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Himo No Hiroshi The Strange Saga of Hiroshi the Freeloading Sex Machine
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another entertaining Nippon candy!!! |
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Aren't we in Kawahara yet? |
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There's also someone running! |
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Stop! |
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Help us please! |
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Since when did you peep at us? |
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You spied on us. |
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You threw down the crickets intentionally. |
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Since when did you watch? |
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Yuichiro, that's dangerous! |
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Not really. |
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Let's kiss! |
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Can't you wait till we're at my place? |
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You're having a man for sure. |
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A man? |
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Yeah, a man. |
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His father. |
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And when would it be? |
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What's that? |
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A Djembé. |
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What's a Djembé? |
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Drum a little for me! |
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Can't you wait till we're at my place? |
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Yuichiro! |
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See you soon. |
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See you soon, Hiroshi. |
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THE STRANGE SAGA OF HIROSHI, |
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THE FREELOADING SEX MACHINE |
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Production: KOKUEI, SHINTOHO EIGA |
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in co-operation with V-THEATER |
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Script: Fumio MORIYA |
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MUsic: Shinichi TANAKA |
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Camera: Masahide IIOKA |
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Cut: Shoji SAKAI |
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with Rinako HIRASAWA, |
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Mutsuo YOSHIOKA and Kyohei SATO |
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Director: Yuji TAJIRI |
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Get lost! |
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Yuichiro! |
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The guy, who came with you, |
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That's Hiroshi. |
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Hiroshi? |
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You're nevertheless dumb. |
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He's exactly like your husband. |
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Maybe. |
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Excuse me. |
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Yuichiro! |
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We're here! |
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Come to us! |
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Yeah, on him! |
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Go on! |
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Go on, on him! |
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Hi. |
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Hello! |
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Yeah, yeah! |
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Yeah, that's good. Go on! |
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Are they mating? |
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That's cricket sumo. |
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Ja, gut! |
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Yeah, attack him! |
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Right! |
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Attack! |
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Why do crickets make sumo? |
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Go on! |
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On him! |
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Further on! |
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Leave your fingers of cricket sumo. |
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Taro made Haruka much grief with it. |
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Done, done! |
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Give the money. |
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You've done that good. |
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Hiroshi, |
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I've to go back to the post office. |
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Haruka, |
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what's that? |
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Yuichiro, eat now! |
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Yuichiro, |
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should we go to the river? |
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After I ate, OK? |
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The cucumber... |
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The cucumber... |
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Hey, Haruka! |
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Are you at home? |
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Haruka! |
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Hiroshi... |
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Hiroshi! |
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Anzai? |
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That's Anzai, right? Hey, Anzai! |
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Do you know how much crickets I bought from you? |
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You pig! |
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You idiot! |
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Who is it? |
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Go away. |
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Hey, you bastard. Come out! |
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Stop! |
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Did you sleep with him? |
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Get lost. |
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Get lost. |
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Yuichiro... |
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I'm his father! |
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Haruka! - Go. |
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That hurts! Haruka! |
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Do you know, |
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Hey, Haruka! |
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Hey! |
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Yeah, attack! |
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Attack him, get going! |
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Yours is pretty strong. |
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Should I tell you something? |
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What? |
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is a female. |
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Totally horny! |
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Females've a long tail. |
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And females don't fight. |
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Shit... |
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You should've told me! |
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That's enough. |
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Idiots! |
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KAWAHARA |
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Well, I think, that he's much nicer than Taro. |
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You sure? |
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And his tail stands obviously completely properly too. |
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Soon he has to confront Anzai. |
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Females don't fight. |
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Mate her with good fighters. |
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Meat! - But keep an eye on it |
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Otherwise they bite the males |
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They eat them... |
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Here! |
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Oh, meat! |
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Fingers off! |
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Hey! Damn... |
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It's hot! |
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Give me something too. |
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Bang, bang, bang! |
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Bang, bang! |
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ANZAI |
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It's hot! |
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cut off a leg by mistake? |
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Cut off a leg by mistake? |
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I cut the tails of the females off |
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They're large and look strong. |
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You're really bad. |
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Otherwise I couldn't make enough money |
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I'm sorry. |
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A credit is a credit. |
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Do you've contact? |
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Further on. |
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How's your new lover? |
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We're understanding each other well. |
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After your divorce with Taro |
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I thought you would move to my place. |
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That's stupid! |
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Two failures like us should move together? |
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That's Yaotome, my fourth best. |
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If he defeats him, he can fight Yokozuna. |
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I don't like insects. |
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Do you want another broken arm? |
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Let me... |
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Yeah... Go! |
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Yeah... Go! |
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Kanemoto, hurry! What's up? |
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Kanemoto, get him! On him! Hey! |
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What're you doing? Don't run away! |
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What're you doing? Kanemoto! |
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Shit! |
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His leg's torn off. |
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He becomes stronger every day. |
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Yoshida's on my rank list |
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Takayama, my best, |
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For two weeks he'll get only water. |
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He won't die. |
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He's strong enough for Anzai, eeh? |
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Who's Anzai? |
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An asshole . |
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Doesn't matter! |
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Don't! Wait! After the meal! |
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When we're hungry, |
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it's much more yummy. |
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Yuichiro! |
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Hiroshi! |
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Hello! |
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You're Hiroshi? |
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If you lose against him, |
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Hey, get going. Fight, fight! |
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TAKAYAMA |
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Takayama! |
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Isn't here. |
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With Takayama you cannot know that! |
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That's for sure. |
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Search more thoroughly! |
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Takayama! Hey! |
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Did you find him? |
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Start. |
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Nothing! Yoshida'll 've to fight. |
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Yoshida has no chance. |
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Hey, what did you eat today? |
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Soba noodles with Tempura. |
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Tempura? |
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What're you doing? |
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Don't panic... |
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In this season there aren't any tare rungs! |
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The taste's similarly bitter. |
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I already ate one too. |
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This slut... |
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I frightened myself! |
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Did you meet Anzai? |
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Will you fight against him? |
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That is nevertheless only cricket sumo. |
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So you could win. |
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Yeah, if you hadn't fried my Takayama! |
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You could at least... |
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've said it to me before the meal! |
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What? |
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He jumped out of free will in the Oil. |
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And you simply just watched? |
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so I dipped him into paste and |
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You... |
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Hey, stop it! |
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No wonder he was still crispy the next day. |
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But that's not the point! |
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Idiot! |
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Don't! |
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You Idiot! What're you doing? |
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Stop it! |
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Idiot! |
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Did you sleep... |
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with Anzai? |
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Just once. |
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Can you defeat him? |
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I'll win. |
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I'll look out for one. |
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Go to Taro. |
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He has some strong ones. |
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"Excuse, |
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that I was born. |
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Excuse, |
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that I wasn't prepared for this the life", |
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the man cried alone for himself. |
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What's up? |
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Kuniko! |
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Is your mom well? |
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You've to pay the money back, |
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Oh yeah? |
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Hey! |
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Can I be... |
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Can I shortly be alone with him? |
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Well, it starts! |
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They're missing each other. |
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I'm still jealous. |
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I thought a woman would come. |
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I was angry for nothing. |
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Don't look in such way! |
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Hiroshi! |
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What're you doing? |
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I got something in my eye! |
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Oh, it broke off... |
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Good, go there. There! |
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It starts. The fight begins... |
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Get going! |
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I've lost! |
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Once more. Let's start. |
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The fight begins... |
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Is this Haruka's smell? |
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Don't you feel lonely? |
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Won't you marry Haruka? |
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I don't know! |
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You can cum inside in me. |
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Let's marry, Hiroshi! |
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I want always be together with you! |
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A cricket! |
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Wait, wait! |
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Wait... |
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Damn... |
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You pig! |
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I'll show you, damn... |
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Wait! Don't, don't... |
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Stop it! |
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Yuichiro! |
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Hiroshi, I'll shortly go to them. |
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But don't remain too long. |
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What is? |
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Here! |
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Do you like sex? |
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Yes. |
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And otherwise? What pleases you too? |
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Go! |
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Stop, Anzai! |
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Oh my god... |
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You'll never see him again. |
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I know. |
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He's exactly like the other one. |
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And if you'll move to Anzai? |
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Are you kidding? - And Yuichiro? |
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You won't find any here. |
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Go early in the morning or in the evening |
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There're lotsa strong ones. |
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Why did dad and Hiroshi argue? |
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Because they're both stupid. |
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It isn't your fault, mom. |
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Yuichiro! |
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You're getting a brother. |
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One, two... |
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What did you say? |
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Really! |
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Take some of these too. |
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Hey, what're you doing? |
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Here's still some vegetable. |
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Cauliflower, cauliflower! |
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Yep! |
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Bring more beer. |
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You don't eat anything? |
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Is it yummy! |
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Do what you want. |
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But at my place is always someone |
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It doesn't make a difference |
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What'll you do? |
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Perhaps he'll return, |
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Hiroshi! |
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Haruka! |
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I dug a tunnel under the river. |
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What's that? - Flared out |
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They'll rape the males. |
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Release them. |
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How clever. - See you. |
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Come back. |
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Let's live together again. |
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If I'm discovered I'll be in trouble. |
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We meet on the other river bank. |
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Yuichiro! |
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The females have long tails. |
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If you'll see one, slam it! |
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Yuichiro, look! |
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KAWAHARA |
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Hey, what kind of photo's that? |
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What should we do? We don't know |
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Tell me, where's Haruka gone? |
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Right... |
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Hard to bear it inside there, what? |
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Are you pregnant? |
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But you cannot see anything yet. |
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Can I touch? |
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I would've married him |
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Did you sleep with Hiroshi? |
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Did the earth tremble? |
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Do you like Hiroshi gladly? |
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And you met him only once. |
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Let me join you! |
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Did you hear that? |
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KAWAHARA |
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TOMB FOR HIROSHI HIRATSUKA |
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Who're you? |
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I'm in Japan... Good luck! |
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Good luck! |
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Mom, there comes a ship. |
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Hey, it's... |
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It's Hiroshi... |
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Hiroshi! |
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Hiroshi, you were at the sea? |
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What did you do? |
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What a welcome! Who're you? |
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Just a parasite. |
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Hiroshi, the parasite? |
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