High Anxiety

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00:00:39 The captain has turned on
00:00:42 Please extinguish all smoking materials.
00:00:44 Make sure your seats are
00:00:47 ...and your seatbelts fastened
00:02:32 Okay. Bye-bye, now.
00:02:35 Thank you.
00:02:37 Take care. Watch your step, there.
00:02:42 Goodbye.
00:03:06 No!
00:03:08 Harry! I'm so glad to see you!
00:03:27 Sir?
00:03:29 Just a moment, please.
00:03:31 Just come with me, please.
00:03:33 - What is this about?
00:03:36 - You've obviously made a mistake.
00:03:44 I hope there's an explanation for all this.
00:03:47 I'm in the dark.
00:03:49 This way, sir, please.
00:03:51 In the toilet?
00:03:56 I demand an explanation.
00:04:01 - Oh, my God!
00:04:04 - You're not a cop!
00:04:07 Excuse me. I have to run now.
00:04:10 Why? Don't run away
00:04:13 Where are you going?
00:05:27 What a dramatic airport!
00:05:35 Dr. Thorndyke?
00:05:53 Who are you?
00:05:54 I'm Brophy. I work at the Institute.
00:05:57 - I'm going to be your driver and sidekick.
00:06:01 Why the picture-taking?
00:06:04 I love to take pictures.
00:06:06 I even develop them myself.
00:06:08 Please hold the camera, Doc.
00:06:11 Fabulous.
00:06:15 I got it. I got it...
00:06:19 I ain't got it!
00:06:21 I'll get it.
00:06:23 I got it...
00:06:25 I ain't got it.
00:06:28 I got it...
00:06:31 I ain't got it.
00:06:34 - Where's the car?
00:06:36 - Would you mind opening the trunk?
00:06:39 I'll save us a little time.
00:06:42 You got it. You got it...
00:06:46 There we go.
00:06:51 Doc, I sure am glad you're
00:06:54 We haven't had a real chief
00:06:57 I just hope I do as good a job
00:07:00 - He was a brilliant psychiatric innovator.
00:07:04 When it was announced that you would
00:07:08 Between me, you and the steering wheel...
00:07:10 ...I guess Montague figured he had the job
00:07:14 If you get my drift.
00:07:16 Is that so?
00:07:17 And then, from out of the blue...
00:07:19 ...they go and get you, a professor
00:07:23 None taken.
00:07:25 Boy, I tell you, it was a real shock
00:07:28 The guy was in tiptop shape!
00:07:32 One can never predict a heart attack.
00:07:34 Heart attack? Don't make me laugh.
00:07:37 Brophy, what are you saying?
00:07:40 If you ask me,
00:07:44 ...foul play.
00:08:09 Foul play? Brophy, your imagination
00:08:12 Let's not forget that you are working
00:08:16 ...which is conducive to fantasy.
00:08:18 Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong.
00:08:22 I know I'm right.
00:08:40 Brophy here with the new head shrink.
00:09:00 Well, Doc, here's your new home.
00:09:16 Dr. Thorndyke, I am simply
00:09:20 I've read everything you've ever written
00:09:23 Your lectures, your monographs,
00:09:25 I'm absolutely thrilled
00:09:28 Thank you...
00:09:29 - Wentworth, Dr. Philip Wentworth.
00:09:32 I've been with the Institute for two years.
00:09:35 I just know that things are going to change
00:09:39 You see, ever since Dr. Ashley died...
00:09:42 ...strange things have been happening here.
00:09:44 Wentworth!
00:09:49 The eminent Dr. Thorndyke.
00:09:50 It's a great day here at the Institute
00:09:54 May I say that we have been looking
00:09:57 Allow me to introduce myself.
00:10:00 I was in charge till now.
00:10:05 Allow me to introduce Nurse Diesel,
00:10:10 Dr. Thorndyke. How do you do?
00:10:13 I left a complete medical file of everyone
00:10:17 I'm sure you'll want to rest
00:10:20 Dinner is served at 8:00
00:10:23 Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.
00:10:28 Dr. Thorndyke, may I say...
00:10:30 Charles.
00:10:34 Do you see what I mean?
00:10:37 Wentworth!
00:10:43 I got it. I got it...
00:10:46 I ain't got it.
00:11:02 Come in.
00:11:04 Thorndyke. My Richard!
00:11:07 Professor Little-old-man!
00:11:10 Lilloman. Lilloman. Nobody gets it right.
00:11:14 Little-old-man, Little-old-man...
00:11:15 Richard!
00:11:19 My best pupil.
00:11:24 A patient comes to you.
00:11:27 He has a seizure right in your office.
00:11:30 Two cc's of aqueous Thorazine
00:11:34 Good. And the most important thing?
00:11:38 Never take a personal check.
00:11:41 That's my boy. That's my good pupil.
00:11:44 Professor, it's so good to see you.
00:11:47 To sit? Ja.
00:11:49 Richard, I am so proud of you.
00:11:54 Head of your class at Johns Hopkins.
00:11:57 Associate professor at Dartmouth.
00:12:00 Winner of the Nobel Prize. And now...
00:12:03 ...the head of the most prestigious
00:12:09 I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:12:15 Oops. I blew too fast.
00:12:17 - Here, Professor, some tissues.
00:12:22 - Professor?
00:12:23 - I had no idea you were working here.
00:12:28 Working is a big word. I'm a consultant.
00:12:34 It's a fancy title for a part-time job.
00:12:39 I don't bother them. They don't bother me.
00:12:45 Your predecessor, Dr. Ashley, hired me.
00:12:49 It is a shame he died so all of a sudden.
00:12:54 He was going to make
00:12:57 ...and then...
00:13:04 Did you see your view outside?
00:13:10 I've been meaning to, but I've been
00:13:14 Unpack another time.
00:13:16 Come, Richard, I insist.
00:13:19 If you insist.
00:13:23 Come, Richard, this will be
00:13:27 Is this not the perfect time
00:13:31 - Very nice.
00:13:33 - Come.
00:13:35 Come here to the edge
00:13:50 Richard!
00:13:53 My boy, are you all right?
00:13:56 Come back inside, my goodness!
00:13:58 Come over here, sitzen Sie. Goodness me.
00:14:02 Thank you, Professor. I'm sorry.
00:14:06 I know what came over you.
00:14:12 It's probably the excitement and tension
00:14:16 ...sure it will pass.
00:14:19 Bullshit!
00:14:22 These things do not let go.
00:14:27 If left unchecked,
00:14:35 Tomorrow...
00:14:36 First thing tomorrow, we have
00:14:40 My boy, I have not had you on the couch
00:14:44 My boy, I promise, we will beat this thing.
00:14:48 Goodbye.
00:14:50 But, Professor, it is really nece...
00:14:52 It is "nece." I know what is "nece."
00:14:57 I tell you what is "nece."
00:15:40 Yes, as I was saying,
00:15:45 ...just before Dr. Ashley's untimely death...
00:15:49 ...he was planning to make some
00:15:52 Do any of you know specifically
00:15:56 Well, for one thing he wanted to change...
00:15:59 The drapes.
00:16:02 The drapes?
00:16:03 The drapes.
00:16:05 He wanted to change the drapes
00:16:14 That was the extent of the big change?
00:16:18 Yes, Dr. Ashley felt that color...
00:16:23 ...has a lot to do with the well-being
00:16:31 To some extent that is true, I imagine.
00:17:07 Only 30 seconds late.
00:17:28 Gentlemen...
00:17:31 ...and Nurse Diesel...
00:17:33 ...may I propose a toast?
00:17:37 Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke.
00:17:39 Long may he reign.
00:17:42 I thank you.
00:17:56 Yes, that's an excellent brandy.
00:17:58 You can tell by just sniffing the aroma.
00:18:02 It's much better
00:18:06 Dr. Montague, I'm curious.
00:18:08 What exactly is the rate of patient recovery
00:18:12 Rate of patient recovery?
00:18:22 Once in a blue moon.
00:18:26 Once in a blue moon.
00:18:29 Dr. Thorndyke.
00:18:32 Unfortunately...
00:18:34 ...the rate of recovery in the classroom...
00:18:37 ...is much higher than it is in real life.
00:18:41 We're dealing with sick people here,
00:18:46 Dangerously sick people!
00:18:59 Dr. Thorndyke?
00:19:01 Will you be at the Annual Psychiatric
00:19:07 Yes, I...
00:19:09 I think someone should attend, don't you?
00:19:15 I'm sure you'll have a nice time.
00:19:18 Thank you.
00:19:22 Up and down.
00:19:25 Side, side.
00:19:27 In and out.
00:19:29 Side, side.
00:19:31 Up and down.
00:19:32 Side, side.
00:19:34 In and out.
00:19:36 Side, side.
00:19:49 Oh, my God!
00:20:00 "Welcome! The violent ward."
00:20:03 Doc! Is everything all right?
00:20:05 Somebody just threw
00:20:08 Jeez!
00:20:13 A guy like that should be put away.
00:20:16 Here, let me get rid of it for you. I got it!
00:20:20 I got it!
00:20:22 Brophy, get it tomorrow.
00:20:24 Yeah.
00:20:29 - What was that?
00:20:32 Come on!
00:20:38 It's coming from Nurse Diesel's room.
00:20:42 Is everything all right in there?
00:20:50 Yes?
00:20:51 We heard some weird noises emanating
00:20:55 Weird noises? It was the TV.
00:20:59 Sorry it disturbed you. I've turned it down.
00:21:03 Is there anything else? It is rather late.
00:21:06 No, we were concerned. Good night.
00:21:09 - Good night.
00:21:14 - TV? Well, you could have fooled me.
00:21:18 It was probably the TV.
00:21:20 - Good night.
00:21:43 - Who was it?
00:21:45 - You're making too much noise.
00:21:49 - You're going too hard tonight.
00:21:52 I know you better than you know yourself.
00:21:55 You live for bondage and discipline.
00:22:00 Too much bondage. Not enough discipline!
00:22:02 You want discipline?
00:22:08 Yes!
00:22:09 Yes. I'm sorry!
00:22:11 Yes! It feels so good!
00:22:36 Yes?
00:22:37 Dr. Thorndyke,
00:22:42 Please take your hand away
00:22:45 Dr. Montague is here.
00:22:55 Thank you for coming.
00:22:58 It took longer than anticipated
00:23:01 Please have a seat.
00:23:06 I'm a little disturbed.
00:23:10 I've studied some of these case histories
00:23:13 ...I come across a patient who behaves
00:23:18 Zachary Cartwright IIl, for instance.
00:23:20 It seems his family is paying
00:23:25 According to this file
00:23:28 Well...
00:23:30 These case histories are really so sketchy.
00:23:33 They hardly draw a true picture
00:23:37 Cartwright is a perfect example.
00:23:38 One moment he can be
00:23:42 ...the next he's a living loony tune.
00:23:46 Do you mind if we examine him together?
00:23:50 Mind? Why should I mind?
00:23:55 You can examine anyone you want.
00:23:59 Please send Mr. Cartwright in. Thank you.
00:24:05 Mr. Cartwright, have a seat.
00:24:10 - Hello, Dr. Montague.
00:24:19 Tell me, do you know
00:24:23 Yes, I was brought in two years ago.
00:24:28 I used to get sharp pains in my neck
00:24:34 - Werewolves?
00:24:38 And in the two years you've been here,
00:24:44 I never get those pains anymore...
00:24:46 ...and it's been 6 months
00:24:50 6 months since you had
00:24:55 Tell me frankly. If you were
00:24:59 ...could you function in a happy,
00:25:03 I think so. I feel pretty good.
00:25:07 - What's the matter?
00:25:10 See how unpredictable he is?
00:25:13 Sit right here. Put your head back.
00:25:18 Easy.
00:25:20 This pain that you haven't experienced
00:25:23 ...has suddenly reappeared for no reason?
00:25:25 - I don't know what it is.
00:25:30 - The pain is going away.
00:25:32 I feel perfectly fine.
00:25:34 What is it?
00:25:36 - Cartwright, is it that same pain?
00:25:40 - Let me examine you.
00:25:43 I just want to help you!
00:25:47 - I don't understand.
00:25:49 Relax, take it easy.
00:25:56 Take it easy!
00:25:59 - Montague, what are we going to do?
00:26:12 Cartwright!
00:26:13 His feet.
00:26:17 Take him back to his room.
00:26:22 Make it a big one.
00:26:26 Sad. I've never seen anything
00:26:31 - And he was doing so well.
00:26:33 - lt is sad, tears your heart apart.
00:26:37 - There's that flashing again.
00:26:39 It started this morning and here it is again.
00:26:44 - ...up there.
00:26:48 Room 35, I'd say.
00:26:52 It stopped. Who's in that room?
00:26:54 A patient named Brisbane.
00:26:58 - Arthur Brisbane? The industrialist?
00:27:03 - How long has he been here?
00:27:06 18 months?
00:27:10 It must be an oversight.
00:27:13 I'd like to meet him.
00:27:15 But he's hopeless.
00:27:18 I'd like to meet him right after lunch.
00:27:22 All right. As you wish.
00:27:25 - I'll arrange it for you.
00:27:30 Nurse Diesel? Dr. Montague here.
00:27:33 Dr. Thorndyke would like to meet
00:27:38 Good.
00:27:39 Ou-yay ow-knay at-whay o-tay o-day.
00:27:43 Et it-gay?
00:27:47 Everything will be taken care of.
00:27:50 There it goes again.
00:28:04 Falling.
00:28:06 Mamma! Falling!
00:28:08 Fight it, Thorndyke. Fight it.
00:28:12 Fight your fears.
00:28:14 The only way to overcome High Anxiety
00:28:19 - Fight!
00:28:21 Fight it.
00:28:23 - Fight.
00:28:25 Good. Fight it.
00:28:27 Good, fight it.
00:28:31 Fight it, ja. Good.
00:28:38 That's all right.
00:28:44 Fight.
00:28:49 You want to fight? All right.
00:28:52 I'll give you a fight you don't forget.
00:28:57 Show me your good stuff.
00:29:04 Come on, get up, you little punk!
00:29:10 Professor! What are
00:29:14 What are you doing? Stop!
00:29:26 Come on, boys. We came
00:29:36 Professor, what happened here?
00:29:40 I put him under hypnosis.
00:29:43 You see, we have been running
00:29:47 ...to try to help him overcome
00:29:50 ...known as High Anxiety.
00:29:54 - High Anxiety?
00:29:58 Do you mean to say
00:30:01 ...one of the world's
00:30:04 ...is suffering from High Anxiety?
00:30:06 Ja, but you would not breathe
00:30:10 Professor, may I remind you
00:30:14 I am shocked that you would think
00:30:23 Hey, everybody,
00:30:33 Richard?
00:30:36 Falling. Mamma. Falling.
00:30:37 Richard, I'm going to bring you out.
00:30:40 I'm going to bring you out. I bring you out!
00:30:42 - Richard, my boy, Richard!
00:30:46 You'll never believe what I just
00:30:49 I would believe. But there will be
00:30:55 - So, go get yourself a little rest, my boy.
00:30:59 - Thank you, Professor.
00:31:09 Let us see, here.
00:31:12 "Mamma, I am falling."
00:31:32 Norton, this is our new chief,
00:31:35 He'd like to see Mr. Brisbane.
00:31:45 - lt's a pleasure to meet you, Dr. Thorndyke.
00:31:49 Forgive me for prying.
00:31:55 As you know, we get some very violent
00:31:58 Last week, I guess I wasn't on my toes...
00:32:01 ...and one of them reached out
00:32:05 - That must have been awful.
00:32:10 It can get quite dicey up here at times.
00:32:14 - Well, shall we go?
00:32:18 Hey, Norton! You missing something?
00:32:45 That's Arthur Brisbane? The industrialist?
00:32:53 No. Down, Brisbane, down. Bad Brisbane.
00:32:58 Sit up. All right.
00:33:02 Don't worry, he won't bite.
00:33:05 - He thinks he's a cocker spaniel.
00:33:15 Very good.
00:33:18 I've never seen anything like...
00:33:20 Down! Sit!
00:33:23 Stay!
00:33:27 Amazing! The most complex
00:33:31 I once read a paper when I was in college
00:33:35 It might have been Kraft-Ebbing.
00:33:39 ...who thought that she was an animal
00:33:42 What the hell are you...
00:33:45 We don't do that with strangers. Bad dog!
00:33:50 Get his leash, Norton.
00:33:58 Extraordinary!
00:34:00 How could a creature have the wherewithal
00:34:04 Well, cockers are very bright, you know.
00:34:08 That's true. That's very true.
00:34:18 Please understand, I can't go on.
00:34:20 I swear to God, I won't say a word,
00:34:24 You're just as much a part of this
00:34:28 No one is quitting. Do you hear me?
00:34:33 - No one.
00:34:36 What we're doing is wrong.
00:34:40 I've got to get out of here. I'm trapped!
00:34:45 Quiet, you fool! The window is open!
00:34:58 All right.
00:35:01 Perhaps...
00:35:03 ...l've been too harsh.
00:35:07 You are free to leave the Institute
00:35:12 Thank you, Nurse Diesel.
00:35:15 And I promise I won't say anything
00:35:19 I know you won't.
00:35:25 I know you won't.
00:37:53 Busted eardrums?
00:37:55 That's a very strange symptom
00:37:58 According to the coroner's report,
00:38:02 I can't go to San Francisco now.
00:38:05 Dr. Thorndyke,
00:38:08 If we receive any additional information
00:38:12 It's important that you attend
00:38:16 ...you are representing the Institute.
00:38:19 Yes, enjoy yourself, for God's sake.
00:38:24 Accident. Have a good time.
00:38:27 I did work long and hard on that speech.
00:38:33 I'm going. You've convinced me. Brophy!
00:38:35 I'm looking for my camera,
00:38:39 Please, Brophy, not now.
00:38:41 Hold it!
00:38:44 - Okay, let's hit the road.
00:38:47 Bye-bye.
00:38:50 Enjoy yourself.
00:38:55 I think you punctured something
00:38:58 You do everything too hard. Too hard.
00:39:01 Come to my room right after dinner.
00:39:03 Not tonight. I'm too tired.
00:39:06 - I'll let you wear my underwear.
00:39:46 Thorndyke and Brophy.
00:39:49 Thank you.
00:39:55 Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke?
00:39:58 Sir, very good. Here we go, you're all set.
00:40:01 Wow. Talk about modern.
00:40:02 You and Mr. Brophy are in 1702 and 1703.
00:40:07 Excuse me. I thought I'd specifically
00:40:11 - Nothing higher than three.
00:40:15 But a Mr. MacGuffin called
00:40:20 I'm sorry, we can't do a thing
00:40:24 Come on, Doc.
00:40:28 I guess it'll be all right. It's just...
00:40:32 ...I really don't like high places.
00:40:38 Dennis, will you take Dr. Thorndyke
00:40:42 Anything I can get you?
00:40:44 Yes. I'd like a newspaper.
00:40:45 I'll get you one and meet you
00:40:48 - Please don't forget. It's rather important.
00:40:54 I want to see if there's any mention
00:40:57 Doc, there are the elevators.
00:41:04 - Come on, Doc.
00:41:13 Here we go. Straight to the top.
00:41:24 Quite a view, isn't it?
00:41:34 Here we are. Top floor. Top of the hotel.
00:41:38 - We're pretty high.
00:41:41 That we know. That part we know.
00:41:51 Excuse me. This way.
00:41:59 This way, please. Right around the corner.
00:42:01 Hey, Doc, look at this.
00:42:08 I can see it from here.
00:42:29 Are you all right, Doc?
00:42:33 I'm all right, Brophy.
00:42:36 I'm sorry, sir.
00:42:44 You fellas want to see your rooms or not?
00:42:49 Let's get out of here.
00:42:58 If you would have gone over
00:43:01 Your brains would have splattered
00:43:04 Brophy, please.
00:43:08 Right here is 1702. You're in 1703.
00:43:12 Here's your key.
00:43:15 See you later. Thank you.
00:43:26 - Here you go. Thank you very much.
00:43:29 - Anything else I can get you, sir?
00:43:32 The newsstand didn't have any
00:43:36 I want that newspaper.
00:43:39 All right, I'll get your paper.
00:43:42 A hassle.
00:43:44 Don't forget.
00:43:46 What's so important about a lousy,
00:44:00 Dennis, Dr. Thorndyke in room 1702
00:44:04 I know. Get the newspaper!
00:44:08 Get the stinking newspaper!
00:45:04 Here!
00:45:12 Here's your paper!
00:45:14 Here's your paper!
00:45:17 Happy now?
00:45:43 That kid gets no tip.
00:45:51 Who is it?
00:45:54 Who is it?
00:46:01 It's not the bellboy, is it?
00:46:10 Get away from the door.
00:46:17 - Who are you?
00:46:19 - Just a second...
00:46:22 - Go inside. Go to your room.
00:46:25 - The drapes! Close the drapes.
00:46:30 Close the drapes.
00:46:33 Close the other one. Get down! Lower.
00:46:41 Good. Quick, come here.
00:46:45 Get up.
00:46:47 Sit down. Not there, here.
00:46:49 - Here?
00:46:51 Will you please tell me who are you
00:46:57 Quick, make believe
00:47:09 What's your sign?
00:47:11 I'm sorry, it's unlisted.
00:47:15 Boy, you sure blow hot and cold.
00:47:18 Will you please tell me who you are?
00:47:20 My name is Victoria Brisbane.
00:47:25 You're the cocker's daughter?
00:47:27 Have you seen my father
00:47:31 He's fine. He's coming along fine.
00:47:36 He what?
00:47:38 Well, he thinks he's a dog these days.
00:47:41 - A dog?
00:47:44 - Do you mind if I smoke?
00:47:46 I see. A dog.
00:47:58 Dr. Thorndyke, I assure you
00:48:05 18 months ago,
00:48:09 He went into the Institute for a rest
00:48:14 Frankly, Doctor, I fear for his life.
00:48:16 Miss Brisbane, I assure you
00:48:20 I've examined your father and I must
00:48:24 ...he is deeply disturbed.
00:48:28 Don't answer it. If they know I'm here,
00:48:31 You're late, they're waiting.
00:48:35 That's Brophy, my driver. He's all right.
00:48:38 Miss Brisbane, I'm terribly sorry.
00:48:42 Don't you believe what I'm telling you?
00:48:45 It's not that I don't care.
00:48:48 I'm the principal speaker at the convention.
00:48:53 Why don't we meet later at the bar?
00:48:56 Fine. Later at the bar, that's perfect.
00:48:59 Let's go.
00:49:01 Here we go.
00:49:04 See? There's no one here.
00:49:08 There's nothing to worry about.
00:49:11 Let me see you to the elevator.
00:49:14 Nice hotel, isn't it?
00:49:16 Kind of high.
00:49:45 May I have your attention, please?
00:49:48 Fellow members
00:49:51 ...it is a pleasure and an honor...
00:49:53 ...to present the new head
00:49:56 ...for the Very, Very Nervous.
00:49:58 Winner of the Nobel Prize for his works
00:50:01 ...on severe psychosis.
00:50:04 The distinguished
00:50:16 Thank you, Dr. Colburn.
00:50:20 Fellow analysts, psychiatrists...
00:50:24 ...psychologists and laypeople...
00:50:28 ...today I would like to discuss...
00:50:31 ...some of the lesser known aspects
00:50:37 100 years ago,
00:50:42 But some of these great people,
00:50:45 ...gave us a nice living.
00:50:51 I don't know what they said.
00:50:56 What do you want me to do? Kill him?
00:50:58 If you want me to kill him, I'll kill him.
00:51:00 I don't have to kill him,
00:51:03 I killed Ashley and Wentworth. Another
00:51:07 It would make me happy.
00:51:12 I think it would be better
00:51:14 Well, let me kill just one, then.
00:51:17 Whichever one you want.
00:51:19 All right. I'll wait.
00:51:21 But the minute you say kill them,
00:51:24 I'd love to kill them.
00:51:26 It would give me immense pleasure.
00:51:30 And so, in conclusion...
00:51:33 ...let me reiterate...
00:51:35 ...that there are no rules.
00:51:38 That each patient is a supreme individual
00:51:43 ...that distinguish the human being...
00:51:45 ...from the slime from which he emerged.
00:51:50 Thank you.
00:51:57 Yes, Dr. Colburn.
00:51:58 May I ask you a question?
00:52:01 Dr. Thorndyke, you mentioned
00:52:06 ...should be deemed
00:52:10 Could you expand on that?
00:52:11 Of course.
00:52:12 Let's remember
00:52:16 ...was created in a predominantly
00:52:19 Excuse me.
00:52:23 Sorry I'm late.
00:52:24 Forgive me for bringing the kids.
00:52:27 Please, have a seat.
00:52:29 As I was saying, in a world of
00:52:34 ...it was only natural
00:52:39 Pee...
00:52:41 "Peepee envy. "
00:52:43 Are you saying there's absolutely
00:52:50 ...peepee envy?
00:52:53 It has no more validity
00:52:59 ...balloons.
00:53:01 Dr. Thorndyke, do you feel
00:53:06 ...has a bearing on the sexual future
00:53:10 Toilet training. That's a vast area.
00:53:15 Let's be more specific.
00:53:21 ...number one or cocky-doody?
00:53:25 For argument's sake, let's say cocky-doody.
00:53:27 I'd say professionally, cocky-doody...
00:53:30 ...has very little to do with the future
00:53:34 - Thank you.
00:53:35 Let me backtrack for a second.
00:53:39 - You mean the balloons?
00:53:45 Where the babies come out. The woowoo.
00:53:50 The woowoo?
00:53:51 Yes. The woowoo.
00:53:54 Perhaps the most significant
00:53:58 ...known to mankind.
00:54:30 Here we are. A B&B and B&B&B.
00:54:35 Thank you.
00:54:37 Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke.
00:54:41 What?
00:54:43 Harpo.
00:54:45 My mother loved the Marx Brothers.
00:54:46 She saw all their movies.
00:54:50 Harpo?
00:54:52 I like it. It's very refreshing.
00:54:55 There are certain names that you just
00:54:59 - Anyway, here is to Daddy's recovery.
00:55:06 - Feeling better?
00:55:08 You'll never know
00:55:10 ...by allowing me to visit my father.
00:55:13 I can't believe it.
00:55:15 Miss Brisbane, I must warn you.
00:55:19 I don't care.
00:55:21 I just know that if I can see him and speak
00:55:26 Hey, it's song time here at the piano bar.
00:55:29 That means I lay back and let you
00:55:32 How about you, sir?
00:55:35 How about you, ma'am?
00:55:36 No?
00:55:38 How about you, Doc?
00:55:40 Me?
00:55:42 I don't sing. No.
00:55:44 I really don't sing.
00:55:46 Come on, Doc. Give us a song.
00:55:49 Come on. You can do it.
00:55:51 Go ahead. It'll be fun.
00:55:54 All right. Do you know High Anxiety?
00:55:58 You got it. Is B flat okay?
00:56:00 B flat?
00:56:01 The key.
00:56:03 That's fine, sure. I guess so. Sing in here?
00:56:06 Okay. Anytime.
00:56:11 "High anxiety
00:56:15 "Whenever you're near
00:56:19 "High anxiety
00:56:23 "It's you that I fear
00:56:28 "My heart's afraid to fly
00:56:32 "It's crashed before
00:56:36 "But then you take my hand
00:56:39 "My heart starts to soar
00:56:42 "Once more
00:56:45 "High anxiety
00:56:48 "It's always the same
00:56:56 "It's you that I blame
00:57:01 "It's very clear to me
00:57:05 "I've got to give in
00:57:09 "High anxiety
00:57:13 "You win"
00:57:19 - Hiya, Tex. Where are you from?
00:57:23 Great town. Love that big, red machine.
00:57:26 Ease up on the linguine.
00:57:29 Hello, young lovers, whoever you are...
00:57:31 What do I spy? A little grain of rice.
00:57:34 This morning.
00:57:35 This morning, folks.
00:57:40 "But then you take my hand
00:57:44 "My heart starts to soar
00:57:47 "Once more"
00:57:49 Key change. "High anxiety
00:57:53 "It's always the same
00:58:01 "It's you that I blame
00:58:07 "It's very clear to me
00:58:10 "I've got to give in
00:58:15 "High anxiety"
00:58:19 And remember, folks. Be good to
00:58:23 "You win"
00:58:40 Jeepers, Richard, that was terrific.
00:58:42 - Thank you.
00:58:44 - Ever thought of singing professionally?
00:58:47 The big bucks are in psychiatry.
00:58:49 - lt's so much more emotionally rewarding.
00:58:52 - To help people.
00:58:54 Would you excuse me for a moment?
00:58:56 I'll be right back.
00:58:59 Of course.
00:59:01 Let me get this.
00:59:03 Here you go.
00:59:06 Forgive me for prying,
00:59:10 What are you talking about? That's Daddy.
00:59:13 Are you trying to tell me that this man
00:59:16 Of course.
00:59:18 This is not the man I met at the Institute.
00:59:22 Something is very, very wrong.
00:59:31 What are we going to do?
00:59:34 He's seen the picture.
00:59:35 He knows that's not the real Brisbane
00:59:38 More coffee, please.
00:59:40 Charlotte, what will we do?
00:59:43 We'll have to kill him.
00:59:46 That's all we need now. Another killing.
00:59:51 First Ashley, then Wentworth.
00:59:53 We can't kill Thorndyke without
00:59:58 Pass me the cream, please.
01:00:01 What are we going to do?
01:00:04 I've thought of that.
01:00:06 He won't go to the police
01:00:11 I don't understand. Sugar, please.
01:00:13 What do you mean if he can't
01:00:17 Because the police will be looking for him.
01:00:21 Why would the police be looking for him?
01:00:23 Because Thorndyke...
01:00:26 ...is going to kill somebody.
01:00:31 Here. Finish your strudel.
01:00:37 Here are the keys.
01:00:39 Weren't you supposed
01:00:41 I don't know.
01:00:44 Said we have to get back to the Institute.
01:00:46 This joint is really luxurious.
01:00:49 - Do you mind?
01:00:50 You got some joint, here.
01:00:56 It's beautiful. It's terrific. It's gorgeous.
01:01:01 That's beautiful.
01:01:03 The elevators. Good.
01:01:05 Dr. Thorndyke.
01:01:10 Dr. Thorndyke.
01:01:12 I hear you're leaving.
01:01:47 Dr. Thorndyke?
01:01:50 Yes?
01:01:51 Here's a little present for you.
01:01:57 What is this? Who are you?
01:02:02 Why are you... Wait!
01:02:06 Who are you? What does this mean?
01:02:08 What does this mean?
01:02:15 That's the man!
01:02:18 No, wait. You don't understand.
01:02:21 Oh, my God.
01:02:22 The man is dead.
01:02:24 I didn't... He shot him, I'm sure.
01:02:27 He took off a mask. He took off my face.
01:02:29 This was given to me by somebody
01:02:32 This is me! This is me's gun, not mine.
01:02:35 Gentlemen, don't go for your guns.
01:02:38 We can discuss this. We're rational...
01:02:45 Doc! Why did you do it?
01:02:47 Why did you do it?
01:02:58 No, I'm all right. I'm just fine.
01:03:01 I'm at the Golden Gate Park.
01:03:03 Meet me in a half hour
01:03:08 Yes. Good.
01:06:15 Richard, the world has gone crazy.
01:06:20 I don't know what to believe
01:06:22 My life is just all topsy-turvy.
01:06:26 The next minute you're pumping
01:06:29 Then it is not you.
01:06:32 How much more can a girl take?
01:06:37 I feel like I'm going to die.
01:06:42 Vicky! Take it easy, darling.
01:06:46 I'm sorry. Forgive me.
01:06:47 I'm just so close to my menstrual cycle
01:06:53 Vicky, please. We've got to think.
01:06:55 The only way out
01:06:58 Well, how?
01:07:01 Now that is you pulling the trigger.
01:07:04 Who took this picture?
01:07:07 Brophy. My buddy, Brophy.
01:07:10 Wait a minute!
01:07:12 I was coming down in the elevator
01:07:15 Here is the elevator. Here is me.
01:07:17 See that dot?
01:07:20 It's unrecognizable.
01:07:22 Brophy has the negative.
01:07:25 Have him blow up this negative
01:07:29 No, he left this morning.
01:07:39 How can you get excited
01:07:41 Don't get me wrong.
01:07:44 We've got to separate.
01:07:46 Gosh, you're fickle.
01:07:48 We can't stay together. We can't be seen.
01:07:52 Call Brophy. Get him to blow up
01:08:11 Yeah. It's coming.
01:08:17 Holy Toledo, you're right!
01:08:21 I think it's the doc.
01:08:23 This has to be much, much bigger.
01:08:26 I have to keep enlarging it
01:08:30 Call me in an hour.
01:09:12 That's the doc.
01:09:15 Good work. Very good work, Brophy.
01:09:20 Unfortunately, it will never be seen.
01:09:23 We've got to destroy the negative.
01:09:27 You'll never get it. Never, do you hear me?
01:09:30 You'll never get this. I'd rather die first.
01:09:34 Norton?
01:09:37 Here.
01:09:41 You fool.
01:09:42 That negative has been on the front page
01:09:46 They can enlarge it as well.
01:09:49 You're right. I never thought of that.
01:09:55 I've got it! We have to buy every single
01:09:59 We'll need about $10,000 worth of change.
01:10:01 The first thing I want you to do
01:10:05 Then you go around to all the newspaper...
01:10:13 - Perhaps it's not a good idea.
01:10:16 Norton, take our good friend
01:10:22 ...to the North Wing.
01:10:33 You see, darling...
01:10:35 ...it's not the negative that has to be
01:10:40 I think we'd better call our friend
01:10:46 I get so hot when you're bad.
01:11:16 Excuse me.
01:11:25 Diesel, here.
01:11:26 I have a collect call from San Francisco.
01:11:29 Yes, I'll accept the charges.
01:11:30 Hello, it's me. What do you want?
01:11:33 Hello, Braces?
01:11:39 You may kill Thorndyke.
01:11:43 Thank you. I really appreciate this.
01:11:55 Life is good.
01:12:46 Hello?
01:12:54 Listen, mister.
01:13:03 I know a lot of the other girls
01:13:07 ...by these kinky phone calls,
01:13:13 How did you get my room number?
01:13:21 I am not going to listen to any more
01:13:27 What are you wearing?
01:13:29 Jee...
01:13:32 Jeans? You're wearing jeans?
01:13:36 I bet they're tight.
01:13:47 Oh, my God.
01:13:54 You are an animal.
01:13:58 Vicky.
01:14:00 Victoria. It's me, Richard.
01:14:02 Richard.
01:14:07 I knew it was you all the time.
01:14:12 I laughed. Did you laugh?
01:14:16 Victoria, I just killed a man.
01:14:19 Another one? Listen, Richard,
01:14:23 You don't understand.
01:14:26 ...who killed the man in the lobby.
01:14:29 I did and he said there was
01:14:33 ...and that it might be you and he
01:14:37 Then I waited for one hour and called back.
01:14:40 And?
01:14:41 And they said that he wasn't there.
01:14:44 Oh, my God, they know.
01:14:46 They know everything.
01:14:48 They've got the picture.
01:14:50 What are we going to do?
01:14:53 We have to get back to the Institute
01:14:56 We must expose Diesel and Montague
01:14:59 How'll we leave town?
01:15:00 The police are absolutely all over the place.
01:15:04 Go to the Salvation Army.
01:15:06 The Salvation Army?
01:15:07 Are they good at this sort of thing?
01:15:10 No! Go to the Salvation Army and get...
01:15:44 Richard. Wait a minute.
01:15:47 What is it?
01:15:50 I'm sorry, I just... Look at this clothing.
01:15:52 What makes you think
01:15:55 Victoria, if we do it just the way
01:15:58 Remember, we're not sneaking by.
01:16:02 If you're loud and annoying,
01:16:05 Come on. We can do it.
01:16:13 I can't carry this no more.
01:16:16 Celery? You had to buy in San Francisco?
01:16:19 You can't get it by the market
01:16:21 Excuse me,
01:16:25 ...they wanted to serve you a Bloody Mary.
01:16:28 A Bloody Mary?
01:16:30 Well, I don't like the Bloody Mary
01:16:34 No, sir. It's too burning.
01:16:36 They don't even put tomato juice,
01:16:39 Murray Weintraub, remember him?
01:16:41 Morning, noon and night he drank
01:16:45 You know where he is now?
01:16:48 Murray Weintraub is not dead.
01:16:51 No!
01:16:56 Morris Turtletaub you're talking about.
01:16:59 The one from Great Neck
01:17:07 No, sir. Morris Turtletaub
01:17:11 Morris Turtletaub, to my memory,
01:17:18 A little irregular.
01:17:22 Couldn't help himself.
01:17:25 Slowly.
01:17:28 Come on.
01:17:29 Sir, will you please put your bags up here?
01:17:31 - What?
01:17:33 - What do you need it for?
01:17:36 You have to X-ray?
01:17:38 Here. You want to X-ray the celery?
01:17:42 - Celery is not for dope it's for dip.
01:17:46 - All right, go ahead. You go.
01:17:49 For God's sake, go through already.
01:17:51 Wait a minute.
01:17:54 Is this one of those blowers that blows
01:17:57 Take a chance, go through.
01:18:03 Okay, come on, Sam.
01:18:05 All right. Here I go, folks.
01:18:09 Sam!
01:18:13 What?
01:18:17 Well...
01:18:18 ...here I go.
01:18:24 Is this a game show?
01:18:26 We have to search you.
01:18:27 Please, sir. What did I do?
01:18:30 - What's my crime?
01:18:31 I beeped!
01:18:33 Take me away. Take me back to Russia.
01:18:36 I beeped! The mad beeper is loose.
01:18:38 Take away the beeper. Put me away.
01:18:41 It's all right. Please, just go.
01:18:43 Thank you.
01:18:45 - Richard, you were absolutely brilliant.
01:19:21 Professor Lilloman?
01:19:24 Professor.
01:19:30 Oh, my God. He's dead!
01:19:32 Dead? Who's dead?
01:19:36 - Professor, we thought you were dead.
01:19:40 It scares the hell out of everyone.
01:19:43 Professor, have you seen my father?
01:19:46 Your father? Who are you?
01:19:48 Forgive me. This is Victoria Brisbane.
01:19:55 - This is the cocker's daughter?
01:19:58 How do you do? I'm sorry for you.
01:20:02 Professor, please, Brophy.
01:20:03 We are looking for Brophy.
01:20:06 Brophy.
01:20:07 I'm sorry to have to tell you,
01:20:12 What?
01:20:14 According to Montague,
01:20:19 - Mental breakdown?
01:20:21 Brophy is not smart enough
01:20:25 The North Wing.
01:20:27 - Come on, we have to go.
01:20:30 Come on, hurry.
01:20:53 Brophy, have you seen Brisbane?
01:20:55 Where is Brisbane?
01:20:56 I'm sorry.
01:20:58 - Where is he?
01:21:02 Norton's taking him up to the tower.
01:21:04 Oh, my God!
01:21:06 He's drugged. They're going to
01:21:11 Dad.
01:21:12 Come on, let's go.
01:21:30 There! Look!
01:21:32 Daddy.
01:21:39 Richard.
01:21:42 - Do something.
01:21:51 I can't.
01:21:53 What is it?
01:21:54 He suffers from High Anxiety.
01:21:58 Don't worry, Miss. I'll stop him.
01:22:03 Oh, God. I feel like such a...
01:22:06 Coward?
01:22:07 Yeah.
01:22:16 I can't go on.
01:22:20 I got him!
01:22:24 I ain't got him.
01:22:28 Where can we go? What can we do?
01:22:30 - I've got to save him.
01:22:32 He'll kill you. I'm going to go up.
01:23:30 He's going to fall!
01:23:43 Hold on! Pull yourself up! You can do it!
01:23:48 I can't hang on!
01:23:53 That's it! Richard, listen to me!
01:23:55 I have researched your case.
01:23:59 I have found the answer.
01:24:01 Go back in your mind. Go back.
01:24:04 You are a little baby.
01:24:06 Your mother and father are fighting.
01:24:09 They're fighting about you.
01:24:19 I hate this kid! He's making us prisoners!
01:24:22 We're trapped in this house!
01:24:24 What do you want me to do?
01:24:28 Shut him up!
01:24:30 Shut him up! I can't take it!
01:24:32 He's falling!
01:24:37 I understand now.
01:24:41 It's not height I'm afraid of. It's parents!
01:24:45 Ja.
01:24:47 Now climb, you son-of-a-bitch. Climb!
01:24:58 Come on, Doc. You can do it.
01:25:06 He's almost at the top.
01:25:10 Hurry, Richard.
01:25:19 Come on, Doc.
01:25:38 Norton.
01:25:44 Oh, my God.
01:25:51 - Mr. Brisbane, are you all right?
01:25:56 Get down the stairs.
01:25:58 Thank you. You saved my life.
01:26:00 Thank God it's over.
01:26:25 Fins. I give up.
01:26:28 I never really liked her. She never bathed.
01:26:31 But I like you, I'll be on your side.
01:26:34 I'm good at that. If I don't behave
01:26:38 I wouldn't mind.
01:26:41 Are you all right? We saw a figure fall.
01:26:43 That was Nurse Diesel,
01:26:46 Daddy, I love you.
01:26:48 My boss.
01:26:50 Brophy.
01:26:53 Professor.
01:26:55 - You saved my life.
01:26:57 You saved my life. Who are you?
01:27:00 Dad.
01:27:02 This is the man I'm going to marry.
01:27:04 Jeepers, Vicky.
01:27:11 Goodbye, Dad.
01:27:22 I absolutely love my new name.
01:27:24 Mrs. Victoria Harpo Thorndyke.
01:27:28 Mrs. Dr. Victoria Harpo Thorndyke.
01:27:32 Yes. Doctor?
01:27:34 I'm having this problem.
01:27:36 Problem? Well...
01:27:38 ...maybe we should examine the situation.
01:27:41 Nice shot.
01:27:43 We're going too fast,
01:27:50 Now what do we do?
01:27:51 Never mind. Keep pulling back.
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