 Yes, sir. I'll call downstairs.
00:26:46 Yes, I decided to change
00:26:49 From now on, McDonald's Party!
00:26:51 Big Macs, fries and Coke for lunch.
00:26:54 - You mean for the students?
00:26:57 And...
00:26:59 stop wearing underwear!
00:27:03 - This is so wild!
00:27:06 - Come on...
00:27:08 This is Aladdin's lamp!
00:27:13 What are you doing?
00:27:16 In case we only have 3 wishes.
00:27:19 Hey phone, can you organize
00:27:23 Cut it out!
00:27:25 Calling A Travel Experience
00:27:32 Go for Hawaii!
00:27:44 Mr. Mazeau?
00:28:12 Chewbacca.
00:28:17 Squirrel.
00:28:22 Hamster.
00:28:25 Raccoon.
00:28:30 Guinea pig.
00:28:36 It was a pig from New Guinea.
00:28:39 It was...
00:28:41 a Guinea pig.
00:28:43 You're dynamite!
00:28:44 Come back...
00:28:45 Chinchilla alert!
00:28:48 They destroy eggs
00:28:55 Anything else?
00:28:59 Aladdin would kill
00:29:03 Yo bro,
00:29:32 Oh my God! Oh my god!
00:29:48 Go on, swallow...
00:29:51 Go on.
00:29:53 It's so good.
00:29:56 Again.
00:30:08 Fresh sashimi.
00:30:09 - I need to ask a favor.
00:30:12 Tomorrow I'm seeing
00:30:15 Can I use your phone
00:30:18 No.
00:30:20 What?
00:30:22 - I need it.
00:30:25 I don't know. To try stuff.
00:30:30 I get it.
00:30:32 No, Tiger!
00:30:36 I know it sounds weird...
00:30:39 but I think I should stay with it.
00:30:43 It's like it chose me.
00:30:49 Don't stare like that.
00:30:51 It's my cell, bro.
00:30:59 Okay, take it.
00:31:04 Thanks.
00:31:07 Anti-Redhead Activated
00:31:15 It really is in love with you.
00:31:18 Are you crazy?
00:31:29 I told you.
00:31:31 It's all mine.
00:32:16 - How are you?
00:32:30 D'Harcourt,
00:32:32 Assholes!
00:32:33 Very funny, guys...
00:32:36 Let me go!
00:32:37 Close your eyes.
00:32:49 Help! Her Macintosh iPod!
00:32:51 Help us!
00:32:53 Shit! Get moving, guys!
00:32:58 My bag!
00:33:12 - You okay?
00:33:16 Go on, get them!
00:33:19 Follow me!
00:33:21 I know the way!
00:33:26 - There they are!
00:33:28 They're dead meat!
00:33:31 We've got them!
00:33:48 Hello, Sid! Hello, Sid!
00:33:51 - You did tai-chi?
00:33:53 - Choirboy?
00:34:06 She's crazy!
00:34:08 They stole her iPod.
00:34:11 - Arrest them.
00:34:17 Thanks.
00:34:20 Get going.
00:34:22 I wish.
00:34:30 You're some skateboarder!
00:34:34 Actually I forgot a lot.
00:34:37 What can I do to thank you?
00:34:40 Nothing, honestly.
00:34:46 If you're free,
00:34:49 Sorry...
00:34:50 I need to study for the History test.
00:34:56 Want the topic?
00:34:59 Why do guys
00:35:01 I'm not Virgil.
00:35:12 Come with me.
00:35:17 - Virgil is the phone's 2nd victim.
00:35:20 Throw it away! In the garbage.
00:35:23 Finito, terminada, kaputt.
00:35:25 And the History topic?
00:35:30 It's going too far.
00:35:32 Tiger, relax.
00:35:35 Call Fouque.
00:35:38 Go on, angel.
00:35:39 Think about it, Sid.
00:35:43 - Hello?
00:35:44 Is that you, Soupir?
00:35:48 He recognized you.
00:35:53 Can I have the topic
00:35:57 Of course, Soupir.
00:35:59 "The French Empire
00:36:02 Thanks, sir.
00:36:03 Colonization?
00:36:05 The bastard said
00:36:07 Is that all?
00:36:08 No, I have an idea.
00:36:10 Out with it, boy.
00:36:16 Really? You think so?
00:36:22 I'll think about it.
00:36:34 - It's awesome!
00:36:37 - What about the victims?
00:36:40 We have a bald bimbo
00:36:43 Get rid of that cell phone!
00:36:47 For my birthday,
00:36:57 Let me go!
00:36:58 Hitting on my babe?
00:36:59 She's not yours.
00:37:01 I'll tell you once, Soupir.
00:37:03 Forget about her.
00:37:05 Dream on!
00:37:07 What's happening?
00:37:09 Did you just hit puberty?
00:37:11 - Hair starting to grow?
00:37:16 Shit.
00:37:18 Hold on, don't move.
00:37:20 I'll help you, okay?
00:37:25 Virgil!
00:37:28 You hear?
00:37:39 Feeling better?
00:37:41 I'll make you sorry.
00:37:45 Sid, don't!
00:37:46 Go right ahead. Be my guest.
00:37:48 No, Sid!
00:37:51 - He busted my car and my arm.
00:37:57 I have no idea what happened!
00:38:00 Strike.
00:38:06 No, Sid!
00:38:09 Hellll-o, Virg...
00:38:13 Are you retarded or what?
00:38:18 You know what, guys?
00:38:19 Sid promised Angie
00:38:29 You know the topic
00:38:31 and don't tell your friends?
00:38:35 He hates the new color
00:38:39 Touch him again
00:38:43 We have plenty of time.
00:38:46 No math. Mazeau's absent.
00:38:54 Chill, Virgil.
00:38:55 If he gives Angie the topic,
00:39:07 Get my bag.
00:39:09 Your cast must really hurt.
00:39:11 Move it, I'm in pain.
00:39:12 Asshole!
00:39:17 I'm gonna get laid!
00:39:28 You okay?
00:39:30 I hope you bag your babe.
00:40:00 Time's up!
00:40:02 Hand in your tests.
00:40:05 Here, sir.
00:40:11 - Hasta la vista, Tinky Winky.
00:40:14 Not bad, huh?
00:40:15 Except for the fringes.
00:40:17 Killer look!
00:40:22 One Big Mac each!
00:40:23 Big Mac, fries, Coke.
00:40:25 It's better than Hanukah!
00:40:26 - Nice haircut, Angie.
00:40:30 How did he get the topic?
00:40:33 You and your friends
00:40:36 Only poor people thank.
00:40:43 Thanks.
00:40:45 - For you-know-what.
00:40:50 Eat with us.
00:40:52 Come on.
00:40:56 Come on!
00:40:58 Don't let me go alone!
00:41:06 You're not eating?
00:41:08 No...
00:41:10 I'm not too hungry.
00:41:24 Thanks so much
00:41:29 Thank you.
00:41:31 It means a lot to me.
00:41:38 Can I cut your meat?
00:41:45 That must be
00:41:47 Men cut meat for men.
00:41:49 Shut up.
00:41:54 Funny guy.
00:41:57 - Soupir never told you?
00:42:00 His dad dates a gogo-boy.
00:42:03 Actually he stopped dancing.
00:42:05 I bet he did.
00:42:06 When your dad finished,
00:42:15 When his dad finished what?
00:42:29 Call Virgil.
00:42:32 You can be an ass.
00:42:33 Cool it. Just chill.
00:42:35 Yeah, I'll go chill.
00:42:42 - Who did you call?
00:42:44 Girls, this is for you!
00:42:49 You, Miss, stay to the end.
00:42:56 Everyone, together!
00:42:58 Get down from there now!
00:43:04 For you, Angie!
00:43:23 What smooth moves!
00:43:45 Watch this, bitch!
00:44:14 Husson!
00:44:22 Everyone in my office!
00:44:51 Not just your Cooper is mini!
00:44:54 Want a real man, Angie?
00:45:05 At least you won't suffocate!
00:45:41 Are you okay?
00:45:43 I'm fine, thanks.
00:45:47 Sorry about lover-boy.
00:45:48 All we did was kiss a little.
00:45:53 Still...
00:45:58 You're so sweet.
00:46:01 It's you who needs consoling.
00:46:04 I'm used to them.
00:46:10 - I need to say something.
00:46:12 What you did was great.
00:46:15 Defending your father
00:46:19 Life's like
00:46:20 You never know
00:46:31 Virgil and I
00:46:36 - You want to go with me?
00:46:39 No, let's. I'd really love to!
00:46:42 Okay. Pick me up Saturday at 7.
00:46:44 Seven it is!
00:00:35 I thought it was my mom!
00:00:39 Did you mutate?
00:00:40 You doing a Polo fashion show?
00:00:43 Not a hint of Polo here.
00:00:46 - What smells?
00:00:49 - Excuse me?
00:00:50 What what?
00:00:52 What?
00:00:53 AC/DC. The concert.
00:00:55 Angus is in Paris, dude!
00:00:59 I'm sorry. I spaced it out.
00:01:03 Julien's working your shift.
00:01:04 - We've planned this for weeks.
00:01:07 So shed the clown suit
00:01:13 I'm going out with Angie.
00:01:15 What?
00:01:17 I invited her out.
00:01:19 Actually she invited me.
00:01:22 Is this you, Sid?
00:01:23 Is this you?
00:01:24 I spent 6 hours in line
00:01:26 I'll take a bombshell over AC/DC.
00:01:33 Your cell nuked you.
00:01:39 No. I'm 17 now. That's all.
00:01:45 Can't you see the change?
00:01:47 The penguin suit, the attitude.
00:01:51 AC/DC is playing
00:01:56 Listen to me!
00:01:59 The concert's not the problem.
00:02:03 This is your problem.
00:02:06 This is my big break.
00:02:08 I can't let it pass me by.
00:02:10 If you want to stay a loser,
00:02:15 How can you talk like that?
00:02:21 You can't understand.
00:02:23 We're too different.
00:02:25 Earth to Sid!
00:02:28 Siamese twins since the age of 3.
00:02:34 We're not brothers.
00:02:36 Your parents are loaded.
00:02:39 We have everything else
00:02:41 Skateboard, AC/DC.
00:02:42 Our fathers both left.
00:02:45 - Mine left for another guy.
00:02:50 Good night.
00:02:57 Bye, I'll be back early.
00:03:01 Are you okay?
00:03:07 I'm going to Cuba...
00:03:10 The land of Che.
00:03:15 What are you wearing?
00:03:17 I traded my comic book collection
00:03:22 It's crazy.
00:03:24 Why are you going to Cuba?
00:03:26 I don't understand.
00:03:29 As one of our faithful customers,
00:03:32 A Travel Experience
00:03:40 First class...
00:03:42 - Five-star hotels...
00:03:46 The cross... I mean the star...
00:03:48 This is crazy. It's crazy...
00:03:56 Can I borrow money for a taxi?
00:03:58 Sure, honey. Why not take a limo
00:04:02 - You don't understand.
00:04:04 I understand if she likes you,
00:04:22 All the way to Che!
00:04:26 - What about my Lego house?
00:04:28 Please.
00:04:30 What's on your hands? Nutella?
00:04:32 You know how much this suit cost?
00:04:39 Is Fritz okay for tonight?
00:04:41 He said so!
00:04:44 And if not he can go die.
00:04:55 I'll tell you the problem.
00:04:57 Every night
00:04:58 I want to see your face
00:05:02 What's the difference?
00:05:06 The difference is
00:05:08 We all need rules and order.
00:05:10 What if we breaded
00:05:13 Or if the sun stopped
00:05:16 Something is definitely
00:05:19 Mr. Wiseguy!
00:05:22 When Columbus
00:05:24 he had no idea you'd be working
00:05:28 - 1 a. M?
00:05:30 You'll do two shifts
00:05:35 Open your mouth
00:05:36 and you'll get breaded
00:05:47 Of course.
00:06:26 - You okay, Dad?
00:06:30 And it's "Mister Fritz".
00:07:10 You must be Sid.
00:07:12 Hi, I'm Angie's mom.
00:07:15 Go on, she's upstairs.
00:07:18 That's Tara.
00:07:20 Big dogs scare me.
00:07:22 Yeah but...
00:07:23 She's part of the family.
00:08:01 Yeah, I know...
00:08:03 Wow! You too...
00:08:37 - You're not answering?
00:08:39 The phone?
00:08:46 It's my mom's line.
00:08:49 Take care. She's an original.
00:08:54 - I love you, my sculpture.
00:09:03 - It's signed by Mike Bullet?
00:09:06 Eddy, I'm Mike. Angie's father.
00:09:10 You're his daughter?
00:09:14 76 mph in 1977.
00:09:20 Finally a friend
00:09:23 You know,
00:09:25 you have a very geometrical face!
00:09:28 Do you pose?
00:09:29 Think it over, Eddy.
00:09:32 is me.
00:09:33 It's "Sid", Dad.
00:09:36 Goodbye.
00:09:38 Any problem, just call!
00:09:40 Mike Bullet's daughter!
00:09:43 - Your car?
00:09:46 - Student permit?
00:10:01 Did you turn the heat on?
00:10:03 It's like a furnace.
00:10:05 This is poor-boy music.
00:10:07 I have much better.
00:10:11 - Feel like stripping?
00:10:13 And turn that off.
00:10:15 You two want to kiss?
00:10:18 I blacked out.
00:10:20 I remember my phone rang
00:10:25 That's weird...
00:10:27 Margot got a call
00:10:30 So what?
00:10:31 And I got a call before the crash.
00:10:36 World Mobile: "Use our plan
00:10:39 Screw you!
00:10:41 Who do you keep sending
00:10:44 Screw you!
00:10:46 Save your psychological problems
00:10:49 I'm gonna kill you!
00:10:50 Shut up, you two.
00:10:55 Go talk to Angie.
00:11:00 You see that?
00:11:01 It's Soupir!
00:11:04 - They're in your dad's car!
00:11:06 Drive, I said! Drive!
00:11:40 I have to tell you something.
00:11:47 It's hard to believe...
00:11:49 My cell is pretty special.
00:11:53 Shit, I left it in the car!
00:12:02 Too scary for you, Pampers?
00:12:10 You steal my date,
00:12:12 my babe
00:12:13 and my dad's car?
00:12:15 He lent it to me.
00:12:17 He likes it more than my mom.
00:12:21 It's his car.
00:12:24 He won't even let me drive it yet.
00:12:29 He's right.
00:12:34 Get the keys. We're history!
00:12:45 This car is sweet!
00:13:00 I can't believe they did that.
00:13:02 - Go to the cops.
00:13:04 Why not?
00:13:07 The car isn't mine.
00:13:10 I borrowed it from Virgil's dad.
00:13:14 You didn't.
00:13:17 I did.
00:13:20 You live in a museum.
00:13:23 With an Aston Martin
00:13:26 - And your clothes...
00:13:28 So what?
00:13:31 Well I don't.
00:13:34 Girls who have it all
00:13:38 Judge a book by its cover
00:13:43 You don't need to dress
00:13:48 Sorry.
00:13:54 You're right.
00:13:57 This jacket
00:14:02 High heels may look good...
00:14:07 Nice!
00:14:08 You're right.
00:14:10 And your tie...
00:14:20 And your dress?
00:14:29 Don't worry.
00:14:30 Virgil will return his dad's car.
00:14:33 I'm not worried about his car.
00:14:36 It's the cell phone
00:14:38 We're not going to chase it down.
00:14:42 I told you.
00:14:44 It's different from other cell phones.
00:15:13 Look! Pampers forgot his phone!
00:15:16 Toss it!
00:15:21 Hey guys! It's ringing!
00:15:26 This is Sid Soupir.
00:15:28 Hellll-o Franklin!
00:15:31 Sid Soupir...
00:15:53 What am I doing here?
00:15:56 Hey guys! I fell out!
00:16:00 I'm totally unharmed!
00:16:05 I fell out!
00:16:18 SMOKING KILLS
00:16:22 Did you like the movie?
00:16:23 Yeah... I loved it.
00:16:25 Can you call Virgil
00:16:28 - You're obsessed with it.
00:16:30 Sid Soupir?
00:16:32 You know what? Follow us.
00:16:34 - Come on.
00:16:37 - Keep away from him!
00:16:39 He told Franklin to jump!
00:16:40 He casts cell spells!
00:16:42 - He's a psycho!
00:16:46 - Lock him up!
00:16:48 - That's why we came here!
00:16:52 Careful, Angie.
00:16:54 Sit.
00:17:03 I had a baby, haven't slept all week.
00:17:06 So I'm only going to ask once.
00:17:13 Is this your phone?
00:17:17 Yeah it's his.
00:17:18 What's going on?
00:17:19 Franklin Tour is dead.
00:17:21 - What?
00:17:24 His friends claim Sid called
00:17:28 He was friends with my son.
00:17:32 Listen kid.
00:17:34 I may have size 14 feet,
00:17:37 Did you steal an AC Cobra
00:17:41 registered to Victor Husson?
00:17:43 - No, he lent it to me.
00:17:47 Can I see your student permit?
00:17:50 Shall we start from the beginning?
00:17:54 Captain Hook
00:17:57 Lieutenant Hook here.
00:18:01 No, "Lieutenant".
00:18:06 Sure thing.
00:18:10 Who cares about a dead kid
00:18:17 Case closed.
00:18:19 Here's your phone, kid.
00:18:24 Can I have you shown out?
00:18:26 We're fine, Captain.
00:18:27 Lieutenant.
00:18:29 Nighty night, kids.
00:18:33 - Unbelievable...
00:18:35 What happened in there?
00:18:37 You should have seen his face.
00:18:42 Imagine his tombstone:
00:18:45 "Here lie the remains
00:18:47 Bring your own barbecue sauce".
00:18:58 Dialed numbers: Captain Hook
00:19:04 You okay, Sid?
00:19:08 Sorry I have to go.
00:19:11 Go home, I'll call you!
00:19:12 Wait! You can't do this to me!
00:19:20 Why did you do this?
00:19:21 What did I do?
00:19:25 I LUV U
00:19:32 Pierre!
00:19:36 Tiger!
00:19:53 Mrs. D'Harcourt?
00:19:54 Mon petit sucre,
00:19:57 You know how
00:20:00 I almost had an orgasm
00:20:02 au telephone,
00:20:10 Fais-moi I'amour,
00:20:13 You got it wrong.
00:20:14 Mein Strudel,
00:20:16 my apple pie,
00:20:17 mein Wienerschnitzel.
00:20:20 Give me your Knudel.
00:20:24 - Take my Knudels. They're yours.
00:20:30 Let's combine our Knudels.
00:20:34 You bastard!
00:20:38 It's the phone!
00:20:40 Your phone turned you
00:20:42 I need your help!
00:20:48 Tiger!
00:20:49 Mrs. D'Harcourt!
00:20:57 The game ends here, my friend.
00:21:01 Get out your tool,
00:21:21 Ambulance?
00:21:23 Where did you come from?
00:21:28 We are standing in front of
00:21:33 containing the bones of
00:21:36 six million Parisians.
00:21:39 From the Duc d'Orléans
00:21:44 Let's move forward.
00:21:47 This bottomless pit is bottomless,
00:21:54 Go back where you came from.
00:22:02 - So long, honey.
00:22:04 - Have a good trip.
00:22:22 I was right.
00:22:23 - Franklin and Fritz...
00:22:25 Not in one night.
00:22:27 Your boyfriend's a killer.
00:22:28 Long-distance. One call kills.
00:22:30 Sid didn't make any calls.
00:22:34 It's obviously him.
00:22:35 It's obvious
00:22:40 What is it, Angie?
00:22:42 His phone called by itself.
00:22:46 In a plastic bag, alone.
00:22:49 Then the cop's phone rang.
00:22:53 really nice.
00:22:55 And he let us go.
00:23:02 We'll be late for Spanish.
00:23:36 69 rue du Cardinal Lemoine?
00:23:39 I think this is yours.
00:23:43 Be careful, next time.
00:23:45 You could have busted it.
00:23:58 Tiger...
00:24:01 Everyone's talking.
00:24:03 I'm glad you're here.
00:24:04 I'm happy to see you, dude.
00:24:06 I heard about Fritz too.
00:24:09 I was really scared that you...
00:24:11 You were right, Tiger.
00:24:14 I can't destroy it,
00:24:16 I can't lose it!
00:24:18 There must be a way to stop it.
00:24:21 - Answer, Sid
00:24:27 Okay, we'll talk.
00:24:33 If I start acting weird,
00:24:38 Hellll-o Sid.
00:24:42 You're the one
00:24:44 The hour of your death
00:24:46 It's a machine!
00:24:48 In you I live,
00:24:50 Friend or foe?
00:24:53 You're not me!
00:24:55 We don't belong together!
00:24:58 I know the girl
00:25:01 For our love to live,
00:25:13 Okay, the phone works alone!
00:25:29 Don't answer!
00:25:31 You think his phone is...
00:25:36 Is what? The devil phone?
00:25:38 Yeah, maybe.
00:25:41 You wanted to scare me?
00:25:46 Now I'm getting the heebie-jeebies.
00:26:06 You should have seen your faces!
00:26:09 It was way too funny.
00:26:11 It's your mother.
00:26:13 Hello, Mom?
00:26:16 - Who's there?
00:26:18 Lower the flame under my resin.
00:26:26 You'll be fine, babe.
00:26:28 Listen, babe, hands off.
00:26:30 Why don't you all
00:26:33 It's Mom!
00:26:35 It's Mom!
00:26:37 It's Mom!
00:26:39 It's Mom!
00:26:41 It's Mom!
00:26:43 It's Mom!
00:26:45 It's Mom!
00:26:47 It's Mom!
00:26:49 What a mess.
00:26:49 It's Mom!
00:26:54 It's my mother.
00:27:00 Yeah, he's here.
00:27:02 She wants to talk to you.
00:27:04 Your mother?
00:27:41 That's a toothpick.
00:27:53 - Is she deceased?
00:27:55 But I'm still a virgin!
00:27:57 Stop it! Don't start!
00:28:07 Shut up!
00:28:18 You fucking killed him.
00:28:32 Tara, come back!
00:28:34 Tara, heel! Heel!
00:28:46 Let me.
00:28:48 I'm good with dogs.
00:28:50 I'll take care of it...
00:28:55 - Nice little doggy.
00:28:58 Me David, friend of Milou.
00:29:03 Sit now!
00:29:06 Sit!
00:29:10 Like a poodle.
00:29:12 Don't insult it.
00:29:24 Oh my God! Stop it!
00:29:28 - But you looked weird.
00:29:31 You always look weird.
00:29:36 Angie?
00:29:40 Maybe she left for school.
00:29:44 Let me ring!
00:29:53 - You okay?
00:30:03 Stop it!
00:30:08 Come this way!
00:30:17 - Unbelievable.
00:30:21 It's me, Mom!
00:30:29 Who's the old cow?
00:30:30 My mother!
00:30:33 - She'll be fine. I hope.
00:30:35 Awful!
00:30:37 Margot, David, Virgil, Clemence
00:30:39 are all dead in the kitchen!
00:30:42 - What?
00:30:43 - He'll call them right back.
00:30:46 I tried! Water, hammer,
00:30:49 Not a scratch!
00:30:52 Mom's compactor.
00:30:53 It'sforpressingthemetal.
00:30:56 What was that?
00:31:15 - Who killed the dog?
00:31:22 Tiger!
00:31:25 Come here!
00:31:26 Sid!
00:31:35 Put it there.
00:31:39 A 5-letter code.
00:31:41 Sucks!
00:31:42 That's not her style.
00:31:54 Rodin.
00:31:57 Doesn't work!
00:31:58 - It doesn't work!
00:32:09 - César.
00:32:10 The sculptor.
00:32:23 Zidane!
00:32:24 - Start it!
00:32:29 Try "Angie."
00:32:35 It works!
00:32:57 It's over.
00:33:00 It's over.
00:33:01 Okay, it's dead.
00:33:08 No, we're dead.
00:33:11 "We're dead"
00:33:14 Dad always said if you fall,
00:33:18 So stand up
00:33:21 Got an idea?
00:33:22 Maybe.
00:33:26 - What is it?
00:33:32 Hurry up!
00:33:44 As you can see, sulfuric acid
00:33:51 Can you kill a cell?
00:33:53 Go back out. You're too late!
00:33:55 Please!
00:33:59 Where's everyone?
00:34:00 All dead!
00:34:05 D'Harcourt,
00:34:07 what did you smoke?
00:34:16 Ouch!
00:34:20 Don't answer your phones!
00:34:21 Don't pick up!
00:34:24 No, Charlotte!
00:34:25 - That felt good!
00:34:27 If you answer,
00:34:32 The three of you...
00:34:33 What?
00:34:35 The three of you,
00:34:38 Can you stop a cell
00:34:40 Yes, I...
00:34:42 - Answer!
00:34:43 How?
00:34:46 Shut it off.
00:34:47 I just told you that we can't!
00:34:51 Sir, they've gone bananas.
00:34:55 Take this!
00:34:59 Answer it!
00:35:09 Are you okay, Mrs. Ronssin?
00:35:27 Mrs. Ronssin...
00:35:38 Remember when Cecile
00:35:44 - What?
00:35:48 Why tell me now?
00:35:52 We're gonna die.
00:36:04 Oh shit.
00:36:06 Tallyho! Let's go!
00:36:15 Run guys, tallyho!
00:36:30 I have to tell you.
00:36:34 - I love you.
00:36:38 I was hoping...
00:36:40 Sorry but we never
00:36:43 you know what.
00:36:49 You're right.
00:36:52 Come on.
00:37:20 Your hands are cold.
00:37:23 What?
00:37:26 Angie, you're a genius!
00:37:29 Grab the phone.
00:37:38 At minus 196 Celsius...
00:37:40 All matter freezes!
00:37:45 I h8 U Bitch
00:38:16 My feet are cold.
00:38:20 Give me a hand!
00:38:25 Here I am!
00:38:29 It's mine!
00:38:34 Let me through!
00:38:38 Tiger!
00:38:43 The container!
00:38:47 Throw it!
00:38:54 Hellll-o, Peter.
00:38:58 Kill them, Tiger.
00:39:00 Kill Sid for me,
00:39:03 and my Prince you will be.
00:39:06 Tiger... my lover...
00:40:15 How did you do it?
00:40:16 - What?
00:40:24 I stopped by the infirmary.
00:40:26 I love you, bro!
00:40:31 I love you too.
00:40:37 I love you too.
00:40:41 Thanks, Tiger.
00:40:43 Good thing I came.
00:40:46 My best buddy!
00:41:11 Remember you told Cecile
00:41:15 I told her you had scabs
00:41:20 We're at the deepest part.
00:41:23 Deep 500 or deep 10,000?
00:41:25 Deep enough
00:41:35 Go on.
00:41:48 We're not making a mistake?
00:41:51 Shouldn't we give it
00:41:54 Or keep it, just to make sure?
00:41:58 "My precious..."
00:42:33 It's nice spending a weekend
00:42:38 I'll go for a walk.
00:42:41 Back in a minute.
00:48:20 Subtitles: Andrew Litvack
00:48:22 Subtitling Titra Film Paris
00:48:25 Goodbye you all...
00:48:29 Does anyone happen