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High Spirits
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Mr. Brogan... |
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I assume you've called in regard |
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on Castle Plunkett, |
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by what seems to be |
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Dear sir, I must |
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my first name is not "Dick," |
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It is simply Peter. |
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No, I was not given |
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but had I been, |
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my mother |
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"Low-life Shit-for-brains |
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You obviously know |
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I have been happily |
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Nevertheless, I marvel |
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ever-so-American |
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which flow so grippingly |
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The hotel is in |
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the renovations |
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What? Why shouldn't I bother? |
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Peter, who are you calling? |
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Oh, Mother! Will you please |
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Turning the castle |
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"Irish World"? |
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Gee, what an interesting notion. |
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In where? In Malibu? |
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What is Malibu? |
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I see. You want to move |
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which, I am to presume, |
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of those United States. |
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Mr. Brogan, if I cannot |
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how on earth do you expect... |
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to transport an entire castle |
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The number of stamps alone |
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But I can assure you, |
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that if it goes on |
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I will take this check |
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and personally ferry it |
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and mail it to you myself. |
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What postal strike? |
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Shut up, Mother! |
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I don't think |
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is necessary, Mr. Brogan. |
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Understandable, but... |
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So, what you're saying... |
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is that if I don't come up with |
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you will foreclose |
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I see. |
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Have you heard of the quality |
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You haven't read |
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Good-bye. |
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There you are! |
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Taking the easy way out. |
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Mother, this is not easy. |
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Just because you haven't got |
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you're in hock |
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Your father's so worried, |
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Mother, father has been dead |
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And what about |
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How do you think she feels? |
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Mother, |
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She's still upset. |
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Very well. |
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to the ghosts of my ancestors... |
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for making a mess |
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Hold that. |
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I'm not gonna help you. |
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How many ghosts are there here? |
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There's Great Auntie Nana |
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and that nice |
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and the nun who was walled |
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and Oliver's bastard, who never |
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Mother. |
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- What, darling? |
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- What, darling? |
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Ghosts? |
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Ghosts. |
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A wonderful tourist attraction. |
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Katie! |
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Katie, take this down. |
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Castle Plunkett... |
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the superbly-restored edifice |
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of the incomparably beautiful |
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Also known to be |
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on the Emerald Isle! |
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Here, the dead |
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This castle contains |
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long-leggedy beasties... |
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and things |
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than on any other place |
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maggot-spinning earth! |
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We can promise you |
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ghouls of all descriptions. |
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The one thing we won't promise |
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There are no bloody ghosts here. |
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I know, but there will be. |
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Yes, Mr. Wilson... |
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the accommodations |
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and so far, the renovations |
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with maintaining |
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of Castle Plunkett and environs. |
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Illusion. |
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You, Katie, for instance. |
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You high on a wire would be |
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A little dry rot, |
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some fungus here and there. |
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Ghosts need |
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Thank you. |
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Patricia, you could be... |
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a mermaid! |
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Or Lady Godiva. |
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Anybody dead down there? |
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Only the corpse, Eamon. |
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What the shaggin' hell |
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Genius. Pure genius. |
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Just you wait till they see it. |
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The bloody hand to the front... |
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And the bloody feet at the rear. |
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Look, what in the name of God |
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We're not doin' |
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Will you get me the shaggin' |
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Smile, Katie! |
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You have to smile! |
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The Americans |
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Now, Eamon, you little genius, |
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Ready, steady, go! |
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Jack, what are you doing? |
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It's a little champagne. |
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To us, to Ireland... |
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your homeland. |
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Loch Ness Monster, |
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That's Scotland, Jack. |
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I knew that. |
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Oh, Christ! |
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Oh, Jack. |
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and now you're trying |
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God. Next thing you know, |
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Ma'am? |
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A little champagne? |
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I suppose sex |
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I think I should be |
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and you should be |
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I think I should go home. |
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Just give me that hair back! |
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Bon voyage! |
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On our left, |
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home to more grisly |
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than any comparable spot |
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The fierce, |
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would pile down from |
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and pillage and rape |
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We have children here. |
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Even Christian brothers |
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the occasional sheep or goat. |
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Here, within the confines |
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we come to the infamous |
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from which the Brogan Banshee... |
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is reported to wail and howl |
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They're comin', Katie! |
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Get ready to show them |
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Scare the Jesus out of 'em. |
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Howl, Katie, howl! |
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Howl like a banshee! |
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Wave the life out of 'em! |
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Oh, Jesus! |
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Stop the bus! |
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Help me! |
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Driver! |
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Help me! |
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There's a lady |
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I'm not a lady! |
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There's a banshee |
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And the banshee's howling |
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the restless spirit |
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risen from her grave, riding |
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Hands and heels now, Patricia! |
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I can't stop it! |
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Help! |
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Awesome! |
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Oh, mummy! |
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The things I do for you. |
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Deeply appreciated. |
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Oh, dear. |
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Don't panic! |
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What do you mean, |
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Listen to me! |
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Shut up! |
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She's amphibious, |
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Jesus Christ. |
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Best foot forward, Katie. |
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Welcome to Castle Plunkett! |
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You are most heartily welcomed. |
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Ladies, gentlemen, children... |
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you appear to be a trifle moist. |
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May I? |
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Good evening, boys, |
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Mr. Crawford, |
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Mr. Plunkett, what is |
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Oh, that would be a lovely |
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And the whiting au nature? |
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Boiled whiting. |
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So, what's |
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That, my dear young one, would |
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And what is this? |
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Whiting bordeaux? |
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Very witty, Mr. Clay. |
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OK, Mom. You've got us here. |
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Come on! I wanna see one now! |
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Boys! |
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I'm afraid there are |
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A cynic, Mr. Clay. |
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No, a parapsychologist... |
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Mr. Plunkett. |
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Duke University. |
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A para-what? |
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A parapsychologist. |
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Give the parapsychologist |
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Whiting bisque, madame? |
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Thank you. |
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And for you, father? |
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So, I was seeing this guy, and |
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Well, he's a hairdresser, |
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but he devil worships |
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We booked this dumb tour |
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corpses, dead gerbils, |
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and he ran off |
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I mean, how was I supposed |
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So, what about you? |
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No, I'm not, but I'm chaste. |
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Just kidding. |
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So, what are you doing here? |
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Well, I thought |
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in the Isle of Saints... |
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before I take my final vows |
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Retreat. |
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Yeah. Well, I've kind of |
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I've sworn off men |
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But you're not a priest yet? |
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No. Not yet. |
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Well, here's to keeping |
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Mr. Plunkett. |
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Who's that? |
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Mary Plunkett. |
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My great-great-great-great- |
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She died right here in |
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She couldn't take |
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Levity is out of place, |
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She was murdered |
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by the hand of her |
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When I remember |
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All friends linked together |
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I've seen around me |
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Fall like leaves in wintry snow |
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Why don't I just |
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I can get the change later. |
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Lovely music. |
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Shut up! |
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Some banquet-hall |
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Deserted |
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Whose lights are fled |
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Whose garlands dead |
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And all but he departed |
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Thus in the stilly night |
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Ere slumber's chain |
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Has bound me |
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Fond memory brings the light |
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Honey, everybody's singing. |
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It's beautiful. |
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It's beautiful. |
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A full moon has risen |
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Those of you |
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would do well |
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Lock your windows, |
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say your prayers... |
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for tonight, |
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the cluricanes, |
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Good night. |
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If you dare! |
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Bugs. |
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Where did they all go? |
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Don't ask. |
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Well, if there are |
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I hope to God they put on |
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It was pretty scary, huh, kids? |
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Didn't you see |
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Give me a break. |
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Scared the shit out of me. |
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Right. Phase Two. |
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Katie, banshee time. |
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Julia, where's me bandages? |
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Because it's hard to get |
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when there is no observed |
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I'm afraid that this is going |
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There is not even |
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Malky. |
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Get me the nightie |
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Honey? |
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Thanks, Bugbear. |
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Unexpected random fluctuations |
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would need to exceed 2.33 for it |
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Here we have |
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It's the winning Hereford bull |
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and he's won the competition |
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Mind you, |
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was of a very |
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and the judges |
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Of course, these days, |
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Oh, my God. |
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Major jet lag. |
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Excuse me. |
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I don't believe in ghosts. |
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Oh, wait. |
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Calm down, Miranda. |
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You can stop it now, |
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One more time, my Katie, and |
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Tap it yourself. |
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Away, Little John. |
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Damn it! |
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OK, you guys. |
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If you aren't in bed in three |
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But we haven't seen a ghost yet. |
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And I'm not whistlin' Dixie. |
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Help me! |
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Help! |
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Please, somebody help me! |
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Where's he goin'? |
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Help me! |
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All right. I'm coming. |
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- Brother Tony, help me! |
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- You have to make it stop! |
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I don't like it at all! |
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Come on, Brother Tony! Jump! |
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I'm coming! |
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Oh, Tony! |
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Brother Tony! |
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Don't just lay there, |
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Like what? |
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Exorcise it! |
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You're a priest, aren't you? |
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How about a little something |
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- "Revelations"? |
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"And I saw an angel..." |
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I'm gonna be sick! |
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Don't leave me! |
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They're going to kill us! |
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A change in the humidity |
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Come to me, Bugbear. |
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Make me a woman. |
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My love. |
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Oh, that's the most pathetic |
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Malcolm! |
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What is that? |
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Now, Eamon. |
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The sword! |
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Jack, what are you doing? |
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I smell something burning, Jack. |
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Sharon! |
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How many times |
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I'm exhausted. |
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I just saw a ghost! |
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That is the most pathetic excuse |
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If I say I'm too tired, |
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Thank you very much, Jack. |
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Now I need to take |
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My God, he's got my underwear! |
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Oh, very nice! |
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Malcolm, the children! |
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Don't worry, Marge. |
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Get away from the children! |
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Yeah, Dad! |
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Supernatural, huh? |
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Sounds pretty solid to me. |
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Behind me, children! |
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How dare you threaten |
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I think it's real, Dad. |
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I'll show you real! |
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Mother of God! |
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You could've shaggin' killed me. |
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Maybe if we made love |
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you wouldn't need |
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Do not take that Valium. |
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Sharon, |
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Would you listen to me |
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Sharon, please! |
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It's not working! |
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We have to try something else! |
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What are you doing... |
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to that poor ghost? |
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Wait a minute! |
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Plunkett! You phony! You fake! |
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Julia! Oh, how's my poor... |
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Little demon children! |
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Calm yourselves! |
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As the brochure says, |
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of spirits that causes problems. |
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So I would like to apologize |
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This is the most pitiful |
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that I've ever encountered! |
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It will get better, |
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That's it! |
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We are leaving |
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Oh, no, my dear woman. |
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Am I intruding? |
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Just give the poor ghosts |
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We're history, dude. |
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Couldn't we look on tonight |
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You're finished, Plunkett! |
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I am going to personally expose |
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There are laws, sir, |
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Marge, children, we're leaving. |
| 00:27:18 |
Maybe Jim Brogan'll |
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Jim Brogan? What's Jim Brogan |
| 00:27:24 |
He has the mortgage |
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and we've only got |
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and then he's gonna |
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Jack, I'm very tired. |
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- Now! |
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What's going on here, |
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So we told a lie. |
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Everyone lies once in a while. |
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So Katie isn't a ghost... |
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and Julia still |
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and Eamon isn't a mummy... |
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and the castle isn't haunted, |
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What you have |
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why did we do it? |
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We did it because |
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Every little |
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every little rotting |
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Why should you Americans care |
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Castle Plunkett. |
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And the villagers lose |
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Thank you, Katie. |
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Jack, let's go to bed. |
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- I care, Mr. Plunkett. |
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I care. |
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Jim Brogan is my father-in-law, |
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You're Jim Brogan's daughter? |
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Yes, my name's Brogan. |
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I might as well tell you... |
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that there won't be any |
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I mean, not after |
| 00:29:00 |
I don't believe this. |
| 00:29:01 |
Daddy asked me |
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I mean, this ghost business |
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So you came to sabotage us? |
| 00:29:10 |
You did perfectly all right |
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I didn't have to lift a finger. |
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Jack, are you coming? |
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Look, I don't know what to say. |
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I didn't know. |
| 00:29:40 |
I didn't. |
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For what it's worth, |
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You're the ghost in the bedroom. |
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You were the banshee |
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Sharon, hey, wait a minute! |
| 00:30:09 |
Daddy wants this place. |
| 00:30:11 |
He was born here. |
| 00:30:13 |
Why? |
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Why not? |
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So you lied to me. |
| 00:30:18 |
You used our second honeymoon |
| 00:30:20 |
Jack, it's business. |
| 00:30:23 |
It's business? |
| 00:30:25 |
Obviously, a word |
| 00:30:44 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:30:45 |
To get drunk. |
| 00:30:48 |
I don't want you |
| 00:30:51 |
Not to my father-in-law, |
| 00:30:54 |
Oh, my dear fellow, |
| 00:30:57 |
He's an unlovely combination... |
| 00:31:00 |
of a son of a bitch |
| 00:31:04 |
What's a rat's knackers? |
| 00:31:06 |
It's an unholy trinity |
| 00:31:12 |
and a hoor's melt. |
| 00:31:17 |
The guy's a dick. |
| 00:31:20 |
In a word. |
| 00:31:21 |
Would you like a drink? |
| 00:31:24 |
I thought I had one. |
| 00:31:25 |
I mean a real drink. |
| 00:31:54 |
Upsy-daisy. |
| 00:32:07 |
My father's brew. |
| 00:32:30 |
Oh, perfect. |
| 00:32:32 |
Look at the bad side... |
| 00:32:34 |
gotta look at the good side. |
| 00:32:36 |
There's constantly... |
| 00:32:37 |
There's two sides |
| 00:32:46 |
The milk of human kindness, |
| 00:32:49 |
Three little words, |
| 00:32:52 |
Doesn't cost anything. |
| 00:32:55 |
"I love you." |
| 00:33:00 |
Oh, shit. Wrong room. |
| 00:33:06 |
Our room's not this nice. |
| 00:33:34 |
- No, Martin! |
| 00:33:37 |
Oh, no, Martin. No! |
| 00:33:39 |
I know you. |
| 00:33:41 |
You're the girl in the painting! |
| 00:33:43 |
- So, you wee harlot. |
| 00:33:46 |
You're the one in the painting. |
| 00:33:48 |
You'll tup with no one! |
| 00:33:50 |
Who's this guy? |
| 00:33:51 |
You're a great act. |
| 00:33:54 |
Wow, that's great. |
| 00:33:55 |
Hey, pal, you should've |
| 00:33:58 |
I think you could've |
| 00:33:59 |
Where is he? |
| 00:34:02 |
Martin, there's no one! |
| 00:34:03 |
Great outfits. |
| 00:34:05 |
Martin, there's no one! |
| 00:34:08 |
Looks real! |
| 00:34:10 |
Martin, there's no one! |
| 00:34:12 |
Looks a little rough, but real. |
| 00:34:13 |
Why don't I believe ya? |
| 00:34:23 |
This is so disgusting. |
| 00:34:34 |
Oh, Lord, she wouldn't die, |
| 00:34:38 |
Oh, God, what have I done? |
| 00:34:41 |
You killed her. |
| 00:34:43 |
Oh, Lord, what have I done? |
| 00:34:44 |
I told you, you killed her. |
| 00:34:45 |
Mary. |
| 00:34:47 |
Oh, Lord, what have I done? |
| 00:34:49 |
What did you do? |
| 00:35:11 |
There's a trap door down here. |
| 00:35:24 |
Oh, no, Martin! |
| 00:35:29 |
So, you wee harlot. |
| 00:35:31 |
No, Martin. No! |
| 00:35:33 |
Duck! |
| 00:35:34 |
You won't tup with me, huh? |
| 00:35:37 |
Please, no! |
| 00:35:38 |
The party's over, all right? |
| 00:35:41 |
Take your hands off the girl... |
| 00:35:43 |
or you're gonna be... |
| 00:35:45 |
Where is he? |
| 00:35:48 |
All right! Where is he? |
| 00:35:50 |
Martin, there's no one. |
| 00:35:52 |
Wait a minute, wait. |
| 00:35:54 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:35:56 |
That's a beautiful woman! |
| 00:35:58 |
Martin, there's no one! |
| 00:36:00 |
Then, why don't I believe ya? |
| 00:36:07 |
I'm hit. |
| 00:36:11 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:36:15 |
You dirty rotten... |
| 00:36:17 |
Mary? |
| 00:36:20 |
No, he missed me. |
| 00:36:22 |
Oh, Lord, she wouldn't die, |
| 00:36:29 |
Oh, Lord, what have I done? |
| 00:36:31 |
Oh, God, what have I done? |
| 00:36:38 |
Who are you guys? |
| 00:36:41 |
I'm Mary Plunkett. |
| 00:36:44 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:36:47 |
This is an act. |
| 00:36:53 |
This is an act. Right? |
| 00:36:59 |
How can I thank you? |
| 00:37:00 |
For what? |
| 00:37:02 |
For your selflessness. |
| 00:37:04 |
I didn't do... I don't... |
| 00:37:11 |
How can I thank you? |
| 00:37:12 |
You're so beautiful. |
| 00:37:18 |
How can I thank you? |
| 00:37:20 |
Thank you. |
| 00:37:22 |
Don't go. |
| 00:37:24 |
Why do you have to go? |
| 00:37:40 |
I don't feel good. |
| 00:38:09 |
Sharon, I think I'm going crazy. |
| 00:38:12 |
I gotta know. Did you... |
| 00:38:20 |
Did you ever love me? |
| 00:38:32 |
Let's see if those pills |
| 00:38:42 |
You've had a good life. |
| 00:39:05 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:39:23 |
You. |
| 00:39:25 |
You are... |
| 00:39:49 |
Good morning, darling. |
| 00:39:51 |
Good morning, Lavinia. |
| 00:39:53 |
Well, our son is an idiot. |
| 00:39:57 |
We've known that for years. |
| 00:39:59 |
Haven't we, darling? |
| 00:40:03 |
Well, this time, |
| 00:40:06 |
The ghosts are furious. |
| 00:40:07 |
Why? |
| 00:40:08 |
Well, they've heard that |
| 00:40:11 |
is going to move the castle |
| 00:40:13 |
How nice. |
| 00:40:15 |
All that sunshine, |
| 00:40:21 |
No respectable ghost |
| 00:40:24 |
Besides, they're Irish. |
| 00:40:27 |
Oh, if only I hadn't died. |
| 00:40:29 |
None of this |
| 00:40:31 |
Well, you did die, |
| 00:40:33 |
So, what are |
| 00:40:35 |
Out of my hands. |
| 00:40:39 |
They're going |
| 00:40:41 |
exactly what they came here for. |
| 00:40:42 |
Serve 'em right. |
| 00:40:50 |
I'm dead. |
| 00:40:54 |
So, this is what it feels like. |
| 00:41:02 |
Like a hangover. |
| 00:41:06 |
Peter? |
| 00:41:08 |
Peter, wake up. |
| 00:41:12 |
The Yanks are leaving. |
| 00:41:14 |
Really? |
| 00:41:26 |
As long as I'm dead, |
| 00:41:31 |
You've got all the warmth |
| 00:41:40 |
You're a dwarf. |
| 00:41:41 |
You'd better clean |
| 00:41:44 |
so you can chew up |
| 00:41:49 |
I'm not dead? |
| 00:41:50 |
No, but if I were you... |
| 00:41:52 |
I wouldn't make |
| 00:41:53 |
Great, Jack. Now I've got |
| 00:41:57 |
My B-complex level |
| 00:42:00 |
Sharon, look... |
| 00:42:02 |
Let me see that. |
| 00:42:05 |
Sharon, I think... |
| 00:42:08 |
Get packed, Jack. |
| 00:42:09 |
Sharon, you took a Valium. |
| 00:42:14 |
Wrong pills. |
| 00:42:19 |
What did you have |
| 00:42:21 |
Some tan fish. |
| 00:42:23 |
That was a nice change. |
| 00:42:26 |
I said this place |
| 00:42:30 |
Of course, I sound strange. |
| 00:42:33 |
Everybody hates me. |
| 00:42:35 |
And, last night, |
| 00:42:38 |
and when he woke up, |
| 00:42:40 |
and that I was a dwarf |
| 00:42:43 |
and you know |
| 00:42:44 |
about those things, |
| 00:42:46 |
I hate you! |
| 00:42:49 |
Miss Crawford? |
| 00:42:53 |
Do you think that I'm colder |
| 00:42:58 |
Oh. Well, no. |
| 00:42:59 |
No, you see, actually, |
| 00:43:03 |
than people |
| 00:43:09 |
How dare you! |
| 00:43:15 |
I didn't... don't tell my wife. |
| 00:43:19 |
I mean, not that I did anything. |
| 00:43:23 |
Do you hear me, Sharon? |
| 00:43:28 |
Will you talk to me, Sharon? |
| 00:44:10 |
You're real. |
| 00:44:14 |
You're a real ghost. |
| 00:44:33 |
I have to thank you |
| 00:44:36 |
It was nothing. |
| 00:44:38 |
What did I do? |
| 00:44:39 |
You gave me my first moment |
| 00:44:43 |
I'll be in your debt |
| 00:44:46 |
It was nothing, and you |
| 00:44:48 |
What can I call ya? |
| 00:44:55 |
Thank you, Sir Jack. |
| 00:44:57 |
It's on me. |
| 00:45:03 |
- Lovely dress. |
| 00:45:06 |
Today is my wedding day. |
| 00:45:09 |
Tonight, he'll murder me. |
| 00:45:11 |
You get murdered every night? |
| 00:45:13 |
Every night until last night. |
| 00:45:16 |
What about tonight? |
| 00:45:18 |
That depends on you. |
| 00:45:20 |
Why me? |
| 00:45:22 |
Your love broke the chain, |
| 00:45:26 |
Oh, my God, hold on! |
| 00:45:28 |
Nobody can depend on me. |
| 00:45:31 |
Ah, twasn't love, then. |
| 00:45:33 |
Mary, we hardly know each other. |
| 00:45:41 |
Look, I gotta go! |
| 00:45:42 |
- Don't go, Jack! |
| 00:45:45 |
You want to forget me. |
| 00:45:47 |
I don't know what I want! |
| 00:45:48 |
I just don't... |
| 00:46:10 |
What the heck? |
| 00:46:40 |
He's flying! |
| 00:46:44 |
Me roof! |
| 00:46:56 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 00:47:00 |
So all the snakes |
| 00:47:04 |
- What? |
| 00:47:39 |
"To die; to sleep no more; |
| 00:47:45 |
Peter! They changed their minds! |
| 00:47:54 |
There is a God. |
| 00:48:02 |
Hey, would your name |
| 00:48:22 |
Welcome back, dear guests! |
| 00:48:26 |
Let me be the first |
| 00:48:28 |
for our temperamental |
| 00:48:30 |
Shut up, Plunkett. |
| 00:48:32 |
Certainly, Mr. Clay. |
| 00:48:39 |
Deepest regrets, |
| 00:48:43 |
The storm |
| 00:48:51 |
So, we're all together |
| 00:48:54 |
It seems that we're becoming |
| 00:48:59 |
Sorry, Mr. P. |
| 00:49:04 |
Plunkett! |
| 00:49:05 |
I'd rather walk into town |
| 00:49:08 |
and spend a night in a stable... |
| 00:49:10 |
than to spend one more second |
| 00:49:12 |
Marge! Children! |
| 00:49:19 |
Malcolm! |
| 00:49:28 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:49:31 |
Malcolm! |
| 00:49:35 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:49:38 |
Malcolm, can you hear me? |
| 00:49:43 |
Oh, please, |
| 00:49:45 |
Oh, dear God. |
| 00:49:50 |
Plunkett, this is your doing! |
| 00:49:54 |
Darling? |
| 00:49:55 |
Yes, I think we could stay |
| 00:49:59 |
Sweet Mother Mary... |
| 00:50:01 |
Saint Brigid... |
| 00:50:03 |
please don't let me marry him. |
| 00:50:04 |
Please release me. |
| 00:50:06 |
I don't love Martin, |
| 00:50:10 |
Sweet Mother Mary, |
| 00:50:13 |
please don't let me marry him. |
| 00:50:16 |
Please release me. |
| 00:50:17 |
I don't love Martin. |
| 00:50:22 |
Sweet Mother Mary, |
| 00:50:26 |
please don't let me marry him. |
| 00:50:27 |
Please release me. |
| 00:50:30 |
Sweet Mother Mary... |
| 00:50:35 |
Sweet Jesus, |
| 00:50:37 |
I ran into a little wind. |
| 00:50:39 |
Oh, dear. |
| 00:50:41 |
That would be the spirits |
| 00:50:44 |
Sorry. |
| 00:50:46 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:50:48 |
I'm praying to Saint Brigid... |
| 00:50:50 |
to release me |
| 00:50:52 |
Look, this is |
| 00:50:55 |
- I mean, look... |
| 00:50:57 |
I mean, I'm as up for |
| 00:50:59 |
as anybody, really, |
| 00:51:02 |
I mean, I get here yesterday... |
| 00:51:03 |
my marriage collapses, |
| 00:51:05 |
from being murdered |
| 00:51:06 |
Now, if you think about it, |
| 00:51:09 |
Then I fly through the air, |
| 00:51:12 |
and Renaldo the talking horse |
| 00:51:16 |
leads me to... - |
| 00:51:20 |
to the most beautiful... |
| 00:51:23 |
ghost that I've ever seen |
| 00:51:29 |
Last night, when you took |
| 00:51:34 |
you broke the cursed chain |
| 00:51:39 |
What cursed chain? |
| 00:51:41 |
Me marriage to Martin Brogan |
| 00:51:46 |
I did not love him. |
| 00:51:48 |
He had warts, |
| 00:51:53 |
On my wedding night, |
| 00:51:58 |
- Tupped? |
| 00:52:04 |
I get it. |
| 00:52:05 |
Go on. |
| 00:52:07 |
He thought I loved another... |
| 00:52:12 |
And in a jealous fury, |
| 00:52:18 |
Now, every day for me |
| 00:52:25 |
If I get murdered |
| 00:52:28 |
Who'd want to be a ghost? |
| 00:52:30 |
We are what we are. |
| 00:52:34 |
So... this Marty stank? |
| 00:52:38 |
Aye, and he squished. |
| 00:52:41 |
He squished? |
| 00:52:43 |
Squished. |
| 00:52:44 |
Oh, he squished! |
| 00:52:46 |
God... |
| 00:52:50 |
Could you love a man |
| 00:52:56 |
I could love you, |
| 00:52:59 |
If you loved me, |
| 00:53:06 |
I can't. |
| 00:53:08 |
I cannot do this. |
| 00:53:10 |
Then you don't love me. |
| 00:53:13 |
- I didn't say that. |
| 00:53:16 |
Even now Martin dons his |
| 00:53:21 |
Good-bye, Sir Jack. |
| 00:53:23 |
Look, you're a ghost. |
| 00:53:26 |
It would never work out. |
| 00:53:27 |
Sweet Mother Mary. |
| 00:53:30 |
Mary, look, I don't want you |
| 00:53:33 |
It's just that my wife... if she |
| 00:53:47 |
Jack, is that you? |
| 00:53:52 |
God, I don't know what happened |
| 00:53:55 |
I've got pains all over my body. |
| 00:53:59 |
Well, go on, Jack. |
| 00:54:08 |
Jack, you never did it |
| 00:54:12 |
Saint Patrick. |
| 00:54:16 |
Saint Jude. |
| 00:54:20 |
Saint Columcille. |
| 00:54:24 |
Saint Hocks McGorrick. |
| 00:54:30 |
Honey! What... |
| 00:54:34 |
Honey, what is it? |
| 00:54:36 |
Where have you been? |
| 00:54:39 |
A big giant man, gigantic... |
| 00:54:41 |
and he's scrubbing my back, |
| 00:54:43 |
I should've known it wasn't you! |
| 00:54:45 |
He had warts all over his hands! |
| 00:54:46 |
Yeah, with warts. |
| 00:54:48 |
- Who's Martin? |
| 00:54:50 |
- He's a what? |
| 00:54:51 |
He murders his wife every night. |
| 00:54:53 |
I think he's pretty harmless, |
| 00:54:55 |
- Get out! |
| 00:54:56 |
Sweetheart, look... |
| 00:54:57 |
Honey, you're... |
| 00:54:59 |
You don't understand. |
| 00:55:02 |
Honey, we've gotta talk. |
| 00:55:09 |
Are you OK, honey? |
| 00:55:12 |
Do I look OK? |
| 00:55:14 |
Not really. |
| 00:55:31 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:55:34 |
I have to check this place out. |
| 00:55:39 |
Something smells |
| 00:55:42 |
Yes, it does. |
| 00:55:43 |
It smells like... burnt rubber. |
| 00:55:47 |
No, that's me. |
| 00:55:53 |
To right, right. |
| 00:55:55 |
Do you believe this? |
| 00:55:56 |
Only four channels! |
| 00:55:58 |
Cables must be unplugged. |
| 00:56:00 |
There's no cable. |
| 00:56:02 |
I tell ya. |
| 00:56:04 |
Fingers together... |
| 00:56:11 |
Wendy! |
| 00:56:14 |
Mom! |
| 00:56:18 |
Woody! |
| 00:56:27 |
Look at the TV, guys. |
| 00:56:38 |
You horrible little children! |
| 00:56:40 |
Eternity's a big commitment. |
| 00:56:44 |
You gotta take things one step |
| 00:56:51 |
You do love her, don't you? |
| 00:56:54 |
Yeah, I guess I do. |
| 00:56:57 |
What's the problem then? |
| 00:56:59 |
She's a ghost! |
| 00:57:00 |
She's dead. I'm alive. |
| 00:57:04 |
How do you know all this? |
| 00:57:05 |
I'm married to one. |
| 00:57:12 |
Won't you join us... |
| 00:57:16 |
Yeah, I could use a drink. |
| 00:57:24 |
Oh, dear Lord. |
| 00:57:27 |
I do beseech thee |
| 00:57:30 |
my hour of need. |
| 00:57:32 |
Oh, cleanse me of these |
| 00:57:36 |
for this woman... Miranda. |
| 00:57:57 |
Come on! |
| 00:58:06 |
Oh, Lord! |
| 00:58:08 |
I get the message! |
| 00:58:15 |
Brother Tony. |
| 00:58:27 |
Brother Tony, |
| 00:59:34 |
Brother Tony, |
| 00:59:39 |
The Lord works |
| 00:59:43 |
True love can move mountains. |
| 00:59:48 |
Yeah, but it can't |
| 00:59:51 |
Yes, it can, |
| 00:59:55 |
Halloween. |
| 00:59:58 |
When the spirit moves, |
| 01:00:02 |
and the juices flow, |
| 01:00:08 |
What's skelping? |
| 01:00:09 |
It's a ghost term. |
| 01:00:14 |
But it's dangerous. |
| 01:00:15 |
You mustn't go too far. |
| 01:00:18 |
What do you mean? |
| 01:00:55 |
- Oh, it's you! |
| 01:00:58 |
Plunkett, those fake ghosts |
| 01:01:00 |
This is entirely different, |
| 01:01:01 |
Is there something wrong |
| 01:01:03 |
Something wrong with my room? |
| 01:01:04 |
What are you talking |
| 01:01:06 |
- The brochure... |
| 01:01:08 |
We're talking |
| 01:01:11 |
- How can you explain this? |
| 01:01:13 |
Oh, come off it, will you? |
| 01:01:15 |
Don't you understand? |
| 01:01:18 |
He knows it's the only way |
| 01:01:21 |
I don't know about |
| 01:01:23 |
but, Plunkett, |
| 01:01:27 |
I've been fooled. |
| 01:01:29 |
- Me, too. |
| 01:01:31 |
Explain this to me. |
| 01:01:34 |
"A ghost may not tup |
| 01:01:36 |
So this means a ghost cannot |
| 01:01:39 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:01:44 |
Who's Mary? |
| 01:01:47 |
Who's this Mary? |
| 01:01:48 |
She's a woman. |
| 01:01:50 |
Don't start |
| 01:01:53 |
- She's someone I care about. |
| 01:01:55 |
It's funny how you can care. |
| 01:01:57 |
Jack, don't stand there |
| 01:01:58 |
that you're having an affair |
| 01:02:00 |
Well, I am! |
| 01:02:01 |
That's it. |
| 01:02:03 |
and I hope the ghost |
| 01:02:05 |
because I want to meet him. |
| 01:02:06 |
Here she is! |
| 01:02:08 |
- No, Martin! |
| 01:02:11 |
So you wee harlot! |
| 01:02:12 |
No, Martin! |
| 01:02:14 |
That's Martin the ghost! |
| 01:02:15 |
That's the man |
| 01:02:18 |
See, he's gonna come over here |
| 01:02:20 |
- He's gigantic. |
| 01:02:22 |
They're having problems |
| 01:02:24 |
No, Jack, we're having problems |
| 01:02:26 |
- Come here! |
| 01:02:27 |
You gotta see this. |
| 01:02:29 |
He's gonna run after her |
| 01:02:34 |
There's no one! |
| 01:02:35 |
Oh, yes, there is. |
| 01:02:37 |
Now he throws her over there. |
| 01:02:39 |
- Martin, there's no one! |
| 01:02:41 |
- Please, don't! |
| 01:02:43 |
- You can't just kick a ghost. |
| 01:02:45 |
Now look what you did. |
| 01:02:50 |
Wait, Mary! |
| 01:02:55 |
I love you. |
| 01:02:57 |
I know that. |
| 01:02:58 |
You do? |
| 01:03:00 |
When did you know that? |
| 01:03:02 |
The minute I saw ya. |
| 01:03:05 |
The minute I knew I loved you... |
| 01:03:09 |
but your love must be true. |
| 01:03:11 |
It is. |
| 01:03:13 |
It must withstand all obstacles. |
| 01:03:16 |
It will. |
| 01:03:18 |
Oh, Mary, my darlin'. |
| 01:03:22 |
What have I done? |
| 01:03:25 |
That was a dirty trick, |
| 01:03:27 |
Hey? |
| 01:03:30 |
Kicking me |
| 01:03:32 |
But you were gonna stab your |
| 01:03:34 |
Shoot, that's no big thing. |
| 01:03:36 |
And I suppose watching |
| 01:03:38 |
in the bathtub |
| 01:03:41 |
I'm sure it's a grand thing |
| 01:03:45 |
You dirty peeping tom. |
| 01:03:47 |
Me name is not Thomas. |
| 01:03:50 |
Oh, Mary. |
| 01:03:54 |
What have I done to ya? |
| 01:03:59 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:04:01 |
Here, give us |
| 01:04:02 |
No, not again. |
| 01:04:04 |
You're a wily vixen, |
| 01:04:07 |
Oh, Lord, what have I done? |
| 01:04:10 |
Oh, God, what have I done? |
| 01:04:12 |
Oh, God, what a woman. |
| 01:04:16 |
You're not so bad yourself. |
| 01:04:24 |
What's skelping? |
| 01:04:25 |
Skelping. |
| 01:04:29 |
This is skelping. |
| 01:05:05 |
That's nasty. |
| 01:05:07 |
It wasn't nice? |
| 01:05:10 |
It was nice. |
| 01:05:12 |
It was very, very nice. |
| 01:05:16 |
Hold on, Mary. |
| 01:05:19 |
You can't just skelp me |
| 01:05:23 |
Can't help it. |
| 01:05:24 |
Skelping takes |
| 01:05:26 |
Look, Mary, I... |
| 01:05:29 |
I'll be in the chamber |
| 01:05:42 |
So what's wrong |
| 01:05:46 |
What's wrong |
| 01:05:51 |
One night |
| 01:05:53 |
the next night |
| 01:05:57 |
One day they hate the whiting... |
| 01:05:59 |
the next day, they have |
| 01:06:03 |
When you break your back... |
| 01:06:05 |
to give them the ghosts |
| 01:06:07 |
they scream at you, and when |
| 01:06:09 |
they scream even louder. |
| 01:06:12 |
They see spooks everywhere... |
| 01:06:15 |
spooks in the bathroom, |
| 01:06:19 |
Don't they know |
| 01:06:24 |
They cower well enough. |
| 01:06:30 |
What is going on here? |
| 01:06:32 |
Eamon, why are chunks |
| 01:07:02 |
Mr. Plunkett... |
| 01:07:05 |
I think there's some people |
| 01:07:07 |
Who? |
| 01:07:10 |
Grand Uncle Peter. |
| 01:07:15 |
Granny Joyce and her sister. |
| 01:07:19 |
Her half-sister. |
| 01:07:20 |
Not to mention... |
| 01:07:25 |
your daddy. |
| 01:07:26 |
But he's dead! |
| 01:07:28 |
I know. |
| 01:07:30 |
He looks terrible angry, too. |
| 01:07:33 |
I have a perfect right to be... |
| 01:07:35 |
considering what you have done |
| 01:07:37 |
Father! |
| 01:07:41 |
Let us in! |
| 01:07:46 |
Do you really think |
| 01:07:48 |
Leave me alone. |
| 01:07:51 |
Not so dead I can't see |
| 01:07:54 |
Oh, fine! |
| 01:07:56 |
Call me names! |
| 01:07:58 |
That's so easy. |
| 01:07:59 |
Well, for God's sake, |
| 01:08:02 |
What did you ever |
| 01:08:04 |
You knew I was an incompetent. |
| 01:08:06 |
All I wanted to be |
| 01:08:09 |
You made me miserably useless |
| 01:08:12 |
baths to run, |
| 01:08:15 |
and then dying on me |
| 01:08:20 |
Most people |
| 01:08:22 |
premature senility, |
| 01:08:25 |
bed-ridden for years... |
| 01:08:28 |
Healthy as an old goat, you pop |
| 01:08:31 |
and what then? |
| 01:08:33 |
Not a goddamn word, |
| 01:08:39 |
Did it never occur to you |
| 01:08:46 |
That I might miss you? |
| 01:08:50 |
Peter, I never thought... |
| 01:08:53 |
It's true... you old goat. |
| 01:08:57 |
I missed you, Daddy. |
| 01:08:59 |
Give your daddy a hug. |
| 01:09:14 |
Sorry, Peter. |
| 01:09:21 |
They will be back tonight. |
| 01:09:23 |
It is All Hallows' Eve. |
| 01:09:25 |
If you see anything, |
| 01:09:28 |
Just pretend |
| 01:09:30 |
Have you got that? |
| 01:09:42 |
I don't hear anything, do you? |
| 01:09:48 |
Don't you just love whiting? |
| 01:10:11 |
Madam. |
| 01:10:14 |
For you I missed my wedding |
| 01:10:17 |
that's how much I want you. |
| 01:10:18 |
And sure, I know I'm a ghost... |
| 01:10:20 |
and a murderer, |
| 01:10:23 |
Listen. |
| 01:10:26 |
the one night in the year |
| 01:10:29 |
so what do you say |
| 01:10:37 |
Come on. |
| 01:10:38 |
At least tell me your name. |
| 01:10:54 |
Lady, I've got |
| 01:10:56 |
from here to Ballinderry. |
| 01:10:58 |
Come on. What do you say? |
| 01:11:02 |
Drop dead. |
| 01:11:04 |
Oh, God. What a woman. |
| 01:11:34 |
"He who tups with the spirit |
| 01:11:40 |
"but the virtuous heart |
| 01:11:46 |
"He who tups with the spirt |
| 01:11:50 |
"but the virtuous heart |
| 01:12:20 |
Some whiskey over here, please. |
| 01:12:21 |
Aye, the whiskey. |
| 01:12:23 |
Relax, everybody. |
| 01:12:25 |
Take it easy. |
| 01:12:26 |
They won't come into a bar, |
| 01:12:29 |
They don't drink whiskey. |
| 01:12:30 |
- Who? |
| 01:12:31 |
- How the hell would I know? |
| 01:12:34 |
- He says the Irish ones do. |
| 01:12:36 |
Do they or don't they? |
| 01:12:40 |
It may be no more |
| 01:12:42 |
in the extraplaner ether. |
| 01:12:44 |
Ether, me bollocks. |
| 01:12:45 |
A supernatural belch, |
| 01:12:50 |
Hey! Drinks all around! |
| 01:12:52 |
- What's that? |
| 01:12:55 |
Where's your ectoplasm now? |
| 01:13:03 |
Did you... |
| 01:13:04 |
It took the hurricane. |
| 01:13:44 |
What in the name of God is that? |
| 01:13:46 |
Dad, it's a submarine! |
| 01:13:49 |
Well, what's that |
| 01:13:53 |
It's a giant squid! |
| 01:13:57 |
Get off me! |
| 01:13:58 |
Yea, though I walk |
| 01:14:02 |
I shall fear no evil |
| 01:14:05 |
Mom! |
| 01:14:14 |
Thy rod and thy staff |
| 01:14:21 |
Save the child! |
| 01:14:36 |
Heave! |
| 01:14:37 |
Mom! |
| 01:14:40 |
Heave! |
| 01:14:45 |
Tug and heave! |
| 01:14:48 |
- Heave! |
| 01:14:57 |
Mom! |
| 01:15:04 |
Look! |
| 01:15:06 |
She's movin' on. |
| 01:15:08 |
She's movin' on |
| 01:15:11 |
Thank goodness. |
| 01:15:13 |
It's a bloody good thing |
| 01:15:54 |
Hello. |
| 01:15:57 |
Hello. |
| 01:16:02 |
Oh, God, you're real. |
| 01:16:11 |
Having fun? |
| 01:16:14 |
It's gotten totally |
| 01:16:16 |
I'm afraid I've been |
| 01:16:17 |
Is the roof leaking? |
| 01:16:19 |
You have no idea |
| 01:16:24 |
Did we just tup? |
| 01:16:25 |
No, but it's not too far off. |
| 01:16:27 |
Right. |
| 01:16:29 |
Hey, how about some champagne? |
| 01:16:31 |
A little champagne to get our |
| 01:16:35 |
All right? |
| 01:16:38 |
I usually mess this up. |
| 01:16:46 |
Drink to me, only, |
| 01:16:48 |
and I will pledge with mine; |
| 01:16:51 |
or leave a kiss |
| 01:16:53 |
and I'll not ask for wine. |
| 01:16:56 |
That was so beautiful. |
| 01:16:59 |
Ben Johnson. |
| 01:17:01 |
Ben Johnson. |
| 01:17:06 |
You know, whenever I hear |
| 01:17:10 |
it just makes me think |
| 01:17:14 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:17:17 |
- Quote me something. |
| 01:17:20 |
Anything to keep |
| 01:17:21 |
You-know-what. |
| 01:17:28 |
There ain't nothin' in the world |
| 01:17:31 |
to make me act so funny, |
| 01:17:36 |
Makes me feel real loose, |
| 01:17:42 |
Oh, baby, that's what I like. |
| 01:17:46 |
That's so... |
| 01:17:48 |
Who wrote that? |
| 01:17:49 |
The Big Bopper. |
| 01:17:51 |
Maybe you know him. |
| 01:17:54 |
Are you sure they're gone? |
| 01:17:56 |
- Everyone, stay behind me. |
| 01:17:59 |
I have to check this place out. |
| 01:18:02 |
Every inch of it... |
| 01:18:04 |
- It's kind of scary... |
| 01:18:07 |
The Plunkett ancestors... |
| 01:18:09 |
- Check outside. |
| 01:18:22 |
Sir Jack, I'm in me cups. |
| 01:18:25 |
No, it's nothing. |
| 01:18:28 |
I'm really drunk. |
| 01:18:31 |
- No, we mustn't. |
| 01:18:33 |
We should just be friends. |
| 01:18:47 |
Go! |
| 01:18:52 |
Halt! |
| 01:18:55 |
Go! |
| 01:18:56 |
How beautiful the night looks. |
| 01:18:58 |
I'm having the time of my life. |
| 01:19:13 |
Isn't it beautiful? |
| 01:19:17 |
Not as beautiful as you. |
| 01:19:23 |
Will ya hold on. |
| 01:19:25 |
Listen to the paracyclist! |
| 01:19:28 |
I formally declare this |
| 01:19:37 |
If you ever go |
| 01:19:43 |
Then maybe at |
| 01:19:58 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:20:01 |
I'm not tupping. |
| 01:20:03 |
I'm not tupping, right? |
| 01:20:06 |
This is somewhere... |
| 01:20:08 |
between a skelp |
| 01:20:12 |
The women in the meadow |
| 01:20:17 |
Just to sit beside |
| 01:20:24 |
And watch the sun |
| 01:20:30 |
On Galway... |
| 01:20:35 |
Holy God, |
| 01:20:37 |
It shouldn't be happenin'. |
| 01:20:42 |
Somebody's brought it here. |
| 01:20:44 |
Where's Jack? |
| 01:20:56 |
No, Jack. |
| 01:20:58 |
- OK. |
| 01:20:59 |
We mustn't. |
| 01:21:01 |
- We can't! |
| 01:21:03 |
- It's not right. |
| 01:21:05 |
Oh, that's nice. |
| 01:21:06 |
Yeah... I mean... |
| 01:21:08 |
- No, stop! |
| 01:21:10 |
Don't listen to me, Jack. |
| 01:21:17 |
Sharon, I love thee! |
| 01:21:20 |
And tonight's the holy night! |
| 01:21:22 |
Oh, Sharon, I love thee! |
| 01:21:26 |
No, Jack! |
| 01:21:29 |
We can't. |
| 01:21:31 |
A little to the right. |
| 01:21:33 |
- There? |
| 01:21:35 |
You for me. |
| 01:21:37 |
Come here, me lovely dearie. |
| 01:21:42 |
Where are ya? |
| 01:21:46 |
Sharon, wait! |
| 01:21:48 |
- I love you, Jack. |
| 01:22:08 |
Actually, you look |
| 01:22:11 |
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. |
| 01:22:14 |
Oh, Lord, please save |
| 01:22:16 |
from these demons. |
| 01:22:18 |
If a life must be taken, |
| 01:22:24 |
Oh, yea, though I walk... |
| 01:22:25 |
through the valley |
| 01:22:27 |
Brother Tony! |
| 01:22:28 |
Where are you going, |
| 01:22:30 |
I shall fear no evil |
| 01:22:34 |
My God, Jack. |
| 01:22:40 |
Mary, that was something. |
| 01:22:58 |
Where are you? |
| 01:22:59 |
Sharon, this isn't |
| 01:23:02 |
Saint Hocks McGorrick, wait! |
| 01:23:17 |
Mary, what's happened? |
| 01:23:19 |
It's the powers, Jack. |
| 01:23:34 |
He who tups with a spirit, |
| 01:23:39 |
What do you mean? |
| 01:23:42 |
Help me! |
| 01:23:51 |
Jack, just tell me you love me. |
| 01:23:55 |
But you're not Mary. |
| 01:23:56 |
Now, don't do this to me, |
| 01:23:59 |
Get away from me. |
| 01:24:01 |
Help! |
| 01:24:02 |
Oh, bollocks! |
| 01:24:06 |
Holy Jesus! |
| 01:24:13 |
- Hi, Marty. |
| 01:24:17 |
Not mine, ya dolt. |
| 01:24:20 |
I'm being followed |
| 01:24:24 |
You can't get so excited. |
| 01:24:25 |
You think I don't know |
| 01:24:27 |
- Excited? A bus... |
| 01:24:33 |
Hey there, Mary. |
| 01:24:34 |
We were just playin' around, |
| 01:24:38 |
You threw me over for this? |
| 01:24:44 |
I mean, I knew you liked |
| 01:24:45 |
but she's half-dead. |
| 01:24:47 |
I hope she has a great |
| 01:24:49 |
At least she said she loved me. |
| 01:24:51 |
That's a lot more |
| 01:24:52 |
I love you, Jack. I do. |
| 01:24:54 |
Ya wee harlot, I'll kill ya. |
| 01:24:58 |
She's looks dead enough already. |
| 01:25:03 |
Oh, Jack. |
| 01:25:05 |
So's yours. |
| 01:25:07 |
So was yours. |
| 01:25:11 |
Where are you going? |
| 01:25:15 |
I was just kidding. |
| 01:25:17 |
You were made for each other. |
| 01:25:19 |
You look great. |
| 01:25:24 |
Bye, Mary. |
| 01:25:25 |
Sorry for the last 200 years, |
| 01:25:29 |
Jack, you said |
| 01:25:34 |
I know. |
| 01:25:36 |
Mary, I just... |
| 01:25:37 |
You were so different then. |
| 01:25:40 |
Only on the outside, Jack. |
| 01:25:43 |
Inside I'm the same. |
| 01:25:46 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 01:25:51 |
I'm in here, Jack. |
| 01:25:52 |
It's just that they |
| 01:25:55 |
- Kiss me. |
| 01:25:58 |
Maybe we should get |
| 01:26:00 |
- Kiss me, Jack. |
| 01:26:03 |
One last time. |
| 01:26:08 |
Please, Jack. |
| 01:26:19 |
Stop, let me catch my breath. |
| 01:26:21 |
Martin, where are you? |
| 01:26:28 |
Martin, wait! |
| 01:26:29 |
Don't go! |
| 01:26:35 |
How the hell |
| 01:26:37 |
No, don't go, Martin! |
| 01:26:56 |
I'm in here, love! |
| 01:26:58 |
Martin, where are you? |
| 01:27:03 |
Oh, Sharon, |
| 01:27:07 |
You do love me, Sir Jack. |
| 01:27:11 |
Then look at me. |
| 01:27:15 |
Well, then, be with me forever. |
| 01:27:17 |
Any way you want it. |
| 01:27:49 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:27:54 |
What have I done? |
| 01:27:59 |
You weren't meant for this. |
| 01:28:01 |
I didn't want this to happen. |
| 01:28:03 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:28:18 |
Forever, Jack. |
| 01:28:35 |
You're alive. |
| 01:28:36 |
Aye. |
| 01:28:51 |
What do you mean I'm dead? |
| 01:28:53 |
Now, take my word for it. |
| 01:28:57 |
You're just saying that... |
| 01:28:59 |
so you can have |
| 01:29:01 |
If you weren't dead |
| 01:29:03 |
to have my way with you. |
| 01:29:06 |
This is ridiculous. |
| 01:29:16 |
You can't hide from me. |
| 01:29:20 |
I've got to find you. |
| 01:29:21 |
That's right! |
| 01:29:25 |
You can't fool me. |
| 01:29:28 |
They're gone. |
| 01:29:29 |
- Here, file that. |
| 01:29:33 |
They're not gone. |
| 01:30:11 |
Brother Tony, |
| 01:30:14 |
No, he didn't. |
| 01:30:15 |
Didn't you, baby? |
| 01:30:23 |
I'm only human. |
| 01:30:27 |
Here we are. |
| 01:30:29 |
Mr. Plunkett, single-handedly |
| 01:30:31 |
that I've ever experienced |
| 01:30:33 |
Thank you, Mr. Clay. |
| 01:30:34 |
However, I'll be recommending |
| 01:30:36 |
as the most haunted castle |
| 01:30:39 |
I hope that helps you |
| 01:30:41 |
- Too kind. |
| 01:30:43 |
Most gracious. |
| 01:30:50 |
- Bye. |
| 01:30:59 |
They're gone, dear. |
| 01:31:10 |
Come on in. I'll make you |
| 01:31:36 |
I cannot thank you enough, |
| 01:31:39 |
Hey, where am I gonna go, right? |
| 01:31:42 |
Listen, Mary. |
| 01:31:43 |
When are you gonna |
| 01:31:45 |
Sorry, I can't help it. |
| 01:31:47 |
Maybe when you |
| 01:31:50 |
Are you asking? |
| 01:31:52 |
My wife's hardly dead, and it |
| 01:31:57 |
Maybe we could wait |
| 01:32:05 |
We booked the hall till 12:00. |
| 01:32:08 |
The day is for the living, Jack. |
| 01:32:11 |
The night is for the dead. |
| 01:32:15 |
How's the corpse? |
| 01:32:16 |
Pretty good. |
| 01:32:18 |
A pussycat. |
| 01:32:19 |
So was the trip worth it, Jack? |
| 01:32:21 |
Yeah. She thinks I'm brilliant. |
| 01:32:24 |
Mary, you've put on a wee bit |
| 01:32:27 |
I'm not gettin' stabbed |
| 01:32:29 |
Mary, it hurt me |
| 01:32:31 |
Go on now with it. |
| 01:32:33 |
So how's the Yank? |
| 01:32:36 |
He takes me shoppin'. |
| 01:32:38 |
Come here to me. |
| 01:32:40 |
My love. |
| 01:32:44 |
How'd she ever learn |
| 01:32:47 |
Happiness, Sir Jack. |
| 01:32:49 |
Yeah, happiness. |
