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00:00:26	This product really works.
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00:00:31	it sets the hair as well by getting
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00:00:36	by an actual 13th-century
00:00:40	We are talking
00:00:43	l personally have cut myself
00:00:46	Money is a living,
00:00:49	lf you disrespect money,
00:00:53	and it will leave you
00:00:56	When you are down,
00:00:59	And when you are strong,
00:01:15	No fear.
00:01:18	No panic.
00:01:21	Just be myself.
00:01:23	l'm ready.
00:01:25	l'm prepared.
00:01:27	The new guy's
00:01:30	- 'cause l'm a skilled
00:01:33	- Mr Rick, you--
00:01:35	Appreciate it.
00:01:39	Good, better, best. Never let it rest
00:01:42	and your better is best.
00:02:11	And then, you know,
00:02:13	people get left behind.
00:02:15	We're the future. Listen. lt reminds
00:02:18	ln the early '60s, my father
00:02:20	And one day,
00:02:24	and he says,
00:02:27	The future is in Plexiglas.''
00:02:29	My father said, ''Plexiglas is crap,
00:02:33	And he didn't, and you know what
00:02:37	My uncle got into Plexi,
00:02:39	My dad, he hurled himself out
00:02:42	lf it'd been Plexiglas,
00:02:45	Hi. Of course, l'm kidding.
00:02:48	The point is: Don't be like him.
00:02:51	Come on.
00:02:53	ln 6 months, if you still don't
00:02:55	Of course it makes sense.
00:02:58	- Great. And your stockholders
00:03:02	Fire!
00:03:04	[ Screams ]
00:03:07	Ricky, these eye massagers,
00:03:10	What is that, the white mask of Zorro?
00:03:13	- Ricky. Ricky. Great.
00:03:15	- How've you been?
00:03:17	- Look, l wanted to show you these mats.
00:03:20	- These are different. They're doormats.
00:03:22	- They're made to look like grass.
00:03:24	Tim George has offered me
00:03:27	Okay, lemme see, lemme see.
00:03:30	- lt works for all four seasons.
00:03:32	This one is summer.
00:03:35	- Spring.
00:03:37	- Winter. Huh?
00:03:39	We call it the Four Seasons Pad.
00:03:42	- Educational? That's not
00:03:46	That gets me to buy 'em.
00:03:48	That sounds like a sanitary napkin,
00:03:51	And call me later,
00:03:53	- Can we work out the deal now,
00:03:56	- l know McBainbridge starts today.
00:03:58	- No, no! l did not--
00:04:00	Leave some here, and we'll get
00:04:02	- Eddie. Great.
00:04:04	- Great. Thank you. Thank you.
00:04:07	- Thank you.
00:04:09	- Ladies! How many
00:04:11	Hey! Fresca. Mm!
00:04:14	- Great.
00:04:17	- What are we selling?
00:04:19	[ Gasps ] Gimme the shoe. Take the shoe.
00:04:22	Oh! Oh!
00:04:25	Look at the toes.
00:04:29	So succulent. Excuse me. Hello.
00:04:32	Maybe some other time.
00:04:36	- [ Ladies ] Ooh!
00:04:38	l don't know. Hang on.
00:04:41	You can't jump to a conclusion like
00:04:45	[ Clears Throat ]
00:04:47	Your pulse is a little fast.
00:04:50	You're feeling lost and like you could
00:04:52	Oh, that's funny. l was going
00:04:54	- What, l look lost?
00:04:58	Well, like maybe
00:05:00	l've never seen you here before.
00:05:02	- You're definitely
00:05:05	That's always nice to hear.
00:05:06	- Oh, no, no.
00:05:09	My name's Ricky, by the way.
00:05:11	l didn't give it to you.
00:05:16	Mmm! [ Chuckling ]
00:05:19	- Tell me everything.
00:05:21	Hi, everybody.
00:05:25	- Welcome to GBSN. Welcome back.
00:05:28	- Good to have you with us.
00:05:30	- Now, you brought
00:05:34	lt's like a personal
00:05:36	Now, how does it work,
00:05:39	Okay. lf you fall down,
00:05:43	Help me! Help me! Good God!
00:05:46	- Help me! Help me! Good God!
00:05:49	ls it just me, but everything
00:05:52	- Thank you very much.
00:05:55	- Now, is this all we've sold?
00:05:58	- Ricky? Ricky.
00:06:00	- Jack Spencer on the phone for you.
00:06:02	- He says it's important.
00:06:06	[ Clarence ] Oh, yeah.
00:06:08	- Here he comes.
00:06:11	Jack, hi! What a nice surpri-- Huh?
00:06:14	Well-- Yeah.
00:06:17	Well, n-- Th-That is--
00:06:20	The bank said
00:06:23	These bastard people
00:06:25	l'm gonna call 'em right up and really
00:06:29	Um, Barry. You need to move
00:06:33	The car payment bounced. And don't tell
00:06:36	[ Teeth Click ]
00:06:38	[ Teeth Click ]
00:06:44	[ Sighs ]
00:06:47	Sell some stock. Wow. l'm gonna have
00:06:50	he's gonna want to give me
00:06:52	You think that's
00:06:55	Thirty seconds to air!
00:06:57	- You are the best!
00:06:59	- Your stuff is the best!
00:07:01	- Now go in there and ram it
00:07:03	l'm 67 years old.
00:07:06	l've made love twice today.
00:07:09	Why? Because l'm wearing
00:07:13	Clam is the mysterious
00:07:17	Clam works.
00:07:19	lt can be yours
00:07:22	[ Woman ]
00:07:24	Oh! [ Clears Throat ]
00:07:28	Danny's been fastened
00:07:31	using the patented
00:07:34	l wouldn't trust any other glue gun
00:07:37	- Should you?
00:07:41	- # Money #
00:07:43	l think you can see that it's pretty
00:07:46	uh, kind of in order.
00:07:48	Based on what you just said...
00:07:50	l think it's pretty obvious
00:07:53	Hayman, things are not
00:07:57	Your sales have been flat
00:07:59	N-No-- Well, l mean, that depends
00:08:03	Stagnant, no growth, dead.
00:08:05	Oh, flat. Fair enough,
00:08:08	lt's not what you sell!
00:08:12	lt's about making people
00:08:15	when they don't
00:08:18	Hayman, l'm giving you two weeks
00:08:23	[ Sighs ]
00:08:25	Wait a second. First of all, two weeks--
00:08:29	- Hold it! Hold it right there!
00:08:31	Right there.
00:08:34	Every day on my way to work...
00:08:36	l pass a dozen guys
00:08:40	''Homeless family.''
00:08:42	''Pathetic vet. God bless.''
00:08:44	There's nothing l can do
00:08:48	So, fine,
00:08:50	But here, in my office,
00:08:54	l don't have to live with anybody
00:08:57	You got it?
00:09:01	Thanks for listening.
00:09:03	My door is always open.
00:09:08	Well, l told you...
00:09:12	there was a meeting
00:09:14	An hour late, there's a reason.
00:09:17	contempt,
00:09:19	l had to kill
00:09:22	Took a little longer than l expected.
00:09:25	Of course you are.
00:09:28	- This is Ricky Hayman.
00:09:30	l've been reading
00:09:33	- Oh, yeah?
00:09:35	Boy, that's some sort of record.
00:09:38	Kate is a media analyst.
00:09:42	learned all sorts
00:09:45	l want her to work closely with you
00:09:48	and see if you can get sales
00:09:51	Eight... percent? Yeah.
00:09:54	Sit down.
00:09:58	Okay. There are two problems.
00:10:00	One: The network has no identity.
00:10:02	lf you put all of the shopping
00:10:06	l know that if we can create
00:10:10	along with
00:10:11	we will quickly pull ahead
00:10:14	ldentity and sales techniques.
00:10:18	with Scott Hawkes from New Vision
00:10:21	Well, good.
00:10:23	Vision, uh, is certainly good.
00:10:25	And New Vision--
00:10:43	- [ Phone Rings ]
00:10:45	[ Barry ] Theresa called
00:10:48	- Barry. Barry, any business calls?
00:10:51	- But Tim George is sitting
00:10:54	- Later. Later.
00:10:57	- [ Tyre Squeals ]
00:10:58	Hang on. Blowout?
00:11:06	- This is just a great day for me...
00:11:08	just a great,
00:11:11	- When's the giant meteor
00:11:15	- l-- l cannot--
00:11:19	We're in a dead spot.
00:11:21	Uh, this l know.
00:11:31	Hey, look at this.
00:11:34	Here, pop the trunk,
00:12:00	Whoo! Aah!
00:12:02	- [ Car Horn Honks ]
00:12:05	- Loser! [ Shouts, Whoops ]
00:12:08	Thanks for not using a can!
00:12:12	l love cherry.
00:12:14	- [ Ricky ] Oh, don't do that, please.
00:12:16	l got it right down to a--
00:12:19	Ricky, you're supposed to lower the tyre
00:12:21	Katie, Katie, Katie,
00:12:24	l've got it right to the level
00:12:26	Okay, Mr Expert.
00:12:30	l know--
00:12:33	What a gal.
00:12:42	Ricky.
00:12:46	- Ricky.
00:12:48	- Somebody's coming.
00:12:51	l don't think so.
00:12:54	What?
00:12:58	Uh-oh. He's waving.
00:13:01	- l said, don't wave back.
00:13:03	When somebody waves to you,
00:13:04	Not if you don't wanna acknowledge
00:13:07	What's he gonna do?
00:13:09	- He could be dangerous.
00:13:11	- He kisses the ground, for God's sake.
00:13:14	- Nothing's interesting here.
00:13:17	- Hi! What?
00:13:19	- He's friendly?
00:13:21	- Are you in trouble
00:13:24	- Oh, yes, you are.
00:13:27	- l'm coming over there.
00:13:29	- Stay there! Stay there!
00:13:31	- No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:35	- Go back!
00:13:39	See, l was right.
00:13:41	- What do you think you're doing?
00:13:43	- You're very kind, sir, really,
00:13:45	- but everything's under control,
00:13:48	- l'm Kate. Hi. And this is--
00:13:51	- Robert. Didn't l say that?
00:13:53	Robert Ricky.
00:13:56	- Nice to meet you.
00:13:58	- Oh, it's such a--
00:14:01	Would you mind if l ask
00:14:03	Just ''G'' with a period, that's it.
00:14:06	- l like that. Okay.
00:14:08	You have to excuse my appearance.
00:14:10	When you walk down the road
00:14:13	- You wouldn't happen to have
00:14:17	l love a woman
00:14:21	- Mm, Premium Moist Towelettes,
00:14:25	You do? That's your need to be
00:14:27	Probably drove
00:14:29	What he didn't understand
00:14:32	That's why you're
00:14:36	My God.
00:14:38	Because he sees all and knows all?
00:14:42	That was a good one. So, thank you
00:14:46	Sorry l couldn't be
00:14:48	- Oh, no.
00:14:51	- Oh, same here, Kate, wonderful.
00:14:54	- Nice meeting you, too, Robert Ricky.
00:14:56	- May we give you a lift?
00:14:59	- You sure?
00:15:03	- Very funny.
00:15:04	- l really like you. Yes.
00:15:07	- Kate.
00:15:09	- lt was very special.
00:15:12	- Bye-bye.
00:15:14	- Now, watch out for the cars there.
00:15:21	[ Clears Throat ]
00:15:26	- Kate?
00:15:28	- Are you insane?
00:15:30	ls that what you do, offer guys
00:15:33	- He offered us help.
00:15:36	- [ Engine Starts ]
00:15:40	- [ Squeals ]
00:15:47	[ Kate ]
00:15:51	- Ai-yi-yi.
00:15:53	- Oh, my God. ls he all right?
00:15:56	- He's not conscious.
00:15:58	- Face down in the gravel?
00:16:02	- Ricky, this is real.
00:16:04	- l know it. l stopped.
00:16:08	- Call 9-1-1.
00:16:12	- [ Busy Signal ]
00:16:14	Okay, okay, okay. Let's not panic.
00:16:17	- Let's get him into the car.
00:16:20	Unless-- Wait a minute.
00:16:23	- And we just drive to a call box
00:16:25	- Oh, God! No!
00:16:27	That's not disgusting. l'm thinking
00:16:30	This is exactly why you don't wave.
00:16:33	- Oh, it's my fault now?
00:16:35	[ Woman On P.A. ]
00:16:38	How would you like
00:16:42	Payment? We just brought him in.
00:16:45	Well... neither do l.
00:16:48	- Here. l'll take care of it.
00:16:52	- l'm bucks up, l guess.
00:16:55	- Hi. l'm Dr Simon.
00:16:57	Oh, the doctor.
00:16:59	G is suffering
00:17:01	but, more seriously,
00:17:04	an irregular heartbeat
00:17:07	l think we should keep him
00:17:10	- Overnight?
00:17:12	- lt may be congenital, or due to...
00:17:15	some traumatic event,
00:17:17	We'd like to run
00:17:20	Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
00:17:22	- Thank you, doctor.
00:17:25	Keep those to a minimum.
00:17:27	What? No, l heard, yeah.
00:17:30	l feel terrible, but l think
00:17:33	Don't you feel good about this place?
00:17:35	l think he's gonna be fine.
00:17:38	Like what?
00:17:40	- Well, l think this tragedy
00:17:44	What? No.
00:17:46	- This is gonna make
00:17:49	And, of course, one's a girl.
00:17:53	You know, Annie, l was
00:17:56	and all of a sudden
00:18:01	- Balls?
00:18:03	And that is when l came up
00:18:06	for the Laundry Solution
00:18:09	That's ingenious--
00:18:12	Yes. And you know my Carl.
00:18:16	- Miami's finest.
00:18:19	And you can imagine the stains
00:18:22	You see, you have your blood;
00:18:25	- You have your sweat.
00:18:28	Oh, yes, absolutely,
00:18:30	- l don't see any lipstick there.
00:18:33	These gals have something,
00:18:35	You know, l don't see
00:18:38	Who better than these
00:18:43	- Hi. l was reviewing the sales
00:18:47	- Tell me.
00:18:50	- No. He's phoning it in.
00:18:53	Control.
00:18:55	Hey, what are you doing
00:18:58	'Cause l'm having a bunch
00:19:01	over for cocktails at my place,
00:19:03	who's starting his new
00:19:07	So it'd be so great
00:19:09	- [ Barry ] Yeah. Hold on.
00:19:11	- Ricky. Ricky!
00:19:13	There's a consonant here
00:19:16	- What? Shh-shh!
00:19:18	A bit. Huh!
00:19:21	Yeah. He doesn't know
00:19:24	lt's just if you were there, you know,
00:19:28	and l think that it'd win him over;
00:19:31	Strictly business?
00:19:35	Kate, this is me.
00:19:38	[ Cleaning Ball Lady ]
00:19:40	l'll try.
00:19:43	You simply apply
00:19:47	You toss it in the washer.
00:19:51	- That simple?
00:19:53	[ Man ]
00:19:56	- Oh, Jesus! What-- What is this?
00:20:00	- [ Crew Chattering ]
00:20:02	Wait a minute.
00:20:06	Get them on the floor
00:20:08	- [ Woman ] Go to James Brown.
00:20:12	Uh, the, uh--
00:20:16	- [ G ] Great. That's even better.
00:20:19	Stay right here.
00:20:22	- All right. H-Here we go.
00:20:23	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:20:30	l see a face on this. Come look
00:20:33	- Do you see that?
00:20:35	Can l have your headset?
00:20:38	- Look. Look.
00:20:43	- No, that's not Jesus.
00:20:46	- Look. Upside down. You see?
00:20:48	Okay, listen up. Jim, camera three,
00:20:52	Cut to camera three
00:20:54	- See? Look. l'll make it look at you.
00:20:58	- See? And he's looking at--
00:21:00	Sam, when l give the word,
00:21:04	- Three, get ready. Ready?
00:21:07	lt's amazing. One person's cherry stain
00:21:10	- Now.
00:21:12	lt's all around us. We just
00:21:14	- Good. Good, good, good.
00:21:16	- Come on. Get him out.
00:21:19	Okay. We're off. Take him to my office.
00:21:21	Robert Ricky. Look at this.
00:21:24	- We're gonna have a talk.
00:21:26	Sorry, ladies.
00:21:29	And, you know, don't--
00:21:31	Don't say ''balls.''
00:21:34	That's what to say. You're way
00:21:37	That's all l feel like l'm hearing,
00:21:40	- Robert Ricky!
00:21:42	[ Annie ]
00:21:44	l thought it was Jesus.
00:21:47	l thought it looked
00:21:49	- Thanks, guys.
00:21:51	- Thank you, Cedric.
00:21:53	- Thank you for bringing me
00:21:56	- What a wonderful place
00:21:59	- l can feel your energy in this room.
00:22:02	-Hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?
00:22:04	- lt's a bad idea? Look at this place.
00:22:06	- Hey! What's happening?
00:22:10	- G? What are you doing? What happened?
00:22:12	l'd like to give you
00:22:14	- You're obviously from out of
00:22:17	- Oh, Kate! How are you?
00:22:19	So good to see you.
00:22:21	l don't know if it's you that makes this
00:22:24	but either way
00:22:26	Oh, thank you.
00:22:27	- You can't just jump on TV like that.
00:22:31	- Yeah. Did McB see that?
00:22:33	Okay. Well, maybe he doesn't
00:22:36	because, after all, if certain people
00:22:38	as well-intentioned
00:22:42	l think we see now that it
00:22:45	Listen, we're right in the middle of
00:22:47	Oh, yes, l did. l came
00:22:49	- and they informed me
00:22:52	and l just wanted to come down
00:22:55	- Ricky. Just call me Ricky.
00:22:57	Wait till you get to just ''R.''
00:23:00	Anyway, l just wanted to
00:23:02	and if there's anything that l can do
00:23:04	Ah, l gotcha!
00:23:06	- You know what would
00:23:09	Knowing that you were
00:23:11	searching, healing, following
00:23:15	And may God, or whatever it is you
00:23:17	- There's a door right
00:23:21	Well, the doctor told me l should stay
00:23:23	and then l should come back
00:23:26	and if everything panned out,
00:23:28	- Where will you stay?
00:23:32	- And at night,
00:23:34	- That's good.
00:23:36	That's not right. You wouldn't
00:23:41	Okay. Okay.
00:23:43	Here's, um... t--
00:23:48	Find yourself a motel room,
00:23:50	Absolutely not.
00:23:52	- l'm sorry, but thank you.
00:23:54	- Why don't you come stay at my place?
00:23:57	l mean it. l couldn't let you
00:23:59	What if something happened to you?
00:24:01	l don't know.
00:24:03	He can't do that. lt's a religious
00:24:07	No, believe me. lt would be
00:24:10	lt's air-conditioned.
00:24:13	- Really?
00:24:16	Oh, man. Well, l know how to eat
00:24:20	And if you spill anything, you'll know
00:24:23	- Or the stain ball.
00:24:26	- We could dance, wear our jammies.
00:24:29	l wish l had my camera.
00:24:32	But, Kate, l cannot in good conscience
00:24:35	This is my... fault,
00:24:38	lt's my responsibility.
00:24:42	l'd like you to stay
00:24:48	Do you have a pool?
00:25:04	[ People Chattering, Shouting ]
00:25:11	- Having fun there, huh?
00:25:14	- How about you?
00:25:18	- Definitely.
00:25:20	Think l'll find it?
00:25:32	Hey, this thing
00:25:35	Look at that.
00:25:38	Mm. Okay.
00:25:40	- Very nice.
00:25:44	That won't be necessary.
00:25:47	You know, mattresses are inhabited
00:25:49	that live off the dead skin that flakes
00:25:52	l don't want to go through that.
00:25:55	lt's nice and comfortable and firm.
00:25:58	[ Chuckles ]
00:26:00	l'll-- l'll stick with
00:26:03	You want to be a buffet,
00:26:07	l'm sure the mites will enjoy.
00:26:09	They're having nervous Ricky flakes
00:26:13	Abbondanza, mites!
00:26:37	A very pleasant good morning
00:26:40	Good morning. Look.
00:26:42	l don't want to hear of
00:26:45	- lt's too early.
00:26:48	- Look at this beautiful place.
00:26:51	'Cause it's all, uh...
00:26:55	The whole Hayman empire.
00:26:57	And l'm... that close
00:27:01	l'm sorry.
00:27:04	Great.
00:27:07	[ Groans ]
00:27:10	Oh, l threw the orange juice out.
00:27:13	lt had a little smell to it.
00:27:17	l made it fresh.
00:27:21	Mmm. Very pleasant,
00:27:29	Now, don't drink it too fast.
00:27:32	- Take it in.
00:27:36	Mmmm!
00:27:39	- Yes. You like that?
00:27:41	- No, it's delicious.
00:27:43	- What do you taste in that?
00:27:45	- Yes, peaches.
00:27:47	- Yes, and what else?
00:27:50	- l don't know.
00:27:55	- Psych your mind.
00:27:58	lt's not my urine.
00:28:01	lt's herbal tea.
00:28:03	l know you like jokes. l wanted
00:28:07	Trust me, my urine doesn't have
00:28:11	Let's go out here and look
00:28:14	l don't want to stay
00:28:17	You can see all the way
00:28:19	- Let's see what you got here.
00:28:22	Well.
00:28:24	You were cum laude.
00:28:29	[ Phone Ringing ]
00:28:35	- Barry. Barry.
00:28:38	Uh-- D-Don't tell me,
00:28:42	No, no, no! Larry King doesn't interview
00:28:46	- Did you take him the fax l sent
00:28:49	- What you think?
00:28:52	- [ Phone Ringing ]
00:28:55	Uh, uh, amazing?
00:28:58	- Erotic?
00:29:00	[ Sighs ] He's gotta like 'em.
00:29:02	- l was up all night.
00:29:06	- Uh, car guy or mortgage guy?
00:29:09	- Hi. Hi, Barry.
00:29:11	- Miss Newell.
00:29:13	- How's G?
00:29:16	l cracked the window.
00:29:19	No, he's at home. He's fine.
00:29:21	Judging from McB's reaction
00:29:25	Really? What do you mean?
00:29:28	He liked it? Of course he liked it.
00:29:31	'Cause l'm a born game-on-the-line,
00:29:34	Pressure is my mistress.
00:29:36	- He said they were hilarious.
00:29:39	He was weeping in there this morning,
00:29:42	Yeah. l know, l know.
00:29:45	- He says he can't wait
00:29:48	You know, it was really smart of you
00:29:51	May make it easier for him to take
00:29:54	Grass mats were a catastrophe.
00:30:00	- You l will see later.
00:30:03	See you later.
00:30:13	Okay. Please, please
00:30:16	You know, l don't know
00:30:19	l seem to be doing
00:30:22	Okay. Good, better, best.
00:30:24	Never let it rest until your good
00:30:28	[ People Chattering ]
00:30:36	Oh. Hope l'm not
00:30:39	- Say, could we have
00:30:43	You may have noticed some
00:30:46	Yes, l did notice all the flowers.
00:30:48	Right. That's because l'm having
00:30:51	- Wonderful. Oh.
00:30:54	Now, uh... l'm not gonna
00:30:58	'cause, well, frankly,
00:31:01	But, um, as a favour to me...
00:31:04	uh, the guy who paid your medical
00:31:08	would you please...
00:31:12	l'll be right here, Ricky.
00:31:14	Great. Thank you.
00:31:17	- That's quite an outfit
00:31:20	Quite an outfit
00:31:23	Thank you.
00:31:29	Think it's too much?
00:31:31	Personally, l would, um...
00:31:34	l would lose
00:31:37	Oh, the hanky?
00:31:39	- The hanky? Yes.
00:31:42	lt's just a traditional, uh--
00:31:44	[ Chuckling ]
00:31:47	[ Chuckles ]
00:31:49	Uh, so before we start,
00:31:52	You know, there's frozen stuff--
00:31:55	And you've got a jar of that
00:31:58	Oh. l'm fine.
00:32:02	- Thank you.
00:32:04	- Have fun.
00:32:06	- ## [ Jazz ]
00:32:10	[ Woman ]
00:32:14	You know, our numbers are competitive
00:32:17	but our demographics
00:32:19	l saw ads on laundry balls.
00:32:21	l should put my programme
00:32:24	when l'm entirely working
00:32:26	How can l be close to that kind of--
00:32:30	Absolutely. Can l introduce you
00:32:33	l'll be right back.
00:32:36	- Thank you so much.
00:32:38	- You look just gorgeous.
00:32:40	- [ Laughs ] Better.
00:32:42	Ricky, this is Scott Hawkes.
00:32:45	Trust me, this woman has
00:32:48	That's fine, Scott.
00:32:50	- Can l take you right over to see--
00:32:54	Oh, Scott Hawkes.
00:32:56	Yes, he's a jerk;
00:32:59	and, trust me,
00:33:02	- When did he see your toes?
00:33:08	Uh, Signore Nino Cerruti,
00:33:11	- So nice to meet you.
00:33:13	- How was your flight?
00:33:16	-Great. Are you having a good time here?
00:33:18	Wonderful. Well, hopefully
00:33:21	Gee, l see a slight
00:33:23	l'll be back in a flash.
00:33:25	Nino, Kate, whatever your name is,
00:33:28	Kate, take over, please.
00:33:30	Oh, excuse me. Hello.
00:33:33	Oh, G, G, what are you doing?
00:33:36	- Oh, l had to go stinky.
00:33:39	Aren't you like a guru,
00:33:42	You control your bodily functions.
00:33:44	Ricky, everything is so lovely,
00:33:47	- Why don't you let the people
00:33:49	- Wait a minute, G.
00:33:53	Hello. How are you?
00:33:56	will lighten
00:33:58	- What did you push? G, please.
00:34:00	- Don't do that.
00:34:03	- Okay. Okay. Sorry.
00:34:07	Liven the room up.
00:34:09	- Hi, G. l'm terrific.
00:34:11	lt's so wonderful to see you too.
00:34:14	Every time l see you, l feel like
00:34:16	- Aw! Thank you.
00:34:18	- Who's your friend, Rich?
00:34:20	- G, Scott Hawkes,
00:34:22	This is, uh, G,
00:34:26	You know, sometimes l find that
00:34:30	opens up my whole--
00:34:32	- l meditate too.
00:34:35	l am trying to overcome
00:34:37	but for the moment
00:34:39	Well, no-- Did you ever try
00:34:43	l'm serious, just... boom,
00:34:46	You know, l could cure
00:34:50	Oh, but you don't have time, do you?
00:34:53	What's the name of the--
00:34:55	Could you do something really?
00:34:57	- Oh! No, no!
00:35:01	The first thing is:
00:35:05	and you start to feel fearful, you reach
00:35:08	- [ Guests Laughing ]
00:35:09	- And then you pop them together,
00:35:13	There must be another method,
00:35:16	[ Laughs ]
00:35:20	and you'll never, ever
00:35:23	Yeah. Maybe later.
00:35:25	Nino, have you tried
00:35:27	- [ Simultaneous Chatter ]
00:35:31	No, no. Really,
00:35:34	The man's curious.
00:35:38	- Curiosity is
00:35:42	Put your hands palm down on your knees
00:35:45	- And l need a lighter.
00:35:48	You do, Scott Hawkes?
00:35:52	Everybody gather around.
00:35:55	- [ Guests Together ] Hi, G.
00:35:58	He's having a problem here
00:36:00	We're going to try to get him over
00:36:03	and try to help him out here;
00:36:07	l want you to just relax
00:36:11	Just watch the flame.
00:36:13	Just relax, Nino.
00:36:16	Your eyes are getting
00:36:20	You're getting tired
00:36:24	You're going to sleep.
00:36:26	You're completely asleep
00:36:29	Nino is asleep.
00:36:31	- Shh!
00:36:37	He's asleep now.
00:36:39	Nino, your left hand
00:36:44	lt's going to start
00:36:47	lt's starting to float up.
00:36:50	On its own it's floating up.
00:36:53	You can let it hang there,
00:36:58	You see?
00:37:01	- Maybe l should get him to bark
00:37:04	Get over there,
00:37:08	Okay. Nino,
00:37:12	Put it back, back down.
00:37:15	The plane's taking off.
00:37:18	You're a little nervous, like you
00:37:21	This time when it takes off,
00:37:25	You didn't even feel the plane
00:37:28	You're up in the sky,
00:37:32	Wow! This feels great.
00:37:35	What's that up ahead?
00:37:39	lt is a storm cloud. l can see
00:37:44	He can't.
00:37:47	Nino, we're in. We're right
00:37:51	You start to feel turbulence.
00:37:53	The plane is shaking.
00:37:56	Oh, so much turbulence.
00:37:58	How can this tiny metal object
00:38:01	in this sky
00:38:04	You're getting scared. The stewardess
00:38:08	You felt the plane drop
00:38:11	- You felt your stomach
00:38:15	The captain's voice
00:38:18	''Attention.
00:38:22	God help us!
00:38:27	Oh, my God!''
00:38:30	[ Rapid Breathing ]
00:38:36	You're right there, Nino.
00:38:39	The last moments of your life.
00:38:42	Right now, you're right there.
00:38:46	But you're not thinking
00:38:49	- You're thinking about your loved ones.
00:38:52	You're thinking about
00:38:54	and all the special moments
00:39:00	You're feeling blessed with
00:39:04	That's what you're thinking about.
00:39:06	You're not afraid right now
00:39:09	You're at one with God.
00:39:11	You've let go.
00:39:15	Now, when l tell you to,
00:39:19	When you open your eyes, you'll be
00:39:22	and you won't even remember
00:39:26	You'll never be afraid
00:39:30	Now open your eyes, Nino.
00:39:34	- How do you feel?
00:39:37	- [ Guests Laughing,
00:39:41	A hypnotizing swami.
00:39:44	You got any other
00:39:46	Actually, yes, l do. l have a trick
00:39:48	that's quite
00:39:51	Cool. Do it.
00:39:53	- Can l borrow your Rolex?
00:39:56	- Come on, Scott.
00:39:58	- lt's a good trick.
00:40:00	- Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott!
00:40:02	- All right, all right.
00:40:06	Does anyone have
00:40:08	- Oh, Nino, thank you.
00:40:11	Don't worry.
00:40:13	- Here. Take my shoe.
00:40:16	Now for the Ricky shoe.
00:40:18	- This is a 12.
00:40:21	Definitely. Okay. l want you to see
00:40:25	and l'm placing it right in
00:40:28	Everyone, see the watch
00:40:31	- [ Watch Rattling ]
00:40:34	-That's right.
00:40:36	-lt's in there, right? Okay. Here we go.
00:40:38	We place the watch
00:40:41	We take Robert Ricky's
00:40:44	[ Guests Gasping, Murmuring ]
00:40:55	Whew! Ricky.
00:41:01	- [ Rattling ]
00:41:04	- Doesn't it? Yeah?
00:41:07	[ Gasping ]
00:41:11	Wonderful!
00:41:17	That was great.
00:41:20	- That was good. Okay,
00:41:24	- lt's disappeared.
00:41:27	l am serious.
00:41:29	lt's not The Reappearing Rolex Trick.
00:41:32	-Good night, everybody!
00:41:36	[ Guests Gasping ]
00:41:39	Be careful what you wish for.
00:41:46	That's not funny.
00:41:49	[ Ricky ] Champagne for anyone?
00:41:54	[ Man Singing Reggae On Boom Box ]
00:41:57	## [ Vocalizing ]
00:42:02	# Yeah, ah la la-la la ##
00:42:04	- Mmm. Ah, you're sure?
00:42:06	Absolutely.
00:42:08	He asked us to watch
00:42:11	Oh, yeah?
00:42:14	l-- You know, l'm sorry.
00:42:17	Ahh! Ricky!
00:42:21	Come in the water with me!
00:42:23	Oh, l'd love to, really,
00:42:26	Come on, Ricky, one swim.
00:42:30	Yeah. Well, that's kind of what
00:42:32	Can l just have a word
00:42:35	- What's the matter? ls there a problem?
00:42:37	l just wanted to put a little bee
00:42:41	Oh, ho, no, no, no!
00:42:43	- Hello. No, no, no. Free Willy. l see.
00:42:47	- No, no, no. Just-- Just--
00:42:49	Listen. The Nino Cerruti,
00:42:53	his lawyer called this morning
00:42:57	and that he had a great flight back to
00:43:00	- Oh, that's wonderful.
00:43:04	You have such a--
00:43:07	l now realize that
00:43:10	we could make a difference
00:43:13	So, here's my idea. Listen, G. G?
00:43:18	What if you went
00:43:21	and talked to people
00:43:25	You want me to sell things
00:43:27	Yeah. Well, uh--
00:43:30	You'd be telling people
00:43:34	lsn't that your idea?
00:43:36	Unless they're used to replace
00:43:40	Wow. Wow,
00:43:43	l just got chills. Amen. You have
00:43:47	And, listen, what better way
00:43:49	You could help thousands, millions of
00:43:54	Wow! What do you think?
00:43:57	How about you?
00:44:00	Me? l don't know.
00:44:02	-That's not the point. Me, l feel great.
00:44:05	No, yes, that's exactly the point.
00:44:09	l'm gonna lose my job
00:44:14	Yeah, it could really help me.
00:44:18	What do you think?
00:44:20	Okay, l'll do it,
00:44:24	Really? What?
00:44:27	- One condition.
00:44:29	- lt's nonnegotiable.
00:44:33	Ahh! Oh!
00:44:35	- Ahh!
00:44:36	Ahh!
00:44:38	Shark, shark, shark,
00:44:40	lt's a joke. lt's a joke.
00:44:43	[ G Laughing ]
00:44:47	[ Ricky ]
00:44:50	[ Laughing ]
00:44:52	Bars out.
00:44:56	[ People Chattering ]
00:45:05	And bring him on camera--
00:45:09	l've made you up to look like
00:45:12	That's a metaphysics
00:45:15	Twenty seconds to air.
00:45:18	Lock it up on the stage. Nice and quiet
00:45:21	Thank you. Go to the booth
00:45:25	- Got it.
00:45:28	G, one more thing.
00:45:31	Think of the camera
00:45:33	your best friend
00:45:38	Here we go. Stand by, please.
00:45:42	Fade up camera one
00:45:45	[ Snaps Fingers ]
00:45:53	[ Whispering ]
00:45:57	You're on. We're rolling.
00:46:02	What's the plan?
00:46:04	G, go, go.
00:46:07	[ Whispering ]
00:46:10	[ Sighs ]
00:46:12	No, no, no,
00:46:15	No, it's TV.
00:46:18	Talk. Now. Now.
00:46:22	Talkie, talkie,
00:46:29	- l--
00:46:32	''l''?
00:46:36	- l--
00:46:40	l wept...
00:46:42	when l saw a man
00:46:47	- until l met a man who had no penis.
00:46:51	- Can he say that?
00:46:58	Now my one special friend is listening.
00:47:03	- [ Man ] What do we do, Ricky?
00:47:05	- Stay with him.
00:47:08	- l don't know.
00:47:10	Howard Stern says ''penis'' all the time.
00:47:13	And he's huge. lt's shocking,
00:47:16	l have a question for you:
00:47:20	- Good question.
00:47:25	ls it to lie in bed alone
00:47:28	so you can buy more things?
00:47:31	So you can collect
00:47:33	in the little finger-snap of time
00:47:35	- That's why we're here.
00:47:37	He's talking.
00:47:40	- He weaves a magical web
00:47:44	l guess that's
00:47:48	How about this?
00:47:50	- Whoa.
00:47:51	- He's gone.
00:47:53	- He's going on the Morgan set.
00:47:55	Hi. l'm here to tell all of you
00:47:59	about new lnsta-Tuck...
00:48:01	the nonsurgical,
00:48:04	Oh! You hook your face up
00:48:08	Well, we don't call it
00:48:11	- lt's okay. lt's okay.
00:48:13	- And why did--
00:48:15	- The lnsta-Tuck power source
00:48:19	- This looks a lot like a battery.
00:48:22	No, don't do that.
00:48:24	- [ lmitates Static ]
00:48:28	She loves improv.
00:48:30	Wasn't she, before the series, a member
00:48:33	All you have to do
00:48:35	to the key lift points
00:48:38	- Key lift points on your scalp.
00:48:41	He's engaging her.
00:48:43	He's like a child, and not even aware
00:48:46	And you just let the little
00:48:50	while you sleep.
00:48:51	So you go from grandma
00:48:55	- in one easy push
00:48:58	She's never been so alive.
00:49:01	- Oh!
00:49:03	So the look of surprise
00:49:06	Well, hopefully, yes. So the years
00:49:09	Oh, that's fascinating.
00:49:13	Ooh, don't.
00:49:16	l think this would be fantastic
00:49:19	- Surprise parties--
00:49:24	- [ G ] lt's your birthday!
00:49:26	You look so youthful
00:49:29	You know what else
00:49:31	''Madam, l think you've just
00:49:34	- Oh, my God.
00:49:37	Even better still, the Martians
00:49:39	- back to Mars with them.
00:49:42	- [ Whimpering ]
00:49:45	is a beautiful woman who's trying
00:49:48	- That you're not beautiful enough--
00:49:52	Oh, let her go.
00:49:54	You don't need lnsta-Tuck to be
00:49:57	- Did he say, ''Don't buy this product''?
00:50:00	That's an interesting way to sell.
00:50:02	All you have to do to be
00:50:05	She doesn't need lnsta-Tuck.
00:50:08	- [ Clicks Off ]
00:50:11	Oh, interesting angle. Uh-huh.
00:50:14	l know what's
00:50:16	He knows l'm trying to sell stuff,
00:50:18	He's undermining me.
00:50:20	l made a deal with him. l explained it
00:50:22	l have a question for you.
00:50:24	- or a beautiful Baywatch babe,
00:50:28	Now, think about it. l know
00:50:31	and she has the perfect body
00:50:34	That's a really hot girl,
00:50:37	But the Dalai Lama has total inner
00:50:41	There's no comparison.
00:50:43	Don't you agree?
00:50:46	She agrees.
00:50:50	- [ All Chattering ]
00:50:52	l-l-l don't know.
00:50:55	[ Mickey ]
00:50:57	This is the saw you want, boys.
00:51:00	The hotelIrestaurant business
00:51:03	- Hi.
00:51:05	- Hello. No.
00:51:08	- [ G ] Nice chain saw.
00:51:10	Oh, l'm new here. l'm a friend
00:51:13	- Just curious about chain saws.
00:51:16	This is a massacre.
00:51:18	Can l hold it? lt's a dandy.
00:51:21	Feel the weight
00:51:24	- lt's a heavy one. Be careful.
00:51:25	- [ Ricky ] He's staying at my home,
00:51:28	- This is gonna be good.
00:51:30	l have a question.
00:51:33	you could watch me sculpt
00:51:36	or chainsaw
00:51:38	what do you think
00:51:41	For creation or destruction?
00:51:43	He's hitting every single set.
00:51:46	He's making a clean swath from one side
00:51:48	l know just what they want.
00:51:50	- [ Saw Running ]
00:51:54	This is good.
00:52:00	Oh, no.
00:52:04	He's chainsawing our Happy-Time
00:52:12	More? Of course you want more.
00:52:20	And bench.
00:00:03	Now, l admit that was fun.
00:00:05	But l ask you...
00:00:07	why do we yawn at creation
00:00:11	- Why?
00:00:13	- Ask yourself why.
00:00:15	Let me tell you, l've been
00:00:19	l really don't.
00:00:22	Everybody's working all the time,
00:00:25	And our kids-- Our kids
00:00:29	to trust machines
00:00:31	We acquire,
00:00:34	He's barking mad.
00:00:38	And that's not
00:00:41	l promise you
00:00:45	And l think it's time some things
00:00:48	- What the hell is going on here?
00:00:51	- TV history?
00:00:53	Here's your chain saw.
00:00:56	Here you go.
00:01:00	## [ Muzak ]
00:01:04	Would you guys excuse us, please?
00:01:07	l need to talk to Ricky alone.
00:01:10	- Okay, guys.
00:01:23	[ Clears Throat ]
00:01:27	What were you thinking?
00:01:31	l don't know.
00:01:35	Ever since you guys showed up,
00:01:38	You know, it seems like no matter
00:01:41	or, you know,
00:01:45	l mean, l didn't--
00:01:48	l-- You know,
00:01:51	l like selling.
00:01:53	l think.
00:01:56	On the road.
00:02:01	Yeah, outboard motors.
00:02:03	He did the whole Lake Erie region,
00:02:09	Wow. l drove with him...
00:02:11	for a couple of--
00:02:14	Man, this Caprice he had
00:02:17	The stick shift he would make
00:02:21	He'd keep all his rubber bands
00:02:24	And then he had his notes
00:02:27	with paper clips
00:02:30	And red liquorice.
00:02:33	We had a good time...
00:02:36	for a while.
00:02:40	What happened?
00:02:45	Oh, bad luck, l guess.
00:02:49	Nobody water skis
00:02:51	So--
00:02:53	You know, he tried anyway,
00:02:55	You know, you start to push
00:03:01	- Wow. This is so weird.
00:03:05	l'm starting to think of you
00:03:09	Well, yeah. Sure.
00:03:11	This whole broken,
00:03:14	You know-- l know.
00:03:16	[ Laughs ]
00:03:25	l'll see you tomorrow.
00:03:28	- Yeah.
00:03:32	- lf l may say--
00:03:48	- Hey.
00:03:50	- Fine, fine.
00:03:53	Oh, he was very gracious.
00:03:55	And he gave me a full 15 minutes
00:03:57	[ Kate ] Come on. Move.
00:04:00	- We can still catch him
00:04:03	- The boss!
00:04:04	Not when he sees these.
00:04:09	[ Kate ]
00:04:11	- Caller volume spiked
00:04:13	They were probably calling
00:04:16	- He reached them. They liked him.
00:04:17	They wanted to buy something;
00:04:23	Major audience connection
00:04:26	What the hell are you saying?
00:04:30	Ah! Which maniac
00:04:32	l thought about this all night.
00:04:35	He's dangerous, but he represents
00:04:39	Totally. And he represents
00:04:41	Spirituality
00:04:43	l'm sorry. Did l say spirituality?
00:04:47	- Unique, heartfelt, wise.
00:04:49	- Pithy?
00:04:51	that after people buy,
00:04:53	Even if they can afford it,
00:04:56	Why not put somebody on the air
00:05:00	Absolutely. And, listen,
00:05:04	l think-- We think that G could
00:05:09	- Give me the deadest hour
00:05:13	All right.
00:05:15	But l--
00:05:18	if l'm embarrassed in any way,
00:05:22	- My ass entirely. Well--
00:05:32	[ Beeping ]
00:05:38	[ Beeping ]
00:05:51	l mean, that's rough, you know,
00:05:53	Yes.
00:05:56	You're a hungry one,
00:06:00	- Excuse me?
00:06:05	But what is it you really want?
00:06:10	l want all of it--
00:06:13	Give me the network.
00:06:15	l'll give you a redesign that'll
00:06:20	What about Kate... and Hayman?
00:06:23	Kate's smart.
00:06:25	She wants to stay on
00:06:28	Hayman can call in
00:06:31	just like everybody else.
00:06:40	l can't believe
00:06:42	- [ Man ] One minute!
00:06:45	- One minute!
00:06:47	- You with the programme? You with us?
00:06:49	- Are you with us?
00:06:51	Okay, okay. Now remember--
00:06:54	- Okay.
00:06:58	- Okay.
00:07:00	- Fifty seconds!
00:07:02	- Okay.
00:07:04	That's 'cause l love
00:07:06	- And show business loves you.
00:07:09	Camera one up.
00:07:11	- [ Men Chattering ]
00:07:13	- [ Man #2 ] Audio. And five--
00:07:15	Four, three.
00:07:22	- Oh, please speak.
00:07:24	- Hello.
00:07:29	...wonderful new product
00:07:30	lt's called
00:07:33	- He's holding it up.
00:07:35	lt's made out of two-karat gold,
00:07:39	Because it's so very light,
00:07:42	And kids love it.
00:07:46	And the starfish pendant--
00:07:51	Talk. Keep reading,
00:07:53	- l have something better
00:07:55	[ Chuckles ]
00:07:58	- Something that happened to me
00:08:01	There was a storm.
00:08:04	And thousands and thousands
00:08:07	- Only four days ago you waved him over.
00:08:11	And there was this beautiful
00:08:14	She was frantically throwing them
00:08:16	When l saw her doing this,
00:08:19	You can only save a few before they die.
00:08:22	And she looked at me
00:08:24	''To that one,
00:08:29	''To that one, it makes a difference,''
00:08:33	And she was right. At that
00:08:36	and she was making a difference
00:08:41	And that's what life
00:08:43	ln fact, that's the only time
00:08:48	That's kind of a nice story.
00:08:50	That's sweet. That's sweet.
00:08:53	Well, thank you
00:08:55	And remember, let go...
00:08:57	give in and take the journey.
00:08:59	Oh, wait!
00:09:04	l work here
00:09:06	Where'd he get that?
00:09:09	- He asked. l just--
00:09:11	- What?
00:09:12	Ricky doesn't like himself
00:09:14	he's a good person 'cause he
00:09:17	- So-- Can you come in closer?
00:09:19	- Oh, this is--
00:09:21	- l didn't--
00:09:24	- Don't, don't.
00:09:26	Don't. Don't go in close. Sam!
00:09:27	- Too late.
00:09:30	- Yes.
00:09:32	lt's funny day.
00:09:35	Don't. No.
00:09:38	There's two things you can do for me
00:09:40	lf you run into this man anywhere,
00:09:42	one thing is,
00:09:44	something nice about himself
00:09:47	Compliment his dress
00:09:50	''You look great today, Ricky.''
00:09:52	because he has a very,
00:09:55	This is the lowest moment
00:09:56	And the second thing is you--
00:10:00	No, this is
00:10:02	- [ Kate Laughing ]
00:10:05	He really, really wants to be hugged,
00:10:08	- No!
00:10:10	No, no. No.
00:10:12	[ Laughing ]
00:10:16	l just wanted to tell you
00:10:19	really tall.
00:10:21	- Very nice.
00:10:23	Wait, wait, wait. Look at this.
00:10:27	Hey, take a look at this.
00:10:30	- Unbelievable.
00:10:33	- These are the pendants?
00:10:35	- [ Man #1 ] Look at that.
00:10:38	My friends, do you have food
00:10:41	You ever thought about using
00:10:45	Do you feel the need to store
00:10:48	We say wet it again...
00:10:52	lt's the Hood Buddy--
00:10:54	of your gas-guzzling engine
00:10:58	Lil Squirt--
00:11:00	it's a festive fountain
00:11:02	''a kiss of refreshing mist.''
00:11:04	But look what we did with Foggy!
00:11:07	We made banana mush.
00:11:09	Soot gives it a unique, unrivalled,
00:11:14	Why would you dry these bananas out
00:11:17	Then l have two words
00:11:20	Lil Squirt. This is probably the
00:11:25	- 10-4, Hood Buddy.
00:11:30	[ G ] Today is the first day
00:11:35	But let's face it.
00:11:37	that you're sitting on are getting
00:11:39	Yes, they are.
00:11:42	lf l were you,
00:11:44	is l would embrace
00:11:47	like it was a long-lost lover...
00:11:49	and squeeze all the life juice
00:11:52	The juicer, the juicer.
00:11:54	- Juicers, juicers. Okay, tight shot.
00:11:57	Kitchen-Aid juicer, 79.95.
00:11:59	- Fabulous.
00:12:01	[ Woman ]
00:12:04	His name is G, and he's a mixture
00:12:09	Okay, get off the phone.
00:12:12	- [ Ricky ] l'll call you later.
00:12:21	Correct me if l'm wrong, sir--
00:12:23	l don't wanna
00:12:26	- lt felt to me as if we had a deal.
00:12:30	l said if Hayman screwed up,
00:12:33	He didn't.
00:12:36	is the biggest thing to hit
00:12:42	That doesn't pique
00:12:45	My God, the man has no history...
00:12:47	no social security number,
00:12:49	voter's registration,
00:12:53	G isn't even a name,
00:12:56	Yes, l do.
00:13:00	There is a definite Talmudic
00:13:04	Koran figures prominently
00:13:07	And l'm sure
00:13:09	A student of the New Testament.
00:13:11	G's essential
00:13:13	so clearly echoes the teachings
00:13:15	that l wonder if he might not have spent
00:13:19	No, don't change anything.
00:13:21	What? What did l tell you?
00:13:24	Right! Every market.
00:13:27	- l don't care how much it costs.
00:13:29	What? A week. Let's run it
00:13:32	- No, man. Thank you.
00:13:40	Hi, nice to see you--
00:13:43	- Hey. Hey.
00:13:45	The, uh--
00:13:47	Listen, we're just sittin' around here--
00:13:50	- We were--
00:13:54	Exactly right. The, uh-- l don't know
00:13:56	- How about the Breakwater?
00:13:59	- What time is it? 7:00?
00:14:02	- We will see you in one half hour.
00:14:08	## [ Singing ln Spanish ]
00:14:15	## [ Continues ]
00:15:13	[ Music Ends ]
00:15:17	[ Thunder Rumbling ]
00:15:24	- [ Car Door Closes ]
00:15:31	Oh. Oh.
00:15:35	- Oh.
00:15:37	- l'm wet.
00:15:40	Look at that. Well, Scott
00:15:43	About what?
00:15:45	You do have elegant toes.
00:15:47	[ Laughs ]
00:15:50	Scott was, um--
00:15:54	What? You two dated?
00:15:56	A while ago.
00:15:58	For about a minute.
00:16:02	Well, you know,
00:16:07	- [ Laughing ] Like a determined...
00:16:09	- guy.
00:16:14	in our relationship-- until he got
00:16:20	What? Feel like he used you?
00:16:23	He did some work for us.
00:16:28	l guess we used each other.
00:16:31	All's fair, right?
00:16:38	l had a really nice time.
00:16:41	l had a nice time too.
00:16:45	l'll see you tomorrow.
00:16:51	See you later.
00:16:58	Ricky!
00:17:00	l loved our dance.
00:17:24	Damn.
00:17:28	Damn.
00:17:31	[ Car Door Closes,
00:17:53	[ Shouting, Chattering ]
00:17:59	- lt's G.
00:18:01	Somebody came forward, some woman.
00:18:04	Says he has a whole family--
00:18:06	- Just walked out, abandoned them.
00:18:08	- She's holding
00:18:11	lt was time
00:18:14	This man, G, had already
00:18:18	And, well, when l saw this...
00:18:23	l knew l couldn't let him hurt
00:18:26	Well, isn't this just lovely.
00:18:28	Scott, get us out of this.
00:18:31	Okay, people.
00:18:33	The only way we're gonna get out
00:18:36	So, l'm sorry, but, Ricky, Kate,
00:18:39	G hasn't said
00:18:41	G, do you know this woman?
00:18:43	Yes, that's Grace from Chicago.
00:18:45	She's holding little lris
00:18:49	Excuse me a second.
00:18:50	- Where are you going?
00:18:55	[ Reporters Clamouring ]
00:19:00	- [ Woman ] G, do you know this woman?
00:19:03	lt's so good to--
00:19:05	[ Man ] G, how long were you married
00:19:11	- What?
00:19:14	and just run off
00:19:16	You, you know what you did.
00:19:19	- Now, that's true. l did leave.
00:19:23	- We trusted you.
00:19:26	- Give us the real story.
00:19:29	[ Shouting Questions ]
00:19:32	Are you concerned
00:19:35	Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:19:38	[ Shouting Questions ]
00:19:40	Stop, stop.
00:19:44	[ Shouting Stops ]
00:19:47	l lied for the money.
00:19:49	G-- G's a saint.
00:19:54	He's not my husband
00:19:58	l wish--
00:20:00	He stayed with us
00:20:05	He helped us.
00:20:09	l am so sorry.
00:20:11	l thought--
00:20:13	You know, l just--
00:20:18	lt's all right.
00:20:20	Okay? You all right?
00:20:28	That man.
00:20:30	l called him,
00:20:33	- Who's she talking about?
00:20:36	$5,000 to get up here and say
00:20:39	He paid me to lie about G.
00:20:41	l'm sorry. l may be poor, but there's
00:20:46	- Where?
00:20:48	[ Crowd Chattering ]
00:20:51	[ Shouting Questions ]
00:20:54	[ Man ] ls this a conspiracy,
00:20:59	[ Keys Jingle On Ground ]
00:21:01	- No, l have no comment.
00:21:05	- [ Shouting ]
00:21:08	- l only have a comment at this point.
00:21:12	Don't, don't, don't-- Let him alone.
00:21:15	And, uh-- No, l wanna
00:21:18	Listen, l've been empowered
00:21:21	to offer Grace $5,000...
00:21:23	on behalf of G
00:21:26	uh, as well as $5,000
00:21:29	including the, uh...
00:21:31	new George Foreman Lean Mean
00:21:34	that's available only
00:21:37	- This sounds like a publicity stunt.
00:21:39	lt was what it was, and let's all
00:21:41	Thanks so much.
00:21:43	[ Tune: ''Beethoven's Fifth Symphony'' ]
00:21:47	# G, G, G, G #
00:21:49	Oh. Don't you think
00:21:53	With what? The announcer?
00:21:56	We're just kidding around with that,
00:21:58	[ Announcer ]
00:22:01	Would your life be better
00:22:04	- Yeah, sure.
00:22:06	- Or a V.C.R.?
00:22:09	[ Gasps ]
00:22:13	He's especially excited about
00:22:16	- No.
00:22:18	- No.
00:22:20	No, no. Can't you see?
00:22:23	- My clothes don't mean anything.
00:22:28	You know what's
00:22:30	- l'll show you. Come on.
00:22:32	- Come with me?
00:22:43	This is important.
00:22:49	This is crucial.
00:22:51	This is something that every person
00:22:54	This is a gift
00:22:56	Her name is Kate, and she is
00:22:59	And you know why?
00:23:02	she listens to what you say.
00:23:04	And that's more important
00:23:07	lsn't that right, Kate?
00:23:10	l'm sorry.
00:23:12	How could you not love this woman?
00:23:16	How wonderful is she?
00:23:19	Let me tell you what everybody
00:23:22	Come back, Brutus.
00:23:30	Seventy-five years. That's
00:23:33	Seventy-five years.
00:23:36	seventy-five springtimes, seventy-five
00:23:40	When you look at it like that,
00:23:42	Don't waste them.
00:23:45	and forget about the superficial things
00:23:48	and get back
00:23:50	Right now, this very second.
00:23:52	And l'm not saying drop everything and
00:23:55	l'm saying that you can become a seeker.
00:23:58	You could be taking some chances.
00:24:00	You can be spending more time
00:24:02	You can be getting in touch
00:24:04	the part of you
00:24:07	the part of you that recognizes
00:24:10	And l tell you,
00:24:12	Oh, there it is. lt was a momentary
00:24:14	Careful, Brutus, don't fall down.
00:24:20	Something very, very important.
00:24:22	Okay, right here.
00:24:25	Can you fill the screen up
00:24:31	That's the answer right there.
00:24:33	That's what it's all about,
00:24:55	Just take a little break
00:24:59	Just, just look at this,
00:25:03	peaceful parcel of earth
00:25:06	Go ahead, wherever you are.
00:25:09	Just go look at some grass.
00:25:12	Just go do it.
00:25:14	Just go look at some grass.
00:25:28	Speedy, come on over here.
00:25:33	[ Ricky ]
00:25:35	Gentlemen, battle stations,
00:25:38	J.P., we're just about to
00:25:40	Okay, go, go. Barry, Barry!
00:25:43	Come on, come on, come on!
00:25:45	Hold up the mat. Yeah.
00:25:48	- Okay?
00:25:50	- Let's call it a peaceful parcel.
00:25:52	- Do you understand?
00:25:54	Go, go!
00:25:56	Can we-- Are we--
00:25:59	'Cause l don't--
00:26:02	Okay, Sam, what's up? Barry,
00:26:05	The grass mats. Get ready to go to
00:26:08	Right. One, on Barry.
00:26:10	- Here we go.
00:26:13	Also, get ready to go
00:26:15	- Okay, graphics prepped and ready.
00:26:18	Of your worries.
00:26:21	- Go to graphics.
00:26:23	- Go to G.
00:26:25	- Give in--
00:26:30	- Go to graphics.
00:26:32	- Go to G.
00:26:34	- And take the journey--
00:26:37	and call the Good Buy Channel...
00:26:39	where the good buys
00:26:41	- Go to graphics.
00:26:43	- Go to Barry.
00:26:49	[ Stammering ]
00:26:53	- Thanks, G. [ Chuckles ] Um--
00:26:56	You're watching the, uh,
00:27:00	where the grass is always...
00:27:05	- [ Phone Ringing ]
00:27:08	This is Kate.
00:27:11	Great. l'll tell him.
00:27:14	Well, we don't have to worry about
00:27:17	- They're selling out.
00:27:20	Now, that's what l like to hear.
00:27:24	- All right!
00:27:27	Thank you so much.
00:27:31	[ Barry ] lf you're feeling bad,
00:27:34	in your winter--
00:27:40	[ Crowd Shouting ]
00:28:33	Well, that was just the best macaroni
00:28:38	Kraft in the box is,
00:28:40	- but you have a... touch.
00:28:44	- Are you okay?
00:28:48	Wait a minute.
00:28:50	The way you say
00:28:53	What's the matter?
00:28:56	l'm worried about G.
00:28:58	Remember when we first met him?
00:29:00	He was so happy.
00:29:03	And now he just seems drained.
00:29:06	Well, like us.
00:29:09	Right, it is all the work. And now that
00:29:12	lt started so simply, and now it's
00:29:17	lt's the Hayman
00:29:19	with the G chants and the orchestras
00:29:22	- Kinda fun, huh? Kitsch.
00:29:25	- Yeah?
00:29:28	- way beyond the G T-shirts.
00:29:31	They have got
00:29:33	- named after him called--
00:29:36	- [ Chuckling ] What? ls that terrible?
00:29:38	- You knew about this?
00:29:40	- l thought it was funny.
00:29:42	- What?
00:29:45	- called the, the--
00:29:47	[ Snickering ]
00:29:49	Look, l mean,
00:29:52	You know, the people who are
00:29:55	l don't think so. You know.
00:29:57	You know, instead of getting stuff
00:30:00	he's reaching America,
00:30:03	Who's losing out?
00:30:05	Yes, but we are making money
00:30:08	But-- No, but so does every religion
00:30:10	or a Star of David or a stick
00:30:13	And, you know,
00:30:15	people are buying, l think,
00:30:18	And if they wear a G T-shirt,
00:30:22	what he's all about,
00:30:24	Don't you think so?
00:30:27	The difference is...
00:30:29	- What?
00:30:35	l think we should let him go.
00:30:39	What?
00:30:41	l mean, he's not chained in my basement,
00:30:44	- But what are you talking about?
00:30:50	l've decided
00:30:53	l'm gonna give him his own
00:30:56	- Surely you don't think
00:31:00	He has the broadest appeal of any
00:31:02	Yeah, that's right,
00:31:04	And l love the idea of a new G show.
00:31:07	This is so funny. That's why l wanted
00:31:09	l think it's a great idea.
00:31:11	uh, we start a show--
00:31:13	with G and other hosts?
00:31:16	Wait a minute.
00:31:20	where G doesn't have to,
00:31:23	- We could even phase him out
00:31:25	He's the guy they're interested in.
00:31:29	Oh, wait a second.
00:31:32	- Yeah.
00:31:34	- Yeah!
00:31:38	if this took off, and l haven't.
00:31:40	- Oh. Oh.
00:31:42	But if you launch this...
00:31:45	and if you make it work...
00:31:48	then... everything
00:31:52	everything that you have
00:31:57	an office next to mine...
00:32:00	a view of the studio, a car...
00:32:03	the perks, the bonuses--
00:32:07	everything will be yours.
00:32:13	- And Kate?
00:32:16	Do you wanna produce the show
00:32:19	Look, as far as l'm concerned,
00:32:22	We couldn't have gotten here
00:32:24	my deal would have to be in place,
00:32:28	- you said the last show,
00:32:30	to get G signed up, and have you
00:32:35	- Yeah, he's been here.
00:32:38	Oh, well, that's just
00:32:40	Why? He doesn't have a pen?
00:32:45	And then...
00:32:53	Whether you're a lover of jazz,
00:32:56	you'll be able to select
00:32:59	that is going to fit
00:33:02	This is the stereo that really does
00:33:05	but it does it
00:33:08	So if it's gonna go on a bookshelf,
00:33:11	[ Continues lndistinct ]
00:33:35	[ Clears Throat ]
00:33:38	No. How could you ever bother me?
00:33:41	That's what l wanted to do--
00:33:44	- Ricky and l were thinking--
00:33:46	Excuse me one second. Hello?
00:33:50	Yes, Dr Simon.
00:33:53	[ Chuckles ] So tell me, how long
00:34:03	How could it be chronic?
00:34:05	Uh, how can it be chronic?
00:34:07	Well, i-it's chronic because--
00:34:13	lt's chronic because of the decrease
00:34:24	[ Coughing ]
00:34:26	l got a little phlegm there. And--
00:34:30	[ Coughing ] Yeah, the, um,
00:34:36	Dolphins.
00:34:38	l'm sorry, l-l couldn't
00:34:40	You know, doctor's handwriting.
00:34:43	Uh, that number
00:34:50	low, so...
00:34:54	ass two, as to...
00:34:56	demonstrate...
00:35:00	have a...
00:35:02	poor heart--
00:35:05	At this time, l'm--
00:35:08	l'm, uh--
00:35:12	l'm afraid, uh, that you, uh...
00:35:15	need to--
00:35:25	Stay on the floor!
00:35:27	l'm sorry. l was, uh,
00:35:31	Yeah, l'm-l'm afraid that
00:35:35	stick... around...
00:35:39	for several months, or...
00:35:42	- perhaps until the end of time.
00:35:44	Uh, just a little
00:35:47	- [ Squeaks ]
00:35:50	No, l'm just calling
00:35:52	Yeah, l-l-l know
00:35:56	No, as soon as the heat breaks,
00:35:59	make another appointment.
00:36:01	Yeah, l'm sorry.
00:36:04	[ Sighing ]
00:36:06	[ Sighing ]
00:36:08	l think so.
00:36:11	He sounded awfully sad, though.
00:36:14	He did?
00:36:16	Okay, now l can get him
00:36:20	- Oh, my God.
00:36:22	What, what, what, what?
00:36:25	Ricky, how? G trusted you.
00:36:28	- You can trust me.
00:36:30	Okay, honey, that was wrong.
00:36:32	Listen, sweetie, don't be upset with me.
00:36:34	But don't be upset.
00:36:37	Going good? l just watched you
00:36:39	No, but that was isolated. l didn't
00:36:42	l had a meeting with McBainbridge
00:36:44	which l alluded to last night,
00:36:46	but he said my job depends
00:36:49	Oh, so all's fair, never mind
00:36:51	- No, no, l think
00:36:53	- l'm stupid is not a good way
00:36:55	Just tell me what you want me
00:36:58	Okay. Okay.
00:37:01	No, Kate.
00:37:03	John, l wanted to talk to you
00:37:05	Speaking of contracts,
00:37:08	- ls what settled?
00:37:11	His own show. Hayman's gonna produce,
00:37:14	Oh, he won't screw up.
00:37:16	Ricky's a go-to,
00:37:19	ln fact, that's what l wanted
00:37:21	l wanted to recommend
00:37:22	l think the two of you
00:37:24	What the hell
00:37:26	You two are cut from the same cloth.
00:37:29	Hold it a second! lf l recall, you're
00:37:34	Well, l was wrong.
00:37:36	Well, if you don't like it, fine!
00:37:39	But it's not your network,
00:37:42	and nobody tells me
00:37:44	l created you. You walk when l tell you
00:37:48	And you sell what
00:37:52	l will not sell my soul.
00:37:57	- Kate, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
00:38:00	Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate!
00:38:02	l just can't believe l was
00:38:05	l never wanted to be wrong
00:38:20	- Ricky Hayman?
00:38:27	[ Phone Beeps, Dialling ]
00:38:33	[ Ringing ]
00:38:36	- Hello?
00:38:38	- [ Clicks ]
00:38:49	- [ G ] A contract?
00:38:51	it's for six months with provisions for
00:38:55	and you're gonna be paid...
00:39:00	But you can put some aside
00:39:02	or, or, uh,
00:39:08	ls this what you want?
00:39:11	Because if this is what you want, all
00:39:29	[ Sighing ]
00:39:41	## [ Woman Vocalizing ]
00:39:53	Well, Mr Hayman,
00:39:56	Ah. ls this
00:39:59	Well, l'll be dipped in shit.
00:40:03	l can't believe it!
00:40:05	# l like spaghetti, l love meatballs
00:40:08	[ Laughing ]
00:40:10	Proud of you! Proud of you!
00:40:12	Let me usher you
00:40:14	Follow me. Follow me.
00:40:18	## [ Vocalizing Continues ]
00:40:30	Well, here you are, Hayman.
00:40:34	All systems go.
00:40:37	And l want you to screw your courage
00:40:42	[ Chuckles ]
00:40:46	# l like spaghetti, l love meatballs
00:40:50	[ Laughing ]
00:40:53	# Viva la, viva la, viva l'amore #
00:40:55	# Viva l'amore, viva l'amore ##
00:40:57	## [ Vocalizing Continues ]
00:41:11	- Hello?
00:41:17	l just want you to know that G's in
00:41:21	so you should get down
00:41:23	Okay, be there in a sec.
00:41:26	- Okay.
00:41:28	## [ Vocalizing Continues ]
00:41:41	Here we go.
00:41:44	Camera three, you are roaming
00:41:48	- Camera three, are you ready?
00:42:13	- Oh, there you are.
00:42:16	- Ready?
00:42:18	- Okay.
00:42:20	- Show time.
00:42:23	Uh, you know what?
00:42:28	Don't do it.
00:42:30	Don't do the show.
00:42:35	- Continue your journey.
00:42:37	Yeah. You know, it's not you.
00:42:39	The show's-- if you do it,
00:42:42	Everybody's gonna be
00:42:44	Just go and--
00:42:47	You had a call two days ago
00:42:50	That was Barry pretending to be
00:42:52	and your heart is... fine.
00:42:56	- What?
00:42:59	So is yours, Ricky.
00:43:04	- What do you mean? You knew?
00:43:09	Well, so why'd you stay?
00:43:12	l stayed 'cause l wanted to help you,
00:43:15	But most of all, you really
00:43:22	Yeah, well, l've gotten--
00:43:25	so that l don't wanna strangle you
00:43:28	But-But, uh--
00:43:30	take off, 'cause, you know,
00:43:33	l don't wanna change my mind,
00:43:40	Beautiful man, Ricky.
00:43:44	l'm a dead man.
00:43:50	All right.
00:44:02	[ Choir ]
00:44:05	- # G, G, G, G ##
00:44:09	lt's The G Spot!
00:44:11	Philosophy,
00:44:14	and nonstop shopping!
00:44:16	- Here's G!
00:44:20	[ Applause ]
00:44:24	[ Chanting ]
00:44:31	He's always full of surprises.
00:44:33	- Surprise, surprise, surprise.
00:44:39	- [ Applause Subsides ]
00:44:41	[ Scattered Applause ]
00:44:48	What is he doing?
00:44:50	Thank you.
00:44:53	is my friend.
00:44:55	And he's... a special fellow.
00:44:58	- [ Applause ]
00:45:01	That's why you're here
00:45:03	But that's also
00:45:06	l couldn't let him
00:45:08	So-- Yeah. l'm here to apologize
00:45:12	'cause G agreed to continue
00:45:15	but l had to, uh, let him go.
00:45:19	- [ Together ] Let him go?
00:45:22	Because l knew that he...
00:45:25	would be happier in his heart...
00:45:29	if he continued on his journey.
00:45:33	And it wouldn't have been
00:45:36	l mean, you don't know me, but this is--
00:45:38	l wanted to do the right,
00:45:41	l mean, he doesn't care
00:45:44	or fame or money,
00:45:46	[ Ricky ]
00:45:49	Get me Security!
00:45:52	- All G cares about
00:45:56	as the gift that it is.
00:45:58	- Kill this!
00:46:00	Okay. Sure.
00:46:03	- Anything!
00:46:07	Oh, for Christ's sake.
00:46:11	...real, real hard.
00:46:13	Of course, l'm not G.
00:46:16	a regular, a regular type,
00:46:20	l think...
00:46:24	That you never...
00:46:29	and right...
00:46:31	than when you love...
00:46:35	and when you know that
00:46:40	And l had that.
00:46:42	But l might have
00:46:45	just a little bit ago.
00:46:47	Her name's Kate, and, uh...
00:46:52	she made me wanna do better--
00:46:56	to do what was right.
00:46:59	And l didn't listen.
00:47:03	sorry... that l didn't
00:47:08	[ Sighing ] Not that doin'
00:47:11	You know, l've lost my job.
00:47:13	- [ Sympathetic Murmurs ]
00:47:15	[ TV Clicks Off ]
00:47:24	The second G was out,
00:47:28	You know-- Hey!
00:47:30	Look, look who's there. You know who
00:47:33	Can you get a shot of Mr McBainbridge?
00:47:35	Will, can you please get
00:47:38	- This is my boss, or my ex-boss.
00:47:40	No, no, no.
00:47:44	- [ Booing Continues ]
00:47:47	He's just, uh, alone,
00:47:50	You know what he needs is--
00:47:53	lf you see this guy on the street,
00:47:56	- Give him a big kiss... on the cheek.
00:47:59	- lt'll help him.
00:48:02	Don't fight him, Mr McBainbridge.
00:48:05	Mr McBainbridge.
00:48:08	We love you,
00:48:10	Oh, l like you too.
00:48:12	You too.
00:48:16	- [ Ricky ] Say it. You're on TV. Say.
00:48:19	- Barry, there's a call for Ricky.
00:48:21	Put it through to the floor.
00:48:25	l do?
00:48:27	- Should l take a call? l--
00:48:30	Okay. Hello.
00:48:32	[ Kate ] This isn't fair. l should
00:48:35	- Kate?
00:48:37	- [ Cheering ]
00:48:40	- lt's Kate.
00:48:42	You've been so public about your
00:48:46	Well, maybe QVC'll give you a show.
00:48:48	l'm in the car racing to get to you.
00:48:52	- We lost her. Hello?
00:48:54	- Hi, hi, there you are.
00:48:57	- l'm at the studio.
00:48:59	- [ Applause ]
00:49:01	- What do we do? l don't know.
00:49:03	l'm on it.
00:49:08	Brutus, Brutus, you're missing
00:49:14	Kate!
00:49:18	- [ Cheering ]
00:49:21	- [ Cheering ]
00:49:24	- They're so sweet together.
00:49:27	Yeah, okay.
00:49:31	Move to the left. Move to the left.
00:49:33	Yeah. Oh, that's beautiful.
00:49:36	Oh, this is great stuff.
00:49:40	- [ Chuckling ]
00:49:42	[ Barry ] Oh, they're taking off.
00:49:44	Keep goin', keep goin'.
00:49:47	- Stay with them.
00:49:50	Way to go, Ricky.
00:49:52	- l'm sorry.
00:49:54	- l'm so sorry.
00:49:55	l love you.
00:49:59	[ Whispering ]
00:50:14	[ Kate ]
00:50:17	Yes, some goodbyes
00:50:20	And other goodbyes are like,
00:50:23	urine-sipping, floor-sleeping freak
00:50:26	[ Laughing ]
00:50:29	- l don't know, Robert.
00:50:32	Maybe you'll come back.
00:50:34	You know, winters are
00:50:39	We're gonna be together
00:50:42	For me, l promise
00:50:46	Goodbyes are sad.
00:50:47	- l really don't wanna say goodbye.
00:50:52	Kate.
00:51:06	Robert Ricky.
00:51:13	Your good is better.
00:52:06	# Ee-ee #
00:52:11	# Everybody's got a thing #
00:52:14	# But some don't know
00:52:18	# Always reachin' out in vain #
00:52:22	# Just taking the things
00:52:26	# But don't you worry
00:52:30	# Don't you worry
00:52:34	# 'Cause l'll be standing
00:52:37	# When you check it out #
00:52:42	# You say your style
00:52:46	# And that you must go
00:52:49	# But just don't you feel too bad #
00:52:53	# When you get fooled
00:52:57	# But don't you worry
00:53:01	# Don't you worry
00:53:05	# 'Cause l'll be standing on
00:53:10	# Out #
00:53:16	# When you get off #
00:53:22	# Your trip #
00:53:23	# Don't you worry 'bout a thing #
00:53:30	# Don't you worry
00:53:38	# Yeah, everybody needs a change #
00:53:43	# A chance to check out the new #
00:53:46	# But you're the only one
00:53:50	# The changes
00:53:54	# But don't you worry
00:53:58	# Don't you worry
00:54:02	# 'Cause l'll be standing
00:54:08	# Oh #
00:54:09	# Don't you worry
00:54:16	# Don't you worry 'bout a thing #
00:54:24	# Don't you worry
00:54:31	# Don't you worry 'bout a thing #
00:54:39	# Yeah #
00:54:47	# Yeah, 'bout a thing, baby #
00:54:50	# Don't you worry
00:54:53	# Don't you worry
00:54:57	# Don't you worry
00:55:01	# Don't you worry 'bout a thing ##

Holy Man