Holes
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¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
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¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeah ¶ |
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¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
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¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
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¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
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¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeah ¶ |
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¶ With broken hands |
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¶ Emancipated |
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¶ You got to go |
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¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeah ¶ |
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¶ You got to go |
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¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeah ¶ |
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¶ You got to go |
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¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
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Get that straight. |
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Let me tell you, boy, we're |
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This global warmin'. |
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Hole in the ozone is directly |
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The hole's in your head. |
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Barf Bag! |
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- Man, what you doin'?! |
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It ain't that bad! |
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This ain't funny, dog. |
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Come on! |
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- Barf Bag, deal with it, baby! |
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Aaaaaaaaaah! |
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All my life, |
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I seemed to be in the wrong |
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My grandpa, |
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says it's all because |
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Now, I don't really believe |
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but when things go wrong, |
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it kind of helps if you can |
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And for me, |
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Oh, jeez! Oh! |
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Grandpa says |
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Could a pair of shoes |
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really be part of my destiny? |
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- Come here, boy! |
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- Did you steal those shoes? |
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- What's your name, boy? |
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Stanley Yelnats IV. |
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You see, my father, |
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is an inventor, |
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he's been trying to find |
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I'm glad you're here. |
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This whole floor |
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What did you do to my Stanley? |
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Don't freak out. |
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Can I just say right off |
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Don't say nothing |
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You're gonna be sorry you ever |
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Let me see that. |
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Just don't grab it |
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Why not? |
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Because you're gonna |
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- Would you like a piece of cake? |
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- Do we even have any cake? |
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Now, that is a fine pair |
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Could I just smell your shoe? |
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How about if you take |
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Check the bedroom. |
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Just a minute! |
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This warrant isn't warranted! |
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This will never hold up |
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Uh-huh. |
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We got him. |
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We share the room. |
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How do you know |
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Which bed is yours? |
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You don't have to answer that. |
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We have the right |
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Oh, wouldn't that be nice. |
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I sleep here. |
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It's all because of your |
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pig-stealing |
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There is no curse |
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There is on the men |
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¶ "If only, if only," ¶ |
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- ¶ The woodpecker sighs ¶ |
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¶ "The bark on the tree |
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Please don't sing that song, |
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Ma, relax. I don't believe |
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We're gonna need |
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We can't afford a lawyer, Pa. |
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We don't need a lawyer. |
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Stanley Yelnats, please rise. |
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Stanley Yelnats IV. |
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Sit down! |
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I could send you to jail, |
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and I would not lose |
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But I don't know |
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There is currently a vacancy |
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They help troubled youth |
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The choice is yours. |
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Camp Green Lake... or jail. |
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Uh, well, I never have been |
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18 months, |
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¶ Well, the sun is shinin', |
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¶ Don't smile down |
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¶ When I go walkin' |
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¶ Mister, |
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¶ You keep your eyes down ¶ |
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¶ The brotherhood |
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¶ Live and die here, |
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¶ You're livin' in this town, |
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¶ Like all the men, |
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¶ You keep your eyes down ¶ |
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Hey, baby! |
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¶ You keep your eyes down ¶ |
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- ¶ You keep your eyes down ¶ |
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¶ You keep your eyes down ¶ |
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- Thanks for the ride. |
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Yo, fresh meat! |
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So, uh, where's the lake? |
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Hey, what did I just tell you? |
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Follow me. |
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Sit down. |
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What's with |
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I gave up smokin'. |
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Stanley Yelnats... |
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...the fourth? |
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Yeah. |
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Everyone in my family names |
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'cause it's Yelnats backwards. |
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It's like this... |
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it's a... tradition. |
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My name is Mr. Sir. |
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Whenever you speak to me, |
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Is that clear? |
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Yes, Mr. Sir. |
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Do you think that's funny? |
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Huh? |
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No, Mr. Sir. |
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This isn't a Girl Scout camp. |
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Understand? |
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Here. |
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Boy, you're a bag of tricks. |
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Thanks. |
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You thirsty, Stanley? |
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Yes, Mr. Sir. |
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Well, you better |
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You're gonna be thirsty |
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Look around you, Yelnats. |
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Any guard towers? |
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How about an electric fence? |
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Hmm? |
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No, Mr. Sir. |
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You want to run away? |
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Go ahead, start running. |
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I won't stop you. |
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I'm warnin' you! |
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You heard the man, Spence. |
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Oh, don't worry. |
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This here's |
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I wouldn't waste a bullet |
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I'm not gonna run away, |
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Good thinkin', Yelnats. |
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Doesn't nobody run away |
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We got the only water |
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our own little oasis. |
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You want to run away, them |
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by the end of the third day. |
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Hi, Mr. Sir. |
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Undress. |
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You get two sets of clothes... |
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one for work, |
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After three days, your |
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your second set |
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- Is that clear? |
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You are to dig one hole |
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5 foot deep, |
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Your shovel is |
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The longer |
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the longer you'll be out |
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Sorry, Mr. Sir. |
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You need to keep alert |
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Rattlesnakes? |
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You don't bother them, |
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usually. |
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Being bit by a rattler |
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that can happen to you. |
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You won't die, usually. |
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But you don't want to get bit |
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That is the worst thing |
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You will die |
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...always. |
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- Stanley Yelnats? |
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I just want you to know |
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that you may have done |
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but that does not make you |
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I respect you, Stanley. |
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Welcome to Camp Green Lake. |
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I'm Dr. Pendanski, |
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Start that touchy-feely crap, |
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Give him some towels, tokens. |
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You'll be in "D" tent. |
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"D" stands for "diligence." |
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There's the rec room. |
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There's only one knob |
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'cause there's only |
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And that's the warden's cabin |
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That's the number-one rule |
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do not upset the warden. |
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Yeah, he seemed kind of... |
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Who? |
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Oh, Mr. Sir? |
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He's just been in a bad mood |
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Hey, Mom... |
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who's the Neanderthal? |
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This is Stanley. |
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So, what's happening |
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Oh, Lewis won't be returning. |
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He's still in the hospital. |
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Stanley, meet Rex, Alan, |
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Hi. |
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Yo, my name is X-ray. |
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And that's Squid, |
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Him, he's Mom. |
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They all have |
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but I prefer to use the names |
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the names society will |
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Theodore, why don't we show |
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Go ahead, Pit. |
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Welcome to your |
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Barf Bag slept here. |
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Keep your bed clean. |
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Hey, I'm Magnet. |
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That's Zigzag. |
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Hi. |
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What I told you about leaving |
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And this... is Zero. |
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Say hello to Stanley, Zero. |
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Do you want to know |
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'Cause there's nothing goin' on |
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Did you tell him |
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Ricky, let's not scare Stanley. |
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His name's not Ricky. |
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Stanley, if you have any |
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Theodore will be your mentor. |
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You got that, Theodore? |
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Yeah, man. |
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I'm depending on you. |
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It should be no labor |
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Hey, Theodore, |
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where I can fill my canteen up |
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I know he smells that. |
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Yo, my name is not Theodore. |
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It's Armpit. |
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There's a water spigot |
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Man, Pit, what you gotta be |
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Man, I ain't mean. |
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Ain't that |
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Thanks, Armpit. |
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Man, whatever. |
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Today's menu... |
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refried beans, garbanzo beans, |
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green beans, |
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Hey, Stanley, |
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This is where you sit. |
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Sit down. |
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Hey, yo, new kid. |
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Hey, yo. |
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See, you didn't dig today. |
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So, uh, you wouldn't mind |
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to somebody who did, |
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No, you can have it. |
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So, what'd they get you for? |
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Stealing a pair of shoes. |
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From the store, or were they |
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No, no, he just |
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You just left out |
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They were |
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- Sweetfeet? |
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Man, you did not steal no Clyde |
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His World Series cleats. |
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Hold on, hold on. |
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He's, like, the fastest guy |
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Only guy to hit four triples |
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Clyde Livingston |
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to this... homeless shelter. |
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Did they have |
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- What'd he just say? |
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You got Zero to talk. |
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Hey, yo, what else |
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Yeah. |
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Yeah, they did. |
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Tell us a little something |
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Mr. Livingston. |
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Besides the fact |
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that it was your donated shoes |
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what other connection might you |
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Well, I was an orphan. |
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I grew up in that home. |
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I don't understand |
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what type of person steals |
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You're no fan of mine. |
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It was all because of your |
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pig-stealing |
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That's who sealed our destiny. |
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Why do you think |
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Pa. |
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I learn from failure. |
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Doesn't matter |
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You need luck... |
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Yeah, what about your father, |
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He wasn't so unlucky. |
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You told me he made a fortune |
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- Some luck. |
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He was robbed |
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Get on up outta there! |
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Gimme your loot! |
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Are you kidding me? |
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She kiss him? |
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Oh, no. She only kissed |
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What you got down there, huh? |
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Pass it up! |
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She left him stranded |
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Come on, boys! |
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No water, no food |
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If she'd have kissed him, |
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You'd have never been born. |
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Smiling faces! |
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The early mole |
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Shovels on the left, |
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Let's go! |
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Okay, come and get it. |
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Let's go! Come on, Magnet! |
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Let's go! Let's go! |
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Head's still on the pillow! |
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This ain't no dreamland. |
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Let's go, hotshots! |
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Hey, man, you picked up |
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It's shorter |
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Smaller shovel, |
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¶ H-e-e-e-ey ¶ |
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¶ Oh, sinners, let's go down ¶ |
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¶ Let's go down ¶ |
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¶ Let's go down ¶ |
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¶ Oh, sinners, let's go down ¶ |
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¶ Down in the valley to pray ¶ |
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¶ Oh, sinners ¶ |
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- This isn't a Girl Scout camp. |
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- Nobody's gonna babysit you. |
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- Dig here. |
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Now, if you find |
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You are to report it |
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If the warden likes |
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you get the rest |
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What am I supposed to be |
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You're not looking |
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You're building character. |
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You take a bad boy, |
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and it turns him |
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That's our philosophy |
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Start digging. |
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¶ Show me the way ¶ |
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¶ Good Lord, show me the way ¶ |
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One down, 10 million to go. |
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¶ Show me the way ¶ |
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¶ Good Lord, show me the way ¶ |
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¶ Oh, sinners, let's go down ¶ |
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¶ Let's go down ¶ |
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¶ Let's go down ¶ |
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Excuse me, can you throw that |
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'cause it |
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Shut up! |
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Watch where you're |
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Watch where you're throwing |
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It was all because |
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pig-stealing |
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Elya Yelnats. |
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It started in a little village |
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He was shoveling |
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when Myra, his beautiful |
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And that was it. |
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So what does your |
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He goes to a fortune-teller, |
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All you think about |
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I know. |
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That's when our troubles began. |
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Listen to Madame Zeroni. |
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You should go to America. |
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That's where my son is. |
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That's your future, |
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Her head's as empty |
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Mr. Menke... |
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I would like your permission |
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You too? |
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Igor Barkov has offered |
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What do you got? |
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A heart full of love. |
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He's just a boy! |
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I'd rather have a fat pig. |
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Morris Menke is a schmuck. |
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Okay, here's what you do. |
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Take the little one. |
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But this solves nothing. |
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So it will grow. |
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Every day, you carry the pig |
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Make it drink the water from |
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¶ "If only, if only," |
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Woodpecker sighs. |
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¶ "The bark on the tree |
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¶ While the wolf waits below, |
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¶ He cries to the moon, |
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Every day, |
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and you will get stronger. |
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Now, after you give the pig |
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you must carry Madame Zeroni |
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and sing while I drink |
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But if you forget |
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you and your family |
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will be cursed |
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¶ Rosalito is getting nearer ¶ |
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- Get your water, dog. |
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Here comes the water truck. |
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- First hole's the hardest. |
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Hey, Mr. Sir. |
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What you doin', man? |
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Keep your hands |
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So, how'd it go |
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Got some blisters on you? |
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- Big, fat blisters. |
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Well, don't worry. |
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Everything turns |
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That's life. Next. |
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Myra, who do you choose... |
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Igor Barkov or Elya Yelnats? |
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You want me to decide? |
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That's right, my blossom. |
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Gee, I don't know. |
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Which pig weighs more? |
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They are the same. |
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Oh, I know! |
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I will think of a number |
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Okay, I'm ready. |
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Marry Igor. |
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You can keep my pig |
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Two pigs for one daughter! |
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You done already? |
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Don't you know, man? |
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He's, like, the fastest digger |
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He's a mole. |
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He's a weird dude. |
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Moles don't eat dirt. |
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Worms eat dirt, dog. |
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So that was it. |
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He took Madame Zeroni's advice |
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and went to America, |
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but the dummy |
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and carry Madame Zeroni |
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If you forget |
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you and your family will be |
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Somebody help me! |
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Anybody up there?! |
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I'm done with my hole now! |
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Oh, God. |
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Oh, God. |
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- Don't move. |
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Oh, f... |
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Aah! |
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Get your stuff. |
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Get yourself |
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- Yes, sir. |
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Oh, my God! |
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What color was its blood? |
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I don't know. |
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I wish I'd have seen it. |
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- Bam! |
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If Mr. Sir didn't shoot it... |
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Stanley, you'd be in a hole. |
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Did you know that each one's |
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Yeah, man, but if you ever get |
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...you're dead. |
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Look, it's the lizards |
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We build their houses for 'em. |
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I mean, yesterday, I saw |
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Man, we ain't diggin' |
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What we diggin' for? |
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Like Mr. Sir said, |
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we're diggin' |
00:26:40 |
- Come on! Wake up, buddy! |
00:26:43 |
"Dear Mom... |
00:26:45 |
"I'm having a wonderful time |
00:26:48 |
"The food's great. |
00:26:50 |
Not as good as yours, |
00:26:53 |
¶ Feelin' mighty fine |
00:26:55 |
"We've been out on the lake |
00:26:57 |
Where's a person go |
00:26:59 |
- Man, pick a hole. Any hole. |
00:27:02 |
"Once I pass the swimming test, |
00:27:03 |
"I'll get to learn |
00:27:05 |
I've made lots of friends." |
00:27:07 |
Oh, you're goin' to Hell |
00:27:09 |
- ¶ Feelin' mighty fine ¶ |
00:27:10 |
"And the water is |
00:27:13 |
- ¶ at his time ¶ |
00:27:16 |
"You'd like my counselor. |
00:27:19 |
Smells like puke from a mule |
00:27:20 |
been ruminating on asparagus |
00:27:23 |
"And I'm really enjoying |
00:27:26 |
¶ Don't believe a word |
00:27:28 |
¶ Because I'm feelin' |
00:27:31 |
¶ Feelin' mighty fine ¶ |
00:27:33 |
- Rent time! Pay up! |
00:27:35 |
"The other boys |
00:27:37 |
Like me, they were just in the |
00:27:39 |
Get on there, fool! |
00:27:41 |
"Well, that's it for now, Ma. |
00:27:42 |
"Say hi to Dad and Grandpa |
00:27:44 |
Love, your son, Stanley." |
00:27:47 |
Who you writin' to? |
00:27:49 |
Aw, you miss your mommy |
00:27:51 |
- I don't want them to worry. |
00:27:54 |
- Give me the letter. |
00:27:56 |
They're glad |
00:28:20 |
Found something. |
00:28:23 |
It's a fossil. |
00:28:24 |
- Well, that's interesting. |
00:28:27 |
What? |
00:28:28 |
That's what Mr. Sir said. |
00:28:30 |
He said that if I found |
00:28:33 |
I get the day off. |
00:28:34 |
Stanley, the warden isn't |
00:28:39 |
Let me see that. |
00:28:41 |
- What is it? |
00:28:43 |
Look at the little fishies! |
00:28:45 |
Aw! |
00:28:46 |
I mean, it look |
00:28:49 |
- Ain't nothin', anyway. |
00:28:52 |
I tell you what, I think Stanley |
00:28:54 |
I told you he was a Neanderthal |
00:28:57 |
Guess there really was |
00:28:59 |
There was a town, too. |
00:29:02 |
The warden's grandfather |
00:29:06 |
and half the town. |
00:29:18 |
Whoo! |
00:29:20 |
Tie her off, there, boys. |
00:29:25 |
Get your sweet, |
00:29:27 |
Get your elixirs, |
00:29:30 |
Onions. Get your |
00:29:33 |
God's own chosen vegetable. |
00:29:35 |
Nature's magic vegetables |
00:29:38 |
Mr. Collingwood, let me see |
00:29:40 |
- My head? |
00:29:42 |
Yeah, that's what I thought. |
00:29:44 |
I got exactly what you need. |
00:29:46 |
Just rub this on his head |
00:29:49 |
and before you know it, |
00:29:51 |
as long and as thick |
00:29:53 |
- Sam, thank you. |
00:29:59 |
The ancient Egyptians knew |
00:30:02 |
How its potent juices can cure |
00:30:06 |
measles and mumps, |
00:30:10 |
If you don't believe me, |
00:30:13 |
All she eats is onions, |
00:30:16 |
How would you know, Sam? |
00:30:19 |
Nature's magic vegetable, |
00:30:24 |
I don't care how much gold |
00:30:26 |
I ain't goin' back |
00:30:28 |
I see your friend back there |
00:30:30 |
Too bad he didn't know... |
00:30:31 |
yellow-spotted lizards |
00:30:34 |
Get your sweet, |
00:30:37 |
Health potions, lizard oils, |
00:30:43 |
And for you, Miss Katherine, |
00:30:45 |
I have this special bag |
00:30:47 |
Thank you. |
00:30:48 |
- And your peaches. |
00:30:50 |
Sometimes I think Green Lake, |
00:30:55 |
Those peaches are the work |
00:30:57 |
I like peaches. |
00:31:02 |
Come on, boys. |
00:31:03 |
Buy you a drink, sheriff? |
00:31:05 |
Buy me two. |
00:31:13 |
That was some lame crap |
00:31:18 |
What? |
00:31:19 |
Look, man, |
00:31:22 |
give it to me, |
00:31:26 |
I've been here for over six |
00:31:29 |
No one has. |
00:31:30 |
Why should you get a day off |
00:31:32 |
You know what I'm saying. |
00:31:34 |
Right? |
00:31:35 |
- Right? |
00:31:38 |
That's what I call |
00:31:51 |
What are you doing? No. |
00:31:53 |
Not today you ain't. |
00:31:54 |
Look, you broke it! |
00:31:57 |
Right there! |
00:32:00 |
Watch it! |
00:32:01 |
You watch it, man. |
00:32:02 |
What you say to me? |
00:32:06 |
Sorry, man. |
00:32:12 |
You're a dead man! |
00:32:16 |
Hey, hey. |
00:32:17 |
Hey, just chill, okay, man? |
00:32:18 |
Look, we start a fight now, |
00:32:19 |
the warden will come down |
00:32:22 |
Just keep that punk |
00:32:24 |
- Cool. |
00:32:26 |
It's all good. |
00:32:28 |
Just relax. |
00:32:30 |
Here's your tunes, man. |
00:32:31 |
Don't look at him. He's crazy. |
00:32:36 |
Hey, nobody messes |
00:32:39 |
Nobody. |
00:32:40 |
Did you see the Caveman |
00:32:42 |
No, I don't want to mess |
00:32:45 |
- Let's go eat. |
00:32:47 |
Come on, Caveman. |
00:32:49 |
Come on, Caveman. |
00:32:50 |
What? |
00:32:52 |
Caveman? |
00:32:55 |
So I'm Caveman? |
00:32:56 |
It's better than Barf Bag. |
00:33:03 |
Come on, little fishes. |
00:33:05 |
Get your lake water. |
00:33:07 |
You get it? |
00:33:10 |
Lake water... It's a joke. |
00:33:16 |
You're here now, Caveman, |
00:33:18 |
- Let's go, fellas. |
00:33:20 |
Hey, X, |
00:33:24 |
Can I start now, |
00:33:27 |
Yes, Mr. Sir. |
00:33:30 |
What about you, |
00:33:33 |
I like animals. |
00:33:35 |
That's what got Magnet sent here |
00:33:38 |
Man, it's criminal the way they |
00:33:41 |
No, Jose. |
00:33:43 |
No, no. Tell 'em, Magnet. |
00:33:44 |
They wanted 1,000 bucks |
00:33:47 |
- What? |
00:33:49 |
I would've made it out if my |
00:33:56 |
You boys get one life, |
00:33:59 |
you've done a pretty good job |
00:34:04 |
So, you're Caveman now... |
00:34:07 |
Got a nickname. |
00:34:09 |
Well, let me tell you |
00:34:12 |
you are here on account |
00:34:15 |
You know who that person is? |
00:34:17 |
Yeah. |
00:34:20 |
My no-good, dirty-rotten, |
00:34:22 |
pig-stealing |
00:34:23 |
That's who it is. |
00:34:26 |
No. |
00:34:27 |
You screwed your life up, |
00:34:31 |
and it's up to you to fix it. |
00:34:32 |
It's not gonna be easy, |
00:34:34 |
but you'd be surprised |
00:34:37 |
once you set your mind to it. |
00:34:39 |
Even Zero here |
00:34:42 |
What about you, Zero? |
00:34:45 |
What do you like to do? |
00:34:49 |
You just won't talk with me, |
00:34:52 |
Man, he only talks |
00:34:54 |
You think you're better |
00:35:04 |
I like diggin' holes. |
00:35:07 |
Then you're in the right place |
00:35:12 |
"My dearest Stanley, |
00:35:14 |
"your letters make me feel |
00:35:16 |
who can afford to send |
00:35:19 |
Do not touch my shoes! |
00:35:20 |
"Your father thinks he's |
00:35:22 |
"I do hope so, Stanley, |
00:35:25 |
is threatenin' to evict us |
00:35:27 |
Sir, you are an insult |
00:35:30 |
Eight months! |
00:35:31 |
I am going to boil it |
00:35:34 |
Aah! Aah! |
00:35:37 |
"I feel so sorry for the |
00:35:41 |
'cause it must have smelled |
00:35:47 |
She's crazy. |
00:35:52 |
What are you laughing at? |
00:35:54 |
Just something my mom wrote. |
00:35:57 |
She said... |
00:36:00 |
"I feel sorry for the little |
00:36:04 |
'cause it must have smelled |
00:36:08 |
You know, |
00:36:19 |
I feel really awkward |
00:36:20 |
with you reading over |
00:36:24 |
I can't read. |
00:36:31 |
Can you teach me? |
00:36:36 |
Um... |
00:36:40 |
You know, I'm not really |
00:36:43 |
and, uh, I get tired |
00:36:48 |
so I just want to come back |
00:36:54 |
Just relax. |
00:36:57 |
See you in there? |
00:37:12 |
Look at this guy, Caveman. |
00:37:14 |
Whoo! |
00:37:17 |
Armpit, put it down! |
00:37:21 |
Armpit! |
00:37:32 |
Hey, look... a cloud. |
00:37:36 |
Right there. |
00:37:38 |
Maybe it'll move |
00:37:40 |
Come on, little cloud. |
00:37:43 |
You can do it. |
00:37:44 |
Please, that's all |
00:37:47 |
is just a little shade. |
00:37:50 |
Warden owns the shade, man. |
00:37:51 |
Maybe we'll get lucky. |
00:37:54 |
Maybe we'll get some clouds. |
00:37:56 |
It will rain for 40 days |
00:37:59 |
Yeah, and we'll have |
00:38:01 |
and get two of each animal. |
00:38:03 |
Yeah, two scorpions, |
00:38:05 |
two yellow-spotted lizards... |
00:38:09 |
Hey. |
00:38:12 |
What do you got there, |
00:38:13 |
What? |
00:38:15 |
What you got there? |
00:38:18 |
I don't know. |
00:38:22 |
Hey, X... |
00:38:24 |
I think I might have found |
00:38:32 |
Let me see that. |
00:38:33 |
What do you think? |
00:38:37 |
Looks like an old shotgun |
00:38:40 |
No, man, it's too skinny |
00:38:43 |
No. No, it's not |
00:38:44 |
Yeah. No, it's not |
00:38:46 |
Look at this. |
00:38:48 |
You see that? |
00:38:49 |
With the letters in it |
00:38:50 |
Yeah. |
00:38:52 |
- "K.B." That's what it is. |
00:38:53 |
- Let me see it. |
00:38:55 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
00:38:58 |
Man, who is that? |
00:38:59 |
- He was in my math class. |
00:39:02 |
- Stupid. |
00:39:03 |
Yeah, it must belong |
00:39:05 |
Yeah, it must belong to him. |
00:39:07 |
Well, I'm gonna go show it |
00:39:09 |
Maybe I'll get |
00:39:11 |
No. No. |
00:39:13 |
I'm not even close. |
00:39:16 |
Yeah? So? |
00:39:20 |
So, uh, why don't you, uh, |
00:39:23 |
why don't you just turn it in |
00:39:26 |
You know, give it to Mom |
00:39:28 |
Then you get |
00:39:30 |
That's good thinking, Caveman. |
00:39:32 |
I like that. |
00:39:34 |
Pretty smart, Caveman. |
00:39:39 |
¶ No matter |
00:39:42 |
¶ There's always someone |
00:39:45 |
¶ Sometimes you gotta pay |
00:39:47 |
¶ So don't worry, |
00:39:49 |
¶ Keepin' it real ¶ |
00:39:50 |
¶ Gotta big up all my peoples |
00:39:53 |
¶ Though they know they gotta |
00:39:54 |
¶ Keepin' it real ¶ |
00:39:55 |
¶ To all my homies working |
00:39:57 |
¶ And doing right to keep |
00:39:59 |
- There you are, X. |
00:40:01 |
Good morning, Theodore. |
00:40:03 |
Man, it's Armpit. |
00:40:05 |
Yo, I don't know no fool named |
00:40:07 |
Well, I don't know |
00:40:08 |
Whatever. |
00:40:10 |
There's your water, |
00:40:12 |
Hey, Mom! |
00:40:14 |
Come here for a second. |
00:40:19 |
Looks like a... golden bullet |
00:40:23 |
It's nice, right? |
00:40:27 |
You just might. |
00:40:28 |
Hey, Lou... |
00:40:31 |
I think we got something. |
00:40:33 |
We got something nice. |
00:40:35 |
We got something nice. |
00:40:39 |
¶ Sometime ¶ |
00:40:40 |
¶ Get a hump in my back, |
00:40:42 |
¶ I'm going over here, |
00:40:45 |
¶ Till my honey comes back, |
00:40:47 |
¶ I'm gonna grab that jack, |
00:40:49 |
¶ Get a hump in my back, |
00:40:52 |
¶ I'm going over here, |
00:40:54 |
¶ Till my honey comes back, |
00:40:56 |
¶ I'm gonna grab that jack, |
00:40:59 |
¶ Get a hump in my back, |
00:41:01 |
¶ I'm going over here, |
00:41:03 |
¶ Till my honey comes back, |
00:41:06 |
Whew. Oh, man. |
00:41:08 |
¶ Get a hump in my back, |
00:41:10 |
¶ I'm going over here, |
00:41:13 |
Right over there. |
00:41:15 |
¶ Till my honey comes back, |
00:41:17 |
¶ I'm gonna grab that jack, |
00:41:20 |
¶ Get a hump in my back, |
00:41:22 |
¶ I'm going over here, |
00:41:24 |
¶ Till my honey comes back, |
00:41:27 |
¶ I'm gonna grab that jack, |
00:41:29 |
¶ Get a hump in my back ¶ |
00:41:31 |
This where you found it? |
00:41:33 |
Yes, ma'am. |
00:41:36 |
Dr. Pendanski, |
00:41:40 |
Give him double shower tokens |
00:41:43 |
But first, |
00:41:46 |
I already filled them. |
00:41:50 |
Excuse me? |
00:41:51 |
I had already filled them |
00:41:53 |
Excuse me? |
00:41:54 |
Did I ask you |
00:41:59 |
- No. You didn't, but... |
00:42:00 |
Now, these fine boys |
00:42:04 |
Don't you think |
00:42:06 |
they have taken a drink |
00:42:11 |
It's possible. |
00:42:12 |
- Oh, it's possible, is it? |
00:42:15 |
Caveman! |
00:42:18 |
- Get over there. |
00:42:20 |
Go on. Come on over. |
00:42:22 |
Now, did you, |
00:42:26 |
since he filled your canteen? |
00:42:28 |
Oh, no. I'm fine. |
00:42:33 |
Excuse me? |
00:42:34 |
I might have, uh, drinken some. |
00:42:38 |
Thank you. |
00:42:40 |
May I have your canteen, |
00:42:44 |
Oh, God. |
00:42:50 |
Can you hear the empty spaces? |
00:42:52 |
Yes, I can hear. |
00:42:54 |
Fill it. |
00:42:55 |
If that's too much trouble, |
00:42:59 |
and Caveman here |
00:43:01 |
Armpit! Squid! |
00:43:02 |
Get them wheelbarrows |
00:43:04 |
Zero, you take over |
00:43:06 |
Caveman will assist you. |
00:43:08 |
We're gonna dig |
00:43:10 |
Y'all be good now, you hear? |
00:43:12 |
Get C&F over here. |
00:43:14 |
Get C&F over here! |
00:43:16 |
¶ I'm gonna be a wheel |
00:43:19 |
- Come on, boys. Let's see it. |
00:43:22 |
Use those muscles. |
00:43:23 |
- Keep it up. |
00:43:25 |
This is a special day. |
00:43:27 |
I got a good feeling |
00:43:28 |
There you go. |
00:43:29 |
I'm feeling some double |
00:43:32 |
There'll be steaks |
00:43:34 |
- Keep it up. |
00:43:36 |
You're doing fine! |
00:43:37 |
- No hurry. |
00:43:39 |
We don't want to miss anything. |
00:43:42 |
MR. SIR: |
00:43:44 |
Keep digging. |
00:43:45 |
- Pick every rock now. |
00:43:48 |
Make sure it's a real rock. |
00:43:50 |
- Caveman! Let's go! |
00:43:56 |
Hey, how'd she know |
00:43:57 |
Oh, she's got the whole |
00:43:59 |
Oh, yeah, she's got |
00:44:01 |
and cameras |
00:44:03 |
Yeah, she's got 'em |
00:44:05 |
She's got 'em in the tent. |
00:44:07 |
- She's got 'em in the showers. |
00:44:10 |
Man, don't listen to him. |
00:44:12 |
It says he suffers |
00:44:14 |
Hey, so that means she watches |
00:44:17 |
Man, he says she got cameras |
00:44:21 |
not microscopes. |
00:44:22 |
- Get outta here, man. |
00:44:44 |
Okay, children, come back |
00:44:46 |
Okay? Rain or shine, |
00:44:48 |
Put your cap on. |
00:44:49 |
Oh, here, take that, Louise. |
00:44:51 |
Bye, Miss Katherine. |
00:44:53 |
See you tomorrow! |
00:45:00 |
Hello, Miss Katherine. |
00:45:03 |
Hello, Sam. |
00:45:04 |
I thought you might |
00:45:07 |
Thank you. |
00:45:13 |
I can fix that. |
00:45:14 |
Sam, are you gonna try to |
00:45:17 |
that your onions are a cure |
00:45:19 |
Naw. |
00:45:21 |
I'm just good with my hands. |
00:45:23 |
I built my own boat, you know. |
00:45:25 |
I need it to get across |
00:45:28 |
Well, then, I guess |
00:45:30 |
if your boat leaked. |
00:45:32 |
I tell you what... |
00:45:36 |
in exchange for three jars |
00:45:43 |
It's a deal. |
00:45:58 |
Well, Miss Katherine, |
00:46:00 |
I guarantee that roof |
00:46:03 |
If there's anything else... |
00:46:05 |
The windows won't open. |
00:46:07 |
And the children and I would |
00:46:10 |
I can fix that. |
00:46:12 |
"And this maiden, she lived |
00:46:16 |
"than to love |
00:46:21 |
"She was a child, |
00:46:25 |
"in this kingdom by the sea. |
00:46:28 |
But we loved..." |
00:46:30 |
"With a love |
00:46:33 |
I and my Annabel Lee." |
00:46:36 |
Sam. |
00:46:38 |
You know, that door |
00:46:46 |
I can fix that. |
00:46:48 |
"The duck swims on the lake." |
00:46:53 |
Very good, Mr. Penn. |
00:46:54 |
Thank you, ma'am. |
00:46:55 |
The duck may swim on the lake, |
00:47:00 |
but my daddy owns the lake. |
00:47:07 |
That will be all for tonight. |
00:47:09 |
Thank you, class. |
00:47:11 |
Come on, boys. |
00:47:13 |
Whew. |
00:47:14 |
Hey, Katherine... |
00:47:17 |
how about me and you, uh, |
00:47:23 |
Take a ride on my motorboat. |
00:47:25 |
No, thank you, Mr. Walker. |
00:47:27 |
It's brand-new. |
00:47:28 |
I mean, you don't even |
00:47:31 |
No, thank you. |
00:47:32 |
Uh, come on now, girl. |
00:47:34 |
Hey. |
00:47:36 |
No one ever says no |
00:47:38 |
I believe I just did. |
00:47:54 |
Come on, boys. |
00:47:55 |
We're digging around, |
00:47:58 |
Then we're digging |
00:48:00 |
That's how we do it. |
00:48:03 |
Today's the day. |
00:48:06 |
You know, |
00:48:08 |
they didn't have shovels. |
00:48:09 |
Glad to have you back, X-ray. |
00:48:13 |
Hello, warden. |
00:48:14 |
Ma'am, I think |
00:48:19 |
Are you trying to be funny, |
00:48:22 |
or do you just think |
00:48:26 |
No, ma'am, I wasn't trying |
00:48:29 |
Excuse me? |
00:48:30 |
Well, Armpit, your little joke |
00:48:32 |
just cost you a week |
00:48:34 |
Aw! |
00:48:37 |
All right. |
00:48:39 |
- Man, you sleeping outside. |
00:48:41 |
Aside from that, |
00:48:43 |
I don't think so. |
00:48:45 |
Sam, this is the finest |
00:48:49 |
Thank you. |
00:48:51 |
Thank you, Miss Katherine. |
00:48:56 |
¶ Hello, my friend, |
00:49:02 |
¶ It's nice to see |
00:49:09 |
¶ We went our separate ways ¶ |
00:49:13 |
¶ Only to return ¶ |
00:49:17 |
¶ To face a lesson ¶ |
00:49:21 |
¶ We failed to learn ¶ |
00:49:25 |
¶ We didn't understand |
00:49:30 |
¶ We're blinded |
00:49:37 |
- I can fix that. |
00:49:40 |
¶ And the change has come ¶ |
00:49:44 |
¶ The change has come ¶ |
00:49:45 |
¶ You think that I don't know ¶ |
00:49:49 |
¶ Where you're coming from ¶ |
00:49:52 |
¶ Well, I feel just like you ¶ |
00:49:56 |
¶ And I cry just like you ¶ |
00:49:59 |
¶ I cry ¶ |
00:50:00 |
¶ But I heal ¶ |
00:50:02 |
¶ Heal ¶ |
00:50:03 |
¶ Just like you ¶ |
00:50:05 |
Come on. Ha! |
00:50:07 |
¶ Under my skin ¶ |
00:50:09 |
¶ Under my skin ¶ |
00:50:11 |
¶ I'm just like you ¶ |
00:50:19 |
Four days. |
00:50:21 |
Four long days. |
00:50:23 |
And this is all you jackasses |
00:50:25 |
Probably ain't nothing |
00:50:27 |
We would have found it by now. |
00:50:29 |
I wouldn't tell |
00:50:31 |
I ain't on stupid pills. |
00:50:33 |
What are you jawing about? |
00:50:35 |
If you can't get 'em |
00:50:36 |
you can grab a shovel |
00:50:39 |
How about that? Huh? |
00:50:41 |
Get to work! |
00:50:42 |
This ain't no kindergartners |
00:50:45 |
I want to see some effort here |
00:50:49 |
I ain't just whistling |
00:50:54 |
I am surrounded by cow turds. |
00:51:00 |
Stop it! Stop it! |
00:51:03 |
- Yeah! |
00:51:04 |
Lady, where you going? |
00:51:08 |
Stop it! |
00:51:10 |
Do something! |
00:51:12 |
Yeah, girl! |
00:51:16 |
Sheriff! |
00:51:18 |
Sheriff! Come quick! |
00:51:19 |
They're destroying the school! |
00:51:25 |
Give me a kiss. |
00:51:28 |
You kissed the onion picker. |
00:51:29 |
You're drunk. |
00:51:32 |
I always get drunk |
00:51:35 |
If you hang him, |
00:51:41 |
because I kissed him back. |
00:51:43 |
It ain't against the law |
00:51:46 |
just for him to kiss you. |
00:51:53 |
Whoo-hoo-hoo! |
00:51:55 |
There she is! |
00:51:57 |
Come on, now! |
00:52:03 |
Sam! |
00:52:04 |
Sam! |
00:52:22 |
Sam! |
00:52:26 |
Sam! |
00:52:45 |
Listen up. |
00:52:47 |
After the behavior exhibited |
00:52:52 |
the warden and I have decided |
00:52:54 |
that your character-building |
00:52:57 |
by returning to the digging |
00:53:02 |
Over to you. |
00:53:04 |
All right! |
00:53:05 |
Let's go dig, boys! |
00:53:07 |
Let's go! Let's go! |
00:53:19 |
Good morning, sheriff. |
00:53:25 |
Do you still want that kiss? |
00:54:01 |
Water's the most precious |
00:54:02 |
on the face of the planet. |
00:54:04 |
All life begins with water. |
00:54:07 |
So think of it this way... |
00:54:12 |
Say thank you. |
00:54:13 |
Thank you, Mr. Sir. |
00:54:14 |
Next! |
00:54:20 |
Don't get your hopes up. |
00:54:22 |
Them storms never make it |
00:54:25 |
Maybe this time they will. |
00:54:27 |
I got a story |
00:54:33 |
Once upon a time... |
00:54:36 |
there was a magical place |
00:54:40 |
The end. |
00:54:43 |
I don't get it. |
00:54:48 |
Have a nice day. |
00:54:50 |
I never get anything he says. |
00:55:00 |
Guys. Hey, guys. |
00:55:03 |
What? |
00:55:04 |
Anybody want |
00:55:06 |
- Whoo! |
00:55:08 |
I can't help it, man. |
00:55:11 |
Good old Magnet. |
00:55:12 |
You got some sticky fingers. |
00:55:14 |
- Pass it over here, man. |
00:55:17 |
Hey, Zig, come on, man. |
00:55:22 |
Mr. Sir's coming back. |
00:55:23 |
Hey, he's coming back! |
00:55:25 |
Catch it. |
00:55:26 |
Oh, Stanley, |
00:55:28 |
He's coming back. |
00:55:29 |
You better hide it. |
00:55:31 |
Hide it. |
00:55:32 |
Come on, man. |
00:56:01 |
Well, well. |
00:56:03 |
How did this get here? |
00:56:05 |
What? |
00:56:06 |
How did that get there? |
00:56:09 |
Did it fall |
00:56:12 |
No. |
00:56:23 |
I stole that out of your truck. |
00:56:26 |
I think maybe the warden |
00:56:28 |
what you found. |
00:56:30 |
Let's go. |
00:56:35 |
Y'all having a nice day? |
00:56:37 |
Yes, Mr. Sir. |
00:56:38 |
Good. |
00:56:39 |
Hey, what are you doing, |
00:56:41 |
- Caveman... |
00:56:47 |
What? |
00:56:48 |
We found a little something |
00:56:51 |
What is it? |
00:56:54 |
Come in. Come in. |
00:57:00 |
Tell her. |
00:57:04 |
While Mr. Sir was filling |
00:57:09 |
I snuck into his truck |
00:57:11 |
and, uh, stole |
00:57:14 |
Yeah. |
00:57:16 |
That's it. |
00:57:22 |
Caveman, would you, uh, kindly |
00:57:26 |
in the bureau over there |
00:57:29 |
Yeah, sure. |
00:57:37 |
Them little diddles |
00:57:38 |
think I don't have eyes |
00:57:41 |
But I don't miss much... |
00:57:45 |
You know, my philosophy is... |
00:57:47 |
see, I keep 'em in line... |
00:57:51 |
Punishment... reward. |
00:57:55 |
Every time they see me coming, |
00:57:56 |
a little shiver |
00:57:59 |
"D" tent... |
00:58:02 |
They think they're |
00:58:04 |
but I'm miles ahead of them. |
00:58:06 |
I come back at night. |
00:58:09 |
I see in their eyes. |
00:58:12 |
Come right over here, son. |
00:58:13 |
- Here you go. |
00:58:17 |
See this, Caveman? |
00:58:20 |
This is my special nail polish. |
00:58:24 |
I make it myself. |
00:58:25 |
You want to know |
00:58:31 |
Rattlesnake venom. |
00:58:35 |
I just love what it does |
00:58:39 |
It's perfectly harmless. |
00:58:42 |
When it's dry. |
00:58:49 |
So you think he stole |
00:58:53 |
No, I don't. |
00:58:55 |
I think he's covering |
00:58:58 |
It was a 5-pound sack, |
00:58:59 |
and he claims |
00:59:01 |
But it was only half-full |
00:59:03 |
And, uh, there's a lot |
00:59:05 |
You could check that. |
00:59:06 |
I will. |
00:59:08 |
Aaah-aah! |
00:59:11 |
Aah! |
00:59:14 |
All I give you is |
00:59:17 |
I suggest you go back |
00:59:22 |
Why'd you do that? |
00:59:23 |
Ooh! |
00:59:25 |
I liked you better |
00:59:29 |
Hey, look who showed up. |
00:59:32 |
Hey, man, we thought |
00:59:35 |
Hey, Caveman, what'd you say? |
00:59:38 |
Nothing. |
00:59:39 |
What'd she do to you? |
00:59:40 |
Nothing. |
00:59:42 |
Pbbtt. Nothing? |
00:59:44 |
Yeah. |
00:59:49 |
What is this? |
00:59:50 |
Thank you, guys. |
00:59:53 |
Man. |
00:59:55 |
- Don't look at us. |
00:59:56 |
That boy likes to dig holes. |
00:59:59 |
He'd dig a hole to China, man. |
01:00:00 |
Yeah, man. |
01:00:02 |
But where do them |
01:00:04 |
Man, shut up. |
01:00:06 |
Hey, Zero. |
01:00:07 |
Why'd you dig my hole, man? |
01:00:08 |
You didn't steal |
01:00:11 |
Yeah, but neither did you. |
01:00:15 |
You didn't steal the shoes. |
01:00:21 |
You still want to learn |
01:00:25 |
All right, man. |
01:00:31 |
I don't like no hocus-pocus. |
01:00:35 |
We don't need |
01:00:36 |
You told me to get onions, |
01:00:38 |
- I want to taste it. |
01:00:40 |
- I don't care. Go ahead. |
01:00:42 |
I'm tasting it. |
01:00:43 |
Whoa. |
01:00:44 |
What happened to your face? |
01:00:52 |
Something the matter |
01:00:55 |
No. No, Mr. Sir. |
01:00:58 |
You got that right. |
01:01:05 |
Anybody see anything wrong |
01:01:07 |
Huh?! |
01:01:09 |
I think I'm kind of purty, |
01:01:11 |
Yes, sir. |
01:01:18 |
Clean this up. |
01:01:24 |
I think we just learned |
01:01:27 |
We're all people, and Mr. Sir |
01:01:32 |
just like all of us. |
01:01:34 |
¶ Leader, |
01:01:38 |
- ¶ He's a mighty good leader ¶ |
01:01:41 |
¶ All the way ¶ |
01:01:44 |
¶ All the way, Lord ¶ |
01:01:46 |
- You thirsty, Yelnats? |
01:01:49 |
- Yes, Mr. Sir. |
01:02:05 |
There. |
01:02:07 |
Next! |
01:02:25 |
Magnet, wipe that smile |
01:02:29 |
Yes, you. |
01:02:31 |
You want some water? |
01:02:36 |
Remember that gold tube? |
01:02:39 |
Yeah. |
01:02:41 |
I think that that tube... |
01:02:43 |
was a tube of lipstick, |
01:02:47 |
And the "K.B." stands |
01:02:50 |
Kissin' Kate Barlow? |
01:02:54 |
Kissin' Kate Barlow. |
01:02:56 |
¶ I've done a lot of things |
01:03:00 |
¶ Took a lot of turns ¶ |
01:03:02 |
¶ That turned out wrong ¶ |
01:03:05 |
¶ That's a worn-out song ¶ |
01:03:10 |
¶ Day by day, |
01:03:14 |
¶ Takin' my chances ¶ |
01:03:16 |
¶ Trustin' my heart ¶ |
01:03:20 |
¶ It wasn't too smart ¶ |
01:03:23 |
¶ I will survive, |
01:03:26 |
¶ When the going's rough, |
01:03:29 |
¶ I'll tough it out, |
01:03:33 |
¶ If I'm knocked down, |
01:03:39 |
¶ As long |
01:03:43 |
¶ I will survive ¶ |
01:03:50 |
¶ I will survive ¶ |
01:03:53 |
All right. |
01:03:54 |
"Z"... |
01:03:56 |
"E"... |
01:03:57 |
Okay. |
01:03:59 |
"R"... |
01:04:00 |
"O." |
01:04:01 |
That's it. |
01:04:03 |
I can help you dig your hole |
01:04:05 |
so you won't be so tired |
01:04:06 |
No, I'm fine. |
01:04:08 |
Look... |
01:04:10 |
You're trying to bag on me. |
01:04:12 |
- Yeah, I'm trying to bag on you. |
01:04:14 |
All right. |
01:04:15 |
This way, we'll be done |
01:04:17 |
- Well, it couldn't hurt. |
01:04:19 |
Go ahead. |
01:04:22 |
"Z"... |
01:04:25 |
"E"... |
01:04:27 |
No. |
01:04:28 |
This has to go out like this. |
01:04:30 |
- That's an "R." Okay? |
01:04:31 |
This one's easy..."O." |
01:04:36 |
That's it. |
01:04:38 |
You know, |
01:04:41 |
It's not? |
01:04:43 |
But even Pendanski |
01:04:45 |
My name's Hector. |
01:04:47 |
Hector Zeroni. |
01:04:49 |
Nice to meet you, Hector. |
01:04:51 |
Nice to meet you. |
01:04:54 |
26 letters. |
01:04:55 |
So we can do five letters a day |
01:04:57 |
and then six letters |
01:04:58 |
That's good math. |
01:04:59 |
I'm not stupid. |
01:05:02 |
I just don't like answering |
01:05:04 |
Right. |
01:05:05 |
Yo, Caveman, |
01:05:08 |
working with your own personal |
01:05:12 |
What's up, stupid? |
01:05:15 |
Come on, Squid. |
01:05:16 |
Whatever, man. |
01:05:22 |
"M"... |
01:05:25 |
"O"... |
01:05:28 |
"M." |
01:05:35 |
We weren't always homeless. |
01:05:39 |
I remember we used to live |
01:05:43 |
And then... |
01:05:51 |
It must have been hard. |
01:05:52 |
Yeah. |
01:05:54 |
My ma had problems, |
01:05:56 |
but she would try so hard |
01:05:59 |
Yeah. |
01:06:00 |
She always used to say, |
01:06:05 |
She couldn't take me |
01:06:07 |
I used to have to wait like |
01:06:13 |
Then, one day, |
01:06:18 |
What happened to her? |
01:06:23 |
I don't know. |
01:06:25 |
That's what bothers me |
01:06:28 |
If I could, |
01:06:30 |
I would hire a whole team |
01:06:32 |
just to find her... |
01:06:34 |
or to find out |
01:06:39 |
I used to wait at Laney Park. |
01:06:42 |
- Laney Park? |
01:06:44 |
I used to go to Laney Park |
01:06:46 |
- Oh, really? |
01:06:48 |
I used to sleep in the tunnel |
01:06:52 |
But no biggie. |
01:06:58 |
Let's go, boys! Lunch! |
01:07:00 |
Where's your whip, Caveman? |
01:07:02 |
You don't want your slave |
01:07:04 |
It's not slavery. |
01:07:05 |
- Yeah, man, whatever. |
01:07:07 |
I don't have all day. |
01:07:09 |
We have bologna and cheese, |
01:07:14 |
All right, |
01:07:15 |
Get your sandwich. |
01:07:17 |
That's not my name, fool. |
01:07:19 |
Uh-huh. |
01:07:21 |
Good afternoon. |
01:07:22 |
Ricky... |
01:07:23 |
Sir. |
01:07:24 |
Sandwiches? |
01:07:25 |
- You can have one sandwich. |
01:07:27 |
This is America. |
01:07:29 |
Hey, man, I got some |
01:07:32 |
Hey, how about |
01:07:35 |
and you let me dig your hole? |
01:07:39 |
Go on. Take it. |
01:07:41 |
Look, I get it, all right? |
01:07:43 |
I'll dig my own hole |
01:07:45 |
Just let me eat my lunch. |
01:07:46 |
He isn't gonna |
01:07:49 |
Eat the cookie. |
01:07:50 |
- Whoa. |
01:07:52 |
Back off, man. |
01:07:53 |
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. |
01:07:56 |
Nothing, Mom. |
01:07:57 |
We was just fooling, right? |
01:07:59 |
I saw what was going on. |
01:08:01 |
Teach him a lesson. |
01:08:03 |
- Yeah, teach me a lesson. |
01:08:05 |
- Come on. Hit me. |
01:08:07 |
- Come on. Teach me a lesson. |
01:08:14 |
Get him! |
01:08:16 |
All right, all right. |
01:08:17 |
Ugh! |
01:08:18 |
Go get him. |
01:08:23 |
That's enough! |
01:08:26 |
I said that's enough! |
01:08:28 |
That's enough! |
01:08:30 |
Stop. Hey, stop, Zero. |
01:08:34 |
Come on, man. |
01:08:38 |
- Now, I said that's enough! |
01:08:41 |
When I say to end something, |
01:08:44 |
- Come on, Stanley. Let's go. |
01:08:47 |
You all right? |
01:08:48 |
- Zero's crazy. |
01:08:52 |
Basically, |
01:08:55 |
Basically? |
01:08:56 |
Uh, uh, Ziggy was beating |
01:08:58 |
And then Zero |
01:09:01 |
I had to pull Zero |
01:09:03 |
Yeah, I mean, you know, |
01:09:06 |
Out in the sun all day, |
01:09:08 |
Is that what happened, Zigzag? |
01:09:10 |
Yep. |
01:09:11 |
Like X-ray said, you know, |
01:09:13 |
working all day |
01:09:16 |
while Caveman sits around |
01:09:17 |
Excuse me? |
01:09:19 |
Caveman digs his hole |
01:09:21 |
- Sometimes. |
01:09:24 |
Ma'am, Zero's been digging |
01:09:25 |
a part of Caveman's hole |
01:09:27 |
You're not digging holes |
01:09:30 |
Huh? |
01:09:31 |
I'm teaching him how to read. |
01:09:33 |
What? |
01:09:34 |
He's a smart kid. |
01:09:36 |
Smart? |
01:09:38 |
Oh, yeah? |
01:09:39 |
Hey, Zero, |
01:09:44 |
Huh? |
01:09:45 |
What's it spell? |
01:09:47 |
Yeah, he's a real genius. |
01:09:49 |
He's so stupid, he doesn't |
01:09:51 |
Okay, from now on, |
01:09:53 |
I don't want anyone digging |
01:09:56 |
Is that clear? |
01:09:57 |
And no more reading lessons. |
01:10:00 |
Why? I mean, |
01:10:01 |
Who cares |
01:10:02 |
You know why |
01:10:04 |
'Cause it's good for you. |
01:10:07 |
If Zero digs |
01:10:08 |
you're not learning |
01:10:11 |
MR. SIR: |
01:10:12 |
Why can't I still just dig |
01:10:13 |
and teach him how to read? |
01:10:14 |
'Cause I said so. |
01:10:17 |
We know you mean well, Stanley. |
01:10:19 |
But the mental stress |
01:10:20 |
just causes his brain too much |
01:10:23 |
That's what made his blood boil, |
01:10:26 |
I'm not digging |
01:10:28 |
Good. |
01:10:30 |
I mean, you might as well teach |
01:10:34 |
Go ahead, Zero. |
01:10:36 |
It's all you'll ever |
01:10:38 |
D-I-G. |
01:10:41 |
What's that spell? |
01:10:44 |
Ugh! |
01:10:45 |
- Ohh! |
01:10:47 |
Dig. |
01:10:51 |
Go, Zero! Go! |
01:10:54 |
Run, Zero! |
01:10:56 |
Don't shoot! |
01:10:59 |
You think |
01:11:01 |
The last thing we need |
01:11:03 |
I know that. |
01:11:05 |
Misinterpretation. |
01:11:07 |
Let him go, then. |
01:11:09 |
I want round-the-clock guards |
01:11:20 |
I still expect seven holes. |
01:11:25 |
I'll have |
01:11:32 |
I'm ill. I'm ill. |
01:11:34 |
I'm feeling queasy. |
01:11:37 |
You still pouting? |
01:11:38 |
No, I'm not pouting. |
01:11:40 |
I'm just asking, |
01:11:41 |
are we sure |
01:11:45 |
He was a ward of the state. |
01:11:46 |
He was living on the streets |
01:11:49 |
Is there some prissy caseworker |
01:11:52 |
He had nobody. |
01:11:55 |
I want you to destroy |
01:11:57 |
He was never here. |
01:11:58 |
Can you get into the state files |
01:12:01 |
I can do anything, |
01:12:03 |
no one is going to come |
01:12:05 |
No one cares |
01:12:15 |
I do. |
01:12:19 |
They was in this thing together. |
01:12:22 |
Yeah. |
01:12:30 |
His blood's |
01:12:45 |
Man, if he's not back |
01:12:49 |
He's dead either way... |
01:12:50 |
if he stays out there |
01:12:53 |
When do you think |
01:12:56 |
What body? |
01:12:57 |
Man, Zero's buzzard food. |
01:12:59 |
You know what? |
01:13:00 |
They pick out |
01:13:04 |
I can't believe |
01:13:10 |
Learn how to take a joke. |
01:13:16 |
She left him stranded |
01:13:19 |
No water, no food |
01:13:24 |
Well, Grandpa, |
01:13:26 |
They said he found refuge |
01:13:29 |
What's God's Thumb? |
01:13:31 |
Who knows? |
01:13:33 |
He was half crazy |
01:13:46 |
Zero! |
01:13:51 |
Zero! |
01:14:09 |
Zero! |
01:14:18 |
So, what you in here for, |
01:14:20 |
Oh, ha, joyriding. |
01:14:22 |
I guess you never really plan |
01:14:24 |
but when I walk past |
01:14:26 |
whoo! ...I just start twitching, |
01:14:28 |
Really kind of... |
01:14:31 |
You should have seen me behind |
01:14:33 |
Whoo! Vroom! |
01:14:40 |
Come on, Twitch. |
01:14:45 |
Hey, Twitch, |
01:14:48 |
I'm getting tired... |
01:14:50 |
First hole's the hardest. |
01:14:51 |
Thanks, man. |
01:14:53 |
I want you to jump |
01:14:55 |
Be first in line right away. |
01:14:57 |
I'm a little scratchy today, |
01:14:58 |
so you got to be sensitive |
01:15:01 |
- Yeah, I apologize, Mr. Sir. |
01:15:03 |
Hey, man, I'm sick and tired |
01:15:06 |
Man. |
01:15:07 |
What's wrong with you? |
01:15:10 |
Don't be squabbling up in here. |
01:15:17 |
Gentlemen, there's only |
01:15:19 |
and that's me. |
01:15:20 |
You guys want to learn |
01:15:22 |
- I'll give you a tough-guy... |
01:15:24 |
Come on. Come on. |
01:15:26 |
Hey! |
01:15:27 |
Wait! |
01:15:28 |
Aaaah! |
01:15:31 |
Waahhh! |
01:15:39 |
You stop this truck... |
01:15:41 |
I'll kill you! |
01:15:47 |
Wuh! |
01:15:52 |
Keep going, Caveman! |
01:15:54 |
Yelnats! |
01:15:57 |
Yelnats! |
01:15:58 |
Whoo! |
01:16:00 |
Bye-bye, Camp Green... |
01:16:07 |
- My truck. |
01:16:09 |
Caveman! |
01:16:12 |
You all right? |
01:16:19 |
You done it now! |
01:16:24 |
Get back away from that truck! |
01:16:30 |
Yeah! |
01:16:31 |
- Keep going! Don't stop! |
01:16:34 |
Yeah, keep going! |
01:16:36 |
There ain't gonna be |
01:16:55 |
Whoa. |
01:17:00 |
No, señor. |
01:17:07 |
I'm not gonna see |
01:17:10 |
All right, |
01:17:12 |
and start digging over there |
01:17:14 |
What are you gonna do |
01:17:16 |
He ain't like Zero. |
01:17:19 |
In two weeks, we'll report |
01:17:22 |
Call in dogs, helicopters... |
01:17:26 |
By then, there'll be |
01:17:30 |
That's exactly right. |
01:18:25 |
Zero? |
01:18:29 |
Zero? |
01:18:39 |
Huh? |
01:18:41 |
Stanley. |
01:18:43 |
What's up, man? |
01:18:45 |
- How you doing? |
01:18:46 |
Oh! |
01:18:48 |
We thought you were gone. |
01:18:50 |
I was. |
01:18:51 |
Let me see. |
01:18:53 |
You got any water? |
01:18:55 |
No. I'm out. |
01:18:56 |
Oh. |
01:18:57 |
But, hey, you know |
01:18:59 |
I tried to drive the |
01:19:00 |
I drove it into a hole. |
01:19:02 |
- Figures. |
01:19:04 |
What's in the bag? |
01:19:06 |
Oh, it's empty. |
01:19:08 |
No. |
01:19:14 |
Zero, we got to get back |
01:19:18 |
I'm not going back. |
01:19:21 |
Want some Sploosh? |
01:19:23 |
Some what? |
01:19:24 |
Sploosh. |
01:19:25 |
Come on, follow me. |
01:19:28 |
- Some... |
01:19:32 |
Can't you get a door? |
01:19:34 |
This is how I found it. |
01:19:41 |
- Here. |
01:19:45 |
What is this? |
01:19:46 |
Sploosh. |
01:19:48 |
- Drink it. It's good. |
01:20:00 |
That is pretty good. |
01:20:01 |
- Yeah. |
01:20:03 |
How many of these |
01:20:05 |
That's the last one. |
01:20:07 |
We need to go back to camp. |
01:20:11 |
Wrap it up, get your bag, |
01:20:13 |
I'm not going back. |
01:20:17 |
You will die out here. |
01:20:19 |
Here's what we're gonna do. |
01:20:23 |
We're gonna go back to camp. |
01:20:24 |
And we're gonna tell the warden |
01:20:26 |
exactly where I found |
01:20:28 |
And she'll be so happy, |
01:20:32 |
Okay? |
01:20:37 |
What's "Mare-yelo"? |
01:20:41 |
What are you talking about? |
01:20:43 |
Mare-yelo. |
01:20:46 |
- I don't know. |
01:20:48 |
Come on, dude. |
01:20:51 |
Come on. |
01:20:57 |
See? |
01:20:58 |
- Oh, it's "Mary Lou." |
01:21:01 |
But I thought "Y" made |
01:21:03 |
Yeah, well, it does |
01:21:05 |
but not at the end of... |
01:21:07 |
a word. |
01:21:10 |
See that mountain right there? |
01:21:12 |
That one? |
01:21:13 |
Yeah. |
01:21:14 |
Huh. |
01:21:15 |
What does that look like |
01:21:29 |
You know, my great-grandpa |
01:21:31 |
- Really? |
01:21:32 |
But they say he survived |
01:21:33 |
because he made it to the top |
01:21:40 |
- You ready? |
01:21:42 |
Yeah. We better get up |
01:21:44 |
Yeah. |
01:21:51 |
¶ All our dreams are gone ¶ |
01:21:54 |
¶ With a loss of faith ¶ |
01:21:57 |
- Hey, Stanley. |
01:21:59 |
- What do you think is up there? |
01:22:01 |
Oh, I don't know. Probably |
01:22:04 |
Good. I could use |
01:22:06 |
You know |
01:22:09 |
Imagine how fine this Mary Lou |
01:22:12 |
- Oh! |
01:22:14 |
Whoa. |
01:22:17 |
¶ Don't give up, |
01:22:20 |
¶ We won't stop givin' |
01:22:23 |
¶ Don't give up, |
01:22:26 |
¶ We won't stop givin' |
01:22:29 |
¶ Don't give up, |
01:22:32 |
¶ We won't stop givin' ¶ |
01:22:34 |
- Come on! |
01:22:36 |
¶ Don't give up, |
01:22:38 |
- Don't look down, man. |
01:22:40 |
¶ All we got ¶ |
01:22:42 |
Oh, my God. |
01:22:43 |
You okay? |
01:22:45 |
Come on, Stanley. |
01:22:46 |
- Okay. |
01:22:47 |
Okay. |
01:22:48 |
I'm coming. |
01:22:49 |
You grab right there? |
01:22:51 |
Yeah, look. |
01:22:54 |
Whoa! |
01:22:55 |
Whoa! |
01:22:56 |
Come on, come on, come on! |
01:23:14 |
Oh! |
01:23:18 |
Whoo! |
01:23:22 |
Oh! |
01:23:23 |
Look at that. |
01:23:25 |
Look at this, man. |
01:23:27 |
This isn't cool. |
01:23:28 |
What happened? |
01:23:32 |
All right, hold on. |
01:23:39 |
- Aah! |
01:23:41 |
It stings, man. |
01:23:42 |
Don't think about it right now. |
01:23:44 |
When we get to the top |
01:23:45 |
I'm gonna get you |
01:23:47 |
- I promise. |
01:23:49 |
All that Sploosh |
01:23:53 |
Maybe he found Zero. |
01:23:55 |
Maybe they're both |
01:23:58 |
Maybe the Easter Bunny |
01:24:00 |
are still alive too. |
01:24:02 |
Maybe my mom will stop drinking |
01:24:06 |
Man, when Caveman stole |
01:24:10 |
That was awesome. |
01:24:12 |
Yeah, man. |
01:24:13 |
Caveman did have style. |
01:24:16 |
- Give me another word. |
01:24:20 |
Rock? |
01:24:22 |
Yep, that's right, man. |
01:24:26 |
- Keep practicing. |
01:24:30 |
We're almost there. |
01:24:33 |
- You all right? |
01:24:36 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, |
01:24:37 |
- Zero! |
01:24:39 |
Zero, Zero, Zero, Zero! |
01:24:42 |
Got you. You good? |
01:24:44 |
All right. All right. |
01:24:47 |
Hold on. |
01:24:49 |
Stay right there. |
01:24:50 |
Stay right there. |
01:24:51 |
Okay. Here. |
01:24:54 |
Slide this down. |
01:24:56 |
There you go. |
01:25:00 |
Nice and comfy. |
01:25:02 |
Stanley... |
01:25:03 |
I got to tell you |
01:25:06 |
What? |
01:25:11 |
Huh? |
01:25:12 |
Come on, Zero. |
01:25:14 |
Zero, Zero. |
01:25:19 |
All right. |
01:25:21 |
Got to keep going. |
01:25:22 |
We're gonna go get the shovel, |
01:25:24 |
and we're gonna fill it |
01:25:28 |
You must carry |
01:25:31 |
and sing while I drink |
01:25:56 |
Damn bugs. |
01:26:01 |
All right. |
01:26:04 |
Wait a minute. |
01:26:07 |
Wait. |
01:26:09 |
If there's bugs, |
01:26:15 |
...water. |
01:26:22 |
Hector, wake up, man! |
01:26:23 |
Hector, wake up! |
01:26:25 |
All right, buddy. |
01:26:27 |
There we go. |
01:26:28 |
Wake up, Hector, huh? |
01:26:37 |
Hector, wake up. Wake up. |
01:26:42 |
Ooh! |
01:26:43 |
Oh! Oh! |
01:26:46 |
Dude, this feels so good! |
01:26:51 |
We made it! |
01:26:52 |
Stanley! |
01:26:53 |
- Ah, ha ha! |
01:26:55 |
Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! |
01:26:56 |
Cool, cool, cool! |
01:27:04 |
What are you doing? |
01:27:11 |
Here. Try this. |
01:27:13 |
Try this. |
01:27:15 |
What is it? |
01:27:17 |
It's a hot-fudge sundae. |
01:27:21 |
- It's good, huh? |
01:27:24 |
That's the sweetest onion |
01:27:27 |
Mmm. |
01:27:30 |
¶ "If only, if only," |
01:27:35 |
¶ "The bark on the tree |
01:27:39 |
¶ As the wolf waits below |
01:27:43 |
¶ Cries to the moon, |
01:27:48 |
¶ "If only, if only," |
01:28:26 |
Honey... |
01:28:29 |
Oh, my God, honey. |
01:28:30 |
Can't you just wait |
01:28:31 |
I know I've asked |
01:28:32 |
just a million and one more. |
01:28:34 |
- Smell the shoe. |
01:28:37 |
- Honey, I don't smell anything. |
01:28:42 |
I don't smell anything. |
01:28:43 |
Uh-huh. |
01:28:44 |
Pa... what do you smell? |
01:28:47 |
Nothing. |
01:28:48 |
Peaches and onions. |
01:28:50 |
I don't smell anything. |
01:28:52 |
You don't smell anything. |
01:28:53 |
I don't smell anything. |
01:28:56 |
- Whoo, I don't smell anything. |
01:28:58 |
We don't smell anything. |
01:29:00 |
I told you |
01:29:01 |
- I don't smell anything. |
01:29:02 |
I don't smell anything. |
01:29:03 |
- I don't smell... |
01:29:05 |
Stanley doesn't smell anything! |
01:29:07 |
- I don't smell anything! |
01:29:12 |
Mm-mmm. |
01:29:14 |
Rise and shine, onion man. |
01:29:16 |
Been farting all night. |
01:29:20 |
I think you overslept. |
01:29:25 |
How long have I been sleeping? |
01:29:26 |
A long time. |
01:29:30 |
Stanley, I got to |
01:29:32 |
What? |
01:29:34 |
It's my fault you were sent |
01:29:37 |
I stole the shoes. |
01:29:40 |
I didn't know |
01:29:47 |
I mean, a lot |
01:29:50 |
all their old stuff |
01:29:53 |
And I saw the shoes, |
01:30:01 |
I liked them. |
01:30:02 |
I didn't know |
01:30:07 |
Next thing I know, |
01:30:09 |
"The shoes are gone! |
01:30:10 |
- Where are the shoes?" |
01:30:15 |
Walking down the street, |
01:30:16 |
I heard the sirens |
01:30:17 |
I got scared. |
01:30:40 |
I end up getting busted |
01:30:42 |
lifting a pair of shoes |
01:30:47 |
That's destiny. |
01:31:08 |
Hey, yo, check it out. |
01:31:11 |
Maybe they're coming |
01:31:16 |
Jaguar. |
01:31:18 |
Don't even think |
01:31:20 |
Back up! |
01:31:22 |
- I'm Stanley's attorney. |
01:31:25 |
You have no rights, okay? |
01:31:26 |
We have a right |
01:31:27 |
Come back here |
01:31:29 |
What kind of malarkey is this? |
01:31:31 |
I'm telling you, |
01:31:33 |
I'm not done with you... |
01:31:35 |
"Excuse me!" |
01:31:47 |
We ain't seen the last of her. |
01:31:51 |
And next time |
01:31:54 |
We'll just tell her |
01:31:57 |
he ran away. |
01:31:59 |
Right? |
01:32:00 |
He ran away after he was told |
01:32:03 |
Been almost three days. |
01:32:07 |
What are we gonna do? |
01:32:09 |
You'll do as I say. |
01:32:17 |
What did she say? |
01:32:19 |
Not much. |
01:32:23 |
What'll we do? |
01:32:26 |
You'll do as I say. |
01:32:31 |
But you didn't say anything |
01:32:40 |
Hector... |
01:32:42 |
I'm glad you stole those shoes |
01:32:45 |
What? |
01:32:48 |
None of this |
01:32:50 |
When I first got sent |
01:32:53 |
I thought I got sent there |
01:33:00 |
But we're not even |
01:33:02 |
You know, |
01:33:07 |
I just have |
01:33:11 |
...everything's cool. |
01:33:14 |
- Yeah. Same here. |
01:33:17 |
Same feeling. |
01:33:18 |
It's a good one. |
01:33:21 |
You know, those stars look like |
01:33:26 |
Exactly. |
01:33:31 |
Hector... |
01:33:32 |
What's up? |
01:33:35 |
I feel lucky. |
01:33:41 |
The onions have gone |
01:33:45 |
What do you say we dig |
01:34:13 |
It's so hot, Sam... |
01:34:16 |
but I feel so cold. |
01:34:25 |
Sam... |
01:34:27 |
I can fix that. |
01:34:29 |
Oh. |
01:34:32 |
You got five seconds to tell me |
01:34:42 |
I've been waiting for you, |
01:34:46 |
I ain't gonna kill you. |
01:34:50 |
Go on. |
01:34:52 |
Where's your loot?! |
01:34:53 |
There ain't no loot. |
01:34:54 |
Don't give me that. |
01:34:56 |
You robbed every bank |
01:34:58 |
We saw you headin' back with |
01:35:01 |
Linda Miller, is that you? |
01:35:02 |
I've been Linda Walker |
01:35:05 |
One. |
01:35:06 |
Aw, Linda, you were |
01:35:08 |
You must have married him |
01:35:10 |
- Well, it's all gone now! |
01:35:13 |
It's dried up with the lake! |
01:35:14 |
Hasn't rained here |
01:35:17 |
You better tell him what he |
01:35:20 |
Three... |
01:35:21 |
Go on. Kill me. |
01:35:22 |
The lake goes on for miles. |
01:35:25 |
I ain't gonna kill you. |
01:35:26 |
But by the time |
01:35:29 |
you gonna wish you was dead. |
01:35:33 |
I've been wishing I was dead |
01:35:39 |
You... your children, |
01:35:43 |
will dig |
01:35:46 |
and you will never find it. |
01:35:51 |
- Look out! |
01:35:54 |
Come here, sweetheart. |
01:36:00 |
Start digging, Trout. |
01:36:15 |
Come on! |
01:36:28 |
Ready? |
01:36:35 |
You see right there? |
01:36:36 |
- That's it? |
01:36:37 |
Book! |
01:36:49 |
Is this the hole? |
01:36:50 |
Yeah, this is it. |
01:36:51 |
- Are you sure? |
01:36:54 |
It's gonna take too long, man. |
01:36:56 |
- All right. Be careful, though. |
01:37:02 |
Of course she's gonna make you |
01:37:04 |
Now you're accusing me |
01:37:06 |
You think I did this |
01:37:08 |
You left the keys inside |
01:37:11 |
This is a juvenile work camp |
01:37:14 |
Don't get me heated |
01:37:17 |
A truck with a tank |
01:37:19 |
I said, "Get me a wrench." |
01:37:21 |
All right, fine, |
01:37:22 |
Get me a wrench! |
01:37:24 |
- You dumb... |
01:37:26 |
I'm gettin' it, |
01:37:28 |
- I ain't here to be a mechanic! |
01:37:30 |
- Aah! Don't you throw |
01:37:40 |
Whoa! |
01:37:43 |
Yeah. |
01:37:44 |
Coming down. |
01:37:45 |
Go. |
01:37:46 |
How's it going? |
01:37:48 |
Who knows? I could be digging up |
01:37:51 |
I don't think |
01:37:53 |
would have buried |
01:37:55 |
Come on. |
01:37:58 |
How do we know one of her gang |
01:38:00 |
We don't. |
01:38:07 |
Did you hear that? |
01:38:10 |
What's this? |
01:38:17 |
Watch out. Watch out. |
01:38:19 |
Hoo hoo! |
01:38:21 |
We found it! |
01:38:22 |
Come on, come on, come on! |
01:38:29 |
This is it! |
01:38:30 |
What did I say?! |
01:38:32 |
Oh, man! |
01:38:35 |
Thank you, boys. |
01:38:37 |
- Oh, jeez! |
01:38:39 |
- Get back! |
01:38:41 |
- Oh, my God. |
01:38:43 |
Oh ho. Ho ho. |
01:38:46 |
- Don't... move. |
01:38:49 |
Well, get in there. |
01:38:54 |
You get in there. |
01:38:56 |
Fine. I'll just wait. |
01:39:03 |
Won't take long. |
01:39:05 |
No, it won't take long. |
01:39:07 |
- Oh, my goodness! |
01:39:09 |
- Yeah, check it out. |
01:39:14 |
Oh! |
01:39:15 |
Here we go. |
01:39:16 |
Hey, Stanley, guess what. |
01:39:19 |
Your lawyer came by yesterday |
01:39:22 |
Too bad you weren't there. |
01:39:23 |
Don't listen |
01:39:26 |
At least now we'll have |
01:39:28 |
- What about Zero? |
01:39:32 |
Zero was never here. |
01:39:33 |
We got lots of holes |
01:39:35 |
Do you know how long |
01:39:38 |
My granddaddy owned |
01:39:40 |
then it dried up. |
01:39:43 |
He drove himself crazy out here |
01:39:46 |
Made me dig, too... |
01:39:51 |
All righty. Today's the day. |
01:39:58 |
I'm tired of this, Grandpa. |
01:40:01 |
That's too damn bad! |
01:40:07 |
Well, excuse me. |
01:40:08 |
You'll thank me one day. |
01:40:23 |
Maybe we should |
01:40:25 |
The lizards or the kids? |
01:40:27 |
You don't want to shoot |
01:40:29 |
They'll start leaping |
01:40:32 |
I just want to know why |
01:40:35 |
Oh, crap. |
01:40:38 |
Oh, for Pete's sake. |
01:40:41 |
Well, it ain't the Girl Scouts |
01:40:44 |
All right, keep holding the boys |
01:40:47 |
Tell them not to talk |
01:40:48 |
As long as they keep |
01:40:49 |
they won't have to dig |
01:40:51 |
But if they talk... |
01:40:53 |
What should I tell them |
01:40:55 |
we're gonna do to 'em |
01:40:57 |
Use your imagination. |
01:41:00 |
Go on! |
01:41:06 |
Ugh! |
01:41:13 |
I just don't get it. |
01:41:15 |
Nothing makes sense anymore |
01:41:18 |
- Stanley. |
01:41:20 |
Is your last name your |
01:41:23 |
Yeah. |
01:41:27 |
We wanted to call, |
01:41:28 |
but the phone lines go down |
01:41:31 |
Well, you could |
01:41:32 |
You can always reach me. |
01:41:34 |
We did. |
01:41:35 |
Don't go no further! |
01:41:37 |
- Where's Stanley? |
01:41:39 |
He broke into my cabin |
01:41:41 |
I woke up and saw him running |
01:41:43 |
They ran out here. |
01:41:44 |
I don't know what the hell |
01:41:46 |
I witnessed it |
01:41:49 |
Don't go too close! |
01:41:50 |
Oh, my God! |
01:41:51 |
Don't move. |
01:41:53 |
How long have |
01:41:55 |
Have you tried to get them out? |
01:41:56 |
Well, just what |
01:41:58 |
Well, this wouldn't have |
01:41:59 |
if you had released |
01:42:01 |
Excuse me. This wouldn't have |
01:42:05 |
What? |
01:42:07 |
- A thief? |
01:42:09 |
Oh, back up. |
01:42:11 |
Those things'll bite. |
01:42:13 |
That's a lie! |
01:42:15 |
Stanley didn't steal anything! |
01:42:20 |
Thank God. |
01:42:21 |
- Thank God you're okay! |
01:42:23 |
It's Stanley's. |
01:42:25 |
You've been caught red-handed. |
01:42:26 |
I could send Stanley right back |
01:42:29 |
However, in view of |
01:42:31 |
- I think I'll just take... |
01:42:33 |
What? |
01:42:34 |
- No, it doesn't! |
01:42:36 |
- Oh, my God. |
01:42:38 |
"Stanley... Yelnats." |
01:42:42 |
He can't read. |
01:42:44 |
That's not possible. |
01:42:48 |
Stanley, I'm taking you home. |
01:42:49 |
Let's go. |
01:42:51 |
Come on, Zero. |
01:42:53 |
- What did you do? |
01:42:56 |
Get your hands back. |
01:42:57 |
- No, I have to look inside. |
01:43:00 |
This is mine, |
01:43:01 |
and you are a thief! |
01:43:02 |
My granddaddy... |
01:43:04 |
Stanley, come on. |
01:43:05 |
Put your things in the trunk. |
01:43:07 |
Your parents are waiting. |
01:43:12 |
I can't leave |
01:43:15 |
I'll be okay. |
01:43:17 |
Stanley, there is nothing |
01:43:21 |
Don't worry. |
01:43:22 |
We'll take good care |
01:43:27 |
I'm not leaving here |
01:43:30 |
Earl, would you please get me |
01:43:34 |
Most certainly, Carla. |
01:43:36 |
Well? |
01:43:40 |
Get me the file |
01:43:45 |
Well, just do it. |
01:43:51 |
They're alive! |
01:43:52 |
What are you gonna say? |
01:43:54 |
Think of something. |
01:43:55 |
- Caveman! Hey, Zero! |
01:43:58 |
- What's up? |
01:44:00 |
I can't believe |
01:44:02 |
Oh, man! We thought |
01:44:03 |
No, I'm not. |
01:44:05 |
- Going home? |
01:44:07 |
What you been eating, man? |
01:44:08 |
You smell like onions! |
01:44:12 |
- Whoo! |
01:44:16 |
...there seems to be |
01:44:18 |
- Hector Zeroni. |
01:44:20 |
Is that so? |
01:44:21 |
What kind of a camp |
01:44:24 |
A nice one. |
01:44:25 |
If the state would give us |
01:44:26 |
then we'd have |
01:44:29 |
I am ordering an investigation |
01:44:32 |
Hey, lady, you got a pen |
01:44:33 |
No, I don't. |
01:44:36 |
Yeah. You got a pen? |
01:44:38 |
Yeah. Here. |
01:44:40 |
Here's a pencil. |
01:44:41 |
You got paper? |
01:44:43 |
Um... here. |
01:44:48 |
Here you go. |
01:44:49 |
Thanks. |
01:44:50 |
You're welcome. |
01:44:52 |
Hey, call my mom. |
01:44:53 |
What? |
01:44:54 |
- Tell her I said I was sorry. |
01:44:56 |
Tell her, |
01:45:01 |
I will, man. |
01:45:02 |
- Thanks, man. |
01:45:04 |
Marion Sevillo. |
01:45:07 |
Oh, crap. |
01:45:08 |
It's been a long time |
01:45:13 |
You're in violation of your |
01:45:15 |
I had no knowledge of that. |
01:45:17 |
Oh, yeah, |
01:45:19 |
Pendanski wasn't no doctor, |
01:45:23 |
What? |
01:45:25 |
Sit down, Marion. |
01:45:26 |
Marion? Tell you, I didn't know |
01:45:31 |
It ain't. |
01:45:32 |
- Ooh! |
01:45:33 |
- Okay... |
01:45:35 |
This facility is now under |
01:45:37 |
- What? |
01:45:38 |
put these three bozos |
01:45:40 |
Let them see the other side |
01:45:42 |
- Excuse me? |
01:45:46 |
Don't push me! |
01:45:48 |
Come on, Hector. |
01:45:49 |
You're coming with us. |
01:45:51 |
Let's go, boss. |
01:45:54 |
What's that? |
01:46:01 |
- Oh! |
01:46:03 |
It's rain! |
01:46:04 |
Ahh! |
01:46:22 |
Whoo! |
01:46:49 |
Hector! |
01:46:50 |
Stanley! |
01:46:52 |
Come on! |
01:46:54 |
You be careful out there |
01:46:56 |
Everyone's not as friendly |
01:46:58 |
Hold on for me. |
01:47:00 |
We'll miss you, man! |
01:47:02 |
All right, guys. |
01:47:04 |
Keep your head up! |
01:47:05 |
We'll miss you! |
01:47:06 |
- All right! |
01:47:08 |
Stanley, |
01:47:10 |
Just let me see |
01:47:13 |
Excuse me? |
01:47:21 |
Have a seat over here. |
01:47:23 |
See you again! |
01:47:26 |
"D" tent! |
01:47:27 |
You have the right |
01:47:29 |
If you give up that right, |
01:47:31 |
and will be used against you |
01:47:33 |
You have the right to be |
01:47:35 |
If you cannot afford one, |
01:47:49 |
Okay, one more thing... |
01:47:51 |
no matter what |
01:47:53 |
we are still family. |
01:47:54 |
- We are the Yelnats. |
01:47:56 |
We know. |
01:47:57 |
- One... |
01:47:58 |
- Two... |
01:48:00 |
- Three. |
01:48:02 |
You are so strong. |
01:48:04 |
Oh, my God! |
01:48:07 |
- Yeah? |
01:48:08 |
Oh, boy. |
01:48:09 |
Oh, my goodness. |
01:48:13 |
Let me see that. |
01:48:14 |
- Sure. |
01:48:16 |
Okay, guys, hold on. |
01:48:18 |
Before we do anything, |
01:48:21 |
that half of whatever |
01:48:23 |
goes to my best friend, |
01:48:24 |
Aw... you want to go halfsies? |
01:48:26 |
Did you say Zeroni? |
01:48:28 |
Sure did. |
01:48:32 |
Oh, my God! |
01:48:33 |
Is that really worth $25,000? |
01:48:36 |
Hold on. |
01:48:37 |
AT&T. |
01:48:39 |
1905. |
01:48:41 |
What's it worth, honey? |
01:48:42 |
It's worth a lot more now. |
01:48:45 |
Millions? |
01:48:46 |
- Millions. |
01:48:48 |
One for us... |
01:48:51 |
- One for us... |
01:48:53 |
one for Mr. Zeroni. |
01:48:59 |
Boys. |
01:49:05 |
Do good, bro. |
01:49:13 |
- Right this way, ma'am. |
01:49:28 |
I love you. |
01:49:31 |
So Hector was able to hire |
01:49:33 |
his own team |
01:49:35 |
Turns out his mom had been |
01:49:41 |
I love you. |
01:49:56 |
And that's how |
01:49:59 |
of Elya Yelnats |
01:50:00 |
and the |
01:50:02 |
of Madame Zeroni |
01:50:08 |
Camp Green Lake was closed |
01:50:10 |
and the boys released |
01:50:12 |
and sent to real counselors. |
01:50:14 |
They say Camp Green Lake |
01:50:17 |
as a girls' camp. |
01:50:18 |
At least they won't have to |
01:50:21 |
just as long as the girls eat |
01:50:23 |
Come on, everybody! |
01:50:25 |
It's showtime! |
01:50:27 |
Come on, boys! |
01:50:29 |
It's on! |
01:50:30 |
Come on! |
01:50:32 |
Sit down, sit down. |
01:50:34 |
To my fans, |
01:50:37 |
but to my wife, |
01:50:38 |
Stinkyfeet. |
01:50:40 |
None of his teammates |
01:50:41 |
- next to him in the dugout. |
01:50:43 |
But that's all over now, |
01:50:46 |
I just spray a little |
01:50:48 |
And now he really does have |
01:50:52 |
Sploosh! Now available in the |
01:50:54 |
A product of K.B. Industries. |
01:50:56 |
Plus, I like the tingle. |
01:50:58 |
¶ The world we know |
01:51:01 |
I guess you have to fill in |
01:51:07 |
¶ Without the sweat |
01:51:11 |
¶ Wouldn't be worth a dime ¶ |
01:51:16 |
¶ You got to live and give ¶ |
01:51:18 |
¶ Share and care ¶ |
01:51:20 |
¶ Really put some love |
01:51:25 |
¶ When your neighbor's down |
01:51:29 |
¶ Nobody can live in despair ¶ |
01:51:33 |
¶ Everybody, |
01:51:37 |
¶ Let freedom ring ¶ |
01:51:40 |
¶ Everybody, let's... ¶ |
01:51:41 |
¶ Let's all pitch in |
01:51:45 |
¶ Make a better world |
01:51:49 |
¶ Everybody, |
01:51:53 |
¶ Let freedom ring ¶ |
01:51:56 |
¶ Everybody, let's... ¶ |
01:51:58 |
¶ Let's all pitch in |
01:52:01 |
¶ Make a better world |
01:52:05 |
"D" tent. |
01:52:06 |
Oh, that's what we're doing... |
01:52:08 |
¶ Oh ¶ |
01:52:10 |
Y'all don't know nothing |
01:52:11 |
Watch me. Watch me. |
01:52:12 |
Come on. Come on. |
01:52:14 |
Prove yourself. |
01:52:15 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
01:52:17 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
01:52:19 |
¶ Oh ¶ |
01:52:20 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
01:52:23 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
01:52:24 |
¶ Oh ¶ |
01:52:25 |
¶ Two suits, |
01:52:28 |
¶ I got no respect |
01:52:31 |
¶ Got my shovel, |
01:52:33 |
¶ Check out the tag, |
01:52:36 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
01:52:39 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
01:52:40 |
¶ Oh ¶ |
01:52:42 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
01:52:45 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
01:52:47 |
¶ Take a bad boy, |
01:52:49 |
¶ The dirt in these shovels |
01:52:52 |
¶ Okay, you gotta find |
01:52:55 |
¶ If not, we'll just have to |
01:52:58 |
¶ Na-na na-na na-na-na-na ¶ |
01:53:00 |
¶ Na-na na-na na-na-na-na ¶ |
01:53:03 |
¶ Na-na na-na na-na-na-na ¶ |
01:53:06 |
¶ Na-na na-na ¶ |
01:53:08 |
¶ Oh ¶ |
01:53:09 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
01:53:11 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
01:53:13 |
¶ Oh ¶ |
01:53:14 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
01:53:17 |
- ¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
01:53:19 |
- ¶ You got to go ¶ |
01:53:21 |
- ¶ And dig those holes ¶ |
01:53:25 |
- ¶ You got to go ¶ |
01:53:27 |
- ¶ And dig those holes ¶ |
01:53:30 |
¶ Your eyes may blister |
01:53:33 |
¶ You want a break |
01:53:35 |
¶ Uh-huh ¶ |
01:53:38 |
¶ Uh-huh ¶ |
01:53:41 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
01:53:44 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
01:53:45 |
¶ Oh ¶ |
01:53:46 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
01:53:49 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
01:53:51 |
¶ Oh ¶ |
01:53:52 |
¶ A-R-M-P-I to the "T" ¶ |
01:53:54 |
¶ What is that you're smelling? |
01:53:57 |
¶ I don't take showers |
01:54:00 |
¶ That's all I do is dig holes, |
01:54:02 |
¶ There is no late, |
01:54:04 |
¶ There is no place to hide ¶ |
01:54:06 |
¶ So just sit and wait |
01:54:08 |
¶ You got to go |
01:54:13 |
¶ Na-na na-na na-na-na-na ¶ |
01:54:16 |
¶ Na-na na-na ¶ |
01:54:18 |
¶ Oh ¶ |
01:54:19 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
01:54:21 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
01:54:23 |
¶ Oh ¶ |
01:54:24 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
01:54:27 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
01:54:29 |
¶ Wake up in the morning |
01:54:32 |
¶ Keep digging that hole |
01:54:35 |
¶ Wake up in the morning |
01:54:37 |
¶ Keep digging that hole |
01:54:40 |
- ¶ You got to go ¶ |
01:54:42 |
- ¶ And dig those holes ¶ |
01:54:45 |
- ¶ You got to go ¶ |
01:54:48 |
- ¶ And dig those holes ¶ |
01:54:51 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it ¶ |
01:54:54 |
¶ Dig it, oh-oh-oh ¶ |
01:55:14 |
¶ The old man's been stealing ¶ |
01:55:18 |
¶ She's holding a grievance |
01:55:23 |
¶ We all keep believing ¶ |
01:55:27 |
¶ That history repeats itself |
01:55:32 |
¶ All I fear |
01:55:37 |
¶ We have to give in |
01:55:41 |
¶ Sweat in the sun |
01:55:46 |
¶ Dig deep enough |
01:55:50 |
¶ "If only, if only," |
01:55:54 |
¶ "The bark on the trees |
01:55:59 |
¶ As the wolf waits below |
01:56:03 |
¶ He cries to the moon, |
01:56:08 |
¶ Chasing the skirt |
01:56:12 |
¶ You'll make mistakes |
01:56:17 |
¶ And forever |
01:56:21 |
¶ To submission I'm beat ¶ |
01:56:23 |
¶ But there's hope beneath |
01:56:26 |
¶ Blisters and blood |
01:56:31 |
¶ You don't let it eat you |
01:56:35 |
¶ 'Cause you know |
01:56:37 |
¶ With your back to the wall ¶ |
01:56:39 |
¶ You can break metal chains ¶ |
01:56:41 |
¶ You and your friends |
01:56:44 |
¶ "If only, if only," |
01:56:48 |
¶ "The bark on the trees |
01:56:53 |
¶ As the wolf waits below |
01:56:57 |
¶ He cries to the moon, |
01:57:03 |
But if you forget to come back |
01:57:06 |
for Madame Zeroni, |
01:57:08 |
you and your family will be |