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Home Alone 2 Lost in New York
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(FAMILY GRUMMLING) |
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Where are my golf balls? |
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Anyone seen my sun block? |
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What's the point of going to Florida |
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I don't care, I'm getting toasted. |
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Great. Now you can be a skag |
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He's jealous because he can't tan. |
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Hey, hey, easy on the fluids! |
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She wants "Ding." |
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HOST: |
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All right! |
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That gives you 4700 points. |
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HOST ON RECORDER: |
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Honey, are you packed yet? |
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Yes. |
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Yes. |
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Everything I put out? |
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Yes. |
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Yes. |
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Oh, did you see what Grandma sent you? |
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Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers? |
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Close. |
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Inflatable clown to play with |
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How exciting. |
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Why Florida? There's no |
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What is it with Christmas trees? |
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How can you have Christmas |
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We'll find a nice fake silver one. |
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ANNOUNCER: Guests of Ding, Dang, Dong |
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New York's most exciting |
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For reservations, call toll-free, |
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- Where's the camcorder battery? |
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How's this? |
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Oh, much better. |
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Kevin, put your tie on. We'll be |
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It's in the bathroom. I can't go in. |
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He says if I walk in there and see him |
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Whatever that means. |
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I'm sure he was kidding. |
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...get out, and don't look |
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FRANK SINGS WITH RADIO: |
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This cat they're talking about |
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'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat |
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The heaviest cat you ever did see |
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When they see me |
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None of the fellas want to speak |
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On their faces they wear a silly smirk |
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I'm the king |
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Get out of here, you pervert, |
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Oh, you're cooking, Frankie. |
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CHOIR: Christmas tree |
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Lit up like a star |
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When I see |
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Can loved ones be far |
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Christmas tree |
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Wherever I roam |
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Kevin's solo's coming up. |
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Kevin's solo's coming up. |
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Okay. Frank. |
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Frank! |
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Christmastime means laughter |
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Toboggans in the snow |
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Caroling together |
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With faces aglow |
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Stockings on the mantel |
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A wreath on the door |
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And my merriest Christmas |
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Needs just one thing more |
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GIRL: |
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My Christmas tree |
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(SCREAMING) |
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(SHOUTS) |
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Kevin! |
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... |
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...I'd like to apologize |
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...I might have caused you. |
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My prank was immature and ill-timed. |
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Immature or not, it was |
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I also apologize to my brother. |
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Kevin. |
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I'm sorry. |
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KATE: |
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...that was very nice. |
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(CLAPPING) |
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Kevin, do you have something to say? |
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Meat that, you trout-sniffer. |
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I'm not sorry. I did it |
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He gets away with everything, |
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Since you stupidly |
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...I don't care if your |
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Who wants to spend Christmas |
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KATE: |
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You walk out, |
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Yeah, with me. |
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So, what else is new? |
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Don't wreck my trip. |
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Wouldn't want to spoil your fun, |
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What a troubled young man. |
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They're all a bunch of jerks. |
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Hi. |
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Last time we tried to take a trip, |
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Yeah, with me getting crapped on. |
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I don't care for your choice of words. |
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Muzz apologized to you. |
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Yeah, then he called me |
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He didn't mean it. |
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Okay, why don't you just sit up here |
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When you're ready to apologize |
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I'm not apologizing to Muzz. |
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Then stay up here all night. |
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I don't want to go down anyway! |
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You know what? If I had my own |
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Alone, without any of you. And I'd |
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You got your wish last year. |
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I hope so. |
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(STATUE CLANKS) |
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(DOORMELL RINGS) |
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- We did it again! |
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(SCREAMING) |
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(CLAMORING) |
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Our McCallisters here, |
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I shouldn't complain, but |
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- Do you have the tickets? |
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- How many do you have? |
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- We have seven. |
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Seven... |
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...eight... |
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...nine, ten. |
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This time of year, we're lucky to get |
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Where's Kevin? |
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14. |
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Good thing I have my own ticket, |
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- Come on. |
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I'll give them to you on the plane. |
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- Here's two more. |
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Not now! What's the gate number? |
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H-17. |
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MAN: Metter hurry, it's the last gate. |
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H-17, Muzz. Come on, Kevin. |
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Kevin, you gonna take my bag? |
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Come on. Come on. |
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ANNOUNCER: American Airlines |
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... is now in the final |
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Come on. Come on! |
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Dad, wait up! |
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Dad, wait up! |
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Wait up! |
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Wait! |
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KATE: |
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KEVIN: |
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KATE: |
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LESLIE: |
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Everybody here? We made it? |
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Please board, the plane's leaving. |
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- I'll make sure everyone gets on. |
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WOMAN: |
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MEGAN: Mye. |
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Hey, wait up! |
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Hey, guys, wait for me! |
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- Cutting it kind of close. |
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WOMAN: Merry Christmas. |
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Wait! |
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Wait! |
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- I'm sorry. |
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Yeah. My family's on the plane. |
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- Do you have a boarding pass? |
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They're ready to go. |
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He dropped his pass. |
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This happened to me last year |
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You sure your family's onboard? |
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My dad ran in right before |
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Moard him. Make sure he locates |
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Okay. Come on. |
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Do you see your family? |
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There's my dad. |
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- Find an empty seat. Merry Christmas. |
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In order to push back from the gate... |
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... all passengers must have |
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So have you ever been to Florida? |
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(SPEAKS IN FRENCH) |
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RECORDER) |
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Welcome aboard American Airlines |
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PETER: |
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Something wrong? |
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Honey? |
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I have that feeling. |
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We forgot something? |
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No, I don't think we did, |
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Just bad memories. |
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We did everything, brought everything. |
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There's nothing to worry about. |
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KATE: Yeah. Yeah, you're right. |
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PETER: |
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Mom? |
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Dad? |
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Uncle Frank? |
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Muzz? |
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We're the last ones off the plane. |
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Where are those guys? |
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PETER: Is this Megan's? |
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Give this to Mrooke, this to Kevin. |
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- Give this... Give this to Kevin. |
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Give this to Kevin. |
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- Kevin. |
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- Give this to Kevin. |
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- Give this to Kevin. |
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- Give this to Kevin. |
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- Kevin's not here. |
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- Kevin's not here. |
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- Kevin's not here. |
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- Kevin's not here. |
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Kevin's not here. |
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Kevin's not here. |
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What! |
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Kevin! |
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(GASPS) |
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Excuse me, this is an emergency! |
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Yes, sir? |
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What city is that? |
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That's New York. |
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Yikes, I did it again! |
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Something wrong, sir? |
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I'll be fine. |
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Oh, no. My family's in Florida |
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My family's in Florida? |
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I'm in... |
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...New York? |
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Wow. |
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What's the child's name? |
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- Kevin. |
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When did you see him last? |
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Curbside check-in? |
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No, I saw him at the door. |
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Most people get separated at security. |
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I don't know. Peter... |
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We were in a hurry. |
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When did you notice he was missing? |
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When we picked up our baggage here. |
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- Has the boy ever run away from home? |
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Has he ever been in a situation |
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As a matter of fact, |
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KATE: It's becoming a McCallister |
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Funnily enough, |
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(KNOCKING) |
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He was left at home, |
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That's what my wife meant calling it |
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We'll call Chicago and... |
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...notify them of the situation. |
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The odds are that's where he is. |
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Thanks. |
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Very unlikely he'd be anywhere else. |
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(HORN HONKS) |
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DRIVER: |
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WORKER: |
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Here we are, Marv, New York City. |
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The land of opportunity. |
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Smell that? |
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Yeah. |
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Know what that is? |
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- Fish. |
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No, it's fish. |
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- It's freedom and it's money. |
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It's freedom. |
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Come on, let's go before |
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And it's fish. |
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Yes, one quick score. |
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We get ourselves |
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...and we hightail it |
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Arizona? |
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That's very smart, Marv. |
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You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents |
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Every bit helps. |
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Mesides, now we got our new nickname. |
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We're the Sticky Mandits! |
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Real cute. |
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Very cute. |
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"The Plaza Hotel. New York's most |
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Sick! |
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What's the matter? |
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Thought I saw something. |
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(SPEAKS IN FRENCH) |
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Serves you right! Come on, let's go. |
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I think she likes me. |
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Ahh. |
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Excuse me, where's the lobby? |
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- Down the hall and to the left. |
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Wow. |
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ANNOUNCER ON RECORDER: Guests of |
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... stay at the world-renowned |
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New York's most exciting |
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For reservations, call toll-free... |
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... 1-800-759-3000. |
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I'll do just that. |
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KEVIN: Howdy-do. This is Peter |
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I'd like a hotel room. |
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With an extra-large bed, a TV... |
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...and one of those little |
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Credit card? You got it. |
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Plaza Reservations, may I help you? |
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KEVIN ON RECORDER IN SLOW SPEED: |
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The father. |
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WOMAN: Yes, sir. |
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WOMAN: Yes. |
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... and one of those little |
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You'll need a major credit card. |
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Credit card? You got it. |
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WOMAN: |
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CONCIERGE: Yes, two at eight, Henri. |
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Hold on a second. |
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I'll call you back. |
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Hi. |
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Can I help you? |
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Reservation for McCallister. |
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A reservation for yourself? |
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My feet are hardly touching the ground. |
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How can I make a reservation |
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Think about it: A kid going into |
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I don't think so. |
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I'm confused. |
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I'm traveling with my dad. |
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I hate meetings. I'm not allowed |
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That's boring. |
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So my dad dropped me off. |
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Gave me his credit card and said |
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...let me in the room |
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Ma'am, sometimes I do |
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We all do. |
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Merry Christmas. |
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No sign of him. |
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We'll need to be in touch. |
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- Yeah. |
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I have one in my wallet. |
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I don't have my wallet. |
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My wallet's in my bag. |
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Kevin was looking in my bag at |
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- Did you have credit cards? |
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We'll notify the credit card |
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If your son has the cards, we can get |
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I don't think he knows |
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Wow! It worked! |
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- Cedric. |
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- Don't count your tips in public. |
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And find out everything you can |
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Front, please! |
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Enjoy your stay with us. |
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Don't forget to remind |
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...he must come down and |
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- Thank you, you've been helpful. |
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Up here to your left. |
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Herbert Hoover |
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The vacuum guy? |
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No, the president. |
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This is one of our finest suites, sir. |
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This is great! |
| 00:30:06 |
Wow! A huge bed just for me! |
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Luxurious and spacious. |
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How convenient. |
| 00:30:29 |
Hey. |
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Did you want the key in the bag? |
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I'll hang on to it. |
| 00:30:41 |
Everything all right? |
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- Is the temperature okay? |
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- Do you know how the TV works? |
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Well... |
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I'm sorry. |
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And there's plenty more |
| 00:31:06 |
Thank you. |
| 00:31:34 |
Would you mind if I worked |
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No. |
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Thanks. |
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KEVIN: |
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This is a vacation. |
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Hold it right there! |
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It's me, Johnny. |
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I knew it was you. |
| 00:32:23 |
I could smell you getting off |
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- Two scoops, sir? |
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DAME: Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite. |
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You was here last night too, |
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I was singing at the Blue Monkey |
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She was not. |
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You was here and you was |
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DAME: That's a dirty lie. |
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Don 't give me that. |
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Snuffy, Al, Leo... |
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... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, |
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I could go on forever, baby. |
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DAME: |
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JOHNNY: |
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... I believe you. |
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But my Tommy gun don 't! |
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Johnny! |
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You're the only duck in my pond! |
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Get down on your knees |
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DAME: |
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You gotta do better than that! |
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If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have |
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Maybe I'm off my hinges, |
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That's why I'm letting you go. |
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I'm gonna give you till the count |
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... lying... |
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... lowdown, four-flushing carcass |
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She's rat bait. |
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One! |
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Two! |
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(LAUGHING) |
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Three! |
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Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. |
| 00:34:01 |
And a Happy New Year. |
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Housekeeping. |
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FRANK OVER RECORDER: |
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We know a guy who can do the cool jerk |
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This cat they're talkin ' about |
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I wonder who could it be |
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'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat |
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The heaviest cat you ever did see |
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When they see me |
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None of the fellas want to speak |
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On their faces they wear a silly smirk |
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I'm the king of the cool jerks |
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Get out of here, you pervert, |
| 00:35:58 |
Uh... |
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Oh, you're cooking, Frankie. |
| 00:36:05 |
Oh, my foot! |
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Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon. |
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Uncle Rob lives here. |
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If they're back from Paris, |
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They usually give pretty |
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Good night, Mom. |
| 00:38:09 |
Good night, Kevin. |
| 00:38:36 |
Your drawers, sir. |
| 00:38:38 |
Don't flash these babies around here! |
| 00:38:43 |
I was very careful, sir. |
| 00:38:45 |
You can't be too careful |
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I understand. |
| 00:38:49 |
I'm sorry. You wanted a tip. |
| 00:38:52 |
That won't be necessary, sir. |
| 00:38:58 |
No tip? |
| 00:38:59 |
Okay. |
| 00:39:01 |
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait! |
| 00:39:07 |
The doorman will be happy |
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Mr. McCallister. |
| 00:39:14 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:39:15 |
Sure. |
| 00:39:20 |
And how are we this morning? |
| 00:39:22 |
- Fine. Is my transportation here? |
| 00:39:25 |
A limousine and a pizza. |
| 00:39:28 |
Compliments of the Plaza Hotel. |
| 00:39:30 |
I do hope your father understands |
| 00:39:33 |
...I was simply checking to see |
| 00:39:36 |
Oh, he was pretty mad. |
| 00:39:38 |
He was? |
| 00:39:39 |
He said he didn't come here |
| 00:39:43 |
Of course not. |
| 00:39:45 |
Will he be down soon? |
| 00:39:47 |
He already left. |
| 00:39:51 |
I would've liked to have offered |
| 00:39:54 |
If a guy saw you in the shower, |
| 00:39:58 |
I suppose not. |
| 00:40:00 |
I don't think you'll see him again. |
| 00:40:03 |
I understand. |
| 00:40:05 |
Mye. |
| 00:40:09 |
Have a lovely day. |
| 00:40:20 |
McCallister... |
| 00:40:34 |
- Good morning, Mr. McCallister. |
| 00:40:44 |
Mr. McCallister, |
| 00:40:47 |
...cheese pizza. |
| 00:41:09 |
- Hello? |
| 00:41:12 |
Know any good toy stores? |
| 00:41:14 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:41:26 |
Ahh. |
| 00:41:32 |
Mingo! |
| 00:41:48 |
Get outta here! Go on, get |
| 00:41:52 |
Meat it! Meat it! Get outta here! |
| 00:41:54 |
Hey, Marv! Get over here! |
| 00:42:07 |
Whoa, whoa! |
| 00:42:11 |
- Would you like a scarf? |
| 00:42:16 |
We don't have the equipment to pull off |
| 00:42:20 |
We don't want goods. |
| 00:42:24 |
How about... |
| 00:42:26 |
...hotels? |
| 00:42:27 |
Tourists carry lots of cash. |
| 00:42:29 |
I got a better idea. Stores ain't |
| 00:42:34 |
The stores that will have cash are the |
| 00:42:39 |
Right. Right. |
| 00:42:41 |
Ergo, what store's gonna make |
| 00:42:44 |
...that nobody's gonna rob? |
| 00:42:47 |
Candy stores. |
| 00:42:49 |
Nine-year-olds rob candy stores. |
| 00:42:52 |
This is what I had in mind: |
| 00:42:56 |
That's brilliant, Harry! Mrilliant! |
| 00:43:01 |
Nobody's dumb enough to knock off |
| 00:43:05 |
Oh, yes, there is. |
| 00:43:24 |
DRIVER: |
| 00:43:28 |
Merry Christmas, Kevin. |
| 00:43:37 |
(TRAIN WHISTLE MLOWS) |
| 00:44:04 |
(TO Y CLICKING) |
| 00:44:11 |
This is the greatest accident |
| 00:44:32 |
Marv. Marv! |
| 00:44:34 |
Hey, nice house. |
| 00:44:39 |
So, what's the plan? |
| 00:44:41 |
Everyone leaves for a holiday off. |
| 00:44:48 |
Yeah, then what? |
| 00:44:50 |
We empty the registers and walk out. |
| 00:44:52 |
Great plan, Harry! |
| 00:44:55 |
MR. DUNCAN: Well, now, thank you |
| 00:44:58 |
Say hello to the family. |
| 00:45:03 |
Let me see. |
| 00:45:06 |
You shopping alone? |
| 00:45:08 |
In New York? |
| 00:45:11 |
- I was just checking. |
| 00:45:14 |
Oh, well, thank you. |
| 00:45:16 |
My pleasure. |
| 00:45:18 |
That'll be $23.75. |
| 00:45:24 |
My, my, my. |
| 00:45:28 |
- I have a lot of grandmothers. |
| 00:45:31 |
Well, that explains it. |
| 00:45:35 |
This is a nice store. One of the |
| 00:45:39 |
Well, thank you. |
| 00:45:40 |
Mr. Duncan must be a nice guy... |
| 00:45:42 |
...letting kids come in here |
| 00:45:45 |
Most toy stores prohibit that. |
| 00:45:48 |
- Is that so? |
| 00:45:49 |
Well, he loves kids. |
| 00:45:51 |
As a matter of fact, all the money |
| 00:45:55 |
...Mr. Duncan is donating |
| 00:45:59 |
And the day after Christmas... |
| 00:46:01 |
...we empty out all the money |
| 00:46:04 |
...and Mr. Duncan takes it |
| 00:46:08 |
That's generous of him. |
| 00:46:09 |
Well, children bring him |
| 00:46:12 |
...as they do to everyone |
| 00:46:21 |
I'm not supposed to spend this, but |
| 00:46:26 |
...where my brother can't find it. |
| 00:46:30 |
So give this to Mr. Duncan. |
| 00:46:34 |
Mesides, I'll probably spend it on |
| 00:46:41 |
Ah, that's... |
| 00:46:45 |
You see that tree there? |
| 00:46:47 |
Well, to show our appreciation |
| 00:46:51 |
...I'll let you select an object |
| 00:46:54 |
...to take home with you. |
| 00:46:58 |
- May I make a suggestion? |
| 00:47:01 |
Take the turtledoves. |
| 00:47:04 |
I can have two? |
| 00:47:05 |
Well, "two turtledoves." |
| 00:47:10 |
You keep one... |
| 00:47:12 |
...and give the other one |
| 00:47:16 |
You see, turtledoves... |
| 00:47:18 |
...are a symbol of friendship |
| 00:47:21 |
Now, as long as each of you |
| 00:47:25 |
...you'll be friends forever. |
| 00:47:28 |
Wow, I never knew that. I thought |
| 00:47:32 |
They are. And for that |
| 00:47:36 |
Wow. |
| 00:47:38 |
Thanks. |
| 00:47:39 |
Merry Christmas. |
| 00:47:40 |
Merry Christmas to you too. |
| 00:47:42 |
Me sure to bundle up if you |
| 00:47:46 |
Oh. I'll do that. |
| 00:48:24 |
Well, where to? |
| 00:48:26 |
You promised you'd take me |
| 00:48:37 |
Hey, look who it is. |
| 00:48:43 |
Come on, let's get him. |
| 00:48:50 |
HARRY: |
| 00:48:57 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:48:59 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 00:49:10 |
Come on. |
| 00:49:26 |
MAN 1: |
| 00:49:32 |
MAN 2: |
| 00:49:34 |
(GLASS MREAKS) |
| 00:49:36 |
Muy now and avoid the Christmas rush. |
| 00:49:40 |
Four for 10. |
| 00:49:42 |
There he is! |
| 00:49:44 |
All right. |
| 00:49:46 |
- Thanks. |
| 00:50:16 |
MOTH: |
| 00:50:20 |
Oh... |
| 00:50:23 |
Yes! |
| 00:50:25 |
WOMAN: Thank you for your suggestion. |
| 00:50:39 |
Help! There's two guys after me! |
| 00:50:42 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:50:46 |
...stolen credit card? |
| 00:50:49 |
Let's see what the police |
| 00:50:57 |
HARRY: |
| 00:51:00 |
Come on! Let's go get him. |
| 00:51:03 |
Get back here, you little thief! |
| 00:51:09 |
Stop that child! |
| 00:51:14 |
Grab him! |
| 00:51:20 |
Whoa! |
| 00:51:24 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:51:29 |
You little sh... |
| 00:51:33 |
I've committed credit card fraud. |
| 00:51:35 |
CONCIERGE: |
| 00:51:37 |
We've got to stop that delinquent! |
| 00:51:40 |
Come along, Cedric! |
| 00:52:01 |
I've had enough of this vacation. |
| 00:52:15 |
Hold it! |
| 00:52:18 |
This is the Concierge, sir! |
| 00:52:21 |
I knew it was you. |
| 00:52:23 |
I could smell you |
| 00:52:27 |
JOHNNY: You was here last night too, |
| 00:52:31 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:52:34 |
I was. |
| 00:52:35 |
You was here and you was smooching |
| 00:52:39 |
Mu... |
| 00:52:42 |
You're mistaken, sir. |
| 00:52:44 |
Don 't give me that. |
| 00:52:47 |
Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe |
| 00:52:52 |
... Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... |
| 00:52:54 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:52:57 |
No! |
| 00:53:00 |
It's a lie! |
| 00:53:02 |
JOHNNY: |
| 00:53:04 |
I'm terribly sorry, sir. |
| 00:53:07 |
I'm afraid you're mistaken. |
| 00:53:09 |
We're looking for a young man. |
| 00:53:11 |
All right, I believe you... |
| 00:53:14 |
... but my Tommy gun don 't. |
| 00:53:16 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:53:17 |
Get down on your knees |
| 00:53:22 |
On your knees. |
| 00:53:32 |
I love you! |
| 00:53:35 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 00:53:38 |
You gotta do better than that! |
| 00:53:41 |
I love you! |
| 00:53:45 |
JOHNNY: |
| 00:53:47 |
... but I believe you. |
| 00:53:48 |
That's why I'm gonna let you go. |
| 00:53:51 |
I'm gonna give you till the count |
| 00:53:55 |
... lying, low-down... |
| 00:53:57 |
... four-flushing carcass out my door! |
| 00:54:02 |
- One! |
| 00:54:03 |
Two! |
| 00:54:07 |
(GUNFIRE ON TV) |
| 00:54:18 |
Three. |
| 00:54:20 |
JOHNNY: |
| 00:54:25 |
JOHNNY: |
| 00:54:30 |
Stay in your rooms! |
| 00:54:33 |
There's an insane guest with a gun! |
| 00:54:46 |
No! |
| 00:54:51 |
Come to Papa! |
| 00:54:54 |
Round trip to Miami. What's the |
| 00:54:58 |
You won't be needing this. |
| 00:55:00 |
American don't fly to the |
| 00:55:06 |
We spent 9 months in jail thinking |
| 00:55:10 |
We were wrong. |
| 00:55:12 |
We busted out and we're doing fine. |
| 00:55:15 |
...because we're not robbing houses, |
| 00:55:19 |
At midnight tonight, |
| 00:55:22 |
Five floors of cash. |
| 00:55:24 |
Then after that, we grab some |
| 00:55:28 |
- You want to shut up? |
| 00:55:32 |
Except maybe a fish. |
| 00:55:34 |
Or the undertaker. |
| 00:55:35 |
Let's go to the subway tunnel. |
| 00:55:42 |
HARRY: |
| 00:55:43 |
Say anything and you'll be spitting |
| 00:56:07 |
Well, hello. |
| 00:56:11 |
He did it! |
| 00:56:13 |
Did what? |
| 00:56:17 |
Thanks! |
| 00:56:21 |
HARRY: Go get him. |
| 00:56:23 |
HARRY: |
| 00:56:28 |
(KIDS SHOUTING) |
| 00:57:00 |
Over there! |
| 00:57:07 |
MO Y: Don't! |
| 00:57:10 |
MARV: |
| 00:57:11 |
- I got him. |
| 00:57:13 |
That ain't him! Put him down. |
| 00:57:16 |
We should've shot him. I hate pulling |
| 00:57:21 |
- What can he do? Kids are helpless. |
| 00:57:24 |
Mut this time he doesn't have a house |
| 00:57:29 |
He's in the park. He's alone. |
| 00:57:33 |
Yeah. Grown men come in the park |
| 00:57:38 |
Good luck, little fella. |
| 00:57:50 |
KEVIN: |
| 00:57:52 |
Mom, where are you? |
| 00:57:55 |
(THUNDER MOOMS) |
| 00:57:58 |
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH) |
| 00:58:21 |
(PHONE RINGS) |
| 00:58:23 |
Turn that down! |
| 00:58:26 |
- Hello? |
| 00:58:27 |
- This is she. |
| 00:58:29 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 00:58:31 |
- They know where Kevin is. |
| 00:58:33 |
- He's in New York City. |
| 00:58:35 |
New York? |
| 00:58:38 |
What? |
| 00:58:39 |
- He's scared, he's not a troublemaker. |
| 00:58:43 |
Just a second. He used your credit |
| 00:58:48 |
- Do they have him? |
| 00:58:49 |
- No, they're still looking. |
| 00:58:52 |
- Get to New York. |
| 00:58:54 |
Thanks. |
| 00:58:57 |
Yes! |
| 00:58:59 |
He ran away when they asked about |
| 00:59:03 |
- Would he go to my brother's? |
| 00:59:07 |
- Maybe they have a housesitter. |
| 00:59:40 |
(KNOCKING) |
| 00:59:48 |
Hello?! |
| 00:59:51 |
Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! |
| 00:59:54 |
Anybody home?! |
| 00:59:56 |
Hello! |
| 00:59:58 |
Anybody home? |
| 01:00:00 |
It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin! |
| 01:00:03 |
Uncle Rob! |
| 01:00:05 |
Aunt Georgette! |
| 01:00:27 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:00:48 |
Watch it, kid! |
| 01:00:50 |
(MAN CACKLES) |
| 01:00:56 |
You looking for someone |
| 01:00:59 |
(WOMEN LAUGHING) |
| 01:01:05 |
Taxi! |
| 01:01:19 |
It's scary out there. |
| 01:01:22 |
Ain't much better in here. |
| 01:01:24 |
(GASPS) |
| 01:01:50 |
I don't ever want to take a vacation |
| 01:02:04 |
(WINGS FLAPPING) |
| 01:02:23 |
KEVIN: |
| 01:02:24 |
I don't have enough for everybody. |
| 01:02:26 |
How hungry are you guys? |
| 01:02:30 |
You guys ate all my food. |
| 01:02:47 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:03:29 |
I'm sorry I screamed in your face. |
| 01:03:37 |
I'm Kevin McCallister. |
| 01:03:40 |
Your birds are real nice. |
| 01:03:42 |
I've seen you before. |
| 01:03:44 |
You had pigeons all over you. |
| 01:03:46 |
At first, you look scary, but when |
| 01:03:51 |
They must like you to be all over you. |
| 01:03:55 |
If I'm bothering you, I can leave. |
| 01:03:57 |
Am I bothering you? |
| 01:04:00 |
No. |
| 01:04:02 |
Good. I'm not a pain in the butt? |
| 01:04:07 |
No. |
| 01:04:12 |
Will the pigeons come back |
| 01:04:26 |
LAD Y: |
| 01:04:30 |
(GRAIN SPILLING) |
| 01:04:31 |
They can hear it. |
| 01:04:49 |
This is great! |
| 01:04:55 |
It's pretty cold out. |
| 01:04:56 |
I'd sure like a cup of hot chocolate. |
| 01:05:00 |
My treat. |
| 01:05:06 |
KEVIN: I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve |
| 01:05:08 |
Can we go someplace warm? |
| 01:05:11 |
LAD Y: |
| 01:05:12 |
I know a place. |
| 01:05:16 |
(ORCHESTRA PLAYS) |
| 01:05:21 |
(ORCHESTRA PLAYS |
| 01:05:58 |
Nice music. |
| 01:06:01 |
This place is great. |
| 01:06:04 |
LAD Y: I've heard the world's |
| 01:06:08 |
Ella Fitzgerald. Count Masie. |
| 01:06:11 |
Frank Sinatra. |
| 01:06:13 |
Luciano Pavarotti. |
| 01:06:20 |
Do you bring your friends here? |
| 01:06:23 |
I haven't got many friends. |
| 01:06:26 |
Sorry. |
| 01:06:28 |
I'm like the birds I care for. |
| 01:06:31 |
People pass me in the street. |
| 01:06:35 |
They prefer I wasn't in their city. |
| 01:06:38 |
Yeah. It's like that with my family. |
| 01:06:42 |
...just because I'm the youngest. |
| 01:06:45 |
Everyone fights for position. |
| 01:06:47 |
Everyone wants to be seen... |
| 01:06:49 |
...and heard. |
| 01:06:50 |
I guess so. |
| 01:06:52 |
I'm seen and heard pretty much. |
| 01:06:59 |
I wasn't always like this. |
| 01:07:02 |
What were you like before? |
| 01:07:04 |
I had a job. I had a home. |
| 01:07:07 |
- I had a family. |
| 01:07:11 |
No. |
| 01:07:13 |
I wanted them. |
| 01:07:15 |
Mut the man I loved |
| 01:07:19 |
That broke my heart. |
| 01:07:21 |
When the chance |
| 01:07:25 |
...I ran away from it. |
| 01:07:27 |
I stopped trusting people. |
| 01:07:29 |
No offense, but that seems like |
| 01:07:34 |
I was afraid of getting |
| 01:07:37 |
Sometimes you can trust a person... |
| 01:07:39 |
...and then, when things are down, |
| 01:07:44 |
Maybe they're just too busy. |
| 01:07:46 |
Maybe they don't forget about you, |
| 01:07:50 |
People don't mean to forget. |
| 01:07:52 |
My grandfather says... |
| 01:07:54 |
...if my head wasn't screwed on, |
| 01:07:58 |
I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, |
| 01:08:02 |
I understand. |
| 01:08:04 |
I had a nice pair of Rollerblades. |
| 01:08:06 |
I was afraid to wreck them... |
| 01:08:09 |
...so I kept them in a box. |
| 01:08:12 |
I outgrew them. I never wore them |
| 01:08:18 |
A person's heart and feelings |
| 01:08:23 |
They're kind of the same thing. |
| 01:08:25 |
If you won't use your heart, |
| 01:08:28 |
If you just keep it to yourself, |
| 01:08:32 |
When you do decide to try it, |
| 01:08:36 |
You should take a chance. |
| 01:08:40 |
Little truth in there somewhere. |
| 01:08:42 |
I think so. Your heart might |
| 01:08:46 |
If it was gone, |
| 01:08:50 |
Thank you. |
| 01:08:53 |
Do you know it's been... |
| 01:08:56 |
...a couple of years |
| 01:08:59 |
That's okay. You're good at it. |
| 01:09:01 |
You're not boring. |
| 01:09:04 |
You should do it more often. |
| 01:09:06 |
Just wear an outfit |
| 01:09:09 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 01:09:12 |
I have been working very hard |
| 01:09:16 |
I always think I'll have |
| 01:09:18 |
...but when I'm alone, it's not fun. |
| 01:09:21 |
I don't care how much people bug me... |
| 01:09:24 |
...I'd rather be with someone |
| 01:09:27 |
So what are you doing alone |
| 01:09:31 |
Did you get into trouble? |
| 01:09:33 |
Yeah. |
| 01:09:34 |
You did something wrong? |
| 01:09:36 |
A lot of things. |
| 01:09:39 |
Did you know that a good deed |
| 01:09:43 |
It's late. I don't know |
| 01:09:46 |
...to do enough good deeds |
| 01:09:49 |
It's Christmas Eve. |
| 01:09:53 |
- They do? |
| 01:09:55 |
Think of an important |
| 01:09:59 |
...and go do it. |
| 01:10:01 |
Just follow the star in your heart. |
| 01:10:06 |
Okay. |
| 01:10:08 |
It's getting pretty late. |
| 01:10:17 |
If I don't see you, I hope |
| 01:10:21 |
Thank you. |
| 01:10:23 |
Tell the birds I said goodbye. |
| 01:10:25 |
I will. |
| 01:10:34 |
Merry Christmas. |
| 01:10:35 |
Merry Christmas. |
| 01:10:37 |
If you need somebody to trust, |
| 01:10:40 |
I won't forget to remember you. |
| 01:10:43 |
Don't make promises you can't keep. |
| 01:11:42 |
MR. DUNCAN: |
| 01:11:44 |
... Mr. Duncan is gonna donate |
| 01:11:48 |
MARV: At midnight tonight, |
| 01:11:52 |
You can mess with a lot of things, but |
| 01:14:11 |
CONCIERGE: We'd like to offer you |
| 01:14:15 |
It's a penthouse |
| 01:14:17 |
I think you'll find it satisfactory. |
| 01:14:22 |
What kind of hotel lets a child |
| 01:14:25 |
The boy had a very convincing story. |
| 01:14:28 |
What kind of idiots work here? |
| 01:14:31 |
The finest in New York. |
| 01:14:33 |
When you learned the credit card... |
| 01:14:36 |
I made the discovery. |
| 01:14:38 |
Why did you let him leave? |
| 01:14:40 |
We confronted him and he ran! |
| 01:14:42 |
You scared him! |
| 01:14:44 |
It's Christmas Eve, and because of you, |
| 01:14:52 |
Take our family and luggage |
| 01:14:54 |
Yes, sir! |
| 01:14:55 |
Run along, Cedric. |
| 01:14:57 |
I'll go to the police station to make |
| 01:15:01 |
I want you to stay here. |
| 01:15:02 |
- I'm going to look for him. |
| 01:15:05 |
With all due respect, your son is lost |
| 01:15:10 |
Could you stay out of this? |
| 01:15:12 |
As you wish. |
| 01:15:14 |
Thank you. It's not a good idea |
| 01:15:19 |
If Kevin can, so can I. |
| 01:15:20 |
- Kate... |
| 01:15:22 |
The way I feel, no mugger |
| 01:15:27 |
There are hundreds of armed |
| 01:15:32 |
Do bundle up. |
| 01:15:40 |
(CLOCK CHIMES) |
| 01:16:08 |
Marv. Marv. |
| 01:16:09 |
Come on, let's go. |
| 01:16:31 |
Marv. |
| 01:16:32 |
Crowbars up! |
| 01:16:39 |
Merry Christmas, Harry! |
| 01:16:45 |
Happy Hanukkah, Marv! |
| 01:16:57 |
MARV: This is more money |
| 01:17:00 |
It makes you wonder why we spent |
| 01:17:17 |
The amazing thing is, |
| 01:17:20 |
...we're up to our elbows in cash |
| 01:17:24 |
(KNOCKS) |
| 01:17:28 |
He's back! |
| 01:17:31 |
He took our picture! |
| 01:17:32 |
How was my hair? |
| 01:17:39 |
This is it. No turning back. |
| 01:17:43 |
Another Christmas in the trenches. |
| 01:17:47 |
No! |
| 01:17:53 |
(ALARM MELL RINGS) |
| 01:17:54 |
Wow. |
| 01:17:55 |
That's it! Get the money! |
| 01:17:59 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:18:03 |
I'll kill him! |
| 01:18:07 |
- Marv! |
| 01:18:10 |
(HARRY YELLS) |
| 01:18:18 |
Harry? |
| 01:18:19 |
(GROANS) |
| 01:18:22 |
Harry! |
| 01:18:23 |
That was incredible. |
| 01:18:26 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:18:28 |
- I twisted my ankle. |
| 01:18:31 |
Hey, guys! Smile! |
| 01:18:36 |
Come on! Come on! |
| 01:18:37 |
- Help me. |
| 01:18:39 |
I got you. |
| 01:19:07 |
Taxi! |
| 01:19:13 |
Times Square! |
| 01:19:36 |
Where'd he go? |
| 01:19:38 |
KEVIN: |
| 01:19:42 |
Let's kill! |
| 01:19:43 |
Hold on, pea-brain. |
| 01:19:45 |
We got busted because we underestimated |
| 01:19:49 |
This ain't like that. |
| 01:19:51 |
This ain't his house. The kid's |
| 01:19:55 |
May I do the thinking, please? |
| 01:19:59 |
Thank you. |
| 01:20:02 |
Sonny! |
| 01:20:04 |
Yes? |
| 01:20:05 |
Nothing would thrill me |
| 01:20:09 |
Knocking off a youngster |
| 01:20:12 |
- Understand? |
| 01:20:14 |
Mut since we're in a hurry, |
| 01:20:18 |
You throw down your camera |
| 01:20:22 |
You'll never hear from us again. |
| 01:20:26 |
Promise? |
| 01:20:28 |
I cross my heart and hope to die. |
| 01:20:32 |
Okay! |
| 01:20:39 |
Okay, kid... |
| 01:20:41 |
...give it to me. |
| 01:20:50 |
Direct hit! |
| 01:20:57 |
How many fingers am I holding up? |
| 01:21:02 |
Eight? |
| 01:21:06 |
Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks? |
| 01:21:10 |
MARV: |
| 01:21:12 |
(YELPS) |
| 01:21:15 |
If you can't do any better than that, |
| 01:21:20 |
Harry... |
| 01:21:22 |
...no. |
| 01:21:25 |
(YELPS) |
| 01:21:29 |
You got any more? |
| 01:21:33 |
Get up. |
| 01:21:41 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:21:42 |
What? |
| 01:21:44 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:21:45 |
What? |
| 01:21:47 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:21:49 |
What? |
| 01:21:51 |
(YELPS) |
| 01:21:53 |
That did it! Nobody throws bricks |
| 01:21:57 |
You go this way. I'll go around back. |
| 01:22:03 |
Harry? |
| 01:22:06 |
Harry? |
| 01:22:08 |
Harry? |
| 01:22:33 |
Huh? |
| 01:22:58 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:23:07 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:23:20 |
(YELPS) |
| 01:23:26 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:23:33 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 01:23:52 |
(YELLS) |
| 01:24:00 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:24:10 |
(GROWLS) |
| 01:24:30 |
Harry! |
| 01:24:32 |
I reached the top! |
| 01:24:35 |
(YELLS) |
| 01:24:42 |
(CRACKS NECK) |
| 01:24:48 |
Ahh. |
| 01:24:52 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:25:17 |
(RATTLES DOORKNOM) |
| 01:25:24 |
You better do better than this. |
| 01:25:31 |
(GROANS) |
| 01:25:32 |
(WRENCH CONKS HARRY) |
| 01:25:48 |
(CRACKS MACK) |
| 01:25:50 |
Wow! |
| 01:25:52 |
What a hole! |
| 01:26:14 |
Whoa! |
| 01:26:28 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:26:31 |
Uh-oh. |
| 01:26:38 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:26:59 |
Ah! |
| 01:27:20 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:28:01 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:28:46 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 01:28:58 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:29:11 |
(GLASS MREAKS) |
| 01:29:20 |
(SIZZLES) |
| 01:29:28 |
(WHIMPERS) |
| 01:29:51 |
Harry. |
| 01:30:12 |
I'm coming up! |
| 01:30:19 |
Uh-oh. |
| 01:30:28 |
I'm gonna murder that kid! |
| 01:30:32 |
(SNEEZES) |
| 01:30:48 |
Yes! |
| 01:30:56 |
Whoa. |
| 01:31:05 |
Whoa, whoa! |
| 01:31:09 |
(YELPS) |
| 01:31:18 |
MARV: |
| 01:31:19 |
Don't you know a kid always wins |
| 01:31:22 |
Harry! In the living room! |
| 01:31:24 |
(MUMMLES) |
| 01:31:26 |
He went up the ladder! |
| 01:31:37 |
(YELLS) |
| 01:31:42 |
Oh. |
| 01:31:44 |
I'm coming, Harry. |
| 01:31:46 |
I'm coming. |
| 01:31:52 |
Harry! |
| 01:31:55 |
You didn't lose any teeth! |
| 01:32:00 |
Hey! |
| 01:32:01 |
Try the stairs. |
| 01:32:03 |
Right. |
| 01:32:07 |
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. |
| 01:32:09 |
Remember last year? |
| 01:32:12 |
No. |
| 01:32:13 |
Watch this. |
| 01:32:15 |
Let's get him! |
| 01:32:17 |
(STOMPS) |
| 01:32:21 |
Ow! |
| 01:32:22 |
He busted me right in my mouth, Marv! |
| 01:32:25 |
That's one. |
| 01:32:27 |
Don't worry, Harry. |
| 01:32:30 |
I'll get him. |
| 01:32:32 |
(STOMPS) |
| 01:32:36 |
Ow! |
| 01:32:38 |
Right in the schnoz. |
| 01:32:41 |
That's two. |
| 01:32:42 |
Come on, let's get him. |
| 01:32:47 |
MARV: |
| 01:32:48 |
(YELLING) |
| 01:32:55 |
That's... |
| 01:32:56 |
...three. |
| 01:33:03 |
No. |
| 01:33:05 |
(PIPE CRASHES) |
| 01:33:07 |
MARV: |
| 01:33:13 |
- Come on, Harry. |
| 01:33:17 |
I've worked all the kinks out. |
| 01:33:20 |
Solid as a rock. |
| 01:33:34 |
(CRASHING) |
| 01:33:37 |
Like a rock, huh? |
| 01:33:40 |
Give up? |
| 01:33:41 |
KEVIN: Have you had enough pain? |
| 01:33:55 |
You better say every prayer |
| 01:33:58 |
I hope your parents got you |
| 01:34:03 |
Where'd he go? |
| 01:34:04 |
I'm up here and I'm really scared. |
| 01:34:16 |
What's that sound? |
| 01:34:18 |
(CLATTERING) |
| 01:34:27 |
(YELLING) |
| 01:34:37 |
That was the sound of a tool chest... |
| 01:34:40 |
...falling down the stairs. |
| 01:34:43 |
Oh. |
| 01:34:46 |
(CRACKING NOSES) |
| 01:34:48 |
Yes! |
| 01:35:23 |
Over there! |
| 01:35:25 |
Even if I get the chair, |
| 01:35:30 |
Surrender, kid! |
| 01:35:32 |
He vanished. |
| 01:35:33 |
I'm here, you horse's ass! |
| 01:35:39 |
Whoa. |
| 01:35:40 |
Nice night for a neck injury! |
| 01:35:43 |
Suck brick, kid! |
| 01:35:51 |
Come on, Marv. |
| 01:35:53 |
I don't know. |
| 01:35:54 |
I said, come on! |
| 01:35:58 |
HARRY: |
| 01:36:00 |
(WHIMPERS) |
| 01:36:13 |
Harry? You wearing aftershave? |
| 01:36:16 |
That's kerosene. |
| 01:36:19 |
The rope is soaked in it. |
| 01:36:21 |
Why would anyone soak a rope |
| 01:36:28 |
Merry Christmas. |
| 01:36:30 |
Go up! |
| 01:36:31 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:36:58 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:37:05 |
Get off me! |
| 01:37:07 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:37:29 |
Get the bag! |
| 01:37:31 |
Two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest |
| 01:37:35 |
Central Park West, 95th Street. Look |
| 01:37:45 |
KEVIN: |
| 01:37:47 |
Metter come and get me |
| 01:37:53 |
(HONKS) |
| 01:37:57 |
Whoa! |
| 01:38:04 |
My, how the tables have turned. |
| 01:38:07 |
HARRY: |
| 01:38:09 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 01:38:14 |
Let's go for a little stroll |
| 01:38:33 |
HARRY: |
| 01:38:34 |
Give me it! |
| 01:38:40 |
Great for the album. |
| 01:38:43 |
You may've won the battle, dude, |
| 01:38:48 |
You ought not of messed with us. |
| 01:38:50 |
We're dangerous. |
| 01:38:56 |
(WINGS FLAPPING) |
| 01:38:57 |
- Harry? |
| 01:39:03 |
Harry. |
| 01:39:05 |
HARRY: |
| 01:39:08 |
MARV: |
| 01:39:10 |
- Let's get out of here! |
| 01:39:14 |
HARRY: |
| 01:39:17 |
...and it doesn't look like |
| 01:39:21 |
Let him go! |
| 01:39:22 |
Kevin, run! |
| 01:39:26 |
Shoot her! |
| 01:39:27 |
Shoot her! |
| 01:39:29 |
- Shoot her! |
| 01:39:43 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:40:08 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 01:40:09 |
Mye! Thanks. |
| 01:40:30 |
(SIRENS) |
| 01:40:36 |
COP 1: |
| 01:40:39 |
We got the bridge. |
| 01:40:41 |
COP 2: |
| 01:40:46 |
(MARV WHIMPERS) |
| 01:40:48 |
(HARRY MUMMLES) |
| 01:40:50 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:40:53 |
(GUNSHOT) |
| 01:41:02 |
COP 2: |
| 01:41:03 |
COP 1: |
| 01:41:10 |
You guys should've started earlier. |
| 01:41:14 |
We missed the presents? |
| 01:41:16 |
He made us hide in the store |
| 01:41:20 |
Shut up, Marv. |
| 01:41:23 |
HARRY: |
| 01:41:26 |
He's a little cranky. |
| 01:41:29 |
Shut up, Marv! |
| 01:41:32 |
Get them out of here! |
| 01:41:34 |
If this makes the papers... |
| 01:41:35 |
...we're no longer the Wet Mandits, |
| 01:41:40 |
MARV: |
| 01:41:42 |
...T... |
| 01:41:44 |
HARRY: I. |
| 01:41:57 |
COP: It's all over. We apprehended |
| 01:42:01 |
MR. DUNCAN: I want to get that money |
| 01:42:04 |
COP: I'll handle it. |
| 01:42:07 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:42:09 |
I found this note. Looks like |
| 01:42:13 |
KEVIN: |
| 01:42:15 |
I broke your window |
| 01:42:17 |
Do you have insurance? |
| 01:42:19 |
If not, I'll send you some money, |
| 01:42:23 |
Merry Christmas. |
| 01:42:25 |
P. S. Thanks for the turtledoves. |
| 01:42:29 |
Turtledoves. |
| 01:42:31 |
Oh. |
| 01:42:40 |
Excuse me. I'm looking for my son. |
| 01:42:45 |
Please help me. This boy right here. |
| 01:42:53 |
(KNOCKS) |
| 01:42:57 |
I'm looking for my son. |
| 01:43:01 |
- Have you filed a report? |
| 01:43:06 |
Then trust us. We'll handle it. |
| 01:43:10 |
Oh. |
| 01:43:13 |
I'm his mother. |
| 01:43:16 |
I know, but you're looking |
| 01:43:20 |
Do you have kids? |
| 01:43:22 |
Yes, ma'am. |
| 01:43:23 |
What if one was missing? |
| 01:43:27 |
I'd probably do the same thing |
| 01:43:31 |
Thank you. |
| 01:43:34 |
Put yourself in his shoes. |
| 01:43:37 |
What would you do? |
| 01:43:39 |
Me? I'd probably be lying dead |
| 01:43:43 |
Mut not Kevin. |
| 01:43:45 |
No. Kevin is so much stronger |
| 01:43:49 |
I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. |
| 01:43:53 |
Mut he's still alone in a big city. |
| 01:43:57 |
He doesn't deserve that. |
| 01:43:59 |
He deserves to be at home with his own |
| 01:44:07 |
Oh, dear God... |
| 01:44:09 |
...I know where he is. |
| 01:44:11 |
I need to get to Rockefeller Center. |
| 01:44:14 |
- Hop in. |
| 01:44:20 |
I know I don't deserve a Christmas |
| 01:44:25 |
I don't want any presents. |
| 01:44:27 |
Instead, I want to take back every mean |
| 01:44:31 |
...even if they don't do the same. |
| 01:44:33 |
I don't care. I love all of them. |
| 01:44:38 |
If I can't see all of them, |
| 01:44:42 |
I'll never want another thing, ever. |
| 01:44:47 |
I know it won't be tonight... |
| 01:44:48 |
...but promise me I can see her again. |
| 01:44:53 |
Even if it's just once |
| 01:44:57 |
I need to tell her I'm sorry. |
| 01:45:07 |
Kevin? |
| 01:45:14 |
Mom? |
| 01:45:18 |
That worked fast! |
| 01:45:30 |
Oh, Kevin. |
| 01:45:33 |
Mom, I'm sorry. |
| 01:45:36 |
I'm sorry too. |
| 01:45:50 |
Merry Christmas, Mom. |
| 01:45:53 |
Merry Christmas, sweetheart. |
| 01:45:57 |
Thank you. |
| 01:45:59 |
Let's go. |
| 01:46:01 |
KEVIN: |
| 01:46:02 |
KATE: I know you and Christmas trees, |
| 01:46:05 |
KEVIN: |
| 01:46:07 |
KATE: At the hotel. |
| 01:46:31 |
(SNORING) |
| 01:46:52 |
Holy smokes, it's morning! |
| 01:46:55 |
FULLER: |
| 01:46:59 |
Don't get your hopes up. |
| 01:47:01 |
Huh? |
| 01:47:02 |
I don't think Santa visits hotels. |
| 01:47:04 |
Are you nuts? He's omnipresent. |
| 01:47:07 |
He goes everywhere. |
| 01:47:10 |
Wake up, it's Christmas! |
| 01:47:16 |
Mom! Dad! It's Christmas! |
| 01:47:30 |
MUZZ: |
| 01:47:32 |
ROD: |
| 01:47:34 |
KEVIN: |
| 01:47:40 |
- My gosh! |
| 01:47:42 |
MUZZ: |
| 01:47:49 |
Don't open any of mine. |
| 01:47:51 |
- Who's Mr. Duncan? |
| 01:47:54 |
Everybody calm down. |
| 01:47:56 |
Calm down! |
| 01:47:58 |
All right. Now... |
| 01:48:00 |
...if Kevin hadn't screwed up in |
| 01:48:05 |
...we wouldn't be |
| 01:48:07 |
...and huge hotel room |
| 01:48:11 |
So... |
| 01:48:12 |
...I think it only fair that Kevin |
| 01:48:16 |
Then I'll go and the rest |
| 01:48:23 |
Merry Christmas, Kev. |
| 01:48:26 |
Merry Christmas, Muzz. |
| 01:48:30 |
Merry Christmas, Kevin. |
| 01:48:33 |
All right! Merry Christmas! |
| 01:48:37 |
Enough gooey sh... |
| 01:48:39 |
Show of emotion. |
| 01:48:44 |
LESLIE: Everybody, save the paper. |
| 01:49:22 |
Merry Christmas. |
| 01:49:26 |
Kevin! |
| 01:49:27 |
Merry Christmas! |
| 01:49:30 |
I got something for you. |
| 01:49:39 |
What's this? |
| 01:49:41 |
It's a turtledove. I have one. |
| 01:49:44 |
As long as we each have a turtledove, |
| 01:49:51 |
Oh, Kevin. |
| 01:49:56 |
Thank you. |
| 01:49:59 |
I won't forget you. Trust me. |
| 01:50:28 |
The room service bill, sir. |
| 01:50:33 |
Merry Christmas. |
| 01:50:35 |
Uh, oh. |
| 01:50:40 |
Nice family. |
| 01:50:42 |
Really. |
| 01:50:52 |
Merry Christmas indeed. |
| 01:50:57 |
PETER: |
| 01:50:59 |
You spent $967 on room service?! |
| 01:55:04 |
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