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00:01:06 I have found almost everything
00:01:10 ... to be true.
00:01:12 Shakespeare said,
00:01:16 What an extraordinary thought.
00:01:18 Personally, I have not experienced
00:01:21 ...but I'm more than willing to believe
00:01:25 I suppose I think about love
00:01:28 I'm constantly amazed by its sheer
00:01:34 It was Shakespeare who also said,
00:01:38 Now, that is something
00:01:54 For some, quite inexplicably...
00:01:58 ...Iove fades.
00:02:15 For others...
00:02:16 ...Iove is simply lost.
00:02:24 But then, of course,
00:02:30 Even if just for the night.
00:02:37 And then there's
00:02:39 The cruelest kind.
00:02:41 The one that almost kills its victims.
00:02:44 It's called unrequited love.
00:02:47 Of that, I am an expert..
00:02:51 Most love stories are about people
00:02:55 But what about the rest of us?
00:02:59 Those of us who fall in love alone.
00:03:02 We are the victims
00:03:05 We are the cursed
00:03:07 We are the unloved ones.
00:03:10 The handicapped without the
00:03:14 Yes, you are looking at one
00:03:16 And I have willingly loved...
00:03:18 ... that man for over
00:03:22 The absolute worst years of my life.
00:03:25 The worst Christmases,
00:03:27 New Year's Eves brought in
00:03:31 These years I've been in love have
00:03:35 ...all because I'm cursed by being
00:03:39 ...and will not love me back.
00:03:41 Oh, God, just the sight of him.
00:03:43 Heart. pounding, throat thickening,
00:03:47 All the usual symptoms.
00:03:50 Oh, Jasper.
00:03:52 -Don't tell me you're still...
00:03:56 What's the story with you two anyway?
00:04:00 More importantly, I was in love
00:04:02 Then you found out he was shagging
00:04:06 Which is when I stopped
00:04:09 We shouldn't be talking
00:04:11 But I always see you two together.
00:04:14 He cheated on you,
00:04:17 I was head over heels, you know?
00:04:22 -Does it look like l'm crying right now?
00:04:25 No, it just looks like it's the smoke
00:04:29 Did he ever actually tell you
00:04:32 Yes. Three, almost four times.
00:04:36 ...he said it must have been an answer
00:04:39 Which, by the way,
00:04:42 You know, lris, when you catch
00:04:47 ...you're not supposed
00:04:49 You're supposed to never
00:04:51 You're supposed to throw things
00:04:55 Not do his blooming laundry.
00:04:57 I don't do his laundry.
00:04:58 Did someone tell you
00:05:02 No, no, all we do now is...
00:05:04 ...we e-mail.
00:05:06 Not when he's with her, of course.
00:05:08 Also when he's not with her,
00:05:12 Sometimes for hours. And then
00:05:17 You know, I never realized
00:05:20 Really?
00:05:22 Oh, God. I'm so aware of it.
00:05:25 They always know just
00:05:27 He knows whenever he wants
00:05:30 Actually, he has made some small
00:05:33 He hasn't exactly come
00:05:35 Iris, did you file your story?
00:05:37 Oh, no, not yet.
00:05:42 Better go.
00:05:46 ...groom's best friend spoke...
00:05:50 ...for many guests
00:05:56 ...will open Edward's eyes...
00:05:58 ...and round out his life."
00:06:02 Okay, l've got a question for you.
00:06:09 What's it like to be the only one
00:06:11 ...while the rest of us
00:06:13 You mean what's it like
00:06:15 ...not to finish their work on time?
00:06:17 Hold on. Don't... Don't go.
00:06:20 Is it fun having a brain
00:06:23 -Shut up.
00:06:26 Probably a brilliant finish too.
00:06:28 I assure you it's not.
00:06:31 -Hi, Simpkey.
00:06:37 Your column today was fantastic.
00:06:40 God, I loved that line:
00:06:43 "The onrushing stripping of dignity
00:06:48 Great writing.
00:06:50 Hey, I got you something
00:06:53 That's convenient
00:06:59 Darling, I don't actually
00:07:02 In fact, I probably mislaid it,
00:07:05 I suspect it's somewhere in my car,
00:07:10 No. No, no, that's okay.
00:07:12 I know you're gonna look hot in it.
00:07:15 Well, let's hope you find it, then.
00:07:18 Not exactly something hot...
00:07:20 ...but happy Christmas.
00:07:25 Thank you.
00:07:29 I didn't think we'd get a chance
00:07:31 Remember last Christmas,
00:07:34 This is good.
00:07:36 We're getting better.
00:07:41 You stinker.
00:07:45 It's a first edition.
00:07:47 Where did you find it?
00:07:49 Buried in that little place we found
00:07:55 Why are you so great?
00:08:00 Everyone, can I have
00:08:03 Just a couple of minutes.
00:08:06 I hate it that we can never talk.
00:08:11 Hate it.
00:08:12 Well, first of all, a very
00:08:16 Happy Christmas.
00:08:18 Now, we're not officially closed,
00:08:22 But we are going to try
00:08:24 ...with a smaller-than-normal staff.
00:08:29 Now, before some of you
00:08:31 ...I do have one
00:08:35 Now, this affects lris.
00:08:37 -lris Simpkins, where are you?
00:08:40 -lris, I have a tip for you.
00:08:43 A wedding was privately
00:08:46 ...that I don't believe any other paper
00:08:50 And I want you to be the first to report
00:08:55 ...as it is between two of our
00:09:00 May I introduce the newly engaged
00:09:04 ...and Jasper Bloom!
00:09:08 Come on.
00:09:21 If I had known this was going
00:11:23 Amanda!
00:11:31 Amanda.
00:11:36 Look, may I just say again...
00:11:39 ...that I did not sleep with her?
00:11:41 Right, because your receptionist
00:11:45 A bunch of us were working all night.
00:11:48 Okay. Then swear on my life
00:11:52 Come on.
00:11:54 Go ahead.
00:11:55 Look, I don't wanna...
00:11:57 Your receptionist, Ethan?
00:11:59 This is why I knew we were smart
00:12:02 I told you never to get rid
00:12:04 Somewhere inside
00:12:07 First of all, can you please
00:12:09 Because I did not
00:12:11 Secondly, we've had problems
00:12:13 And I know you don't wanna deal
00:12:16 Oh, I am well aware we've
00:12:19 If I work a little bit too much,
00:12:22 But if you work too much,
00:12:25 -...it's for the sake of your music.
00:12:28 Amanda, you cut
00:12:30 You put a cutting room in the house
00:12:33 And l'm not gonna have
00:12:36 ...because I can't remember
00:12:38 Come on, nobody has time for sex.
00:12:40 That's not entirely true.
00:12:43 That's it!
00:12:46 Seriously, you have to get out.
00:12:48 Oh, God.
00:12:49 You know what I really think, Ethan?
00:12:51 -I don't think you ever really loved me.
00:12:54 You loved the idea of you and me, but
00:12:59 Look, I did the best I could.
00:13:05 I will send you your things.
00:13:09 You know you do this, right?
00:13:12 I mean, you screw up
00:13:15 It's what you do.
00:13:18 You didn't really wanna be a couple!
00:13:22 Shut up!
00:13:23 And it's hard to detect
00:13:26 ...because nobody's quite
00:13:29 So you're hard to catch at it.
00:13:31 But it always surfaces
00:13:34 -What happens?
00:13:36 Just like you knew they would.
00:13:38 Amanda, you know how I feel
00:13:42 You just don't wanna be
00:13:44 -Well, not what I "need."
00:13:45 I mean...
00:13:48 You know, I would never cheat on you,
00:13:51 Neither would l, okay?
00:13:53 Look at me. I'm down here
00:13:56 The only woman on Earth
00:13:59 ...and doesn't even shed a tear?
00:14:01 I mean,
00:14:03 Why does it bug you so much
00:14:09 Esophageal spasm.
00:14:11 Oh, God, it's a big one.
00:14:15 -No, it's okay. I'll be all right.
00:14:20 Ethan. Look, it's over.
00:14:22 You know, we might as well
00:14:25 Just tell me.
00:14:28 Did you sleep with her?
00:14:31 Just say it.
00:14:33 What's the difference at this point,
00:14:37 Just put me out of my misery.
00:14:41 -What are we doing here...?
00:14:48 Yes, okay? I slept with her.
00:14:53 I've been sleeping with her.
00:14:57 Look, this is not a proud moment
00:15:00 I mean, you should just know that.
00:15:04 Amanda!
00:15:14 Did you say, am I happy?
00:15:16 I didn't mean that. You get me nuts
00:15:19 In the world of love, Ethan...
00:15:21 ...not that l'm such a genius at it...
00:15:23 ...but in the world of love,
00:15:26 No matter what you think...
00:15:28 I know you have a very high opinion
00:15:32 -Okay.
00:15:35 -...I think you'll see that too.
00:15:37 Maybe when I stop having visions
00:15:41 ...I will see your side.
00:15:47 You gotta be...
00:15:57 Punched him in the face.
00:16:03 -ls this a bad time?
00:16:05 -l'm just flipping out a little bit.
00:16:08 God. Okay... No. I'm okay.
00:16:11 No. You know what? I'm all right.
00:16:14 Hi.
00:16:16 What's up?
00:16:18 Ben needs you.
00:16:20 Rebecca Green was just your
00:16:23 Until the father she never knew left
00:16:27 Don't scream.
00:16:29 -Your father left you something.
00:16:31 -Now you know he was interesting.
00:16:34 James Franco.
00:16:39 -Deception.
00:16:41 I didn't think one would be enough.
00:16:43 Christmas Day.
00:16:45 Amazing! It finally looks like a hit.
00:16:47 And that is why they pay you
00:16:49 I think we should go back
00:16:52 -lt's so much stronger.
00:16:54 And make "Christmas Day"
00:16:57 ...but try it in a red. Like a happy red,
00:17:00 Happy red.
00:17:04 Okay, so we're done.
00:17:07 -Great.
00:17:09 Hey, you know, let's just take off
00:17:12 -Yeah.
00:17:15 You always say that
00:17:18 I need to get out of town.
00:17:20 You know? I think I need
00:17:23 ...or whatever it is people
00:17:26 You know what I really wanna do?
00:17:28 I wanna eat carbs without
00:17:30 I wanna read a book.
00:17:36 For years, I read these reviews,
00:17:40 Did you read that article in
00:17:43 Severe stress makes women
00:17:46 ...because stress causes DNA
00:17:49 ...until they can no longer replicate.
00:17:51 So when we're stressed,
00:17:53 -This is just women, not men.
00:17:56 They used to say that...
00:17:57 ...single women over 35 were
00:18:01 ...than to get married.
00:18:03 But now our generation
00:18:06 And bonus, real terrorists
00:18:09 So the stress of it all shows up on our
00:18:13 While Ethan goes on
00:18:16 ...shtupping his
00:18:19 Oh, my God!
00:18:21 See what I mean?
00:18:23 I need a vacation.
00:18:27 Okay, where do I wanna go?
00:18:28 By myself at Christmas.
00:18:33 By myself depressed at Christmas.
00:18:37 All alone on vacation.
00:18:41 Alone, alone.
00:18:45 Totally alone.
00:19:02 Please, just give me one.
00:19:05 One tear.
00:19:15 Okay. Moving on.
00:19:19 "Worry-Free vacations."
00:19:21 Good. Where's that?
00:19:24 Bora Bora.
00:19:26 "Kayak for one?" No, thank you.
00:19:30 "vacation Rentals." I could do that.
00:19:32 Hole up in a house somewhere.
00:19:36 I like that idea.
00:19:37 "Where do you wanna go
00:19:40 "Click here and pick a country."
00:19:42 Where do they speak English?
00:19:46 "Click on a town or city."
00:19:48 Let's see. Cotswolds.
00:19:51 "Barn converted to modern house
00:19:54 Which looks exactly like the valley.
00:19:57 Surrey. "Christmas in the country."
00:20:00 "A fairy-tale English cottage
00:20:04 Snuggle up by an old stone fireplace
00:20:09 An enchanting oasis of tranquility
00:20:13 ...just 40 minutes
00:20:18 Yeah.
00:21:05 What am I doing?
00:21:13 Low point.
00:21:15 Low point.
00:21:26 "l'm interested... Renting your house.
00:21:30 I'm wondering if your house
00:21:34 Because if it is,
00:21:43 "l know it's late to be asking...
00:21:45 ...but if you're at all interested,
00:21:54 "l'm very interested, but the cottage
00:21:58 "Home exchange"? What is that?
00:22:00 "We switch houses, cars,
00:22:03 I haven't done it before,
00:22:06 Where are you?
00:22:10 Please say somewhere far away.
00:22:15 "L.A."
00:22:19 Never been there.
00:22:22 I'm lris, by the way.
00:22:25 I'm very normal.
00:22:28 Neat freak. Healthy. Non-smoker.
00:22:34 Single.
00:22:37 Hate my horrible life.
00:22:39 I'm Amanda.
00:22:42 Loner, loser and complicated wreck.
00:22:44 Hi.
00:22:46 Hi.
00:22:52 I must say...
00:22:54 ...your house looks idyllic.
00:22:56 "Just what I need." Really?
00:22:59 What does your place look like?
00:23:02 My place is nice,
00:23:23 "Are there any men in your town?"
00:23:28 Honestly?
00:23:56 "Tomorrow's perfect."
00:24:03 Okay. We are on for two weeks...
00:24:08 ...starting tomorrow.
00:24:22 Hi.
00:24:25 -Hi.
00:24:28 -Fine.
00:24:33 Sorry.
00:24:39 Oh, yes. There it is.
00:24:42 -Well, hello, dear.
00:24:45 Excuse me.
00:24:47 There we go.
00:24:50 -l'm so sorry.
00:24:51 -Did you step on her foot?
00:24:53 Oh, dear. Clumsy me.
00:26:25 Amanda Woods is proud to present
00:26:29 -She had it all;
00:26:31 The job. The house.
00:26:34 The guy.
00:26:35 This holiday season...
00:26:38 ...find out
00:27:19 This is amazing, this is amazing!
00:27:22 Oh, look at that.
00:27:53 Madam?
00:27:57 Madam?
00:28:00 -Madam?
00:28:02 -We're here.
00:28:14 This can't be it.
00:28:16 No, it's just down that lane.
00:28:18 But the thing is, l'll never be able
00:28:21 Think you can make it from here?
00:28:25 No.
00:28:47 Hey. You wouldn't happen to know
00:28:51 Go right at the bridge, and then
00:29:16 Okay.
00:29:21 I'm here!
00:29:39 Holy shit.
00:30:04 Oh, my God!
00:30:50 Okay, that'll be interesting.
00:30:59 Get in the... Get in there. Okay.
00:31:04 Cute dress.
00:31:07 Oh, suitcase.
00:31:16 Okay.
00:31:20 Now what?
00:31:24 I can do this.
00:31:26 I can drive
00:31:28 ...and the wrong side of the car.
00:31:30 Just stay focused.
00:31:32 Oh, please do not hit me!
00:31:39 Okay, I hate this.
00:31:45 Oh, God.
00:31:46 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:31:56 -Move out of the way!
00:31:58 Sorry. Stop!
00:32:01 Oh, God.
00:32:06 I need a drink.
00:32:29 Someone's having a party tonight.
00:32:33 Oh, yeah.
00:32:35 -They went to the shops.
00:32:39 Came home,
00:32:42 The end.
00:32:43 Rebecca Green
00:32:46 Until the father she never knew...
00:32:48 ...Ieft her something
00:32:50 - You happen to have two guns?
00:32:53 Deception. Christmas Day.
00:32:56 And that's why they pay me
00:33:00 And now the weather. First,
00:33:03 ...will have sleet or snow in the
00:34:55 Blinked.
00:35:38 Oh, that's intense.
00:35:46 Oh, no. "Gate"?
00:35:54 -Who was he with?
00:35:56 -The flutes. This is the best part.
00:35:59 Hello... Hello?
00:36:03 -Hello? Can you hear me?
00:36:06 No, l'm sorry.
00:36:08 I'm trying to figure out
00:36:13 very nice.
00:36:15 If you heard that, I'm sorry.
00:36:23 -Hi.
00:36:24 I'm so sorry.
00:36:27 It's okay. It was pretty funny.
00:36:30 I'm Miles. I work with Ethan.
00:36:32 Ethan?
00:36:34 -Amanda's ex.
00:36:37 Right.
00:36:38 Know when she'll be back?
00:36:40 Amanda's in England,
00:36:43 I'm staying here while she's away.
00:36:46 -You okay?
00:36:49 Yeah, something just
00:36:51 Oh, I hate that. Let me see.
00:36:53 Yep, you got something in
00:36:58 -Okay.
00:37:00 -Yeah, Santa Anas.
00:37:03 The wind. It's what makes
00:37:06 Legend has it,
00:37:09 ...all bets are off.
00:37:11 That's it. You okay?
00:37:16 Better. Thank you.
00:37:22 So you needed to...?
00:37:25 Pick up Ethan's laptop.
00:37:27 And you're his...?
00:37:29 Oh, well, l'm a film composer, too,
00:37:32 -Did you compose this? It's beautiful.
00:37:35 Yes, I did. I wrote this.
00:37:36 No, I didn't. I wish I did.
00:37:39 This is the great Ennio Morricone.
00:37:43 Would you mind
00:37:44 I just want to check this
00:37:47 Sure.
00:37:48 -l'm lris, by the way.
00:37:50 -Right.
00:37:53 I mean, just Maggie.
00:37:57 -Hello.
00:37:59 -Are you ready?
00:38:01 Okay.
00:38:04 Don't blow away.
00:38:06 I won't.
00:38:42 Anything can happen.
00:38:50 Five, six, seven, eight, nine,
00:39:40 Who is it?
00:39:41 It's me. Hurry up. It's freezing.
00:39:44 -Who are you?
00:39:47 ...or I swear l'm gonna take a leak
00:39:53 You're not lris.
00:39:56 Or if you are,
00:39:59 I'm sorry for my profanity.
00:40:01 I wasn't expecting you.
00:40:04 Well, I wasn't expecting you either.
00:40:09 Nevertheless, may I just...?
00:40:11 Yeah. Of course. Sure.
00:40:15 I'm Graham. Iris' brother.
00:40:18 Brother.
00:40:20 I'm Amanda Woods.
00:40:23 Amandawoods?
00:40:25 No. No, it's not.
00:40:28 Brother? Oh, my God.
00:40:34 So lris is... Where is...?
00:40:37 She didn't tell you?
00:40:38 She could have done...
00:40:43 ...but as previously stated...
00:40:46 ...I'm... l've just... l've been...
00:40:49 She's in Los Angeles.
00:40:52 That's not possible.
00:40:55 Well, we have that in common.
00:40:58 No, she listed this cottage on a
00:41:02 We switched houses for two weeks.
00:41:05 She's in L.A. at my house
00:41:09 -People actually do that?
00:41:12 Yeah. I mean, it seems.
00:41:16 She did ring me last night. I didn't
00:41:19 I feel awful now.
00:41:23 Would you mind if I sat?
00:41:26 Sure. Yeah. Sit.
00:41:34 You okay?
00:41:35 Yeah, l'm good.
00:41:39 Look, l'm sorry about the intrusion.
00:41:41 Although I may not appear it,
00:41:45 ...semi-respectable big brother.
00:41:48 But on the rare...
00:41:51 ...that I frequent the local pub...
00:41:54 ...and get inordinately pissed,
00:41:57 ...so I don't get behind the wheel.
00:41:59 Pathetic explanation, but unfortunately
00:42:06 So how's it going so far?
00:42:08 I mean, up until I showed up
00:42:11 Well, it's not going so great.
00:42:14 Yeah, l'm leaving tomorrow
00:42:18 When did you get here?
00:42:21 About six hours ago.
00:42:23 We've made a great impression
00:42:26 No, it's not that. It's just that...
00:42:28 You know,
00:42:30 I came here on a stupid whim.
00:42:32 Honestly, l've never thought about
00:42:36 Would you like something to drink?
00:42:38 Glass of water? Tea?
00:42:41 Wine, maybe?
00:42:43 I think there's a bottle of brandy.
00:42:49 -Sure.
00:42:52 So... I'm sorry, l've totally blanked
00:42:56 Amanda.
00:42:58 So, Amanda...
00:43:00 ...you're not married, are you?
00:43:02 Why? Do I look not married?
00:43:04 No. It was just a backwards way
00:43:08 No, not at all.
00:43:12 I don't know what that means.
00:43:15 I mean, no, l'm not married.
00:43:20 Me neither.
00:43:24 -Cheers.
00:43:35 So is it horrible if I stay?
00:43:36 I'll be gone
00:43:39 I promise you will never
00:43:43 Of... No, that's fine. Sure.
00:43:46 -Thank you.
00:43:49 In the cupboard,
00:43:53 So why is it you aren't
00:43:59 Well, I just broke up with someone.
00:44:03 Yesterday.
00:44:05 And I guess
00:44:07 ...was that I didn't wanna be alone
00:44:09 I thought that
00:44:11 ...I wouldn't realize I was alone.
00:44:13 Then I got here
00:44:16 Big surprise.
00:44:18 Bet you're glad you knocked
00:44:20 I am, actually.
00:44:24 Yeah, well...
00:44:27 Sorry and good night.
00:44:31 Sweet dreams.
00:44:39 Do you think you could...?
00:44:42 Would you mind...
00:44:45 ...trying that again?
00:44:59 Bad?
00:45:03 Weird.
00:45:07 Kissing a total stranger.
00:45:09 Really? I do it all the time.
00:45:14 Let me try this.
00:45:27 Maybe if I closed my eyes.
00:45:47 You know, given that
00:45:51 ...and I find myself
00:45:55 ...in a town that I can't
00:45:57 ...and considering
00:46:00 ...and you're, like,
00:46:03 ...and really drunk and probably
00:46:07 ...I'm thinking...
00:46:10 ...we should have sex.
00:46:13 If you want.
00:46:16 Is that a trick question?
00:46:19 I'm actually serious.
00:46:22 And not that it matters, but l've never
00:46:26 It's just that this whole...
00:46:28 ...knowing-l'll-never-see-you-again
00:46:32 I mean, this is what a vacation's
00:46:34 You're supposed to vacate life,
00:46:38 ...definitely unexpected.
00:46:40 This all sounded wonderful
00:46:44 And you're funny,
00:46:46 Yeah? Never meet me
00:46:48 Deal.
00:46:55 Oh, also, I should warn you.
00:46:58 I'm not very good at this.
00:47:01 "This" being...?
00:47:03 -Sex.
00:47:06 Nevertheless, the guy that I lived with
00:47:10 ...and a girl does not forget
00:47:24 I mean, how bad could I be?
00:47:26 Sex is pretty basic, right? Am l
00:47:30 Strangely, not at all.
00:47:32 How do you feel about foreplay?
00:47:35 I think it's overrated.
00:47:37 Significantly overrated.
00:47:41 You are quickly becoming one of
00:47:56 Look at you.
00:47:58 You're already better than you think.
00:48:16 -Good morning.
00:48:18 I lost my contacts
00:48:26 -Much better.
00:48:29 Can I help you with that?
00:48:30 I should know how to do this.
00:48:37 You're supposed to
00:48:49 -So, Amanda, I just really...
00:48:52 ...Iisten, you don't have to worry
00:48:57 Okay.
00:48:59 I mean, it was great
00:49:04 Definitely. Also, for the record,
00:49:09 ...extremely mistaken about you.
00:49:12 Well, yeah, you were drunk.
00:49:14 -Not that drunk.
00:49:17 Oh, that's mine.
00:49:19 Sophie. I'm sorry,
00:49:23 I'll call her back.
00:49:30 Coffee cups.
00:49:34 -Here.
00:49:38 You don't want one?
00:49:39 I should probably be going.
00:49:44 Oh, yeah. You know, I gotta get going
00:49:48 So listen.
00:49:51 I know you're leaving
00:49:54 ...in getting involved,
00:49:57 ...things in my life
00:50:00 ...and even if you were staying,
00:50:03 -...you wouldn't...
00:50:06 Look, l'm sort of a mess
00:50:09 And anyway, I mean,
00:50:14 Well, I wouldn't exactly say that...
00:50:16 ...but I just want to assure you,
00:50:21 -l'm...
00:50:25 No need to go on. Right.
00:50:26 Well, I just want to be sure
00:50:31 ...I find I tend to hurt women
00:50:36 I'm not going
00:50:40 Okay. Nicely put. Thank you.
00:50:42 No, it's just that I know myself.
00:50:47 Not like the way other people do.
00:50:50 How's that for something to admit?
00:50:53 Well, like I said,
00:50:57 I'm gonna try to see that
00:51:00 You should. Absolutely.
00:51:07 Right.
00:51:10 Okay, then. Well...
00:51:13 Utter honesty. very refreshing.
00:51:16 Well, you probably
00:51:20 ...because even if you wanted to,
00:51:23 ...I have the classic
00:51:26 Absolutely never remember
00:51:32 But since this wasn't a date
00:51:37 Exactly.
00:51:41 But what if I wanted to call you?
00:51:46 Right. Sorry. Apparently not
00:51:51 Well, if your flight's canceled
00:51:54 ...you change your mind, l'm having
00:51:57 ...at the pub tonight.
00:52:01 And...
00:52:03 ...if not, then, well...
00:52:10 ...you're lovely.
00:52:16 So are you.
00:52:27 Attention passengers,
00:52:32 ...for British Airways flight 42.
00:52:42 Amanda wasn't looking for love...
00:52:45 ...but that doesn't mean
00:52:49 Well, ma'am, you're good to go.
00:52:52 Thank you.
00:53:20 Thank you, Amanda.
00:53:45 Hello?
00:53:46 Where am I finding you?
00:53:50 Jasper.
00:53:51 Is it okay that I'm calling you?
00:53:56 I suppose so.
00:53:59 How are you?
00:54:00 Could we start.
00:54:04 What's wrong?
00:54:06 I'm having some real problems
00:54:10 I can use some Iris.
00:54:14 Would it be awful
00:54:16 Just tell me if it is.
00:54:19 I know that you're the only one
00:54:23 No. Well... I mean...
00:54:27 ...if you need me.
00:54:28 Well, you know
00:54:33 So, Simpkey, have you put on
00:54:37 You know,
00:54:40 How do you remember
00:54:43 I remember everything.
00:54:46 Do you?
00:54:49 You know, just the other day,
00:54:53 Darling, I've just arrived
00:54:55 I'm meeting some friends for drinks.
00:54:57 -Okay.
00:55:00 Bloody cold in here.
00:55:02 Okay, I'm sending you
00:55:04 Look for them, will you?
00:55:09 Okay.
00:55:29 Graham?
00:56:02 Oh, no, is he lost?
00:56:17 Excuse me.
00:56:20 Hello. Can I offer you a lift home?
00:56:24 Why? You know where I live?
00:56:27 I believe I do, yes.
00:56:29 Good. Then that makes one of us.
00:56:35 Your house is lovely.
00:56:37 I've lived here 47 years.
00:56:39 Back then, there were only
00:56:43 Every year,
00:56:45 ...not that I blame them.
00:56:47 They weren't that great
00:56:51 But that's how I got confused.
00:56:57 That would be confusing.
00:57:00 What part of England are you from?
00:57:04 -Surrey.
00:57:08 That's right, he was.
00:57:11 -How did you know that?
00:57:14 Well, I thank you very much,
00:57:21 Let me help you with that.
00:57:24 Okay.
00:57:25 I... Thank you.
00:57:28 There you go.
00:57:30 Well, this was some meet-cute.
00:57:33 -Sorry?
00:57:36 ...in a movie.
00:57:38 Say a man and a woman...
00:57:41 ...both need something to sleep in.
00:57:44 And they both go
00:57:47 -Right.
00:57:51 "l just need bottoms."
00:57:55 They look at each other,
00:57:59 Oh, I see.
00:58:01 Of course, this isn't
00:58:05 So you're in the film business?
00:58:08 Was. Yes, yes, I was.
00:58:13 I was a writer.
00:58:22 I could be here till tomorrow.
00:58:24 Oh, here.
00:58:26 Let me.
00:58:34 Thank you.
00:59:07 Oh, my God.
00:59:26 Well, goodbye, then.
00:59:29 I enjoyed our meet-cute.
00:59:32 Well, thank you.
00:59:34 It's a pleasure. Absolutely.
00:59:44 You know, I hope you
00:59:48 ...but l've just arrived here,
00:59:51 And I was thinking of going out
00:59:54 Well, if you're not busy,
00:59:58 Busy? Honey,
01:00:06 I learned everything
01:00:09 -Best job I ever had.
01:00:12 That was your first job
01:00:14 Louis B. Mayer's office boy?
01:00:17 Actually, my first job
01:00:21 That's how I met Mayer. I delivered
01:00:27 When I walked in, all the girls
01:00:30 Their office boy didn't show up.
01:00:33 I volunteered for the job.
01:00:38 I was 17 years old.
01:00:42 So was Hollywood really as great
01:00:46 It was better.
01:00:51 You know what l've been
01:00:53 What? Why l'm bothering you
01:00:58 I'm wondering
01:01:01 ...would go to a stranger's house
01:01:05 ...and on top of that, spend Saturday
01:01:09 Well, I...
01:01:11 I just wanted to get away
01:01:19 Well, not all the people.
01:01:23 One person.
01:01:25 I wanted to get away from one guy.
01:01:30 An ex-boyfriend who just got engaged
01:01:36 -Sorry.
01:01:38 As a matter of fact, he is.
01:01:44 -How did you know?
01:01:46 This is not a hard one to figure out.
01:01:48 Iris, in the movies
01:01:53 ...and we have the best friend.
01:01:55 You, I can tell, are a leading lady.
01:01:58 But for some reason,
01:02:02 You're so right.
01:02:04 You're supposed to be the leading
01:02:09 Arthur, l've been going
01:02:14 And she's never explained
01:02:19 That was brilliant.
01:02:22 Brutal, but brilliant.
01:02:25 Thank you.
01:02:36 I haven't had that much to drink in...
01:02:40 What am I saying?
01:02:42 -l've never had that much to drink.
01:02:47 Okay, the last thing I remember
01:02:56 -I had nothing to do with that.
01:02:59 -I was.
01:03:04 Did we...? I mean, did we...?
01:03:09 -We didn't?
01:03:11 Oh, thank God.
01:03:13 I mean, not "thank God,"
01:03:18 Because I didn't remember...
01:03:21 So why didn't we...?
01:03:25 Call me old-fashioned...
01:03:27 ...but one doesn't have sex
01:03:30 Unconscious? Oh, God.
01:03:33 That must have been
01:03:36 Why did you stay?
01:03:39 Because you asked me to.
01:03:41 I did, didn't l?
01:03:46 Did I beg at one point?
01:03:52 From the moment I met you,
01:03:56 Oh, yes.
01:03:58 And I am deeply sorry about that.
01:04:03 ...other than I must be
01:04:08 Olivia. Sorry, I didn't mean to look.
01:04:12 -Again.
01:04:16 Hello. Hi.
01:04:33 I can't. I can't today.
01:04:38 Sophie, Olivia, Amanda.
01:04:43 Busy guy.
01:04:58 -I think we should go into town.
01:05:01 I think you should get dressed.
01:05:03 We should take a drive, get some
01:05:07 Really? Why?
01:05:10 Because l'm running out of reasons
01:05:13 Aren't you?
01:05:46 -So you're a book editor.
01:05:48 -What kind of an editor are you?
01:05:52 No. What I meant was,
01:05:55 The better the writer,
01:05:57 -And what'd you study in school?
01:06:00 And did you always know
01:06:03 Okay, my palms
01:06:06 I feel like l'm on a job interview.
01:06:08 Do you, by any chance,
01:06:10 -Sorry. I'm interrogating you.
01:06:13 I haven't been on a first date
01:06:18 Well, since we've already had sex
01:06:21 ...maybe we can bend
01:06:24 Why are you blushing?
01:06:26 I didn't realize I was.
01:06:30 Okay. I'm gonna try to be myself.
01:06:36 What was the question? Oh, I know.
01:06:38 -Did I always want to be a book editor?
01:06:41 The answer is yes.
01:06:43 My dad's a writer
01:06:45 My mum was...
01:06:47 Is, to this day, a very important editor
01:06:50 Okay. I believe my time is up.
01:06:54 Really?
01:06:56 -Deep breath.
01:06:59 -All right?
01:07:01 Well, like I said the other night...
01:07:03 ...I own a company
01:07:06 I didn't realize
01:07:08 Probably because
01:07:09 But now that I know you were raised
01:07:13 ...I can say it,
01:07:15 No, no.
01:07:18 Well, "a little"
01:07:22 -Yeah.
01:07:25 Okay, l'll say it fast.
01:07:29 My parents broke up when I was 15.
01:07:32 I'm an only child, and I...
01:07:36 You know, we were really close.
01:07:37 We used to call ourselves
01:07:41 And one night after dinner,
01:07:45 ...and told me that
01:07:48 I thought they were kidding.
01:07:51 And then I saw a suitcase out of
01:07:56 And my dad moved out that night.
01:08:00 I think I cried myself to sleep
01:08:04 Anyway, a long time.
01:08:07 And then I realized
01:08:11 And, well, I got through it
01:08:17 I also haven't thought of
01:08:22 And that's my tragic little story.
01:08:24 -Let's order.
01:08:26 You haven't cried
01:08:28 I know it must mean something awful.
01:08:32 You know, I try, but... Believe me.
01:08:36 But can we talk about you
01:08:39 Okay. Yes. Absolutely. Okay.
01:08:43 -You do not.
01:08:45 More than any woman
01:08:47 You don't have to be this nice.
01:08:50 -lt happens to be the truth.
01:08:52 A good book, a great film,
01:08:56 -Shut up.
01:08:59 I am.
01:09:56 -This was such a great afternoon.
01:09:59 You know, you don't have
01:10:04 You can just say
01:10:06 No, it's not that. I just... No...
01:10:09 I'm just tired.
01:10:12 -lt's not that.
01:10:16 Graham, l'm leaving in nine days.
01:10:20 And that makes this complicated.
01:10:22 And l'm not sure I can handle
01:10:29 Okay.
01:10:42 And that doesn't make things
01:10:46 Sex makes everything complicated.
01:10:48 Even when you don't have it, the not
01:10:52 Which is why it's usually better
01:11:01 Well, l'm off to work in the morning.
01:11:04 I promise I won't be drunkenly
01:11:08 We'll see each other, okay?
01:11:12 -Good.
01:11:24 Oh, it's freezing.
01:11:44 -Hi.
01:11:47 -Bad timing?
01:11:50 -How's it going?
01:11:53 This FedEx was leaning
01:11:55 From a little town
01:12:00 Friend of mine's writing a book,
01:12:06 ...notes sometimes.
01:12:11 -You have company?
01:12:16 Did you join a temple
01:12:18 No. My neighbor knew
01:12:21 So he wanted to introduce me
01:12:24 And somehow it turned into
01:12:27 Do you wanna come in for a sec?
01:12:29 All right. Yeah.
01:12:33 Smells good.
01:12:34 I just have to say, this is one of
01:12:38 Hear, hear.
01:12:39 I've had too much of the Manischewitz.
01:12:43 We are cutting you off.
01:12:46 I take this very seriously,
01:12:49 He amazes me.
01:12:51 Don't listen to them. They're nuts.
01:12:53 Okay, so you're telling me
01:12:57 Never. I married very young.
01:13:00 Yes, only because
01:13:02 He had to take her off the market.
01:13:04 -That's the truth.
01:13:08 She had the greatest laugh.
01:13:10 What did he say?
01:13:14 Greatest laugh.
01:13:17 Although her ass
01:13:20 She had real gumption.
01:13:26 What about you, Miles?
01:13:29 No, gents, sadly I am not. I'm just
01:13:35 Actually, l've been dating a beautiful
01:13:40 I do not know what she sees in me,
01:13:44 Oh, she's an actress?
01:13:47 -Anything we would have seen?
01:13:50 And where is she tonight?
01:13:52 Look, he's half-dead,
01:13:55 Well, I mean, that made me curious.
01:14:00 She's on location in New Mexico.
01:14:05 Sorry she couldn't be here.
01:14:09 Her loss is our gain.
01:14:11 -Thank you, Arthur.
01:14:13 ...I think we should leave these young
01:14:20 Okay, Norman,
01:14:22 -I got your cell, l'll be in touch.
01:14:30 This was an amazing night.
01:14:33 Arthur Abbott is maybe the last
01:14:36 ...from that generation. Thanks.
01:14:38 There are, like, famous things we say
01:14:41 I know. He told me
01:14:44 ...but that he added the "kid"
01:14:48 Hello! Which totally makes the line.
01:14:51 "Here's looking at you, llsa."
01:14:54 Doesn't quite have that ring.
01:14:56 He's so modest. He gave me this long
01:15:01 None were written by him,
01:15:02 I saw a couple today.
01:15:05 Maybe we can see one together.
01:15:07 -That would be great.
01:15:11 Then l'll definitely call you.
01:15:14 The brisket was great. And those
01:15:18 Delectable. It was really fun
01:15:22 Okay. I'm sorry.
01:15:25 ...and then linger a long time
01:15:27 -No problem.
01:15:33 It is officially crazy weather.
01:15:40 Don't blow away.
01:16:00 "l'm not sure
01:16:02 Oh, God, I can be such a jerk.
01:16:05 -Amanda Woods.
01:16:08 She pushed every guy away,
01:16:12 It's not, "Will she ever change" but,
01:16:54 -Surprise.
01:16:57 Hi. So I was home doing nothing
01:17:01 ...and I realized that a little
01:17:04 And then I thought,
01:17:08 And also, I wanted to apologize.
01:17:09 I am sorry I didn't
01:17:12 I don't know what that
01:17:15 ...but whatever it was,
01:17:21 Oh, my God. You're,
01:17:26 No, l'm not, actually.
01:17:29 -l'm sorry.
01:17:30 I shouldn't have just...
01:17:33 Okay, seriously,
01:17:37 This is just me, like, being stupid.
01:17:41 Who is it, Daddy?
01:17:45 -"Daddy"?
01:17:47 I am Daddy.
01:17:52 Amanda, this is my
01:17:54 Soph, this is my friend Amanda.
01:17:56 -Hi.
01:18:02 I'm fine, thank you. How are you?
01:18:05 very well, thank you.
01:18:08 Oh, no, I just...
01:18:10 Hi.
01:18:12 Come here.
01:18:14 Daddy, who is this?
01:18:17 This is Amanda. And, Amanda,
01:18:27 Sophie and Olivia.
01:18:30 Dad.
01:18:31 -Dad.
01:18:35 Come in.
01:18:39 Okay.
01:18:47 Daddy, can we still have
01:18:50 -Yes.
01:18:52 Yes.
01:19:04 Dad, take her coat.
01:19:07 -Yes. May l, may l...?
01:19:11 Are you married? Tell me fast.
01:19:14 -No.
01:19:19 I know. I'm a tad overdressed.
01:19:21 You look like my Barbie.
01:19:27 -Thanks.
01:19:30 Yes. Except for l'm sorry
01:19:42 I apologize for not
01:19:45 You're D-l-v-O-R-C-E-D?
01:19:50 W-l-D-O-W-E-R.
01:19:54 Two years ago.
01:20:00 Amanda, are you by any chance
01:20:06 As a matter of fact, l'm...
01:20:10 ...totally into it.
01:20:12 -Here we go, Olivia. Olivia...
01:20:15 ...blow on it. It's hot.
01:20:18 You too, Soph.
01:20:20 She has more marshmallows
01:20:22 No, she doesn't.
01:20:25 -You have five too.
01:20:27 One, two, three, four, five.
01:20:35 What? Do I have something
01:20:38 Just look! There.
01:20:42 -Oh, hello.
01:20:44 -Hello.
01:20:49 Thank you.
01:20:51 Excellent timing.
01:20:53 Dad, do Mr. Napkin Head.
01:20:56 -No. No, no, no. No Mr. Napkin Head.
01:20:59 -Do it. Do it. Please.
01:21:03 Please? Okay, l'll do it quickly.
01:21:06 -Oh, well, thank you for that.
01:21:09 All right.
01:21:11 Amanda, can I borrow
01:21:14 Yes.
01:21:16 Your glasses.
01:21:18 Pass me those when I need them.
01:21:19 Amanda, you're gonna love this.
01:21:22 It's so funny. I mean, you'll fall
01:21:27 Hello.
01:21:31 Hello, my name is Mr. Napkin Head.
01:21:35 -Hello, children.
01:21:37 -Amanda.
01:21:40 -Amanda.
01:21:44 Now smoke!
01:21:48 Go on.
01:21:54 Smoking's really bad for you.
01:21:58 Amanda, guess what.
01:22:00 We have a tent in our playroom.
01:22:03 No, no, no. Amanda...
01:22:05 ...will not crawl into your tent.
01:22:09 You don't like tents?
01:22:22 Okay, this is seriously cool.
01:22:24 Come inside.
01:22:30 -Lie down.
01:22:31 Here, Amanda.
01:22:34 -Thank you.
01:22:36 Can you please
01:22:38 -Lie down, please, next to me.
01:22:47 very nice.
01:22:50 Excuse me.
01:22:55 This is an exceptionally great tent.
01:22:58 It's got something, hasn't it?
01:23:00 -lt's cozy.
01:23:03 Who cut out
01:23:06 -We did.
01:23:20 Amanda?
01:23:22 -Yes?
01:23:24 Do l?
01:23:26 Yes. I love perfume,
01:23:31 Because you already smell so good.
01:23:34 -So do you, by the way.
01:23:37 -But l'm older, so I guess l'm allowed.
01:23:41 I like your eye shadow.
01:23:43 Thank you.
01:23:45 -And your lipstick.
01:23:48 -lt's new.
01:23:51 I think it's called Berry Kiss.
01:23:55 very Berry Kiss it is.
01:23:59 Berry Kiss.
01:24:02 Let's see? It looks good on you.
01:24:05 Amanda?
01:24:08 You know, if you wanted to sleep over,
01:24:11 We could push our beds together.
01:24:14 Sorry.
01:24:17 That's so sweet of you
01:24:19 ...but maybe another time.
01:24:23 Yes.
01:24:27 Good girl.
01:24:33 We never have grownups here
01:24:36 I know.
01:24:38 I really like it.
01:24:40 Me too.
01:25:02 I can't imagine anyone being
01:25:07 They're really great, Graham.
01:25:09 Sophie's unfortunately taken
01:25:12 She's brilliant, but I hate it
01:25:15 And Olivia's...
01:25:17 ...gonna be a real ball-buster.
01:25:20 Which, I must admit,
01:25:24 I'm trying to figure out
01:25:28 Because I just don't usually
01:25:31 But it's just a little confusing...
01:25:33 ...because you're the one
01:25:36 ...to get to know one another.
01:25:38 When you put it that way,
01:25:41 I have no defense. Except that until
01:25:46 ...it's easier for me to
01:25:48 Because it's way too complicated
01:25:53 I'm a full-time dad.
01:25:55 I'm a working parent.
01:25:58 I'm a guy who reads parenting books
01:26:03 I spend my weekends buying tutus.
01:26:06 I'm Mr. Napkin Head!
01:26:08 I'm on some kind of
01:26:13 ...to compartmentalize my life.
01:26:18 This past weekend, the children
01:26:21 And when they're gone,
01:26:24 ...who doesn't have hot chocolate
01:26:28 I have no idea how to date
01:26:32 And I suppose there's...
01:26:35 ...the possibility l'm afraid
01:26:38 ...might do to who we are...
01:26:40 ...and how we get from
01:26:48 Yeah.
01:26:50 I guess since I am
01:26:54 I sort of get you not telling me.
01:26:57 -Sort of.
01:27:01 ...to introduce them to someone
01:27:09 Right.
01:27:11 Because l'm just someone you had
01:27:16 I thought I was just someone you had
01:27:20 Oh, man.
01:27:24 I think we just went
01:27:27 Right. I'm a book editor
01:27:32 ...beautiful...
01:27:34 ...movie trailer-maker from L.A.
01:27:38 We're worlds apart.
01:27:41 I have a cow in the back yard.
01:27:43 -You have a cow?
01:27:45 I sew and I have a cow.
01:27:48 How's that for hard to relate to?
01:27:55 Pretty up there.
01:27:58 Exactly.
01:28:13 -Morning, Jesus.
01:28:15 -Santa Anas?
01:28:17 -Hi, Marta.
01:28:23 Hi there.
01:28:25 Hello!
01:28:28 Good morning.
01:28:30 I counted.
01:28:31 Nine movies are opening today.
01:28:34 I remember when nine movies
01:28:37 Now a picture has to make a killing
01:28:43 This is supposed to be conducive
01:28:46 Arthur, have you always
01:28:49 Well, I may have slowed down
01:28:53 You've gotta fight the fight, kid.
01:28:56 Okay, your mail.
01:28:58 Gas company, phone bill.
01:29:01 And a letter from the
01:29:07 Are you watching the movies
01:29:10 Yes! Love them.
01:29:14 -Gumption.
01:29:18 Arthur, don't you want to open that
01:29:21 No. They keep writing me
01:29:24 But it might be important.
01:29:25 It's not. They want to arrange
01:29:30 A night with me.
01:29:32 I don't know. It sounds God-awful.
01:29:34 What are you talking about?
01:29:37 Would you like to walk out on a stage,
01:29:43 ...and see 11 schnooks
01:29:46 They can forget it.
01:29:48 I ain't falling for this.
01:29:50 So now, what's up?
01:29:54 May l?
01:30:01 "An Evening With Arthur Abbott."
01:30:05 "Dear Mr. Abbott... ...several
01:30:09 "We have not yet received
01:30:13 This special night
01:30:15 ...Iifetime screenwriting achievement
01:30:20 Congratulations on this
01:30:23 Arthur, this is a big deal.
01:30:25 You know, and they want
01:30:28 Listen, I reckon
01:30:32 ...you could walk out on your own.
01:30:34 And, you know,
01:30:36 As, like, your date or something.
01:30:40 I would take you proudly,
01:30:44 Anyway, how would you propose
01:30:50 Easy.
01:30:52 You're doing really well.
01:30:55 Nearly there. Nearly there.
01:30:59 Bravo! Here we go,
01:31:08 -You okay?
01:31:10 -You sure?
01:31:34 -Hello?
01:31:36 -Oh, my God. Hi.
01:31:38 Great. I met a really nice guy.
01:31:40 See? And you said you'd never.
01:31:42 He's really cute. I feel great
01:31:45 ...which is an entirely new experience.
01:31:49 -Come on.
01:31:51 Or Amanda's next-door neighbor.
01:31:55 -Yeah. I have, actually.
01:31:59 Can you hold for a sec? Hold on.
01:32:02 -Sure.
01:32:04 -lris, hi, it's Amanda.
01:32:08 -Everything's great. How are you?
01:32:11 Can you hold for a sec?
01:32:13 -Graham?
01:32:16 -Yes, we did meet. How is he?
01:32:19 -Can you just hold on for a sec?
01:32:21 -Okay. Hi, sorry. That was Amanda.
01:32:25 -How is she doing?
01:32:28 -And what did you say?
01:32:30 -Can I call you back?
01:32:33 -Really?
01:32:36 Okay. My brother wants to know
01:32:39 Can you tell him l'm good and that
01:32:43 -What's he been up to? Did he say?
01:32:46 -Do you want me to ask him?
01:32:50 Okay. Hold, please.
01:32:53 I can't believe that you have had sex
01:32:58 He told you that?
01:32:59 -Oh, my God!
01:33:02 Oh, my God. I thought I was talking
01:33:05 I'm terribly sorry.
01:33:08 I can't believe you
01:33:10 The one thing she asked me was,
01:33:13 I assured her that there were not.
01:33:15 Then you meet her and immediately
01:33:19 Still me.
01:33:21 Bollocks! I must have lost him.
01:33:24 Amanda, I am so sorry.
01:33:28 Can I call you back?
01:33:30 -Sure.
01:33:34 Yes, hello.
01:33:38 It's Miles. Am I in trouble?
01:33:40 Oh, Miles. Hi.
01:33:43 What are you up to
01:33:44 Not much. But in a little bit...
01:33:47 ...I'm gonna go to the video shop
01:33:50 Do you want some company?
01:33:53 Love some.
01:33:56 Hey, I got you the best drink
01:34:00 ...if you liked a little dollop
01:34:03 ...so I got both and you can have
01:34:06 -Say, you look great, by the way.
01:34:08 -Really great.
01:34:11 I've been working out with Arthur.
01:34:13 -What?
01:34:15 I'm sure it's an awesome workout.
01:34:19 Okay, well, the workout's
01:34:22 Stop laughing!
01:34:23 -The conversation is truly fantastic.
01:34:28 Now let me ask you.
01:34:32 Chariots of Fire. Loved it.
01:34:40 Such a great score by vangelis.
01:34:42 He took electronic scores to a new
01:34:46 I'm gonna test you on this later.
01:34:49 Hans. very unexpected.
01:34:58 Sassy! Love it.
01:35:00 -ls this a bad game?
01:35:02 -Okay.
01:35:04 Sometimes I get self-conscious
01:35:09 And:
01:35:12 Are you embarrassed
01:35:19 Okay. It's not a library.
01:35:25 Two notes and you've got a villain.
01:35:28 I don't know what to say about it.
01:35:35 I bet you didn't know that was all
01:35:38 -I did know that one.
01:35:40 Oh, my God. Okay, this one?
01:35:44 The Mission.
01:35:46 It just comes from
01:35:50 I can't even... Just promise me
01:35:54 -Renting.
01:35:56 It changed my world.
01:36:05 What?
01:36:11 Maggie!
01:36:28 -Why do I always fall for the bad girl?
01:36:33 I knew she wasn't good.
01:36:36 Do you have anything
01:36:40 Thank you. Let me rephrase this:
01:36:46 Why am I attracted to a person
01:36:51 I happen to know the answer to this.
01:36:55 She does something that tells you
01:36:58 Every time she comes through and
01:37:01 ...and you lose that argument
01:37:06 Exactly.
01:37:08 And on top of that,
01:37:10 "l can't believe a girl like that
01:37:14 You know what she said
01:37:16 She finished in Santa Fe
01:37:18 ...and has been staying with
01:37:21 Which means she's been
01:37:23 When I spoke to her this morning
01:37:26 "l'm looking out my window
01:37:28 She was in Santa Monica.
01:37:31 What did she do,
01:37:33 That must have made them
01:37:35 And in the meantime, I sent her
01:37:39 I stood in line at FedEx
01:37:44 Classic, right?
01:37:47 I don't wanna ruin your Christmas Eve.
01:37:51 It's okay.
01:37:53 I like the company.
01:38:00 So how about some food?
01:38:01 Shall I make us
01:38:04 -Sure.
01:38:07 I know it's hard to believe people
01:38:13 But I actually know how you feel.
01:38:17 You see...
01:38:20 ...I was...
01:38:22 ...seeing someone back in London.
01:38:26 We worked for
01:38:28 And then I found out that he was
01:38:33 ...from the Circulation Department
01:38:37 It turned out that he wasn't
01:38:42 What l'm trying to say is...
01:38:46 ...I understand feeling
01:38:50 ...as humanly possible.
01:38:52 How it can actually ache in places that
01:38:58 It doesn't matter how many
01:39:01 ...or gyms you join...
01:39:03 ...or how many glasses of chardonnay
01:39:06 You still go to bed every night
01:39:10 ...and wonder what you did wrong
01:39:17 And how in the hell,
01:39:19 ...you could think that you were
01:39:22 And sometimes you can
01:39:24 ...that he'll see the light
01:39:30 And after all that...
01:39:32 ...however long "all that" may be...
01:39:36 ...you'll go somewhere new.
01:39:39 And you'll meet people who make you
01:39:43 And little pieces of your soul
01:39:48 And all that fuzzy stuff...
01:39:52 ...those years of your life
01:39:59 ...that will eventually begin to fade.
01:40:04 Well, fuck.
01:40:06 You need this more than I do.
01:40:11 That's what you're doing here?
01:40:14 Yeah.
01:40:16 This is me in good shape.
01:40:18 Is this the guy who sent you pages
01:40:21 Yeah.
01:40:24 He needs me.
01:40:25 So he stays in touch?
01:40:27 All the time.
01:40:30 That makes it impossible to forget,
01:40:35 You see how great your life is
01:40:38 Okay, let's go.
01:40:42 It is Christmas Eve, and we
01:40:45 ...gonna make ourselves a little fire,
01:40:48 ...and we are gonna celebrate
01:40:54 You with me, Simpkins?
01:40:57 Miles.
01:41:00 You really are
01:41:03 I know.
01:41:05 That's always been my problem.
01:42:23 Hi.
01:42:41 Okay, here it is.
01:42:44 Arthur's theme.
01:42:46 -l'm serious.
01:42:48 I'm making him a CD of this tune.
01:42:51 ...it should give him the confidence
01:42:53 -Okay?
01:42:55 Here we go.
01:43:00 Did I steal this?
01:43:02 -John Williams.
01:43:06 -Okay, this is it for real.
01:43:07 -Here we go.
01:43:10 A little Arthur and the knights.
01:43:17 Right? It's cheeky.
01:43:20 It sounds like him.
01:43:27 I also wrote one
01:43:31 You did?
01:43:34 Iris, if you were a melody.
01:43:44 I used only the good notes.
01:43:59 Iris lives next door
01:44:03 To Art.hur
01:44:08 -And also a doodle-ee-doo
01:44:11 -A scroodle-ee-doo? I didn't know that.
01:44:14 -And froodle-ee-doo
01:44:16 We both said "froodle-ee."
01:44:18 I'm impressed.
01:44:19 You are a prodigy.
01:44:21 A "doodle" prodigy.
01:44:22 Swoodle-ee-doo
01:44:38 So you're totally great.
01:44:43 Yeah.
01:44:45 This is a bitch.
01:44:49 Well, you must come to London
01:44:53 London?
01:44:55 Never.
01:44:57 New York?
01:45:00 Not really, but that's easier.
01:45:03 Rarely.
01:45:05 Long-distance relationships
01:45:08 Really? I can't make one work...
01:45:10 ...when I live in the same house
01:45:12 So this could be
01:45:17 Oh, man.
01:45:22 Okay.
01:45:25 Let's say we just make this happen.
01:45:26 We commit to flying back and forth
01:45:29 Yes! It's doable, definitely.
01:45:31 And then let's say
01:45:35 Like, I can't constantly
01:45:37 ...or the girls can't deal with you
01:45:40 And we start to feel the tension.
01:45:43 ...so we start fighting because
01:45:47 And then, after a long, tearful...
01:45:49 At your end. ...phone call...
01:45:51 -...we just... We say goodbye.
01:45:53 That'll be it, for real. It's not like
01:45:57 And then what's left?
01:46:00 ...feeling totally mashed up
01:46:10 Or...
01:46:12 Thank you.
01:46:17 Or maybe we should just...
01:46:19 ...realize that what we've had these
01:46:24 And maybe it won't
01:46:26 Maybe we're trying to figure
01:46:29 ...because it makes us
01:46:31 Maybe the fact
01:46:33 ...makes this far more exciting
01:46:38 Maybe.
01:46:40 You are, seriously,
01:46:44 I know.
01:46:48 I have another scenario for you.
01:46:50 -Good.
01:46:59 I apologize for the blunt delivery.
01:47:02 But as problematical as this...
01:47:05 ...fact may be, I am in love.
01:47:09 With you.
01:47:12 I'm not feeling this
01:47:14 And not because it feels good
01:47:16 Which, by the way, it does...
01:47:20 I can't figure out
01:47:22 I just know I love you.
01:47:26 Can't believe how many times
01:47:28 And I never thought l'd feel this way
01:47:32 And I realize I come
01:47:36 Three for the price of one. And my...
01:47:39 ...package, perhaps in the light of day,
01:47:43 ...but I finally know what I want,
01:47:50 And what I want...
01:47:52 ...is you.
01:48:04 I wasn't expecting "l love you."
01:48:14 Can you not look at me like that?
01:48:17 I'm trying to find
01:48:24 I think if the obvious response...
01:48:26 ...doesn't immediately
01:48:30 ...just...
01:48:33 We should just...
01:48:35 ...talk about something else.
01:48:37 Like, possibly,
01:48:41 I do recall you promising me
01:48:46 Must pay better attention.
01:48:48 I've never met a guy
01:48:52 But could you just for now...
01:48:54 ...be quiet?
01:48:56 Please?
01:49:14 How many of his movies
01:49:16 About 15. I love it.
01:49:18 I don't know how l've never seen
01:49:21 Barbara Stanwyck is dazzling.
01:49:23 -And she's so sure of herself.
01:49:26 Really sexy! You know,
01:49:29 -...has this powerhouse woman in it.
01:49:32 ...to tell you something with that.
01:49:38 That was accidental.
01:49:44 I'm sorry.
01:49:47 -Changing subject.
01:49:49 Arthur has requested...
01:49:52 ...that you write some lyrics
01:49:55 What's the matter? Who is it?
01:49:57 It's Maggie.
01:50:01 Hello?
01:50:04 Hi.
01:50:07 I'm doing okay.
01:50:11 Actually, Maggie,
01:50:16 I don't know.
01:50:21 All right, l'll be there.
01:50:23 Oh, no, no. Like, a half-hour.
01:50:26 Maybe a little longer.
01:50:29 Okay, bye.
01:50:36 She misses me.
01:50:37 You see? She came to her senses.
01:50:46 -We should get the bill.
01:50:47 No, no, take your time.
01:50:50 -l'm finished.
01:50:51 -You didn't get to your spicy tuna yet.
01:50:56 You can go. I can get this one.
01:50:59 I'll see you later at the Writers Guild.
01:51:03 I gotta get all the way to Silver Lake,
01:51:07 Anyway, l'm bringing the music.
01:51:10 ...but I don't know how long
01:51:13 I'm sorry.
01:51:16 It's all good. Don't worry.
01:51:22 -Good luck.
01:52:15 Hello.
01:52:18 Oh, Jasper! I'm just reading
01:52:23 No, I hadn't forgotten.
01:52:27 That's not true. I was gonna call you
01:52:31 What kind of surprise?
01:52:33 No, I don't see a box or anything.
01:52:34 Yes, l'm sure.
01:52:37 Hold on, let me just check
01:52:42 No, not in there.
01:52:44 Well, l'll go and check the gate.
01:52:46 Yes. Well, when did you send it?
01:52:53 I found your Christmas present.
01:53:05 This place suits you.
01:53:07 Yeah, right.
01:53:09 No, really.
01:53:17 So you are eventually
01:53:26 Hello.
01:53:30 I came here
01:53:33 Had to.
01:53:36 Oh, Jasper, I really don't
01:53:40 I mean...
01:53:42 I was right there for three years!
01:53:47 -What?
01:53:48 That we weren't really right
01:53:51 We were a square peg
01:53:53 I don't remember that. I just know
01:53:56 And also, I have never checked
01:53:59 It was driving me crazy
01:54:03 I don't want to lose you, babe.
01:54:08 Lose me?
01:54:12 This is too confusing.
01:54:18 Come here.
01:54:22 I screwed up.
01:54:26 I made a mistake.
01:54:29 I was stupid and impulsive.
01:54:32 He wasn't what I thought.
01:54:35 ...and wishing and hoping
01:54:39 Will you, Miles?
01:54:41 Will you forgive me?
01:54:58 You know what I was thinking?
01:55:01 When you get back to London...
01:55:02 ...maybe we could sneak off
01:55:05 Maybe venice.
01:55:07 You and me in venice
01:55:11 Do you mean that? I mean...
01:55:14 Are you free to do that?
01:55:17 Darling...
01:55:18 ...I've just traveled halfway across
01:55:28 Yeah, that doesn't exactly
01:55:32 Are you not with
01:55:37 ...is that what you've come here
01:55:40 I wish you could just accept knowing
01:55:46 Okay, let me translate that.
01:55:49 So you are still engaged
01:55:55 -Yes, but, I mean...
01:56:00 Okay, this was a really...
01:56:03 ...close call.
01:56:04 You know, I never thought
01:56:07 ...but I think you were
01:56:10 very square peg, very round hole!
01:56:12 -You cannot mean that.
01:56:16 And l'm about three years late
01:56:19 ...but nevertheless I need to say it.
01:56:22 Jasper...
01:56:24 Wait. I need the lights on.
01:56:29 Jasper...
01:56:34 ...you have never treated me right.
01:56:35 -Ever.
01:56:38 You broke my heart.
01:56:41 And you acted like
01:56:44 ...my misunderstanding,
01:56:47 ...to ever be mad at you, so I just
01:56:51 But you waltzing in here
01:56:55 ...and telling me that
01:56:57 ...whilst you're
01:57:00 ...somehow newly entitles me
01:57:05 ...it's over.
01:57:07 This... This twisted,
01:57:12 ...is finally finished!
01:57:15 I'm miraculously done
01:57:19 I've got a life to start living.
01:57:23 -And you're not going to be in it.
01:57:26 Now l've got somewhere
01:57:29 ...and you have
01:57:32 -Now!
01:57:35 I don't know.
01:57:37 But I think what l've got
01:57:41 ...gumption.
01:58:07 Iris...
01:58:10 ...you're a knockout.
01:58:12 Thank you.
01:58:14 -And may I say, so are you.
01:58:18 I haven't worn one in 15 years.
01:58:22 -lt's perfect.
01:58:25 He cuts a nice suit.
01:58:28 I've got something for you.
01:58:38 Forgive me. The last time
01:58:43 It's beautiful.
01:58:46 If it's corny, or if it's
01:58:50 ...you don't have to wear it.
01:58:53 I like corny.
01:58:56 I'm looking for corny in my life.
01:58:59 -That's a nice line.
01:59:03 Okay, let's do it.
01:59:05 Let's get this embarrassment
01:59:08 Okay.
01:59:17 -Mr. Abbott?
01:59:20 We're all ready for you.
01:59:35 Ladies and gentlemen,
02:00:02 -Oh, hi!
02:00:06 Thank you. Thank you too.
02:00:12 Thank you very much.
02:00:17 I'll take you up, Mr. Abbott.
02:00:21 Go on, go for it.
02:00:40 I'll do it.
02:00:53 The man is a rock star.
02:00:56 Hi!
02:01:01 Sorry l'm late. The Maggie thing
02:01:04 Finished, kaput.
02:01:08 You look beautiful.
02:01:10 Thank you.
02:01:12 Thanks.
02:01:14 Thank you, thank you.
02:01:16 I'm...
02:01:17 I'm absolutely overwhelmed...
02:01:21 ...that I could climb those stairs.
02:01:24 He did great.
02:01:26 I came to Hollywood
02:01:30 ...and immediately fell in love
02:01:33 And it's a love affair
02:01:37 When I first arrived in Tinseltown...
02:01:40 ...there were no cineplexes
02:01:44 No such thing as a
02:01:48 I was here before conglomerates
02:01:52 Before pictures
02:01:56 And definitely before box office
02:02:00 ...Iike baseball scores
02:02:04 He is so fantastic.
02:02:07 -lris?
02:02:10 What are you doing
02:02:14 I'll be back in England
02:02:20 You know, l've never been
02:02:23 -l've never been to Europe.
02:02:26 If I come over there, will you go out
02:02:34 Love to.
02:02:56 We're not gonna make a bigger deal
02:03:00 No, we're not.
02:03:01 It's not like we're never
02:03:04 -No set rules.
02:03:08 So now l'm just gonna
02:03:11 ...and say, "Be seeing you."
02:03:29 Be seeing you.
02:03:36 Take care of yourself.
02:04:40 Did you have a good holiday, miss?
02:04:42 Yeah.
02:04:45 Great.
02:04:49 Maybe the best ever.
02:05:46 Amanda Woods...
02:05:48 ...welcome back.
02:05:51 Turn around!
02:05:54 Turn around and go back, please!
02:05:56 -Did you forget something?
02:06:11 Can you go any faster?
02:06:12 This lane's tricky.
02:06:14 It's okay, just stop.
02:06:22 Madam?
02:06:24 Madam!
02:07:21 Graham?
02:07:23 Graham.
02:07:38 You know...
02:07:39 ...I was just thinking...
02:07:43 ...why would I ever leave
02:07:46 That makes no sense at all.
02:07:49 I mean, you didn't exactly
02:07:54 ...but you did say you loved me...
02:07:56 ...so l'm thinking l've got a date.
02:08:00 If you'll have me.
02:08:03 I have the girls New Year's Eve.
02:08:08 Sounds perfect.
02:08:29 I'm coming to get you!
02:08:31 You look just like an angel
02:08:36 You got so big. Give us a kiss.
02:08:39 Come and tell me all about
02:08:42 Go sit with Miles.
02:08:53 Sweetie.
02:09:31 -I challenge ye.
02:09:55 The love train
02:10:11 -Happy New Year!
02:10:14 Happy New Year!
02:10:16 Happy New Year, everybody!